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x0den: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrHERE
Spacepup: How long do the boys have before RE8 comes out?
Spacepup: Think they'll finish 6 first?
CyberColossus: 🤔 possibly
CyberColossus: but not likely Id guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: Knowing what I do about 6, I really hope so.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's exactly their kind of bad.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
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GredGredmansson: lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Thank God It's TUESDAY | Time for Let's NOPE where Ben and Adam are playing objectively the BEST Resident Evil game ever developed, and quite possibly the greatest horror game to grace planet earth. | GOATed, tee bee aych. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1387194146692030468
DarkMorford: Adam has some opinions, I see. :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: LRR twitter speaking truths.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: took me a good moment to parse "tee bee aych"
Bengineering: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
lirazel64: Whee!
ButterBall000: Spoop Boys!
Caffeinated__Lemur: Yay stream time
elkae: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
jboogie247: Pog
APartofManny subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
APartofManny: dang can't believe I get to do my 19th month with this amazing game.
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ButButTheJesus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: LEON!
GamesAndInk: In 100 years "Tebeyaich" will be a word in the dictionary, and it'll have multiple definitions that different generations can't agree on.
Randoplh: 0 viewers. New record!
Makrosian_Tae: It's coming! ITS COMING!!
electra310: I don't hear anything, is that the stream or do I need to mess with my settings?
gualdhar: RODGER
KV1NN4: i hear nothing too
Makrosian_Tae: Been waiting all week for this!
magical_writer: also hear nothing
electra310: Okay, thanks. I just get used to hearing Big Giant Circles before LRR streams
ButterBall000: I heard nothing, but I forgot to unmute the stream
gualdhar: I hear my tinnitius
NathanJay_GA: sooo... the in the twitch notification they called this "the only good resident evil game". while I respect their candor, I must disclose that I reported the message text out of principle
fastlane250: i wanna hear at least one "HAHAHAHA this game SUCKS" or my Tuesday wiill not be complete
Ba_Dum_Tish: Clearly the sounds of silence
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think we were just reacting to Ben appearing in chat?
DrSoupPHD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
DrSoupPHD: Oh boy, I can't wait to watch this on YouTube! Have fun, spoop boyz!
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neisan2112: We're Heeeeeeerrre
DrSoupPHD: Last week's video is still not on YT :(
neisan2112: benginYe benginYe benginYe
elkae: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: @fastlane250 - It's an almost 100% ironclad certainty that Adam is going to say that once, if not multiple times, in the upcoming chapters.
MilkInBag: alright, who wrote that tweet
betweenmyself: Spuukie Vidja Gemms! riffGasp
weff47 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
weff47: Oh boy, stupid games yay!
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LurkingLuusi: just got my first shot
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sir! Sir? This is a spoop zone.
elkae: You have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, Milk
APartofManny: there was like a good year or 2 where AAA games kinda weren't good.
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of RE 6, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
MilkInBag: Oh it sounds like an Adem tweet
ashesandmochi: spoops spoops spoops!!!
Stormthius: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
elkae: Adem eh Kappa
MilkInBag: PYKE
MegaDosX: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
APartofManny: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Crimall subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Crimall: The Big 40. Its Dangerous out there, take this GIGA PUDDEE for protection against the zombie
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Baldrash: Red Vines?!
BusTed: s'up
SnackPak_: sup
GhostValv: benginO7
ashesandmochi: that's a LOT of twizzlers
MilkInBag: are those carrots
beckett_brass: Ooh, what's that treat?
ButButTheJesus: WANT
kumatsu: red vines PogChamp
DrSoupPHD: Bring out Shoey!
fastlane250: okay viiiiines
Nigouki: chew closer to the mic plz
TheWriterAleph: t w i z z l i n
ashesandmochi: OH not twizzlers red vines
ChippTunes: Oh shit it’s Red Vines
Gaytanic_Panic: I'm surprised the Red Vines are still around.
MegaDosX: Hey look I see snacks. Also there's some twizzlers.
Orlantia: hell yeah those red vines!!!
hesterbyrde: Hi guyssss!
RandomTrivia: HAH
DiscordianTokkan: Biggol' container of red nom noms
MilkInBag: the giraffe RE Kreygasm
amuseoffirebane: i know those are red vines. why do my eyes keep telling me they're cheetos
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
Orlantia: I'm glad they survived being in storage
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Darleysam: axl rose starting on time for once?
MilkInBag: as a metal enthusiast, these riffs are sick
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
DrSoupPHD: Stop, you'll get content IDed!
Transmuted_Elf: hahaha
elkae: Ben killing his voice before the start yet
betweenmyself: I prefer Red Vines’ ultimate form, Grape Vines riffYeti
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS!
Stormthius: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN benginDab benginDab benginDab benginYe benginYe
magical_writer: Demonitized right from the start
SAJewers: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
jboogie247: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
ButButTheJesus: DAMMIT BEN
TheDailyMapleSyrup: oh,jump scare of mine
APartofManny: plz someone clip this
Uzumaki15: Adam are those legally distinct Twizzlers?
elkae: Adam has buckit
TehAmelie: no software in the world would guess what song this is by the sound
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginHeck benginYe
BusTed: They are Red Vines.
DoctorAddams subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
DoctorAddams: Dear Mr Lets and Mr Nope, you are both great. Sincerely, your close personal friend, a stranger on the internet.
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GhostValv: FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: DMCA Heist Train?
neisan2112: Man, ads on mobile are atrocious. Just got 8 loaded up as soon as they started.....
RandomTrivia: *thunderous applause*
ActionJB: Its adam!!!! With red vines!!!!! We love it
ButterBall000: Looks like them Spoop Boys are at it again
SnackPak_: fuck me up on red vines
ActionJB subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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DrSoupPHD: Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious!
MilkInBag: Adam you should take them home and put them in the blender
ButButTheJesus: teh bukkit
Haroldholmes25: No one man should have that many red vines
unicornly: redvines and 2 snaccs
x0den: gotta be honest, i don't know if red vines come in smaller packages
BjjBrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
BjjBrain: Maybe it’s the beer talking Ben & Adam, but you got a butt that wont quit. They got those big chewy pretzels hereeee Uughrrghrrhrrhhrh 6 MONTHS?! Get out of hereee…
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MegaDosX: Ben I want cookies now >_>
elkae: To Adam that's a tiny baby bukkit
BusTed: Mimosas
hexy_lexy: GIGA PUDDI
Tangsm: Legally distinct cookie.
wynternyghtynggale: now i want twizzlers
Dog_of_Myth: Adam has a monopoly on Red Vines
MilkInBag: Adam stop spinning your vine live on Twitch
jboogie247: This is a Twizzlers household Adam shame on you
wiggins: I am so envious of that red vines bucket
elkae: Oh no Adam got in the Red Vines he's gonna be all hopped up on Red no. 3
ChippTunes: More like Resident Evil SNACKS
GhostValv: D:
BusTed: sweet
elkae: lrrFRUMP jelly
neisan2112: Oh yeah. I hate useing those
DeM0nFiRe: Ah shoot now I want some apple juice
NightValien28: I see adam is eating his vitamins
OmnipotentTrevor: Home grocery delivery is overworked right now, but yeah
TheWriterAleph: apple juice is great tho
MilkInBag: drugged on vines
amuseoffirebane: unfortunate
Saintnex: What, that cant be legal?
lithopseffect subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
lithopseffect: lets get these "spooks"
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Juliamon: That sounds about right for grocery delivery
Uzumaki15: Now I want Samoas but we're not in Girl Scout season anymore
Orlantia: @Wiggins send me your PO and I'll send you one too
MegaDosX: Yeah I stopped getting grocery deliveries when they kept messing up my orders
MilkInBag: LUL
Catcard: LMFAO
RealGamerCow: LOL
wynternyghtynggale: that jar is messing with the green screen and its weird
Nigouki: that much apple juice is someone cleaning up before a colonscoppy
MilkInBag: vine chugger
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kumatsu: your Deluxe Gamer Hands
ButterBall000: What's the weight on that bucket?
MidnighterKnight: What did I just tune into??
hexy_lexy: LUL GDI ADAM
NightValien28: clipping that
betweenmyself: 2 giant quarts of apple juice... Gotta stay hydrated
MilkInBag: Adam, did anyone tell you you're funny?
beckett_brass: @MidnighterKnight Hello. Welcome to Red Vines.
soupgiraffe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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NotCainNorAbel: Did Shoey get fired?
snowmonkey99: Gentlemen, meet Lug
zshunter: I can't stick around to watch live cause I got rat killing but just gotta stop in and give love for my favorite RE game played with the lrr boys
elkae: Adam is gonna be so fucking hyper
elkae: Like he isn't already
Decaped: getting peak gamer in here.
MilkInBag: and this is just Tuesday
Dalrint subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 14 month streak!
Dalrint: Fourteen months? How the heck did that happen?
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Kaaosa: hi streamer
Dalrint: nice
hesterbyrde: red vines and twizzlers are like eating vaguely fruit flavored candle wax
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh Adam, they're making a Willow show on Disney+ out next year, but unfortunately the description of it doesn't make it seem like it has anything to do with the movie
RealGamerCow: ooo, piece of candy
Lord_ZYRK: Slothidan love Chunk
Kaaosa: are those red vines
MilkInBag: play the flute with a vine!
Kaaosa: why are canadian red vines orange
elkae: Kaaosa you just missed the bucket
hexy_lexy: "scary" "horror"
JuniorRoll: Nice to hear you both
elkae: Filled with red vines
Kaaosa: orange vines
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun I mean they WERE fresh in July when I sent them...
SnackPak_: " lrrSPOOP "
elkae: It's the colour balance
MilkInBag: kaaosa are you back from the car dealership
RandomTrivia: @Orlantia oh no
Kaaosa: i am back from the dealership yes
LidofLoathing: it's been eighty-four years
TehAmelie: the "attempt" refers not to the playing of the games, but them being scary
neisan2112: I mean, RE8 is in 2 weeks
Kaaosa: i have a working key for my car again
Gildan_Bladeborn: Buckle up Ben and Adam - this game is going to get... dumb.
Randoplh: re8 is may 7th
betweenmyself: At least they’re closer to food than those “Halloween treats” wax lips pennyWhat
MilkInBag: no, they are plastic
neisan2112: Oh yeah
RandomTrivia: benginLol
EvilBadman: He tried, Ben, Konami killed it. :P
GhostValv: :\
Enmity777: You mean... Strand type games?
loudas_awolf: *scared noises* I'm soooo scared now
RealGamerCow: ooo, piece of candyevntually
SnackPak_: they just go stale
MegaDosX: I guess we'll find out
Invitare: oh no
jessieimproved: I don't think red vines are actually food, so probably not
beckett_brass: Candy can certainly go bad.
MilkInBag: wax can't go bad
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
APartofManny: no just hard
Darth_Litigious: It can go stale
OmnipotentTrevor: Depends on the candy
neisan2112: They dont go "bad"
LordZarano: Sugar is a preservative
Kaaosa: if your red vines are orange they have turned
Makrosian_Tae: Candy SO goes bad
obionedrop: they get stale but they're still okay to eat
elkae: Ben how old is the candy you're eating
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM
PMAvers: Nah, just gets worse.
Phailhammer: johnlo1Butts
Kaaosa: you have sour vines
neisan2112: just hars
MilkInBag: you'll know tomorrow
x0den: i imagine thery're basically flavored sugra so probably no?
TehAmelie: generally it has so much sugar, it can't go bad. stale, maybe
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which when you consider that it STARTED dumb in the first place, is really saying something.
DrSoupPHD: Candy's only good for 9 months
unicornly: redvines are forever
TheWriterAleph: stale licorice just tastes like licorice
niccus: they dry up, they go stale, they bloom, but not really go bad
elkae: Is your candy old enough to drink
elkae: 🤠
magical_writer: Halloween has taught me Candy is eternal.
Lord_ZYRK: When good vines go bad
APartofManny: especially twizz
betweenmyself: Depends on the candy
cuttlefishman subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cuttlefishman! (Today's storm count: 70)
Invitare: they're all good candy brent
MortifiedPenguins: the only things that I know for sure can never go bad are honey and peanut butter
Kaaosa: if gordon ramsay found those red vines in your restaurant he'd call you "a fuckin loon" or something
MilkInBag: Vine died for this NotLikeThis
reptile___: they turn red when they go bad
elkae: We have ONE QUESTION https://i.imgur.com/ecBbcgq.gif
Kaaosa: I don't speak english
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Haroldholmes25: God this stream is off to a hot start
Ba_Dum_Tish: Have you heard the tale of Red Twizzlers
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JaymicUnyielding: the only food that can never spoil is honey
JuniorRoll: lol
Darleysam: but... vine died years ago!
RealGamerCow: Oh the sillies are on max tonight
hexy_lexy: 10 minutes and its already gone to hell! this is great!
magical_writer: cheer50 thank you
ArkhamArchivist: You ever had chocolate after it grows that white gunk on it? Candy goes bad
TacitusVigil: Please send all your expired candy to Ben Ulmer, LoadingReadyRun, Victoria, Ottawa, Canada.
GhostValv: some may say the way of these snacks is .... unnatural
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Himyul: Goooooooood.... Gooooooood....
MilkInBag: As a PAYING customer, I'm here to feel horror seabatUseless
DarknessKingCoH: And we can finally have...a piece...
TehAmelie: if vine is dead what is this huh? https://vine.co/v/ih0rU2z62BK
jboogie247: I had a really stressful day of college so this is the perfect way to end it and refresh, thank you spooky boys❤️
reptile___: vines go bad in 6 seconds
MegaDosX: I want to see someone do an Emperor bit with Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks
BrowneePoints: "It's a trap! Our brains can't resist candy snacks of THAT magnitude!"
kat2kool: The sugar is already paying dividends I see
Baldrash: I clearly picked a TIME to tune into a live NOPE for the first time in a while.
Invitare: Should I eat these Red Vines?... Do it.
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, what do I do with this toffee?" "Chew it"
MilkInBag: RE: Honkers
Darleysam: what the hells an aluminum falcon?!
Kaaosa: adam stop all this preamble and show us the vines again
BrowneePoints: NEXT WEEK BABY!
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints "Your tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude!"
BrowneePoints: Err 2 weeks?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wooohoooooo!
cuttlefishman: What about 7?
TacitusVigil: But seriously Ben, when there are conventions post-Covid, people are going to give you expired candy Kappa
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
gambleroffoxes subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: You don't know how happy that announcement makes me.
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX I tried not to quote robot chicken
Kaaosa: we tuned in for Let's Vines, not scary games, adam
Kramburger: NOOOO that sweet sweet SEO
EvilBadman: may 7
hexy_lexy: @Invitare palpatine, what should i do about the library book? renew it!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its coming. The Vampire lady is coming
Rustpile: oh hai adam and ben lrrHEART
PlagueFishyRN: 👍
Invitare: Dental Care is a concept invented by the Jedi. I don't even know how to spell it
Saintnex: uhhh
RandomTrivia: Goodness this week is already awash with clippable moments
Makrosian_Tae: What about RE 7? Did the franchise skip an entry?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... obviously.
elkae: How are those Red Vine burps @LoadingReadyRun
ninja_theory_ashrams: thank you for the update
plummeting_sloth: WE have to eat our broken glass before we get our desert
Nigouki: RE7 was already played
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lady dimitrescu
PMAvers: Especially when it turns out to be Revelations 3.
EvilBadman: You got this nope and one more before Village is out, if it matters
JaymicUnyielding: are you going to play all 3 co-op stories? @loadingreadyrun
Saintnex: So I just rewatched G's playthrough... I dont think we even understood 6 period :P
Kaaosa: can you take a giant fistful of red vines and throw them in the air?? if not that's ok too
DrSoupPHD: Mmm, comfy blanket warning
cuttlefishman: this is a terrible metaphor
Kaaosa: okay this is the end of vines jokes for me
Rustpile: Thanks dad lrrHEART
Himyul: can we get a snuggie content warning?
MilkInBag: the rainbow sheet of horror
SnackPak_: good metaphor, streamer
Makrosian_Tae: Oh shit. I didn't know they'd played 7. How far back was that?
hexy_lexy: Watch At Own Risk (tm)
elkae: Quick, fart!
MilkInBag: LUL
RandomTrivia: Under the Content Blanket! \o/
kat2kool: I miss that parachute
Nigouki: Adam played RE7 in September 2019
codyfoti1999: When that one kid farts under the parachute
elkae: Fart under the parachute!
OmnipotentTrevor: JaymicUnyielding, don't you have to keep jumping between the campaigns to see the end of the game?
Kaaosa: i always heard tale of the parachute but never got to play with it :(
MegaDosX: LRRmods best mods
sorinthecat: ready to get scared XD
MilkInBag: civil war seabatUseless
plummeting_sloth: That parachut just primed everyone for weighted blankets
DeM0nFiRe: wth was with that parachute in gym class? Why was that an international standard?
DiscordianTokkan: Slide the dead body in on one of those four-roller seat toy things
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Stormthius: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
elkae: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
SnackPak_: thanks mods!
gingerbear_86: wait. am I on time for one?!! I don't have to wait for YouTube.
Himyul: mods get thanked all the time
Makrosian_Tae: Touchdowns in chat for mods!
Blade_Tiger: Thank you mods!
hexy_lexy: Bless Our Mods!!!!!
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
rasterscan: Thank you mooood
MegaDosX: Hope you feel better Ben!
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: Cheers to the mods!
obionedrop: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Rustpile: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
LordZarano: sergeModLove
caoinlean: thanks mods!
gingerbear_86: also, love you mods!
magical_writer: thank you mods
tidehollowcat: sergeModLove sergeModLove
SAJewers: pkroseHeart lrrHEART
sorinthecat: u both looking cute XD
JuniorRoll: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheDailyMapleSyrup: thanks mods lrrHEART
elkae: Poor Ben benginHeart
MilkInBag: Thanks mods, except Monkey
BaconL0rdes: Bean ice.
LackingSanity_: If this game was a side game instead of a main line RE and they had leaned in to make it even more over the top I think it could have been legitimately good
betweenmyself: The last thirty years of my life have been sadly free of parachute play BibleThump
Kaaosa: adam i will not be nice to you because I don't know you like that
Anubis169 huggles chat and the crew
Ba_Dum_Tish: PrideFloat Nice
Rustpile: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
SeismicLawns: katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart
LadyEarlGreyWarden: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
fastlane250: Benice, Italy
EvilBadman: Anyone wanna buy some League of Legends levels or whatever Kappa
elkae: Wtf Milk he's not a mod here LUL
jboogie247: Thank you mods:)
Darleysam: ljgami1Mods ljgami1Mods
kat2kool: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
ChippTunes: Bean Ice
202 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
BusTed: For better steering.
caoinlean: 100%
MilkInBag: it's BEN
MegaDosX: Shots fired
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Transmuted_Elf subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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BrowneePoints: I didn't have friends
Anubis169: Welcome raiders!!
NightValien28: I did that a lot
MegaDosX: Also raiders!
wharra: Be nice? What is this, Roadhouse?
Gooseblast: <3 <3 <3
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART Hello Rodeo!
kaziel0: Hello Ben! Hello Adam! Raaaaiiiiiddddd!
wtrob: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
obionedrop: I still have to stop myself from doing that lol
ActionJB: Wheeeeeeeeler
elkae: Raiders of the Lost Wheel!
Rustpile: wheelerY wheelerH
RedEmpress_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Kramburger: Honestly I'm only here for the mods, Ben and Adam are the price I pay to bask in the Mod's glory
hellfragger: hey its adam!!!!!!!!!!!!
Himyul: in the before tmes?
MilkInBag: hahahhaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how people who don't play video games "performatively" play them on camera.
jessieimproved: You're calling out my sick Mario Kart skills
jdtreker subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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RandomTrivia: RAIDERS! You just missed the BLANKET CONTENT WARNING for this stream
eshplode: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
neisan2112: Oh hey, its the Almond gang raiding!!
DoctorAddams: Oh mods, why you so great?
hexy_lexy: LUL Serge is a treat
Phailhammer: sergeSnerge
elkae: tqsRoll sergeHeart
MilkInBag: Adam, a knife stab hurts
hesterbyrde: Serge is too good for this world. Too pure.
Big_Blue_Hen: how many almonds are in re6?
TacitusVigil: What about the knee?
MegaDosX: That went differently than I was expecting
SnackPak_: dang
NightValien28: serge would probably the one stabbing you though
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge is out innocent cinnamon roll
plummeting_sloth: *writes down 'shoulder*
bullseye3265: Almond gang, i like this name
SnackPak_: that's love
Himyul: where would you get stabbed for chat?
kaziel0: Awww, that's so sweet Ben.
JuniorRoll: respect
electra310: Aww
MegaDosX: Now Ben, where would you take a stab for Adam?
fritobandeeto: hey ohhh
RandomTrivia: sergeSnerge
kynelwynn: Where would you take a stab for James?
gamercat88: even take a bullet from Sebastian Cord for Serge
RandomTrivia makes notes
Kaaosa: you have arteries in the shoulder no? I'm not a biologist
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why am I unable to type correctly
Kramburger: I'd take a papercut for Serge
MortifiedPenguins: stabbed somewhere convenient
MegaDosX: Good metaphor, streamer
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, a vanity stab
MilkInBag: and why is he attacked by a knife
wynternyghtynggale: serge is a pure coffee bean
DrSoupPHD: Serge recently promoted to President of LRR
elkae: Cool scar!
hesterbyrde: Can you please mail us Serge so he can be our president?
hesterbyrde: Serge for president.
bv310: I'd vote for Serge
SquareDotCube: a french press in every house
plummeting_sloth: Ah, shoulders. The mother of all survivable hollywood wounds
Tangsm: Adam can point to that scar forever whenever Serge gets ungrateful.
canahedo: Adam also needs to be protected <3
neisan2112: President is already dead
rasterscan: Bad metaphor considering what you did to the President in the first episode.
electra310: I am not sure Serge is eligible to be president
gualdhar: I'd take a cutting remark for Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge for President!
MilkInBag: and why is that knife sentient
Kaaosa: ate expired red vines
ActionJB: What did Serge to to get attacked by a knife?
codyfoti1999: Robbed a bank
Earthenone: this streamer has a nice sebastion corde cosplay going on
JuniorRoll: No, what did Serge do?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Most of us are willing to take a $5 cut to our wallet for serge
tergonis: it's what serge did to get attacked
Kramburger: Vote for Serge in the upcoming LRRlection
OmnipotentTrevor: the knife isn't for him
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's what Serge did, really.
Himyul: he played mono-blue in magic
GhostValv: big block at it again
MilkInBag: Serge knows why
Invitare: you built a road out of gold
ardenGnome: yes the shoulder got arteries, but more importantly, like 10 different tendons that don't heal on their own
gingerbear_86: serge was too nice to the wrong person, Adam saved him
MegaDosX: Oh right the bus crashed
walkeroftales: Serge opened a jar in the woods, that's what happened
RandomTrivia: Adam, you're welcome in the Minecraft community any time! It's your own prejudices you must overcome! lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: You did died\
elkae: OK so I haven't seen any of the 6 streams, @MilkInBag you gotta keep me up to date
JuniorRoll: Cut through the cemetery, always a good plan
hellfragger: so this game is bad right
TacitusVigil: I sure hope there aren't any residents evil in this cemetery!
tidehollowcat: You're friends with Serge? He has armor stand crimes to answer for!
RandomTrivia: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
cuttlefishman: how do you compliment again
NightValien28: hellfragger so bad
Gildan_Bladeborn: You guys durdled around a bit here, fell into some open graves, and then one of you died to zombos.
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Tekken Evil
elkae: That's the second quote??
Tangsm: All I remember from the last episode is that you saved a whole lot of people who then died horribly.
MilkInBag: @elkae I'm never here LUL I think Adam's character found Ben's character, and zombies attacked, and then Michael Bay happened there were explosions and now here?
plummeting_sloth: man Leon would ahve such a poppy butt doing that
RandomTrivia: @elkae Yep
DrSoupPHD: This game looks G O O D
BusTed: zambos
TehAmelie: can you imagine how much friggin wet dirt you'd get inside your clothes doing a power slide on your back in this?
NathanJay_GA: oh dang, just remembered the butt-scooch you can do :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: So reminder about the open graves I guess.
LackingSanity_: bad
elkae: @MilkInBag SeemsGood
wynternyghtynggale: nope
BusTed: Let me hear youuuu
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: No
MegaDosX: Looking forward to this mess of a game
Phailhammer: Nope
cuttlefishman: we're doing poggers
tergonis: feeling punchy
soupgiraffe: hanging in there
beckett_brass: Pretty good. Just doing homework.
RandomTrivia: \o/
GhostValv: as well as expected...
Rustpile: FBtouchdown benginDab
ButButTheJesus: lost and confused, twisted and used
Dmc3628: the adventures of Bulldog Leon and Helena Dropkick
EvilBadman: Shout out to YouTube
electra310: I dunno, are you a cop?
YeetTheRich_: benginNo
Nigouki: No, this is Youtube Comments
JaymicUnyielding: fair.
NarishmaReborn: oooh oooh me!
beckett_brass: @LackingSanity_ Praying that things go better for you.
neisan2112: I've got tacos now so Pretty good
ButterBall000: You are now in the hole
elkae: Why would you ask if you're not gonna read chat anyway Kappa
Stormthius: always good on Let's Nope days
bv310: Highlight reel!
Crimall: Just workin, and cillin
MilkInBag: it's redead
hellfragger: DUDE this UI is so bad
Makrosian_Tae: Good day for me. I beat Halo ODST on stream and barely died!
DrSoupPHD: fbtouchdown
Kaaosa: this this Chris S Kennedy
Crimall: chillin**
OmnipotentTrevor: Been watching Ben's Chimera Squad stream from last year, cause I was thinking about that game again
RandomTrivia: LUL
Kaaosa: is this*
PharaohBender27: @LackingSanity_ Sorry to hear that lrrAWW
DiscordianTokkan: seabatHITBOX
ninja_theory_ashrams: each character has unique abilities, my Favorite is Helena's quick shot, as it is the sawed off shotgun and can be chained.
kat2kool: watching while scripts run in the background :)
JaymicUnyielding: @loadingreadyrun are you going to play all the story modes? leon, chris, jake, and ada?
RandomTrivia: I could see Adam in the role of H-Box
MegaDosX: Galileo!
DoctorAddams: *twitches and chatters*
Dmc3628: Jake and Sherry's campaign has to be the most wrestling i've ever seen in an RE gam
bv310: Mamma mia!
ButButTheJesus: Galileooooo
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Makrosian_Tae: Galileo Figaro!
MortifiedPenguins: the boys just aren't taking the game seriosuly enough
amuseoffirebane: I managed to maintain my energy and get a lot of work done today! Which is great compared to how the last couple of school days have been
Rustpile: alas!
betweenmyself: Why in the RE universe are graveyards still a thing? Dig up all them dead bodies and burn them you dummies.
plummeting_sloth: man we are so shiny now
Electrodyne: GALILEO
electra310: I got a new cat tree for my six week old kittens, they're going to be very excited
Makrosian_Tae: Magnifico-O-O-O
Invitare: but then there'd be zombie ash
ButButTheJesus: @electra310 cat tweeee
RandomTrivia: @electra310 benginLove benginLove benginLove
DrSoupPHD: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: @betweenmyself There aren't constant ongoing zombie plagues in the universe, generally speaking. Also that would be a lot of work, and make sense.
gualdhar: did someone say Giga Pudi?
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
kat2kool: I'm just a twitch chat, nobody loves me
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electra310: But first I have to kittenproof the entire room, because six week old kittens have less than zero survival skills
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DarkMorford: I should get some dinner. What's in the ol' refrigerator...
Electrodyne: I'm just a zom-boy everybody shoots me
NightValien28: that zombie just hit you with a shovel
Tangsm: Leon has hair that doesn't get wet in the rain even while the rest of him is soaked.
Invitare: it must be waxed
PMAvers: Huh, so Adam raided Wheeler, and so Wheeler raided Adam back?
ButButTheJesus: JAWSOME
BusTed: Jawsome
DiscordianTokkan: Jawesaome!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon's hair being perfect at all times is in his contract.
saucemaster5000: heh just got here and saw the stream title
wynternyghtynggale: idk ask kevin the shark
DoctorAddams: THE Wenbajin Mheeler!?
betweenmyself: @tangsm Leon is well known for his hydrophobic qualities
plummeting_sloth: they just got teh subs off the street
gualdhar: awww yeah Monster Hunter update is live
TacitusVigil: They could have a custom keyboard!
Electrodyne: Jabberjaw?
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers SingsNote "It's the Ciiiiiircle of Life! And it moves us aaaaaaalllllll" SingsNote
MegaDosX: Adam why are you doing your James impression?
StreetRach: Well, fuck. I guess I need a rebrand, @LoadingReadyRun. StreetRach is a pun on Street Wraith.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It depends on how you personally define "good", really.
RandomTrivia: Dying in a hole, what is this, MoC? lrrBEEJ
gamercat88: oh no Adam said !holes
saucemaster5000: nobody's wrong
plummeting_sloth: huh, I guess i've been out for a bit. Missed teh fact we had reply functionality now
BusTed: one to accommodate the shark hands
TacitusVigil: I thought the best Resident Evil game was Silent Hill 3 Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam seems to be thinking about falling in holes
RandomTrivia: @plummeting_sloth About 3 days I think?
Invitare: and they dont' stop coming and they hit the ground running
hexy_lexy: @StreetRach fwiw thats what i instantly think of
Kramburger: Classic Adam, getting lost in a corner
elkae: Is there CUMIN?
DarkMorford: What kind of spice rack is that, Ben?
plummeting_sloth: and one of those spices is salt, which hardly counts
StreetRach: @StreetRach Appreciate it. :D
betweenmyself: ALL the spices pennyWhat
Rustpile: Cumin is like 4 out of 5 of the spices
jibkat: NOONE puts Adam in a corner
Gildan_Bladeborn: I remember something about this upcoming section... sucking. It "may" be less obnoxious with a non-AI companion though.
RandomTrivia: @elkae I'm told the Bus is Cumin lrrBEEJ
CastleOtranto: If you have a long gun filled with buckshot that makes people go away, is it a sod off shotgun?
theleerm: hey gamers
elkae: Speaking of cumin I highly recommend watching the VOD of last night's Dice Friends, it was very funny
hexy_lexy: "Leon!" "its Roger!"
RandomTrivia: benginRemy ?
Kramburger: Ben, control your pet!
Electrodyne: Dice Friends was sooooo good
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah yes, THAT was it.
elkae: @RandomTrivia Somebody do somethyme!
DoctorAddams: Remy whyyyyyyyyy!?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have fun with that doge folks.
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia sergeJustRight
plummeting_sloth: Grandpas special cast iron pot
saucemaster5000: Adam's stream are always excellent, but last night was espeially excellent
Electrodyne: I agree with @elkae
Rustpile: I love me some choose your own
Graham_LRR: Leon, I want an itemized list
zed_alpha: oh god, the dog has a key?
plummeting_sloth: we could be chasing 30-50 wild hogs through a cemetry, for example
elkae: G!
MilkInBag: no they don't
TacitusVigil: Can we play Yakkity Sax to this? :D
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Graham!
theleerm: i would woof at my doge
Kramburger: Chasing your dog across a highway? Breaking up a fight with a bigger dog?
zed_alpha: That's it. Wrap it up. We've reached Peak Resident Evil
MortifiedPenguins: I had to chase a dog through an apple orchard but I guess thats a different vibe
sydnius: OhMyDog
cuttlefishman: pspspspsps
zed_alpha: Shut it down, girls, we can't get any more Resident Evil than this
elkae: This is a very good stream, Mister Stark
Tangsm: Chasing an animal at night in the rain is horrible. The uneven, open grave filled cemetery makes it extra horrible.
hexy_lexy: @Graham_LRR reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and loved!!!
Draynus: I mean, it could also be nighttime and raining :p
DoctorAddams: Is this... Pirates of the Carribean?
CastleOtranto: I'd say chasing a dog through a sewer is worse, but that was a previous Let's Nope
Rustpile: When does the resident truly learn they are evil?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: your thinking cats
DiscordianTokkan: Fallout has Dogmeat, RE has Deadmeat
Dmc3628: you mean an Apex Predator?
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy Pet that doggo
saucemaster5000: john wic's oming for ya
Graham_LRR: @hexy_lexy daw, thanks
Earthenone: doctor evil seems to have gone through quite a long residency
hexy_lexy: Adam "Apex Hunter" Savidan
ButterBall000: The last thing I'd attribute to Leon is "Apex hunter"
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ShaneLeeAtk: 23, skidoo!!!
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TacitusVigil: I don't know, I think a Panda with a gun could take you Adam.
Kramburger: Zombie John Wick
asthanius: If not an Apex predator, what about a Fortnite Predator?
Dmc3628: could be worse copyrighted team
A_Dub888: Leon "John Wick" Kennedy
MilkInBag: I'm John Candle, Mr Wick's older brother
Saintnex: Hi @Graham_LRR ! Ive been rewatching your playthrough of RE6 and I remain so entertained!
MegaDosX: Yeah John Wick would obliterate you guys, unfortunately
plummeting_sloth: He's the guy you call to kill the guy you called to kill the Boogyman
hesterbyrde: Isn't Zombie John WIck just Albert Wesker?
cuttlefishman: If you had to make the RE cast dogs, what species of dogs
Anubis169: Piers of War
DoctorAddams: At least the RE1 dog wore it's key as a fancy collar
lithopseffect: He's so damp
StreetRach: In the most macabre way possible, I guess it is possible to pet that dog in that you can punch or shoot it to death.
cuttlefishman: Is Leon a golden
BrowneePoints: Ouroboros'd John Wick sounds like a bad time
NathanJay_GA: what about a cat? Would it be the apex purredator?
MegaDosX: Fucking hell I'd almost forgotten how extra these games are
RandomTrivia: It's about sending a message, Adam :D
zed_alpha: @graham_lrr I'm seriously impressed by the entertainment empire y'all have set up. It literally saved my life in high school, even though I was an utter ass in your early forums. Sorry about that.
rasterscan: Cool excuse to split the party.
lithopseffect: he fell off that building so casually
saucemaster5000: thing is as a zombie john wick emotes the same amount
Invitare: sucks to be you Leon
zed_alpha: is the game monochrome, or is that just the scene?
Graham_LRR: @saintnex thanks!
Graham_LRR: @zed_alpha Hey, thank you. Glad you’re here!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The answer to your question Adam, was YES. He did in fact, have armor. Because people buried in America traditionally wore armor in their graves.
ashesandmochi: i love the way that one runs
TheWriterAleph: n e c k b o y
MilkInBag: why is the FOV like 60 LUL
BrowneePoints: Okay is it just me, or are the zombies really generic in this
codatski: @Graham_LRR You're a good egg Graham, we all appreciate you
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know, this very old country with all its medieval history.
lithopseffect: ah yes, the stabby part of the shotgun
BusTed: Ew.
Kramburger: Right in the thyroid
MegaDosX: "Stop that" *blam*
zed_alpha: Boomer!
zed_alpha: wait, wrong franchise
MegaDosX: Definitely an effective way to stop someone doing a thing, shotgun to the throat
zed_alpha: if only, amirite gamers?
RandomTrivia: LUL I love how casually Adam says "Stop that"
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're supposed to find... something.
zed_alpha: oh god, who covered the tombs in Crisco?
Kramburger: Ben stop chasing dudes, you gotta let them come to you
jibkat: Took a shotgun to the knee?
Makrosian_Tae: Shotgun bayonet
Invitare: you took a shotgun stab to the knee?
elkae: Leon has the zoomies!
TacitusVigil: Adam, were you secretly in CSIS for years?
Saintnex: @zed_alpha I mean we still have Krogans coming up lol
Dog_of_Myth: Moist Tombs
MilkInBag: where is Ben?
caoinlean: what character is Ben playing?
elkae: Where's Ben?
hexy_lexy: where's ben?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Where's Omnath?
A_Dub888: Where's Ben?
cuttlefishman: Ben isn't on camera though
Ba_Dum_Tish: Where's Beb?
Invitare: is Ben Omnath?
cuttlefishman: wheres ben
ButButTheJesus: WHAR BEN
plummeting_sloth: Adam had over 38 confirmed kills
Makrosian_Tae: Where's Ben?
TacitusVigil: Don't you...forget about Beej!
sydnius: Roger
ButterBall000: Leon is a baby
zed_alpha: So when they inevitably get to remaking this game, how many hoops do they have to jump through to make it actually good?
Kramburger: Leon has taken too many hits to the head and clearly has a TBI
A_Dub888: A M E R I C A
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just got to walk on into that door, yo.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nothing simpler.
BrowneePoints: Shoutout to @Graham_LRR for being an awesome, wholesome guy who has busts his butt to bring smiles to thousands
Ballistic_Meatball: goofy?
jibkat: no? TOO BAD
jamesthedabbler: Murica
Invitare: Do they know that these zombies aren't vampires and won't be stopped by a holy building?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: Oh that water effect on the cathedral was unsettling
Kramburger: "Wanna see my Liberty Bell?"
fastlane250: de-lizard some lizard bees
ButterBall000: Don't worry, Chris's campaign has all the liberty.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Correct!
Saintnex: yuuuup
neisan2112: You wanna get.. Liberated?
Graham_LRR: @browneepoints So kind! Wow I’m glad I swung by chat tonight!
MegaDosX: You did, in the gun shop
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get used to it Ben
ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM
Gildan_Bladeborn: You DID in fact, just do that, at the end of the last chapter. Like... 4 times directly in a row.
ashesandmochi: we appreciate you graham!
RandomTrivia: Are you sure they aren't healing sprays? lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to why we told you this game was bad.
BusTed: This is another L4D game.
zed_alpha: Well yeah, but can Leon punch a boulder? I think not. Game, set, and match Redfield.
ashesandmochi: LIBERTY never gets old
MilkInBag: "ding donging" sounds kind of lewd
MegaDosX: Ding dong, hello!
plummeting_sloth: look Zombie apocolypes or not, the Vespers need to happen
zed_alpha: alright, are these the worm zombies, the fungus zombies, the werewolves, or the virus zombies?
jibkat: I'll jump on the boat and say @Graham_LRR you are gentleman and a scholar
cuttlefishman: Graham has a nice beard
ButButTheJesus: Hey @Graham_LRR you're good I think
Graham_LRR: Oh man, you guys.
Kramburger: Wow, way to ice out Paul, Adam
TacitusVigil: #GrahamIsTheBest
OmnipotentTrevor: They're ringing the dinner bell on ya
Makrosian_Tae: He people want entertainment Ben. Who's going to give that to them? Gun toting players who AREN'T shooting zombies?
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jonasjonIV: Graham is great!
NightValien28: Graham_LRR you are a good noodle and your beard is flawless
Ba_Dum_Tish: The best boss who is currently paying you
MilkInBag: Graham is in the top 5 of Starks I know
zed_alpha: @tacitusvigil Adam is *right there.*
MegaDosX: WOW
Blade_Tiger: Graham confirmed Cool Dude
ashesandmochi: graham appreciation day in the chat
PharaohBender27: lrrGRAHAM You're a great boss based on everything I've heard
caoinlean: @graham_lrr is super cool
GhostValv: D:
cuttlefishman: waow
codyfoti1999: Whoa
Graham_LRR: Hahaha
Kramburger: CLIP IT
Saintnex: wow
plummeting_sloth: aaand the stream goes down
hexy_lexy: @Graham_LRR guess what?! youre such a god damn inspiration!!!
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
hesterbyrde: Yay for Graham!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
asthanius: lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: Paul knows what he did.
neisan2112: WOAH
Anubis169: I'm nicking that
Invitare: WOW
BusTed: Can't even say it with a straight face.
F1SHOR: and the stream just shuts down lol
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Anubis169: Graham you're a good noodle
wolvsbane: Shots fired
lamina5432: as a paul i take offense
hesterbyrde: Awwwww poor Paul
elkae: Paul could kill you with a look, Adam
codyfoti1999: He better not watch this highlight reel sheeeet
ZombieHendrix: Paul ain't here ya'll
jibkat: highlight reel
Goorguy: Somewhere Paul looks up and just goes "ohhh"
itomeshi: See, the reason @Graham_LRR is a good boss is because he's not a manager, he's a leader.
ladylinzington: lrrWOW
wolvsbane: same here, lol
MegaDosX: Imagine if the stream just cut out right as Adam said that
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
StreetRach: <message deleted>Adam: Graham's great! Fuck Paul!
Bearudite: lines drawn in the sand
excalgold: was that a 'i'm in danger' laugh from Adam ?
asthanius: Next Monday is gonna be fun
PharaohBender27: @MegaDosX katesLol
wolvsbane: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Your attention to detail and dedication to excellence are inspiring and lead to fantastic content lrrHEART
Saintnex: sooo this part is kinda miserable :p
Darleysam: lrrPAUL_BW
SAJewers: wait, so adam thinks graham is better than james? :O
elkae: Adam you spoon
BusTed: That's how the story goes.
Gildan_Bladeborn: For the Adam, crying wolf is a way of life.
TacitusVigil: @zed_alpha I was affirming him! I was affirming!
MilkInBag: lol at someone getting purged for quoting adam LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Graham looks and sounds like the coolest, chillest boss I've ever known
Kramburger: Adam you absolute Spanner
cuttlefishman: Adam "The Spoon" Savidan
asthanius: What, shitting on Paul?
Anubis169: Let's keep it civil chat :P
jamesthedabbler: Adam is clearly a fork
TacitusVigil: Can you give us 110%?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do you not wish to be the perfect spoon Adam?
Kain0025: Adam = kain00Potato
plummeting_sloth: Graham, pay Adam more percent so he can give us 1220%
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... Adam wasn't the player who got themselves killed last time. Just saying.
NathanJay_GA: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #697: "God this song is old, now I'm old!" —Adam [2015-09-19]
zed_alpha: !findquote zombies
LRRbot: Quote #3489: "Zombies are just wet mummies?" —Ian [2016-10-07]
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, herbs.
MegaDosX: God the writing in these games.
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote handle
LRRbot: Quote #3590: "I am giving you permission to handle a knife tonight." —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-31]
elkae: Adam doesn't wish to be the perfect spoon, he's claimed to be the PERFECT big spoon
zed_alpha: !findquote shotgun
MegaDosX: It makes me miss Dead Space 3's writing
electra310: I'm not sure I can handle more than like, 70% most of the time. Last night at the CYOA I nearly passed out from laughing
elkae: He knows he's a perfect spoon!
MegaDosX: My loot! My loot! My loot is on fire!
hexy_lexy: m' looty
MilkInBag: oh no it's leaking
TacitusVigil: Why are we using a lute? Kappa
Tangsm: Bard class Leon.
elkae: Only classics here
ButButTheJesus: #where'sben
plummeting_sloth: now was that a real help or a fake help
elkae: No bully!
MilkInBag: why do the zombies drop plants in a pot
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam, the game shows a prompt if your partner is actually dying
zed_alpha: mattdamonagingintoanolderactoraththeendofsavingprivateryanyouknowthaticonicscenethatmakesyoucryyeahthatone.gif.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you can rip those embedded kukris in the zombos and then hit them with them as a melee attack.
MegaDosX: Still hate that water effect on the walls
Gildan_Bladeborn: If memory serves.
MilkInBag: is that an adrenaline shot right in the sternum? WutFace
Spacepup: THere's shit zombies on the shit wind, Ben.
zed_alpha: just violating that zombie's personal space. Rude.
MegaDosX: Wow
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: NOW KISS
MilkInBag: maybe dodge the skill shot Kappa
MegaDosX: An "um actually" and we aren't even an hour in
jibkat: My money is on Ben
Tangsm: @MilkInBag You can't inject a potted plant, so they just punch each other.
mochabeanie: brace your selves for combat
rasterscan: It's not us!
rasterscan: It's not most of us!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! All aboard the roller coaster, heading to... well you'll see.
ZombieHendrix: You started it with the Paul comment
plummeting_sloth: "But we brought a bus!... that's wrecked now"
Invitare: ah find the chess piece keys
Gildan_Bladeborn: She knows this, and won't tell you.
zed_alpha: what in the hell is a maccas
Haroldholmes25: Of course there's a secret door
Gildan_Bladeborn: Despite you asking her multiple times.
RayFK subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
RayFK: 81 months, christ we're old.
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theleerm: chat and adam are like a bickering married couple
zed_alpha: Is that a place that sells maracas?
YeetTheRich_: how dare you insult the wizard?
TacitusVigil: @zed_alpha McDonalds in Australia
neisan2112: Paul is infinite
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You take that back, Paul's a wizard!
codyfoti1999: Paul we love you <3
ButButTheJesus: The Paulfather
SnackPak_: Nobody puts Paul in the corner
EvilBadman: I loved this Cult in a church plot in Silent Hill the Movie
ZombieHendrix: He's the chosen one, he's going to save us all
plummeting_sloth: Don't be too torn up about it, this are bystanders in a RE game. They're already dead
zed_alpha: @tacitusvigil ....I don't believe you.
Kibbik: This is why he's Paul
theleerm: lrrPAUL
jibkat: Que Paul showing up
RandomTrivia: And anything he can't get he makes for himself
OmnipotentTrevor: No, she said she tell you when you got to the cathedral. This is where Leon should put his foot down.
Dmc3628: inb4 Paul Stanley Parables you
mochabeanie: pauls gonna shut the stream down now
Ba_Dum_Tish: Waiting for Paul to just hack in and start playing the christmas song
SAJewers: wait, does that mean if paul wants an ice cream, james has to give it to him?
zed_alpha: I mean, he is paul 'cause he am. You ain't, 'cause you not.
theleerm: lrrDOTS lrrPAUL lrrARROW
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have fun exploring this very real and authentic cathedral that would totally be found in America.
asthanius: Adam's on the backdown
ButterBall000: It's a tyranny, but Paul's a good guy so it's no so bad.
RandomTrivia: I'm genuinely not clipping this because I will not take it out of context
Darleysam: everyone else would LOVE to be Playing It Forward right now, but nooooo
ashesandmochi: paul is paul and he is also appreciated
CoffeeDependent subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
CoffeeDependent: yall r great
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Seth_Erickson: Tear down the Tryanny of Paul Kappa
elkae: He doesn't say much but man does he say quality stuff when he does
PharaohBender27: katesLol
MegaDosX: Wow
hexy_lexy: LUL
Izandai: ???????????????
A_Dub888: Dave knows what he did
Kazman20a: the all Paul live is still my favorite of all time
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BusTed: Love it.
Graham_LRR: Paul is quiet a lot of time, but WHEN he gets you, it’s DEVASTATING.
lirazel64: Paul is a peach. Fuzzy, warm, and sweet.
DiscordianTokkan: Dave knows what they did
Graham_LRR: He chooses his spots
ButButTheJesus: "To be fair, Dave is, in fact, an asshole."
MilkInBag: classic toxic paul Kappa
Kramburger: Adam's a bad influence on Paul, I think they should spend less timer together
ladylinzington: Paul has amazing timing and a fantastic deadpan delivery
RayFK: Paul is the sniper of jokes.
Juliamon: He's a comedy sniper
MegaDosX: The funniest jokes are the ones that come from people you don't expect them from
DarkMorford: @Graham_LRR Adding to the pile of compliments, I really missed getting to see you all and hang out at PAX and DB last year. You're seriously some of the nicest people I know and it's always great having a chat with the crew.
TacitusVigil: I think of many things when I think of Mary...happiness is not often one of them?
fastlane250: i have so much to learn from lrrPAUL
ashesandmochi: i love that in the RE universe america has landed gentry and old european cathedrals
Izandai: I do feel like, because he's not on camera very much, people forget that Paul can be *really* funny when he wants.
matthaus_c: are these guys just... physically
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It's funnier when Serge swears
codyfoti1999: We can see him!
Dmc3628: gonna enjoy him as Peacemaker
plummeting_sloth: John Cena got so small that we could see him
matthaus_c: SO VASCULAR
MilkInBag: 40 centimeters high?
hexy_lexy: hes 40?!?! jeezus
VeryBadLifeChoices subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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Invitare: this is not an old universe Cathedral. This is small for a Church
MegaDosX: John Cena was always huge though tbh
EvilBadman: He is the exact same age as John Oliver
Bearudite: just like vince likes em
Gildan_Bladeborn: America is well known for its ancient cathedrals full of buried templars.
MilkInBag: John Cena is 44
Invitare: *old Euro
Izandai: Almost as if he's been part of a comedy troupe for almost two decades...
elkae: John Cena is a Dorito
zed_alpha: So who out of the LRR crew swears the most just in normal life? I've always wondered that.
jboogie247: I’m so excited to see him in the new Suicide squad
mochabeanie: adam is going off about jhon cena and ben just solves the whole thing
Dmc3628: yeah Cena and Oliver are the same age
FarronTheRed: @EvilBadman Welp, my perception of reality has altered. . .
MacSquizzy: is this dark souls
PinkfloydYES subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
PinkfloydYES: yo its my favorite people i wanted to thank all of the community for these checks note more than 15 months of support and i cant to introduce you all to my wife in 5 days.
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MegaDosX: Have you seen a picture of John Cena in his bodybuilder days? Dude was swole as heck
DoctorAddams: So vascular
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're very distracting, yes.
kumatsu: Too busy thinking about Pyke
BrowneePoints: The Rock is 48
Darleysam: tell me have you Cena?
Makrosian_Tae: You ever just...think about John Cena?
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
RayFK: rayfkKing
Izandai: @zed_alpha Based on home streams, I think probably Wheeler.
Kramburger: Johann Seena Firbolg Paladin
PinkfloydYES: yep 5 days away
kumatsu: Adam do you still ever think about Young Adult Novel, Holes?
StreetRach: Quick, now we need a PinkfloydNO to sub. :p
Izandai: @PinkfloydYES Congratulations!
Kramburger: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
GhostValv: grats
PharaohBender27: Congratulations, @PinkfloydYES !
asthanius: Adam's at least a month away
sorinthecat: u want to? lol
RandomTrivia: Congrats PinkfloydYES! lrrHEART
codyfoti1999: Then there's Vince (also known as pleasent kenobi) married at 21
sydnius: lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4861: "They're not people, they're bandits." —Adam [2018-03-27]
codyfoti1999: I cannot imagine
matthaus_c: Ben skipped marriage and is already co-parenting a dog
NotCainNorAbel: you don't know that
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is no one else reacting to this
Saintnex: whose ready for trap based running puzzles?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
elkae: LUL
wynternyghtynggale: my wedding is in october
The_Color_Twelve: years of planning ruined
ButButTheJesus: well not with that attitude it won't!
BjjBrain: my sub was missed and I thought I was clever !!! lol
PinkfloydYES: he beat me by only 2 years
InkyGhoast: You've had enough, how do you think Leon feels when you won't even tell him whats happening
kumatsu: Gonna propose in the middle of Sanguine Depths 18
Gildan_Bladeborn: She's fed up with these games... but she won't tell you what's going on. Hmm...
MacSquizzy: he can't say no to all of us!
plummeting_sloth: gotta do at least one RE Co-op session with adam before popping the question
PharaohBender27: Yeah, kind of hard to have those kinds of feelings for a username :p
jibkat: "Go for it, but be ready to be DEVASTATED "
PinkfloydYES: not even one year
matthaus_c: after all twitch chat has gone through with you, Adam :(
kumatsu: gotta make SOMETHING happy about it
couldntpickausername: @LoadingReadyRun Adam... would you do me the honor of..... asking Ben if he'll marry me?
DoctorAddams: *hides ring and silently weeps*
Seth_Erickson: who gave this statue a gun?
excalgold: why does it have a laser sight?!
Dragonguy777: always nice when you're sub doesn't pop up benginCry
ashesandmochi: laser statues.......
Capt_clown subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Capt_clown: Yea but what about second proposal? *wink* *wink*
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Tangsm: And it glows red, too. For safety.
aClonedPickle: it's a ranged trap
plummeting_sloth: how did that statue reload it's crossbow
aClonedPickle: weak to close attacks
Izandai: PrideLaugh WOW
MegaDosX: Adam with the snipe comment!
theleerm: oooooo
elkae: OOOOOOOOoooooooo
Saintnex: ohhhhh burn
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember: THIS game is taking place, right now, at this present moment, in AMERICA.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
couldntpickausername: hey now
matthaus_c: Nicole makes jokes about what again?
frank_the_great: I too am afraid of commitment, Ben and I wouldn't work out
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RayFK: Ben was about to go on some deeeep shit
sorinthecat: r u saying i can propose on another platform?
Kramburger: Where's the lie?
Haroldholmes25: @couldntpickausername you're an all star
couldntpickausername: I spent 8 years on a degree, I'm sure I keep a partner for a couple weeks
EvilBadman: @RayFK Seriously lol
akmorris13: What if I ask you out over chat, Adam?
TacitusVigil: Why does this church have all...this?
FarronTheRed: Oh my gosh, first time in ages catching this stream live and I can't stop laughing. Thank you guys and thank you, Chat!
MegaDosX: Why are there crossbow statues
BusTed: jukes
Draynus: This looks like a Mario Party game
Kramburger: Adam's already agreed to go on a date with twitch chat, we had out chance
plummeting_sloth: it's crossbow statue whackamole
neisan2112: Oh its whack a mole
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now...
e_bloc: Sekiro
MilkInBag: your poo mom
BrowneePoints: Wouldn't want to miss out on all of the NUN
MilkInBag: poor***
beckett_brass: @TacitusVigil ...I'm not sure. I want to make a joke, but I legit can't think of even a humorous reason for all this.
plummeting_sloth: also how do those statues have multiple shots
elkae: LUL
DarknessKingCoH: Adam spanked the doctor he was so quick
MilkInBag: I did a jetpixi
Tangsm: So is the secret, high tech laboratory under *this* elaborately trap filled temple?
Saintnex: yup, this whole part is really bad lol
excalgold: who build traps like this?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is a game that opened on us killing the president
frank_the_great: Oh yeah, how'd y'all like LoL? It's def not for me but I hope you had fun
Capt_clown: Does twitch chat kiss on the first date though?
BusTed: Head on a swivel.
couldntpickausername: Adam I would have asked you but I've at least met Ben
excalgold: why would you do this ?
kumatsu: @plummeting_sloth Ancient Technology
Bearudite: I swab to glob if you degenerates pop into seachats to propose I am gonna yeet your butts into the sun
ButterBall000: If I recall, each campaign in this game is supposed to be reminiscent of the protagonists previous games.
PinkfloydYES: you guys are great and i hope when covid clears up i can make a trip to see the wonderful BC area one day
Kramburger: Who made this and why did they amde this
elkae: @MilkInBag How dare u
mochabeanie: brain = tingled
MilkInBag: is this puzzle to get to the bathroom?
Kramburger: He said the thing!
PharaohBender27: @Gildan_Bladeborn Look, it was really built in the 19th century, it's just neo-Gothic Kappa
Izandai: @Capt_clown Have you seen how horny Twitch chat is? Chat would fuck on the first date. Chat would fuck *before* the first date.
MegaDosX: This is an advanced level of stupid
Graham_LRR: Wow I forgot about this part. This HONKS.
Draynus: unarmeGameplay
Invitare: why is this even beneath the Church at all?
elkae: Would you say this game... stinks?
jboogie247: And it was doing so well too
OmnipotentTrevor: I don't think this meets the legal definition of a "puzzle"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are Leon and Helena breaking into Adams Future house?
matthaus_c: it feels bad when the statues have a better shot with you than us :(
plummeting_sloth: ah, but the main boss is actually a whole council of crossbow statues so it makes sense
frank_the_great: I'm hoping for more of a "This game sucks!!"
MilkInBag: why can you see the laser if there is no smoke
TacitusVigil: This feels more like a Zelda dungeon at this point. :P
rasterscan: I want to see the builder for this reading the plans and going, "You want me to build traps for *checks notes* robo-statues weilding flaming crossbows?"
jibkat: GOLD
MegaDosX: Adam pls
rasterscan: "Why?"
Kramburger: Pretty samll pachage
PinkfloydYES: pew pew oh no
MegaDosX: Wow Kramburger
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you guys think THIS part doesn't make any sense, just wait about... 5 minutes.
MilkInBag: it's a bowl
Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger WoW
Nigouki: is shooting an interaction?
pyrojakk: This game doesn't do a 360 into being good... it does a 1080 triple swerve side-nock into being... something.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe 10, depending on your puzzle solving skills.
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Izandai: PrideLaugh
neisan2112: OH
Ba_Dum_Tish: OMG
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
NathanJay_GA: wow
neisan2112: My
jibkat: score
Capt_clown: @izandai Good point. Twitch chat is so horny they managed to break out of a triple max hornet jail
neisan2112: God
MegaDosX: The DM who built these traps is terrible
GhostValv: gameplay :)
Saintnex: oh it gets worse lol
hexy_lexy: WOW
RayFK: This game sucks
sydnius: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: This game sucks!
plummeting_sloth: ancient laserpoint technology
ashesandmochi: LMAO
Luminaire_p: oh my god
kumatsu: I miss escape rooms benginCry
MilkInBag: that puzzle is DansGame
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: Don't worry Adam, I can commit.... to the grudge I now have against you
elkae: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: this game SUCKS
TacitusVigil: Oh way, I saw this on an episode of SG1 once!
jibkat: This is going to be a good game
asthanius: It gets worse soon
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: !findquote sucks
LRRbot: Quote #828: "When did I say 'Fish are suck'?" —Kathleen [2015-10-12]
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember you are in a church right now
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is probably the HIGH point of your stream today, just FYI.
couldntpickausername: Adam I'm totally kidding we're cool. it's cool
jamesthedabbler: Don't worry, it's just a light puzzle
plummeting_sloth: lasertag arena skills
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's ALLLLLL downhill from here.
CoffeeHamster: laser church laser church
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried doing it again, but better?
notthepenguins: what a normal thing for a church to have
itira: Hullo everyone
Gildan_Bladeborn: Let the madness begin!
ashesandmochi: at least it looks cool
MegaDosX: I have so many questions, and I somehow don't think any of them will receive satisfactory answers
Kramburger: This is where light clerics in 5E come from
7gorobei: our church of the coherent light
Baldrash: LRRBot on point.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Dog_of_Myth: I think the Devs played too much laser tag....
NotCainNorAbel: cathedrals were built on laser power
beckett_brass: @itira Hello. Welcome to an oddly high tech church.
ashesandmochi: old laser cathedral in america of course
TacitusVigil: This is the Church of Christ, Laserman.
ButterBall000: Leon: Apex Hunter
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our church of the laser pointer
matthaus_c: I'm sure QA *loved* this section, if they existed at all
rasterscan: Ahhahahahahahaha
CoffeeHamster: the church of jesus christ, optometrist
sydnius: Leon’s dumber than Chris
neisan2112: Thats not how that works wtf
wrapscalion: !findquote laser
LRRbot: Quote #3795: "You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge." —Cori [2016-12-28]
ButButTheJesus: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is a very American building, in America. Nothing in this building is unusual or nonsensical at all, no sirree.
PMAvers: So, when do we get a Adam & Ben Co-Op playthrough of Portal 2?
plummeting_sloth: this place was a shrine to the Light Amplified by Stimulated Emmision of Resonating Madonna
excalgold: how does this puzzle even work....laser sights?!
MegaDosX: "Versimilitude? What's that?" - the game devs, probably
StreetRach: Why does this church have all this????
matthaus_c: !findquote snipe
LRRbot: Quote #5870: "Make with the snipy-snipe." —Paul [2019-03-07]
EvilBadman: @matthaus_c Implying there was no QA is a bad take.
Ba_Dum_Tish: The gun is there?
Saintnex: You may have to pick up the gun first?
mochabeanie: "survival" "horror"
frank_the_great: I think you have to ring some bells
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I think this game was the end of inventory origami
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder how you guys are meant to toll the bells?
jibkat: haha
Tangsm: Was that guy just dual wielding sniper rifles?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben got it.
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica
jibkat: 5 of them
hexy_lexy: @mochabeanie "game"
ashesandmochi: high-powered LIBERATION
Ba_Dum_Tish: And now you know why the bells were ringing earlier
Juliamon: I have to admit, having not been in a church since...... ever, I can't argue this isn't what they're like
Gildan_Bladeborn: Some of them are... real small.
itira: 5
plummeting_sloth: make sure you hit the Taco Bell across town
Gildan_Bladeborn: And spinning.
Kramburger: You've got to hit them in the right order so they play Guile's Theme
elkae: Ding a ling a ding dong ding
Invitare: you're lighting the 3 flames to open the way to Farron Keep
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Weather vane
Graham_LRR: Weathervane
Joalni: Do the bells ring the Futurama theme?
TacitusVigil: The beacons! The beacons of Gondor are lit!
YeetTheRich_: what an absolute clown game ... love it
BusTed: wow
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: Holy shit
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: WOW
MegaDosX: This game sucks!
Saintnex: yuup, its SOO DUMB
RandomTrivia: LUL
ashesandmochi: WOW
notthepenguins: omg ben
DarkMorford: Hey chat, is it weird that I'm 37 years old and just opened up a can of SpaghettiOs with meatballs for dinner? :p
CoffeeHamster: this really designs my game
plummeting_sloth: GAMEPLAY
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh, and I bet the bells you heard earlier means someone was just here before you!
Graham_LRR: There’s another weathervane
Kramburger: Get Z A G G E D on
InkyGhoast: other weathevane
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham had a very similar reaction to spotting that one, if memory serves.
Juliamon: DarkMorford That's peak adulthood
MilkInBag: cathedrals usually don't have 5 towers like that
obionedrop: @DarkMorford no, that sounds great
Dmc3628: no Morford I've had weirder "dinners"
beckett_brass: @DarkMorford Nah. I've had equally childish things.
ButButTheJesus: its time for Cluckin' Bell!
A_Dub888: C O O L G A M E
Capt_clown: Even M. Night is calling bullshit
plummeting_sloth: hey, it' not the bells fault it's part of a dumb mechanic
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Izandai: This game's got Adam in a MOOD.
ButterBall000: LRR Chat is a beast of many talents
Invitare: this is too small to be Cathedral
BusTed: 👊 KAPOW
matthaus_c: I'm a doctor lawyer astronaut Cathedral architect
MilkInBag: alright man, hope you dodge those next skill shots
Invitare: it's tiny
e_bloc: Adam is bullying us
Baldrash: Don't apologize for being funny.
PMAvers: It's a delayed reaction to playing League all day.
excalgold: these puzzles hurt my thinkmeats
MilkInBag: <3
elkae: Get dunked on, Milk
RayFK: Dude you play League for 2 fucking days and this happens
Dog_of_Myth: "Tonight"
Saintnex: So Adam just started BLASTIN
Juliamon: Being an adult is knowing you can just crack a can of skettios whenever you want
MegaDosX: Sorry for shouting but holy shit this is /terrible/
theleerm: im here for it
RayFK: Come one man
x0den: its all that league of legends Kappa
mochabeanie: nah this is great
Transmuted_Elf: Grab a snickers
itira: LUL Adams real defensive
Haroldholmes25: uh oh stinky
Tangsm: Look, sometimes people just like bells.
NotCainNorAbel: most cathedrals don't have laser doors either
MilkInBag: it's ok it was just me
frank_the_great: Adam, this is what we don't pay you for
FarronTheRed: Enter chat at your own risk tonight!
Kaaosa: must have been tough gettin skillshot all morning :>
Bearudite: someone over here reading Ken Follet's Pillars of the Earth
beckett_brass: @TacitusVigil Well, um...brain.exe has shut down. Please restart.
Kramburger: Wow Adam being rude to Milk? must be Wednesday
EvilBadman: Blasting chat like it's named Mark Hewitt
PinkfloydYES: "everyones a expert" twitch chat
SquareDotCube: Adam Sassydan
Zath_: They worked so hard for their cathedral degree just for this
RayFK: He's here to play Warwick
RayFK: Not well
elkae: @Kramburger It's Tuesday Kappa
Saintnex: I hate this mini boss
ladylinzington: it has to be from the Cathedral region of france otherwise it's just a sparkling church
cuttlefishman: Is adam good at league
TacitusVigil: @beckett_brass That's a fair answer.
Gildan_Bladeborn: This cathedral is completely usual for cathedrals in America. Anyone who says otherwise must be a foreigner.
ZombieHendrix: Adam is right to chastise us
Izandai: Synchronized!
Capt_clown: With that attitude the wedding is going to be off
MilkInBag: Hit me, HIT ME
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kramburger: @elkae Not here it's not :)
rabbitgta: was wandering if Adam would change much playing league of legends, seems to be acting like normal
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray!
Musicsquid: It’s not a Cathedral actually it’s a grotesque
BusTed: mmhm
Invitare: inb4 zombies come pouring out and kill everyone
beckett_brass: All that just to open a secret door.
MegaDosX: What in the fuck is this cathedral, honestly
TacitusVigil: Is Mary technically a saint?
elkae: @Kramburger The land of make-believe?
RayFK: Dude you hit like 2 buttons
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy, a new friend!
Izandai: Boss fight time!
asthanius: It takes a very high IQ to play RE6
PinkfloydYES: i bet you enjoy playing yummi too
ButButTheJesus: boomer!
neisan2112: And there's just all these people hanging out in here and none of this has been opened... sure
RayFK: (i'd be worse)
DiscordianTokkan: Gross
plummeting_sloth: well done you killed everyone
MilkInBag: BOOBS D:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: haha, warwick go grrrr
ladylinzington: ewwwwwww
Izandai: Oh god it's covered in tits!
BrowneePoints: WHere did they find footage of me?
excalgold: what the sheet?
elkae: It's very holey
ashesandmochi: just living in the cathedral and all
Gildan_Bladeborn: It has so many... well, you'll see.
excalgold: Beeeeees?!
Bearudite: thats a lotta buttholes
beckett_brass: Oh hey, it's Fleshbag Marauder! I kind of like that card!
elkae: It's in a church cuz it's holey
TacitusVigil: Oh, it's a boomer
mochabeanie: NOPE
ashesandmochi: BLUE gas this time
Kramburger: @elkae I mean Aus, so basically yes
itira: @elkae or.... HOLY
ButButTheJesus: HOOOOOOOLES?!?!
matthaus_c: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
e_bloc: 0Holes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boss fight time!
Kramburger: H O L E S
GhostValv: :O
Tangsm: They're just standing there watching this happen.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why did we go down there instead of snip t?
elkae: That's the jooooooke
hexy_lexy: HOLES?!?!
jibkat: you both have sniper rifles....
EvilBadman: Why would you get closer. You have guns!
MilkInBag: well, gg
Gildan_Bladeborn: This thing is not upsetting in the slightest.
frank_the_great: It reminds me of Left 4 Dead
elkae: It farted!
CoffeeHamster: it left the muffins in the oven!
e_bloc: look out for its gas
jonasjonIV: dam. the gas
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, they weren't until a moment ago.
Kramburger: Wait, bagpipes can catch the zombie virus?
PharaohBender27: !find quote gas
BusTed: Look at it frolic around.
rasterscan: So... we just got everyone here killed right?
plummeting_sloth: thanksfully, the gas didn't effect us because we have the Player antibodies
matthaus_c: it really is a butthole bagpipes
MilkInBag: poo poo
Shirts_: resident evil 6 - 2 now with twice the giraffes
fastlane250: instant zombie gas?
PharaohBender27: !findquote gas
LRRbot: Quote #2184: "Hot tip from PaRappa the Rapper: Do not *** in your gas tank." —Ian [2016-03-27]
elkae: It's got a sassy strut
asthanius: what are these walking animations
itira: ew why does it run like that
Kramburger: Look at it's dumpy little butt
Gildan_Bladeborn: For some reason (plot armor) you two aren't being turned into zombies by that gas, but everyone else is.
BrowneePoints: More importantly why does it have a dumptruck butt?
MilkInBag: that zombie got a GUN
BusTed: blam blam!
Dog_of_Myth: Zombie with a gun
ContingentCat: wow how rude
MilkInBag: how can you die with that leather jacket
NightValien28: BrowneePoints the virus is stored in the glutes
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think at this point there are now more zombies then there were originally people in the cathedral.
ashesandmochi: rip
mochabeanie: gun shots will do that
NotCainNorAbel: Zobbie's got a gunnnnnn
aClonedPickle: wow, combo'd by gun zombie and chomp zombie
Izandai: Zombie with a shotgun
frank_the_great: So, are you like the bad guys in this game? You let out a monster in a room full of people?
BjjBrain: did you miss some subs?
matthaus_c: that zombie's got a gun! what? BLAM BLAM
MWGNZ: think about how much easier this'd be if you could take care of this room before they turned in to zombies
Kramburger: A countdown continue timer? Is this an Arcade?
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ardenGnome: i mean, you can proactively eliminate the zombies before they are turned
BjjBrain: sorry!!
BjjBrain: I missed it lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: It goes wherever it pleases.
excalgold: @ardenGnome i...uhhh i think that's just murder
InkyGhoast: are you out of tic-tags?
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MilkInBag: clear the adds
ZombieHendrix: as a zombie, this game is offensive
e_bloc: Corgo381 hi Adam and Ben
CaptainSpam: Wait, so all it takes to stop zombification is a sharp blow to the collarbone?
matthaus_c: you gotta keep matt mercer from becoming a zombie
x0den: 2nc foor?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Die, a lot, if memory serves. This fight is... not great.
Saintnex: you just need to kill the thing, it just takes a Lot
matthaus_c: -look out- for its -gas-
KeytarCat: The gas is a sphere?
BjjBrain: I just thought I was being clever with my message ;p
Saintnex: On normal, I think I unloaded like 4 whole clips of the sniper rifle on it
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's just a bullet sponge, if I recall correctly.
MilkInBag: look at that dumper
rick0chet008: theres also a balcony to snipe from
Gildan_Bladeborn: I thought I spotted that icon for a moment on Adam's screen.
rasterscan: This game loves its miniboss bullet sponges
ardenGnome: @excalgold wait, humans are immune to our bullets, i think adam just shot through one of them
Kramburger: if you have to be told to run at this point, you probably deserve to die
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was going after people who climbed up the ladder earlier.
Dmc3628: Helena with the Lucha Libre dropkick is just wild
MilkInBag: hit it in the flower!
Seth_Erickson: remember when we had tons of ammo Kappa
ashesandmochi: ohhh booty it has a booty
Manae: Having loaded in the MHRise, I saw the patch note about new invaders but I was NOT expecting that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ammo near the boss it looks like.
matthaus_c: wow adam why are you playing RE6 while ben is playing sekiro
MilkInBag: gottem
CaptainSpam: But books are the thinking man's ammo, Adam.
Saintnex: lrrHORN
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
itira: very gross
e_bloc: unyuck
jibkat: My boy Baron H
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! The evil has been defeated.
The_Color_Twelve: oh yeah it does kind of
YeetTheRich_: samuel hayden?
MilkInBag: come on adam don't show their giant peepee
fastlane250: that thing was gross and it made gross sounds. thanks for killin’ it.
matthaus_c: Baron Harkonnen but with more moobs
ladylinzington: or Pearl from Blade
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now time to go into the secret tunnel.
excalgold: the floating fat man?
neisan2112: Yeah, Just gotta get a big spining chair
Seth_Erickson: Dr. Eggman?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get me the floating fat man!
frank_the_great: This game has earned a good amount of criticism, but that was a pretty cool monster
Kramburger: Did someone mention popular Kyle McLachlan and Sting vehicle Dune?
CaptainSpam: Professor Vault is holding class again, I see.
plummeting_sloth: I wonder how many of thme you can actually save
rasterscan: The one survivor is left sobbing in the main hall of the cathedral.
The_Color_Twelve: that's what happens when you let the wrong ones in
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret facility underneath the cathedral is of course VERY traditional. Kappa
rasterscan: Alone.
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
Saintnex: In Leon and Helena's continuing trend of failing to keep anyone alive
rasterscan: Forever.
itira: omg
fastlane250: LUL
hexy_lexy: benjamin
RayFK: Jesus christ
RayFK: Unsub
ZombieHendrix: there ya go
Saintnex: welp
MilkInBag: lewd
RayFK: unsub unsub unsub
plummeting_sloth: oh no
itira: katesLewd
Stormthius: LRR ASMR?
fastlane250: do kool aid man!
Makrosian_Tae: Lol
jamesthedabbler: Mmmmmmm
RandomTrivia: LUL
ButButTheJesus: LEON. THIS IS GOD.
codatski: The Trypophobia was strong with that last enemy, not here for it
Makrosian_Tae: Ferris Bueller's Day Off up in here!
A_Dub888: @RayFK Thank you for subscribing
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are some... "fun" puzzles with your favorite things - numbers!
GhostValv: tqsSmug
YeetTheRich_: ben stop arousing me
Kramburger: That's how blueprints are made
excalgold: thank you for subscribeing to DemonGineering
rasterscan: Wait, so skill points from killing zombies, sure. What does it represent that you kick open a box and get skill points?
aClonedPickle: leon, this is god. shoot ashley
matthaus_c: aw man
rasterscan: Did hitting a box teach you to hit boxes better?
plummeting_sloth: This is god and I have left this world to it's own devices
ContingentCat: "aw man"
hexy_lexy: aw man!
ashesandmochi: nice close up of a zombo
Kramburger: Adam do you ever get annoyed that your Mum makes you bring your little brother Ben along to streaming?
NarishmaReborn: ah, the return of the dulcet tones of one Benjamin Ulmer
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're all combinations of the same 3 numbers.
TwitchingPokki: Hey man, let me out. No. Please? No. Cmoooooon
Saintnex: Its another puzzle
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is a "puzzle".
fastlane250: 210 + 210 Kappa
MilkInBag: LUL
MegaDosX: "Room service!"
matthaus_c: that guy didn't wanna pay for room service
Kramburger: Sir, checkout time was at 10am you HAVE to leave
codatski: The MH Rise update is live chat, for who that matters to
Saintnex: the good ol puzzle of figure what the room numbers are... because THAT is fun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your reward was... boxes!
elkae: So..... flimsy
itira: why is everything all blue...
MilkInBag: what's in the box?!
matthaus_c: looting a box is like letting a man out of a jar
frank_the_great: Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette And everything is blue for him
elkae: ba da bee
Kramburger: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a really small, sad banana
hexy_lexy: da ba dee da ba die
rasterscan: Coll puzzle
plummeting_sloth: ah, love a door code system that's like "no repeating digits but also only 0,1,2"
excalgold: his Larynx tried to attack you
kumatsu: Ben I have explicitly said I want to do escape rooms with you benginFingers
MilkInBag: 222
Saintnex: and do you know what's great? lets just do the puzzle AGAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy! More doors!
frank_the_great: THat last number sure looked like a 2
MegaDosX: James and falling in holes
Gildan_Bladeborn: This puzzle certainly needed to keep going.
QuixoticScrivener: Gabe and Tycho
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Mario and luigi
Dog_of_Myth: Mario and Lugiu
YeetTheRich_: really adam?
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
monakai: We can like many sets of gamers
DiscordianTokkan: Who?
Graham_LRR: Haha
hexy_lexy: James and Falling in pits
neisan2112: Arin is bad at video games tho
FarronTheRed: I can't stop laughing. Tonight is amazing.
matthaus_c: woooooow Adam just creating internet beef here
MilkInBag: grumps who game
jibkat: haha
PharaohBender27: Except isn't one of them a huge jerk?
Izandai: (X) Doubt
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Lysander_Gustav: I don't watch them
codyfoti1999: James and drawing lands
MechaKuuga: Lilo and Stitch?
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, I'm with Adam - I've heard that name, but I know literally nothing about them other than Game Grumps is a thing on the internet.
DoctorAddams: Mario and Luigi?
saucemaster5000: I want the two of you to guess who "the game grumps" are
BrowneePoints: I'm sarcasm blind plz halp
Graham_LRR: @pharaohbender27 as it turns out, probably not, no
KeytarCat: Game grumps and Checkpoint have a similar jingle
elkae: Love how the game called out the "puzzles"
monakai: Lost his hair, then his head
Master_Gunner: I am only vaguely aware that Game Grumps is a youtube channel that exists.
PMAvers: Hasbro and NFT's?
DrWreckage: Ben one of them got canceled for some serious shit
NarishmaReborn: who has time to watch other peoples content
FlyboyZeb: This mans probably never watched Shrek either??!!
FarronTheRed: My wife and I both watch Game Grumps and now Let's Nope. Our interests are now a Venn Diagram. Or a Benn Diagram perhaps ;-)
sydnius: Kukla and Ollie
MegaDosX: Ben cut away from Adam's awesome cutscene kill
MilkInBag: you kissed him
rabbitgta: have never watch game grumps
SnackPak_: whoops!
OmnipotentTrevor: Leon just called you a baby
aClonedPickle: censored!
Makrosian_Tae: @pharaohbender27 Arin slings shit on occasion, but he's demonstrated a moral compass and apologizes if/when he goes too far
beckett_brass: @FarronTheRed I appreciate that pun
BrowneePoints: The Dan stuff has been debunked @DrWreckage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Too hot for Twitch.tv
frank_the_great: You know it must be bad when the camera cuts away
the_grand_nan: I think Dan would fit right in with the lrr crew tbh
Graham_LRR: @drwreckage Upon further investigation, no, thankfully.
matthaus_c: you *did* beat Mr. X
Seth_Erickson: We're better than Mr X?
TacitusVigil: "Adam says Let's Nope is bigger than Jesus, read all about it!"
EvilBadman: Arin got super into magic and Ben just said this welp
Robot_Bones: Good Joke Streamer
DrWreckage: @Graham_LRR Good to hear
ContingentCat: you're better than x? are you gonna give it to us?
FarronTheRed: @beckett_brass And I appreciate you random citizen!
monakai: He opens...so many packs
PharaohBender27: @Graham_LRR @Makrosian_Tae Ah, OK my bad
codyfoti1999: Flesh and Blood is getting more popular
FarronTheRed: Adam vs Arin MTG Area Dual CONFIRMED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh wait, I think I'm tangentially aware of that because of EDH & Chill.
BrowneePoints: @Graham_LRR Would love to see Arin and Dan hang out on a PPR some day. Y'all doing a sketch together would melt the internet!
Elevation_4000_FT: "Who TF are Darin and Arnold?!"
Saintnex: So the first door Adam went in has a second door that has boxes if I remember correctly
asthanius: Leon puts his pants on both legs at the same time
plummeting_sloth: thank god whoever built this cathedral never heard of any number greater than 2
OmnipotentTrevor: Arin started sucking the fun out of all the videos by the time I stopped watching
FarronTheRed: @Elevation_4000_FT HA! 10/10
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember that you don't have unlimited stamina.
matthaus_c: liberate my friend so we can liberate you
Lysander_Gustav: ew
thejester5411: Summer and Rick kickin' ass
FlyboyZeb: head casually flops off lol
Darleysam: would a Leon wear pants like this *legs* or like this *arms*
elkae: I have a cat on my legs PogChamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: It would be a lot more fun if you DID have unlimited stamina though.
frank_the_great: How do you think this game is going to end? We've had jet skis and missile volcanos already
plummeting_sloth: kicking in a door marked biohazard. Seems wise
MilkInBag: But I'm here, Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nothing but wrestling moves for the entire game, if you had unlimited stamina.
elkae: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Earthenone: gamerhaus, new stream when?
elkae: Best emote
codyfoti1999: Just make offline tv 2.0
jibkat: LRRhause
plummeting_sloth: you can sleep under the computer when Ben's not streaming
Seth_Erickson: Game Haus confirmed PogChamp
e_bloc: get a corgi
itira: that sounds rad
lochnessseammonster: that is the dream
MilkInBag: I'd rather have a house made of bricks than ass
DarkMorford: Adam's gamerhaus?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, you're going to find "Deborah".
monakai: And then they can get 5 friends, and then THEY can get 5 friends...
Robot_Bones: Gamer Truple
elkae: LRRHaus, on the corner of our street, LRRHaus
Manae: They do in Korea for sure
codyfoti1999: offline tv
asthanius: The houses don't just stop existing
KeytarCat: Adam and the Game Haus
aClonedPickle: now they're influencer houses
Seth_Erickson: Tik tok houses are a thing so gamer houses must be
gualdhar: sounds like ya'll are moving to a farm in Saskatchewan
OmnipotentTrevor: This woman is really failing on her promise to tell you everything when you get to the cathedral
cuttlefishman: Is Golden Girls a gamer house?
Lysander_Gustav: is this like, a reality show?
MilkInBag: TV that is not online
RandomTrivia: I mean, if you have a group of gamer friends and a house, you can do a gamer house
codyfoti1999: Toast
matthaus_c: wow, Adam, one internet beef wasn't enough? lrrBEEJ
mugulord: resting Lancer rpg as a wrestling rpg
asthanius: I know one of those names
Seth_Erickson: I believe they are
MilkInBag: who are those people LUL
BrowneePoints: Jesus, Gamer Houses just snapped me back to when this place was still Justin(dot)tv
NightValien28: that sounds incredibly gross
e_bloc: isn't pokemane super racist
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was also a Nerf House... but that's not quite the same thing.
elkae: These are a lot of names
beckett_brass: @OmnipotentTrevor Now now, they are technically at the cathedral. As long as she tells him before they leave, she fulfills her promise :) .
elkae: @MilkInBag I am also lost
DiscordianTokkan: I have heard of none of these names, so I can only assume Ben's making them up
codyfoti1999: Most of them are nice people
ashesandmochi: man.... i don't know any of these names
CaptainSpam: I mean... isn't that kinda what LRR does with the Moonbase in non-pandemic times? Kappa
NightValien28: e_bloc and transphobic
codyfoti1999: *most*
FarronTheRed: I would believe it. They are the same crew so often I believe it.
x0den: i dont know who any of the listed people are
MilkInBag: but what about PikaBonger420
quillilian: Turns out solo housing is expensive
codatski: @e_bloc Yes, very
MegaDosX: I popped into a Michael Reeves Minecraft stream briefly once and he had, like, 12k people watching
NotCainNorAbel: like really tall?
GhostValv: with da yutes
circusofkirkus: Michael Reeves is a gamer? I thought he was only known for shitty electronic builds
plummeting_sloth: they're very big streamers. Everyone one is over 7 feet tall
Gildan_Bladeborn: Every name Ben just rattled off is someone I've never even heard of in passing.
mugulord: I meant reskin lander rpg as wrestling
thejester5411: They are hip with the kids.
Tangsm: Why did you think she'd be in a closet?
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Larkit: Why is there a giraffe on the cover if the game isn't about giraffes?
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FlyboyZeb: I hope that house has a Fios sponsorship
OmnipotentTrevor: What about Pat and Woolie? They're Canadian even
e_bloc: @NightValien28 @codatski maybe that was what I was thinking of. either way, no interest
mugulord: lancer...
asthanius: New eraser
BusTed: Because it clearly wasn't in use.
Kramburger: When you think about it you're technically a big streamer Adam
lochnessseammonster: very suss
ZombieHendrix: no mistakes. ever.
plummeting_sloth: never made a mstake
Gildan_Bladeborn: Putting that there is someone's fetish.
niccus: this stream brought to you by Staedler
MyBuddySuperfly: 2.32m tall, big streamers
jibkat: game WRECKED
MilkInBag: that eraser is a mimic
snowmonkey99: Erasers are used to clean. They've never used it in this room
fastlane250: It erased all the gunge off itself
beckett_brass: Someone was paid to program that eraser in there.
MWGNZ: dnd tells me that eraser is a magic item
matthaus_c: that eraser is the main antagonist
itira: immersion ruined
zeldakid1999: Because if dust lands on it, it gets erased
jamesthedabbler: Zombie Eraser
I_Am_Clockwork: Never been used
asthanius: Umbrella makes only mistakes
Goorguy: Um... zombie city?
GhostValv: :O
MegaDosX: Is that the shotgun Moe had in that episode?
Gildan_Bladeborn: She just HAS it.
mugulord: lol
asthanius: For Sale: Baby eraser. Never used.
Shirts_: no they make mistakes they just leave erasing those mistakes toi other people haha
Dmc3628: yeah Helena just randomly has that shortgun
CaptainSpam: I like how the zombies' heads fall off when you didn't shoot them in the head. They just kinda slump over and fall off.
matthaus_c: nice undertale reference streamer
Kramburger: That's not a knife, that's three shotguns ducttaped together
NathanJay_GA: wow Ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or knife.
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you're Leon.
ashesandmochi: leon and his hair
Manae: what is in that sink
itira: LUL i hate his hair
excalgold: 'i found one of those things you shoot' in a resident evil game ? Truely?!
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn
ashesandmochi: kpop hair
StreetRach: Sebastian Cord, is that you?
Saintnex: Honestly, except for Jake's and Ada's campaign, all the sidekicks have cooler things
mugulord: this is bad muzzle discipline leon
frank_the_great: Mirror mechanics have come a long way
ButButTheJesus: ew!
Robot_Bones: soup!
jonasjonIV: ?
Lysander_Gustav: fashion police!
itira: uh?
Saintnex: well thats BS
CaptainSpam: Inside the sink was a zombie behind you?
sydnius: drink it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Perfectly normal sink, for normal people.
Kramburger: I'm right here, there's no need to yell
asthanius: Video Games
itira: wtfff hahahaha
Dmc3628: i mean Jake and Sherry's is as wrestlemans as RE will ever get
Darleysam: "my sink hooch!"
Dashiell: he was making wine in the sink and you ruined it
MilkInBag: the people that made this game never used a sink, Adam
lirazel64: How do you aim with hair in your eyes like that?
hexy_lexy: good question. next question
Gildan_Bladeborn: Isn't that how sinks work Adam? You turn them on to empty them. That's just logic.
rasterscan: Wait, so the trigger to go forward was... to turn on the sink to summon a screamer to open the door for you?
plummeting_sloth: Reminds me of an old joke I heard. Departments are trying to justify themselves during some college budget cuts. Physics chair goes "We should't be cut. We need so little to have classes... just blackboard and erasers" To which the Philosophy chair went "Extravagance. our dept doesn't even need erasers"
Kramburger: Good reference streamer
Larkit: maybe it was blocked by something meltable and you turned on the hot water?
itira: everyone is someone to Adam
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy How are you?
Shirts_: huh that was a literal monster faucet
sydnius: all you zombies hide your faaaces
ContingentCat: yeah but this isn't that time
AkiraBalance27: Ive never found a time where sarcasm wasnt needed
MegaDosX: But sarcasm is my only humour!
EvilBadman: Your references are out of control
gualdhar: but sarcasm is my only character trait!
GhostValv: non-sarcasm requires more brain
ActualFactual: fine, I'll just take my sarcasm and leave
jamesthedabbler: Adam agny
saucemaster5000: Here's some genuine -- Y'all are alright, and make folks chuckle
Kramburger: Adam would a hug help?
hexy_lexy: @beckett_brass im alright
Gildan_Bladeborn: The magic potion that would have granted you immortality, is the answer.
itira: and why iss it so perfectly clean now
AkiraBalance27: quick drain it
MilkInBag: no break today Ben, sorry
LemonOnRye: That looks like a massive urinal cake
BusTed: "Still got it."
elkae: It's a big blue eraser
sydnius: magic toilet cake yay
Ba_Dum_Tish: No breaks only memes
SmoreThanAFeelin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't wait until you guys explore the... rest of this secret underground facility.
jibkat: quick, do ____ while they are not watching
mugulord: why would they put a urinal cake in the sink though!
Saintnex: I cant wait til they start Piers of Wars
Gildan_Bladeborn: That'll be a while.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They still have so much exploration to do, in this authentic American cathedral, in America.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam will have fun as the wrestle boy Jake
codyfoti1999: Is anyone else getting *realllly* bad state of survival ads?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy will he.
thejester5411: they drained the sinks, now they went to drain their snakes...emblem...yeah.
FarronTheRed: All Amazon ads for me.
Dmc3628: like Jake has actual melee as a weapon and Sherry is straight up X-Pac
thejester5411: Walking Dead Game
mugulord: im getting peloton, trading software, returnal...
Saintnex: True, but after seeing their reactions to RE5, the further adventures of Chris is what I am interested in seeing how they reactlo
Earthenone: im getting sesame streetX doordash crossover ads
mugulord: don't they nerf his arms in the next one though?
Earthenone: a walking dead game sounds like good targeting for a RE stream
Earthenone: kudos to the algoythem
iris_of_ether: SingsNote
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: hey ben
NightValien28: BAD TO THE BONE
BusTed: 🕶️
mugulord: bbbbbbbbbben
tergonis: thunder
BusTed: oh no it's the never starts version
sydnius: bbbbbbbad
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's waiting for you to say it.
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
A_Dub888: benginRemy
ContingentCat: aww
saucemaster5000: I'm only bad to the six feet of personal space
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
BusTed: benginRemy
itira: dogs and cords dont mix
Stormthius: benginRemy benginRemy
NightValien28: one of these days remy will turn off ben's PC
Kramburger: OH COOL AND GOOD
mugulord: bad to the bubble?
GuilKato: tanks of people in goo
GuilKato: get the goo!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good news! They're not.
Saintnex: Oh weird side boob scene coming up soon, if you have issues with that
mugulord: drink the goo
BusTed: jars are meant to be busted out of
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
NightValien28: Saintnex you mean the zombie side boob or a character side boob?
lyropithic: The forbidden pickle jar
HundreydAundre: Do it!
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FarronTheRed: Busting out of the Jars in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
GuilKato: @mugulord you're right the way forward is obviously to drink the goo
Kramburger: Okay, how long does it take Leon to do his hair each day (nearest 15 minutes wins)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, she was supposed to do that. Funny how she hasn't.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And won't.
Lysander_Gustav: wow vhs
BusTed: Snowball II
HundreydAundre: Do it & you will get brownies!
Saintnex: @NightValien28 character side boob
Nigouki: Omitting the truth is specifically NOT lying
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, see... this is the opposite of dying.
NightValien28: Saintnex oh right I remember this now
Lysander_Gustav: why vhs though
NightValien28: this is utter and complete nonsense
plummeting_sloth: ah, the virus of the sea
BusTed: blorp
ashesandmochi: cocoon virus
fastlane250: uh oh, stinky
GhostValv: tos
ashesandmochi: boobs??
bionicborp: Wut
Kramburger: Bobis
wolvsbane: do they make c-men?
beckett_brass: @Nigouki Only by a very specific definition of lying.
jonasjonIV: tos
codyfoti1999: Side boobs
TeacherSeanTV: That must smell nasty
NathanJay_GA: bübs
Robot_Bones: booba
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, there's going to be... an amount of those in this stream.
sydnius: demonetized
GuilKato: oh resident evil and retro/futuristic technology - VCR Tapes!
Gildan_Bladeborn: For reasons.
mugulord: I regret my earlier suggestion
Lysander_Gustav: oh joy, existentialism
Kramburger: tiddy
plummeting_sloth: also, why is it on VHS in a room filled with advanced computers
Lysander_Gustav: maybe a reveal, maybe a misdirection
Kaaosa: pls no tibby in my family stream
Kramburger: Are all these Adai?
InkyGhoast: you wish it was that simple
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ada Wong come from a plant, she was put there by a man in a labratory down town
DiscordianTokkan: Are THEY going to be naked ladies also?
NathanJay_GA: plant-based Ada
LemonOnRye: This is why you put your jar creatures in a second, even larger jar
BrowneePoints: Vegan Ada
RandomTrivia: But Adam, your brand!
neisan2112: Wait so was that what she was going to tell you? But she doesn't know who she is?
jibkat: So your saying, theres a chance?
sydnius: dc star whatever woman
FarronTheRed: Next Census I will be putting down "Whatever."
theleerm: we should shoot the jars so they dont get the chance *taps forehead*
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, see, that was an unrelated VHS cassette.
GhostValv: the only way you get those corpses is opening the jar. checkmate :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: She wants to show you something else, that she won't tell you about, until you see it.
Kramburger: I hear Adam will pay you to let him get you out of your jar
saucemaster5000: they're called twitch chatters, and we're not trapped we filled out some applications this week
BrowneePoints: Your brand is Feisty and Supportive
plummeting_sloth: man's nickname is Bell, because his brand is Jars
lochnessseammonster: you torch the whole room like sigourney weaver
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then when you do, I'll give you one guess exactly how much explaining she does.
CastleOtranto: The hint of a woman's breast? In MY Christian stream!?
before_damage: How are May two favorite spoop boys doing tonight?
Kramburger: Sir this is a family stream
BusTed: Spy check
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're good... for now.
beckett_brass: @before_damage Hello. Welcome to a woman who promised to explain things not explaining things.
sydnius: please let ben fall in a mine cart
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure those guys won't unfreeze or anything.
MegaDosX: Big chilling or small chilling?
BusTed: Gellin' like a felon.
codyfoti1999: Like villans
BrowneePoints: Gellin like a Felon
FarronTheRed: "You could just tell me." "The plot says, no, no I can't."
monakai: That sure was an ad
elkae: Remember wazzzap
gamercat88: yeah i gell
niccus: we gellin't
BrowneePoints: I'm so Gellin i'm MAgellan
NarishmaReborn: remember gellin'? this is what they look like now
lirazel64: Everything is complicated because video game.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, background zombies!
Lysander_Gustav: oh right, this is the most melee resident evil
before_damage: Any intention of getting stepped on when the new resident evil game comes out?
Makrosian_Tae: I missed the Ada reveal. Can someone give me the TL;DR?
Electrodyne: I would have gone with "I'M A SCHOLLLLLLL MAN" BA DAH BAHHH
CastleOtranto: Gellin'? Woth my gf Ellen McClellan!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember that you are in a church near a town
GuilKato: ben you must throw a party to to support them now theyve come out
OmnipotentTrevor: "gellin like a felon" thanks Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember, we're in a secret lab underneath an "ancient puzzle cathedral".
Kramburger: Agatha Fisty for RE9
Usquebaugh67: gunshots barely stop him, spin kick blows his head off LUL
plummeting_sloth: boy does leon have some solidily build shoes
rasterscan: Also melee seems unfortunately useless for bosses.
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn ...Seems legit.
OmnipotentTrevor: Guess stamina is the next thing to level up
BusTed: 😬
ashesandmochi: AHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: 😬
ContingentCat: you say that like he isn't the 6 other days of the week
ashesandmochi: pick up those suits and yeet
Usquebaugh67: 😬
plummeting_sloth: they say his jacket gets more colorful for every minority he slights
Phailhammer: Me like hockey!
TeacherSeanTV: Roger?
sydnius: Chris!
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gingerbear_86: what's with the dog trap on the ceiling?
plummeting_sloth: did you stab him with the butt of your gun?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You grabbed the thing it was holding, and hit it with it.
elkae: They come with their own stabbing weapon
ArkhamArchivist: This is where they keep all the dead Adas so she can do her stage magic trick
beckett_brass: @gingerbear_86 For catching airborn dogs, of course.
NathanJay_GA: a reminder that none of this equipment was there three days ago
ActualFactual: uh oh....stinkyyyyyyy
Gildan_Bladeborn: You could have done that with the comically large daggers embedded in the very decomposed dudes out in the cemetery earlier.
Electrodyne: Okay so what if we put Don Cherry in a room with Jim Cornette
ContingentCat: soon, the max right now is 93 iirc
plummeting_sloth: triple digits will start happening in Sept or October this year, I believe
mugulord: does the room have a door?
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Electrodyne: and that's all, we just leave them there
CastleOtranto: Triple digits will happen this year.
hexy_lexy: triple digits certainly happens this year
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're flipping switches. For... reasons.
plummeting_sloth: I know I'm 1 month off the max
ashesandmochi: is this still under the cathedral? these games like labs under churches huh
Electrodyne: @mugulord I appreciate your question. No door.
ContingentCat: it feels like it was so recently that we got the first nice subs
beckett_brass: @ashesandmochi You might even say that they include them...Religiously.
mugulord: *nods*
BusTed: a metaphor...
plummeting_sloth: you see, because no one would notice a ton of digging equipment at a church
StreetRach: It's the Church of Scientology.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm so unbelievably stoked for you guys to find out what ELSE is underneath this church.
hexy_lexy: @BusTed i met a 4 once :p
Cunobelenos: sergePun
ButterBall000: Science is the corrupt underbelly of religion
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what if everything is a metaphor
NightValien28: something something religion something america zombies
Gildan_Bladeborn: It makes... ALL of the sense.
theleerm: sCiEnCe bAd
Nigouki: religions were the first corporations and we know corporations are bad!
sydnius: PokPikachu
ashesandmochi: @Gildan_Bladeborn oh i'm very excited
mugulord: religion isn't bad, but anything that gathers people together can be used for bad reasons.
plummeting_sloth: *Sees concrete mixters, pile drivers and tons of rebar outside a church* "Ah, must be a funeral
UnusuallyLargeMoth: as someone who doesn't know, prior to 7, was Resident Evil ever good as a horror game?
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beckett_brass: @mugulord Agreed.
Kaaosa: ben language
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it really seems more like an action game where the enemies are weird at you
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn a second, smaller church?
Kaaosa: put another red vine in the swear jar
CastleOtranto: @hexy_lexy How have you only been subscribed for a month? I feel like you've been here for years!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @ButButTheJesus - kind of?
ActualFactual: I thought this was a family friendly minecraft stream
Bluedevyl: I swear one of those zombies had a frying pan
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn ogod i was joking
hexy_lexy: @CastleOtranto i had to make a new account. ive been here for about a year
Gildan_Bladeborn: It makes about as much sense as that, anyways.
Saintnex: @ButButTheJesus Honestly, that would probably make a bit more sense than what is actually under this place
Kaaosa: when the swear jar is full of red vines you have to immediately stop what you're doing and eat the whole jar
Darleysam: yep, love survival horrors, me
FarronTheRed: Oh did no one else have a lab under their church growing up? I can count on all three of my hands how many times we got lost down there!
sydnius: stay for the ass eating
CaptainSpam: Now hold on... it seems like almost all of these zombies stay down after you blow their heads off, not suddenly have monster tentacle things pop out of their neck stumps. What sort of Resident Evil game IS this?!?
TeacherSeanTV: haha
Lysander_Gustav: nice
BusTed: @Kaaosa Not the red vines, mind you.
Kaaosa: @Kaaosa correct
FarronTheRed: But it's Tuesday NIGHT NOW SON
Tangsm: On Tuesday mornings when hosted by Serge.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @CaptainSpam - Ah, see... these are your "traditional" zombies, like in RE1, 2, and 3.
Kaaosa: the vines are just a way to gauge how close you are to eating a glass jar
plummeting_sloth: whooo I'm halfway dead....
aClonedPickle: i can't wait to see that line fill
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll get more... inventive BOWs further in.
PerfectDarkRitual: @UnusuallyLargeMoth All the mainline games from 0-4 were all solid to great. The gameplay wasn't for everyone and hasn't aged well, but they were very much good for the time.
CaptainSpam: We're past... some watershed. Somewhere. Right?
ButterBall000: Let's Nope is the LRR After Dark
CastleOtranto: @hexy_lexy A really kind year! Oh wait no that was just you. BOOM roasted!
plummeting_sloth: Let's Nope, LRR's Safe Harbor
gamercat88: the eels
BluJester: its Tuesday morning in Australia Kappa
YeetTheRich_: well adam is certainly not FRIENDLY today Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret is they ALL suck.
NotCainNorAbel: it can suck and be the best
lochnessseammonster: boom got em
RandomTrivia: Gottem!
noisyblizzard: seabatSKYLADY
juneblue58: It's *Wednesday lunch time* here in Australia.
mugulord: let's Nope, LRR's Tortuga
RandomTrivia: LUL
hesterbyrde: shots fired
akmorris13: Is Helena voiced by the same person who voices Serena in Skyrim???
Lysander_Gustav: :D
hexy_lexy: @CastleOtranto the reason im so nice to this community is cause yall deserve it
NightValien28: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think Graham might actually agree with you.
couldntpickausername: but is it head and shoulders above myst?
MegaDosX: Oh shit, talked shit at Paul earlier now they're calling out Graham?
lochnessseammonster: they're really good when you like dumb shit
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: valid
NightValien28: I am pretty sure graham knows that LUL
Saintnex: Let's Nope is hella punchy today lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: 4 was "fun bad".
Kaaosa: graham teleports into the discord call
frank_the_great: Yes, but giant woman
DiscordianTokkan: *Stream goes dead, comes back on as Adam says 4 was good*
codatski: I mean, Adam you watch wrestling
Kaaosa: and silences these blasphemers
Bearudite: skidoos a hundi p boys
theleerm: daaaammnn
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Robot_Bones: Hey you could still Play Metal gear Solid
NarishmaReborn: he may deny that
Kaaosa: i've literally never heard graham deny anything
Earthenone: adam dosent just watch wrestiling, he watches wrestiling FOR THE STORIES :P
BusTed: Gotta sell it to the cheap seats.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham was very much acknowledging just how bad this game was all throughout his playthrough way back when on House of Stark.
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
plummeting_sloth: Leon decided to massage that zombies back with the butt of his gun
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Lysander_Gustav: a friendly punch to the chest
plummeting_sloth: that's interesting, I watch stories for the wrestling
NightValien28: metal gear solid would break your mind
Darleysam: I would love an Adam Plays MGS series
Gildan_Bladeborn: I just listen to Graham and Adam tell me about wrestling.
lochnessseammonster: i opened the dean embrose card in strixhaven and i'm so glad... wrestling!
Bearudite: here have some Applied Physics
Electrodyne: I want to see a tag team match where one teammate punches the other in the heart to revive him
Earthenone: i wonder if adams stealth policy would work in MGS games :)
plummeting_sloth: you have 12 healking
plummeting_sloth: Adam
Makrosian_Tae: I watch Wrestling to support my bud. He works small time on a local circuit and he's da bomb!
Talin06: if W+P has taught me anything it is that video game where a mistake
Brycewise: What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. DansGame
Bluedevyl: @Gildan_Bladeborn big same!
Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun Adam, you have 12 tabs of healing
thejester5411: Yeah. Metal Gear is dope. I miss David Hayters voice tho.
Kaaosa: oh right
Kaaosa: because
lyropithic: Hubris?
Lysander_Gustav: you might need it later
sydnius: FBtouchdown
jamesthedabbler: What if you need it later?
x0den: didi you ever combine that red herb?
Electrodyne: Need it later
Makrosian_Tae: "Might need this later" says the player with critical health
NotCainNorAbel: the person that takes the most stuff to the end boss wins
spurius: if you use potions you wont have them later when the game ends
Kaaosa: might need all these healing items during the end credits
Kaaosa: you dingus
jamesthedabbler: *Casts stone*
Earthenone ends the game with 99 hi potions regualrly
Lysander_Gustav: I've kept so many consumables
NathanJay_GA casts stone
GhostValv: they can't because they used the stone
Manae: I use my elixirs fighting mu's outside the first town
Izandai: People don't generally "I might need it later" with HEALING items.
Electrodyne: That's why I have 99 Phoenix Down at the end
Electrodyne: exactly
juneblue58: I don't even like to pick up consumables. XD
bv310: You will pry my 99 Phoenix Downs out of my cold dead hands
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha! Jokes on YOU Adam, I've never played a Final Fantasy game!
hexy_lexy DOESNT cast a stone
Tangsm: The ant and the grasshopper parable is about gaming.
EvilBadman: Cannot cast stone, we are holding them for a worthy boss
mugulord: just bathing in green mist on the corpse of the final boss
Electrodyne: look at me sharing Adams brainwaves
Pharmacistjudge: umm...I have infinite money at the end of FF...so that's impossible.
FarronTheRed: BEHOLD! My stuff: *gestures to x100 heal items.
lyropithic: I have never used a vulnerary in any Fire Emblem game
NightValien28: I have single digit xpotions and killed diamond weapon, jokes on you
thehokeypokey: people use items?
quillilian hoards stone
ButterBall000: What about a double x number of regular potions?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Freeze grenade?
BusTed: Don't have enough mana to cast stone.
ButButTheJesus looks at house full of Skyrim potions
YeetTheRich_: *cries in dark souls*
Kaaosa: they're just really chilly
Seth_Erickson: why do they have liquid nitrogen?
Goorguy: Why do these zombies keep carrying things that can kill them
hexy_lexy: adam, i will NEVER cast the first stone. i might need them for later
thejester5411: why does anybody need liquid nitrogen?
sydnius: those ble boxes don’t seem durable
lochnessseammonster: ben punchgood
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're the helpful sort of zombos.
Pharmacistjudge: I grind to 99 megalixirs before the end of bravely default 2....and used them like every other turn.
CaptainSpam: Well, well, well, look who's complaining when they could be using the resources provided to them. Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: on the final boss
Pharmacistjudge: (the final boss only lasts like 4 turns)=
mugulord: melee spec seems strong, whats the dump stat?
Nigouki: jump into the Waifu Chute!
carmen2424: nice headshot
saucemaster5000: Nice!
hexy_lexy: ben plz
lochnessseammonster: big chillin
Earthenone: int is the dump stat, just gets in the way in this game
sydnius: charisma
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now remember... you guys just jumped down a GARBAGE shoot, in a secret lab, underneath a puzzle cathedral.
NotCainNorAbel: who built this church?
Lysander_Gustav: nice
elkae: Now that he's slapped chat around a bit he's chill
jamesthedabbler: WHO is Deborah?
elkae: :3
ButButTheJesus: ew
Seth_Erickson: @pharmacistjudge you're on of those who says I'm saving these for later, but instead of never using them you actually do
Gildan_Bladeborn: You now appear to be inside of a mine.
Lysander_Gustav: I should make some coconut cookies tomorrow
mugulord: high interest reduces enjoyment, that checks out
Kaaosa: tell ben to say "uh oh stinky" in that voice pls
Nuurgle: uh oh, stinky
mugulord: int.
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn ...How deep do we go?
elkae: Truuuuuuue tho
hesterbyrde: We like it.
MyBuddySuperfly: slap us, Adam
Lysander_Gustav: is there a vendor in this game?
aClonedPickle: well the hands ratio is way off
ContingentCat: and it's a 700:1 so
Gildan_Bladeborn: @beckett_brass - past the threshold of believably, and then some.
Makrosian_Tae: Hey, we should appreciate the free service. Some people have to pay MONEY to get slapped around!
Electrodyne: Or Gigapuddi
Kaaosa: give us the deep sexy uh oh stinky, cowards
mugulord: every underground compound had to start as a mine tho
TheBearBee: Where does the "uh oh stinky come from?"
Pharmacistjudge: @Seth_Erickson I did use them...i just murdered the boss before I could use all of them
thejester5411: SingsNote Snap my picture, Slap my Chat up SingsNote
Tiber727: @ContingentCat 700:2
Electrodyne: deep voice Gigapuddi
ButterBall000: Leon never gets straight answers
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
ButButTheJesus: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
CyberColossus: bold of her to assume she wouldn't be dead by now..
jamesthedabbler: We literally fought a zombie who ate too many beans
MyBuddySuperfly: stinky!
NathanJay_GA: @thebearbee search for it on youtube
elkae: He has kind of a butt
BrindleBoar: Adam pls
Kaaosa: uhoh gigastinky
Izandai: ADAM
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
Dashiell: drawfeGoodjoke
Lysander_Gustav: not quite as muscular as I expected
theleerm: not a bad ass tbh
YeetTheRich_: dont
hexy_lexy: ADAM
ContingentCat: Adam!
itira: oh my
BusTed: pancake
RandomTrivia: LUL
theleerm: ADAM
ashesandmochi: ADAMM
Phailhammer: benginButt benginButt benginButt
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think she "might" eventually explain things via a flashback, after they are no longer relevant.
ContingentCat: NO
Robot_Bones: equal Buttunitty
bv310: O_O
quillilian: BOP
theleerm: ADAAAM
thejester5411: WOW Adam!!
elkae: Huge weeb Adam Savidan
Electrodyne: STEPROGER
Goorguy: That took me a second and now I'm upset
monakai: As was the style at the time
Lysander_Gustav: leon skipped glutes day
Kaaosa: Stepsident Evil
BusTed: Adam is a citizen of the internet.
thejester5411: BLAME JAMES!!
lirazel64: How do plants *grow* down here??
archon458: funny noises
wynternyghtynggale: Adam you are to younge for this! go to your room
SmithKurosaki: good save
ContingentCat: that's not the part we're upset about
Kaaosa: yeah, it's not just porn; it's art
RandomTrivia: @lirazel64 Life, uh... finds a way
Gildan_Bladeborn: I look at very, very specific sorts of porn.
Saintnex: TBH I think its more that yall are being horny on main Kappa
ActualFactual: tbf ben, we say uh oh stinky, not "ew gross"
SmithKurosaki: something something hentai?
monakai: It's art, like hentai
rasterscan: I still remember nearly coughing out my drink when Alex Steacy first referenced InCase on stream.
nervousdavid: what did i do?
elkae: Adam and James looked up hentai on stream once so
Randoplh: it's modern art
BrowneePoints: It's 2021, respect Sex Workers or we'll have to talk y'all
plummeting_sloth: Underwriters Laboratory needs to do a better job investigating why certain appliances and furniture seem to trap only stepsiblings
sydnius: PokGengar
elkae: Look what you did to nervousdavid LUL
RandomTrivia: Is Ben playing as Link now? lrrBEEJ
Kaaosa: wtf why do you never assure me
Kaaosa: you guys
Tiber727: And yet Adam broke the pot in the end.
ashesandmochi: deborah???
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... she's Deborah.
nervousdavid: someone said i am good on the internet, i have won
Lysander_Gustav: wow, that seems to be an entire genre on the video hosting places
Gildan_Bladeborn: Kappa
Goorguy: Ok good I saw that quest pop up and I thought I missed somthing
archon458: is that the girl that was on the bus?
NathanJay_GA: Deb? Bruh
itira: Deb!
plummeting_sloth: It's Ray's wife, from the TV show
Saintnex: You'll find out... kinda?
Kaaosa: so then you're nothing then
Robot_Bones: No... not Debrah
FarronTheRed: Come on, Game!
hexy_lexy: Full Sized Deborah?!
sydnius: zombie shoot her
MechaKuuga: Its
Kaaosa: you scumbags
SmithKurosaki: oh no, not DEBRA
MyBuddySuperfly: Debra!
Bearudite: Ed mains
nervousdavid: i love you guys
elkae: She's my wife!
Bearudite: amirite
MechaKuuga: It's her Sister
FarronTheRed: Are they twins?
DarkMorford: Deborah got hot again?!
thejester5411: Step Twins
CyberColossus: why is she in a shift...
Seth_Erickson: and they were Roommates!
raulghoulia: this movie is Constantine
FarronTheRed: Render Error : Object Not Found
electra310: No! You promised!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes! NO explanations!
sydnius: escort wuest?
GhostValv: carrot and stick :)
plummeting_sloth: No leon, you keep them there till you get answers
theleerm: make them lesbians coward
Goorguy: Moving the goal post there Helena
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha!
Tangsm: The moving goal posts of this character.
fcloud: his flappy hair is funny
aClonedPickle: goalposts, helena
Lysander_Gustav: Helena moving the goalposts
FarronTheRed: @raulghoulia Oh my gosh . . .
ContingentCat: oh god
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
saucemaster5000: No time to explain
hexy_lexy: oh no
ButButTheJesus: butts!
Lysander_Gustav: yay
plummeting_sloth: Peoples Elbow your sister on to people
electra310: oh my god
Electrodyne: She gots the brain slugs doesn't she
Manae: Kicking with a ragdoll on the back
SmithKurosaki: I'd a decent pulse rofle
BusTed: Piggy back riiiides
Phailhammer: I mean, at this point I think it's "shame on Leon" a bit. :D
sydnius: roflmao
Tangsm: But can you spin around and use her to kick, Ben?
Nigouki: can you kick with the other legs?
FarronTheRed: Yes, BEN! Channel that third act action hero vibe!
jamesthedabbler: Hang in there sis
wynternyghtynggale: someone get the jetski!
CyberColossus: this game is perfect
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the kind of bad that YOU guys crave.
rasterscan: Moving the goalposts! FBtouchdown
bv310: Melee with your sister, it's probably fine
itira: *airplane noises*
Seth_Erickson: can you shoot them Adam?
jamesthedabbler: (Who is definitely not infected)
Tiber727: Can you thumbs up?
Cunobelenos: now get on a jet ski
KV1NN4: why is she dressed like that, game devs? o.-
MyBuddySuperfly: "who the fuck is Deborah?"
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Lysander_Gustav: was this game made around the same time as "National Treasure?"
plummeting_sloth: ah yes, down... there exits are in churches
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a reason some of us were so very excited at the prospect of you two playing it. This is one of the many, many reasons why.
elkae: :3
saucemaster5000: I want to see the... let's say ars technica article on how this is the underrated masterpiece of the series
fcloud: why would "down" lead to any kind of exit. game....!!
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, go with that
Talin06: it is bad but it is your kind of bad Adam so you love it and I love watching play it
GredGredmansson: looks like we're gonna have to JUMP
mugulord: how do you jog with someone on your back???
Saintnex: Yes. down after going down into the secret lab under the cathedral
Aztren: what are stairs but a series of managable jumps
raulghoulia: demon king dabura?
FarronTheRed: @GredGredmansson 10/10
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben not being an AI character doing this makes it a lot funnier, by the way.
aClonedPickle: you can't let your sister down, Ben
VoodontWoW: De-BOAR-ah
Seth_Erickson: who needs items when you have Deborah
hesterbyrde: No one has answered why she's in a fucking night gown.
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
Tangsm: Should we warn Deborah about their track record for saving people so far?
electra310: She looks like a spider
itira: hahahaha
Bearudite: RED VINES
Zath_: I hope the next highlight reel is just a compilation of Ben and Adam going back and forth on whether or not this game is good
sydnius: roll now
GredGredmansson: THE BIG BOOT
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of this - underneath the cathedral.
Himyul: this is technically a 2v1...
aClonedPickle: that's a 2v1 clearly
raulghoulia: clearly 2v1
GredGredmansson: YEET
BusTed: Over the top rope.
Nigouki: that's 2v1
thejester5411: technically 2V1
Pharmacistjudge: Ring out!
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEA!
Lysander_Gustav: there we go
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
AkiraBalance27: brilliant
RandomTrivia: \o/
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mugulord: its goooood!
jamesthedabbler: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NathanJay_GA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
AutomaticWool: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: but why do the mummies have machetes
Bearudite: a soul still burns
saucemaster5000: indiana jones and the temple where my stepbrother got stuck...
thejester5411: or FFM
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CururuGuasu: lrrHORN
lovelesspoison2112: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tiber727: Oh man Link was the king of ring outs.
sabnoqu: if you like this type of multyplayer try resident evil revelations 2 XD
ghyllnox: Kick it to the bridge!
MyBuddySuperfly: best soccer match ever
VoodontWoW: Knife v kicks. FIGHT!
plummeting_sloth: you kicked him apart!
ashesandmochi: INCREDIBLE
Masslost: the machine
ashesandmochi: look at this doofus
Himyul: that guy just had asthma
Goorguy: That guy got lost
Seth_Erickson: LEON!!!!!
Pharmacistjudge: that dude had a pretty cool knife
Thoufeux: that's me, in the middle of the night, fully dehydrated, crawling out of my bed trying to reach for some water
Gildan_Bladeborn: Massive underground complexes that appear to have been built in the middle ages are a big fixture of contemporary America, which this game is set in.
itira: the roof, the roof, the roof is caving in!
Tiber727: Why is the roof caving in?
ashesandmochi: isn't this under a lab under a cathedral. what roof is it
plummeting_sloth: why is the roof caving in? Was Deborah a loadbearing sister?
thejester5411: @sabnoqu is revelations like Outbreak File 2?
SmithKurosaki: oh structurally significant progress
VoodontWoW: Tictacs are only for those with free hands.
OmnipotentTrevor: The roof of this cathedral/lab/catacomb/ancient tomb is caving in.
FarronTheRed: Because the plot demands it!
mugulord: deborah kicking would be amazing
Mr_Horrible: wait wtf did I miss, why are we in blight town? LUL
fcloud: did she headbutt that urn?
Gildan_Bladeborn: No see, we WERE in the lab - now we're in the ancient catacombs UNDERNEATH the lab.
Tiber727: I love the overacting of the 6 inch drop.
MegaDosX: Woooooow
VoodontWoW: That time when you looked back and only saw one set of footprints... is when I took all the items.
thejester5411: what about D stories?
elkae: ABC, Adam-Ben Connection <3
korvys: A=Adam, B=Ben
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Goombill: I hate how floppy Deborah's legs are.
Kramburger: Ben's storyline was written by Madcatz
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe next time they should rethink building a lab over a giant hole in the Earth
MegaDosX: I reckon you're more part of an ensemble cast, and thus no definitive protagonist
korvys: No dog in the office
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Mr_Horrible - This is the perfectly normal extensive ancient catacombs that were underneath the hidden laboratory that was underneath the puzzle cathedral, that we got to via the garbage chute.
Earthenone: wait, adams supposed to be a FACE?
Lysander_Gustav: yay
elkae: Adam has a great face
FarronTheRed: Ben is actually playing via echo location.
A_Dub888: Gremlineering
theleerm: goblin hours
plummeting_sloth: Paul is Iron Man
Himyul: or Hawkeye
korvys: All the Avengers are here, and Hawkeye
aClonedPickle: Adam is the face and Shoey is the heel
sydnius: don’t get him wet
Gildan_Bladeborn: Deborah wants uppies.
GredGredmansson: @aClonedPickle WOW
sabnoqu: @thejester5411 Yeah, somewhat, it's asymmetrical... so one character shoots and the other one ... points XD
Dog_of_Myth: HypeRogue
Electrodyne: Ben is the main character because Deborah is Ben's stepsister
Kramburger: @aClonedPickle Good joke
saucemaster5000: @Gildan_Bladeborn It makes sense! Ever see Iron Keep in DS2?
CaptainSpam: Okay, again... how deep down are we?
plummeting_sloth: uhhh?
SmithKurosaki: but, IM ironman
akmorris13: Or unless you’re black widow and they never really figure out what to do with you ...
GhostValv: always...
Lysander_Gustav: weird
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun you guys are like green hornet Kato. ben may be the star. but adam gets remembered
CaptainSpam: Erm...
mugulord: arent we all?
DiscordianTokkan: Mood
beckett_brass: @CaptainSpam Too deep.
Kramburger: Steam is downloading Tindr for you
FarronTheRed: Disconnect?
Pharmacistjudge: It got denied the Twitch Partner Application
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you drop from the game Ben?
VoodontWoW: Aren't we all?
CyberColossus: disconnected
DarkMorford: Please, call him Shoebacca
MegaDosX: Did you disconnect?
Dog_of_Myth: Game status: MOOD
Pharmacistjudge: They have to reapply
thejester5411: @sabnoqu Hmm I'll have to look it up later. Thanks.
CaptainSpam: @beckett_brass Woah, man. That IS deep.
fastlane250: cool game
Lysander_Gustav: uuuuuuuu
mugulord: ben disconnects, takes deborah into the real world
Gildan_Bladeborn: That just continues in single-player.
YeetTheRich_: debrah
MyBuddySuperfly: hot!
Tiber727: The game is browsing Tindr.
fcloud: what happens if you let the countdown get into underage territory
thejester5411: what!!
BusTed: 🔥
GredGredmansson: dang she's hot
ashesandmochi: s-sure
BrindleBoar: gross
hexy_lexy: WHAT
CaptainSpam: The hell?
Earthenone: debroah had a real charicter arc
DeM0nFiRe: oof
Tangsm: Huh. That seems bad.
KV1NN4: uh
YurikosWife: that's hot
BusTed: Wait, that's what Ada looked like.
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't worry - she's perfectly "fine".
itira: gross
SnackPak_: ew
Kramburger: Now she too is Ada
HesGotNoPants: @mugulord niccol would stab Deborah
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gingerbear_86: is...is she ok
Haroldholmes25: damn deborah is smoking
Seth_Erickson: No Deborah we had such an attachment to you NotLikeThis
Earthenone: glad we got to know her so well
MyBuddySuperfly: new Debra!
Thoufeux: LOOOL
SmithKurosaki: she's LIT
saucemaster5000: worth the escort mission
Pharmacistjudge: she is now Neo-Deborah!
CururuGuasu: Flame on!
DigitalSeahorse: rudeOhno
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ashesandmochi: don't! touch the slimy flesh
Thoufeux: dammit Adam
raulghoulia: this was a weird time to put on walk the dinosaur
FarronTheRed: Okay this could go a couple ways. . .
fcloud: deborah! you're ok!
Nigouki: that is a QUICK lifecycle
MegaDosX: So I missed part of the stream, what happened with Deborah before this?
Makrosian_Tae: We'll see there's your probalem right there
Stormthius: I'm glad they've explained anything so this scene makes some sense Kappa
GredGredmansson: I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
VoodontWoW: Deboarah became a beautiful zombie butterfly.
NotCainNorAbel: she is turning into a butterfly
hesterbyrde: I do appreciate that Leon is losing the helmet hair
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sniper no sniping
KV1NN4: Ada and leon have the same hair
CaptainSpam: Well, sure, I guess spontaneous combustion is a reasonable thing in this world.
Masslost: wait did Debra say mom real muffled before the arrow to the face
Kramburger: Ada, don't look at the camera sweetie
plummeting_sloth: nah, her guns just tiny
Lysander_Gustav: meat shovels
YurikosWife: how the heck do these graphics look worse than RE5
Seth_Erickson: No Ada, I haven't seen a ghost I've seen zombies.
wynternyghtynggale: his hands are made for chris arms
hexy_lexy: Yaoi Hands
Sethalidos: MONKEH
thejester5411: I heard if you pack a punch the crossbow the zombies will follow it like a symbol monkey
saucemaster5000: his hands are big because of the other thing about big hands
Gildan_Bladeborn: Explanations - nobody wants to give them.
OmnipotentTrevor: And this is where the other campaign meets up.
YeetTheRich_: you know what they say about people with big hands ...
mugulord: re5 had light
bv310: Leon "Monke" Kennedy
Makrosian_Tae: @hexy_lexy Ah, I see you are a fellow person of culture
Lysander_Gustav: Leon is a immigrant from Street Fighter
aClonedPickle: huggies
wynternyghtynggale: @hexy_lexy they are yaoi hands lol
Tiber727: "It's complicated." = None of this makes any goddamn sense.
Seth_Erickson: we still have no idea who Deborah is right
FarronTheRed: Is it? Would sure love to know how it is your fault. Maybe you could TELL US SOMETHING?
hexy_lexy: Leon "Yaoi Hands" Kennedy
plummeting_sloth: remember, if there's no nipples it's a-OK
Revelia: kerrigan vibes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, she is... not wearing the thing we call "clothing".
Lysander_Gustav: where is all that extra biomass coming from?
Seth_Erickson: Blight town PogChamp
VoodontWoW: Getting one winged angel + scorpion vibes.
ashesandmochi: hoooow far down
YeetTheRich_: watch out for the toxic darts
wynternyghtynggale: @Makrosian_Tae fine people of culture
Earthenone: thats the blightown drop
CaptainSpam: And we STILL go deeper.
Orgmastron: hexy_lexy LMAO
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh Adam it is only going to get better
HesGotNoPants: @hexy_lexy why are the yaoi hands?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Blight town... which is underneath the secret lab underneath the cathedral.
Seth_Erickson: this could also be the dark souls 2 gutter
saucemaster5000: nah, the framerate's too good
Phailhammer: Didn't DS1 come out only like a year before this?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the most authentic representation of America that has ever existed.
SmithKurosaki: blight town honks
Tiber727: As long as this doesn't have toxic blowgunners, we're good.
ZealousCrow: wtf it's literally identical
aClonedPickle: take damage?
Stormthius: yes
thejester5411: yes
ImmortalLen: Yes
FarronTheRed: Souls Game has permeated the pop culture.
TwitchingPokki: Full up on all my items from picken em all up while you couldn't ey
ContingentCat: yeah it is
elkae: Sure is
Lysander_Gustav: I have no idea
VoodontWoW: Yes.
hexy_lexy: @HesGotNoPants cause yaoi guys usually have MASSIVE hands
ButButTheJesus: oh right we're still under the church aren't we
plummeting_sloth: yep, on the show.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's actually the ONLY thing about that show that I know.
RandomTrivia: BEN
multeyemeteor: Hard boo, Ben
plummeting_sloth: which I only know because of MbMbAM
SmithKurosaki: on the show yea
saucemaster5000: we love him, we don't watch his sharty tv show
CaptainSpam: Geez, NOBODY is telling Leon what's going on. Well, okay, Ada usually pulls that crap, but still...
Tangsm: So the layers go Cathedral, Laboratory, Blight Town... Cafeteria?
couldntpickausername: No Debra is not Ray Romano's wife on the show. Debra is Ray BARONE'S Wife
electra310: I think all these women are just expecting Leon to conveniently die and save them from explaining anything
YeetTheRich_: no this makes perfect sense because you see deborahs next form is the chaos witch queelag at the bottom of blighttown
beckett_brass: @Tangsm The real question, when do we get to Hell?
akmorris13: Helena’s yelling timberrrr
BusTed: From Moby Dick.
DeM0nFiRe: Watch out for the blowdart guys, they give you toxic
TwitchingPokki: @electra310 ye, pretty much right?
HesGotNoPants: @hexy_lexy is that a fetish or a sex thing?
cutaos: fuck lady quequag got me
GredGredmansson: Cetrion?
Dog_of_Myth: Why game
Lysander_Gustav: why is striking poses
hesterbyrde: oh hey it's Andariel
GhostValv: yikes
MyBuddySuperfly: maybe Deborah is an acronym?
GredGredmansson: the Plant lady?
jmhodges: Why
hexy_lexy: @HesGotNoPants probably both
Earthenone: she reminded me of the queen of blades
tracerhead: so, Japan huh
Manae: Or Grendal's mother from that bad movie
ashesandmochi: booty shots
ashesandmochi: literally
HesGotNoPants: @hexy_lexy sorry I thought you were an Aficionado or something
Lysander_Gustav: game, game why
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Makrosian_Tae: Butts
A_Dub888: benginButt
FarronTheRed: Ooof
hexy_lexy: @HesGotNoPants no worries friend
Spacepup: She looks like a dark souls boss
HesGotNoPants: butts
MyBuddySuperfly: Shaaaaaun
theleerm: this feels very male gazy to me
saucemaster5000: wow this is gratuitous by 70s cannibal movie standards
Seth_Erickson: Ada's stealing Bens job NotLikeThis
thejester5411: you gotta time that roll
mugulord: yup
SmithKurosaki: f
elkae: RE games are pretty male gazey
Kramburger: Let's have a sexy pose moment in our survival horror bossfight moment
FarronTheRed: Careful, she has a huge butt. She also has a huge butt.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Stay classy, Capcom.
niccus: thanks, capcom
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
saucemaster5000: the... the jiggle physics... seriously?
Lysander_Gustav: ew
YeetTheRich_: how do you survive that you literally got impales
MyBuddySuperfly: that is so weird, thanks
YeetTheRich_: *impaled
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul loves a good long walk, so Death Stranding seems like the perfect fit! Game: Death Stranding) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (15:14 from now).
Makrosian_Tae: Game logic apparently says that a flesh wound
DiscordianTokkan: Man, this Monster Hunter game got WEIRD
Kramburger: Capcom development meeting "But what if boss was sexy?" *Standing Ovation*
akmorris13: Weird boob touched r Deborah apparently
wolvsbane: He shook that impaling like it was nothing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, the reality where this fight concludes in prompt order if you just shoot her a lot up front is, unfortunately, not the one you're living in.
fcloud: make up your mind deborah jeez
CaptainSpam: @Kramburger "...and also disturbing body horror?" *standing ovation intensifies*
Tiber727: She's pretty much Mystique but with giant tentacles.
YeetTheRich_: we need to go even deeper
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to go... further down!
Manae: The update's been live for two hours Ben
CaptainSpam: Aaaaand drop down ANOTHER few dozen feet or so...
gualdhar: it's live now
Goorguy: I feel like this church would not be stable with this many big holes under it
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think at this point Graham might have made a "mines of Moria" joke.
ArkhamArchivist: This one’s gonna hit hard!
saucemaster5000: she likes crossbows
BrindleBoar: because she's cool, Ben
ArkhamArchivist: Update is out now
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
rasterscan: Ben, Ada watched too much Walking Dead.
Saintnex: well at least we know why the ceiling is collapsing, its just a massive hollow space
SpoonfullOfSugar: update to what?
HesGotNoPants: crossbows are quiet
akmorris13: Adam did not take skill points in melee and it shows
Seth_Erickson: MonHun Rise @spoonfullofsugar
fcloud: giga puddi
raulghoulia: aaron burr
DarkMorford: Wonder Core!
RandomTrivia: Old Spice.
ContingentCat: that Yop one?
hexy_lexy: giga Puddi
TwitchingPokki: What's the update include?
chronically_poor: The snack that Smiles Back
FarronTheRed: Old Spice. Still have it memorized.
DiscordianTokkan: Nope
theleerm: you where at 1 health
rasterscan: You were running around at red health.
aClonedPickle: gg!
Saintnex: you recover if the bar fills, and nope
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you got hit by falling debris.
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, this game at least made ONE sensible change from 5.
HesGotNoPants: long long man is a masterpiece of a commercial
I_Am_Clockwork: Wonder core remains a personal fabe
sydnius: he survived the 14.5 update
sketchy_007: Hello!
Pharmacistjudge: Falling debra?
DiscordianTokkan: Heyoooo
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
HesGotNoPants: @gildan_bladeborn no boulder punching
beckett_brass: @sketchy_007 Hello. Welcome to constantly going deeper.
GredGredmansson: Debrest?
raulghoulia: aaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Seth_Erickson: Resident Evil Monsters are never dead
Ba_Dum_Tish: Here we goooo
BusTed: FBtouchdown
fcloud: when you hit that tnt she turned into debrisket
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time for a mine cart ride... of dooooooom!
Saintnex: time for the minecart scene
Perchipy: Adam the d is silent
VoodontWoW: Choo choo
GredGredmansson: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBTouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: no, Helena redeeming love will definitely kill Debra this time
FarronTheRed: HA ha ha ha!
ashesandmochi: FWUP
RandomTrivia: Heh
Phailhammer: Let the Deborahs hit the floor~ Let the Deborahs hit the floor~
ButterBall000: Craling is good here
theleerm: lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE
fcloud: churches and minecarts, name a more iconic duo
GredGredmansson: but who IS you
Goorguy: It probably isn't her no...
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, reasoning with the monsters always works.
bazorkin: Adam with his Raiden chuckle
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: butts
Pharmacistjudge: so..why are we fighting the discount Queen of Blades?
beckett_brass: @Pharmacistjudge Because reasons.
Seth_Erickson: get countered Nerd
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next leveling this boss!
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy
Stormthius: benginRemy benginRemy
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
ButButTheJesus: boooroo!
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy benginRemy
neisan2112: benginRemy benginRemy
elkae: tqsBORK benginRemy
BusTed: tqsBORK
bazorkin: We walk from here.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Overbork mode
electra310: Trolley problem, revisited!
FarronTheRed: Quick! Someone make a page on the Wiki for Adam!
SmithKurosaki: that's just Steve
ButButTheJesus: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
BusTed: Just missing some ties.
plummeting_sloth: you are at least like 2 miles underground at this point
VoodontWoW: Anti-grav rail cart
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam, the mine cart doesn't care about the holes, it cares about the "rails".
DigitalSeahorse: katesBless smixelBless texcubHalo don't die
VoodontWoW: Or not
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which this game has gone off of, by the way.
fcloud: mom can we get kerrigan? no dear, we have kerrigan at home
xblue007: sliver
Goorguy: Seriously these two need to stay away from modes of transport
Lysander_Gustav: huh?
MegaDosX: What.
FarronTheRed: Cut to pre-render?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of this - underneath a church... in America. Kappa
RandomTrivia: LUL
Seth_Erickson: is it just me or does this game make anyone else really sleepy
plummeting_sloth: our favorite childhood shampoo
hexy_lexy: ben its tears, not tears
TotallyNotaBeholder: There is no debroh, only zuul
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Goorguy: I mean good voice acting from Jania
bazorkin: Baby Shampoo
plummeting_sloth: okay, so why wouuld THIS drop kill her
Phailhammer: Who can say where the road goes...
RandomTrivia: benginLol
InkyGhoast: ah yes gravity, a thing known to kill resident evil monsters
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
GhostValv: D:
itira: Ben
nightraven949: And I'm FREE... FREE FALLIN
ashesandmochi: BEN
DiscordianTokkan: oh god
hexy_lexy: benjamin
YeetTheRich_: this is so cursed
ScurvyMitch: LUL
itira: LOL
neisan2112: Ben.
neisan2112: Plz
iris_of_ether: benginLol
Pharmacistjudge: because people who fall into pits always die in resident evil...right.. Ada?
Electrodyne: bye Debbie
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wow, that sure was... a voice.
Lysander_Gustav: I love the robo voice
Himyul: the bottomless pit.... below blighttown.... below the secret lab... below the cathedral
FarronTheRed: @plummeting_sloth Right?
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: You need to layer yourself Ben
thejester5411: @seth_erickson I read your comment while yawning
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
bazorkin: And I'm Freeeee...Falllin;
Countjondi: some memes that are almost old enough to drink
multeyemeteor: Helena is such a liar
SmithKurosaki: not bad ben
itomeshi: I mean... I want to care about this... but I can't. It's not resonating.
Lysander_Gustav: oh a flashback
TheMrFraser: in what universe does a drop like that actually destroy some sort of umbrella monster that grows spider legs
theleerm: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Seth_Erickson: glad it's not just me LUL
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Transmuted_Elf: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: sure
Gildan_Bladeborn: That guy! That you were .... sort of introduced to, in the background of an earlier scene!
itira: D:
Lysander_Gustav: Oh, she was the one that infected the president?
Tangsm: Why couldn't she tell us that?
Kramburger: because sexc
hesterbyrde: I can tell you why she's in a nighty >.>
elkae: They kidnapped her at night?
BusTed: Kidnapped?
TwitchingPokki: maybe they were kidnapped
multeyemeteor: Abraca-Deborah... and she's gone
wynternyghtynggale: probably kidnapped her from her bed
plummeting_sloth: oh that Simmons
raulghoulia: sweet collar
ashesandmochi: that would've been better up front
CaptainSpam: Don't worry, Helena, Deborah probably has to die like eight or nine more times. She IS an RE boss, after all.
thejester5411: Step Twin Sister
Gildan_Bladeborn: Long, and very, VERY dumb, story.
Lysander_Gustav: World Domination, of course
FarronTheRed: We have time for a long story JUST TELL US
BrowneePoints: Covet-Technicolor
bazorkin: In my flashback...it was...sexier?
circusofkirkus: Emotion - Carly Rae Jepsen
VoodontWoW: He wanted pictures of that Spiderman, at any cost.
Perchipy: Because it’s video game
DiscordianTokkan: The Primals
Countjondi: J.K simmons is such a treasure, his voice work on Invincible is stellar
korvys: BNL - Stunt
sydnius: vecktimest
Makrosian_Tae: He wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk TONIGHT!!
elkae: Big Shiny Tunes 2
Ba_Dum_Tish: Someone tell us something
Phailhammer: Lady Grapple, AWAY~
x0den: luv sic
itira: ^
Lysander_Gustav: Rob zombie has a new album out this year
DiscordianTokkan: Ada just HAD a grappling hook?! Why didn't she USE it!
tracerhead: amazing cell reception in this bottomless pit
nkcola: sup spoopy bois
YeetTheRich_: hellbilly deluxe?
Lysander_Gustav: fancy phones
e_bloc: hellbilly deluxe
itira: What elkae said
BusTed: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Acc
Saintnex: There are 3 more for this campaign
Randoplh: nice
ZealousCrow: It's actually a great album though
zeldakid1999: Very nice
neisan2112: nice
frank_the_great: Nice
ButButTheJesus: nice
hexy_lexy: nice
Seth_Erickson: whatever album Ephemeral by Pelican @loadingreadyrun
Kramburger: "Simmons is old! He should have retired years ago but he doesn't want to go home because he doesn't like his wife!"
Kaaosa: oh because of the sexual implication
TheDefiledPrince: What's good nerds?
Kaaosa: very good ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: You guys are going to... well I'd say you're going to LOVE the next bit, but that is probably a lie.
ZealousCrow: Hellbilly deluxe is super campy and fun
GredGredmansson: so how far in the game is this
Gildan_Bladeborn: Appreciate, more like.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its 5 chapters per character correct?
bazorkin: Why does this game feel like walking through heavy snow?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Certain really expensive ones are a 1 and done upgrade.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @bazorkin Just wait
Kaaosa: this game tastes like chalk
Saintnex: @Ba_Dum_Tish yes, if I remember correctly, although, not all the same length
rasterscan: Yeah, that whole section was looooooooooong.
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HesGotNoPants: SLAP NOISE!
Seth_Erickson: put a playthrough of this game on at night to help me fall asleep
Lithobraker: ! uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:37.
Kramburger: This game feels like eating a bowl of overcooked porridge
bazorkin: Pull the leg out, put the leg in..
CyberColossus: the other 2 routes of this game are SO different than this one 😏
Gildan_Bladeborn: Extra Defense is never a bad idea.
plummeting_sloth: no more punchmanship?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wasn't the break out ability good?
jamesthedabbler: Long Bad Cutscene is like the definition of this game
rasterscan: Ad break?
Gildan_Bladeborn: So based on the direction you two have been taking throughout this stream so far, I'll give you guys 1 guess which way you keep going.
ButButTheJesus: "I'm a dog. What do you think."
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
UnusuallyLargeMoth: everyone is secretly evil, Ben. Leon is also evil Kappa
VoodontWoW: You did just take the fall.
bazorkin: Hunny-guns
Goorguy: I mean... you sound evil?
plummeting_sloth: why does this man have a bolo tie? What aspect of this man's character allows him to pull off a bolo tie?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
couldntpickausername: just remembered that I have bits. cheer50, love you guys, and I know you were just joking earlier Adam.
Saintnex: that ham fisted dialogue
GredGredmansson: who is Simmon's voice, it sounds real familiar
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MegaDosX: Slimy motherfucker
fcloud: it's just a matter of job description, if i was the terrorist-attack-causer, i would do a GREAT job
ButButTheJesus: "I can't be evil its my job to be good"
Kramburger: Uh no that's not your job buddy. You're an overpaid scriptwriter
Lysander_Gustav: He's american, so he gets a bolo tie
MegaDosX: Also holy shit this dialogue makes me miss Dead Space 3
GredGredmansson: "man this deal gets worse all the time"
Tiber727: I mean, the zombies are kind of a problem.
archon458: Give me the adds!
bazorkin: "Just because I look like Willem Dafoe.."
CaptainSpam: I think that should be one of the guidelines, you're not allowed to be an NSA advisor if your voice sounds like that.
couldntpickausername: wait, did I not do that right?
sydnius: she accepts venmo
Pharmacistjudge: in order to turn ourselves in...you have to find a team to get us and haul us out of this hole
couldntpickausername: what is the format for cheering?
Perchipy: Why is there political intrigue in muh video games
Juliamon: cheer#
GredGredmansson: David Lodge
Juliamon: you had a comma after it
couldntpickausername: oh jeez
GredGredmansson: man, I keep hearing this guys voice and keep forgetting this guys name
Juliamon: the formatting is stupid like that
couldntpickausername: seems so
couldntpickausername: just remembered that I have bits. cheer50 , love you guys, and I know you were just joking earlier Adam.
Lysander_Gustav: what the? I'm getting a marvel-sponsored anti-vaping commercial? Hahahahaha
ContingentCat: wat
Gildan_Bladeborn: @GredGredmansson - I only remember his name because of an extensive and increasingly ridiculous section much later that references his first name a lot.
ButButTheJesus: @Lysander_Gustav give your lungs some FREEDOM
DarkMorford: @bazorkin Maybe try looking like Willem Da-ally instead Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: Probably not marvel-sponored. Actually payed by the tobacco companies
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Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn oh yea, that stupid section\
Lysander_Gustav: Oh, thanks for that gift sub, Dog_of_Myth!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex - I cannot wait for Adam's reaction to the... 2nd bit.
Dog_of_Myth: @Lysander_Gustav No one should have to sit through that citizen.
couldntpickausername: man, slowly sanding my way through these d20s is making me recognize an almost pattern in number placment
couldntpickausername: not every number but most numbers are next to their next or the opposing side of their next
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn RE6 is just such a stupidly long game padded with awful scenes
wynternyghtynggale: tetris master
Saintnex: and sections
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex oh boy is it ever.
Pharmacistjudge: is it bad I heard "nude"
VoodontWoW: Falling railcar, not tetris blocks
Gildan_Bladeborn: I also heard that.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, the video is rather good
elkae: No I heard nude too
fcloud: wake up adam
korvys: "What the fuck is hypertapping?" - Obsolete, apparently.
Perchipy: You tap hyperly? Gee Adam, literacy
sydnius: rolling is the hawtness
plummeting_sloth: honestly, better drama that this game
YeetTheRich_: im invested now
BusTed: Good to know.
wynternyghtynggale: adam should listen to this on the way home
YeetTheRich_: send link ben
RandomTrivia: No don't turn it off... lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably better gameplay than this game too.
Gildan_Bladeborn: QTEs, yo.
korvys: !quote adam
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fcloud: looked like you were snoozing to the tetris tips
thehokeypokey: I saw that vid, it was interesting
Lysander_Gustav: Half-button A-presses?
gamercat88: did Ada leave?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh man this game is just one section of "I can't wait for them to see this dumb scene" after another
Bob_Baggins: awe thanks for the double shoutout
InkyGhoast: Ada left
Gildan_Bladeborn: @gamercat88 - via grappling hook, yes.
Himyul: I should try that in meetings at work. "No, that's just my concentration face!"
gamercat88: ahh classic Ada
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couldntpickausername: wait, did I just set a precedent of having to give LRR money every time they make fun of me?
couldntpickausername: lol
korvys: Resting gamer face
elkae: my resting face is :3
electra310: Makes sense to me, Couldn'tpick
RandomTrivia: Adam has Resting Adam Face. He looks like himself even when not trying :D
Electrodyne: Adam is that your "Self conscious about your expression" face?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: how would you feel if Shoey turned up in the next Autumnal Rumble
hexy_lexy: my resting face is UwU
Bearudite: ˙͜>˙
GhostValv: :O
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: 🤘
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: I'm scheduled to get my first stab may 4th
plummeting_sloth: wait, so they build the lab below a church but ABOVE a crypt? HOW. HOW DID THEY DO THAT
theleerm: moood
VoodontWoW: Oh no, Resident Entourage!
GredGredmansson: *snap* Yes!
plummeting_sloth: the just slid it in there?
Gildan_Bladeborn: America - well known for its extensive catacombs with corpses in medieval armor.
Saintnex: Oh right, I forgot about this part... This part SUCKS
ashesandmochi: european-style ancient crypt in america obviously
Bearudite: there was a mine in the middle
asthanius: Also: Recall that you've been continuously going down
juneblue58: Don't forget that there was a mine in there somewhere too.
NotCainNorAbel: that's good or this game would suck
Gildan_Bladeborn: There were skill points in the middle of this room.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That you walked past.
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn Correction: catacombs underneath blight town underneath a secret lab underneath a church.
Bearudite: and like a 200ft drop
wrapscalion: I really hope this ends at a volcano
wynternyghtynggale: egg
asthanius: How deep underground do you think you are?
Electrodyne: salt shaker
Lysander_Gustav: snake!
Makrosian_Tae: No egg???
ashesandmochi: aw no egg
ButButTheJesus: AH SNEK
Makrosian_Tae: Literally unplayable
RandomTrivia: E G G
Gildan_Bladeborn: About 5 miles.
sydnius: CoolCat ocombs
theleerm: E G G
YeetTheRich_: "what did you find?" "a KNIFE" "nooooo!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Give or take.
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plummeting_sloth: look, 200 of a thing is alot?
NDCazzy: 213.7 feet
Goorguy: So you bust into this church and kill people, damage the underground catacombs, and then grave rob
Goorguy: we are the good guys!
asthanius: That's a lot of footies
rasterscan: I mean, 200 feet underground is 25 stories underground.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The real question is - have you guys STOPPED going further down? I'll let you guess... but the answer is no.
rasterscan: THat's pretty big.
Randoplh: 2000 picoseconds is not very big
RandomTrivia: LUL
Saintnex: Just remember everyone, we are under a church with a lab underneath that leads to a mine that opens up in to a crypt
bazorkin: 2000 toes...
plummeting_sloth: hey, you leave that assault rifle to it's eternal rest! WE gave that rifle it's funeral!
theleerm: someone really burried a gun
Ba_Dum_Tish: At 8 resident evils are we not a neighborhood evil
OmnipotentTrevor: show 200 feet
BobDoe123: Fantastic haircut, adam
Thoufeux: Name the rifle Kevin
Lysander_Gustav: why though
Makrosian_Tae: Look above it Adam
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn All I want to know is, do we eventually get low enough to reach Hell?
plummeting_sloth: The penetant man will pass
ashesandmochi: leon lampshading the ridiculousness
Gildan_Bladeborn: @beckett_brass - Figuratively... 100%.
asthanius: @plummeting_sloth That always makes me think of the Chainsawsuit comic
Saintnex: @beckett_brass In the other campaigns, theres a lava pit, does it count?
GhostValv: seabatNogood
VoodontWoW: Horde rage!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: @Ba_Dum_Tish an entire village
Thoufeux pumps the Stormwind theme up to 11
bazorkin: Lion Kennedy
MegaDosX: Adam's definitely an Empire kind of guy
gamercat88: rude but ok
PMAvers: I mean, at least the Alliance has a unifying theme other than "future raid boss."
sydnius: lok tar
SmithKurosaki: HORDE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Look for the hidden switch maybe?
Lysander_Gustav: ooof
TheDefiledPrince: Got that resting gamerface? cirSlain
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood
SmithKurosaki: I don't even play, but I'd still roll horde
blip2004: oh right, the Simmons family crypt. a totally normal thing
TwitchingPokki: Sebastian would choose Alliance
beckett_brass: Come on, you can survive extreme fire, right?
SnackPak_: good album
elkae: Is it Big Shiny Tunes 2?
Zu_o: Corey's Vengabuss on repeat?
plummeting_sloth: so... that fire's just on all the time huh? Simmon's family must be loaded
elkae: Aw
YeetTheRich_: taking back sunday is good shit
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ooo nice choice
nervousdavid: nice
Lithobraker: You look uncomfortable streamer, is it due to sitting on your excessively full wallet from casino winnings?
asthanius: Would you prefer it be inside the ass?
bazorkin: Hipster Hipster by Hipster the Hipster? :P
OmnipotentTrevor: small question. How?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think it had explosives strapped to it, or something.
beckett_brass: @OmnipotentTrevor Very carefully
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yes, you'll see a ... number of those.
sydnius: @twitchingpokki alliance have bigger wallets
plummeting_sloth: it was a bellows?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get used to that, by the way.
VoodontWoW: Oh no, they're using tools!
Lysander_Gustav: wow
ashesandmochi: i love when the zombies have jobs
bazorkin: "Its a living..."
Goorguy: Saw that coming
RandomTrivia: "For the A-lions"? lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: This game isn't big about NOT reusing stupid gimmicks over and over again.
elkae: You rapscallion you!
PMAvers: "Not the mama!"
frank_the_great: I mean, if you tape a zombie's hands to a crank surely it would spin it, right?
YeetTheRich_: kithkin?
ButButTheJesus: now kith?
bazorkin: "I didn't mean to.."
electra310: Awkward!
wynternyghtynggale: steady on boys
blip2004: man the pumps
Saintnex: time for more wave based action
frank_the_great: Bingo bango bongo
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we would have been trapped her without that ring?
PMAvers: Just like a coconut gun.
PMAvers: If it shoots you, it's gonna hurt.
mitomanox: spOOpy
Makrosian_Tae: In old medieval CHAIN MAILL
MegaDosX: Oh /now/ Ben doesn't want to let Adam burn?
Gildan_Bladeborn: And most/all of them are wearing medieval armor, as befitting for an ancient family crypt, at the bottom of the mines of Moria, underneath a secret laboratory, underneath a cathedral, in AMERICA.
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sydnius: PokCharizard
KeytarCat: I made the same face adam did
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm just going to keep stressing that this is not set in Europe right now.
rasterscan: Ah, yes, USA tombs with corpses in medieval chainmail, a time period the United States of America definitely went through/
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn correction, in MURICA, they were buried with guns remember?
Saintnex: fully functional automatic guns with bayonets
Gildan_Bladeborn: The designers of this game did ALL of the research, to make sure it was super authentic.
Zu_o: nahutsimababa
Earthenone: even in death the 4th amendment is intact
Goorguy: Some guy in Japan "Hey so they had chainmail in America right?"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right.
gamercat88: pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom
MegaDosX: Zombie fish!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I almost forgot about this part.
Lysander_Gustav: zombie fish!
Phailhammer: benginOh benginHeck
thraximore: use Splash!
Gildan_Bladeborn: (that was a lie, I was looking forward to it).
electra310: Use the quick ball!
OmnipotentTrevor: Not just America, weren't we a short drive away from the White House at the start?
xblue007: More like a C+
thraximore: if the water is warm that mean's someone peed in it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, this is all taking place in the greater D.C. area.
Mysticman89: Become a pro Janna player
OmnipotentTrevor: Or was that some other place the President happened to be?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well known for its ancient medieval crypts.
bazorkin: Its all Pokemon in the end..
OmnipotentTrevor: I see
omdorastrix: nah ben. it's LOL... streamer... :P
TwitchingPokki: Threaded the needle
Lithobraker: Gildan_Bladeborn tbf during the gilded age rich american did get really into trying to emulate trappings of european aristocracy
Pharmacistjudge: i am going to laugh if the fish is somehow Deborah
plummeting_sloth: always the booster, never the boostee
OmnipotentTrevor: Heck, there was probably a National Treasure movie happening in this same setting just before you got here
TwitchingPokki: He's doing the butterfly lololol
ashesandmochi: swimming zombos
thraximore: actually spooky!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can retreat back onto the section with land.
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you want to.
plummeting_sloth: oh yeah, this is totally the beneath Mt Vernon crypt from Book of secrets
MegaDosX: Leon doesn't seem particularly inconvenienced by the water
sydnius: he’s just checking his beach tag
Bloodrush192: the amount of QTEs in this game in enraging
Earthenone: you seem to get melee prompts on unseen enemies
MegaDosX: There's always a bigger fish
thraximore: he saved you!
electra310: I think he saved you!
asthanius: That drycleaning bill is gonna be enormous
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good thing there are all these partner based puzzles
rasterscan: Also, wow, we've had... four female characters, and literally all four have had massively plunging (or non existent) necklines.
rasterscan: Thanks Capcom.
Trashweazel: giant fish boss fight hundreds of feet below the earth
Pharmacistjudge: I come over da house
asthanius: Simmons Family Crypt
Gildan_Bladeborn: The way you guys eventually escape this place that's just super duper deep underground is a real trip.
Trashweazel: classic resident evil
asthanius: Enormous and trapped family crypt
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder how those traps are moving?
asthanius: miles underground
Gildan_Bladeborn: Could it be... a zombie?
bazorkin: The chompers..
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turning a crank?
CururuGuasu: You must…believe!
Trashweazel: who built this place?
sydnius: prince of persia suddenly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow zombie labor force
124 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
thraximore: renewable energy
ashesandmochi: more zombies with jobs!
theleerm: zombie capitalism
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
ThePov42: This is so stupid
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, classic Resident Evil.
canahedo: Is this... gameplay?
Pharmacistjudge: is it a square crank or the hexagonal crank?
MrOrion24: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut lrrHEART
Hawkfrost000: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
Ba_Dum_Tish: Those zombies took our jerbs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lampshading finding the crank.
parttimeghoul08: Zombies Zombies Zombies
plummeting_sloth: zombies have an insatiable desire for human flesh, or are otherwise mindless.... except for those that just loooove crankin'
beckett_brass: @affinityartifacts Hello. Welcome to crypt under a mine under a lab under a church.
affinityartifacts: omg it's meee
starbornriku: breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah
affinityartifacts: ILY
zeldakid1999: Hi raiders
Pharmacistjudge: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Haroldholmes25: oh no my chut has been busted
starbornriku: breyaBust breyaChut
Dog_of_Myth: Heya breyaBust breyaChut
IzzetCaptResti: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Kaaosa: and also a little pumper
DiscordianTokkan: I Hear they have a cool Kickstarter!
Randoplh: Heya
Trashweazel: breyaBust breyaChut
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mishotem: Here to bust your chut!
starbornriku: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaBust breyaBust breyaChut
affinityartifacts: @Kaaosa omg i'm trying
OmnipotentTrevor: Helena, this is Resident Evil. There's ALWAYS a crank
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah - those guys spit acide.
gundamschwing: breyaChut breyaChut breyaBust breyaBust
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey remember when we had lots of health?
affinityartifacts: lmao Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's oddly satisfying.
MechaKuuga: Are they ever going to get out of here LUL
Earthenone: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
Earthenone: darn no crank
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Lysander_Gustav: any grenades?
SmithKurosaki: !advice
LRRbot: Press (Y) to honk.
beckett_brass: Y
ContingentCat: !y
nightraven949: Y
Gildan_Bladeborn: In places where they make an abundance of logical sense.
Mysticman89: Gamers like tomb raider tho
Earthenone: the crank was inside us all along
plummeting_sloth: you are totally gonna get chopped in half doing that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everyone knows Washington D.C. is the place to find ancient temples.
photosinensis: So which game is James sucking at today?
rasterscan: Don't forget to check your inventory for more tic-tac healing mats!
Trashweazel: i fear for how much temple lvl we will get in the next Resident Evil
DiscordianTokkan: That one was WAITING the entire time
affinityartifacts: omg
notthepenguins: Adam just watching as it goes for Ben
MegaDosX: That was a flying nothing
codyfoti1999: Nah that was a knife for serge
affinityartifacts: botched
plummeting_sloth: Helen doing some Botchamania over there
MegaDosX: @affinityartifacts Someone call Botchamania
thraximore: Well Ben, he didn't have a knife so
CyberColossus: resi 4 reference
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm kind of disappointed Adam hasn't made Leon do his signature wrestling move yet on any of these zombie friendos.
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
Saintnex: hahahha
notthepenguins: OF COURSE
Zu_o: Wrong lever
Lysander_Gustav: of course
asthanius: FURTHER DOWN
ButButTheJesus: OF COURSE
hexy_lexy: WHAT THE HELL
affinityartifacts: woooowww
RandomTrivia: Welp
Haroldholmes25: great game
asthanius: KEEP GOING DOWN
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
affinityartifacts: hahahah
elkae: o7
RandomTrivia: Wait for it!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Disappointed for Adam's sake that is.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: LMAO GET GOT NOOB
GhostValv: :O
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why do we have that lever?
Lithobraker: photosinensis that's not James, that's Sebastian Cord!
Pharmacistjudge: are you going to discover some sort of underground civilization?
beckett_brass: Wrong Lever, Kronk!
hexy_lexy: THIS GAME SUCKS
theleerm: cool game!
RandomTrivia: There it is!
Haroldholmes25: what a let down amirite
affinityartifacts: LUL
elkae: benginO7 benginOh benginNo
jamesthedabbler: That was sneaky
thraximore: Straight to the boiler room; all the way down
Reaper_IsMyName: cllp it
omdorastrix: WROOOOOOOOooooooong leeeever....
lyropithic: And this is to go even further below
Lysander_Gustav: I love it
Saintnex: time to go DEEPER
Reaper_IsMyName: that sound adam made alone is amazing
saturdaydelivery: Pull the level Kronk
Uzumaki15: Why do they even HAVE that lever?
Dog_of_Myth: Must go deeper
Cunobelenos: Pull the lever, Kronk!
plummeting_sloth: like but for real you are in the deepest cave system
Sogheim: aw yes that Adam laugh
MegaDosX: He did
MegaDosX: Then The Rock did the sequel
asthanius: That's their trash can
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why does any of this exist in the first place?
hexy_lexy: hey @affinityartifacts guess what? youre wonderful and amazing and loved
jamesthedabbler: Pull the lever, Kronk!
ButButTheJesus: i got star wars too
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn Because the Simmons family loves being extravagent.
HundreydAundre: Center?... Of the EARTH!? How are you not dead!?
DiscordianTokkan: Time to get Shambled!
thraximore: A brilliant confluence, of skill and purpose!
MegaDosX: What just happened
plummeting_sloth: "Lever pulling is a slow and insideous killer"
Perchipy: Did Jules Verne write this game?
circusofkirkus: Darkest Dungeon might be too hard for Adam seabatUseless
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow an insidious killer.
PMAvers: "Hang on and let me wave my magic cell phone at you."
Lysander_Gustav: Well, it's a good movie
Cepsys: i get that ref, Adam. and i appreciate you
Lysander_Gustav: The cartoon series was pretty good too
Nuurgle: There was no BttF 3, they stopped at 2 and would never do a cash grab 3rd
jetpixi: Darkest Dungeon is too hard for Darkest Dungeon
NarishmaReborn: yeah, adam's more of a junimo kart kind of streamer
sydnius: he wanted to axe you sumthin
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm realizing that I had mentally skipped past this entire section in my recollection of this game.
Cepsys: right at the end of the third movie
Perchipy: Verne’s books are the first time I seriously had fun reading something
OmnipotentTrevor: Sorry Nuurgle, But Bttf 3 > Bttf 2
Tangsm: @RandomTrivia perfect duplication titles.
thraximore: NOW you're fucked
RandomTrivia: @Nuurgle You mean you WOULDN'T enjoy a FLYING STEAM TRAIN?!
RandomTrivia: @Tangsm Yeah, drift compatible!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Look how scary this game is.
Nuurgle: I prefer the spider tank from Wild Wild West
thraximore: more dakka!
DiscordianTokkan: LllllLLLIBERATED
Lithobraker: pranked
Goorguy: How does it keep going?!
Bearudite: at least 20 ft
Pharmacistjudge: is it? if you're at the center of the earth, it's not that far
ButButTheJesus: i swear if they straight up fight a Balrog
Lysander_Gustav: it's not a tuna
Perchipy: If you like liberating so much you should be playing Terran Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: Someone 100% absolutely needs to clip Adam's reaction to the eventual end of this section.
sydnius: el grosso
HundreydAundre: @Nuurgle Yea, someone other than The Simpsons ought to bring that back...
Randoplh: u don't wan tto get step on? Haw...
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, see... that was a fat joke that Leon was making.
codyfoti1999: I feel that
plummeting_sloth: boy what is time huh?
codyfoti1999: What's a day anymore
asthanius: Tuesday? No problem
RandomTrivia: Days are hard
Cepsys: time, what is time?
Dmc3628: what even are days
MegaDosX: It's Wednesday in Australia
jonasjonIV: time is illusion
GhostValv: nice
jetpixi: This week is pullin a fast one on ya, eh?
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh
Goorguy: Oh shit James is coming to Pulsar?!
lochnessseammonster: serge will teach him to fish
codatski: So... just fought my first Rakna-Kadaki and yo eff that
plummeting_sloth: did that skelton go "ooh-pa!" Did someoen break a plate
HundreydAundre: @Nuurgle I want to say Warhammer just to freak Cam out. But steampunk don't really add up in the 40Ks that I also know nothing about.
ashesandmochi: that seems precarious given the location
dr_petrichor: nothing like dynamite-holding zombies
asthanius: So, did the zombies knowingly light the dynamite?
Bearudite: its a mine cave cathedral tomb
asthanius: Or has it been burning for centuries?
dr_petrichor: Their personalities are quite explosive
plummeting_sloth: mine cathedral tomb lab
sydnius: Augustus! noooo
bazorkin: char-broiled Whopper
Saintnex: also were they buried with dynamite or did they grab it?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe I made too many monkeys...
photosinensis: Ben, I haven't heard that song in years.
photosinensis: I miss JoCo.
asthanius: I see you've met my assistant Scarface
bazorkin: police. help. murder.
Nuurgle: they sure do
jetpixi: Everyone has tnt strapped to them
rasterscan: Emotionally, you mean.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why? Is not a good question in this game.
plummeting_sloth: what IS TNT anyway
Gildan_Bladeborn: Look down... aren't you strapped to TnT, right now?
beckett_brass: @jetpixi Now now, not everyone has tnt strapped to them. I, for one, use antimatter.
itira: good joke ben
KeytarCat: @bazorkin That reads weird nowadays :P
Earthenone: its america, burying the dead with TNT was the trend of that time period
ashesandmochi: one day you just discover the secret TNT strapped to you
rasterscan: Adam Savidan with the perfect headshot
couldntpickausername: chat raise your hand if you have tnt strapped to you right now.
Lithobraker: My question: why does the TNT strapped to them dissolve when they die?
Tangsm: Who put all this dynamite on corpses?
Earthenone: wheres the balrog?
couldntpickausername: o/
Nuurgle: Nobody tosses a Helena
bazorkin: Fly! You Fool!
beckett_brass: @Lithobraker Because, er, chemistry, er...brain.exe has exploded. Please replace.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Speak Braaaaaaiinns and enter
hesterbyrde: This foe is beyond all of you!
Nigouki: honestly the fanmade Moria map for L4D was less annoying than this
theleerm: god i hate that white screen
bazorkin: Aim for the bellybutton!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Thrilling gameplay!
Saintnex: Adam, you can zoom in, if it helps
quillilian: Lithobraker, ... um ... the flesh can no longer contain the bad juice .. bad juice melt boom stick?
Perchipy: That white screen is triggering
MegaDosX: Cool game
asthanius: Oh, so now Adam's a Punch-Out champ, eh? Kappa
bazorkin: She dropped all her chess pieces..
jetpixi: Yeah aim for the belly button. Tickle them with your bullats
Haroldholmes25: can you believe we still have another tuesday before re8?
Seth_Erickson: I heard actually I think Adam say this was god's perfect game Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: The only good game in the series, in point of fact.
jetpixi: Rollin with the homieeees
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, the best game ever made.
asthanius: Yeah. That's Resident Evil women for you
Lysander_Gustav: that's so capcom
Earthenone: you are a female charicter in a capcom game, of course you are wearing heels
asthanius: Everything in heels
bazorkin: Chonky Heels
HundreydAundre: Ooh, I think she answer the question for you, Adam.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham was very upset about not being able to pick those things up, if memory serves.
Lithobraker: cool game
MegaDosX: How the hell do you live through an explosion like that
Goorguy: Who is putting dynamite on these zombies
hesterbyrde: I love that it's just stuffed in their ribcages
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX Very carefully
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a traditional American burial procedure.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everyone knows we strap corpes with TNT.
sydnius: big jj walker fans
Lysander_Gustav: oh right, this game has skill upgrades
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn But what if I can't afford TNT?
bazorkin: Pull the Lever, Kronk!
ButButTheJesus: right i have to go - goodnight folks, enjoy the 400 feet below lrrHEART
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus Good night
Earthenone: if you cant afford TNT, Deep-fry funerals are getting pretty popular nowadays for a fraction of the price
Gildan_Bladeborn: beckett_brass - Nonsense! TNT is super cheap, and a common household item... in America.
HundreydAundre: Leon, come on!
jetpixi: Roger?
Angreed66: Watch it and up being the 1000 feet below.
archon458: no punch? 0/10, worst in the series
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember you will get to play as chris
RandomTrivia: Gotta punch that boulder
PMAvers: Ryu shows up and pummels the rock like the car.
bazorkin: There's nothing white people can't accomplish. :P
HundreydAundre: Yeah Chris, COME ON!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to the experience of playing this game.
PMAvers: Seeing as how Ryu is a power ranger now.
MegaDosX: God this game is astonishingly bad
bazorkin: Tic-tacs or Mentos?
splatty1: I'm pretty sure tic-tacs still area heal your partner like the spray, despite how that makes no sense
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ole' razzle dazzle!
Saintnex: Time for more Mines of MOria
Mr_Horrible: it is wild to me that you're just in literal Lordran
niccus: the game
Mysticman89: It's a metaphor for life
Mr_Horrible: complete with hollow-looking undead
hesterbyrde: Summarizes this video game
Lithobraker: splatty1 they get healed by their minty fresh breath
beckett_brass: "Everything's falling apart!" What else is new?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember this is a horror game
GhostValv: sh sha
bazorkin: Headin' on down to Blightown..
lirazel64: Run Leon! The center cannot hold!
dr_petrichor: lol the one dynamite stick compromised the integrity of the entire mine
jetpixi: Just stand there chuckin Tic tacs at your partner @splatty1
sydnius: to the cayman islands!
Earthenone: better punch that rock
plummeting_sloth: Well as you know Ben Zombies are notoriously sure footed
eric_christian_berg: Try punching it!
MegaDosX: Oh boy, another convenient boulder
Mr_Horrible: wow, not punching the boulder? Cowards
MegaDosX: Really didn't look like you'd make it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon can only push from the left. Everyone knows that.
KeytarCat: The side thing is actually a factor in the speedrun
DeM0nFiRe: You def teleported back up the ledge
jetpixi: Oh no it’s the mines of Moria all over again NotLikeThis
dr_petrichor: LOL random flood
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
hesterbyrde: oh sure water. Why the fuck not.
Makrosian_Tae: Down down down
DiscordianTokkan: Sploosh!
Earthenone: now we can go DEEPER
MegaDosX: Game pls
kumatsu: time for thw WATER LEVELLLLL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Still going down
BobROE: The pool ruptured!
asthanius: KEEP GOING DOWN
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire everything is fine
NotCainNorAbel: The pool above the lab
Lysander_Gustav: flume ride!
Dog_of_Myth: Must go deeper
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know... from... *mumbles incomprehensibly*
splatty1: inb4 a whale is chasing you down the slide
Himyul: is this the sub ocean?
Faulpyr: Jetski?
NDCazzy: you are 500ft under the ocean
Bluedevyl: about 200 feet down, Adam
Aztren: the local municipal water supply is looking PRETTY dry right now
Lysander_Gustav: Quick find a pirate ship
hesterbyrde: Pinch your nose and keep your mouth closed.
theleerm: straight to hell
Angreed66: 1000 feet obviously
TheDailyMapleSyrup: squid row brow
kumatsu: I can't wait for the ladder back to the surface
bazorkin: riding the barrels to Laketown.
Seth_Erickson: it came from a perfectly reasonable place in this perfect video game
Saintnex: hahaha
MegaDosX: What have you done Ben
hesterbyrde: AHAHAHAHAA
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
asthanius: BEN
hatboozeparty: hahahahah
RandomTrivia: LUL
Cepsys: bahaha
SpoonfullOfSugar: World 3-1
Nigouki: hahahahaha
Kaaosa: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: You hav a breath meter you two
dr_petrichor: Perform stroke LMAO
DeM0nFiRe: You spoke this evil into the world Ben
ashesandmochi: BEN
sydnius: is lady vajsh down here.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welcome to water temple Ben
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beckett_brass: Ben, you're psyhic!
itira: HAHAHA
Makrosian_Tae: FIND AIR QUICK
circusofkirkus: maybe there'll be a jetski at the end of it
Mr_Horrible: instantly regretted LUL
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Perchipy: Getting more Jules Verne by te minute
xblue007: Dire Dire Docks
Bluedevyl: BEN! Use your powers for good!
Lysander_Gustav: at least you can hold your breath for a really long time
lyropithic: Immediate despair
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, there's no "pirate ship", but... there is a thing frequently found in conjunction WITH pirate ships.
bazorkin: Unda Da Sea
hesterbyrde: Resident Evil does Ecco the Dolphin
Earthenone: remember a to preform stroke
Cepsys: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
Kaaosa: press A to perform stroke shandShy
plummeting_sloth: time for the water temple
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn Rum?
Kaaosa: okay that's enough internet for me
hesterbyrde: **sonic 2 drowning music plays**
Seth_Erickson: Are we still liking this game Adam?
Lysander_Gustav: how tedious
jetpixi: A A A
canahedo: booty?
DigitalSeahorse: smixelShark smixelShark smixelShark
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, you should know that, no matter how stupid you think this game is going to get, it will be dumber than that.
rasterscan: "We need to get out!" *keeps going deeper underground*
quillilian: What's it like to right Ben?
asthanius: Adam has never said a bad thing ever
Angreed66: Ben is stealing Adam's bit
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben is confirmed for psychic.
KeytarCat: I've only ever seen this sequence before, and I love it
ashesandmochi: ben is too savvy
KeytarCat: *of this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Above you.
Makrosian_Tae: The air goes in the air hole
Gildan_Bladeborn: Keep going up.
hesterbyrde: oh gross
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun what you don't realize is they all have rebreathers in with the green herbs Kappa
ashesandmochi: okay i did the zombies there at least
bazorkin: Its the hell of being hung upside down forever
MegaDosX: @Lithobraker Good question. Next question.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's an excellent question. No more questions.
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX What is the purpose of existence?
TokenMickus: Got moldy in the water
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn Why?
bv310: lrrGOAT
Gildan_Bladeborn: @beckett_brass - Well you see... oh hey, look over there!
MegaDosX: @beckett_brass To consume endlessly until you die
Lithobraker: MegaDosX ok, next question: what light are the underwater plants growing from?
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn uhh, uhh, uhhh press conference over!
KeytarCat: It's possible to dodge all but 1
jetpixi: Saved by the Cutscene
DiscordianTokkan: i Frames!
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Revelia: the game heard you were missing survival horror elements
mechasully: FEESH
asthanius: Deeper and deeper
Kramburger: "Before this my day was going great"
splatty1: street shark
DeM0nFiRe: 🐟
Makrosian_Tae: Adam LUL
sydnius: gonna need a bigger boat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to jump the zombie shark
HundreydAundre: Was it?
Earthenone: did you equip your mounting gear?
MegaDosX: Imagine if getting hurled deep into the bowels of the earth, facing endless zombies including multiple that explode, and now having to fight a mutant shark, /isn't/ somehow your worst day ever
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm laughing so hard it hurts at how stupid this fight is.
Lysander_Gustav: random harpoon
jamesthedabbler: There's a person in that thing
jetpixi: How are they so good at under water fighting?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also... look how fast this thing is going.
moraliseborne: oh man i love monster hunter
Gildan_Bladeborn: Think about what that implies for how large this space is, and how far they've traveled.
mechasully: its gender is RAGE
Lysander_Gustav: pet-owners, be responsible with your fish
Angreed66: It's a bioweapon shark so it might be agender
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of this? Underneath a church.
sydnius: this fish is a fortune in chilean sea bass
Goorguy: Call me ishmael...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh bless your heart for thinking it's over.
rasterscan: There's another 100 feet underground
MegaDosX: Ben keeps speaking things into existence
loki_lxix: So this is bonkers right?
plummeting_sloth: meanwhile, yet another mile deeper
DiscordianTokkan: Just swim up the waterfall, like in Minecraft
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn ...Too much space taken up. Remains of brain slowly dying...
jetpixi: Land ho?
Kramburger: Ben's clearly not familiar with the land speed of a croc
Gildan_Bladeborn: Underneath a church... in the greater D.C. area.
Angreed66: @plummeting_sloth They aren't even a mile deep yet though.
plummeting_sloth: good radios they've got there
lirazel64: Who puts all these lights everywhere?
MegaDosX: This is just absurd
bazorkin: Would you be happy or mad if someone gave you a singular Tic-Tac?
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood
Lysander_Gustav: fishie!
sydnius: make an alabama slammer
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a love/hate relationship.
Kaaosa: press A
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX This is different from normal how?
circusofkirkus: just keep swimming :)
DiscordianTokkan: It's an ATB like in FFXIV!
Kaaosa: you didn't A
Kaaosa: :v
Saintnex: Thrilling gameplay!
DeM0nFiRe: Quick time swimming is apparently slow
Bluedevyl: one more time!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a little thing called "dramatic tension".
circusofkirkus: Leon can only doggy paddle
Aenir798: Adam, you've got two A's in your name, and you need to press both of them.
Kaaosa: pressing A actually entices the fish and makes you look delicious
Tangsm: Aw, that's cute. They tried a jump scare.
plummeting_sloth: he swims like he's trying to beat up the water to make it go away
Lithobraker: So question chat: is the water cold or warm because of geo-thermal activity. And which is worse?
asthanius: You've gotta be at least 700 feet underground
MechaKuuga: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
kumatsu: these are quality goo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now that's refreshment.
Lithobraker: Note: whether warm or cold, it is slimy
Saintnex: @Lithobraker yes
Earthenone: did bens tictacks just heal adam there?
circusofkirkus: Lithobraker warm because of shark piss
Lysander_Gustav: yay more flumes
bazorkin: What flavor, though?
MegaDosX: c h o m p
asthanius: ded
Lysander_Gustav: slow-mo!
Kaaosa: shark luge
bazorkin: Orange is best
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
theleerm: you couldnt cut yourself out?
frank_the_great: Survival horror btw
MadmanOreo: Considering how many weeds you've been popping I'm surprised you can swim at all.
Angreed66: Gotta be cold no visible vapor
sydnius: lrrWOW
Glaciopolimer: I wonder what a comparison of what hurts you in RE1 compared to RE6 looks like
Kaaosa: barrel!
Kaaosa: gangplank would love this fight
Aztren: is that part turtle>
Aztren: ?
DoctorHutch: this tunnel is so long
philippekav: smile you son of a bitch
asthanius: You're going so far down
Enki1256: Zombie Zamtrios!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Perfectly normal boss fight
Tangsm: I feel like this is a missed opportunity to feed this shark dynamite covered corpses.
MegaDosX: Good question Adam. Next question.
asthanius: AND NOW
Himyul: the cathedral
DiscordianTokkan: Reb Barrels!
kumatsu: twitch compression sure hated that scene, though
PMAvers: The dynamite fairy, Adam.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Excellent question Adam. No more questions.
Dumori: This 10KM long water slide cave
GhostValv: the same place as the water :)
circusofkirkus: plz be a jetski
hesterbyrde: WEll I mean there's TNT in the zombies so...
Lysander_Gustav: it's rail-shooter logic
sydnius: dupont
Angreed66: Explosions are more important than avoiding plotholes
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now... you're in the... ocean.
InkyGhoast: don't worry nobody knows whats going on
bazorkin: Donkey Kong threw it at Mario
Ba_Dum_Tish: We made it!
Saintnex: And now OUTSIDE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Off the coast of D.C.
aClonedPickle: why wouldn't there be a barrel of dynamite there
Bluedevyl: Wile E Coyote?
Orylen: the divine kaboom
asthanius: YOU WENT DOWN
circusofkirkus: come on Jetski, one time
DeM0nFiRe: Was that a JET?
omdorastrix: And now... fish-gibbs
Kazman20a: Now you know where the zombies where getting there dinamite
Stripe_dog: Oh by the way we fell into the surface
MadmanOreo: This is where they do dynamite boat racing, adam
kumatsu: we've come out the other side of the world!
Haroldholmes25: time to jet ski off into the sunset
Lithobraker: HOW?
SmoreThanAFeelin: WHAT
hesterbyrde: Wyle E. Coyote is lurking about
asthanius: YEAH
asthanius: THIS GAME SUCKS
Stripe_dog: We fell up
cutaos: how are you above ground?
Tiber727: Where there's a monster shark, there's an explosive barrel.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you DID Ben.
Haroldholmes25: what
Aenir798: Water flows up
InkyGhoast: and now we are irradiated
Earthenone: did we go to the other side of the world?
ashesandmochi: is this the atlantic
circusofkirkus: we fell through the center of the world
Manae: Water flows uphill, Ben, don't you know?
Kipstar: uh-oh - they broke Ben
bazorkin: Whut?!?
OmnipotentTrevor: hey look, you made it down to sea level
Draynus: Maybe you were on top of a mountain first?
theleerm: its the sub-earth!
plummeting_sloth: that church was on top of a mountain
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're actually in China right now.
Stripe_dog: You ever trip up the stairs?
bazorkin: Hollow Earth Theory confirmed?
tracerhead: they're going to run into King Kong
Lysander_Gustav: so wait, she's loyal to you?
Lysander_Gustav: okay
Lithobraker: Simmons is a furry?
Stripe_dog: @Gildan_Bladeborn You nailed it
frank_the_great: How'd he get away so quickly? Was he on some sort of personal water motorcycle or something?
Nigouki: our prologue was in china
asthanius: Topical
Ba_Dum_Tish: Right so we are suspected for murdering the president so we are just going to hop on a plane to china?
Lysander_Gustav: fancy space phones
Stripe_dog: Oh yeah it's the C-Virus
Stripe_dog: Topical
asthanius: @Ba_Dum_Tish No need. We're already there
Lysander_Gustav: surprisingly not designed to be replaced
Perchipy: Oh god it’s the C
GhostValv: :O
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Aenir798: WHAT
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
asthanius: THIS GAME SUCKS
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: genius
Lysander_Gustav: I mean, sure
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was waiting for that.
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Whoops, forgot I had this one open
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: She'll set up a jet ski accident.
PerfectDarkRitual: That tracks
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: WELP
Earthenone: roll credits
GredGredmansson: GET IN LOSER
Stripe_dog: "I need you to fake our deaths. You know, like, casually."
ashesandmochi: LMAO
Aenir798: C-H-I-N-A!
Dmc3628: and call it there
zeldakid1999: Road Trip
dr_petrichor: LOL wut
sydnius: “fake”
noisyblizzard: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
InkyGhoast: faking our deaths is the most sensible thing we've heard so far
dr_petrichor: How did we get to China
bazorkin: "Well sure, Leon, that's super easy, barely an inconvinience
ashiok_nightmare_moose: FBtouchdown
Kaaosa: The Street Fighter 2 Announcer chimes in with the old school "CHINA"
jamesthedabbler: Pft
Uzumaki15: What even is this game XD
hexy_lexy: this game sucks! this game sucks!
MadmanOreo: Will I know what's happening if I haven't seen a-virus or b-virus first?
frank_the_great: Nice accuracy there Ben!
Himyul: next time on road quest.... CHINA
theleerm: jet ski off to china
Saintnex: still got 2 more chapters BABY
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is exactly Adams game
Lysander_Gustav: Have a good night! Thank you for playing!
HundreydAundre: Oh, right. This was in the trailer.
Dmc3628: welcome to Man Fellating Giraffe world
Lithobraker: How hard is it to fake their death? just stay that a zombo got them?
TheMrFraser: this game is absolutely Adams brand of horse hockey
SmithKurosaki: yea, I just have some corpses I. the closet for just this kind of thing. np dude
elkae: What a world what a world
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Perchipy: The worst part of the game coming up
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just wait until you guys switch characters.
MegaDosX: And this is powerfully goofy
Dmc3628: Just wait till they introduce Jake to you
Lysander_Gustav: so many points to earn
Saintnex: The Chris and Jake campaign will really be good
ScurvyMitch: @TheMrFraser I remember losing 48 hours to this game. At least they have the patches that will let them finish (it's too long of a story for 1 stream LUL )
elkae: Is TheMrFraser Brendan Fraser of Journey to the Center of the Earth fame??
NDCazzy: Thanks for the Stream!
Tangsm: You could randomly make up the lore, and it wouldn't be sillier than what it actually is.
Lysander_Gustav: no spoilers!
Saintnex: this is the most "RE" of the campaigns
Dmc3628: there's 3 whole other campaigns
Gildan_Bladeborn: 2 of them.
asthanius: Can't wait until the Hamburglar shows up
Ba_Dum_Tish: God no
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also the one where you play Ada.
Saintnex: NOPE 5 chapters
Ba_Dum_Tish: 5 chapters
Mysticman89: long book
jetpixi: How many chapters in is it now?
ScurvyMitch: 4 campaigns total. 5 chapters per. ~6 hours per campaign or so depending on difficulty and speed of clearing
asthanius: There's...something on the wing
Lysander_Gustav: give it time to get patches and soforth
Graham_LRR: Am I misremembering or when I played did it keep switching between campaigns?
TheMrFraser: @elkae both sadly and also probably not at all sadly given some of his personal life issues, not Brendan Fraser of The Mummy fame
Lysander_Gustav: and maybe get the dlc released
UnbanTwyn: we're just on a plane with our new fake identities or whatever?
Lithobraker: Wait, where did you get that plane? and why do you have your guns
plummeting_sloth: man these are nice seats for someone that's dead
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep so two dead people managed to actually get passports?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can you play the 4th campaign in multi-player?
Angreed66: To the chinese this IS regular airspace
asthanius: @Graham_LRR There's parts where they overlap. Might be remembering that
plummeting_sloth: like, they get a TABLE?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or is that one singleplayer only?
LidofLoathing: hair physics!
Saintnex: @Graham_LRR, no it was one campaign after another, but there was overlap
DiscordianTokkan: Air Zombies!
dr_petrichor: Just hearing Matt mercer all the time is grand
hesterbyrde: How did they get a fully staffed plane?
elkae: @TheMrFraser Ah well, figured I'd ask
Makrosian_Tae: airanimoD
MadmanOreo: zombies on a plane? PogChamp
Quentastic: @Graham_LRR You might be thinking of revelations?
Nigouki: zombie turbulence!
niccus: is this a zeppelin or something
A_Dub888: One that's probably going down
elkae: You know, a plane
Dmc3628: yeah HOW did we FLY commercial IF WE FAKED our deaths
Revelia: The Material plane ben
Graham_LRR: @saintnex ok cool
asthanius: Zombie Plane
Lysander_Gustav: a very tall plane
Bluedevyl: air shark!
Lithobraker: What kind of plane has a staircase like that?
MegaDosX: And also dead now
canahedo: Material
hesterbyrde: LIke... that's like Air Force One class
ScurvyMitch: @Graham_LRR missremembering i think. You may be thinking of the infamous 'crossover' sections.
OmnipotentTrevor: Convenient they found a flight that lets dead people on
Ba_Dum_Tish: I never understood how this happened
Lysander_Gustav: now a tall plane full of zombies
theleerm: and also dead
kumatsu: It's a Crime Plane
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn there is co-op in all campaigns, but the one you are thinking of is apparently HORSE donkey
Makrosian_Tae: You're on Phyrexia, I think
Lysander_Gustav: pilots are now zombies
Enki1256: Cus it was INFECTED!
Stripe_dog: Ben stop asking completely reasonable questions this game is very fragile.
KV1NN4: ho
Aenir798: Also, how'd you bring your entire arsenal of guns into the plane?
noisyblizzard: it's mother brain
KV1NN4: how
Simonark: Basic Goldfinger Rules
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex - I asked because I straight don't remember there being any AI companion in that one.
ghyllnox: It's a normal human plane like humans drive
Nigouki: it's mostly fine actually
GhostValv: don't worry the plane's made of zombies :)
elkae: What government plane is dis
bigwigthebunnysoldier: he won't be in Rush Hour 2
MegaDosX: WOW
Tiber727: "So that's why they didn't question why we wanted on!"
MegaDosX: It ate your face
Kazman20a: its not good , but not as bad as movies
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Explosive decompression isn't really a thing like tyhe movies
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn there wasnt, it ONLY exists in online co-op
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah.
PMAvers: Welcome to Heat Death again.
Saintnex: Its one of the reasons it was terrible
ashesandmochi: was definitely expecting a Burst
MechaKuuga: I think it hit you with the gas attack while you were down
hesterbyrde: That was awesome. Thanks for the stream, y'all.
Lysander_Gustav: he's wearing a bulletproof chest, which is holding in the chestburster
electra310: What a weird game. Definitely the best RE
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Bluedevyl: "We're going to china, but we need to be dead first"
itira: this game is so dumb but hilarious lol
aClonedPickle: can that be the next stream title pls
lirazel64: Such a... well-defined game...
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
MadmanOreo: The Simpsons are going to china (gong sound)
ashesandmochi: delightfully goofy
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam and Ben! lrrHEART lrrHEART
elkae: Take care, streamers
TheMrFraser: Fake our deaths, and then also book us on some sort of super lux company plane to china
Lithobraker: Mordin_Solus_Sings yeah, but everyone on the plane getting knocked unconscious by oxygen deprivation totally is
ashesandmochi: yay!!
elkae: We goofs thank you
Ba_Dum_Tish: No attempts were made to try and make RE6 serious
BrowneePoints: Racing Foot Pedal?
Graham_LRR: I’m on the Magics with you!
HundreydAundre: I get it. Its a driving thing!
Graham_LRR: $20 Pauper LGS Challenge!
jetpixi: The thing. Ya know. The thing.
HundreydAundre: I intrigued already.
MegaDosX: Neat!
Stormthius: yay pauper challenge round 3!
lochnessseammonster: ooo yay love those :)
lirazel64: nice!
MechaKuuga: prefilmed goodness?
BrowneePoints: YEA!
MegaDosX: Oh does it? I didn't realise it was so close
StreetRach: HELLZ YEAH!!!
until_may: so pummped
RandomTrivia: Snap hype WOOOO
RandomTrivia: benginHype
HundreydAundre: The Paups Queue is back! Jess! Or is it a pauper bracket?
BrowneePoints: I've been waiting 22 Years!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Learning to be a legend
Lysander_Gustav: yay
NDCazzy: @graham_lrr thanks for keeping these 2 on point
couldntpickausername: hearing about pokemon snap coming out made me question what year it is for a second
BusTed: Good times.
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Phailhammer: cya :)
hesterbyrde: Thanks gentlemen!
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for teh stream. Byeeee
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
NDCazzy: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Stormthius: lrrHEART Kappa
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks for the streamsss byeeeee
firekiwi22: Bye!
lamina5432: gnight
BusTed: G'niiiight!
elkae: Byeeeeeeee
ashesandmochi: night!!
MegaDosX: Thanks again for stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you
itira: goodnight all!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: night all
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay Byyyyyeeeeee
Nigouki: byeeee~
I_Am_Clockwork: Thanks Adam and Ben, have a good evening
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hatboozeparty: G`night
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