v_nome: Though I suppose the world of 16 year old kids is also very different than it was for me. They aren't getting their culture from the magazine rack at the 7/11 (or equivalent)
TehAmelie: did you know, the alchemy stuff in Fullmetal Alchemist was a "gimmick" cooked up by the author and the commitee of Jump editors
Invitare: wha what was the original plan?
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
TehAmelie: to have a shonen story
Invitare: like, I don't know much about it, but isn't alchemy like, completely integral to the plt?
v_nome: I feel like the armour boi might be a design by committee thing to sell toys, but the alchemy concept? huh
TehAmelie: it's all so carefully designed, so managed. let kids read zines made by mad hermits with photocopiers, i say
drfox17: magic magic magic?
Invitare: yeah but at the same time editorial oversight can be a good thing
v_nome: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, $20 LGS Challenge - Singleton Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
v_nome: Soon(tm)
Invitare: for example, Death Stranding
Invitare: Goerge Lucas
Invitare: Star Citizen
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Cheezmo: ooo, 3 years
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TehAmelie: like in Unfuck My House, it'll make it. . .fine
Cheezmo: Unfuck my house is a masterpiece
DarkMorford: My house is now impossibly racist.
djalternative: I have arrived for the cardboard fisticufs
TehAmelie: but unlike a house, you don't have to live in a comic book. it has room to experiment
RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
drfox17: my neck is hurting a bit, because i was bent over peeling carrots for a good amount of time
DarkMorford: Tonight's a prerecord, isn't it?
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: Fart sounds!
RockPusher hovers gently in the middle of the room
djalternative: they have a prerecord for the intro
DeM0nFiRe: I believe it's just an intro video thingy that will be prerecord?
djalternative: not the whole thing
matthaus_c: !findquote fart
LRRbot: Quote #3324: "I'll fart Monopoly cards." β€”Beej [2016-08-29]
Earthenone: its a prerecord followed by live webcam play i belive
v_nome: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
DeM0nFiRe: I assume of them doing the shopping
DarkMorford: Ah, gotcha
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that yall are valuable and loved!
djalternative: yeah. the shopping spree is taped
drfox17: so what's the unique thing tonight (he said, not knowing magic)
djalternative: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, $20 LGS Challenge - Singleton Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
djalternative: that
Earthenone: they each got 20$ to buy cards locally
drfox17: singleton pauper is not beej lander, correct?
RockPusher: Correct
Dog_of_Myth: Locally Sourced Magic cards
djalternative: no. beejlander is much worse
DarkMorford: Correct
Earthenone: singleton means one of each card, pauper means only common cards
Juliamon: Beejlander is "value packs from the dollar store"
drfox17: but also singleton?
drfox17: hence the "lander" part?
Juliamon: If possible
matthaus_c: which is almost like pauper, also maybe singleton
Juliamon: Sometimes they aren't possible
djalternative: here they get to pick their cards instead of being given cards
drfox17: ah
floki4242: Beejlander is a master piece
RockPusher: Beejlander sometimes has to bend the singleton rule depending on if the value packs have dupes
matthaus_c: Beejlander is the Magic as Richard Garfield intended
ArkhamArchivist: Almost
DarkMorford: Or at the very least, as Beej intended
ArkhamArchivist: I maintain Beejlander should use Ante
drfox17: mmm peanut chicken stirfry
jessieimproved: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
jessieimproved: hey ids
jessieimproved: kids evn
matthaus_c: oooh, Beejlander *should* use ante
jessieimproved: even holy crap
djalternative: we need to eventually build an entire suite of beej-ified formats. we have highlander and planechase but we have yet to let beej touch modern, legacy, or standard.
matthaus_c: but the ante is like, Blade of the 6th Pride
DarkMorford: Think I'm gonna order teriyaki chicken tonight
RockPusher: When they can do in-person again, another round of the robo-rosewater cube would be fun
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, $20 LGS Challenge - Singleton Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
xantos69: @DarkMorford Strong choice. I am going with home made burritos.
1y1e: have the secondary market prices been hit by the pandemonium? If so I am very interested in this new meta
djalternative: that sounds great. I'm having teriyaki salmon tonight
floki4242: I'm doing nachos for dinner
Dog_of_Myth: I had buffalo burgers
drfox17: all good choices for food
coachNelly: i had black bean and beyond meat burgers plus perogies
RockPusher: mmmm
DarkMorford: Kinda wish the place I'm ordering from had desserts, but I'm sure I've got something in the kitchen for that.
monsieur_nick_tamer: sounds good
jessieimproved: i'm looking forward to the 3rd gen beyond meat
ChainedDreamer: For the longest time, I thought Canlander was CAMlander, a format designed by Cameron. It was very confusing to me that Cam never played it (until he did).
matthaus_c: gosh the last time I had a burger it was before the pandemic. I should make some
drfox17: @ChainedDreamer me too!
RockPusher: this talk of food is reminding be it is lunchtime and I have fresh rolls, cheese and deli meats
DarkMorford: I don't get what the big deal is about making plants taste like meat. Cows have been doing it for centuries! Kappa
drfox17: that's why i assumed the natural "anime protagonist" for "Cam"-lander was Cam
Mattmitchell45: Made Gochujang Pork Fried Rice ^_^
hexy_lexy: @coachNelly ooh, nice! i adore perogis, i even have a secret family handmade recipe
djalternative: just out of curiosity, who here pronounces burger boi-gah?
Radyin: Getting ready to make Chicken Katsu.
Bengineering: seabatUseless
coachNelly: nice! @hexy_lexy
DarkMorford: @djalternative Only when I'm feeling particularly silly
RockPusher: jlrrCai jlrrNo
hexy_lexy: @coachNelly best part, the dough is vegan!
drfox17: i have a question: how does one cook perogies, normally
Professor_Rakor: Beep.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RomanGoro: lrrSIGNAL
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, Snap, it's Ben!
drfox17: i've been pan frying my frozen ones
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matthaus_c: it seems I must refresh
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Radyin: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
gualdhar: @drfox17 usually fried, but can also be boiled or baked
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
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control_rig: Woo!
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laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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djalternative: Caillou legit haunted me for about 3 years in childhood. (my little sisters watched it).
RockPusher: benginFingers benginHeart benginDab
drfox17: @gualdhar they always seem unevenly done when i pan fry them
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS alilyPride lrrARROW
zuchen_120: Ohhhh I love these.
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lirazel64: Wheee!
emperorbagel: Ohhhh it’s been a while since the last $20 challenge
mitomanox: hello, lovely people
RockPusher: matthaus_c oh, that is a very good combo
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hexy_lexy: @drfox17 if youre not a vegan or vegetarian, panfry in bacon fat
mitomanox: who's playing today?
gualdhar: @drfox17 how much oil are you using?
winonupkeep: heck yeah best format!
matthaus_c: @RockPusher thanks!
drfox17: @hexy_lexy ooooo
elkae: Ben Ben Nelly and Adam
lirazel64: Nice music!
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graal_smith: Three hundred and FIRST!
Statist42: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bengineering: amazonStalling1 amazonStalling2 amazonStalling2 amazonStalling2 amazonStalling3
drfox17: @gualdhar just enough to grease the skillet?
mitomanox: thanks @elkae
hi_im_emily: ben ben ben and ben
floki4242: the argentum Armor Deck alex made the first time was so fire
elkae: o7
stizzet: hello friends!
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben squared, Nelly and Adam? benginHype
Glaciopolimer: love this song
gualdhar: @drfox17 oh, they're usually fried in a lot of oil
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hi_im_emily: @floki4242 boxxy straight killed it that stream
drfox17: @gualdhar like, approaching deep fry?
felrender: Ads: 2 of 7 mirakuruFluh
hexy_lexy: @drfox17 my polish great grandma worked in a restaurant back in her homeland
gualdhar: @drfox17 yup
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight @BengineeringTV @coachNellyMTG , @BWheelerMTG and @WakeUpSuper are having a $20 LGS Singleton Pauper Challenge! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0Qs_YYVIAAARuQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1388284166567985152
Mattmitchell45: As long as someone Throws to Themselves, I'm happy
BirkaBirkowski: I'm ready too seem some lrrGREED
hi_im_emily: gotta catch your own rebound
DarkMorford: Also, just a heads-up, chat. You've got less than an hour if you still want to back the TBH card game!
mitomanox: love these 20 dollar challenges
TomieMtg: yesyesyesyesssss been watching commander games on repeat on youtube LETS GOOOOOOO
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djalternative: FBtouchdown
gamsedel: Noooooiiiissss
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Dog_of_Myth: Banger alert
Rogue_07: yo this song slaps
korvys: ~lasttweet kickstarter
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LordofBears94: didn't realize it's been over two years since I've been watching the streams!
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LRRTwitter: [1d ago] @loadingreadyrun> We had a blast playing TBH last night on Crossing the Streams. In case you missed it here's a link to the Twitch VOD, and the Kickstarter page. It ends tomorrow and they are wildly close to their next stretch goal. #Sponsored https://www.cut.com/tbhlrr | https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1004390315 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1387826887666270210
mitomanox: lrrCREEPL lrrDOTS lrrCREEPR
RockPusher: jlrrCooltunes
DarkMorford: This remix reminds me SO much of the NES Mega Man games
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NonUniqueGuy: Just finished watching the VOD. Looks like a fun game.
hi_im_emily: i'm gonna have to check out that vod
SpoopsAHoy: Wow, my timing is unreal. I got here in the last 30 secs xD
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djalternative: Spoonβ„’
hi_im_emily: SPOON
hexy_lexy: S O O N
juzztshay: 321 SOON
matthaus_c: S lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE N
hi_im_emily: lmao same hat
mitomanox: yay, show's about to start
ichibento: THOON
Greypelt: Spoony Soon
monsieur_nick_tamer: these are the best kind of fnpf
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RockPusher: Soon…
mitomanox: foon
RandomTrivia: S O O N β„’
ShaneLeeAtk: swoon
matthaus_c: lrrSPOOP
hexy_lexy: SONO
lirazel64: lrrFINE lrrHAM lrrFINE lrrHAM
RockPusher: β“ˆβ“„β“„β“ƒ
mitomanox: moon
monsieur_nick_tamer: hope cam's playing
hi_im_emily: NOW
DeM0nFiRe: SOON
ichibento: lrrGREED
mitomanox: goon
Figgyleaf: SOON
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerGre wheelerFee
Rogue_07: snoo
hi_im_emily: pretty sure it's ben ben nelly and adam
atlr: I am imagining I am sitting lin a theater. where are my twizzlers?
KaminaDuck: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: g r e f e e
coolnezz09: Noos
Meltalar: mlem
tastymcnuggett: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Bengineering: amazonRUDE2 amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
lirazel64: PRESENTLY
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerY wheelerY
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
atlr: the house lights have lowered
mitomanox: lrrCIRCLE hubris
RandomTrivia: benginHype
zuchen_120: LuvUok
ichibento: PrideLGBTea
tastymcnuggett: wheelerHub
coolnezz09: PunchTrees
MegaDosX: benginDab benginDab benginDab
laikagoat: zoeySip
hi_im_emily: lrrJUDGE
mitomanox: i just love the word hubris, i'll say it anytime
themlin: SOON
TriadGaymers: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
TomieMtg: time for some THEATRE
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerFee wheelerEed
Rogue_07: benginDab benginDab benginDab
BjjBrain: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
floki4242: lrrFINE
tastymcnuggett: garbag22HOWDY
MegaDosX: @mitomanox But how about hurbis?
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerFee wheelerT
Sunmare_Dragon: SOON
hexy_lexy: @Bengineering do do do do do
mitomanox: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
thedorklord81: POG
Figgyleaf: Here we goooooooooo
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
superdude097: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RockPusher: RPGEpicSword gabySlay
coolnezz09: Aayayay
thraximore: umbraHype
ConcedeToTheLeft: wheelerHub
tergonis: my timing is flawless
RockPusher: gabyLul
flatluigi: aaaaa
MegaDosX: BEN
RandomTrivia: LUL
mitomanox: @MegaDosX dats a new one for me
KaminaDuck: LOL
Juliamon: BEN
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Evochron13: damn it ben
RandomTrivia: BEN YES
hexy_lexy: BENJAMIN
TomieMtg: BAUT
floki4242: @benjamin_wheeler I spit my beer wen I saw that in my tv
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
SAJewers: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
SnowBuddy18: gottem Ben
Rogue_07: ben
TomieMtg: BEAUT
thraximore: wheelerClown
RockPusher: benginFingers benginTry benginFacepalm
matthaus_c: who gave this man a soundboard
hi_im_emily: welcome to the highlight reel!
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
Figgyleaf: Shoulda rolled with it1
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
Geekscience: Off to a great start
DeM0nFiRe: Hello highlight reel :P
Mr_Bitterness: Adam's out
jessieimproved: let's start with a snort YES
BjjBrain: 10/10 for start!
TheWooglie: Professional streamer right here
atlr: snort achieved
Flyingdelorion: Beaaaaaards!
korvys: Beard Squad Go!
Goorguy: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
jessieimproved: where did the adults go
underhill33: let's get wild
drstrangeal: wheelerFee wheelerT wheelerFee wheelerT wheelerFee wheelerT
coolnezz09: Planned
MegaDosX: LRRbot too real
blue_lore: Nelly's Face.......Total Dad dissapointment in the kids face
BjjBrain: ' FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
themlin: oh hey look, its my favorite idiots
Statist42: Ben, you wanna take that one again?
NonUniqueGuy: Nelly is clearly the adult of the group.
Geekscience: Can twitch.tv handle this much bearded handsomeness? Find out tonight
Flyingdelorion: Hello Victoria!
matthaus_c: nelly please keep these boys out of trouble
hi_im_emily: wheeler should add TEE ETH as emotes
drstrangeal: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
MegaDosX: Of course Wheeler's on four colours :p
RockPusher: Format Soup!
hi_im_emily: as a bonus we'd get YEE EET ETH
Flyingdelorion: and also hello chat
Dr_Shandor: Faint echo
mitomanox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
mitomanox: 9 months feeding my brain with sanity and insanity at the same time <3 love you guys
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MegaDosX: "and everyone else"
RayFK: Yeah they're p good
Meltalar: beard squad!
NonUniqueGuy: Anyone else hearing an echo of Ben?
Juliamon: hi_im_emily He could just add ETH and we could mirror EET
RockPusher: rayfkKing
Radyin: I like how only the Bens get deck names.
GragSmash: who brought the persistent petitioner deck
Professor_Rakor: I heard they're a kingdom of cards.
blue_lore: I have never heard of this card kingdom thingy.....tell me more please?
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Figgyleaf: nOT ME @NonUniqueGuy
korvys: ~lasttweet button
LRRTwitter: [4d ago] @LRRMtG> Yup! New @Card_Kingdom button! | @NarfBlinko> @LRRMtG @Card_Kingdom Really? 😜 Guess we've got a new button. πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ez6wx2_VgAIZkth.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1386740653103587328
matthaus_c: with sparklies around the text
Dr_Shandor: I hear it
Ukon_Cairns: Foil lands make Foil Mana miasWow
Rogue_07: Ben, can I meet hot singles on CardKingdom?
Rogue_07: I'm lonelu
drfox17: Card Kingdom Fact: They have a Moat! it's also called a storm sewer
MadameAdversary: Hey, I just got that button in the mail today!
hi_im_emily: premium mana should totally be a thing in silver border
mitomanox: foil lands make foil lettuce
elah806: Foil lands make foil mana, it just makes sense
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, the old self-throw!
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HydraWiggins: Go Adam (love you all but gotta support the sidewalk slam host)
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lirazel64: Did it!
1y1e: eyy he did the thing! everybody drink
hi_im_emily: got there!
Flyingdelorion: Oooh Exciting
RandomTrivia: benginDab
62MGcobra: Nailed it
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
graal_smith: Friday night pauper fight? Or Friday Night pupper fight?
xantos69: This is the literal best format that LRR can do!
RandomTrivia: Adam LOOMS
bjorlamn: Joined at just the right time
djalternative: Does Ben not remember this is the third time?
Radyin: Ah, the new YJ.
tastymcnuggett: Adam is just uhhhhh standing
mitomanox: y e l l o j a c k e t <3
RockPusher: Is this the first we've seen of new YJ on camera?
KaminaDuck: New YJ!
Figgyleaf: Fuzzy Adam
RandomTrivia: Or someone else
MegaDosX: This shot seems very memeable
JocelyneAnne: Adam just lurking
thraximore: adam... menacing energy
tastymcnuggett: Adam looks like he is from it follows
mitomanox: you can ben just had a shower
elkae: Loooooming
thraximore: less so now
RecursiveAcronym: the focus shift was So good
coolnezz09: The store looks different
noSmokeFire: oho, so smooth
matthaus_c: nice throw, wheels
DeM0nFiRe: Is Wheeler carrying a pizza?
hi_im_emily: pauper ban list? treasure cruise banned?
LadyAiluros: I like new YJ
Figgyleaf: omg that pan was amazing
ChrisGMiller: nice transition @Bengineering
ritchards: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: LRRMtG
hi_im_emily: or is it just A Point
RandomTrivia: The awkward side pan was sergeJustRIght
CanisLupusAqua: wait hoyl shit i got gifted a sub
CanisLupusAqua: when did that happen
Goorguy: Oh this feels like an Adam edit
CanisLupusAqua: thanks to whoever did that
coolnezz09: @hi_im_emily we don’t talk about that
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Micsig: 5hed
matthaus_c: tbf STX commons *are* nuts
mitomanox: welcome to the fam @CanisLupusAqua
mitomanox: this usually happens around here
mitomanox: <3
lirazel64: All these boys have such nice haircuts!
ichibento: ikr
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Mono black "always" works in pauper. You can;t go wrong with mono black. XD
Micsig: ah yes, evergreen mechanic "arcane"
noSmokeFire: ben is describing my Green Stuff deck from when I was a kid
voslan: PAUPER!
Easilycrazyhat: Adam speaking truth
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh gosh, I forgot the time. welp.
mitomanox: beware mild agreements
Juliamon: oh no
underhill33: oh no
RandomTrivia: BEN NO
RandomTrivia: Don't be tempted!
TheWarbo: BEN YES
MegaDosX: Ben why.
thraximore: haha yeah boii
maintainpriority: go all in on turbo fog
MegaDosX: !card jace's erasure
LRRbot: Jace's Erasure [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever you draw a card, you may have target player mill a card.
matthaus_c: have they printed nexus of fate at common yet :p
PhoenixMelior: Ben yes.
tergonis: give in to the dark side!
patricklickman: When did YJ move? It looks amazing!
drfox17: Win condition: You opponent has to go home
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The win condition of a fog deck is your opponent dying of old age.
themlin: ben yes
elynne: !card fog
LRRbot: Fog [G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Flyingdelorion: Fog them out?
mr_mummy23: Jaces erasure go brrrrrr
TheWarbo: 5-mana teferi is pauper-legal, right?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
RandomTrivia: Look at this synergy Wheeler is building
Kreiseler: 4?! But thats double ANCIENT TOMB mana
elah806: And then you cast hoof. Hoof is great in pauper
mr_mummy23: WUB flying men
the_bananarchist: not as wily lol
LRRbot: Spined Megalodon [5UU] | Creature β€” Shark [5/7] | Hexproof / Whenever Spined Megalodon attacks, scry 1.
MegaDosX: The shark looks spooky in pauper
RandomTrivia: Fox frand!
mitomanox: mild agreement SCREAMS betrayal lrrEFF
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LRRbot: Farfinder [3] | Creature β€” Fox [1/1] | Vigilance / When Farfinder enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
coachNelly: yj moved in january of this year
Juliamon: (still.)
PhoenixMelior: Mm, good notes from the editor
Figgyleaf: Top quality editing <3
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Was this editted by Matt? It seems like their style
ChainedDreamer: For a second there I heard Fartfinder.
SolarBlitz1: The editing is great
hexy_lexy: gdi, this editing is SO DAMN GOOD
tangokilo421: Matt's commentary in text form is great
Moonspeak721: i can't not hear fartfinder
blue_lore: Turn card sideways is good
voslan: The lack of Goblin Tribal makes me sad
KeytarCat: was this a Matt edit?
Flyingdelorion: BW tempo should be good not?
ninja_theory_ashrams: big green at common, all the 5 mana 5/5's you want Kappa
MegaDosX: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat It was! I believe Kathleen mentioned it on CTS
PhoenixMelior: Is this matt? Adam? Both very strong editors
goatprince: ;)
coachNelly: guess its fartfinder now /shrug
benjamin_wheeler: you can hear me asking Nelson if he said "Fartfinder"
RockPusher: benginFingers elfunkFart
DiscordianTokkan: Both Extremely good editors
Loonatic93: How about Nearfinder?
FriendZoneFinn: LUL
philippekav: the deck with the more likes wins
matthaus_c: I'm so pumped to see if anyone ended up with elfball
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SolarBlitz1: doogFart
Kreiseler: Nearfinder. Farfinder. Whereveryouarefinder
floki4242: Ben's talking powerful durdle I'm good at that
mitomanox: HSWP lrrEFF
PhoenixMelior: @kreiseler well done
TheWooglie: Yargle
Ritaspirithntr: Yellow Jacket looks like it got a cool upgrade from the last time they did this format!
Micsig: oo, blade juggler
Ritaspirithntr: Looks good!
JocelyneAnne: hahaha Blade Juggler!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mitomanox: SO MUCH voice talent in this room
matthaus_c: !card rhizome lurcher
LRRbot: Rhizome Lurcher [2BG] | Creature β€” Fungus Zombie [2/2] | Undergrowth β€” Rhizome Lurcher enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
A_Dub888: !card ryzome lurcher
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
hexy_lexy: ADAM YES
Juliamon: I love when Adam can't even finish his sentence
Micsig: SO VASCULAR
BirkaBirkowski: Protest the Hero is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
MegaDosX: That thing could get so out of hand!
ChrisGMiller: @LoadingReadyRun the editing styles have converged. Who cut this? just curious, it's quite good.
floki4242: @ritaspirithntr I think it's a new shop
noSmokeFire: strap some lightning greaves to rhizome lurchr
matthaus_c: 61/61 Lurcher let's go
RandomTrivia: !card rhyzome lurker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CyberColossus: i love everything im seeing right now :)
LRRbot: Fertile Ground [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
DarkMorford: !card rhizome
MegaDosX: I believe Kathleen mentioned on CTS that this is a Matt G edit
matthaus_c: !card rhizome lurcher
RandomTrivia: Nice try Ben :D
goatprince: graham also did final pass editing
matthaus_c: and that's why you don't kindle the flame
BjjBrain: @coachNelly for arenas artisan fnm a month or so ago I played the Spined Megalodon and rousing reads. I like the cut of your jib!
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
RockPusher: gabyLul
pletcho: yo YJ moved? sick
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM
ChrisGMiller: well done @goatprince, well done.
Dumori: Wheeler!
SharkHero08: oh Yellow Jackets moved
thraximore: wheelerClown
hexy_lexy: WHEELER
tergonis: yesssssss
RandomTrivia: OH NO
niccus: oops half fogs
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coachNelly: @BjjBrain coachn3Thankscoach
superdude097: YESSS!!!!
thraximore: turbo frog
RandomTrivia: Invisible Stalker? :D
MegaDosX: What was the Eldraine card that milled everyone? Wasn't that a common?
goatprince: @Dog_of_Myth thnk u lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
coolnezz09: The win con is your opponent dies of age
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF as usual
chaostreader: Are the gates and Maze’s end all common?
floki4242: I play wall mill in historic
LRRbot: Rhizome Lurcher [2BG] | Creature β€” Fungus Zombie [2/2] | Undergrowth β€” Rhizome Lurcher enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Diabore: @chaostreader mazes end is mythic
patricklickman: Spikes or dips?
RockPusher: The Spikes and The Dips - we having a gang fight?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
F1SHOR: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BirkaBirkowski: I understood what Wheeler said and Nelson was right lmao
MegaDosX: The guildgates are common, but most of the payoffs are uncommon or rarer
mitomanox: spikes or frrllllllll
hurricanealpaca: hate that I knew what that meant
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NonUniqueGuy: Adam, the smartest man alive.
JohnLockeCole: Adam Savidan: Actual Genius
thraximore: sliversssss
Radyin: That should be Adam's Twitter photo.
drfox17: oh no, sliver
MegaDosX: Is Adam just building a GRN deck? :p
mcintrye: I could watch people talking through finding cards for a deck all day
bigwigthebunnysoldier: An Actual Genius
drfox17: the only creature type i actually know of
drfox17: and they terrify me
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dang it. Why are all the members of LRR so cute and funny!?
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Seth_Erickson: Sounds like a winning strategy to me
Uzumaki15: So is Adam just building Dredge?
multeyemeteor: Adam's expectations may be curbed later on
FriendZoneFinn: Adam i love you so much
RockPusher: That's what opponents are for
Seth_Erickson: We get the creatures into the graveyard by playing them and trading Kappa
SolarBlitz1: Adam's just playing the Joey Wheeler strategey
mitomanox: is yellowjacket working by appointment?
LRRbot: Dawn's Reflection [3G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional two mana in any combination of colors.
RockPusher: Reflection too reflective
fry72wastaken: I love the new yellow jacket
RandomTrivia: Yes Ben! Live the dreaM!
patricklickman: @mitomanox I presume they are for LRR :D
Figgyleaf: I love Dawn's Reflection
matthaus_c: Ben looking up /r/spikes for pauper singleton
thraximore: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
Uzumaki15: Wheeler is a gem XD
Goorguy: I like nelly working while doing this
philippekav: @mitomanox I'm guessing they went super early or something
goatprince: they went super early.
Juliamon: They went early AND they're good long-time customers
Seth_Erickson: Oracle of Dust πŸ‘€
Seth_Erickson: Kreygasm Art
thraximore: accurate
SnowBuddy18: $10 for the chaff box
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FYI, we got permission to go in before YJ opened on a sunday to be able to film easily
Ritaspirithntr: Understandable Paul
matthaus_c: !card reality acid
LRRbot: Reality Acid [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant permanent / Vanishing 3 / When Reality Acid leaves the battlefield, enchanted permanent's controller sacrifices it.
thraximore: Kreygasm
LRRbot: Reality Acid [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant permanent / Vanishing 3 / When Reality Acid leaves the battlefield, enchanted permanent's controller sacrifices it.
AllTheWeasels: that is gross - nice
MegaDosX: Oh gross
mitomanox: @LoadingReadyRun lrrHEART
A_Dub888: benginOh benginHeck
Figgyleaf: Ben wibbly wobbly
F1SHOR: bens got too many ideas spinning
tergonis: oh i haven't thought about reality acid in so long, love that weird monster
peazful: Wait did YJ get a new location?
RockPusher: tqsKnife
mgknominator: With reality acid when it gets bounced the permanent gets sacrificed you see
Zhedor: time counters are my favorite counters
MegaDosX: I'm loving the edits here
elkae: tqsKnife
TheWooglie: I assume Ben was at least at an hour then
obionedrop: love Stab Wound
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: tqsKnife
laikagoat: fionaLOL
Figgyleaf: yesssssssssssss
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Radyin: I love this.
voslan: STORM!
tergonis: ben no
niccus: excuse me
YeetTheRich_: editing yess
lirazel64: @peazful yes
thraximore: LUL
Bengineering: OH MY GOD
hexy_lexy: BEN YES
JohnLockeCole: STORM
CanisLupusAqua: lmfao
Bengineering: MATT
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
Easilycrazyhat: Best meme. Yes.
LariatWest: Is "The Juice" common?
TheWooglie: No Ben
circusofkirkus: how many strategies can Ben do
RandomTrivia: I love watching Ben's brewing process LUL
benjamin_wheeler: holy shit lol
SnackPak_: GG Matt
mitomanox: betrayal
SolarBlitz1: Matt yesssssssss
KaleidoscopeMind: A+ Matt
goatprince: my favourite edit, btw
RecursiveAcronym: 10/10 matt
coolnezz09: Yessss
thraximore: dark ritual is at common, right?
MegaDosX: @goatprince Well deserved, that was amazing
FenrisSchafer: A+
AllTheWeasels: 7/5 edit
coolnezz09: Do what must be done ben
RayFK: @goatprince You learned the evil ways of editing
RaklarLS: that was fantastic 10 starts
Goorguy: I'm here for this Adam
Ritaspirithntr: But ben you said you wouldn’t!!
Lemontartz: adam "good taste" savidan
WolfgangCloud: Adam is precious and I love him
Lemontartz: gimme dat gb
ginnsman42: Adam is on a journey and I'm here for it.
DiscordianTokkan: Golgari Midrange is GOLDgari Goodrange, send tweet
MegaDosX: !card elephant ambush
LRRbot: Elephant Ambush [2GG] | Instant | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
multeyemeteor: Language, Nelson!
matthaus_c: Matt's already got the best name in the crew (not that I'm biased), now he's the most powerful editor as well?
RockPusher: \ StinkyCheese /
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matthaus_c: Dredge Storm, the old archetype
thraximore: sure is!
frank_the_great: Just got here. I really liked when they did these challenges before
SnowBuddy18: Blizzet
onarampage: is it getting progressively draker outside?
goatprince: you say that but Graham polished this video off
tangokilo421: Ben found the line!
lirazel64: Cheese whizz is dangerous!
hi_im_emily: points update: ben's deck has One Point
philippekav: classic izzet
RandomTrivia: HAH Wheeler
AdamYMHMI: If Ben ends up with a sliver blink izzet storm deck, I'll be happy.
thraximore: do eeeeeet
Juliamon: onarampage They mentioned it was rainy, probably heavier cloud cover
matthaus_c: @goatprince the nails still gotta be there for the polish to go on them
Figgyleaf: XD
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
FriendZoneFinn: LUL LUL LUL
NonUniqueGuy: HAHA
RockPusher: gabyLul
BjjBrain: LOL!!!!
niccus: accurate
hexy_lexy: MATT
ichibento: LUL
A_Dub888: HA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL got me while I was trying to drink - oh dear
elkae: LUL
thraximore: play one copy of raise dead
wynternyghtynggale: this edit is *chefs kiss*
thraximore: just one
DarkMorford: What if that Rhizome Lurcher is one of your prizes?
Znazl: crumpShrug
ToastyLoaff: foil cards are 5% stronger than their non foil counterparts
KaminaDuck: I'm loving everything about this edit
LoadingReadyRun: Thank you @goatprinceβ€”you did a great job on this too lrrGRAHAM
matthaus_c: foil creatures swing for foil damage
ninja_theory_ashrams: I want to commend the boys, just for getting up early on a Sunday
frank_the_great: Is there a gentleperson's agreement to not play burn?
ToastyLoaff: It rounds down so you normally dont see the difference
DiscordianTokkan: It's so GOOD, @goatprince
Nyxjbm: Look at these beautiful boys! I love these types of paper fights
patricklickman: lrrMATT
thraximore: you know what they say about great minds...
Zhedor: calciderm used to be my favorite "target" for the whitemane lion :D
matthaus_c: what shame, wheeler. what shame
A_Dub888: !findquote shame
LRRbot: Quote #2948: "I can't stroke the katana? What a shame." β€”Graham [2016-07-13]
notthepenguins: @frank_the_great Yeah
AdamYMHMI: @frank_the_great Yes, they said earlier they kind of agreed not to do an RDW style deck
hi_im_emily: stroke the katana is the name of my indie band
Angreed66: Has there been no mention of the perfect common...collosal dreadmaw?
frank_the_great: @notthepenguins & @AdamYMHMI Gotcha, thanks!
amative1: !vip
matthaus_c: capsize hasn't been printed at common, ever, has it? please say no
IbunWest: Basically tendrils of agony
Figgyleaf: 7 mana drain for 2?? Unbeatable!
Pharmacistjudge: I would be a monster and try to build boggles.
Veste: capsize has been in the pauper cube before iirc
thelargekiwi: ELDRAZI
benjamin_wheeler: Capsize is common, but BM
notthepenguins: hi graham
Figgyleaf: LUL
ToastyLoaff: Hi G!
Juliamon: Hi Graham!
YeetTheRich_: hi graham
flatluigi: hi graham!
Goorguy: Lol that cameo
FriendZoneFinn: hi graham
SolarBlitz1: Hi G
KaminaDuck: Hi G!
RandomTrivia: Capsize is currently legal in actual Pauper
coopdawg_22: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:19.
strebenherz: Hi Graham!
Ammondale: mooooooood
laikagoat: fionaGoat lrrGRAHAM
matthaus_c: capsize *is* total BM
SnowBuddy18: same Ben, same
Easilycrazyhat: Stop describing my life, Ben.
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:25:47. lrrSPOT
RockPusher: Do not be fooled by Mirror Graham
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KidAmn: I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Dmc3628: MOOD
rasterscan: Ben No
voslan: That's a bad, BAD lession
rasterscan: D:
multeyemeteor: Good lesson, but I've learned nothing
Anonyman41: ben stop givign me anxiety
Jensling: LUL
IbunWest: I thought he said Boarswarm
thraximore: he's looking for it after all
Figgyleaf: God, how are you people so funny?
RandomTrivia: It's where you're supposed to get your first super missiles lrrBEEJ
coolnezz09: Lessons learned
ScurvyMitch: @multeyemeteor Did Ben just figure out my college life? LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
bernardo013: i love rolling thunder
LoadingReadyRun: FYI, Ben's plans: Fog, Slivers, Green Stompy, Blink, Storm, and finally, Izzet.
matthaus_c: rolling thunder! aaah aaah aaaaah
multeyemeteor: @ScurvyMitch I think he hit a lot of nails on their heads with that one
djalternative: sprout swarm, the card too good to even be printed at mythic in TSR
KidAmn: but what Izzet?
Radyin: !card ley druid
LRRbot: Ley Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land.
multeyemeteor: Ley Druid... ouch... my childhood
goatprince: ley druid more like SLAY druid amirite gamers
Juliamon: Yeah, that's FRF
matthaus_c: FRF killed our turtle
Sunmare_Dragon: or do you mean Prismari
Dog_of_Myth: RIP Durdle Turtle
RunicScribe: I quite liked Fate Reforged, manifest was neat
Figgyleaf: Oh right! There's a price constraint too XD
aikun9800: that would be crazy if they pulled Lotus lol
SharkHero08: Adams got a good mask
Kreiseler: kiln fiend assault strobe lets gooooo
multeyemeteor: Chain Lightning!... I see Ben found his try hard pants
RandomTrivia: Woof
RockPusher: gabyLul
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GoblinRanger: Nice square number of months.
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RandomTrivia: benginDab
ninja_theory_ashrams: I recognized the jingle jangle of some loose twonies
Easilycrazyhat: That was great
shendaras: FBtouchdown
CherryMagnolia: Yay yay yay
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
underhill33: "now back to me"
ToastyLoaff: lrrCHKN
Figgyleaf: That was *quality*
SnowbirdMike: Yes, well done.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: that was neat
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Bougie Ben 15.57
Boomyakalolo: lrrHEART sergePrideLove seabatBRAIN
Pharmacistjudge: Winning by default would mean everyone else got sick
DeM0nFiRe: Really funny editing
CherryMagnolia: !patreon
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YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
wynternyghtynggale: such a good editing job <3
Goorguy: When are we getting that magic set??
hi_im_emily: more than wheeler and adam combined
Ammondale: yeah holy hell Matt that was incredible
RandomTrivia: Yeah, top notch editing from Matt as ever lrrHEART
lirazel64: Ben U. looks funny to me without headphones.
goatprince: shoutout to Ben for having 10 plans, good content to edit in
elkae: lrrGOAT
novrdd: Matt Unleashed
sniperserpent: Is adam's shirt a snorlax shirt or is it just coincidentally the right colours
rasterscan: Ever since From Rewatch with Love, Matt G has been killing it. <3 Matt
saqvobase: cool
TheWarbo: Ten-Plan Ben, they call him Kappa
tastymcnuggett: @sniperserpent I want to live in a world where it is a snorlax shirt
YeetTheRich_: checkmate
MegaDosX: Holy shit, called out
RandomTrivia: That's our Adam lrrHEART
Figgyleaf: wooow
Dmc3628: Adam not the heel commentator
Diabore: so nellys the heel
ChaoticObserver: And scene
SolarBlitz1: Ah, so Nelson's the Heel commentator
FriendZoneFinn: I effin LOVE Adam dude
hexy_lexy: ADAM LUL
frank_the_great: Nelson is bad cop
elkae: So wholesome
BjjBrain: good cop, bad cop lol
tangokilo421: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
matthaus_c: parry, RIPOSTE
wynternyghtynggale: the boshy of trolls has spoken!
SnowbirdMike: Almost a straight face.
jessieimproved: rip improv
DiscordianTokkan: No, But
Lord_Hosk: Hello Ben, Nelson, Nelly, Wheeler ben
Figgyleaf: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lol
elkae: Diceless!
SnowbirdMike: well. i guessthats it
wynternyghtynggale: there is your draw ben
DoodlestheGreat: Adam is our precious cinnamon roll.
KaleidoscopeMind: Ben goes first?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: a Ben goes first
DeM0nFiRe: Ben was blue, Ben was red
monsieur_nick_tamer: they are both bens they both get 3
wynternyghtynggale: I bet a ben will win this game
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
matthaus_c: commander has changed you, wheels
frank_the_great: Ben taking an early lead
bernardo013: you cant die if you dont track your life
monsieur_nick_tamer: oh yeah, for sure ben is going to win this
mgknominator: Is this a 60 or 100 card format
SnowBuddy18: it's all ogre now
Favre_the_Undead: 60
mgknominator: Thx
matthaus_c: Hidetsugu's Seventh Rite
hexy_lexy: nice timewalk wheeler
Veste: the angle on ben's camera is giving me the heebies a bit
hi_im_emily: hidetsugu's slot machine
Professor_Rakor: That's a good turn, anyway, stone rain.
JocelyneAnne: 2 Explores ;)
Lemontartz: boolly boolly
Dr_Shandor: Credit to @Bengineering for properly naming his deck.
TheWooglie: @Veste right? feels like it's gonna fall off the table
MegaDosX: !card mage ring bully
LRRbot: Mage-Ring Bully [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Mage-Ring Bully attacks each combat if able.
matthaus_c: I have a major in booli
LocalChamp: is there a link to the restrictions of this chvallenge?
LRRbot: Mage-Ring Bully [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Mage-Ring Bully attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Favre_the_Undead: 60 card singleton all commons
goatprince: literally all i remember Wheeler building in the video was land ramp so this will be interesting to see
LRRbot: Juniper Order Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land.
offbeatwitch: drood the ozference
Figgyleaf: Wait, it's not a druid??
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is actually popping off
Figgyleaf: oh
Figgyleaf: nvm
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MegaDosX: He's got eight mana next turn, my god
maximus416: why is that a cleric, and not a druid
frank_the_great: I got like 3 of those druids from one of those cheap 1000 card boxes
matthaus_c: it's a cleric and a druid, it has errata
Favre_the_Undead: it's both druid and cleric
Juliamon: LocalChamp 1) CAD$20 limit, 2) must be at the LGS, 3) no RDW, 4) commons only
ToastyLoaff: I cast my cards uphill. both ways, in the snow!
Earthenone: it took levels in cleric and druid
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
Earthenone: as a human
TheOneCalledStu: Bens field is tilted
IbunWest: Nice prediction.
YeetTheRich_: are ya winning son?
TheWooglie: what is that prediction?
Figgyleaf: :0
matthaus_c: bet on not ben you cowards
LRRbot: Infuriate [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: That prediction seems a little weighted... :D
Easilycrazyhat: 9 people going for that big payout
underhill33: gah damn
frank_the_great: Oofa
MegaDosX: Guh.
Goorguy: So about that RDW
hi_im_emily: it could be a draw, you never know
Figgyleaf: HWACK
Dmc3628: i have enough for the Omega Nice payouts
voslan: that was Strong
Favre_the_Undead: one less so
djalternative: If they draw, Not Ben wins
hexy_lexy: oofa AND doofa together at last
IbunWest: If they draw the people who voted no are gonna make bank.
NickFingertip: muscle wizards wheelerPog
arrowgrut: honestly, this is casual magic ben, be nice
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scratchmonkey: Juniper Order Druid baby! got any wild growths?
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RaklarLS: oh right, singleton.
Ritaspirithntr: I believe in the ramp!
control_rig: Ben you monster
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
tastymcnuggett: yeah uhh this just seems like rdw
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damn_i_am_pretty: Niiiiiiiice
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blue_lore: Really didn't like that druid...
control_rig: Jessie
LRRbot: Jhessian Thief [2U] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [1/3] | Prowess / Whenever Jhessian Thief deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Anonyman41: this is how i felt whenever the student that barely studied aced a test i struggled with
hi_im_emily: jessie, an thief
Earthenone: was that ever a common?
arrowgrut: yep
Favre_the_Undead: does ben have bolt?
JohnLockeCole: Jessie was a friend, well you know they've been a good friend of mine
MegaDosX: That looks pretty good
Dmc3628: it was an IMA
matthaus_c: Creature Pirate - Human Rogue
SnowBuddy18: a pirate pirate
EclipseMeteor: Ben, when are you gonna be back on Shivam's podcast?
Mjolnir1336: human zombie...
MegaDosX: "I just think they're neat" - Ben, probably
YeetTheRich_: pirate phyrexian?
arrowgrut: pirate itiot
JohnLockeCole: Pirate Land seems reasonable
TheDailyMapleSyrup: p.p.p.pirate
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun "pirate is a supertype" should be a CK pin
LRRbot: Journey of Discovery [2G] | Sorcery | Choose one β€” / β€’ Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library. / β€’ You may play up to two additional lands this turn. / Entwine {2}{G}
Iam_Dead: human pirate rouge cleric
Figgyleaf: Planes?
blue_lore: Island?
Favre_the_Undead: rouge?
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vellebastet: lrrHEART
Iam_Dead: lmao rogue.
arrowgrut: lolololol
Iam_Dead: spelling hard
LRRbot: Brush with Death [2B] | Sorcery | Buyback {2}{B}{B} / Target opponent loses 2 life. You gain 2 life.
LocalChamp: @ben ulmer, you're giving this common deck a lot of respect busting out the cowboy bebop sleeves PogChamp
MegaDosX: Mono-black burn! PogChamp
Pharmacistjudge: brush with death prior to baking
Veste: is evincar's justice excluded?
hexy_lexy: fun fact: that card sees play in Black-X control decks
hey_kelvin: basically tendrils of agony
KeytarCat: @Pharmacistjudge LUL
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
FinalShowFilms: Shouldn't Ben be at 19?
malexus101: there is a UB teachings deck that wins with that kind of card right?
mgknominator: Shouldn’t Ben be at 19?
LRRbot: Elusive Spellfist [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Elusive Spellfist gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
LocalChamp: i hope wheeler has some fogs
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arrowgrut: jessie a thief
MegaDosX: These streams are always fun because they play cards I have literally never heard of
djalternative: elusive stunfisk
YeetTheRich_: more land
bernardo013: is that spellfist wearing camo?
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature β€” Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
floki4242: big pig
control_rig: Biggus Piggus
arrowgrut: what is happening to ben ulmers camera?
ixidor_: ben ulmers board seems zoomed in. like the cards look larger
Figgyleaf: LUL
hi_im_emily: biggimus piggimus
Geekscience: Biggledee-piggledee
arrowgrut: good content
matthaus_c: Biggledee and Piggledum
LRRbot: Sarulf's Packmate [3G] | Creature β€” Wolf [3/3] | When Sarulf's Packmate enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Foretell {1}{G}
arrowgrut: please
MegaDosX: A good card! Also a good boi!
Lemontartz: !pot of greed
arrowgrut: lol
KaminaDuck: Those Cowboy Bebop sleeves look sick!
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
Geekscience: ah, the three mana arbor elf
Favre_the_Undead: take 2 from mana burn /s
frank_the_great: Hey! That's a good card, no fair
Geekscience: everybody's favorite arbor elf
Lord_Hosk: Not technically dead yet!
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
arrowgrut: nopew
hi_im_emily: ben, are you brainstorming correctly?
RandomTrivia: LUL
imgpw: @Lord_Hosk this is the best type of not being dead!
arrowgrut: uh oh
sydnius: 4 quatloos on ben
LRRbot: Pyre Hound [3R] | Creature β€” Elemental Dog [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Pyre Hound.
Figgyleaf: d o g
RandomTrivia: D O G
arrowgrut: forever are dogs
RandomTrivia: Pffft LUL
LRRbot: Adventurous Impulse [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: lmao the flex
arrowgrut: lol
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NarfBlinko: FNPF FTW
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RandomTrivia: That card *IS* a common
LRRbot: Hand of Emrakul [9] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [7/7] | You may sacrifice four Eldrazi Spawn rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Annihilator 1
hi_im_emily: damn nice
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Spacepup: Ben Ben he's our man, if he can win, Ben sure can!
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Shadowner: reprint rarity
arrowgrut: spell peirce
RandomTrivia: It was raised for Mystical Archive which is not a can of worms we need to open here
Fistacles: power move
arrowgrut: lol
arrowgrut: fist by hand
Mjolnir1336: ooh, did he forget?
NavelWarfare: Death's Shadow fully online
LRRbot: Bloodfire Expert [2R] | Creature β€” Efreet Monk [3/1] | Prowess
Figgyleaf: Kiln Friend!
matthaus_c: cmon viashino pyromancer
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Kiln Fiend gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
arrowgrut: lol gg
RaklarLS: don't get into the Kiln
arrowgrut: you got this wheeler
arrowgrut: oh
bernardo013: lol
ichibento: lrrGREED
matthaus_c: both players scooped, it's a draw
hi_im_emily: PAY UP
djalternative: thermo-alchemist is my fav in these kinds of decks
multeyemeteor: Ubelievable cheats
A_Dub888: !findquote sideboard
LRRbot: Quote #569: "You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?" β€”Cameron [2015-08-05]
BjjBrain: was this singleton?
NavelWarfare: But 49 plus 21 isn't 60 either :D
YeetTheRich_: thats actually 20 cards to many if you have 59 + 21 ben ...
electra310: A local gaming store?
frank_the_great: Like some sort of candy van?
imgpw: kid in a lighting and furniture store?
Loonatic93: A store where you can buy Home Depots?
Lord_Hosk: Im fairly certain it was the match
Shadowner: kids love comics
freshmaker__: thats where you buy home depots right?
RandomTrivia: LUL
dumpsterfire: like a beej at a princess auto
thelargekiwi: kids buy hammers
F1SHOR: what was the rare though we need to know!
electra310: You should think twice about letting your kid buy hammers
AllTheWeasels: LUL Paul
floki4242: Cowboy bebop sleeve
hi_im_emily: @thelargekiwi wasn't that a kanye album
freshmaker__: ooo i like the bebop sleeves
TheWarbo: you can build a deck in only one day?
RayFK: Artifacts haven't been cool since Sol Ring Kappa
superdude097: aArtifacts are cool? Like Coldsteel Heart?
matthaus_c: I never don't wanna play leovold >:T
Lord_Hosk: You can build a deck?
Alex_Frostfire: Isn't Icy Manipulator pretty cool?
Geekscience: Old family decklist
Shadowner: Goblin or dwarf deck with raid bombardment
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
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CastleOtranto: NGL That'd a lotta months.
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YeetTheRich_: wheelers facecam is slightly off sync btw
matthaus_c: close 7 into unkeepable 6, a good old story
RayFK: You gotta beat that meat yeah it's sad but true
RayFK: Gotta beat that meat before it beats you too
DeGunner: How hard would it be to oops into a prebuilt commander list?
RandomTrivia: LUL
imgpw: LUL
hexy_lexy: WHEELER
TiagoToledo: LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: um
Goorguy: Seems long for a button...
MaddogM: It took me longer than that to build my new deck when I used one of Ben's list as a starting point
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
bernardo013: !unsub
voslan: but it's been BANNED!
LRRbot: Prismari Campus | Land | Prismari Campus enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Scry 1.
Iam_Dead: it's a very large button.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: thats a hoodie
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
hi_im_emily: rigged
LRRbot: Simic Growth Chamber | Land | Simic Growth Chamber enters the battlefield tapped. / When Simic Growth Chamber enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
BjjBrain: Play Octavia!
Lord_Hosk: Get that button at WheelersKingdomofcardsdotcom
frank_the_great: Two explores?
LRRbot: Spellweaver Eternal [1U] | Creature β€” Zombie Naga Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / Afflict 2
matthaus_c: I sure loved afflict
WolfgangCloud: I have money on Ulmers deck having Thermo Alchemist
LocalChamp: how are there so many commons with prowess
matthaus_c: it made blocking illegal
frank_the_great: Ben might as well concede now
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Carsonogenics_: @WolfgangCloud that's a losing bet to go against
multeyemeteor: ok, time for Boards of Canada
frozenphoenix7: The line chat
Favre_the_Undead: You're brainstorming wrong
RomanGoro: You're brainstorming wrong
hexy_lexy: the line chat
LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Figgyleaf: Y oUre Bra inSt ormIng wRon g
floki4242: wheeler is on wet jund
krimsonkevin: Im calling it now Bens gonna win
A_Dub888: The Line Chat
jgrahek: Holy cow that peaches reference
TiagoToledo: You're brainstorming wrong tatGlam
LRRbot: Jeskai Sage [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/1] | Prowess / When Jeskai Sage dies, draw a card.
undercoverpigeon914: yeskai?
LRRbot: Mystical Teachings [3U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Flashback {5}{B}
ToastyLoaff: The Line Chat
RandomTrivia: *ACTUAL* pauper staple
imgpw: but jeskai sage is only blue not jeskai
hi_im_emily: lmao i just realized my sub ran out midstream
mgknominator: Sky spawned Lmao
ToastyLoaff: lrrHAM
LRRbot: Whispers of the Muse [U] | Instant | Buyback {5} / Draw a card.
frozenphoenix7: As someone who only played Tron back when I played Pauper, Mystical Teachings is near and dear to my heart
Zath_: Wow, an actual Pauper allstar
imgpw: six mana, draw two Pog
imgpw: the value
thraximore: aw
mgknominator: Eww tron
paronomasiac042: Draw two pogs? I haven't played that for decades...
hi_im_emily: let's just say hypothetically
ToastyLoaff: sinlgeton tron
hi_im_emily: please don't talk about your package
Figgyleaf: LUL
LRRbot: Gift of Paradise [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Gift of Paradise enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."
LRRbot: Ley Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land.
freshmaker__: Creature - Old Man
mihahailo: It’s not everyday Crovax is quoted
frank_the_great: Strictly better than the other druid
AllTheWeasels: The future is now, old man!
imgpw: creature - uncle istvan
UWDJohn: That's CRANKY old man to you!
matthaus_c: oh no, is wheeler's deck a boomer deck
frank_the_great: Noooo
malexus101: YJ didn't have evincar justice or we really wanted the 2 extra life from the black buyback?
Lord_Hosk: Im an old man
Shadowner: extinction on non old men
Mr_Bitterness: Hateful
voslan: Don't mess with the IRS Ben
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
DiscordianTokkan: Gericide!
sadryanbutler: i read ben's bengineering as beejineering
Veste: oh so he was a rich old man? eat the rich
LRRbot: Nimble-Blade Khenra [1R] | Creature β€” Jackal Warrior [1/3] | Prowess
paronomasiac042: Jerry-cide?!
Carsonogenics_: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man"
hi_im_emily: does anyone over the age of 35 even know what an NFT is
MAPBoardgames: Shock: Discount lighting bolt
Shadowner: @LoadingReadyRun Norelco Facial Trimmer
corefluxx: NFT= New Fangled Thinggy
Angreed66: A new fangled trinket
theaggrokrag: *New Fangled
TheDailyMapleSyrup: not f ing tolerated
hi_im_emily: feck
imgpw: im 24 and have no idea what they are
NanoDelta: Have LRR ever posted a video on how they set up the live silhouette animations for audio?
Lord_Hosk: Im... well over 35 and I know what a NFT is... Its a Nifty Flower Trimmer.
lithopseffect: NFT - Nice Fake Toy
NarfBlinko: NFT = BS
hi_im_emily: now i'm gonna rewatch this and freak out when i get called out by name
matthaus_c: I'm 22 and I have no idea what the fuck fungible means and I don't care to
KeytarCat: It's not the age, it's the mileage?
MAPBoardgames: Not For Toes?
frank_the_great: I'm 26 and I only know what they are b/c breadtube won't stop bringing them up
Favre_the_Undead: You're as old as my dad, well, 4 years younger
Favre_the_Undead: and I'm 19
KeytarCat: @MAPBoardgames Neat Frogs and Toads
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
damn_i_am_pretty: @NanoDelta Graham posted on his youtube channel how they do it
mgknominator: No nft stands for no fun Thursday
imgpw: six?
WolfgangCloud: 6
imgpw: 13-7 is 6
Shadowner: 13-7
SRJables: 13 -7 = 6
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @NanoDelta there's a G vlog covering how they do it for podcasts. I'm just under the assumption that Paul's a wizard.
YeetTheRich_: the one cool thing about NFTs is that the F actually stands for fungible
TheWarbo: It's a token with defender, because it's a non-flungible token
HundreydAundre: IRS: Congratulations! You are now the newb owners of: Kentucky! Ben: Awww, Sheet! Wait. Why is there no Fried Chicken? IRS: Uncle Sam hath decreed...: "NO TAKSIES BACKSIES!" *Ninja Sprints back to A'51*
voslan: I don't know any math and i am Chat yes....
A_Dub888: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." β€”Cameron [2016-04-13]
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #7151: "Can that be our new euphemism : 'I have to post a link in chat' ?" β€”Cameron [2020-08-23]
imgpw: says the one who thought 59+21=60 LUL
NonUniqueGuy: 1 + 7 is 12. See. I know math.
NanoDelta: @NanoDelta Entirely reasonable assumption, tbh
hi_im_emily: the world's most expensive inspiration
blue_lore: But can you really buy too many magic cards?
Shadowner: Life is a resoure
frank_the_great: Wheeler is just gonna ramp some more
BjjBrain: @Bengineering you were just gonna use Yurion as a companion lol
Favre_the_Undead: I love wheeler's do nothing deck
Seth_Erickson: are those cowboy bebop sleeves πŸ‘€
LocalChamp: @Seth_Erickson yea dragon shield has two versions they're great
LRRbot: Overgrowth [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}{G}.
A_Dub888: benginFingers
corefluxx: The good cards are heavier so they sink to the bottom of the deck
RandomTrivia: Good joke Wheeler benginFingers
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
LRRbot: Brush with Death [2B] | Sorcery | Buyback {2}{B}{B} / Target opponent loses 2 life. You gain 2 life.
Seth_Erickson: I've seen them around just wasn't expecting them here PogChamp
hi_im_emily: format warping card
theaggrokrag: POWERFUL MAGIC
HundreydAundre: What crapshoot was LRR offered a US State, but they contractually decreed no "refunds"?
mihahailo: Living the death
Diabore: !card gift of paradise
LRRbot: Gift of Paradise [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Gift of Paradise enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."
Favre_the_Undead: the masterclass is: wheeler's a bad example
UWDJohn: Wow. BM on top of a 7 mana drain for 2
blue_lore: how did you get 3 black mana Wheeler?
frank_the_great: Scour
Shadowner: no murder
RandomTrivia: Scour from Existence? LUL
Dmc3628: Patreon Goals Audre?
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
hi_im_emily: @blue_lore tapped forest for BB thanks to the aura
YeetTheRich_: ggs
Natedogg2: I will allow it.
DeM0nFiRe: gg
Favre_the_Undead: !card firebolt
LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
blue_lore: @hi_im_emily Thank you, I didn't know that produced two mana
HundreydAundre: Bem?
matthaus_c: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
hi_im_emily: damn, can't believe "not ben" didn't win
gamercat88: gamba
TheQuantumMechanic33: of course i join and they go to ads :(
imgpw: jambling
hi_im_emily: 50 points wasted
CaptainSpam: Jambling? I'm in!
DiscordianTokkan: RIP to the 210 Channel Points on Not Ben
matthaus_c: stretch your fluids and cycle your muscles
Znazl: gamba
f_tan_theta: this is fun, I'm having fun
TriadGaymers: I gained 2 channel points from that :P
obionedrop: woo i gained a net 1 point
HundreydAundre: But there was no "non-Ben" in that game...
RandomTrivia: I gained 84 points, on a bet of 100k :D
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I say Adam next round
DiscordianTokkan: @HundreydAundre wheelerJoke
hi_im_emily: @randomtrivia dang it give me back my 50 then
matthaus_c: brb subbing to wheeler for that emote
DoodlestheGreat: GAMBA
monsieur_nick_tamer: lrrGOAT
hi_im_emily: can't stick around but i'll catch the VOD, thanks as always for making The Good Contentℒ️
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: soft g gambling, also known as jambling
matthaus_c: yo have a good one @hi_im_emily
matthaus_c: appreciate you stopping by benginHeart
LordZarano: yambling
Favre_the_Undead: which song is this?
RandomTrivia: Bye hi_im_emily, take care!
matthaus_c: shambling
MadWolf1290: digging is ZOL track
mgknominator: What’s the music?
KeytarCat: @xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV That got me
RandomTrivia: I don't remember exactly what that track is called, but...
RandomTrivia: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
LordZarano: @Favre_the_Undead Rose In a Field I think
Favre_the_Undead: thanks
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
RandomTrivia: Welp
matthaus_c: !fart
LRRbot: The duck call!
RandomTrivia: That went well :D
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
flatluigi: og, my sons
matthaus_c: wait when did Adam turn orzhov
Figgyleaf: LUL
Earthenone: is the overlay wrong or did adam radically change his identity?
MadWolf1290: why would you do this to our boy lrrPAUL ?
lemmel: Wade boggs head: goes down smooooth...
f_tan_theta: Wade Bogchamp LUL
RandomTrivia: STRONG name
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, BOG, dude
HundreydAundre: Oh, is the prize pool a cumulation of twenty dollars? Or should it be?
RandomTrivia: It's double-barreled LUL
matthaus_c: just like Zippo-Tricks McEdgelord
blue_lore: Ben's being quiet.....um....about that >.>
YeetTheRich_: cool playmat nelly
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Champ, of the Quebecois Champignons
RandomTrivia: LUL
MadWolf1290: LUL
elkae: seabatBRAIN
Lord_Hosk: Oh I love the two sleeve colors it looks like two stacks of post it notes.
Favre_the_Undead: LUL
RandomTrivia: Adam's in the Moonbase, where Trick Room is in permanent effect :D
blue_lore: Hurry and counterspell his dice roll
Natedogg2: I was thinking of 10.25
tangokilo421: And we call that the LoadingReadyRumble
sydnius: Megastrats
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
NavelWarfare: Very mortal kombat announcer there Ben :D
RandomTrivia: WOOOO!
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature β€” Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold β€” Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
YeetTheRich_: thats a common?
DiscordianTokkan: There Bear!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: That woz bearable
SRJables: Awarebear, he's so aware!
multeyemeteor: Sunlance opportunity missed
LRRbot: Excavation Mole [2G] | Creature β€” Mole [3/3] | Trample / When Excavation Mole enters the battlefield, mill three cards.
blue_lore: The "Ben's" being Magic hooligans is the best thing ever <3
HundreydAundre: Skipped to round three! F I G H T!! You already lost round one: Wait. WHAT!?
Lord_Hosk: How can Nelson come back from such a life deficit of two! this game is almost over already!
LRRbot: Aether Adept [1UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | When Aether Adept enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
JRandomHacker: When I played against Adam Fischer in a team sealed side event (that Dana was also playing in), Dana was 100% rooting against her dad
blue_lore: So how is the Younger Nelly's Magic education? do they get their own stream soon?
Seth_Erickson: I only kind of remember Stomp the Yard and it was fine
frank_the_great: What about Step Up 3D?
RandomTrivia: Milling all these Dredge cards - that's just good deckbuilding
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you know how you posted on Twitter your are supposed to play dredge....
multeyemeteor: Toot toot wizard
samb6678: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:47.
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, mill two cards.
LRRbot: Cancel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Were-were-were-BEAR
Favre_the_Undead: !card rhys
LRRbot: Found 11 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
abrightlight: I love ephemerate
LRRbot: Sandsteppe Outcast [2W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | When Sandsteppe Outcast enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put a +1/+1 counter on Sandsteppe Outcast. / β€’ Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
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LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature β€” Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold β€” Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature β€” Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Whitemane Lion [1W] | Creature β€” Cat [2/2] | Flash / When Whitemane Lion enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
HundreydAundre: Oh, James Turning Lions-Storms! Rememer that!? EMA?
Natedogg2: In before Mind Rot.
HundreydAundre: Well, there was no Storm, but his count went up to three.
LRRbot: Llanowar Visionary [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/2] | When Llanowar Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {T}: Add {G}.
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Dmc3628: Elf Dugtrio is an Uncommon
superdude097: !card Llanowar Tribe
LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
LRRbot: Excavation Mole [2G] | Creature β€” Mole [3/3] | Trample / When Excavation Mole enters the battlefield, mill three cards.
Favre_the_Undead: can he still win?
underhill33: That mole is on the escalator again
Znazl: nemuCry
DiscordianTokkan: Llanowar Dugtrio is so GOOD
NavelWarfare: womp womp
A_Dub888: The Win-con!
BjjBrain: Bigfoot?
Figgyleaf: "sorry, sorry"
TheWarbo: do the cool kids no longer talk about Three ___ In A Trenchcoat
Lord_Hosk: its a race... Its a race
LRRbot: Dawnglare Invoker [2W] | Creature β€” Kor Wizard [2/1] | Flying / {8}: Tap all creatures target player controls.
LRRbot: Shrieking Drake [U] | Creature β€” Drake [1/1] | Flying / When Shrieking Drake enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: shrieking drake.. U for storm count +1
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Read the Bones [2B] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
DiscordianTokkan: The TV show was based off of the BOOOOOKS Thooooouuuuuugggh ( wheelerJoke )
shendaras: There are at least like 3 books.
multeyemeteor: I hated when we had to go to Bone Library in grade school.
YeetTheRich_: dictionary is THE book, everything else is just a remix
Dish_KP: Wheeler definitely knows that :P
lamina5432: i read an average of 5 a week so yes more than one
ichibento: No, the author has been busy. There are four books now.
HundreydAundre: Hey, kid! Leans forward: Wanna buy some b o n e s?!
LRRbot: Roaming Ghostlight [3UU] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/2] | Flying / When Roaming Ghostlight enters the battlefield, return up to one target non-Spirit creature to its owner's hand.
TheWarbo: Goaming Roastlight!
virre_: And there is a lot of Bones book and there is some rather big differences with the tv-show.
LRRbot: Greater Sandwurm [5GG] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/7] | Greater Sandwurm can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Cycling {2}
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LRRbot: Blade Juggler [4B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Spectacle {2}{B} / When Blade Juggler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
multeyemeteor: "Look at my sand wurm, it's pretty great!" ... "You call that a sand wurm? Mine's greater!"
Figgyleaf: Respectacles
revjakenash: I keep getting nelson's kids mixed up with audio from my kids
Dmc3628: replace draw with dredge for Browniescale?
Geekscience: how does Adam die, doesn't nelson have 5 on the board and Adam blocks one on the ground? Or was he at 5 before The Juggler?
lirazel64: @revjakenash That seems to be a very Perpetual March problem.
oneiropticon: I had to step away to cook, what happened second bracket?
chaostreader: @geekscience They all flew.
Dmc3628: Adam is at 5 with Juggler proc
RaklarLS: there's one called Blood, another called Bowls, and so on.
Geekscience: @chaostreader OH whoops well there you go
Figgyleaf: LUL
shurtal: there's a young adult novel title character called Charlie Bone
Earthenone: id like to solve the puzzzle
Dmc3628: the question of when to and when not to dredge is a loopy maze
lirazel64: Thr
RAZRBCK08: dredge is weird but a lot of fun
sydnius: Science tinder
Geekscience: Missed the first half of this game; always have context, kids
revjakenash: @lirazel64 mine are yelling about pokemon, that is how I can keep track of what's happening
lirazel64: There's one called Cell.
Figgyleaf: Y'ever just think about Bones?
Dmc3628: it's like do i feel confident in replacing this draw? or this instance of a draw?
lirazel64: @revjakenash Haha!
frank_the_great: When I play against dredge, I assume my opponent isn't cheating
Pharmacistjudge: definitely Ojutai
YeetTheRich_: rakdos Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: the Ojutai guild
DiscordianTokkan: MarDon't
Dog_of_Myth: *takes notes*
shurtal: Clip it, that's the ticket
strangelee: Mardoing it
RaklarLS: the Savai college of mutation
YeetTheRich_: judge is always right
shurtal: dang, dawg, why you go so hard
TheWarbo: wait was i supposed to write something down, i was busy mmo fishing
Figgyleaf: LUL
Zath_: Mardu?!?! you mean Rakzhov?
dkosa: just noticed the commentary area - Amazing - love it
HundreydAundre: But whose school'd gulfs first?
elkae: sergePun
lirazel64: I like Selesnya, assuming they're all like Serge
idavise: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:33.
Natedogg2: But what happens if you have to mulligan as well?
Figgyleaf: ~~parody parody!~~
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
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bernardo013: chrismelNotes chrismelNotes chrismelNotes
frank_the_great: Or the new confused Will emote
YeetTheRich_: you need actual good apm in arena for emote-strats
HundreydAundre: @lirazel64 I thought that was Lorehold?
Angreed66: Jokes on you all I need is the perfect 4 cards to win.
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature β€” Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold β€” Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG
Geekscience: There bear
elkae: seabatTROG
kemykatze: Where?
LRRbot: Azorius Chancery | Land | Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{U}.
LRRbot: Shaman of Spring [3G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/2] | When Shaman of Spring enters the battlefield, draw a card.
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LRRbot: Sea Gate Oracle [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/3] | When Sea Gate Oracle enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
Crimzinn: guessing this is a chaos draft?
multeyemeteor: What a horrible thing to say about Adam's deck, ben
YeetTheRich_: play me daddy
MegaDosX: @Crimzinn Constructed 60-card pauper singleton, $20 limit from their local LGS
DiscordianTokkan: @Crimzinn $20 LGS Singleton Pauper Challenge
Figgyleaf: The Sagoracle
LRRbot: Grisly Salvage [BG] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
SRJables: i've played sea gate oracle in vintage cube
Crimzinn: huh, interesting. Ty and sorry for not reading the stream title :P
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Dmc3628: i hope to everything Adam doesn't have GY order matter commons
RaklarLS: drone, for short.
LRRbot: Neurok Invisimancer [1UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Neurok Invisimancer can't be blocked. / When Neurok Invisimancer enters the battlefield, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Jungle Weaver [5GG] | Creature β€” Spider [5/6] | Reach / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Corpse Churn [1B] | Instant | Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Llanowar Visionary [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/2] | When Llanowar Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {T}: Add {G}.
MegaDosX: "I'm you, but stronger" - Llanowar Visionary to the Shaman of Spring, probably
Figgyleaf: The term "Strictly Better" comes to mind
LRRbot: Valorous Steed [4W] | Creature β€” Unicorn [3/3] | Vigilance / When Valorous Steed enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
Desruprot: Strictly Better is hard to use as it usually means all situations
Angreed66: The only reason the shaman could be better is against an cmc3 or lesss restriction removal spell
YeetTheRich_: nvm
MegaDosX: Not anymore!
Manae: That unicorn needs Banding
HundreydAundre: Llanowar Visionary Abridged: Draw you card when enters play. You may tap as a Basic Forest rather than declare attacks with it.
RandomTrivia: There it is!
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LRRbot: Greater Sandwurm [5GG] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/7] | Greater Sandwurm can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Cycling {2}
MegaDosX: !card moonhold
LRRbot: Moonhold [2{R/W}] | Instant | Target player can't play lands this turn if {R} was spent to cast this spell and can't cast creature spells this turn if {W} was spent to cast this spell.
Angreed66: never
Desruprot: its a werebear, but is it an awarebear?
1y1e: return to shadows over innistrad
Natedogg2: If only Padric Miner was a common instead of *checks notes* rare?
Desruprot: !card Moonhold
LRRbot: Moonhold [2{R/W}] | Instant | Target player can't play lands this turn if {R} was spent to cast this spell and can't cast creature spells this turn if {W} was spent to cast this spell.
WolfgangCloud: Return to Kamigawa
RandomTrivia: The unicorn was the brains of the operation :D
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Desruprot: pretty sure Moonhold is Shadowmoor-Eventide ect
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YeetTheRich_: it's simple you ban the basic island
TotallyNotaBeholder: That was my ride, hadn't named him yet, but still
Ballistic_Meatball: no creatures in deck, just doom blade
HundreydAundre: @WolfgangCloud In flashback drafts, Kamigawa returns to you!
LRRbot: Sea Gate Oracle [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/3] | When Sea Gate Oracle enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
DiscordianTokkan: YEssssss
YeetTheRich_: win condition online!
Desruprot: oooh Invisomancer, my favorite of Scars Limited
DiscordianTokkan: tqsKnife
A_Dub888: jungle.japes
tergonis: we got there!
MegaDosX: "Let me see what you have." "A knife!" "No!"
rasterscan: !card stab wound
LRRbot: Stab Wound [2B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’2. / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Kraul Foragers [4G] | Creature β€” Insect Scout [4/4] | Undergrowth β€” When Kraul Foragers enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature card in your graveyard.
Geekscience: Double Ben-etration on commentary is almost too much to handle
YeetTheRich_: was that kermit? Kappa
control_rig: Hahahahaha
A_Dub888: "Ben are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Figgyleaf: I'm so here for this
Easilycrazyhat: "Clearly you've never heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back" - Christopher Lee
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
SnowbirdMike: LOL Raggamuffin
strangelee: I love this chickanery
RandomTrivia: #BenHasExactlyTheRightAmountOfPower
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
YeetTheRich_: benginChaos
fry72wastaken: This is my first time watching live
elkae: Utter rapscallions
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
MegaDosX: Clue, not treasure
elkae: The lot of them
1y1e: @fry72wastaken welcome!
Geekscience: Clue, you know like the movie
WolfgangCloud: Paul could turn up Nelson a bit he is not very loud for us either
Professor_Rakor: Oh yeah, thats a common
chimpfunkz: is this just an archaeomancer/wall ghostly flicker deck
HundreydAundre: #BenIsPowerSource
Desruprot: seems like Nelson likes to draw cards
flatluigi: what happened
Geekscience: Do you have something to share with the class, Ben(s)?
RandomTrivia: Whatever is going on off camera it's clearly HILARIOUS LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ben's still giddy from New PokΓ©mon Snap
TotallyNotaBeholder: They're being children
MadWolf1290: the Bens are so bad together. it's great
LRRbot: Boot Nipper [1B] | Creature β€” Beast [2/1] | Boot Nipper enters the battlefield with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.
floki4242: share with the class Ben's
elkae: Such giggles!!
noSmokeFire: I love how the Bens avatars are huddled in the corner like they're laughing at a joke
Figgyleaf: LUL
HundreydAundre: #BenIs/ #Ben'Nos/ #Ben-evitable
YeetTheRich_: this is prime commentary
YeetTheRich_: love it
RayFK: Good jokes off-camera commentary Kappa
Desruprot: oh that old meme
RandomTrivia: Embrace the benginChaos
FacelessManAboutTown: The Bens cannot be contained
LRRbot: Spined Megalodon [5UU] | Creature β€” Shark [5/7] | Hexproof / Whenever Spined Megalodon attacks, scry 1.
coolnezz09: The Ben’s are communicating telepathicly the end has cone
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, hi Don
MadWolf1290: "I think we broke Ben" "which one?" "yes."
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hexproof Shark do do do do do
strangelee: Every time we get Ban & Ben I can't halp but think I'd love a podcast with those two
CompleatedPinkie: Bootnipper is pretty decent. I've played against it in Constructed on Arena, even.
HundreydAundre: @FacelessManAboutTown This is getting out of stream! Now there are two of them!!
Figgyleaf: I would 1000% watch that
LRRbot: Greater Sandwurm [5GG] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/7] | Greater Sandwurm can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Cycling {2}
RandomTrivia: I would watch the hell out of Ben and Ben giggling for 2 hours
Geekscience: A+ commentary right now
elkae: YES
coolnezz09: I’d watch that
YeetTheRich_: patrick and spongebob giggling in boating school .gif
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
elkae: Ben giggles 4eva
thraximore: the mental image
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
elynne: Nelson played a fish
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
boonf: UR PLAYIN DAT FISHHH
MegaDosX: Oh snap, it's the flying Frost Lynx from Strixhaven
vellebastet: OMG
LRRbot: Charmed Sleep [1UU] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Charmed Sleep enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Lord_Hosk: This is what parenting is like, only more mysterious poop smells
Geekscience: does bootnipper have Lifelink or Deathtouch, I can't remember which it came down with?
RandomTrivia: Deathtouch
superdude097: @Geekscience DT
Punching_Bag: @Geekscience deathtouch
Geekscience: thx
DiscordianTokkan: @Geekscience Deathtouch
elkae: The two most patient men playing a card game and the two truants giggling in the back of the class LUL
revjakenash: nelson is 100% correct. My son is describing a nuzlock to me right now
LRRbot: Shrieking Drake [U] | Creature β€” Drake [1/1] | Flying / When Shrieking Drake enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
electra310: Shrieking Drake is the singing fish of Magic
NavelWarfare: @lord_hosk More as in greater number, or as in deeper mysteries?
LRRbot: Returned Centaur [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie Centaur [2/4] | When Returned Centaur enters the battlefield, target player mills four cards.
circusofkirkus: revjakenash your son is Ben?
Goorguy: Kevin?
Lord_Hosk: BOTH navelWarfare
boonf: revjakenash dad?
benjamin_wheeler: @circusofkirkus yes
HundreydAundre: @elkae This is a Strixhaven Cram Session via LRR. Cuz study group a bit farfatched, right?
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
Professor_Rakor: I.....need a shrieking drake...for reasons...mostly chulane commander.
Geekscience: canlander staple Bonesplitter
revjakenash: I look forward to being bombarded with Pokefacts all day tomorrow while trying to play in the gladiator games
LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / Morbid β€” That creature gets βˆ’13/βˆ’13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
SRJables: but what if I tragically slip?!
MegaDosX: There's just a dust cloud and that's it
Figgyleaf: The axe just falls
SRJables: am I the monarch, just let me know
LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
MegaDosX: Nelson's deck is pretty spooky
dividesBy0: It is probably hard to navigate difficult terrain when you cannot see your feet
noisyblizzard: he fell on the bonesplinter, he shouldnt have run with it
Fofo57007: the masters/golf commentary is killing me tnyLol
elkae: The Tragically Slip are pretty important on the Canadian music landscape tbh
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HundreydAundre: Run Away Together: The Friendship Game
unicornly: @elkae i see what you did there
Geekscience: Symmetrical effects are always fair
RandomTrivia: Nelly has built this absurd loop of paying 6 mana to bounce a creature
RandomTrivia: He's built his own Capsize!
mitomanox: sick pad nelson
elkae: I built up the punchline from @srjables !
Pharmacistjudge: it's a very fair scoop
YeetTheRich_: the boot could not be nipped ... ggs
Pharmacistjudge: don't feel bad about not playingi t out
Earthenone: i think you lost when he played an island
elkae: I can’t take the credit
strangelee: Nelson had the deck I've always wanted to run, love it
lirazel64: All the little synergies.
the_grand_nan: I really love this 20$ challenge stuff SeemsGood
elkae: Also hi @unicornly LuvSign
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
HundreydAundre: Almost as if Islands should be on the storm scale next to Storm... XD
dodrito: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
NavelWarfare: Thank you lrrbot :D
meachamo: Didn't Nelson play storm on a previous pauper stream?
unicornly: hi @elkae lrrHEART
felrender: !UPTIME
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:20.
felrender: apologies for caps, have been transferring data between phones all night
ichibento: PrideLGBTea
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Jazaman: Woohoo Remembered to sub a whole year!
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HundreydAundre: @LRRbot Yes. Yes I am. And this week must be the bare minimum.
Figgyleaf: ooooh. This is a scary matchup for blitz
SK__Ren: I'd like to call this match up "Blitz aaaaand You missed it"
dodrito: i love nelson
FacelessManAboutTown: Nelson has the patience for children
rasterscan: Nelson is so so wholesome.
NonUniqueGuy: How can you pick just one thing to be your favorite thing about Nelson?
Figgyleaf: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
elkae: Nelson is delightful
Teslamat: LUL
dodrito: LUL
YeetTheRich_: rigged
SK__Ren: get wrecked
shurtal: hubris
ichibento: LUL
vellebastet: Nelson is very kind. :D
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Lord_Hosk: My favorite thing about Nelson is how he is a neverending advocate for inclusivity in the Magic community, a loving father and a loyal friend.
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Lord_Hosk: BOOM roasted.
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
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Geekscience: Hey lil' mama lemme whisper in your ear
HundreydAundre: My favorite thing + Nelson? Kaldheim Appreciation.
dkosa: sweet nothing's maybe?
KaminaDuck: Nelson is a very chill and welcoming person lrrHEART
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: commentary icon asmr
LRRbot: Elusive Spellfist [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Elusive Spellfist gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
elkae: Snuggle buds!
DiscordianTokkan: "Psst. That's Coco"
RomanGoro: Those icons have the same energy of that Lili/Chandra card
LRRbot: Sandsteppe Outcast [2W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | When Sandsteppe Outcast enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put a +1/+1 counter on Sandsteppe Outcast. / β€’ Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
MAPBoardgames: It's like Ben has oversized cards.
gamercat88: Adam the big spoon
YeetTheRich_: "psst hey ben, wanna go play some streetfighter?"
ichibento: Nelson is one of my favorite meat creatures.
niccus: ben's creatures are bigger, he can't lose
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MacabreAurora: New art for diabolic tutor then?
Figgyleaf: @RomanGoro Oh duuuude! They kinda do!
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β€” Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
Radyin: Why is Ben playing oversized cards?
HundreydAundre: LRR Diabolic Tutor reprint. @Seabats @benjamin_wheeler
elynne: Ben just has tiny hands
RoastedGravy: Nah, Nelson's just playing with small cards.
Desruprot: rip doggo
RoastedGravy: Kappa
ichibento: @Radyin His camera is set to a weird angle.
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature β€” Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Tome Raider enters the battlefield, draw a card.
lirazel64: @radyin For the same reason he has oversized hands.
Professor_Rakor: Wheeler is excited by this 1/1 for 3.
strangelee: It flies and draws a card, what's not to love?
legiondivided: ben's life?
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strangelee: Also she's punny
LRRbot: Crash Through [R] | Sorcery | Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Draw a card.
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Teslamat: LUL
control_rig: I *knew* that was coming
Geekscience: Crash 3: In space
TheWarbo: Crash 2rough
YeetTheRich_: crash bandi-through?
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Kiln Fiend gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
FacelessManAboutTown: I thought it was the sequel in the famous Playstation series Crash Bandicoot @benjamin_wheeler
thraximore: you could say it was "through late"
xblue007: crash twuo
Desruprot: its so much a fiend its not even a demon or a devil
Professor_Rakor: Now that the commenters are swapped, it looks like wheeler farted and adam is leaning away in disgust.
LRRbot: Flicker of Fate [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature or enchantment, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
frank_the_great: Ben's cards look oversized compared to Nelly's
digitalsloth58: Detective Graham Waters and his partner Ria are involved in a minor collision with a car being driven by Kim Lee. A subsequent exchange of racially charged insults occurs. Waters arrives at a crime scene where the body of a "dead kid" has been discovered. Earlier the previous day, Farhad, a Persian shop owner, and his daughter Dorri are in a gun shop arguing over what cartridges they should buy.
elkae: Oh no snuggle buds got separated!
LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
digitalsloth58: in case anyone wanted the first few sentences of the synopsis to crash
freshmaker__: 2 final 2 fantasy
FacelessManAboutTown: Also no Dave Matthews Band jokes
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
RoastedGravy: 2 mana 2 bolts
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
DiscordianTokkan: Chooo chooooo
control_rig: Jeebus
unicornly: @elkae it's getting warmer out so they could only snuggle for a lil bit.
MegaDosX: This definitely feels like a Ben deck
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tidehollowcat: Kiln fiend is my favorite magic card for a reason.
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elkae: @unicornly Fair
Radyin: Good thing no one played RDW.
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Ben is Master of this format
frank_the_great: The lesson is when people agree to not play RDW, go Izzet blitz
SK__Ren: I stand by my match name. Blitz deck go brrrrrr
meachamo: Nelson's already shuffled up drawn a fresh 7 as Ben is moving to combat
Lemontartz: Ben "Keep 'em Honest" Ulmer
YeetTheRich_: lesson here is: find a way to include red burn spells but not play straight rdw Kappa
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Just think Ben had 5 better ideas first
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YeetTheRich_: i love to see LGS pauper storm at some point
GragSmash: I was gonna say that was a subplot during Theros but that was Alex
frank_the_great: That brings me back to jury duty
HundreydAundre: It's like a Friday Nights, but a crapshoot, no?
RoastedGravy: "Oh man, is that Raid: Shadow Legends?"
YeetTheRich_: you playing Raid: Shadow Legends?
lamina5432: i do
elkae: A Pita??
lamina5432: it good
elkae: I may be hungry
DeM0nFiRe: Only complaint about PS Vita is the proprietary memory cards are expensive and poor quality
strangelee: Neat Island
GragSmash: famous band The Mountain, Go
HundreydAundre: DO U!?
RoastedGravy: This stream is sponsored by Clash of Clans. Kappa
LRRbot: Elusive Spellfist [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Elusive Spellfist gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE
Moriko_Nanami: What's wrong with my PSP?
dkosa: Ben that's 2 mountains
KaminaDuck: Uh, Ben? That's not an island?
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature β€” Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Tome Raider enters the battlefield, draw a card.
dodrito: those are mountains
Fofo57007: islands?
Mizucrux: ah yes my favorite island
HundreydAundre: NOTE WAY! MII TWOES!
Desruprot: um
JRandomHacker: The "talking through a taco" phone - the N-Gage
MegaDosX: Am I seeing things or does that island look like a mountain?
DiscordianTokkan: Mountain: Is land
LordSaphni: Ngage was my first phone
xblue007: game.com?
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE the island?
peazful: wait how did he cast it with two mountains?
YeetTheRich_: bens mana did not line up there right?
Cartographers_Ink: Uh, the island looks awful tall?
keesonman: no U lol
62MGcobra: i need to fix my VB
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
strangelee: MOUNTAIN
MegaDosX: BEN
Kivipaperisakset: omg couldn't sleep and actually managed to catch a friday night paper fight live! This has never happened before!
Juliamon: Shame mosh
hidingbox: oh dear
YeetTheRich_: you broke it ben
Bugberry: I've used a Virtual Boy once. I literally had a friend who's parents worked at Nintendo.
keesonman: wowowow
thraximore: he just did it again
dkosa: lmao
Fofo57007: an island
peazful: wait now he juts called the island he drew a mountain LOL
frank_the_great: Chaos
Easilycrazyhat: You've angered the bees, Ben!
Texan_Reverend: I worked at EBGames when the nGage came out, and boy howdy, did we hate that stupid thing.
DarthRagnar815: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Ben you just did it again
DeM0nFiRe: Ben's board has been sent to teh shadow realm as punishment
Cimurph: Ben has encountered a short snow storm
RandomTrivia: LUL
RayFK: Ben re-enacting the book "Snow Crash"
Bugberry: Ben's board phased out.
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
control_rig: Seamless!
HundreydAundre: RR?
Geekscience: somebody ran a magnet over ben's VHS tape
MegaDosX: "Drew this mountain off the top" *puts an island down*
dodrito: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
thraximore: @RayFK LUL
PhorrestGaze: magic!
Cartographers_Ink: Now Ben's field has enacted retribution
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
felrender: Ben has fogged his webcan
YeetTheRich_: actual best wizard wins
MegaDosX: Big Cheats Ben back at it again
Natedogg2: There's the real Magic.
The_Myrddraal: benginChaos benginChaos
RoastedGravy: Ben's misplay destroyed the very fabric of reality.
Desruprot: lol
peazful: Please put this in stream highlights
KaminaDuck: Best-timed shadow realm camera ever
1y1e: doesn't look like anything to me
YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
frank_the_great: 6/10
Easilycrazyhat: *crickets*
HundreydAundre: XD
HundreydAundre: Nailed it!
elynne: *clap
freshmaker__: just a sound effect thats a single clap
aerohydra: @benjamin_wheeler i love you wheeler
elkae: πŸ‘
thraximore: wheelerClown
MegaDosX: That land mixup reminds me of when Graham did that in the blind Commander game
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MegaDosX: And Ben and Adam both got utterly tripped out by it
Mr_Bitterness: I was hoping for the GLADOS slow clap sound effect
Vyous: Could be built to smash
MegaDosX: @Mr_Bitterness "Oh good. That made it into this thing."
Angreed66: There are 1 mana boats
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freshmaker__: lightning boat
LRRbot: Azorius Guildgate | Land β€” Gate | Azorius Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Angreed66: Though at common...
legiondivided: demon zone always has a nice crackling fire in the background
boonf: virtual boi. she is all you could need. she will feed u tomatoes & radio wire
lirazel64: That's what you get for playing aggro, Mr. Ulmer.
LRRbot: Assault Strobe [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
elynne: tap a land. it dies
flatluigi: i love takis
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
HundreydAundre: Bolt is like your Pauper Nine in your average LGS.
strangelee: Hey mods, are we allowed to post clips? Or is there somewhere else for that?
multeyemeteor: Attacky's is a pretty cool diner, if you love your can of whoop ass served cold
legiondivided: there was one episode of comedians in cars getting coffee where stephen colbert told mr seinfeld about how the lyric "how strange it is to be anything at all" from holland 1945 was meaningful to him and seinfeld just waved it off and that lives in my heart forever
MegaDosX: Ben pls
circusofkirkus: better tome raider
Cimurph: There are other colors than red?
LRRbot: Cloudkin Seer [2U] | Creature β€” Elemental Wizard [2/1] | Flying / When Cloudkin Seer enters the battlefield, draw a card.
RoastedGravy: They had to downgrade to make room for Cleave.
Durzostarfire: blue is just red that is sad, so its basically the same
HundreydAundre: Or one of the Pauper Nine anyway.
LRRbot: Bloodfire Expert [2R] | Creature β€” Efreet Monk [3/1] | Prowess
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | When Archaeomancer enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Angreed66: When blue gets burn
superdude097: !card psyonic burst
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
YeetTheRich_: blue makes opponent sad
HundreydAundre: !card psionic burst
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RoastedGravy: !card psionic blast
LRRbot: Psionic Blast [2U] | Instant | Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
xblue007: its not red
thraximore: blue is just a sad red
Bugberry: Blue used to get Burn.
elynne: it's blue, da da dee da da doo
f_tan_theta: dayBlue
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Loonatic93: When you are sad, you are Blue!
multeyemeteor: Blue is a happier red, that's why it doesn't need to punch other people
matthaus_c: because it's literally a tear symbol :p
RoastedGravy: The symbol is a tear drop.
LRRbot: Spellweaver Eternal [1U] | Creature β€” Zombie Naga Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / Afflict 2
Bugberry: Red is Blue but fast forward.
frogomb: Sad like Cyan
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
thraximore: did nelson also buy a pack of strixhaven?
Loonatic93: Blue is the Warmest Color.
RoastedGravy: Green is just beefy Red.
Tiber727: Blue is just a worse red that does less direct damage but draws cards and counters enemy spells.
RoastedGravy: White is just worse Red. Kappa
Angreed66: It's more like red is a scrawny green
xblue007: black is evil, self-centered red
LRRbot: Shepherd of Heroes [4W] | Creature β€” Angel Cleric [3/4] | Flying / When Shepherd of Heroes enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life for each creature in your party.
Lord_Hosk: colorless is just colorless red
Angreed66: Black isn't evil just honest about their own self intrest
Bugberry: Red is just Green that skipped leg day.
thraximore: Magus of the Blue
HundreydAundre: 10/10: begin a second half of game after this one.
strangelee: I think Blue is just a tricky Green
tastymcnuggett: White is just bad blue,gree,red, and black
Bugberry: White is UBRG with rules.
dkosa: 5 colour is just good white
SnowBuddy18: look at Ben, healing all that damage dealt to him
frank_the_great: Black is RW w/o enchantment/artifact removal
Loonatic93: White is just Urban Green.
Angreed66: white is ubrg without the need for fixing
YeetTheRich_: blue is just brown on easy mode
thraximore: @Loonatic93 golgari?
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Bugberry: White can exile anything, and it doesn't need to counter, just says they can't be cast at all.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
damn_i_am_pretty: White is what Orange, Purple, Yellow could've been in magic, but BIG COLOR has denied us
strangelee: I am living through Nelson's deck, beautiful
tastymcnuggett: Divine Gambit is just proof White can have cool exile spells too
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niccus: white is just
RoastedGravy: I mean, Divine Gambit is kind of a gambit.
freshmaker__: Bounceweaver Giant
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 I was thinking more Selesnya, but Golgari works.
RoastedGravy: You could easily Gambit someone and they put out Hoof.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Wheeler
Bugberry: Gambit is usable in Limited and I look for every chance to play it.
elynne: and wheeler falls out of his chair
Angreed66: @RoastedGravy You don't gambit turn 2
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Your deck is valid Nelson
KaminaDuck: LOL "I swear to fffffff-family channel"
RoastedGravy: But it's like Brainstorming turn 1, you always do it. Kappa
Electrodyne: Hey did anyone do "Randall Keith Orton, RKOmancer" yet?
JohnPraw: Bounce Weaver, weave me a bounce.
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Mulder! wheelerMuldcb
freshmaker__: !card boonweaver giant
LRRbot: Boonweaver Giant [6W] | Creature β€” Giant Monk [4/4] | When Boonweaver Giant enters the battlefield, you may search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for an Aura card and put it onto the battlefield attached to Boonweaver Giant. If you search your library this way, shuffle it.
dkosa: I swear to oketra
elynne: somebody's got to build those castles
HundreydAundre: Avatar: The James Camera-Bender
Angreed66: You don't
Electrodyne: You gotta yell "THE VIPER" when you cast RKOmancer
HundreydAundre: Or just own one of your own.
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne sergeJustRight
RoastedGravy: You could say the bouncy castle industry has... deflated.
Loonatic93: Thought About Color Identity: Of all the allied colors, Green and White are like the most bestie of best friends. And they always talk serious crap about Black.
frank_the_great: Bouncy Castles charge way too much to rent, but they sure are fun
maxthefourth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:26:32.
freshmaker__: no ones hiring a bouncy castle for 1 distanced kid.
RayFK: Probably a bit less after 2020
thraximore: wheelerClown
HundreydAundre: I've seen at least one near me &... your internet got wut?
Lord_Hosk: thats not that big of a industry
RoastedGravy: "This is off of wi-fi, not internet." -Ben Wheeler
RandomTrivia: LUL
dumpsterfire: did we account for inflation
SpoopsAHoy: My stream buffered just as Ben said my internet disconnected xD
midichlorianuser: Sir Bounce Castlemaine
RandomTrivia: @dumpsterfire Eyyyy benginFingers
vellebastet: WHEELER sykLaugh
HundreydAundre: XD
SnowBuddy18: is that Boun-Seacastles?
RoastedGravy: Sir Boun C. Kastel
DiscordianTokkan: That WAS a good joke!
HundreydAundre: Gg, Nelson.
TheWarbo: i want to see a magazine advertising an interview with a bouncy castle magnate
Earthenone: no, remember that time you made a simpsons reference adam?
elkae: Good jokes streamers
strangelee: Who is George Castanza?
toast_the_dergen: so when is the magic game in a bouncy house
LRRbot: Prismari Campus | Land | Prismari Campus enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Scry 1.
elkae: Haha. :)
LRRbot: Spellweaver Eternal [1U] | Creature β€” Zombie Naga Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / Afflict 2
YeetTheRich_: remember that time when ben bolted himself for 2?
vellebastet: Wheeler is my spirit animal
elkae: :3
Angreed66: So the eternal cheater
LRRbot: Farfinder [3] | Creature β€” Fox [1/1] | Vigilance / When Farfinder enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: Big flatulence!
elkae: Blowing and/or pumping?
RandomTrivia: BEN YES
superdude097: "Where's the farts, I smell them!" -Nelson, 2021
dkosa: mtg pog crossover, slam your deck and you can play any cards that flip
freshmaker__: whats happening?
DiscordianTokkan: Lil' Pumper (of farts)
vellebastet: sykLaugh
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
elkae: seabatUseless
HundreydAundre: Ben, NO
Figgyleaf: Does it hurt you as much as this conversation? LUL
YeetTheRich_: i'd watch that
dkosa: lmao
Loonatic93: Could you throw them back?
YeetTheRich_: quick get graham on the line this is content
62MGcobra: tennis balls have menace
dkosa: makes blitz more appealing
Earthenone: i mean, for the kickstarter lrr gained access to a teniss ball cannon.....
toast_the_dergen: The person that says they'd be better at the game while getting shot with tennis balls has a fearful amount of power
LRRbot: Infuriate [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.
djalternative: depends on where they're hitting. If it's back only, that's just a magic game with bonus massage
DiscordianTokkan: Library just gets Baleted by a tennis ball
Angreed66: I'd like to meet the player who would play better while being pummeled in that fashion.
LRRbot: Repeal [XU] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Loonatic93: @toast_the_dergen Or is one of the Williams Sisters.
coolnezz09: PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR
LRRbot: Spellweaver Eternal [1U] | Creature β€” Zombie Naga Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / Afflict 2
frank_the_great: Shot at by who?
Earthenone: i dont know, i have seen a LOT of yugioh, i think the tenis balls might help
DiscordianTokkan: RIP to them, but I'm built different
vellebastet: Flawless logic
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strangelee: dog time
Pharmacistjudge: But if the gladiator is named Blaze, does the tennis ball deal X damage to you when it hits you?
superdude097: A Dog-enchant if you will
LRRbot: Rambunctious Mutt [3WW] | Creature β€” Dog [3/4] | When Rambunctious Mutt enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
elkae: benginRemy
SnowBuddy18: legal name is good boi
Loonatic93: Playing Magic the Gathering with John McEnroe!
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy wheelerPig
ArgentumFlare: Sometimes wheeler just says a whole lot of words that form something funny, but I can't actually identify why I laugh.
ihopebobsclericdies: i'm not like other game show contestants, i'm built different
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
strangelee: a good hungry boy
Loonatic93: MacEnroe.
boonf: causing rambunction
LRRbot: Crash Through [R] | Sorcery | Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Draw a card.
DiscordianTokkan: If an irish wolfhound wants your artifact as a chew toy, it WILL have them
LRRbot: Shrieking Drake [U] | Creature β€” Drake [1/1] | Flying / When Shrieking Drake enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
vellebastet: Adam sykLaugh
Angreed66: But what would the third movie be called
dkosa: 3
NonUniqueGuy: You know what movie needs a sequel? Holes.
RoastedGravy: Crash Three
legiondivided: 3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: WOAH lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
MegaDosX: Woooooooow'
RandomTrivia: GOTTEM
Kivipaperisakset: OUCHG!
Figgyleaf: LUL
superdude097: LUL
flailingsoup: ouch
DiscordianTokkan: OK Boomer (rang)
Pharmacistjudge: Roasted
freshmaker__: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Shots fired!
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
thraximore: umbraHappy
Kreiseler: Id like to report a murder
SnowBuddy18: Aang isn't a boomer
dumpsterfire: Burninated
RandomTrivia: Awww
Earthenone: boomer aang? so aang from korra?
Geekscience: Wheeler's Cackle is highly underrated
circusofkirkus: this is such a delightfully chaotic fnpf
ArgentumFlare: @SnowBuddy18 I mean, can he still be a boomer if he's already died from old age?
10of9: !updog
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Geekscience: Any FNPF with Double Benetration is fine by me
elkae: Omg
DiscordianTokkan: oh myyyy
affinityartifacts: <3
LRRbot: Mage-Ring Bully [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Mage-Ring Bully attacks each combat if able.
Pharmacistjudge: Aang must be the WW2 generation, because his child is a Bumi
djalternative: hola olivia
elkae: Olivia!
affinityartifacts: oh hai
RandomTrivia: Hi Olivia! lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Olivia
elkae: 2020Pajamas
Loonatic93: RKOmancer?
LRRbot: Exclude [2U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. / Draw a card.
DiscordianTokkan: GOTTEM
Electrodyne: THE VIPER
MegaDosX: Ben with the Uno Reverse card
thraximore: boooooom
ArgentumFlare: Randal Keith O'Mancer
Earthenone: ben is playing bullies and excluding others!
Earthenone: finally a theme deck
Pharmacistjudge: breyaBust breyaChut
elkae: seabatUseless
dumpsterfire: UR schoolyard
multeyemeteor: Since when is aggro the good hero?
multeyemeteor: *guy
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RoastedGravy: And now, to assemble the unstoppable Exodia.
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think he's common
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle their library. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
frozenphoenix7: Legacy staple Portent
Earthenone: whats the storm count?
djalternative: @multeyemeteor aggro is always the plucky hero against control
Loonatic93: How do you Pour a Tent?
BjjBrain: Portent is a popular card this week!!!
Bearudite: Chuck Mangione or Ralph Machio?
RandomTrivia: Get good quality camping equipment, people. You don't want to see a vision of the future of you in a Portent lrrBEEJ
chimpfunkz: portent is ponder but you draw on next upkeep
multeyemeteor: @djalternative I have a feeling that we have very different outlooks on life
Earthenone: poor tent is basicly just a tarp
RayFK: It's actually pronounced Macchiato
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cotillion1850: Hey LRR glad to catch MTG live and by the way have you guys seen the Japanese Arena commercial it is glorious also as always thanks Adam for often noticing my user name
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LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
RoastedGravy: Ralph Macchiato
elkae: The kind of error a booomer might make seabatUseless
Bearudite: but with Chuck mangione it can be a "Feels so Good " joke
LRRbot: Rambunctious Mutt [3WW] | Creature β€” Dog [3/4] | When Rambunctious Mutt enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
djalternative: yuuuuuuu-giiiiii-oh
Fruan: Memory Lapse is so brutal.
HundreydAundre: *ygo riff intensifies*
YeetTheRich_: y-y-your move! *epic bass solo*
RoastedGravy: *ygo bassline intensifies*
JRandomHacker: Is this... tempo?
djalternative: it's time....
djalternative: to d-d-d-d-dddDuel
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashbackβ€”Sacrifice a Mountain.
NotCainNorAbel: The cat?
Loonatic93: Richard Garfield... The Cat or the President?
frank_the_great: Y'know what'd be fun? Playing for ante
thraximore: Dicky G!
Bugberry: Richard Garfield PHD loves Shaharazad
J_Rey15: OOF
RandomTrivia: OOOOOOOOOOH
Teslamat: oof
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
hidingbox: lrrWOW
SnowBuddy18: OOF
Cimurph: Yep, feel like Ben forget that the campus has scry like 80% of the people in arena draft
RayFK: Holy fuck
Bearudite: DAMN DANIEL
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
Geekscience: RIP
Teslamat: burn heal
DiscordianTokkan: benginHeart
RandomTrivia: Absolutely obliterated
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
RechargeableFrenchman: Wooo somebody call Emergency we need to get Nelson to burn ward immediately
thaetaofdiamonds: lumirGasp
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan, it's savage in here
underhill33: Real punchy show tonight
YeetTheRich_: this is not a magic game this is a rap battle
Dog_of_Myth: Mods, I would like to report a murder tonight.
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LRRbot: Nimble-Blade Khenra [1R] | Creature β€” Jackal Warrior [1/3] | Prowess
RechargeableFrenchman: !Murder
Defrost: Dog_of_Myth, I'll allow it
thraximore: a cat
LRRbot: Roaming Ghostlight [3UU] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/2] | Flying / When Roaming Ghostlight enters the battlefield, return up to one target non-Spirit creature to its owner's hand.
ihopebobsclericdies: brrrr it's cold in here there must be some frost trickster in the atmosphere
legiondivided: a dog that lives on a boat
Earthenone: go directly to the roil. do not pass go. do not collect 200$
djalternative: is it a !dog or a knot-dog?
SRJables: What's up, not-dog?
Dog_of_Myth: @Defrost Cool. :P
freshmaker__: nothing much whats a not dog with you?
Geekscience: Yeah, give 'em both barrels, Nelson
cotillion1850: So is Nelson's deck just really good blue draft commons?
Kivipaperisakset: a cloudblazer would be a nice card now for nelly.
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:57:46. lrrSPOT
thraximore: That's how I feel when I play against UG tempo....
strangelee: Historically, most things aren't dogs
frank_the_great: Good joke streamer
thraximore: @strangelee citation needed
Loonatic93: Or in Overwatch MTD (Main Tank Diff.)
LRRbot: Cunning Strike [3UR] | Instant | Cunning Strike deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / Draw a card.
YeetTheRich_: ggs
Geekscience: what was that last spell?
flatluigi: do we have time for wheeler v adam
Diabore: !card shard volley
LRRbot: Shard Volley [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Shard Volley deals 3 damage to any target.
thraximore: !card shard volley
LRRbot: Shard Volley [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Shard Volley deals 3 damage to any target.
YeetTheRich_: nelly remember to apply water to the burned area
Geekscience: thnx
underhill33: lrrWOW
Loonatic93: "Blow up your Ghost Light!" One of my favorite Neil Diamond songs!
Earthenone: "ohh nevermind i do win", ben ulmer---often
djalternative: GGs or Bee Gees?
Fruan: Friday Night Dagger Fight
Geekscience: the knives come out
Cimurph: Though Ben should have sent those daggers to Graham and not Nelly
Radyin: !quote 5384
LRRbot: Quote #5384: "When he busts out a burn, you feel it for awhile." β€”Graham, on Paul [2018-10-10]
niccus: when's next conspiracy
shendaras: Knives Out x FNPF?
elkae: tqsKnife
elkae: PJSalt
Angreed66: The selective memory from nelson
legiondivided: it'll feel like irl bullying insteada lame cyber-bullying
superdude097: voxyKnife
burnafterburn: Awww I just joined lol
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Loonatic93: @shendaras I would watch that movie crossover!
RayFK: We don
RayFK: We don't condone the burns
RandomTrivia: This certainly did feel like 4 friends at their LGS throwing shade at each other because they're good friends
Featherweight_: the anti-champion round
elkae: benginO7
Lord_Hosk: CardKingdom.com/lrr you say?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - From Seattle to the World
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
benjamin_wheeler: @RayFK can i still buy bolts?
Earthenone: so i did the math, the players won in order of how many islands they played
Kivipaperisakset: does the friend come with the $20?
RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler you? No
JRandomHacker: I'd love to throw in a plug for Gladiator Games: Strixhaven as well - it's a tournament tomorrow with free entry and sweet prizes
RayFK: YOU SURE CAN'T
RandomTrivia: CardKingdom probably has everything, which takes away the fun of "Oh no, what do I use instead of this thing they don't have?!"
Diabore: jordan shutting that down
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
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RayFK: We get the question every now and then Diabore but like...everyone underestimates how many cards we have
elynne: <3
SnowBuddy18: LGS stuff is great
RandomTrivia: These are an absolute blast lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: [people really liked this as well]
Earthenone: also, the player who spent the most money won, so good to know magic is still working as intended Kappa
Lord_Hosk: RayFK I bet you have like 200-300 cards
RayFK: At least
flatluigi: is there a seagull in the background
elynne: harfstone
Pharmacistjudge: are we getting bonus Adam on hearthstone?
DiscordianTokkan: Bleezardo
niccus: oh nice, they could use the shoutout
elynne: bLizzard
Gadora: These budget streams are the among the best MtG, in my book.
elkae: They live on an island there’s lots of sea birbs
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BjjBrain: LOL
RayFK: OH MY GOD
fcloud: they deserve it! hardworking indies
MegaDosX: Deep cut
RandomTrivia: Fucking hell
Gadora: Wow. XD
control_rig: Wow
Earthenone: glad i got you <3
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge not for the first week at least
control_rig: Roasted
Diabore: wasnt nelly second most too?
boonf: one final burn for the road
RandomTrivia: There is no escape from Kojima
YeetTheRich_: turns out kojima still has plans
1y1e: uhm tell me about it
Moonspeak721: turns out it's a kojima game
Easilycrazyhat: yyyyuuup
control_rig: Ah Kojima
Angreed66: Will the reverse adage hold true? Find out after the break.
MegaDosX: "Save point in the credits" holy shit
fcloud: this is after the third final boss fight
randombillfolds: What's the last day to submit/vote on STX nicknames?
Diabore: more cyoa!
vellebastet: oh, fun!
flatluigi: that sounds like a very horny game
Diabore: its gonna be good
dumpsterfire: will lief show up again?
Moonspeak721: all i remember is teleporting
YeetTheRich_: wildly teleporting
control_rig: Ph right. The Mounds
Juliamon: It is both more and less horny than the title would indicate
elkae: Those are so good
Dog_of_Myth: @flatluigi It's an experience
flatluigi: oh i remember the cover photoshop now
elkae: Yeah real good thumbnail
RandomTrivia: Well, you know, when your friend discovers an unknown game and everyone wants to try it...
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
SmoreThanAFeelin: lrrSPOOP
dougma: It is called MFG... please use the correct term Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
fcloud: tarkov didn't work out, only enough material for 600 streams
BjjBrain: I cant tell if your serious lol
DiscordianTokkan: Oh dang
control_rig: Sierra is quality stuff
1y1e: @dougma I hate that I understand that reference
JosephDeath: Betrayal at Krondor is honest to god one of my favorite games
RandomTrivia: WOAH
fcloud: oh man, beej on the real old school
elkae: sergeHolyMoly
AranMathai: Oh wow. That was one of the first PC games I played as a child.
control_rig: So a little Tinker Tailor in there
RandomTrivia: A bonus TTSF then :D
drthvd3r: Need the 5.25" floppies for Win 3.1? I can put my hands on them.
fcloud: yeah might need an assist from ian
fcloud: first we build the computer then we get it to run the game
niccus: like the very roots of an open world rpg
elkae: So a handcranked computer game
Dog_of_Myth: lrrPAUL
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown
MaddogM: oldscholl rpg
ThirdFloorDraft: tidly winks?
djalternative: it's Sierra so it's a point and click, right?
philippekav: rpg mostly yeah
gamercat88: oh baby
hoagie39: amogus
YeetTheRich_: benginDab
nikheizen: what's the torture device beside the bean bag chair
vellebastet: Really??
RayFK: I'm ready for it
DiscordianTokkan: For some reason, now I want to play One Must Fall 2097 again
vellebastet: Nice!
Pharmacistjudge: Ben is always the imposter
flatluigi: god
Ritaspirithntr: \o/ YAY!!!
vellebastet: That will be so much fun!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
elkae: Aaaaaaanyway
Boomyakalolo: lrrHEART lrrHEART
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DiscordianTokkan: sergeChair
Figgyleaf: Y'all people are great! Love ya faces! Y'all are funny af!
RandomTrivia: Nelson "Spartacus" Salahub
YeetTheRich_: now officially more nelsons than bens on this stream
BjjBrain: @RandomTrivia got it!! lol
burnafterburn: Me is Nelson and Nelson is me
gamercat88: my wife
DiscordianTokkan: Nelson Voice: My wife
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Earthenone: paul maybe kill the feed of nelsons cam?
Earthenone: thanks
Boomyakalolo: <3
Easilycrazyhat: That's perfect last sub
RandomTrivia: Wheeler omg
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: what an absolute clown stream
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
YeetTheRich_: love it
vellebastet: OMG
NonUniqueGuy: Nelson left?
vellebastet: PLS
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
elkae: So goofy <3
Figgyleaf: <3
fcloud: nelson you gotta catch the vod
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART lrrHEART
flatluigi: hell yeah
elkae: Awww
Easilycrazyhat: "Oh, fun!"
Juliamon: Those things are so cool!
DiscordianTokkan: It's to make backs happy
ThirdFloorDraft: flip nelson
RandomTrivia: It's for inverting Nelson to make the insides outside!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
fcloud: in-version! in-version!
RandomTrivia: \o/
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Earthenone: its ok ben, this is cut from the family youtube channel
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: !card the rack
LRRbot: The Rack [1] | Artifact | As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. / At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Boomyakalolo: lol
vellebastet: You are all hilarious. Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
fcloud: i want one!
BjjBrain: so good!!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
laikagoat: fionaLOL
atlr: yahhhh
shendaras: That probably feels great.
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Twilight_Spark: So Nelson's going to start like that the next time we see him, right? anneKappa
Figgyleaf: Holy carp, what a stream. Love all! See ya next time!
FadedOverseer: FBtouchdown
elkae: Oh that was goofy benginO7
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: Hey honey how was FNPF? Oh, pretty nice. They played cheap decks and Nelson ended up up-side-down on the rack.
Electrodyne: I cast Suplexvoyance
laikagoat: fionaDuck lrrPAUL fionaDuck
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
djalternative: o/ lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
RandomTrivia: Night Paul! lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: THERE it is
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Boomyakalolo: lrrPAUL night paul
lamina5432: night
Electrodyne: I'm gonna watch that on Netflix