beowuuf: I really appreciate how, like it's namesake Doki Doki Club, Can't Draw Horses Club starts off seeming like one thing (a chill art stream) and only slowly reveals itself as the horror ARG it really is :p Also sergeHi chat
TehAmelie: wow, it is an ARG
TehAmelie: everyone drawing along
beowuuf: cori knows game building :p
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: creating something permanent beyond the stream tape itself
TehAmelie: sup
beowuuf: hey txc2 :)
TXC2: hi beowuuf
beowuuf watched tehamelie then do an imposter kill a la graham in among us
TehAmelie: err
TXC2: no killing in chat please, it very hard to mop up digital blood
beowuuf: apparently not given how quickly the bodies disappear in among us :p
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: in among us last wednesday, they were using proximity chat so characters could hear each other in game if they were close enough. One round when graham was the imposter, he'd just give this nice little 'sup' then kill people.
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
CasterMilo: I have wanted to be on some streams in the passed but this is probably the only one Id be qualified for
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club will involve underwater horses. Tune in to find out which kind with @apsalar and @Azralorne! 📷 ||
beowuuf: I missed how close to 0s cori started the stream, but I'm assuming dead on :p
corianderd: no it was a little slow
TXC2: tsk tsk, you're slipping Kappa
CaptainSpam: HORSE
Azralorne: oooooooo
TehAmelie: ooh, i found the opposite of the "congration you done it" cake. might be useful today
TXC2: good cake
beowuuf: cake inception, gift cake to itself for being very cool
abslomdaak42: HORSE
TehAmelie: horsies!
TXC2: Here we GO!
riking27: intro is so good
beowuuf: aww, but i want to believe it was 0s corianderd!
TXC2: good old sound pinned to 100% again :p
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beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: Hello Cori
TXC2: Hello Az
cuttlefishman: It's Az
beowuuf: something will sppear drawn on the media chosen....
Simonark: I have shape, ability and gender, I feel seen.
johnalogue: The horse is live?
beowuuf: hi az!
NojhLivic: Cylons?
TXC2: I Want pictures, pictures of horses!
cuttlefishman: Cori, I want pictures of Spiderman
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aiamethyst: can't wait to see all the plans
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pygmybean: hello all i hope youre ready for hORsE
beowuuf: hey pygmybean! i'm sure we are all hoping for a horse today... :p
pygmybean: big ready
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cuttlefishman: Is the topic horse
beowuuf: we are beyond ready and looping around to r e a d y
josh___something: Hello friends! PrideLionHey
MTBoot: I know she said "8 of pentacles" but my brain can't stop hearing "I did ate a tentacle"
TehAmelie: seahorses?
TXC2: horses?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
johnalogue: Seahorses?
NojhLivic: A horse of the sea?
abslomdaak42: Oh no.
TehAmelie: yikes
johnalogue: oh no
TXC2: Sea if you can
pygmybean: oh boy
Arikell: It's drowning...:(
Elspeth_Tirel: Hippocamp?
Dragoknight101: :O
Durzostarfire: Hello I cannot draw horses and was told this was a club I should join
TehAmelie: cow juice. . .
beowuuf: it's like a cross between a centaur and a seahorse, with the body of a human and the tail of a fish....
TXC2: Damn you for that joke cori :D
Elspeth_Tirel: Now if the only thing I can draw is horses can I still hang out with the club
josh___something: This is... a fun slideshow XD
TXC2: hello Durzostarfire welcome
TehAmelie: i think that model was wearing skin tone socks
pygmybean: yes this is an inclusive stream @elspeth_tirel
AlienNanobots: rude
johnalogue: I mean if you lived underwater you wouldn't want to be alone, right?
MTBoot: Do not pet the horse
TXC2: this Fursona
beowuuf: there is a famous huuuuge kelpie scultpure in scotland
cuttlefishman: why the long face
Elspeth_Tirel: So furries existed before Deviantart I see
beowuuf: the see ...a horse!
MTBoot: but what about Horsea
TehAmelie: but fishes aren't real
beowuuf: LOL
josh___something: This is beautiful XD
cuttlefishman: blaseball
TXC2: is the Sea horse a vertebrate?
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tabbyphobos: CDHC is the best chaotic drawing stream on twitch
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beowuuf: this presentation needed nothing further, it was perfect
josh___something: And back to blaseball XD
pygmybean: snapple caps got nothing on this stream
josh___something: Lootcrates needs to hurry up on the lore TBH
CaptainSpam: Mermaids are super handy for those times when you just don't feel like drawing legs! lrrAWESOME
cuttlefishman: What should we look for in a seahorse illustration
josh___something: Namerifeht is TheFireMan backwards!
TXC2: yeap that was a bunch of words Cori Just said
josh___something: CSp good, very useful
beowuuf: hey pygmybean, since you've asked in the past, here's the twitter for az if you're not already fgollowing. you might recognise one of the retweet posts :p
TXC2: horses are shocking good at swimming
abslomdaak42: "The adventures in horses that swim" ... Like, we're adventuring inside of them? Kinda gross, ngl.
TXC2: is it about how Horses legs are actually fingers?
beowuuf: the four horseshoes give them amazing luck, they all just co-incidentally were taught when younger
Abavus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Abavus: 44 months! That's as many as horses have ribs!
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Yakkers221B: Hey folks, how's things
TXC2: Hello Yakkers221B welcome
beowuuf: so far so good :)
pygmybean: today is mermaids @yakkers221b
cuttlefishman: Only 44 horses have ribs
pygmybean: horse with rib is rare drop
Durzostarfire: or maybe 44 ribs have horses
beowuuf: i mean your first anything isn't perfect, we improve with the second onwards :p
noSmokeFire: mom says it's MY turn with the ribs
Abavus: I'm gonna go ahead and own up to writing a lrrGARBO sentence
pygmybean: how many rib does a hippocamp have
beowuuf: it gave so many people joy so don't you dare abayus!
pygmybean: if 44 horses have 44 ribs between them how many hippocamp can swim in lake michigan?
Abavus: turns out English is not my first language
Styxseus: Good eveni-Oh! THINGS are happening!
TXC2: I don't think English is anyone first language :p
TXC2: Hello Styxseus welcome
beowuuf: why is ian trying to pass off photography as drawing? for shame
pygmybean: english isnt a language its a puzzle
Styxseus: Hey TXC2 o/ Thanks :D
pygmybean: this is an MCR cd cover
elmyra23: hi folks
pygmybean: helloo
beowuuf: english was cobbled together by three drunk europeans who couldn't agree on anything :p
TXC2: hello elmyra23 welcome
beowuuf: good colours? on this channel?
Arikell: only three beowuuf?
pygmybean: there is no such thing as color theory, only rage.
johnalogue: @beowuuf there were a lot more europeans and drunk probably doesn't begin to describe it
noSmokeFire: hippos, the closest analogue to a hippocampus, are kind of clay-colored
LordChrusher: Hey
beowuuf: arikell: only three conscious ones, but i'm sure the drunken burbling of their many sleeping friends was heavily used to settle arguments
TXC2: Hello LordChrusher welcome
noSmokeFire: webbed hooves
LordChrusher subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
LordChrusher: Manny months
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beowuuf: wait, is cori sneaking us in to wobblehorses?
tabbyphobos: shrimp tail horse
TXC2: "but hippos don;t lay eggs!" "What did you just see Lisa?"
beowuuf: plattiphorse
tabbyphobos: you have to art before you can horse
beowuuf: it's *can't* draw horses club, we would be dissappinted if this started perfectly
inconsideratehat: It's already gorgeous. A proper sea-mare.
josh___something: Jokes on you, I experience an existential crisis everyday!
TXC2: everyday? amateur, try ever hour :p
LordChrusher: Spring has finally arrived in Sweden
asthanius: A kelpie?
Yakkers221B: What would a fish centaur look like?
beowuuf: ^
IbunWest: A horse, of course.
Styxseus: My instinct says, 'seahorse' but I'm guessing thats not it
TehAmelie: is it one third of each or half horse?
Rujasu: What's the difference between a mermaid and a werefish?
Trahas: so a seahorse?
tabbyphobos: human torso and head, horse arms, fish fin
asthanius: Centaur, but the back half is a fish tail
johnalogue: A meremare?
TXC2: horse head, Human Torso, Fish fillpers
Trahas: a random Ian appears
Yakkers221B: I'm on the plan of "have some arms sticking haphazardly out of the torso"
johnalogue: *mermare
TehAmelie: the horse torso, or horso
SneakySquid1263: that's not a horse, that's a cow Kappa
tabbyphobos: cow is just milk horse
johnalogue: @SneakySquid1263 cows are just horses with a tankier loadout for support roles
asthanius: That is a bad sentence @tabbyphobos
TXC2: Big mood there Cori
asthanius: Thank you
SneakySquid1263: @johnalogue yes LUL
LordZarano: Half horse, half human, half fish, all horrifying
beowuuf: in honour of james's home stream, rip cow, the horse o7
johnalogue: @tabbyphobos horses can also produce milk
tabbyphobos: @asthanius I live to serve
beowuuf: *now* its happening to all of us
Styxseus: Hmm, so either, very much like a mermaid with a seahorse bottom, or some lovecraftian horror blend of fish, horse and person.
LordZarano: Our good friend Beizer
beowuuf: styxseus: i'm thinking the latter after last week
richard_ermen subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
richard_ermen: 39 Months? That's as much as three times thirteen! Math! And seahorses ^^
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LordZarano: *Bezier
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TXC2: "acquired"
beowuuf: laundered, perfect
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asthanius: Probably space or enter
johnalogue: @Styxseus to be fair, I think anything that looks like it could be either from the sea, from a foreign country, or poor would count as lovecraftian horror. Lovecraft was...
Styxseus: Ah, I had one of those versions for a while ;D
TXC2: johnalogue nope nope, shutting that down now, we do NOT need to go there :p
Styxseus: @johnalogue Yeah..
johnalogue: @TXC2 Yeah, deliberate trail off there. Also, math.
TXC2: johnalogue lrrHEART
LordZarano: Is there a difference between a horse-mermaid and a centaur-fish?
johnalogue: I'm tired and my brain connects things easier right now
asthanius: Real pens have curves
TXC2: LordZarano that sounds like the kind of question that causes Religious Schisms :p
LordZarano: That's a quote for life really, "It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with" - Az
asthanius: @lordzarano is there a difference between green black beans and black green beans?
TheMerricat: afternoon chat, how goes the not drawning horse?
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
TehAmelie: ooh, can we put it int he quote bot? if Az wants
pygmybean: why do my horse faces always look like aligators
johnalogue: @TheMerricat horse not being drawn, instead an aquatic variation of the equestrian
TheMerricat: Whether you have black green beans or green black beans, I feel like you shouldn't try to eat them, without any other context.
pygmybean: I'm not doing well lol
johnalogue: @pygmybean Aligators are just rough horses with tiny legs
pygmybean: armored horse
johkmil: They’ll have to walk a fine line to avoid drawing a horse here.
TXC2: !addquote (Az) [now] It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with.
LRRbot: New quote #7601: "It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with." —Az [2021-05-10]
beowuuf: can we plant the green black beans to grow mermaid horse friends? or at least a sea beanstalk to lead us to their magical land?
beowuuf: !quote az
LRRbot: Quote #1542: "Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst." —PC Gamer Magazine
Styxseus: :D
beowuuf: wait, what?
asthanius: MagAZine
beowuuf: lol, wow, magazine nm
EvilBadman: I only appreciate non-az weirdness
beowuuf: tail exists as a creation on the screen
tabbyphobos: Alex taught us that you're not copying you're studying
TXC2: Peej is here for all of us, Like Jesus Kappa
pygmybean: seashell bra horse!
pygmybean: AZ I LOVE IT
Styxseus: A webbed hoof..?
asthanius: Platyfoot
tabbyphobos: platyped
EvilBadman: I'm actually purposefully not in the room enjoy the view of my chair. :p
asthanius: Sounds like a LRL game
johkmil: Someone could probably find a weird skull for you.
TXC2: yeap, Challenge chat, see how that goes :p
pygmybean: i have several skulls in my house we could use
LordZarano: Don't forget the venomous spines on your platypus foot!
Trahas: @Vyous wtf is that?
Styxseus: ooo, I like that skull
Lord_ZYRK: Isn't that a giraffe?
Vyous: @Lord_ZYRK It is
tabbyphobos: the important part is that it still scans as a mermaidhorse
beowuuf: the internet has failed me, i typed 'perfectly norml skulls' and got perfectly normal skulls.... and a picture of worf...
TehAmelie: ducks are the most comedic animal, according to surveys
LordZarano: Drawings of elephants by people who had never seen elephants were FANTASTIC
TXC2: beowuuf :D
TehAmelie: platymoose
tabbyphobos: platypod
josh___something writes down platypede
Lord_ZYRK: Platos
johkmil: Platuspede?
pygmybean: pixar mom ass mermaid horse
josh___something: XD
Styxseus: :D
josh___something: DUMPTRUCK mermaid horse
Lord_ZYRK: Y'know, like Platos Cave, which everyone thinks is a philosophical allegory, but is actually just a hole with several platypus in it
pygmybean: do you have a commercial drivers licence for that dumptruck ass
tabbyphobos: whale tail mermaid horse
MaygeKyatt: Just got here, whose screen are we seeing?
TXC2: so it's Ariel needs legs?
TehAmelie: i have an unreasonable dislike of mermaid art where they clearly painted a person with human legs wearing a fake tail
beowuuf: O.O
pygmybean: whale
TXC2: MaygeKyatt the big screen is Az's
pygmybean: knee?
beowuuf: az is the main screen, with cori's in the corner
johkmil: The Nøkk/Nix used to turn into a horse in order to lure youths into lakes and ponds. Now I understand how they managed to do that.
tabbyphobos: realtalk though, does Ariel's fishtail transition look like a fish mouth to anyone else?
TehAmelie: such good horsies
RandomTrivia: Drink plenty of water, everyone, or you'll brush yourselves hoarse lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: now the game truly begins
RandomTrivia: Welp
josh___something: Cori might want to know about lasso fill :p
josh___something: yes
beowuuf: to create a horse, one simply cuts out the green crap that isn't a fish horse
Styxseus: Lasso fill is that tool I did not know that I needed
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Brand new episode of TTC is ready for your enjoyment! WotC dropped a whole TON of news on us last week, so Graham, Cameron, and Nelson are here to make sense of it all for you! ||
TXC2: google it to find the reddit thread about it Kappa
RandomTrivia: Cori being very lasso faire here lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: Lasso Phil, a pleasant gentleman of the Hampshire Phils
pygmybean: Lasso Phil 😆
RandomTrivia: Lasso Phil is the cousin of Content-Aware Phil, right :D
TXC2: Come on down to Lasso Phil's
johnalogue: @RandomTrivia Content-Aware Phil has no relatives, for he was always.
iris_of_ether: Sphinx horse now
beowuuf: locks as in canals or lohs as in scottish lakes? clearly that's the only two definitions
beowuuf: *lochs
TXC2: wouldn't a horse sphinx be a Leocampus?
abslomdaak42: Random Ian cameo.
beowuuf: witchpunk is the new asthetic
Ed25519: "pumpkin witch"?
RobotInProgress: Punk Witches!
ContingentCat: how about like gill frills like how axolotl have on their cheeks
TehAmelie: or antifa
SquareDotCube: congrats in making a new genre, "Witchpunk"
TehAmelie: though there is a lot of overlap
RobotInProgress: Dope, I'd call them Dope
iris_of_ether: Punk-mo?
beowuuf: witchpunk? dispunk
ContingentCat: there's hippy witches too
TXC2: it is now
beowuuf: if it wasn't before it is now
DeM0nFiRe: lmao "is halloween just witchpunk?"
johkmil: There are mythological sea-creatures with bishop’s hats, so underwater witches should be fine
RandomTrivia: Steampunk, except all the retro-futuristic technology is powered by witchcraft instead of steam
RandomTrivia: I'd read about that.
johnalogue: I feel like witchpunk would be a lot more elaborate than the kinda vague aesthetic of halloween
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Is Halloween just witch-punk?
LRRbot: New quote #7602: "Is Halloween just witch-punk?" —Cori [2021-05-10]
TehAmelie: Paul theorizes anything "-punk" just means the thing is more powerful than in real life
pygmybean: take a look at that snout
SquareDotCube: We need professional consultation... Where's TQ?
pygmybean: nooot
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
beowuuf: Now Kiss Horses Club, the stream cross over we never knew we needed
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
noSmokeFire: which punk?
RandomTrivia: It has become a Pop Art Horse!
iris_of_ether: The first mane hair lock made me wonder: anglerfish?
ContingentCat: which punk?
DeM0nFiRe: I think theoretically the -punk suffix is supposed to involve some kind of focus on shady underground or law-skirting etc. But I think it often just means "there
EvilBadman: is this the Wales flag
DeM0nFiRe: "there's a lot of whatever isd before teh punk"
beowuuf: *here's* the colour scheme we were craving :p
TXC2: EvilBadman thems fighting words! Kappa
noSmokeFire: this is a pride flag for mermaids
LordZarano: ~whichcord
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DeM0nFiRe: But like cuberpunk usually very much focuses on dystopian aspects of a futuristic society, but like steampunk doesn't usually
beowuuf: lol
iris_of_ether: Big seahorse energy here
iris_of_ether: Actually wait, now it's just Aqua Jar-Jar Binks.
beowuuf: wow, that's such a cool chaining of bots, but now i realise malc has access i'm sudden;y not surprised
Lord_ZYRK: I thought Jar-Jar Binks was Aqua Jar-Jar Binks
RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether I hate how right you are
abslomdaak42: Who's that Pokémon?
LordZarano: GG Phil, GG
josh___something: area scaling makes it overfill by x pixels which is a GODSEND
beowuuf: if you walked in an enchanted water world and saw jar-jar in a jar-jar, would you let him out?
iris_of_ether: @Lord_ZYRK You're also not wrong. Double Aqua?
johkmil: Everyone knows that giant long-necked leopard-spotted camels with long tongues and horn-like growths on their heads are merely myths!
Lord_ZYRK: iris_of_ether Jar-Jar Hoers
pygmybean: mare-ly myths?
RandomTrivia: Hammerhead Seahorse? :D
tabbyphobos: Cori's seahorse looks like a mockup of a back window sticker
SquareDotCube: Fabio Fabio Binks
asthanius: That's just long Jar Jar Binks
SilverBramble: "it's not read until I like it" i feel that in my bones
johkmil: Now crash a goose into it
asthanius: is Jar Jar Binks a space horse?
TXC2: "come Fabio, let us show them the meaning of fabulous"
beowuuf: johkmil: ah, now the english 'are you having a giraffe' for 'are you saying something funny' makes sense :p
Lord_ZYRK: iris_of_ether oh, or a Merbinks
malc: beowuuf: lol
iris_of_ether: @Lord_ZYRK I am glad I was not sipping my soda when I read this
iris_of_ether: @asthanius Space Horse: Course to Course?
pygmybean: i think i put my horses bra in the wrong place
abslomdaak42: That horse-mermaid's smug aura mocks me.
ContingentCat: see horses? where?
TXC2: Maths AND sea horses, We've got it all here at loading ready run
FuzBubbles: Does that Merhorse have human boobs?
Styxseus: it's this a good time to recommend the Alpha Lock option for the layer?
RandomTrivia: @FuzBubbles Unknown, but it *is* wearing a human bra
johkmil: Hippocampodes?
Lord_ZYRK: Frankly if you don't think horses have badonkadonk, you've never seen a real horse
beowuuf: @FuzBubbles i think the better quest is why do humans have seahorse boobs
TXC2: who wouldn't want to smooch a sea horse?
pygmybean: hagfish mermaid horse next
FuzBubbles: Lol @beowuuf !!
asthanius: Slimer is a master of disguise
Ed25519: Hair should be blond, *milk* should be blue.
noSmokeFire: noises make the horse go faster
beowuuf: it's the extra ideas escaping
SquareDotCube: but do you listen to Mouth Sounds?
EvilBadman: yes. yes you do. next question
noSmokeFire: eyes can go anywhere, really
Lord_ZYRK: Yes, and you must communicate to your tools what you need to have happen
beowuuf: perfect. in. every. way.
Lord_ZYRK: With mouth sounds
abslomdaak42: Don't worry, it's *perspective*
SquareDotCube: Fish horse just have big brain
noSmokeFire: you don't fight with your eyes? have I been doing that wrong?
TXC2: the horns or antlers
beowuuf: 44 ribs and 88 eyes, lovecraftian horror, the seamermare
Lord_ZYRK: What's this "we" business
beowuuf: ^
TXC2: 44 ribs, 88 eyes, all new from Outback Stakehouse Kappa
johkmil: Are there a narhorse — with a long spear made out of a twisted tooth?
RandomTrivia: Not sure if this question has been adressed yet, but uh... "Is seahorse big seadog?" lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: Structurally speaking, all teeth are a bit twisted
TXC2: RandomTrivia no we have those already with Seals
Piratical_tendancies: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
noSmokeFire: don't write checks I can't cash
beowuuf: as long as you draw the load bearing eyes first it's fine
Lord_ZYRK: I'm going to need some sources on that, Cori
asthanius: Good thing we can't make quotes
ContingentCat: we won't tell
TXC2: I'm funny exactly once a month
Invitare: sometimes Graham is in Chat
Invitare: and he's funny
EvilBadman: we're just here to put ourselves over, brother
DeM0nFiRe: Paul is funny in chat pretty often too
johkmil: If we just make a million joke attempts each, at some point we will all have been funny at least once.
beowuuf: <message deleted>chat uses the shotgun method to japs
TXC2: johnalogue that's how I do it :p
TehAmelie: we have learned the ways of joking from watching LRR a lot mostly
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Um, I assume you mean "jabs?"
TXC2: sorry that was for johkmil
abslomdaak42: There is a non-zero chance that everyone in this chat is funny.
iris_of_ether: I do love the hippocampi, though :3
beowuuf: @beowuuf wow, japes, not a good 'e' to miss :(
tabbyphobos: or japes?
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Light, sparkly, sometimes translucent
beowuuf: thanks mods!
noSmokeFire: diaphanous = translucent fairy clothing
asthanius: "(especially of fabric) light, delicate, and translucent."
elmyra23: I'm an actual published writer and I've no idea what that means either
Lord_ZYRK: What are we ELI5-ing? I missed it
Styxseus: Either with a soft eraser, or paint the background color above it?
pygmybean: swoooshy
johkmil: Translucent is still a big word!
pygmybean: XD
Styxseus: Hah :D
Anubis169: easy on the fast typing there beowuuf
asthanius: Opalescent is an art word!
TehAmelie: crepuscular, even?
noSmokeFire: opalescent is an artist word, not a writer word, obviously
teeyeezey: There is a thing here i'm not sure what it is but it is a thing
beowuuf: will do anubis!
Styxseus: My brain reads that as "Very thin"
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
noSmokeFire: no, sorry, I'm checking with the judges and they're saying diaphonous isn't an art word
asthanius: You're a fabric word!
asthanius: I'm sorry that was said out of anger
Lord_ZYRK: Opalescent is iridescent lrrBEEJ
LordZarano: Like sheer?
tabbyphobos: tulle
noSmokeFire: like a veil
RobotInProgress: Why not Cher?
pygmybean: big art words vs big science word
ContingentCat: why wouldn't you want it to be like Cher?
johkmil: Like the tool, shears?
abslomdaak42: Not Cher? I can't Believe this...
Jean_Jacques_EB: tuile is indeed a cookie
noSmokeFire: they make a lot of tuille on GBBO, can confirm
FITorion: I love the debate. Please continue
pygmybean: Cher is amazing
Jean_Jacques_EB: almond based most ofd the time
asthanius: Sheers? NORM!
TehAmelie: why do we need a thousand words for transparent
beowuuf: can it be mapped on to a cube?
Jean_Jacques_EB: also tiles
pygmybean: wtf is twill
Piratical_tendancies: twill
Solipsody: They're two different things.
Styxseus: Ah, shear clothing, you make holes in it so you can see through it.
pygmybean: t'will
iris_of_ether: Jethro Tulle?
RandomTrivia: CDHC is the most reliably entertaining trainwreck on the internet and you're all wonderful lrrHEART :D
HydraWiggins: tweeeeeel, twooool
pygmybean: its jethro twill omg
Lord_ZYRK: Wait, toile or twill?
ContingentCat: braven10PRISM
johkmil: Tool did have some good albums back in the day
pygmybean: Em' tulle
matthaus_c: does that make it a tool video
RandomTrivia: LUL
Styxseus: :D
beowuuf: and then we get back to perfect circle, where ndhc started :p
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol
abslomdaak42: I personally prefer simpler words, like anti-establishmentarianism
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ANameYouCanRead: looks like a plain weave, not twill
beowuuf: *cdhc
ElementalAlchemist: Why do you keep your tulle in the shed?
josh___something: XD\
RandomTrivia: Damn there is no way we can distil this whole farce into clips
RandomTrivia: :D
HydraWiggins: isn't that a james bond theme?
pygmybean: 😂😂😂😂
matthaus_c: break question, friends: is horse big dog
Lord_ZYRK: Right after these lung fills
TXC2: RandomTrivia I believe in you
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
beowuuf: can't draw horses due to laughing so hard club
pygmybean: no horse is not big dog, its big goat
tabbyphobos: goat is just lawn horse
TehAmelie: "i'm not the most diaphonous tool" in the shed is a line worthy of Klubb and Shlump
johnalogue: @pygmybean bears *are* basically just massive dogs
matthaus_c: goat is just lawn dog
TehAmelie: with the quotes in the right place especially
johkmil: Goat is actual Skyrim horse
beowuuf: dog has eyes, horse has eyes, dog has legs, horse has legs, i think we've conclusively proven that dogs are just far horses
tabbyphobos: man, I want to ride a goat in Skyrim
matthaus_c: all is goat in skyrim, so nothing is goat
pygmybean: i thought dogs were small bearm
Lord_ZYRK: beowuuf I have never heard of a dog laying eggs
LordZarano: Are horses deer, dear?
TehAmelie: of course, of course
pygmybean: horse is big goat, goat is small deer
matthaus_c: if you've never seen a dog egg you've never been around a dog for long enough at midnight
pygmybean: deer is skinny yak
johkmil: @beowuuf If we keep going down this line of logic, you’ll end up proving that your own mother is a small rock.
TXC2: Dog tend to lay big brown eggs
matthaus_c: horse is big small skinny yak?
beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK you need to watch last week's talking simulator with cori
pygmybean: the circle of life
beowuuf: @johkmil or maybe a far boulder?
pygmybean: yak horse deer goat
TehAmelie: remember that there's not even such a thing as a tree and become indifferent to taxonomy as it is a science for madpeople, that's my advice
LordZarano: bison?
pygmybean: bison fat yak
matthaus_c: aurochs?
beowuuf: horses walk along the side of canals, therefore horses are berms
pygmybean: aurochs is a myth dont give trick questions
johkmil: @beowuuf perhaps it is a large boulder the size of a small boulder?
TehAmelie: all things serve the berm
tabbyphobos: aurochs is dead yak, or crummy underwater soccer team
beowuuf: @johkmil I'll be sure and ask her tomorrow what perspective I've been looking at her in all this time :)
pygmybean: can mermaids pkay soccerm
LordZarano: buffalo.
TXC2: no they play polo
beowuuf: mermaids can play soccer but not football, sadly :(
pygmybean: marco?
matthaus_c: they also play marco
tabbyphobos: maybe basketball?
beowuuf: they find netball tasteless
pygmybean: merhorse is forbidden to play soccer. bison is a horse. dogs lay eggs.
matthaus_c: do mermaid play magic and if so do they goldfish
beowuuf: i'm glad we've arrived at sensible conclusions this break
pygmybean: meeting adjourned. drink water and stretch.
TXC2: well breaks are the only time we have to be productive like this Kappa
TXC2: and we're back
LordZarano: Presumably dogs have periods
TehAmelie: bean juice huh
beowuuf: yeah, once the stream starts we have to be 100% funny all the time
ContingentCat: sergeHeart good bean juice?
TXC2: LordZarano fun fact, they don't
matthaus_c: it was a completely normal conversation
beowuuf: as it's chat...a conversation
matthaus_c: completely normal conv-horse-ation
ContingentCat: in LRR chat? weird conversations? unheard of
LordZarano: @TXC2 Whaaat?
beowuuf: @matthaus_c sergeJustRight
matthaus_c: benginFingers
ContingentCat: ah, so a good enough bean juice
tabbyphobos: available bean juice
pygmybean: c+ graded bean juice
TXC2: LordZarano I'm fairly sure only humans have periods, most other animals go into heat
TXC2: or other mammals at least
pygmybean: #stopcori2021
matthaus_c: are humans the only mammal affected by the menstrual pains bug
TXC2: but if it has eyes, it'll look at us!
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure a friend of mine had a dog that menstruated, they had doggy diapers for her
beowuuf: #fullspeedcori2021eyes
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 cleaning the red smears off the furniture from my brother's dog would disagree
johnalogue: this is an upsetting but very informative conversation
RandomTrivia: benginTry
pygmybean: he's napn
matthaus_c: oh no
TXC2: very Zen
beowuuf: chat's motto has been found
aiamethyst: I thought the top bits were eyestalks
abslomdaak42: y e s
matthaus_c: the eye has a tongue
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
asthanius: mood
ContingentCat: perfect
beowuuf: the tongue is the lid of the eye
pygmybean: give it incredible animuu eyes
johnalogue: @aiamethyst looks like they're shrek ears
TXC2: "oh no, it's Handsome"
matthaus_c: the eye is the tongue of the soul
Durzostarfire: give it the anime side mouth
Mollylele: "Your horse makes me uncomfortable" should be the tagline of this show
matthaus_c: OH NO HE'S HOT
TehAmelie: Weird Horse Soul, a strange new fist art
pygmybean: *squidward* oh no hes hooooooooot
pygmybean: damnit @matthaus_c lol
ContingentCat: I think you've had some be hand-some
asthanius: I just realized what Cori's horse reminds me of: a topographical map
matthaus_c: great minds @pygmybean lol
josh___something: Cori, the outline feature is under the thumbnail btw (the hollow circle)
TehAmelie: is it a horse hair brush?
johnalogue: it can't be handsome it doesn't have even one hand much less "some" of them
pygmybean: this line quality is styalized and interpitive
asthanius: real artists get paid?
RobotInProgress: But you are a real artist~!
ElementalAlchemist: A real artist? Making money?
libraryrulesrule: are these seahorses?
josh___something: Cori, this was already art
johnalogue: if this creature has opposable thumbs to be handsome, we're all living on borrowed time
pygmybean: its a lie real artists dont get paid either. were all broke
TXC2: surely a real artist Draws money? Kappa
beowuuf: "Lasso Phil had an old soul, his eyes just seemed to see in to my very being, I tried to be koi but there was no escaping his raw magnetism..."
ContingentCat: e v e r y t h i n g
TehAmelie: why does that sound like the opening line of The Horse Whisperer?
UndergroundXp80: Happy little horses
pygmybean: the saga of lasseau Phil continues
TXC2: beowuuf "I tried to be koi" you sonofabitch :D
beowuuf: @TXC2 thank you! :p
asthanius: A flat televison
asthanius: or a large phone
ContingentCat: fancy
Lord_ZYRK: Cool cheeseboard
pygmybean: what kind of tablet is that Az?
SquareDotCube: it's either a Wacom or Huion
ContingentCat: and art mechine
kusinohki: @TXC2 sounds fishy....
TXC2: asthanius same thing these days
pygmybean: tyty
beowuuf: i do like how floaty the hair is
Lord_ZYRK: "They all float down here" - horsehair, probably
TXC2: what can Cori do to help concentrate lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
ContingentCat: you'll know after this
asthanius: Do you have a face while you concentrate?
kusinohki: concentrate too hard to find a mirror
TXC2: I legit can not stand the sound of my voice being recorded
beowuuf: lrrbot really knew what they meant when they said that...
Piratical_tendancies: the internet was a mistake
kusinohki: I heard a recording of my voice once. stopped speaking for a month
beowuuf: yeah, 'real' voice bad
ContingentCat: I prefer Cori's take
beowuuf: kathleen uses will and bloodymindedness to get past things like that
johnalogue: I mean the "inner voice" is devoid of any kind of sound, it's just the word information
Lord_ZYRK: Your brain doesn't get the moistness
beowuuf: it's the same way she can't be speechjammed
LordZarano: I think therefore this is my voice
ContingentCat: yeah my weird mouth makes sounds that my brain cancels out and I hate hearing it
beowuuf: chat is chat for a reason :p
TXC2: what I want to know is if my inner voice sounds the same now as when I was a child, 'cause I did NOT think in a high pitch child voice :p
EvilBadman: cheerwhal500 The bits are coming from inside the house
EvilBadman: <3
TXC2: the irony
ElementalAlchemist: CATTE
abslomdaak42: Kitty cameo!
EvilBadman: I gave G a Tachikoma, yeah
asthanius: KIT
Juliamon: CATTE
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
Piratical_tendancies: KAT
beowuuf: bring bad orange smoked pork hair dye
johnalogue: the inner voice is soundless
ContingentCat: katesLoaf !!!
asthanius: ORANGE KIT
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
beowuuf: *back
Styxseus: <3
pygmybean: CAT
johnalogue: kitty
beowuuf: kitty!
TXC2: is it going out of style, or are all the hairdressers still closed? :p
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT
ContingentCat: what is baby's name?
pygmybean: BABY
riking27: i haven't redyed my hair because pandemic hairdresser means shared air
TXC2: also Kitty
EvilBadman: Baby name is baby
riking27: 🐱
kusinohki: first name "fur"?
tabbyphobos: I dyed my hair in retaliation for being laid off. then people were LOOKING at me. so I dyed it back.
Piratical_tendancies: B-A-B-Y, Baby
Lord_ZYRK: If you want to go against the trends you do your hair like that guy from The Prodigy
ContingentCat: katesLol oh I call my cat baby but he has another name too
abslomdaak42: Last name "driver".
TehAmelie: i'd watch him in a Baby Driver remake
aiamethyst: that's exactly why one of my cats name's is Kitten
EvilBadman: He's like 17
ggodopaste: I am late, who is guest?
TXC2: Hello ggodopaste Guest today is Az
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I thought that was a cat, guess it's a parrot
asthanius: Of course it's Janus LUL
beowuuf: @ggodopaste
asthanius: I never learned to breath stick-shift
beowuuf: @ggodopaste there were other links cori gave at the start of the stream but i don't have them
abslomdaak42: I don't wanna breath tho
TXC2: can breath in a none manual way?
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beowuuf: don't think about your breathing, chat
kusinohki: "yes, but what are they doing?"
Lord_ZYRK: *cocks gun* always have been
asthanius: Don't call us Revolting :(
beowuuf: darn, too quick
johnalogue: Chat is *always* revolting!
LordZarano: !chat
TXC2: "the chat is Revolting" "the certainly are"
abslomdaak42: The chat is definitely always revolting...
beowuuf: thanks cori :)
Lord_ZYRK: We're all drawing horses on the inside
RandomTrivia: Alright, I think I managed to distil the "most diaphanous Tulle in the shed" saga into like 2 minutes worth of clips... Sadly it won't help The Reel much, but some of it might
kusinohki: in your mind, there are 2 horses...
Lord_ZYRK: That's why it's important to eat your RDA of pencils
TehAmelie: draw horses or get drawn by horses, it's one way or the other
beowuuf: remember not to eat your RDA of pencils widthwise
TXC2: RandomTrivia Cori edits the highlights, so maybe she'll be self indulgent :p
RandomTrivia: Here's hoping :D I know she likes to build self-contained narratives into the highlights
TehAmelie: are they scales. . .of justice?
kusinohki: balanced scales or no?
Invitare: does Matt know this?
RandomTrivia: Oh so I need to pester Matt instead? lrrBEEJ
TXC2: does Matt know this
asthanius: So, you're gonna leave them by Matt's door and hope it all works out?
ContingentCat: I believe in Matt's abilities. Your highlights are great but you need rest too
beowuuf: yeah, i work in quality, my job is absolutely to make myself out of work
johnalogue: I mean it's important to run a resilient operation
beowuuf: never seems to happen though...
TXC2: I'm least replaceable Mod 'cause I do the PPR Clips Kappa
ContingentCat: other stuff? intreiging
beowuuf: i think you need to make sure the eyes and scales are balanced out....
kusinohki: "never be irreplaceable because then you'll never get promoted" (forgot who said that)
Banrael: It's a mish.. Or a mash?
beowuuf: great answer, next answer
TehAmelie: i remember this nurse who ran two floors at the hospital and quit when they wanted her to do more and they had to hire twenty people to replace her
Styxseus: Are those even mutually exclusive?
RobotInProgress: Imma go mammal, although we could have a poll
beowuuf: lrrPANIC
RandomTrivia: panicBasket ?
beowuuf: CurseLit panicBasket CurseLit
TXC2: I said lrrFINE
TehAmelie: i'm writing a picknick right now and you can't stop me!
beowuuf: lrrHERE
abslomdaak42: DON'T PANIC, as it says on the cover
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
johnalogue: @TehAmelie this is accurate to what I've heard from people who work in that industry. Hospitals are grotesquely mismanaged (for a lot of complicated reasons)
TXC2: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Wheeler's Yogi bear now?
josh___something: why is wheeler yogi bear XD
ContingentCat: he's smarter than the average bear
kusinohki: that sounds like a live bit...
josh___something: That's a dangerous proposition XD
TXC2: I feel like we've had a Kermit-off at Desert bus
johnalogue: throw down the...puppet?
TehAmelie: kermittle royale, if you will
ContingentCat: puts on my list of planned Desert Bus challanges
RandomTrivia: *Wheeler, distant* "Hands off my bit!"
kusinohki: I used to be able to do a really good grover/yoda, but can't anymore
ContingentCat: we care!
iris_of_ether: We care, Cori!
pygmybean: WE CARW
TXC2: Just say "you fool!" a lot, you'll get to Giblert soon enough
beowuuf: smash the mimic patriarchy! all the voices!
RandomTrivia: DO YOUR THING
CAKHost: *claps*
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Pls Wet.
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pygmybean: *gib the THING
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ContingentCat: over through the patriarchy with silly voices!
RandomTrivia: Nobody tells chat what to do!
kusinohki: *blinks twice*
LurkerSpine: I care about all Christopher Walken impressions
buemmschaf: we have been strongarmed of our own free will!
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrCORI lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's not here, so no we are not seabatTROG
Durzostarfire: I think chat is the bully
beowuuf: we are 150% not being bullied
RandomTrivia: benginLol
empyreon: 10/10
johnalogue: we're definitely the bullet in this situation
abslomdaak42: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
pygmybean: great! now say "not the bees"
RandomTrivia: Amazing
beowuuf: umm, ok, *now* i think we were just assaulted though :p
codl_: spot on
RandomTrivia: It's like he's in the room with us!
EvilBadman: It's like I'm here with the star of face/off
Piratical_tendancies: benginLol
TXC2: :D
RandomTrivia: CORI
beowuuf: john travolta?
tabbyphobos: you went full Seinfeld
empyreon: LUL
iris_of_ether: You went full Seinfeld
ContingentCat: katesLol
elkae: *Borat voice* The bees!
pygmybean: not the peas XD
beowuuf: just imagine edward woodward is very upset about bees....
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Ed25519: You've used the word "unfortunately" quite wrongly :)
CAKHost: With Aaagh also thrown in
ContingentCat: When did Nick Cage get here?
johnalogue: it's more frantic but you need context to get the level of cage that was unleashed when they put him in that...cage
beowuuf: we were promised a christopher walken too, i believe?
pygmybean: i have a nick cage face photoshopped onto a lobster body as my mousepad cover
kusinohki: uh, why does the mer-horse have a sea shell bra?
beowuuf: @kusinohki fashion
TXC2: kusinohki it needs athletic support
pygmybean: its called fashiom look it up
tabbyphobos: Az's merhorse looks like a coloring book page
TXC2: right I need to go wind down from all this excitement, so I'm off
beowuuf: at the scales hide wwww, which stands for 'what would wetward woodward do?
beowuuf: night txc2!
ardn93: Just tuned in. Hey, I thought was a no-horse zone! That is a lovely mer-horse, though.
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Az
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Invitare: should I highlight?
Juliamon: Goodnight TXC2
LurkerSpine: I don't think I could afford a ticket
beowuuf: highlight? that sound about right!
ardn93: I stand corrected!
abslomdaak42: Ticket?
pygmybean: hippocampi is large goat
beowuuf: it's the part that thinks about mermares
KeytarCat: Hippocampus/hippocampi! I do like hippos!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2! Take care
beowuuf: tick it? sounds like cricket!
johnalogue: The brain is just full of noodle tetris
LordZarano: hippocamptopodes
ContingentCat: yes
RobotInProgress: Seahorse colours
tabbyphobos: unless it's poisonous
beowuuf: ooooor, if it's very brightly coloured, then predators might assume it's poisonous or fabulous, either of which will mean it won't be attacked
RobotInProgress: Horse-esquire
Lord_ZYRK: Now you'll just have peanut shrapnel to deal with
pygmybean: P Horseman esquire
RandomTrivia: No Straight Lines? Junka, Bunka and Bam? lrrBEEJ
pygmybean: XD
beowuuf: imagine if you thought amy winehouses's back to black was ac/dc's back in black?
ContingentCat: katesLol sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Mangledpixel: morse gales?
pygmybean: horse club. gays and neigh neighs
LordZarano: "Valerie is a song by English indie rock band The Zutons... The song was later covered by Mark Ronson, with lead vocals provided by Amy Winehouse"
RandomTrivia: "For context, please watch this 3-hour stream where we go into GREAT detail" :D
ContingentCat: Have you not seen earlier weeks streams?
beowuuf: we have the best review of cdhc now :p
EvilBadman: Art is never finished, it is only abandoned
Styxseus: Alternate version horse on patreon? :P
Styxseus: I felt that @EvilBadman >_>
beowuuf: neightreon
johnalogue: I'd say the weird places the art goes is my favorite part but that would be a lie, because I'm super into the weird powerpoint presentation bits
tabbyphobos: it's not abandoned, it's just put down for a sec
EvilBadman: Blame nick trujillo, he's the one I heard say that
Durzostarfire: Are the seahorses gonna start an Only Fins?
RandomTrivia: @Durzostarfire ....... well played
FITorion: nom nom? shark thoughts
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kusinohki: horsey shark do do do do do
LordZarano: It looks like it's one of those color-rainbow-3D pictures that Ken Steacy did some of
pygmybean: only fins. dumptruck mermaid horses galore
TehAmelie: i predict google will see a radical upswing in the searches for "topless seahorse"
RobotInProgress: Goo Ash does not sound pleasant
pygmybean: hippocampi is just reverse fish centaur send tweet
beowuuf: The GWash won their home team's big game then tragically died, i saw it in that tv movie
abslomdaak42: And now it sounds like Rick and Morty talk.
josh___something: God, I wish I was fast enough to make full art in this timeframe
beowuuf: chat is not ready for the full thing
ContingentCat: Ooo
TehAmelie: does this look like chat is not ready for the full thing?
josh___something: glad the thumbnail is the dumptruck sea horse
Mai_Andra: Az original as what? xiv1Goob
SilverBramble: yay!
beowuuf: i know this really hurt and you don't want to come back....but what if colourful?
ContingentCat: just pretend they're going to come in for colours another day
beowuuf: oooh
beowuuf: no fear!
SK__Ren: Just showed up. A Kelpie?
josh___something: merging color layers isnt bad
beowuuf: water horse, kelpies were mentioned in the slide show at the start :)
josh___something: also, my lord that mermaid horse has such good colors
johnalogue: mine is not
johnalogue: No, my coffee is cold
Mangledpixel: resynchronize your chronosteric hyperforld
josh___something: fastpass on life sounds bad
johnalogue: Noope, very much reached cold through negligence
TehAmelie: coldbrew is the only coffee i like. with cream soda
Ed25519: Brewing into ice to make iced coffee is The Way :)
Mangledpixel: !findquote dirt
LRRbot: Quote #5545: "That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body." —Adam [2018-11-24]
johnalogue: Cold brew can be reaaaally good and I need to go back to making it
beowuuf: despite hearing serge discuss cold brews and cold brewing, i like to imagine him slowly hunting down all cold coffee drinkers anyway
TehAmelie: ha, more for us then
ContingentCat: I like fizzy in soda but not in just water
TehAmelie: that's why carbon dioxide is bad for lakes
LordZarano: I don't like plain carbonated water. Tastes too strongly of carbonic acid
johnalogue: I need to ask my brother how to make concentrate then just drink 50/50 liquid caffeine rocket fuel/milk all day long
Durzostarfire: so its the "tail end" of this segment
ContingentCat: good news about tattoos, they auto save
pygmybean: hehee
beowuuf: @ContingentCat lol
johnalogue: if 50/50 sounds very diluted, let me say I also did not know it was possible for coffee to be *that* powerful
RandomTrivia: Every day
Durzostarfire: I dont question whether I'm sane,, I know I'm not sane
riking27: lol
KeytarCat: Today is like a half holiday for me (start of dead week at uni), so I'm getting through some whiskey I haven't had time for
TehAmelie: you can't spell "contrarian" without a lot of letters from Cori
beowuuf: lol
pygmybean: all cori commentary has dork implied in the subtext
Mangledpixel breaks
ContingentCat: yay messages
corianderd: who said that
corianderd: pygmybean!
corianderd: no your a dork
pygmybean: hehe! halo 😆
ContingentCat: @pygmybean most the time it's just in the text, no sub needed
pygmybean: 44 ribs per dork
beowuuf subs to cori's commentery
beowuuf: no, wait, *now* you tell me! :p
pygmybean: lol like and subtext for more Horses
LordZarano: !subscribe Cori's Facts
beowuuf: or less horses? i'm not sure how it works...
pygmybean: i think theres a net gain of horses
ImmortalLen: Doubt
Invitare: that's two Cori facts. You're spoiling us
beowuuf: x to doubt
KeytarCat: Cori was not put in this position to fool us
tabbyphobos: since you pulled your roots out of your pot
beowuuf: 16 digits of credit card...
johnalogue: I think this bot is missing the answers to the security questions
FITorion: Gia Online question threads...
beowuuf: less eyes than exprected :p
Lord_ZYRK: But they're the same horse???????
KeytarCat: Cori has: A mother with a maiden name; a street on which she grew up;
tabbyphobos: what a horse?
ContingentCat: So good
Lord_ZYRK: Oh wait, Cori's doesn't have the bra
pygmybean: *careless whisper*
KeytarCat: looks like it's saying OPOoooOO
abslomdaak42: beautiful
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing *needs* a bra
Styxseus: I feel like you could put this on a shield, like a heraldry symbol
ContingentCat: um
Ed25519: Its a Rodian mermaid :)
RandomTrivia: Pony "things"
KeytarCat: I don't have titties, and I could wear a bra
tabbyphobos: it's fashion, not function, cori
ContingentCat: It's entirely decorative
Juliamon: It's a fashion statement
EvilBadman: The drip???? Who are you
pygmybean: where do we put our merhorses in the discord
SquareDotCube: Anatomically, Az's are on the wrong place, but.... :p
abslomdaak42: They don't have the business? Well, they should have!
johnalogue: @SquareDotCube they're like eye spots on a bug's wings--a clever decoy to confuse potential foes!
Lord_ZYRK: FIsh do not have the business because they oppose the mechanisms of capitalism
RandomTrivia: If your blender is cooking your food, consider not using a 25,000V power line to run it
tabbyphobos: kelp hair kelp hair
pygmybean: remember the Iron Stomach challege?
KeytarCat: @tabbyphobos help care help care!
CAKHost: Orange maybe?
Lord_ZYRK: RandomTrivia blenders with a soup setting are supposed to cook, though
SquareDotCube: if your blender is baking, please do not ingest the renderings of polygons. :p
Styxseus: That sounds like a horrifying blender.. Like you turn it on and just, you see sparks in it? :P
TehAmelie: can you bake bread in a blender?
johnalogue: @Styxseus I imagine it's more like electrical resistance outputting heat in the same way an electric toaster or hairdryer works
LordZarano: That was the first main proof that heat is the movement of molecules, they built a really powerful blender/mixer and measured the tiny temperature change
TehAmelie: funky
Styxseus: That.. does make more sense, I was thinking more on the lines or monstrous force of friction :P @johnalogue
TehAmelie: i'd simply put the running blender in the oven
ContingentCat: oh definitly
beowuuf: they may not be believed
asthanius: "Man, I saw the most kissable horse in the ocean the other day"
ContingentCat: it's a very noteworthy horse
beowuuf: this definitely feels like a tier 3 'where the water tastes like wine' story
RayFK: I saw it
RayFK: (I don't know what it is)
iris_of_ether: I extra-love this horpse <3
CAKHost: I saw it happen but then it didn't happen so I'm just okay
PharaohBender27: katesLol
beowuuf: ars gratia artis
RandomTrivia: LUL
pygmybean: rule 1 of horse club: doug.
josh___something: its true
RandomTrivia: That is both technically correct and deeply upsetting
Lord_ZYRK: I'm feeling attacked
johnalogue: accurate
magical_writer: That's our secret. we're always sad.
Lord_ZYRK: Coriander Dickinson: Horse Boss
Styxseus: Is that like a gosh? gwarsh?
beowuuf: finger cylinders
BrowneePoints: That's called a Scarification Tattoo
johnalogue: "don't skip leg day" but it's a threat, not advice
pygmybean: press on horse legs. you can get them in the nail care isle at walmart
beowuuf: Gwash Blender was the alternative character name from that CYOA from a few weeks ago
pygmybean: i can't hear that word without thinking about Goofy saying *gosh*
josh___something: using the gouache brush with lower paint amounts is kinda like a gouache blender that puts down paint if needed
CAKHost: :C
beowuuf: Their GWallet was far too large to be sat on comfortably
josh___something: guess I'll die?
ContingentCat: what degree?
TehAmelie: horseboss don't need no man to carry her babies
TehAmelie: (seahorse jokes)
RobotInProgress: snap back to reality
CAKHost: I feel I should mention that both horses are just in some static water?
Lord_ZYRK: Oh fuck
Lord_ZYRK: this horse
josh___something: Beautiful XD
beowuuf: Az's hair reveals the water's movement
Traion subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
Traion: This looks suspiciously like horses! I know that can't be the case because only the darkest of magic can make a horse drawing
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abslomdaak42: Mom's spaghetti
beowuuf: nah, they're just mermaid centaurs
TehAmelie: red AND GREEN
abslomdaak42: The eyes are FULL ANIME
asthanius: Crimson, to more easily hide within the clouds of blood
josh___something: excusemeWHAT?!
BrowneePoints: Horseifer
EvilBadman: The Nightmare, that's the name
BrowneePoints: they call it Horseifer
johnalogue: Denver has a murderous horse statue?
beowuuf: denver? more like nenver!
TehAmelie: heiferifer?
Styxseus: Oh! I remember hearing about that thing
SurfDownstage: glub glub
Lord_ZYRK: Tail to fin, that's a horse
beowuuf: lol
CAKHost: I just found a youtube video of the Denver horse and I do not like the thumbnaile
EvilBadman: Still fairly sure that's the Wales flag
Traion: You are from Alberta Cori, if you tell me that is a horse I legally have to believe you
CAKHost: *thumbnail
LordZarano: That looks like medieval art
xerjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
xerjen: Yes. definitely a horse...
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abslomdaak42: Well, I think the name of the club still doesn't have to change...
Styxseus: Oh yeeeees
asthanius: Kawaii!
aiamethyst: I'm dying
Cepsys: love
TehAmelie: from proboscis to tail fin tip, that's a horse
josh___something: CSP is majestic XD
asthanius: Those are tear sparkles
Traion: Next Season on She-Ra. Switfwind learns to transform into this
asthanius: This horse has been crying
Styxseus: Vampire horse?
Lord_ZYRK: I just want it to go
abslomdaak42: p e r f e c t i o n
beowuuf: jacob would be pleased with this vampire horse
tehfewl: thats a good lookin mermaid/horse/kelpie
BrowneePoints: So Strahd von Zarovich's horse is female right? Since it's a Nightmare .... benginFingers
TehAmelie: hello darkness, my old friend
beowuuf: Name layers like kojima bosses. Line layer: The Struggle
pygmybean subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
pygmybean: squilliams horse fursona is amazing thank you for sharing your creative process
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EvilBadman: Who's that pokemon
beowuuf: Colour Layer: The Sweet Sadness
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints lrrWOW
josh___something: I always name my layers incomprehensible titles so it would be MORE confusing for me
BrowneePoints: So cori, what's the better mythological water horse, Hippocampus or Kelpie?
EvilBadman: I'm on a delay, az is eating up all my internet
Lord_ZYRK: Found the fake Can't Draw Horses Club fan seabatYIKES
RobotInProgress: I've accidentally made a human
BrowneePoints: That's the rich squid from Spongebob
johnalogue: Squilliam is the one whom Squidward is referring to in the infamous "oh no he's hot" quote
Lord_Hosk: It would depend, did they tell me they were squilliams? I would believe them if they told me. If someone else did, I would be like "ok... but Im leaving room you could be wrong"
pygmybean: I'm funny i swear! 😆
beowuuf: falkirk kelpies just to help balance out the denver horse
Lord_Hosk: Is squilliams pooping?
pygmybean: that's kelp you fool!
empyreon: ooooh the twisty one
beowuuf: kelp, kelp, i've fallen and i can't get up!
josh___something: drag layer onto the new layer button
Styxseus: ctrl+c, and ctrl+v works
josh___something: it dupes a layer like that
pygmybean: @beowuuf 😂 sealife alert
ElementalAlchemist: A square hole?
beowuuf: @pygmybean LOL
pygmybean: thems smoochin noots
beowuuf: cori concentrates on her drawing like it's done something wrong and she'll make it talk
TehAmelie: i can hear Pingu say "smooch noot" and it's super weird
pygmybean: lol pingu
TehAmelie: who else says noot?
patbaer: I get it.
ContingentCat: clearly
pygmybean: is noot not a popular word anymore? am i old?
beowuuf: LMAO
Lord_ZYRK: Ask and ye shall receive
ContingentCat: UM
ElementalAlchemist: Cori.
BrowneePoints: Jizz hop to be accurate I believe
beowuuf: and goodnight folks, we're done here
Lord_ZYRK: You cannot blame Cori for this
patbaer: Hi highlight reel
Lord_ZYRK: but you can blame George Lucas
beowuuf: when matt edits the highlight reel like you asked him to?
pygmybean: yep you did that to yourself friend. done stepped in it
BrowneePoints: Ope, sorry, Max Rebo and his Band are Jizz-Wailers*
Questhere subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Questhere: How do sea-horses run? They scallop.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Questhere! (Today's storm count: 15)
beowuuf: not better!
TheSeg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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Lord_Hosk: Much like Max wails out Jizz because he loves it
pygmybean: did you just Ope in a public forum @browneepoints
Lord_ZYRK: It's wearing green lipstick
Lord_Hosk: Max doesnt wear lipstick, thats sny
BrowneePoints: Look, I'm from Iowa, OPE is in our blood
beowuuf: see, Ian's Garolyng Dong suddenly doesn't seem so ridiculous
BrowneePoints: Gargolyng dong*
pygmybean: im a yooper you dont see me Ope'n in the open
pygmybean: *just giving you a hard time friend :3
beowuuf: lips are fine, just please no teeth! :p
Lord_ZYRK: Lips are a myth propagated by the L'Oreal
PharaohBender27: Oh no! Not lrrCORI 's horse license!
beowuuf: Can't Draw Horse's Mouths Club
beowuuf: yes, singular horse, multiple mouths
BrowneePoints: My fave dumb star wars names are Therm Scissorpunch, Mercurial Swift, the death sticks guy from Episode 2 (Elan Sleazebaganno), Lucas' Ep 3 cameo(Notluwiski Papanoida) and from the Clone Wars... Ima-Gun Di
johnalogue: you are, but not when they're a gift, I think
RobotInProgress: nah, thats just gift horse mouths
TehAmelie: some advanced hair dye
asthanius: Man, I haven't cut my hooves in a while
beowuuf: cori uing dirty tactics to win
beowuuf: *using
ContingentCat: oh god
pygmybean: horse has gecko fingers
asthanius: But fingernails ARE hair!
asthanius: They're made of keratin!
Lord_ZYRK: But what about the hairnails
empyreon: ~fairy fingers~
beowuuf: glowy prettyhorse
Traion: The police should care about your art crimes!
abslomdaak42: Horses need their hands... With their many fingers... With their many fingernails...
pygmybean: *weewoo* where is your horse licence!
abslomdaak42: They shouldn't... If they know what's good for them.
beowuuf: police asking questions, god is dead now and cori is the suspect
asthanius: Umbra?
Styxseus: Occlusion?
LordZarano: ambient occlusion?
BrowneePoints: Isn't that the way your skin scatters light?
Lord_ZYRK: My uncle says there is no occlusion seabatUseless
beowuuf: the occlusion rift game system, gottit
Styxseus: It's something like "when things bend away, they seem darker near the edges"
johnalogue: getting philosophical
asthanius: Checkmate, atheists
pygmybean: 😂😂😂
beowuuf: there can be no shadow without light
Lord_ZYRK: You heard her. Pay up, chat.
Lord_ZYRK: them*
PharaohBender27: So, Tennessee?
Lord_ZYRK: fuck, my bad NotLikeThis
LordZarano: A good year
pygmybean: alright. I'm out for now! see yall later
BrowneePoints: Seafloor is that plastic explosive stuff right?
ContingentCat: red
TehAmelie: sort of tan, rust, dust
micalovits: Dirt colour!
xerjen: pink?
MayTheProducer: @BrowneePoints LUL
amuseoffirebane: just got here, gotta say, these are some fine merhorses
SquareDotCube: go against the system! Make it bright orange!
MrsLlante: I mean, it's taken me a while to realise these are horse mermaids?! I mean, I have had little sleep and just woke up (from being in Australia) but I am surprised the length it took to realise that something wasn't quite right
MrsLlante: Maybe because they looks so awesome
Lord_ZYRK: Speed stippling
SquareDotCube: Spraycan time!
beowuuf: pretty hair is distracting
Lord_ZYRK: What do you mean "isn't quite right?" These are true-to-life horses
Styxseus: :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
empyreon: LUL
ContingentCat: whoops
DeM0nFiRe: Ok, start the stream over, take it from the top
beowuuf: ok, good practice
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
MrsLlante: hahaha i think it was more that i thought it was just a regular ol' mermaid
MrsLlante: took me a bit to see the horse
ElementalAlchemist: It can be a small hill
Styxseus: Ahh, adding some depth
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
beowuuf: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Pride169 thank lrHEART
BrowneePoints: Depends, what body of water is this,
MrsLlante: i like the dark
MrsLlante: it looks like one of those angler fish
Lord_ZYRK: ooh, aah, so mysterious
circusofkirkus: all we are is horse in the mist
Styxseus: Sea-horse the unseen
beowuuf: coming out of the mist, having just played myst
MrsLlante: nobody knows the mist-ake
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
beowuuf: perfect mouth, nice round arm shape
Niahlah: SingsNote No body knows.... the troubles I've seen.. SingsNote
circusofkirkus: probably require 30+ ultra balls to catch
Lord_ZYRK: I feel like this painting belongs in that warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. An image so beautiful that it would make god weep until their eyes melted shouldn't just be floating around unguarded.
beowuuf: art is abandoned not finished
MrsLlante: i love the star sparkles
aiamethyst: this has very lisa frank energy
Niahlah: a wild Waluigi has appeared??
FITorion: Az... the hair. I think you filled in a part that should be a hole to the background
MrsLlante: just horsing around
ElementalAlchemist: "sparkleby"
josh___something: this is majestic
MrsLlante: some my little pony energy going on
MrsLlante: do they get cutie marks?
iris_of_ether: We gone Full Rainbow Brite up in heres!
RandomTrivia: SO SPARKLY
FITorion: yes that spot! yay!
RocknGrohlNerd: I'am only hafl listening, are we making up the name for the horse?
Lord_ZYRK: Lisa Frank eat your heart out
beowuuf: LOL lrrFINE
TehAmelie: work up a healthy horse glow
beowuuf: n o c o n t e x t
ElementalAlchemist: That's because marketing isn't fun, Cori
PharaohBender27: Marketing, schmarketing Kappa
beowuuf: make them work for it and it will feel more valuable :p
Lord_ZYRK: Just post the image with seventeen links to
johnalogue: one is "Lisa Frank eat your heart out" and the other will eat Lisa Frank's heart out
MrsLlante: I'd love yours to have an angler fish dongle thingy Cori
Styxseus: So it IS a vampire horse! Glowing eyes, lurks in the mist? It all checks out!
beowuuf: thanks for the stream! thanks for guesting az!
Juliamon: Same as last time
Lord_Hosk: But they are going to choose where they are going to go
beowuuf: finishing the mound!
PharaohBender27: They're returning the the Faerie Mound!
ContingentCat: moee fairy mound
beowuuf: adam is wizard
TehAmelie: they passed on worried and warning, carried away by a merhorse shadow
beowuuf: wobblejesse? does she hatch from eggs?
RocknGrohlNerd: another episode, and I didn't draw one horse, I call it a success
DeM0nFiRe: Legally, Beej is allowed to play Betrayal at Krondor it's true
johnalogue: I need to watch the CYOA stuff after DB 2020's most auspicious experience
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: they didn't agree to this!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: o/ lrrHEART
MaygeKyatt: lrrHEART
empyreon: lrrHEART
beowuuf: and nbow, to sleep, perchance to dream...of mermares
LordZarano: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
beowuuf: lol
KeytarCat: !next
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