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elynne: yikes
KeytarCat: :O
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DarkMorford: Yep, a non-LRR Discord server I'm in just crapped out too
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fcloud: hmm
ShaneLeeAtk: !advice
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DarkMorford: Dammit, LRRbot on point again
elynne: hah
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jdogs124: Hey
ShaneLeeAtk: LRRBot is learning
fcloud: a neural network processuh
elynne: woop?
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asthanius: The track title looks oddly wide to me?
elynne: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
asthanius: Maybe I'm imagining things
Robot_Bones: snapChamp
Juliamon: It's a little stretched on some cards
elynne: you mean the logo?
Juliamon: no, the music info
rainbowmage42: So i built a Witherbloom deck in Arena. Its not perfect, but i was able to drain my opponent with Dina after turning a Daemogoth Titan into 11 pests and killing them all off at once
asthanius: @elynne Where it says Big Giant Circles
Juliamon: LRL had it the worst for awhile, but I think it was fixed
elynne: ah, I'll take your words for it. ;)
asthanius: Interesting!
Bengineering: benginHeck
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! @coachNellyMTG , @Graham_LRR , @BWheelerMTG and @BengineeringTV are playing Strixhaven Boxmander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E00vbvaVkAgL-Xk.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1390820029566898179
elynne: hai Bengineering
fcloud: is a boxmander like charmander
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Rogue_07: Good evening, all!
Rogue_07: Hope everyone's Friday is going well!
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mitomanox: who's playing tonight
matthaus_c: Graham, Ben, Ben and Nelly
Rogue_07: A good grew.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Rogue_07: *crew
mitomanox: yay
mitomanox: i like double ben
AirTony7: Boxmander? So is this just straight precons?
Rogue_07: but then, they're all good crews.
fcloud: A good grue.
Bengineering: you are likely
Bengineering: to be eaten
fcloud: by a crew
mitomanox: hi ben! <3
elynne: I don't think anybody's playing Witherbloom so I don't know about grows
matthaus_c: by a fursuit
trebuchetboy: Hello Ben!
HydraWiggins: @AirTony7 booster box commander
DeM0nFiRe: AirTony7 Yesterday they each opened a box of Strixhaven set booster and todaay they will play with decks they built from the cards they opened
Bengineering: @trebuchetboy benginHi
Rogue_07: If I'm eaten, I don't think the grue is very good, tbh
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FacelessManAboutTown: Hey @Bengineering Hope you are doing better
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lithopseffect: eat me daddy grue
neisan2112: Ahha!, I remembered to be here on time!
PhoenixMelior: Ah yes, the fursuit vehicle
Rogue_07: though I suppose it's just doing what it wants, that's good.
Bengineering: I think i somehow picked up a headcold
Bengineering: its been kicking my butt
DeM0nFiRe: Have you tried putting the headcold back down
amuseoffirebane: nooooo
PhoenixMelior: Allergies, ben?
trebuchetboy: Commander KomodoHype KomodoHype
DarkMorford: @Bengineering Oof. Get better soon, buddy
Bengineering: oh thats a good idea @DeM0nFiRe
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mitomanox: @Bengineering try garlic tea
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DeM0nFiRe: Hope you get well soon
Radyin: Commander rules question: If your commander is an MDFC with a sorcery on the back, do you pay the commander tax on the back side if you cast it a second time?
Bengineering: benginHeart
Bluedevyl: @Bengineering hope you feel better soon!
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FacelessManAboutTown: lrrFINE
elynne: I guess that'd be "broth"
Sunmare_Dragon: lrrFINE
Rogue_07: Feel better, Ben!
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that i love you all beyond measure!
matthaus_c: @Bengineering get well soon buddy lrrDARK
Rogue_07: (Try a nice cup of tea)
mitomanox: @elynne it's really good
Rogue_07: Good evening, @hexy_lexy !
corefluxx: lrrFINE lrrSACK
matthaus_c: try a nice cup
jasaria: @Radyin Yes
HydraWiggins: whenever I see the lul emote, I think its the late great totalbiscuit, not sure if it's meant to be
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP
everything_is_fine_: <-
PhoenixMelior: @hydrawiggins it is
matthaus_c: @HydraWiggins it is him, yes
elynne: @mitomanox it's a real thing? now I'm *really* intrigued. XD
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RandomTrivia: Hey look it's 4 amazing people!
YeetTheRich_: oh boy friday night! time to fight some paper
CanisLupusAqua: IT FRIENDS
RandomTrivia: I don't know why I'm surprised it's 100% for that to happen
BjjBrain: Boxmander lol ouf!
trebuchetboy: Double Ben coxHypers
matthaus_c: Nelly is doing some wild DJing
rainbowmage42: Graham. Why is there so much running? We are gamers and nerds! Cant we Loading Ready Walk?
AttackCowboy: Wheeler is making me wanna do a mustache for the summer
FacelessManAboutTown: Boxmander, my favorite mtg amphibian
fcloud: wheeler does the best "shit-eating grin"
Greypelt: No time like the present to make your decklist!
HundreydAundre: Doppel-Ben-Rrs
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Naesiir: Everything is FINE. Scripulous Fingore ISN'T real and CAN't hurt you.
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (7 May 2021: Boxmander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/stx-boxmander/?cb=1620428772 | Wheeler - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3973487#arena | Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/fnpf-boxmander-extus/?cb=1620430970 | Nelson - as soon as it's ready :P
elynne: pew pew pew
matthaus_c: and one lucky cowboy got a three colour legend :p
hexy_lexy: Card Kingdom: A Carddom of Kings! ... wait :p
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler seems very enthusiastic about all this
elah806: NOW (NOW)
DeM0nFiRe: I received my first card kingdom order today. I needed that foil mana button
sorinthecat: hi erebody!!
blue_lore: Does Nelly have a new setup?
rainbowmage42: Is Foil Mana worth more? What is the exchange rate between White mana and Foil White mana
matthaus_c: Card Kingdom: the bones of wizards and the skins of coasts! offer not valid in the guilds of ravnica
HundreydAundre: noooo....I missed the snow-lands.
mitomanox: <3
YeetTheRich_: oh the gaming lights are coming on
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all!
Dr_Shandor: My cards haven't shipped yet. 😢
hd_dabnado the list
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c pfft LUL
noSmokeFire: The List
mitomanox: foil chat makes foil judging
asthanius: deck-adent
trebuchetboy: The list?
GamesAndInk: Some might call this taste TOO decadent
elynne: THE LIST
HundreydAundre: "The Lidt"
HundreydAundre: s
sorinthecat: everyone needs plaid on lol
mitomanox: the liszt
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elynne: The Lisp
hexy_lexy: "the" "list"
sorinthecat: so y'all matchy match
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fcloud: it's time for today's Magic show, Deck A Dent with Arthur Dent
lithopseffect: Lhe tist
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offbeatwitch: valentin is a great card
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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elynne: woooo witherbloom yaay! :D
northos: Izzet better?
elah806: Oh boy Rootha
elynne: awwwww no witherbloom XD
Micsig: #timewarp
ElektroTal: psh, why would you go for silly fun. this is a format for spikes only
hexy_lexy: IZZET better!!! har har overused joke!!!
gnomebliterator: izzet better? Kappa
PBlackcoat: Rootha is my bae
elah806: I have enjoyed splashing Rootha into fractals draft decks
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
RandomTrivia: Hungy book!
rainbowmage42: Lets skip Rootha. Tis a silly creature
heavycross71: did you all build your decks from one booster box?
flatluigi: one box each
FacelessManAboutTown hands @ElektroTal a hedgehog.
FacelessManAboutTown: Your spikes sir
matthaus_c: my SO just pointed out that this must be 2HG, because Ben and Nelly are plaid, and Graham and Wheeler are solid
holidayMD: Everybody is playing red
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PBlackcoat: @matthaus_c it should be now!
LRRbot: Extus, Oriq Overlord [1WBB] (back: Awaken the Blood Avatar) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [2/4] | Double strike / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
fcloud: "you can't cast permanent spells"? seems like a big drawback
RandomTrivia: Just remember Chat
RandomTrivia: !quote 5705
LRRbot: Quote #5705: "It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
matthaus_c: Mardookie Represent
MoxBismuth: hey everyone! I hope you're all well today c:
heavycross71: oh hey, love the RoadQuest Series, I love re watching that thing
djalternative: I just saw that commander storm out turn 4
elah806: !findquote land
LRRbot: Quote #2567: "We're not landed gentry." —Graham [2016-05-19]
Enderiumqt: @LoadingReadyRun Awkward question! How did the gang find their "colours" in MTG?
PBlackcoat: Oh, hey @ElektroTal
elah806: oh really graham
matthaus_c: !findquote game
LRRbot: Quote #5224: "This is what games looked like shortly after you stopped pooping yourself." —James [2018-08-02]
Micsig: played awaken in brawl, turns out the token isn't legendary
rainbowmage42: Judge? Do both sides get the same Commander tax? or do they each have a seperate tax associated to the times they are cast?
ElektroTal: @LRRbot that guy sounds smart and handsom
LRRbot: Velomachus Lorehold [5RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
PBlackcoat: They get the same commander tax @rainbowmage42
Drag0nrun: Yes Codie!!!!!
freshmaker__: shares the same tax i believe
HundreydAundre: It is NOT what I expected when I 1st played it.
matthaus_c: not a Giant!
neisan2112: I just keep hearing LoreHole
noSmokeFire: @rainbowmage42 "Commanderness is a (non-copiable) property of the card itself. If a MDFC is a legendary creature on one face, it can be your commander. You can then cast either side from the command zone. Command tax applies to the card itself, not which face you cast."
elynne: big lizard
Sogheim: Nelson's playmat is terrifying
freshmaker__: @neisan2112 what is a tomb if not a Lore Hole?
floki4242: you had me at beep beep
matthaus_c: good think you can't open Moraug in The List
neisan2112: Lmao
Rogue_07: I must admit, I was hoping Ian would be on this, because there's no sideboard in Commander, so we could have made "Ever forward, never learning" jokes.
PBlackcoat: banana slugs, banana slugs, I liiike them, they're beautiful.
ElektroTal: I approve
YeetTheRich_: oooh
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Paul
millswills: what does boxmander mean? I just got here
matthaus_c: sigh.
SnowbirdMike: Good Evening All
rainbowmage42: Wheeler is a purist MTG player
Juliamon: millswills Each player got a set booster box to build from
fcloud: i love the sound wheeler makes when he wants to make a joke but one isnt coming
matthaus_c: @millswills they each opened a Set Booster Box and made their commander decks out of that pool
superdude097: @millswills They each opened a booster box to build their decks
millswills: cool
HydraWiggins: @Rogue_07 wasn't that a Kathleen line first?
sorinthecat: good luck everyone!
ElektroTal: boxing league feels more like the ideal intent of commander
BjjBrain: @coachNelly did you get good spells to hit with Codie?
offbeatwitch: how does Codie even *work*
FacelessManAboutTown: What about a beatboxing league?
PBlackcoat: @ElektroTal and a box is cheaper than most decks!
freshmaker__: It's like Mario Party, where the people who rolled the same join up with each other.
Decaped: calling it now, Nelson wins with Commander damage.
HundreydAundre: Remembering an inside rule of if you best an 'elder' deck, you get to take their job. But that's just me apparently.
PBlackcoat: @offbeatwitch sorceries that make tokens
yatagarasu1177: wheeler should be running nelly's sleeves
Rogue_07: @hydrawiggins could be? I'm a relatively recent LRR convert, so I only associate the line with TTSF.
Greypelt: take a look in a book lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
LRRbot: Lorehold Campus | Land | Lorehold Campus enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {4}, {T}: Scry 1.
offbeatwitch: that seems inefficient but I'm interested to see how this goes
elynne: beep beep vroom
PhoenixMelior: What is the list, the archives? Or is Jericho in this set?
matthaus_c: Nelson's sleeve game, as always, on point
superdude097: Is Sol Ring on the List? That would have been hilarious to open
LRRbot: Silverquill Campus | Land | Silverquill Campus enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {4}, {T}: Scry 1.
Rogue_07: Always love hearing Nelly's kids in thr background, in all sincerity. it's adorable.
Sogheim: nice
TyrisUnbreakable: What's this list?
freshmaker__: good old Empires cycle.
Haroldholmes25: !card crown of empires
LRRbot: Crown of Empires [2] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature. Gain control of that creature instead if you control artifacts named Scepter of Empires and Throne of Empires.
matthaus_c: @PhoenixMelior nah, The List is a group of cards that show up in premium products like Set Boosters. You can look at them here https://scryfall.com/sets/plist
YeetTheRich_: the L I S T
freshmaker__: The List™
Juliamon: Annoyingly, WotC didn't give it an Actual Fucking Name
djalternative: 1 in 4
djalternative: is the odds
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Zazimash: 1 in 4 boosters should have
Micsig: @TyrisUnbreakable They opened set boosters not draft boosters, which have a set of bonus cards from a list
aussie_rob_w: I am reminded of The Machine.
couldntpickausername: anybody else bothered by the fact that the SET boosters are the ones with cards not from the SET in it?
aussie_rob_w: @couldntpickausername YUP.
matthaus_c: some of them are VERY good, some of them are VERY bad, some of them are VERY mediocre
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elah806: I got a worn powerstone in the set booster I bought! It's neat and I'm sure it can be used in some wild way that I cannot grasp
LaskoReadsComics: @couldntpickausername Yeah, username, that bothers me too
Sogheim: The List is not The Reserve List
YeetTheRich_: Franz "The List" Liszt (22 October 1811 – 31 July 1886) was a Hungarian composer, virtuoso pianist, conductor, music teacher, arranger, and organist of the Romantic era.
BjjBrain: so these boxes are specifically for sealed commander? and the list cards are in it?
DeM0nFiRe: @YeetTheRich_ LUL
hexy_lexy: tee hee. "pee list" :p
LRRbot: Spell Satchel [2] | Artifact | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a book counter on Spell Satchel. / {T}, Remove a book counter from Spell Satchel: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Remove three book counters from Spell Satchel: Draw a card.
couldntpickausername: like, I'm pro reprint, but that's just conflicing branding
freshmaker__: If you trusted wotc to rename it, you know it'd be like Mythic Collection or something.
Ritaspirithntr: Well, it looks like “Mystery Booster”, but CK has it as “Mystery Booster/The List”
rainbowmage42: Does Paul not play magic?
SrMuskrat: They have the same little symbol in the corner as the mystery booster cards
PIayswithFlRE: not specifically for sealed commander, but work very well for it
philippekav: basicly sol ring
hexy_lexy: @YeetTheRich_ boo!!!
Juliamon: BjjBrain Set boosters are for people who just want to crack packs
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
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Juliamon: (like, explicitly, that's why they made them and designated the normal boosters as 'draft' boosters)
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP_HF
BjjBrain: @Juliamon gotcha, thanks
F1SHOR: wait thought vessel is in this set?
superdude097: @F1SHOR It's on The List
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Skyotonic: !card Rewind
LRRbot: Rewind [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
blue_lore: @F1SHOR it is a List card
Favre_the_Undead: @F1SHOR it is on the L I S T
Dog_of_Myth: @F1SHOR It's on the List
leebenningfield: this seems much more fun than Box Sealed Deck
F1SHOR: Ahh that explains why I'm yet to see it thanks chat :)
elynne: I like that the card showing up in chat before it's mentioned in the stream makes it seem like Paul is psychically predicting them
LRRbot: Academic Dispute [R] | Instant | Target creature blocks this turn if able. You may have it gain reach until end of turn. / Learn.
MurphEP: Ooh, I just did one of these boxmander games with my friends! It was very fun and we're planning to play and do a lot with our pools.
freshmaker__: I'm reasonably sure Strixhaven proper had no interesting reprints apart from GRinning Ignus, so if you ever think "Is that in this set?" it's most likely The List™
YeetTheRich_: actually it is just paul piloting all four decks the others are paid actors
F1SHOR: Paul just knows the script so he is super prepared :P
Diabore: @elynne you might just be behind, its showing up after for me
elynne: @Diabore ach! hm... I'ma reload, see if that fixes it :P
Greypelt: lrrCHKN lrrSPOOP
rainbowmage42: So can only Rummage then when Learning
Drag0nrun: Learn still lets you rummage though.
LRRbot: Storm-Kiln Artist [3R] | Creature — Dwarf Shaman [2/2] | Storm-Kiln Artist gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.
blue_lore: But wouldn't Limited Commander have a sideborard?
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Jadaris: seems like allowing Lessons would have been fine for this Limited Commander format
freshmaker__: Lesson Plan is an extremely good name.
HundreydAundre: So like..., 5D-Paul's Chess?
djalternative: @blue_lore commander rules don't allow for the effect to work regardless
Dog_of_Myth: So the Syllabus is coming?
averythetiger: I still prefer "ciriculum"
RandomTrivia: GrIgnus!
Favre_the_Undead: !decklists
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Rogue_07: excuse me, it's a *curriculum *. the syllabus is just a document you give students. /overly pedantic teacher
IbunWest: Grigory
blue_lore: @djalternative They also don't have Limited rules either....so?
felrender: get down with the grignus
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Grignus and Dignus over here lrrBEEJ
elynne: I thought "Grignus" was the name of the imp
freshmaker__: Hi, my name's Greg Nuss.
millswills: we got a regular grignus over here
felrender: I love my local taqueria but I wish they'd stop labeling my to-go orders "to the gringus"
Wonderdoc: I‘ve come down with the Grignus
aussie_rob_w: I’m going to look for my Grignus.
djalternative: @blue_lore they kinda got them with commander legends
KaineShadory: how does box-mander work wut
fcloud: a nice slobberknocker
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
elynne: a gentleman's dispute
ElektroTal: what are you even talking about wheeler
LRRbot: Maelstrom Muse [1U{U/R}R] | Creature — Djinn Wizard [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Maelstrom Muse attacks, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is Maelstrom Muse's power as this ability resolves.
millswills: nelson your phone
Diabore: !card spell satchel
LRRbot: Spell Satchel [2] | Artifact | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a book counter on Spell Satchel. / {T}, Remove a book counter from Spell Satchel: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Remove three book counters from Spell Satchel: Draw a card.
RandomTrivia: OOoooof
LRRbot: Whirlwind Denial [2U] | Instant | For each spell and ability your opponents control, counter it unless its controller pays {4}.
Jadaris: Nelly we can totally read your texts lol
RandomTrivia: It begins already!
rasterscan: Rude Nelly
KeytarCat: @KaineShadory they each opened a booster box
rainbowmage42: This isnt Game Knights. We dont need it to be all on the gas pedal excitement
KaineShadory: open box make edh deck?
lirazel64: @kaineshadory They used a box of set boosters each to build commander decks.
blue_lore: @djalternative True, but that isn't the rules they used here, I figured since they changed some rules they could have changed others
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KaineShadory: oh icc
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
freshmaker__: edh and chill is a different show. Kappa
Ritaspirithntr: What are the chances Nelly opened another Time Warp?
DeM0nFiRe: Ritaspirithntr Heh
blue_lore: Kids ALWAYS come before stream
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Diabore: codie codie codie
NavelWarfare: !findquote brainstorm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gualdhar: I can't imagine trying to handle kids and stream at the same time
Favre_the_Undead: @Ritaspirithntr 0, it's not in his decklist
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
felrender: Wait does a colorless commander work the way I think it does w/r/t mana limitation
lithopseffect: the dream!
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Ritaspirithntr: Fair point!
HundreydAundre: Codie: The deck fixes itself.(Your welcome.)
Jadaris: it has all 5 colors of mana on the card @felrender
DeM0nFiRe: @felrender I think it would, but codie has a mana ability with all 5 colors
felrender: @Jadaris ohhhhhh that's so good!
fcloud: is that the real art for faithless looting? it looks like a parody
Argumentable: i was wondering the same
freshmaker__: Love the Sedgemoor Witch. One of my new favourite cards.
elynne: give the Boots the boot
felrender: it looks better as a fullart imo
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
the_garfielf: he's going off
Micsig: HES POPPIN OFF
noSmokeFire: @Jadaris it's like Golos, the WUBRG ability gives it a five color identity
dsavillian: storm count?
MolaMolaphant: @fcloud It's a really interesting collage composition, but the card frame doesn't do it any favors
felrender: the bordering breaks it up in a weird way but I really like the faithless looting art
felrender: YES
felrender: MORE PESTS
Toxxick: @felrender its not very intuitive, but color identity includes the colors in costs on card abilites too. (but not remider text like the orzhov static ability, for some reason)
KeytarCat: @fcloud It's real, but the frame doesn't match the collage aesthetic
blue_lore: Because InfiniTokens are the BEST
lirazel64: @gualdhar Not to spoil a chill stream, but everyone's work is like this in the Infinite March.
DarkMorford: Who you callin' a gringus?
KeytarCat: @MolaMolaphant Oh hai! PrideHeyyy
felrender: I recently realized I could throw Vito into my semi-brainless Witherbloom Dina/Blex Pest Explosion deck and have a lot of fun
elynne: oooo a basic land
felrender: Also, Culling Ritual is HILARIOUS against another token-heavy deck
offbeatwitch: great card, culling ritual
Toxxick: Baby Dwaaagon
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noSmokeFire: what if dragon...big
freshmaker__: Grig Dragon
LRRbot: Velomachus Lorehold [5RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
felrender: It's removal that gives you back it's mana! I love it
Burzolog: He's popping off!
elynne: HE HAS ARRIVED
KeytarCat: !/card Grignus, Big Dragon
rainbowmage42: Did he Big Dragon?!
lithopseffect: bwah bwah bwah bwooow
A_Dub888: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #2330: "By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash." —Cameron [2016-04-16]
felrender: oh yeah Velo's a large lad
fcloud: a big dragon. a massive lizard.
mitomanox: can't hear graham's voice without seeing GIBB in my mind
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Syntheticuh: Hey Graham, the agatha fisty video today slayed me! i hope you were able to figure out the solution!
felrender: A colossal crocodilian
ProdigalSorcererTV: I hope we get wedge color elder dragons someday soon
KeytarCat: uwu pest!
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matthaus_c: "I've contracted a headcold so i've been doing copious amounts of weed tea"
ballesta25: Big dragon tappyt1DabURheartout
Cartographers_Ink: Is that pest Caterpie?
rainbowmage42: I remember when "taking 5" was a good thing to do
freshmaker__: Obviously not in this game, but I'm worried about Lorehold free casting Armageddon in games I play in the future.
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fcloud: looking at seven cards and not casting any of them is a lowkey flex tbh
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
DeM0nFiRe: Top tier token
Ritaspirithntr: KEVIN!
elynne: yeeeesssss
circusofkirkus: at least it's not a spearow
IbunWest: How dare you call Zubat a pest.
RandomTrivia: The platonic ideal of a pest
LRRbot: Rootha, Mercurial Artist [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [1/4] | {2}, Return Rootha, Mercurial Artist to its owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Smurfykins: which pokemon is that
ChargingFerret: LUL
neisan2112: Perfect pest token
KeytarCat: DECISION! wait, no
Rogue_07: zubat is definitely a pest.
superdude097: @ChargingFerret Zubat
elynne: Wheeler is confuse
rainbowmage42: Zubat is on The List?
Smurfykins: Zubats were always making those caves 5x as long to trek through as they should have been
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
felrender: oh Zubat is a good Pest stand-in
Diabore: its cascade
Max_Mckayful: Codie's fun
JTK45: i wonder what the zubats name is
elynne: @Smurfykins god yes
KeytarCat: @rainbowmage42 sometimes you get a zubat /shrug
Diabore: oh not cascade\
felrender: also I'm going to say it again, Wizards, if you're listening, make Pest Plushies!!!
Max_Mckayful: Love the WUBRG support
LRRbot: Crux of Fate [3BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy all Dragon creatures. / • Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.
RandomTrivia: So many Archives!
the_garfielf: my god
elynne: noooooo
rainbowmage42: Big Dragon can come back
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
elynne: LOL
IbunWest: "It didn't even attack except for that one time."
YeetTheRich_: i love how the lrrbot post takes up half of the chat window whenever codie comes up
KeytarCat: Crux is the Weird Thing that happened on Tarkir, right?
Argumentable: Nelson's practically mono-archives
floki4242: good bye dragon friend
ElektroTal: lololol
Rogue_07: which witch?
LRRbot: Grapeshot [1R] | Sorcery | Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. / Storm
Rogue_07: dangit wheeler
gnomebliterator: +
YeetTheRich_: nice
Smurfykins: thats the spite kill
DeM0nFiRe: That was a turn
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ElektroTal: punch a bystander, lol
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
floki4242: lrrWOW lrrFRUMP
elynne: phew
benjamin_wheeler: !deck
Jadaris: it's the pick on graham hour
the_garfielf: lmaoooo
Max_Mckayful: deja vu all over again?
DeM0nFiRe: Also I missed something why did Nelson take 6 there?
aussie_rob_w: Ferocious
freshmaker__: I have been in this place before
Diabore: @DeM0nFiRe sedgemoor has ward
DeM0nFiRe: Ah tahnks
rainbowmage42: Could Graham be stuck in a Time Walk?
DeM0nFiRe: thanks*
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote deja vu
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
xantos69: Chat. Quickly search ALL LRR videos. Find this past event.
IbunWest: That's a very tiny Onix
Smurfykins: chat can make a montage of that past event im sure
Smurfykins: Ben: im taking a loss in some way, and Graham is in no way responsible, but he must pay
rainbowmage42: For those who dont get the reference, I am referring to an old episode of Friday Nights
LRRbot: Extus, Oriq Overlord [1WBB] (back: Awaken the Blood Avatar) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [2/4] | Double strike / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Max_Mckayful: Reminds of the Time Walk Friday Nights episode
GamesAndInk: This FNPF ends with Graham seeing Kelsey Grammer as a starship captain.
elynne: errybody needs to take some damage
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
millswills: just beat an extus in limited it was a harrowing event
lamina5432: its more accurately time warp here
rainbowmage42: @Max_Mckayful That was what i was referring to hehe. I think Graham caught it too which i am happy about
RandomTrivia: Look at the delightful value train Ben has going on
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
KeytarCat: griggy smalls?
Smurfykins: just about hte only thing Extus doesnt do is draw cards thankfully
elynne: Return Of Grignus
DeM0nFiRe: griggy pudding!
GoblinPieromancer: Ben is just playing regular commander :D
ElektroTal: griggles
DeM0nFiRe: oh it would be griga pudi
RandomTrivia: Dargoning with Grig? lrrBEEJ
Stormthius: mmmm a fine vintage meme
OldManJohnsonMB: ol' grig man he ain't what he used to be
MolaMolaphant: did you ever drink baileys from a shoe?
Max_Mckayful: @rainbowmage42 I think so too :) Either way, I loved the reference
rainbowmage42: @Max_Mckayful Thank you
ElektroTal: 38 is a good, wholesome landcount
Dog_of_Myth: Quick, Call James
LRRbot: Serpentine Curve [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is one plus the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.
aussie_rob_w: The original shoey
Ba_Dum_Tish: I tend to run the rule of 32+2 per colour
Smurfykins: get all the 0 casting cost creatures Nelson
LRRbot: Ecological Appreciation [X2G] | Sorcery | Search your library and graveyard for up to four creature cards with different names that each have mana value X or less and reveal them. An opponent choses two of those cards. Shuffle the chosen cards into your library and put the rest onto the battlefield. Exile Ecological Appreciation.
Dumori: 38 is 11 more than my last 100 had but it was faster agro
RandomTrivia: It's you may cast it this turn, not right now @coachNelly
hd_dabnado: oh wait it exiles itself
Smurfykins: is a sorcery, dont think you ignore timing nelson, and it exiles besides that
PBlackcoat: I like how they're blaming you @ElektroTal, not the person who's research your RTd.
Diabore: !card codie
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
averythetiger: Luckily, it doesn't matter
NDCazzy: so what are the rules for boxmander... just got here
Smurfykins: i think they opened a box each and used them to make commander decks
Juliamon: !boxmander
LRRbot: "Boxmander" is a Commander format where each player opens a booster box and builds their Commander deck from it exclusively. For this stream, the crew used Set Booster boxes, so you may see cards from The List that are not specifically in Strixhaven but are available in set boosters: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/updating-list-strixhaven-school-mages-2021-03-25
drrek0: serpintine curve still counts the spells in exile tho
PBlackcoat: @NDCazzy you open a box and make a commander deck
Smurfykins: any crazy The List cards appear yet?
Diabore: so a 6/6?
ElektroTal: when i cast it, then you know i'm gonna be, i'm gonna be the man who casts it next to you
blue_lore: Sheldon put extra words on all the cards
RandomTrivia: Whilst reading the card *does* explain the card, reading the card takes a LONG time
patricklickman: Luckily everyone at the PPR was very kind and understanding -_-
DeM0nFiRe: porygon would be the best fractal token, right?
NDCazzy: singleton rule still applies?
RandomTrivia: @ElektroTal Perfection
Diabore: why that one graham?
F1SHOR: Yer arena has made my ability to work these cards out myself suffer 😂
freshmaker__: eco exiles itself when cast as well
ElektroTal: well i would tap five hundred lands and i would tap five hundred more just to be the man who tapped a thousand lands to fireball your doooor
superdude097: It won't count itself, right? Because the token is created before the spell hits the bin?
RandomTrivia: LUL
KaineShadory: love that Nelson's a judge but when he plays he can't read xD
Smurfykins: the best fractal pokemon to me would be dugtrio into digletts
patricklickman: @superdude097 Right#
freshmaker__: lrrHEART Nelly
superdude097: So Nelson's tokewn should be a 5/5 not a 6/6
Jadaris: curve counts spells in exile @superdude097
hexy_lexy: @ElektroTal holy shit thats good
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
ElektroTal: @PBlackcoat to be fair, i gave them my opinion in yesterday's stream
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
patricklickman: @superdude097 But it says "one plus" on the card. i don't know if they counted that already
superdude097: @Jadaris 4 in GY +1 in exile is 5
blue_lore: I really liked Graham's reaction to Ben saying "missing land drop situation" xD
the_garfielf: this can't be legal
F1SHOR: Ben too stronk
Smurfykins: hmmm
Jadaris: @superdude097 curve is 1+spells
lithopseffect: Ben must be stopped
superdude097: OH! I didn't realize it said 1+ on the card
Qvdv: superdude097 + the one from the text of curve
coachNelly: !card serpentine curve
LRRbot: Serpentine Curve [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is one plus the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.
Smurfykins: extus is a cast trigger, and to cast the spell he must discard, i think it works
Bugberry: I love the interaction between Extus and discard cost spells.
RandomTrivia: It does indeed, by the time you choose a target for the Extus ability, the Thrill cost has been paid and the discarded card has hit the bin
SnowbirdMike: Soooo Someone mentioned Archenemy earlier. I am starting to see it.
elynne: XD
F1SHOR: wheeler playing some politics here 😂
ElektroTal: i do wish they would call it boxing league instead of boxmander, though, in honor of what the creators of the subformat call it
Coricket: Ben’s deck is sweet, it’s making me want to build a Mardu token spell deck
Smurfykins: Boxmander on Boxing Day maybe a boxing thing?
ElektroTal: that's fair
RandomTrivia: "Boxing League" makes me think of Chess Boxing but with Magic instead of Chess
ElektroTal: i accept your explanation
murderface9797: it's my commander from a box Kappa
PBlackcoat: @RandomTrivia I'm so down
F1SHOR: Yer when I first saw this and someone said boxing league I got super excited thinking this was an ongoing thing
LRRbot: Strict Proctor [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability to trigger, counter that ability unless its controller pays {2}.
elynne: boxedmanders
blue_lore: Ben is Good....agreed
YeetTheRich_: boxing league friday night paper fight ... soo "boxing fight"?
RandomTrivia: "In between each round of boxing, combatants must play a 60 minute UW control mirror" LUL
freshmaker__: And I wish ever since people have been playing from home, that everyone calls it Webcammander, but it hasn't caught on yet. :P
Wiliart: EBH, Entire Box Highlander
RandomTrivia: @Wiliart Oh that's good, I like that one
elynne: HE'S BACK
LRRbot: Velomachus Lorehold [5RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
blue_lore: Where is the smol dragons????
Smurfykins: when will Box Seat Commander where you telegraph your plays to someone handling the cards?
DeM0nFiRe: Wumbo Wyrm
millswills: bigus dragon
wickaboxet: He’s hitting his land drops, how could someone be so good at magic: the gathering
offbeatwitch: jumping frog
bjorlamn: !uptime
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LRRbot: Pigment Storm [3RR] | Sorcery | Pigment Storm deals 5 damage to target creature. Excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.
freshmaker__: Piggy Storm!
Smurfykins: its super duper death way
YeetTheRich_: you just have to believe in the heart of the cards
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hexy_lexy: Pig Mint Storm :p
YeetTheRich_: and not anger james, the god of topdecking lands
Bugberry: Ironically, Pigment Storm isn't a good splash.
fcloud: what do the numbers on the overlay mean? the groups of three numbers on each players' board
Juliamon: Um excuse me they're called *Piglins* now Kappa
SableDrake: pigment storm got the be the evolved form of color spray
verzegcaio: @loadingreadyrun how are you guys today?! how was your mystical archive pull?
PIayswithFlRE: also ikoria
Smurfykins: The actual Death Ray was in Ikoria yea
Jadaris: commander damage @fcloud
jadonsl: When is Gibb going to be on Friday Night Paper Fight?
KaineShadory: why doesn't Pigment Storm have Storm
fcloud: what is commander damage
ElektroTal: @fcloud represents commander damage from each player
RandomTrivia: Yeah, the templating they already had for actual Trample turns out to work for spells too
PIayswithFlRE: super duper death ray = flame spill. and now we have pugment storm
rainbowmage42: Taken from Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult: With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people in the Strixhaven Schools Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a vehicle and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say, he's got to go Go go Big Dragon, yeah Oh no, there goes Arcavios Go go Big Dragon, yeah
Bugberry: Liquid Fire was an early attempt at excess damage templating.
Zombeenie: Graham? Rejecting a portmanteau? Nonsense.
fcloud: like, why does it matter where the commander damage came from
Smurfykins: Next evolution - "this spell does X damage, excess damage to the target's controller. Double the damage the excess damage dealt"
LRRbot: Wandering Archaic [5] (back: Explore the Vastlands) | Creature — Avatar [4/4] | Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, they may pay {2}. If they don't, you may copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
rasterscan: Oh noooo
aussie_rob_w: I like Lil Griggy
rasterscan: The best card.
offbeatwitch: i like this card
RandomTrivia: It's time for "Do you pay the 2"
rasterscan: It's gonna get removed so fast.
Professor_Rakor: I do believe a blood avatar will awaken soon.
rasterscan: If possible.
Bugberry: Mirari Group Hug.
Zombeenie: Ah yes
Smurfykins: its like the only auto pick/slot in for Strixhaven, Wanddering imo
Zombeenie: Rhystic Boi
freshmaker__: That card looks very..... handy in this format.
RaklarLS: unfortunately there's a proctor in play
F1SHOR: now g gets to ask everyone if they pay the 2 😂
philippekav: the other side kidda sucks tho
LRRbot: Access Tunnel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.
ElektroTal: everytime i watch graham play commander he never has more than one creature in play, lol
Bugberry: @philippekav it's just a group-hug card. It's niche, not bad.
RandomTrivia: In the true spirit of the format, There can Only Be One
Smurfykins: Wandering Archaic copying spells, does that give the satchel counters?
freshmaker__: grignus mana
chaostreader: @smurfykins Yes
rasterscan: !card enter the vastlands
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Smurfykins: that seems sweet
rasterscan: !card explore the vastlands
LRRbot: Explore the Vastlands [3] (front: Wandering Archaic) | Sorcery | Each player looks at the top five cards of their library, reveals a land card and/or an instant or sorcery card from among them, then puts the cards they revealed this way into their hand and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player gains 3 life.
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YeetTheRich_: ever?
YeetTheRich_: thats a strong promise there
Smurfykins: promises are made to be broken
BirkaBirkowski: Pest tokens best tokens
floki4242: Spiderman rules everybody gets one?
Professor_Rakor: Awaken, Awaken
Smurfykins: i donno
freshmaker__: I love the pests
Smurfykins: i like devils
elynne: pixel party wooo
Smurfykins: devils screw with math so much
elynne: and here's the blavatar
LRRbot: Awaken the Blood Avatar [6BR] (front: Extus, Oriq Overlord) | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way. / Each opponent sacrifices a creature. Create a 3/6 black and red Avatar creature token with haste and "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to each opponent."
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
RandomTrivia: There it is!
philippekav: I wonder if Wheeler is runnning secret rendezvous
Smurfykins: i mean i would
Smurfykins: making an ally to draw 3 cards is well worth in commander
felrender: holy shit!
thegitrogsquirrel: Deja vu
rasterscan: Man, Ben paid 12 for that card?
Scopesightzx: graham also gets a blood avatar before ben
BirkaBirkowski: Rip whatever it was that Graham had, gone too soon
rasterscan: !oofa
dtigertron: wait, Grahm can coppy that, right ?
Favre_the_Undead: @dtigertron no, ben paid the 2
Smurfykins: he could have, if ben didnt pay
Manae: Strictly speaking, Ben has the most life, but I guess he can't attack himself
Wiliart: Ben paid the 2 so Graham can't.
elynne: Ben is out for blood
F1SHOR: really Ben just saved g getting hit by a dragon so that's nice
Smurfykins: Khorne has hit the table
Jadaris: archenemy discovered
Dog_of_Myth: Blood for the Blood Avatar
AngelicKnighthood: Proctor counters the Witch Magecraft trigger.
tsunamitear: hello
chaostreader: And everyone takes 3 from the Avatar Attack.
Smurfykins: proctor blocks etbs
Professor_Rakor: Bloodvatar
Smurfykins: not magecrafts
KaleidoscopeMind: yes ben
neisan2112: Exactly what I thought he would do
wickaboxet: But Ben, why are you attacking wheeler, he said he said he wasn’t going to attack you with that dragon you removed
LurkerSpine: I knew Ben was gonna draw ATLA
freshmaker__: omg ben
floki4242: wow Ben
Bugberry: What's funny is that's not the first Red/Black avatar creature.
LRRbot: Strict Proctor [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability to trigger, counter that ability unless its controller pays {2}.
MrBurrito: Salad Fingers The Last Airbender
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
dtigertron: Ben, that drawing hurts my soul, lol
matthaus_c: @MrBurrito oh my god
gualdhar: Ben, that's gonna get you muted!
Smurfykins: Salad Fingers brings me back, same with CRAB BATTTLE
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao love that avatar token
kumatsu: It's too good for Historic, is what it does SeriousSloth
xblue007: Shouldn't it be Katara Ben?
trilemma85: It's only 50% better than Shock.
Erix33: Makes me think Binding of Isaac meets Avatar.
freshmaker__: Weird that it's called Lightning Bolt and not just Big Shock.
BirkaBirkowski: Wonder if it'll see competitive play
LRRbot: Prismari Campus | Land | Prismari Campus enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Scry 1.
YeetTheRich_: it's a bolt for 2! ... no wait
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
SCHLORMPH: im late, whats happening?
Ukon_Cairns: aangry beavers?
Smurfykins: Angry Beavers was good, but can it hold candle to Ren and Stimpy?
LadyAiluros: yaaaaasss Daggett and Norbert
Bugberry: I'm more of an Ah Real Monsters fan.
BirkaBirkowski: Angry Beavers criminally underrated 😤
neisan2112: I was thinking Cailou
rainbowmage42: I forgot about that show
FacelessManAboutTown: Wow that's a deep cut
SquirrelLord1111: YES
floki4242: wow deep cut
patricklickman: That soundboard gives Wheeler too much power
MrBurrito: Angry Beavers had one of the best theme songs
Professor_Rakor: did someone just play the laughtrack?
grometty: deep cut
Jadaris: wow i didn't expect to ever think about viewtiful joe again
TabbyLavalamp: I thought chibi Red Tornado?
BirkaBirkowski: THATS a reference
bjorlamn: Nice laughtrack
LRRbot: Divide by Zero [2U] | Instant | Return target spell or permanent with mana value 1 or greater to its owner's hand. / Learn.
Radyin: Love the laugh track.
HumbleHomies: i see alien homonid
rainbowmage42: Are you Crazy Graham! Dividing by zero is dangerous!
abyssaldm: Then one day, the avatar disappeared
MrBurrito: cheats
Relentless_Bread: Graham ur land wouldn't come into play tapped unless you play two
black_star3000: emo aang
floki4242: @patricklickman or just the right amount
dtigertron: Can't devide by zero, confirmed !
Bugberry: It technically can bounce tokens, like ones that are copies of other creatures.
Smurfykins: who would win - The Metal Slug gang or Alien Hominid?
Drag0nrun: Saitama?
breadisbest1: danny phantom
freshmaker__: We've got the Brain Trust on every single round headed character in all media
RaklarLS: I was expecting a red blood cell, but with the avatar arrow thingy instead of the circular center
rainbowmage42: Blood Avatar will be found in a block of ice 100 years later
LRRbot: Solve the Equation [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: Salad Fingers the Last Airbender is still my favourite
Pharmacistjudge: @Relentless_Bread that's not a trigger.
Relentless_Bread: you're land doesn't come into play tapped
Bugberry: Who remembers Time Squad or Megas XLR?
black_star3000: caillou shippuden
Scopesightzx: M. Night Shamalamadingdong's rumored AtLA character Aand
YeetTheRich_: @Relentless_Bread does it? lrrJUDGE
Jadaris: that isn't how that works @Relentless_Bread
Qvdv: Relentless_Bread it does
benjamin_wheeler: @Bugberry chicks dig giant robots
SableDrake: anyone else got the feeling that graham's and nelson's should be flipped upside down?
thehokeypokey: class was full
Pharmacistjudge: it's not a trigger...it would be kinda pointless if it was, because you could just enter untapped and just tap it for mana in response to the trigger.
Kadenus: welp
Smurfykins: welp
PhoenixMelior: !card environmental sciences
LRRbot: Environmental Sciences [2] | Sorcery — Lesson | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Karok Wrangler [4G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
dsavillian: booooo
belgo1: booo
ProtatoBlood: boooo
Jadaris: boooo
millswills: boooooooooooo
xblue007: Woo
floki4242: dont
offbeatwitch: no nelson stick to your guns
Pharmacistjudge: ooob ooob
Kadenus: live your best life nelly
Favre_the_Undead: dont
TheWooglie: You do you Nelson
SCHLORMPH: bew
JohnPraw: yipeee! er... boo
OldManJohnsonMB: boooourns
Favre_the_Undead: ooob ooooob
Greypelt: lrrCHKN lrrSPOOP_HF
trebuchetboy: Good job Nelly
StResurection: I think Ben should attack with Omi
Coricket: Boo
Kadenus: LUL
aussie_rob_w: Booouuuuurns!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
LRRbot: Environmental Sciences [2] | Sorcery — Lesson | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
Smurfykins: THE RUBS
millswills: grinning wingus
elynne: LOL
SnowbirdMike: Salt in the wound
Jadaris: wingus, the winning ignus?
BirkaBirkowski: Graham he stole your card!!
TheWooglie: no
YeetTheRich_: one could say "LESSON learned graham"
freshmaker__: yes
Greypelt: seems fair
dsavillian: just give him a treasure token and call it square
F1SHOR: I wonder if you cut sciences to add those extra lands haha
Scopesightzx: YES
xblue007: do it
DeM0nFiRe: Allow it!
FacelessManAboutTown: BUT THE STAKES!
LordSaphni: Do It
canahedo: The ultimate cheat step!
Smurfykins: is anyone else considering Introduction to Annihilation into decks like mono-red or blue which cant easily deal with Enchantments?
Coricket: Sure
Kadenus: omega cheat step, rolling back to deckbuilding? I'm for it
trilemma85: The stakes have never been lower.
aussie_rob_w: Do it!
PhoenixMelior: Better cheat step
LaskoReadsComics: This is rule 0's Logical Conclusion
Greypelt: Now talk about an UN-card
Pharmacistjudge: if anyone asks, I'm the judge that allowed it
NavelWarfare: By who, I wonder
wickaboxet: REL:AXED enough to sideboard in the middle of a game
BirkaBirkowski: alright so we gotta roll back to opening hands now
millswills: switch decks mid game
FacelessManAboutTown: I feel like the stakes are lower in the Mariana Trench
Kadenus: one day we will cheat back draft picks
SkiaSymphonia: "Just been having all your creatures killed" - the one who killed all the creatures
freshmaker__: cheats have never been cheatier, and I'm all for it.
floki4242: best cheat step
F1SHOR: how far will they go to have a fun game
PhoenixMelior: Two turns happening simultaneously
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh I just realized I made a mistake, can we cheat step and put all 5 pieces of exodia in my hand?"
DeGunner: Well you see I meant to open something else
elynne: swing for the bleachers
MoxBismuth: "judge the pack i opened has no cards i want to pick"
BluePlainCreek: remember when nelly said he might have a different deck?
trilemma85: Just rip open a collector boosty to refill your hand.
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LRRbot: Plargg, Dean of Chaos [1R] (back: Augusta, Dean of Order) | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [2/2] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {4}{R}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary, nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
RandomTrivia: Plarggers my darggers
Favre_the_Undead: plargg!
Smurfykins: "Judge, my pack is missing a card to pay for the pack back, I need a new one" "Okily dokily"
felrender: Plargg
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FacelessManAboutTown: You may have seen me in the movie Hot Fuzz opposite Simon Pegg
Bugberry: Writes it real big on the chalk board.
Smurfykins: Plargg should have been black so he can have fun with the Yarg...le
elynne: "I AM PLARGG. No further questions."
HadesLeprechaun: Not actually a Dean, they just found an orc throwing spells and put some robes on him
F1SHOR: I'm just singing Plargg to fergalicious now 😂
Dog_of_Myth: Fun Fact: Plargg is blind.
jazzyjrw: Mulligan your draft pick is just Booster Tutor?
Bugberry: Is there a mrs. Plargg?
Smurfykins: Yarp
elynne: everybody Plargg now
rasterscan: *sings* In Plarggs
floki4242: plargging off
RandomTrivia: PlarggChamp
Smurfykins: To get power to your compute, plargg in the plargger cord
F1SHOR: that would be such a slow clap if he time walk locked you's from here 😂
niccus: plargchamp
control_rig: PlarggChamp
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
Drag0nrun: Dangit NElson I was about to say that.
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
rasterscan: Las Plargas.
NavelWarfare: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy
control_rig: I love how we all had the same idea
A_Dub888: benginRemy benginRemy
Wolveroo: Remmy
Diabore: i understood that reference g
Nuha: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
LRRbot: Elemental Masterpiece [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature tokens. / {U/R}{U/R}, Discard Elemental Masterpiece: Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Elemental Expressionist [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Orc Wizard [4/4] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, it gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else" and "When you exile this creature, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token."
Smurfykins: Become assimilated, become one of the Plargg
Bugberry: Dies into 4/4s.
wickaboxet: “So while I was grabbing environmental sciences, I decided to grab this Time Vault and Voltaic Key, is that okay”
LRRbot: Professor Onyx [4BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / [+1]: You lose 1 life. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [−3]: Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls. / [−8]: Each opponent may discard a card. If they d…
SnowbirdMike: It a spell or effect copies Plargg is it Plarggerism?
freshmaker__: love mono black Strategic Planning.
Smurfykins: Tendrils! I knew liliana was kinks
Drag0nrun: Yup
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RandomTrivia: *ANY* Magecraft trigger goes infinite with Chain of Smog
LRRbot: Witherbloom Apprentice [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
RandomTrivia: Chain of Smog just infinitely copies itself
Drag0nrun: Any magecraft can go infinite with Chain of Smog
Dog_of_Myth: That's a deck in Legacy now.
Decahawk: !card Chain of smog
LRRbot: Chain of Smog [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Lash of Malice [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/−2 until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: "Oh Gringus, my Gringus"
djalternative: Mash of Lalice
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Smurfykins: only as a sorcery
Greypelt: activate only as a socery
elynne: not grongus
thehokeypokey: isn't it a sorcery
RandomTrivia: It is, in fact, a sorcery speed ability
Bugberry: Lashing your own creature for the +2 happens less often but when it comes up it feels great.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: GRAHAM LUL
elynne: grungle
KeytarCat: That name is falling apart LUL
lithopseffect: title of your james band movie
lithopseffect: bond
RandomTrivia: This one is getting away from you Graham :D
RandomTrivia: NELSON YES
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BirkaBirkowski: cheat step to rollback that joke
Bugberry: Live Grin or Die Hold.
tehfewl: my dragons hands look like this, so that my gringus's hands can look like this
wickaboxet: Is gringus just going to get distorted until it is completely unintelligible
freshmaker__: Notably Chain of Smog now at 25 bucks, up from cents previously.
black_star3000: mtg remy is hear?
black_star3000: here?
aussie_rob_w: LUL well played Nelson
xblue007: Velomachus died so greg could die
lithopseffect: blavatar
YeetTheRich_: @black_star3000 benginRemy
sivakrytos: is the blood avatar commander damage? it isn't right?
RandomTrivia: @sivakrytos Nope.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Favre_the_Undead: @sivakrytos nope. it is not the card
djalternative: Velomachus died so Greg could live.... marginally longer before also dying
Wolveroo: Ulmer, I want to cheer you on but Nelson has my buddy Codie in command and he needs all the support we can give
Jadaris: it's swords to plowshares, not butts to plowshares
RandomTrivia: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
thewinterphoenix: Is boxmander them opening a booster box and building a commander deck from that?
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
Juliamon: !boxmander
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freshmaker__: Sword and Path still trip me up to this day because in my mind, it makes sense, name-wise, for either card to get you a land. In one you've taken up the Plowshares so you have land to your name now, and the other you walk the path to your own exile.
SCHLORMPH: lrrSPOOP_TK
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
wickaboxet: Move to end of ad-break
taterbug143: just got on, what have I missed?
control_rig: It's such a bad art
xblue007: the art is.... interesting......
SkiaSymphonia: I really like it
KeytarCat: @control_rig a poor choice for a magic card, but good art
Bengineering: the art is great idk what youre talking about
coachNelly: yeah the art slaps
LRRbot: Pillardrop Rescuer [4W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Flying / When Pillardrop Rescuer enters the battlefield, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
TabbyLavalamp: The full art is fantastic.
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Ukon_Cairns: coachn3Thankscoach
KeytarCat: I like me collage-esque works
LarkSachrosis: Guess whos back
Mr_Bitterness: I am not a fan of the Faithless Looting art, opinions
djalternative: the art is strange at first blush but once you're looking at it for a while it becomes really evocative
xblue007: I feel it is much, much different than all of the other arts
freshmaker__: I'm now at the point where I lose 10 hp irl whenever anyone mentions Flooting art. It's every single time it appears in people's line of sight now.
InfiniTokens: Good evening!
djalternative: which half?
djalternative: the head?
wickaboxet: What’s the shelf-life of gringus? You always want to get one before it spoils
MoxBismuth: if you dont like the art, don't play it (:
Dog_of_Myth: I like that Wotc is experimenting with different art styles
djalternative: or the left half?
DeM0nFiRe: I think my favorite art of the mystic archive cards is the JP alt art Agnozing Remorse
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings @InfiniTokens
YeetTheRich_: meh, it looks a bit weird but it feels fine for the mystical archive theme imo
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
TabbyLavalamp: @InfiniTokens Hello!
Pharmacistjudge: Ben has not embraced the dark (chocolate) side
InfiniTokens: What's the token below the pest?
RandomTrivia: A treasure token
xblue007: gave it mercy, honorable
LRRbot: Tome Shredder [2R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Haste / {T}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on Tome Shredder.
control_rig: "Bark bark boof"
InfiniTokens: Dark chocolate definitely needs to be in smaller doses
Sogheim: it was way too close to home, prefer more fanciful script
Pharmacistjudge: I'm excited for sick rips
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Favre_the_Undead: where can I see this?
YeetTheRich_: "cameron plz add details" is a shirt i would buy
LRRbot: Explosive Welcome [7R] | Instant | Explosive Welcome deals 5 damage to any target and 3 damage to any other target. Add {R}{R}{R}.
Sogheim: I was in a month quarantine, I felt what Cam was putting out there with Codie
floki4242: @favre_the_undead llrmtg YouTube
aussie_rob_w: That sounds like a Hitman reference.
RandomTrivia: benginWat
DeM0nFiRe: @Favre_the_Undead This is the video they are talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklMHeG3Dio
Pharmacistjudge: i would buy a "team pity Graham" shirt
matthaus_c: what's the opposite of archenemy
Pharmacistjudge: get featherweight to design it
Tangsm: Pity the Graham
YeetTheRich_: we can't let graham have multiple creatures
Dog_of_Myth: Pity the G
control_rig: Straight Plargg'n
Dog_of_Myth: Send in the Plargg
matthaus_c: P T the G
Jadaris: oh lawd, he plarggin'
LRRbot: Lorehold Excavation [RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, Lorehold Excavation deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
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NavelWarfare: !card plargg
LRRbot: Plargg, Dean of Chaos [1R] (back: Augusta, Dean of Order) | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [2/2] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {4}{R}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary, nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
Pharmacistjudge: Oh no, not the dean of benginChaos
NavelWarfare: Always thought it was instant or sorcery
misspokeycat: Plaarg was summoning sick
NavelWarfare: Neat
misspokeycat: it shouldn't have activated
TotallyNotaBeholder: T H E L I S T
InfiniTokens: THis is a PG-13 stream now?
Drag0nrun: Netflix and Plarg?
control_rig: Netflix and Plargg
RandomTrivia: Every time you Plargg the store, Beej smiles
TheOtherTrevor: Still waiting on the North 100 spinoff, "Talking about Plargg"
Drag0nrun: @control_rig beat ya to it
Naesiir: If you stay Plaarg, you don't have to get Plaarg
control_rig: By 2 seconds
InfiniTokens: All this talk about Plarging
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Pharmacistjudge: yeah, ben would need 7 mana untapped for that ot be true
Dog_of_Myth: Plargg was fine
wickaboxet: Is there ever not a time to plargg?
YeetTheRich_: plarrgg me matey
fcloud: girls just want to plargg
dtigertron: Man, Ulmer is still at 39, has he been gaining a lot of life?
Favre_the_Undead: @dtigertron nope
elynne: he went down to 38 at one point, then back up to 41, so not a lot but...
SquirrelLord1111: He has been gaining life from pests
TheWooglie: also I think Ben has been doing the most damage as well
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, ben just has had the most creatures i think, so he hasnt been attacked much
elynne: that's what pests are for, they're long-term health storage that can also attack
felrender: it's a canteen with a knife
floki4242: snap in to a pest
rasterscan: @felrender A canteen with TEETH.
LRRbot: Fuming Effigy [3R] | Creature — Spirit [4/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, Fuming Effigy deals 1 damage to each opponent.
InfiniTokens: Fuming F'ing what now?
rasterscan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
felrender: PLAARG: Peace, Love, AAAAAAARG
KeytarCat: Does Nelly have a different playmat since break?
felrender: (the screaming is from being set on fire by Plaarg
LRRbot: Stonerise Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Bird [1/2] | Flying / {4}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: just noticed now: has nelson switched playmats?
nobodez: @YeetTheRich_ yeah, no slug
elynne: @felrender *applause .gif*
misspokeycat: pest eaaaterrr!
freshmaker__: rip slug :(
fcloud: sure nelly, blame the kids
RandomTrivia: I mean, I do not live with children and have had to change playmats because of chocolate sauce LUL
aussie_rob_w: Gotta wash it. Good thing playmats are washable!
felrender: "Yes."
LarkSachrosis: I got dry-erase marker on one of my playmats lrrAWW
YeetTheRich_: thats why i use the lrr playmat which has a dedicated zone for snacks
TheWooglie: Has anyone considered attacking Ben?
Field94: "My pack didn't have any good cards in it and also spilled its Big Gulp on my playmat"
Manae: Ben equaling the life of the other three combined now
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Talanvore: So I actually just came off the deckbuild from yesterday and had a question that may have been addressed... They said Card Kingdom provided these boxes. Since they weren't SOLD could they send sealed product to Canada or did they have to pay Yellow Jacket for them? :p
elynne: NO TOUCHIE GROUNGUS
wickaboxet: Judge, I spilled my ice cream while my opponent held priority, so the fix is he should concede right?
InfiniTokens: Ben's pests look so happy
DoktorPiccolo: How has Lorehold Excavation been performing?
asthanius: There's just one kind of man that you can trust. That's a dead man, or a gringus like me.
fcloud: technically a grinning ignus
InfiniTokens: You all have little weiners...?
Sogheim: better than my FNM experiences. "What do you mean you can't read Japanese cards? you should know every card by its art anyways."
dtigertron: How much life does Ben need to gain, til he becomes the Pest Lord ?
rasterscan: Anyone know what wrath(s) are in Strixhaven?
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LRRbot: Rootha, Mercurial Artist [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [1/4] | {2}, Return Rootha, Mercurial Artist to its owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
misspokeycat: ben's board state looks like something you'd see outside box commander for extus tbh
elynne: grongnus
Nuurgle: Only time
LRRbot: Prismari Apprentice [UR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Prismari Apprentice can't be blocked this turn. If that spell has mana value 5 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Prismari Apprentice.
jamesthedabbler: So what are the commanders this evening?
Cartographers_Ink: Maybe Grinning Ignuss' name will continue getting so short that it ceases to exist?
ChargingFerret: @Sogheim I have japanese cards, and try to reduce the times where that happens, but it sucks to force an opponent to look up what my card does
fcloud: i think the next step is "gus"
elynne: grngs
fcloud: then "g", then "..."
Diabore: ive started saying mv
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BjjBrain: MV
SquirrelLord1111: I'm gonna say mana value, but still say cmc
itomathefuzzy: I'm really high, which college is winning?
zuchen_120: quit saying mana value, gretchen
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
ChargingFerret: @itomathefuzzy the oriq
misspokeycat: I'll still be saying MODO till I die :)
frogomb: It will become just value quickly
CompleatedPinkie: I only learned yesterday that there is (will be?) a difference between mana cost and mana value.
itomathefuzzy: @ChargingFerret ruh roh
Pharmacistjudge: CMC is the new MODO
LRRbot: Verdant Mastery [5G] | Sorcery | You may pay {3}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for up to four basic land cards and reveal them. Put one of them onto the battlefield tapped under an opponent's control if the {3}{G} cost was paid. Put two of them onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.
BoomerAang_Squad: Commander, or EDH for short.
wickaboxet: Wheeler, your actual commander is gringus right?
corefluxx: Burry vs Destroy
Cartographers_Ink: I remember the first time someone explained what EDH stood for
CompleatedPinkie: (See some of the wotc-revealed cards re: my comment)
elynne: what does it stand for?
asthanius: cEDH, or Commander EDH
EvilBadman: MODO is a great way to show people that you're smark, in the parlance of the wrestling folk.
chaostreader: Elder Dragon Highlander
wickaboxet: @elynne elder Dragon Highlander
fcloud: extra dirty hoglovers
InfiniTokens: Ooh old-school
elynne: oooh, ty ty
graal_smith: Ulmer is winning, GETTIM!
Nuurgle: Wizards Players Network vs Duelist's Convocation International
dividesBy0: From back when the commanders could only be the dragons from legends
SquirrelLord1111: Commander vs EDH is just which ever my brain comes up with first
zuchen_120: I used to think cedh was the thing you guys played on here sometime (Canadian highlander)
graal_smith: Ulmer is in a weird spot where he needs to stop worrying and love the Bomb rare
floki4242: it's fun
sorinthecat: i use commander and edh
YeetTheRich_: tbf you could call your dragon storm canlander deck "elder dragon highlander"
Cartographers_Ink: Wait, that's what DCI stands for!?
DeGunner: Its like his kid
heavycross71: I thought same as Zuchen
Nuurgle: @Cartographers_Ink yup!
fcloud: that's "i won't", not "i can't"
TabbyLavalamp: I switched between the two but at some point I felt like I was being an MTG hipster if I said "EDH" because Commander was already a thing when I started playing it.
asthanius: "I shan't"
LRRbot: Mage Hunters' Onslaught [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller loses 1 life.
freshmaker__: Yeah I think EDH only comes out on Twitter for me, when I'm trying to save on characters.
Pharmacistjudge: i prefer mage hunter's odyssey
Drag0nrun: Magehunter's Ocelot, as I heard it the first time.
elynne: blocksocker
flatluigi: graham
asthanius: "You can see the exact moment his heart breaks in half!"
graal_smith: I'm going to cry
elynne: haHAH
LRRbot: Resculpt [1U] | Instant | Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.
Furbly: Is this a 4-way game?
Favre_the_Undead: He could, if he had a mana tithe
EvilBadman: Wheeler quick Mana Tithe!
TabbyLavalamp: @Furbly More like 3 on 1 because of everyone picking on Graham.
LRRbot: Stonebound Mentor [1RW] | Creature — Spirit Advisor [3/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, scry 1.
Furbly: Lol. Thanks @TabbyLavalamp .
wickaboxet: Well, every commander game becomes an archenemy game at some point
LRRbot: Semester's End [3W] | Instant | Exile any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of the next end step, return each of them to the battlefield under its owner's control. Each of them enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and an additional loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
YeetTheRich_: semester has been going since march 2020
Nuurgle: Wake me up, when Semester Ends
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
SkiaSymphonia: I believe we refer to this as "summer school"
rasterscan: Just don't exile it's counterpart, "Pandemic's End"
theamc2000: i just finished classes
EvilBadman: @tabbylavalamp What's your opinion on Superhero deaths.
elynne: feffigy
divreon: having missed the intro what's boxmander?
Favre_the_Undead: !boxmander
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flatluigi: made each deck out of a box ofset boosters
flatluigi: oh there's a command
djalternative: Today is March 433
YeetTheRich_: wheelerH wheelerEed
RandomTrivia: LUL
divreon: Thank you!
Nuurgle: ohhhhhh, weed
dividesBy0: Is this about gardening with greg?
NotCainNorAbel: gardening jokes are funny.
misspokeycat: I've has a marujana!
Nuurgle: I'm on weed right now lrrSACK
asthanius: Marijauna is the deadliest weed known to man
TiltedTony: Hey none of you are witherbloom, you aren't allowed to weed.
BjjBrain: The devil's kale!
LRRbot: Detention Vortex [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / {3}: Destroy Detention Vortex. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.
wickaboxet: Oh pottery and gardening japes are always great
TabbyLavalamp: @EvilBadman They make the actual heroics mean something, but wrestling commentators may disagree.
theaggrokrag: to be clear kids, don't do drugs. spend your money on cardboard instead
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EvilBadman: @tabbylavalamp I knew I recognized that use name, lol
InfiniTokens: Ben's Pests keep getting happier
wickaboxet: @infinitokens they keep getting more pest friends
zuchen_120: hahaha great timing
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Juliamon: Harsh critic Remy
Pharmacistjudge: benginRemy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL OhMyDog
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BoomerAang_Squad: I've had more opponents play divine gambit against me than that aura. Kappa
Nuurgle: Ben's trying to capture 4 star Diamond Pests
asthanius: Mulder's awake now
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy wheelerClown
asthanius: The joke woke her up
Cartographers_Ink: Man... Finger Eleven jokes... I get it, I saw them live
zuchen_120: le fume
LRRbot: Fuming Effigy [3R] | Creature — Spirit [4/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, Fuming Effigy deals 1 damage to each opponent.
TabbyLavalamp: @EvilBadman Tony may disagree but Austin Gunn is very much on my side. feliciaYEAH
dtigertron: Does that make Grahm, Anna from frozen ?
Fromaginator: thank goodness I caught the joke live
KeytarCat: "I'm going to combat" "What's the occasion?" was very strong
theaggrokrag: famous pests for peat tokens; A flea, Chuck Knobloch, Dennis the Menace, I would say mosquitos but thats already a magic card
Nuurgle: there were only a few-ming jokes to make
LRRbot: Master Symmetrist [2GG] | Creature — Rhino Druid [4/4] | Reach / Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.
djalternative: then go buy more juice. Orange juice is pretty cheap
LRRbot: Tanazir Quandrix [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When Tanazir Quandrix enters the battlefield, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever Tanazir Quandrix attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of other creatures you control become equal to Tanazir Quandrix's power and toughness until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: the people enjoying weed right now approve this joke
zuchen_120: groan...
theaggrokrag: YESSSSSS
Pharmacistjudge: Does a dragon become an Elder dragon when it gets its AARP card?
coriolis_storm: "It's funnier when you explain the joke!" LUL
asthanius: That art is so cool
Sogheim: dang
DoktorPiccolo: That art is incredible
InfiniTokens: That's beautiful
misspokeycat: that fractal is scary noe
elynne: *grabby hands*
HadesLeprechaun: love Ketai Kotaki
InfiniTokens: @Pharmacistjudge The dragon gets the Senior discount
HadesLeprechaun: *Kekai
DeM0nFiRe: I am with Nelson, it looks very pretty but I find it hard to read what it actually is
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Fractal
Professor_Rakor: He's in a glass box of emotion. Also math.
theaggrokrag: he's crouching while levitating jnside an energy ball, and his eings envelop everything
theaggrokrag: I spelling good
asthanius: Gotta chumbawumba back up
Mornish: it has trample right?
chaostreader: Trample!
asthanius: Symmetrist
dorlingo: it does
jamesthedabbler: Yes it does
flatluigi: it does have trample
dorlingo: trample
Dog_of_Myth: It does
RandomTrivia: Oh I didn't finish writing that title benginFacepalm
DeM0nFiRe: LUL we got there
LRRbot: Master Symmetrist [2GG] | Creature — Rhino Druid [4/4] | Reach / Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.
asthanius: Nelson is today's Serge
Ukon_Cairns: good rhino is good
dtigertron: Reach, is so broken ! lol
YeetTheRich_: amazing
dividesBy0: Rhinos: nature's larger spiders
wickaboxet: Nelson tactically lying to thin Ben’s board
Kadenus: it's a rhino?!
asthanius: lrrHEART
dtigertron: it's both
NotCainNorAbel: judges, am I right...
floki4242: both
SquirrelLord1111: Take it as you want it to be
RandomTrivia: Eternally sunny and optimistic about knowing exactly what cards do :D
canahedo: def both lol
jamesthedabbler: Flattering, we love serge
TotallyNotaBeholder: Both? Both.
Pharmacistjudge: @NotCainNorAbel No
fcloud: why not both
graal_smith: Wow
Mattmitchell45: Serge of the Day!
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrNo
petey_vonwho: "it doesn't have trample. OH WAIT IT TOTALLY HAS TRAMPLE TAKE 11 HAHAHA!"
theaggrokrag: i see it as "oh wow, my cards actually SLAP!!"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Flatsulting?
fcloud: i take the insult/compliment and go to 7
KeytarCat: @fcloud three damage sounds right
theamc2000: Do we say Velomachus like a sport chant?
freshmaker__: Yeah EMA. VMA is mtgo only.
Himyul: that's not a humble brag, that's just a brag brag.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Diabore: sounds like mengu
zuchen_120: He seems like such a genuinely cool guy.
YeetTheRich_: aww thats a cute story
freshmaker__: Love Mengu. What did you pass?
F1SHOR: mengu is one of my favourite pros
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheWooglie: good story. I kill you
Pharmacistjudge: is this Wheeler's Monologue tax?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sincere and nice people are great
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
PBlackcoat: I love you ben
YeetTheRich_: benginTraitor
BoomerAang_Squad: koreLUL
DeM0nFiRe: "cool story bro, pls die"
Mr_Whale: LUL
Jadaris: i like how you made mengu sound like dracula
flatluigi: oh THAT'S why ulmer wasn't letting him do it on his turn
wickaboxet: “*gasp* wow”
zuchen_120: "well, i'm giong to kill you now"
SnowbirdMike: Punished
aussie_rob_w: Mengu! What a nice interaction.
Professor_Rakor: Settle the Wreckage is in mystical archives, right? Kappa
KeytarCat: Good story! Unrelated, time to die
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wickaboxet: I’m going to respond to the story, take lethal
coriolis_storm: Unironically cool story, bro :)
YeetTheRich_: benginTraitor violence benginTraitor
InfiniTokens: While you're here... please die
LRRbot: Explosive Welcome [7R] | Instant | Explosive Welcome deals 5 damage to any target and 3 damage to any other target. Add {R}{R}{R}.
Nuurgle: "I'll tell the story on my turn" Ulmer: "No, tell it now Kappa "
elynne: boom!
F1SHOR: ttekCreeper ttekCreeper
LRRbot: Heated Debate [2R] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Heated Debate deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
zuchen_120: I don't remember hwo to clip...
elynne: nooooo grignotts
SoldieroFortune: !clip
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flatluigi: sounds like the board is going away
Diabore: !card grinning ing
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
wickaboxet: How many times must gringus die?
SnowbirdMike: Do we need a moment for the death of the Gringus?
elynne: F
Diabore: !card grinning ign
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
LRRbot: Devastating Mastery [2WWWW] | Sorcery | You may pay {2}{W}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / If the {2}{W}{W} cost was paid, an opponent choses up to two nonland permanents they control and returns them to their owner's hand. / Destroy all nonland permanents.
LRRbot: Whirlwind Denial [2U] | Instant | For each spell and ability your opponents control, counter it unless its controller pays {4}.
KeytarCat: Did ben not have 4 up?
Drag0nrun: He had 3
Burzolog: Did Wheeler's stuff get bounced if the spell didn't resolve?
KeytarCat: tyty
LRRbot: Awaken the Blood Avatar [6BR] (front: Extus, Oriq Overlord) | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way. / Each opponent sacrifices a creature. Create a 3/6 black and red Avatar creature token with haste and "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to each opponent."
elynne: return of blavatar
aussie_rob_w: Nope, it’s still there. Chillin’.
GRrrrrat: @Burzolog it's part of the effect, not the cost
Sogheim: that is a sweet Avatar
Sogheim: and it's not blue!
marxmarksman: Doesn't the Blood Avatar have haste?
Naarius: aangy, if you will
ballesta25: @marxmarksman Yes, but it's post combat
djalternative: It's Mr and not Señor Wheeler?
flatluigi: it does but ben already attacked and then wrathed the board
LRRbot: Tome Shredder [2R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Haste / {T}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on Tome Shredder.
elynne: is dog
marxmarksman: @marxmarksman Oh, just arrived. Thanks!
LRRbot: Pillardrop Warden [3R] | Creature — Spirit Dwarf [1/5] | Reach / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Pillardrop Warden: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bengineering: the plan was to not have to sac my board but ben blew most of it up haha
fcloud: it's not blood avatar, it's a 3/6 black and red avatar token
BurgerGamer: paul blavatar mall cop
misspokeycat: James, Cameron, Avatar
Bengineering: alot of my plans got hecked that turn lol
elynne: feffigy
theamc2000: why does a spirit dwarf have reach!/
flatluigi: because it's a giant statue
marxmarksman: He stands on the mountain.
djalternative: He's a dwarf in spirit
asthanius: It's on a mountain
fcloud: well, not because of dwarf so probably because of spirit
SkiaSymphonia: it's a very big statue
Kadenus: why does the rhino wizard have reach?
Dog_of_Myth: Read the flavor text
SkiaSymphonia: the darkhorse reach is the dumb squirrel
misspokeycat: Should we give _this_ spirit flying?
Ukon_Cairns: being a ghost makes them lighter than expected, so mad hops are had
Sogheim: Look At Me I'm the DCI?
Pharmacistjudge: not really, large red defensive creatures get reach. Tre-bucket had reach
SquirrelLord1111: @SkiaSymphonia You take that back
wickaboxet: The dwarf is just really good at throwing rocks
SkiaSymphonia: sorry
graal_smith: It's a very tall dwarf
InfiniTokens: Like giving a t-rex reach
marxmarksman: Before he was under the mountain!
fcloud: hmm i cant hear anything
codename0mega: hes a beeg dwarf with long hammer
TabbyLavalamp: An archer with trample makes sense. They kill your creature with a kick to the throat then shoot you with an arrow.
Ukon_Cairns: especially the dragons
TotallyNotaBeholder: The T-rex has massive hops obviously
SquirrelLord1111: That squirrel in my head can launch themselves at their flying opponent
floki4242: long stick
shendaras: Should all blue have flying?
lirazel64: @infinitokens aiming at short giant, no doubt.
BurgerGamer: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Flavor Text: A giant statue of a dwarf is still a giant statue.
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
elynne: grongus
YeetTheRich_: oh hi mark
Greypelt: Has anyone been keeping count of how many times Grinning Ignus has been cast this game....?
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LarkSachrosis: That elemantal ain't right.
TotallyNotaBeholder: The good creatures bront
SnowbirdMike: PIg
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPig
SquirrelLord1111: Piggy
Ukon_Cairns: like how the karok wrangler in nellys gy is the elf riding the crocodile, the dwarf spirit on wheelers board is the dwarf spirit piloting the giant construct bloobySmart
Sogheim: lrrPAUL did Paul get to make sweet effects for this set like with the Monarch crown or the coinflips?
Professor_Rakor: Something something Soul Eater reference.
benjamin_wheeler: she got caught under my desk hunting for scraps
freshmaker__: @benjamin_wheeler relatable
LoadingReadyRun: @Sogheim I don't think there was anything that required special effects in this set
YeetTheRich_: bold statement
fcloud: bold
NotCainNorAbel: math qizzard
marxmarksman: Crackle with Power?
TabbyLavalamp: When Codie comes into play there should be a librarian shushing everyone.
TotallyNotaBeholder: 8=/=14
wickaboxet: Guys, 8=/=14, he’s cracked the code
flatluigi: !card crackle with power
LRRbot: Crackle with Power [XXXRR] | Sorcery | Crackle with Power deals five times X damage to each of up to X targets.
YeetTheRich_: can't calculate numbers club?
Himyul: how do you feel about integrals?
serramarkov: But, but, Eight is Enough
dividesBy0: Seems reasonable to me
LadyAiluros: Yes I have a friend that can prove 2+2=5
LRRbot: Tanazir Quandrix [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When Tanazir Quandrix enters the battlefield, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever Tanazir Quandrix attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of other creatures you control become equal to Tanazir Quandrix's power and toughness until end of turn.
DeM0nFiRe: "A half hour explanation of why that is" so a normal commmander turn, then?
A_Dub888: "See according to <theorem> I can..."
LarkSachrosis: And then we beat up the mathematician vargDio
sivakrytos: one can be equal to 2 if you really want, but that's very boring
lirazel64: Any Quandrix card: "Well, actually..."
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, coulda put ben to 1 on that attack, but 1 =/= 0
LRRbot: Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
wickaboxet: According to the Peano Axioms which define all of algebra, numbers don’t exist and I’m a nerd
NotCainNorAbel: 'Well Actually' should be a counter spell
marxmarksman: "Are you there God? It's me, Benjamin."
LarkSachrosis: I think we're alone now...
InfiniTokens: "There's like, a lot of you" LUL
Teslamat: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TotallyNotaBeholder: @NotCainNorAbel how is that not a counterspell at this point 'didn't say please' is one
noisyblizzard: seabatYIKES
taterbug143: just got back from feeding squirrel, all i hear is god. What's going on?
marxmarksman: @NotCainNorAbel Or a red redirect spell!
flatluigi: a secret rendezvous between ben and ben
seemsdeece: cthulu's younger brother: greg
Cavemanhar: its xenagos
Juliamon: EVERY time Ben uses that filter I expect to hear "This is your wakeup call!"
Teslamat: @seemsdeece ol' Greg
wickaboxet: Hello god, thanks for letting me draw cards in this mtg game, seems like the most important thing you’ve got going on
asthanius: Rhino has reach
elynne: ddrrrrrraaaaaaggggoooonnnnnnnn
SquirrelLord1111: Does Lorehold have haste?
laikagoat: yep
Favre_the_Undead: yep
TotallyNotaBeholder: !card velomachus
LRRbot: Velomachus Lorehold [5RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Mantafold: Why is there an Ang the last blood avatar?
marxmarksman: @SquirrelLord1111 He does, and vigiliance!
Professor_Rakor: are we crackling with power?
SquirrelLord1111: Neat@
rainbowmage42: Its a Mother Bussing Dragon!
lthappymeal: late to the party, why is there a crown of empires?
TotallyNotaBeholder: The List
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Ukon_Cairns: it was in the packs wheeler opened
lthappymeal: oooooooh. neat
fcloud: "is it ok if i kill your creature, you don't mind?" so polite, it should be called canadian highlander
SquirrelLord1111: T H E L I S T
LRRbot: Draconic Intervention [2RR] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. / Draconic Intervention deals X damage to each non-Dragon creature, where X is the exiled card's mana value. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. / Exile Draconic Intervention.
rainbowmage42: @lthappymeal Because it was from the List
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
zuchen_120: Yeah...
flatluigi: !card crown of empires
LRRbot: Crown of Empires [2] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature. Gain control of that creature instead if you control artifacts named Scepter of Empires and Throne of Empires.
elynne: Chrome of Empires
LRRbot: Tome Shredder [2R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Haste / {T}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on Tome Shredder.
GRrrrrat: how did crown get into this game?
SkiaSymphonia: Wheeler pulled it, it's on ~the list~
Favre_the_Undead: @GRrrrrat the L I S T
SquirrelLord1111: T H E L I S T
Diabore: they opened set boodters
GRrrrrat: K, thanks chat
flatluigi: there's spicy cards in set boosters
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, if you look real close you can see a tiny lil planeswalker symbol bottom left of the crown to show its from the list
LRRbot: Fuming Effigy [3R] | Creature — Spirit [4/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, Fuming Effigy deals 1 damage to each opponent.
asthanius: Dog kill!
flatluigi: rip nelson
fcloud: or "figgy" for short
LarkSachrosis: Mad statue
marxmarksman: Nelson: "We're here for a good time, not a long time."
wickaboxet: Bark bark boof, kills the Codie player
LRRbot: Pillardrop Warden [3R] | Creature — Spirit Dwarf [1/5] | Reach / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Pillardrop Warden: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
asthanius: huh
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: player removal
HundreydAundre: Ben lost?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: F
YeetTheRich_: shocking twist
elynne: F
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
IbunWest: Ben can respond with dog
HundreydAundre: Did his deck become that powerful at one point?
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RandomTrivia: As always, the secret of comedy is timing LUL
theamc2000: rip nelson
wickaboxet: Save your instants for maximum comedic value
aussie_rob_w: @randomtrivia did you see the tweet?
NotCainNorAbel: o7 Nelson
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham may or may not have Shock.
RandomTrivia: @aussie_rob_w Which tweet?
smquinn22: I now my precon Strixhaven Commander duel took five hours.
flatluigi: did they hear the laugh track
HundreydAundre: Graham: The Sealed Deck Major
Greypelt: wait, there's actually a laugh track >.>
NotCainNorAbel: not sure why but I expected the cosco song
RandomTrivia: Does that count as horse yet? lrrBEEJ
IbunWest: THat's a loaded quetion
HundreydAundre: Boxmander is of that equivalence. Every card here was crack'd.
62MGcobra: whoa there's a turn counter now
asthanius: Attack WHICH Ben?
HundreydAundre: Basic Lands: Is that right?
YeetTheRich_: this could not possibly be a bad idea
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Greypelt: politics
offbeatwitch: diplomacy
MrTheWalrus: I'm confused
LarkSachrosis: $1 Bob!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: Ben has to choose g here 😂
elynne: oooooo
JohnPraw: Yeah, like Ben would make a backup deal against his would-be assassin.
NotCainNorAbel: The Wheeler and Dealer, who is going to the the Dealer
xblue007: better than Epic v. Apple
theaggrokrag: Geopolitics at its finest ladies and gentlemen
JohnPraw: *with, not against
wickaboxet: Commander diplomacy is something wonderful
Diabore: i mean, theres no downside to saying yes and immediately betraying wheeler
Diabore: wheeler would be dead
fcloud: ah, but there is a downside. reputational damage!
RandomTrivia: The downside is knowing that you're a terrible person
Kadenus: LUL
GRrrrrat: @Diabore you can only do that once, and that's not limited to a single game
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
HundreydAundre: Choose Ben. Your Boss v. Your Bruh? Up twoes you.
theaggrokrag: Wheelers whole strategy rn is just Be North Korea and hope for the best
gualdhar: I believe this is called Comeuppance
fcloud: you know what they say: hosses before bosses
elynne: F
asthanius: !card comeuppance
LRRbot: Comeuppance [3W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn by sources you don't control. If damage from a creature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to that creature. If damage from a noncreature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to the source's controller.
aussie_rob_w: RIP wHeeler
Greypelt: Grinning Ignus storm count is....what?
wickaboxet: “Any effects before damage” “No” “Are you sure?”
F1SHOR: 3rd boardwipe comeon
elynne: rude? XD
theaggrokrag: lol, anyone have that negate copypasta
fcloud: grignus is the card by the theater door / his name, as i ought to have told you before / is really Grinning Ignus, but that's such a fuss / to pronounce, that we usually call him just Gus
SquirrelLord1111: It's a menacing frog
LRRbot: Unwilling Ingredient [B] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Menace / {2}{B}, Exile Unwilling Ingredient from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: !card idiot frog
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: Oh no
x0den: !card idiot frog
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Carsonogenics_: is ben an artifact player now?
rainbowmage42: Ben got a camera wipe
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LRRbot: Spiteful Squad [2WB] | Creature — Human Warlock [0/0] | Deathtouch / Spiteful Squad enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / When Spiteful Squad dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
x0den: whoops should have looked at chat :p
TotallyNotaBeholder: Oooh, Mean Girls
LRRbot: Venerable Warsinger [1RW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Venerable Warsinger deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage Venerable Warsinger dealt to that player.
HundreydAundre: Yea, any blue player almost like: You can "draw" cards. But you might not resolve them.(Ever...)
elynne: the tension
asthanius: It is, as the kids say, "tight"
chaostreader: Doesn’t Graham have a secret tunnel?
Greypelt: Secert Tunnel
flatluigi: !card access tunnel
LRRbot: Access Tunnel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.
djalternative: G does have a secret tunnel
flatluigi: he can get in with 2 damage, but not more than that
control_rig: Through the mountains!
IbunWest: I don't think it matters since Ben would've just activated dog in response and done 1 to everyone anyone.
IbunWest: anyway*
Nuha: secret love tunnel
FacelessManAboutTown: smol secret tunnel
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
LinearGif: Oh hey I remembered the rest of that song. "and die"
SquirrelLord1111: A 3rd board wipe?
aussie_rob_w: @control_rig LUL
djalternative: tap doot
RandomTrivia: Heh
elynne: you've effed a boot?
FacelessManAboutTown: lorge woofer
rainbowmage42: "I got nothing else to do with my life" - Graham 2021
Fistacles: wait, grahams canadian?
MrTheWalrus: Sorry, you did what to a what?
Figgyleaf: Horse bark
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serramarkov: 9 also is not 14. Sorry.
LRRbot: Rise of Extus [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Exile target creature. Exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. / Learn.
sadryanbutler: woof woof
FacelessManAboutTown: poor pupper juzFeels
Nuurgle: that's their secret, they're always Canadian
dividesBy0: I'm in the graveyard :(
Greypelt: Rise of Pupper
marxmarksman: @dividesBy0 Now you're in exile!
YeetTheRich_: dividing by zero is what causes your camera to crash
sadryanbutler: 2/2 go choo choo
62MGcobra: limited by the box you used
aussie_rob_w: I so wish I'd organised a box commander game for Commander Legends
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sadryanbutler: is graham running thunderous wrath?
flatluigi: i'm surprised graham isn't playing his commander
djalternative: G still has mind's desire, doesn't he?
aussie_rob_w: grinning ignus into MD, oh my god
obijam_: i think graham definitely shouldve attacked last turn with his leathal dog
Favre_the_Undead: and time warp
LRRbot: Stone Rain [2R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Juliamon: "this is mostly for fun" "Stone Rain"
marxmarksman: @Juliamon Well, it was fun for Graham!
RandomTrivia: LUL
GRrrrrat: didn't Ben forget to lose a life?
wickaboxet: Playing land hate in EDH?! We have an archenemy
F1SHOR: we will ask adam how fun it is when G stone rains you
JonnyGlitch: Commander is a "fun" format!
LRRbot: Elemental Masterpiece [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature tokens. / {U/R}{U/R}, Discard Elemental Masterpiece: Create a Treasure token.
holidayMD: ben is at 4
YeetTheRich_: stone rain is a good tech when marit lage in on the list
djalternative: Graham is known to really enjoy his stone rains. Remember what he did to Fort Savidan?
elynne: hmmmmmmm
bvorhies: Is this game 1
rainbowmage42: @djalternative I do not remember this
Kaorti: What did he do to Fort Savidan
Kaorti: ?
HundreydAundre: You Stone Rain'd at a Pre-Prix!?
YeetTheRich_: and it is a good stream
Professor_Rakor: Turn 14 of game one.
NightWingMistHawk: djalternative that whole stream was a powerful something
djalternative: their classic 6th edition draft G stone rained fort savidan out of a match
zuchen_120: casually...
RandomTrivia: WOAH
LRRbot: Approach of the Second Sun [6W] | Sorcery | If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
YeetTheRich_: speaking of faster huh
control_rig: WHAT
Naarius claps.
flatluigi: lmao\
Sogheim: hold on, what?
LarkSachrosis: !card hunt the weak
LRRbot: Hunt the Weak [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control.
NightWingMistHawk: And that's a game win for Mr. Ulmer :D
rabbitgta: Ben buy why?
Cavemanhar: we got a win con now bois
HundreydAundre: The clock hath resolved.
zuchen_120: an hour from now, Graham says "I'm gonna negate that"
JonnyGlitch: Ben is now the target on the table
elynne: sweeet
Fromaginator: when somebody is down is the best time to kick them, they're already by your feet
GRrrrrat: he needs to draw addditional card, or he'll mill approach
asthanius: So...Second Sun gets milled
Professor_Rakor: The funny part, I think it times out that Approach gets milled.
KeytarCat: @Professor_Rakor OH NO
HundreydAundre: Game has 4 or less turns left...
HadesLeprechaun: can also use the campus to scry?
flatluigi: oh he does have a campus
asthanius: Oh right!
jamesthedabbler: Very true
Sogheim: oh dang yeah
YeetTheRich_: white's access to cheap life gain is what it makes it so overpowered in commander
JonnyGlitch: Approach value is in the lifegain here
LinearGif: dawn of the final day
HundreydAundre: Approach vs 3: Welp, I guess the sun will dye.
JonnyGlitch: wait, are those modular critters?!
benjamin_wheeler: !card lorehold excavation
LRRbot: Lorehold Excavation [RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, Lorehold Excavation deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
asthanius: Warsinger just gets it back
asthanius: Doesn't it?
NightWingMistHawk: Yep, Ben's winning
Greypelt: serisouly, I need to know how many times grinning ignus was cast this game >>.
flatluigi: oh is that campus on graham's side as well
SquirrelLord1111: Hope graham remembers to scry
LithelyUnshod: !card Spiteful squad
LRRbot: Spiteful Squad [2WB] | Creature — Human Warlock [0/0] | Deathtouch / Spiteful Squad enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / When Spiteful Squad dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
JonnyGlitch: That's the laugh of a WINNER
Professor_Rakor: Swamps are pretty funny.
asthanius: He drew his second copy of Approach, obviously
serramarkov: 10 is not 14 either, unfortunately.
flatluigi: i want to see this funny play
asthanius: oh my god
JonnyGlitch: passing is for QUITTERS
lirazel64: @professor_rakor ikr? All those frogs and funny smells.
asthanius: Passing is for CLOSERS
HundreydAundre: Game hath.... 3 or less turns left.
JonnyGlitch: @asthanius have at thee!
jamesthedabbler: 3
flatluigi: well it's not a basic
Figgyleaf: DoritosChip Bold p[lays?
gualdhar: Has Ben shot 5 times or 6?
Fistacles: unless hes reading the text on those secret lair basics
gualdhar: Does Graham feel lucky? well does he, punk?
JonnyGlitch: Next turn Ben casts a Yeti
seemsdeece: dragons apprpach?
ballesta25: Chaos Warp?
laikagoat: mind's desire!
zuchen_120: ohhhhh
RandomTrivia: Oh he's doing.......... something
flatluigi: YES
YeetTheRich_: oh yeeee boooy
Natedogg2: Mind's Desire.
1y1e: THE MAD LAD
Professor_Rakor: Mizzik's mastery stone rain
Dog_of_Myth: Ohhhhh
Favre_the_Undead: mind's desire
sadryanbutler: grapeshot ftw
oliveinthesky: ashlizS ashlizS ashlizS
RandomTrivia: He has the Mind's Desire! I completely forgot!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
LarkSachrosis: vargCop
JonnyGlitch: Storm? Is this the first time I've ever witness Graham storming out?
rabbitgta: ohooho
Fistacles: SPICY
theaggrokrag: Nice graham
rabbitgta: 2020Celebrate
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
HundreydAundre: Power.... Storm Count into P O W E R...
RandomTrivia: Let's GOOOOO
Greypelt: Storm off! :D
JonnyGlitch: YES
asthanius: Technically
Diabore: and then it gets 6 more counter
IbunWest: Isn't storm count 6?
Dirty_Beach: so do it 6 times
coolnezz09: Here we go
TheOtherTrevor: only if it becomes relevant
asthanius: But...sufficiently random
sadryanbutler: yes, you shuffle, then shuffle then flip
LarkSachrosis: technically*
Natedogg2: Technically, yes, but you don't need to if you're not altering the top of your library inbetween.
RandomTrivia: It is generally an accepted shortcut to shuffle once and only shuffle again if it matters
freshmaker__: So long as one doesn't affect the top of your library in between?
Dirty_Beach: wow, only 1 land
YeetTheRich_: hasty boy
hd_dabnado: wait that has haste!
RandomTrivia: That was a strong Mind's Desire pile
Professor_Rakor: Oh, so lethal then
mr_bunny_man: he could have gone for more if he left the mana guy in his hand right?
LRRbot: Elemental Summoning [3{U/R}{U/R}] | Sorcery — Lesson | Create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.
LRRbot: Vortex Runner [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | As long as you control eight or more lands, Vortex Runner gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun sachel gets 6 more counters from minds desire and copies
LRRbot: Kelpie Guide [2U] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | {T}: Untap another target permanent you control. / {T}: Tap target permanent. Activate only if you control eight or more lands.
seemsdeece: quick ben open a settle the wreckage
Jadaris: ben you better bluff settle the wreckage just to
LRRbot: Oggyar Battle-Seer [3UR] | Creature — Ogre Shaman [3/4] | Haste / {T}: Scry 1.
SquirrelLord1111: If you gringus then cast the red instant you draw two
ballesta25: You have six counters on satchel from Mind's Desire
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Cepsys: pwrfl mgc
HundreydAundre: flunge??
IbunWest: I settle the wreckage in the format
Natedogg2: Tokens are tapped
RAZRBCK08: those are tapped creatures though
Professor_Rakor: Enter tapped
Micsig: wen still game 1?
Diabore: ^
oliveinthesky: enter tapped
murderface9797: tapped
JonnyGlitch: womp womp
freshmaker__: !card lorehold excavation
LRRbot: Lorehold Excavation [RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, Lorehold Excavation deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
asthanius: Oh!
laikagoat: fionaLOL
JonnyGlitch: next leveled yourself
obijam_: they enter tapped
LRRbot: Lorehold Excavation [RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, Lorehold Excavation deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
HundreydAundre: XD
JonnyGlitch: gee gee
NightWingMistHawk: GG
DeM0nFiRe: gg gdqClap
Greypelt: GG G
YeetTheRich_: turns out minds desire is a decent card
elynne: F and GG
Professor_Rakor: Good job graham
djalternative: GGG
FacelessManAboutTown: juzGG
Styxseus: That was a game!
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
zephlyn7790: GG
SquirrelLord1111: GG
Ukon_Cairns: lorehold excavation is merely fine, not nutty
JonnyGlitch: Minds Desire seems real
LinearGif: enough is as good as a feast
lirazel64: Excellent game.
northernmercury: classic storm mirror
philippekav: Grinning Inguses played hard for their team
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superdude097: Only 1 land AND he was able to play it
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
JonnyGlitch: That scans
MadWolf1290: you weren't James-d
RandomTrivia: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: Seems about right
62MGcobra converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
TabbyLavalamp: I would not have seen this after Graham's mana screw at the start of the game.
LinearGif: copy this commander game for each commander game you've played this meta
JonnyGlitch: Graham needs a cigarette after that
hidingbox: Turns out getting a bunch of spells wins
wickaboxet: Storm, also running stone rain (for fun)
YeetTheRich_: we should have stuck with plan "pick on graham"
JonnyGlitch: did you run Storm Crow?
superdude097: !card acorn catapult
LRRbot: Acorn Catapult [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Acorn Catapult deals 1 damage to any target. That permanent's controller or that player creates a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
zuchen_120: mvp: grinning ignus?
RandomTrivia: Wow
trebuchetboy: Game 2?!?!?!?!?
trebuchetboy: lol
HundreydAundre: A copied archive is deece. A copied Storm card is: The Best POG.
JonnyGlitch: Graham stabilized at 6 I think?
62MGcobra converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
SquirrelLord1111: More than 3
SkiaSymphonia: countering 2 board wipes didn't hurt either
wickaboxet: Grinning ignus actually just the commander
TabbyLavalamp: That is an interesting window behind Nelson, you never see them that shape.
trebuchetboy: ludwig7 Good Stream ludwig7
JonnyGlitch: @TabbyLavalamp I thought Nelly was on a boat the other day, I think it's an Attic?
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Cepsys: lrrHEART
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xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the stream!
lirazel64: The grin on that Ignus is totally cheese-eating.
KWardJenx: Huge Success
JonnyGlitch: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TabbyLavalamp: @JonnyGlitch That's what I thought when I saw it behind him on YT.
DeM0nFiRe: That name actually existed and was not already gifted this stream
JonnyGlitch: Nothing super ridiculous in Commander? Are you stoned?
RandomTrivia: I don't see it as *THAT* decadent. I see it as a way to get MORE value from your box of set boosters
ZachAtk23: modern horizons 2 boxmander? true decadence??
djalternative: and then someone stone rains you
KeytarCat: I like the weird powers in this set
YeetTheRich_: so we're doing this with legends boxes next time right?
JonnyGlitch: I want to get back into paper but I don't want to start collecting for trade
SymmetraMan: Hold onto sealed boxes as an investment
JonnyGlitch: I just want to play sealed and commander
SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys for an entertaining game.
TabbyLavalamp: *hears the Professor in the distance* "It's time for the booster box game!"
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rainbowmage42: The Professor has shown from his Booster Box games that you wont break even
JonnyGlitch: Thanks for the game!
SmashTCG: yeah i got a grimmour of the the dead out of my set boosters
JonnyGlitch: YAS
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djalternative: BEEJ!
Cavemanhar: I opened a set booster box and pulled a basic island from the list
JonnyGlitch: It's so good! He's playing it properly by cheating!
SymmetraMan: That game brings back memories!
NotCainNorAbel: BEEJ! Get the Krondor
JonnyGlitch: BaK is so much better if you cheat a little
trilemma85: Are we going to all crack new boxes for another game now?
JonnyGlitch: nothing crazy but it makes it way more fun
YeetTheRich_: we're only rolling huffers this time
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
philippekav: aka arena but not that Arena
JonnyGlitch: BORK!
trilemma85: Hi pupper.
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginLove
JonnyGlitch: wait, is this run 3 on the mound?
elynne: hi Remy
YeetTheRich_: yeeeeees
RomanGoro: Puppy!
RandomTrivia: REMINALD benginHeart
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
JonnyGlitch: That fairy is one lucky gal
wickaboxet: Jokemaster Remmy!
laikagoat: more vaguely erotic trips through the faerie mound
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djalternative: Control DLC probs
NDCazzy: RE6 Best Game EVER
Micsig: WE WIZARD NOW
JonnyGlitch: Oh no you're still on 6? BOO
Mr_Bitterness: Piers DOES suck
flatluigi: ah yes, 'jessica'
RomanGoro: Have they found the vats of lava on the ship already?
JonnyGlitch: 6 gameplay, graphics and UI is top notch, the writers should be in jail
YeetTheRich_: "this game SUCKS!" - Adam, 2 minutes into the next chapter probably
lamina5432: 3 months later
kalateth: lordy I remember that game.... so bad
JonnyGlitch: You don't want to rush betrayal
fcloud: that's the betrayal!
dividesBy0: Betrayl on the way to krondor
Bengineering: @JonnyGlitch amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
Kaorti: IIRC, Krondor is kinda a long way away
SoldieroFortune: Betrayal at Tarkhov?
JonnyGlitch: @kalateth HEY! It's the BEST!\
62MGcobra: Betrayal at the house at Krondor
fcloud: Be Trail To Krondor
NUTSOFODEN: always and always will be. they cant choose not to sponsor
KeytarCat: @YeetTheRich_ "This game is AMAZING" -- Adam, 4 minutes into the next chapter probably :P
YeetTheRich_: probably yes
kalateth: @JonnyGlitch well they kinda spoil the ending in the bloody title...
wickaboxet: A card of kingdoms
JonnyGlitch: possibly?
LarkSachrosis: It's High Fantasy, there's gonna be 30 chapters of futzing around and 3 chapters of intense *plot*.
elynne: maybe?
djalternative: probobibly
elynne: there we go
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JonnyGlitch: Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar Trilogy is awesome, Janny Wurts Quintilogy is just as good. After that it gets... complicated
RandomTrivia: THE BITS! THE BITS! THE BITS!
thatjerkherc: :)
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thatjerkherc: Have a great night
NotCainNorAbel: benginTry
KWardJenx: Thank you!
laikagoat: fionaGoat
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elynne: thank you and goodnight!
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lamina5432: gnight
djalternative: Now we wait for the Paul Call
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sithenin: !updog
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djalternative: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh good that is my favorite flavor of pancake
djalternative: that doesn't sound like it'd be a good comander
The_Color_Twelve: yay
djalternative: we are opening the !box to build the commander decks, right?
zuchen_120: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
YeetTheRich_: good play paul
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
FacelessManAboutTown: Night Paul
Fire_Summoner: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
zuchen_120: showstopper resolves
HundreydAundre: Good Games.
The_Color_Twelve: lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Heh
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Mattmitchell45: Does Showstopper have Split Second?
NotCainNorAbel: Paul with the win
corefluxx: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
NotCainNorAbel: no effects before damage :(
DeM0nFiRe: I just looked up the art for showstopper. Wow how many cards have someone straight up beheaded in the art
Radyin: !card showstopper
LRRbot: Showstopper [1BR] | Instant | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls."