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PharaohBender27: katesLol
beowuuf: now that song's in my head! :p
beowuuf: death stranding's outro replaces beej's intro it appears
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf I mean, lrrBEEEJ 's intro isn't until tomorrow evening, so not really
PharaohBender27: Speaking of, I'll have to see how often I'm able to actually stay up for those live :p
Didero: Oh right, today on PiF, we're gonna watch a movie :p
beowuuf: @beowuuf ok, beej's intro adding to beej's DB intro is just some sort of inception level recursion
beowuuf: *PiF
beowuuf: didero: we're watching benjamin button, first we get the end credits, then we get the film until we get to the start being explained :p
Didero: Oh no, they're going to explain A LOT, aren't they?
Didero: Will at least SOME of it make sense?
beowuuf: yes to the first, and who knows to the second
Didero: "Show don't tell is FOR COWARDS" -Kojima, probably
beowuuf: :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Kojima likes to split the difference and show someone telling us things
beowuuf: show don't tell? why not BOTH! during credits!
Didero: Kojima does seem like a person who can't pick and just always does all the options :p
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
beowuuf: "we've got these three names for the villain, and five plots for them. Which one do you want to use?" "yes"
TehAmelie: it's alive!
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TehAmelie: we're all alive!
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Have the popcorn and sodas ready for a movie?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
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nullvoid8: @beowuuf Future Nullvoid says thanks for the welcome last stream
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OmnipotentTrevor: I'm almost glad this got pushed an extra session, because now I get to experience the finale live
beowuuf: nullvoid8 :D
TheMerricat: I feel a bit bad that almost all of Paul's highlights from this game are of him falling down or crashing. But only a bit :D lrrBEEJ
Decaped: there was that sweet jump tho
Earthenone: i mean james made a career out of it
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Well, that or just general vehicle shenanigans
AugmentingPath: Well, those are the most dynamic parts of a walking simulator
nullvoid8: kinda sad I missed the live reaction to the voldemort moment. Also kinda sad that I was reminded that that's a thing Kojima did
Rhynerd: Who knows, maybe we’ll find another cool thing as Paul finished up the game
Decaped: I've missed a bunch, did Paul make the treks to find the hidden people?
Rhynerd: 1. The hidden people? 2. What song do you folks think Paul’s gonna sing?
TheMerricat: I think the only folk he hasn't connected to the network are storylocked folk.
PharaohBender27: Speaking of missing live moments, anyone else noticing the LRR chatlog archive isn't loading up, and just says "Internal Server Error"?
nullvoid8: LRR chatlog?
NicoTheSly: Good afternoon, ready for an hour of credits? :)
beowuuf: oh, no
TheMerricat: I'm getting the same @PharaohBender27
Tom_Bruise: Either this game ends today or Death Stranding has no ending
TheMerricat: @nullvoid8 https://qrpth.eu/prism/
Decaped: Yeah, there are 3 bunkers you never get told to go to, have to explore and find on your own, one's even in teh first area!
PharaohBender27: @nullvoid8 https://qrpth.eu/prism/ - someone told me about it some months ago, and I've had it bookmarked ever since
OmnipotentTrevor: Which I guess almost makes this a romance game, in a way
nullvoid8: @nullvoid8 ty
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: woop woop
nullvoid8: wow twitch, that is not what I wanted that button to do
frnknstn: oh geez got my first twitch ad in ages
TXC2: PharaohBender27 I'd ask qrpth about that
NightValien28: o hey its time for ending final final final dot psd
TXC2: Paul Song HYPE
CaptainSpam: Yay more TMBG intro!
TheMerricat: That moment when you realize you had the sound muted but have unmuted it just in time to catch Paul singing....
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TheAinMAP: SingsNote lrrPAUL_FC SingsNote
nullvoid8: @Decaped Collector, Ludens Fan, and ...?
Didero: I think I'm going to miss the Paul songs the most when this PiF is over
sydnius: stream of people eh
PsychoI3oy: 👍 󠀀
PharaohBender27: SingsNote lrrPAUL SingsNote
beowuuf: hey officially paul!
KV1NN4: i am READY
Leditzig: hello from Denmark
TXC2: Damn men, taking all the syllables Kappa
TheMerricat: Paul, could we convince you to open everyone streams with you singing a song? :D
TXC2: Hello Paul
TheAinMAP: Hello.
KV1NN4: this game has been a heck of a year
Genie_M: almost :)
TXC2: Bono Episode fever
Genie_M: there is
OmnipotentTrevor: You still have to make it back to the land of the living, right?
Genie_M: a bit
nullvoid8: you underestimate how much movie Kojima can cram in here
plummeting_sloth: This is overtime, so Golden Goal rules abide. First side to complete their credits win
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you have one more chapter of pseudo gameplay left.
Genie_M: credits, final walkies
beowuuf: we're just walking to cutscenes though, right?
KV1NN4: still gameplay but plot is done maybe?
TheAinMAP: This Play it Forward, like the game, doesn't end when you think it will.
sydnius: pizza boss
Genie_M: there was Giant, Higgs, Whale
beowuuf: Ambivalent Whale is someone's Kojima name
Didero: Logbook, stardate 51185.2. We have entered hour 73 of the post-pre-post pre-creditcs cutscene. I have understood and misunderstood the story more often than I can count. Please send help
beowuuf: :D
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AugmentingPath: The whale ignoring you is a metaphor for... uh... lovecraftian cosmic horror
TXC2: the way the whale fight whent, it felt like it had glitched to me :p
Genie_M: and bombed you when flew over you
Alephred: That's the way the whale fight always is.
Tom_Bruise: just be glad I guess; that bossfight would've been a crapshoot if it put up an actual fight
plummeting_sloth: ah, the eternal Kojima question. Was that planned or was that a glitch
nullvoid8: my experience with the whale was about the same as Pauls
Decaped: whales are known for their aggressive use of lassers
nullvoid8: except I didn't notice the mouth weak spot
beowuuf: laser accidentally delivered to the whale rather than the shark
Genie_M: you didn't check it?
TXC2: beowuuf that's evolution for you Kappa
electra310: We're doing it liiiiiive!
TheMerricat: The wiki for that fight suggested that the whale turned over more often than it did, since it labeled the 'weak points' as it's undercarriage and for us it was definately on top of the whale.
beowuuf: checking, like subtext, is for cowards
plummeting_sloth: one day, god willing, Kojima is going to put an entire full-length game inside his credits
Rhynerd: Maybe it was thinking like the Magma Worm in earlier versions of Risk of Rain 2c and decided to attack one of your white supply friends on the other side of the battlefield.
beowuuf: Moody Reetus
Genie_M: your own beach
Didero: I like how even though we reached the end credits, the game is still giving you basic gameplay tips
Tom_Bruise: his strand, if you will
sydnius: chapter 43: BB
nullvoid8: I was somewhat shocked to hear in that chillpoint episode that Paul isn't familar with Garth Marengi.
nullvoid8: Which make chat (me) repeating the quote about subtext somewhat lost on him
NightValien28: exposition beach
TheMerricat: I think we also got far enough into the game to realize that she isn't our biological mother but our adoptive mother.
CaptainSpam: And the game doesn't let us into the sub-ocean, the jerk.
Genie_M: yay, beach!
plummeting_sloth: Oh, we own a private beach? Fancy
TXC2: I need to Watch Garth Marengi again to see if it holds up
beowuuf: i mean the subtext quote fits kojima so well i don't think it needs to be a reference :p
Genie_M: it was his beach
Didero: You couldn't shoot yourself, oh yeah
plummeting_sloth: and also we hit the credits so hard we desaturated ourselves
NeoSilverThorn: It was Sam's beach all along!
wench_tacular: yes, since the whales went away
Didero: I thought we were on Amelie's beach, yeah
Genie_M: yes
beowuuf: yeah, we've known since near the start bridges was our adoptive mother
TXC2: it's a beach, that's enough
Aenir798: Amelie's beach went boom, I think
Genie_M: whales were on her beach
OmnipotentTrevor: They said Amelie's beach connects all beaches, so maybe?
sydnius: find Donna Reed
wench_tacular: we hugged our way off her beach
Tom_Bruise: he's a spoopy ghoooost lrrSPOOP
nullvoid8: I think Amelie shoved us down to our beach?
beowuuf: ok, the wind and rain out there IRL needs to calm down!
CaptainSpam: Oh, and London Bridge is falling down. We need to stop that from happening. Kappa
Alephred: This might be Sam's personal beach, where he was risking being stuck forever.
Genie_M: yep
TXC2: beowuuf BIG mood
wildpeaks: 'evening chyrCoffee
Genie_M: there they are
sydnius: this beach need a funpier
TXC2: hello wildpeaks welcome
NightValien28: wildpeaks what up
nullvoid8: It's been so long since the beginning, I have forgotten everything
nullvoid8: oh hey, it's Kojima's mocap
Tom_Bruise: it's another lrrSPOOP give it a hug
Didero: Do you stil have your ropey thing and chord cutter? Kill it!
beowuuf: txc2: if you aren't experiencing this yet, then i apologise in advance on behalf of my town for sending it your way later :p
TheMerricat: "London Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down London Bridge is falling down My fair lady"
plummeting_sloth: the rest of the lyrics describe a fairly complicated repair scheme, so they're often ignored
beowuuf: uuuh
AugmentingPath: I vaguely remember hearing the other verses when I was like, 3
TheMerricat: "Build it up with iron bars Iron bars, iron bars Build it up with iron bars My fair lady"
TXC2: beowuuf oh no it's, boy howdy is it here :p
frnknstn: I bought the game and started playing for myself yesterday. Everything feels so different now.
TheMerricat: "Iron bars will bend and break Bend and break, bend and break Iron bars will bend and break My fair lady"
NicoTheSly: Oh, are we hearing the real world somehow?
TheMerricat: "Build it up with gold and silver Gold and silver, gold and silver Build it up with gold and silver My fair lady"
AugmentingPath: and then Sam was a zombie
nullvoid8: lots of wind going around today
CaptainSpam: I'd say those are less of "footsteps" and more of "squibs".
beowuuf: @TXC2 it just wants to be let in to see the end and is having to yell , that's what it is :p
TheMerricat: "London Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down London Bridge is falling down M-y f-a-i-r l-a-d-y"
nullvoid8: not so much rain here though
Genie_M: they were all the dead from voidouts
Didero: Hah! :D
wench_tacular: can we still shout our name?
Decaped: this really just the evangelion ending with the poles inverted
PharaohBender27: Huh. I'd never known that the "London Bridge is falling" song had other verses to it
Didero: Wait, why is there a handprint in the sand?
plummeting_sloth: well, I'm hoping London Bridge got residuals for this
frnknstn: Or are those bullet holes?
sydnius: premium delivery extra anchovy
beowuuf: this is the opposite of the start where we were scared about the handprints appearing out of nowhere
heyalexdaily: they're not footsteps, they're handsteps
Lord_ZYRK: And now your grunt button shouts
Tom_Bruise: the lrrSPOOP is doing handstands!
SpacePotato01: baby crawling?
wench_tacular: circus foll?
wench_tacular: folk even
NicoTheSly: Baby crawling on 2 hands?
TXC2: Serkis folk
Alephred: It's an unfortunate ghost without legs.
keroan0: This is some gloopy sand
nullvoid8: because Kojima (I think they might literally be Kojima's hand prints)
RandomTrivia: That is rather unsettling
Decaped: hands represent binding better than feet
AugmentingPath: This is snoop dogg's guest verse
CaptainSpam: Turns out we've been in MGS1 and have been fighting Psycho Mantis this entire game.
Stormthius: well let's give her a chance at least
sydnius: all night pipe lrrWOW
Tom_Bruise: Give a guy a pipe? Did Mike Haggar write that song?
plummeting_sloth: "Uhhh... okay, now the Umber River bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
Genie_M: Sis/Mom/EE
beowuuf: because of the umbilicals, the BTs were sort of crawling around when they got to you, right? so handprints make sense
PharaohBender27: Oh and now she's wearing white
CaptainSpam: Ah, Amile the White?
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AugmentingPath: red, white, and blue dresses, huh?
RandomTrivia: "Give a man a pipe and he'll smoke for a day. Teach a man to pipe and he'll commit murder in the ballroom" lrrBEEJ
Didero: Shoot them!
beowuuf: amelet? bridgie?
TheMerricat: https://allnurseryrhymes.com/london-bridge-is-falling-down/ btw in case anyone wanted the full song.
AugmentingPath: beowuuf mmm, omelet
TXC2: Defeated the Balrog
keroan0: Does that make Sam the blue wizard?
wench_tacular: bath time
OmnipotentTrevor: Yes, those represent the previous 5 mass extinctions
plummeting_sloth: man, yanked us so hard they took our clothes
Tom_Bruise: "I will draw you, Sam Porter Bridges, as poison is drawn from a wound"
beowuuf: same is the blue wizard twins
nullvoid8: Amelie the white makes as much sense as anything else
RandomTrivia: Welp
NightValien28: where we going we don't need clothes
sydnius: sam needs some roast beef he is so anemic
wench_tacular: this is workplace harrassment
RandomTrivia: Uh
NeoSilverThorn: "So, this is how I die. Naked in front of a coroner."
AugmentingPath: lol umbilical heart
wildpeaks: sir, personal space
plummeting_sloth: well, there's an image I will never unsee
Didero: The positioning there means he's looking right up our ass crack
Genie_M: we showered together
Genie_M: it's that kind of relationship
wench_tacular: but not naked!
Didero: Just hold your controller upside down too!
Aenir798: you spun around
TXC2: I wonder if GDT knew of all the things Kojima was gonna do with his likeness in this game?
SpacePotato01: did you swallow a baby? O.o
Tomasu82: no thanks.
CaptainSpam: There. Done and done. Kappa
BusTed: Hooray.
Tomasu82: dont want none of that.
wildpeaks: yay, the grey baby in our throat gave us a tumbs up
TheMerricat: chat have we viewed any of the holographic data?
BusTed: 120 likes.
plummeting_sloth: you stopped the world from ending... here as an amount of likes roughly double you received when you delivered a pizza
Alephred: You survived some kind of transcendent death experience! Have some holograms!
wench_tacular: glad they liked that
Didero: Prevented the end of the world, 100 likes
beowuuf: doens't ring a bell?
Tantusar: AWESOME
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat don't believe so
Genie_M: 120 likes for not-end-of-world
OmnipotentTrevor: But could you have saved the world a little more effeciently?
wench_tacular: saving the world never pays well
beowuuf: tradgedy of the commons, it's everyone's responsibility to give you likes, so no one gives you likes
NightValien28: don't care about the end of the world, where's my pizza?
Tom_Bruise: Dissuaded an Elder God from delivering the Final Death to the earth, you say? Couple hundred likes, it's the best I can do
Genie_M: that's why you can go back to do the thing after all this
Alephred: Oo!
Didero: "Good news, I have elected myself president!"
sydnius: connect the chiral ecotank
Aenir798: why is he STILL WEARING THAT
NightValien28: stuca
Alephred: And Die Hardman's real name is:
NightValien28: wait that's suca
Genie_M: "vote"?
CaptainSpam: Hey, it's just his thing.
wildpeaks: I'm not sure they still have voting at all
nullvoid8: no votes needed
NightValien28: ain't no vote
SpacePotato01: the joke is, no mail-in ballots.
beowuuf: John Skullface, it's french,it's pronounced skull-fah-see
wildpeaks: *gasp*
wench_tacular: dun dun dun
NightValien28: this the future the democrats want Kappa
Tom_Bruise: "What's that? You're miffed about the lack of term limits? That's USA baby, we're the UCA now"
PharaohBender27: My God, he has a FACE!
beowuuf: lookin' good John
dpj2009: it's Eddie Murphy!
nullvoid8: maybe it's a one-man-one-vote situation. Die-hardman is the man, he has the vote
wench_tacular: it was him all along!
plummeting_sloth: So, did anyone elect him or did he just go "yeah, I'll do it"
TheMerricat: I am Iron Man!
Didero: [pause for applause] *no applause*
NeoSilverThorn: @nullvoid8 So he's the UCA equivalent of Lord Vetinari?
X_modem: I didn't vote for you, I thought we had an atonomous collective.
AugmentingPath: old ways die hard, man
TXC2: the old ways die hardman
wildpeaks: fancy skin hydration mask
nullvoid8: @NeoSilverThorn that was the joke, yes
Genie_M: he's dead, jim
KV1NN4: ok that made me laugh harder than it should've
NicoTheSly: Sam looks happy
wench_tacular: beg to differ
plummeting_sloth: Maybe he was elected President because he's literally the last person in the world that owns an ascot
Tom_Bruise: "I know, I know, I wasn't listening, but cut me some slack, I was dead"
Genie_M: shhh!
ArcOfTheConclave: Sam did all the work
PsychoI3oy: I remember when this first came out and Tommy Earl Jenkins was going around twitch channels playing the game and saying thanks for playing
TXC2: to be fair, Mama and deadman did SOME of the work
Decaped: I like to think this speech is intentionally generically bad.
KV1NN4: S.A.S was sus
niccus: it's very presidential
plummeting_sloth: "We must remake America and renew it, and what better way to do so than by lying about our own founding"
Genie_M: it's good propaganda speech
Alephred: @plummeting_sloth I believe that's a cravat, not an ascot.
beowuuf: fragile did some things too!
sydnius: kamom vs hamom
Genie_M: what people want to hear
ArcOfTheConclave: Well all the work except all the work, support, and likes by everyone else
TXC2: plummeting_sloth worked the first time Kappa
NeoSilverThorn: "I told you if you tried this medal of honor bullshit, I would nope out."
beowuuf: cooling rod!
plummeting_sloth: "And that person is... the autonomous delivery drone!"
frnknstn: THat hero's name: Monster Energy Drink!
AugmentingPath: is he talking to the player?
keroan0: It's super obvious who I'm talking about, therefore I will not be explicit
nullvoid8: I don't think they're telling the General Public about the while Chiral network = beach = afterlife thing
NightValien28: the name is not important but give him a five star review on yelp
TXC2: it CLEARLY still bothers him
Genie_M: don't overdo it
sydnius: pokepokepoke
TheMerricat: WTF?
CaptainSpam: They... they KEPT that?!?
Didero: ew
plummeting_sloth: you gotta cut that beach loose bro
niccus: yeah, we delivered it ourselves earlier
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TheMerricat: LOL Paul.
Genie_M: meanwhile I was watching Credits
sydnius: son of a beach
Didero: "Open endings are FOR COWARDS" -Kojima
beowuuf: wait, lockne is still being called mama?
PsychoI3oy: jesus deadman, learn some muzzle discipline
TheMerricat: @beowuuf I mean, they are both?
Tom_Bruise: @beowuuf yea, they're the same person. Soul Fusion don't you know
AugmentingPath: beowuuf I think he means specifically mama, the ghost
plummeting_sloth: so in the end, thanks guns. Thuns.
NightValien28: guns save the day again ... wait
beowuuf: @TheMerricat i guess it was a nickname so ... nope, nm, they mean mama because she is the spirit
nullvoid8: like, it's a very realastic convo where the science guy tells you about what they tried and didn't work, but feels like such a waste of time for a game to include it in a cutscene
NojhLivic: NPCs need an entire plan, we could have done this with like four button prompts.
Didero: There is literally zero need to explain all this, especially in THIS level of detail...
beowuuf: @AugmentingPath thanks, story caught up with my question :D
keroan0: It's not like they don't have tons of your pee, poo, and blood on file to use instead of the gun
electra310: Wheels within wheels... o_O
plummeting_sloth: we wore umbilical strands on our belts. It was the style at the time
Decaped: Hideo Kojima insists on shooting you in the head with his ideas
Didero: Is that the same gun the President used to shoot two people?
OmnipotentTrevor: They're going to explain that line in a minute
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun yes but we haven't put that puzzle piece together yet.
NightValien28: could you imagine if this was a show and don't tell
Genie_M: :D
OmnipotentTrevor: Deadman is bad at that
electra310: Oh hey, he's real
NicoTheSly: Stick that became a rope? That's a good magic trick.
PharaohBender27: Don't overdo it, Deadman
NightValien28: too much
NojhLivic: @keroan0 Yeah but Sam wasn't exactly attached to those. He literally let them go.
wench_tacular: handsy!
NeoSilverThorn: "Deadman? Can't...breathe."
nullvoid8: all of this just to say "HEY PLAYER, REMEMBER THE GUN?"
sydnius: jute for progress!
NightValien28: top secret eh, back to the bathroom
NightValien28: get in the shower
plummeting_sloth: look, just cause he doesn't mind being touched doesn't mean he likes being glomped
TXC2: john , you know, THE PRESIDENT!
CaptainSpam: Are we just getting backstory backfilled right at the ending?
wench_tacular: if you know what i mean
nullvoid8: @CaptainSpam a-yup
CaptainSpam: @nullvoid8 Hoo boy.
Decaped: eh, it's the conspiracy reveal, kinda has to be at the end.
Alephred: This is possibly not the best place for a top-secret conversation.
Didero: "The president" You gotta be more specific, bro
Tom_Bruise: well you know what they say, in the UCA of the blind, the one-eyed Sam is king
Alephred: Right outside the Presidential address.
shendaras: I just joined. I thought you were at the credits?
beowuuf: cool, let's build a new world order with some buried lies, that will go well
keroan0: It's not like there have been a lot of black people in this game either. You'd think that would be even more obvious
plummeting_sloth: wait, so people just ACCEPTED that his name was Die Hardman? Didn't be like "Hey, you can't join our organiztion until we see your face and learn your actual name"
TXC2: shendaras we're passed that now
nullvoid8: top secret convo, also here's a life size hologram
wildpeaks: this scene has the best facial mocap
beowuuf: shendras: it's a kojima game, the credits were not the end of the game, not even the end of the main plot :p
AugmentingPath: plummeting_sloth it feels like we just have superhero naming conventions in this world?
Genie_M: it turns out most of the folk are just scummy
Tom_Bruise: I would've loved it if Sam said no, and this monologue wouldn't happen
NicoTheSly: Shoot him, quick!
AshleyYeo: Here we go for one of the most ACTED scenes in the entire game.
plummeting_sloth: I love the video game is now just "Sam is sick and tired of hearing about the plot but it keeps catching up to him"
NeoSilverThorn: He got the "Die-Hardman" nickname from his full name being John McClane. Because Kojima's an utter cinema nerd.
NapalmSideburns: I , am Spartacus
Didero: Also, didn't we see this in the BB flashbacks?
TXC2: "you have your mother's eyes"
nullvoid8: so is Kojima just a bad story teller?
NightValien28: nullvoid8 yes
beowuuf: @Didero we did but no one else knows we knew so keep telling us about it
TheMerricat: @Didero we were given hints, but we didn't see the whole story.
Tom_Bruise: lil' bit
NeoSilverThorn: @nullvoid8 A-yup.
OmnipotentTrevor: Sam just wants to make deliveries
wildpeaks: @nullvoid8 yup
plummeting_sloth: "It turns out the mask was actually hella uncomfortable and smelled a little"
sydnius: no mascne lrrWOW
Decaped: Kojima needs an editor. would make it great.
nullvoid8: well the hive mind has spoken
electra310: Come on, we've been mostly dead all day, we've got a Monster-brand energy drink and a shower calling our name!
nullvoid8: are the snake games this cringe?
RandomTrivia: They showed us, but then they tell us anyway
Tom_Bruise: Kojima always seems to be so afraid the audience will miss a point he showed, he'll tell us thrice with entirely too many words
accountmadeforants: Kojima's more of a "Show, then tell, then show, then tell again in great detail" kinda storyteller.
beowuuf: looki, it's how you teach people. You tell them you've going to tell them, you tell them, then you tell them you told them
TXC2: Kojima is man whose Eyes are bigger then his stomach, he has these big grand ideas, but he just can't make them work properly
Genie_M: parts of it yes, but not the intentions
Didero: "My story is so amazing I'm gonna tell it two or three times in the same game!" -Kojima
plummeting_sloth: Wait, they called YOU Die Hardman? You wore a mast, changed your identity but someone else named you that for an aspect of your life that on one else knew?
RandomTrivia: I wonder if the game would be better if it just... ended at the credits, like a normal fucking game
AugmentingPath: If I loved two people equally, I would simply not kill one of them because the other told me to
sydnius: givegim a cryptobiotesam always helps
Didero: "I can shoot you now, if it helps" :p
Tom_Bruise: I would've loved to be in the mo-cap room when this was acted
electra310: For AMERICA
NeoSilverThorn: "Uncle John, look. Dad didn't have a vengeful bone in his body. He just wanted to know me."
niccus: yeah this is incredible face rigging
wench_tacular: suuure
Tom_Bruise: Some propper "Oh God Oh Man" type shit
TheMerricat: @plummeting_sloth This is also a world where they kept sending their only miracle worker out to deliver junk... don't expect them to see through Kent Clark's disguise.
Scy_Anide: I do think this actors performance is really good as well.
electra310: It is very pretty
wench_tacular: your face is leaking
beowuuf: see, this actually makes him a good president
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NightValien28: am I supposed to feel sad or something?
plummeting_sloth: "Uhh... maybe you should have sorted this out BEFORE you decided to take on the mantle of President?"
Neljandik: maybe the mask was against leaks @wench_tacular
Tom_Bruise: And Sam just standing there like a lemon JFC
wildpeaks: and Sam is a complete blank
Tantusar: And so, God damned. The End.
electra310: Sam's all "so.... you wanna pizza or something?"
TXC2: "you maniacs, you blew it up, damn you, damn you all to hell"
NicoTheSly: Can we call him "Drama Queen" going forward?
Didero: "Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, can you repeat that?"
sydnius: cryhardman
AugmentingPath: Sam "no-sell" Bridges
TheMerricat: LOL
Genie_M: you have delivery to do
Aenir798: "Sir I could deliver you some cannabis if you'd like to chill out."
OmnipotentTrevor: "would some slightly damaged underwear help sir?"
PharaohBender27: This definitely has the flavor of "I'm letting out all the feelings of guilt and remorse that I kept bottled up for two decades"
beowuuf: everyone loves to theorise wildly
TXC2: Man are allowed to Cry chat
X_modem: LOL @sydnius
nullvoid8: it's weird, even after how bad the story telling is, I'm still thinking I'd like to play Kojimas next project, what ever that turns out to be
Alephred: How about a 10 kg sweater?
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 thanks for the permission, I couldn't stop myself
plummeting_sloth: Also, he probably didn't want a President who went by a nickname.
NicoTheSly: Pew pew Mr President
TheMerricat: Thank you for what?
NightValien28: for what?
plummeting_sloth: boy I hope Sam didn't just hand a person who had that kind of breakdown a loaded pistol
Tom_Bruise: oh geez, more endings?
electra310: BB!
PharaohBender27: For letting him have catharsis?
Didero: Sure, crying is allowed, but crawling around punching the floor might be overdoing it
wench_tacular: noooooo
NightValien28: now ending
electra310: Hey! No!
RandomTrivia: Noooo
PharaohBender27: katesCri
KV1NN4: D:
BusTed: :(
frnknstn: oh
TXC2: are we gonna have to burn our BB?
beowuuf: like, the second one?
wench_tacular: crack that pack
Rhynerd: @plummeting_sloth didn’t Sam find out the gun was unloaded when he tried to shoot himself?
Genie_M: listen
Didero: "Oh yeah, by the way, the baby you love is dead now"
RandomTrivia: Welp, direct contravention time!
AugmentingPath: love too contravene executive orders
NightValien28: how much paper work is in this world that it took this long for the order to come through?
wildpeaks: good ol' subtlety
beowuuf: ok, glados making us burn the companion cube was one thing...
plummeting_sloth: yeah, it turns out of you just sleep in your room for a couple of months the game just cuts to this scene
nullvoid8: No User Serviceable Parts Inside
Genie_M: *hint* *hint*
Rhynerd: I imagine die-hardman would be willing to give a pardon to his unnamed hero.
nullvoid8: @plummeting_sloth I want to believe you but...
BusTed: wink
Aenir798: maybe it was a euphemism
PharaohBender27: Time to go off the grid!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: our boy is doing us a solid
wench_tacular: subtle
Genie_M: *wink* *wink*
plummeting_sloth: he would be invisible, because no one else goes out side for deliveries, so no one can see him wiht their eyes
Tantusar: Plausible deniability be damned.
ArcOfTheConclave: incinerate an empty pod?
beowuuf: go find a place to break open the case without people around i guess?
beowuuf: aww
RandomTrivia: Awwwww
wench_tacular: top bromance
TXC2: if only we knew the President
sydnius: nao kiss
plummeting_sloth: ladies and gentlemen, Sam has finally emoted
Zaghrog: Deadman has been quite a friend
CaptainSpam: *smash cut to Sam futilely trying to smash container open with a rock*
electra310: Sam does not like the touching, yeah
Genie_M: Deadman has been the best friend
beowuuf: wow, fragile is now bridges?
Didero: She does have a 'Fragile' patch on her shoudler
Genie_M: She's back in business
plummeting_sloth: I decided to follow my father's dream of not using umbrellas
TheThromborax: Did I miss the scene with Sam's early past?
electra310: noooooo
sydnius: she got the bezos contract
NightValien28: WHY NOT?
beowuuf: oh, i see, she's just recommisioning her company, it's a general delivery outfit
Rhynerd: So, did Higgs shoot himself or is he just stranded on his beach now?
NightValien28: booooo
Didero: We did hear gunshots...
PharaohBender27: Man, we're getting individual sendoffs from *everyone*, aren't we
Tom_Bruise: Higgs is off in hammerspace until a potential sequel set in Canadia
plummeting_sloth: Sam does not chug
OmnipotentTrevor: Her demanding to be the one to shoot him sounds super selfish right now
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I think the implication is that Higgs shot himself
TheThromborax: Higgs' final disposition is unknown
beowuuf: higgs is a man of culture who likes point break or hot fuzz
Genie_M: Higgs is in Schrodinger's state
TXC2: Learned?
Tantusar: Stop grabbing my arm! I'm trying to leave!
Decaped: Don't you want to get divorced too! It's the human experience!
Didero: *touches Fragile intently* "Everything I touch I lose" Harsh, dude
plummeting_sloth: "Everything I touch, I lose" *five minutes earlier* "Let's hug, Deadman"
Alephred: He's finally learned the value of a cryptobiote life.
CaptainSpam: BB's stressed.
Didero: Can Fragile not just open the door again?
AugmentingPath: Alephred right, 20ml of blood
Tom_Bruise: yea, being dead would stress me out too
TXC2: but we've had end credits :p
beowuuf: can we choose to not go to the incinerator and break the case open elsewhere?
Rhynerd: I suppose he is planning to lose a lot people, what with possibly going off the grid to save Lou.
plummeting_sloth: sadly, that wsa the last time that door could ever be used
Tantusar: > Cuff deactivated > Connected to chiral network
Didero: Can you check on the baby?
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sydnius: Chapter 58: Defensive Truck
Rhynerd: Now to walk through a city!
beowuuf: aww, bb's theme
Didero: BB Beatz
TXC2: when do we get to Conan O'Brien's chapter? Kappa
accountmadeforants: So, do people live in those buildings or are they just for show?
Didero: You can look down at the baby, right? Deadman did say you can take him out, right?
Genie_M: nope.
electra310: Start the game by incinerating Mom, end it by heading there with the kiddo. Subtle!
beowuuf: there's four chapters, conan, o, brien, and conan o brien
plummeting_sloth: now let's get a trike and do some mad stuntz while we're on the way to incinerate our undead child/link to humanity
TheMerricat: @Didero we'll get to that point in a bit.
Genie_M: it's the farewell to BB
Rhynerd: @accountmadeforants I want to imagine people just live in underground shelters made under these buildings.
Decaped: yeah, this part could have had better gameplay.
nullvoid8: @electra310 I mean, I didn't notice that...
nullvoid8: I blame the 40+hours in between
PharaohBender27: Gotta say, this song slaps
AugmentingPath: beowuuf the director's cut adds conan o and o brien
Rhynerd: The soundtrack is so good.
Genie_M: I did too
beowuuf: @AugmentingPath :D
Tantusar: Or both. Could be both.
niccus: at the same time, i think people wanted larger chunks of this game to be the no-frills hiking anyways
niccus: so it's nice to return to nothing but walking
Rhynerd: Oh hey, that marker had your name on it!
Kumakaori: and 4digits of likes XD!
sydnius: 1046 likes 👍
nullvoid8: the crematorium symbol sure does look like praying hands
beowuuf: far enough if we void out
BusTed: :(
beowuuf: lrrAWW
Genie_M: Lou is offline
nullvoid8: lrrFINE
wench_tacular: can we sooth ourselves?
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
KV1NN4: oof that hurt more than i thgouht it would 8n8
OmnipotentTrevor: what about resting?
wildpeaks: did we try turning it off and on again
Alephred: I believe that path in the grass is created by many players walking that way.
CaptainSpam: Sam looks around, confused, grumbling to himself how he really only knew how to navigate this place via chiral network GPS...
plummeting_sloth: ah, and they gave us perfect boots that don't degrade for this. Quick, let's do some sidequests
Didero: @wildpeaks So the 'turning off' part went great! Now for some bad news...
Genie_M: yes, paths are created by many players walking
TheMerricat: Path's are in fact created by players walking over the same spots enough times.
beowuuf: cool
accountmadeforants: I don't know, looks like they're degrading to me plummeting_sloth
Tom_Bruise: oh the plus side, now we can wade through waist-high water without upsetting the baby!
BusTed: Nostalgic.
Rhynerd: Looks like it’s barely there
AugmentingPath: Isn't Igor the NPC who died at the beginning?
OmnipotentTrevor: I guess plot ladders don't?
PharaohBender27: Igor knew how to build his ladders, I guess
Aenir798: I guess since that's from a NPC it gets to stay forever
TheThromborax: That ladder was placed by an NPC
Genie_M: they are Tutorial Ladders
Alephred: It's a nice callback to Igor.
Splosion: It's made from Plotinium
AugmentingPath: curse you non-diegetic baby noises
beowuuf: wait, is that the song or bb?
BusTed: That is mean.
Rhynerd: Looked like it was covered in rust.
RandomTrivia: That's just rude
Didero: IS it the song? Or did baby get better?
TXC2: it's the song
TheMerricat: @Didero it's the song.
nullvoid8: npc stuff stays forever, but your personal stuff seems to be tuned to start alerting you about when people typically go to fight giant woman
Tom_Bruise: Is this baby gonna pull a Faramir after all?
Rhynerd: Baby’s still dead
Didero: aw
Lithobraker: How did Igor carry packages with his hunched back?
plummeting_sloth: hey, that was your ladder on the left back there
Alephred: Lou's not dead, just failing.
TheThromborax: Did I miss the scene where we learn about Sam's early childhood?
nullvoid8: I do enjoy the desire path mechanic
beowuuf: @TheThromborax we've heard nothing yet
plummeting_sloth: RIP Igor, the only other person we encountered that even attempted to do a delivery
TheThromborax: @beowuuf okay, thank you
Genie_M: the extinction is just postponed, not gone
Rhynerd: I think the big cutscene is gonna happen at the incinerator
nullvoid8: pretty sure there are still BTs
PixelArtDragon: Wait, this looks like much earlier in the game. What happened?
Tom_Bruise: give it three weeks
plummeting_sloth: 3 weeks, give or take
plummeting_sloth: depends on if the check clears
NeoSilverThorn: We don't encounter any in this sequence, but one of Fragile's files states that BTs are still a thing, even if Timefall isn't.
Zaghrog: I think we're at least back down to normal levels of BT stuff, not as bad as in the end game
AugmentingPath: PixelArtDragon narrative closure
NicoTheSly: I would say it's postponed until the 2nd game :P
Alephred: We're retracing our very first path to the incinerator.
nullvoid8: @PixelArtDragon we're back at the starting area for one last delivery
Rhynerd: You know, I don’t think I ever say the part of this playthrough where Paul met one of Igor’s living relatives
TheMerricat: I don't think we ever find out if the BT's are exiled or not. When we return to 'New Game Plus"" we are sent back in time to before the end. So there are BT's there.
Splosion: Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!
Aenir798: @PixelArtDragon we're going to the incinerator
beowuuf: presume we're talking centuries / millenia? like, we've got time to figure out space travel? :p
X_modem: you can be touched which means you no longer have dooms which kind of implies the BT's aren't an issue now... but it's not stated directly so far.
Lithobraker: Wait, are BTs just older BBs? OMG the T stands for Toddler! Kappa
CaptainSpam: Suddenly, oh no, BTs, run! Kappa
Didero: But Sam can kill BTs, right? So if there aren't any new ones created, eventually Sam can clean 'em all up, right?
TXC2: nostalgic Kappa
Genie_M: and with the voidout on the left
TheMerricat: @Rhynerd we did meet his brother, it was I think one of the first NPC interactions we had.
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat it's still post amelie isn't it, so in between Amelie and the Presidentail speech
Tom_Bruise: Alright, let's actually lay this baby to rest
Solid_Fuel: soo, the thing that is happening is illegal? is that why paul is offline?
TheMerricat: @nullvoid8 no idea. might be.
Alephred: Deadman took Sam offline. *wink wink*
beowuuf: if he doens't incinerate lou, that's illegal
Alephred: He was 'testing' something.
Lithobraker: Don't bang on the glass
KV1NN4: uhh
AugmentingPath: beowuuf smash the state
beowuuf: so deaman's put him off the grid to offer him a choice, it sounds like. if he uses the incinerator he comes back online
nullvoid8: @Solid_Fuel yes, Presidential Strand said "no opening BB cases"
Didero: Why does SHE have the mask?
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nullvoid8: the mask is a metaphor
Solid_Fuel: @nullvoid8 ok thx
beowuuf: I suspect this is a plot twist coming up now
Genie_M: they're BB28
OmnipotentTrevor: The timeline doesn't quite line up right now, and I think there's a reason for that
Tom_Bruise: How Paul-Harvey-Esque is this twist gonna be?
Tom_Bruise: Scale of 1 to 10?
ArcOfTheConclave: this is a great twist
wildpeaks: Diehardman looks a lot younger
KV1NN4: my still unproven theory is BB and Sam are somehow the same person
beowuuf: feels like a lot of deliberate assumptions have been bred when some thigns don't line up
AugmentingPath: KV1NN4 sounds like a good bet
ArcOfTheConclave: @KV1NN4 wait 10 min
TheMerricat: So chat, the the 'official' reason that Bridget work her mask isn't given in any cutscenes I think but she was hiding her identity when visiting the BB facilities because she wanted to avoid being connected to them.
Rhynerd: @kv1nn4 well, here’s the best place to find out if that’s true
RandomTrivia: KV1NN4 That sounds like a Kojima thing to do
Henshini: Is there a reason people wear that skull mask, or is it just kojima things?
beowuuf: solderi mask, and people connected to the military use it to hide their identity afterwards
plummeting_sloth: I have a duty to protect our country and also a duty to wear this mask for reasons I can't quite articulate
electra310: Aw, the bb is watching too
Tantusar: (I also have a duty to kill all of humanity, but never mind all that.)
jibkat: Is that Mads Middle?
jibkat: LOOK OUT
nullvoid8: @jibkat yes
beowuuf: die hardman was supposed to be dead, so he was hiding his identity. themerricat just said bridget was trying ot hide her identity now
Genie_M: because he's in the BB programme
electra310: His given name might have BB initials, and the bridge baby thing is a backronym
Tom_Bruise: You literally don't, Die-Hardman. In fact, you have to NOT follow orders if they're unlawful
Mattmitchell45: Bamuel Borter Bridges
PharaohBender27: Yep
AugmentingPath: some kind of... Die Hard ma
AugmentingPath: *man
Aenir798: We're seeing it from the camera's perspective now.
Rhynerd: Clifford Unger is: The Last Action Hero
jibkat: This is a weird game, I should play it
Aenir798: It's amazing how they hide the film crew.
Lithobraker: Ahck! They switched the view plane
PharaohBender27: Look, they spent a lot of effort mocapping these scenes, might as well milk them for all they're worth :p
plummeting_sloth: Ah, writing things on paper. The ultimate hack!
nullvoid8: @jibkat you should, though this is the epilogue happening now
wench_tacular: we used one to restart the last knot
Genie_M: we brought one to the last knot
sydnius: LA BB
nullvoid8: you might have been spoilt on just a couple of things
Rhynerd: Apparently there were at least 27 others, with Lou being 28
Genie_M: also Lou was "BB 28" before
jibkat: Its all good
Tom_Bruise: dang, that's a nice coat
Alephred: If you are considering playing this game, be aware this is the final epilogue.
Rhynerd: I think Deadman brought up the first two somewhere?
Didero: "Here, now shoot your wife" Uh...
TXC2: seems a bit extreme
plummeting_sloth: I... kinda feel like there might be other options
jibkat: He shoots the guard I bet?
Mattmitchell45: "Gun, you ready for your big role!?"
PixelArtDragon: Can't he just shoot the life support machine?
TheMerricat: Man DieHardman, everything is five minutes with you.
beowuuf: kojima is not a coward
Didero: Or just... disconnect the life support machine
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I was noticing the same thing katesLol
LurkerSpine: is it just me, or do those bullets look backward inside the gun?
SuitablyEpic: but why
OmnipotentTrevor: Mercy?
Aenir798: Because she's basically in a vegetative state
Tom_Bruise: "Cliff, I specifically told you not to hesitate, cease your hesitating
Mattmitchell45: Might they try to impregnate her again?
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe to stall their program too
TXC2: because it's more dramatic
Genie_M: BB "works" only as long as the mother is kept in this state
wench_tacular: linked to BB?
Didero: They said something about moving her
TheMerricat: Please tell me they don't think that'll be a silencer.....
Rhynerd: I’m assuming he has to break her connection to BB
X_modem: He can't remove BB with her alive is how I read it.
Alephred: I think 'stillmothers' are actual ladies.
Tom_Bruise: it's a really really cushy washcloth, that'll silence anything
beowuuf: @TheMerricat we can show you then tell you
nullvoid8: "sense" he says...
niccus: it's an average movie silencer
sydnius: everybody needs a gun to wrap a cloth towel around
jibkat: So when the guards come and find a bullet hole, they wont suspect anything?
PharaohBender27: @sydnius I suspect it's to muffle the sound of the shot
OmnipotentTrevor: However, recall that they've talked about Lou's mother still being back in storage.
LurkerSpine: love how silenced that gun is
Lithobraker: Wait you have a pillow, why not just smother?
Tomasu82: blank shots?
CaptainSpam: @jibkat The idea is that the guards won't come around until he's long gone.
Splosion: Rule 2: Double Tap
Didero: Shooting somebody in the face doesn't always kill aperson
Genie_M: that's why they took away Lou for a few stages to reconnect them to the Stillmother
Didero: There WAS blood though
Saulens181: what's Rule 1?
TXC2: Lithobraker machine is breathing for here
niccus: admitted it's probably still the most realistic part of the science of this story
TXC2: *her
plummeting_sloth: now quick, Die Hartman has set up some other 5 minute incriment that will let you out of the building
jibkat: Im just saying the other guard is gona get caught
PixelArtDragon: @Didero It just makes them need to wear a mask!
OmnipotentTrevor: there are reasons
beowuuf: dying i thought?
Splosion: Unalive?
Aenir798: I mean, we *have* already seen all those scenes before.
keroan0: I mean BB was never alive and isn't dead - it's between
Zaghrog: not all of them, but some of them
beowuuf: i presumed we'd get an option to break the case...
wench_tacular: 1.5 kg :-(
OmnipotentTrevor: are you a monster Paul?
Genie_M: BB-28
NightValien28: so tiny
Tom_Bruise: hoo, had me worried there for a second, game
Kumakaori: 1.5kg; 3.3 lbs;
Billy_Waggledaggers: Can you choose not to?
SuitablyEpic: I have a lot of questions. When did this become portal
niccus: congratulations, you cremated your baby faster than every other bb holders in history
beowuuf: ah
Decaped: yeah, this is the part where the game should have let you do the action, rather than it just be a cutscene.
nullvoid8: you are required to start the cremation process to continue
PharaohBender27: "Not if I incinerate the cuffs!"
Decaped: kind of like with the nuke before.
wildpeaks: Kojima doesn't trust players not to do exactly what he wants them to do
PixelArtDragon: @Decaped Press F to cremate BB
accountmadeforants: Because Executive Orders have been such goods ideas so far
jibkat: F
beowuuf: @SuitablyEpic you joke, we delivered a companion cube earlier as a direct reference. also there was cake, unconnected but no lie
Mattmitchell45: Contravention?
Didero: Undamaged!
electra310: That was it?
TXC2: who the fuck is liking this?
wildpeaks: don't worry, roll with it
CaptainSpam: Wow, 192 people liked that you did that! I thought you were supposed to be off the network!
Genie_M: patience.
Tom_Bruise: We did it, we burned that baby so good we got 192 likes for it
RandomTrivia: That was anticlimactic
Tantusar: LEGEND
LurkerSpine: wait did you have an option to not do that?
X_modem: +1 @txc2
ashiok_nightmare_moose: press X to continue
Splosion: Awesome! Bruned a kid!
nullvoid8: no, there is no option
Splosion: Burned*
sydnius: have a monster to celebrate being one
Alephred: Bablity!
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, there we go
electra310: Ah, he just wanted the mission points
NightValien28: cuffs went down though
cuttlefishman: Headcanon - the BB system is basically just like Eva Units, don't @ me
Tom_Bruise: oh motherfuck, we failed at burning babies after all, we're gonna have to give those 192 likes back
beowuuf: sam just trying to game the system for likes
wildpeaks: yes game, we get it already
Decaped: Like, you should have had to try to inteiontionally break BB during the delivery
Decaped: *intentionally
NightValien28: wildpeaks no, we must see it five more times to truly get it
wildpeaks: :D
LordZarano: BBBeach?
Saulens181: Okay so, ther isn't like an alternate path or anything, right?
electra310: Ouch
PixelArtDragon: Did we ever find out why BB is inside of us whenever we repatriate?
Genie_M: boink
Scy_Anide: Time for the water level!
beowuuf: it really is the tell three times teaching method
nullvoid8: now the game truely begins
jibkat: Is baby flying or still stuck in the tube?
Mattmitchell45: This the prequel to Seaman
RandomTrivia: PixelArtDragon I think that's "because Kojima"
Didero: Kojima thinks Kojima's story is so wonderful that player choice just gets in the way
beowuuf: @Scy_Anide can't be we didn't fall through a floor pit trap yet
Aenir798: I hate it when I'm trying to drink and the T-Rex upstairs keeps making a racket.
CaptainSpam: "Hey, Carl, check it out. Doors opened by themselves again."
jibkat: I think those stories are called movies Didero ?
sydnius: ooh hospital egg salad YUM
Didero: @jibkat Tell Kojima that :p
jibkat: Hehe
cuttlefishman: How do we subtly smuggle a baby out?
Mattmitchell45: Today's Cliff Unger got a real mean striiiide
TehAmelie: have we become Mads MIkkelsen?
nullvoid8: carefully
jibkat: by shooting!
accountmadeforants: Good thing nobody looks around corners
RandomTrivia: @jibkat @Didero I mean, isn't that why Kojima made this videogame? So he could put a movie on the end? lrrBEEJ
Billy_Waggledaggers: They paid for Mads. No way they're letting player choice stop them getting their money's worth.
TehAmelie: that'd be a Lost Highway-level twist
BusTed: It's a pull door.
AugmentingPath: lol
wench_tacular: time to use our gun door opener
Tom_Bruise: @Mattmitchell45 ain't nothing gonna break his striiide, ain't nothing gonna hold him down, oh no, he got to keep on moving
PixelArtDragon: @Billy_Waggledaggers I feel like Mads also genuinely enjoys roles like this one.
beowuuf: @TehAmelie we've become the madster we were fighting against!
wildpeaks: woopsie daisy
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: mads stealthinks
sydnius: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
TXC2: do they know what the BB is?
CaptainSpam: Non-lethal shotgun to the back.
accountmadeforants: So uh, everyone's just cool with what's going on?
wench_tacular: in 5 minutes
plummeting_sloth: also, hey guys we aren't killing people any more
wildpeaks: welp we sure didn't go far
plummeting_sloth: we all remember why that's bad, right?
beowuuf: ah, it was his blood not someone else's
Didero: So the alarm just summoned three soldiers?
TheThromborax: I don't get why they have lethal ammo, but they do so that's that
electra310: Dammit Cliff, why were you so slow?
TheMerricat: @plummeting_sloth actually that hasn't happened yet....
keroan0: Even in the super future, the cops are still a little trigger happy
Mattmitchell45: @Tom_Bruise Rush -> Matthew Wilder seems like the tone of this game
jibkat: Whoops
NightValien28: its amazing to me that those soldiers are so poorly trained they barely obey their chain of command
Alephred: Guards, stand down. Security will handle this.
beowuuf: @TheMerricat i thought john and cliff mentioned one of the other cities?
Genie_M: I like that they have the armor shoulder plates
CaptainSpam: "We ARE security, sir." "Well, crap."
Mattmitchell45: Yes, walk away with no concern
cuttlefishman: Is... Sam bored from this?
jibkat: "you just helped him escape, you might not be the one to give orders right meow"
cuttlefishman: Look at his expression
Wiliart: Like, why wouldn't they wait here until they come out again and know it's done.
sydnius: their pizza was getting cold
TheMerricat: A voidhout has happened, but the whole BT thing hasn't. Sam being repatraited is what caused the BT's to arrive.
cuttlefishman: it's been forever
Sly_chocobo: Im so confused as to what on earth is going on at this point
AugmentingPath: cuttlefishman Sam is constantly bored
wildpeaks: that's just Sam, he always looks bored
electra310: Resting CSPAN face
TheThromborax: This probably takes place in the now-destroyed Capital Knot City
Genie_M: bzzt
Invitare: I don't think that would lock the door
shendaras: Why does shooting the control panel do anything? =p
Saulens181: that's four bullets
cuttlefishman: I feel like shooting makes it more obvious where he is
jibkat: What security door locks when broken?
Didero: Why is Sam here?
nullvoid8: @Sly_chocobo an extended sequence in which Mads (Cliff) tries to escape with his child
NightValien28: shendaras trope
PixelArtDragon: I think the only time we've seen Sam not bored is when he encounters other (friendly) porters outside
OmnipotentTrevor: sam is seeing the memory
Didero: Ah, right
Aenir798: @Didero we hooked up to Lou and are seeing more memories
CaptainSpam: "Sam, I've had SUCH a day. Anyway, up for some babysitting?"
Tom_Bruise: the kind of security that really values company secrets over personnel I guess
ArcOfTheConclave: That doesn't turn off the panel on the other side.
Zaghrog: the logic being that shooting the control panel leaves the door controls stuck
LordZarano: We've seen most of this from BB's perspective
electra310: You'd think that from BB's perspective this is a nauseating hell-ride of being swung around
PixelArtDragon: "Turns out, I shot you for nothing"
Alephred: Sir, there are windows.
cuttlefishman: Mads has a good singing voice
CaptainSpam: "See the USA in your Chev... wait, wrong song..."
TheMerricat: Mads has a good voice but he's no Paul.
TXC2: ^
jibkat: The system works!
CaptainSpam: It's all in a day's work... for SECURITY!
cuttlefishman: Paul, can you do that song
AugmentingPath: Wonder how many likes they got for shooting him
NeoSilverThorn: Amen, @TheMerricat
NightValien28: good job everyone, now here's the void out
sydnius: feel good comedy of the summer
Tom_Bruise: he sure had a lot of final words for being shot however many times he was
ArcOfTheConclave: Being a father didn't make me scared it made me brave.
Genie_M: well it's a world gone mad
Tom_Bruise: I feel like this speech should've happend before they broke in, and the song after, but who am I to judge
electra310: He's trying to distract them long enough so he can explode
Didero: Maybe somebody should call a doctor?
Genie_M: with a quasi-dead mother
PixelArtDragon: @Genie_M A world gone mads
PharaohBender27 sees what @Genie_M did there
AugmentingPath: ArcOfTheConclave whoa are you psychic? Kappa
Angnor33: Wait, is dying still explosively bad?
Decaped: "i'm sorry these cutscenes are so long"
electra310: It seems mean to move him
niccus: people don't seem to have the cuffs yet, so it might be just before
X_modem: The "what to expect when you're expecting" books had to be greatly revised after the first voidout.
shendaras: Wait, when?
Sly_chocobo: So... what is the deal with the facemasks exactly?
wildpeaks: his BB is outside the pod
NightValien28: MAGIC
TXC2: Slight of handed a Baby
electra310: Oh Sam, good try
jibkat: you just turn off clipping and its easy
beowuuf: ah, there we go, i wondered where this came from
wildpeaks: *gasp* such twist
Didero: There's like 4 other people with guns there, why aren't THEY shooting
cuttlefishman: what
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TXC2: What a TWEST
cuttlefishman: wait what
beowuuf: there we go, now some things make sense
TheMerricat: So whomever made that prediction won :)
Saulens181: hold up
OmnipotentTrevor: those weren't Lou's memories, they were yours. Surprise
Genie_M: remember that these are the BB's memories
Sly_chocobo: Wait, so.. Sam is.. Lou?
Rhynerd: Congratulations to those who callee it
cuttlefishman: I'm confused
NeoSilverThorn: Yes, Cliff's BB was Sam.
Sly_chocobo: What?
ArcOfTheConclave: Yup, Sam is the first BB
nullvoid8: I had completly forgotten this
PixelArtDragon: *Symbolism*
Didero: @beowuuf Funny, for me nothing makes sense anymore
TheMerricat: Sam is the _FIRST_ BB.
Pheonix888: those are your own memories?
beowuuf: sam's just been seeing his own stuff linking to bb, not bb28's
Tom_Bruise: Paul Harvey, you get out of this, this is way too Sci-Fi for you
TheMerricat: Lou is #38
OmnipotentTrevor: Lou is a different BB entirely
TheMerricat: 28 even
Rhynerd: I like how somebody pointed out that Mads made a dad joke there
KV1NN4: PrideWingL tiltyhEXTREME PrideWingR KOJIMA
Genie_M: Lou is 28 - Sam is #1
cuttlefishman: So... how did we encounter Mad in the game?
wildpeaks: this was many years ago
BusTed: Haha.
wench_tacular: I picked a bad time to step out of the room
NightValien28: Sly_chocobo lou is lou, but mad's baby is sam
Decaped: everyone's name must be puns. E V E R Y O N E
electra310: BB 28's not special, just some baby
AugmentingPath: I assume all BBs have Sam's memories
electra310: We were tricked!
cuttlefishman: If Mad is dead here
Genie_M: Mads's kid is Sam
Sly_chocobo: Oh...
TXC2: everybody lied
OmnipotentTrevor: Wouldn't have made sense for this BB to be Lou. Too much time has passed, and they're only in operation for a short time
Rhynerd: @cuttlefishman in storms that sent Sam into war beaches where he had to fight Mads for Lou
PixelArtDragon: Cliff Unger? More like Cliff_hanger_
cuttlefishman: but... what
Genie_M: you didn't see Lou's memories when you connected - you saw your own
jibkat: Sam is BB?
nullvoid8: Amelie adopted you after this as you were no longer a functioning BB
CaptainSpam: How old is Hardman?
TXC2: 25-30 years maybe?
ArcOfTheConclave: Kojima: I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
Tom_Bruise: old enough for Die-Hardman to grow a grey whispy beard? Hmmn?
Sly_chocobo: The timeline for this isl... all over the place
Genie_M: yes
beowuuf: hardman does look older without the mask than here, probably why the game wanted him i na mask, so it was less clear cliff's death was a while back
KV1NN4: So I guess thats what happens whena BB and a BB connect?
OmnipotentTrevor: "go on, hold yourself"
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Die-Hardman's clearly about 20-30 years younger in these scenes, so it does add up
TheMerricat: So chat, for the 'subtilies' that anyone may have missed since the Cliff cutscenes were mostly out of order, Lou, our BB is not Cliff's baby. Sam was Cliff's BB. When John/Die Hardmann shot Cliff the bullet also went through Sam and killed him. Bridget tried to save him by sending him to Amelie, and when Amelie did so, that started the whole damn mess by breaking the barrier that was keeping the BT's out.
LathosTiran: the just casualy dose you with timefall in the shower
Genie_M: Bridget never could have a child
nullvoid8: Sam =/= Lou, Lou is a different BB
Aenir798: I didn't know Norman Reedus was the son of Mads!
NeoSilverThorn: Sam was the prototype for what Lou would be.
cuttlefishman: So uhh
cuttlefishman: Who is Lou
wildpeaks: the gun that started it all
cuttlefishman: Is Lou just a standard one?
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NightValien28: yes
Rhynerd: Yep
beowuuf: oh, john didn't actually do the shooting, bridget did. How evil
accountmadeforants: So uh, John did nothing wrong in the end?
Genie_M: and the BB got sent to the Beach - Amelie repatriated him
PixelArtDragon: No, that's BB one, not two
OmnipotentTrevor: cuttlefishman, Lou is BB 28. The 28th BB.
Didero: Lesson learned for next time: Don't shoot at babies?
Genie_M: and he grown up to be Sam
sydnius: lrrWOW
beowuuf: the BB programme is trying ot make the chiral network?
TheMerricat: Sam was born to a dead mother.
NightValien28: what did she expect????
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Sam was a BB candidate
keroan0: I think Sam was just the first BB. They were able to replicate it again later
Tom_Bruise: almost like she was possessed by an Elder God of Death or something
Aenir798: No, voidouts had already happened
TXC2: The baby connects to the beach
ArcOfTheConclave: this is why Sam is a repatriate
OmnipotentTrevor: There wes already a voidout
Genie_M: Amelie repatriated Cliff's BB - Sam
Tom_Bruise: where were his genitals?
wildpeaks: at the PG13 rating board
TheMerricat: No you got it right Paul, there had been a void out already but the actual crossing over of BT's to our world didn't start till Amelie repatrated Sam.
nullvoid8: I think void outs were happening, but not full on stalking BTs and timefall maybe?
arcrew95: Well that was unexspected
Mattmitchell45: Bridget/Amelia kicked off people messing around with Life/Death Beaches and Bridge Babies, but pre-Death Stranding I think
cuttlefishman: So... the only things special about Lou, BB28, is what we see in game?
CaptainSpam: Wait, are we now the ending to 2001?
Riiiiiiis: Tom_Bruise fun fact, Mads Mikkelsen doens't have genitals
Rhynerd: I think the idea was that the Death Stranding followed Amelie bringing Sam back but the experiments and and Void Outs and fall of the US were happening before that?
foopoiuyt: Perfect sense?
electra310: Hey, he's much bigger now
cuttlefishman: Just has unusual experiences via Sam?
beowuuf: @TheMerricat what caused the first voidout? messing with chiral stuff in the first place?
nullvoid8: connecting to BB28 (Lou) reminds Sam of his own time in the jar
ArcOfTheConclave: Sam's scar
Genie_M: and the + on the stomach is what Sam - and BB - has
shendaras: Uh?
niccus: babies all the way down
Sly_chocobo: @TheMerricat Wait but arnt the BB's a anti-BT.. thing? seems kind circular that tehy cause the problem in the first place
Critterbot: da... fuq?
Genie_M: no, they're just a BB
TXC2: yeah, Lou is just some BB
Alephred: And this is why Sam can repatriate.
TheMerricat: @beowuuf I don't know that we are ever told, but the implication is that it was part of Bridget attempting to kickstart the Last Stranding.
AugmentingPath: Sly_chocobo I think they were originally designed as modems, nd then repurposed to spot BTs
Zaghrog: BB's are not anti-BT, BB's simply can observe BT's
ArcOfTheConclave: All the Cliff scenes are Sam's memories, not Lou's
Rhynerd: Much like communism, Lou’s connection to Cliff was just a Red herring
beowuuf: @TheMerricat huh, ok. That's confusing!
cuttlefishman: Wait, are BBs basically just IMP machines on a super early ARPAnet?
KV1NN4: So same was not BB1 but one of the early ones at least?
Genie_M: BBs are half-dead through their stillmother, and thus they see Beach Things
electra310: They have great face capture and extremely weird baby physics
Aenir798: This was the first case where someone with DOOMS could connect with a BB.
TheMerricat: Sam was #1, the first chance they had at it.
wildpeaks: I think the vision were Lou experiencing Sam's memories, that's why it zooms on their face
Didero: So if Amelie can just make people be alive again, why does she only do that for this random baby?
OmnipotentTrevor: It might just be because Sam was a BB once too
lyropithic: This is some Predestination-level weirdness
KV1NN4: @TheMerricat ah thanks
Genie_M: no, he just ... connects. but he saw his own memories, not Lou's
OmnipotentTrevor: He might have been able to bond with another.
KV1NN4: Now I'm back to being sad for Lou
TXC2: Didero 'cause doing so is what let the BTs in
Alephred: @Didero Amelie is also President Mom, remember.
accountmadeforants: Bsam Bridges
OmnipotentTrevor: Or because they didn't want to spoil BB's name
AugmentingPath: Sam is short for Besamuel
PixelArtDragon: Bsamual Bridges
beowuuf: having the mama/lockne and amelie/bridget same people thing makes the sam / BB thing harder to separate
sydnius: he is the Star Child
frnknstn: Baby Bridges
ArcOfTheConclave: Bsam Bridges LUL
rolimka: I gave up trying to understand the plot of this game LUL
TheThromborax: "Boy Bridges"
Genie_M: and there's the + on the stomach
electra310: John's standing there all "Wait, are we... the bad guys?"
AugmentingPath: electra310 skull mask and everything
Steelwolf171: This is the most Hideo Kojima that Hideo Kojima has ever Hideo Kojima'd.
Didero: Wait, 'repatriate' is already a word, so this must have happened before
Genie_M: i will raise him as my own
Decaped: not enough rollerskating terrorists for this to be the most Kojima Game
nullvoid8: "decommision" is such a sterile phrase
judaspringles: i will raise him as my own
TXC2: how old does Bridget look here? 40 something ?
Aenir798: goodbye cufflinks
wildpeaks: so now we know for sure that it's possible for a BB to survive outside the pod
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe she thought you already figured it out
X_modem: Lie was in her name
Genie_M: Amelie built all this to start AND stop the Last Stranding
nullvoid8: did she lie, or just omit?
TheThromborax: everyone in this game either (a) lies, or (b) talks out of their ass because they don't know anything
Tantusar: agh now there's baby liquid all over the floor
KV1NN4: 8n8
CaptainSpam: Wow, people in chat weren't kidding when they said the ending was this long.
jibkat: I hate cleaning up baby juice Tantusar
Sly_chocobo: Disclaimer - do not give babies monster energy drink.
Didero: Yeah, shake him a lot, that'll help
beowuuf: @TheThromborax people theorising about stuff like it's fact (and it might needing to be accepted as fact) makes it quite confusing
PharaohBender27: Also, are umbillical cords normally a different color from the rest of the body?
AugmentingPath: reinflate your infant!
Genie_M: told you it's ~6 hours of ending :)
NightValien28: CaptainSpam no joke this is like ending number 5
judaspringles: the length of this ending is... endulgent to say the least
cuttlefishman: You know, if you're doing infant CPR and rescure breathing, Sam really needs to make sure airway is clear
Lithobraker: Um sir your baby is leaking ferrofluid
electra310: At least this isn't a quick time event, that seems tasteless
cuttlefishman: quite probbably it might be blocked by tongue ori something
X_modem: LOL @sly_chocobo
beowuuf: awww
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 actually yes.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Huh. TIL
Tom_Bruise: And to think the Irishman was indulgent in its length, you could've watched that whole during these endings
jibkat: Ghost babies watching
TXC2: Yeah, new borns can't grab
TheThromborax: @beowuuf I really feel like this game needs a moment of reconciliation with Sam where he just has an epiphany and realizes that everyone is an idiot and no one knows what they're talking about
KV1NN4: !!8u8!!
accountmadeforants: Oh hey, Lou came back with a trinket. I'm sure that's nothing important :)
NightValien28: baby stole our thing
AugmentingPath: these are silvery ghosts. so they're probably chill
LordZarano: Ah, hugging solves everything
ArcOfTheConclave: Baby and the ghost babies
NeoSilverThorn: All the other decommissioned BBs watching like "Lucky brat."
beowuuf: @Tom_Bruise it's ok, this is a game, as long as we get to move around a little then it's fine :p ZSJL just needed a yes/no option at 2.5hr mark to be fine
Didero: That's one way to skip the crying phase :p
nullvoid8: time to fast grow a baby
PharaohBender27: Also, why are *we* not covering ourselves
TehAmelie: he's so tiny he can dodge the raindrops
Zaghrog: Sam is also getting rained on here
Mattmitchell45: Is the Rain just rain now?
TXC2: it's probably normal rain now or something
PixelArtDragon: Wait, this is normal rain
Aenir798: maybe it's normal rain now
ggodopaste: Are Timefalls over?
Genie_M: smile :)
cuttlefishman: wait what
wench_tacular: hasn't he seen what happened to baby groot
wildpeaks: it's regular rain now
AshleyYeo: The rainbow is the right way round
Tom_Bruise: And tomorrow is another daaay...
beowuuf: @TheThromborax I mean him going off the grid right now feels like that :p
Rhynerd: Timefall is over!
SuitablyEpic: the world is saved
josh___something: @PharaohBender27 The otter hood in that cutscene breaking the tone XD
Tom_Bruise: The world will go on. We, forever. Or something
OmnipotentTrevor: Sucks for the timefall farm if that was true. Ruins their whole business right?
Saulens181: isn't there a chapter 15?
PsychoI3oy: 👍
Didero: Credits number... 2? 3?
TXC2: ok that was an Ok ending
Aenir798: Time for SECOND CREDITS
KV1NN4: do they make diapers that small?
TheMerricat: So we are suppose to just 'intuit" here that was normal rain chat, but was, and the whole birdsong was also 'new'.
Genie_M: and this is the proper ending.
CaptainSpam: So, second round of credits?
frnknstn: actual right-way-up rainbow
TheThromborax: don't get excited
electra310: You did the credits already! How many times do you want to be credited?
wildpeaks: as you can imagine there is after after credits
Genie_M: yes.
sydnius: FBtouchdown
judaspringles: but what about second credits
OmnipotentTrevor: There's still a 'little' bit more
AugmentingPath: Hideo Kojima presents a Hideo Kojima game by Hideo Kojima
jibkat: heh
TXC2: Actual ending would be good here
NightValien28: don't let it fool you there might be something else
nullvoid8: @Aenir798 I don't he knows about second credits
Mattmitchell45: Orchestra and Break Beats...perfect
plummeting_sloth: but what about Second Credits
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah 3 credits
TehAmelie: i feel like i've watched the opposite of Eraserhead
Sarah_Margaret: No no, there has to be another round of credits
ArcOfTheConclave: this song is a banger
caetzer: LUL
wench_tacular: you fool!
PixelArtDragon: I won't trust it until it gets to a menu
accountmadeforants: Kojima's all like "I don't think he knows about fourth credits..."
TheThromborax: there's MORE
Decaped: still less credits than MGSV
niccus: kojima always has an after-credits thing, so we still gotta wait
jibkat: But is it the same credits?
jibkat: for extra drama
cuttlefishman: So Paul, while we're waiting - which credits has the best theme?
niccus: but usually it's not like, yet another credits
Genie_M: @LoadingReadyRun after this you wake up before the presidents speech and free to go
TheMerricat: @niccus to be fair, I think we've been playing the whole aftercredts thing for a couple of hours now :P
beowuuf: I want diehardman to just appear on screen with a hard cut half way through these credits and say 'nanomachines, son' and then the credits come back
judaspringles: hideo kojima plots to remove skip features from credits in all games
LordZarano: Credits 2: the creditsening
TehAmelie: i predict we're gonna hear one side of a phone conversation with Revolver Ocelot that ends with him going "Mister Baby"
electra310: Credits intensify
sydnius: before the game officially ends, please deliver these Buffalo Wings
nullvoid8: I'm glad we all shared this journey
Sly_chocobo: If it was the MGS ending, you'd have to like.. fight BB in a minefield..
margravetech: la li lu le lo
azureHaights: dun dun dun DUUUUUUUN
caetzer: ohnLUL ohnLUL ohnGrumpy
jibkat: Id ship it Sly_chocobo
NeoSilverThorn: MercyWing1 extraDab MercyWing2
Aenir798: The REAL mindfuck would be going "MRS. President"
margravetech: BB is coming to smash
Lithobraker: You're welcome Mr. *Prime Minister
accountmadeforants: And then it cuts out of credits again, and it was Sam on the President end of the phone, but wearing an eyepatch now for some reason.
Tom_Bruise: I'd settle for Norman Reedus in smash
TheMerricat: LOL
beowuuf: @Aenir798 Mrs Fragile Bridges...
Decaped: "They fell for it, Princess Beach"
AugmentingPath: Yes, Cliff and Sam are each one another's father Kappa
nullvoid8: Isn't Lou a girl?
ArcOfTheConclave: That would be so great
TXC2: Decaped :D
TheThromborax: No Es Possible, Paul
FelanEntane: The real ending is the vice president takes over the newly created cities of america and the president has to save america with his mech.
NeoSilverThorn: Honestly, I think Kojima's happy to see the backside of the Metal Gear franchise after Konami made him spend two decades of his life on it.
TheMerricat: Actually Higgs shows back up and challenges Lou to a dance fight.
Rhynerd is now trying to hold back a spoiler
OmnipotentTrevor: Kojima needs to start putting intermissions for bathroom breaks in these things
CaptainSpam: The real ending was the friends we made along the way.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: they do they baby groot dance scene but w Lou
beowuuf: @Rhynerd that implies we're not finished the game yet...
Didero: Since this game is more cutscene than game, might as well add some actual movie controls like pause and rewind, sure
Rhynerd: don’t worry about it.
electra310: The Lou special is the metal arm coming out, waving, and then smacking somebody
accountmadeforants: It's a Japense studio, so I'm sure it sounds fancy to them.
CaptainSpam: It's the most generic name until you realize they run foodservice. Kappa
margravetech: goblin den LUL
judaspringles: is there no skip function?
NeoSilverThorn: @KV1NN4 Lou smacks someone senseless with the Odradek arm.
Didero: That's the goblin in the Goblin Den, Paul!
niccus: who's the lrr's goblin den
PsychoI3oy: ashiok_nightmare_moose, better: they do the late 90s 'dancing baby' gif with Lou
TheAlmightyCheddar: Did someone say, Quantum Break?!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: should have been Goblin Dan
jibkat: Goblin den is 50 but they only give the owner as a credit
wench_tacular: @judaspringles in a Kojima game???
jibkat: Cause, outsourcing is fun
X_modem: Associate digital partners in synergy maximization.
niccus: if you don't know who the goblin den is, you're the goblin den
judaspringles: @wench_tacular A man can dream
frnknstn: I always wonder about the translationb process for a game this liguistically dnese
Didero: I feel like that User Experience Research Team coudl've done a better job
ArcOfTheConclave: @jibkat wow, dick move
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sydnius: no BBs were hamed…
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun did you announce what's next for Play It Forward?
beowuuf: @Rhynerd no, if this isn't the end of the game, you have to tell us, or else it's entrapment.... another two hours of a game now about a heist, starring sean connery and aktherine zeta jones
judaspringles: I wish my name was sebastion vaskio
jibkat: I have no idea if its true or not, but it feels true right? ArcOfTheConclave
accountmadeforants: "Yup, users are experiencing things" -The User Experience Research Team
CaptainSpam: Betrayal at Krondor!
TheMerricat: Betrayal At Kondor
TheThromborax: Beej It Forward?
TheMerricat: Krondor
beowuuf: krondor?
CaptainSpam: An ages-old DOS game.
electric_claire: Have we had a Beej PIF before?
Sogheim: Krondor
LordZarano: The house on the hill?
PixelArtDragon: Krondor: The Betrayal Kappa
BusTed: Beej's Backlog
Didero: Play Beej Forward
Lithobraker: @TheThromborax I think they're waiting to get to the halfway point in this game before announcing it Kappa
jibkat: Betrayal at Mushroom Kingdoms?
PixelArtDragon: It's one of my favorite games!
Tom_Bruise: "We've run the UX tests; turns out people respond poorly to having to go through the credits twice"
ashiok_nightmare_moose: this part might get muted btw
frnknstn: Play it Beej
Alephred: Beej did a longplay of Shadowrun.
Didero: Oh hey, Alan Walker
Genie_M: it's a Great Classic
Caldurin: Krondor should be fun. Read the books but never played the game back in the day.
NeoSilverThorn: Wow. Betrayal at Krondor. Ollllld game. Good game.
sydnius: the Beejtrayal
beowuuf: Beej's Forlog, or play it backwards
PixelArtDragon: I'm gonna get up early just to watch it, I'm so excited
CaptainSpam: Ooo, the CD version.
wench_tacular: How does he get DOS to run on Switch?
TheThromborax: OG release date was 1997
CaptainSpam: The early days of Sierra doing voice acting?
Genie_M: CD has music tracks AND voiceovers
electric_claire: Do you think the LRR computers are beefy enough for Windows 3.1?
jibkat: Ep 1-3 Beej installs the game
Didero: Hopefully it's one of the games ScummVM supports, that'd make it very easy to run
beowuuf: beej installs the whole game
nullvoid8: it's good to have hope
TheMerricat: I don't know why but for some reason there was a stretch of years where you could get a free copy of Betrayal form like fifty different places.
PixelArtDragon: I think it's on GoG, that comes with a working DOSBOX instance
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun worst case scenario, it's on STeam
CaptainSpam: Sierra's early voiceacting days were better than you'd expect from mostly their crew and friends.
Sogheim: do I need to reread all the Feist books to understand the story?
Vyous: Wait is this CHVRCHES?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: @Vyous YUP
Lithobraker: Ep 1: Been installs Docker
Alephred: This is indeed CHVRCHES
m_logan2000: oldschool sierra game
KinoGami: oh
KinoGami: this game
Genie_M: it's on the wrong end of the night sadly for me to watch live
TheThromborax: oh, also on GOG
KinoGami: i've been wondering what this was called. my brother used to play it when i was a kid
beowuuf: is this beej's white whale? what are its weak points?
nullvoid8: for Win3.1? you want Virtualbox, not docker
nullvoid8: or dosbox
TXC2: !events
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PixelArtDragon: It has 3D graphics! You can't pan up or look up, but it has them!
Sogheim: I would love to see y'all play Wizardry 7 one day and be thoroughly confused by its not quite AD&D stats and classes
BusTed: tqsShrug
TheMerricat: But this song is so good Paul!
TXC2: and miss this banger? I think not
accountmadeforants: Nah, you wanna run Windows 3.1 through Javascript in an Electron app Kappa
hammybone_: if you ran commercials, there most definitively would have been more game
cuttlefishman: I've just started watching some cat videos Paul, not going to lie
Tom_Bruise: I'm willing to bet you could run a commercial break now and it'd still be running credits
nullvoid8: speaking of beej's PiF, @LoadingReadyRun the live schedule doesn't display beejs stream times correctly
Genie_M: after this you're free to deliver any amount of Pizza to Higgs
Wiliart: Camera trying to keep you in shot is a bit nauseating.
ggodopaste: I like Chvrches
Vyous: CHVRCHES is an excellent band
Lithobraker: @nullvoid8 He needs Docker to run windows 7 on his Switch, so he can run virtual box to run Win 3.1
nullvoid8: it finishes inside the hidden hours
frnknstn: I remember a friend had a budget re-release of Betrayal at Krondor. It had wierdly inappropriate jaunty polka music as the battle music.
Didero: Didn't they already have a 'Songs' section?
CaptainSpam: There were stories about Sierra's early talkie conversions of their games. Like how the CD version of Freddy Pharkas has far fewer jokes because they quickly found voicing EVERYTHING to be tedious. :)
BusTed: Kojima was music producer.
Tantusar: Ah, the music credits, we must be almost done.
SuitablyEpic: what kind of sorcery is operating pauls camera
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Genie_M: @LoadingReadyRun if you have a bit of time after credits - let's go to Peter Englert's home - it's open now
TheThromborax: Paul, are you going to fill out the Time Slot with Endgame Content?
nullvoid8: @Lithobraker thanks, I hate it
Mkingston: there's a third of the budget
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TXC2: if a stream is in the hidden hours, it's on too late for you
Didero: Hey, 'Porters connectted with', that's a cool credits section
FelanEntane: I dont think this song will make it past the youtube scanner X3
accountmadeforants: Those are the void hours, you don't get paid if you stream during those OpieOP
jibkat: Come for the game, stay for the Pauldance
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah the soundtrack for this game is amazing and tbh i needed a cool down period after the game finished anyway
nullvoid8: @TXC2 *sad brit noises*
Tantusar: this font's lowercase really isn't meant for block text
wildpeaks: soon soon
PixelArtDragon: Oh neat, they actually licensed the Valve stuff
TXC2: nullvoid8 mood
Didero: Wait, this game is fictitious? I thought it was a documentary!
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MrSVCD: Yay Bink, the followup to Smacker
frnknstn: we taking a break?
GamesAndInk: Wait why was it telling us about CD Project Red and Cyberpunk trademarks?
CaptainSpam: I'm amazed Bink is still around. That is an ANCIENT codec.
Alephred: There was a Cyberpunk crossover.
HesGotNoPants: did I miss the end? did it make sense?
TXC2: GamesAndInk Tie ins
Didero: The word 'Kojima' only appeared two dozen times during the credits, so we gotta add it one time extra at the end, so people know it's a Kojima game
Alephred: (A Cyberpunk bike and face markings)
nullvoid8: @GamesAndInk there was some cameo content
Mkingston: he has a tiny left hand
TheMerricat: @HesGotNoPants I mean as well as any Hideo Kojima game?
wildpeaks: the final twist
Billy_Waggledaggers: The real Monster was the product placement all along.
TXC2: ah lou was a girl
CanPlayGames: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
nullvoid8: @Didero jacobs by marc jacobs...
Tom_Bruise: oh cool, Credits 2.5
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yup 3rd credits time
Tantusar: Internationalisation credits!
AugmentingPath: So Sam's mother, wife, and daughter are Lisa, Lucy, and Louise?
cuttlefishman: Can anyone speak to the quality of the other language VAs?
Genie_M: Louise would've been Sam's daughter if his wife didn't die and voidout
TheThromborax: BB is AFAB. MIC DROP!
beowuuf: is that just a sweet touch or is that supposed to mean something more sinister?
Alephred: Yeah, Luis Guzman.
Aenir798: This is when we find out that Sam is leading a French revolution in America.
TheMerricat: Louis was going to be Sam's and his Wife's name, before they were killed in a voidout.
MrSVCD: @CaptainSpam I think they are on version 2 of 3 of the bink codec
wench_tacular: well now that we know lou isn't sam, they can spill the beans
Lithobraker: Wait the revelation is that Lou is short for Luis and is French?
jibkat: Gender reveals gone wrong?
TheMerricat: Sam and his wife's daughter's name I meant
NeoSilverThorn: @KV1NN4 The way *those* have been escalating, something like the Death Stranding actually makes sense.
Mkingston: 60 hour gender reveal
MrSVCD: I meant 2 or 3
TXC2: this whole game is one big gender reveal
ashiok_nightmare_moose: this game is pretty dope in Japanese w Eng Sub, great VA talent
wench_tacular: 10 tumbles
AugmentingPath: Mkingston that was how the first voidout happened
wench_tacular: we should join a circus
RandomTrivia: Ingested almost 26L of water?! Yikes
Didero: Oooh, so close to 100 cryptobiotes!
OmnipotentTrevor: All 10 of those were probably highlights too
Decaped: how much pee?
nullvoid8: wow, never destroyed any boots
Mkingston: Did Paul do the pizza missions?
wildpeaks: Legend of Legends of Legends
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Hey, we had to walk back and forth across an entire continent
rotarysorter: ol Johnny ten-tumbles they call me
cuttlefishman: Like... 135 miles?
cuttlefishman: Not bad
TheMerricat: Man Sam leaked like a sieve, 11 liters of blood lost?
shendaras: 26L / 49 hours = .53L / hr.
AugmentingPath: yeah, America is pretty shrunk down in this game
plummeting_sloth: traveled across America... TWICE
PharaohBender27: America got shrunk on one of thoe Voidouts Kappa
fiftymcnasty: America got smaller apparnetly
keroan0: There was a boat trip in there somewhere
sydnius: TinyMerica
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Oh is it just that we drank? That makes more sense, I thought it was "unintentionally ingested" like from wading :D
CaptainSpam: The Truncated Cities of America.
TXC2: Nice
Tantusar: Yeah, but how much do you travel in gameplay?
cuttlefishman: nice
wench_tacular: nice
josh___something: Nice
hammybone_: i guess "america" lost some weight
LordZarano: Nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
nullvoid8: noice
Mkingston: Did Paul do the pizza missions?
shendaras: 4.3 km/hr, too.
nullvoid8: yes
BibitteNoire: One rating is legends of legends of legends lol
Genie_M: Mkingston one pizza
Zaghrog: Mkingston only 1
TXC2: Mkingston he did one of them
wench_tacular: the bots tries
TheMerricat: No Supply requests....
Mkingston: Damn, he missed out on a reveal.
nullvoid8: oh, can paul checkout Higg's bunker now?
cuttlefishman: Bots are terrible without a lot of infrastructure investment
Didero: Wow, after all that didn't even max out the BB connection level..
beowuuf: can we se the bunker now for the higgs backstory that someone mentioned?
nullvoid8: @Mkingston Higgs says it anyway
jibkat: haha
cuttlefishman: hehehe
wildpeaks: :D
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Genie_M: now you can recolor your clothes
TheMerricat: LOL
accountmadeforants: PSYCH
nullvoid8: I think you can't get in unless you deliver all the pizzas first maybe?
hammybone_: god damn it
caetzer: ohnKoji
RandomTrivia: Kojima pls
NimrodXIV: oh come on Kojima
ashiok_nightmare_moose: GOTTEM
BusTed: jk jk
wench_tacular: :-)
foopoiuyt: Ha!
beowuuf: kokiiiiiiiiiiimmaaaaaaaa! *shakes fist*
NeoSilverThorn facepalms
jibkat: Just when you think your out THEY PULL YOU BACK IN
Genie_M: this is the "free play"
Didero: Break time?
KV1NN4: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
nullvoid8: lrrFINE
TheThromborax: this is just the Endgame
RandomTrivia: This is actively mocking us now
wildpeaks: and just when you thouthg you were out, they bring you back in
Genie_M: free play time
Rhynerd: Welcome to the post game!
Mkingston: Just turns the clock back so you can keep playing.
Genie_M: yes
wench_tacular: it's never over
PixelArtDragon: GOT EM
AshleyYeo: You can replay all of Cliff's boss missions
KV1NN4: OH.. ok
Genie_M: open game
nullvoid8: yeah, this is freeplay
Tom_Bruise: non-canon freeplay modes, yaaaa, boxes forever
KV1NN4: right
sydnius: Chapter 999: Kojima
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah exactly so you can fart around
beowuuf: @TXC2 sergeJustRight
Genie_M: you have a whale statue!
Decaped: more wedding drama!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: also epilogues for the NPCs!
AugmentingPath: Oh hey, Chiral artist's mom sent us an email
nullvoid8: just a slightly better implementation than HZD's "hey player we reset the world"
Tantusar: HAHAHA
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you got the next email for the Chiral Artist/Junk Dealer saga too! :D lrrBEEJ
Tantusar: @TheThromborax no sorry you'll have to repeat
CaptainSpam: "I mean, are you sure you don't have any business that is going to have been unfinished two weeks later?"
Genie_M: freeeeeeeeeeeeee as a bird
beowuuf: lol, so at least we know we're in NG+, since it's now deadman not diehardman that's giving us the game prompts :p
jibkat: Play freebird
TXC2: !break
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Genie_M: go to Higgs' home
TheMerricat: Chat, just a reminder, Death Stranding is 60% off on Steam ATM, will be on sale till the 6th. - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1190460/DEATH_STRANDING/
Alephred: So I think this game went off the rails in the 3rd act. So far off the rails, it flew off into space and wrapped around from 'dumb' all the way back around to 'awesome'.
nullvoid8: so, through all of that, Paul never unlocked the backpack cover
beowuuf: @Alephred so a kojima game then?
tcberner: I think I need to read a summary of the story.. I must have missed some important bits ^^
TheMerricat: @tcberner anything you want cliff noted?
Tom_Bruise: @TheMerricat boo
nullvoid8: Mads Notes Kappa
TheMerricat: :D
beowuuf: @TheMerricat or sam noted? :p
Alephred: I do think this was a good game for PIF, all things considered.
Genie_M: so for those of you who watched most or all of it (and for the first time) - how did you like the journey?
PsychoI3oy: I dropped FamilyJules' cover of BB's theme into the music channel on discord.... it's really nice
sydnius: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
TXC2: it was a long walk off a nice but short pier
PharaohBender27: @Genie_M It was very interesting. Don't know if it's quite my sort of game, but I'm glad I got to see it
Didero: This PiF has been more than enough Death Stranding for me, so I think I'll skip on that discount :p
PsychoI3oy: Genie_M, 👍
beowuuf: @Genie_M my head hurts. It's like everything was backwards all the time.
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: wb
Genie_M: and you can paint your clothes too!
TheMerricat: @Genie_M I will admit that I got most of the story before this PIF via Youtube and wiki's when I thought the game wasn't going to make it to PC but I've loved this PIF.
X_modem: pizza time?
Tantusar: #spon
Genie_M: Peter Englert / Higgs
beowuuf: this is a cute way to have a post game tidy up/play around, given the finality of the plot
TXC2: Dear my house: PLEASE stop creaking in the wind :p
plummeting_sloth: "Okay, we've got 2 major threads to follow up on" *sees can of Monster* okay, 3 threads to follow up on
Tomasu82: product placement much...
beowuuf: @TXC2 yeah, i'm scared for my windows...
sydnius: deliver that pizza in 1 apocalypse or less
Genie_M: Peter Higgs and Francois Englert got Nobel prizes for it
accountmadeforants: The Chiral Artist starts selling NFTs. Non-Fungible bTs.
nullvoid8: ^ joint nobel prize I believe
TXC2: beowuuf for me it's mainly the ladder to the attic that's gonna fall down
LordZarano: Peter Higgs is who it's named after
wench_tacular: if her parents were killed, how is her mother still around?
beowuuf: @TXC2 maybe the rain will dissolve it first in to time mush
KV1NN4: adoptive mother..?
SuitablyEpic: did they or did they not kill your parents plural
Tantusar: He killed my parents, but I'm marrying him anyway!
beowuuf: I feel like we're missed an earlier email?
Aenir798: We're talking about the two that got married and then immediately broke up
nullvoid8: read the email from the mother for a reminder
AugmentingPath: you have an unread email from the mom
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OmnipotentTrevor: Very top Paul
AugmentingPath: yeah, the timestamps seem wrong
nullvoid8: it's supposed to be so dangerous that you hire a porter to carry you
TheThromborax: This is more convoluted than the main story
wench_tacular: this is messed up
nullvoid8: but these idiots are just popping back and forth across the hills
NicoTheSly: True love...
Didero: This past seems irrelevant to the present
TheThromborax: that's not a good reason to hook up
Alephred: Look, people are dumb.
PharaohBender27: This story is so stupid
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i love how its just maximum drama
X_modem: Solid foundation for a marriage there [rolls eyes]
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun BTW - François Englert and Peter Higgs were responsible for theorizing/discovering the stuff that lead to the idea of a Higgs Boson particle.
wench_tacular: if the voidouts are over, is it ok to kill people again?
KV1NN4: Y'know, you can be happily married and not sleep int he same bed or even house as your spouse if that works best
TheThromborax: Chiral-Teledildonics
TXC2: everybody knows co-dependent relationships are the healthiest Kappa
Genie_M: paint your clothes!
Tantusar: It's not that long distance, only 214 kilometres.
Mysticman89: Yeah a lot of couple think things are great, then they move in together and discover the dead goat bathroom smell
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun speaking of Bunkers, you should go visit your old friend Peter
TheThromborax: this is a thing I didn't know about for a *long* time
Genie_M: you have to Fragile-jump to the center map to go to Higgs's house
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm fairly certain he's going to visit Peter's shelter. He's mentioned it :)
TheThromborax: *thumbs up*
NicoTheSly: It's underwear printer for sure
TXC2: "yes, that's what custom means"
TheThromborax: it prints used underwear
accountmadeforants: The special purpose is weighing down porters
Didero: Also, completely unrelated, wasn't there a Peter person that wanted you to visit him? Kappa
niccus: oh, like those vending machines
Electrodyne: This is now a The Jerk thread
beowuuf: @TheMerricat I want Higgs to have called his rifle François :p
Didero: Wait, where is the rest of America gone?
nullvoid8: oh, you missed a tutorial mission
Genie_M: no, this is the East Map
TheMerricat: @beowuuf we are just lucky Hideo named Fragile first or she'd be called Francis.
beowuuf: @Didero don't even worry about it
Genie_M: this is a tutorial mission
Genie_M: you just didn't do it back then
beowuuf: @TheMerricat :D
TXC2: how ironic
Didero: We can still do it though!
Aenir798: Time to do the tutorial!
nullvoid8: you can get enhanced grenades, it's a repeatable reward from one of the preppers
omdorastrix: Pull grenade, throw in. spread yourself out over a 10-foot area
Genie_M: or you can jump to the center map
Genie_M: yup
NicoTheSly: Tutorial sounds like unfinished business.
TXC2: this is bit like that streamer who didn't realise the missed a whole starting dungeon in Breath of the wild
Decaped: Or go looking for off the grid Preppers!
TXC2: *they missed
TheMerricat: Hey, if you don't need tutoring, no need to do a tutorial mission :P
sydnius: oh no, are we slowly becoming MULE
Genie_M: you can also recolor your suit now
AshleyYeo: There's a music guy
X_modem: There is at least one remaining prepper in the starting area you haven't visited.
AshleyYeo: who gives you a harmonica
OmnipotentTrevor: You could 5 star everyone. Get to finish all their stories, collect all the stars on your leg flag
beowuuf: do we need blood bags? are there BTs and rainfall now? can we just gun down all the MULES and terrorists we meet?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah the harmonica is dope
NicoTheSly: @AshleyYeo What? We could have had a harmonica all this time? :O
TheMerricat: LOL chat, tune in next week for the final final episode of Death Stranding :P
AshleyYeo: Yeah
Genie_M: yup
nullvoid8: same way as everyone else, find cargo (orders or lost) to deliver to him
beowuuf: @TheMerricat final episode in game (15) not PiF (100+ to go)
AshleyYeo: @NicoTheSly Yeah it is difficult to get to without bridges and ziplines though
TheMerricat: @beowuuf regular rain didn't happen till Lou woke up. Two weeks from now :P
X_modem: There is something you have to do for most non-quest preppers to get started, but I don't know if saying it is spoilers.
sydnius: Has Sam arranged Daycare?
Genie_M: you can only find lost stuff for them
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Genie_M: that works well
TheMerricat: I think we are past the point where spoilers are a problem :D
AshleyYeo: The musician has a recovery request if you get to their bunker.
Decaped: I believe there's lost stuff in the river near the guy, or near it
beowuuf: @TheMerricat Oh, i see, it was die hardman's emotional breakdown that cures us of timefall. got it :p
TXC2: spoilers are always a problem, that's why they spoil :p
nullvoid8: wait, I thought we were TPing to central knot?
Genie_M: we're having fun now
Decaped: Another fun thing to do is to murder someone and cause a voidout
beowuuf: a spoiler is explaining an unrevealed part of the game, and at this point in time all it can do is confuse us more and thus spoil our illusion we kinda get it?
X_modem: @themerricat The act of figuring it out for yourself is something some people don't want spoiled that's why I didn't say it outright.
TheMerricat: He's looking for lost cargo to suduce the remaining preppers in this area @nullvoid8
nullvoid8: oh right
nullvoid8: ty @TheMerricat
AshleyYeo: I've just looked at the speedruns of this and it seems to rely on a jumping glitch that lets you fly.
TheMerricat: lol @AshleyYeo
TXC2: Nice day for a Ride with Norman Reedus on AMC
Genie_M: speedruns of this game are weird
beowuuf: @TheMerricat no, wait, was that a joke or real? dammit i can't tell in a kojima game :(
Genie_M: i mean _weird_ weird
Genie_M: at the next rest stop you can recolor your clothes too
TXC2: Fewer BTs
Decaped: "your senpai used a road you rebuilt"
TheMerricat: @beowuuf I'm joking that Paul will get caught up in connecting preppers and we'll have to hold off on visiting Peter till next week :P
beowuuf: txc2: you had to say...
Aenir798: You wouldn't be able to do the Hematic Grenade Tutorial if there weren't any BTs!
TXC2: beowuuf :p
beowuuf: @TheMerricat i mean the 'real rain only happened when louise woke up :p
TheMerricat: Yes, that's not a joke, timefall and BT's are still around ATM :)
beowuuf: @TheMerricat i was trying not to imagien a world where we still have a month left to go :D
niccus: i wonder if the desire paths are procedural or premade
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nullvoid8: negating ping does not negate eyes
Didero: Does running them over kill them?
PsychoI3oy: niccus, procedural based on other players you're connected with, IIRC
Decaped: yup, so they line up with the bridges people place
Genie_M: you're looking for stuff for "The Musician"
PsychoI3oy: though some paths are premade under where road will go
nullvoid8: is it a game over if you kill a mule and leave the body?
Saulens181: yep
NeoSilverThorn: Eeeyup
Decaped: I thought you could cause voidouts? is that only if you die?
nullvoid8: @PsychoI3oy I'm pretty sure that's just the path data not caring about whether the road actually exists or nor
PsychoI3oy: i'd believe that nullvoid8
Genie_M: not necessarily - it causes voidouts, but it's only a game over if it hits a vital spot on the map
wench_tacular: we don't need no stinkin' warnings
Genie_M: otherwise it's a crater for your world
nullvoid8: @Genie_M but are mule camps vital spots?
Decaped: yeah, i never made a crater on my playthrough, would be fun to see one
TXC2: remember, it's Lou who controls the hand
nullvoid8: what I'm saying, is can I apply a permenant solution to Mule camps?
Genie_M: i'm not sure if the camp can be hit - their area can be, because it happened on my map
wench_tacular: convertible to submarine
NicoTheSly: @nullvoid8 Nuking their camp is a bit mean :(
nullvoid8: that was some animation
Genie_M: other bike ready
sydnius: Tubin’!
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I was thinking of that, just void'ing out mule and terrorist camps
Genie_M: it is
Decaped: let's roll, like on hit AMC series Butt Riders
nullvoid8: @NicoTheSly so is them throwing electric spears at me!
Genie_M: yaiba bike
nullvoid8: quid pro quo
nacho_babby: HI
TXC2: it's a fancy LOOKING bike, and in the end, isn't that what truely matters?
sydnius: need abike take a bike
Genie_M: this is the Cyberpunk bike
TXC2: hello nacho_babby welcome
Genie_M: now find stuff for "The Musician"
plummeting_sloth: prime biking location
Alephred: This is an American Cycle-path.
nullvoid8: does paul get the option of the "Ride" bike?
SquareDotCube: sam could really do with a climber's axe
pxin2: Sam could also really do with a jetpack
SK__Ren: For once, we could actually use a ladder
TXC2: Sam ain't no Tomb raider
NicoTheSly: Sam "All-terrain" Porter
Mysticman89: hidden blades would probably help climb walls
plummeting_sloth: turns out tools are useful
pxin2: Jeez Sam climbs worse than me
nullvoid8: if you hold [A] sam will auto climb
nullvoid8: no need to keep mashing
Saulens181: so are we skyriming around for a particular thing or are we just bushwacking it?
Rhynerd: Gotta suck to be part of corpse duty when there’s an assassin about.
nullvoid8: god this is such an annoying prepper to get to
TXC2: Saulens181 we're looking for secret preppers
nullvoid8: no good places to put a zipline
plummeting_sloth: man, those sheets are GONE
sydnius: need mah Stravinsky
TXC2: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #6084: "I just don't like boats." —Adam [2019-06-01]
plummeting_sloth: WElcome to America... land of the shallow lakes
JadedCynic: Paul: *wistfully* "I should build a boat..."
nullvoid8: only by running out your stam
sydnius: !findboat
Rhynerd: How many chiral crystals do you think you’d need for a boat?
TXC2: Now I want CHustle Paul to "build" a boat :p
nullvoid8: the floating carrier is kinda boat, but you can't propel yourself
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth oh PLEASE, that's barely a POND, a LAKE is something "you can't see across"
sydnius: this music is’t good, it’s sheet
TXC2: sydnius booooo :p
Didero: What's that beeping sound? Did you bring an old ISDN modem that's starting up?
NicoTheSly: No one said he's a good musician...
plummeting_sloth: or, like... any tool
nullvoid8: no, it's THE sheet
nullvoid8: so it's really good
sydnius: OIC CoolCat
Decaped: 11 tumbles!
plummeting_sloth: Sam's gotten rusty in his vacation
sydnius: did I miss the rejarring scene?
JadedCynic: "land legs"
TXC2: "Isaiah Witlock jr, where's the music?" "it's on the Sheeeeeeeet"
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TheMerricat: @sydnius After the end credits we get teleported back to weeks so we can play around
plummeting_sloth: look at the size of that container. That's a LOT of sheet music
LordZarano: beach legs
TheMerricat: two weeks even
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth or a bit of sheet music with a LOT of protection...
omdorastrix: That's a lot of sheet music
SK__Ren: Its old sheet music. Thats like 90% packaging
plummeting_sloth: when you want the entire John Williams opus, and you want it for every instrument
NicoTheSly: @JadedCynic Or one of those 20sth minute long pieces.
sydnius: @themerricat thx, makes as much sense as the rest
omdorastrix: my high-school band didn't have that much sheet music over the entire 5-years I was there
Genie_M: jumping
Didero: Maybe the musician has bad eyesight so they have to write their sheetmusic REALLY large
LordZarano: Good for your skeleton crew
JadedCynic: I mean, the factor here is the level of insulation and protection these packages have; they seem only slightly below Road Cases™ for structure and bulk
nullvoid8: they use extra large paper & font so it's still legible when dropped in the river
omdorastrix: Sam... get your head out of that rock
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrPAUL lrrARROW
X_modem: I mean if you were living the isolated and all you could do is write music wouldn't you write a ton of songs?
JadedCynic: exactly, with all the 'chiral network' and holography use, I imagine hard copies of anything would be RARE (esp given the devastation)
JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 the case was floating - likely watertight
lyropithic: This entire delivery could have been an email
niccus: who's the model here?
PharaohBender27: "I'm writing a whole opera about you!"
aWabbajack: lrrFINE
nullvoid8: @JadedCynic don't bring logic into this
NicoTheSly: We could have faxed it to them :P
sydnius: or whatever
nullvoid8: one of us one of us
TXC2: "that networks been good for me" how are they using it anyhow?
JadedCynic: "nanomachines, son Kappa
X_modem: After... but also after discovering the network runs on babies...
Aenir798: This is after everything happened though.
wench_tacular: damn
TheMerricat: post. you are after Amelie decided not to blow up the whole world and before Hardmann cried.
sydnius: dudes runnin nspster
v_nome: So is this side quests?
RandomTrivia: Cool, now he's a One-Sam Band! lrrBEEJ
niccus: ah, the model is Daichi Miura, who's a very prolific 33-year old musician but isn't really known stateside
nullvoid8: @randomtrivia booo
niccus: started his career when he was 9 years old
sydnius: deliver the king gizzard
NicoTheSly: Imagine him giving us something larger... The Double Bass for example.
NicoTheSly: All that cargo to run with <3
TheMerricat: hey Sam I found this grand piano I'm sure you can carry it on your back I mean you've carried bigger things
RandomTrivia: "Here, take this Tuba with you! Let your soul sing!" LUL
JadedCynic: I still worry that these 'chiral particles' that our bodies just accumulate over time such that when we die it turns our corpses into ticking time bombs....y'know, maybe you shouldn't be basing your (remains of) civilization on the technology?
SK__Ren: Here, I thought you might like this grand- gah
frnknstn: +.00000.
TheMerricat: jinx @sk__ren ;)
TXC2: Sam strikes me as the kind of guy who had the drum in marching band
Genie_M: harmonica!
nullvoid8: @jadedcynic don't worry about it lrrFINE
sydnius: play it, Sam
JadedCynic: "You played it for her, you can play it for me."
wench_tacular: if she can take it, so can I
X_modem: It's an item
nullvoid8: stream finishes in 30 minutes right?
SquareDotCube: that's certianly a... useful.. place for a truck
ashiok_nightmare_moose: sit down
TehAmelie: i got distracted, is there STILL plot or are we on a victory lap sort of thing?
sydnius: 1) CBD Cookie 2) jazz
wench_tacular: Lou like it
TXC2: TehAmelie yeah we're just dicking around, doing side quest studd
Didero: @TehAmelie The latter
JadedCynic: yay, Lou likes it
TehAmelie: good thing, i suppose
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you can keep playing
TehAmelie: a harmonica like that and you're halfway to a one-man band
lyropithic: Go go gadget harnomica?
RandomTrivia: That's the one thing missing from the Iron Man armour - a harmonica that automatically moves into position :D
TXC2: sounds oddly familiar
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RandomTrivia: Uh
wench_tacular: elegant
TehAmelie: maybe we can attach tamburins to our elbows. . .that should be easy
RandomTrivia: Nobody saw that
TXC2: AH! the Harmonica plays the song Clifford sings to us
sydnius: 13
TehAmelie: and if there's someone who can carry a whole drum set on their back, it's Sam
PharaohBender27: OUCH
wench_tacular: ouch
RandomTrivia: Ouch
niccus: whammo
TXC2: one last fall for the road
TXC2: !clips
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aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
TehAmelie: the rock isn't cooperating. let's blow it up
ashiok_nightmare_moose: keep tapping it
plummeting_sloth: look baby, I played three notes. Forive the 20 foot fall
wench_tacular: babby is trying to get away
nullvoid8: can't blow up rocks, but if you walk over it enough, it will get deleted from the game
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia I mean Darth Vadar's suit had it, he just was a killjoy and never used it
Lord_ZYRK: Baby's JAMMIN
TehAmelie: harnessing the power of BTs should give us unlimited explosives, right
TheMerricat: chat... I just realized if we can remember all the things that happened around us while we were in the pod what are Lou's memories going to be like?
Tomasu82: dancing baby meme.
sydnius: love Rockford Files
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia LUL
Lord_ZYRK: TheMerricat fucked
NicoTheSly: Is Lou dancing?
NicoTheSly: That was weird.
TXC2: lou's memories will be mostly of falling over, so pretty normal for an infant Kappa
nullvoid8: so long as Lou never connects to BB, they won't remember a thing
Genie_M: Paint your clothes
RandomTrivia: I love the crazy-paving umbrella
nullvoid8: it's more of a compass or an aerial than an umbrella
CAKHost: It's still not over?!
sydnius: 6G!
TXC2: CAKHost nah, this is just post game dicking around
TheMerricat: we're doing after game stuff @cakhost
nullvoid8: @cakhost free play after credits
CAKHost: Oh okay :D
wench_tacular: so meh
plummeting_sloth: huh... I weapon's rack does suggest there is somehow a few more weapons to get beyond even the ridiculous quad rocket launcher
Genie_M: single rocket
nullvoid8: mostly lvl2+ weapons iirc
sydnius: drab red or drab green it is all there
plummeting_sloth: although showing back up to the first BT zone we ever encountered with the rocket launcher and being like "Not holding my breath any more" sounds fun
TheMerricat: so I know it's pink but it really feels like Sam's wearing a skin suit
Lord_ZYRK: In a way, we're all wearing a skin suit
sydnius: @themerricat aren’t we all
Lord_ZYRK: Helps keep my blood on the inside lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Rhynerd: Keeps the skeleton safe too.
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NicoTheSly: Is that where they are supposed to be? Oups
RandomTrivia: VROOOM
sydnius: do’t do this lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL it looks odd
TXC2: who you gonna Chiral ?
RandomTrivia: *polite applause*
TheMerricat: bad @txc2 bad....
nullvoid8: @txc2 Sam bridges!
X_modem: I mean you kind of are a ghostbuster if you think about it.
wench_tacular: good integration
wench_tacular: true
RandomTrivia: So zoomy
TheAinMAP: Nailed it.
PixelArtDragon: Oh damn!
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Didero: Fragile never did say whether Higgs is still alive or not, did she?
sydnius: 10.0
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X_modem: Might as well.
TXC2: looks like Team Sam Bridges is blasting off again!
wench_tacular: @Didero no, just that she gave him a choice
plummeting_sloth: the fastest, most naked otter in the west
TheMerricat: she gave him a choice being stranded on the beach forever or being killed @didero he picked beach
plummeting_sloth: ah, good. I was hoping we'd head back here
Didero: @TheMerricat How do you know he picked Beach?
TheMerricat: because she also said she didn't kill him
Didero: Sure, but he could've shot himself
Didero: We did hear gunshots, after all
aWabbajack: he shot ?
wench_tacular: good use of red string
KV1NN4: maybe she shot the ground before giving himt he ultimatum
Didero: Aw, he practices his one-liners by writing them on the wall!
TXC2: I see Higgs is big on String Theory Kappa
TheMerricat: this shelter does not look like something I would want to spend the rest of my life in Even if it was well stocked it's just way too small
wench_tacular: could if we wanted to
sydnius: oh look a Dell
Aenir798: All the writing on the wall reminds me of Left 4 Dead
LordZarano: OH. I just realised why Mads calls his baby BB. Cause otherwise he'd be calling it Sam and they wouldn't have been able to do the big reveal
PixelArtDragon: But... we HAVE made bridges!
Didero: Just a straight up "Higgs Was Here" tag on the wall, because subtelty is for cowards
RandomTrivia: Wait, is he pizza cheating on us?
Didero: What does the memory chip we picked up do?
Lithobraker: Yeah, but the other guy only delivers Little Cesar's
josh___something: "I know authors who use subtext and they're all COWARDS"
nullvoid8: at this point, I think we need a !Garth command for this PiF
X_modem: You still can.
sydnius: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #7186: "The squid is like Enya for my eyes." —Bengineering [2020-09-14]
Genie_M: keep delivering pizza
Didero: Hmm, some people made this place out to be more than it turned out to be
nullvoid8: maybe the emails were scheduled
plummeting_sloth: just place the pizza on the floor. He'll find it
accountmadeforants: There's apparently a bunch of stuff on the memory card, too.
JadedCynic: @Didero I've heard that said about Ayn Rand too
plummeting_sloth: if you turn that memory chip in, it has some backstory about him
TXC2: Didero I groked it first time, so the grammar was fine
JadedCynic: ^^^
nullvoid8: @jadedcynic that she's made out to be more than she is, or that she's grammatically iffy?
PharaohBender27: @Didero OH SNAP :D
RandomTrivia: @Didero that scanned perfectly fine, it just looks awkward because it's a single statement made of multiple smaller phrases
plummeting_sloth: but I think the First Prepper has lost cargo in a MULE camp
Didero: This suit is fun but it must be terrible for Sam's muscles and joints, no?
JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 well, the first bit; I didn't notice any typos etc in what I read...
TXC2: Didero I imagine it takes most of the impact
Didero: @RandomTrivia I think it's the confusing reversal of the 'be' and 'out' in the first and second part that made it look ugly. Thanks for pointing out I'm being too critical of myself again though :)
RandomTrivia: TL;DR is that English is weird bu tif you understand it it's easy
accountmadeforants: Dodging those likes like a champ
wench_tacular: dang
sydnius: 14
NotCainNorAbel: would the pizza be cold because of all of the wind or hot because of the heat caused by the pressure of the air in front of you?
plummeting_sloth: faceplanting in a Distro center has to be worth a cheevo
Didero: Nice acoustics
TXC2: I wonder if that's the song we sing the whole time, or only in this post game section?
TheMerricat: Ayn Rand is the epitome of someone who sounded awesome if you were able to read her as a kid with no real life experience. but who turns out to be just aweful once you get it and have been exposed to anything better.
RandomTrivia: Oh this is a good space to play in
sydnius: surpass your limits Asta
JadedCynic: From what I've read of the prototypes we have, it takes a little practice to get used to hte balance and increased force, etc
nullvoid8: my entire experience of Ayn Rand had been mediated through bioshock
JadedCynic: yeah, good dang place to play
wench_tacular: it was just on the floor. really
nullvoid8: wow don't be too grateful diehardman
TXC2: TheMerricat Ayn Rand is basically the Virgin Mary of I am 14 and this is deep :p
JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 you didn't miss much
Didero: jeez that's a lot
Didero: But at least it's text and not another 80 minute cutscene!
Genie_M: Englert's descent into madness
AugmentingPath: ingame text dumps are the sap to a wiki's maple syrup
plummeting_sloth: and now we've read all the backstory!
AugmentingPath: reading them directly is a rookie mistake
JadedCynic: yeah, objectivism is basically "I'm allowed to be selfish"
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sydnius: zhiggs is Bulowski
nullvoid8: I thought it was about how someone asked atlas a question, and he didn't know the answer. Kappa
TXC2: Desert bus? (begins shaking)
accountmadeforants: Desert Bus already approaches 👀 At the pace of Desert Bus for now, at least.
PharaohBender27: !venga
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ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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JadedCynic: Wait....already? *starts twitching*
accountmadeforants: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
Didero pats TXC2 on the head, "shh shh, it's still half a year away"
wench_tacular: who did?
JadedCynic: ONLY half?!? *runs screaming*
TXC2: thanks Didero
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the PiF, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
beowuuf: thanks for streaming this game, it's been a thing!
RandomTrivia: "Somebody do something!" - Adam Savidan
PsychoI3oy: 👍
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
Genie_M: thank you so much
TheMerricat: thanks for the awesome streams Paul!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, and the series Paul! lrrHEART
Didero: I enjoyed this PiF far more than I thought I would, thanks Paul and chat!
aWabbajack: awabbaThank lrrPAUL lrrHEART awabbaCheeseBB
Caldurin: This has been good fun!
RandomTrivia: We have experienced this together
accountmadeforants: Desert Bus approaching reminds me of this powerful tweet: https://twitter.com/RTGameCrowd/status/1388454851810676738
NicoTheSly: This was fun <3
TehAmelie: it has been a wild ride
TXC2: this has been quite the Journey
wench_tacular: that was unexpected
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
BusTed: Very notable.
beowuuf: we've learned something about ourselves.... in that we find it hard to follow kojima's plot, and that we'll watch a large number of streams nontheless :p
frnknstn: Thank you paul
JadedCynic: for an arguably literal 'walking simulator'....it's pretty good (and then there's all the Kojima-ness)
Didero: I'll watch a LOT of confusing gameplay to hear Paul sing songs :p
TXC2: accountmadeforants damn that's good
X_modem: Fell off your dad?
wench_tacular: thanks for doing it. was fun to watch but would drive me nuts to play
TheMerricat: it is, till the 6th
Didero: I don't think there's any way playing the game for myself would be an improvement over this PiF
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse
Didero: Can't Own Horses club
NotCainNorAbel: don't look at the horse!
ContingentCat: Thanks Paul
accountmadeforants: Refuses To Watch Horses Gathering
TXC2: !next
TehAmelie: only Sam can draw a horse
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
TXC2: !events
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JadedCynic: how old is it?
RandomTrivia: Book club!
X_modem: 150 hours of my 250 of gameplay was after beating it, it gets more fun when you get the story out of the way.
BusTed: The runback!
JadedCynic: again?
TheMerricat: Woot!
TXC2: the what now?
Rhynerd: Heck yeah!
wench_tacular: time to teleport
accountmadeforants: Book club, book club, book club *slams table* BOOK CLUB, BOOK CLUB, BOOK CLU-
Didero: These titles are just "[fantasy race] at [landscape]", aren't they?
Didero: Those CYOA streams are always great
ContingentCat: it's quite a thing
nullvoid8: <sad Brit noises>
accountmadeforants: That's the one where Adam unfroze Leif Eriksson, right?
TXC2: a FULL Tuesday
nullvoid8: thanks for the experience paul
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PsychoI3oy: 👍 󠀀
Didero: <3 Paul
NicoTheSly: So 4AM <3
TXC2: !patreon
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Rhynerd: Have a good one!
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
TheMerricat: nope that was the gnomes and dragons one leaf was part of the army that you recruited
Rhynerd: Thank you for this whole adventure!
Didero: Thanks for answering all my questions, chat!
TXC2: !ytmember
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JadedCynic: @Didero ...it was a simpler time - the market wasn't so glutted with decades of content, and all the 'easy' titles hadn't been taken up yet :D
Didero: Thanks for modding, TXC2 !
beowuuf: byyyye!
RandomTrivia: Yeah, Beej's PiF being 4-7am here is unfortunate
TXC2: Didero lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: TheMerricat Ah, but it is at least the one where they crashed into some fairies' home, which promptly exploded, right?
beowuuf: sergeModLove
nullvoid8: just in time to not wake up for it Kappa
JadedCynic: I mean, I'm roughly halfway between BC & UK - it'll start at 1030pm for me and end 130am :p
TheMerricat: they did run into a number of fairy homes, I remember us being a peeping Tom in one of them and getting into a fight because of it but I don't remember any blowing up
TXC2: you joke, but yes, I wake up at around 6, but I don't get out of bed til past 8 :p
nullvoid8: that's not so bad, assuming you don't have anything else on that evening
beowuuf: blink and you'll miss the hand over to can't draw horses? :p
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (22s from now).
beowuuf: it's dragonlance gnomes, something has to blow up
nullvoid8: @txc2 I joke because i get up at 10am. (work is good to me)
TXC2: nullvoid8 nice
beowuuf: offline!
TheMerricat: normally I'd stick around for cdhc, but for some of our crashing today so have an awesome one everyone in chat and hope to catch you for dice friends
beowuuf: bye themerricat!
RandomTrivia: Take care Merricat! See you later!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
TXC2: so long TheMerricat stay safe
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: Ooh, with the half countdown
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: has the picture changed?
nullvoid8: enjoy your day/night chat
TXC2: beowuuf should have yes
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
TXC2: so long nullvoid8 stay safe
RandomTrivia: That IS a different logo, maybe that's a new countdown-specific one
TehAmelie: yay, the perfect stream to draw to
beowuuf: i mean not the same as the previous week's, not as in has the stream started, sorry!
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beowuuf: cool, not going mad :)
beowuuf: can't drawn any four legged animals club! goats horses or other!
TXC2: here comes 2
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori
RandomTrivia: Let's ride!
ContingentCat: hello Cori
TXC2: whooooo!
ContingentCat: Hell Matt voice
Cannons_are_an_instrument: lrrCORI lrrMATT
ContingentCat: *Hello
sacrenos: here you both 5 by 5
TXC2: Hello Matt
RandomTrivia: Wooo! Matt! lrrHEART
LathosTiran: @here
Juliamon: I don't think that works in Twitch chat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I can't draw quotes.
RandomTrivia: HI bonus Ian!
beowuuf: nothing to do with the set up, just ian has an auditory thing that stops him hearing matt, very tragic
TXC2: don't give them Ideas Cori!
Juliamon: oh I don't doubt it
sacrenos: ow god, @everyone on twitch... NO..... just fuck nope.
ContingentCat: remain vigilant features may occur at any time
RandomTrivia: Oooooh!
TXC2: getting advanced now
PsychoI3oy: ooh, digital crosstich
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: as a fan of FTL's dungeon master from 1987, i loved how much can be done with so few pixels
TXC2: so it's the atom of a picture?
sacrenos: hey, fun tidbit: a 3d pixel is called a voxel.
PixelArtDragon: This is going to be very confusing for me to keep hearing "pixel" a whole bunch and think you're talking about me
FITorion: digital Mosaic
LordZarano: "pel"?
Lord_ZYRK: Fact: you cannot draw a horse with pixels because they are made of trixels
keroan0: What a cool lady
RandomTrivia: @LordZarano It's just short for Picture ELement I believe
PixelArtDragon: @Lord_ZYRK Silly @Lord_ZYRK , trixels are for kids!
ContingentCat: clap clap clap clap clap
RandomTrivia applauds politely
beowuuf: this is gunna be so cool
Simonark: Fonts are where the internet buys clothes
ContingentCat: A?
TXC2: go big or go vector
ContingentCat: ooo fancy
RandomTrivia: No silly, a font is where we baptize new screen names lrrBEEJ
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frnknstn: like back in the MCGA days
beowuuf: @PixelArtDragon as long as they don't try and draw dragons, you'll at least have half a chance. If they do start drawing art of dragons, then I suspect it's deliberate :p
Kaorti: like PTSD
RandomTrivia frantically takes notes
PixelArtDragon: @PixelArtDragon Good thing I'm not PixelArtHorse
ContingentCat: *take notes* don't stay a hawk
beowuuf: @PixelArtDragon maybe that's cori's plan...
Lord_ZYRK: PixelArtDragon *takes off rabbit ears* alright listen here you little shit. . .
RandomTrivia: What about an automatic Gradius? :P
Simonark: I thought about making the parts of a church joke, but that apse of judgement would mark me as a nave
RandomTrivia: So many buttons!
TXC2: there are more colours ?
RandomTrivia: @Simonark This is what happens in an Altar-ed state of mind lrrBEEJ
PixelArtDragon: Fun fact, Aseprite has my longest time of any Steam program, because I left it open on my computer for a few weeks
PixelArtDragon: There IS something for that in Aseprite, you need to control click between two colors
TXC2: the shorts that cut
PixelArtDragon: Or something like that, I'm checking a forum post
Simonark: When you find a pun theme this narrow, write them all down, then pulpit
ContingentCat: reading the thing explains the thing
RandomTrivia: It was a 5/5 Legendary Angel from Dominaria with Flying, First Strike and Lifelink but that's not important now lrrBEEJ
TXC2: what's a dawnbringer?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: When things go bad, eat the slug.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.