mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej and Paul return with another round of CYOA! Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Snowcookies: Streams late
mitomanox: yay 12m
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Stream's exactly when it means to be
mitomanox: they're starting at 6 today
mitomanox: 2020Glitchy 2020Glitchy 2020Glitchy
Solipsody: 10pm my time. Won't be able to stay till the end.
Fanklok: That's quitter talk
Solipsody: It's "Work starts at 7:00AM" talk.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: There'll always be the VOD
Juliamon: Look at this job-haver over here
PharaohBender27: Huh. TIL there's a 4th time zone on the North American continent
Fanklok: Mountaing time?
PharaohBender27: @Fanklok Whatever the time zone in the Maritimes is called
Sarah_Serinde: More than that
Sarah_Serinde: Pacific, mountain, central, eastern, atlantic, and Newfoundland has its own
Fanklok: Newfoundland doesn't count
Sarah_Serinde: rude :P
Snowcookies: So many timezones for a small continent
PharaohBender27: Oh, so it does - it was just very small on the map I was looking at :p
Solipsody: "Half an hour later in Newfoundland," as they used to say.
PharaohBender27: ^
mitomanox: HSWP
Juliamon: What do you think we are, Europe?
Fanklok: It's a continent the size of a small continent
DarkMorford: I think Alaska/Hawaii have their own time zone too.
Snowcookies: I'm just joking about the small part
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford Oh right, I forgot about Alaska having its own zone
Snowcookies: jlrrPillow_SQ
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Snowcookies I tried telling my date that. They weren't the most receptive
DarkMorford: Heyo!
Snowcookies: lol ew
Arclight_Dynamo: But, yeah, it's why I get so weirded out by people on the West Coast calling Ontario the "East Coast." It very, very much isn't.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's like calling Saskatchewan the "West Coast."
Snowcookies: We're only east in that we're in Eastern time
Solipsody: @Arclight_Dynamo Geez, you have to get across Quebec from there to even get to a province that HAS coastline.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I can get calling it "the East," but East Coast? That'd be like calling Ohio the East Coast in the U.S.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, I can at least see where the association comes from
Arclight_Dynamo: @Solipsody Right?! Well, Atlantic coastline. Ontario has Arctic Ocean coast.
Sarah_Serinde: Especially when EST is the east coast in the US
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Exactly!
Juliamon: The Atlantic coastline has some nerve spanning multiple timezones
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, I get it. It's just... there's a whole, like, Europe east of me before you hit ocean. Also, hi Sarah!
Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
Sarah_Serinde: Also hi! sergeHeart
Solipsody: Not enough Canadians have crossed the country by land, so they don't understand how far apart we are. Basically just touring bands and cheapskates like me.
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Of course, EST also includes states that are called "The Midwest" like Michigan and Ohio, but that has to do with the fact that a lot of the US "Midwest" was only middle-west for a part of the 19th century, really
Sarah_Serinde: Travel isn't really a requirement for that
neisan2112: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej and Paul return with another round of CYOA! Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde Intellectually, maybe. But you don't know what "far" is on an EMOTIONAL level until you're on your second day trying to get across northern Ontario in a van with bad brakes.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep. And Ontario/Quebec are called Central Canada, despite not being the middle, for interesting reasons. It also annoys all the right people, so I like to say it. :D
PharaohBender27: If anything, a lot of what's called the "Midwest" would be more aptly considered just "Middle" or even "Mideast," though that latter term would confuse the heck out of people
neisan2112: Hell yeah, gonna actually be here on time
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej and Paul return with another round of CYOA! Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (10s ago).
DarkMorford: Legally distinct CYOA, of course. :p
Solipsody: "Cover Your Own... A"
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll never not read that as "cover your own ass"
Sibwow: decide your own adventure
Fanklok: CHoose your only adventure
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
neisan2112: Ready for the return of this Vaguley Erotic Book
RandomTrivia: Was this the "vaguely erotic" one?
mitomanox: didnt CYOA sue the producers of black mirror for bandersnatch?
Solipsody: @RandomTrivia Nothing vague about it.
neisan2112: Yes, Fairy Mound
PharaohBender27: I once read a CYOA book as a young kid, but didn't understand the gimmick, and so I was just confused about how much the story was jumping around :p
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHEART
Solipsody: "Convey Your Own Alcohol"
Fanklok: You ever Yogg-Sauron on 9 spells with a mana biscuit in hand?
Solipsody: Speaking of which...
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Aww, bless
Wrexadecimal: what up it's ya boy back at it again at the fairy mound
neisan2112: The only CYOA books I read were the special Goosbumps CYOA
laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
Wrexadecimal: @neisan2112 oh dang I deinitely had some of those
NightValien28: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee awesome music
Juliamon: The only ones I read were the Nintendo Adventure System ones
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that i love and value you all!!!
mitomanox: HSWP BibleThump
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Look, I was a kid on the autism spectrum and no one explained it to me before I picked it up. I eventually figured out the gimmick as I got a bit older, though
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam is playing The Faerie Mound of Dragonkind! Beej and Paul are also here http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0gWOV2VcAIthWz.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1389384983773548552
kusinohki: @PharaohBender27 I remember reading a transformer CYOA book and somehow missed the end of the page and kept reading to the next. despite knowing the gimmick I was still quite confused
Juliamon: Which were ahead of their time in giving Luigi a solo adventure, might I add!
Solipsody: Anyone else have any Microadventure books back in the day? Like CYOA except you had to write or debug little BASIC programs.
e_bloc: Corgo500 Mound 2: Electric Boogaloo
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a really small, sad banana
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NavelWarfare: Dangit
HundreydAundre: Aww, Shea!! Troll-Hole, Troll-Hole, Troll-Hole!
NewtyNewts: Ooh, what am I about to witness?
PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts A great deal of silliness
neisan2112: Oh hey only Beej was on the first time Adam did this right?
ContingentCat: my cat has decided he likes sleeping with his face cradled in my hand, so I am now functionally one handed, all future typos can be blame on him
Korolan: Are you ready... for Horny the Hedgehog?
ContingentCat: like such https://imgur.com/SIcE16G
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Juliamon: ContingentCat babey
RandomTrivia: @ContingentCat benginLove
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
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NewtyNewts: What a cutie @ContingentCat
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat katesAw
s4mwise_ow: The boys are back in town!
x0den: hello
lirazel64: Wheeeeeee!
Juliamon: I miss having a snuggly cat
UnhappyYak: is that THE contingent cat
Drasvin: nakateYo
mitomanox: amgery music
TheThromborax: did they finish the Tale Of Big Wallet Sam?
hermatic1: just gone 2 am, must be time for the best boy take on the dragon mound again.
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Juliamon: TheThromborax Nah, we had enough of that
lirazel64: @juliamon I'm with you there.
OmnipotentTrevor: Going back into that fairy mound!
ContingentCat: Nox is generally not very cuddly so I have to encourage it when it happens
TheThromborax: yeah, that one was garbo
Crow_T_Human: every time I read "chiptune" I visualize a digitized Alvin and the Chipmunks and wonder if I'm alone in that.
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neisan2112: There was gonna be a lot more of Fat Wallet to do
Korolan: Why finish Tall Wallet Sam when you could get Deep in that Fairy Mound?
NewtyNewts: Did we ever get a follow-up to 100 Dwarves?
gawag_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
gawag_: 🤘🤘🤘
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Sarah_Serinde: Nope
Sarah_Serinde: I'd like to go back to that one though
TheThromborax: @korolan you poet you
UnhappyYak: maybe we'll teleport to all those other books
ContingentCat: @NewtyNewts not yet
NewtyNewts: Hopefully in the future then, it was pretty wacky
PharaohBender27: @Korolan katesLol
glued_to_the_stream: catJAM
PhoenixMelior: Oh boy we’re back in the mound
camelwizard: Oh yeah this is the one with all the teleports oh boy
PharaohBender27: @camelwizard It sure is!
hermatic1: lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrADAM let's go
YeetTheRich_: lets get leewwwd
Mr_Dirty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
Mr_Dirty: Here to pound that Faerie Mound
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Perhaps this time we'll be ready for teleporting around
gawag_: "vaguely erotic"
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS_FC lrrCIRCLE_FC lrrARROW_FC lrrSIGNAL_FC
Lithobraker: I enjoyed the spy one, largely in the same way one enjoys reading horrible fanfiction aloud with friends.
neisan2112: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
hexy_lexy: THEYRE HEEEERRREEE
PharaohBender27: Evening, lrrADAM_FC , lrrBEEEJ_FC , and lrrPAUL_FC !
NewtyNewts: Hope I'm not missing much with not having seen the first of this set
mitomanox: 2020Glitchy
HundreydAundre: Back to the troll hole thee goes!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Adam's so fancy today :D
Perchipy: oh boy
lirazel64: That walletman was an entire pile of bad tropes in a trenchcoat.
electra310: Yessss!
Solipsody: Are there dwarves in this one? I couldn't remember, but I fixed myself a Gimlet, son of Gloin just in case.
Brozard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BusTed: seabatTROG
lochnessseammonster: we're heeeeere!
PMAvers: Mistakes were made.
Sarah_Serinde: This isn't even the last one, right?:D
UnhappyYak: I think this one also had another character we didn't try first time around
ButButTheJesus: hewwo
Perchipy: Feel like I've waited a lifetime for this
neisan2112: YEEEEE, What up yall
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Snowcookies: Hello!
NoxStryx subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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Mcgwee: lrrFINE
Kyir: Return to the mound???
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
PhoenixMelior: Aw yeah, the boys are back in town
SnackPak_: they can't continue to get away with this
noSmokeFire: the two genders
gualdhar: oh no Graham, how could you let this happen?!?!
Pteraspidomorphi: Twitch Chat, Youtube and Slash
YeetTheRich_: hello me in the future
Driosenth: Will this one be as much of a dumpster fire as the last? We can only hope
Scy_Anide: The pod people
Snowcookies: podcast listeners
kusinohki: pod(cast) people?
Kyir: I listen to these while I work out VoHiYo
TheAinMAP: lrrADAM_FC lrrPAUL_FC lrrBEEEJ_FC
HundreydAundre: An unexpectedly chaotic triad!
Wrexadecimal: podcast people, better than pod people manokaSmug
ButButTheJesus: ALWAYS
RandomTrivia: LUL
e_bloc: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: "slash people watching an archival recording of this a century from now"
Fruan: Pod People!
RvLeshrac subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
RvLeshrac: 22 months, that's <insert joke here>
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djalternative: archivists 1000 years in the future
asthanius: Only vaguely?
Snowcookies: !clip
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RandomTrivia: ADAM NO
itira: ooooo katesLewd
Fistacles: Adam please
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: """VAGUELY"""
niccus: thanks adam
electra310: ooo noo
GhostValv: vaguely...
onethousandneedles: oh my god adam
Darleysam: aaand cancelled
VoodontWoW: Will likely have to go to the VOD to enjoy the vague eroticism.
OmnipotentTrevor: is it mostly just the title?
Alas_Babylon: chrIST
ElementalAlchemist: Adam pls
e_bloc: ASM(L)RR
UnhappyYak: this is already off on a good foot
SnackPak_: Good start to this stream
NewtyNewts: To the edge(ing) of the world
Veraphage: Choose your own edgeventure
hexy_lexy: BEEJ
gualdhar: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
ElementalAlchemist: Beej.
Snowcookies: Beej!
noSmokeFire: that's the perfect catch phrase for a podcast. "Hello listeners, are you ready for something vaguely erotic?"
Korolan: Bless This Thirsty Book
YeetTheRich_: adam does not need a book to be vaguely erotic Kappa
HundreydAundre: PowerUpL lrrSPOOP PowerUpR
itira: so excited! i missed last week! :D
thysane: oh no is this book Hornt Up
lirazel64: Beej, that isn't erotic at all!
gawag_: fuck, for real?
GhostValv: last week was over a year ago
Pteraspidomorphi: I remember Adam being hopelessly lost in the graph of this book
Nabo_Head: Oh vaguely erotic also known as friendship
kusinohki: but it's still march??
Mr_Dirty: Beej I am pretty sure those choose your own adventure books are real. But TOS means you can't play on stream lrrBEEJ
HundreydAundre: Yes. slightly round February?
SnackPak_: you never forget your first faerie mound lrrBEEJ
rasterscan: Yup
Fruan: This book suuuuuck. It's great.
UnhappyYak: I think the horniest part of this the first time around was the thumbnail
Kramburger: Paul hasn't seen your fairy Mound
rasterscan: These are way longer
abracadaver23: Ya gotta be the warrior this time
e_bloc: if you gotta go back to a book, it better be faerie mound
e_bloc: let's teleport!
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djalternative: okay. hold up real quick though, what's adam's background? I love the architecture?
ButButTheJesus: !phrasing
asthanius: Oh hell yeah
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
HorusFive: How quickly the time has gone
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itira: i remember a little bit
e_bloc: all I remember is rampant teleportation
Electrodyne: We finished the undead knight one...by losing
saucemaster5000: What is there to remember you dreamed this book
Kyir: Every hole teleports you
mitomanox: zillionuple entendres
mtvcdm: Replay value!
UnhappyYak: try the other character!
noSmokeFire: are we going to 1v1 the door again?
JadedCynic: hey, y'all - how's things g- WOW, Adam's got a fantastic backdrop! <3
DaSunao subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
DaSunao: Oh boy, this absolute trip of a story written by Adam's previous incarnation again!
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Kyir: Don't you choose between two protagonists but one is just an asshole
ultin00b subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
ultin00b: RIP passage of time
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mitomanox: troll holl
x0den: excues me... troll hole?
HundreydAundre: Yes, loved the troll hole.
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:46.
thysane: you gotta pay the troll toll, etc.
mtvcdm: Oh right, this is the one where you just get teleported to everything.
x0den: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
YeetTheRich_: the lady who did not want you to touch her button
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, it was confusing
Astro_Nata subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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mitomanox: tro ho
m_logan2000: is this the potion of levitation one?
asthanius: No spoilers
VoodontWoW: Everyone, forget everything from last time.
Pteraspidomorphi: No, logan
Fanklok: No cheating Beej
Kramburger: >Headbutt the Door
Solipsody: @m_logan2000 I think that was Firetop Mountain?
Pteraspidomorphi: That was the one in which Adam slammed his head on the door until he died I think
noSmokeFire: it's BASICALLY The Panalysts
Diabore: specifically adam
ContingentCat: Adam likes arguing? shocking
HundreydAundre: I don't know how it played out last time, so alright.
TheOtherTrevor: Is there a way Paul and Beej can have a "Team Chat" button to speak to stream + each other but not Adam?
Veraphage: lrrGREED
UnhappyYak: Panalysts: Solitaire Edition
YeetTheRich_: adam becomes otaku jeff
sonic_danno: Does that mean Paul is the superego, Adam is the ego, and Beej is the Id?
CranstonSnord: legally distinguishable from 'choose your own adventure', for legal reasons
A_Dub888: Stay in your jar!
jessieimproved: i mean that's just the jar problem
Protein_Curry subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Protein_Curry: Very excited to finally catch another stream! Even more so that it's choose your own adventure. I'm ready for the laughs you three will surely bring <3
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HorusFive: You're walking through a jail and you find a man....
breadisbest1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
breadisbest1: hi
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neisan2112: Didn't Adam just completely abondon a guy at the start of one?
m_logan2000: foul me once shame on you, foul me 53 times shame on me
Q_sic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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Arclight_Dynamo: "I was put in jail for eating meat on a Friday." "See? He deserves it." Kappa
VoodontWoW: Random punishment for all!
kusinohki: exploring is punished. not exploring is punished
OmnipotentTrevor: Abandon all logic, ye who enters here
NightValien28: I like that we seem to be in a russian metro
Fanklok: Why would you open 5 sarcophagi?
Phosphatide: a jail room is basically a jar
UnhappyYak: I love that hanging lightbulb in the background pic
WonderfulGlory: Is Adam's background an R6 Siege map?
e_bloc: 100% masochistic
DaSunao: He ate a bird without hiding his sins from God! Arrest him!
mtvcdm: You're flipping a coin, but the coin is a block of C4
HundreydAundre: Karma gives itself an E L E V E N, here.
Snowcookies: "Why would you help someone who looks to be in a helpless situation?"
hermatic1: True but then adam tried to help someone and got bit for his efforts. Think that was on of the trilogy books
mtvcdm: !patreon
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NightValien28: we did this, oh god we did this
RvLeshrac: I look forward to Adam one day playing Lone Wolf books, which are an utterly different experience.
onethousandneedles: @UnhappyYak i can't unsee it now, lol
mitomanox: how long has lrr had their twitch channel
PharaohBender27: @WonderfulGlory It looks more like a Middle Eastern bathhouse of sorts
VoodontWoW: Definitely saving that gif.
lirazel64: As is the wont of faeries.
thraximore: such a good line
TheOtherTrevor: I just finished re-watching Road Quest. Can my sub fund more of that?
neisan2112: Speaking of I JUST got my LRR Pride shirt in today!
RomanGoro: mitomanox since at least 2014
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The bite club t-shirt is beautiful
kusinohki: @mitomanox 92-93 months??
ContingentCat: also some of your genderless support NonBinaryPride
serramarkov: @NightValien28 We did this! Yay!!!
ButButTheJesus: ohai beej
NightValien28: serramarkov LUL
asthanius: "u up?"
thraximore: wyd?
JadedCynic: oh wow, I just noticed I'm wearing my LRR Pride shirt right now (I never checked it when I got dressed this morning)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Kramburger: New email from LRR " u up?"
Toxxick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
Toxxick: Oh look, a botton
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Master_Gunner: "Sup?"
YeetTheRich_: where can i sign up for the beej newsletter?
ButButTheJesus: sooooo whatcha dooooin
GhostValv: sup
rasterscan: "Hi ;)"
Protein_Curry: Thank you for not spamming us Beej <3
e_bloc: I'd probably request some anime to watch
NightValien28: that would be the second scariest thing ever
hexy_lexy: "new email who dis"
onethousandneedles: worth it. email me anytime beej
Fanklok: What Patreon tier is it to get a friendly email from Beej?
Twilight_Spark: Oh are we not doing another round of Problematic 2077? anneKappa
RvLeshrac: Suddenly an email from STORE that says "What are you wearing?"
HorusFive: But how thick is this character's wallet?
UnhappyYak: yay new character!
Perchipy: If Beej said hi to me I would be scared out of my mind
MAPBoardgames: Meet your squirrel friend
Alas_Babylon: I wouldn't be entirely bothered by a "Hey" from Beej
Kramburger: We gonna headbutt some doors!
Phailhammer: I consent to Beej sending me "Hey" via email. :p
electra310: I don't believe he's a real warrior if his wallet isn't unbelievably thick
VoodontWoW: The coinpurse beith so thick.
EdoardoZone: can we have a Firebird in this too?
MAPBoardgames: !findquote consent
LRRbot: Quote #488: "Kirby is not consent." —Beej [2015-07-20]
asthanius: THE elf
naThanathos: No follow through?
Kramburger: Yeah, can we get a coinpurse thickness check?
Vcskyline subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
Vcskyline: Hi Adam! Love these streams!
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squickster subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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nitestar428: Is “mad scientist “ Beej's final form?
mitomanox: !findquote bananas
A_Dub888: !findquote elf
LRRbot: Quote #6843: "Shoot James with the elf gun." —Adam [2020-03-25]
Protein_Curry: So foreboding: The E l f
rasterscan: Aw man, remember the Sphere of Defense that we just declared "dragons" for?
niccus: activate the elf
mtvcdm: a c t i v a t e t h e e l f
PharaohBender27: !findquote mound
rasterscan: And we just instakilled the boss dragon?
electra310: I would also like to know more about the blackness and grooming status of the warrior's beard
MAPBoardgames: New LRRbot advice: "activate the elf"
Korolan: Where is that E L F
fastlane250: i am so ready
GhostValv: oh ya brennies :O
asthanius: I love eating at Brenny's
NightValien28: GOOD START
CranstonSnord: unbridled excitement!
Solipsody: @Korolan On the shelf.
ButButTheJesus: declares war on the Horses
NightValien28: wait a horse warrior does that mean we are a horse and a warrior?
A_Dub888: So there's this horse-warrior...
Electrodyne: EVERYBODY LOVES FUDGE
Protein_Curry: The rohirrm
Despoiler98: Driving skills?
PhoenixMelior: Oh yesh, the cavalier without a moint
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
UnhappyYak: what's the special this week at Brenny's
PhoenixMelior: Or mount. Neither are good
mtvcdm: You're the horse master.... UNTIL TODAY
HorusFive: You also play a mean clarinet. It won't come up
VoodontWoW: How is my horse riding? Scry 555-5555
JadedCynic: okay, yeah, I remember this - as a reason to NOT take Brennies
Mattmitchell45: That sounds like a Keyblade
Protein_Curry: @voodontwow bahaha
djalternative: @Despoiler98 you can drive animals. Cattle driving is a common usage of it.
Fanklok: We need someone to go into a mountain. Hire the horse guy.
VoodontWoW: Ok, heading out, back for VOD. Have fun!
Dog_of_Myth: As on does
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Solipsody: @UnhappyYak Eggs Brennedict.
Dog_of_Myth: *one
Electrodyne: The X-13
Mattmitchell45: Time for Horsing Around
HundreydAundre: Like a rewind?
Kyir: Wasn't the bard's ability super OP?
Radyin: Sphere of Save Scumming.
MAPBoardgames: I've seen a dozen DnD characters who are murder on horseback and completely useless in a dungeon.
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Despoiler98: @djalternative yeah but not when they are your mount thats RIDING
JadedCynic: "I spec'ed my fighter for mounted combat." DM:"this adventure is in an underground cave/tunnel complex..."
Despoiler98: its Horsemanship! katesSweat
TheMerricat: @Kyir Bard gets a Sphere of Defense, you name ONE monster type and it auto kills all of them in the game
UnhappyYak: the bard could skip combat with panpipes IIRC
asthanius: "Kiss the time ball, Brennies"
Mattmitchell45: "Please sir, don't Spear of Time your conversation with me!
dragonwarrior000: probably any combat or dice roll event
Kyir: @TheMerricat That definitely seems better!
akmorris13: Joining late - are we not finishing the Final Bug?
NewtyNewts: The Sphere of 'Umm, Actually...'
electra310: Gross
NightValien28: waaaaaat
djalternative: @Despoiler98 Depends if you've added a STEERING wheel. lrrBEEJ
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DeM0nFiRe: Gotta be an ancient fairy king, not merely vintage or retro
DiscordianTokkan: Mummy dust
GhostValv: you dehydrate a fairy king over several days
PMAvers: Well, it requires a rolled-up dollar bill.
NightValien28: you ground them paul, you ground the king to dust
Protein_Curry: so if you found a fairy king in a bottle...
ShifuDaxiongmao: paul, you need a large and very good grinder :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Dandruff?
Despoiler98: @djalternative GET IN THE SEA katesSweat
ContingentCat: dust is mostly dead skin so exfoliate them?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
shurtal: Kaiser Permanente
RandomTrivia: Welp
JadedCynic: oh right, the 'we're not ripping of the original Rogue quest for the Amulet of Yendor to cure the king's curse'
TheMerricat: lrrBEEJ
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kusinohki: did old dnd have clerics?
NightValien28: can I see your certifica- POLYMORPH
Kyir: """sword"""
TheWriterAleph: "sword"
MAPBoardgames: His sword? Lewd!
NewtyNewts: Sord
JadedCynic: @kusinohki yes, but that's no fun for solo Kappa
neisan2112: Sparkel to his eyes, and power to his thighs.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Does your sword have no power? Ask your apothecary about Viagra."
NightValien28: the mightiest? this kingdom is screwed
Mattmitchell45: The Lewd has only begun, chat
UnhappyYak: I thought we opened the faerie mound only a year ago
Fanklok: kusinohki There were preists
electra310: How do they know about dust of the faerie king if the mound hasn't even been around for a thousand years?
SnackPak_: a perfect crime
ShifuDaxiongmao: deus ex fairy mound
UnhappyYak: has it been 1000 years already
Kyir: Multi-hoof drifting
asthanius: What about Flying?
onethousandneedles: it's sure felt like 1000 years @UnhappyYak
KeytarCat: I forgot to tab back in!
e_bloc: yes lets take the magical sword into the mound
JadedCynic: @electra310 folklore and - heaven forbid - stored knowledge from previous eras (books)
Mattmitchell45: Anyone choice should be a choice made as a Horseman
Fanklok: Wait a fucking minute?? This guy has Horsemanship he's basically unblockable
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UnhappyYak: I really hope the sword talks
saucemaster5000: thicc sword
NotCainNorAbel: better than a spice rack
Kyir: He's already in love with the sword
ShifuDaxiongmao: *wingsword
kusinohki: it doesn't seek hearts for stabbing
Kyir: knaifu
Lysander_Gustav: hello folks!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to teleport seemingly at random and have the fey folk yell at us, whee!
ContingentCat: but how big is his wallet?
asthanius: Nice mound, bro
JadedCynic starts cobbling up new lyrics for the Rolling Stones' "Heartbreaker" for this
MAPBoardgames: !sir
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MrBevers: I'm so here for this!
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shurtal: The Faerie Mound of Dragonkind, called Charles Barkley
EdoardoZone: you stare at the m-o-u-n-d-s, salivating
jessieimproved: i forgot how...much this book was
saucemaster5000: aw he saw his first mound, good for him
thysane: the M O U N D
Protein_Curry: fairy m o u n d s
Despoiler98: just breaking and entering someones house
electra310: You've gotten to California
ContingentCat: no that's your money tree
asthanius: "Welcome to the Keebler factory"
neisan2112: Push your hands into the mound
shurtal: and a hobbit yells out "You coulda just knocked on the door!"
EdoardoZone: you look again and you see m-o-u-n-d-s
ShifuDaxiongmao: The fairy king is a timelord!!
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Scy_Anide: Is there coconut inside?
HundreydAundre: Hello Brightness, thou ole f i e n d...
Gildan_Bladeborn: This whole book is... well it's a hell of a thing.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Woogachaka: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:20.
NewtyNewts: Extra-dimensional faeries!
PMAvers: *insert the Il Mehg soundtrack here*
hexy_lexy: LUL Paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: "pretend we're not home!"
neisan2112: WHO INVITED ADAM?
thysane: this guy has a chariot or somthing? I dunno...
MrMatternot: It's a Hew-Mon
Despoiler98: @BrokenGolem Thanks for the gift sub!
asthanius: "Oh god he's walking around the mound nine times"
asthanius: "We're so screwed"
BrokenGolem: @Despoiler98 you are very welcome :)
ButButTheJesus: this elf has a cold
Kramburger: I've had people pull into my driveway to try and let me pass
electra310: "It's an old code, but it checks out"
Protein_Curry: "oh god he walked around nine times what a dumbass"
JanuaryAndOn: id sipp ngl
UnhappyYak: oh good we already found the king, game over?
ShifuDaxiongmao: @asthanius "BOB, Did you tell another human how to enter?!?"
ArdCollider: are you in an elven arby's
thysane: oh hell yeah
PaperDoopliss: If there's one thing I know about fairies, it's that you always eat/drink things they give you
electra310: Just ask for a little dust from the king and be on your way
ShifuDaxiongmao: I smell sidequests!
Scy_Anide: Cat!
ShaneLeeAtk: Secret Mickey
Protein_Curry: shots shots shots shots
Alas_Babylon: Daaamn, that's legit
BrokenGolem: that one guy in the back scraping his plate
PharaohBender27: That one guy at lower right looks like a Vulcan
hermatic1: oh yeah all the things to look at. hehehe
Korolan: Is... that curly haired Fey Dude with the goblet You?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see... the king wants a favor from you first.
Korolan: He was on the first page too.
Electrodyne: Larry Elmore art?
electra310: Whiny
Electrodyne: Or someone else
RandomTrivia: Wobbly
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
UnhappyYak: pitch perfect
Mattmitchell45: Look at this horny idiot!
asthanius: Wasn't that the skull's voice?
samwonk: Yeah, that's a pretty gnarly king.
hexy_lexy: LUL
PMAvers: Ah yes, the Fae King Strong of Bad
Protein_Curry: "Stiny, fetch me a danish!"
kusinohki: jedi mind tricks don't work on adam, only money
RandomTrivia: LUL
fastlane250: mr kennedy
TheWriterAleph: THE CHEAT!
RealGamerCow: Every time
UnhappyYak: stumbled into that one
NewtyNewts: Borat voice
hexy_lexy: "borat voice my wife"
DiscordianTokkan: My waaaif
RealGamerCow: So good
NightValien28: you can do it
Alas_Babylon: (King voice) "Mai waife"
MAPBoardgames: Wife, or ex-wife?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Five will give you ten that the lamp has a genie in it.
MrMatternot: Very Oberon and Titania
DarkMorford: Mai waifu?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam never got the lamp last time.
EdoardoZone: cant trust king. 0/10
YeetTheRich_: of course he is borat ... he is the king in the castle
Gildan_Bladeborn: He did "find" the queen though.
electra310: I say we go and make friends with the queen, who will probably be happy to help us dust the king
Sibwow: wawaweewa
e_bloc: bring me back my lamp!
CranstonSnord: FYI, the interior art here was mostly done by Valerie Valusek
Despoiler98: sorry what
Kyir: I think this is basically the voice Adam did last time. It's very good
Despoiler98: your in BRONZE ARMOR
MAPBoardgames: @Gildan_Bladeborn It doesn't have a genie, but it is filled with Gin.
floki4242: belopa
thraximore: when you pretend to fall asleep to end a conversation
Diabore: go left
KeytarCat: @floki4242 I love that none of the folks on this stream were part of that bit LUL
A_Dub888: The door's been dead for 10 years
PMAvers: When you meet a adventurer so dumb you immediately fall asleep.
floki4242: @keytarcat I know
Gildan_Bladeborn: So many objects.
Favre_the_Undead: bronze age fun
SrMuskrat: Is this the book that teleports you everywhere?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time, Adam failed to acquire the specific gift that the queen wanted when he found her, so she sent him packing back to the beginning.
KeytarCat: @floki4242 I wasn't correcting you, it was just a fun thought
YeetTheRich_: cat?
TheMerricat: @SrMuskrat yep :)
MrMatternot: Mickey mouse?
Sogheim: I didn't realize that we had changed books so I came in to hear we're talking to a king and not turning a gun on him (for once)
UnhappyYak: these are quality wipes
Snowcookies: hubris!
YeetTheRich_: oh we are already on full otaku jeff
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Kramburger: Does this darkness smell evil to you?
hexy_lexy: my god thats evils smell!!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh wait... is this where the wizard that Adam resolutely pretended wasn't there as he looked around the room lives?
Despoiler98: thats MUSTARD GAS
electra310: You get to ignore it, right?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun doesn't our ring protect us?
electra310: Because of the ring?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no, this is different.
RandomTrivia: I guess the Ring doesn't block that because we're not in a fight
Driosenth: does the ring protect?
saucemaster5000: at least you don't have radiation poisoning
electra310: You're fighting for breath!
Despoiler98: ooooo ow oooo oh no
RealGamerCow: Oh I remember this guy
Sibwow: that just means consistency
ShifuDaxiongmao: libratory?
ContingentCat: it's been a year it's ok
MrMatternot: Bibra-tory
BusTed: 👀
ButButTheJesus: I'm at the library
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aha!
Diabore: its ok, chat has goldfish brain, we wont remember
Solipsody: Libraratorium.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think Adam just got to this room via a teleport last time, rather than the door proper.
PMAvers: Get a Crunchwrap, a Quesalupa, and a Baha Blast.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, can you put a healthbar above Adam? :D
hexy_lexy: fight! fight! fight!
onethousandneedles: this can't possibly go wrong
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Dog_of_Myth: Paul beat me to it
Snowcookies: fight time!
shurtal: Slap the Wizard sounds like a euphamism
BusTed: This can only end well.
RealGamerCow: changing from color spray to prismatic spray
EdoardoZone: I'm not here to make friends
MrMatternot: You wanna see some cool sparklers?
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: already teleported?
UnhappyYak: yessssssss
ButButTheJesus: A NEWT?!
hexy_lexy: lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: A newt?
e_bloc: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Adam woke up and chose violence today
saucemaster5000: well done!
ContingentCat: welp
Sarah_Serinde: tqsRIP
Twilight_Spark: He turned me into a newt!
HorusFive: GG
Snowcookies: RIP
hexy_lexy: he turned me into a newt!
Despoiler98: RIP
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: oh
e_bloc: Eye Scream
MAPBoardgames: Adam'll get better.
Rogue_07: well, I guess we didn't get better
NewtyNewts: Uh oh...
RandomTrivia: \o/
ShifuDaxiongmao: It's ok, we will get better.
PhoenixMelior: New weapon!
A_Dub888: COOL GAME
ArdCollider: unwilling ingredient
Despoiler98: katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: speedrun strats :)
ChainedDreamer: Short stream
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, good night
Kramburger: Fairy Mound of Dragonkind (Book, any%)
thraximore: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: benginRip
YeetTheRich_: good stream boys
kdefinition: Speedrun strats
SurfDownstage: F
BusTed: FBtouchdown
onethousandneedles: great stream, thanks everyone!
KartoffelKaiser: *smash bros voice* "New Record!"
lochnessseammonster: we win!
Earthenone: time to roll credits
ContingentCat: give the time orb a kiss?
e_bloc: can you use your magic ball
HorusFive: See you all next week
Nefasine: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: Bad End: Newt
ArdCollider: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:04.
Favre_the_Undead: eye of newt is an herb in real life
Rogue_07: see you, everyone!
MrMatternot: PB
saucemaster5000: good ending hit
NewtyNewts: I don't like this wizard.
s4mwise_ow: Let’s go home, have a good one
e_bloc: rub the orb
fastlane250: Newt%
Despoiler98: GNIGHT EVERYONE
couldntpickausername: new 100% newt record
stormcooper256: Well this has been great, glad i was able to catch it live
Gascitygaming: newt finish check
mtvcdm: 32 minutes, wow, do we have a backup game? lrrBEEJ
ShifuDaxiongmao: "load the save game!"
MAPBoardgames: duskth2Rip
YeetTheRich_: do we read out subs now?
Dog_of_Myth: Good stream everyone
UnhappyYak: mmm that's good eyes
e_bloc: that's some non-newt-onian physics
unicornly: smash cut to a bleached white newt skeleton
RealGamerCow: This is the book that stomps you often
Solipsody: What's really whacky is, that's actually the canonical ending.
NewtyNewts: Use the Spheeeere~
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam's first time through he pretended the wizard wasn't there, repeatedly, and then walked away.
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Pteraspidomorphi: Peace Among Worlds
hexy_lexy: LUL
asthanius: Peace sign
BusTed: ☮️
Gascitygaming: peace among worlds
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
shurtal: giving a nixon?
LordZarano: 🖖
Rogue_07: 🖖
ShifuDaxiongmao: TOS beej!!
fastlane250: LUL
asthanius: BEEJ
hexy_lexy: BEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: Beej.
e_bloc: !card shower of sparks
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asthanius: MISTER WIZARD NO
ButButTheJesus: ooooh Mr Wizard I'm just a weak soldier only 3 hp
TheMerricat: Mr. Wizard is a lot grumpier than I remember as a kid.
jessieimproved: Mr. Wizard? I used to watch him on public access television when I was a kid
onethousandneedles: i'd like to withdraw my consent to beej emailing me "hey", unless it also includes lewd symbols. then it's ok
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hexy_lexy: why is the wizard Dexter?
YeetTheRich_: my demons also need quieting
ContingentCat: Sharkle?
asthanius: We're such a dork
Twilight_Spark: It isn't his Office Hours, my dude.
MrMatternot: Sharkle! Boo-haha
Protein_Curry: demons needing quieting is a whole mood
PMAvers: Waluigi's
asthanius: You said it, not us
Sogheim: sounds like the Fairy Queen is a bit of a man eater...
Kramburger: Adam Savidan, the man of one voice
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam, I'm just waiting to hear your Queen voice :D
Dog_of_Myth: It's a Brand
Gascitygaming: RIP Belarus
shurtal: Universal Snorsh translator
Favre_the_Undead: vaguely insulting, but hilarious
BusTed: There's always Shoey.
saucemaster5000: try a canadian accent
UnhappyYak: no this is great
Protein_Curry: resi 4 really resonated with ya
lirazel64: Faeries are from Snorsh.
EdoardoZone: generic Resident Evil 4 npc
MAPBoardgames: Loot! Loot! Loot!
SurfDownstage: Always reminds me of mr lunt from veggietales
Snowcookies: wow
ElementalAlchemist: welp
shurtal: Bonethan is in this story? neat!
Ba_Dum_Tish: k byyyeeeeee
saucemaster5000: gotta teleport someone
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he went to yell at the king
ContingentCat: they have all been faeries makes sense they'd have similar voices
koikingufm: Is someone going to tell Adam his Cheech and Chong voice isn't Eastern European?
GDwarf: Making the wizard possibly the only thing in this book that doesn't teleport you
electra310: Put on the robe and wizard hat!
NDCazzy: you should have Ashlen come in and voice act one of these as a guest lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: maybe theres a dude in the hourglass we can let out
HorusFive: 3 of 5 of these things will probably teleport you away
KartoffelKaiser: You say that like any of these options aren't gonna teleport you SeriousSloth
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm reasonably certain Adam teleported into this room the last time.
KartoffelKaiser: inb4 death to reversed time
NewtyNewts: Back to the beginning time?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This can only end well.
KartoffelKaiser: l m a o
RandomTrivia: WELP
Despoiler98: LOL
TheWriterAleph: "for me to POOP ON"
Rogue_07: So Int is our dump stat, eh?
thysane: lol
BusTed:
HorusFive: Teleport count 1
jessieimproved: yasss, the teleport book
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: The thing is Beej... that probably also teleported you.
hexy_lexy: LUL beej
YeetTheRich_: fuck
GhostValv: ha
Wrexadecimal: beej. plz
shurtal: are we in some sort of city of owls?
Gascitygaming: are there dust bunnies under the big comfy couch?
UnhappyYak: well now that song is stuck in my head
xantos69: Cheer50 Popping in to cheer then off to the VOD.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah yes - clearly a trap.
justthorne: wait? they're back to this?
MAPBoardgames: Natural hickory scent
EdoardoZone: not the BROWNIES
hexy_lexy: jesus fuck, these 3 boys are so damn funny
Wrexadecimal: oh this I remember
Electrodyne: THE ROOM IS A MIMIC
Electrodyne: oh no wait
MrMatternot: Fashionable quicklings?
Protein_Curry: @hexy_lexy big agree
justthorne: what happened to the other book?
ContingentCat: Brownies? So like 8 year old girls?
ShifuDaxiongmao: talk to them, that has NEVER turned out bad for us ;)
TheMerricat: The one swinging is really trying hard to hide....
RandomTrivia: HAH
Gildan_Bladeborn: Waiving his hands in front of his face.
Rogue_07: These guys look like they can be bribed with pizza, if the Dresden Files taught me anything.
hexy_lexy: its been under an hour and my face and throat already hurt from laughter
YeetTheRich_: instead of teleporting you he just left you to teleport out on your own
A_Dub888: Do they take Swedish Kronr?
Rogue_07: give them your sword!
HorusFive: Does the ring count?
ShifuDaxiongmao: do you know your sword? ;)
ContingentCat: @YeetTheRich_ he was like eh most the stuff here will teleport him I'll let him get out himself
neisan2112: A 2/1
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Vonbane: a 2/1
hexy_lexy: LUL Paul!
MAPBoardgames: You'll give them your magic sword, alright.
PMAvers: I mean, could you give them your +2 sword?
TheMerricat: 1. NORTH AMERICAN a gambler who makes only small bets. 2. AUSTRALIAN•NEW ZEALAND a person who withdraws from a commitment. so we know the authors were Aussies?
Tiber727: But the deal was one piece of advice for 1 item. You completed the deal, 0 times.
Snowcookies: And not have a weapon
A_Dub888: !card goblin piker
LRRbot: Goblin Piker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1]
ShifuDaxiongmao: can't be the strongest warrior without a beard
MrMatternot: Helmets are unheroic!
sketchy_007: I've never actually made it on to the live stream for this before. usually just catch the vod
Favre_the_Undead: @TheMerricat or kiwis
KartoffelKaiser: Beej NotLikeThis
NewtyNewts: Are they pixies of some sort?
TheMerricat: is there another page to the table?
KeytarCat: They're Brownies of some kind
Protein_Curry: beej activating bad memories for us retail workers
ContingentCat: close enough
PMAvers: Oh god is this the DRM? Do we need a code wheel to figure out this table?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good enough!
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGE
Radyin: Are they Brownies?
Seth_Erickson: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: PogChamp
NewtyNewts: We One!
RandomTrivia: Eyyyy!
Alas_Babylon: We super win
GhostValv: gameplay :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: EZ game for babies!
tenthtechpriest: DM I do that!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: get clapped pixie
MAPBoardgames: Damn. Adam just rumpused those quicklings.
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drasvin: PridePog
Lord_ZYRK: Rolling 1 is a critical failure. . . for them seabatPjorg
BooperOfHonks: @TheMerricat The author is actually from Wisconsin so... weird
Korolan: FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: seabatPjorg
TheMerricat: Oh yeah, I remember this, this book and the gnomes book had huge errors in them where it was obvious that they didn't QA it.
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NewtyNewts: Wonder where Paul tossed the Elf... My guess is on page 69
RoastedGravy: Mario 64 time?
Seth_Erickson: Dark Souls 👀
KartoffelKaiser: Time to walk right into the picture SeriousSloth
Seth_Erickson: Ariandel here I come
Gildan_Bladeborn: Teleport... teleport... teleport...
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jessieimproved: did somebody mention a hole?
Makrosian_Tae: It's so bad
Seth_Erickson: Painted World Painted World
NewtyNewts: James! There's a hole for you to investigate!
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Apparently the page listed in the combat table is the page with the artwork for the room they're found in. But page 103 isn't on the list either, so I assume the game is bugged.
jessieimproved: you ever just think about holes?
hexy_lexy: R O U S
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote big hole
LRRbot: Quote #7231: "Those big boys don't fall down holes." —RebelliousUno [2020-09-22]
RoastedGravy: Big hole, big rat.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... giant badger.
MrMatternot: Painted World
ContingentCat: or like shawshank?
lirazel64: R.A.U.S.
thysane: rule of choose your own adventure is assume the worst
A_Dub888: !card ravenous rats
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time, a talking badger bit Adam, and then made him teleport.
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
ElementalAlchemist: "lesser of two weasels"
KartoffelKaiser: Grue time PogChamp
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke drawfeGoodjoke
NewtyNewts: Just watch as it's a wolverine, not a weasel
thysane: the lesser of two weevils
Makrosian_Tae: Lesser of two weasels
hexy_lexy: "lesser of 2 weasels" Adam Savidan (2021)
RealGamerCow: lesser of two weagles
BDXIIX: this whole book is vaguely erotic
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Cunobelenos: sergePun
BrokenGolem: not that vague
Phosphatide: lesser weasel seabatApp
Tiber727: If "lesser of two weasels" isn't a meme, it should be.
HorusFive: Dare! Dare!
KartoffelKaiser: Wow they even gave us the "are you sure?" page
NightValien28: deeeeeeep down the hole
BusTed: The callbacks.
hexy_lexy: BEEJ
NewtyNewts: My MASSIVE wallet
Wrexadecimal: loool
electra310: Bronze armor is dummy thicc
TheMerricat: it's no funny because we took this route last time too and they don't remember :)
ContingentCat: we're wearing armour, that stuff is loud
PMAvers: The bills in his full wallet keep rustling against each otoher.
LordZarano: CLANK CLANK CLANK
Mortimew: katesLurk
YeetTheRich_: my dummy thicc wallet keeps alerting the guards
Despoiler98: GDI BEEJ NO
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
hexy_lexy: BEEJ NO
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: anneLewd
ContingentCat: BEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: Beej.
laikagoat: fionaVoid fionaVoid fionaVoid
e_bloc: lrrWOw
thysane: NOPE
KartoffelKaiser: What's negative ASMR?
NightValien28: DAMN IT BEEJ
Rogue_07: beej. no.
RoastedGravy: Beej, plz, this isn't ASMR time.
Protein_Curry: NOOOOO
gualdhar: quick what's the opposite of ASMR
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ButButTheJesus: NOPE
Alas_Babylon: RMSA
Makrosian_Tae: BEEJ!!
BusTed: Always encourage Beej.
RandomTrivia: ADAM NO
Lord_ZYRK: Beej YES
Sarah_Serinde: Disagree
NewtyNewts: BEEJ MAYBE!
YeetTheRich_: beej thats not the thing you brush your teeth with
Alas_Babylon: Beej perhaps!
UnhappyYak: Beej...yes?
boardham: BEEJ!
PaperDoopliss: Yes and, Beej
Sibwow: Beej Yes And
NightValien28: never!!!
Diabore: this is a "yes and" zone
electra310: We encourage you to not do that anymore
unicornly: some thicc cheeks clapping
jessieimproved: This is a "yes and" space
e_bloc: LRR no
ky0dar: do's it?
savorycookie: Beej YES
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: telling Beej no does encourage him though
HorusFive: Yes AND Beej
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gualdhar claps
RoastedGravy: HYPERCLAP
Solipsody: Can we encourage Beej to stop?
thysane: I am alarmed
Kramburger: Good Choice, Streamer
RoastedGravy: Awww
RunningMonkeys: beej yes!
th3mpire: more beej
Rogue_07: Beej only gets encouragement when Beej does something good.
GhostValv: thank you streamers :)
RomanGoro: I'm pretty sure that saying "Beej No" is how you encourage him
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
KartoffelKaiser: Wow they gave us *another* "are you sure?" page. Let's keep going seabatPjorg
Makrosian_Tae: Beej no? Beej YES!!
gualdhar: Good job Sounds Effects Beej
Darth_Litigious: Nice job Beej. That sound wasn't awful at all.
Stormthius: that'll do Beej, that'll do
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, Beej.......Yeeees
YeetTheRich_: i do consent to this
onethousandneedles: that's a dangerous game you're asking us to play adam, but i'm here for it
Snowcookies: lrrWOW
MrMatternot: The Beej audio motorboating
fastlane250: just inviting touchdowns for failure
Cunobelenos: lrrSPOOP
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Korolan: Beej, Yes! The Vague Eroticism CONTINUES
SnackPak_: score!
Electrodyne: my FBtouchdown is ready
BusTed: tqsShrug
NewtyNewts: Magic gems! Maybe good!
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then... teleports you?
hexy_lexy: perhaps
RoastedGravy: Who knows!
thysane: nice
RealGamerCow: dumb ape fighter poking things in the dark with a sword
KartoffelKaiser: Wow this gem would have been handy to barter with those quicklings SeriousSloth
Makrosian_Tae: A hard object in a hole you say?
MrMatternot: Success! maybe
electra310: If only it were a horse
LordZarano: Radioactive gem! :D
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
Lord_ZYRK: It could be super useful. . . or maybe it'll blow my hand off HahaShrugLeft seabatUseless HahaShrugRight
ContingentCat: it's not glowing green it shouldn't be radioactive
Kramburger: >Eat Glowing Gem
Seth_Erickson: !title
onethousandneedles: later on "do you have the gem? turn to page X" Page X: the gem is a bomb. you're dead
TheMerricat: fairy village!!!
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls let's SourPls jam SourPls
LordZarano: @ContingentCat Tell that to a deuterium lamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right, these guys. I can't remember if we left peacefully or not last time.
EdoardoZone: fight all the things
e_bloc: I'm in danger
EdoardoZone: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
NightValien28: admies
TristalMTG: search for treasure
NewtyNewts: Just looking time!
RoastedGravy: ABI, Always Be Ignoring
MrMatternot: Dance! Fool!
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh I remember last time you just stuck your eyeball right in one of their windows and stared.
PMAvers: Adam is here to rumble.
HorusFive: Do you think there's something strange going on here? In the fairy mound? With all the pixies?
EdoardoZone: I'm not here to make friends
Earthenone: i mean we are already on the genocide route
Izandai: "Are you sure?"
boardham: Napoleon always attacked first and he's famous
MrMatternot: Don't give them a Cassis Belli
saucemaster5000: Strike first strike hard no mercy sir
noSmokeFire: wasn't the violin cursed?
YeetTheRich_: play them a song on heartpiercer Kappa
Earthenone: maybe he can do the busdriver?
EdoardoZone: lrrCOW
NewtyNewts: Fighter thinks he's got high CHA, when he really doesn't
Kramburger: Talking is also cursed
Moonspeak721: horses is cars kinda
ravensbreed: So you're Vin Disel?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please kill us, please kill us...
MAPBoardgames: You didn't know the countersign?
UnhappyYak: so large
Twilight_Spark: Or at least my wallet is!
Alas_Babylon: Oh my
DeM0nFiRe: How can I keep my oversize wallet from hurting you?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please shrink us... please shrink us...
MrMatternot: World of Cardboard
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NavelWarfare: Dance hooman!
electra310: Dance dance dance!
RandomTrivia: LUL
hexy_lexy: LUL PAUL
SnackPak_: throwin' shapes
UnhappyYak: skanking all over the floor
noSmokeFire: The Faerie Mosh of Dragonkind
Rogue_07: lol
WalkingProfanity: Take the L
RoastedGravy: Just spontaneously breakdance.
HorusFive: Beej YES!
boardham: Fighters are kings Midas of hurt
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
Izandai: We're gonna stomp our feet like this, and if the fairies get crushed, its their own fault.
YeetTheRich_: AAAAHHH
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Kramburger: BEEJ YES
PMAvers: Kathleen comes roaring in, grabs one, and suplexes one.
EdoardoZone: game SUCKS
savorycookie: Beej yes!
Seth_Erickson: YES BEEJ
ContingentCat: YES BEEJ
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MrMatternot: Dance!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BusTed: ty beej
saucemaster5000: @RoastedGravy that made me cough on my wine
Rogue_07: good, Beej!
Dog_of_Myth: YES BEEJ
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown <3 <3
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: im angry at how funny beej is because im not that funny
e_bloc: god won't kill you, you will kill you
ravensbreed: Or near your groin
KartoffelKaiser: not dead PogChamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: FUCK YOU WE OUT
Rogue_07: Adam Savidan: party killer
Snowcookies: lol
RoastedGravy: They just packed their shit up and left.
Tiber727: I imagined they were going to go West Side Story and fight you.
EdoardoZone: hopped in the Firebird and left
MrMatternot: Pixies, not known for their understanding
Alas_Babylon: "You can dance if you want to, or we'll leave yourself behind"
couldntpickausername: so because you didn't dance they're no friends of yours?
hexy_lexy: "large hole"
GhostValv: as one does
Despoiler98: just jam it right in
onethousandneedles: as you do
SnackPak_: nice!
Arclight_Dynamo: !quote 1
LRRbot: Quote #1: "There's no worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something." —RebelliousUno
Rogue_07: Fighter No!
MrMatternot: Gump! Clear that foxhole
Kramburger: We're a cat
Drasvin: Do you find James Turner at the bottom of the hole?
NightValien28: our character is an idiot huh
Izandai: This DAMMIT BEEJ
thysane: you put your head inside, you know, like you do
Alas_Babylon: o.o
YeetTheRich_: lrrHERE
Protein_Curry: @tiber727 *snaps fingers aggressively to a beat*
NewtyNewts: ITO! Nooooooo!
ContingentCat: are we a man or a cat?
thysane: this hole was made for us
MAPBoardgames: Talk to NPC, NPC disappears. So far 2 times true.
ShifuDaxiongmao: If hole, insert Adam.
CyndaneTierney: Yeah, that's cursed knowledge there.
Borgrim_: puts head in wall sphincter
RoastedGravy: MY KEYS
NightValien28: best of the whole kingdom
electra310: "Oh I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole, and the little skunk said well, bless my soul! Take it out!"
hexy_lexy: MY KEYS
YeetTheRich_: jokes on you mugger, im poor af
Makrosian_Tae: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
UnhappyYak: don't need keys where we're going
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
KeytarCat: @UnhappyYak but, but, but
ContingentCat: UM
electra310: O.O
UnhappyYak: oh
RoastedGravy: Uhhh
Alas_Babylon: !
NightValien28: vaguely erotic
MAPBoardgames: Um... TOS?
ButButTheJesus: oh my
Drasvin: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: feel the mound
Raiger: Um pardon me?
Protein_Curry: EX CUSE
RoastedGravy: Mario 64 time!
KartoffelKaiser: time to get trapped in a tapestry
MrMatternot: The inhabitants are peaceful
Borgrim_: real flesh hole?
Makrosian_Tae: Cops coming for this perv LUL
Rogue_07: *hacker voice* We're in
Seth_Erickson: Priscilla is waiting for us on the other side of this painting
KeytarCat: @KartoffelKaiser trappedestry
Diabore: oh god did we switch places?
KartoffelKaiser: @KartoffelKaiser 👏
RoastedGravy: Can we stay there?
BDXIIX: we are the girl now, aren't we?
ContingentCat: @roast
MrMatternot: MSG
asthanius: Welcome Dust
ContingentCat: @RoastedGravy I suspect we're going to be trapped there
NightValien28: best of the kingdom
RoastedGravy: Otaku Jeff not known for his book smarts. Or his street smarts.
tenthtechpriest: fae drugs? yes and!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Earthenone: arent we here to get fairy dust?
Rogue_07: UM
NightValien28: brightest and mightiest of the whooooole kingdom
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
ky0dar: Yes, And!
ButButTheJesus: WHOMST
KartoffelKaiser: whomstdve
Protein_Curry: faith trust and fairy dust?
hexy_lexy: LUL ADAM
Jucassauro: yes
ky0dar: YES! AND!
thysane: perhaps... our character deserves to fail
Nosser2: oh no, we're getting high aren't we?
DiscordianTokkan: "Hey kid, wanna get BLAZED"
TurnoneChargingBadger: drug time
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy!
Borgrim_: as long as its guaranteed
Raiger: Fairy Dust! Fairy Dust!
asthanius: Well, they said it's helpful. I believe them
NavelWarfare: Do it coward
ContingentCat: YES
Shirts_: Do it!
UnhappyYak: aren't we here for this dust?
RoastedGravy: D R U G S
Lord_ZYRK: Sprinkle me, fae-daddy lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Korolan: YES AND
ContingentCat: Do the fairy drugs!
EdoardoZone: for science
Gildan_Bladeborn: This seems like it can only go well for us.
Shirts_: your not a coward
saucemaster5000: Do it for her
asthanius: YEAHHH
MAPBoardgames: The fairy dust has been laced with angel dust.
Borgrim_: the firsts one's free
Twilight_Spark: No whammies!
Lord_ZYRK: The faerie dust contains potassium benzoate
Kramburger: Ah, we got the placebo in the trial
MrMatternot: Dandruff?
BDXIIX: Head and Shoulders? It's fairy dandruff?
ElementalAlchemist: gained: fairie dust
Pteraspidomorphi: My guess has always been dandruff
RandomTrivia: Welp
Protein_Curry: no flight?
Despoiler98: JBAITED
RoastedGravy: Salt Fae
NightValien28: LUL
thysane: *this faerie dust ain't shi-* and then it hits
ShifuDaxiongmao: You have been.... seasoned
Earthenone: in like 10 pages the edible will kick in right?
Seth_Erickson: Cool thanks I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp, I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences later.
lochnessseammonster: vaguely erotic
ky0dar: now you're pregnant
YeetTheRich_: lrrSACK
Kramburger: If you got a golden shower from some faries...
Borgrim_: you gotta think happy thoughts to fly no?
NightValien28: this gonna bite us in the ass later on huh
Khorak_The_Mighty: PJSalt
BDXIIX: pregante
UnhappyYak: oh those mushrooms...
Shirts_: we were a salted
Despoiler98: HahaBall haha now your addicted to heroin
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MrMatternot: A bottle of anti-gravity
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Protein_Curry: "fairies sprinkled dust on me am i prognont?"
Pteraspidomorphi: That was quick
ElementalAlchemist: hey, got there already
hexy_lexy: @Protein_Curry pregananant?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hmm... did they give us "danger sense"?
Raiger: Pouch of true chocolate??
DarkMorford: Lancer!
jessieimproved: oh no that's a jar
KartoffelKaiser: 0_0
tenthtechpriest: lancer's pouch?
inconsideratehat: hawt
neisan2112: Chullane? Does he bouce stuff?
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Shirts_: this fate now haha
thraximore: ka-hu-lann
Kramburger: I've seen this anime
Twilight_Spark: Kreygas
hexy_lexy: TOS
Izandai: And thus Adam made an enemy of Wales.
Protein_Curry: @hexy_lexy bahahha!
Borgrim_: can u fairy dust get pregnat?
ButButTheJesus: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
MAPBoardgames: Is he asking to you to stab him?
ky0dar: so the dude is in a jar?
YeetTheRich_: put your magical weapon in me daddy
Twilight_Spark: Kreygasm even*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Certainly not the precise opposite of that.
saucemaster5000: increased powers eh?
Sogheim: why does a hound need a pouch?
GhostValv: words :O
KeytarCat: [kukulin]
NavelWarfare: Never trust someone that's killed a dog
tenthtechpriest: so you're in a magic forest and there's jar that talks to you
Easilycrazyhat: Too much word. Brain no good feel.
KartoffelKaiser: fighter be like "I don't know how I feel about your funny words magic man"
NewtyNewts: Hmmmm... better sword...
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam... Yes and.. :D
Diabore: DO NOT trust the pouch
MrMatternot: Put your dong in the pouch
ContingentCat: di itttt
Izandai: I don't think the game is gonna take away your sword.
ky0dar: Yes. And.
Kramburger: This is like in breath of the wild, getting rusted weapons cleaned
Despoiler98: GREED IS GOOD
noSmokeFire: greeb!
hexy_lexy: G R E E D
TristalMTG: but, +1!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Always listen to greed.
RandomTrivia: lrrGREED
Twilight_Spark: Yes Adam!
Makrosian_Tae: Choo choo lainn, FROOT FROOT SingsNote SingsNote
Raiger: lrrGREED
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGREED
Drasvin: lrrGREED
RealGamerCow: What's the worst that could happen?
couldntpickausername: do it
thraximore: wheelerGreed
KartoffelKaiser: Red could mean good
NewtyNewts: Magical sharp swooooord time!
A_Dub888: lrrGREED lrrGREED
LordZarano: lrrGREED
Earthenone: red swords are sharper?
BDXIIX: stick it in
Driosenth: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah - it means it's GREAT.
Kramburger: Red means DPS, Paul
YeetTheRich_: stick your hand in the hole
ky0dar: Yes. And
UnhappyYak: this would be a long path to have to take for nothing
inconsideratehat: instructions unclear, dong is in the bag
saucemaster5000: red is a good wedding color
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
Easilycrazyhat: Red can be good. Like...um...a strawberry.
NightValien28: red goes fastah
Izandai: Beej is correct.
Raiger: Cuchulain sits in the old oak tree?
Despoiler98: GONE
Easilycrazyhat: Goodbye weapon
Diabore: FUCK
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: POOF
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
RandomTrivia: WELP
Rogue_07: Yoi can just call him "lancer."
BusTed: Oh boy.
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
inconsideratehat: Oh is it Cu-cullen?
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: Dammit
Lord_ZYRK: Seems legit
tenthtechpriest: do it coward
ky0dar: Nothing can go wrong.
ButButTheJesus: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
hexy_lexy: OH NO
thraximore: This pouch sucks!
noSmokeFire: greed greed greed
NightValien28: I smell a scam
UnhappyYak: oh I've seen this scam before
Borgrim_: it's like a vending machine stealing your change
NewtyNewts: Pouch of Greed
Diabore: god damn talking pouch
Drasvin: It's a pouch of devouring?
thraximore: Stick your "sword" in it
ElementalAlchemist: sir you have been bamboozled
Protein_Curry: Kekekeekkekeekeke
PMAvers: Jam your fist in there
thysane: we referencing Irish myth cycles? hell yeah
Despoiler98: just handed off your only weapon
inconsideratehat: right?
Shirts_: anything can be a weapon if you try haed enough
camelwizard: Puch of Greed allows me to draw TWO weapons!
RoastedGravy: OOTBALLLLL
asthanius: Futboll
Seth_Erickson: Clearly they must
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
Raiger: Maybe this is where soccer was INVENTED!
thraximore: It's a faerie sport
thysane: Footballs have existed since at least the Tudor period
ContingentCat: hello fourth wall
PaperDoopliss: All cultures in all fantasy settings have a game called football
Cunobelenos: seabatNogood
TheAinMAP: FBSpiral FootBall
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: No one ever kicked a ball ever
RandomTrivia: So many anachronisms!
MAPBoardgames: FootBall
Kramburger: It's called foot-goats bladder
holidayMD: Time orb
gawag_: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: h u b r i s
Easilycrazyhat: What use does a pouch have for a sword anyhow?
electra310: Oooh, this adventure just got a bit harder
saucemaster5000: what culture or point of history does not have football (soccer)?
RandomTrivia: Hey there book, don't victimblame us!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because you succumbed to greed.
YeetTheRich_: what DID we expect ...
Jucassauro: orb
fastlane250: FBtouchdopwn
thraximore: wheelerGreed
Kramburger: This guy's an IDIOT
couldntpickausername: undo encounter?
Seth_Erickson: HUBRIS
electra310: Oooooh!
Pteraspidomorphi: You knew exactly what you were doing
RealGamerCow: Hubris!
GhostValv: :O
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: sergeHubris
electra310: Time warp!
TStodden: lrrGREED
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia jumps to the left
MAPBoardgames: Just a jump to the left...
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
ElementalAlchemist: Let's do the time orb again!
RandomTrivia steps to the right
Korolan: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
Drasvin: Let's do the time warp again!
ContingentCat: kiss the orb!
thraximore: Let's dooo the Time waaaarp again!
KeirenH: Ctrl+z
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: never punished
Kramburger: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown :p
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBTouchdown
ThePov42: FBTouchdown
asthanius: See? Football
gawag_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BDXIIX: wait, didn't we time warp when we got newted? Or does that not count because content?
GhostValv: seabatNogood
ky0dar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
MrMatternot: Put your hands on your hips
Khorak_The_Mighty: put your hands on your hips
RunningMonkeys: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
Despoiler98: NO CONSEQUENCES
Izandai: @BDXIIX shh
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mushrooms can only end well for us.
Korolan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: I'm not doing it if Adam says to
asthanius: @BDXIIX That was just a restart.
electra310: We couldn't time warp when we got newted, we just died
neisan2112: Only get one of those
RoastedGravy: PRAISE MUSHROOM
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BDXIIX: yeah, makes sense
TStodden: Doing mushrooms is ALWAYS a good idea... lrrBEEJ
Protein_Curry: finna be rhadaghast
Kramburger: It's a chatterbox!
Twilight_Spark: I've seen this children's movie before.
asthanius: ADAM
onethousandneedles: hey, it worked for Alice in wonderland
Rogue_07: Adam.
Mcgwee: Go ask Alice
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
hexy_lexy: time to get high!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably.
asthanius: YOU JUST LEARNED A LESSON
Vonbane: more edibles
YeetTheRich_: E A T M E
Korolan: First dust, Then shrooms
ElementalAlchemist: It's not glowing red like the bag, so it has to be safe
OmnipotentTrevor: Disney's lawyers would like a word.
ContingentCat: just ask Alice, always works out
Kramburger: Bite the 'pink mushroom'
electra310: I think it's safe to say no lesson was learned
YeetTheRich_: you don't wanna mix those to substances
Gascitygaming: non-carbonated mushroom
fastlane250: just chow down on some 'shroom
KeytarCat: @Kramburger SirMad
Lithobraker: Did Hakkasan teach us nothing?
jessieimproved: diminishing returns?
ky0dar: chomp chomp chomp
Electrodyne: now it's baseball
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom
Rogue_07: this will end well.
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
asthanius: This is going to go so badly
Gildan_Bladeborn: Badger!
MAPBoardgames: He's on mushrooms AND fairy dust. He's already high as a kite.
SurfDownstage: It's like an info booth for fairies
RandomTrivia: "If you swing hard enough you can reach the sky!" Is this the gay agenda? lrrBEEJ
ravensbreed: Ate a mushroom, now attacking the sky. Sounds correct
ContingentCat: in for an inch in for a mile
Protein_Curry: fairy dust and now shrooms, trippin balls in this mound
MrMatternot: Take the spore print!
NightValien28: this edible ain't shit, two seconds later whooooooaaa
KartoffelKaiser: LUL there ain't a wizard there anymore
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... he DID await.
thraximore: keep going
Borgrim_: ahh a wizard did it
YeetTheRich_: C O N S U M E
Diabore: all in on mushroom
MrMatternot: Emesis is painless, Paul?
asthanius: No HP damage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right - wasn't there a "cloud land" Adam visited last time?
TStodden: Keep eating, just to settle your stomach?
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerEed
EdoardoZone: is this king's quest 6
Pteraspidomorphi: I think last time Adam did take the path back to the wizard
thysane: ABS = Always Be Shrooming
YeetTheRich_: wheelerFee wheelerEed
Cunobelenos: lrrGREED
PMAvers: The mushroom is made out of slurm.
ContingentCat: oh no
Kramburger: It'S DOODOO
RealGamerCow: This character is an idiot
MrMatternot: DOTs
RealGamerCow: it's so great
hexy_lexy: damnit! keep eating
Arclight_Dynamo: If Smarties have taught me anything, you eat the red ones last.
Seth_Erickson: It'll be fine I'm sure
ky0dar: Are you a coward?
circusofkirkus: they've got a pool going
Lord_ZYRK: Keep going til you can taste the sun
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the fairies are just you hallucinating
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's no way THIS one punishes us.
ky0dar: Adam? Adam are you a coward?
Seth_Erickson: I've got 10 sparkles on Yes
MAPBoardgames: The solution is something dissolved into something else.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "remember the last time someone ate the last piece?"
YeetTheRich_: we can't quit at this point
Twilight_Spark: Fighter says yes!
RoastedGravy: If Mario taught me anything, red mushrooms are good. Kappa
Mcgwee: red is bad
Ashton: "I've been commanded to give you information. That was my home you jerk!"
asthanius: Welp, we're dead
Protein_Curry: "i aint a quitter!"
MAPBoardgames: Fork up and power through.
Twilight_Spark: lol
TristalMTG: haha he's going to be so mad
couldntpickausername: thank you for reminding me I need to add mushrooms to my shopping list
ElementalAlchemist: That would've been good to know before
ContingentCat: red things are good here right, that's what we learned from the pouch
NightValien28: I come to give you information, you now have 10 seconds to live
electra310: Humans are weiiiird
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pteraspidomorphi: :D Too late fairy
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
Izandai: NO SHIT, YEAH?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Raiger: Worth it Kappa
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ky0dar: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YeetTheRich_: LUL
RoastedGravy: GOOD TO KNOW
Lord_ZYRK: Very useful :)
MrMatternot: Commanded by whom?!?
TheWriterAleph: "YOU DON'T SAY"
Seth_Erickson: Perfect
circusofkirkus: LUL
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
Mcgwee: hahahahahaha
BDXIIX: buzzer1Love
hexy_lexy: LUL PERFECT
Despoiler98: GOT THERE
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seth_Erickson: Right on time
Esoterus: thanks!
ArdCollider: FootGoal
noSmokeFire: why do we even HAVE that mushroom
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: THANKS A LOT
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Aenir798: LUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: We will note that!
MAPBoardgames: "I lost the bet, so here's some info."
NightValien28: feck you faries
ElementalAlchemist: thank you Clippy
Myclept: I wouldn't say "evil", just hungry
thysane: DON'T. PENETRATE. THE POUCH
Gildan_Bladeborn: So much information!
ContingentCat: LUL great
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
asthanius: WOAH
RandomTrivia: \o/
Borgrim_: pouch be evil yo
ky0dar: WOW
s4mwise_ow: katesNo
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
Mcgwee: oh
RoastedGravy: Were we just eating keys the whole time?
Raiger: See kids, this is why you never give up
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray!
KartoffelKaiser: I think the fairy dust is kicking in
EdoardoZone: WORTH IT
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
ky0dar: wwaaaaoooowwww
DiscordianTokkan: No WONDER it hurt!
Twilight_Spark: MTG has taught me life is a RESOURCE
NightValien28: our character is a god damn idiot LUL
MAPBoardgames: We W+P now
Myclept: eat the key!
Drasvin: So...I'm guessing the fairy dust gives you 'Detect Evil'
Ashton: Key is dessert
MTBoot: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
MrMatternot: A fungal key?
Mcgwee: lrrWOW lrrGREED
dweebert91: This book sucks!
neisan2112: Got rewarded for eating Psycodelics
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam, you got rewarded for eating.. dream come true :D
Shirts_: yes eat the key
BDXIIX: you got they keys keys keys
Kramburger: If you swallow the key will it cure constipation?
electra310: Break time?
KeirenH: that confirms that fairy dust red glow is evil
Easilycrazyhat: Is this a world where you can only use a key once?
Mortimew: katesHype
rasterscan: But th ebottles!
EdoardoZone: magical keys are kinda crap, one-use
rasterscan: Gotta wash those mushrooms down
ShifuDaxiongmao: what if the solution is we die? :P
SnackPak_: dream big Adam
asthanius: There's still time, Adam
asthanius: You can do it
ContingentCat: the solution sounds like a trick
niccus: it's a very bad idea with a rope/chain swing
Sibwow: i bet adult adam could do it
MTBoot: isn't it...physically unfeasible?
BDXIIX: I'm guessing the "solution" is probably highly acidic in this place
saucemaster5000: ooh anyone watch "recess" as a kid? Over the top...
ky0dar: Edith Finch taught me that level of swing greed ends well
Izandai: Paul who do you think you're talking to?
Shirts_: they make adult swing sets designed to do just that adam
Mcgwee: we use to jump off swings ourselves
electra310: Yay! Bathroom break!
Twilight_Spark: Solutions? Content!
YeetTheRich_: solutions are for babies
onethousandneedles: so, we say yes beej, but no paul? got it
Mortimew: katesADS katesADS katesADS
Protein_Curry: @saucemaster5000 i miss that show
PMAvers: Use the potion of Throat Goo
Raiger: I really enjoy that I just watched the most recent chillpoint on youtube where Paul talked about providing guidance to Adam...
MAPBoardgames: YAY! I can get a drink without missing anything.
Raiger: You tried, Paul, you tried :D
Solipsody: Right, that's it for me. 'Night.
ContingentCat: @onethousandneedles we say yes to nonsense we say no to logic
MrMatternot: Stretch? Ha! I'm already in the middle of my weight training session.
PharaohBender27: So between dinner and some other stuff, I've been AFK for about 40 minutes. Let me guess - lrrADAM_FC 's character has been teleported back to the starting room at least 6 times, yes?
Protein_Curry: @solipsody gnight!
MrMatternot: Actually, I probably should stretch.
TheMerricat: I don't know why but the combination of Adam, Beej, and Paul is a magical one.
mugulord: It's very good
Drasvin: I think Adam's only been teleported once so far
PharaohBender27: @Drasvin Daaaang :D
Protein_Curry: he did have to use his time warp cause a pouch ate his sword
couldntpickausername: this song reminds me a bit of a song from Ocarina of time
ky0dar: something something belopa
Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 tl;dr no. But he did eat a mushroom 4 times and almost lost his sword to a stupid bag.
KeytarCat: !bgc
NavelWarfare: We have restarted once already, though. Speedran death @pharaohbender27
PharaohBender27: @NavelWarfare Something to look forward to in the VOD, I see
ShifuDaxiongmao: still wish we had a healthbar over Adams head.. :D
lirazel64: Wubbup!
DarkMorford: Oh, that would be so good
embyrr_the_dragon: @themerricat Adam is high key chaos, Paul is low key chaos, and Beej is wild card chaos. It’s a magical blend
LordZarano: @couldntpickausername Zelda's Lullaby iirc
PharaohBender27 gets ready for the drop
TurnoneChargingBadger: adam also has a gem
Mortimew: katesParty
ShifuDaxiongmao: Let is be honest here, Adam IS a gem :D
Phosphatide: adam’s already a gem seabatPjorg
PharaohBender27: WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
lirazel64: @embyrr_the_dragon Agreed. Light, yet filling.
Earthenone: 47 hp, 1 gem, 1 key
ShifuDaxiongmao hi5s Phosphatide
ShaneLeeAtk: Maximum Wubbage
RandomTrivia: Experience the wubs, Chat. Let them flow through you
DarkMorford: Still have our sword and ring, but time sphere is used up
Phosphatide: @shifudaxiongmao lrrHORN seabatBRAIN
lirazel64: -1 sword.
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
Earthenone: we used time magic to regain the sword
Earthenone: diferent from the time magic we use when we die
PharaohBender27: !findquote mound
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
MrMatternot: Their ghostly voices makes me think of a PTSD survivor that is that last of LRR
TurnoneChargingBadger: currently he's in a weird tapestry dimension
PharaohBender27: @MrMatternot O_o
Earthenone: !store
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Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
MrMatternot: pH of 4
KartoffelKaiser: o _ o
BDXIIX: oof
Driosenth: it leads to a very high PH solution
Kramburger: It's the Final Deletion
BDXIIX: I mean, that was a good one, but oof
NavelWarfare: We can go to the sky, Paul! The SKY!
onethousandneedles: time to get yeeted
Kramburger: We poked her and she ran away
ShifuDaxiongmao: think we should just get into the swing of it..
MAPBoardgames: The writing says "I prepared explosive runes this morning."
KartoffelKaiser: Sky lady! seabatSKYLADY
BDXIIX: seabatCHOICE
Kramburger: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
NewtyNewts: @MAPBoardgames Good OotS reference there
Earthenone: so anyways i started swinging
ElementalAlchemist: Otaku Jeff hates instructions
ButButTheJesus: swing low
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam YES! :D
PMAvers: And the rider is your ass.
e_bloc: but how are you on a motorcycle
YeetTheRich_: the swing just launches us off into the sunset
Wrexadecimal: [pic of danny devito] So I started swingin'
YeetTheRich_: pumping?
Earthenone: lil pumper returns
LidofLoathing: phrasing
ButButTheJesus: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
KartoffelKaiser: wait the tree is a horse?? I was given very explicit instructions to never turn a tree into a horse
Seth_Erickson: The return of Lil' Pumper PogChamp
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHAHAH
RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
nolongerupsidedownman: Are you fixing to bust Adam?
ButButTheJesus: WAT
Makrosian_Tae: They're pumping!
Sibwow: fighter has powerful legs
NewtyNewts: ELVISH time!
RandomTrivia: \o/
TurnoneChargingBadger: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
SnackPak_: lrrAWESOME
Tiber727: @ElementalAlchemist The only thing Otaku Jeff reads are subs.
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: PAUL YES
ContingentCat: YES PAUL
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
Despoiler98: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ITS THE ELF
Lord_ZYRK: Perfect, Paul
YeetTheRich_: hello there
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Snowcookies: lmao
Rogue_07: The elf is off the shelf!
Protein_Curry: ACTIVATE THE ELF
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HorusFive: THAT'S THE ELF'S MUSIC!
e_bloc: wow Beej that is old school MTG
GDwarf: Did he drop down out of the tree?
MAPBoardgames: 35Elf
NewtyNewts: Doesn't that mean to roll a die?
Driosenth: The elf got to the swing-set first, he gets it for the duration of recess.
YeetTheRich_: Up on Melancholy Elf, there's a plastic tree
Kramburger: It's The Fiend
e_bloc: it me
RandomTrivia: Aww
Mortimew: katesOld
BDXIIX: what's happening? Is this a bookmark you stick in the book when you star?
Nuurgle: Elf-oore
ShifuDaxiongmao: Eeyore the Elf
dougma: I was just going to say Melvin!!!
Lord_ZYRK: No, really. Carved it right out her chest. Something about a king and his wizards. . .
RassilonDND: Lake!
camelwizard: Sad or SAD
RandomTrivia: LUL
Protein_Curry: Ah, it's Luthien's original boyfriend
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hmm....
HorusFive: Time for a swim
SrMuskrat: Lake
hexy_lexy: LAKE
Easilycrazyhat: uh...wut?
mtvcdm: he certainly does not mean it figuratively
SnackPak_: a swim sounds nice
PhorrestGaze: get in the sea
YeetTheRich_: both seem good
MrMatternot: Share the load
e_bloc: to the sea
asthanius: We can't swim
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
AkiraBalance27: into the sea
PMAvers: That human's name was Aragorn.
electra310: bronze armor!
onethousandneedles: who doesn't like a nice swim?
BDXIIX: emo elf says "feel my pain"
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's about a zero percent chance he was being metaphorical.
Makrosian_Tae: Have you tried walking into the sea?
mtvcdm: do it do it do it
Vyous: You always have the time thing
Sogheim: honestly, Lake sounds like the "not bad" option
LordZarano: sergeIntoTheSea
asthanius: Didn't we talk about not liking water?
e_bloc: #neverHelpTheElf
Wrexadecimal: gonna suck either way lunarLUL
Protein_Curry: Dont help Luthiens ex!
RassilonDND: please don't let the elf throw you into the lake
Kramburger: MAGIC MISSILE BAYBEEEE
Wrexadecimal: owner of a lonely heart~ etc
asthanius: WOAH
asthanius: YOOOOOO
RandomTrivia: WOOOO
NightValien28: rewarded??
hexy_lexy: MAGIC MISSILE
BDXIIX: dope
ShifuDaxiongmao: Get that wizard!!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: Magic Missile the darkness!
Lord_ZYRK: Bolt of Get Shit On, Nerds
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gawag_: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: I cast magic missile on the darkness
MAPBoardgames: Alright! Bring on that darkness!
FadedOverseer: he
AkiraBalance27: this is the run
PharaohBender27: tqsHype katesHype
mtvcdm: Magic Missile baby!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mortimew: katesRaid katesRaid katesRaid
Mcgwee: lrrHORN lrrHORN
SurfDownstage: Heartbreak ray go!
Rogue_07: cast it at thw darkness!
Sogheim: stupid Elf. he "M'Lady"s Arwen once a year for four centures and decides he's in love.
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: We've multiclassed PogChamp
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NightValien28: magic missile the pouch
SnackPak_: just start blastin
rynsfelda: 360 no scope the room
Protein_Curry: I am happy to be wrong!
nic_nax96: HSWP HSWP HSWP HSWP HSWP HSWP HSWP
Drasvin: Debuff your attack in exchange for magic missile
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrFINE
GamesAndInk: Never punished
OmnipotentTrevor: did you just splash into red?
Snowcookies: lrrADAM_FC
neisan2112: LIBERTY!!!
RandomTrivia: LUL
RassilonDND: save it for the dragon, and then unload like 20 magic missles
GhostValv: so anyway I started blastin
hexy_lexy: I Magic Missile the darkness
asthanius: LIBERATED
FadedOverseer: now what if this elf was trapped in a jar?
PMAvers: Kill the king!
SurfDownstage: America!!!
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam walks in, shoots the bolt.. "Can I have a Mt Dew?!?"
HundreydAundre: Oh No... NotLikeThis -Random Dungeon Elf
Makrosian_Tae: LLLLLIBERATED
Protein_Curry: F R E E D O M
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Important question, do these magic missiles stack if we don't use them? Or is it use it or lose it?
RandomTrivia: Amazing
NewtyNewts: Sounds like someone read the module...
Protein_Curry: AHAHHAHAH
AkiraBalance27: brilliant
thraximore: pureed goblin!
hexy_lexy: PERFECT
Tiber727: It never misses, so you can fire it blindly and it'll find what it wants to hit.
KartoffelKaiser: hyper paranoia rewarded
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody's been sneaking looks at the DM's notes
Wrexadecimal: Telefragged by wall of swords lunarLUL
Wrexadecimal: LOOOL
AkiraBalance27: 5d chess
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
e_bloc: 360 noscope
Protein_Curry: WHAT
hexy_lexy: HOLY MOLY
HorusFive: Even a busted clock....
RandomTrivia: That's a smooth rewrite
thraximore: if everyone is a doppleganger, why keep up appearances? LUL
fastlane250: oh man i had to be afk for most of that story
MrMatternot: Yeah! 4e
nic_nax96: I was a doppelganger in my last campaign before I was beheaded
Vonbane: a dragon's condo
RvLeshrac: It isn't the size that matters, Beej, it is the amount of treasure the dragon has hoarded.
Easilycrazyhat: Tower like the "tower" of london, then, got it.
PMAvers: I am worried as soon as it was mentioned Ian was involved?
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
MrMatternot: Thanks Ivan
thraximore: the burglars turn on all the lights at the same time
Easilycrazyhat: "Hey, hey! Stop everything! What are those weird dogs?!"
IvanRussel: @MrMatternot No problem.
ElementalAlchemist: the little fairies post tweets
GhostValv: "vaguely"
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, the swing did exactly what it said on the tin
HorusFive: What's the teleport count up to?
mtvcdm: How did I get heeeeeeeere
PharaohBender27: Yep, we were here last time
Protein_Curry: butterflies in the skyyyy
Snowcookies: same as it ever was
fastlane250: yes beej
Seth_Erickson: Skypeia 👀
gawag_: this is not my beautiful wife
Kramburger: Sylvan I'd Like to F*ck
Darth_Litigious: Hot Silphs in your area
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah yes, the old "pretend you're blind" gag.
EdoardoZone: LIGHTNING BOLT!
mugulord: abslutely stunned adam didn't fire off the missile
Kramburger: Playing hard to get, eh? *Plays even MORE hard to get*
Protein_Curry: I didnt wanna talk to you anyway, b-baka
Nigouki: Bow of Bofadees?
Kramburger: The Arrows of Ligma
Cunobelenos: Bofadees what?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right, these! I want to say we never once fired any last time.
Despoiler98: Its Rambo's Bow
hexy_lexy: @Nigouki bofadees nutz
mtvcdm: Magic missiles to go with the magic missiles we just got
EdoardoZone: pew pew pew!
EdoardoZone: can we turn this into Bad Boys?
electra310: Our little fighter is learning ranged weapons! I'm so proud!
mtvcdm: We now have *two kinds* of magic missiles
PharaohBender27: I have vague memories of this horn from last time
RvLeshrac: Why do I have the feeling that all of these items are traps.
JarofGoats: These... feel like a lot of powerful things and I'm afraid to trust them
DarkMorford: Adam and a Hunting Horn, name a better pairing.
Kramburger: A deadly Tootin'
ContingentCat: such straightforward names, what are these No Name brand magical items?
RvLeshrac: Adam is going to blow this horn and it is going to kill him.
Protein_Curry: cruisin for a tootin'
Kramburger: Of COURSE Adam finds the Hunting Horn
mugulord: Do you doot at me sir?
hexy_lexy: @DarkMorford adam and being wonderful
EdoardoZone: weapons of mass destruction
Terr0rc0tta: Which of these two actually destroys monsters?
itsybitsystreams: Fool! Adam doots as he pleases!
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
MAPBoardgames: Dammit Twitch
EdoardoZone: Italian key
NightValien28: oh that's bait
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe you shouldn't store your keys in the cloud
ofstrife: aimed for french, got russian
HundreydAundre: Nevinyrral & a Disk Ring of Death sounds close.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Easilycrazyhat: Use Me ;)
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Bravo
Lord_ZYRK: Is this key hitting on us
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde OH U
Shirts_: it could even be a key
RandomTrivia: Wait it's just a wildcard?!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyTehe
hexy_lexy: @Sarah_Serinde LUL
RvLeshrac: It can be anything of these four things
asthanius: The key has four modes
EdoardoZone: BITCOIN
electra310: We have a key and a gem already
MAPBoardgames: Video games have taught me that anything can be a key. Why not the other way around?
electra310: And a potion!
mugulord: nope don't like that
ContingentCat: might be a cool ring
KartoffelKaiser: RingChamp
CodeGorilla: We've got keys at home!
BloodnBullets: one standard P O T I O N
asthanius: RingPop
ShifuDaxiongmao: The one ring! :P
Protein_Curry: might even be the one ring
rasterscan: I think potions/rings are generic for when encounters call for them.
KartoffelKaiser: The Ring of Teleport to the End Kappa
rasterscan: Yeah, what paul said
HorusFive: Anti-teleport ring?
ICitizenErasedI: a magic prince albert...
Sogheim: like that weird gem-eating hedgehog?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Immune to Fairy Royalty ring
Lord_ZYRK: "I choose ring!" you feel a sharp pain in your crotch and the talking key is gone
Protein_Curry: oh no
niccus: why so serious
Diabore: i dont trust it
ButButTheJesus: nooope
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: Why so - dangit, @niccus beat me to it :D
YeetTheRich_: nothins suspicous about that
Snowcookies: sus
Protein_Curry: you wanna know how i got this advice?
MAPBoardgames: I saw some treasure down this hole...
Violentfrog: he's always where the sun don't shine
Kramburger: CLOUD PET
RandomTrivia: It lives where the sun don't shine? lrrBEEJ
frank_the_great: I trust clouds
Vonbane: stick it where the sun don't shine
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
RvLeshrac: "You fall to your death"
Sarah_Serinde: katesSus
Drasvin: Dragon buddy! \o/
KartoffelKaiser: You know what they say: always trust the fey Kappa
Kramburger: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
Easilycrazyhat: XD
asthanius: OH MY GOD
ContingentCat: LUL Wow
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Raiger: I thought we were about to get looney tooned with no ground beneath us so we fall
hexy_lexy: LUL PERFECT
RandomTrivia: Huh
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: dont listen to the pouch
frank_the_great: I think you should listen to it
Sibwow: yeah but are you gonna listen to the cloud lady?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Hey Adam, in case you haven't been told yet... the pouch = bad! ;)
Pteraspidomorphi: Poor pouch, nobody likes it
TemporallyAwry: The cloud went with you to make sure the pouch was still hanging on the tree. Hmmmmm.
rasterscan: Bottles!
ContingentCat: maybe we should try the pouch sergeSnerge
Lord_ZYRK: "You twist your ankle. Take six damage."
HorusFive: Paul, are you saying Adam should be getting high here?
Snowcookies: "you die"
mugulord: Adam basically on Tom Cruise control, effortlessly sidestepping all the pitfalls
NavelWarfare: rip
Protein_Curry: you find a pouch
ShifuDaxiongmao: Tonights stream: "Please don't kill me" with Adam
HorusFive: "FREEDO..... oh, there's nobody here"
Gildan_Bladeborn: So last time we jumped into the pool we DID make it through... but we didn't have the correct trinket that the queen wanted.
Gildan_Bladeborn: We might want to go find that skull.
mtvcdm: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
HundreydAundre: Adam so powerful he made flowers bloom when he entered the room!
hexy_lexy: bonethan?
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
electra310: It stole our keys!
Kramburger: Calm down, Bernard Cribbins
Protein_Curry: There was a hole here, now it's gone.
slatra: "it's hard"
RvLeshrac: nyannHyper
GhostValv: tqsSmug
e_bloc: neenHole WholeWheat
Eklinaar: vaguely erotic
ButButTheJesus: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Really, in a way, *you* did this.
HundreydAundre: In to the hole everyone!
HorusFive: mattlrConfus
Myclept: Magic missile that dog
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
diamondmx: I think it got in your eyes.
Snowcookies: wtf
Juliamon: Literally got dirted out
Earthenone: thats why gamers never look up
ky0dar: and the dirt was mad of ACID
RealGamerCow: That is the dumbest way to lose a life point
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: !addcount THisGameSucks
NewtyNewts: Awful dirt!
ContingentCat: clearly our character isn't a gamer
A_Dub888: Otaku Jeff: Weak to Ground types
Makrosian_Tae: There's a command for that? Awesome!
MAPBoardgames: And they call it a mine. A mine!
ButButTheJesus: beej, yes
YeetTheRich_: beej, maybe?
HundreydAundre: I guess your peripheral senses account for at least a point, right?
Makrosian_Tae: Beej yes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh THIS friendly fellow!
Snowcookies: @Makrosian_Tae There is not. I'm just making a joke
NightValien28: badger friend
Twilight_Spark: anneDog
RandomTrivia: WHAT
GDwarf: "Friendly" is definitely the adjective I associate with badgers
Easilycrazyhat: Large? That badger is *huge*!
Earthenone: so anyways we started blasting
Gildan_Bladeborn: The badger is just... it's the best.
Wrexadecimal: MAGIC MISSILE lunarPog
AkiraBalance27: magic missile!
MAPBoardgames: murder...
mtvcdm: Magic Missile!
HorusFive: FREEDOM@
Forgotten_Lizard: Magic Missile!!
ButButTheJesus: !talk badger
KeytarCat: weren't we in a similar room last time?
MAPBoardgames: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #404: "Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!" —James [2015-07-02]
slatra: the badger is the threat
Lithobraker: @KeytarCat I think it was a dwarf and. Hedgehog
ButButTheJesus: LUL @LRRbot
Protein_Curry: It's simple we, kill, the Badger
HundreydAundre: LAwl! #404! When was this!?
Myclept: There's a chair for the badger
Kramburger: OH BAYBEEE
RvLeshrac: If only we had a generic ring
Earthenone: ohh, we have that! kind of?
HundreydAundre: 404: Fish not Found
Protein_Curry: Oh so we found gollum
ShifuDaxiongmao: A HOLE!
GDwarf: Why...why didn't he look under the rug?
Despoiler98: why hasnt he looked under the fucking rug?
AkiraBalance27: I think he means dig under the rug
HorusFive: This guy is a MORON
SnackPak_: it could be anywhere!
Protein_Curry: magic missle the rug
RvLeshrac: "Absolutely not, there's a gorgon under the rug, I'm not going under there."
Tiber727: So, he lost his wedding ring, and are we about to give him a generic ring?
fastlane250: maybe he was gonna look right before we arrived
GDwarf: Ah, *under* the rug
RandomTrivia: Welp
mugulord: now we find out why he didnt look under the rug
Pteraspidomorphi: Typical
HundreydAundre: It could even be right on yer toes!!
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Lysander_Gustav: hahaha
NewtyNewts: At least you got a shovel now.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
TheMrFraser: this explains why he hadn't looked there yet
Adamantcheese: lrrWOW
Lysander_Gustav: ohhh no
Easilycrazyhat: We got a shovel!
fastlane250: oh, wish I wasn’t behind on mobile
tenthtechpriest: it's his emergency escape portal
HundreydAundre: XD
ShifuDaxiongmao: Gnome: "Best practical joke, EVER!"
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGE we have a loop here
GDwarf: The primary verb this setting uses to interact with you is "teleport"
MrMatternot: Beej! It is the magic circle from Music of the Spheres!
PhorrestGaze: loop for infinite shovels?
NavelWarfare: Go back and choose violence!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret word for the day is... teleport.
Easilycrazyhat: The badger grabbed it before you left.
Snowcookies: these NPCs
BloodnBullets: now I think we know why bonk the gnome was an option
Vonbane: least he didn't warn you about the pouch...
NewtyNewts: It's just a damage.
HorusFive: Go back- beat him to death with the shovel....
RvLeshrac: Get dirt kicked in your face by the dog again.
Protein_Curry: You're a shovel fighter now, thats almost a shovel knight
GhostValv: bloobyKnife
Aenir798: You could use the time orb?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
RealGamerCow: So basically he was saying "The key's outside somewhere, or not."
Despoiler98: get in the HOLE
OmnipotentTrevor: did someone mention Holes?
fastlane250: beej YES
RealGamerCow: Back to the PIT
Easilycrazyhat: That dog, just waiting for some idiot to go into the hole again.
ElementalAlchemist: return to thy hole
TurnoneChargingBadger: @Aenir798 he already used it
Makrosian_Tae: Get in the hole, Zoe!!
HorusFive: Wasnt there an odds/evens roll?
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Lysander_Gustav: oh noooo
NightValien28: oh yes
Easilycrazyhat: Wait WHAT
RandomTrivia: OH NO
YeetTheRich_: oh this is the end boss
Gildan_Bladeborn: But you DIDN'T fight the badger.
AkiraBalance27: oh no, immortal badger
HundreydAundre: Wait. It asks if you've done this before!?
RandomTrivia: Ah, ok
NewtyNewts: Hooray no badger fighting
RvLeshrac: Sounds like you probably don't want to fight the badger.
ShifuDaxiongmao: missed a chance to practice the magic bolt
Tiber727: Wait, infinite food supply!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time you read this book it did bite you though.
HundreydAundre: I mean, as someone else, but does it!?
PharaohBender27: But you have that magic bolt!
HorusFive: So you're saying fighting the badger is an option?
mugulord: the layers of programming logic in this book are really impressive honestly
TurnoneChargingBadger: i have demonstrated a loop, and you must concede
fastlane250: Regenerating Badgers sounds like a great band name
EdoardoZone: miner with very short-term memory
philippekav: I love how these are so different in style then the fighting fantasy ones
ButButTheJesus: Fight the Badger is my something something cover band
YeetTheRich_: diggy diggy hole
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey, where've you been?! Union rules say I can't dig without a safety buddy!"
MrMatternot: Keep the ring
HorusFive: He says something about a cask of amantiado he had in there
Drasvin: A gnomish potion mine?
UnhappyYak: did someone say JAR
YeetTheRich_: we about to invent the long island iced potion
asthanius: JAR
PMAvers: They're all just whiskey.
mtvcdm: LRRBot?
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Do not use the devices.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Finders keepers!
Cephallope: Mix them all together
MrMatternot: Teardrop
ky0dar: spoilers they are all the same potion
Snowcookies: teardrop
TStodden: 78b?
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: The second coming of Bone is nigh.
NewtyNewts: Take the special one?
until_may: !badadvice
LRRbot: REMEMBER:
RandomTrivia: THE BRAND
Gildan_Bladeborn: But you can NEVER open it.
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Try different carnage.
YeetTheRich_: let the green faerie out of the bottle
Veraphage: Jar begins with an I
TurnoneChargingBadger: the cup of a carpenter?
Lysander_Gustav: chug jug with Adam
Myclept: Anti-dog jar
Protein_Curry: Adam "Please don't kill me" Savidan
YeetTheRich_: I'll take your entire stock!
Easilycrazyhat: Take that, you dumb dog.
RvLeshrac: Nothing stopping you taking *all* of them.
TurnoneChargingBadger: adam found beej's vaseline
mugulord: really leaning towards the one you dug up
mugulord: ah well
RandomTrivia: HAH
Despoiler98: its acid and will eat it
Gildan_Bladeborn: It should definitely go well.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
NewtyNewts: Ooh, a potion of Sharpness!
Protein_Curry: pour it on your sword
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHAHHA CALLED IT
circusofkirkus: AHAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
diamondmx: Pour it on your hat
YeetTheRich_: you could pour it on 1 arrow
MrMatternot: Pour it on the Magic Missle
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: big lmao
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: HAHAHAHAHA
NewtyNewts: Super sharp rust!
Snowcookies: rip
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: 2 swords down
PharaohBender27: Of course katesLol
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Lysander_Gustav: oh why
Easilycrazyhat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nuurgle: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
ZeroArcana: conedoOops
ShifuDaxiongmao: Wow Adam, you REALLY hate that sword...
RandomTrivia: Ah shit
YeetTheRich_: sergeHubris
TurnoneChargingBadger: metal bow?
Lysander_Gustav: this game is terrible
MrMatternot: A bottled Rust Monster.
ky0dar: why would you EVER want that as a potion
PhorrestGaze: shovel?
itomeshi: Don't forget to oil your weapons for raid, Adam!
Easilycrazyhat: What about your fists?
Lord_ZYRK: "You turn the bottle around to see 'NOT' in large block letters written on the backside:
RvLeshrac: Wait are those weapons or items?
NewtyNewts: Have you ever hit anything with a shovel?
ShifuDaxiongmao: oof, that was SO close to a 1
GhostValv: bloobyF
Lysander_Gustav: drat
Snowcookies: bye horn
Sogheim: at least it's not the mecha we used to have
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tell that to The Shoveler, Adam. Kappa
Tiber727: Far Cry disagrees.
gualdhar: man who would use a horn as a weapon?
KartoffelKaiser: The real monster the horn destroyed was our greed
MAPBoardgames: But isn't Adam a horn main?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Beej, there is still the bottle Adam found :D
PhorrestGaze: sorted out one bad one
YeetTheRich_: the can't ALL be bad Kappa
ky0dar: You open up the bottle and a voice says "The Pouch is evil"
Snowcookies: I can't wait for Adam's hubris to be his downfall
raulghoulia: this man killed himself running into a door. Adam goes on
RandomTrivia: WHAT
ButButTheJesus: TEA
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
YeetTheRich_: last WEEK?
Adamantcheese: mm kombucha
hexy_lexy: LUL WHAT
PharaohBender27: katesLol
mtvcdm: That's the tea
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Lysander_Gustav: nice refreshing
MAPBoardgames: Tea. with a T
TurnoneChargingBadger: a nice earl grey
TStodden: Could turn that into a nice London Fog with some milk...
Vonbane: wall juice
rasterscan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
ButButTheJesus: yes
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
itira: hahahaha
hexy_lexy: YES
Lord_ZYRK: THA DOUBLE seabatTROG
RandomTrivia: Huh
YeetTheRich_: hello there
NewtyNewts: ELVEN time!
PharaohBender27: :D
ShifuDaxiongmao: yes!!
ButButTheJesus: YES
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Diabore: GET ELFED
tenthtechpriest: IT BEGINS
mtvcdm: That's the elf's music!
Wrexadecimal: looool
Gildan_Bladeborn: Huzzah!
Snowcookies: pls elf
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
JarofGoats: elf alert!
RvLeshrac: "The elf happily casts a Finger of Death"
Gildan_Bladeborn: That will DEFINITELY work out well for us, considering how well the sad elf did.
Lord_ZYRK: He's overjoyed . . . TO MURDER YOU
HundreydAundre: I thought you looped the same one.
RealGamerCow: So what triggers the elf?
OmnipotentTrevor: Happy time for it might not be happy for you.
Lysander_Gustav: I forgot about the random encounter
MadWolf1290: good LORD
OmnipotentTrevor: This elf has some serious mood swings
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
Adamantcheese: this elf has been banished, you don't just play a prank on the queen and king lmao
RandomTrivia: WOAH!
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
GhostValv: :O
ElementalAlchemist: Yay! That was good!
NewtyNewts: So happy!
Snowcookies: Woot
ZeroArcana: that afterglow
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Go left.
hexy_lexy: HOLY MOLY
ShifuDaxiongmao: and now, what was the bottle? :D
GDwarf: Since the bookmark only has one picture I choose to believe it's the same elf every time
Kramburger: It's basically our new horn
mtvcdm: Replacement horn!
Kramburger: "Want me to glow at you?"
JarofGoats: I kind of hope that it gets used on another elf
Drasvin: I joke so good, that you automatically win your next fight
hexy_lexy: LUL ADAM YES
KartoffelKaiser: wait the elf is Randy Orton?
YeetTheRich_: woah there elf
philippekav: soul glo !
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Earthenone: anyways, the aristocrats!
ky0dar: So there is this horse, ok?
mtvcdm: I imagine the elf is just Wheeler telling the horse joke
CaptainSpam: "...now, they were on MTV (Music Television), and..."
kdefinition: it's just the elf horse joke
ButButTheJesus: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You owe 300 kilos of potatoes.
HorusFive: vaguely erotic....
RvLeshrac: Always lube your key before inserting it into a lock.
circusofkirkus: we're free!
TurnoneChargingBadger: the first "potion" he chose was just vaseline
Gildan_Bladeborn: Special KEY LUBE.
YeetTheRich_: key lubricant ... sure
KartoffelKaiser: Key lubricant o_o
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Lord_ZYRK: Key lube, great for key parties
Punching_Bag: now just run straight to the boss and it's a win
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't ask what the key lubricant is made from.
TheExactSame: yeah. I'm gonna ask for that at home depot
Protein_Curry: i thought you had a skeleton key already
YeetTheRich_: ahaa
KeytarCat: @TheExactSame I think they stock it...
Lord_ZYRK: TheExactSame they'll probably give you graphite powder, and maybe giggle
thraximore: @Gildan_Bladeborn it's made from keys, isn't it
EdoardoZone: hulk smash!
itira: yes Adam that WOULD be weird
EmpressTila: Yes, let's use Lubricant on a Mushroom. That's not vaguely erotic at all.
VoodontWoW: Vaguely eroticism at it's finest.
hexy_lexy: TOS
MadWolf1290: Adam WHY?
TheExactSame: @lord_zyrk win win
GhostValv: tqsSmug
HorusFive: susdFS
KartoffelKaiser: adam pls
DaSunao: lrrSPOOP
inconsideratehat: DUDE.
Drasvin: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
YeetTheRich_: adam should be a voice actor for locks
itira: filthyyyyyyy
TurnoneChargingBadger: rude
SkylerRingtail: Well this week's highlight reel is going to be "vaguely erotic"
ContingentCat: wow rude book
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turn me left and right, yess.......
KartoffelKaiser: YO is that a tiger??
circusofkirkus: wow we're racist
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: WOW
CaptainSpam: Wow, what the hell, book?
VoodontWoW: Wooaaaaaah.
SnackPak_: wtf
Drasvin: lrrWOW
Raiger: "The only good goblin is a DEAD GOBLIN"
OmnipotentTrevor: I remember this room
Snowcookies: woah
HorusFive: pump the breaks, book!
KartoffelKaiser: oh those are wolves
Vonbane: squee is OK
Adamantcheese: man what happened to toriel's house
itira: goddamn Adam lol
Earthenone: ohh its one of the bells we need to ring!
GhostValv: crossover :O
HorusFive: wouldn't you put this all behind a gate? It seems dangerous.
Lord_ZYRK: OnlyGobs
KartoffelKaiser: GoblinFans
Nemo_Rasa: "wrestling"
Protein_Curry: ADAM
savorycookie: Adam yes
Gildan_Bladeborn: GoblyFans.
itira: Adam nuuuu
YeetTheRich_: adam step on me
KartoffelKaiser: wait a minute, "mom dad why are you fighting"
Veraphage: "sparring"
Lysander_Gustav: yes adam yes
asthanius: We always support Paul
KartoffelKaiser: These goblins are fucking
raulghoulia: don't forget. glowing
m_logan2000: playing chess
VoodontWoW: "Why are those two goblins fighting Mom?" "Oh, they aren't fighting...c
Kramburger: We're required to support Paul anyway, there was a thing and now we owe him
Earthenone: if they start anything they will get glowed, might as well talk
RvLeshrac: "Hey can I carve out your head gem?"
Snowcookies: Dude
MAPBoardgames: Look at the size of those puppies!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Ya like dags?"
asthanius: WHAT
GhostValv: :O
asthanius: SINCE WHEN
HorusFive: mattlrConfus mattlrBork
MrMatternot: Oliver!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam - "What's the worst that can happen?" .... also Adam - "Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!" :D
Easilycrazyhat: "Outside of you, there are 2 wolves. They look like they want to talk to you."
Protein_Curry: Ah fighter druid yes
YeetTheRich_: woof
niccus: skrt
rasterscan: what is happening
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait is this the Bard path?
RandomTrivia: ?
NewtyNewts: Wuuuut
CaptainSpam: The hell?
KartoffelKaiser: wait the figher can just talk to animals??
kdefinition: what the actual eeeffff
Lord_ZYRK: Quaaaid. . . Open your miiind. . .
itira: since wheeeen lol
GhostValv: bloobyWeird
hexy_lexy: WAIT WHAT?!?!
Kramburger: OooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo
HorusFive: Wait. When did we learn this???
Pteraspidomorphi: This might be the bard path
tenthtechpriest: wait is this bard page?
ky0dar: WHAT
YeetTheRich_: we druid now
KartoffelKaiser: This is like Guy randomly speaking Beaver in FF2
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
Snowcookies: dear book
SrMuskrat: He just multiclassed into druid
asthanius: This is totally the Fighter page
Windows___: he is good with horses
PharaohBender27: When did we become a wolf whisperer!?
NavelWarfare: Is that why we're a horse expert?
ContingentCat: why didn't we talk to the badger?
IvanRussel: lrrBEEJ_FC Adam talks for the wolves
Twilight_Spark: One is gay, the other is gay?
Adamantcheese: both tell the truth and are disgruntled with their employer
Kramburger: We have T H E G L O W
Protein_Curry: Your fighter has evolved to druid
KeytarCat: This is a Wheel of Time ref, has to be
EmpressTila: Careful, you'll start a Howl!
Vonbane: that's some Dr. Doolittle shit right there
RvLeshrac: The bow was clearly a trap anyway just give them the bow.
ArmadilloAL: One is a genius, the other's insane
Lord_ZYRK: WOLF BUDS WOLF BUDS WOLF BUDS
MrMatternot: @empresstila Nice Farside drop
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, WOLF PACK
asthanius: Ring the bell of awakening
electra310: The pouch is evil!
Protein_Curry: oh wait, still tripping on the mushrooms, they think theyre talking to the wolves
ShifuDaxiongmao: Magic Missile!
NavelWarfare: But wolf buds!
MrMatternot: There are 2 bells of awakening
hexy_lexy: the dogs tell you "the pouch is evil"
DeM0nFiRe: "Yeah I can totally talk to animals, they said they want to come with me"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
itira: hahahahaaaaa
RandomTrivia: HAH
GhostValv: :)
PharaohBender27: Suckers!
SnackPak_: lrrAWESOME
electra310: I love Goblin 2 so much
Lysander_Gustav: hahaha
Diabore: #2 is my spirit animal
jibkat: Shut the front door
RandomTrivia: D'awww
Protein_Curry: Can we take Goblin 2 with us
UnhappyYak: good old Skurd
GhostValv: gobblin ain't easy
HorusFive: Beej YES
Cephallope: I nominate Goblin#2 for Goblin King
RandomTrivia: "Oh that's why the coffee always tastes like wolf piss"
mtvcdm: FOOM
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Diabore: pls tell me goblin 2 joins us
TurnoneChargingBadger: you're glowin
couldntpickausername: time for that magic missile
jibkat: RandomTrivia twist, they love the taste
rynsfelda: 30B
Easilycrazyhat: XD Of course
GDwarf: Ah, that explains the talk-to-animals
SquareDotCube: don't forget, one dissapears
Lysander_Gustav: aw
UnhappyYak: oh yep
Easilycrazyhat: No wolf friends, though. Bummer :\
IgnisDeus: So, maybe the bard is the one that can talk to animals
NewtyNewts: Unfortunately, we lost our wolfspeak.
GhostValv: :(
ContingentCat: aw no doggo friends
KeytarCat: No longer def a Wheel of Time ref
WallofSleep: did Alex get fired?
Snowcookies: @WallofSleep no
Cephallope: Rip Goblin 2
SquareDotCube: my glow!
Twilight_Spark: rip the wolves.
asthanius: Talk to them in Commo
asthanius: *Common
ContingentCat: try to talk to them
Electrodyne: Talk to them in doggo
asthanius: But Magic
MAPBoardgames: Mr. Fighter, I don't feel so good.
neisan2112: I mean it might just drop out
Lithobraker: He disappeared and the gem fell down on the ground
Protein_Curry: oh, i was gonna say loot the goblins byt thats out
ContingentCat: "um woof?"
neisan2112: You also migh have to have it
jibkat: They are good boys
Easilycrazyhat: That's an alternate reality
HundreydAundre: Well that's reassuring, game.
MAPBoardgames: It's in the picture
asthanius: Nah
ShifuDaxiongmao: roll for it
Protein_Curry: awe, no until dawn mike wolf sidekick
SquareDotCube: once for curiousity
KartoffelKaiser: psychic echoes
electra310: Not cheating if it was the game's fault
asthanius: The game fucked up
NavelWarfare: ^
rasterscan: Yeah, the game bugged out
ContingentCat: eh you'd just ring the bell
electra310: It was a game glitch!
RvLeshrac: Listen, the DM told you.
MrMatternot: The game cheated
TheMerricat: you took the bow
ShifuDaxiongmao: Do what Adam would do :D <3
jibkat: Adam is a good boy
Drasvin: Gamebooks are all about using knowledge from previous runs
KartoffelKaiser: inb4 the bell only does something good if you're the bard Kappa
HorusFive: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
SrMuskrat: never let the person out of the jar
Easilycrazyhat: One wolf just holds up a finger.
asthanius: Good guess
RvLeshrac: You ring the bell once and the one wolf is like "Psst"
Protein_Curry: Thrrriiicceee
GhostValv: bloobyWeird
MrMatternot: Do it again.
KeytarCat: Health gain!
HorusFive: only one way to find out....
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerEed
Veraphage: !advice
LRRbot: Try to keep a handle on your skeleton.
Tripleyew: They just want to keep the good stuff for themselves
asthanius: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Don't give them too many wings
PhorrestGaze: they're good boys
jibkat: Magic map!
MrMatternot: Yu Arr Hear
MAPBoardgames: Go left!
Protein_Curry: I dont trust it
jibkat: Magic! Paul!
NewtyNewts: We are a collective idiot
HundreydAundre: Paul, LAWL.
Lysander_Gustav: yay
PharaohBender27: katesADS
MrMatternot: C ya
NavelWarfare: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4781: "We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes." —Adam [2018-03-13]
redbomber2000: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #1121: "I always eat my mistakes." —Beej [2015-11-17]
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #1502: "I think I'd prefer to marry Adam." —Heather [2016-01-11]
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL_FC
MagicalAttackGecko: i didnt because im lazy adam
jibkat: "Whats the worst that could happen?"
MAPBoardgames: Yes. Maps are kinda my brand.
NewtyNewts: You're ALWAYS 'here'
Kramburger: !findquote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #7514: "Paul is a wizard." —Nelson [2021-03-03]
MrMatternot: A shield is right twice a day
Pteraspidomorphi: You just need to solemnly swear you're up to no good
MAPBoardgames: Wherever you go, there you are.
jibkat: We all know we are going to use the map
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CranstonSnord: "When you're here, you're fae-mily"
neisan2112: Where ever you go, there's a hole
MrMatternot: A centipede
jibkat: Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon
KartoffelKaiser: Oh shit, literal actual Baba Yaga
thraximore: dargon time :^)
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
thraximore: oh yeah this room
Protein_Curry: Lady D
savorycookie: Paul yes
HundreydAundre: How foreshadowing, game.
Kramburger: Sorry, an evil WHAT?
MrMatternot: wish you had the elf glow now
PharaohBender27: katesLol
hexy_lexy: an evil anus?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, we did this last time.
Pteraspidomorphi: We had the skull during the first playthrough
Wrexadecimal: I forgot about the skull lunarPog
YeetTheRich_: why does she have a MACE?
RealGamerCow: you have that zappo thing for 5 damage right?
Sarah_Serinde: The witch has many talents
MrMatternot: Women always carry Mace
hexy_lexy: magic missile!!!
KartoffelKaiser: pew
neisan2112: I mean if she has it, she'll use it
PharaohBender27: Because this book hates its readers' time? :p
Protein_Curry: Mace to the face
Lithobraker: Now I'm imagining a witch on a broomstick fly-by smashing mailboxes with a mace
RandomTrivia: Did I miss the Elf's blessing eating an enemy?
KartoffelKaiser: Annis, I think it was
Pteraspidomorphi: First one
MAPBoardgames: In this combat, if you are the fighter, turn to 87J. If you are the bard, you're F'd.
Protein_Curry: i thought of the scene in lotr with sauron yeeting people left and right with his mace
TheBurninator89: explode in G L O R Y
Pteraspidomorphi: YIkes
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames Like literally or figuratively? lrrBEEJ
KartoffelKaiser: L M A O. We *were* the monster
RandomTrivia: OH NO
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: woof
jibkat: THE BOW OF BACKSHOT
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought you said the bow kicked ass, Adam
RvLeshrac: Called it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The arrows LIED to us?! Shocking!
UnhappyYak: oh
DeM0nFiRe: You got got LUL
ContingentCat: the real monster is humans
Perchipy: Beek was right the last episode!
hexy_lexy: arrows of WHAT
Snowcookies: congrats
jibkat: BACKSTABBIN
GGoggles: I just got here and what the fuck is happening
tenthtechpriest: hello yes question from the back: why?!
ky0dar: you said the bow was good adam
x0den: why do those exist!?
Protein_Curry: WHO MAKES THOSE?!
redyounglink: finally scratch that one spot
Perchipy: Adam actually predicted this last time!
jamesthedabbler: Called it
Gildan_Bladeborn: You just can't trust arrows these days.
ButButTheJesus: @Pteraspidomorphi technically, it did
Cephallope: Shame we didn't have a potion to dissolve those arrows
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
neisan2112: Should have just shot the missle
SnivianMoon: Literally backfired.
UnhappyYak: at least it's not the arrows of teleporting
neisan2112: RIP
GGoggles: what did I just walk in on
OmnipotentTrevor: 10 hp is 2 zaps
DaSunao: Wow, Adam really did make this book
Pteraspidomorphi: ButButTheJesus: Fair!
TheMrFraser: what about magic missile?
Snowcookies: can these CYOAs be normal for once
Kramburger: That's 5 after MAGIC MISSILE BAYBEEE
KartoffelKaiser: Well, all you've gotta do is Magic Missile and then stabbo
Tiber727: But what if you put your back to the monster? *taps forehead*
Lord_ZYRK: She might seem scary, but she's no Harry lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jibkat: hoisted by his own petard
SkylerRingtail: I swear we had the bow last time and it did that
Seth_Erickson: Should have read your arrows Kappa
MAPBoardgames: duskth2Yeet1 duskth2Wave duskth2Axe
Tripleyew: Ah, Bow of Betrayal, who could have seen your inevitable betrayal?
ElementalAlchemist: The Horn of Big Whoops
KeytarCat: had horn last time, it breaks keys
couldntpickausername: Adam and his bow: https://twitter.com/BeckyToothill/status/1388927685464834049
YeetTheRich_: you get to loot the mace
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, so are we going to "completion" tonight? Are we doing the marathon run? (Tm)
Kikazi: you also have a free magic missle, right?
Issurru: seabatApp
Lord_ZYRK: seabatApp
Twilight_Spark: You may not like it, but this is what peak RPG performance looks like.
Issurru: so close Zyrk OpieOP
itira: seabatApp
Seth_Erickson: He used his free magic missile Kikazi
ElementalAlchemist: Bee socks!
RandomTrivia: Awww, she had novelty bee socks
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, my favorite Arctic Monkeys song: Bee Socks
Kikazi: ah, I missed that, thank @Seth_Erickson
neisan2112: @couldntpickausername benginLol
Protein_Curry: I mean, the mace sounds sweet af
Seth_Erickson: SeemsGood
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, it's definitely NOT a +3 mace of "making sure things hit you", because it says "+3 mace of defending" on it.
Snowcookies: "remember the skull" - this game
HundreydAundre: Like when all is lost, thou lost the sense's of one's continuity altogether.
Earthenone: are we going to Wendy's?
thraximore: do not pass go, do not collect 200 G
MAPBoardgames: I wouldn't assume that, Beej
Vonbane: damn i thought he was gonna say you end up in a Wendy's LUL
kdefinition: I like it when you call me Six Papa
UnhappyYak: I like the "probably" part of probably public domain
Seth_Erickson: 136 Pumper I think you mean
RandomTrivia: Welp
MrMatternot: That's not the NATO alphabet
jibkat: Blinded by the light!
Pteraspidomorphi: Too bad you're not the bard
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Protein_Curry: i like it when you call me six papa
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Electrodyne: 136 Pingu
RandomTrivia: How does the die cock in the MIDDLE OF THE TRAY
Electrodyne: noot noot
Nemo_Rasa: do items 1,5, and 11
hexy_lexy: @RandomTrivia magic
ElementalAlchemist: hilarious physics
Sarah_Serinde: It not perfect system
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia AND ITS A DIGITAL DIE
Protein_Curry: my mobile lags killllllsss me T_T
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Yeah, that scans
62MGcobra: 99% of the time it works everytime
Niahlah: your being mooned
Lithobraker: We've done a lot of powerful nothing.
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: @ButButTheJesus But it's being simulated in a virtual space
Snowcookies: Oh my
hexy_lexy: adam yes!
Seth_Erickson: You would not believe your eyes
MrMatternot: Never run from a real fight
Niahlah: oh noooo
Mattmitchell45: Not Afraid to Fake a Roll Fight
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia oh it has physics?
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, morals time.
thraximore: This room is fun
Lithobraker: Oh no this jerk
RandomTrivia: Yep
Lord_ZYRK: We were here last time
UnhappyYak: are we gonna wish upon a star
Earthenone: is the farie mound of dragonkind in the KH universe?
CururuGuasu: Karen Rider
KartoffelKaiser: a grig! It has an inside skeleton and an outside skeleton!
jibkat: Throw the bow at it!
tenthtechpriest: maybe they're darts of backstabbing
jibkat: maybee it will use it to attack?
PMAvers: He holds up a book, which has written in it "remember to thank Namine."
ky0dar: you have to fight, remember?
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone Unless specifically stated otherwise ALL stories take place in the KH universe lrrBEEJ
Protein_Curry: The Darts of Backstabbing!
jibkat: Trade the bow!
ContingentCat: give him the bow!
Seth_Erickson: It's like almost a brand new car
jibkat: It lost all 17 fights
YeetTheRich_: also only owned by 17 fighters before
neisan2112: Some dude took it on the train a few times
Tripleyew: A little old lady only used it in gladiatorial fights on Sundays - excellent condition
Blade_Tiger: This sword gets fifteen miles to the gallon
MAPBoardgames: How about a bow?
ContingentCat: singer? did they mix up the bard and fighter again?
m_logan2000: here have this bow of backstabbing
ky0dar: I think they mixed up the bard and fightr again
electra310: Give it the bow!
jibkat: Whats it kill/death ratio?
CaptainSpam: Or you can offer 3, then 2, then 1, strangely.
Protein_Curry: I'll catch the VOD, it was fun, night y'all!
kdefinition: and you don't have to offer all three
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Protein_Curry, take care!
Snowcookies: hubris it
Seth_Erickson: Later Protein_Curry
itomeshi: but... don't be... silly?
neisan2112: Bow and Ring?
NewtyNewts: Almost!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a "better" sword, definitely.
ShifuDaxiongmao: can't give up the sword... can only put it in pouches... or rust it with an oil... :D
BusTed: It's gotta be great!
KartoffelKaiser: I bet this sword would kick ass if you were the bard
RandomTrivia: LUL
ButButTheJesus: was JUST thinking Roger Rabbit
Gildan_Bladeborn: And all though.... I know.... it's strictly taboo....
MrMatternot: Ah! the Sinatra Swors
BusTed: is it butter or oil??
MAPBoardgames: They jammed the sword in there just to shut it up.
RandomTrivia: "The sword's singing quickly irritates you and you decide to throw it away" lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: maybe it's margerine
UnhappyYak: I hope the bard puts it back because he doesn't want competition
ContingentCat: like butter and like oil
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, there's a *root* out of here!
BusTed: Fair.
Lord_ZYRK: There's always an exit in the banana stand
hexy_lexy: tos?
itira: lewd
SkylerRingtail: Not-so-vaguely erotic
GhostValv: tqsSmug
UnhappyYak: we need to figure out how to get back to the pool
ShifuDaxiongmao: splat
InquisitorGaia: going down
BusTed: Are we the latest exhibit?
RandomTrivia: Low numbers tend to be good in these, right?
GhostValv: TWO times
RandomTrivia: Woah
tenthtechpriest: no bards though
Pteraspidomorphi: uh oh
ShifuDaxiongmao: uh oh
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
CodeGorilla: uh oh
Blade_Tiger: uhhhh
redyounglink: seems legit
Arclight_Dynamo: "GM: I look at Medusa."
Lord_ZYRK: Probably unrelated
Kramburger: Paul knows what's coming
Snowcookies: oh no
ContingentCat: grab it, what could go wrong?
PhorrestGaze: grab it
HundreydAundre: So,... wait. They're all Adams!?
PharaohBender27: DON'T REACH FOR THE GEM
Kramburger: I roll to seduce the gorgon
Moonspeak721: touch the gem obviously
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure none of them tried to take that gemstone.
MAPBoardgames: You should take the gem. Nothing bad could happen.
Twilight_Spark: But actually if this place only appears every 1000 years this is a lot of people.
A_Dub888: !findquote cult
LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" —TQ [2020-07-26]
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm a gormless idiot wandering around here."
itomeshi: Wait, spriggans? They SUCK in Ardenweald.
BusTed: tqsShrug
RandomTrivia: Slam that ignore button! LUL
HorusFive: That is always the best option
ElementalAlchemist: what was that sound?
redyounglink: you're a tourist
Easilycrazyhat: "Probably just the wind"
PharaohBender27: Wow, this book likes the "ignore" option, doesn't it?
obionedrop: @itomeshi for real!
jibkat: windmill slam!
ContingentCat: clearly they were reaching out to shake his hand not steal something
jibkat: Dirrrty
RandomTrivia: Nah, we're just dropping by lrrBEEJ
NavelWarfare: Do it coward!
Easilycrazyhat: So the gem only exists...to keep people away from the gem?
ElementalAlchemist: One of these options is an obvious trap
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hmm.... there's really only ONE option here.
ContingentCat: so Adam how stupid is our character?
ShifuDaxiongmao: keep talking and nobody...
Gildan_Bladeborn: People die when they are killed.
Drasvin: The gem is an obvious trap.
itomeshi: If we die, we're dead.
Snowcookies: we're gonna be taken for granite
itomeshi: OK.
jibkat: The trap gem was a trap?
Vyous: You still have the time thing
GhostValv: :\
RandomTrivia: We can probably STILL poke the gem after talking
Easilycrazyhat: benginFingers
Tripleyew: "I don't know if you are aware, Mr. Dark Gnome, but this place is cray-cray."
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure when YOU try to take the gem, only good things will happen.
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what do?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4651: ""Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."" —Paul, of Dale's DM improv technique [2018-02-05]
mark_cimino: keep talking
Vonbane: take the lesser of 2 weasels
HundreydAundre: Roll for YEET
A_Dub888: !advice
LRRbot: Drood the Ozeference.
Arclight_Dynamo: We ought to ask ourselves that timeless question: What would Otaku Jeff do?
Arclight_Dynamo: WWOJD?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next we'll ask him to show us.
ShifuDaxiongmao: did you just "well, actually.." the gnome?
RandomTrivia: SurprisedPikachu
Lord_ZYRK: Wait it does WHAT
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW way to give it away
KartoffelKaiser: Jebaited
GhostValv: :O
Tripleyew: Punt the spriggan into the gem :)
jibkat: shove him into the gem
Kramburger: Outsmarted by a Fighter, how embarassing
Phosphatide: Jebaited
ContingentCat: lrrWOW never would have guessed
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, now grab the stone.
HundreydAundre: +SurprisedDeadpool
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now, we touch the gem.
Tripleyew: high five, @jibkat
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: 💎 💎 💎
jibkat: High five! Tripleyew
MAPBoardgames: While he's asleep, you should steal him.
Lysander_Gustav: hahaha
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:58.
Darleysam: it's a double bluff
ContingentCat: horse!
RandomTrivia: H O R S E
Arclight_Dynamo: Horse! We're good at horse!
hexy_lexy: HORSE
GhostValv: :O
Lysander_Gustav: honse
Vonbane: horse of course
Snowcookies: honse
jibkat: H O R S E
RvLeshrac: "The horse comes to life and kicks you in the head, you die."
KeytarCat: @Darleysam PrideHeyyy
Arclight_Dynamo: We got great grade in Horse in high school!
hexy_lexy: H O N S E
camelwizard: Q U I V E R I N G
CaptainSpam: HORSE
Darleysam: @keytarcat hey!
Gildan_Bladeborn: As you do.
inconsideratehat: wanna take that again
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
ElementalAlchemist: oh, we just get a horse. Sweet!
Twilight_Spark: Gotta take it.
hexy_lexy: HONSE
tenthtechpriest: sold!
Lysander_Gustav: of course
jibkat: SCORE FREE HORSE
Sarah_Serinde: As one does
HorusFive: As honor dictates
mtvcdm: Oh, hey, we can practice our horsemanship again!
DeM0nFiRe: Can't draw horses, can de-stone a horse
itira: qUivEriNg
Fruan: Take my horse, please.
neisan2112: benginOh benginOh
Kramburger: The Horse touched the stone
Easilycrazyhat: "I'm gonna walk on my own two legs forever!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: No takesies backsies!
mtvcdm: We got the horse we left back at the entrance to the fairy mound!
RandomTrivia: "My horse is yorse!"
camelwizard: Illustrator couldn't draw a live horse. A /stone/ horse however...
MAPBoardgames: You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
redyounglink: cursed horse, turns you to stone
HundreydAundre: No Takesies Backsies!
YeetTheRich_: My liege!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: Welp
Cephallope: No need for steed
ContingentCat: WHAT
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: WHAT
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
jibkat: TELIPORTING HORSE
Easilycrazyhat: FUCK
Ingavar_Khaos: goddammit
Darleysam: Need for Steed
ElementalAlchemist: RIP.
mtvcdm: Can't Ride Horses Club
Tripleyew: wow
RandomTrivia: Damn, the rider recalled his mount!
Fruan: Why, book. WHY
Himyul: a teleporse!
CranstonSnord: I say NEIGH
YeetTheRich_: LUL LUL
Snowcookies: game why
KartoffelKaiser: warp horse warp horse
camelwizard: woah!
ContingentCat: that's a great horse
mtvcdm: The horse you could have had
RandomTrivia: That's a really cool looking horse, too
Pteraspidomorphi: The horse warped us to the horse room!
ky0dar: whyd you do that adam?
ContingentCat: this artist can draw horses
Twilight_Spark: Horse step on me?
jibkat: Step on me horse?
Lysander_Gustav: ebil honse
Snowcookies: the horse was a mistake
redyounglink: the first run callback
Kramburger: Smaht Bridhal
Lithobraker: Oh, that's what the dwarf thing was for!
KeytarCat: @ElementalAlchemist that's a real myth though, isn't it?
seanmrwick: im glad to finally be here during a Dice Friends stream
BloodnBullets: time to arrow this horse?
ElementalAlchemist: KeytarCat: is it?
electra310: You do tend to dive straight for the hole in every room, which doesn't help on the whole "leaving rooms" front :D
KeytarCat: They're in Castlevania, at least
TStodden: We don't have those faulty arrows any more... we don't need any self-accupunture
RandomTrivia: BEEJ YES
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
Lysander_Gustav: hahaha
GhostValv: :O
Snowcookies: dual swording
mark_cimino: escape
UnhappyYak: the bow is my only weakness
RandomTrivia: One of the swords is presumably singing about large flaming horses
ShifuDaxiongmao: time to fight Bojack Nightmare
couldntpickausername: WITNESS HIM
Easilycrazyhat: "You passed the test"
jibkat: haha
jibkat: It teliports you
Kramburger: The horse's mum comes in and yells at it
ShifuDaxiongmao: Magic missile!
Tiber727: Hey, lots of people seem to want magic weapons. Cursed weapons are magic, right?
Snowcookies: I just want to know how this book ends sigh
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: great
jibkat: Swing and a miss
Arclight_Dynamo: "The horse bites you."
TristalMTG: Don't you have the free bolt
thraximore: sergeOffByOne
TStodden: Don't the one sword have +2?
ContingentCat: Rip Horse
CaptainSpam: Well, the other one's FIGHTING fantasy...
NDCazzy: is this the Can't Draw Horses Club?
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Called. OUT
KeytarCat: We have 8 base strength and a +2 sword
FanboyBryan: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ContingentCat: YES BEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: YES BEEJ!
MAPBoardgames: Beej, Yes.
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
Kramburger: Good Joke, Streamer
Easilycrazyhat: Not...The Door!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: BEEJ YES
Myclept: BEEJ YES
tenthtechpriest: YES AND BEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: Surely nobody ever beat themselves to death trying to open a door before.
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: YES BEEJ
ContingentCat: You told us to!
RandomTrivia: Wait, do we encourage him or not?!
electra310: Beej yes!
HorusFive: YES Beej YES
jibkat: YESSS
ky0dar: Yes Beej
mark_cimino: go to fight resolution
ElementalAlchemist: thank you Beej
Stormthius: good job, Beej!! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mattmitchell45: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: Beej, Yes And?
hexy_lexy: you literally told us to, adam!!!
TStodden: Less 1 for the Elven Pain...
Arclight_Dynamo: Is there a "partially visible dragon"?
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure we were given explicit instructions to ALWAYS encourage Beej.
RvLeshrac: That's the trick, Beej, the invisible dragon has been in every chamber.
Pteraspidomorphi: Where will it send you I wonder
hexy_lexy: teleport chariot?
jibkat: Teleporting ride
hexy_lexy: vaguely lewd
RandomTrivia: Why does everything in this place have shafts...
ShifuDaxiongmao: take gem, it will totally not teleport :D
serramarkov: G'night all, gotta get up for work tomorrow. Thanks for all the fun!
Easilycrazyhat: XD
Earthenone: lets unfuck this horse
electra310: !!!
RandomTrivia: WHAT
jibkat: YESSS
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone BAVO
RandomTrivia: *BRAVO
Gildan_Bladeborn: Surely the horse will be FRIENDLY the second time.
Easilycrazyhat: seabatCHOICE
jibkat: Whats the worst that could happen
MAPBoardgames: Don't put the chariot before the nightmare.
electra310: well, bye
CranstonSnord: let me make you a 'canter' offer
Phosphatide: seabatCHOICE
tenthtechpriest: putting the chariot before the dead horse
Transmuted_Elf: necrmacy solves everything
Lysander_Gustav: oh no
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy!
jibkat: Nercomancy the cause of and solution too all of lifes problems
MAPBoardgames: Beat that dead horse.
Snowcookies: Did the horse came back to life?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ok this is just fast travel
Lord_ZYRK: "Dear Satan, do not fuck me on this one"
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TheMerricat: @snowcookies yep
Easilycrazyhat: The nightmare chariot can only be ridden once.
CodeGorilla: Implying there won't be a third.
PhorrestGaze: no more than 2
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure. It won't... kill you.
ContingentCat: since teleportation seems to be the main way to travel this would be slow travel
MAPBoardgames: First time on a nightmare chariot, eh?
RandomTrivia: HAH
DeM0nFiRe: The 2nd time is probably "Since you died last time you tried riding it, you decide to haunt the chariot"
Earthenone: left the keys in the car
Kramburger: FUCKING WALK THEN
jibkat: Well you did kill him
Tripleyew: Horse: "I'm out!"
hexy_lexy: beej yes!!
jibkat: He might not be a good bud
Darleysam: didn't put the handbrake on
EdoardoZone: is the nightmare a metaphor for a Firebird?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Got to pay the troll toll if you want inside this boy's hole.
MAPBoardgames: Troll hole? Erotic!
jibkat: EROTIC!
Lysander_Gustav: whole bunch of teleporting
Himyul: that's racist!
Mortimew: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
itomeshi: It's 2021, trolls can be anywhere near a bridge they want to be.
jibkat: Fairydust gets you 20 years in the troll hole
RandomTrivia: Can we just ignore the troll and walk past? lrrBEEJ
mark_cimino: read the pillar
ShifuDaxiongmao: Game should begin with "Do you want to start the game with ALL the items?" :P
Earthenone: so the troll is the one enemy we cant ignore?!
jibkat: It might be a stoned troll
RandomTrivia: @ShifuDaxiongmao NG+ would be hilarious
hexy_lexy: "another one with a pee" Beej (2021)
ContingentCat: the writing says "Jeff was here"
HundreydAundre: The Troll Hole hath returned!
mark_cimino: chech out the hoop
redyounglink: I mean, they say never look a gift horse in the mouth
ContingentCat: hoop
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ContingentCat: 'hoop's deffinitly not going to teleport you
YeetTheRich_: Uh-oh
Arclight_Dynamo: "Aw, it's just three kilos of solid gold. That's boring!" Kappa
MAPBoardgames: It does qualify as a magic ring.
RandomTrivia: That definitely can't go wrong
hexy_lexy: vince mcmahon?!
redyounglink: troll sounds vascular
Officinalis: Rock Talk Jayhawk?!
KartoffelKaiser: what
redyounglink: grab the brass ring
SrMuskrat: ring toss ez
Raiger: Neckace! Necklace!
ShifuDaxiongmao: WWAD... What Would Adam Do? :D
Raiger: What could go wrong???
OmnipotentTrevor: this is a lot of options
KartoffelKaiser: Oh if you try to wear that thing as a necklace it's 100% going to kill you
jibkat: Give the ring to the troll
Pteraspidomorphi: hmm
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
KartoffelKaiser: fuck
Despoiler98: I KNEW IT
ContingentCat: friendly reminder Editors are good
hexy_lexy: YES
JosephDeath: Didn't we get a hint about this earlier?
RandomTrivia: WHAT
asthanius: HELL YEAH
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RandomTrivia: FUCK
KartoffelKaiser: warp hoop NotLikeThis
Gildan_Bladeborn: Huzzah!
tenthtechpriest: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
jibkat: YOU DID THAT THE FIRST TIME ADAM
PharaohBender27: katesLol
hexy_lexy: I FUCKING NE IT
GhostValv: :O
hexy_lexy: knew*
asthanius: "Don't trust the pouch" says the ring
Pteraspidomorphi: Back to two and a half hours ago
TheMerricat: Steal the bow again!
Easilycrazyhat: Check out that cool looking pouch.
ContingentCat: I wonder if the pouch is good
ShifuDaxiongmao: Hey Adam... there is a pouch here...
asthanius: Ooh!
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
Despoiler98: FUCK NO
asthanius: NOPE
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think we've learned what happens.
MAPBoardgames: Chug! Chug! Chug!
RvLeshrac: Such disrespect to chat :p
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheMerricat: LOL
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
Snowcookies: why would you sniff it?
Despoiler98: katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm
hexy_lexy: WHAT?!?!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Easilycrazyhat: "A dragon is teleported to you"
ContingentCat: WOW
inconsideratehat: BibleThump
KartoffelKaiser: lmao
Myclept: Drink the dragon
jibkat: DRAGON FIGHT
CranstonSnord: Red Dragon Ale
itira: LUL
SnackPak_: dragon time let's go!
mtvcdm: Magic missile solves everything!
Lysander_Gustav: nice
niccus: at least it's visible
GhostValv: bloobyWeird
Makrosian_Tae: What a performance to go out on
electra310: Those faeries are so disappointed in you
jibkat: Please tell me its the invisible dragon
TheMerricat: You can't complain about being teleported to a dragon Adam, they at least teleported it to you this time. :)
ElissenRedux: You let the dragon out of the bottle, Adam. Off brand Kappa
ShifuDaxiongmao: Yes Paul... the test is named "How dumb is this fighter?" :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, Paul pointed that out earlier.
mtvcdm: Oops All Dragons
RandomTrivia: Oh no, not the All-Dragon!
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300
ButButTheJesus: I AM ALL DRAGONS
TheMerricat: Two "just a dragon"
CaptainSpam: You've somehow angered all the dragons. Every. Single. One. Besides the invisible ones. They're still cool with you.
Phailhammer: Hey, it was a bottle, not a jar! It's not our fault!
MrMatternot: Battle sticks?
UnhappyYak: there are two normal dragons
Sampy104: seabatYIKES
TheMerricat: All the 'non-fairy' dragons have the same stats amusingly.
Twilight_Spark: Good start.
Snowcookies: oof
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's a damage race :D
Twilight_Spark: Was there some protection thing earlier with the first hit?
Sampy104: seabatHITBOX
RAZRBCK08: you prevent 1 of those damages don't you?
Easilycrazyhat: Split the difference there
EldarLuin: Better than fighting a door
TheMerricat: 19
ArmadilloAL: @UnhappyYak They look like they're both supposed to be this dragon though. The stats are the same, page 45 is where we came from and 73 is the one that started this battle.
ShifuDaxiongmao: did Adam have damage negation?
MAPBoardgames: Time to use that bow! lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: So many 11's but it hits on 11's
asthanius: Gottem
RandomTrivia: benginDab
MrMatternot: Huzzah
GhostValv: easy game :)
TheMerricat: Too bad we traded the bow for a sword :)
Snowcookies: yay
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
BloodnBullets: dragon slayer!
asthanius: Never didn't have it
FadedOverseer: lrrCHKN
MrMatternot: 30 4k?
MrMatternot: That's a lot of k's
KartoffelKaiser: "We did, we sprinkled you with dust!"
Easilycrazyhat: "In the state of California, dragon blood is known to cause cancer"
jibkat: Good thing its not Cali here
tenthtechpriest: 'we put the DO NOT TOUCH powder on it what more did you want?!'
ShifuDaxiongmao: need to find the pool?
TheMerricat: Go steal the bow again and trade it in for another sword :P
OmnipotentTrevor: Do we know where the queen is at all?
MrMatternot: Nope
HundreydAundre: Is it wrong to think that at 11 looks almost like a double crit? Just from oddly glimpsing at any d20?
Easilycrazyhat: XD ok
RandomTrivia: Wait what
GhostValv: k
MAPBoardgames: It's dangerous to go alone.
TheMerricat: Man the fairies were actually super helpful. excluding our willful ignorance :P
electra310: These meadow faeries are the nicest ones you met
RvLeshrac: <Faerie> Here's a ring, good luck, try not to get teleported idiot.
electra310: They tried to save our poor dumbass knight several times
KeytarCat: gem and key
ShifuDaxiongmao: go to the Queen, touch something, get teleported XD
KeytarCat: oh I forgot that part. It really is a progress check
Arclight_Dynamo: Frickin' Shakespeare on the elft.
Lord_ZYRK: Bill Shakespeare
MrMatternot: William Shakespeare?
DiscordianTokkan: Heeey, Shakepseare
gawag_: shakespeare?
Vonbane: shakespeare
PharaohBender27: Is that frikkin' Shakspeare there?
hexy_lexy: shakeseapre?!
TheMerricat: Nice fade Paul :)
thraximore: Billiam.
RandomTrivia: That was very smooth Paul, look at that production value
Lord_ZYRK: He's just kickin it with the fae, like you do
HorusFive: "There is a stranger amoung us. Kill it"
HundreydAundre: Even Shakespeare got an invite. Nice!
Easilycrazyhat: "Uh...do you like rings?"
HundreydAundre: This must be the discords of said Adventurous Times...
Lord_ZYRK: seabatTROG
asthanius: OH
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: \o/
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyy!
electra310: Gamer!
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
MrMatternot: You have a Fungus
hexy_lexy: WE HAVE THEM
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
ElissenRedux: PogChamp
Raiger: Didn't they disappear?
Cephallope: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Snowcookies: congrats
KartoffelKaiser: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
camelwizard: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: finally
Raiger: Oh nevermind :D
TheMerricat: @Raiger no the ring and potion disappeared
HorusFive: Finally- our long national nightmare is over!
gawag_: FBtouchdown
Fruan: Adam Savidan, pro gamer
Darleysam: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
itira: FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: "Thanks, mortal. Now DIE!"
thraximore: FBtouchdown
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: tqsHype lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN katesHype
Lysander_Gustav: uh oh
HundreydAundre: D-d-d-duh, duh-duh dot, da, da!
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RandomTrivia: Oh no
Twilight_Spark: I LOVE LAMP
Lysander_Gustav: laaamp
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Raiger: @TheMerricat thanks! Yeah I got there eventually, just a bit slow :D
MrMatternot: A major awad
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
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MrMatternot: She gifts subs
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
TheMerricat: OMG
itira: even a boat!
itomeshi: Even a boat!
BrindleBoar: it could even be a boat!
Raiger: "Here's a lamp"
Pteraspidomorphi: A dragon pulling a chariot
CaptainSpam: "This is an invisible dragon. See if it's friendly!"
Lysander_Gustav: I like the background chosen tonight
MAPBoardgames: Adam is going to flip the stream
Tiber727: *gets teleported directly inside a dragon*
TheMerricat: LOL reset!
Lysander_Gustav: You're a wizard?
BrindleBoar: F
RandomTrivia: UH
electra310: We're a wizard!
asthanius: "You are the Hero of Legend, Link"
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Hard reset save point.
jibkat: SWIPE
asthanius: what
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
ElissenRedux: LUL
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Lysander_Gustav: yas
Fruan: wizard wizard wizard
Adamantcheese: badda bing badda boom
FadedOverseer: I'm a wizard not a magician!
ContingentCat: WHAT
hexy_lexy: LUL
asthanius: wut
tenthtechpriest: YER A WIZARD
Twilight_Spark: You're a wizard, fighty.
MAPBoardgames: Your a hairy wizard!
RandomTrivia: WHAT THE HELL
Snowcookies: You are now a wizard lol
Easilycrazyhat: What is this game?!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrMatternot: Checkpoint
NewtyNewts: Big Wizard Man
CaptainSpam: "Yer a wizard, Harry. Y'know, thought it would help."
Dog_of_Myth: Muscle Wizard
KartoffelKaiser: We can already cast magic missile, this is an upgrade
mtvcdm: Save point
misterrootbeer: @Lysander_Gustav you guessed it!
HorusFive: ba da da dee-da da bump
ShifuDaxiongmao: well, we already know magic missile :P
UnhappyYak: we're too far in Beej
saucemaster5000: I'm sorry what??d
Arclight_Dynamo: I think this is basically a new quest.
Rhynerd: So, none of our old items can be used now that we’re a Wizard
Lysander_Gustav: respec!
TacitusVigil: You're a wizard Adam.
Tiber727: But what part of that involves your stuff disappearing?
Phosphatide: surprise class change
JuniorRoll: But, but, but, multi-class?
djalternative: We found NG+
MAPBoardgames: And magic missile.
HorusFive: yeah- for all those times it said "if you are a wizard turn to X"
Earthenone: @Tiber727 stuff cannot be used by the wizard
TacitusVigil: So what she's saying is...you *shall* pass?
HundreydAundre: Person whom be decreed a wizard: Who is this!?
Twilight_Spark: Or more eh?
Easilycrazyhat: 9 or *more*?!
MrMatternot: Yes. A dagger for physical combat. much better than a sword...
head_cannon: Don't you hate when you're in the middle of a quest and you suddenly become a wizard?
asthanius: "These spells may not be used by the wizard"
ShifuDaxiongmao: NG+ !! :D
BrindleBoar: BEGIN AGAIN
KartoffelKaiser: is this new game plus??
SkylerRingtail: Seems like a stopping point
Earthenone: we made it to disc 2!
CranstonSnord: and now the game truly begins
Tripleyew: Now the game truly begins?
Snowcookies: Wow
KeirenH: yer a wizard adam
ky0dar: Next episode!!!!
DeM0nFiRe: Is the title screen about to come up? LUL
Lysander_Gustav: Well, now we have new material for the next time you play
itira: does seem like a stopping point lol
MAPBoardgames: And now, the game TRUELY begins.
MrMatternot: NG+
ky0dar: Disc 2!!!
RandomTrivia: So, uh.... Another session in the pipeline?
TheMerricat: Second stream! Second stream! :)
blip2004: The real Dark Souls starts now
DiscordianTokkan: Time for Character Creation again
thraximore: yet, progress!
niccus: actual difficulty mode
Arclight_Dynamo: "Please turn book over and press play."
Twilight_Spark: The real Dark Souls starts here.
Wrexadecimal: Disc 2! lunarPog
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun You got Isekai'd
Fruan: W I Z A R D
SrMuskrat: New game plus
tenthtechpriest: you are now in the sequel game
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ShifuDaxiongmao: next time you play play as wizard :D
m_logan2000: good call Adam
TacitusVigil: And now the game TRULY begins.
HorusFive: Nice.
jibkat: The game beat Adam
Sibwow: 128e is where the elf is!
Snowcookies: Yeah that was a journey
NewtyNewts: Best to say 112H, the intro would be useful
itira: it was just as fun this time as it was the first!
ofstrife: you could say that it's a queen's gambit
neisan2112: Wow Disc 2, so it's probably only like 1.5 hours
MrMatternot: Quadratic Wizards
ShifuDaxiongmao: question... can you pick the spell Teleport? :D
Perchipy: Honestly I love this so much that this could be just a mainstay
hexy_lexy: omg can we PLEASE come back to this?!
Adamantcheese: round 2: dark souls, but you now understand magic
Perchipy: come back to it next week
ElissenRedux: Just think, there's a whole half of the book you've never seen before :D
Darleysam: so we finished the tutorial
HundreydAundre: Journey to Extra Wizards Game: coming soon to a Quandrix near you...
Lord_ZYRK: We got fuckin' Ghouls n Ghosts-ded
HorusFive: This book is madness in all the best ways
JuniorRoll: Love you guys doing these books - please continue some day
MrMatternot: You have left Midgar
Snowcookies: The faerie queen is not a happy queen
ShifuDaxiongmao: Super Mario Galaxy... Now you get to play through as Luigi :D
NewtyNewts: Whoops, I need my necklace now!
RandomTrivia: This book has a LOT of stuff apparently
gawag_: how high do the numbers go?
Radaceus: well it was written by Drawmij...what did we expect?
Morrigan9: i thought fighting magus in crono trigger was the end...
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: These are great, I hope it's less than a year
Arclight_Dynamo: You drop the book and fucking run, Adam.
Sibwow: 10k
neisan2112: Holy shit wowo
CaptainSpam: Maybe that's a decoy thing that can't actually be reached.
TheMerricat: I have a feeling those are trap entries that you are never suppose to reach.
MrMatternot: Is this House of Leaves?
BusTed: gg
Lysander_Gustav: :D
ShifuDaxiongmao: and now Adam knows to never trust a Fairy :D
ElementalAlchemist: but actually, it was: surprise! Here's a whole new set of mechanics!
itira: This was fun!
jibkat: Good time
UnhappyYak: yeah that was great
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam Paul and Beej! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lord_ZYRK: Gaming exactly as Miyamoto intended
mtvcdm: We made actual concrete progress, somehow
CodeGorilla: New Play It Forward? :P
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
Snowcookies: gaood stream
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
jibkat: <3
TheMerricat: Next week? :)
neisan2112: @MrMatternot Not enough Minotaurs
Mortimew: Art.
ElissenRedux: These are legit too fun. Love hanging out for them
electra310: They're so fun!
KWardJenx: You got got by a book! This was AWESOME!!!
MAPBoardgames: I was thoroughly entertained.
electra310: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks Adam Paul and Beej
KartoffelKaiser: This is always a treat
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream, all
CodeGorilla: Thanks for the stream!
m_logan2000: bonus stream?
MrMatternot: Nice
head_cannon: That was a journey.
hexy_lexy: i want more of these CYOA games
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
djalternative: That was wild
HorusFive: Great stream. lrrHEART lrrADAM lrrHEART lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
mtvcdm: !patreon
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NewtyNewts: That was a pretty great gotcha moment. Hope someone clipped it
UnhappyYak: a Hideo Kojima production
itira: reaal neat!
EdoardoZone: lrrCOW
MrMatternot: GG
Snowcookies: Goodnight
MAPBoardgames: Do we have any idea about what the next Dice friends will be?
RandomTrivia: Must. Have. Cat ears!
itira: goodnight everyone! :D
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, all!
djalternative: Cat Ears
jibkat: whats bst?
ElissenRedux: They... aren't? LUL
ContingentCat: they need to find cat ears
NewtyNewts: Gone searching for cats
jibkat: Beejtime?
m_logan2000: Did Paul play the dlc?
RandomTrivia: @jibkat British Summer Time,
PharaohBender27: Man Fellating Giraffe
Snowcookies: a new PiF
neisan2112: @m_logan2000 I don't think the DLC was out when he played it
SnackPak_: Beej yes!
RandomTrivia: @jibkat It's UTC-0 but on Daylight Savings
BobROE: Wow, deep cut.
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TheMerricat: @m_logan2000 not on stream at least, it wasn't out when he did it.
jibkat: I like my joke more
Snowcookies: Beej do you have a Windows 3.1?
IgnisDeus: Awesome, been looking forward to betrayal at krondor
Lysander_Gustav: The novelization of this movie is freaking weird
Arclight_Dynamo: I am HYPE for Krondor! I had it as a kid, but could never get it to run. So I finally get to see it!
Mortimew: katesSpace
head_cannon: Oh wow, it's been a long time since I thought about Betrayal at Krondor.
Wrexadecimal: I know that game!
BobROE: I may have the hint guide for that somewhere...
FanboyBryan: OMG im so down for this
saucemaster5000: HA! Betrayal at krondor?? You just brought me back manb
NewtyNewts: Does it have Sierra adventure-game gotchas?
RandomTrivia: I'm looking forward to watching the VoDs of this PiF, given its timeslot
PharaohBender27: There were a *lot* of cutscenes after that first credits bit in Death Stranding, turns out
MAPBoardgames: Patrick Stewart is in that one, right?
Lysander_Gustav: It's based on a book series, but the book was written after the game was made.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sierra.. so.. one wrong click early on and you die? :P
abaoa_qu: Might and magic?
MrMatternot: RIP Sierra
RvLeshrac: It is a fantastic game, and jesus fuck is it hard.
hexy_lexy: im excited for this
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej... with a backlog?
SnackPak_: dang
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
TheMerricat: I love also that it has FMV
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia I might try to watch it live, but I probably will have to rely on the VODs a lot
theAngelsWeep: It'll take longer :p
RandomTrivia: Beej will just speedrun it live on stream :D
ElissenRedux: LUL
MrMatternot: Chat is your guids
m_logan2000: death stranding was 50hrs
ContingentCat: Wow
SnackPak_: guide is the big brain play
ShifuDaxiongmao: 20 episodes Beej.. if you go over, they're going to throw you out :P
jibkat: ARE YOU USING YOUR NOTES FROM 93?
Wrexadecimal: loool
neisan2112: Sick
Lysander_Gustav: The author tried to explain the game mechanics in the book, and it didn't mesh at all with the rest of the series.
savorycookie: Was that on a Watch & Play once or am I misremembering?
Arclight_Dynamo: *Gasp*! Speedrun Krondor?
Kramburger: That's not as bad as G's FFVII PIF
NewtyNewts: That's a hook for me to watch alright
Sibwow: the spellcasting mechanic in faerie mound is absurd
RandomTrivia: To be fair, about 25% of Death Stranding was cutscene, though :D
hexy_lexy: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @ShifuDaxiongmao lrrKATHLEEN managed to get away with 21 katesSass
Sibwow: youre gonna love it adam
ContingentCat: the wayback mechine is a treasure
MrMatternot: A lot shut down 2 yrs ago...
Wrexadecimal: I am intrigued
Lord_ZYRK: "Do you have a guide?" "Kind of." *slaps down an old decrepit notepad of graph paper*
Wrexadecimal: @Lord_ZYRK too real
Lithobraker: "that's so long" says man who beat Persona 5
RvLeshrac: CD music is vastly better, yes.
neisan2112: Wow, PIF super late?
SnackPak_: fair
DarkMorford: A good soundfont makes a *ton* of difference with old MIDI files, though.
MAPBoardgames: !sus
ButButTheJesus: mungee!
RandomTrivia: Hooray for more backstabby murder times!
neisan2112: Also new maps
SkylerRingtail: Oh hey, fun!
ShifuDaxiongmao: are you doing regular among us or modded with extra roles? :)
Wrexadecimal: get a hardware midi synth lunarPog
PharaohBender27: 2020Suspicious katesSus
SkylerRingtail: Will ya'll be using CrewLink/Proximity Chat?
RvLeshrac: Sierra games, only way to ever go is MT-32. Dynamix, CDA
RandomTrivia: Ooh, setting up for FNPF
saucemaster5000: Genuinely excited about that, played betrayal at krondor back as a lil' kid, thought it was amazaing and never finished
TheMerricat: Chat, have I ever mentioned how awesome LRR streams can get when the person playing hte game is really into playing the game? LRR stuff is pretty much always good by default but it's like adding that extra dash of MSG.... so good.
MrMatternot: GBBN
HundreydAundre: Pack War!
djalternative: battle box commander?!?!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow neat
Easilycrazyhat: Boxmander, hah. Nice.
neisan2112: Sick
DeM0nFiRe: That sounds hella cool
Radyin: Strixhaven Boxing League?
RandomTrivia: Yeah it's like Chess Boxing but with more spellcasting
Wrexadecimal: nocturnal beej O:
Radyin: Has it been been announced what next week's Dice Friends will be?
Arclight_Dynamo: I get to watch most of those Krondor streams live!
RandomTrivia: "allowed" is a strong word here
jibkat: I thought sleep streams was a thing?
Sibwow: i think if there are mods youre good
MrMatternot: This isn't the Truman Show
Lithobraker: BTW chat should I watch ODDTAXI?
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat that's why I'm excited about this PIF, this game came up during Desert Bus and Beej talked about it for a while so it's going to be good
ButButTheJesus: watching Heather painting things on sleeping Beej face :D
PharaohBender27: Right!
neisan2112: Damn I'll defintiely have to watch the VODs on that,
djalternative: they didn't know someone was pirating a boxing match through twitch
LunarJade: [Beej] I like ODDTAXI. It's pretty good.
PharaohBender27: Oh, second episode out already?
neisan2112: Oh nooo
neisan2112: That movie was .... real bad
DarkMorford: Audible.com
RandomTrivia: We are certainly the right brand of weird to enjoy that kind of thing
Lithobraker: Ah yes, the LRR mega entertainment network is ever expanding
ArmadilloAL: Oh, when Beej said 'sponsors', I thought he meant like QWRPLine "sponsors".
Snowcookies: THanks for the stream
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ElementalAlchemist: oh, my sub's not up
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: Thank you for tonights entertainment :)
ElementalAlchemist: welp :(
PharaohBender27: Well, looks like no subscribed, good night :p
Stormthius: seabatNogood
Kikazi: I call shenanigans!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
HundreydAundre: *cricket claps*
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME_FC
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, they got teleported!
HundreydAundre: XD
Snowcookies: So many subscribers
electra310: :O
RandomTrivia: It proves that it's live!
asthanius: They all got teleported away
hexy_lexy: did they get teleported?
Vonbane: they all got teleported
ButButTheJesus: we're behind the invisible dragon
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, my sub is up on the 4th. awkward.
JuniorRoll: We are now wizards!
Snowcookies: lrrPAUL_FC lrrADAM_FC lrrBEEEJ_FC
PMAvers: Don't suppose there's any hints to what the next Dice Friends is?
Pteraspidomorphi: Jumped through the hoop
jibkat: Best horse
electra310: Does this mean that I'm in the tapestry now?
electra310: Am I... glowing red?
HundreydAundre: Thanks, but all said subs half been blink into the troll hole.
RandomTrivia: Got there!
ButButTheJesus: lrrGOAT
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE_FC
redyounglink: Beej, the carpet would have teleported us too.
jibkat: Good jorbers Paul!
PharaohBender27: lrrAWESOME 's all "Whheeeeeeeee"
electra310: :D
RandomTrivia: Zoomy muffin!
ShifuDaxiongmao: my favorite time was after Adam used the timeskip to save the sword, the game just kept repeating that the pouch is evil and should not be trusted <3
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to YerAWizard! They have given 2988 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, YerAWizard! (Today's storm count: 80)
RandomTrivia: nice
hexy_lexy: nice
ContingentCat: nice
Seth_Erickson: When do people start hitting the triple digits? or has it already happened.
Niahlah: you can't prove they are narwhals!!
Electrodyne: Am I last??
RandomTrivia: @Seth_Erickson Highscore is currently 92 or 93 I believe
Electrodyne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
Electrodyne: Am I last?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Electrodyne! (Today's storm count: 81)
Drasvin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Snowcookies: lol
Seth_Erickson: Crazy
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to giantwallet! They have given 144 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, giantwallet! (Today's storm count: 82)
RandomTrivia: Nailing that 50th
BrindleBoar: yer a blizzard, dairy
Electrodyne: Woop woop
Niahlah: Giant wallet snuck up on you
Snowcookies: da bits!
RandomTrivia: "Step on me, giant wallet" wait
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
head_cannon: Heh, that sneaky 2-year anniversary.
JuniorRoll: Thank you for the stream
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, all! lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Can't wait to see the next half one day
MrMatternot: Ooohhhh! We're halfway there!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Congratulations, you've completed the tutorial!
electra310: It's fun that six months still makes you a newbie here, I like how the community here sticks around
RandomTrivia: This book gives literally NO indication of where you are LUL
asthanius: I cast Find Lamp
ButButTheJesus: THANK FOR STREM GOODNIGHT
hexy_lexy: its gonna be aladins lamp
ButButTheJesus: oh, hi bill
RandomTrivia: The Bard!
redyounglink: the nightmare is on fire, potential lamp
PMAvers: I mean, he's a bard.
MrMatternot: Is that a Neil Gaiman reference?
Lord_ZYRK: "The bad-smelling codpiece you decided to pickup for reasons turns into a beautiful lamp!"
Seth_Erickson: He found eternal youth in the Fairy Mound
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jibkat: YOUR A BARD HARRY
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Lysander_Gustav: good night!
Juliamon: It hasn't been a thousand years yet
electra310: Goodnight!
Snowcookies: Night everyone!
ContingentCat: Thanks lads g'night lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
KWardJenx: Thanks Gents!
ShifuDaxiongmao: yer a hairy wizard!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SnackPak_: thanks for the stream lrrHEART
mugulord: what a good show
RandomTrivia: These CYOA books are always a joy
electra310: CYOA is my favorite Dice Friends besides Vampires Driving Minivans
Phailhammer: cya :)
pn55: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Snowcookies: I can't wait for sleep
Snowcookies: I like sleep
ShifuDaxiongmao: electra310 you say driving.. I consider it more... freestyling :D
RandomTrivia: "Vampires on board Minivans in motion" :D
electra310: It was a work of art
ShifuDaxiongmao: I refer to those sessions as "watch the many ways the players can terrify Jacob"
jibkat: heh
Snowcookies: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
djalternative: We really need to come up with a good portmantau for Paul and Message (or some synonym there of)
Electrodyne: It's a Secret Paul Message
RandomTrivia: How about "The Paul Call"
jibkat: Yesss
Electrodyne: even if Wheeler does it
jibkat: Paul Call
djalternative: All in favor of Paul Call?
ShifuDaxiongmao: a Paussage?
jibkat: Aye!
RandomTrivia: Or, if he starts making false accusations, it can be the "Saunders Slanders" lrrBEEJ
jibkat: A paussage sounds spicy
Snowcookies: Anything but Paussage
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrPAUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: :D
IgnisDeus: lrrPAUL
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Snowcookies: lolthanks paul
Mattmitchell45: Paul is our favorite Beach Boy
jibkat: yess
head_cannon: G'night, Paul.
Myclept: Good night!
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
ElissenRedux: LUL
jibkat: Night Paul
Snowcookies: night Paul
kalira77: night paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: night Paul
maxjamcar: I made it just in time
maxjamcar: perfect
kalira77: but did you bring your floating skull, @maxjamcar ?
Phailhammer: Page 26d: CONTINUOUS! ENTHUSIASTIC! CONSENT!
jibkat: 26D: RUNN
ShifuDaxiongmao: "You get teleported to 98"
LoadingReadyRun: RUN!
RandomTrivia: Night friends! lrrHEART
ShifuDaxiongmao: thank you for clarification :D