v_nome: The brain teasers that followed were kinda fun
TheMerricat: Sorta hoping that "Try a one shot" is literally just saying you should watch a one shot. ;)
Metric_Furlong: (it is in fact 26 episodes long, iirc :p )
Earthenone: is try a one shot one punch man? :)
Metric_Furlong: it is not, no
Metric_Furlong: although good guess
v_nome: I thought maybe Negative German might be Hellsing... but probably not. I don't know a lot of animes. lol
Metric_Furlong: (if it helps, generally the fake names are based primarily on the thing's title - see also that time I put Initial D up under the name 'Your First Boyfriend' )
Metric_Furlong: (although not always, as some titles don't really open themselves up to much wordplay)
v_nome: LOL
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Metric_Furlong: v_nome it's not Hellsing, no
Earthenone: in general its all stuff from the title and synopsis right? nothing that needs to have seen the show to understand
v_nome: You should watch Noir. Mostly cause it's the most hipster my anime knowledge gets and I really enjoyed it. lol
Metric_Furlong: Earthenone yeah, since I haven't watched any of them when they go up on the polls
Metric_Furlong: v_nome I have seen that one, actually - although admittedly not since... 2006-ish?
Metric_Furlong: so memory is a little hazy
v_nome: I need to find and watch the two spiritual successors to it sometime. I keep forgetting they exist.
Metric_Furlong: (will also note that the actual "A Strangely Negative German" is probably not going to be one that's well-known)
Metric_Furlong: v_nome Madlax and El Cazador de la Bruja?
v_nome: Yeah
accountmadeforants: I wanna say "The Descent of Airman" is Xam'd: Lost Memories, but I feel like that'd require a bit more knowledge than what you could get from the title alone.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Metric_Furlong: never saw Madlax; wasn't hugely fond of Cazador, but it might be more your thing
Metric_Furlong: than mine
GapFiller: bit of a shame the Tetris ting didnt make it into the epsiode proper
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants it's not. Xam'd did actually feature on a poll once as "Forgetting you installed 10 GPUs"
GapFiller: still at least theres that gif floating around now
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the Tetris thing is fascinating. I ended up watching the video I think G watched, and it was really interesting.
accountmadeforants: Metric_Furlong Haha, that's great. And I definitely wouldn't have made the connection then.
Metric_Furlong: (I do keep a doc running of the actual titles for previous polls, for people curious https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sDDWekA8lYlhVfD30JIBrngnUBPUds6tL83t9_lgbBs/edit )
Metric_Furlong: (yes, I've been doing these things for a while now :p )
Metric_Furlong: (feel free to ask me about anything listed in blue)
accountmadeforants: And if you never ended up watching Xam'd, do at least watch the opening, it's great: https://youtu.be/v_Oc7ny2RvE
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Metric_Furlong: I did, in the end
LordZarano: lrrSIGNAL
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, I did end up guessing Zvezda Plot that one time :D
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
accountmadeforants: seabatBRAIN lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: I saw this tetris thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BZ5-Q48lE&t=0s and I came to it through Rob Scallon, the guitarist mentioned an shown in the video. So it was then funny to have it come up in checkpoint!
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Metric_Furlong: should probably drop the actual poll link, while we're going online https://www.survey-maker.com/poll3624938x79EE473a-109
TheMerricat: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Figment (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/glovmx | Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna) (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/jxmepv
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants I did see it in the end, and yeah the OP is pretty solid
beowuuf: left looking crew represent
GapFiller: okay the counter wasnt frozen
PharaohBender27: We ready to chill some points?
Metric_Furlong: got to keep those points cool and fresh
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Bellpei: Hmm... yup... That's a point all right. Good thing I checked.
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accountmadeforants: Metric_Furlong Good to know. And anyway, the things I remember best about the series is the OP and the stellar animation quality, not much plot. (But then it has been a while.)
RandomTrivia indicates the refridgerator
Metric_Furlong: plot was a bit unfocussed, imo - from what I recall
RandomTrivia: Whoops, I guess I'm pointing Chills instead lrrBEEJ
cuttlefishman: Wait, RandomTrivia are you going to the fridge? Can you bring back some juice
beowuuf: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Metric_Furlong: ha
TheAinMAP: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: Perfection
GapFiller: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
beowuuf: no. escape.
PixelArtDragon: Well played
saberpilot: lrrFINE
cuttlefishman: Too soon
GapFiller: BEST. INTRO. EVER.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Metric_Furlong: hey Beej, Paul and Heather
RandomTrivia: Finish is a strong word, Heather
beowuuf: yes, and yet nooooooooooooooope
niccus: the first part of the closing cutscene
Bellpei: Did you finish... the opening cutscene
KV1NN4: "finish" ahahaha
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
beowuuf: not 'after game content', but still actual plot and game
KV1NN4: saw credits twice so far?
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PharaohBender27: Trust him, lrrHEATHER , it apparently still has some ways to go
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART
GapFiller: this IS a Kojima game after all
Metric_Furlong: I mean the credits were chapter 13 and the game apparently has 15 chapters, so...
RockPusher: seabatTROG
TheMerricat: Susan?
RandomTrivia: Wait what?
PixelArtDragon: Woohoo! Betrayal at Krondor is one of my favorite games
frnknstn: All I remember about Krondor is polka music
Korolan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
GapFiller: The After After Party
RandomTrivia: Oh it's the Book Review segment
RandomTrivia: :D
Bellpei: We watched the trailer. Now it's Chillpoint time!
GapFiller: the bit were we talk abt the stuff that didnt go int othe episode itself
GapFiller: like the Tetris ting
GapFiller: how wd that have fit into the episode tho really
stgts_: I can't believe Checkpoint is a middle grade readers novel. this is a real twist.
GapFiller: the perils of having a fan community accustomed to nxt lvl meta antics
MagicalAttackGecko: Graham does a good graham impression
Snowcookies: Remeber Grant
PharaohBender27: The only message I got from that is the lrrBEEEJ IS the Scrupulous Fingor
RockPusher: Scripulous Fingore is not real and cannot hurt me.
GapFiller: yr get to a point where its unclear who is keyfabing who
ritchards: (Grant is a Friday Nights reference)
RandomTrivia: Better that than UNscrupulous Fingore, I suppose
Metric_Furlong: ritchards good old Grant from the other timeline
beowuuf: he's the belzenlok
BlueMechanic: My favourite joke from the other timeline was the Mirrodin Pure poster on the wall behind them
Bellpei: A certain je nais se Mario.
saiarcot895: reminded me a bit of the ghosts in luigi's haunted mansion
sydnius: ….and, ribosomes
cuttlefishman: Bowsette confirmed
teaspoonC: put unscrupulous fingore in smash you cowards
saberpilot: master han
saberpilot: *hand
sydnius: i was a sexy fingore last halloween
Bellpei: Master Fingore.
Bellpei: We also dunk on google!
PharaohBender27: It's only *mostly* dunking on them
RockPusher: Dunking on Stadia is a perfectly reasonable pastime
Earthenone: to be fair, when you only have a handfull of games, do you need a searchbar to search your hands?
saiarcot895: did they have enough games to need a search bar/sort?
niccus: the battle.net approach
Orgmastron: Does Epic have a cart function now?
sydnius: store. hehehehe
RandomTrivia: There's a certain amount of futureproofing that a big company like Epic would build in, or at least should
QuietJay: I guess search will work as long as your games are spelled with A B X Y L R U D
Bellpei: But we only think it's gonna die because you're not developing it! :P
TheMerricat: so much... shade
Juliamon: That's literally why Blaseball went 11 seasons without scroll bars
teaspoonC: year-long "when you get a chance" email chain
Juliamon: just... nobody realized they weren't there until someone asked them
RockPusher: This is Google doing what Google have done before - the dunkage is deserved
niccus: if stadia is the safe dunking zone, where's the chaos dunk zone
RandomTrivia: They have to at least *pretend* that they aren't planning to murder Stadia
TheMerricat: yes we do.
TheMerricat: cloud gaming is a disease, it must be extradited
accountmadeforants: We told them it'd fail before they launched, and that we didn't trust them to keep going. It was alright to fail, now they're just giving people who haven't experienced Google false hope, and it's rude.
RockPusher: ie, all of 2 games, total. Ever.
TheMerricat: extradited phone? extradited? how does exterminated become extradited?
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Arikell: was going to ask, extradited to where/who?
saiarcot895: eh, exterminated, extradited, exes
teaspoonC: well, the speed of delivery is *involved* in cloud gaming
DeM0nFiRe: I wonder if/how it applies to "Play Anywhere" games that you buy on one platform and can play on both
RockPusher: "Is this a market in which we are competing with the Epic store? Yes? Okay, match their revenue cut!"
Bellpei: I wonder what the split is on Windows Phone?
RockPusher: It's almost as if walled gardens lead to monopoly abuse fugiWow
GapFiller: it worked for Microsoft w/ an entire console
GapFiller: but then again that was 20 yrs ago
GapFiller: much has changed and even the applicable parts of that are radically dfft
DeM0nFiRe: Wasn't Steam before apple app store?
TheMerricat: Steam was essentially the _first_ digital store. there were a few before it but none that had any legs.
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accountmadeforants: For a long time people were convinced PC gaming was dying, because most market research bureaus weren't counting (or able to count) Steam sales.
krfsm: first mover advantage is a thing, after all
GapFiller: something else which it feels has been obscured w/ the passage of time is how rough the early yrs of Steam were
DeM0nFiRe: Ah right, interesting
accountmadeforants: GapFiller Oh yeah, people treated it as malware when it was required for Half-Life 2.
TheMerricat: Steam was rough, had a hard row to hoe to convince people to buy in, and didn't sell anything more than Valve and friends games
GapFiller: accountmadeforants yuuup
GapFiller: how easily people forget eh
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants I remember when I first used Steam for Total War: Empire in early 2009 or so, having issues with it, when I looked online everyone was saying "Steam is crap"
DeM0nFiRe: I feel like the thing with the app stores is less the specifics of what the split is, but more the fact that you just aren't allowed to bypass that and sell it yourself for ios or the game consoles
llama513: Never watched this before figured I would give it a watch
TheMerricat: that's ironicly been the refrain since the start @pharaohbender27
atlr: and the store infrastructure has been 'built'. app stores need rev. but maybe there is more room to compete on margin with other app stores
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Yeah, but the reasons have changed
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atlr: app stores will change and update, but the structure has been created
KinoGami: "physically" likely as a download code for the store
KinoGami: they control the market share
RockPusher: The store cut has to be measured against the value-add of the store
GapFiller: this is also to cite just one example Ubers business model
RockPusher: ♫ Let's go to the mall… with Beej ♫ lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: The weird CPU behaviour when running the EGS (in the background) still hasn't been fixed, which is just baffling. How do they spend so much money but spend none of it on the actual store/launcher.
TheMerricat: you wouldn't download a pair of jeans, would you chat?
KeytarCat: Those odd-sizes are hard to find...
GapFiller: TheMerricat only cz 3D printing hasnt gotten that far yet
KinoGami: @TheMerricat i dunno, i got a pretty sweet pair in FFXIV recently
hexy_lexy: @TheMerricat ur not my mom!
Ashton: Where do I get my Levy DLC?
beowuuf: not with the chiral network down
saiarcot895: indie developers would then have to set up their own store for the Levi's model, right?
RockPusher: Valve have a reasonably large amount of good will from me thanks to the very active Linux gaming support
TheMerricat: lol chat you all are beautiful.
Creideiki_SE: @RockPusher Big penguin same.
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AdamYMHMI: LRR with three legs confirmed
Pinwiz11: Call of Duty: Paige Brooks
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat of course not. I don't wear jeans
Kaorti: Not sure if people remember, but Steam was really bad for years too. It just had plenty of time to iterate, and HL2 as a selling point.
Ashton: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks :)
RandomTrivia: They're just experimenting: It's a try-pod lrrBEEJ
cuttlefishman: Mario's okay
DigitalSeahorse: 2020Surprise 2020Surprise 2020Surprise
couldntpickausername: fuck mario
BusTed: Isn't he dead?
GapFiller: Mario is meh
saiarcot895: @RockPusher Me too about Valve, their Proton work is making Windows-only games work on Linux
RockPusher: I never cared about Mario! fugiWow
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
GapFiller: now Waluigi otoh...
accountmadeforants: Mario's been a bit of a Mari-oh... I guess...
kusinohki: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:58.
KinoGami: personally i prefer Wario
RandomTrivia: Nobody ever puts the "I'm ambivalent/apathetic about..."
kusinohki: shoot, totally forgot about this
niccus: how's mario?
KinoGami: but not warioware wario
accountmadeforants: I did get a survey from Nintendo where they asked me if I knew what a PC was and what a smartphone was.
RandomTrivia: That isn't going to produce unbiased data...
RockPusher: saiarcot895 it's so good now that I have reached the point where I sometimes don't even bother to check ProtonDB before purchase
cuttlefishman: Can we send out a survey to ask LRR fans about Gibb
Zaraka00: they shouldve put a captcha at the end thats "please select all boxes that contain mario"
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
RandomTrivia: Surveys are inherently biased towards the type of people who answer surveys
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants well? do you? Kappa
TheMerricat: oxo
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
LordZarano: Brabantia
saiarcot895: @RockPusher I still check it, largely because I don't have a dedicated GPU and I want to see what kind of performance people are getting
AdamYMHMI: Is there a generic brand Mario?
accountmadeforants: Metric_Furlong The PC is the screen thing, right? And a smartphone is I guess a smartwatch with phone capabilities?
TheMerricat: Nario
GapFiller: Branding matters
niccus: wait, i also have a swing-a-way can opener
RockPusher is happy with his Brabantia can opener
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GapFiller: people well def remember a branded can opener better than a no name can opener
kusinohki: anything scarier than an offscreen beej?
LordZarano: Even non-gamers know what Mario is
TheMerricat: lol
GapFiller: nalvLUL lrrHEATHER
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saiarcot895: you never know when beej will strike
RockPusher: saiarcot895 yeah, checking for ob-board graphics is wise :D
DeM0nFiRe: Green amrio
RandomTrivia: Well that's a perfect reaction GIF waiting to happen :D
RandomTrivia: OH NO
GapFiller: YES!
Pinwiz11: Next week on "Can't draw Luigis club"...
RockPusher: gabyLul
TheMerricat: where's Luigi?
kusinohki: that looks like the negative of a photograph...
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Silver__Light: "how many mario games have you played," does 3d all stars counta s one or 3?:
Ashton: It's a Luigi / Where's Waldo crossover
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAH
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Gnyrinn: And here is the news.
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KinoGami: coming soon from Nintendo, Where's Wario? KappaHD
GapFiller: Heather yr boss is right there yr can ask him if its okay!
kusinohki: "LRR writes off another trip to Vegas"
KenKopin: Where's Waluigi tho.... That's got legs.
Orgmastron: My therapist: "Where's Waldo Luigi isn't real and can't hurt you" Where's Waldo Luigi:
KinoGami: they made them out of lego
Silver__Light: that description of mario has me at a loss
kusinohki: no one talks about mario from the original donkey kong. lrrAWW
Ashton: Someone had better be making a Where's Waluigi kid's book
LordZarano: Mario was designed to be recognisable at NES resolutions
KinoGami: @kusinohki you mean jumpman?
KinoGami: mario has a hat because they couldn't figure out a way to make it look like a face with "hair"
kusinohki: doesn't mario have a mustach to hide his mouth?
KinoGami: ah no that was it
Caffine1138: So thats where WotC and Hasbro go the idea!
KinoGami: the mustache was to show he had a mouth
NotCainNorAbel: like going to an amusement ark
Juliamon: It's like paying for a PAX ticket so you can visit the PAX merch booth
GapFiller: makes sense
revhologram: $777,777.77
Ashton: It's just like a preorder, but the preorder bonuses are optional
GapFiller: this isnt Princess Auto where yr can just return stuff at a totally dfft store 10 yrs later
RandomTrivia: Every time Beej does a silly bit on Chillpoint, I get another chunk of solid gold https://i.imgur.com/sjpQvjt.gif
cuttlefishman: Are you never going to print the Wiiplay shirts again?
kusinohki: words are meaningless when used in advertising/marketeers...
RandomTrivia: You mean there isn't a t-shirt reserved list...? lrrBEEJ
KinoGami: oh, like the wii play tshirts? Kappa
GapFiller: cuttlefishman the real question is if they still have any of the original run in cold storage
justanotherslapstick: when are you guys gonna play gang beasts again
saiarcot895: half of netflix's content is limited-time
Lord_Hosk: If you want a Wii-play shirt... Send me a DM on Discord
RockPusher would like to see lrrAWESOME on a nice blank
cuttlefishman: Hosk, no
kusinohki: "thing didn't sell enough to reprint it" - basically everything that ever gets produced at some point
PharaohBender27: "Stomping on enemies is so passe"
Pinwiz11: Friendship with Mario has ended. RE Lady is my friend now
cuttlefishman: Didn't the Year of Luigi run on forever?
Lord_Hosk: You just have to pay shipping and you can have a Wii-play shirt, I put out the call once, I can put up the list again soon
Earthenone: wheres the DK aniversary bong ogame nintendo!
KinoGami: "DK Country HD Collection"
kusinohki: *meekly admits not knowing what the wii play shirt is*
GapFiller: OH
GapFiller: the thought occurs that sketch is 13 yrs old
couldntpickausername: @kusinohki it's a shirt that referenced an old sketch, they made a lot of it but ended up not selling that many
GapFiller: hot damn
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki LRR did a skit about "rejected Wii games" back in the day using Wii-style animations, and they made T-shirts.
GapFiller: heres the sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VGo0Eb3d_E
KinoGami: give us a game that stars zelda, you cowards
kusinohki: Link is the princess right?
GapFiller: also totally forgot that sketch became a meme to the point other people reupped it
PMAvers: Well, if they did a Smash anniversary, they would be tempted to do a reprint of Melee, and let's let that dragon lie in it's slime pit.
hexy_lexy: @KinoGami wand of gamelon :p
KinoGami: That doesn't count :P
GapFiller: that was a fun moment seeing multiple copies of that sketch in the results list
kusinohki: no one celebrates pitfall harry
NotCainNorAbel: @kusinohki It is Zelda's monster.
RandomTrivia: @KinoGami Blasphemy! :D
PMAvers: Cancel FNPF tonight, MARIO PARTY now.
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KinoGami: I don't see it anywhere in the official zelda timeline
PMAvers: I still assume they're doing it as a test for the new network backbone.
couldntpickausername: I'd love a mario part for my switch that doesn't use motion controls
PMAvers: Super Mario Party 2.
kusinohki: mario party 2022
matthaus_c: Super Mario Party 2: Communist Mario Raises his Great Uncle From the Dead
elkae: LUL
Silver__Light: oh, like how mario Kart had retro courses
PMAvers: Mario Party 2 gets a invite to Smash
niccus: old boards with the new dice
matthaus_c: put Joker in Mario Party!
RandomTrivia: Put Smash in Mario Party... you... cowards?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah even if they dont do like a full remake, a new mario party that is just remakes of a couple boards from each of 1, 2 and 3 would be neato
TStodden: Mario Party World?
v_nome: Super Smash Party
KinoGami: Mario Party AllStars?
matthaus_c: @v_nome that's something very different and very lewd :p
v_nome: lol
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LordZarano: GPT3?
SoldierToken: GPT3 I think
SquareDotCube: !quote incoherent
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: Believable nonsense in a particular style
beowuuf: !findquote incoherent
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Kaorti: an automated GM!
Kaorti: the holy grail!
kusinohki: you finally can get ye flask?
I_Am_Clockwork: I’ve tried it it’s pretty neat
RockPusher: I fled so many towns
accountmadeforants: AI dungeon is very fun: https://play.aidungeon.io/main/landing
KinoGami: this is my shocked pikachu face
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
PMAvers: Beej's interest intensifies.
beowuuf: something soething internet is for porn something
RandomTrivia: So they've created an AI that writes terrible erotic fanfiction...
RockPusher: Better it degenerates into sexy times than racist outburrsts
Wiliart: So, AI generated fanfic?
PMAvers: Wait wait wait wait.
RockPusher: *outbursts
niccus: it doesn't understand eroticism, but it sure generates them
RandomTrivia: We already have a neural network that writes terrible erotic fiction, it's called the internet lrrBEEJ
KinoGami: "juicy"
Earthenone: coming soon to loading ready live, real or fake smut :P
PharaohBender27: Reminds me when Twitter tried to have an account run by machine-learning AI, and in no time it was a racist UFO conspiracy nut-type
kusinohki: "porn or good tennis" - an actually game show segment on a local radio station
KinoGami: @PharaohBender27 i blissfully forgot about this
RandomTrivia: Oh dear, did they train it on questionable message boards... benginFacepalm
DaSunao: You remember Microsoft's learning AI?
PMAvers: Live segment: "AI Dungeon-Generated Erotic Fanfic or Chuck Tingle Book Release"?
RockPusher: Things that put the company in legally difficult situations
saiarcot895: @DaSunao yup, Tay, i think it was called
Zaraka00: ah the jedi mind trick technique
RandomTrivia: Ah, the hyper-aggressive Automod approach
saiarcot895: sooo what _can_ be talked about?
RockPusher: The old you-can't-murder-children-in-skyrim
niccus: oh no, my petting zoo simulator
RockPusher: (or fallout)
OrkaOrkinus: So you can't ride a horse around town because....
MTBoot: it's like AoL censoring Scunthorpe because it contains a rude
GapFiller: something something green dam girl
TStodden: So no petting in general...
Vyous: There was also a vulnerability where an attacker could download people's prompts
InquisitorGaia: there is no such thing as privacy in this age of information
Gnyrinn: @MTBoot I prefer to call that the Penistone problem
MTBoot: I don't think it's a problem, just because it makes a nice sound @gnyrinn
Earthenone: assassin is the word that always got automodded for me, in a game where it was a playable class
Silver__Light: "that's insultingly low,"
Earthenone: 50%? those are rookie numbers
TStodden: Most developers always tend to forget about Rule 34...
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Gnyrinn: So, a Penistone conundrum, then?
DaSunao: I just tried out AI dungeon. My village was burnt down by a dragon, I ran away, the dragon found me and killed me, I went to hell, and got killed again by the devil.
MTBoot: fun fact, assassins is a 9 letter word with only 4 unique characters, giving it a 2.25× character efficiency. there might be other words with better ratios, but it's the best I can think of.
accountmadeforants: DaSunao Ah, I had the dragon thing too when I tried it a while ago. Then I kept running into a girl whose mom died, eventually I told her to go kill the dragon in my stead.
3and4fifths: Sometimes with banned cards
ArcOfTheConclave: This deck wouldn't embarass you?
OrkaOrkinus: @MTBoot AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DaSunao: In hearthstone you can only include 2 copies of a card so a premade deck is much closer to an actual meta deck than in Magic with 4 ofs
LordZarano: Databases being left publicly available on the server is by far the most common way that private data gets "hacked"
kusinohki: banana - 7 letter word with 3 unique characters??
Creideiki_SE: @MTBoot "Mississippi"?
MTBoot: @orkaorkinus please stop screaming
KinoGami: it's hard to build a deck until you get to play with an actual decent deck
kusinohki: zoo-o-letto ??
RandomTrivia: Some people enjoy the deckbuilding aspect of the game, some people don't. Both of those are fine, and there are people who don't realise that both are fine.
RockPusher: No more robots‽ BibleThump
PharaohBender27: Wait, I was busy with a work thing - why is FBBlock lrrBEEEJ away from camera again? Should we be worried?
BusTed: Build in more than one sense.
Lord_Hosk: Its really hard to build a deck when you have been out of any deck builder for more than a year. like I know magic but I wouldnt even have a concept of what cards to put in right now cause I havent played in two years.
fiftymcnasty: Is this like that cool RTS they had a while back
PharaohBender27: OK, that last post was just supposed to have the lrrBEEEJ emote, not the other one
I_Am_Clockwork: Impossible Creatures!?
KinoGami: when i was playing magic i started to build decks around the idea of micro and macro combos. where i had a general mechanic thematic across the deck that a bunch of cards could interact with as well as one or two larger combos that could possibly be pulled off within that
Silver__Light: finally, the elusive beaverduck
RockPusher: Maybe they can finally get pandas to bone-down
MTBoot: oh, it's ATLA wildlife simulator
fiftymcnasty: @I_Am_Clockwork yeah that was a great game
xerjen: Not? Now I'm disappointed :(
Mai_Andra: "A fish and a duck gives a"- wait, that was the other story...
RandomTrivia: Isn't this just the Taiko no Tatsujin outfit selections? lrrBEEJ
saiarcot895: @PharaohBender27 he excused himself and left, i think
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Ah
NotCainNorAbel: dish?
LordZarano: Like the magic cards
KinoGami: ah. the slaughterhouse ooption
krfsm: don't worry about it
Featherweight_: lets game it out mostlyu
RockPusher: You Had MeAt!
RandomTrivia: Someone who likes bacon i guess?
cuttlefishman: Sounds like Dwarf Fortress
kusinohki: speed running strat??
Earthenone: adam savidan, presumably
OrkaOrkinus: The Spiffing Brit?
PMAvers: And what combination of animals makes the most delicious burgers?
Silver__Light: can your zoo? can your zoo.
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCAMERON lrrADAM
KeytarCat: I've been watching someone do that on YT for the past month or so...
I_Am_Clockwork: Serge would
AdamYMHMI: Can you do a New Game+ and play as Upton Sinclaire?
MTBoot: I was thinking of morality of mating a blue whale with a platypus, but I'm glad it was meat factory instead...
krfsm: there's ALWAYS cruelty potential, see how people treat sims in The Sims
DaSunao: You say that, but even in Pokemon Snap people are out here yeeting apples at poor innocent pokemon
LordZarano: Sounds like something LetsGameItOut would do
GapFiller: The Sims has never been the same since they let sims just climb outtta the pool
krfsm: now I wonder how many horror show Jurassic Parks showed up in that Jurassic Park builder game that was played on LRR streams a while back.
Silver__Light: @DaSunao the new one even has those balls that makes pokemon glow, making them unable to hide from predators
GapFiller: is it cruel to be kinda happy yr can still bean Pokemon in the head w/ apples like in the original
Earthenone: is the zoo simulator going to replace some of that AI dungeon content we all lost?
ArcOfTheConclave: Can you make Nina Tucker?
DaSunao: @GapFiller Apples stick on the spines of Cacnea
MTBoot: listen, if the hybrid-horse glue factory makes more money than the rhinocorn petting zoo, then who is to say yours isn't more successful?
KinoGami: @ArcOfTheConclave ed.... ward....
kusinohki: more like a battle arena
GapFiller: Silver__Light an associate was v enthusiatic abt Illumina balls inna conv abt lobbing apples at their heads
xerjen: There were some casualties?
PMAvers: A meat factory? So basically the usual Minecraft creation of Serge's?
KeytarCat: @ArcOfTheConclave hooo boy, time to write up some war criminals
dingdingboom: its not a meat factory for animals
RockPusher: Narrative predestination
PharaohBender27: So, it was going as intended Kappa
saiarcot895: did you spare any expenses for the programmer? :P
beowuuf: #
Orgmastron: #BlameJames
TwitchTVsFrank: #blamejam3s
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hexy_lexy: #BlamesTurner
RockPusher: Dinosaurs eating you is the core experience of a Jurassic Park
MTBoot: The Jurassic park movies don't exist in the Jurassic park universe, they do in your universe, Paul. You should know better lrrAWESOME
Snowcookies: "from the dinos perspective"
Lord_Hosk: If you eat the guests... it makes room for more guests to come in. you can sell more tickets!
Silver__Light: they do, world had the little girl let them out into the world
PMAvers: The customer base goes down, but the morale of the dinosaurs goes up by eating them.
krfsm: that's why they can get out, the parks were built for them
KinoGami: the idea of dinosaurs in pens isn't much different from the rest of predators we put on display
kusinohki: garo garo?
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Kaorti: rabble rabble
RandomTrivia: Welp
Earthenone: either the guests give you money for dinosaur food, or the guests can BE said dinosaur food, either way works for the dinosaurs
Favre_the_Undead: NFT = bad
Orgmastron: lrrEFF NFTs
PharaohBender27: ^
Lord_Hosk: OK chat, I will say this for everyone and we can just move on "BOOOOOOO! BOOOOO! thats bad"
PharaohBender27: Thank you, @Lord_Hosk
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GapFiller: the real news ofc will be when a reputable company yr wdnt expect to lie w/ the dogs turns out to have fleas
NotCainNorAbel: yep, I hope this equates to blockchain about 18 months ago
kusinohki: lrrcoin, coming soon
Mai_Andra: "You got a Johnny-coin! Hell of a day, isn't it?"
MTBoot: I get how, but I don't understand WHY
DaSunao: Why are NFT's bad? I understand that mined cryptocurrency is shite, but why is everyone up in arms about NFT?
GapFiller: NFT's aint even tings
RandomTrivia: It has value because someone else probably thinks it has value and they're probably stupid enough to buy it from you
aerobeing: What it means depends on a random person's imagination.
Favre_the_Undead: lrrEFF_HF
GapFiller: its literally the 'I've got a bridge to sell' of C21
Manae: Beejcoin: randomly replaced any other mined currency
RatekStormcrow: Currency is basically the same as an NFT :)
PMAvers: It's basically the "buy a star" thing.
TStodden: Phase 1: Make NFT's, Phase 2: ???, Phase 3: Profit!!!
RandomTrivia: @DaSunao The way they are now is basically the most energy-intensive pyramid scheme
MTBoot: @dasunao because of the computing power required, killing the planet etc
aerobeing: I'm thinking it's like an "adult" version of some sort of a children imagination game.
RockPusher: If it were just a scam it wouldn't be as bad as being a scam based on environmentally deleterious proof-of-work schemes that are unnecessary for the scam
RandomTrivia: Important and educational related reading is on the Greater Fool Theory
Rhilenova: It's basically the same as those "buy a star" things
DaSunao: @DaSunao I can buy a nft of a tweet? How is that burning energy?
LordZarano: It's a shame NFT doesn't have an E in it. So we can't parody it by putting Environment or Emissions in it
PharaohBender27: So thing is, what exactly does ownership entail in that case?
RandomTrivia: @DaSunao Every time a transaction takes place it uses very complex cryptographic calculations that use a hideous amount of processing power
dingdingboom: bragging rights I guess
SquareDotCube: I have this new NFT idea I want to call the Brooklyn Bridge...
NotCainNorAbel: I have some stars to sell
GapFiller: and now here we are w/ people willing to burn the equivalent of enough power to run a small country to claim they own shitty jpegs
Kaorti: i.e. a solution in search of a problem
RockPusher: It all boils down to distributed ledgers being cool but have very very very few applications that aren't better served by other methods
aerobeing: Stupid from one perspective. Profitable for certain people from another,
aerobeing: *.
RandomTrivia: @Kaorti Capitalism! benginFacepalm
DaSunao: @DaSunao Oh, okay. So it has the entire backend associated with it like bitcoin in order to trade them
GapFiller: DaSunao yes its exactly like bitcoin but worse
RandomTrivia: @DaSunao Precisely
KeytarCat: @Kaorti I'm sure we'll find a real problem it solves at some point...
DaSunao: @GapFiller I think mining bitcoin is easily worse
TStodden: Considering that Sega Sammy's stock is like $3 / share...
NotCainNorAbel: don't we already have this with Trademarks and copyright
aerobeing: Heavy machinery?
KinoGami: Yakuza
saiarcot895: @NotCainNorAbel hence the problem of what "ownership" in the NFT world means, i think
DaSunao: Sega has a theme park
RandomTrivia: @NotCainNorAbel Yeah but now you can own a string of data that points to a thing, and say you own the rights that string of data that points to that thing
GapFiller: DaSunao worse is relative we can easily settle on both of them being unambiguously awful
SquareDotCube: sounds like they're losing money to exorbitant\ salaries more than anything...
krfsm: and D&D!
Favre_the_Undead: NFTs and Cryptos are currently bad
PMAvers: I mean, it's Hasbro and Wizards, so... probably?
Favre_the_Undead: Hasbro and Disney own our childhood
PMAvers: They put out literal Monopoly blind boxes.
TStodden: TenCent has a partial ownership in a crapload of other companies...
TheMerricat: NFT amimbros?
Silver__Light: it definitely seems like something that is being made into a novelty that will eventually be one of those technologies that we take for granted, qr codes use to be the next big thing, but now they are glorified barcodes
kusinohki: reminds me of the "board meeting with microsoft so we can laugh at them for wanting to buy us"
beowuuf: non fun is right at the start of the NFT
RockPusher: Beej has to go, his planet needs him! lrrBEEJ
elkae: Bye Beej, poor Beej, getting shooed LUL
accountmadeforants: Nintendo might do it, but they'll misunderstand the whole thing and try to set up their own blockchain. But it's actually just a SFTP server with passwords for each "owner".
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: *shuffle shuffle* :D
PharaohBender27: Time for the PH Balance!
RockPusher: Heather has all the room now!
RatekStormcrow: I think Nintendo masterred "Token RIng" technology last year
GapFiller: beowuuf lrrWOW nalvLUL PogChamp
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Oh that's VERY good
KeytarCat: Nintendo is SO GOOD at what it does, but so weird for the market
RockPusher: luxuriate in the comfort of space!
Lord_Hosk: Giant Paul and Heather! the best point
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
elkae: Heatheeeerrr iiiiinnnnn spaaaaace!
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Oh I am *not* the one who came up with that
RockPusher: The PH balance has been restored!
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Think I first saw @GapFiller using that term
Lord_Hosk: Nice RockPusher
TStodden: Nintendo has a tendency to work with "withered technology" more than cutting edge, mostly for expenses.
RandomTrivia: Nintendo has become one of very few companies who still cling to the old ways of "Make a good product and people will buy it"
RockPusher: The meddlesome Beej ions have been buffered away
KinoGami: i used that video chat function once
kusinohki: I'm an old border line luddite.... I've never done a video call
Lord_Hosk: THe Wii-U was so much more powerful of a unit that never took off because no one bought it
KinoGami: if i can avoid it i rather avoid broadcasting my face
GapFiller: did yr cover the Tetris ting?
RockPusher: Nintendo feel very slow and deliberate as a corporate culture which I think insulates them from chasing silly tech-bro shit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAH
NotCainNorAbel: or more
Snowcookies: third leg
beowuuf: thanks for the chillpointing!
RockPusher: Oooer
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
GapFiller: mmm Singleton Pauper
Mai_Andra: We need the Beej to keep the pH balanced. xivGoob
kusinohki: a non drum beating game??!!
GapFiller: eyyy neu Rhythm Gaems
GapFiller: o7 sentient time travelling Taiko drum games
RandomTrivia: We're free of the Taiko Drum timeloop!
Earthenone: how are we going to get the taiko drums out of the radio?
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone Crowbar probably
RockPusher: Ian inside a radio is generally more of a TTSF thing
DeM0nFiRe: "inside my radio" seems like something that could be said on tinker tailor solder fry
LordZarano: It's a Rhythm Platformer. I think I played it once?
MTBoot: it's like your inside voice and outside voice? inside radio is just quiet
accountmadeforants: Were you going to try Rhythm Doctor, or are you gonna wait till its out of Early Access?
RandomTrivia: How long do we have to wait until Ikenfell can be on Rhythm Cafe?
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerH
LordZarano: Speaking of rhythm platformers, have they ever played 140?
beowuuf: absolutely gunna finish...
RandomTrivia: *shakes fist* KOJIMAAAAAA
GapFiller: !hubris
beowuuf: >.>
RockPusher: The mid-game credits lrrBEEJ
elkae: The YouTube thumbnail is delightful btw
accountmadeforants: And then the title showed up, intro credits finally done!
PharaohBender27: Fun fact: lrrPAUL will tie with lrrCAMERON 's Bloodborne playthrough for the 2nd-longest PiF
Peter200lx: !storm
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RockPusher: Draw un-horses!
PixelArtDragon: @pharaohbender27 Which is the longest?
Snowcookies: Yay books
elkae: Gosh this week's was good
RandomTrivia: Yeah! More CYOA! benginHype
Snowcookies: Fairy mound
PharaohBender27: @PixelArtDragon lrrKATHLEEN 's, which was 21 episodes
elkae: It was sooooo bad
TheMerricat: fairyound of dragonkind
elkae: But so good
beowuuf: fairymound of dragonkind
Gadora: That was a good thumbnail.
fiftymcnasty: But now I dont know how the spy book will end.
Kaorti: it went to trashytown
RandomTrivia: This week's was SUCH a trainwreck but you made it entertaining anyway
Snowcookies: It was edgy
MTBoot: the spy book was incredible. mostly because of Adam. the book was awful
lirazel64: Pig in a blanket, that book.
NotCainNorAbel: well everyone is dead
accountmadeforants: You three have such spectacular energy with these books.
BrookJustBones: @PharaohBender27 was Adams persona not PiF?
Earthenone: to be fair, its hard to read that book with your wallet so thick with casino winnings
elkae: Yeah Beej died on the cover
Kaorti: animal crossing with bonus judgement
Metric_Furlong: thicc wallet
lirazel64: With added sexism
KeytarCat: I mean, we shot the guy first
PharaohBender27: @BrookJustBones No, that was an Adam's Gamehaus thing
elkae: @BrookJustBones It was the now-defunct Adam's Gamehaus
RandomTrivia: We must have cat ears!
MTBoot: walking simulator? I thought we were done talking about Death stranding
TehAmelie: we still have things left to control
DaSunao: It was hard to fit plot into your Firebird with your massive wallet full of cash taking up all that room
beowuuf: get cat ears simulator
PMAvers: Among Us on CTS Wednesday! It sus.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Crossing the Sus! benginHype
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the LRR folk.
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
corefluxx: Cheer100
RockPusher: Zoomy muffin!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
accountmadeforants: Yeah, Gamehaus, and Adam's Persona run took a year, but he (mostly) only played once a week (save for a brief at-home stint during Desert Bus).
PharaohBender27: Look at that little lrrAWESOME go!
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove
RockPusher: Yeah! lrrAWESOME Muffin!
cuttlefishman: math
cuttlefishman: yeah
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
Metric_Furlong: another shot of the poll, as we're winding down the stream https://www.survey-maker.com/poll3624938x79EE473a-109
GapFiller: YEAH!
DeM0nFiRe: Ok now does everyone like chillpoint more, less, or the same now?
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME_HF lrrDOTS lrrARROW
Snowcookies: bye
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
lirazel64: bye!
niccus: i don't know what chillpoint is
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrBEEEJ , lrrHEATHER , and lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
kusinohki: pauper picked a pair of powerful magic cards
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KeytarCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, $20 LGS Challenge - Singleton Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:17 from now).
LordZarano: Last day of the month
Metric_Furlong: yes
Metric_Furlong: well, probably time to wrap this poll up
Metric_Furlong: was fairly close this time around
Metric_Furlong: but, Appleseed XIII won-out in the end
Earthenone: good old jhonny
TehAmelie: do you mean Jonny?
Earthenone: jaw knee :)
TehAmelie: i always wanted to know more about his sister Jehnny. . .
Metric_Furlong: almost
Juliamon: He's drawn some cowgirls, anyway
TehAmelie: maybe something like this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906665/
Earthenone: now, when you say cowgirls....
Metric_Furlong: (the obfuscation for it having been 'At the Core of Misfortune', clearly :p )
Earthenone: is there a Ushi musume or something?
Metric_Furlong: 'Try a One-Shot' was the 1973 Tennis anime 'Aim for the Ace'
Metric_Furlong: 'The Descent of Airman' was Allison & Lillia (one of the 'having to go by the premise rather than the title' obfuscations there)