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Fanklok: I don't thnk Paul is a Statler
PharaohBender27: !next
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TheMerricat: So do we know, are we doing session 3 of Fairy Mound of Dragonkind or a new book?
DarkMorford: Almost
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh so close
Fanklok: Rumor was Fairy Mound
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I mean, it's the third time they've done it, but it's really second session for this run.
Fanklok: There was a perfect save point
PharaohBender27: Because the stream from over a year ago did the Bard route
saucemaster5000: One of these days I'm gonna tune in to these CYOA stream to just find them reading Sense and Sensibility
Fanklok: It's basically starting a new book
Sibwow: yeah we get a wizard now
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NightValien28: here we go
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Fanklok: Someone set up us the bomb
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vouru: any else want adam to do audio books for use to listen to?
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RomanGoro: And if you're not friend, hammers will fall
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DarkMorford: I think I have some leftover taco fixins in my fridge. That's probably good for dinner.
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam is back and prepared to go deeper into the Faerie Mound of Dragon Kind! Beej and Paul are also here. 📷 ||
beckett_brass: @Arclight_Dynamo Hello. Wlcome to rollign dice.
electra310: Auspicious CYOA!
beckett_brass: I swear I can type today.
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Fanklok: Legally distinct CYOA
hexy_lexy: can yall tell that im in an exceptionally loving mood today? cause, yeah
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djalternative: hola chat
Arclight_Dynamo: @beckett_brass Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'...
wynternyghtynggale: ready for more teleporting shenanigans
electra310: I forgot that this was tonight, so I'm very excited. :D
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy I mean, I should hope that, you, as well as everyone else, is always in an exceptionally lovign mood.
fry72wastaken: What is this
Mcgwee: wizard times!
Sarah_Serinde: I should rewatch Road Quest4
djalternative: more vaguely erotic faerie mounds
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xantos69: Hello all you wonderful folks!
onethousandneedles: seems just like last week when adam said we'd revisit this in a year. absolutely wild how fast time flies Kappa
azraelchimera: ALL THE TELEPORTATION!! :D
wynternyghtynggale: i may or may not have made jello shots for this tonight.....
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djalternative: @wynternyghtynggale nice
beckett_brass: @wynternyghtynggale Just remember to be safe lol.
hexy_lexy: @beckett_brass folks dont have to be in a loving mood to be valid and appreciated
PharaohBender27: @wynternyghtynggale katesLol
electra310: Mmm, I should make some irish coffee
saucemaster5000: @wynternyghtynggale nice. One for every teleport?
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JqlGirl: @hexy_lexy Hello friend. Hope you're well. <3
Fruan: Oh, are we back on this nonsense today?
TheMerricat: @fry72wastaken we'll be following along as Adam plays Fairy Mound of Dragonkind, with Beej and Paul providing color commentary. The book is an old Choose your own Adventure like game from TSR, the company that published/created Dungeon and Dragons
PharaohBender27: Have to abstain from the drinking games myself since I got my second shot today, and you're supposed to not drink the day of, from what I've read :p
gualdhar: who's ready to goof off in the fairy mound??!?!
Fanklok: @electra310 So drinking whisky out of a coffee mug beccause all the glasses are dirty?
electra310: Drink it from a shoe?
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Sunmare_Dragon: im prepaid
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Trust me, from seeing the possible side effects in others, it's smart not to drink after the second shot regardless of what they say.
LurkerSpine: hell yeah more books
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Thanks!
Ham_Hamilton: fairy mound! fgsHype
vouru: bewt way to salvage my monday night
ElementalAlchemist: aw yes this song
HorusFive: FaerieMound NG+ I'm totally on board
lirazel64: Wheee!
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xantos69: Im drinking tea. whats our drinking game?
EscherichiaCole: Hi chat!
electra310: I can't drink much because I have to be up every two hours to feed my foster kitten, but just a teensy bit in a coffee is nice. :D
p_johnston: hey
Fanklok: I'd call it "Please insert disc 2" more than NG+
beckett_brass: @EscherichiaCole Hello. Welcome to rolling dice.
Cunobelenos: Hey Erika!
PharaohBender27: @xantos69 Presumably take a drink every time Adam gets teleported
NightValien28: I am not ready
wynternyghtynggale: @xantos69 everytime we get teleported
NavelWarfare: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Jondare: Oh dang, didn't know we were gonna get even MORE Mound, so haven't finished the first episode
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @EscherichiaCole !
Alahmnat: woo, *just* in time!
electra310: I definitely fell asleep watching Beej play Krondor
BusTed: Evening all.
Fruan: @xantos69 That sounds dangerous
vouru: my body is read.
Mr_Whyt: i am prepared
hexy_lexy: @NavelWarfare &U
gualdhar: ugh, I can't make this Visual Studio error go away and it's making me crazy
HundreydAundre: Join us! Oh Lords, be ready, fall forth & dareth say.... "Run."
TheMerricat: Chat, man there were a lot of non-D&D properties that TRS delved into before they went under....
beckett_brass: @BusTed Hello. WElcome to rolling dice and turnign pages.
ConjuredLynx: Woooo! I love these.
steelfox13: Okay chat, someone isn't prepared
electra310: Slander! We are so prepared
Fanklok: Get Illidan on the horn
NotCainNorAbel: @steelfox13 I'm waiting for my tea to steep
BusTed: The streak, baby.
YeetTheRich_: lets fkn gooo
electra310: Hello!
Juliamon: Jondare Fortunately last session ended at a spot where you can still watch tonight and not be missing.... much!
jboogie247: Omg he’s back he can’t keep getting away with this
p_johnston: anyone playing the drinking game is going to die.
Two_Hats: o/
saucemaster5000: If we're drinking every teleport I'm gonna stick to ginger ale for the first coule hrs...
Kramburger: Reunited and it feels so good
HorusFive: Vaguely erotic hosts
NightValien28: LET'S GO
vouru: hi!
mochabeanie: who let them do this? Kappa
Diabore: cant believe you got to come back again
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Oscelot: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
plummeting_sloth: because SOMEONE wasn't prepared
xantos69: Who allowed this madness?
onethousandneedles: it's like all my namedays at once having this 3 weeks in a row
Alahmnat: rofl
kusinohki: I thought I imagined that moving...
JqlGirl: how can go online when line isn't line?
beckett_brass: So, I didn't see either of the previous Faerie Mound episodes. What are things like in the Faerie Mound?
Kramburger: I f Graham saw that... GEEZ
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Inquisitor_Xian: Hello adventurer! please come in to my fairy mound and become inconvenienced!
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mochabeanie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
mochabeanie: excited for wizard nonsense
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RocknGrohlNerd: Hi everybody
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
p_johnston: last game adam became a wizard. thats pretty much it.
Ham_Hamilton: 3 weeks in a row #BLESSED
DeM0nFiRe: Been a rough 16 hours
beckett_brass: @RocknGrohlNerd Hello. Welcome to turning pages.
chibi_bento: big mood.
Jondare: @Juliamon @juliamon let me guess, we got teleported somewhere? xD
RealGamerCow: Adam, excellent job editing the Agatha Fisty videos. You add some excellent flavor!
JqlGirl: So does this count as a campaign now+
Twilight_Spark: Has it already been 3 weeks? o no
beckett_brass: @DeM0nFiRe Praying that thigns go better for you.
Kramburger: Spy another Day
hexy_lexy: NEW GAME PLUS
PharaohBender27: The Final Bug?
YeetTheRich_: spy jerks?
djalternative: the final bug
Drasvin: Disk 2 of Faerie Mound of Dragonkind
TheMerricat: Final Bug :P
PMAvers: The one that killed Beej
Kramburger: Now Way to Spy
Sibwow: and the bigass wallet
the_walking: The LRR’s greatest three man tag team: Adam, Beej and Paul
Simonark: Die Another Spy
Juliamon: Jondare We got to the end and got turned into a Wizard and forced into NG+
call_me_Aras: Tha would be Agent Cody Banks
Arclight_Dynamo: Malcolm in the Moscow.
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Ham_Hamilton: i thought you played the day wallet
Fanklok: That was Agent Cody Banks you uncultured swine
Kramburger: Spy Vs Guy
Rynehawk: OMG im so excited to catch this live
DeM0nFiRe: Yer a Wizrd, Adam
electra310: What a twist!
thraximore: the Mound!
vouru: weird ass fairy mound
RoastedGravy: Wizard route! PogChamp
plummeting_sloth: ah, crap.I never finished the last stream!
Getter404: You got bitten by a radioactive wizard?
Jondare: @Juliamon oh dang! i'm excited to see how the heck that happened
HundreydAundre: Campaign Three: "Take an extra wizard after this Warrior."
Arclight_Dynamo: Bard or warrior? No. Wizard.
plummeting_sloth: "If you're a wizard, you have to tell me if you're a wizard. That's wizard entrapment"
p_johnston: do
Fanklok: Please insert disc 2
xantos69: the wizard was in us all along!
Kramburger: Idiot fighter become Idiot Wizard
hexy_lexy: MY CHARIOTS
p_johnston: we still have the auto magic missile right?
electra310: We get it back when we leave the faerie mound, at least
HorusFive: You're a wizard Harry. Deal with it. We aren't giving you a choice
Ham_Hamilton: consent please! don't just turn people into Wizards.
Two_Hats: Is being a Wizard a Physical trait in this universe?
thraximore: You're a Wizard, Otaku Jeff!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: If you have the Are A Wizard, turn to 86F
RoastedGravy: On your left.
saucemaster5000: on your left
Rynehawk: that fairy handed you a ring like you were getting water from a spectator in a marathon
saucemaster5000: jinx
RoastedGravy: @saucemaster5000 PogChamp
LurkerSpine: I mean, the loop got you the wizard powers, probably
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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NightValien28: this is our fault, huzzah!
PMAvers: It lets James fall in holes.
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EldarLuin: Caught up last week's VOD so now I can watch live!
hexy_lexy: it lets james draw exclusively lands!
Ham_Hamilton: it lets James draw lands
Cunobelenos: And Serge just stares in from the window. sergeHi
Fanklok: Everything you say? I can get LRR themed under garments?
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej will remember this.
plummeting_sloth: IT doesn't let Heather and Ian play rhythm games though. That money comes from a separate pool funded by a settlement with the Harmonix corporation
NotCainNorAbel: email Beej directly and ask daily
EldarLuin: Wizard time!
hexy_lexy: WE ARE THE CURSE
onethousandneedles: i'm disappointed beej hasn't emailed me and said "hey" yet
HundreydAundre: Uhhh, sorry. W U T? You can draw nonland cards?
plummeting_sloth: when we last left our non-wizard hero
JadedCynic: It's the catch when the wish was made with the monkey's paw...
HorusFive: Nice iris wipe Paul!
SrMuskrat: We found the second part of the boss fight
RoastedGravy: Why is William Shakespeare there?
YeetTheRich_: i forgot about shakespeare
call_me_Aras: Shakespeare!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: That chair doesn't even have a back! That's how!
SnackPak_: sup Bill
hexy_lexy: hey look, its Shakespeare!
EldarLuin: Oh good... I'm not the only one who spotted him.
GhostValv: ol' billy shakes alot
RoastedGravy: Dude's just chillin'.
saucemaster5000: he's not a good conversationalist he's a writer
serramarkov: He's talking to Puck
philippekav: he's looking at the camera
raulghoulia: there is a giant kitty
call_me_Aras: He was the first thing I noticed
plummeting_sloth: "Ugh... Shakespeare is here. Alright, nobody talk to him. Pretend he's not here"
JadedCynic: Billy boy over next to the furry dwarf by the fountain
RocknGrohlNerd: stupid sexy shakespeare
EscherichiaCole: This is the easiest game of Where's William? ever.
Lord_ZYRK: Last time on Dragon Kind Z
beckett_brass: This looks like a perfectly normal party :) .
tenthtechpriest: two ewoks, both alike in dignity
RoastedGravy: I see where Shakespeare got the inspiration for "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Kappa
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Arclight_Dynamo: "Do you bite your thumb at me?!" "Yub yub!"
EldarLuin: "I got pressies!"
plummeting_sloth: Ah, the gem and key... the secret to Wizardom
Lord_ZYRK: Bill and Wickett, the timeless duo
hexy_lexy: vaguely erotic
plummeting_sloth: War of the Roses, elf edition
mtvcdm: Laaaaamp?!
thraximore: haha just kidding... unless?
hexy_lexy: L A M P
plummeting_sloth: I told him, I got that lamp in the divorce settlement!
elkae: But I love lamp
YeetTheRich_: the faerie queen is actually the moth queen
vouru: bulba!
saucemaster5000: This lamp was the sticking point they got the lawyers from marriage story to fight over
Two_Hats: Is this still that leg lamp?
Fanklok: 100% Shakespere was the one who shouted that
Phailhammer: Meester Kenedeeee
plummeting_sloth: it could even be a boat
beckett_brass: It could be anything. It could even be death.
RoastedGravy: LUL
JadedCynic: @Fanklok absolutely
EldarLuin: you have now lost your pants
RocknGrohlNerd: what a rip-off
HorusFive: It's a "reward"
BusTed: 2020Pajamas
YeetTheRich_: yer a wizard otaku jeff
HundreydAundre: Noooooooooo
thraximore: @EldarLuin I feel so FREE now!
plummeting_sloth: You went through wizard puberty
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ZuNy77: your a wizard gary
HundreydAundre: Wait, XD
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eric_christian_berg: I like nice round numbers.
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SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ZuNy77: also your name is gary
JadedCynic: wait, our collected items? Okay, THAT is just MEAN
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: "I put on my wizard hat and cloak"
BusTed: FBtouchdown
RecursiveAcronym: perfect!
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
Diabore: i love it
Kramburger: FBtouchdown
ChainedDreamer: seabatBRAIN too big for hat
Rynehawk: MY IMMERSION *chefs kiss*
xantos69: yep that totally works
Twilight_Spark: The rewind includes "You're a wizard, smelly" jokes being replayed as well. :)
hexy_lexy: perfect!
DeM0nFiRe: I like how a few paragraphs ago it's like "remember to cross off the gem and key off your list" and then nw "oh yeh also cross everything else off"
Fanklok: That hat is going to cut off the blood flow to Adam's brain
RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: HAT!
thraximore: heyzeusWiz
kusinohki: "but... but wisdom is my dump stat!"
HorusFive: PartyHat
voslan: My Immersion is complete, Easter European and all!
Ritaspirithntr: I’m clapping at my TV!
steelfox13: Where did Adam go? All I see is this wizard!
NavelWarfare: Splendid!
like_100_bears: perfection
ancientspark: Being a Wizard sucks
Arclight_Dynamo: "But I spent eight years in fight school! My career1"
plummeting_sloth: You remember what a sword is, but your arms are wheedly and thin
Fanklok: Did it also take away your freee Elf magic?
DeM0nFiRe: "It will be fine beecause if it wasn't fine then it would be bad!"
YeetTheRich_: it's just a phase
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
HorusFive: You wonder how you'll do as a wizard [poorly]
Oscelot: Oh dear gods I just looked over and saw the hat lol
Lord_ZYRK: Are we. . . a Rain Wizard seabatTROG
LurkerSpine: she spiked your drink with molly or something
Fanklok: I put on my robe and wizard hat
JadedCynic: I could totally see Adam playing Rincewind (he's got the cynicism) Or maybe Victor Tugelbend? Hmmmmm
HundreydAundre: Doth the supposed staff you get at least does physical damage?
plummeting_sloth: *Loses sword, gets hat*, well... I guess I'm a wizard now
kusinohki: twist.... that wizard in the library is YOU!
YeetTheRich_: @Fanklok in the last trailer we blew up a cat
DeM0nFiRe: "Can I have some soup now?"
GhostValv: hey... got any soup0...
hexy_lexy: tomato soup, specifically
thraximore: LUL
Sibwow: yeah we are the wizard
EldarLuin: Same classes! Twinsies!
wynternyghtynggale: may the wizard was us....
JadedCynic: Victor seemed to be kinda genre savvy - that screams Adam <3
plummeting_sloth: Hey, Gandalf had a sword!
wynternyghtynggale: maybe*
NavelWarfare: Wait, 9 or MORE?
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plummeting_sloth: we literally save-scummed to get that sword back!
noSmokeFire: we're LESS magic?
Lord_ZYRK: Now who's the soup wizard?!
CranstonSnord: a wizard would never cast magic missile
elkae: tqsSpoon soup?
NavelWarfare: Holy crap, yeah. Nine or MORE to hit. Geez.
HorusFive: Pointless? In THIS BOOK?!
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EldarLuin: "I can't find it, there's only soup."
onethousandneedles: nothing like getting Metroided halfway through the game
YeetTheRich_: so by transforming into a WIZARD we lost the ability to cast MAGIC MISSILES?
HorusFive: Vaguely Erotic
Kramburger: Can't sounterspell a stab
JadedCynic: you always have melee to fall back on
kusinohki: a sword doesn't run out of charges or spell slots
Neddy471: @YeetTheRich_ That occurred to me as well.
noSmokeFire: potions of sword melting aside, you don't run out of sword
HundreydAundre: This wizard was apparently at SOUP.
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ yes, because it wasn't a wizardly ability
beckett_brass: @YeetTheRich_ @Neddy471 Here's your magic missile.
DeM0nFiRe: @HundreydAundre Why was he buying clothes at the soup store?
Neddy471: @kusinohki A sword also is content to not break the laws of physics and manifest cosmic power out of the ether of space.
vouru: never run out of sword
Arclight_Dynamo: A lvl wizard could have literally 1 HP, couldn't it?
plummeting_sloth: well, if you need to recharge it, just bring the queen another pair of gifts and get made a double wizard
Kramburger: Back in MY day, Elf was a CLASS!
Arclight_Dynamo: Level 1, rather
jamesk902: Crossbow? Early wizards had to use darts.
JadedCynic: no Paul - darts, or maybe a dagger or staff
Fanklok: THe wizard can have a Fire Bolt as a treat
Neddy471: @vouru I never understood that logic until I played D&D wasted. Playing a Barbarian was the most relaxing thing at that point.
ElementalAlchemist: oh, good. spell selection.
Fanklok: Oh man classic Vancian magic
JadedCynic: @Kramburger yeahhhhh, and there was just three alignments...
tenthtechpriest: oh boy, vancian magic
rabbitgta: !uptime
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HorusFive: @Arclight_Dynamo OG Wizards Level 1- 1d4 HP and you deal with it
Manae: So that wizard turned you in to a newt and you were the ONLY PERSON he could ever do that to without studying the spell again
kusinohki: a wizard's staff has nothing to do with casting magic. It's just a sturdy piece of wood to beat ppl with
Kramburger: @JadedCynic And that was enough for us!
EscherichiaCole: Wiz OP TSR pls nerf
p_johnston: at this point a low level wizard would be hard presses to fight a house cat.
Twilight_Spark: This is why I don't play Wizards in D&D.
JadedCynic: @Kramburger it was....simple. (almost like it was a good introduction)
CaptainSpam: Low-level wizards: "I cast one fireball a day, then pathetic stabs with a stick!"; High-level wizards: "I destroy entire universes until I find one where I don't have to do anything to accomplish my task!"
vouru: @Nedd471 a sufficently leveled barbarian is a force of freaking nature
GhostValv: heat metal
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HorusFive: I also guarantee there's a fire demon who will take no damage from "heat stun"
Fanklok: Ok this one does 4 damage and never misses, but this one does 3 damage and can miss
Neddy471: @CaptainSpam Low level wizards cast sleep then slit the throats of the goblins on the ground.
rabbitgta: sounds like they are making a new character?
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JqlGirl: comrades! OUR encounter
HundreydAundre: How would a mid-range wizard interact with their world?
KeytarCat: sleep is just the bard ability
noSmokeFire: @rabbitgta sort of. we got turned into a wizard
rasterscan: Gotta have leap since we don't have levitate.
rasterscan: RIP levitate.
beckett_brass: @Neddy471 What level of spell was Sleep again?
saucemaster5000: frosty's going down hard
rabbitgta: ah thanks @nosmokefire
plummeting_sloth: "If you have heat stun, the creature feels uncomfortably warm"
wynternyghtynggale: remember we can always just take the ignore everything going on in the room action
Neddy471: @vouru There's no save against having 100 yards of ground moved out from under you, then being placed above you.
TheMerricat: So one thing I'm going to assume from the way this game was proofed in the parts before and the other games in this series, the fact that we have things like those two spells in there suggests that 1. the play testers rarely got to this point. 2. there wasn't much combat in this part.
Neddy471: @beckett_brass 1st.
noSmokeFire: call us Batroc 'cause we leaping
YeetTheRich_: of course the first thing we do is select the bard spell LUL
DeM0nFiRe: It would be hilarious if they didnt put anything that leap would help you with
TheMerricat: ^^^^
noSmokeFire: we'll get our revenge on that door
GhostValv: :\
RoastedGravy: Uhhhh
saucemaster5000: watch the rest of the game have zero combat
Fanklok: Knock knock open up I'm a wizard
tenthtechpriest: TOS
hexy_lexy: "sticky ropelike mass" vaguely erotic
Nigouki: all tentacle build
plummeting_sloth: Man, I hope we go through all this and the next room they turn us into a cleric or something
JadedCynic: @rabbitgta bascially the Fairy Queen 'gifted' us with a total class change (and losing ALL our stuff, including things we found already) - apparently the spellcasting should help us out with the areas beyond Her Highness' room, here?
Neddy471: The *real* advantage of Wizard is that you can make others roll to avoid you damaging them, instead of relying on your own rolls.
plummeting_sloth: are apes man like?
LurkerSpine: you already fought a dragon
EldarLuin: Cyclops
Wrexadecimal: Behold! A Man!
DeM0nFiRe: inb4 fireblast destroys you because you are magical LUL
HorusFive: How "Man-like" is this Dragon?
noSmokeFire: here's an editing tip: if EVERYTHING works "once per spell" you don't need to say it every time
vouru: @Neddy471 As some one who loves playing wizards I agree, also as some one who played a lvl 14 Bard some times have over 180 hp and 240 when raging... lol
YeetTheRich_: is a faerie considered man-like?
Twilight_Spark: "For I am no man!"
noSmokeFire: @HorusFive is it a featherless biped?
KartoffelKaiser: ooh, old school Haste
Wrexadecimal: @noSmokeFire I see what you did there
CyberColossus: haste with drawback
TheMerricat: @noSmokeFire to be slightly fair to the author Double lasts two battles.
HorusFive: @noSmokeFire When it stands up on its hind legs- I'm willing to make the argument
LurkerSpine: You've fought a dragon and a horse. What are the chances you fight more of them?
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JadedCynic: yeah, 1st ed Haste - that had the cost intrinsic
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I assume it must be we are going to see all pages we haven't seen yet
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: they can just send us to page numbers that are wizard-specific
plummeting_sloth: I do hope it's not up to use to decide if something is man-like, because what IS a man, anything
plummeting_sloth: Oi! Help mate
Neddy471: @vouru Oh, Charoth "I Defile the Altar!" the Barbarian was one of the three favorite characters I ever played.
Kramburger: The monster is Australian
RoastedGravy: "I'd like to phone a friend."
Makimachine: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
DeM0nFiRe: If he prevents you from taking damage, it basiclly means you automtically win the fight
Fanklok: I think the implication is the fight happens and it wins while you loot the room
HundreydAundre: D&D Attorneys: We'll Fight For U!
wynternyghtynggale: i feel like we will probably roll to see who shows up to help
Two_Hats: So the monster is a Kangaroo?
noSmokeFire: if you can't take damage, you can just stab them forever
plummeting_sloth: The Monster just gets all the stats of the Warrior
JadedCynic: uh, wait what?
PMAvers: And if the monster has anything that's like "lose a life point if you miss attacking it" it might still go off.
Xaunaught: Finally, Wizard Wars live
rasterscan: 50% chance per spell?!
beckett_brass: Were we a bard or a fighter?
rasterscan: What an awful wizard.
HorusFive: "That was way better than spending all that time in Wizard school"
JqlGirl: where's the "locate lamp" spell?
JadedCynic: the spells only work at like 55% odds?!?
YeetTheRich_: you can just slap the monster to death if your mate soaks infinite damage
JqlGirl: 50%
plummeting_sloth: "Wait... can. Can I just magic up some faire dust and leave?"
EldarLuin: Check it out Shakespeare!
kusinohki: "powerful wizard" any idea what actual level? what level were the bard and fighter?
DeM0nFiRe: A comb of +2 health, k
InquisitorGaia: WAIT 4!!!! NOW YOURE IN HER DEBT
elkae: Gaia is correct
vouru: nah nah nah you see it's AD&D rules, he multiclassed and so wont get his fighter levels back intill his wizard levels meet or exced his fighter levels
Kramburger: Boss Fight Incomming
saucemaster5000: this is so many mechanics to be buried halfway through the book!
onethousandneedles: this is absolutely some kind of stygian deal
YeetTheRich_: this is the potion room before the boss fight
EldarLuin: I think we've reached Deeper Dungeon...
HorusFive: Potion of [magic strength]
niccus: "If you drank the potion..."
JadedCynic: @vouru that was *DUAL* classing (assuming that the Fighter PC was a human)
noSmokeFire: "target creature gains horsemanship"
TheMerricat: So just a reminder to chat, as the warrior, our 'final' quest is that we need to collect the dust of an ancient fairy king to make into a potion. Meaning we probably need to kill the king.
vouru: RAW!!!
plummeting_sloth: Idiot forgot to say "Until end of turn"
KartoffelKaiser: Riding the Dilu Horse baybeeeee
Wrexadecimal: Crush that dew!
DeM0nFiRe: Take that nightmare horse
HundreydAundre: Maybe this wizard turn is a Segway into Adam somehow ending up in Arcavios off of a I assume "80's Adventure Book"?
EldarLuin: Take that, Ben!
plummeting_sloth: Horsemanship!
hexy_lexy: YES
Morrigan9: so if you have 2 sips, does the double double?
KartoffelKaiser: l m a o
Kramburger: Gonna Punch a Unicorn!
vouru: @jadedcynic touche!
Twilight_Spark: What a scarily specific thing.
Coogrr: Protectiom from horses
HundreydAundre: I need a horse!
LurkerSpine: Dag. If you have your magic missile, the potion of magical strength is busted
Wrexadecimal: cna't be harmed by horses club
YeetTheRich_: can't be hit by horses club
Driosenth: Is that what the Horsemanship keyword does?
noSmokeFire: @TheMerricat some other fairies dusted us, so we might just need to squeeze him a little
xantos69: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: TO be fair, going back and dealing with that Nightmare...
Wrexadecimal: @YeetTheRich_ ayyy braddeBang
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Arclight_Dynamo: "Sorry son. That's a donkey, not a horse. Take 4D6 trampling damage."
DeM0nFiRe: Do horse archers do half damage?
HundreydAundre: That should be a command in LRRbot somewhere.
YeetTheRich_: @Wrexadecimal lol
DarthRagnar815: "What's the catch...?" HahaSweat
GhostValv: zyrtec
plummeting_sloth: Magic dust of Claritin
JadedCynic: DAMMIT BEEJ :D
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Fanklok: Non drowsy I hgope
EldarLuin: Reactin
DeM0nFiRe: The dust specifically tells you the number of uses, which seeems to imply the other items are unlimited?
noSmokeFire: the fairy queen's junk drawer
wynternyghtynggale: Claritin Dont
HorusFive: "Do you even know me?"
Neddy471: "I have a phone"
JqlGirl: an alarm clock, a soap on a rope, a pair of socks and a gift card to a weird restaurant you've never been to
YeetTheRich_: DO you have a name?
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe as read, the potion should be one use but permenant.
plummeting_sloth: Yeah, that has big "Crap, I need to give him SOMETHING. What's in the lost and found?"
Neddy471: @JqlGirl Also known as "The Mighty Regift."
Twilight_Spark: That feels like a huge tell "use passive perception spell".
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat idk maybe it's like a good luck charm, you just have to hold it :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Nature's pocket.
plummeting_sloth: A MAgic... gift certificate to Ruby Tuesdays
DeM0nFiRe: Also funny thing is the comb specifically says if you lose posession of it it stops working, the other items don't lol
Two_Hats: "Wiiiiizard! come out and Pllaaay!"
raulghoulia: you spent a year abroad and came home and now EVERYTHING"S DIFFERENT
EldarLuin: So the rogue wears women clothing?
Lord_ZYRK: But we do lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
xantos69: I am in a robe right now. It has 2 pockets
Fanklok: All wizards would kill to find a tailor who makes robes with pockets
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IbunWest: cliffBless
IanJacek: You’ve clearly bought the wrong robes
SnackPak_: one time
hexy_lexy: one time
noSmokeFire: I love that we had *bronze age armor* and Shakespeare is sitting here like "hey"
JadedCynic: Are you there, God? It's me, Adam...
Alas_Babylon: one time
plummeting_sloth: it's gonna be a Midsommer's REference, right?
PMAvers: Are you going to use your one God Present on this? Why not "Can I pass my promos?"
saucemaster5000: Tell him his plays suck
Kramburger: 🙌🙌🙌
Inkompetence: It could be Edmund Spenser instead...he DID write the Faerie Queene.
kusinohki: wizard robes are nothing but pockets
lirazel64: Robes have sleeves. Sleeves used to be used as pockets are now.
HundreydAundre: We'll never know....??
serramarkov: Watch out for his breath
raulghoulia: remember the robot bear?
Mr_Dirty: If it is billy shakes we have to punch him
electra310: YES
EldarLuin: Nailed it
Despoiler98: OMG
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
obionedrop: @Inkompetence oh that would be good lol
HundreydAundre: >_<
plummeting_sloth: Oh FUCK off
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DeM0nFiRe: Ahahahaha
hexy_lexy: IT IS HIM
SnackPak_: wiw
DeM0nFiRe: Jebaited
electra310: Best book ever
SnackPak_: wow
JadedCynic: GOOD IDEA
elkae: FBtouchdown
Fanboy_of_Bolas: sounds right
Alas_Babylon: Worth it
Mortimew: "I like your robe!" "Thanks! It has pockets!"
saucemaster5000: brilliant
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Despoiler98: this book SUCKS
RecursiveAcronym: fighter doesn't know shakespeare, confirmed
obionedrop: amazing
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: this is peak stupid
Rynehawk: Wilhelm Quiverstick
Wrexadecimal: lool
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Fanklok: Aww we geot cold feet meeting a famous guy
RoastedGravy: ART
JadedCynic: homer_entering_hedge.gif
mtvcdm: Wait, did we just hit the page with the good ending on it?
plummeting_sloth: Pick one that has fairies!
p_johnston: Just like "and i'm done"
raulghoulia: robot ape strikes again
Fruan: Why is he writing Hamlet?! He should be writting A Midsummer Night's Dream!
elkae: ikr Fruan
plummeting_sloth: @Fruan RIGHT!
elkae: wth
RoastedGravy: Top 10 Easter Eggs in games.
MTBoot: 45 minutes later: "if you exchanged poetry in the fairy queens court, turn to..."
JadedCynic: @Fruan he's already gotten the stuff for AMND already, now he's building a backlog Kappa
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saucemaster5000: immediately turned back into a fighter
p_johnston: does one tell only lies?
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plummeting_sloth: One Winged Angel/Fairy
Kramburger: One tells the truth and one always lies
DeM0nFiRe: Wow that is strong
Arclight_Dynamo: What part of the fairy does the dust come out of?
electra310: Nothing ever works!
electra310: Faeries lie!
plummeting_sloth: Fuck off comb
HorusFive: Don't care about the locket. Give us the fairy dust! That was the whole quest!
p_johnston: she is totally lieing right?
elkae: What a bargain! Kappa
electra310: We are going to explode
saucemaster5000: don't give up your horse vulnerability....
Manae: Here, Faerie, now horses can't hurt you
Fanklok: Turns out its a magic amulet of back stabbing
Manae: That comb is probably going to come up later to save someone in another room
mtvcdm: Watch as we need the comb later
JadedCynic: wait, didn't we need FAIRY DUST TO CURE OUR KING?
Arclight_Dynamo: The fae are well-known to be trustworthy!
plummeting_sloth: "If you have the doubling amulet... it doesn't work. Turn to page 46"
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic from the fairy king, though
EldarLuin: We all know he'll get hit
noSmokeFire: "If you have the magic comb, the hair beast lets you pass unharmed. Otherwise, your adventure ends here"
Despoiler98: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf KITTY
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK ahhhhhhh, *grumble*
NunnariD: how long have they been playing?
pratorious420: lose 2 life when giving comb away right?
Twilight_Spark: anneLewd
EscherichiaCole: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
Sibwow: fill this cat with cream
GhostValv: wat
Fanklok: Why is that cat voice
JadedCynic: lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
JadedCynic: wait WHAT?
NunnariD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:02.
electra310: Do not kick that cat!
Rynehawk: vaguely erotic
SnackPak_: whoa book
TheWriterAleph: ALL OR NOTHING
YeetTheRich_: yo what?
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW
elkae: That's too far!
JadedCynic: I, what?
Despoiler98: BibleThump DONT YOU DARE KICK THE KITTY
RoastedGravy: WutFace
Lord_ZYRK: Well now you only have one option
hexy_lexy: THATS TOO FAR
PMAvers: I mean, the amulet doesn't have a "turn to page X if you use this", right? So it works as intended.
saucemaster5000: only options really
wynternyghtynggale: Dont you do it!
voslan: "Kick the Kitty", "No, No kick kitty!"
Cunobelenos: seabatHITBOX
JadedCynic: Man, Paragon/Renegade much?!?
Cunobelenos: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
HorusFive: @NunnariD They pretty much just started- but they picked up from last week when we got to the NG+ section
electra310: That makes sense
tehfewl: what are we some kind of monster?
plummeting_sloth: from the Cream-man
NavelWarfare: Hang on now
Arclight_Dynamo: From the crEaM PiT
noSmokeFire: "Iiiiii don't have thummmmbs"
Rynehawk: you can milk anything with nipples, wizard
sydnius: ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat
EldarLuin: No cats on the table!!
YeetTheRich_: can we look at the page to make sure the book punishes you for kicking the cat?
Despoiler98: VAGUELY?
DeM0nFiRe: "Thank you, sir cat" great line
Fanklok: Yes "vaugely"
Alas_Babylon: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
hexy_lexy: "vaguely" erotic
GhostValv: bloobyBlush
Mortimew: katesLurk
PaperDoopliss: Now the cat won't expect the kick
ChainedDreamer: voxyGigi
noSmokeFire: @Rynehawk LUL
wynternyghtynggale: cat girl incominb
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Catula
Cunobelenos: CoolCat
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHA
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
elkae: Adam fails as a catboy
hexy_lexy: LUL ADAM
vouru: lol bulba cat
noSmokeFire: "Bwaah! I vant to dreenk some creem"
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
PharaohBender27: katesLol
HorusFive: ScaredyCat
Fanklok: Quick do your Kiwi voice
KV1NN4: The effort was noted Adam!
jamesk902: Why does every accent evolve into Dracula?
Kramburger: Thanks, Watto!
saucemaster5000: we are all abraxis
thraximore: It's just the local dialect
PMAvers: Count Van S. Bad
p_johnston: So today we learned Adam is secretly eastern european?
SidewinderSky: Khajiit has advice if you have cream
hexy_lexy: i fucking love you, adam
EldarLuin: Don't ask
plummeting_sloth: "Thank you for the wack advice cat"
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Cuttlebranch: Kicking the cat is a good way to end up on the Fist List.
TheMerricat: @YeetTheRich_ "As you turn away, the spurned cat leaps onto your back, its claws penetrating your skin through your robe. By the time you scrape it off, it has stolen the first guestgift on your list. Ruefully you return to 82"
DeM0nFiRe: Dont eat the mushrooms you CAN eat the clover lol
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NavelWarfare: Not these mushrooms
YeetTheRich_: @TheMerricat nice
p_johnston: No but fairies disguised as cats are liars.
Rynehawk: cats are absolutely liars, but dont kick them
RocknGrohlNerd: as a eastern european, I approve of the voicce :D :D
HorusFive: Don't get Too? friendly?
RoastedGravy: Don't eat the mushroom!
JadedCynic: yeah, the cat was WARNING you about the mushrooms
CorvaxIsClever: @DeM0nFiRe ty
electra310: No!
Rynehawk: inspect = eat
saucemaster5000: nods to cat, immediately stuffs face
Rynehawk: ive never been so certain
EldarLuin: "Eating greens is the nicest treat... it makes long ears,... and great big feet..... "
HorusFive: Hey Wizard- don't think about elephants
JadedCynic: don't get "too friendly" - sounds like INVESTIGATING LUL
thraximore: Reverse psychology, works every time
electra310: The cat is laughing at you
NightValien28: WAT
asthanius: That's so specific
GDwarf: Sure
EldarLuin: "Don't get friendly with the mushrooms."
p_johnston: We were warned. Literally.
ATrophonian: Oooooof Course.
zeathean: does not listen to cat, is punished
HundreydAundre: @jamesk902 Kind of strange hearing Sandler's Dracula voice-over is more recognizable than other iterations & adaptations.
DeM0nFiRe: I imagine you did all of this while not breaking eye contact with the cat
HorusFive: I've missed you book
Dog_of_Myth: Oddly Specific
Arclight_Dynamo: Mushrooms of wizard-shocking.
Drasvin: They're pretty
hexy_lexy: did adam write this book?!?!
RecursiveAcronym: wizard knowledge paying off already
xantos69: what did you think would happen?
JadedCynic: Sir Cat: Why do I even try to help anyone anymore?
couldntpickausername: to be fair, you were warned
ChainedDreamer: seabatBRAIN
SrMuskrat: Talks to cat immediately ignores what cat says
saucemaster5000: they're more common than crimini
Rynehawk: now THATS vaguely erotic
electra310: The cat tried
like_100_bears: what could go wrong
GhostValv: the cat got cream and you got creamed :)
Fanklok: Adam takes the picture of the cat out of his pocket and flips it over "Don't believe his lies"
YeetTheRich_: cat: wow this guys an idiot
HundreydAundre: I've yet to hear the performances of other Draculas too.
e_bloc: Corgo200 yer a wizard
EldarLuin: A Talking Cat?!
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
JadedCynic: We AVOIDED talking with William Shakespeare
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
EldarLuin: catcat9AH
vouru: dumb ass wizard XD
plummeting_sloth: now, don't stab yourself with a knife
Lord_ZYRK: "Check out the new guy. Went for the shrooms pretty early."
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
empyreon: @EldarLuin the house smells like waffles
HorusFive: He. Is. Lying.
xantos69: sounds tasty
e_bloc: this will never end well
TheWriterAleph: "Oh yeah, this food is SAFE. Here ya go!!"
electra310: Guess we're here for a thousand years now
NunnariD: @HorusFive thank you for letting know I saw last week
Twilight_Spark: Eating fairy food will never go wrong.
PMAvers: I mean, if FF14 taught me anything, it's "don't eat fae food."
SnackPak_: it'd be rude not to
tehfewl: Eating Faerie food is SO BAD
YeetTheRich_: the queen also watches you trading away her gift and proceeding to be an complete idiot
ATrophonian: WHAAAAAAT?
JadedCynic: Dwarf to Fae: "I bet you a cask of fine ale that I can get this idiot to drink from the midden"
ATrophonian: I shouldn't be shocked, really.
EldarLuin: :o
hexy_lexy: thats vaguely erotic
lirazel64: So, short stream?
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
Lord_ZYRK: You bite into the succulent meat only to realize this is a turkey of teeth melting!
Fanklok: Can't wait to start this over when Adam dies in the throne room
GhostValv: :O
vouru: uh oh
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: woooooooow
Wrexadecimal: RIP
Sarah_Serinde: Never eat faerie food :D
EscherichiaCole: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vouru: dammit lol
Alas_Babylon: pfffffffffffft
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: The end. THank you to all our subscribers. End stream!
saucemaster5000: worth it, good turkey
hexy_lexy: WHAT?!?!
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ArmadilloAL: Well.
GDwarf: Generally you don't want to eat faerie food, yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, that's fucking Sierra-level bullshit!
Rynehawk: good stream. thanks.
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatYIKES
NightValien28: good stream, good night everyone FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: WOW
wynternyghtynggale: XD
p_johnston: Wow.
GhostValv: gg
Pteraspidomorphi: Common wisdom
electra310: Short stream tonight!
Drasvin: Don't eat the food in the realm of the fae
elkae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: See you all next week
elkae: OK byeeeeeee
mtvcdm: You're a faerie now, Adam
wynternyghtynggale: never trust fae
EldarLuin: You're a wizard forever now
PhorrestGaze: see ya next week
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lyropithic: See everyone next week!
p_johnston: and now we restart.
tehfewl: FBtouchdown
p_johnston: as a bard.
thraximore: alright, back to the bookmark :P
mochabeanie: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
SAJewers: FBtouchdown
ChainedDreamer: You're perfectly safe, just not free
PaperDoopliss: Never eat fey food is a pretty widely-adopted bit of folklore
wynternyghtynggale: GG time to go home
Two_Hats: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
GDwarf: @Arclight_Dynamo In *slight* fairness, that's a standard part of fairy lore, eating fairy food is always a bad idea.
Twilight_Spark: The guy also didn't lie to you. He said it was safe!
Wrexadecimal: load state manokaSmug
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown
empyreon: riffDuffy
jamesk902: They made you immortal, that's the opposite of killing you.
Trashweazel: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Musicsquid: seabatNogood
Lord_ZYRK: That's a long held bit of folklore, though. You never eat or drink in the realm of the fae.
RoastedGravy: Pave the save?
elkae: Why would you say that about the book you wrote
Juliamon: we need a touchdown but with shruggie hands
beckett_brass: Left for a moment to go to the bathroom. What happened?
electra310: You should know better!
JadedCynic: Yeah, that's classic Fae - you forgot your celtic heritage and folklore
lirazel64: Say hi to Persephone as you go by.
HorusFive: From the beginning. This time play as the bard again
vouru: ExtraLife
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy I left for a moment. What happened?
JadedCynic: *Tam Lin has entered the chat*
HundreydAundre: @JadedCynic Probably for the best. They could've ruined his concentration therefore altering the conception of his accomplished works.
p_johnston: Look now your trapped in the fairy realm and the cat has infinite cream.
TheMerricat: It is common knowledge :P
Mortimew: Well... it is ancient folklore :D
PhorrestGaze: learning experiences
wynternyghtynggale: it did say clover is ok to eat
Arclight_Dynamo: "Look at this asshole, doesn't know how to use the three seashells!" Kappa
vouru: I mean fairy tales Adamn lol
KeytarCat: I thought they said it at the beginning
Kramburger: It's dealing with the Fae 101
tehfewl: someone was never on tumblr
NightValien28: fairies are evil my dude
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass We ate some turkey and fekkin died
thraximore: I don't know anyone who DOESN'T know that, just sayin :D
ghyllnox: We ate a weird mushroom!
like_100_bears: roll it back?
plummeting_sloth: you want to walk back the shocking yourself? NAH
hexy_lexy: @beckett_brass we took a bolt to the chest and took 5 damage. we ate some food and "died"
Twilight_Spark: It's common, but it's a lot more entertaining that you didn't know it.
x0den: i didn't know that
ancientspark: LUL Why would you accept anything from faeries, they suck
YeetTheRich_: all NPCs are completly aware you're an absolute moron
saucemaster5000: fairie mond is an elective not a requirement
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare ah. So standard fairy fair.
elkae: It's like keys in horror games, Adam
e_bloc: 95% of everything in this game is a gotcha
Twilight_Spark: Totally useless lore.
p_johnston: I mean.... a little bit common.
Shirts_: I think its a rule to never accept food from strangers
beckett_brass: fare*
Fanklok: Don't eat fairy food and don't tell them your name
NightValien28: you don't tell your name, you don't look them in the eyes, you don't accept their food or money
EldarLuin: Traditonal Fairies suck... why do you think Hoggle was using fairy spray.
Malkmaven1176: Reload Save
NotCainNorAbel: They teach it in school right after they teach you about how birds and bees have sex
p_johnston: Wow he's a dick.
nullvoid8: accepting for and gifts is usually BAD because it puts you in debt to them
plummeting_sloth: LEAD WITH THAT
plummeting_sloth: Say that first!
KeytarCat: I thought that's why you didn't drink the beer in the king's room
wynternyghtynggale: also never thank the fae
elkae: @NotCainNorAbel LUL
JadedCynic: @NightValien28 yeah, and always have a horseshoe in your pocket for a last resort
floki4242: Im in this book?
Twilight_Spark: Legol-ASS
NightValien28: JadedCynic right?!
RoastedGravy: LEG-ol-ASS
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: the Fae probably MADE the 'cursed monkey's paw'
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
amuseoffirebane: what's that saying they referenced in XKCD about people being lucky every day to learn something new?
wynternyghtynggale: still havent teleported yet
KeytarCat: Adam is the lucky 10K!
ATrophonian: The turns of phrase here are jsut On Point.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
hexy_lexy: a PARDON ME?!?!?!
TheWriterAleph: there is only ONE thing worse than eating fae food...
EldarLuin: I've got #6.
JadedCynic: I mean, you KNOW what they're talking about, so the expression works vOv
Cunobelenos: MY CHARIOTS!
HorusFive: Remember the LAST BOW you had?
mtvcdm: You can do Two Things
EldarLuin: You can poke them with a stick!
amuseoffirebane: @KeytarCat that was the one I was thinking of!
Fanklok: I fucking hope so hard it's another bow of back stabbing
thraximore: Sure buddy
lochnessseammonster: mhmm... like the arrow that shoots us in the back
plummeting_sloth: "But.. what's the mileage on this bow"
HundreydAundre: "Look Cam. These aren't ordinary faeries. These are tiny hellspawn. & they will sneak into your bedroom at night. & sew your eyes SHUT. These are my faeries! Also they counter spells!" -Kathleen Friday Nights: The Masters
CaptainSpam: Naturally.
p_johnston: Naturally.
JadedCynic: or we can do ONE thing, and then leave?
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mtvcdm: *Naturally* it only works three times
NotCainNorAbel: Used bow salesman
RealGamerCow: naturally
electra310: Definitely lying
YeetTheRich_: finally we're able to ignore enemies
RoastedGravy: Considering we've been 0 in 2 on accepting gifts so far...
KeytarCat: "$50 to whoever can get the new guy to hurt himself"
plummeting_sloth: we won't need that bow if all the enemies we encounter is horses
libraryrulesrule: I saw a tiktok about this today
Tiber727: Thing #1: Set up a pulley. Thing #2: lift heavy thing above monster.
lirazel64: @keytarcat Very good!
CaptainSpam: I will be very angry if it turns out we need to make exact, specific trades here to finish the game.
JadedCynic: @KeytarCat "I want a piece of that action - I'll put down a cask of fine honey mead!"
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p_johnston: @CaptainSpam Don't curse us like that.
EldarLuin: You know you shouldn't drink it, but not know about the food?!
Fruan: Face... off?
HundreydAundre: Who here thinks Beej called it.
thraximore: I DARE you
Rynehawk: what good could come of this
electra310: That seems unwise
libraryrulesrule: yes
tehfewl: CURSE
wynternyghtynggale: do it
CranstonSnord: "well" known
Rynehawk: just be sweaty
SquareDotCube: Narcissus?
YeetTheRich_: what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
HundreydAundre: Oof. He already did.
p_johnston: I mean probably.
Sibwow: yes clearly
Sogheim: Fountain of Youth and now you're an actual baby
NightValien28: don't do it
Niahlah: curses
Mr_Dirty: do it. challenge the gods
lirazel64: Ummmm...
Twilight_Spark: I haven't heard of it.
zeathean: there is
Fanklok: Why would you rinse your face in the acid fountain
RocknGrohlNerd: wouldn't recommand it
xantos69: Oh yea. you do that and you are mega dead
RoastedGravy: Otaku Jeff is not known for washing his face.
CodeGorilla: 100 percent you fall in and get teleported away.
LurkerSpine: Yeah. Although you could end up getting a sword tossed at you
libraryrulesrule: bodies of water and faeries are very related
zeathean: but is it good or bad is the trick
Juliamon: Washing your face in a public fountain is just rude
call_me_Aras: No????
wynternyghtynggale: its perfectly safe i promise
Dog_of_Myth: Totally normal.....
Oscelot: The river Styx is all I can think of
Cunobelenos: Rusalkas?
Rynehawk: WELP
plummeting_sloth: there could be snakes in there!
EldarLuin: RIP Adam
saucemaster5000: yeah like piranha
JadedCynic: the Fairy Queen might have a nixie friend
electra310: I think it's rude to wash your face in the decorative fountain
lochnessseammonster: we'll get teleported
NightValien28: dead
vouru: money is on teleport
Niahlah: RIP
xantos69: We are trying to!
SpoonfullOfSugar: trust is important
mtvcdm: LRRBot, should we do this?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1423: "*Alex opens Start menu* Hurray, it's over. *Alex reopens game* No!" —Cameron [2014-01-17]
beckett_brass: @wynternyghtynggale I'm holding you to your word.
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
TheWriterAleph: NEVER
kusinohki: was their chat name "not a fairy johnson"?
JadedCynic: OMG, don't listen to THAT guy!
Stonepile3: lawl
elkae: tqsRIP
PharaohBender27: What have you done, @wynternyghtynggale !?
saucemaster5000: responsibility? I'm out
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: extremely safe
Oscelot: Uhoh
p_johnston: Never punished right?
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown ?
crystal_shooter: Just caught up on this today! What a ride
lirazel64: Us? Responsible?
wynternyghtynggale: <3
floki4242: on the internet never
Oscelot: Welp
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GhostValv: tqsSmug
NightValien28: The one person that said yes in a voice of thousand saying one, that who you listened to
xantos69: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
libraryrulesrule: gg, game over
electra310: lol
PMAvers: goddamn fuath.
Thoufeux: LOL
Sogheim: the river lethe?!
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DeM0nFiRe: I mean... technically it didn't kill you
YeetTheRich_: T E L E P O R T E D
UnnnaturalD20: Always trust Twitch Chat
Rynehawk: good stream. thanks.
lochnessseammonster: wooow
Alahmnat: lrrWOW
vouru: mother fu
IbunWest: I mean technically it was safe?\
libraryrulesrule: end of stream
EldarLuin: Fess up!
Wrexadecimal: called it.
Twilight_Spark: Wait, doesn't that mean you escaped?
RomanGoro: Good job, Us!
plummeting_sloth: it was the river Lethe?
Spacepup: It was Lethe
Fanklok: Was that seriously a stygian fountain?
Drasvin: Fountain of Lethe?
RoastedGravy: TWO FOR TWO
p_johnston: Why are so many instant deaths at this point!!!
Niahlah: brain wipe
prince_infidel: THAT'S A GREEK MYTH!
NightValien28: I am not taking responsibility for that
PMAvers: I mean, nothing terrible happened to you.
saucemaster5000: It was Kramburger
Malkmaven1176: LUL
elkae: It was safe!
electra310: You didn't die! It was safe!
Diabore: wizard life SUCKS
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: can't blame us if you can't remember us telling you to do it
lochnessseammonster: sorry... we let you down
Oscelot: Oh Lethe
LordZarano: Needless to say
TheMerricat: to be fair to chat it was perfectly safe
jamesk902: And now you're perfectly safe.
HorusFive: You're fine. It was totally safe.
HundreydAundre: Who promised what?
KeytarCat: Why would Lethe be a fountain?!
PhorrestGaze: I assume we woke up outside?
wynternyghtynggale: <.< >.>
thraximore: it was @wynternyghtynggale LUL
PhoenixMelior: Bahahaha
Alas_Babylon: Zagreus the wizard runs into a wall painted like a tunnel and dies
TSturtledove: The Waters Of Forgetfulness
Juliamon: You didn't die
prince_infidel: thats a greek myth!
EldarLuin: Insta-kill book suuuucks
mtvcdm: Wizard phase is choosing violence
JadedCynic: at least this time you're not TRAPPED forever in the fairy realm...
lirazel64: it WAS safe!
lochnessseammonster: wild night in faerie mound
beckett_brass: @wynternyghtynggale What do you have to say for yourself?
djalternative: It was wynternightengale
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, we've *got* to get Adam to stream some King's Quest games. Same vibe. :d
YeetTheRich_: arguably that is the good ending
wynternyghtynggale: hey i kicked off the drinking game as well
HorusFive: 2 game overs- but neither one was death
ChainedDreamer: High percentage fountain water, worst hangover
TSturtledove: Waters of Forgetfulness strikes again.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh snap, gonna go watch from the start
KeytarCat: So now they're killing you over and over instead of teleporting you
Niahlah: Hey Adam.. what's the drink? double double??
LurkerSpine: um
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo "Save early, save often."
EldarLuin: Don't tell him about the slap dance....
PMAvers: The dancers pull out knives.
hexy_lexy: dancer? race?
kusinohki: until you are forced to dance forever
LurkerSpine: There are a metric shit tons of tales, don't trust the dancers
xantos69: Then adam died to the dancers
plummeting_sloth: well, that's true. you can either be human or dancer
HundreydAundre: So it's just... a cosplaying fighter?
Niahlah: oh god..
atlr: probably dance to death
Malkmaven1176: Famous Last Words
libraryrulesrule: adam has never heard about the cannibalistic ballerinas
Niahlah: NO NO NO
p_johnston: Needless to say here your adventure ends.
NightValien28: dancers are super evil
Drasvin: Fae are known for making people dance forever
Shirts_: dance to death?
EldarLuin: fight the urge, you'll dance forever
Two_Hats: Oh no
Stonepile3: This sounds safe!
philippekav: I mean, they bold the numbers for a reason ;)
holidayMD: don't dance
Sibwow: dancing plague
Cunobelenos: We need an Adam death counter like Dan Floyd does for his Souls games
Rynehawk: i swear to god if you dance you'll be trapped dancing forever
floki4242: o no
mtvcdm: dance f o r e v e r
Two_Hats: this is a bad thing
JadedCynic: @Neddy471 Rule 1 of Streamer-Chat Interaction: Always listen to Chat. Rule 2 of Streamer-Chat Interaction: Never listen to Chat.
Mr_Dirty: dance till you die!
lirazel64: DO NOT DANCE!
HundreydAundre: Exit. Chose the door!
HorusFive: you. will. die.
JadedCynic: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
electra310: Well known folklore! Don't dance!
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, dancing seems like a bad idea
Pessistictimist: don't dance
CaptainSpam: Hell, why not? Let's dance until we die. Kappa
elkae: Don't listen to that one person again Kappa
p_johnston: We are totally dancing forever.
NavelWarfare: Do it coward! Three for three LET'S GO
libraryrulesrule: definitely dance
GhostValv: tqsSmug
PhorrestGaze: are you afraid?
HundreydAundre: The door! Hit the door on your way out!!
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DeM0nFiRe: Haha
EldarLuin: Irish dancing....
Shirts_: put that foot down!
NavelWarfare: benginFingers
wynternyghtynggale: ok this one is really bad
ChargingFerret: walk without rythm
PMAvers: Adam's character has signed up to perform on Stomp
Fanklok: It's Otto's Irresistible Dance, an old AD&D spell
RealGamerCow: Wasnnt there a D&D spell someone's irresistible dancing?
Alas_Babylon: Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the dance
Alas_Babylon: death*
mtvcdm: You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
kusinohki: 3rd times the charm?
GhostValv: I was here :)
EldarLuin: Won't dance... don't ask me... Won't dance... don't make me...
LurkerSpine: Okay, so I looked it up. You can either die, or just go back to 82 lol
xantos69: if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine!
cryomancer20x6: Hoping to see the end tonight!
sydnius: Cotton eye joe
EldarLuin: Clover!
electra310: Eat it!
libraryrulesrule: EAT IT!
bytecaster: Trust the cat!
p_johnston: I mean the cat hasn't steared us wrong yet.
HorusFive: It's the clover of "the cat was lying"
YeetTheRich_: this will be remembered as the day adam savidan became a coward
Cunobelenos: if your friends won’t dance and if they don’t dance, well...
EldarLuin: I EAT I EAT I EAT
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm well, Adam's not a friend, so the rest of the song doesn't apply - my actual friends are fine and dance
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
erased_citizen: These streams are the best, love 'em
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
electra310: Thank you, kitty!
JadedCynic: YAY!
HundreydAundre: Wait. Doth it hath 4 stems? Oh, it does!
PharaohBender27: tqsHype katesHype
JadedCynic: lrrHORN
RoastedGravy: YAAAY
plummeting_sloth: net 3 baby!
RocknGrohlNerd: benginTry
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
HorusFive: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rynehawk: take that fucking mushroom
libraryrulesrule: always eat
JadedCynic: iEat
HundreydAundre: Yay! lucky cloves!
HorusFive: I EAT I EAT
p_johnston: Imagine if we had listened to the cat all the time we would be at 40.
Tiber727: You chose to eat!
Fanklok: Meat and eggs, we eat
YeetTheRich_: wheelerFee wheelerEed
p_johnston: Also I would have loved if the clovers also hit us for five just cause.
JadedCynic: This author is obviously a cat-lover
Twilight_Spark: That was a useful subheading.
philippekav: Goldberry
Kramburger: UM...
magical_writer: cheer50 This are amazing.
Rynehawk: NO DANCING
SquareDotCube: calling it now, it's a selkie
plummeting_sloth: why does everyone want you to dance!
JadedCynic: whew
EldarLuin: More dancing!!
thraximore: If you dance you deserve whatever happens :)
Arclight_Dynamo: 142
Neddy471: 142/143
Rynehawk: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies
plummeting_sloth: Adam is being haunted by the rhythm of the dance
EldarLuin: She's purdy
LurkerSpine: hobbit door
IbunWest: She's in front of a hobbit hole
Fanklok: There's a hobbit hole
RealGamerCow: That 80s hair
EldarLuin: No
lochnessseammonster: nope
Alas_Babylon: notbad dot jpg
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck no!
SquareDotCube: however, if she gives you a sword...
elkae: no
jamesk902: No
thraximore: Absolutely not
EldarLuin: This is not a place of fun.
Twilight_Spark: This wasn't a good idea.
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Territan: As long as you're doing "choose your own adventure" books, could you take a crack at Graham Nelson's "Curses"?
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PMAvers: Adam, assume everything in this place is a mimic.
niccus: fae do not interact
Diabore: dont sit, dont dance, dont eat, dont wash your face
elkae: seabatNogood
p_johnston: I mean they are faeries. Anything fun (dancing, drinking, eating, etc) will be bad.
vouru: lick everything
Neddy471: 2. DO NOT EAT THE FOOD.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: just have a little bit of food it will be fine
Kramburger: Faries are BIG on respect and equal exchange
YeetTheRich_: you're allowed to dance ...
plummeting_sloth: You have crashed someone elses party. Try not to touch anything and see if you can leave
p_johnston: Something, something temptation.
Mcgwee: museum riles
Alahmnat: you do not recognize the faces in the water?
NotCainNorAbel: #1: NO llamas on the bed #2 don't sit on the chair
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam needs to read Instructions, by Neil Gaiman
philippekav: just don't fuck with faeries in general
EmpressTila: You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
JadedCynic: Adam? Dealing with the Fae? Use COLD IRON (even keeping a horseshoe in your pocket, for a last resort threat)
kusinohki: don't eat food. don't dance. don't make bargains. possibly don't make music?
EmpressTila: God I love how many SCP fans are in this chat
mtvcdm: Rule #1: literally every interaction of any kind can have fantastic consequences.
Dog_of_Myth: Rude
vouru: rude
HorusFive: harsh
lochnessseammonster: shade
plummeting_sloth: burn on that carpeter
electra310: Drag that carpenter
YeetTheRich_: vaguely rude
Alas_Babylon: Sebastian? Is that you?
RecursiveAcronym: become a wizard and suddenly know All about carpentry huh
plummeting_sloth: nice bridge, ass
RoastedGravy: Great bridge, idiot. Kappa
RocknGrohlNerd: shots fired
Neddy471: @kusinohki I think "bad" music... good music may make one of them fall in love with you..... yeah, you're right no music.
JadedCynic: lrrBEEJ
shurtal: I could build a better bridge with my giant wallet
Territan: "I've SUNG better bridges than this!"
Two_Hats: My wallet is a better bridge
PhorrestGaze: dead
RocknGrohlNerd: @shurtal LOL
beckett_brass: @Territan I appreciate that pun
PMAvers: Step 1: Use your giant full wallet to hire a better bridge builder.
plummeting_sloth: that's a stairway, not a bridge
KeytarCat: @Territan Oh man, I probably have :P
ChainedDreamer: LUL
EldarLuin: Don'tTransportMeDon'tTransportMe
p_johnston: Look they promised 30 hours of fun from the book and by god they will deliver. Mostly by making you redo this 10 times.
plummeting_sloth: AHAHA
YeetTheRich_: OOF
plummeting_sloth: I fucking knew it!
YeetTheRich_: YEP
Mcgwee: hahaha
plummeting_sloth: takes it away in 2 pages
Arclight_Dynamo: Eject! Eject!
thraximore: just turn around
YeetTheRich_: adam that's cheating Kappa
Niahlah: back to the mushrooms??
JadedCynic: The bridge takes you to your happy afterlife....your cursed king you were trying to save joins you two days later...
Fanklok: I have a feeling that the Faerie Dragon might have the lamp
elkae: He has the wizard hat, can't go back now
Cunobelenos: Adam Death Count: 3
raulghoulia: how is every decision wrong?
lochnessseammonster: these faeries are actually trolls
RoastedGravy: LUL
lirazel64: YA THINK?
zeathean: so undo the spell?
Rynehawk: flip a coin. call it correctly 38 times in a row to win
HundreydAundre: No... no, go for Lampquest! Quest for Lamp!
redyounglink: wizarding ain't easy
NightValien28: and whose fault is that ?
plummeting_sloth: i mean, that wasn't a death, that was trying to duck otu of a game loop
thraximore: glay-stick when-yay ?
electra310: NOPE
mtvcdm: #4....
Rynehawk: WELP
p_johnston: perfect.
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
Wrexadecimal: LOL
RomanGoro: Hahahahahaha
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: seabatApp
PharaohBender27: katesLol
hexy_lexy: W E L P
DeM0nFiRe: lmao they totally made that one item weaker than the others so you would give it away
plummeting_sloth: "Look, this hair is just in a state"
shurtal: sounds like someone shoulda chose the comb
HundreydAundre: Another side quest!
elkae: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Mcgwee: lrrGREED
saucemaster5000: It's a well known fairy trope you need a comb
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe exactly
PharaohBender27: Man, awful lot a fairy experts here in chat
HundreydAundre: Wut? Do you dye if you trade nothing?
JadedCynic: yeah, I was assuming the comb would be 'trading material'
johnhelix: Hullo Adam, Beej, Paul! Just popping in to tell you all that I love you! And now, to the VOD!
Fanklok: Adam what were you doing during your mandatory Faerie studies course in school?
Rynehawk: its certainly worse than the dumb comb
PhorrestGaze: it's bad until it's great, probably
beckett_brass: @johnhelix Hello. Goodbye.
p_johnston: And as the vines strangle you to death needless to say here your adventure ends.
kusinohki: who said it earlier? flip a coin, call it correctly 38 times? seems like adam is on his way to calling it wrong 38 times in a row
shurtal: is that like, reverse horsemanship?
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, when you need plant dust, you REALLY need plant dust.
HorusFive: ALL the horses Paul
BloodnBullets: could the plant dust have protected us from the mushroom bolt?
Territan: Horse bites can be pretti nästi.
kusinohki: a horse bit my sister once
KeytarCat: @BloodnBullets mushrooms aren't plants and I hate it
p_johnston: @BloodnBullets Holy crap probably.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, she's a therapy faerie.
YeetTheRich_: the faerie dragon is actually only the guardian to the true endboss: the faerie HORSE
JadedCynic: given that before this adventure, the Fighter was from a horse-based culture (like the Mongols?) avoiding ANY injury from a horse (even accidental) would probably help you later in life
elkae: @Arclight_Dynamo Therafaerie
asthanius: Welcome to Rolling Some Dice
Lord_ZYRK: Arclight_Dynamo Faeripist
Territan: Now thinking about the "sex therapist" from "Don't Rest Your Head."
plummeting_sloth: Generate a number from 1-12, that is how many years you spend with this fairy
serramarkov: wik wot did the horse bite?
p_johnston: and now we die again?
elkae: Too slow, Zyrk!
HundreydAundre: Well, I don't know. It just sounds sus.
mark_cimino: adam has a hat
Arclight_Dynamo: @elkae @Lord_ZYRK sergeJustRight
asthanius: WAIT
asthanius: HOLD ON
Rynehawk: wait what?
GhostValv: tqsSmug
lochnessseammonster: oh my
MAPBoardgames: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
vouru: wait
beckett_brass: Sucking what!?
electra310: Adult, please!
hexy_lexy: doing WHAT
HorusFive: Vaguley something something
LurkerSpine: tos
elkae: tqsPeach tqsSmug
e_bloc: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Wanna take that again?
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
mark_cimino: emotions
HorusFive: susdFS
prince_infidel: TOS
kusinohki: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
HundreydAundre: [REDACTED]
Lord_ZYRK: elkae mine's better anyway
JadedCynic: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
elkae: @Lord_ZYRK seabatUseless
p_johnston: and this is how we die.
Territan: Again.
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Rynehawk: it said generate. I mean just pick 6 :)
HundreydAundre: >_<
ArdCollider: is this where the vague eroticism happens?
GhostValv: tqsSmug
PhorrestGaze: f
MAPBoardgames: Still not as dangerous as a door.
p_johnston: I remember the door adam.
lochnessseammonster: getting less "vague" with the erotic
ElementalAlchemist: Unluck to death?
beckett_brass: 29
Rynehawk: definitely door vibes
kusinohki: visions of kicking a door to death
thraximore: Doors look different these days
ChainedDreamer: One more!
hexy_lexy: its the door!!!
Territan: It teased you with that 10.
mark_cimino: the door
shurtal: we can die, come on
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: the door!!!
wynternyghtynggale: one door time!
Dog_of_Myth: Door Time!!
itsr67: rematch
PMAvers: Welcome to being on the receiving end of Bite Club, Adam.
ElementalAlchemist: eyyyy
NightValien28: dang it
RocknGrohlNerd: the shuffler is fine, I mean the dices are fine
RealGamerCow: something something sucked so hard his soul left
asthanius: When you roll but the faerie keep sucking
dabudder: Ok so I just watched the vod for this and im so happy to be here in person
Sibwow: i think there was a limit to the succ
UWDJohn: S T A T I S T I C A L L Y U N L I K E L Y
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Mortimew: Squid4 katesLurk
Territan: The succuchovy!
elkae: A path? RIP Butter Road
p_johnston: So we just got mugged right?
mark_cimino: when is a door not a door?
asthanius: How auspicious
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Territan: When it's ajar?
beckett_brass: @mark_cimino When it's a water fairy?
Arclight_Dynamo: Waterfall face.
mark_cimino: lol
TStodden: MOAR Watar!
MAPBoardgames: duskth2Boat
YeetTheRich_: she looks nice
JadedCynic: Siren - fill your ears with wax!
thraximore: now that's what I call high quality h20
HorusFive: It was a door- you didn't NEED to teleport us book. We could just BE in a different room!
CanPlayGames: evil face
ElementalAlchemist: thank you Beej
floki4242: we get to see belopa
RecursiveAcronym: i will laugh everytime so
kusinohki: why is there a face in the water?
vouru: YES BEEJ!
NightValien28: mermaids are evil
plummeting_sloth: You can't believe your eyes! It's a city of owls
MAPBoardgames: Um, sir...
Alas_Babylon: I can't believe my eyes, but it's truuuuuuuue
RocknGrohlNerd: belopa and also YES Beej
Akaiatana: Beej, it's ten thousand. Ten thousand fireflies.
elkae: Good transition from Can't Draw Horses Club
Orgmastron: What kind of mermaid though?
asthanius: Everything you've seen has been of legend
Mcgwee: mermaids aren't a good thing...
wynternyghtynggale: she has a weapon....
Shirts_: mermaids are bad news
GhostValv: tqsSmug
PhorrestGaze: is this the opposite of a foot fetish?
mark_cimino: these water things suck
Neddy471: She's going to kill you.
NightValien28: adam's gonna die again won't he
Sunmare_Dragon: RAW
Bluedevyl: Y'all, I just got back after putting my kids to bed and I legit thought for a moment that Adam was dyeing his hair live on stream... it took a minute before I realized it was the wizard hat :-D I've been laughing for a minute straight...
DeM0nFiRe: jfc
plummeting_sloth: why is THIS doing it for you?It's the same as the other lady, but with a fish tale
p_johnston: but we already have it right?
Lord_ZYRK: ???????
mtvcdm: I'm sorry what
elkae: ??????
YeetTheRich_: did we actually drink it?
beckett_brass: @Bluedevyl Hello. Welcome to being a wizard now!
PMAvers: "So... have you played New Pokemon Snap yet?"
thraximore: This book really is the Dark Souls of Faerie Mounds
JadedCynic: dude; this writer is a DICK :D
mark_cimino: is this a death trap dungeon?
Fruan: Why, book?! "Roll to see how stupid you are?" WHY?
Mcgwee: Water Fae are fucked up
vouru: this game SUCKS!
asthanius: Adam why must you hurt yourself like this
HorusFive: At this point- the book KNOWS you're just going to cheese the rules
SpiffGames: You need to fuck this game back
YeetTheRich_: hah
Mr_Dirty: the spirit of this game is just you die
wynternyghtynggale: wanna take that again
YeetTheRich_: lets goo
Lord_ZYRK: tOo SlOw ElKaE seabatUseless
call_me_Aras: Go back go back just do it
ancientspark: But just dying is the best outcome
RoastedGravy: Well, guess we'll die. *shrug*
elkae: @Lord_ZYRK I was just imitating you
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait you can get the skull in NG+?
Territan: "Is it still there?"
thraximore: if not you die
ElementalAlchemist: Where were we supposed to get a talking skull?
vouru: wtf iz that skull?
Lord_ZYRK: elkae aren't you always Kappa
Bluedevyl: she's a pirate mermaid!
YeetTheRich_: goblin mermaid
ElektroTal: what
RoastedGravy: Oh man, we could've had Boneathan up to this point?!
Neddy471: "YAR!"
theleerm: PERFECT
elkae: @Lord_ZYRK BibleThump
ElektroTal: that is a grimy mermaid
BusTed: what're you buyin'
x0den: dr girlfriend!
mtvcdm: Aye matey!
JadedCynic: @Mcgwee lots of people went missing along the shore, or turned up drowned in a creek; they had to come up with reasons for 'sensible people' having this unfair harm to come to them...
obijam_: what are you sellin?
elkae: Pirate mermaid@
RocknGrohlNerd: what are you buyin'
asthanius: "I need a skull. You packin?"
EldarLuin: THat's random
redyounglink: skulls are cool
Alas_Babylon: Vince McMerman
GhostValv: tqsSmug
MAPBoardgames: Not any stranger than anything else we've met
wynternyghtynggale: she wants the bone
Neddy471: "I NEED A SKULL!"
JadedCynic: *headdesk*
HorusFive: I'm using the only one I have right now- but maybe later
plummeting_sloth: sorry, m'mer'lady
voslan: Skulls to decorate her Skull Throne...
PMAvers: I mean, she needs a skull for her art project.
delta__vee: i mean, technically i have a skull
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hey lady!" /Frink
floki4242: how does a mermaid smoke
Territan: "Hey Merlady!"
JadedCynic: "What does God need with a starship?"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, you have a skull
p_johnston: why do we just keep giving away items?
SpiffGames: After you JUST chose to get dicked over by this game!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaaha
plummeting_sloth: go back, say your spell was still going
rabbitgta: roll back to the sight spell
GhostValv: doodCrazy
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thraximore: this game is not honorable enough not to be cheated through remorselessly
elkae: PJSalt
call_me_Aras: Say your spell was active!!!
mark_cimino: tell us how you really feel adam
ElektroTal: adam just letting them have it
vouru: salted Adam
Mr_Dirty: giver her your radio watch from the other book lrrBEEJ
bytecaster: I'd still argue the spell was active
NotCainNorAbel: elfunkPopcorn
Neddy471: Just retcon back to the "See the Unseen" spell.
elkae: Lot of leftover salt from LoL earlier today
HorusFive: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
lochnessseammonster: the book is a dick... don't ever follow it
RocknGrohlNerd: welcome to highlight reel chat
Lord_ZYRK: How's that working out, Adam?
YeetTheRich_: i think it's waaay to late for benefit of doubt
HundreydAundre: XD
thraximore: WHY would you, this book has killed you for NOTHING
NotCainNorAbel: It is a cruel world
p_johnston: Adam you know they are going to fuck you over at every opportunity.
mtvcdm: The book is not to be trusted
elkae: Adam wrote this book, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of chaos, gamer?
GragSmash: did he die for not giving her head?
call_me_Aras: Really, you didn't think the choose your adventure book wouldn't fuck you over repeatedly???
HorusFive: Quality content here
Thoufeux: Adam's character arc through this book has been incredible
Arclight_Dynamo: It's Ian's Seaman!
thraximore: It's MANLIKE
elkae: Is it man-like?
p_johnston: I would have some respect for this book if it turns out you can't actually beat it.
Sibwow: so you cant paralyze it
vouru: Adam is going to have so many trust issues after this
asthanius: what
InquisitorGaia: Centuaroid Fish?
plummeting_sloth: time to merc this fool with magic
HorusFive: PrideSaba
ElementalAlchemist: "especially ones that stare at his woman"
asthanius: why didn't this happen when you were talking to her?
ElementalAlchemist: excuse me
JadedCynic: Actually wanting to HOLD ONTO inventory items apart from The Quest Item, in an adventure game? Sounds like someone has never played a Sierra **** Quest game, and it shows. You finish the game with JUST the macguffin you need for the quest :D
lirazel64: Pigfish
theleerm: toxic fish masculinity?
Territan: "You bloopin' at my girl? You bloopin' at MY girl??"
thraximore: @p_johnston the only way to win is to reach one the pages that says RUN!
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrFishin
Arclight_Dynamo: "Eat shit, fish!"
Lord_ZYRK: LAZERS KomodoHype
hexy_lexy: pew pew
HorusFive: FU Fish
electra310: Fish filets!
HorusFive: GG
SpiffGames: It's hit on lower in this game, isn't it?
toenolla: F this fish in particular
plummeting_sloth: Zot Zot
JadedCynic: @Neddy471 agreed
YeetTheRich_: if only we had an electric mushroom we could just drop it into the water
Sibwow: yeah isnt it 9 or lower
maximus416: Should be 9 or lower
p_johnston: I assume it's nine or lower because the dragon is 10.
vouru: fish sticks?
electra310: shhhhh
Neddy471: @JadedCynic During early BBS days, you were frowned upon for not referring to them as T$R
Nemo_Rasa: do you still have the free magic missile?
ghyllnox: To be fair you did tell his wife to suck your nuts :D
Spiderhaz: OMG faire mound 3 I'm so happy :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks... mervince?
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MAPBoardgames: As a reward for murdering her husband, she WON'T steal your stuff.
RocknGrohlNerd: @vouru I sense a south park reference..
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! No. Vince MerMahon. That's the joke.
kusinohki: reminds me of Namor
mark_cimino: tibalt?
call_me_Aras: RANGERS!!
jessieimproved: that's not hard to find
YeetTheRich_: @Arclight_Dynamo LUL
HorusFive: @Arclight_Dynamo PrideLaugh
DarkMorford: Behold the viewing globe!
saucemaster5000: Oh please change our class again to sentai warrior
RoastedGravy: Go go Wizard Rangers?
BloodnBullets: I wonder if the mermaid would have got fucked over for not giving us a gift in return?
BusTed: PJSalt
HorusFive: YouDontSay YouDontSay YouDontSay
Lord_ZYRK: MorphinTime
asthanius: oh it's twitch chat
Wrexadecimal: oh NOOO
HorusFive: PJSalt
Alahmnat: you found twitch chat!
elkae: It's us!
p_johnston: This seems like the best gift for adam.
DeM0nFiRe: PJSalt
Nigouki: you found chat
DaSunao: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
thraximore: MORE SALT
JadedCynic: @Neddy471 remember how they stood up for us against The Angry Mothers From Heck? *grumble-tanari-baatezu-grumble*
tenthtechpriest: found us!
ancientspark: NICE
Twilight_Spark: PJSalt
saucemaster5000: hey! We're here!
Territan: Hey now, that was a fresh water mermaid!
NightValien28: we found league of legends chat
vouru: full of salt just like adam because of this book.
hexy_lexy: hey its twitch chat!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Salt is super useful
MAPBoardgames: Like twitch chat.
GhostValv: casket of twitch chat
Wrexadecimal: killed the mermaid, right? manokaSmug
NavelWarfare: Hey, it's us!
Niahlah: "Where are you?!?!" "I'm at Salt!!"
Mcgwee: salt casket!
call_me_Aras: I disagree!!!
Juliamon: What do you MEAN "no purpose whatsover"
TheMerricat: PJSalt
electra310: Salt is not worthless!
lochnessseammonster: you're salty and dead! hurray!
plummeting_sloth: we could fill up any number of holes!
EldarLuin: Salt is super valuable
KV1NN4: are you kidding salt was valuable back tghen!
YeetTheRich_: it is actually league of legends solo queue
thraximore: this chest is PRICELESS
HorusFive: Salt was REAL important before refridgeration
BloodnBullets: trade it to someone
rasterscan: I mean, it's a magical item to trade!
PMAvers: I mean, Adam already has overflowing Salt at this book, does he need more?
DylPage: Wow, you found twitch chat.
paper_tigger: yes! Salt is treasure
LurkerSpine: hey it's a magic item to trade
Akaiatana: "GO TO A DIFFERENT AISLE!" "There's still more salt!"
CranstonSnord: I bet the final boss is a giant slug
Manae: Do you know why I drag this casket behind me? 'Cuz it's full of SALT!
SquareDotCube: crash the salt industry
cutaos: ya lets see how the fish do in salt water now
lemmel: What aisle are you in? SALT
UWDJohn: You found an allegory!
p_johnston: as any good D&D player will tell you infinite anything is usefull.
HundreydAundre: Limitless salt chest?
Territan: Actually, the salt was overflowing before he even got there.
JadedCynic: The romans had an expression "he was worth his salt" because soldiers would be paid in the preserative
Neddy471: @JadedCynic Mothers Against Dungeons and Dragons? Or "Mad about Dungeons and Dragons"? (MADD) Just...
Mcgwee: PJSalt
RocknGrohlNerd: nice work Paul
Tiber727: Being an adventurer is all about finding uses for any item.
blip2004: wtfSalt
Korolan: You found League of Legends
Twilight_Spark: Just hand someone this chest full of salt "here's your guest gift".
EldarLuin: Totally
RoastedGravy: But Beej, what if we need the salt?
electra310: We probably killed the mermaid
Arclight_Dynamo: The mermaid shrivels up and dies.
Territan: Like I said: Freshwater Mermaid.
mtvcdm: I love how these objects in these games just graft object to effect with no concern for the name's mouthfeel.
lochnessseammonster: it's now the dead sea
p_johnston: just screw the mermaid. Salt her pond.
JadedCynic: The New Dead Sea
Manae: Mermaids are fresh water faerie!
Juliamon: It's a saltwater marsh now
DeM0nFiRe: That was a fresh water merrow, you killed him twice
HorusFive: Dead Sea mermaids are going to be upset
thraximore: oh yeah, salinity is doneso
vouru: fuck that mermaid
EldarLuin: Just add water
asthanius: "Just add water!"
PhorrestGaze: open it
Arclight_Dynamo: "Dry water" is some "headlight fluid" shit.
plummeting_sloth: it's for dry cleaning
saucemaster5000: It's called ice
rasterscan: Pure hydrogen?
JadedCynic: oh hell, please don't....
HundreydAundre: How did Adam survive the first campaign!?
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
electra310: RIP
p_johnston: And that was the third time i died.
PaperDoopliss: Adam always opens bottles, never jars
DeM0nFiRe: It's hydrogen and oxygen gas, it explodes
GhostValv: it has a person in there
call_me_Aras: Turns you into a mummy doesn't it
thraximore: It's ok, we're in full finger-in-the-pages mode now
KeytarCat: @HundreydAundre teleportation
HundreydAundre: Even the wizard pursued to frog him to death as a fighter campaign!
p_johnston: Why does she have this bottle?
TheMerricat: Dry water, an unusual form of "powdered liquid", is a water–air emulsion in which tiny water droplets, each the size of a grain of sand, are surrounded by a sandy silica coating. ... It is also more commonly known among researchers as empty water.
Alahmnat: oh, the *verb* dry
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oooooh! It's a verb, not an adjective!"
EldarLuin: Guess she came back
electra310: She dove into the water and you drank it
mtvcdm: She left, now she's back and here to kill you
Mcgwee: haha fuck you mermaid
KV1NN4: differnet mermaid?
YeetTheRich_: she was in the water but you sucked it up
JadedCynic: so now she's coming back to save her habitat
lochnessseammonster: we turned it to saltwater and then took it away
beckett_brass: @TheMerricat Interesting!
p_johnston: we are so screwed.
PMAvers: Gettin' bottled
Mcgwee: nope
electra310: Hey, now we've got a magic bottle too
p_johnston: I mean... shes not wrong.
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
asthanius: "I was really hoping I'd get to kiss the fish lady"
Neddy471: Hey, her boyfriend tried to kill you!
Twilight_Spark: This author.
Wrexadecimal: This is some big wallet energy
mtvcdm: Mermaid has a point
DeM0nFiRe: Killed her husband, destroyed her home, stole her salt
p_johnston: and stole her casket.
Juliamon: Mermaid was completely justified in her anger
EldarLuin: lrrFINE lrrFINE
HorusFive: Killed her husband, Destroyed her ecosystem, Drained her home and then F'd off
rasterscan: Free magical bottle!
thraximore: this is colonialism, baby
Nigouki: you're the Avengers at Sokovia! Kappa
YeetTheRich_: otaku jeff was the villain all along
dabudder: Remember when we got those backstabbing arrows?
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
Neddy471: Well, to be fair, the Merrow attacked first.
LurkerSpine: Okay, hear me out, don't take the gold
JadedCynic: we came in, turned down her fair offer of help, killed her beloved, stole her salt, tried to drain her water, and then fled
electra310: Just open the bottle again, it'll be a path
HorusFive: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
p_johnston: Why did we pick it up?
PhorrestGaze: what could go wrong?
NavelWarfare: That's bait
asthanius: Adam I swear to god
Juliamon: "This doesn't look suspicious at all!"
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
mtvcdm: Of course we take the gold
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
CranstonSnord: hey, I've seen Canadian rivers
Pteraspidomorphi: It's probably just teleporting gold
Oscelot: Aaah aaah
floki4242: f the mound we can be the salt king
PhorrestGaze: lrrGREED
RoastedGravy: Who needs gold when we have SALT?
mtvcdm: What could go wrong
p_johnston: Adam it is blatantly a trap.
Pessistictimist: but... gold
TacitusVigil: or,or...we use the Birkenhead to drain all the water?
CanPlayGames: lrrSPOOP
RocknGrohlNerd: free gold, what could go wrong
Mcgwee: leprechaun ssss
HundreydAundre: Why take gold when you can STEAL IT!?
TacitusVigil: the bottle
HorusFive: ELF ELF ELF!
Vanbael: GOT EM!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: PrideLaugh
tenthtechpriest: IT'S YA BOI
Sogheim: but you have spells!
YeetTheRich_: oh hai mark
Mcgwee: yes
p_johnston: The only way it could be more obvious was if it had a sign that said "trap"
MAPBoardgames: It's a Nelf!
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EldarLuin: But the elf is good though, right?
CanPlayGames: E L F D
DoctorHutch: lrrHORN
Fruan: Get ELFED
JadedCynic: WHALE PLAID, lrrPAUL SeemsGood
asthanius: Kurt Elf
HundreydAundre: Elf's gold! Steal this gold! Steal this gold!
shurtal: Curt Angle Elf?
Vanbael: Hello Kurt Elf
Wrexadecimal: Curtis elf?
hexy_lexy: Curt Elf?
OmnipotentTrevor: The elf has been nothing but good until now
CanPlayGames: The Kurt Russle Elf
RealGamerCow: So the elf bookmark just gets put in randomly?
kusinohki: "that man has a light grenade for a head!"
p_johnston: Now you tell us!
Makimachine: harmless, harmless!?!
thraximore: and now we get the advice hahahahahahahaha
asthanius: huh
plummeting_sloth: oh, thanks?
electra310: Thanks, elf! Back to dying
PaperDoopliss: Oh good, he warned us
obijam_: doesnt seem very curt of him
CanPlayGames: Cool Elf
Mcgwee: oh ok
HorusFive: The elf is the best (least lethal) encounters thus far
JadedCynic: to be fair, that advice would've been better sooner esp about the food & drink
obijam_: unless thats his name
HundreydAundre: Magic vials are inconspicuous here?!
floki4242: the help elf
PharaohBender27: katesLol
asthanius: who woulda guessed
ancientspark: A small fairy?! I HATE IT
bytecaster: It was fairy gold after all
Fruan: Trees bad, fire good, only drink don't eat. This seems like terrible advice.
e_bloc: sur fucking prize
Mcgwee: helpful elf?
Cunobelenos: All hail Kurt the Elf
JadedCynic: ah, gaelic
ancientspark: YES
thraximore: Killian
RobotHitchhiker: There's that comedy bit where the performer stumbles around a stage full of mouse traps. That's what this feels like.
HundreydAundre: Aw, shit! A Braizen Borrower!
MAPBoardgames: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
rasterscan: We are the baddies
kusinohki: do you even have a dagger anymore?
EldarLuin: That'll end well
Neddy471: You're going to fully stab yourself in the face.
ForOhForError: all jeff wanted was free gold
p_johnston: this is probably fine.
asthanius: fffff
kusinohki: the book author is smiling
YeetTheRich_: her big brother is the faerie dragon
HorusFive: You- Adam- must smile as you turn the page
Twilight_Spark: No, you need to be smiling before coming to 110.
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME
Orgmastron: Nuggies! PogChamp
fastlane250: ohhhh i got fooled by my notification and thought this was something else lrrAWW
JadedCynic: breaks!
Korolan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
asthanius: do the cool thing
electra310: DUPE IT
lochnessseammonster: do it!
Pharmacistjudge: i say it works
rasterscan: Dupe it
Vyous: dupe it
Oscelot: whatever's more entertaining
LurkerSpine: works how you want
DeM0nFiRe: Doesnt say you cant duplicate it whenever yo uwant
hexy_lexy: DUPE IT
plummeting_sloth: fuck this game, make it easier
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dupe
TheMerricat: you. can
HorusFive: In this system- Beej's thing seems to make sense
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought it duplicated them all tbh
wynternyghtynggale: we already know not to trust what i say
Arclight_Dynamo: Dupe as you please. This book hates you; take any advantage.
JadedCynic: the amulet basicly gives you extra spell uses - good to go
NavelWarfare: I'd allow it
bytecaster: Dupe it!
Twilight_Spark: I think the risk-reward on whether *this* is the spell you want to duplicate is fun enough.
JadedCynic: Dupe away!
call_me_Aras: Take any advantage that vague language will give you in this book!!
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bytecaster: This would be the kind of a game that has various dupe glitches, so this is really on flavour
KeytarCat: any spell from those you took originally is fair game
DarkMorford: Damn, I love this remix
KeytarCat: or, you have to dupe them before you cast them
ContingentCat: I believe I heard in the law when there's ambiguity it breaks to the defence so dupe
TheMerricat: anyone who's watched beens play it forward knows what his answer is going to be
Mortimew: Excedrin doing a video game ad, jeez
electra310: Ambiguity in contracts is construed in favor of whoever did not write the contract, so close enough!
NewtyNewts: I'm late to the party, but it looks like we're continuing where we left off last week?
Juliamon: Yup
ContingentCat: yup
beckett_brass: @NewtyNewts Essentially, yes.
p_johnston: We've died three times!
PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts Indeed, and we've already hit some "Game over!" pages :D
NewtyNewts: I'll have to rewatch the start and see what's happened so far I think
electra310: We have already died SO MUCH
beckett_brass: @NewtyNewts We have made some progress, however. Most of it has been...questionable as to how good it was?
TheMerricat: not died Game over we lived both times
Spacepup: Was... was there a fart noise?
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JadedCynic: @Spacepup good, I wasn't sure if it was the stream, my game, or actually in the room
ContingentCat: oh no I just noticed the live time I thought it started at 9pm est not 8 so I was later than I thought
hexy_lexy: @Spacepup awkward_fart.wav :P
NewtyNewts: I'll head out and get started on catching up then.
PharaohBender27: @Spacepup Did you misinterpret the song's opening note, maybe?
TheMerricat: Adam is taking the improv rule of always saying yes to the extreme. it's been good
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat Hello. Welcome to being a wizard.
vouru: water break!
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat Also, our character is constantly getting screwed over.
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Sounds like an Adam move to me, all right
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 so does BGC put a literal *raspberry* 'fart noise' in the start of this song (or end of the previous one?)
p_johnston: @beckett_brass I mean thats not new.
saucemaster5000: Alright I'm switching to cider and drinking for every teleport
ContingentCat: @beckett_brass sounds like fairy mound, are we being screwed over in vaugely erotic way too?
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 when do you want the paramedics sent?
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Not that I'm aware of, but that was the closest explanation I could think of. I didn't hear a fart noise myself.
mark_cimino: back
beckett_brass: @p_johnston I mean, it's new to me; I usually don't watch these CYOA stories, and I didn't watch the previous two episodes.
NavelWarfare: @contingentcat Not even vaguely, at one point
abracadaver23: Rephrase that adam
NightValien28: vaguely erotic
Twilight_Spark: Hot.
HorusFive: vaguely erotic?
abracadaver23: you madman
beckett_brass: @p_johnston if Faerie mound, that is.
p_johnston: @JadedCynic I heard the noise.
x0den: can they just kill us insteaad? please?
saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic already called I'm responsible
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 SeemsGood have fun....
DeM0nFiRe: All you gotta do is put one copy of the spell in a grave...
RocknGrohlNerd: avngrFingers pwease kill us instead
thraximore: We don't do that here
RoastedGravy: We teleport around these parts. Kappa
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thraximore: yes... it DOES seem rather silly now that you mention it
ContingentCat: wow rude
bytecaster: Have some salt I guess
HorusFive: Give them the salt
plummeting_sloth: hope you like salt
JadedCynic: give them the salt bottle
asthanius: Salt casket
Sogheim: S A L T I'm so excited!
asthanius: So much salt
ghyllnox: Yeah that's what I do with new things, poke and prod at them grumpily
ContingentCat: give them these hands
JadedCynic: gee, we had the chance for this
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p_johnston: This is just an adventure game now right?
elkae: Wouldn't you need wings of flying?
DeM0nFiRe: The mermaid wanted the skull
Twilight_Spark: Oh no.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, you fucked up, huh. If we had the comb, we'd have been able to trade up for the lamp. Now we're hooped.
Twilight_Spark: Is this a trade quest?
DeM0nFiRe: The mermaid wanted the talking skull I think
p_johnston: Ah right the skull.
HorusFive: The skull- which as I recall you need to get from the Fairy King at the BEGINNING OF THE ADVENTURE
wynternyghtynggale: so this has just become a giant add for craigs list
Gildan_Bladeborn: @HorusFive It's in the same room as him, yes.
p_johnston: I maintain we are just getting repeatedly mugged.
Arclight_Dynamo: @HorusFive And which we lose when we become a wizard.
Twilight_Spark: What if you could retrieve the skull by going over the bridge back to the King's area? Wowee
saucemaster5000: Karlians
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam deliberately didn't do any of the things he did originally though... so, no skull.
BrindleBoar: Killians is funnier.
ContingentCat: it's fantasy, pronounce it how you want
YeetTheRich_: coolio's
PhorrestGaze: after we stab them it's killed-iens
hexy_lexy: i think its COO-lee-ans
Lord_ZYRK: It's pronounced "Cool dudes" CoolCat
Oscelot: Gaelic yes, welsh no, sadly
HorusFive: Bug zapper HypeZap
EldarLuin: Bug zapper
JadedCynic: yeah, this is sounding very much like a King's Quest game - I need to get the dwarf a fixed pickaxe by giving a jewelled collar to a talking dog, which we got from a tree-ent for transplanting a bird's nest that fell out - using a ladder we got....
PMAvers: Adam pulls out the arcane version of those electric tennis rackets you use to kill bugs.
asthanius: one cloud
plummeting_sloth: good ol Spellcaster build in DS3
thraximore: make sure to T-pose while you do it
JadedCynic: Adam "Bug Zapper Wizard" Savidan
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
plummeting_sloth: Adam casts Chain Lightening
bytecaster: They could have just taken the salt
lyropithic: A not unreasonable reaction
DeM0nFiRe: Adam must be playing as Arc Witch
JadedCynic: to be fair, that sounds like a rational reaction....
Arclight_Dynamo: "Holy shit, he exploded Marvin!"
RoastedGravy: Man, stream on my end buffered at the perfect time for that scream.
HorusFive: HypeZap HypeZap HypeZap HypeZap HypeZap
ContingentCat: wat
Cunobelenos: Adam “Fuck around and find out” Savidan
JadedCynic: ^^^^
EldarLuin: Interesting phrasing
ContingentCat: are faries a currency?
prince_infidel: Damn
p_johnston: Thats a weird way to say dead.
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SpoonfullOfSugar: they have no circulation anymore
jamesk902: You have removed their blood so they are out of circulation.
JadedCynic: chain-lightning'ed the whole lot of them
thraximore: Faeries are a cryptocurrency
falcn120: lol, technically that's true
Orgmastron: LIBERATED
control_rig: Do they mean "out of commission?"
EldarLuin: what were they circulating?
JadedCynic: well, my headcanon is 1-dead, rest-fled
HundreydAundre: Are they friends now?
plummeting_sloth: unless the secret bridge goes bak to the faire king
saucemaster5000: Just slam it with your staff before the balrog comes
RoastedGravy: Yo dawg, I heard you like bridges. So I built a bridge on top of your bridge.
SquareDotCube: you put them out of print
BusTed: Well their blood is certainly no longer circulating.
p_johnston: Now hear me out... We go back to the fairy king to get the skull and then redo the entire book.
p_johnston: Only takes 5 more streams.
Arclight_Dynamo: Are we the one true king of Britain?
bytecaster: That either kills you or makes you a king, 50/50
Alahmnat: sure
JadedCynic: well, you can try, but you're not going to do much with it...
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: You gotta be kidding me
CyberColossus: oh come the fuck on..
beckett_brass: So do we become king now?
iris_of_ether: Once and Future Adam...
plummeting_sloth: "Legally distinct Excallibur"
elkae: tqsKnife
hexy_lexy: lrrWOW
wynternyghtynggale: nah its perfectly safe
asthanius: There’s a hidden S under the rock
EldarLuin: PopCorn
JadedCynic: Hey, Merlin! Check this out!
Lord_ZYRK: Ha ha excali go BURRRR
Pteraspidomorphi: Watch out, if you get the sword you might have to sit on a throne!
RomanGoro: It seems like a trap, which means it isn't a trap?
HundreydAundre: It's a fake. It must be.
raulghoulia: you could rule England!
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, fuck you, book! Excalibur comes from the Lady in the Lake! The sword in the stone is a DIFFERENT sword!
p_johnston: You are now king. Needless to say your adventure end here.
Diabore: ELF
Lord_ZYRK: WutFace
RoastedGravy: Let's become King of the Britons!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy!
Wrexadecimal: LMAO
Twilight_Spark: lol
elkae: @Lord_ZYRK *golf clap*
mtvcdm: So fast!
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: wow
Vanbael: ANOTHER!!!!
Oscelot: roflmao that timing
control_rig: The ELF
ContingentCat: this is no way to form a government
NotCainNorAbel: pull the sword, go grab another book
bytecaster: You rule England. Your adventure ends.
HorusFive: It's ya boi Elf
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
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thraximore: double jeopardy!
Diabore: OH NO
p_johnston: Shit.
HundreydAundre: You again?!
hexy_lexy: OH NO
EldarLuin: Oh good
PharaohBender27: katesScared
PhorrestGaze: elf fight!
wynternyghtynggale: see like i said perfectly safe
control_rig: Oh noooo
SquareDotCube: "I see you are pulling out a sword. Would you like some help?"
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drasvin: Pull on the sword and an elf pops out
mtvcdm: Elf is getting tired of this
RoastedGravy: Maybe it's the Final Fantasy weapon Excalibur.
p_johnston: this is going to go badly.
saucemaster5000: maybe he'll angrily give you cookies
JadedCynic: Elf is losing his patience with us
Arclight_Dynamo: Thunderdome!
ContingentCat: wow racist elf?
Pteraspidomorphi: Was about to say
YeetTheRich_: vaguely racist
EldarLuin: Thems fighting words
OmnipotentTrevor: Are we going to see the full range of elf
HorusFive: Fight me HypeZap
Oscelot: @ContingentCat I mean I'm just surprised it took them this long tbh
p_johnston: This would have been much more appropriate after murdering the fairies.
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: People die when they are killed, yes
OmnipotentTrevor: He'll have to be more specific. You've interfered with A LOT.
Sibwow: hes manlike
ChainedDreamer: This dude is hella strong
Arclight_Dynamo: I cast "Incinerate Elf."
thraximore: This guy doesn't fight much
thraximore: The others just died of boredom
plummeting_sloth: later idiot
RoastedGravy: Don't you have a spell to make an enemy friendly?
CanPlayGames: Oh No! The Elf is gonna Bone you!
ghyllnox: If I win, you will be transported back to what you were doing. But you will be dead!
Lord_ZYRK: "If I win. . . well you see those bones? I'll make you drink bone broth until you pee your pants!"
hexy_lexy: we get it you vape!!!
PhorrestGaze: we get it
Rourke9: I assume it’s worded like that so you can get sent here from multiple places
EldarLuin: Peace out
HorusFive: The Green Mist!
YeetTheRich_: pocket sand!
HundreydAundre: YEET
Arclight_Dynamo: Pocket sand! Sha-sha!
RoastedGravy: Smokescreen!
control_rig: Buh BYE
SquareDotCube: give them a stone cold stunner
JadedCynic: @Oscelot given our fucking around, yeah, he's been pretty saintly with his patience for us
plummeting_sloth: "You have 2 options. Either you win and transport you or I win or you're dead" "I stun you" "You have 3 options"
p_johnston: I would also point out we have hit the elf quite a bit these two streams.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
thraximore: wait I tab away for ONE second and the elf is already dead?
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
control_rig: What
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: LUL WHAT
plummeting_sloth: The once and future IDIOT
EldarLuin: PJSalt
Wrexadecimal: loool
Oscelot: Fair yeah lol @JadedCynic
elkae: seabatApp
JadedCynic: Adam take the THIRD option between win and be teleported back, and dying
ContingentCat: they're not wrong
Oscelot: Waaaaaow
thraximore: fuck you book, lmfao
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown
Arclight_Dynamo: Fair play, book. :D
HundreydAundre: WUT? I called it as a fake, but W U T?!
AranMathai: There are worse things than being a Wizard-King.
bytecaster: If you name your character "Arthur" does this page unlock a secret ending?
BusTed: God William Shakespeared.
HorusFive: To be fair- that guy can already get bent
BusTed: got*
EldarLuin: Mission done
BluJester: You become king and deathly ill...
JadedCynic: "Look at me, *I* am the King now."
YeetTheRich_: i think is written by a guy called adam savidan?
CyberColossus: reminds me of Edge of Tomorrow
PMAvers: Originally published: 1987
Oscelot: There are two writers inside you...
HorusFive: Within you are two writers ...
EldarLuin: "Mixed"
Gildan_Bladeborn: I believe the phrase is... "mixed".
NotCainNorAbel: there are two writers inside you
NightValien28: 50\50 some hate some like
Arclight_Dynamo: There are two writers inside you; they both hate you.
ContingentCat: there's the night writing while drunk then the morning writing hung over
plummeting_sloth: but it's the Dark Souls of Choose your own Adventure game
JadedCynic: this book was written before 'bipolar' was in the PDR
ancientspark: Nah, the steam rewards would all be full of memes
thraximore: @Oscelot both are unemployed
ancientspark: It'd be great
Ballistic_Meatball: wildly divergent: wait, what
KeytarCat: I'd watch the speedrun
ElementalAlchemist: One writer is in love with you, and one hates you and everything you've ever loved. You may ask them one question.
Drasvin: Pulling Excalibur wouldn't make you king of Faeriemound. It would make you king of some fantasy place called England.
bytecaster: Terrible meta progression though
Pteraspidomorphi: I wanna be the wizard
Ballistic_Meatball: happened in your run? I never saw that, game was e3
JadedCynic: it's a BOOK - what's the AMAZON reviews like for it @LoadingReadyRun ?
Oscelot: @thraximore I mean that goes without saying ;)
HundreydAundre: Steam Awards have value?
KeytarCat: Wait, isn't this Dragon's Lair?
PerryTheBanana: darks souls is the faerie mound of videogames
BusTed: Like ya do.
JadedCynic: hiya Luggage!
Alahmnat: that's a trap
YeetTheRich_: leather pouch has never betrayed us right?
p_johnston: This seems like a bad idea for some reason.
TacitusVigil: just jump in adam
wynternyghtynggale: perfectly safe ;D
beckett_brass: So we have a bag of holding, but probably trapped.
Stonepile3: I mean, you have to do it
plummeting_sloth: there's an unlimited amount of hands in there
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
Vanbael: do it
Kazman20a: bag of devouring here we come
Arclight_Dynamo: "I pee in the bag."
control_rig: That seems like a TERRIBLE idea
NavelWarfare: Do it coward!
gualdhar: please don't put your hand in an asshole
floki4242: do it
ContingentCat: heck why not just put your head in and look around
JadedCynic: I mean, how do we PUT things IN the suitcase withOUT putting our hand in?
thraximore: You are contractually obligated to put at least one appendage inside
p_johnston: You can live with only one hand.
HorusFive: Adam "Commit to the bit" Savidan
control_rig: AHAHAAHAHAH
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Oscelot: It's going to be an imp from the last Dice Friends campaign. ;)
ContingentCat: wat
plummeting_sloth: it's the Elf!
hexy_lexy: A WHAT
Oscelot: Um.
beckett_brass: Wait wht
JadedCynic: 1UP
Oscelot: I WAS JOKING.
YeetTheRich_: what the acual shit??
tenthtechpriest: and it turns out a wizard was using it as a portable toilet!
prince_infidel: WHAT
elkae: 2020Pajamas 2020Pajamas 2020Pajamas
saucemaster5000: leif erikson?
floki4242: what
empyreon: a whole damn human bean
EldarLuin: "And now for my next trick...."
Oscelot: Oh nooooo
YeetTheRich_: what is this
bytecaster: Maybe he can give you a map
YeetTheRich_: no
redyounglink: if you find a tiny man in a suitcase, do you let him out?
Vanbael: destroy it now!
serramarkov: you let him out of the jar
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: Kupo Limpah!
VmKid: Kooloo limpah!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: I'm sensing a theme here . . .
Gildan_Bladeborn: You kidnapped Robin Hood!
thraximore: Fancy meeting you here, stranger
Tiber727: You let someone out of the suitcase Adam!
Orgmastron: YES BEEJ
hexy_lexy: WHAT THE HELL
YeetTheRich_: i don't fucking believe it
ancientspark: MMMMM
NotCainNorAbel: you let him out of the jar/case
Oscelot: rofl wtf
electra310: what happening
Fruan: I hate this book. hate hate hate.
BusTed: 🎈
fastlane250: this is gettin’ wacky tobaccy
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: What even is this book lmao
ContingentCat: oh NO
CaptainSpam: YES BEEJ YES
Naarius: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: And now Adam can't read because he's laughing too hard
plummeting_sloth: and so you're interfered with history. King John wins
empyreon: LUL LUL LUL
EldarLuin: Stream over
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Take this Mr. Fairy!
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Vyous: This isn't my beautiful Sherwood!
wynternyghtynggale: we got the adam laugh we love!!!
prince_infidel: the fuck...
Vanbael: beej you're killing me, as in I laughed so hard I can't breath!
YeetTheRich_: this is like beej wrote a parody on this book
Oscelot: Are we in the bad parts of Animaniacs?
NotCainNorAbel: wrong hat
raulghoulia: adam laughing makes me so happy
voslan: Beej that was fucking impresive.
bytecaster: This feels like the big twist at the end is, that this is just a bad trip incorporating books you have read recently
thraximore: This book is just cameos isn't it
Sibwow: if this book was made today we would see gatsby
NoTomToLose: Nothin' up my sleeve... PRESTO!
LurkerSpine: well hey, you get a key
saucemaster5000: wow good bullwinkle
JadedCynic: Oh. My. FUCKING. GOD!!!! If this was the quality of writing for TSR, I could've been making money from them for DECADES!!!! :(
like_100_bears: I've been here the whole stream but WHAT IS GOING ON
Kramburger: He's just looking for a few Merry Men ;)
chibi_bento: we have achieved peak Adam laugh. I love it.
plummeting_sloth: you just condemned Robin Hood to die
Arclight_Dynamo: "Say hi to Shakespeare for me!"
YeetTheRich_: he is off to find william shakespeare
fastlane250: back in the sack
raulghoulia: it's pretty much a jar
kdefinition: So there is a game like this on Steam, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain
NoTomToLose: This was Fiend Hunter's bag, from Innistrad
thraximore: hey, that's not a east European accent
floki4242: can we get in the bag
JadedCynic: @like_100_bears I've been here for three streams and I can't tell anymore
62MGcobra: because "content"
TacitusVigil: @arclight_dynamo Robin Hood has no idea who that is ;p
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's very traditional to give people keys when they pull you out from a sack. Kappa
Tiber727: Adam has a strict policy of not rescuing people from containers.
plummeting_sloth: Adam is taking us on a tour of Yugoslavia
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Hey, look... :D
raulghoulia: adam does a great australian accent
Raiger: Adam's not a voice actor and we're not sure if this is actually a book...
like_100_bears: @jadedcynic glad to know i'm not the only one
electra310: @Gildan_Bladeborn That is faerie lore everyone knows
Oscelot: I love your voices Adam. They crack me up every time X3
JadedCynic: @kdefinition to actual BOOK would be better than anything that's been adapted onto Steam
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam would make a great Morty
BusTed: NotLikeThis
TheMerricat: So chat, fun fact, the lady who wrote this went on to write about 40 or so nonfiction books after leaving TSR
BirdSorcerer: sooo, can we jump in the bag and be in a REAL STORY?!?
PMAvers: Honestly, with how English this book has been, I wonder if our lord *is* King Arthur.
Pharmacistjudge: Hold on, you've done voice overs before and you've been paid for it. So techinically you are.
p_johnston: Irish= eastern europe itally= Eastern Europe french = Eastern Europe.
Lord_ZYRK: Oofa doofa
SurfDownstage: lrrBEEJ_FC
Kikazi: I think you're doing an awesome job, Adam. I'm certainly having a good time :D
HorusFive: Adam- "NO, my brand!"
elkae: Oh my god
Gildan_Bladeborn: Entrapment!
Lord_ZYRK: Time to hang up your streamer hat seabatYIKES
TacitusVigil: @arclight_dynamo 400 years apart!
Kramburger: Robin Hood, eco socialist
control_rig: Whuff
NotCainNorAbel: he is good if you are poor
tenthtechpriest: TOS
lyropithic: The archetypical Chaotic Good, in fact
control_rig: At least buy me dinner first
Oscelot: UM.
Vyous: Opium?
hexy_lexy: TOS
Twilight_Spark: Vaguely erotic.
ElementalAlchemist: do WHAT
TheBearBee: Eat me out Gamer
HorusFive: Vaguely erotic
thraximore: now the opening song from the film is in my head
p_johnston: This totally traps us here forever.
plummeting_sloth: yes, he's inherently good and you just removed him from the time stream and condemned him to wander a faire cave forever
CaptainSpam: The answer is always an emphatic "no". Kappa
Vanbael: buy it a drink first
Kramburger: You'll be happy for the rest of your life
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial ?
beckett_brass: Time to do drugs?
Fruan: Is this a clover?
Lord_ZYRK: Can you take a shit directly on the flower instead?
ContingentCat: but it's a flower, what could go wrong?
like_100_bears: you've heard of"girl-in-a-box"? now have "boy-in-a-bag!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: The "first" time you ate something, you only got enormously sick.
p_johnston: I mean the clovers were ok.
Raiger: So...time to EAT!
CanPlayGames: I keep trying to eat my sadness away. It doesn't work in the long run
thraximore: opium is even more valuable than salt, or so I am told
YeetTheRich_: it's an opium poppy
Diabore: but what if its a triple blind
EldarLuin: Feed me.... FEED ME.... FEED ME SEYMOUR!
plummeting_sloth: don't you have the powder that stops plant stuff happening
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I know, right? I totally should've submitted high school lit assignments, they were of better quality
Lord_ZYRK: Have fun tasting the sky
Vanbael: you got high
TacitusVigil: but what would Gwyneth Paltrow do...
JadedCynic: oh wow, that's gonna hurt
YeetTheRich_: this is the good ending
control_rig: HAHAHAHAHA
elkae: It's like a CYOA stream!
plummeting_sloth: ahhh, mushrooms then
control_rig: Yep. That scans
EldarLuin: Seems legit
thraximore: didn't someone literally die from laughing once?
like_100_bears: ew
saucemaster5000: yup shrooms
YeetTheRich_: W O R T H
TherapyforNarwhals: Thanks stupid flower
SurfDownstage: *laughs for three hours* *vomits*
BirdSorcerer: worth it these days
Lord_ZYRK: That's drugs, kids
TherapyforNarwhals: Flowey really sucks
BloodnBullets: only 1 for a 3hr trip? worth it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no!
InquisitorGaia: mmmmmmm drugs
JadedCynic: @elkae yep; by TSR so there's some dice-related combat
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial hey
Lord_ZYRK: Not yours, Pharmacistjudge
EldarLuin: well we could go over the bridge... we just can't see it
JadedCynic: that entry was a salve to the FBI "Winners don't use drugs"
elkae: @JadedCynic I meant laughing for three hours is like watching one of these streams ;)
ElementalAlchemist: "Conduct combat with the nugget." Oh, great.
thraximore: @elkae I don't usually throw up after though
Fanklok: Reverse Midas
Driosenth: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
EldarLuin: Hey Midas
wilcoxchar: oh no it's the bait gold
CaptainSpam: Biscuitdoughhands Man strikes again!
Pteraspidomorphi: No, Robin Hood was fine
fastlane250: It was Goldnuggethandsman! I knew it!
elkae: @thraximore "usually"
Oscelot: Katamari Midas-yyyy
EldarLuin: HSWP
like_100_bears: nugget acquired
Raiger: I mean to be fair, eating every random thing you come across is USUALLY a bad decision...
BusTed: The nugget or your hand...?
thraximore: @thraximore umbraSmile
x0den: the clove was a good decision
Gildan_Bladeborn: No good decisions, says the man who pulled Robin Hood from a sack.
NotCainNorAbel: the only way to win is to not to play
wynternyghtynggale: rip hand
EldarLuin: The gold.... or your hand??
JadedCynic: @elkae yeah...I'm glad I've never had abdominal pains from laughing at LRRstreams for more than a day...
RomanGoro: I kinda want to go trough this book and compile the statistics of how often you get punished / rewarded / neutral
YeetTheRich_: i feel like this is actual NG+ and it just cranks everything up to max
HorusFive: blow your hand off you coward!
hexy_lexy: so i started BLASTING
electra310: Giving the cat the cream was a good decision
ContingentCat: do itttt
TacitusVigil: and that's how Adam blasted off his own hands
HorusFive: It worked in RE7
EldarLuin: Once you lose your hand, you get a chainsaw!!
elkae: @JadedCynic It's perfectly safe!
serramarkov: you are dealing with the fey, there are no good decisions
Pteraspidomorphi: hahahaha
Juliamon: Adding "conduct combat with the nugget" to !advice
lirazel64: That's what you get for touching nuggies.
JadedCynic: @electra310 and listening to the elf
Oscelot: Bless @Juliamon XD
thraximore: hahahahahaha
Lord_ZYRK: Let's fuck this nug UP
Fruan: @Juliamon You are the best.
RealGamerCow: Thank you Juliamon
HorusFive: @Juliamon ysbrydMod
DeM0nFiRe: lol Juliamon
CranstonSnord: the nugget's alignment is Au-ful Evil
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove
mark_cimino: lazer
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
JadedCynic: *tries to catch breath before something ELSE hillarious happens next*
DarkMorford: Do we have the free magic missile?
beckett_brass: @CranstonSnord I appreciate that joke.
TacitusVigil: just cut off the skin, Adam
RealGamerCow: DarkMorford not anymore
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like_100_bears: @cranstonsnord >:C
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YeetTheRich_: bang your head against the nugget
theinvisiblevoice: !uptime
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DarkMorford: OW
prince_infidel: I would mind
Oscelot: @CranstonSnord ysbrydPunjail
BusTed: That seems unlikely.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Won't that be a nice surprise.
Lord_ZYRK: You're so glad you don't even notice you degloved yourself :)
electra310: You keep making the decision you know is bad
EldarLuin: One day.... we can hope
lochnessseammonster: dare to dream
TherapyforNarwhals: You did just get a free key!
Gildan_Bladeborn: A free key... from Robin Hood!
JadedCynic: "That's a very good question......NO MORE QUESTIONS"
Lord_ZYRK: Robin Hood didn't punish you *yet*
Pteraspidomorphi: You weren't wealthy enough
JadedCynic: Anton Chekov would've hated CYOA books....
SurfDownstage: Chekov's nugget
HorusFive: Blast him with the wand and then use the key HypeZap
fastlane250: LUL
lochnessseammonster: our catchphrase
empyreon: Man, to have to do that to go to work everyday?
TherapyforNarwhals: Inside is a dragon and you die XD
RvLeshrac: "No one would be STUPID enough to reach into an interdimensional bag with their bare hands"
empyreon: "Sorry Robin"
like_100_bears: 1 8 teeny
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK good point, who's to say that key doesn't end up screwing us?
asthanius: Always left
EldarLuin: Because REASONS!
Fruan: Go left
LurkerSpine: go left
wynternyghtynggale: it will be fine
Pteraspidomorphi: !left
00busyhands: LUL
HorusFive: Flip a coin to see if you just die for no reason
BusTed: !advice
LRRbot: Focus, boy!
fastlane250: hedleft
like_100_bears: left!
Oscelot: Dear game: wtf
lochnessseammonster: woooow
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
serramarkov: Left
JadedCynic: !left
NotCainNorAbel: one door always kills, the other always ...
Pteraspidomorphi: uhh
tenthtechpriest: throw wide the gates!
Oscelot: We're taking the path to no-door!
Raiger: I don't trust the flowers and mist...
Genderi: We've found the mound!
JadedCynic: mountain? Cliff? Weren't we underground?
beckett_brass: Are we back to where we started?
Fruan: You don't get points for pointing out your own faults, book.
EldarLuin: "Which way would you go?" "Me? I wouldn't go either way."
like_100_bears: this is fine
electra310: This door could've been an email
Rourke9: That’s a decision you were given 0 information about making, not that it’s a new thing
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic who's to say he doesn't fucking murder us in 16 pages
SnackPak_: F
EldarLuin: Poppies
Drasvin: Poppy fields
Lord_ZYRK: Sleeping on clouds of THICC COTTON
BrindleBoar: another 420 victim
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK another woman - obviously a trap
thraximore: Faerie Mound of Vape Nash
Pharmacistjudge: i'm pretty sure they are hateful
RvLeshrac: Next page: "Upon closer inspection, these are actually hatebells"
Raiger: But wait... hair bells? Do...people do that?
like_100_bears: don't do drugs kids
TacitusVigil: Just stab her.
ContingentCat: we get it lady you vape
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sky? Technically? I mean, it did also have the mislabeled backstabbing arrows.
lirazel64: Beautiful, eeeeevil ladles.
fastlane250: asleep in the gas
asthanius: Is this dark souls?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: "Winners don't use drugs, kids" FBI Director William S. Sessions
EldarLuin: SURPRISE!
Wrexadecimal: uhh
thraximore: 0_0
ContingentCat: spooky scary skeletons?
Lord_ZYRK: My skeleton is also invisible
like_100_bears: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: @asthanius Nah, Dark Souls is fair.
RealGamerCow: Hey chat, remember the book with the atom fucking bomb?>
NavelWarfare: @lirazel64 I like the typo :D
elkae: benginRip
YeetTheRich_: the woman is the necromancer kill her
Oscelot: *facepalm*
TacitusVigil: Just blast her.
asthanius: Tbf, skeletons imply danger
Fanklok: Sleeping Beauty
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
BusTed: I mean, the dead bodies in sleeping positions.
thraximore: @Lord_ZYRK your skeleton is also wet
TherapyforNarwhals: What makes you think I want to rescue her?
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh. UH OH.
Pteraspidomorphi: This paragraph
RocknGrohlNerd: @asthanius yees dark souls, text edition
BrindleBoar: "I was blazing with my invisible skeletons, why are you bothering me"
asthanius: What about yelling? Why can't we yell?
lochnessseammonster: wow
JadedCynic: maiden?
ContingentCat: UM
Fruan: All of those are bad!
RocknGrohlNerd: why not all at once?
saucemaster5000: only options of course
ElektroTal: i feel like none of these are a good idea
Lord_ZYRK: Poke her with a stick
TherapyforNarwhals: Just the three, no more no less
TacitusVigil: Poke her with the wizard stick.
YeetTheRich_: ah yes the three things you can do with a woman
Gildan_Bladeborn: So you don't see them, Paul. Obviously. People aren't going to want to sleep next to a bunch of skeletons.
JadedCynic: sprinkle water on her face?
HorusFive: Continuous Enthusiastic Consent
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of these are a terrible idea.
Oscelot: I mean ngl throwing small rocks is what I was going to say
JadedCynic: tap her foot?
TacitusVigil: Sprinkle salt on her face?
letfireraindown: carry her out of the fog~!!!!!!!!
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Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no
GDwarf: Huh
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Pharmacistjudge: is the distant sea...a sea of blood?
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ElementalAlchemist: ah, 149-C
ElementalAlchemist: er
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Drasvin: A distant 'C'
ElementalAlchemist: 149-sea
Lord_ZYRK: "As your lips touch hers her skull splits open revealing a gaping maw lined in sharp dripping fangs. She bites your fucking head off and you die, you creep."
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
fastlane250: oh dear
elkae: Mods <3
Pharmacistjudge: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
YeetTheRich_: sergeModLove
Pteraspidomorphi: For a moment I thought she was going to teleport you away
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
ElektroTal: yikes, what happened there
HorusFive: ysbrydMod
like_100_bears: remember: can't consent means no consent
beckett_brass: What just happened?
NavelWarfare: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
TacitusVigil: Wonder Woman!
BusTed: Oh no...
EldarLuin: The Myst
JadedCynic: yay, she's blue-eyed, that HAS to be good right? Blue eyed people are ALL good. /s
voslan: Oh lawd
RocknGrohlNerd: great work Mods benginHeart benginHeart
Sarah_Serinde: Just bots, don't even worry about it
RAZRBCK08: rip the plant dust
Oscelot: Of *course*
TacitusVigil: LOL
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass Bot attack
CranstonSnord: faerie attack!
head_cannon: Thanks for all the work you do, mods.
Oscelot: ysbrydMod
Vanbael: F
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Mods
like_100_bears: giant woman!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: Naturally....
abaoa_qu: Penthesilea?
LordZarano: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
SmoreThanAFeelin: F
EldarLuin: F
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha this game is an actual asshole
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
Wrexadecimal: manokaOof
iris_of_ether: F
TherapyforNarwhals: F
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: LMAO
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Malkmaven1176: F LUL
ContingentCat: F
wynternyghtynggale: didnt we not give it to the mermaid?
hexy_lexy: #BlessMods
DiscordianTokkan: This game HONKS!
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
bytecaster: I bet there are no horses anymore in the story
Oscelot: *WOW*
Fruan: This book is the worst.
lochnessseammonster: this book... hot damn
plummeting_sloth: wait, did we actually give that away? I think we reveresed that trade with the whole mermaid thing
hexy_lexy: THIS GAME SUCKS
YeetTheRich_: P U N I S H E D
LurkerSpine: wait, who did you give the dust to?
thraximore: @ContingentCat We've established we don't have a talking skull with us LUL
HorusFive: good game!
ChainedDreamer: How useful could it be, he asked.
Fanklok: Plant Dust? Can i interest you in an endless box of salt?
LidofLoathing: this book is nothing but surprise fetch quests
Twilight_Spark: Plants? Here's salt.
Darleysam: "don't worry, you don't even need it, it's useless" you say to her
atlr: i am crying
noSmokeFire: wait, yeah, we retconned the mermaid
BloodnBullets: didnt we not give the dust to the mermaid
ElektroTal: man, you're getting rocked like a hurricane
rabbitgta: maybe you just hav the dust ?
00busyhands: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah
asthanius: We time traveled back
TacitusVigil: We went back and stole it back.
lochnessseammonster: we put our foot down
Lord_ZYRK: Technically seabatTROG
JadedCynic: Yeah, we have it
philippekav: cheat step
EldarLuin: "Technically"
BusTed: tqsShrug
RebekahWSD: Honestly, fuck this book!
saucemaster5000: A wizard did it
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGE
SnackPak_: fair
Gildan_Bladeborn: Correct reaction!
lochnessseammonster: yes
ContingentCat: sound reasoning
Oscelot: Agreed
HorusFive: Adam finally gives in to the dark side
noSmokeFire: we're spiterunning this
Wrexadecimal: Engage Gameshark mode@
TacitusVigil: You got it back using, uh, wizarding powers.
Fruan: Rule zero - fuck this book.
thraximore: Rule 0: Fuck this book
Electrodyne: This adventure is a great big fetch quest
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fuck this book." I'll allow it.
elkae: seabatCHOICE
Vanbael: yeah, you have the maguffin to make the thing happen
like_100_bears: """"'"""technically"""""'''
asthanius: This book hates you with a passion
plummeting_sloth: Nothing like Rouge-like book
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, eventually you'd map it all out.
Kramburger: Sounds like one of your Darkest Dungeon Runs Adam
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Rogue-like CYOA?
JadedCynic: agreed; this book is trash
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo In my head canon, Adam should just always be assumed to be a Timelord.
like_100_bears: give the thing to do the stuff
Stonepile3: The darkest dungeon of books
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Angriest timelord I've ever seen. :D
PMAvers: Remember that time that Cam did the Bloodborne perma-death stream?
ContingentCat: who is she X?
ElektroTal: man, you know the rules of these books. they *never* give you shit you won't absolutely need, especially when it's weird and useless
plummeting_sloth: harsh
Oscelot: *wow*
YeetTheRich_: vaguely rude
JadedCynic: woof
thraximore: @PMAvers Must have been brief
EldarLuin: Gee thanks
asthanius: um
control_rig: Jesus
Lord_ZYRK: 👀
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
niccus: what
ElementalAlchemist: a horn from WHERE
Oscelot: Um.
HorusFive: I beg your pardon, miss
asthanius: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Gildan_Bladeborn: She had it in her "ladies special hiding place".
gualdhar: I've seen this hentai
elkae: TOS
hexy_lexy: TOS
SurfDownstage: lrrBEEJ_FC
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
Drasvin: lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: you HAVE a BELT
Malkmaven1176: Uh...what?
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe
EldarLuin: Probably because she doesn't have POCKETS
HorusFive: !maam
Silaninil: its like a monster can owo
CyberColossus: im crying with laughter
LurkerSpine: vaguely erotic
YeetTheRich_: ah yes blow my horn please
Mordin_Solus_Sings: So we're well past "vaguely" erotic
ElektroTal: any response i have is not appropriate
Fanklok: Where else would she keep it, honestly?
Pharmacistjudge: this book is #@$ up
ContingentCat: Yup
lochnessseammonster: yeah
SnackPak_: you have to tell me if im high
RealGamerCow: is there a gas leak?
thraximore: the flower is still making you see things LUL
Oscelot: Yeah no this is fucking wild
saucemaster5000: you're the one in that hat, all I'm sayin
Gildan_Bladeborn: Where else would you keep it?
hexy_lexy: nonono, this book fucking weird
vouru: nah its weird
ancientspark: But it's great
Raiger: Where else would she keep her horn Adam?
RvLeshrac: No pockets.
BobROE: Doesn't have pockets.
control_rig: Horn of Friendship
NotCainNorAbel: Female clothing doesn't have enough pockets
Gildan_Bladeborn: "Sometimes".
Lord_ZYRK: A "horn" of "friendship"
JadedCynic: oh hell Blashfield wrote an 'endless quest' book I remember (TSR CYOA books without combat or anything) and yeah, that was unfinishably bad, never made the connection
TacitusVigil: Horny friendship
Sunmare_Dragon: sometime
EldarLuin: Sometimes. Oh good
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm HahaSweat
ContingentCat: Usually under your dress is a safe place o put things
GDwarf: "Horn of occasional friendship"
control_rig: Horn of friendship from under her skirt
RocknGrohlNerd: I showed you my horn, please respond :D :D
lirazel64: Vaguely erotic friendship
like_100_bears: "sometimes"
RealGamerCow: Sex Panther Horn
noSmokeFire: Horn of Transactional Relationships
YeetTheRich_: the ending is just: you wake up in a field of strange flowers.
call_me_Aras: Work 1/12 times
plummeting_sloth: This is a horn of Acquiantenceship
tenthtechpriest: TOS
jessieimproved: this is some last unicorn shit
HorusFive: It turns them into friends over the course of 2-5 months as you get to know each other
Vanbael: " f r i e n d s h i p "
bytecaster: Isn't any horn a horn of "sometimes" friendship?
Raiger: @RocknGrohlNerd plz
Fanklok: 60% of the time it works every time
Gildan_Bladeborn: 60% of the time, it works every time.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:22.
Malkmaven1176: Sometimes = will never work
Sogheim: does she not have pockets or pouches?
kusinohki: boo
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Pharmacistjudge: not Prime Gamin?
CyberColossus: ohh my god adam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
asthanius: Well, now we get to travel with Wonder Woman. So that's neat\
mark_cimino: prima
noSmokeFire: Pr'yme
Pharmacistjudge: Prime Gaming?
noa2828: *plays careless whisper*
OmnipotentTrevor: you have to read the asterisks and small print
Rourke9: I mean with those conditions all horns are horns of friendship
NoxStryx: horn of "friendship"
LurkerSpine: yes Adam, and?
Sibwow: speaking of prime
kusinohki: BOOOOOOO!
asthanius: "Entertainment" Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
00busyhands: Oh I get it
DeM0nFiRe: Good joke streamer
Fanklok: Hours? How about minutes
wynternyghtynggale: good joke streamer
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
control_rig: I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're contractually obligated to shower Adam with nothing but praise. It's in the fine print.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
HorusFive: lrrFRUMP
ElementalAlchemist: "Buy Amazon Prime" --Adam
raulghoulia: just got it
RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TherapyforNarwhals: Wow that took me so long
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: Good joke streamer
PhorrestGaze: haha lol
Kramburger: G O O D J O K E S T R E A M E R
Makimachine: Oh, NOW I get it.
JadedCynic: Hey, I liked it. vOv
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
obionedrop: oh wow I didn't get it
Tiber727: Does that make it the horn of shipping?
DiscordianTokkan: Good joke, Streamer!
HorusFive: Yes Beej!
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
Vanbael: very good joke adam, you are a genius (I think)
vouru: ADAM YESSSS!!
Sibwow: yes and adam
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
Johnlocke1632: Another classic!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: Ha ha good joke, Jokey Man :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Kazman20a: botgThumbsUp botgThumbsUp
chronically_poor: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
elkae: gj thresh
erased_citizen: FBtouchdown
xantos69: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shurtal: savidan sidesplitter
ChainedDreamer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown lrrADAM
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Raiger: SaviZING!
empyreon: FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: someone clip that
wynternyghtynggale: more like Savage Joke dan
ElektroTal: so, fun fact, the author of this book, Jean Blashfield Black, was the editor who selected Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman to write Dragonlance
SrMuskrat: FBTouchdown
Oscelot: rofl
TacitusVigil: "Gal Gadot watches Wizard Adam get tricked repeatedly"
control_rig: That was an amazing monologue
SrMuskrat: FBtouchdown
elkae: they never say gj thresh
DiscordianTokkan: Adam Cool S Savidan
00busyhands: What a zinger :)
akmorris13: I didn’t get the joke until he said it
JadedCynic: sorry, I wasn't paying attention when you siad it first - I was skimming through the drivel Blashfield has published
kusinohki: maybe that was a softball setup for that entire bit. lrrAWESOME
raulghoulia: @akmorris13 me neither
Sogheim: highroll Horn of Beat the Badguys
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plummeting_sloth: 10-12 isn't sometimes. 10-12 is "Occasionally"
BloodnBullets: i guess she blocks for us?
Raiger: "Here, eat this."
bytecaster: Your amazon has now a nugget stuck to her hand
EldarLuin: Hey... Friend.... can you test this fountain?
NavelWarfare: Is she just functionally 10 extra life points?
SurfDownstage: To be fair if you did that she'd last one room
RealGamerCow: Remember the female ninja that thought Otaku Jeff was a moron?
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Jezus38: Tried to catch one of these live finally. Jumped in late to hear about an Amazonian with a large skirt horn. Sounds about right
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SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: "salad"
ElementalAlchemist: blaze it!
JadedCynic: @ElektroTal to be fair, clearly a decent judge of talent and editing skill, but when"Enchantment of the World: England" and "America the Beautiful: Wisconsin"
asthanius: cereal
BusTed: 🥗
e_bloc: go to page 4.20
00busyhands: LUL
Oscelot: Breathe Adam, breathe
ContingentCat: especially with some nugs
PaperDoopliss: If it was a magic bowl, we could use it to eat stuff without getting cursed!
RocknGrohlNerd: I haven't used a bowl in my life, I agree with Beej
TheNFunk: "This bowl can hold so much salad in it"
plummeting_sloth: put greens in it my dude
Wrexadecimal: looool
EldarLuin: Salad bowl!!!
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SnackPak_: salad?
electra310: Slap that bowl
TherapyforNarwhals: Ah yes a salad bowl
Vanbael: there's greens in that bowl!
CaptainSpam: SALAD.
hexy_lexy: LUL "SALAD"
RealGamerCow: not soup, not pasta, ONLY SALAD
maximus416: Idk, doesn't feel like a soup bowl
NotCainNorAbel: tell us about the bowl
ContingentCat: is that what the kids are calling it now?
Oscelot: What drugs did they write this game on? Yes.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TacitusVigil: I assume you wrote it and then wiped your memory.
Fruan: Is this a hint, or is the book just stupid. Do we put leaves in the bowl, or is everything a pointless lie?
EldarLuin: "I have a bowl! Good for me!" Freakazoid 1995
Arclight_Dynamo: This book is a warning.
RebekahWSD: You cursed yourself for...something with this terror
Lord_ZYRK: If you choose the French dressing, turn to 216H. If you choose Ranch, go to 129B.
ElektroTal: toss that salad, my dude
lochnessseammonster: you wrote it to torture yourself
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're not SAVAGES.
like_100_bears: aquire bowl
mark_cimino: maybe you can trade the bowl for something...
BloodnBullets: the elf did say you could eat things out of bowls
Tiber727: I anxiously await Adam's new career as a CYOA writer.
chronically_poor: hey prime! Can you toss this salad for me?
lochnessseammonster: in the best way
YeetTheRich_: timetraveling adam fucking with people strikes again
noSmokeFire: oh, no, it's perfect content
KeytarCat: Don't put soup in untreated wood bowls!
CranstonSnord: it can't be reincarnation, the author is still alive
asthanius: UM
EldarLuin: I want this book acted out by LRR...
Gildan_Bladeborn: This book and Resident Evil 6 are what Adam is all about.
Lord_ZYRK: The Ultimate Nullifier WutFace
wynternyghtynggale: but does it matter?
Pharmacistjudge: wand of annhilation?
electra310: Yikes!
Fruan: what
PharaohBender27: O_o
Vanbael: the thanos wand
Pteraspidomorphi: Will this cause an explosion?
empyreon: UM
plummeting_sloth: "dissapear"
EvilBadman: This is the Resident Evil 6 of books
Lord_ZYRK: Yeees, lrrPAUL
Drasvin: Well then
mark_cimino: one shot
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
itomeshi: Make the bowl disappear!
maximus416: Equally as powerful as the bowl
MrWrann: Just a big eraser
kusinohki: don't miss and hit the earth
Driosenth: Use it on the king?
obionedrop: wand of Go Away
Oscelot: rofl
Earthenone: we found the exit!
TacitusVigil: Isn't that just the Sangraal from Season 10 of SG1?
wynternyghtynggale: i dont feel so good......
plummeting_sloth: you got a salad bowl and a stick of antimater"
YeetTheRich_: the infinity gauntlet!
Fruan: Use the wand on the bowl!
Pharmacistjudge: does it disappear as in invisible or does it disppear as it doesn't exist anymore?
BrindleBoar: "I'm here to make salad and disintegrate people, and I'm all out of salad"
RocknGrohlNerd: now you can make the bowl dissappear, easy
itira: what did i just come into hahahahah Wicked hat Adam
SnackPak_: power move
noSmokeFire: "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this salad bowl and this fucking rocket launcher"
JadedCynic: Savidan? The book is written so trope-tastically, anyone could predict the actions of this
serramarkov: I am so loving this stream
YeetTheRich_: "I phase william shakespeare out of existence"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like when your magic arrows shot you, instead of the monster.
Pharmacistjudge: Bag of Robin
rasterscan: @Gildan_Bladeborn But it can't have lied here because it doesn't tell you to turn somewhere when you use it
bytecaster: Maybe you can trade Robin Hood for something else
Oscelot: rofl
EldarLuin: Completely normal
Jezus38: @itira same. it's been a wild 5 minutes and it's not slowing down
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kusinohki: robin pouch?
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
Lord_ZYRK: "I have Robin Hood's leather pouch." "You took a pouch from Robin Hood?" "No, other way around."
NavelWarfare: @gildan_bladeborn This doesn't give us an entry to turn to when we use it, though. So I'm inclined to believe it.
empyreon: "Hey Robin, hold this"
raulghoulia: next highlights is just going to be 20 minutes edited from this stream
TacitusVigil: Dr. Strange?
SnackPak_: score!
JadedCynic: Adam? This woman published over a hundred books, mostly travellogues (or geography class texts)
elkae: so, wings?
itira: @Jezus38 XD
YeetTheRich_: you are thanos with a cape now
MrWrann: Don't put your rod of delete into your bag of holding, it will explode.
electra310: And wizard hat
saucemaster5000: I can honestly say I've spit-taked my cider three times in the last five minutes
CaptainSpam: @YeetTheRich_ AND a salad bowl!
ContingentCat: what's with all these single use nouns of verb?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Easy come, easy go.
Wrexadecimal: oh nooo
itira: hahahaha
Jezus38: Dr Strange and Thanos. MCU as written by Adam
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems about right
elkae: broke beej!
kusinohki: "if you want to use the rod of negation on this book, throw this book into a fire"
RocknGrohlNerd: benginFingers benginFingers
serramarkov: CannonballQ!
lyropithic: One Adam of Beej-slaying
serramarkov: Cannonball!
noSmokeFire: AND your salad bowl
RvLeshrac: "You see them in the distance"
EldarLuin: Covered with leaves
Arclight_Dynamo: T Pose!
noSmokeFire: t-posing
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems legal
ContingentCat: and you "salad" bowl
EldarLuin: Hovering... forever
Vanbael: T Pose Dr. Strange
Pharmacistjudge: if you have a robe of flying, you can't fall in a pit, right?
TacitusVigil: Adam has to go now. His planet needs him.
RvLeshrac: "If you have the wand of negation, point it at the figure in the distance. You gain nothing, however the figure falls to its death"
Driosenth: T Pose for dominance
EldarLuin: Do it in T pose....
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
EvilBadman: gonna suck when you need a robe of landing
Lord_ZYRK: Leave little rings behind you and everything
toenolla: Imagining Adam as Ice King now
Kipstar: Adam cuts his feet off "Won't need these ever again"
Lord_ZYRK: EvilBadman LUL
YeetTheRich_: sv_cheats 1; noclip
itomeshi: why would you say that?
itomeshi: Why?
Earthenone: so we auto shake fairies?
Lord_ZYRK: We just can't let anyone catch a fuckin nap, huh?
YeetTheRich_: why is the woman not eastern european?
OmnipotentTrevor: Got to play this like Deal or no Deal. If you already got a good thing, the odds of the remaining things being good goes down
Vanbael: I got bad news for you lady
Rourke9: No option to slap the fairy
itira: I like Adam's fairy voice
control_rig: Uh...
Pteraspidomorphi: "Will you be OK?"
chronically_poor: is this the white hare?
tenthtechpriest: you never told her the date
ElementalAlchemist: she's prepping for the party. she'll be fine. do we gotta interrupt her?
kusinohki: I hate it when I show up to a party and the host is asleep
ElementalAlchemist: here we go
Oscelot: Dusa <3
ContingentCat: have you never woken up from a nap like 'what year is it"
asthanius: "One moment, miss!"
YeetTheRich_: hol up
00busyhands: <3
itira: uno momento maam
GDwarf: I'm not sure Dusa ever sleeps, that would mean not working
itira: MOSS Bread?!
asthanius: What the FUCK
Lord_ZYRK: Oh fuck, that sounds delicious seabatTROG
Earthenone: wow
tenthtechpriest: that sound great
Snowcookies: lol
e_bloc: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: WHAT THE FUCK
Oscelot: roflmao
elkae: Oh my god are you OK
TacitusVigil: Wow, we're a jerk.
Fruan: This fucking book.
RealGamerCow: Remember, she's tiny
e_bloc: do you hear the words coming out of my face
wynternyghtynggale: live moss
EldarLuin: Do I need to speak slower?!
control_rig: Bad touch
Rourke9: Is the bread tiny to a fairy?
asthanius: Wow
thraximore: where could they have gotten that idea?
YeetTheRich_: no we're definitely not strange or weird
control_rig: Wow...
MrWrann: Show her the bowl so she can use it as a centerpiece at her party
ElementalAlchemist: Score!
EldarLuin: Win
TherapyforNarwhals: NOTHING BAD
RomanGoro: This is the jackpot room, huh?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: "I test it by stabbing the Faerie."
tenthtechpriest: can we just live here?
Lord_ZYRK: It's so sharp you accidentally cut your thumb off. Take six damage.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
control_rig: They wrote this room on a good day
plummeting_sloth: we live here now
noSmokeFire: all the nice fairies turned into skeletons
chronically_poor: "I always get punished"
Vanbael: hell yea lets gooooooo\
CaptainSpam: And upon leaving, you lose everything, right? Kappa
SevenishMagpies: one of these fairies will eat you but the others are cool
Jezus38: give her the bowl for her salad
Fruan: 100% you get boned on every possible exit to this room.
TherapyforNarwhals: Wow adams risks are paying off? This is the writers good day
ElektroTal: this book is making my brain leak out of my ears
PMAvers: Faerie Canada?
EldarLuin: So... Fairy Canada?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's probably the vape
Pharmacistjudge: so you aren't with the American faeries and found the canadian ones?
Drasvin: Room of the nice faeries, just don't breathe in the mist
e_bloc: faerie needs braces Corgo100 Corgo100 dental plan
lirazel64: The room where we finally gave someone what they wanted.
itira: flomcSorry Take my dagger
JadedCynic: Fae British Columbia? Kappa
NavelWarfare: @elektrotal Can we catch it in a salad bowl?
Rourke9: The skeletons were all the previous people who decided to stay in this awesome room
HundreydAundre: Meets a faerie: *Doesn't dye* What timeline is this!?
rasterscan: Uh oh
plummeting_sloth: why do I feel like there is no actual party and this Fairy is reaching for an excuse to say why she's actually very popular
Arclight_Dynamo: Bet you wish you had that plant dust, huh?
ElementalAlchemist: WHAT.
Pteraspidomorphi: :(
DeM0nFiRe: Why would the amazon lady you found not just warn you
LurkerSpine: oh no
rasterscan: welp
plummeting_sloth: "If you have the powder that stops plant stuff"
NavelWarfare: benginO7
Mordin_Solus_Sings: noooooo...
ContingentCat: I blame Jeff Bezorb
MrWrann: Delete the flowers?
TacitusVigil: Dangit Stephen King.
asthanius: PRIME SAVE US
TherapyforNarwhals: Wow
Oscelot: Waaaaow
JadedCynic: this is the VERY THING WE RESCUED PRIME *FROM*
vouru: so much hate lol
PaperDoopliss: Sleeping forever is basically the dream, right?
JadedCynic: surely she'd want to return the favour!
e_bloc: I'd love it if this game was literally impossible
Xaunaught: Endless cycle of falling asleep
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I mean... both of them have also gotten hit by this stuff
Lord_ZYRK: Prime wakes you up "Hey, check out the new movies I have available for streaming!"
TherapyforNarwhals: lol thanks bud *leaves*
EvilBadman: get his robes
Raiger: "If only there was something we could do...oh well."
DeM0nFiRe: "I was kind of regretting agreeing to follow him, so this works out really well actually"
BloodnBullets: "better him than us!"
bytecaster: Maybe Robin Hood can help you?
YeetTheRich_: he is asleep let's loot him
thraximore: they find Robin Hood in his pockets
mark_cimino: !hydrate
Fanklok: You wake up in the opening cinematic of Skyrim
JadedCynic: @e_bloc given the rest of the drek this author has published, I'm not convinced we CAN
elkae: Brief Beej briefs
thraximore: @Fanklok "Hey you, you're finally awake"
ContingentCat: !findquote awake
LRRbot: Quote #3891: "I'll remember you as you were: awake" —Graham, to Kathleen [2017-01-23]
thraximore: LUL
Earthenone: i guess skyrim needs to be released on a CYOA book, its released on everything else
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic I know this book has obvious problems, but that doesn't mean you need to insult the author over books you haven't read
ContingentCat: !findquote asleep
LRRbot: Quote #5489: "Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-08]
e_bloc: @JadedCynic that opinion is quite. . . . . Jaded :[
CyberColossus: Chat this tune is BOP
Mortimew: katesLurk
TheMerricat: so I did download the PDF of this and although I haven't found the warrior ending I did find the barred ending and it's just one paragraph and after you 'win' it says your adventure is over
PharaohBender27: katesDance
TheMerricat: barred = bard
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Press (Y) to honk.
PharaohBender27: !y
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde I HAVE read other non-combat CYOA books she wrote for TSR, those two turned me off TSR in toto, they were THAT bad, and I'm NOT a demanding audience
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Okay, that still doesn't mean you need to spend most of the stream talking about how terrible she is
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
thraximore: The crystal turns you into a bathing suit.
thraximore: Your adventure is over.
NavelWarfare: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5984: "I was gonna say Donald and Goofy fuck a key, but that was too weird." —Adam, on Kingdom Hearts [2019-04-13]
TacitusVigil: Is the wizard hat Adam is wearing the Fantasia one or just Generic Wizard Hat?
Fruan: The game design philosophy for this book really seems to be "What's a design philosophy?"
ContingentCat: !findquote fuck
LRRbot: Quote #5835: "Look how fucking anime all this hair is." —Adam [2019-02-19]
TacitusVigil: @Fruan I would say it's "Sierra Game, but in book form!"
TacitusVigil: Which is basically what you said. :D
NavelWarfare: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #7257: "How can I be bad at feelings even in Animal Crossing?" —Kathleen [2020-10-02]
TheMerricat: Wasn't Skyrim released as a pseudo CYOA as an "audio adventure" for Google Assistant or Alexa as an April Fool's a few years ago?
NavelWarfare: Wait wat
TacitusVigil: Yeah, but it was actually playable?
TacitusVigil: (I want to say?)
Fanklok: It was playable
Fanklok: Is?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The commercial for that was amazing.
Fanklok: The xp rates for it are super borked though
Fanklok: You go up a level after every encounter
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
PharaohBender27: And we're back!
maximus416: Where else would Robin Hood be?
plummeting_sloth: wait, not only was the Amazon there, she had a powder that would ahve stopped that from happening!
EldarLuin: Transporter
PharaohBender27: Does it, have to, though?
plummeting_sloth: and now you find Shrek
bytecaster: Horse!
ElementalAlchemist: can'
thraximore: a horse!
ElementalAlchemist: can't draw that
thraximore: FBtouchdown
Fanklok: Vindication
hexy_lexy: H O N S E
wynternyghtynggale: kelpy
Fruan: Time to horse!
SnackPak_: fuck you horse
empyreon: 100% kelpie
EldarLuin: My Nemesis!!!
like_100_bears: kelpi!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: circle of protection: horse
Juliamon: We were just talking about kelpies earlier today!
TacitusVigil: I bet that horse was doping, anyway.
JadedCynic: finally something we're PREPARED for
Oscelot: 10,000% kelpie
kusinohki: so finally we can horse around?
plummeting_sloth: you do not recongize the horse in the water
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, not Artax then
letfireraindown: pleasedon't fuck the horse
rabbitgta: 🐎🐴🎠🏇
JadedCynic: hmmm interesting helm at the shore there...
NavelWarfare: Still running!
Arclight_Dynamo: Joke's on you: It's not really a horse. :P
LordZarano: It's a hippocampus!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it will look great on you
mark_cimino: godfather reference
Fanklok: You're no coward
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Well Adam? Are you?
kusinohki: a hat made out of sky
thraximore: invisibility, flying, when do we get laser vision?
like_100_bears: my money's on kelpie
ElementalAlchemist: Hat of The Hat Is Invisible
Sarah_Serinde: Adam has gone mad with power :P
A_Dub888: !findquote consequence
LRRbot: Quote #139: "Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences." —Cameron [2015-04-14]
Fanklok: Time Wizzaad Time Roulette gooooo
Tiber727: An invisible hat, to protect you from the sunlight.
PharaohBender27: :O
Mordin_Solus_Sings: What the fuck?
ElementalAlchemist: What if we're neither?
PhorrestGaze: trap?
MrWrann: What? A cap door.
EldarLuin: The LAMP?!
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RealGamerCow: mimic
tenthtechpriest: wait what?
ContingentCat: WHAT
Dog_of_Myth: I put on my wizard hat....
thraximore: ah ok
Diabore: it didnt specify what we found
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: Did we just hit a dead-end!?
JadedCynic: if A go here, B go there, am C
plummeting_sloth: because it's different for each character
EldarLuin: Trap
DeM0nFiRe: Dont bard and fighter need to get a different item?
e_bloc: we're sequence breaking
mark_cimino: its an illusion
shurtal: Why don't you tell us what you want
ContingentCat: don't even give us a choice to be like nope obvious trap
TherapyforNarwhals: And dead again
like_100_bears: it's a trap!
Sarah_Serinde: If you need a different thing depending on your class, then they probably don't specify the thing so that blurb is applicable to both characters
plummeting_sloth: uhh... is that the right one?
LurkerSpine: 126
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: 126?
EldarLuin: WooooOOOOooooo
KeytarCat: Fighter needs the dust, Bard needs the harp
Lord_ZYRK: Bustin' swells in the distance
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we went to the wrong page.
Twilight_Spark: Is it swapped like that previous thing?
JadedCynic: this is kinda sloppy - there's only two quests (fighter & bard) so referring each optionally wouldn't be that hard...
Twilight_Spark: Oh, 158C.
RobotHitchhiker: We went to the right page, it's weird
Diabore: where is adam?
thraximore: Sounds like a regular dream?
Oscelot: And the kelpie is *completely* forgotten lol
JadedCynic: @Diabore we're not sure anymore
KeytarCat: This is right. The fighter wanted the dust of the king
YeetTheRich_: is this a kojima book?
saucemaster5000: @Diabore his apartment, it's nice in victoria
CranstonSnord: has Adam been eating 'magic' mushrooms again?
EldarLuin: You never actually entered the Fairy mound... you had some mushrooms prior and this is all a bad trip.
thraximore: Except we're not a warrior, we're a wizard. I think the book is flawed
Lord_ZYRK: "Just put on the invisible swamp hat" sounds like a real fucked up euphemism
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: snort that king
rasterscan: Is this real?
kusinohki: not to be confused with ordinary dust
JadedCynic: now we just have to leave...
tenthtechpriest: the what
mark_cimino: trade the bowl!!!
Tiber727: Everything teleports you. Why is a magic door the straw that breaks the camel's back?
Sarah_Serinde: thraximore I think I remember the book saying that despite being a wizard, you still had the original quest you started with. Which is related to us being a warrior
Kramburger: Literally the best gift we've gotten
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah well you can have deez nuts *swipes the powder*
Oscelot: Okay I'm going to start telling door to door salesmen that
thraximore: @Sarah_Serinde ah. that's true
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @Tiber727 It's not the door, but how/why it happened
BloodnBullets: it was suggested the fairy king wont let you leave without the lamp.
Arclight_Dynamo: Does the bard want a different item? That explains why it said "the object of your quest."
Driosenth: The Wand of Negation!
Fruan: Blow horn, cast spells.
LurkerSpine: I mean, call a buddy?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the stick
Arclight_Dynamo: @Driosenth A ghost is not matter.
Fanklok: I think that mabe if you kept the comb you would have had the ghost pretection shroud
chronically_poor: wand of negation the sword!
JadedCynic: oh yeah, we've got the wand of negation....
EldarLuin: Pocket sand!
rabbitgta: use the negation rod?
Jezus38: can you use the wand on a ghost?
NavelWarfare: Wand of Fuck-this-guy?
MrWrann: Ghosts can fly to
SquareDotCube: 5 damage to start with
PhorrestGaze: so anyway I started flying then blasting
TacitusVigil: Oh right, the Wand of Negotiation! Kappa
BloodnBullets: "so anyway I start blasting"
e_bloc: I just started blasting
thraximore: does a ghost have matter?
Driosenth: Ectoplasm is matter
TheDailyMapleSyrup: he is matter
YeetTheRich_: ghost is not matter
EldarLuin: Ghosts aren't matter
circusofkirkus: what's a matter ghost
Oscelot: Thanos on a Stick made me laugh
JadedCynic: ectoplasm is matter
Lord_ZYRK: All ghosts matter, you fucks
plummeting_sloth: look, this is some deep metaphysical question here
chronically_poor: the sword is matter
like_100_bears: friend horn?
x0den: does it matter? Kappa
lirazel64: The stone is a thing
00gogo00: farie mound of dagonkind again? How far into this are we?
mark_cimino: danny devito says so anyway I start blasting"
electra310: At the very least the king's sword is matter
YeetTheRich_: you can disintegrate his dagger though it explicitely said it is real
Fanklok: Does this ghost matter? Not after this wand negates it
Lord_ZYRK: ^
NavelWarfare: I vote yes
MrWrann: The wand said anything
elkae: seabatCHOICE
Arclight_Dynamo: I say no.
DeM0nFiRe: It says you can use it for "a person or a thing" does a ghost count as a person?
electra310: YES
BloodnBullets: fuck'n yes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
lochnessseammonster: f yeah!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ghosts are not matter.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: YES!!!!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrFINE
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Yes
Corqren: do it
Oscelot: Do what you want
BirdSorcerer: ask him to smell your bag of holding
rabbitgta: friend horn sound like more fun
Transmuted_Elf: wooo
KeytarCat: Maybe more the Help Aid spell
NotCainNorAbel: seabatCHOICE
wynternyghtynggale: no one wants my opinion anymore
ghyllnox: Vote now with your phones!
Oscelot: *claps*
Jezus38: read the wand text, does it say "no ghost"?
lyropithic: Ghosts are ectoplasm, which is matter, right?
Lord_ZYRK: Lewd
YeetTheRich_: the ghost turns into ... a ghost
mark_cimino: its a one- shot wand so its ok
x0den: tos?
electra310: Even if just the king's sword disappears, he's pretty done
Drasvin: tos
itira: Whispy cry
MrWrann: When the title match is also a squash match.
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe and if a ghost isn't a 'person', does it count as a 'thing'?
rabbitgta: want to take that again Adam?
Diabore: now they say "were"
Kramburger: Destory th effigy
akmorris13: NEGATE THAT MANS
electra310: Take the dust or get teleported
Jezus38: coward's dust
EldarLuin: Take the dust, you will be transport you!
PaperDoopliss: Remember, we still have to get the Elven King to let us leave
ContingentCat: or both
wynternyghtynggale: dont be a mimic , dont be a mimic
like_100_bears: still need that lamp if you wanna leave
kusinohki: could kill you then teleport I guess...
HorusFive: Mirror is a teleport- right?
JadedCynic: but why make seperate entries for each quest.....but make BOTH fight the SAME 'boss' monster, and then SPLIT OFF AGAIN? Why not just have two seperate enemies that vary based on the quest and simplify things?
lochnessseammonster: this is wild, i love it
CranstonSnord: vaguely erotic
Oscelot: Does this mean we can just teleport out with the water of Lethe?
Drasvin: Grave goods. We're grave robbing, like a good adventure
TherapyforNarwhals: Use the horn?
JadedCynic: yeah, how many charges have we got in that negation wand? :D
like_100_bears: PLOT TWIST: second trap
NavelWarfare: @jadedcynic Maybe the Bard doesn't fight the ghost?
MrWrann: Now a statue certainly can't fly.
plummeting_sloth: we KNEW that had stat list
TacitusVigil: Marvel's Statue™
EldarLuin: Magic missle!
kusinohki: Paul "meta-gamer" Saunders
JadedCynic: @NavelWarfare then why does winning against the ghost say "if you were the fighter, go to ___ if you were the bard..."?
Transmuted_Elf: dont you negate 1st point of damage per encounter?
Fruan: This book deserves NOTHING
itira: "finally, someone cares what i think"
00gogo00: the book teleports you
JadedCynic: Book: "Thank you, I'll be a little less merciless on you next time."
EldarLuin: The Wizard is cursed
Transmuted_Elf: oh your not actualy playing the warrior
Drasvin: The wizard is powerful, but power isn't as helpful.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: take the dust
JadedCynic: huh, crumpled and not crumBled...odd
NavelWarfare: @jadedcynic Possible extra step, then. Maybe the Bard can try and negotiate, and only fights on a failure, which reconverges. /shrug
Lord_ZYRK: Wall slime seabatPjorg
YeetTheRich_: chug chug chug
like_100_bears: no no no!
RealGamerCow: pour it in the bowl!
HundreydAundre: A spiked dagger!?
JadedCynic: this is a trap
HorusFive: No way this ends poorly
thraximore: time travel incoming
Lord_ZYRK: Didn't do great for the dead guy next to it
Fanklok: Calling it turns you into a statue
HundreydAundre: Is that it?
EldarLuin: Turns you to dust
PhorrestGaze: a ghost king replacement?
plummeting_sloth: give it to the Amazon
DaSunao: That's a carpenter's chalice!
PMAvers: It's the Faerie King's pee.
TStodden: It might turn you into stone...
Jezus38: Deeaaath!!
TheGreySeraphim: T O U M B J U I C E
Transmuted_Elf: lich awesome fate for wizzard
JadedCynic: immortal, BUT it traps us here?
DeM0nFiRe: I think it said specifically a potion bottle or bowl
mtvcdm: A tankard is a bowl of sorts
like_100_bears: pour ale into bowl
Lord_ZYRK: Turns you into an immortal ghost
BloodnBullets: wasn't that what the bard was after?
Jezus38: you become the ghost
TacitusVigil: I remember this Panalysts!
control_rig: Saw it coming
HorusFive: Good book
Oscelot: roflmao what
SnackPak_: perfect
mtvcdm: Immortal in death
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, this ale's gone off!
hexy_lexy: WHAT
ContingentCat: katesLol
Pteraspidomorphi: Bye, Pryme
JadedCynic: so it just literally LIED :D
TheAinMAP: benginRip
EldarLuin: 100% a lie
elkae: tqsRIP
plummeting_sloth: that's not even irony. That's just Fick you
Fanklok: What is dead may never die
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: WOW the book LIED to us
HundreydAundre: Damn you, book!
HorusFive: Like the arrows. Somebody need to work on the truth in advertising in this fairymound
EvilBadman: become immortal or die trying
vouru: what is with this book?!?!
CranstonSnord: but we were drunk for the rest of our lives!
Drasvin: Probably one of those magic things of where you're only supposed to drink from it once
JadedCynic: @Fanklok except for the point where we DID DIE to *become* dead LUL
BloodnBullets: put it in the salad bowl first
Malkmaven1176: This book is a jerk
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ContingentCat: maybe it's a reused bottle, like my pickle jars
TheMerricat: so to be fair this book was written back when it was super super popular for DM's to TPK parties every campaign this is the era of the Tomb of Horror module.
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:30:26.
HorusFive: "That one was REALLY obvious, I didn't think I needed to spell it out for you"
JadedCynic: and also, we're supposed to be on a selfless quest to help another?
Lord_ZYRK: ContingentCat HahaThink
ElementalAlchemist: Curt (the elf) might not have been that smart
JadedCynic: Adam doesn't wanna fight swords, and I'm down with that...
JadedCynic: singing sword
mtvcdm: We are here to step on every rake for science
JonnyGlitch: I just got here can someone give me a one-word recap of the past 2 and a half hours?
EldarLuin: Another singing sword
thraximore: metagaming? in /my/ CYOA?
itira: This is a humming sword paul
JadedCynic: but this one only HUMS
wynternyghtynggale: this is a humming sword completely diffrent
RomanGoro: Did anyone figure out how the RUN! entries work?
ContingentCat: now they can sing together
BrindleBoar: WHAT
TacitusVigil: How do we kill a sword?
NavelWarfare: @jonnyglitch Shenanigannery
JadedCynic: This sword can't enunciate :D
serramarkov: Ominous Hum
JadedCynic: ZOT!
MrWrann: Swords don't defend they attack.
ElementalAlchemist: W: 146D // L: 145D
EldarLuin: It's not a sword of defending... it's a sword of attacking!!
00gogo00: sord
Lord_ZYRK: JonnyGlitch fuck
like_100_bears: sword fight! fight the sword!
thraximore: fight the sword of defending to the death
HorusFive: @JonnyGlitch arbitrary
Tomasu82: @jonnyglitch insanity
JadedCynic: vOv
NoxStryx: reach out touch sword
YeetTheRich_: shooting a laser beam at a sword does not seem wise
JonnyGlitch: don't you also have the 5 damage per chamber spell?
Oscelot: Don't forget we have that blocker
Jezus38: give it the juice
thraximore: bet you wish you'd saved that wand now huh
Oscelot: In case that becomes necessary
JonnyGlitch: it'll reflect off the blade and hit you!
HorusFive: I've seen Star Wars. The sword will win
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... technically laser beams are light.
Twilight_Spark: @JonnyGlitch Unfortunately it left when he became a wizard.
NavelWarfare: @jonnyglitch Lost it when we became a wizard. Don't question the fairy queen :D
raulghoulia: remember Iron Man v Thanos?
kusinohki: depends how reflective the sword is
Oscelot: Ohhh foo
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Metal reflects lazers
electra310: The sword is fighting you by itself, it is probably magical
JonnyGlitch: Ah missed that thanks Beej!
Gildan_Bladeborn: And swords are generally reflective.
saucemaster5000: Lasers are made of tiny swords it's science
like_100_bears: @jonnyglitch no we lost that
Oscelot: My bad
thraximore: isn't the elf dead?
mtvcdm: Invisible heart
JonnyGlitch: Heart of The Blade, sounds like a trashy romance novel
TacitusVigil: Shot to the heart, and you're to blame.
mtvcdm: Wait. If we're the *bard or the fighter*?
JadedCynic: well, given the fact that we technically *defeated* the elf maybe we won't be seeing him anymore?
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm we WERE the fighter, but the fairy queen turned us into a wizard
TheGreySeraphim: parry this, casual
plummeting_sloth: "Soo... where's my lamp?"
EldarLuin: Most likely
DiscordianTokkan: "So. Where's my lamp, dude?"
like_100_bears: we don't have the lamp
TacitusVigil: We should have saved the Wand of Negotiation for the Faerie King, I bet.
Tiber727: You are now the rogue, start your adventure over.
JonnyGlitch: I love lamp
Lord_ZYRK: Jafar's gonna be PISSED
electra310: Okay, what we do here is we open the salt and bury him
ElementalAlchemist: If you don't take "See the Unseen," are you just bricked?
DeM0nFiRe: There was that bridge you could have gone over to give him the lamp
DeM0nFiRe: (if you haad it)
Twilight_Spark: What happened to the Amazon? I went afk a couple minutes.
YeetTheRich_: this is the actual ending the entire rest of the faerie mound is just perpetual torture
EldarLuin: Book rules!
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm so we were technically "on the fighter's quest'
Oscelot: Can't we leave through the waters of Lethe?
plummeting_sloth: and they all clapped
JonnyGlitch: did we encounter a bug?
YeetTheRich_: oh no
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
like_100_bears: ther it is
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
hexy_lexy: uh oh
JadedCynic: *awkward cough*
PhorrestGaze: death
ElementalAlchemist: the king kills you.
TacitusVigil: "The, uh, lamp was inside you all along...?"
Oscelot: Uhoh
YeetTheRich_: robin hood took it!
ElementalAlchemist: oh, but actually
thraximore: death
plummeting_sloth: oh man, wish we could disintegrate him
Oscelot: lol @TacitusVigil
control_rig: Ffffff
Earthenone: can we blow the friendship horn?
JadedCynic: not *death* but not leaving
Micsig: would you have the see invisible spell for the hat without being a wizard?
Oscelot: Waaaaow
like_100_bears: uuuuuuuuuuugh
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
JonnyGlitch: This guy
Oscelot: That's... dumb
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
beckett_brass: BS
control_rig: Are you KIDDING
chronically_poor: wand of negation?!
Malkmaven1176: What a jerk
fastlane250: lrrWOW what a dick
YeetTheRich_: even william shakespeare is mad at you
EldarLuin: What is he?... Five?
thraximore: get blasted, book
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy.
Arclight_Dynamo: *This* is NG+
Wrexadecimal: New game+ lunarLUL manokaOof
ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
DeM0nFiRe: You should roll back to before the hat
JadedCynic: wait...if it stays CAN we *take* it* to* the* fairy King?
SevenishMagpies: new game plus
chronically_poor: Wand of Negation the king?
Driosenth: mirror
YeetTheRich_: @chronically_poor yes please LUL
control_rig: Wand of Negation the king
Gildan_Bladeborn: You could not put on the hat to get down there.
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:03.
MrWrann: Save the wand of negation and then kill the king instead of the ghost.
JadedCynic: it looks big enough we could jump through it...kinda
chronically_poor: @LoadingReadyRun Can we just negate the king and call it done and dandy?
Drasvin: What did the bard want?
Earthenone: zinger!
like_100_bears: @drasvin a harp
JadedCynic: ghosts != vampires?
chronically_poor: bummer
Jezus38: I think the ghost would just be super depressed
Diabore: fuck
control_rig: HAhahaha
JadedCynic: ouch
ElementalAlchemist: Isn't 113H for the other die roll? Or did I read that wrong?
electra310: hahahaaha
YeetTheRich_: ah
control_rig: Wow, another insta-kill
like_100_bears: dinger
DeM0nFiRe: This book is definitely a book
JonnyGlitch: o... kay...
niccus: that's a sort of way out
plummeting_sloth: welp, further back I guess
Twilight_Spark: It was a different exit.
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Diabore: is there a way to win in this book?
GhostValv: k
phydeux: do you think there was anyone who actually started over each time they died
JadedCynic: we're Kiefer Sutherland in that film?
Jezus38: technically a teleport?
chronically_poor: you can fly out of the hold
chronically_poor: hole
Driosenth: 104D?
bytecaster: Maybe the horse has the lamp?
JadedCynic: marsh
JadedCynic: with the horse
PharaohBender27: At the pool with the horse
Vonbane: horse pool
DeM0nFiRe: The horse in the water
electra310: Horsehead Swamp
EldarLuin: Marsh with the horse head
dweebert91: There was a horse in a pool
like_100_bears: kelpie
Oscelot: That's fair. The book is too freaking wiggy
electra310: Horse in a bookcase?
Swamplor: But no one can talk to a horse, of course
YeetTheRich_: >you die
like_100_bears: horse in a puddle
TacitusVigil: "Horse, do you know where the Lamp is?" "Neigh"
Tiber727: You need peanut butter to talk to the horse.
LordZarano: Yeah, you went into a hole in the ground and you have a robe of FLYING
Oscelot: *wow*
MrWrann: You don't stand, you float
bytecaster: But aren't those the only thing that protect you from it?
Twilight_Spark: High horse.
plummeting_sloth: you protect teh horse from itself, and it disintegrates
DeM0nFiRe: "Give me the protection from me so I can kill you"
electra310: "Protection from horse" means "something the horse likes"
YeetTheRich_: the horse gains SHROUD
JadedCynic: @Swamplor ....UNLESS, of course, the little ol' horse, is the FAMOUS0
vouru: wtf is this book
like_100_bears: neet!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: The horse is immune to horses.... so no kids for this horse.
Arclight_Dynamo: How... does it give you a ring?
Lord_ZYRK: Having forgot it didn't have the ring anymore, the horse fucking dies
MrWrann: Wow, ring of swimming
JadedCynic: @vouru ...confusing
thraximore: @Lord_ZYRK I was about to say
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't worry about it!
Juliamon: It's protection money
Oscelot: rofl @Lord_ZYRK
redyounglink: you can use that to shortcut from the king ti the queen
JonnyGlitch: Reins of Horse Protection Reacket
redyounglink: *to
JonnyGlitch: Racket*
Tiber727: Statistically, horses are most likely to be killed by other horses.
thraximore: Pretty much
GragSmash: now you just need a submarine chariot
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, the skull was hilarious
ContingentCat: yeah that Skull was great
EldarLuin: Yup. But he would be entertaining too
JadedCynic: to be fair, this book is a VERY good endorsement to 'never bargain with the fey'
TacitusVigil: "the helmet crushes your head. You die."
YeetTheRich_: we're also a rogue now
Driosenth: It doesn't say "hit with a weapon", just "hit"
ghyllnox: Multiclassing rogue
Twilight_Spark: Bill Frog the Science Frog.
JadedCynic: @Driosenth wait, would that also apply for spells?
YeetTheRich_: vaguely erotic
ContingentCat: no it's a frog
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, thiS FROG'S HOT
Oscelot: Uhhh
Tiber727: @JadedCynic But this game is all about trading random items with fey.
Twilight_Spark: Vaguely erotic.
hexy_lexy: KISS IT
electra310: Do not fuck that frog
EldarLuin: Kissing frog?
Fruan: Kiss! That! Frog!
JonnyGlitch: In Mother M
Transmuted_Elf: transm8Frog
like_100_bears: PokCroagunk PokCroagunk PokCroagunk
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_ZYRK LUL
JonnyGlitch: In mother Russia, NPC seduce YOU
djalternative: french kiss the frog
JadedCynic: nice work Adam SeemsGood
LurkerSpine: Dude, that's amazing!
Oscelot: *claps*
Lord_ZYRK: Impressive
Gildan_Bladeborn: 10000% YOU turn into a frog.
Diabore: careful adam
noisyblizzard: seabatCHOICE
prince_infidel: vaguely erotic
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the owl.
JadedCynic: @Tiber727 and we've been doing SWIMMINGLY so far...
TheDailyMapleSyrup: kiss time\
JonnyGlitch: that sounded painful
DeM0nFiRe: I feel like the next highlights reel could just be this entire stream LUL
Jezus38: give it to Prime
niccus: well you gotta try it
itira: Good voice
EldarLuin: No...
vouru: bravo!
thraximore: complete tongue that pretty princess
empyreon: smooch! that! amphibian!
YeetTheRich_: it is an actual fever dream now thank you adam
ContingentCat: do itttt
hexy_lexy: K I S S I T
Wrexadecimal: we gettin' high off this frog lunarPog
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #6213: "I could live as a frog." —Adam [2019-07-15]
mtvcdm: Now Kiss!
SevenishMagpies: kissssss
itira: kiss kiss
vellebastet: The fuck did I walk into?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: kiss the girl
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
JonnyGlitch: Hello HPV!
TacitusVigil: Kinky
thraximore: YOU turn into a frog
Lord_ZYRK: tl;dr our dude ends his adventure with fresh genital warts
EldarLuin: All the wrong decisions!
Oscelot: @vellebastet I'm not even sure
Dog_of_Myth: Good job LRRbot
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot yooo
Arclight_Dynamo: ♫ Ring ding ding daa baa / Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba! ♫
vellebastet: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
wynternyghtynggale: princess peach
JadedCynic: don't kinkshame
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Oscelot: @vellebastet and I've been here the entire time...
SevenishMagpies: looool
itira: shiiiit lolol
JonnyGlitch: Called it!!!!
Tiber727: @JadedCynic Every encounter has gone better when you have the item to trade.
ContingentCat: katesLol
Oscelot: Wooooow
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
vellebastet: @oscelot sykLaugh
plummeting_sloth: gave us an STD, dang frog
electra310: At least you lived
akmorris13: Don’t kiss thr frog that’s a straight path to warts
Manae: Hey this is that one WOTLK quest all over again!
EldarLuin: Frog: My work here is done!
elynne: that's how herpes happens
bytecaster: An the frog was heard in the distance: "Clip it"
thraximore: epic pranks vol 5
Lord_ZYRK: Yo Foxmar foxmarLOVE
electra310: ooooo it's a snake
JadedCynic: @Tiber727 and we've had the item desired for WHAT percentage of encounters? 1 out of 3?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: badgers
CaptainSpam: So hold on, we've been at this for two sessions straight now (three counting the first attempt), we've been explicitly cheating our way through it, and we're STILL not done?
thraximore: but is it solid
akmorris13: TOLD YOU ADAM
JonnyGlitch: kiss the snake
redyounglink: kiss the snake
LurkerSpine: props with the hiss
thraximore: kiss everything
ContingentCat: Kiss him!
djalternative: snake owns a gentlemans club
empyreon: smooch! that! reptile!
JonnyGlitch: Now Hiss!
CaptainSpam: This book is ridiculous!
EldarLuin: Snake oil.
electra310: THAT's what's weird?
JadedCynic: this was pre-harry potter :)
thraximore: and a horse
Oscelot: Smooch that snake!
ContingentCat: act now and you get a knife set!
FarronTheRed: So THIS is what is a step too far in the world of D&D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: DO IT
Oscelot: Ruuuuun!
Wrexadecimal: manokaOof NOPE
Lord_ZYRK: Take it you coward
xantos69: How is THIS where you draw the line?
elynne: KALLISTI
Jezus38: Satan is here!
Fanklok: A TALKING snake? That's where I draw the line, let's get the fuck out of here Master Chief
SevenishMagpies: all of a sudden this became christian
thraximore: we HAVE to see what happens!
vouru: DOOOOO9 IT!
ContingentCat: Do itt!
EldarLuin: ONE time?
PhorrestGaze: it's free
electra310: That means you lose the robe!
mtvcdm: do it!
redyounglink: I love this worthikids animation
EldarLuin: I think it's THE time. lol
lochnessseammonster: NOPE
ChainedDreamer: Do it
Twilight_Spark: That's probably what it does.
wynternyghtynggale: dont eat food
YeetTheRich_: this voice is prof on game knights. this is peak voice acting
JonnyGlitch: Do it
Musicsquid: They wrote a whole book about this I think
thraximore: the Amazon has been completely silent this entire time
mtvcdm: Only has one bite in it!
bytecaster: This can't possibly go wrong
PhorrestGaze: seems like a good deal
Arclight_Dynamo: This is so obviously evil, the apple will be safe.
electra310: Seems legit
redyounglink: time to use the fruit salad bowl
Oscelot: I love this voice, it's so good for this hehe
thraximore: you gotta
EldarLuin: Seems legit. And... your name is Adam after all.
GDwarf: Snake is a flashing banner ad from the '00s internet
ContingentCat: see the bad one was the fruit of knowledge of good and evil, this is totally different
Tiber727: The robe is flying, leaving you exposed.
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's no way THIS will be a trap.
Mr_Dirty: you are not a coward. eat it
elynne: snake'll bite your butt
like_100_bears: bet it teleports you out of the mound
JadedCynic: betcha we don't have anything smaller than a thick silver piece :D
JonnyGlitch: It's worked out for Adam and Eve
Asimech: What are we, Klingon?
Lord_ZYRK: Monch it up my dude
ContingentCat: this is such an obvious trap it's probably not
TacitusVigil: Someone named ADAM accepted an apple from a snake.
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitch but not so great for Abel...
RobotInProgress: Shaman Law decree's we must our backs upon ye!
vouru: ded.
Lysander_Gustav: woot, knowledge!
mtvcdm: Good News!
Dog_of_Myth: Good News!
empyreon: TASTE IT riffBIM
EldarLuin: Good news everyone!
ContingentCat: oh no did Aunt Euphamia die again?
electra310: Metasnake
plummeting_sloth: "Uhh... what's a life point?"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Presssss A to attack..."
thraximore: the snake DOES have access to forbidden knowledge
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: "what are damage points, dear snake?"
Lysander_Gustav: wow, that's annoying
JonnyGlitch: seems dece
Malkmaven1176: So a snake gave him an apple
Twilight_Spark: That actually seems fine?
JonnyGlitch: oh do you lose charges?
Arclight_Dynamo: OH! You lose a spell each time you cast?!
Ballistic_Meatball: every spell costs you 2 spells
Ballistic_Meatball: but do extra damage
JadedCynic: you can do more damage with your spells but you have fewer?
cryomancer20x6: If you whiff, roll again
BloodnBullets: did you get multiple charges of one?
Fruan: It's asking you to roll first! Just cast the spell you roll! check mate, book!
JadedCynic: oh my that's a bit more...
LurkerSpine: I think you lose a spell just once
kellangames: ya its just one time
plummeting_sloth: I say yes, because fuck this game
Fanklok: Didn't it say the NEXT spell you cast destorys a spell? so only once?
mtvcdm: You only lose the one spell I think, one-time.
YeetTheRich_: yolanda be cool
JadedCynic: nah, I'd say the staff is not a cast spell, so it neither gets the +6 dam, but it doesn't use two charges per use
Arclight_Dynamo: "Cool beans, Satan!"
like_100_bears: thanks pliskin
Lord_ZYRK: I'm down for a Tarantino adaptation of this book to film
Vonbane: thanks a pantload chet
electra310: Got rid of an apple
prince_infidel: Just the next spell you cast
JadedCynic: "one thin copper" paul?
elynne: sssssatisfaction
bytecaster: Snakes are well documented to just like gifting apples
xantos69: Welcome to Nsburg...everybody get down on the ground
Onehalfcupflour: I imagine the snake ends up with those spells
Lord_ZYRK: like_100_bears call me Snake
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_ZYRK Couldn't be more weird....
BloodnBullets: most of the beings here are just in it to fuck with mortals
lochnessseammonster: just wanted to watch you eat
Oscelot: Look, the snake doesn't even have hands. It's doing the best it can. ;P
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. He's testing it on us.
fastlane250: thanks, snake. thanake.
JonnyGlitch: Wait, this game SUCKS!
redyounglink: immersion broken
YeetTheRich_: wait a minute! this book is stupid!
JadedCynic: I mean, given the rest of the meta problems before now, and THAT's your issue?
BusTed: 🤔🦋❓
Malkmaven1176: Oh No...
Lord_ZYRK: Its tail swallows you and your adventure is over
JadedCynic: dammit paul! :D
HorusFive: Paul, what have you wrought
like_100_bears: teleport or death?
Oscelot: "Is this... gameplay?"
thraximore: the butterfly is stuck to your hand
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Wrexadecimal: a butterfly effect
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electra310: Is this a good luck?
JonnyGlitch: GAMEPLAY
Wrexadecimal: manokaSmug
plummeting_sloth: screw you butterfly i didn't like you anyway
Lord_ZYRK: thraximore LUL
Driosenth: doesn't say you can't check out the butterfly again.
Nigouki: Senpai did not notice you
JDogg2K4: Damn, I didn't know Adam lived in such a swanky place. I guess being a pro gamer gets you places.
wynternyghtynggale: secret tunnel
TacitusVigil: We lost the salt
electra310: Not our salt!
rasterscan: No, the gifts. We're out of gifts
rasterscan: Oh
YeetTheRich_: everything is just a net loss!
rasterscan: That one
SquareDotCube: oh no our bowl!
Arclight_Dynamo: Salad! Bowl! Salad! Bowl!
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out it's just on the ground at our feet
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil I don't think we CAN lose our PJSalt
JonnyGlitch: I only signed up to look at river weeds
EldarLuin: No! Not the salad bowl!
JonnyGlitch: no tunnels were discussed
JadedCynic: aaaand we're going in circles
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic Ah nuts. :P
EldarLuin: Yay!
wynternyghtynggale: so amazon number 2?
Arclight_Dynamo: Infinite Amazons?!
Lord_ZYRK: So we can get a second Amazon HahaThink
tenthtechpriest: can we re-wake prime?
electra310: So can we get a second Amazon?
plummeting_sloth: wake the person up agian?
DeM0nFiRe: Go get a 2nd amazon lol
Jezus38: get a second dagger
maximus416: SECOND BOWL
Fanklok: Stock up on robes to trade
YeetTheRich_: start a harem
wynternyghtynggale: wand!
chronically_poor: go get another wand then bop the king
JadedCynic: well, at least the book agrees with "forewarned is forearmed"
TacitusVigil: 2nd wand!
like_100_bears: wand!
JadedCynic: DING!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Go right
thraximore: we found the DUPING route!
ContingentCat: now we can double negate?
Lord_ZYRK: Bowl gang bowl gang
bytecaster: Double salad!
EldarLuin: lol Playing the GAME!!
like_100_bears: du-bowl
maximus416: Now you can play the castantets
JDogg2K4: 2 wands of negation? I feel like that's like crossing the streams
FarronTheRed: PRIORITIES :-)
EldarLuin: two bowls!
TacitusVigil: 2 Wand 2 Negation
plummeting_sloth: you have infinite destruction available to us
Ballistic_Meatball: dual wielding wands!?!?!?
JadedCynic: the book literally has a duping bug?
chronically_poor: BOP THE KING
YeetTheRich_: use both wands to negate one another
plummeting_sloth: "Oh, I've got a lamp for you Mr King"
Fanklok: Oh wow thanks I'll fill it with fruit no one will ever eat
JadedCynic: lawks
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the stream, got to head to bed but can't wait to see the VoD
NoNoobNo: drop bowls, get wands
Lord_ZYRK: It's like a John Woo flick but the doves are wands
ElementalAlchemist: This book really likes the word "suddenly"
ContingentCat: shocking
YeetTheRich_: surely she not evil
JadedCynic: and a stream - always water...
Twilight_Spark: The thiccest of copses
42MiLLyWays: Amazon prime.... "I juuuuuust got that!"
Fanklok: It's Dina
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ to be fair, I'd not have said anyone here was *evil* outright...
RebekahWSD: :O
JDogg2K4: Genie?
TacitusVigil: Poison Ivy?!
Fruan: L A M P
Lord_ZYRK: Ghillie do what?
Fanklok: Then go back to the mist and get a ne wand
fastlane250: So anyway I started blasting
like_100_bears: get lam! get lamp!
Lord_ZYRK: Start hucking Aladdin quotes at her
JadedCynic: 'check for traps'
HorusFive: preemptive strike
YeetTheRich_: @JadedCynic shakespeare is evil and you can't convince me otherwise
vouru: and then i started blastin
Fanklok: Adam has demonstrated an infinte loop and the book must concede
Arclight_Dynamo: But Adam... the ancient wisdom... you Cannot Get Ye Lamp.
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I can't wait for seeing the unseen to mean we see something horrifying and we die
LurkerSpine: wand!
Fanklok: It's bigfoot
LurkerSpine: pog
like_100_bears: wand!
FITorion: get out of here stalker
electra310: But how powerful is it?
plummeting_sloth: invisible stalker? Oh no, it's has a butcher knife!
Fanklok: But it ha Hexproof
akmorris13: You’re invisible but Prime is following behind, CLEARLY VISIBLE
thraximore: so sometimes the game just punishes you for having the spell
Juliamon: !card invisible stalker
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electra310: We do so much damage now!
LurkerSpine: 11 hp
LurkerSpine: 155
CaptainSpam: The woman with the lamp is like "What the hell? I loved him!" and refuses to give you the lamp. Kappa
thraximore: @CaptainSpam blast her too
JadedCynic: @thraximore wait, why are WE invisible - we cast a 'see invisible' spell that relevaled the Invisible SZtalker
head_cannon: I wonder if it even would have attacked you if you hadn't looked directly at it.
electra310: Ah, heat stun, we hardly knew ye
EldarLuin: FootGoal
Fruan: Heat stun, we'll never learn what the point of you was. o7
RebekahWSD: Heckin sniped
plummeting_sloth: it's a solved problem now
thraximore: @JadedCynic that was akmorris13 who said that
like_100_bears: FBtouchdown
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like_100_bears: get lamp! get pamp!
lochnessseammonster: yikes
JadedCynic: @Fruan maybe to be sacrificed so we could cast that uber-powered other spell?
electra310: Smooooth
CaptainSpam: Smoooooth.
EldarLuin: Talk her up!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The textbook definition of nonchalance.
plummeting_sloth: smooth as butter
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
HorusFive: "oh this old thing..."
Fanklok: Trade her a box of salt for it
LurkerSpine: so, Adam technically has 2 wands at the moment, right?
akmorris13: I’ll take the lamp as payment for my service miss fairy
Arclight_Dynamo: 76J : RUN! Kappa
EldarLuin: Done
ky0dar: hi chat, are we a wizard?
TacitusVigil: "And then I stabbed her"
vellebastet: This book is amazing sykLaugh
snowmonkey99: To Stalk them even
Twilight_Spark: Did the book indicate that this is definitely *the* right lamp?
RoastedGravy: So anyway, I started casting.
Wrexadecimal: So I started blastin'
JadedCynic: "Blowout soon, fellow stalker - and by blowout I mean death in the form of Adam "Gunslinger Wizard" Savidan"
like_100_bears: done? done.
beckett_brass: @ky0dar Yep. Also, this book is nuts.
BloodnBullets: "I'll give you one, TO THE FACE!"
Wrexadecimal: @RoastedGravy oh my god. yes.
mtvcdm: Lamp and then it's a race to the king.
YeetTheRich_: @ky0dar we are so many things ...
Arclight_Dynamo: Invisible Regional Manager
Fruan: I'm getting real nervous, we seem close to the ending here and I DO NOT trust this book.
Jezus38: "I'll tell you what I'm going to do." you die.
Oscelot: Same @Fruan
plummeting_sloth: don't to seeing things, cause you gotta find the hat again
JadedCynic: to be fare, slumber is good, but I don't think we need it now
ContingentCat: now we have to not lose it
Fanklok: Time to go fill up on Wands and blast our way out of here
EldarLuin: Go to the hat!!!
EldarLuin: "Head for the exit!"
plummeting_sloth: ahh!
plummeting_sloth: goddamn it!
like_100_bears: get the hat quick!
plummeting_sloth: we could have given that one up
bytecaster: So the hat must be the canonical way to finish the game
like_100_bears: vaguely erotic
Twilight_Spark: Also yeah, that means you'd see the cap all the time.
PharaohBender27: All right, we got the lamp LET'S GO!
BloodnBullets: right so this guarantees you can see the hat
JadedCynic: @Fruan yeah...given all this convolution we've been thru...
Oscelot: Wow she was the nicest person we've seen this ENTIRE Time
TacitusVigil: Do we have to fight the ghost again?
Oscelot: Aside from the cat
Mcgwee: omg jump that king
DeM0nFiRe: Oh btw you actually have TWO wand of negation. The first one you burned on the ghost king but since you retconned that you still have it
TheMerricat: @oscelot there were some nice guys on the previous stream
JadedCynic: okay...
elkae: There was also the nice pixie who gave us a knife tqsKnife
EldarLuin: Score!
Vonbane: you lose something in the tunnel tho
Oscelot: Ahh @TheMerricat I'd completely forgot. This whole book is a fever dream lol
Roger_Job329: 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party
CaptainSpam: Are we... are we actually almost done?
Mcgwee: the end is in sight!
EldarLuin: after how many deaths?
plummeting_sloth: we beat it semihonestly
Mcgwee: lrrHORN
KWardJenx: Careful Icarus!
JadedCynic: @elkae well, it enchanted our knife, making it MUCH better
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
elkae: True
JadedCynic: and also the cat was helpful
PharaohBender27: katesLol
HorusFive: finally freeeeeeeeeeeee
YeetTheRich_: this lines up too perfectly with the stream time ... i don't trust it
JadedCynic: whew
plummeting_sloth: its' big cap
EldarLuin: Okay paul... you have your warning for prepping that special effect for the end of the stream
Asimech: No, you backtracked so you get turned into a monkey or something for cheating.
JadedCynic: well, we pop the helmet into our sack
Mcgwee: nuke that ghost
rabbitgta: heck even the original Nintendo had a reset button, nothing to worry about Adam.
electra310: The king is going to turn us into a rogue and send us back through
thraximore: and thus, the warrior invented Team Fortress 2
Asimech: Or, I guess, a monkey kid.
BrindleBoar: "Adam reads each choose your own adventure book, hoping the next jump... will be the jump home"
Ballistic_Meatball: can you imagine someone just one shot-ing this book? Getting through from beginning to end with no problems?
JadedCynic: @thraximore nah, thus the Soldier invented TF2 :p
plummeting_sloth: we can assume we instakill him wiht the rod again
Jezus38: gets to the king, "We're heeeeeeeeeerre!" as only Adam can
TheMerricat: You've got two wands of negation you beat them
Oscelot: Agreed with Whatever
lochnessseammonster: NEGATED
ElementalAlchemist: We have the wand. We can just disappear it.
PharaohBender27: @Ballistic_Meatball I would consider that a scenario so unlikely as to be practically impossible
chronically_poor: BOP
Mcgwee: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN
Fruan: This book is getting exactly the level of respect it deserves.
thraximore: @JadedCynic I thought it was Sun Zoo who did LUL
JadedCynic: :D
Roger_Job329: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: Mai wiaef
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: Yes!
KWardJenx: NICE!!!!
Fruan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN <3
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown scoopsCHEER
JadedCynic: whatever - nothing could annoy me at this point
PhorrestGaze: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thraximore: FBtouchdown
Mcgwee: gdqClap gdqTime gdqClap
DeM0nFiRe: Ahahahaha
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: Bye guys!
Oscelot: So 1000% I've heard the king as the Earth Kingdom king forever
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaaha
mtvcdm: Thank You For Playing
Oscelot: ROFL
HorusFive: Party100 Party100 Party100 THIS BOOK SUCKS
SevenishMagpies: beej omg
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: LUL
ChainedDreamer: playinGG
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LurkerSpine: Paul. Thank you Paul
chronically_poor: HAHAHAHAHHA
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
plummeting_sloth: "You catch pneumonia from the dew. You die 4 days later"
Malkmaven1176: LUL
Nigouki: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lysander_Gustav: a winner is you!
TheMerricat: definitely not a hideo Kojima ending...
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RomanGoro: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
lirazel64: Huzzah!
Oscelot: That was AMAZING Paul
DeM0nFiRe: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Fruan: So bad.
EldarLuin: Perfect paul! <3
elkae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: lmao
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: i feel so rewarded
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: someone get the jetski!
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: So, so good
Mcgwee: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
p_johnston: Maybe they just assumed no one would ever beat it.
Fanklok: Good job you win, the end
Vonbane: ok thanks bye
lochnessseammonster: we did it!
redyounglink: what about the amazon?
EldarLuin: Perfect! <3
mtvcdm: Congratulation!
vellebastet: sykHypers sykHypers
FenrisSchafer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: right at three hours!
thraximore: A winner is you!
JonnyGlitch: FBtouchdown
FarronTheRed: Oh the CATHARSIS
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: Hooray!
KV1NN4: !!!
lochnessseammonster: time to ride away on our jetski
Mcgwee: you did the thing!
akmorris13: YEEEESSSSS
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN
Snowcookies: Finally
plummeting_sloth: and right on time too
Malkmaven1176: That's going in the highlight reel
Sir__Octopus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN: now time to speedrun it
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LadyEarlGreyWarden: FBtouchdown
akmorris13: ALL THIS TIME
HundreydAundre: What happened?
Fanklok: Beat it first try
maximus416: You ended up with 2 bowls too
Mcgwee: lrrDOTS gdqClap lrrARROW
Dog_of_Myth: First Try!!
KWardJenx: Bravo! That was AWESOME!!!
bytecaster: But what about robin hood?
Fruan: Time to settle down and marry Prime.
akmorris13: IT WAS WORTH IT
Mr_Dirty: we didn't even get to punch Shakespeare
ghyllnox: Do we get an Amazon now?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is karma coming back to bite you for all of the many, many times you dare video games to "roll credits, you cowards!" whenever characters are flying off into the sunset or whatever. Kappa
Sibwow: this is an easy game for babies
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
JadedCynic: Yeah... that was MUCH less unpleasant with adam keeping me entertained...
fastlane250: just had to reload a few saves
JonnyGlitch: when you realized you'd only played half the game was great
HundreydAundre: Clip that down!
LurkerSpine: I hope y'all eventually do Mountain of Mirrors - that's one I played as a kid.
plummeting_sloth: I guess Prime is still stuck in there. With Shakespeare... and Robin Hood
YeetTheRich_: was that michael jackson?
Lysander_Gustav: Did you find the room that was a bunch of baby dragons?
lochnessseammonster: a lot
FarronTheRed: Welcome to Art History II
JadedCynic: @ghyllnox I'd argue she was teleported out, and wakes up alongside us, and leaves to complete HER quest, promising to meet us after...
lirazel64: I wish you could have kept the salad bowl as a souvenir.
HundreydAundre: Good Games, Faerie Mound. (Was it though?)
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun this was SO MUCH FUN!!! i would like to see more of these streams in the future
JonnyGlitch: Mid to late 20th century Power Fantasies were... Problematic...
wynternyghtynggale: its james!
electra310: We met him, didn't we?
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
YeetTheRich_: you no take candle
Oscelot: *claps*
BrindleBoar: isn't that the fairy you helped look for his ring
LurkerSpine: yes?
thraximore: That book was terrible, and we love it
lirazel64: Minecraft is everywhere.
PMAvers: Not this run?
Mcgwee: lrrDOTS lrrADAM lrrARROW
LurkerSpine: I thought you fought one
Saintnex: we fought that one dragon right?
SpiffGames: You killed one!
lochnessseammonster: that was lots of fun :)
maximus416: Yeah, one came out of the bottle
JonnyGlitch: 0 Dragon, refund plz
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, we fought a dragon
OmnipotentTrevor: I think you did in the first playthrough
Vonbane: there was one visible dragon
SpiffGames: you killed a dragon
thraximore: There is at least one in the book!
lochnessseammonster: all three streams of it were great
Twilight_Spark: Definitely killed a dragon.
PhorrestGaze: we fought it last week
BrindleBoar: Why are there two miner fairies?!
YeetTheRich_: you wouldn't know if you met the invisible dragon tbf
vouru: didnt u meet a red 1?
RomanGoro: So what's the moral of this book?
TheMerricat: The potion of Dragon Summoning
Gildan_Bladeborn: A thing that we were warned about, but did anyways.
ArmadilloAL: There was a dragon in a potion or something silly like that, right?
HundreydAundre: A dragon did dye at one point, yes?
electra310: The faeries were all "Don't do the thing" and Adam was all "I do the thing" and there was a dragon
NavelWarfare: That slide looks fun
red2wedge: How do you know you didn't meet a dragon? Some of them can make themselves look like a human or other being.
YeetTheRich_: and excalibur
ContingentCat: and Alice in Wonderland
lochnessseammonster: and wonder woman
BloodnBullets: surely there is more books
HorusFive: That was a hell of a trip
rabbitgta: king Arthur as well
Twilight_Spark: RUN!
SrMuskrat: I kind of would like to go back to the gnomes 100 book. That one was wild
JadedCynic: @hexy_lexy we're running out of books... IIRC there are similar books for other stuff, like Middle-Earth Roleplaying (they have some 'rosencrantz & guildenstern' stuff ancilliary to LOTR storyline)
JonnyGlitch: What is fun to play =/= fun to watch
FarronTheRed: Present Stream Format = Pro
EldarLuin: You didn't get any RUN!s
CaptainSpam: RUN!
Oscelot: Yeah I agree with Adam
bytecaster: What happens on run?
NavelWarfare: Fekkin 47k. RUN!
Lysander_Gustav: Did it start with the illustrations, and they tried to write story to fit it?
RebekahWSD: It would just be rote memorization
JadedCynic: you just "load a previous save"
LordZarano: 47K: RUN!
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Victory!
ArmadilloAL: This does make me miss the good old days, though, at least in small doses.
Arclight_Dynamo: I don't think *anyone* played these games straight. Everyone always flipped back.
Fruan: Make a flowchart map of the whole book.
Drasvin: It's a rogue-like without randomizing
abaoa_qu: We should have a death counter though, lol
TheMerricat: For the folk who were asking the "RUN!" entries are red herrings, there are no pages that lead back to them.
JonnyGlitch: I never restarted from the beginning unless I hadn't read to book in a while
Arclight_Dynamo: We're emulating this book, and using save states.
JadedCynic: oh, you got hints or helps...
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
JadedCynic: @abaoa_qu yeah, but many...
CaptainSpam: Is "RUN!" a specific event in the introduction?
saucemaster5000: drop the book and make tracks
Lord_ZYRK: Run, like IRL. You are cursed now, and it is coming for you.
bytecaster: It would be kinda fun to turn that book into a graph and look at the structure.
JadedCynic: given this font, it's gonna be tricky
TheMerricat: There are no pages that lead to 78L
JonnyGlitch: scanned text search is mind blowing but imperfect
JadedCynic: @bytecaster turn it into an INFOCOM text-adventure?
mtvcdm: Yeah, like TheMerricat said, these books liked to toss some 'you're not supposed to be here' red herring entries in alongside everything else.
RobotHitchhiker: Go to 132A
Lysander_Gustav: twine might work better.
EldarLuin: No more questions!
Lord_ZYRK: What's up, hot frog?
TheMerricat: My copy's OCR must have been worse
Twilight_Spark: LOL
JadedCynic: Valerie A. Valusek did all that interior art - nice stuff <3
Oscelot: *wow*
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. It's the master key. Kappa
bytecaster: @JadedCynic Maybe you just add a text parser, but it only accept the very specific things the book wants you to do, but never tells you what those are. That feels in the spirit of the book.
JonnyGlitch: wow troll gem
JadedCynic: @bytecaster yeahhhh
electra310: Good game!
ContingentCat: So fun, thanks lads
rabbitgta: one down, X more to go !
xantos69: cheer500 I want to watch SO MANY more streams like this!
JonnyGlitch: Honestly the ending was more boring than the many, many deaths
Mr_Dirty: It was fun but this game didn't allow you to shoot co-workers.
JadedCynic: wait, you didn't complete Gnomes vs dragons? or the undead paladin one?
DeM0nFiRe: I think the boss was the blind luck in not running into the 99% of choices that instagib you
Fanklok: There was a boss fight, the Adam negated
elkae: gj thresh
CaptainSpam: This has been a ridiculous amount of fun. :D
lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
electra310: Gnomes 100 was AMAZING
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes!
p_johnston: gnomes was great.
JonnyGlitch: The gnomes one was just a massive piss take
Drasvin: Well, there was a bosss fight for the dust, but Adam used the wand on it.
JadedCynic: oh you had to stop, okay
Jezus38: what's the speedrun time for this book?
YeetTheRich_: back to radiation poisoning
JadedCynic: maybe skip that yeah
RebekahWSD: <3
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream!
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Oscelot: ysbrydHeart
JonnyGlitch: love your work! Thanks for the stream everyone!
head_cannon: These CYOA streams are always hilarious.
wynternyghtynggale: your welcome
Arclight_Dynamo: This was great!
Oscelot: Thanks for the stream
TherapyforNarwhals: <3 adam
JadedCynic: thank you for the perservence adam <3
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vouru: weird ass book
JadedCynic: gnite guys!
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: hah, anyone who watches it live gets more live Adam, because we deserve it
chaostreader: !next
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fastlane250: okay byeeee, that was great!
DeM0nFiRe: Ok youtube suckers are gone, now the real stream starts
jamesk902: This was great.
akmorris13: Thank you friends!! ❤️
TheMerricat: For anyone who was interested in what else this author wrote - a plethora of non-fiction after she left TSR/TSR died
AmberLampLight: thanks for the stream!
Fruan: I am so mad at this book, but you folk are all wonderful.
FarronTheRed: Only four? Interesting.
xantos69: The chat demands more Shoe-y!
ChainedDreamer: Thanks for streaming, have a good night! dayHeart
Lysander_Gustav: do you have a place where we can suggest other solo tabletop rpgs or play-books?
RebekahWSD: Such an anticlimatic ending
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The ending was clipped several times
electra310: Gonna need fanfic, I guess
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat a lot of seemingly school texts?
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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FarronTheRed: I mean - Sarcasm aside - this has to take a ton of work and production, right?
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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CanPlayGames: Yeah, Fuck Patreon
EvilBadman: "You are teleported onto a jetski"
TheMerricat: @FarronTheRed so TSR was a bit famous at that particular point in time of launching new product lines and just letting them die.
YeetTheRich_: we actually need to write our own catacombs book
EldarLuin: The BEST RE
lochnessseammonster: because it's wonderful horsesht
itomeshi: You have Resident Evil at home.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Adam needs to write a book
CaptainSpam: Tuesdays are big days at LRR!
YeetTheRich_: are at krondor yet?
YeetTheRich_: *we
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ that's an option - I know people that publish their own cyoa novels
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ oh HELL NO; the grind is REAL
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic not sure if they were schooltexts or just stuff aimed for libraries in general, but definately not something you'd pick up at the airport.
PharaohBender27: @YeetTheRich_ Nope. lrrBEEEJ is taking his time and leveling up
FarronTheRed: @TheMerricat Oh really? Rough. That's always tough to see, especially when a gem or two get made.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember how much you enjoyed all the parts of RE:5, Adam, when the "totally not zombies" had guns, and shot them at you? Those parts were just an absolute blast, yes? I bring this up for no particular reason.
KV1NN4: I know someone almost done making a CYOA book - it's p. good but i'm biased
KV1NN4: they illustrated and everything
DeM0nFiRe: I watched an ask lrr from over a year ago yesterday where Beej mentions wanting to do Betrayal at Krondor PiF was kind of funny coincidence
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is cheating in a way that you could have in 1993, so it's legit.
JonnyGlitch: "difficulty curve" is more of a "wall"
JonnyGlitch: a 300 foot wall
EldarLuin: Oooo
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat YES, that's it! 'School library' quality books; thank you for focusing my thoughts :)
Dog_of_Myth: Tokaido!!
CranstonSnord: Tokaido is good
EldarLuin: I've played the boardgame
lochnessseammonster: ooo nice!
head_cannon: "You haven't gotten to Krondor yet?" "Why would I go there? If I go there, I'll get *betrayed* somehow!"
Sarah_Serinde: It's super pretty too
Jezus38: I've heard good things. stoked
FarronTheRed: Fantastic game. Will be interested in seeing a digital rendition of it.
Ballistic_Meatball: G'night all
FarronTheRed: 'Night!
JadedCynic: wasn't it gladiator or something?
LurkerSpine: manufacturing ftw
JadedCynic: or is that friday? (I don't gather magic)
Juliamon: Gladiator is Friday
JadedCynic: for a given value of 'betrayal' :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Speedrun on Krondor is under three hours...
wynternyghtynggale: <3
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun ive been here for over a year, this is a new account
ATrophonian: Turtles all the way down!
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EldarLuin: To fly... or not to fly
iris_of_ether: @hexy_lexy I was gonna say!
Oscelot: @EldarLuin *snerk*
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hexy_lexy: @iris_of_ether my last account was at 13 months, i believe
YeetTheRich_: yeah we're a bard again no use for the wizard hat
Fruan: Quick, say nice things about Adam
Oscelot: Pfff
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62MGcobra: Gotta fill it with whipped cream adam
JonnyGlitch: I'm actually here for the resub for once hooray!
Oscelot: Go kitty!
EldarLuin: Don't mess with the mushrooms...
wynternyghtynggale: its perfectly safe
JadedCynic: adam is totally awesome
hexy_lexy: do it, adam!!!
EldarLuin: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Vonbane: you'll get some hogwarts jokes
HorusFive: That's what he calls his right fist.
Fruan: Is Adam a muscle wizard?!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
JadedCynic: I love that Adam's reaction to silly and or absurd things <3
Juliamon: "Don't fuck with me, I still have 11 spells"
Sibwow: also known as a wand of doesnt matter
FarronTheRed: Coming this fall to Amazon Prime: Tall Wizard
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
CaptainSpam: It's an auspicious ending.
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
wynternyghtynggale: it takes away everythings that matters
Snowcookies: Bye!
Oscelot: ysbrydHeart
ContingentCat: thanks Adam, Beej, ans Paul
JadedCynic: thank's All byebye o/
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream lrrHEART
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
GhostValv: benginO7
fastlane250: byeee
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
firekiwi22: Bye!
YeetTheRich_: can't wait for the next season (or maybe a spinoff?)
Phailhammer: cya :)
EldarLuin: catcat9CRY
wynternyghtynggale: but i dont wanna go
DiscordianTokkan: G'night!
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ well, there's two other books that we tried but never finished...
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the fun, gents. G'nite.
TheMerricat: So it'd be really hard to pull off but around the time these books were being published there was also a line of TSR books that were essentially PVP CYOA, two people , two books, and they took turns reading sections. That'd be kinda interesting to see them do.
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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djalternative: Adam V Graham PVP CYOA grudge match
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat around the same time, for a different company and IP, Battletech had 'battle books' - each was geared to a specific design of mech, and you'd have two people with two diff books, the person with the Wasp would give his book to the other to use (and see the wasp 'in the cockpit display' ) and vice versa; I could only find one in the 90s so...yeah
JadedCynic: but yeah, that sounds very interesting
JadedCynic: would graham....hmm, who would be the best 'opponent' for adam?
JadedCynic: maybe Beej?
djalternative: I figured G because of wresteling
JadedCynic: ah, yeah - i can see that
lochnessseammonster: james... they're punchy best friends :P
JadedCynic: another good choice...
couldntpickausername: I'm curious how interesting adam doing a normal CHYOA book would be
TheMerricat: Beej is the ultimate counter to most of the LRR crew. But James or Graham would be a good match of against Adam too.
djalternative: yeah, but would james do all of this reading and cyoa nonsesne
couldntpickausername: the ones without the combat and items where it is just doing nothing but choosing
Manae: I'm always a bit surprised Battletech doesn't push their IP around more. The old 90's cartoon wasn't amazing, but with the material they have you'd think more than just books and minatures and some games
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername hmmm, he'd done livinstone FF sones...
TheMerricat: @couldntpickausername As in a Choose your own Adventure(TM) book or just a book without fighting? He's done a few 'regular' Fighting Fantasy books on stream.
couldntpickausername: don't those have combat?
couldntpickausername: yeah, they did, wikipedia 'The series distinguished itself by mixing Choose Your Own Adventure-style storytelling with a dice-based role-playing element included within the books themselves.'
TheMerricat: @Manae I feel like FASA was always courting bankruptcy they never seemed to ever do much with their stuff, even the IP they licensed like the Star Trek RPG.
JadedCynic: @Manae well, FASA kinda DIED