Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
DarkMorford: The BEST Resident Evil game
Juliamon: So hyped for Piers of War
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy am I hyped for them to experience the tonal whiplash that is that chapter.
Saintnex: The writing in Piers of War is just so... terrible lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: Terrible... and amazing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The moment of realization that us referring to this next campaign as "Piers of War" isn't really all that much of a joke is going to be just the best.
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
ehsteveG: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
malc: wut, Steam just sent me two event notifications for a game I don't own
malc: the events now don't exist
Invitare: Steam is gaslighting you
Gildan_Bladeborn: You've been sucked into a parallel universe!
Earthenone: i thought steam gaslight was discontinued
Haroldholmes25: very good joke
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL FBtouchdown lrrSIGNAL
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Excalibur_1867_: Time to prepare the touchdown emote
Gildan_Bladeborn: I keep that one in my clipboard.
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are great and that i value you beyond measure!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Who needs tall powerful women when you can play 2012 video game classic Resident Evil 6, which has such iconic character personalities like "boy my arms are big" and "Wesker actually had sex and now I'm here". | Ben and Adam are playing that game. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1392267628022964228
wynternyghtynggale: hiya everyone
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those sure are accurate descriptions of Chris and Jake.
trashshaman: Hello!
draonic_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
WolfnOtter: Accurate tweet is accurate
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder who tweeted
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wait, Jake's personality isn't also big-armed man? guess my eyes must've been distracted
Rhynerd: I wonder which of the two will be played first
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CastleOtranto: Im confus
Gildan_Bladeborn: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat - Jake's physique is actually the sort that a reasonable human might have, surprisingly.
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Makrosian_Tae: It's happening. ITS HAPPENING!!!
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ButButTheJesus: what, bus is coming?
Rhynerd: !venga
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NavelWarfare: !advice
LRRbot: Moisten the apex.
Haroldholmes25: uhhh
Rhynerd: Sir?
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
GhostValv: tqsSmug
theleerm: !advice
SigiledScryfish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: Time to play more of the Best Resident Evil!
Rhynerd: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be ethically opposed to jumping.
lofi_lay_loser: hiiiiiiiii
akmorris13: Ready for the “spoops”
Rhynerd: Stand by for “spoops”
Caedynna: !badadvice
Caedynna: i had to try :3
lofi_lay_loser: spoops?
Rhynerd: And by spoops we mean beefy bois punching bugs and zombies
neisan2112: I watched my friend play the beginning of Resident Evil 8 yesterday so now it's time for some this I guess
NavelWarfare: lrrSPOOP
lofi_lay_loser: ooohhhh ok
unicornly: @Rhynerd and also some kind of video game
TherapyforNarwhals: It's my boys!
Excalibur_1867_: critroleTouchdown lrrHEART critroleTouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
F1SHOR: lrrSPOOP lrrHEART lrrSPOOP
Orgmastron: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
electra310: Spoops time!
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone. KonCha VirtualHug TwitchUnity
NavelWarfare: lrrSPOOP lrrHEART lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: ok byeeeee
theanthonydee: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
neisan2112: benginO7 benginO7
Nigouki: time to put the show on the main monitor
BusTed: Just staying casual.
MegaDosX: It was an excellent time to take a drink
Haroldholmes25: I feel like that's a lie
TherapyforNarwhals: Hi
GhostValv: good job streamer :)
BusTed: Keeping it cool.
Makrosian_Tae: Drink gang!
NavelWarfare: It's The Boys (tm), as stated by Cam!
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wargodmogis: Time to watch some good old Himbo Chris gameplay
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eric_christian_berg: Hey! I set aside West Wing rewatch for this!
electra310: Pixelmon so hard to quit!
hatboozeparty: lrrWOW
trashshaman: I miss the old Ben before his mass Minecraft appeal
saucemaster5000: You're playing the best RE
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: Ben addicted to pokeminecraft now?
InkyGhoast: speaking of 8, hey ben how's that doll fear going?
MegaDosX: Is this Resident Evil at home?
lofi_lay_loser: i am convinced im the yongest person here
archon458: where's the tall vampire lady? I demand to be stepped on
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UnseenAcademical: Okay, so the correct way to avoid the zombie apocalypse is to play Minecraft instead, gotcha.
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gawag_: why was residential evil 6 afraid of residential evil 8
CrookedPenguin: Ben has gifted Pixelmon to his crew and now we are all addicted. I;m playing right now haha
until_may: oofa doofa
DHCanadian: @loadingreadyrun any hopes for what re8 will have?
unicornly: we have plenty of resident evil at home
StillPondJosh: That's how I ended up with ClayFighter instead of Mortal Kombat one Christmast
neisan2112: Reeeaally??
Gildan_Bladeborn: So Ben and Adam... remember how your absolute favorite parts of Resident Evil 5 were the sections where they gave the "not zombies" assault rifles, so that they could shoot you with them? Those parts were awesome, yeah? I bet you thought to yourselves "why can't this experience that I'm having right now - where the zombies get to shoot at me - just BE Resident Evil from now on?!" Well don't worry! The designers of RE:6 were listening.
Rootpotato: so, ive been in and out here, are we gonna play 7 and 8 after this?
Arclight_Dynamo: That's like buying a DVD called "Stor Wurrz" because it's cheaper.
Juliamon: Rootpotato 7 was already played
Musicsquid: I bought it on release day....
neisan2112: They played 7
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think $15 is a reasonable price point for this game
Makrosian_Tae: It's not what you'd call top tier
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Diabeto3241: oh my 33 months and live nope time yayayay, with my 2 favorite boys
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Rootpotato: @Juliamon imma need to go back and watch th eyoutube then
TherapyforNarwhals: Will you play the new one after this or later on?
niccus: it makes you wonder if they should be making something that's not resident evil
Saintnex: I would argue its more playing RE with one another that makes it more fun
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Did you play the punching DLC?
InkyGhoast: I remember Ben's "I hate bugs" song
Lord_ZYRK: You mean on youtube dot com slash loading ready run :O
Scy_Anide: RE6 has all the potential for a campy romp but it's clear that none of that was intentional.
YeetTheRich_: hi
Gildan_Bladeborn: Alex also played through it, after Graham started playing it on a New Day Tuesday stream.
lofi_lay_loser: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
NavelWarfare: A long, long time ago. I can still remember...
Musicsquid: 7 was what I think kicked off replaying all of them
Rhynerd: Wait, I thought RE7 was one of the Alex & Ben stream
Makrosian_Tae: Resident Evil, the game, does not equate to the same degree as Resident Evil, the experience
AutomaticWool: Ben was there with Alex if memory serves
InkyGhoast: oh boy Meathead time!
Subject_XY3: SeemsGood SeemsGood
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris Redfield, and his sidekick Piers.
Makrosian_Tae: LEOOOON
plummeting_sloth: We just finished Leon's campaign, otherwise known as something that could have been a standalone game based on just it's length
Rhynerd: I wonder if they’ll get to JERF this episode
Spacepup: That Boulder Punching Bastard, Chris Redfield!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Whichever of you picks Piers is... well you're in for a treat at the VERY end.
GhostValv: don't be a dingus :)
wargodmogis: RE7 was both a Alex and ben stream and an Adam and Ben stream
TherapyforNarwhals: Shoutout to mods >3
TherapyforNarwhals: <3
Saintnex: I still cant believe how LONG this whole game is
Juliamon: Don't make me use the sword!
Makrosian_Tae: We also saw boobs last time. Maybe warn about that
SnowbirdMike: Evening All
wargodmogis: They had too playthroughs
YeetTheRich_: sergeModLove
saucemaster5000: lrrHEART mods
plummeting_sloth: Also for this campaign, war zone triggers I guess?
Kramburger: Topical Memes for Tropical Teens
Juliamon: Also yeah there might be tiddy
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's no worries about an AI getting to do the cool thing when you're playing co-op, so no reason for us to influence who picks which character.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Our mods are great and deserve every bit of praise
Anubis169: manZAPL lrrAWESOME manZAPR
lofi_lay_loser: hii amazing modsssss
LordZarano: PrideLove
DoctorAddams: There's been a thunder storm here, with genuine 100% organic lightning and everything, so am ready for the world's scariest game!
theverticaltiger: chris has better story
Lord_ZYRK: Speaking of cameras
Makrosian_Tae: One professional, and one streamer Kappa
BusTed: down with booth cam
plummeting_sloth: also, swap cameras?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is definitely a scary video game. Certainly not the distinct opposite of that.
electra310: Ben billed it as a No-Cam stream and people came in wondering why Cameron was in the doghouse
Saintnex: Also we can finally see the campaign from Chris' point of view, which must make it SO much better
Ba_Dum_Tish: Piers of war
Kramburger: Housecoat makes me think of Ben done up like a 50's housewife with his hair in rollers
Arclight_Dynamo: John Wilkes Booth.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Piers DOES get to do something cool, at the very end of the campaign.
Invitare: Piers is the 7th Gym Leader of Galar
Gildan_Bladeborn: So that will be Ben's job apparently.
Invitare: he's a dark type specialist
plummeting_sloth: Piers makes Barry look fully realized
gualdhar: whew I didn't miss anything yet
Kramburger: Tears for Piers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah each group has one new character in them
GhostValv: so it a piers :)
vouru: pearce of shit?
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Sharkfists: hi!
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TheTekkieman: Piers went downhill after he lost his Water powers.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also no more drunk antics of chris
StillPondJosh: To be fair, Barry in Revelations 2 is GREAT. And confirms that the original, shitty dub is canon.
plummeting_sloth: the nation of Eastern Europe
electra310: Drinking some jello
Subject_XY3: Is that glue?
Arclight_Dynamo: Glass of KY jelly.
Makrosian_Tae: @thetekkieman listen here you little shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, YOU'RE drinking. Because you picked Chris Adam.
Rhynerd: Don’t fear the RE Piers
BusTed: Mercy
Musicsquid: Piers is Wienee Hut JR to the Max
Ba_Dum_Tish: That looked liked thickened water
Haroldholmes25: oh shit we invited the wrong ben
saucemaster5000: another round of lube please
gawag_: man, I miss cutscenes from this era
wargodmogis: Who is eating steak in a bar?
Orgmastron: Barry is Best RE Dad
gawag_: they tried so hard
Nigouki: they used the boobs jiggly physics on the steak!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
InkyGhoast: LOL
control_rig: Called shot
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrGOAT
MacSquizzy: right outta the gate lmao
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
MegaDosX: Either the game is predictable, Ben is a genius, or both
vouru: chris
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
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Rhynerd: Direct hit
electra310: I can hold my jello, lady
control_rig: Yeaaah
Boomyakalolo: What is up my boiz!!!
Lord_ZYRK: G O T T E M
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris, IIRC, is a dong in this game.
DeM0nFiRe: Fuck you Roger
Makrosian_Tae: YEAH
ShadyLantern: wow what an asshole
Invitare: just steals the bottle
Kramburger: This is a cry for help
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chris is such a donk
electra310: He took the bottle and didn't even pay
plummeting_sloth: man, that is a nice stake for a bar this shitty
Musicsquid: Chris is kinda just a dong in general
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ShadyLantern: chris acting reasonable XD
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wooow Piers
BlueChloroplast: LOL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just crapping over this bar
Rhynerd: “It’s Roger.”
lyropithic: What a pretentious name
plummeting_sloth: so... we're just ignoring the fact that we were ejected
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
electra310: It's Instagram
Masslost: piers haircut scares me
wynternyghtynggale: well he wanted good american beef
Darleysam: "Grumpy cat? Sure, I love that cat"
Kramburger: He looks like a dollar store Freddie Prinze Jnr
Nightecho06: can it just be a rick roll
plummeting_sloth: why am us
Xenguin47: This is a video game!
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Spacepup: WHO PEED MY PANTS?!
Tadcken: Thanks for the spoops!
plummeting_sloth: I said look. THIS IS FUNNY MEME
MegaDosX: Something about Piers' facial features is really unsettling
Faulpyr: Where’s my wife!?
electra310: Look at this convenient slideshow!
TherapyforNarwhals: Watch he doesnt exist
niccus: chris is so big
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: do we need to do this in a bar we're not welcome in?
StillPondJosh: Graham used a drunk voice for Chris the whole game and improved the experience exponentially.
plummeting_sloth: everyone in this bar is super happy they can't understand English
Anexmedia: What do the numbers mean Mason? I mean Chris?
Lord_ZYRK: "Fucking Americans coming in here and yelling nonsense!"
notthepenguins: the guy in a hoodie at the other table just staring surruptitiously
Nightecho06: "You don't know what I've seen"
fastlane250: they’re callin’ again
plummeting_sloth: BSAA: Boy Scouts of America... of AMERICA
MegaDosX: I think I've figured it out, Piers' mouth is too wide
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh you boys are in for... well you're in for a hell of a thing.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Honestly I don't blame Chris for wanting out. He has seen a lot
GhostValv: please be other :)
Invitare: ah kidnapping
notthepenguins: this is the weirdest job offer ive ever seen
DeM0nFiRe: lol he embarrased himself in front of all his coworkers he ddint even know he had
Gildan_Bladeborn: It turns out, the entire bar was special ops.
Kramburger: This guy looks like that rando buff dude they threw into your squat in ME3
electra310: The Boy Scouts are hardcore in this world!
saucemaster5000: please tell me chris just wastes all of them
YeetTheRich_: *pukes on the floor*
Nigouki: they're trying to make a moooovie
mochabeanie: i just got here wth is happening
MegaDosX: Game's doing a PTSD thing apparently
Nightecho06: someone came to collect chris's assets
plummeting_sloth: did we Press-gang Chris into the Anti-Zombie UN?
Saintnex: Nothing like sending an amnesiatic, like suffering from PTSD person right back into a war zone, always works
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to go... punch zombies!
Masslost: wait this isnt Applebees no wonder the steak sucks
Anexmedia: He's gonna have to punch another boulder
Arclight_Dynamo: This is how the game tries to engage with PTSD.
plummeting_sloth: Fuck yeah, Lemmy!
Lord_ZYRK: It took you this long to come to that conclusion? Kappa
fastlane250: chris has to live up to his family name and face full life consequences
saucemaster5000: is chris the lead of "The Final Bug?"
DeM0nFiRe: I actually dig these cityscape graphics though
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MegaDosX: How dare this game impugn the name of Motorhead?
Kramburger: HHH has entered the chat
NavelWarfare: I remember being told we finished the good part of the game when we finished Leon's story
Gildan_Bladeborn: I forgot that this campaign also isn't sequential.
notthepenguins: @saucemaster5000 his wallet isnt like a foot thick so probably not
mochabeanie: oh no his arms are so much smaller how will he punch rocks?
saucemaster5000: good point
Ba_Dum_Tish: The overlay is different in each campaign
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah Ben, they change the overlay for every campaign in this game.
Nightecho06: what type of magazine ben? Guns and ammo?
plummeting_sloth: can't roll to the left cause your keys are in your left pocket
Lord_ZYRK: He doesn't have the Roll Left gene lrrBEEJ
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @saucemaster5000 maybe we can't roll left because the wallet's in that pocket
CastleOtranto: Um... I think you'll find it's called a clip.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Upgrades persist.
Saintnex: yup
plummeting_sloth: yep
like_100_bears: aw yeah! i only missed a few minutes!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should check to make sure those upgrades are still actually equipped though.
MegaDosX: "Ace of Spades" and "Diamond Three"? Guys, consistency, please
Nigouki: what the fuck is this
notthepenguins: how are those guys still alive
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can't buy them except between chapters, but you can switch them whenever via the interface.
Aenir798: wtf
TherapyforNarwhals: That was very close to no russian
plummeting_sloth: man that's a an AWFUL calm newsman in the circumstances
Micsig: To cool to open your own doors now, huh?
neisan2112: Oh this is like in the middle of the other campaign?
Ba_Dum_Tish: How did they know that the BSAA was dropping there?
Subject_XY3: 0.o
jedi_master_zll: The BSAA has arrived and promptly shot me, more news at nine.
ButButTheJesus: We're comin' doooooowwwwn
Kramburger: Beijing Nine-Nine
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get used to hearing Ace of Spades, BTW.
Arclight_Dynamo: Rowt, thank you.
KV1NN4: Waiyip?
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Makrosian_Tae: Spoop gang. Spoop gang!
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ravenlord_xix: @ba_dum_tish so much for their cool code names for drop sites
plummeting_sloth: I hope HQ has a deck of cards in front of them
Invitare: destroying the ability to close doors seems like a poor strategy in a zombie outbreak
wargodmogis: So what happened to RE5 lady?
MegaDosX: Good question. Next question.
electra310: They've been LIBERATED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah... see... they're not, strictly speaking... "zombies".
DeM0nFiRe: idk why but for me computer route = rowt, physical road route = root
InkyGhoast: still in Africa i guess
Kramburger: No further questions
plummeting_sloth: I mean, RE5 had LOTS of zombies iwht guns
Saintnex: because thats the best type of zombie to fight right? zombie with GUNS
notthepenguins: as we know all chinese civilians carry guns before death
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ones shooting you last time definitely WERE zombies... but these ones aren't.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll see.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also I love that there is no real time indication so it seems like they picked Chris up from the bar and dropped him off here.
CastleOtranto: You can take my gun when you pry it from my disturbingly viscous zombie hands
InkyGhoast: My question continues to be Where is Jill and Where is Claire
ButButTheJesus: big pig energy
elah806: At this point I have no idea what RE's working definition of a "zombie" is
NotCainNorAbel: the tiny cricket
Mr_Horrible: you receive: pistol. I receive: larj gunn
Gildan_Bladeborn: @plummeting_sloth - "Technically", RE5 didn't have any zombies in it at all.
theverticaltiger: they are not zombie
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stizzet: happy spoopusday! happy hunting!
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electra310: Their solitaire layout is extremely screwed up
Lysander_Gustav: hello folks!
Saintnex: @elah806 strong assumption that they have a working definition at this point :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because those were "totally not zombies, because giant impossible parasites".
Anexmedia: The worst zombies: The live ones
Lysander_Gustav: ew
Invitare: humans were the real monsters all along
CastleOtranto: I feel like the Queen of Hearts is about to cut off Alice's head.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And..... wait for it...
plummeting_sloth: I mean, all terrorists are bioterrorists unless they're robots
CastleOtranto: Yep, that's how heads work.
Lord_ZYRK: Hey four eyes! Heads up!
Lysander_Gustav: a lot more bug-like monsters this time around
MegaDosX: Magic!
plummeting_sloth: ran out of spell slots
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh... it can do other stuff Adam.
Ba_Dum_Tish: You only get one
electra310: Because after it came back from the graveyard it got exiled
wargodmogis: No
Invitare: it's immune to bullets, not melee
InkyGhoast: yeah hope you like shooting bugs
GhostValv: didn't eat enough one up mushrooms
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you really can't from these guys.
Xenguin47: Um... probably not
NavelWarfare: Good question! Next question
Gildan_Bladeborn: They are... extremely random.
InkyGhoast: resident evil hasn't ever understood that word
Talin06: it was not big enough
Anexmedia: Mike!
BusTed: So that's how that got there.
hexy_lexy: Vince McCapcom :p
znicol85: would bioterrorists turning into monsters be considered a....bio-shock?
Makrosian_Tae: Jonathan Capcominan
Esoterus: Resident Evil, the series famous for its consistency
ButButTheJesus: its like the larval and the adult stage and then its dead
plummeting_sloth: take THAT, ACtion 5 news team!
MegaDosX: Probably, yeah
wargodmogis: Someone brought a helocopter to the begining of a RE game, rookie mistake
Lysander_Gustav: don't worry, there are some really obnoxious immortal regenerators later in the game.
Mr_Horrible: I think Chris just said you gotta finish the fight
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do not bring logic into RE6
plummeting_sloth: okay, fuck you game for just putting Niner in there for no reason
NotCainNorAbel: this is such a nicholas cage movie
lyropithic: Explosions are only dangerous if you're in the fireball, obviously
Gildan_Bladeborn: This was also why I told you maybe not to invest in the Zombie Hunter perk - these guys are their own enemy type that are distinct from zombies.
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saucemaster5000: the consistency of resident evil is kinda like a bowl of cornstrach and water ooblek
codatski: Oh Frick, partner is getting me ice cream!
Mr_Horrible: hey Ben: be rebellious Kappa
CyberColossus: SUP streamers! im late
Omega117: @LoadingReadyRun Are you guys going to do 7 after this or are you jumping right into 8?
Aenir798: We can tell you whatever we want, you just don't have to listen to us.
elah806: Captian Com himself
electra310: Not even if we spend channel points?
jonasjonIV: I'm telling you: ignore us
NotCainNorAbel: we can tell you, you don't have to do it
codatski: Also hi chat
Himyul: dance, monkeys, dance!
Ba_Dum_Tish: We can tell you what to do. You do not have to pay attention to us
ButButTheJesus: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
wargodmogis: I mean, we can, you just don't have to listen to us
Talin06: well we can you just don't have to do it
archon458: Yes we can, I demand you have a good time playing with your Friend!
electra310: Non-newtonian fluid
Lord_ZYRK: It's a Non-Newtonian fluid
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are some zombies scattered around in the rest of the campaigns if memory serves, but most of the things you'll be shooting don't count as those for perk damage.
plummeting_sloth: it's a non-newtonian liquid
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooblek is a non-Newtonian fluid.
MegaDosX: Oobleck is a mixture of cornstarch and water that forms a non-Newtonian fluid
Nightecho06: the more pressure your apply to RE6 the harder it gets?
Invitare: Newton hates it
InkyGhoast: ooblek is non-newtonian goop
QuixoticScrivener: Cornstarch and water
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gack.
Xenguin47: It's still a thing.
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ButButTheJesus: GAK
BusTed: Slime, baby.
electra310: Kids still love goop, I assure you
control_rig: Remember Gak!
Mr_Horrible: goopy from a distance but impenetrable under the slightest pressure
Anexmedia: As a parent, they still market way too much goop to kids
Juliamon: It's pudding.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Corn starch, yo.
canahedo: non-newtonian = doesn't follow normal rules you'd expect
xantos69: Play the game and don't play the game. Ball in your court
neisan2112: It's liquid, but if you punch it its hard
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MegaDosX: A slow impact, it behaves like liquid. A fast impact, it behaves like a solid.
CyberColossus: @Omega117 they did 7 already i believe
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: if you hit oobleck, it becomes hard. If you press against oobleck gently, it becomes fluid
Spacepup: It's pudding quick-sand.
TheBearBee: Its a giga pudding
LordZarano: I think kids have always loved messy goop
GhostValv: ya... just in case >>
wynternyghtynggale: its giga pudding
Favre_the_Undead: ooblek is corn starch + water
ghyllnox: If you move slow it's liquid, if you move fast it's solid
Invitare: I've always prefered Bose-Einstein Condensate myself
Rhynerd: A fluid that can get hard if you hit it fast enough
YeetTheRich_: it's soft if you finger it but hard if you punch it
Mr_Horrible: We don't pay Adam enough for him to bust out the 5-dollar words
SpoonfullOfSugar: Cornstarch mixed with water, when you hit it, it feels solid, but if you don't use much force it acts as a liquid
Electrodyne: Non-Newtonian = Don't make cookies with it
tergonis: i now want to use non-newtonian as an insult
empyreon: a liquid you can run across as long as you don't stop
QuixoticScrivener: Its a liquid that "solidifies" when pressure is added.
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:20.
Electrodyne: no Newtons please
Saintnex: Oh Hi Graham!
TherapyforNarwhals: Hi graham!
DeM0nFiRe: Hi Graham o/ lrrGRAHAM
xantos69: Hey G!
ButButTheJesus: OHAI GRAHAMB
TheBearBee: Dad's home
hexy_lexy: hi Graham!!!
AnOddSmith: oh no dad's here
MegaDosX: Does Graham know what oobleck is?
Isaac3567: Its Big Boss
Goodchop: Adam just kneecapped that man to death.
Mr_Horrible: Your Boss: actually...
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Graham
obionedrop: cornstarch and water
niccus: oh, like a **- erm
hesterbyrde: IT'S A GRAHAM!
plummeting_sloth: you know... that stuff
Nigouki: VAGUELY EROTIC
empyreon: LUL
OmnipotentTrevor: gak?
BusTed: Adam do you remember Gak
notthepenguins: subscribe oobleckfacts
Lysander_Gustav: it's fun to slap
Juliamon: stick o' oobleck
ButButTheJesus: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
electra310: Crossing the Streams: Ooblek
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hey Graham - do you remember if the perks in this game start out auto-equipped when you start a new campaign, or did you have to manually put those back in each time?
RayFK: HARD LIKE A DIgnified grasp of Oobleck
brainbosh: Isn't Silly Putty just one?
Anexmedia: The tarp budget!
ghyllnox: Someone make Adam some and leave it in the office
Himyul: next time, on Loading Ready Live!
Kramburger: It's a great activity to do with kids
wargodmogis: Graham came just to drop knowlegde
hesterbyrde: Quick! Everyone look busy! The boss is here!
Mr_Horrible: that's the next Assmaster, calling it now
fastlane250: Exposition Graham to the rescue
Makrosian_Tae: Next Asskmaster challenge ahoy!
MegaDosX: That's a lot of oobleck
Nightecho06: Yeah so RE6, it gets off on how you frustratingly bang your head against the story
SnackPak_: what about a kiddie pool?
Xenguin47: That would be SO MESSY
Rhynerd: Next time on Askmaster...
Spacepup: I sense a LRL skit!
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DeM0nFiRe: AskMaster 3, fill studio C with oobleck
NarishmaReborn: if you only still had a kiddie pool
plummeting_sloth: well, there's the first LRL when y'all get VAxed
papagette: hottub stream?
Anexmedia: Hot tub streamers are hot right now
CastleOtranto: I saw someone mention Gak and I am so here for it.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Loading ready firm
rabbitgta: it's adam, big brained wizard. and Ben, Pokémon stream extraordinaire, live on let's nope
wynternyghtynggale: quick everyone send some for mailtime
Lysander_Gustav: hot-tub streaming
xantos69: on the next Loading Ready Live, Adam needs to make oobleck
Luthien_frejya: I'd watch that
electra310: You can sink into it like quicksand
Invitare: you can sink into it
MegaDosX: If you get in, you'll get stuck unless you try and get out slowly
ButButTheJesus: ooooooooohhhhh
Anexmedia: @RayFK Hot tub ooblek, let's go
NotCainNorAbel: next TTSF Adam learns what non-newtonian fluid is.
obionedrop: I've made a tub of it before and it's a PAIN to clean up
GhostValv: :O
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
plummeting_sloth: as compared to slowsand
elkae: seabatUseless obleck
x0den: hello all
gawag_: why didn't you say that!
sendatou: Chris'bicepts are more realistic
RockPusher: ♫ We're walking on custard, whoaaa! ♫
Caedynna: LUL
Rootpotato: its quick sand but glue
Mr_Horrible: it's that thing you were terrified of when you were 5
Manae: There was a Mythbusters where they ran across it
hexy_lexy: omg that "ooh" KILLED me
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Lord_ZYRK: "OOOOH, like in Johnny Quest seabatTROG "
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: I do love that they are giving the "plot" as much attention as it deserves
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown
Jennie_Fuchsia: I so want this grade school science lab episode of post vaccine LRL
Makrosian_Tae: God, I love you doofuses <3
StreetRach: I'm ded.
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captin_procrastination: Lets say I have never seen any RE. Can Ben Adam and Gram describe it in one sentence?
Dog_of_Myth: Now this is peak Let's Nope
Mr_Horrible: it's gonna be something
x0den: define "good"
Gildan_Bladeborn: You get to ride down a slide at some point later in this campaign.
notthepenguins: DOUBLE STOMP
NotCainNorAbel: you two will make it good
Lord_ZYRK: THA DOUBLE
Mr_Horrible: Synchronized
jedi_master_zll: When does the giraffe appear?
Gulleko: it's terrible in the best kind of way
plummeting_sloth: first and only
TWCblank: gotta love that Double Dragon stomp
electra310: She found a jetski and peaced out
Nightecho06: I think Shiva died off screen
InkyGhoast: it's like Helena with Leon that guy what been here since RE2
rasterscan: No Sheva, no Jill, no Claire
Kaaosa: why shoot his kicks
Lord_ZYRK: You know, long-time fan-favorite character Piers.
plummeting_sloth: Sheva had to return to her home planet
hesterbyrde: Could they have at least given him a less douchey name than fucking Piers?
Kaaosa: not cool
Makrosian_Tae: Death to shooey!
Saintnex: Bye Graham!
Mr_Horrible: you shot that man so hard you added backface culling to his frontface
ButButTheJesus: BAI G
InkyGhoast: Like the only new character who is at all relevant is Jake
Gildan_Bladeborn: Piers Nivans, to be precise.
Rhynerd: Bye Graham!
Spacepup: You guys have a cool boss.
electra310: Graham with the ooblek rescue
e_bloc: Corgo200
SnackPak_: fuckin quicksand
plummeting_sloth: Anyway that was the LRR Ooblek variety hour
Lysander_Gustav: this is delightful
Kramburger: Adam, don't go on dates. they only lead to dancing
RayFK: "Is oobleck related to hitting level 2?"
unicornly: gotta put ooblek in the dating profile
ArdCollider: definitely a good dating profile update, Adam, a la the League and Monster Hunter ones
Mr_Horrible: Newtons? Can't even get near the stuff. Not for Newtonians.
neisan2112: I say NonNewtonian fluid, but I have no fucking clue what that actually means
Kramburger: Wait, what?
MacSquizzy: brizziOOK what's oobleck
Xenguin47: Nope. Have to dance. It's a rule.
Naesiir: oh yes, whispher sweet non-newtonian nothings in my ear
Lord_ZYRK: But you *can* dance
Lord_ZYRK: if you want to
tergonis: but you can dance if you want to
mitomanox: yay the usual carnage
karpma: can i dance if I want to?
ghyllnox: But you can leave your friends behind!
kookaburra_85: He can dance if he wants to
Randoplh: it means that newtonian laws don't apply
electra310: It means if you expose it to fig cookies, it will explode
Scy_Anide: A newtonian fluid is just the jam in a fig newton.
Mr_Horrible: Oldtonians?
Lysander_Gustav: that seems impractical
Xenguin47: I mean.. I say a lot of things where I have no idea what they mean. :D
hesterbyrde: Too many eyes. Too many.
MegaDosX: Newtonian as in Newtonian physics
wargodmogis: He's a grower, not a shower
MegaDosX: As in Isaac Newton and the laws of physics
obionedrop: I love how I always try to eat dinner during Let's Nope
Naesiir: it's because it is a shear thickening fluid
Gildan_Bladeborn: These guys are a different, non-zombie bio-weapon.
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun A non-Newtonian fluid is a fluid that does not follow Newton's law of viscosity, i.e., constant viscosity independent of stress. In non-Newtonian fluids, viscosity can change when under force to either more liquid or more solid. Ketchup, for example, becomes runnier when shaken and is thus a non-Newtonian fluid
elah806: Why do they always stop attacking when the monster is the scariest one
Saintnex: Oh right, a huge chunk of the enemies will just do this, and spawn additional bits and pieces constantly
mitomanox: @obionedrop that's peculiar
Graham_LRR: Oops whoops my virus
Mr_Horrible: this looks like a fight we gotta finish
Mr_Horrible: WOW
InkyGhoast: Umbrella, Neo Umbrella, Blue Umbrella too many Umbrellas
plummeting_sloth: Falcon PUCNH
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Pteraspidomorphi: They're hollow, like balloons
Mr_Horrible: acrobatic fella
Gildan_Bladeborn: Morphing parts of their bodies is kind of their thing.
The_Myrddraal: Ben gets the most badass melee attacks
TherapyforNarwhals: one punch man over here
Rynehawk: the only newtonian i know is fig newtonian
Himyul: they might be vampires
plummeting_sloth: because body physics is hard
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because they're not zombies, which bubble into muck.
vouru: uffy vampires
Invitare: you punched them *that* hard, Ben
tergonis: the secret ingredient is white phosphorus
ButButTheJesus: @Rynehawk :d
ButButTheJesus: :D
electra310: Cats are also a non-newtonian fluid
mitomanox: ash is easier to clean than blood and guts i guess
obionedrop: @mitomanox It's dinner time for me lol
Painfully_Dyslexic: Have fun everyone, I have a job interview to get ready for!
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sharkfists: here, let me: "you wanna take that one again?"
LordZarano: @Dog_of_Myth Ketchup is thrixotropic
xantos69: Ben, do your shoulders hurt? Because you are CARRYING Adam
Uzumaki15: Because you're punching them so hard the friction of the impact is lighting them on fire
mitomanox: @obionedrop all that gory spagett
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sound they make as they disappear totally doesn't get annoying, or sound kind of like a chainsaw, at all.
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Ba_Dum_Tish: The weird thing about the RE world is that we have a anti bioterrorism force and had multiple disasters and yet people keep thinking "Well THESE horrible mutating bioweapons will work"
rabbitgta: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:29.
mitomanox: @Painfully_Dyslexic good luck!
Lysander_Gustav: is that longer than elephant gestation?
SnackPak_: toasty
CrookedPenguin: I looked it up specifically for this sub message
Dog_of_Myth: @LordZarano I just went off the first google result. :p
plummeting_sloth: walrus babies are just obleks
ButButTheJesus: or? humans could be short?
NavelWarfare: @ba_dum_tish Look, refinement happens in steps :D
NarishmaReborn: according to the googles, yes
vouru: chat was the one who told you the water was safe adam, trust us!
theinvisiblevoice: that's why walrus skin is so tough, bun got super toasted
Kramburger: Dude, humans would gestate for longer if our stupid two leg walking hips prevent us from delivering and bigger babies
Kaaosa: >:|
BusTed: tqsHmph
Mr_Horrible: Cowsa? sofieThink
YeetTheRich_: i understood "13 month digestation" and thought wow that's REALLY long
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Kaaosa: this is kaaosa erasure
theleerm: yee
Makrosian_Tae: Where been go?
Makrosian_Tae: Ben**
Aenir798: is Ben dead
LordZarano: @Dog_of_Myth Thixotropic is a type of non-newtonian, to be fair
theleerm: love that ben is both using a sniper rifle and melee
obionedrop: @mitomanox ooo I *should* make spaghetti
electra310: Ben, are you playing Minecraft?
wargodmogis: "find cover" proceeds to slide over cover
Mr_Horrible: even if we don't know Piers, I love these two's synchronized kicks
Sharkfists: do a hadouken!
TheTekkieman: Nanomachines.
Kramburger: To save on memory?
Invitare: Son
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because these guys are "different" from the zombies that you were fighting as Leon and Helena.
neisan2112: Can't keep to many bodies around for the memory
vouru: buffy vamps thats why XD
YeetTheRich_: chris does not need stamina
Naesiir: I see, I see, so the the zombies are like Buffy vamps
Aenir798: Their internal organs are vampires and can't handle the moonlight.
arcaneIllumination: Apparently frilled sharks can have a gestation period of up to 3.5 years.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Zombies in this game burble away to nothing, these dudes self-ignite.
BusTed: benginRemy
Kramburger: OH POOR BABY
YeetTheRich_: awwww
electra310: ooo nooo
NarishmaReborn: i had a dream about doing that in middle school and the image stuck with me haunting me for a while
Naesiir: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
SnowbirdMike: Naahh.. They are just a bunch of ASHholes
Rhynerd: Poor baby
Xenguin47: børk børk!
Kramburger: SAVE THE PUPPY
kookaburra_85: There's gonna be a lot of bodies, the ask is so you can identify who is DEAD dead.
Stormthius: benginRemy benginRemy
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
ravenlord_xix: Gotta scrape off the sole
Excalibur_1867_: benginRemy benginRemy
OmnipotentTrevor: It effected Chris enough that he had to go on a 6 month drunken stupor
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeA bozeA
saucemaster5000: dogs gonna be dogs
MWGNZ: jamiePants
electra310: Pretty good deal then, treats and the bed
ButButTheJesus: can dogs be trained to not bark
Kramburger: Ben did you give him scritchies this is very important
YeetTheRich_: just yeet it
Lord_ZYRK: Puppies alright, doggies alright, they just seem a little weeeird
ashesandmochi: a baby!
SnackPak_: good dog
seasikberry: puppies need timeout sometimes
Excalibur_1867_: #FreeRemy benginRemy
Talin06: he forgot why he was there anyway
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Saintnex: absolute genius
ghyllnox: Ah, a violence puzzle
Lysander_Gustav: cutting the gordian knot
empyreon: smarty pup!
circusofkirkus: solving puzzles the Adam Savidan way
notthepenguins: doggo has defeated the system
frank_the_great: Ben's dog can also talk, did he tell you that?
Rhynerd: ah, the baby cut the knot
Lord_ZYRK: Alright, but which model of Tyrant is Ben lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: maybe remy can explain non newtonian fluids to you
ghyllnox: Treats LLLLLIBERATED!
rabbitgta: live long enough... I forget the rest
Lysander_Gustav: nice cyclone flip
electra310: For... FREEDOM
neisan2112: Where's RemyGenering to defend?
Kramburger: Mad Tyrant Ben, putting people half the universe into Time Out with a Snap of his Fingers
MegaDosX: Wait what I miss? I was afk
Lysander_Gustav: wrestling is big in japan
zazamost: This is a zombie shooter, right? Asking for friend
Kramburger: He's Head of the Table now
Naesiir: Chris's biceps: Freedom and Liberty
electra310: Do these card names mean anything at all?
EvilBadman: Not a lotta people are watching WWE right now. :D
MegaDosX: Yeah, that happens around now
notthepenguins: woah i didnt realize that they let him go
Kramburger: RECORD PROFITS still cutting people
MegaDosX: Samoa Joe's WWE entrance theme was badass as hell
Lord_ZYRK: Kramburger that's capitalism, baby!
CyberColossus: you beat that meat
Roger_Job329: put Joe on commentary, no need to cut him.
Kramburger: @Lord_ZYRK EAT THE RICH
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Kramburger So Vince was taking notes from the video games
MegaDosX: WWE be like that tho
Makrosian_Tae: EAT THE RICH
vouru: resident evil is.... a horror game right? This is a horror game ya?
thefightnerd: I saw Samoa Joe in one of his final ROH matches, it was amazing. His ROH song was so good
e_bloc: less payroll = higher revenue
NavelWarfare: Chris almost has a full on falcon punch there. Almost.
karpma: also what happens when you sign literal every wrestler you can put a contract in front of.
RayFK: Payroll is the highest expense of literally any business
rabbitgta: eat the rich is right
Arclight_Dynamo: Carnies gonna carny.
vouru: works for EA
plummeting_sloth: Suddenly Graham and Paul get an idea
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ashesandmochi: waiting for my internet to stablize like SabaPing
electra310: Son of Agatha
Kramburger: But then the WWE says it's a 'family', fuckers
e_bloc: I mean there are people they could cut that would be a net loss but there's probably not many
Kramburger: BUSINESSES ARE NOT YOUR FAMILY ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER
Sharkfists: @Kramburger making things up is literally their business
e_bloc: I mean they're independent contractors. that should tell you everything you know about the business of WWE
electra310: If they are just going to say what Ace of Spades is over open radio, why have a code name for it?
thefightnerd: plus the WWE shipped Mickie James and Chelsea Greens' stuff back in garbage bags
Rhynerd: the UN staff are totally infected, aren’t they?
Invitare: my favourite Resident Evil character is Roger
BlueChloroplast: @electra310 yeah.....
ButButTheJesus: I'm guessing that's what Capcom was chasing
plummeting_sloth: at least no chest high walls
hexy_lexy: LUL big doots?!
neisan2112: It's CoD with worse gunplay
Earthenone: i mean thats why we call it piers of war
niccus: oh have you seen those videos of people playing RE8 like if they played CoD: Warzone
vouru: C.O.D Zombie mode
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta get those pull-ups in
Arclight_Dynamo: "Ladders are for betas."
Gildan_Bladeborn: J'avo aren't actually zombies Adam, they're dudes that - for reasons unknown - voluntarily injected themselves with the colonel's special virus sauce recipe.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: It's why they kind of all have weapons.
Duwani1: THey are BSAA so not american
bananderson_: this is the hot new resident evil content I crave
Lysander_Gustav: I forgot about that game series
Ba_Dum_Tish: When did we become Hogan?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: That imitation sounds half Nukem half-Trump
plummeting_sloth: I'm here to climb ladders and chew bubble gum, and I have plenty of gum
The_Myrddraal: What are you boy scouts?
zazamost: This is such peak horror survival they gave you NPCs with machine guns
NarishmaReborn: i heard you say "ladders are for betas, I'm a Slugma"
NotCainNorAbel: when reading Adam has one voice. Playing a game a different one.
frank_the_great: You mean Adam?
plummeting_sloth: therapy is grooovy
Kramburger: Duke Nukem, emotionally available badass
BusTed: Two stomps this time.
Sniknob: Good job Adam you did a non-eastern european accent
StreetRach: One hop this time.
Arclight_Dynamo: Duke Walukem.
Rhynerd: I think I’ve gotten a few positive reinforcement duke nukam videos from the YouTube algorithm before.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're out of stamina.
theleerm: trans rights duke nukem
bananderson_: are these zombies with guns or just like dudes
StreetRach: Sliiiiide to the left.
Kramburger: !drink
Lysander_Gustav: orange cassidy kicks to the shins
YeetTheRich_: posture check duke nukem
vandristine: re has moved from normal zombies to just mutated people really
Gildan_Bladeborn: These guys are just mutated dudes, yes.
frank_the_great: I don't think these are zombies...
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're not.
Lysander_Gustav: your sidekicks guns don't seem to do actual damage
plummeting_sloth: good job AI soldiers. Your inevitable deaths will be mourned
BusTed: 🖥️ 🦐
control_rig: "Trans rights are human rights TransgenderPride " - Duke Nukem
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're "J'avo".
Mister_Hush: TransgenderPride
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EvilBadman: jon St. John is also Big the Cat in Sonic games
hexy_lexy: trans rights!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: "I keep my memory inside my gains."
Lord_ZYRK: I'm here to remind everyone to take their meds and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum
YeetTheRich_: how are the not hitting you
Ba_Dum_Tish: When did we save Piers?
YeetTheRich_: they
Naesiir: ah so your biceps are where the brains live
Invitare: Chris' muscles have grown so large they have their own dedicated brains, like an Octopus
InkyGhoast: chris this game is such a tool
HondoTrigger: isn't this the Resident Evil where the cover had a person fellating a giraffe?
Rhynerd: Yes
Lord_ZYRK: Hondo that's the one
TherapyforNarwhals: well thats terrifyung
GhostValv: kafkaesque?
hesterbyrde: That is supremely fucked up...
eshplode: Nature is truly beautiful
bananderson_: butterfly crotch is what they called me in high school actually
frank_the_great: It's so weird watching voice actors talk
wargodmogis: You are playing COD:RE
Lysander_Gustav: zombies with guns seems a bit much.
trashshaman: Guys I had to go to the bathroom can you skip back a bit?
plummeting_sloth: Ben just pumping out Butterflies like he's Sugar Ray
HondoTrigger: big fan of the muddy aesthetic in every video game from 2006-2010
Gildan_Bladeborn: So these guys thing is that all of their limbs "could" turn into... something else.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh right this is tic tac evil
Makrosian_Tae: @plummeting_sloth I understood that reference!
Electrodyne: The Skatch Maaaaaaan
Mordin_Solus_Sings: So chat, I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but does the game ever explain why Chris was drowning his sorrows?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, just for fun - the head is one of those "limbs".
frank_the_great: @Gildan_Bladeborn I too like gray and brown cover shooters
Rhynerd: @mordin_solus_sings yeah
plummeting_sloth: you PLAY throughy why he's drowning his sorrows
Mister_Hush: @Mordin_Solus_Sings Chris is just a sad, meaty boi
like_100_bears: @mordin_solus_sings yes kind of
electra310: @Mordin_Solus_Sings It's because of the trauma of the rest of the RE games
TherapyforNarwhals: They hav a full deck by the end of the game
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was an amazing moment where AI Chris and a J'avo with no head were in a looping drunken punching match.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @Mordin_Solus_Sings Did he finally find a boulder that was too big for even him to punch? :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Back when Graham was playing this.
plummeting_sloth: Beta Team has redeployed from the Rules of Draw and STud Poker Card
hexy_lexy: "Chris!" "its Roger"
Gildan_Bladeborn: The flying form isn't even the weirdest one.
Rynehawk: i would pay money for luvvey from gilligan's island to rip into a hard cover of "Ace of Spades" but for hearts
kookaburra_85: Chris being drunk happens after all this right?
Rhynerd: I do not remember the flying j’avo but they actually unsettle me a bit
wargodmogis: Yes
bananderson_: "Sigma team moving in from Holographic Charizard"
Gildan_Bladeborn: @kookaburra_85 - nope, this is after that.
Lucidmooselid: HahaBall
notthepenguins: i think before? Piers was talking about thinking Chris would be rustier
BusTed: Shoulders... too broad...
zazamost: Too chunky
Lysander_Gustav: some three-stooges action
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: too much meat through a small openeing
NavelWarfare: Could these two just... open a door?
xantos69: When two alpha men try to get through a door
NavelWarfare: Like normal people?
electra310: Those are the worst
lyropithic: My overfilled wallet
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dragon Quest is attacking
neisan2112: FRIDAAAY
PaperDoopliss: Good opinion Adam :)
plummeting_sloth: It's Betrayal at Krondor
neisan2112: WHAT??
Invitare: Vegetini
Sogheim: oh dang y'all goin' hard tonight
control_rig: WHAT!
BusTed: Hive kick.
Lysander_Gustav: fair
rabbitgta: no chrono trigger, only chrono cross
niccus: if you want to make people angry you gotta kick Mother 3
hesterbyrde: LOL my husband is literally streaming that right now. He'll be so sad. XD
DiscordianTokkan: The FUCK you say
Rhynerd: I see that smile on your face, Adam.
notthepenguins: [[Provoke Chat]]
YeetTheRich_: here goes adam antagonizing twitch chat again
BusTed: hell yeah
bananderson_: pissing off twitch chat is so easy you can't not do it sometimes
DeM0nFiRe: Quest 64 is cool
Mister_Hush: Hell yeah Dark Cloud
Omthebox: GOLF!?
Manae: Adam, Ben was barely alive to know about Quest 64
DeM0nFiRe: So is Dark Cloud
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ben Used Provke
kookaburra_85: Where is out Betrayal at Krondor re-master?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You gave him super muscles!
KeytarCat: Quest 64 was great for how unfinished it was
neisan2112: Not DC2, that has the dumb golf thing
Ba_Dum_Tish: Don't fall for their taunts
Sogheim: game about time travel? have you consiered Singularity?
Manae: Don't go that deep on the cuts
saucemaster5000: damn adam just brought me back
EvilBadman: !card waking the trolls
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, that happens a lot.
DeM0nFiRe: I somehow accidentally ended up with like 3 copies of Quest 64 which is fine, but then I forget which one has my save file
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wolvsbane: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
wholovesclutch: Im In!!!!!
EvilBadman: The band?
wholovesclutch: ya you do
Rhynerd: It has just occurred to me that we won’t get Hobo fights this RE playthrough.
Rynehawk: clutch cargo?
saucemaster5000: I remember renting quest64 back in the day and being entirely whelmed.
Gildan_Bladeborn: America!
YeetTheRich_: clutch is a good feature when you want to shift into second gear
Ba_Dum_Tish: We love liberating doors from their hinges
Invitare: muscle memory
electra310: Too much patriotism in his thighs
Rynehawk: that is a lot of upper body swinging for such slow speed
wholovesclutch: cluth is the present king of rock cool cats
bananderson_: yeah his big muscles are too heavy so he kinda shuffles
Omthebox: He runs like he's fat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also is that a red exploding barrel just stored on a roof?
combatiblewombatible: you tryna tell me that isnt perfect technique
eshplode: He runs like he's wading through water
Kipstar: hard to run when you are 99% meat
plummeting_sloth: "We've been spotted?" you're standing on an open rooftop
hug_master: frankh1Yoda frankh1Yoda frankh1Yoda frankh1Yoda frankh1Yoda
Sharkfists: woop woop
YeetTheRich_: because they need to be stopped
Talin06: yeah they are the good guys
Sogheim: quick distract them with faygo
Invitare: the Insane Clown Posse are covering Ace of Spades, you have to stop them
neisan2112: Wut?
e_bloc: you run faster in panties
elkae: Army panties
Omthebox: Why do I need underwear to fight clowns
e_bloc: it's been proven
plummeting_sloth: Alpha Team here... you want to take that one again
Mister_Hush: Chris likes the lace!
elkae: Breathe better
Lord_ZYRK: Those are Chinese Opera masks
tergonis: they have a strict dress code
Xenguin47: Okay, I did hear what I thought I did.
snowmonkey99: I would think if you're in that much of a rush, you could skip the panties for today
BusTed: Interrupting a Gathering.
hesterbyrde: Suddenly it seems like we're playing zombie-borderlands
ghyllnox: Yeah
Lucidmooselid: mofukin magnets how do they work!??
Lysander_Gustav: and the racism
theleerm: as a gay(tm) no thanks!
e_bloc: yeah that's a dealbreaker
KV1NN4: the main guy from ICP has actually regretted including homophobia in his music
Ba_Dum_Tish: They are good with a giant BUT
ArdCollider: there's a small subset of them getting into antifascism but it's an uphill educational thing for the organizers working with them
electra310: Have they figured out magnets now?
Vargenibusken: I miss chad Chris.
bananderson_: shouting "liberated" as you stomp on a guys face is always funny
Vargenibusken: I just finished RE8 an hour ago.
Lord_ZYRK: That's like saying "Oh they're pretty cool except for all the puppy drowning they do"
ArdCollider: one of the ICP guys probably had to recalibrate because his daughter's a furry
KeytarCat: I forgot to fridge my leftovers, so now stale flatbread and lukewarm Baba Ganouj
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why doesn't chris just punch them like they are puny boulders
StillPondJosh: Catching you two live for the first time thanks to working an overnight, but just wanted to say Adam, watching your professional and personal journey over these past few years has been super inspiring. Thanks, dude. Keep it up!
BusTed: lrrCOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ker'splode.
Omthebox: Turned into rubble
plummeting_sloth: choose your targets and then choose your fighters!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Liberated from his limbs
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: Giblets!
Invitare: it's Mothra!
theleerm: @StillPondJosh howdy Josh!
e_bloc: limb-erated
Invitare: nooo Mothra don't die!
KeytarCat: Li[m]berated
KeytarCat: @e_bloc LUL
e_bloc: @KeytarCat :D
bananderson_: multitask!
Aenir798: Timezones
Kramburger: I'm watching you guys at work
NarishmaReborn: *viewers drop by 400*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Being paid to poop is one of the best parts of employment.
StillPondJosh: Yep, yep.
rasterscan: "Poop on company time." Ben 2021
e_bloc: I 100% chance watch streams on one monitor while I do menial work on the other
Darleysam: Leeloo Dallas multitask
KeytarCat: I get to read while I poop, so that'
KeytarCat: s nice
DRMagnify: Me
Kramburger: Hi
saucemaster5000: @Gildan_Bladeborn what's your job??
control_rig: Uhhh...
electra310: What counts as work?
theleerm: define working...
MegaDosX: Hi, it me
Sniknob: Wait until graham finds out you two are playing videogames when you should be working Kappa
Kaorti: I would be but I'm out sick
argusthecat: I should be working
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am.
control_rig: Hi
Rynehawk: i am always working it
Phailhammer: Hi
plummeting_sloth: I mean... I'm techncially on call
Kipstar: yeah I'm working
argusthecat: But I'm doing this instead.
MWGNZ: wfh gang
KV1NN4: i'm working
Kramburger: 3 monitors BAYBEEE
DRMagnify: Y'all are main monitor material though
Omthebox: I'm always working theoretically. Being alive is hard
blip2004: I am. till 4 am
Eille_k: i'm not working
theleerm: i mean mods are kinda working
letfireraindown: I have watched youon company time
Gildan_Bladeborn: @saucemaster5000 IT support.
circusofkirkus: it's after 5, I'm not working
BibitteNoire: I’m working
ifritleviathan: Im working on an essay at 1:45 am
eshplode: That's a trick question. Are the people watching really working? lrrBEEJ
Makrosian_Tae: I'm doing chores. Is that working?
e_bloc: tv, doing things on other two monitors sorry
KeytarCat: @Darleysam I almost skipped this LUL
frank_the_great: It's 8:45 PM EST, of course I'm not working
hexy_lexy: adam, ben, YOURE working
just_like_aerin: I just got off work but I regularly catch LRR streams on the clock
tehfewl: Technincally, im at work?
hesterbyrde: I'm finishing up some notes from a meeting that finished just before this stream... so kinda
YeetTheRich_: uhhhh
e_bloc: I do watch while at work though
letfireraindown: that was so perfect
nervousdavid: what?
Aenir798: wtf
Arclight_Dynamo: Working? Pfffft. You assume I, a Millennial, can find employment.
Invitare: DansGame
theleerm: uuuuuuuuuuuh
Rootpotato: lol
InkyGhoast: hi bitrate wtf
Rhynerd: I have has no luck finding a job this year
Arazni: I'm waking up for work in an hour
notthepenguins: that was incredible
vandristine: oh that wasnt just me good
Omthebox: Oh you all heard it too
Randoplh: what was that?
x0den: did that happen to everyone
Lord_ZYRK: Glitch in the Matrix, carry one
SK__Ren: Woah, glitch in the matrix there
control_rig: What was that Mex Headroom
tergonis: oh so it wasn't just me
Caedynna: lol weird sound glitch
Favre_the_Undead: uhh
Nosser2: Ah, good, it wasn't just me.
saucemaster5000: @Gildan_Bladeborn alright fair enough
Kramburger: Encoding videos
NotCainNorAbel: well that was interesting
Pteraspidomorphi: Just a little audio blip
EvilBadman: Holy shit that audio glitch was hilariously timed
cutaos: ok good not the only one
Rootpotato: glad that wasnt just me
onekitchenknife: I def always watch y'all at work
Juliamon: Yes we all had that Max Headroom moment
NarishmaReborn: grading papers off-hours?
neisan2112: I'm working on playing Arena
elah806: Wow, how did you know I was currentlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
NavelWarfare: Once more, please. Twitch did a thing
DiscordianTokkan: It's like, quarter to 9pm dude, I'm not fucking working
vandristine: that was amzing ngl
Rynehawk: wait, you working ese?
bananderson_: Oh if doing schoolwork counts then often but not now
Invitare: I didn't know Adam could make that noise
frogomb: I'm grinding arena
YeetTheRich_: i thought i was having stroke
TheTekkieman: Hope that gets caught in the highlights.
Malkaresh: TV BAYBEEE
Isaac3567: Thought my computer was about to BSOD on me with that
TotallyNotaBeholder: Oh god, whoever mentioned Max Headroom, glad to know I'm not the only Old Person here
Lucidmooselid: are you currently GRgrGRgrGRGgbbbbbbb
KV1NN4: i'm working on art so i can afford to pay for stuff
e_bloc: I am relieved I'll never have to go to scholol again
EvilBadman: Somone clip that, please
electra310: I'm keeping a kitten alive by feeding it every two hours around the clock and basically never sleeping, so every joke is extra funny :D
plummeting_sloth: Chris with the Segal special there
KeytarCat: I'm working through uni slowly, so I only have one final, tomorrow, then I'm done for the semester
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get used to being... kind of lost during this part.
vandristine: that was the true form of Adam trying to breach from the astral plane into reality
Invitare: something happened
Arclight_Dynamo: There was an audio glitch. It's all good.
Lord_ZYRK: The stream freaked out for a sec, Adam
bananderson_: there was a weird audio glitch a second ago
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YeetTheRich_: you glitched out for a sec
BusTed: There was a small audio glitch that went away immediately.
notthepenguins: there was a hilarious twitch glitch
Ba_Dum_Tish: There was a glitch
frank_the_great: "If I've learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you're going in the right direction."
Caedynna: was an audio glitch
Naesiir: it was just some stream audio glitch
Aenir798: audio glitch
neisan2112: Stream glitched
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's intentionally maze-like.
nervousdavid: did someone clip that?
NavelWarfare: Twitch did a thing
Vyous: I have you on the top half of a second monitor.
EvilBadman: Adam: the audio stuttered right at the best part of you talking
tidehollowcat: I also have you on the TV.
Makrosian_Tae: There was a stream glitch
amuseoffirebane: you didn't, audio on our end went BRRRRRRR
vouru: Re, code edition
stizzet: watching while eating dinner through the Xbox on the big screen lrrAWESOME
lirazel64: I'm not at work, but I watch you peeps on my phones
vandristine: yeah did the vod catch that for a clip?
Talin06: when you described work the audio glitched out
elah806: I requested an extension on an assignment in part so I could watch this and not feel bad (don't worry it's my free one for the quarter)
Eille_k: i use my tv as a monitor, you're half of my 65 inch TV.
plummeting_sloth: tiding up teh floor
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeOffByOne
tergonis: didn't count your shots
NavelWarfare: sergeOffByOne
YeetTheRich_: sergeSqueak
SergeYager: MY BRAND
Aenir798: wow
frank_the_great: He's got coffee
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Rynehawk: D:
hesterbyrde: That and the coffee
tergonis: oofa doofa
neisan2112: Wooow
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrindleBoar: harsh
wholovesclutch: take that Serge
TherapyforNarwhals: Boddied
wargodmogis: oof
Xenguin47: oof
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
TwitchTVsFrank: shots fired
SergeYager: WHO EVEN AM I ANYMORE
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 51:56.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge also has innocent statements that sound lewd
Lord_ZYRK: Someone serge is crying and he doesn't know why
theleerm: and the squeaks!
wholovesclutch: haha
e_bloc: lrrWOW
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Lord_ZYRK: Somewhere*
hesterbyrde: and the coffee
control_rig: And the coffee thing
Sharkfists: roasted
Kramburger: And his Big ol' Brain
Rootpotato: and the coffee
SergeYager: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the pity sub benginCry
xantos69: I drink coffee, so you don't have that either
YeetTheRich_: serge still has the monopoly on family friendliness
Naesiir: Serge is a little pumper and must be protected at all costs
Dog_of_Myth: @SergeYager After that burn, you deserve it. :p
Arazni: and Joe's chickens
wholovesclutch: tale as oldas time....
plummeting_sloth: they were having a smoke break'
Kaaosa: I, for one, do not care for Serge :>
saucemaster5000: don't talk about fight club
ashesandmochi: serge! <3
wargodmogis: I see the AI is really good
Makrosian_Tae: BANNED
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: the tale of Jerf, prequel
SergeYager: I'm sorry, who are you?!
Rynehawk: D:
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW
Sniknob: Ben didn't respect the 1v1 D:
Kramburger: Found James' sockpuppet
wholovesclutch: damit dave
Kaaosa: that's what he gets for you mispronouncing my name
Rynehawk: EVERYONE <3 SERGE!
wolvsbane: lrrFRUMP
nervousdavid: i have done nothing, again.
wholovesclutch: cool your jets
tehfewl: Hey, im David, and i'm in the military..
e_bloc: how can you dislike serge?
KeytarCat: Took disengage, provoked other attacks of op
Lokolos: Serge is one of the 3 channels im subbed to.
SergeYager: come on little D, some harsh words there
YeetTheRich_: "serge must be protected at all costs"
Kaaosa: I do not have a job
Rhynerd: Ah, the spider people.
tehfewl: yes we davids all know each other
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah... these guys can ALSO just turn into "man-spiders".
nervousdavid: all David's know each other
Gildan_Bladeborn: So they should be Ben's absolute favorite.
wholovesclutch: thesae ad=re the DAves i dont know i dont knwo
frank_the_great: My friend named Davy, who's still in the navy, and probably will be for life
saucemaster5000: anyone in the military and watching working right now?
stizzet: serge still has sergeCanal & sergeOffByOne so his brand is intact hehe
vandristine: nothing at all, just, you know
karpma: soot is pretty dope
Lysander_Gustav: Vulparas are the newest race, right?
TheAlmightyCheddar: I can't wait for Ben to see the doll maker in Village
Ba_Dum_Tish: Does there need to be a battle of the davids like the battle of the Joshes
EvilBadman: Ah, got beat to the audio glitch clip: https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterArbitraryFungusHeyGuys-b03i_7sdAd9g24O4
Draynus: Vulpera benginOh benginYe
Rynehawk: WAIT WITAF
Aenir798: what
BusTed: skedaddle
Rynehawk: LUL
Rootpotato: is this the thing
ButButTheJesus: SCOOTYBOI
notthepenguins: SIR WHAT THE HECK
plummeting_sloth: follow that dog!
Sharkfists: I love my Vulpera Death Knight >.<
wharra: Just watch next raid be full of knee high water that makes you have to swim Ben :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: Our UN representatives!
DeM0nFiRe: Was that a spider carrying a lady?
seasikberry: I know I'm late but I for one love Serge
YeetTheRich_: you are being kited
Lysander_Gustav: neat
Manae: We shot her 20 times, but she's secured!
bananderson_: Does WoW have enough downtime parts for you to also play Hearthstone in it
frank_the_great: Spider-man
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NightValien28: my favorite spoop boys are back
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BlueChloroplast: somehow didn't fill her with bullets
elah806: I forgot in the half decade since Graham
Gildan_Bladeborn: @DeM0nFiRe - A "man-spider" was carrying a lady, yes.
Lysander_Gustav: carcinization
Manae: Wait they didn't learn their lesson from the Dark Portal instance?
Manae: That was HELL for gnomes when it first came out
Arazni: Hard pass on spider zombies
Invitare: they're probably more afraid of you than you are of them
saucemaster5000: at least they poof and leave the fresh scent of pine
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jeez that spider was just doing reps
Xenguin47: But there was a 50-for-1 sale!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turning into a spider is just a thing these guys can do spontaneously from here on out, FYI.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now that you've seen it.
plummeting_sloth: nah, i think the being a spider is the worse part
shendaras: Ah, gnome tank in that CoT instance and watching them drown.
hexy_lexy: 6 tacs?
Naarius: @wharra Don't you put that curse on my goblin.
elah806: I forgot in the half-decade since Graham's playthrough how texturally busy this game is. It's so tiring to look at. Everything is webbed or mottled or grimy or viscera
ElderAtropos: as a goblin, that place in DoS sucks
elah806: More so even than most games from this period
Rhynerd: So, the possible transformations now are new head, big arms, butterfly, or spider?
Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun One thing that creates more tic tacs is that you can combine 3 green herbs to make 6, instead of just 2 greens for 3 tic tacs
Mister_Hush: @elah806 The mid 10's were all about The Most Graphics, not necessarily about making things look good
Arclight_Dynamo: @elah806 But that means more detail, which means more realism, which means more gooder.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Of course they have guns Adam - their top half are just dudes.
frank_the_great: They made the right pivot
YeetTheRich_: "the spiders have guns" is not a sentence i expected to hear
ashesandmochi: is this a restaurant it looks like so many i've been to
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only their bottom halves are spiders.
NightValien28: yeah they needed a refresh
wholovesclutch: residency is suspect
Naesiir: at this point, RE has been more like this than the original RE
AmberLampLight: meanwhile the music is off doing its own thing
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Kramburger: "What if, instead of a horror game, we made a male power fantasy?"
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Rhynerd: “Did you know a spider can have 8 guns”
frank_the_great: Adam gets it
Makrosian_Tae: Woo! Sub lottery!
vandristine: i mean it sees in re9 we play as rose
elah806: Are we still in the era when everything is a cover shooter
serramarkov: Yay!!!! Another month!!!
ButButTheJesus: Twitter: Not even once
seasikberry: all the LRR people are equally cool and good
Sharkfists: spoilers for which?
Makrosian_Tae: "You move like they do"
e_bloc: I've been watchiung a lot of RE8 streams and no spoilers but it's great
KeytarCat: I've played so many RE6 maps because they're great arenas for RE Rev2's raid mode
Ba_Dum_Tish: But wasn't the action change all Bens fault according to their RE4 playthrough
KrumtasticAdventures: RE5 is the best RE
Aenir798: "Breaking news: Ben spoils the Matrix"
Manae: I can't wait for some authentic Ben and Adam reactions to 8. Been avoiding spoilers myself
EvilBadman: @Sharkfists Res Evil 8
Mister_Hush: Ben literally complaining about spoilers right this second, Twitch chat: spoilers
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xhres2: Sup, haven't had much chance to watch live lately! Thanks youtube~
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Sharkfists: @EvilBadman ah, thanks
wholovesclutch: new Xtra Turns came out today. was super fun
Randoplh: Spoiler in RE8: There are spoilers in RE8
jetpixi: hey folks how goes the liberating?
CompletelyUnsure: I've heard the merchant character is better than RE4
plummeting_sloth: can't believe they didnt make you go down 6 flights of stairs
Arclight_Dynamo: RE:6 is your penance. What did you DO?
ghyllnox: Skipping RE7?
Kaaosa: RE8age does seem cool
BusTed: Bichael
R3idMore: Thanks for the gift sub @seasikberry !!!! lrrAWESOME
Arazni: I'm watching someone play re8, but still look forward to watching the spoop boys play the game
GhostValv: you have to finish the fights (dadada da~~~)
hesterbyrde: You'll enjoy it all the more... like dessert after lots of broccoli
Arclight_Dynamo: @ghyllnox They played it a while ago.
saucemaster5000: You mean you aren't finishing this and going straight into original PS1 RE?
jetpixi: SeemsGood
KeytarCat: @ghyllnox already played it!
dawson_von_darkcastle: Too Bad can't figure out what happens from the Internet
Gildan_Bladeborn: The designers of RE:6 saw how much you two enjoyed playing the parts of RE:5 where the "not zombies" had guns, and then used time travel magic to make RE:6 always have LOTS of guns, for their "not zombies" to have.
plummeting_sloth: the building is on fire!
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam needs to find out what happens to Jake! Kappa
ghyllnox: Ah, thanks
plummeting_sloth: good reception though
Kramburger: They're too manly for safety
Kaaosa: don't know why everyone calls it RE8 when there's three more letters after the VIII
ashesandmochi: gotta do all the liberating here before moving onto no liberation
dawson_von_darkcastle: lrrEFF
Lysander_Gustav: yep
DHCanadian: @loadingreadyrun is there anything that you guys are hoping for there to be in RE8?
Aenir798: This is why you don't take the elevator.
BusTed: Eightage
YeetTheRich_: i watched riley knights stream for a bit and there are definitely silly things you can do in re8
Kaaosa: RE8AGE is the real name
plummeting_sloth: Op op op op
Kramburger: Fellas is it gay to make eye contact ever?
frank_the_great: What difficulty are you going to play RE8?
KrumtasticAdventures: Stairs don’t work as well for loading screens
ButButTheJesus: V I I_ I_ age
KeytarCat: RE8age
elah806: What would the point of Adam and Bed trekking through all the RE games if we didn't at least get to learn about Jerf
jetpixi: i hear there are some spoops
frozenphoenix7: Engaging gameplay
Electrodyne: Chris?? ROGER
jetpixi: so i will not be playin
BusTed: rude
circusofkirkus: inspo for your resident evil mansion?
Rootpotato: and dead
Gildan_Bladeborn: And... you're fine!
GhostValv: and not dead...
Aenir798: You took an RPG to the face why are you alive
wholovesclutch: well then
rasterscan: We would be SO DEAD.
plummeting_sloth: very helpful explosion
NavelWarfare: Somehow not dead
frozenphoenix7: No Chris, you would not be fine
Ba_Dum_Tish: We should 100% be dead
wholovesclutch: well yor fine
jetpixi: LUL
frank_the_great: Rocket launchers alone don't kill people, you also need a volcano
seasikberry: 8 is real good for scares, big upsetti
wholovesclutch: apparenty
Sharkfists: so much meat you can just eat a rocket
saucemaster5000: people play Re for the plot??
Gildan_Bladeborn: It would be... very easy to be more scary than this game, at the very least.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris just tanked an RPG-7 to the chest.
wholovesclutch: ehehehe
wholovesclutch: to he face
jetpixi: just don't get hit
LordZarano: Just a little scary, as a treat
plummeting_sloth: tanked 2 RPGs
saucemaster5000: @Gildan_Bladeborn there are ducktales episodes scarier than this
KeytarCat: that was not great signalling. the red bar wasn't clear enough
Mister_Hush: Are these guys Bio Organic Weapons, or are they just chuds with guns?
plummeting_sloth: okay now it's just a shooter
combatiblewombatible: why is half this gang mutated spiders and the other half just militants
wholovesclutch: ohhh they like Gears eh?
Gildan_Bladeborn: So when we were jokingly calling this part of the game "Piers of War" before you started playing it... we weren't joking all that much.
SCHLORMPH: due to RE6's qualities, staring at paint drying is preferable making RE8 a masterpiece in comparison.
Rhynerd: This is is a weird Insurgency mod.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Mister_Hush Actual answer? Kind of half and half.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to the experience of Resident Evil as a cover-based shoter.
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 I think that says more about Duck Tales than this
Gildan_Bladeborn: *shooter.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welcome to cover shooting
Mister_Hush: @Arclight_Dynamo damn it. I hate Resident Evil lore more every day.
SCHLORMPH: otherwise its a solid 8/10
wholovesclutch: R Gears?
control_rig: This is just... squishy CoD.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Mister_Hush It is the most Kojima, non-Kojima franchise out there.
Makrosian_Tae: Resident Gearsil
Randoplh: Limberated
saucemaster5000: @KeytarCat that got a good laugh from me
jetpixi: i actually liked dodge ball
KeytarCat: ^_^
elah806: Why does the soundtrack sound like the cliffhanger on a reality show ad break
plummeting_sloth: CAll of BioDuty
Rhynerd: Giberated
KeytarCat: Call of Body Horror
Lord_ZYRK: Call of Swooty
Kaaosa: Spooky Shooty Call of Duty
YeetTheRich_: resident duty
Arclight_Dynamo: @jetpixi Dodge ball was great, because they gave us soft balls. Used to be they used rubber ones that went "Pwing."
Mister_Hush: @Arclight_Dynamo I disagree, at least Kojima had some shit to say about the world. What's RE saying? "Bio terrorism sure would be terrible?"
Makrosian_Tae: Rootin Tootin Zombie Shootin
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get used to this experience, because it kind of doesn't ever stop being this for the rest of this campaign. Except for one bit that you "should" find enjoyable at least.
plummeting_sloth: look his muscles are too big to run like normal
jetpixi: @Arclight_Dynamo oh yeah we had the rubber ones but i was good at the dodging and occasional catching.
wargodmogis: COD:Zombies..no wait
raulghoulia: what's the BSAA healthcare package like?
BrindleBoar: ROGER
Arclight_Dynamo: @Mister_Hush True enough. Kojima is convoluted and overwrought, but he has a message.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake's campaign has entirely new... gameplay innovations. You'll LOVE those.
seasikberry: call of duty: spook ops
wholovesclutch: you even lift brah?
plummeting_sloth: they needed to make room for Piers
GhostValv: "a little much?" "yeah I guess..."
wholovesclutch: head...liberated
Rhynerd: I mean, Chris is running off a combination of trauma, alchohol, and performance enhancing drugs. You could probably drill a hole in his brain and do minimal damage like with James Bond.
Jim02762: @jetpixi the red rubber balls? That's what we had. I loved dodge ball so much.
Mister_Hush: Radio guy needs to blow his nose
plummeting_sloth: now clear out of there... we need to fumigate
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have to take into consideration too that this is Chris after he let himself go and turned into a washed out drunk.
rasterscan: Ad break time?
wholovesclutch: take 38 ws super racist
jetpixi: yeah the red ones @Jim02762
saucemaster5000: we had 50 takes and that was the best one....
BlueChloroplast: katesADS
wynternyghtynggale: you cant make me
Xenguin47: You can't make me!
ButButTheJesus: katesADS
wynternyghtynggale: jinx
YeetTheRich_: duke nukem says: get up and stretch
Gildan_Bladeborn: They probably figured he'd lose some muscle mass to neglect.
Xenguin47: ji- dammit
theverticaltiger: TPFufun
like_100_bears: @rhynerd on the one hand: jesus christ. on the other: yeah basically...
jetpixi: FBtouchdown this is me stretching
CastleOtranto: I'm just gonna clench everything to be a contrarian.
ButButTheJesus: ewwo?
jetpixi: my computer just asked if i wanted back up options and i said yes and it ghosted me
Lysander_Gustav: hewwo
control_rig: So good!
jetpixi: i love ketchup chips
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: yay
BlueChloroplast: YES they are GOOD
wynternyghtynggale: how canadian
jetpixi: i smuggled a bunch back to the states
Kaaosa: did you open that bag at the bottom
Juliamon: Why the fuck's the bag upside down
jonasjonIV: twins!
Kaaosa: what the hell
TherapyforNarwhals: Dude I wish we had them in america
NavelWarfare: Dafuq? Why?
elkae: snack buds
electra310: Brain twins!
ButButTheJesus: "are you... me?"
Mister_Hush: Canadians have such weird chips
Excalibur_1867_: Ive never tried those before
Rootpotato: get your snacks
neisan2112: I really wish I could try them, never seen them here
arcaneIllumination: Need to head out for a bit. Hope I get back before JERF!
wholovesclutch: old dutch is sic
jetpixi: wait licorice or red vines
Rhynerd: Drift compatible!
Gaytanic_Panic: Licorice bozeYeah Ketchup Chips serfDoom
Lord_ZYRK: Licorice and ketchup chips: the Canadian dream
e_bloc: Ketchup chips fucking slap
Kaaosa: upside down bag openin-ass
control_rig: Ketchup chips are amazing. Tangy, slightly sweet, super salty
wholovesclutch: ever have Les Cage ah Sport
Mr_Horrible: I must confess, I didn't care much for them
Lysander_Gustav: what brand are they?
Roger_Job329: Nawww All Dress is the best
wynternyghtynggale: i like the all dressed ruffles
ahryk: I'm so glad they started selling them in the states
frank_the_great: They're pretty good, but only on occasion
wholovesclutch: they had the best chcken and ribs
Gildan_Bladeborn: I've never seen those here in the land of the screaming eagle.
saucemaster5000: Sounds weird but I like pizza chips
wholovesclutch: chips
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Delicious. We can only find them sometimes across the border.
e_bloc: its a chip bag there's no wrong side
Lysander_Gustav: cool
Lord_ZYRK: THE OLD DUTCH
Lord_ZYRK: AGAIN
seasikberry: hootin and hollering eating ketchup chips and licorice
Isaac3567: The distinction is Ketchup chips in Canada do not taste like actual Ketchup. They are also amazing
YeetTheRich_: british people being confused cause they always eat chips with ketchup
jetpixi: Ye Olde Dutch
plummeting_sloth: the (old) dutch! Again!
jetpixi: mmm ruffles
Mr_Horrible: e_bloc I'm gonna open my chip bags from the front now
SirenSongSeas: Ripple chips DO hit different
Juliamon: Herr's makes ripple ketchup chips
Ba_Dum_Tish: This building about to get liberated
Juliamon: fuckin love those
jetpixi: the flavor gets into the groooooves
wharra: I had KD for lunch.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: That's because KD is fuckinbg gross
wholovesclutch: THE OLD ZEZTYDORITOS. they were called zezty taquito. had a mouse with a sombrero
Mr_Horrible: getcha that textcha
Gaytanic_Panic: b l a s p h e m y
TokenMickus: I have a small love for mustard chips
ButButTheJesus: same ben
e_bloc: shells > mac
Rynehawk: man those things are $10 a bag US on amazon D:
ashesandmochi: i'm the same with spaghetti i like Other pasta shapes
jetpixi: MilkInBags?
electra310: I made KD today for my kiddo and overcooked it all to hell because his tooth is loose and he can't chew. :P
plummeting_sloth: !milk timer
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 buy yoself a bag of milk
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remind Adam to get milk in bags
Omthebox: You got it Ben
Rynehawk: YUP
tergonis: how did that missle get there?
niccus: yeah
jetpixi: EXTORTION
gualdhar: Hey Adam, pick up milk after the stream @LoadingReadyRun
hexy_lexy: hey adam, pick up some milk!!!
SirenSongSeas: Yo what the heck
NavelWarfare: Can I remind him now? I'll forget otherwise
Kramburger: "All the way down on"? Wanna take that one again, Ben?
Isaac3567: They changed the recipe for the cheese sauce, it tastes very different than it was when i was a child
wholovesclutch: super fcke
Lord_ZYRK: Junk food on Amazon is usually bonkers
stizzet: Kraft dinner is not real Mac and cheese
wholovesclutch: hehehe
neisan2112: They don't sell thin in the US
lirazel64: Ben, that just proves you are a man of class and taste.
Kaorti: ketchup chips are exotic here
YeetTheRich_: deal
plummeting_sloth: LRR Bootleg Ketchup chips
argusthecat: Here in the US, we have strange problems with snack food.
jetpixi: Deal
SK__Ren: Gotta do it real. Bag of shredded cheese, quart of half & Half, let that stuff thicken up and mix with pasta.
QuixoticScrivener: Its the shipping cost.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is shipping included?
argusthecat: It's also way too expensive to get chocolate dipped potato chips
wholovesclutch: mureder ship sales duder
shurtal: is Alex Piers?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: Ben and Adam about to become illicit border-crossing chip-runners
niccus: i need to drive like 40 minutes for all dresed chips
cthulhudude23: Adam, the businessman ALSO profiting off the strength of the US dollar. galaxy brain
Favre_the_Undead: Yes
jetpixi: all dressed are good too
saucemaster5000: news tomorrow -- man arrested for extortion over half eaten bag of ketchup chips
jetpixi: yeah
plummeting_sloth: mmap
jetpixi: your head would be ringing
Makrosian_Tae: MAHP
QuixoticScrivener: WTH are all-dressed chips?
electra310: Your ears are full of protective patriotism
BlueChloroplast: you put in military earplugs at the start?
shurtal: Capitalism Senpai noticed you
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for some ptsd
Lord_ZYRK: Do you???
jetpixi: they are also delicious @QuixoticScrivener
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, I knew they existed - because I've seen another Canadian eating them, via a "bit" at the end of a Best of the Worst episode - but ketchup chips aren't really a thing in our stores.
jetpixi: oh my ok
wholovesclutch: hhehe
Favre_the_Undead: Is this a horror game? It looks like a shoot-em-up?
Talin06: your organs would be jelly at least
YeetTheRich_: that's not healthy
Kaorti: ok?
saucemaster5000: more of a non-newtonian druid
TheBearBee: So you're think and hard to hit
niccus: you're... firm under pressure?
WalkingProfanity: very true
ButButTheJesus: Adam Quicksandivan
SnackPak_: alright, no need to show off lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: Non-Nooting Flootonian
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: My... hangover!
Xenguin47: That's what they said
lofi_lay_loser: that laugh tho
Graham_LRR: no
Rynehawk: what do you do for a living sir? I, um, smuggle ketchup chips.
Mr_Horrible: Nivans DansGame
BusTed: As long as Adam doesn't move we'll never know his shame.
eric_christian_berg: Hey, Wegmans had ketchup chips!
archon458: the virgin quick sand vs the chad non-newtonian fluid
Gildan_Bladeborn: It only counts ZOMBIES.
plummeting_sloth: remember, you're not fighting Zombies
plummeting_sloth: for wahtever fucking reason
NavelWarfare: @loadingreadyrun These are apparently not zombies
Gildan_Bladeborn: J'avo are mechanically distinct from zombies, as far as this game is concerned.
Makrosian_Tae: It works on zombies, NOT MUTANTS
jetpixi: wait who are they fighting?
jetpixi: aw
plummeting_sloth: J'Avro or whatever
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Gildan_Bladeborn: And those are the things you'll be fighting for the foreseeable future.
Spacecarl: you arent using shotguns now, right?
Talin06: that reply value Kappa
DarkMorford: FBtouchdown
OmnipotentTrevor: aren't they "B.O.W."s or something?
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plummeting_sloth: flashback time
BusTed: Hawkmen
YeetTheRich_: help me stepbro im stuck in the non newtonian fluid
Gildan_Bladeborn: @OmnipotentTrevor Bio-Organic Weapons, yes.
wargodmogis: Why wasn't this the first chapter?
Makrosian_Tae: Flash, AAAAHHHH
BusTed: Brian Blessed
jetpixi: except everyone is expendable
TherapyforNarwhals: So we're going alone by ourselves just the two of us!
Mister_Hush: Is the BSAA the same thing as Blue Umbrella?
electra310: The motto of the BSAA is "be prepared"
neisan2112: Love it!
archon458: Thanks for the Gift sub! My funny paid off
ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM!
plummeting_sloth: nobodies expendable, now let's get out there people whose faces I can't see and names I won't say
Kramburger: Sheeva didn't
Makrosian_Tae: It's a flashback
neisan2112: I got the Vinyl soundtrack for Flash Gordan from my dad
Lord_ZYRK: We flashbackin'
ghyllnox: Stop having emotions, Finn Kappa
ButButTheJesus: projector
Stormthius: is his flashlight doing a computer thingy?
stizzet: not mutations!
saucemaster5000: Chris just speaks in cliches he has no idea what he's saying
Kramburger: @archon458 You deserved it for the joke
YeetTheRich_: if this is a memory why is piers in ut?
Mr_Horrible: "Nobody gets left behind on my watch!" "Chris you don't wear a watch." "No further questions!"
YeetTheRich_: it
plummeting_sloth: what, that's the drill? You always split into 3 teams no matter what? In any circumstance?
TherapyforNarwhals: We've seen him dead
Blade_Tiger: "Let's split up gang!"
BlueChloroplast: R I P
BusTed: seabatYIKES
BusTed: Let me just change into my red shirt...
GhostValv: he's going to fall in the first hole
Kramburger: More like Piers of SNORE
electra310: ooo nooo
YeetTheRich_: he ded
Aenir798: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: Is this a flashback?
SK__Ren: Great, another Carmine
Dog_of_Myth: Nice knowing you Finn
Arclight_Dynamo: Imagine looking up to Chris Redfield...
neisan2112: YEs
Lord_ZYRK: Sure :)
ashesandmochi: ohmyGOD
MacSquizzy: we never say that about you because we already know
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, this isn't a flashback - theses guys aren't the team that were all dead.
elah806: "wow his wallet is so thick"
tergonis: it's the only way to safely compliment you
Cunobelenos: Chris has a giant wallet
HundreydAundre: >_<
unicornly: finn about to be 'liberated'
hesterbyrde: Someone has a work-crush.
plummeting_sloth: Now welcome to Zombie Black Hawk Down
wargodmogis: But with sleeves
Gildan_Bladeborn: THIS part though, is a flashback.
wargodmogis: You are playing COD:RE
Makrosian_Tae: @elah806 what's that joke from anyways? Im a bit out of the loop
e_bloc: call of dude-y
Lysander_Gustav: They call this section of the game "Piers of War"
Lord_ZYRK: Call of Non-Newty
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to the cover-based shooter that is Resident Evil. You know, that thing the series is best known for.
LordZarano: Resident of Evil
plummeting_sloth: mutants in Track suits, which is how you know it's Eastern Europe
Fancy_frenchman: Resident Duty 6
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, there's a reason Graham kept calling it that.
lirazel64: Maybe it's Death Stranding without the babies?
Rynehawk: Mutonians mind you
Aenir798: Call of Non-Newtonian Baddies
wholovesclutch: 3 times
DawsoSauco: Isn’t RE games supposed to have zombies and virus stuff? What the hell is this?
Graham_LRR: Yeah, this is when Piers of War truly begins.
DawsoSauco: Oh wait nevermind
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can tell you're in eastern Europe, and not in China, because these guys have tracksuits.
Talin06: "if we make it like CoD than it will sell like CoD"
jetpixi: why are there consequences for getting shot?
shurtal: ther'es a prompt, on screen, saying you can duck behind cover
Gulleko: this game was made when brown-tinted shooty games were popular, wasn't it?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @DawsoSauco They're virus-zombies-with-guns?
Kramburger: We get knocked over when we get shot so we can learn to get back up again, Master Bruce
ashesandmochi: they're all wearing the eastern european uniform of tracksuits
NavelWarfare: I'm getting some RE4 boss fight vibes from the shield lads
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shooting them in the legs can also make their legs turn into super cricket legs, or spiders, or moths.
saucemaster5000: I remember this DS3 level
rasterscan: No, this is a worse chapter./
Gildan_Bladeborn: No Ben, we said this was a WAY worse chapter. You already played the best one.
TheExplodedGamer: @Makrosian_Tae it's from the latest dice friends choose your own adventure
Scy_Anide: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Fancy_frenchman: This is an interesting Gears of War mod
Graham_LRR: Not “worse”, I just mean, this is where it turns into Gears of War not Resident Evil
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think this chapter is honestly the worst of the lot.
wargodmogis: He tooted
plummeting_sloth: Gears of Board
Sharkfists: the worst bugs are surprise bugs
Rynehawk: badabig bug
Makrosian_Tae: @theexplodedgamer Ahh, the super spy episode? Surely not Fairy Mound
Cunobelenos: !fart
LRRbot: A lil' of the ol' anal applause!
Lord_ZYRK: Makrosian_Tae that's the one
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Isn't that every RE enemy?
Rhynerd: A stink bug too going off that cloud
QuixoticScrivener: What did he say?
TheExplodedGamer: @Makrosian_Tae oh yeah you're right I haven't seen fairy mound pt 2 yet
shurtal: where's dix when you need him
plummeting_sloth: all I know is I use niner a lot
tehfewl: what sentence? i didn't hear
Ba_Dum_Tish: RE6 feels like they wanted to make 3 different games and instead of splitting projects off they just made them the same game
Kramburger: I need realism in my zombie games
ButButTheJesus: !pubg
OmnipotentTrevor: while fighting mutant zombie people?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Like when was the last major opposition that wasn't at least "resistant" to bullets?
Jim02762: Pecado
NavelWarfare: @quixoticscrivener "They aren't our normal class of enemy"
Graham_LRR: “Oh also the bad guys, uh... dissolve into ash???”
Mister_Hush: Hot drops at school
Nosser2: Tomato Town?
Kramburger: Architecture in Pochinki
SquareDotCube: home?
Aenir798: I hate it when the dialogue in my mutated bioterrorist zombie game is inaccurate.
ButButTheJesus: Blue Hole's Blue Circle Murder Herder
Gildan_Bladeborn: You guys are going to "love", with heavy air quotes, what's going to happen in a moment.
asthanius: Big Boi!
notthepenguins: UH
combatiblewombatible: AOT?
Gildan_Bladeborn: And there HE IS!
ashesandmochi: oh a BIG
like_100_bears: el gigante!!!!
MirandaArqayla: The MOST EL GIGANTE
Lord_ZYRK: HE'S FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a metaphor, you see.
Himyul: they have a cave troll
Spacepup: EL GIGANTE
wholovesclutch: wanna not know a place. mt wife paysing DayZ
control_rig: They have a Cave Troll
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: el gigante maximo
wholovesclutch: atm
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frozenphoenix7: It's ok Adam, there's still one of the best highlights ever on the LRR channel of you killing James in PUBG
Lord_ZYRK: IT'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW
Saintnex: And now Attack of Titan!
juneblue58: Apparently you're in Mordor. XD
jetpixi: Consider me alarmed
zazamost: Survival horror, amiright friends?
Makrosian_Tae: EL GIGANTE BABYYYY
Rhynerd: El Gigante!
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: they have a cave troll!
Lysander_Gustav: ew pulsating guy
niccus: that's lifestealer from dota
Ba_Dum_Tish: How does the world still exist when these things are just expected
Mordin_Solus_Sings: El HUmongo
UnhappyYak: how did this RE monster get in our CoD
QuixoticScrivener: @NavelWarfare, I don't think I ever had the occasion to say that, no.
shurtal: I dunno, further testing is warrented to test suckitude
ButButTheJesus: is this borderlands
Phailhammer: I still remember Dix just going "Excuse me?" when Graham asked about a bit with an aircraft carrier. :D
wholovesclutch: eldazzziiiii
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Transmuted_Elf: BIG GULP size
hesterbyrde: Now it's RE meets Call of Duty meets God of War
Gildan_Bladeborn: The large, pulsating, exposed bit? Yes.
asthanius: Is this Shadow of the Colossus?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh and get used to this soundtrack
Roger_Job329: If this Gears of War
Talin06: why does it look like rear projection?
Fancy_frenchman: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: holy shit giant abe vigoda
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Oh look, it's the worst set piece of RE5, but now with more camera movement
Lord_ZYRK: Bio Organic Weapon
Mister_Hush: Bio Organic Weapon
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait till you see WHY it's exposed. It's really, really stupid.
Omthebox: Is this evangeleon?
plummeting_sloth: Bio organic weapon
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can they still get that gun now?
plummeting_sloth: and i hate that I know that
Mr_Horrible: Big Ol Whatsit
notthepenguins: bio organic weapon yeah, they yelled it all the time in 5
Rootpotato: try plunging attack
ashesandmochi: what are those helicopters for if they aren't helping
Kramburger: Buy Overwatch, Weebs
SnackPak_: whoops, dead end
Manae: To shoot it probably
Mister_Hush: Take no notice of the part where "Bio" and "Organic" mean the same fucking thing
weff47: Big Ol Weenie
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is a fight, yes.
NotCainNorAbel: Baby On Weed
Lysander_Gustav: maybe you have jump on it shadows of colosus style?
BusTed: rayfkSanic
jetpixi: Dead or Aliiiive
Rynehawk: 25 bullets can't penetrate that jacket but a needle can
wynternyghtynggale: falcon punch@
plummeting_sloth: you got the healing punch of Piers
asthanius: @Mister_Hush They obviously mean "organic" as in "made of carbon"
asthanius: Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Man, this big thumper's got no dumper. What was all of Wesker's work even for?
Mister_Hush: Ah yes of course, my bad
midichlorianuser: Attack on Titan has really taken a new style
Himyul: is the thing on the head the big ol wienie?
jetpixi: qqqqqqqffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffdffffff
Mr_Horrible: tfw they have a cave troll
jetpixi: f
plummeting_sloth: on man, this IS the Sonic 06 of Resident Evil. Like, not just in the scale of badness but in the kinds of badness
wholovesclutch: nice
Mordin_Solus_Sings: It even *sounds* like a cave troll
wholovesclutch: cave troll
wholovesclutch: well played
Lord_ZYRK: jetpixi u ok
GhostValv: liberated
asthanius: so clumsy
Rynehawk: stupid baby
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bio-Organic Weapon is one of the stupidest possible things you could call "monsters". Because biological weapons are well known for being inorganic.
ButButTheJesus: aww silly
jetpixi: LUL @Lord_ZYRK
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's like calling them ATM machines.
Hadouken_lol_catz: my god this is resident evil wtf i forgot how dumb 6 was
SquareDotCube: Weenie Mansion Sr.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Going back for the gun?
jetpixi: so....ooooops...i'm also playing Destiny. Was wondering why I couldn't do anything LUL @Lord_ZYRK
Lord_ZYRK: As long as you're not dying on your keyboard, jetpixi
TherapyforNarwhals: Bio-Organi Weapon
plummeting_sloth: a mistake
Makrosian_Tae: I have literally played this level in CoD, every 3rd level
ButButTheJesus: not all games, just some games
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bring origami works
Arclight_Dynamo: Someone made this. On purpose.
jetpixi: i think I'm ok. I have water. Thanks for checkin in @Lord_ZYRK SeemsGood
TherapyforNarwhals: I had to google it cause I legit couldn't think of a real military terms
Mr_Horrible: jetpixi accidentally chatting wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww while being unable to move in-game is a time-honored tradition
Gildan_Bladeborn: It feels like they thought Call of Duty was popular.
Hadouken_lol_catz: this is like resident bevil generic shoot mrshoty guy game
jetpixi: i do that so often i just don't usually hit enter LUL @Mr_Horrible
wholovesclutch: gears of evil
Lord_ZYRK: I believe that's the general consensus, Adam
combatiblewombatible: runnin outta ammo, now theres the RE we know and love
KeytarCat: Design by committee is barely design at all
Mister_Hush: Even End Game took its damn time telling a compelling story, though. It's got peaks and valleys. This is just valleys.
ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible wwwwwwadadss
Mr_Horrible: jetpixi ah, developed those survival instincts seabatBRAIN
jetpixi: seabatUseless seabatBRAIN
plummeting_sloth: you saved them from yourself in the future
GhostValv: k
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Mr_Horrible: he was gone in a flash
Rhynerd: Giberated?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I feel like there are sort of three rough sub-types of RE game. 1-3, 4-6, and 7-8. They're each pretty different from each other.
matthewjudesghost: I love horror game resident evil where you drive a tank in to a giant giga pudding
mitomanox: u fence blower
plummeting_sloth: blow it? It's chain link?
Mr_Horrible: the mid-series RE slingshotting between "This game sucks!" and "This game rules!"
Makrosian_Tae: They need explosives? For a CHAIN LINK FENCE??
KeytarCat: charges on a chainlink fence
NavelWarfare: It's... it's a chain link fence...
Rynehawk: mom, make the bad man stop
niccus: resident evil where everyone erupts into pudding
plummeting_sloth: Finn, stop volunteering the blow things
Mr_Horrible: "I didn't know giga pudding could get that big!"
until_may: Adam im building an etc deck that reminds me of you its called "No no No touchyyy"
Mister_Hush: Nobody said they *needed* explosives for the chain link, just that they had them on hand
mitomanox: giga pudding with claws
Gildan_Bladeborn: When all you have is demo charges, everything looks like it needs 'sploding.
Mr_Horrible: and now the bat has a rocket launcher
Mr_Horrible: day keeps getting worse
ashesandmochi: so there was so little for chris to do in the main campaign that they gave him at least one chapter to do in flashbacks huh
like_100_bears: you'd think they'd have like... bolt cutters? or something?
NavelWarfare: @gildan_bladeborn They have a Redfield! Just have him punch it down
jetpixi: Ya ya Nope
mitomanox: yoyoyoyoyo
plummeting_sloth: he has to plant the explosives using plastic bags over his hand. Askmaster challenge
KeytarCat: You'd think they'd have a ladder
ThatChesterGuy: oh i thought this was going to be a fast one
Gildan_Bladeborn: @NavelWarfare - Too logical.
wholovesclutch: hso many YOOOS
wholovesclutch: YOO YOOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: who keeps giving these dudes with 5 eyes RPG launchers?
Mr_Horrible: they've really stepped up from scythes
like_100_bears: oof that went well
ButButTheJesus: they had a surplus
ghyllnox: This is their boss fight, they've been saving them
Mr_Horrible: "Bugs for everybody! We spent our stimulus on bugs!"
until_may: rude!
GhostValv: gottem :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: The developers heard you, and hopped into their time machines to really address your concerns in the sequel.
plummeting_sloth: Saving private Finn
Orgmastron: They're old Soviet surplus, so there's probably millions of them just laying around
KeytarCat: Mission update is "Find Finn"
Makrosian_Tae: Fuckin...BEN!! You just made me cackle like the fuckin Joker LUL LUL LUL
plummeting_sloth: WHAT
Mister_Hush: That's physics, bois
plummeting_sloth: you planted just enough bomb to make it hop
Mr_Horrible: wait did they really just create an Indy Jones door moment with explosives and a truck?
like_100_bears: ya know what? sure.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right, the amazing "bridge" section.
Aenir798: The train car was a non-newtonian car.
jetpixi: fire in the Taco BELL
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'd almost forgotten this bit.
Arclight_Dynamo: Zombies have tanks, now.
Mr_Horrible: Taaaaaaank oooooooon briiiiiiidge
plummeting_sloth: is it a mutant tank? Why do they have armor?
Mr_Horrible: tank! on! bridge!
like_100_bears: fire in the taco bell
wholovesclutch: is that JEssie the Body?
jetpixi: hardcore parkour
arcaneIllumination: has JERF occurred?
NavelWarfare: Wait a minute!
GhostValv: :O
Mr_Horrible: LUL
ButButTheJesus: k.
NavelWarfare: Yosuke Hanamura?
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: captaiiin!
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: Is that you?
jetpixi: what happen
plummeting_sloth: you died from falling 12 feet into water
like_100_bears: wwwhat a twist!
jetpixi: lol
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: A car
Micsig: just got a car bounced off yourself
Lord_ZYRK: A car did roll onto you
Spacecarl: ow, that car landed on ya
Mr_Horrible: Piers: "wow, Chris needs to work on his upper body strength"
frank_the_great: A car fell on you
Lysander_Gustav: a whole car bounced off of you, but you died from falling off the bridge
Aenir798: a car fell on you
jetpixi: Car 1 Adam 0
Gildan_Bladeborn: @arcaneIllumination - Not yet, no - we're in the "flashback" sequence, then we go back to China for JERF!
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ICitizenErasedI: that car only slightly fell on you that time
arcaneIllumination: @Gildan_Bladeborn Thanks!
Rynehawk: give it to him right now
Rhynerd: Finn saved you!
TherapyforNarwhals: Finn gon die
YeetTheRich_: we fell from a skyscraper and it did not hurt us and we die from falling in water
Arclight_Dynamo: If he's Morty, that makes you Rick.
Mr_Horrible: Awwww geez Chris I dunno about this B O W
Mister_Hush: @TherapyforNarwhals Finna die
GDwarf: He sounds like he's 14, it's an odd choice
Rhynerd: Good thing Finn is totally not going to die here
hexy_lexy: "oh jeez chris!" "ITS ROGER"
SquareDotCube: don't wanna touch that
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Himyul: oh yes, I remember the flesh pants from the 90s
QuixoticScrivener: Adding MC Hammer Flesh Pants to my list of nightmares.
plummeting_sloth: *Brrp* Morty... Morty... ya gotta flank that t-42 and plant a bomb up it's turret. Way Waaaay up"
ICitizenErasedI: but you have pinpoint freedom!
Mr_Horrible: I like how you get hit with an RPG and you just kinda stumble backwards flailing your arms
Dog_of_Myth: Yuri Lowenthal is the voice of Finn.
Rhynerd: Finn’s death has totally bot been foreshadowed to the point where you can barely see the light casting it.
like_100_bears: )lllllllliberated
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're currently in the completely real and not made up European country of Edonia at the moment.
frank_the_great: That Thanos snap death caught me off guard
itira: hello all!
Mr_Horrible: take sniper bullet to the noggin? fall over Kappa
like_100_bears: so average Tuesday
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have a crouch button Adam.
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Kaaosa: tbf if i got shot I'd probably fall down too
NavelWarfare: I imagine getting domed by a .50 cal would knock you on your ass, if nothing else
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, the cover system is... real bad.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, you get to see the "super legs" mutation.
plummeting_sloth: he's got that THICC mutation
Gildan_Bladeborn: Um...I think the tank might shoot you.
ICitizenErasedI: that guy should have skipped leg day more often
dbhkyle: You shot that man till he turned into a gross baby in parachute pants
Makrosian_Tae: What is this? A tank for babies?
tracerhead: ugh, I had blocked the stupid mutation powers from my mind
Rynehawk: fun game
Kaaosa: this game rules
Mr_Horrible: c'monnnnn checkpoint
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: dinger
ashesandmochi: F
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Gildan_Bladeborn: The mutation powers are honestly the best thing this section of the game has going for it.
KeytarCat: The dead tank bowled you over
Makrosian_Tae: Narrator: and on that day, Chris found a Boulder he could not punch
ButButTheJesus: YO SWEETNESS
UnhappyYak: can you get all the limbs to mutate
Gildan_Bladeborn: He wanted to do sweet-ass wrasslin' moves to him Ben, obviously!
Rhynerd: Probably.
Mister_Hush: ass-wrasslin' with Chris and Piers
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh... Adam saw it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: He tried to jump kick him with the legs.
plummeting_sloth: hahah
GhostValv: k
UnhappyYak: gotta finish the whole animation
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: glad he finished the reload cycle
YeetTheRich_: gotta finish my reload animation before i die
dbhkyle: Wait before I die from decapitation let me reload
tracerhead: not fair, I shot you
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can shoot their heads off... without actually killing them. They usually die from that, but not... always.
Aenir798: Never leave a gun half-loaded, even if you die.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Their heads can also mutate.
ButButTheJesus: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
plummeting_sloth: as though Chris couldn't push that by himself
ashesandmochi: why are there jets overhead
hesterbyrde: Y'all asking for "uppies" is my favorite thing ever.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You saw how small his arms look now Ben.
Nigouki: what the fuck
Nigouki: where did they get that?
ICitizenErasedI: thomas the TANK engine
jetpixi: Train?!
jetpixi: someone is getting left behind
UnhappyYak: wait why did they drop that box into the river
Gildan_Bladeborn: Until all of you get left behind, when you die.
plummeting_sloth: Thomas the engine tank
ICitizenErasedI: is this zombie d-day?
Gildan_Bladeborn: They sure do!
YeetTheRich_: eastern european mutants have better weaponry than the american military apparently
Himyul: more like z-day
tracerhead: airborne mutants
plummeting_sloth: you 101st Zombie Airborne
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're parachuting in from airplanes... and wearing track suits.
Makrosian_Tae: Call of Zombie: World at War
GuilKato: did someone accidentally load a WW2 shooter into your RE6???
0x6772: Isn't that just bumping the table and moving the mouse slightly causing the game to think Adam wants to use mouse/keyboard?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't let that leech arm grab you by the way.
KeytarCat: you shot off that dude's shirt
plummeting_sloth: so the opposite of Dead Space
Gildan_Bladeborn: You want to go for the head... until shooting that off also makes them mutate.
Makrosian_Tae: @0x6772 I've been thinking this as well
ICitizenErasedI: imagine if they regrew big mutated heads
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which it will.
Rhynerd: Shirts are the one thing the enemy doesn’t have a chance at regenerating
0x6772: I mean, it's irritating that it's a big blurb about it, but it's actually kind of a nice feature.
Arclight_Dynamo: So... at some point the zombies stopped being a secret in this world, right? Or are they trying to say that they managed to cover this up?
plummeting_sloth: giga bully
0x6772: @Arclight_Dynamo gas leaks man, what won't they explain
Rhynerd: @arclight_dynamo I think they stopped being a secret by the time the BSAA was founded.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Arclight_Dynamo - Yes... but these aren't strictly speaking "zombies".
KeytarCat: They're sentients
InkyGhoast: magneto was right intensifies
UnhappyYak: why do they disappear into powder
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, at least there's that.
Gildan_Bladeborn: These are mercenaries roided up on special mutating juice.
OmnipotentTrevor: No one is going to speak out for zombie rights.
YeetTheRich_: they're bureaucrats morty, i don't respect them
MegaDosX: Choo choo train
ButButTheJesus: froot froot
Himyul: froot froot
BusTed: Sad Thomas
UnhappyYak: wait how has Finn survived this long
electra310: Thomas: Liberated
Rhynerd: Now it’s time to stop, and see what shoot we’ve got.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @UnhappyYak - so that we're more attached to him when they inevitably kill him horribly.
Mister_Hush: I like Sherry's coat.
MegaDosX: What kind of name is Raccoon City? Still don't get that
ICitizenErasedI: are you chris? i'd recognise that thiccness anywhere!
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
GhostValv: :O
control_rig: Adam
GhostValv: tqsSmug
hesterbyrde: Why does everyone inexplicably think Chris Redfield is the most amazing human to ever walk the earth?
control_rig: Bit of a stretch
AdamYMHMI: Just keep feeding the joke
ButButTheJesus: i dun get it
Lord_ZYRK: seabatNogood
BusTed: hoed that ground, planted the seed, watered the soil
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown good joke
GhostValv: seabatNogood
Stormthius: fine joke, streamer FBtouchdown
electra310: Adam Yes?
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember to yes and the streamer
Excalibur_1867_: critroleTouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown good joke
control_rig: Like stretchy socks
MacSquizzy: eff bee touchdown good joke streamer
KeytarCat: Adam Yes FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: Yes Beej :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: @hesterbyrde - he's very famous, for punching boulders, don'tcha know.
archon458: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Hey look it's Twitch chat
saucemaster5000: now we see who's the sheep and who are the wolves
ashesandmochi: oh THAT bogey
UnhappyYak: but we can't use cover
Gildan_Bladeborn: You thought fighting one of these was fun... why not... TWO!! Yay!
Orgmastron: They have anti-air emplacements?!??!
ICitizenErasedI: they have a cave troll!
plummeting_sloth: The zombies in this game have a better army that basically every military on earth, which raises teh question of why they needed BOW's in the first place
Pharmacistjudge: the adventures of Roger and his Peer?
Aenir798: WHO ARE WE EVEN FIGHTING
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, these big huge dudes aren't actually your objective.
Excalibur_1867_: The AoT game looks a lot different than i remember
Arclight_Dynamo: It walked into power lines.
Mr_Horrible: I like that the Big Ol Weiner has its hand on its knee and one arm on the building. Like it's winded from a sprint.
BusTed: Are we still in flashback?
Rhynerd: @aenir798 Neo-Umbrella? The terrorist organization made up of some former Umbrella employees?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Aenir798 - a fictional force of eastern European mercenaries in a fictional country of Edonia. Presumably in some sort of political uprising.
ICitizenErasedI: if only all the enemies were boulders...
wargodmogis: This is still the flash back
ggodopaste: Wait, yeah! Who are we fighting? Why is their military so strong?
Mr_Horrible: if it's a Hand grenade why are you throwing it at the Feet, Adam? Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: Walk it into the power lines
Mister_Hush: Parry
Gildan_Bladeborn: That, Adam, was the game's "parry" system.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ammo is inserted in the enemy
Mr_Horrible: they took it away along with your Missiles, the Plasma Beam, and your Varia Suit
wynternyghtynggale: its a plot thing for the amo
KakuEpsilon: Are we feeling Liberated yet?
Makrosian_Tae: Ammo is stored in the enemy
Gildan_Bladeborn: That noise is them disintegrating.
Mr_Horrible: we're moving through so many residences, are they *all* evil?
plummeting_sloth: and remember, don't use the enemies guns and ammo. They're icky
Quentastic: Mutations are the effects of communism. We must Liberate them.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll be hearing it a lot, for the next 2 campaigns, and the rest of this one.
electra310: The ammunition is the powerhouse of the Chris
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah we liberated these guns
snowmonkey99: It's not an aircraft! Obviously Ben
Nigouki: if you want a non-joke answer: AA guns usually don't depress far enough down
Mister_Hush: It seems like your pistol is a lot better than your AR.
Mister_Hush: It's Halo rules up in here.
Makrosian_Tae: I was streaming that just today. Can confirm @mister_hush
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not survival horror if you have ammo. Kappa
Kaaosa: "but, gamer, not having ammo IS scary!"
Mister_Hush: Chris is having a lay out on the beach
Mister_Hush: Sun bathing
Lysander_Gustav: their taunting whistles is a bit much
dumbo3k: I find having an abundance of ammo is very terrifying. makes me wonder why they gave it to me
GuilKato: is it a glitch they're not dropping ammo?
asthanius: no
asthanius: unfortunately
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ammo dropping is, for inexplicable reasons, "random".
Arclight_Dynamo: IIRC, G also hated this.
Rhynerd: I wonder if it’s not too late for a melee build
Mr_Horrible: that zombies back on the escalato again!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: More friendos!
itira: cool game!
plummeting_sloth: that kid is bak on the escalator again!
Mr_Horrible: simultaneously jumping several mutant sharks
Lithobraker: Where's Levi when you need him?
Nigouki: remember when you were in a tiny police station with just a pistol?
Dog_of_Myth: Is this Gears?
shendaras: Why are you destroying the weapons that you could be using against the giant monsters?
theleerm: make them fight!!!
SK__Ren: Attack on Tyrant?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game heard you were enjoying the big guy, so it thought... why not more?
YeetTheRich_: they oughta nuke the entire city again
saucemaster5000: This is around the point where every major studio started to make "this" game (Or actually around RE5) and ideas kinda went out the window for committee game design. Now we have PUBG/Fornight. Video games are mistake, rants old man
drshellbell: So who’s campaign are we on?
UnhappyYak: is there going to be something actually scary down here
Ba_Dum_Tish: God I am annoyed by this music.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're on the wrong side, probably.
Himyul: ammo is for winners
x0den: inventory space?
Mister_Hush: Full inventory?
ButButTheJesus: @Ba_Dum_Tish same
Mr_Horrible: Chris "I've No Hands" Redfield
rasterscan: 11 flash grenades!
Mister_Hush: Way too many grenades
Ba_Dum_Tish: The music feels like with a slight change it would be like a parade music.
Mr_Horrible: LUL
letfireraindown: I'm usually not affected by videogames, but the shakey cam in this fucking sucks
LordZarano: What other games came out in the same year?
Mr_Horrible: mugs to camera
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: Dump some flash maybe?
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Scy_Anide: Well now you smell nice too.
Lithobraker: Have you considered dual wielding oversized boxcutters and spinning like a beyblade?
combatiblewombatible: rlyGottem rlyGottem rlyGottem
Mr_Horrible: Piers just like "mmm, lime-flavored"
Nigouki: Preventative healthcare is the best kind of healthcare!
zuchen_120: You're not fully healed unless your Zest-fully healed.
Papperslappen: Mmm pine scent
plummeting_sloth: wwell, now you're fully healed and smell minty fresh
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tiber727: Turn bones into bullets. Use first aid to regrow bones.
zazamost: This sounds like the soundtrack to a black and white 1920's horror movie
ButButTheJesus: @Lithobraker while wearing plate armor
Mr_Horrible: Public Domain Godzilla
Nigouki: they really phoned it in on the music
Lordofironstorm: Are those zombies doing combat rolls?
0x6772: "Here Piers, try my Axe Body Sprary!"
Himyul: it's discount one-winged angel
electra310: "Six year old with the synthesizer concerto"
JqlGirl: this is the original star trek fight music right? :P
Lordofironstorm: And firing guns?
ashesandmochi: just off-key scales
niccus: i'm impressed in how this game erodes your confidence in the game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait, Ben is still underground.
Scy_Anide: one-winged pigeon
Gildan_Bladeborn: You are going the right way Adam, yes.
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a way up.
EvilBadman: "Hey write that song from Adam's Gamehuas."
plummeting_sloth: even the music sounds tired of this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: You passed a ladder back by that gate.
MegaDosX: God I hate this music already
KeytarCat: LB stands for Lil Bumpy
hexy_lexy: gotta go uppies to use the bumpies :p
Lord_ZYRK: PLA
BusTed: seabatSEAL
Lord_ZYRK: TY
GhostValv: doritos
Lord_ZYRK: PUS
Kaaosa: hahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
UnhappyYak: oh
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Makrosian_Tae: seabatSEAL
GhostValv: D:
Kramburger: Limousine!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get trucked on
Kaaosa: get hit with a fuckin truck idiot
Mr_Horrible: oh noooooo
CyberColossus: HAHAHAHAHAHA
BlueChloroplast: WAOW
Kaaosa: :>
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
the_canuck_mystic: maybe respect the giant monster?
theverticaltiger: :O
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
amuseoffirebane: oh noooo
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: well i shat and giggled
plummeting_sloth: that'll teach you to try to ahve fun
Mr_Horrible: checkpoint c'mon benginPray
Siulshadow: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: "Here, catch!" - the monster, probably
ButButTheJesus: oh noooooooooooo
ICitizenErasedI: didnt even get the chance for a shit or a giggle!
Caedynna: LUL LUL
Mr_Horrible: LUL
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: The monster said, and I quote, "Truck you!".
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mister_Hush: FBtouchdown
Tiber727: Well I giggled at least.
Kaaosa: you ever just deservedly get hit with a whole truck??
Mr_Horrible: No one coulda resisted the siren song of the machine gun Adam
like_100_bears: watch out for that truck
Mr_Horrible: yours was the human response
BusTed: 😤
ButButTheJesus: "heh"
GhostValv: tqsSmug
saucemaster5000: your best? Loser do their best. Winners go home and befriend the prom queen
Kaaosa: adam fucked around with a machine gun, then found out about trucks
PipeSmokingOwl: i did, in fact, inhale well at that
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
KeytarCat: I'm legit giggling
MegaDosX: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
Lithobraker: When did this game become a COD/AOT crossover?
Makrosian_Tae: There! That gun right there! It's on the ground! It's aimed upward! It could obliterate El Gigante!!
OmnipotentTrevor: It sure is nice of the snipers to point a line leading right to their position
Mr_Horrible: "Whoof, I can't run like the old college days I tell ya what"
Dmc3628: yes
plummeting_sloth: sniper rifle equiped with sleepy time bullets
InkyGhoast: p much
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, it changes pace... a bit.
Dmc3628: hence why G called it Piers of War
Aenir798: Remember eventually you find Ada in a warehouse
the_canuck_mystic: are you defending the monster?
CyberColossus: mostly the first couple chapters but after that it switches up
GDwarf: You eventually get to go on the offensive
Mr_Horrible: I think it actually lightens up
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is it for THIS section.
wargodmogis: You chose this
JqlGirl: i'm sorry, this is in no way resident evil
control_rig: Agreed. The music is SO bad and repetitive
Ba_Dum_Tish: This music steals your soul
ButButTheJesus: you can turn down music in options probably
MegaDosX: The music is hot garbage
Kaaosa: you're still in the woods
Spacepup: The more I watch the more I think the boys are gonna do an early switch to Village.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it was the guns playing the music
ICitizenErasedI: apparently the music was coming out of the aa guns
like_100_bears: not all of it, just this part
Gildan_Bladeborn: You do eventually go... inside, instead of being in ruined streets.
Graham_LRR: The flashbacks are the worst part, definitely
Saintnex: It’s a little better after this section?
lirazel64: We're playing this game so you don't have to.
Graham_LRR: This is, to my memory, a low point
midichlorianuser: "We need music for this section of the game" "Well i'm only paying for 15 seconds worth"
Arclight_Dynamo: Congratulations: You have now completed the absolute, bottom-of-the-barrel, worst the RE series has to offer. It's all upward trajectory from here.
Kaaosa: "ew! ew! eew!" [runs straight towards it]
Mr_Horrible: Adam just playing in the goop
YeetTheRich_: gooplek
GhostValv: looks non-newtonian
TotallyNotaBeholder: Poop demon
Juliamon: it... probably *is* oobleck
Rhynerd: At least you don’t have to do this segment again as Sherry and Wesker’s Kid
BusTed: Non-Newtonian Bio Organism
wholovesclutch: HA
Rhynerd: I forgot the name of Wesker’s kid, help.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It gets... "better" fairly quickly. In a manner of speaking.
like_100_bears: oobleck
saucemaster5000: Trust your boss? Bold move.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: "An eight hour low point"
Kramburger: This is a lowpoint like the bottom of the marianas trench is a low point
TheDailyMapleSyrup: bRING IT TO THE DAIRY QEEN
Mr_Horrible: Jake just like "little help here guys?"
hesterbyrde: "a low point." Not -the- low point. "a" singular but not the only low point.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have to stun it by a ladder, so you can rip its thing out.
Gildan_Bladeborn: QTEs, baby.
Ba_Dum_Tish: You need to climb on from a second floor
InkyGhoast: Yeah I thought you needed to climb a ladder
Lysander_Gustav: oh okay
Gildan_Bladeborn: You literally need to be up high.
Kaaosa: a little truck never hurt nobody
TotallyNotaBeholder: Beep beep
Kaaosa: except adam like 10 minutes ago
Gildan_Bladeborn: The environment killed the first one to "show" you how it was done.
MegaDosX: @Kaaosa But what about a big truck?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Even though it was kind of obvious.
Lithobraker: Wait, were the WWII era AA guns the reason why the air force couldn't missile the giants' ass?! A fucking Cessna with a Hellfire strapped to it has a longer standoff than AA cannons!
Kaaosa: big trucks are a myth perpetrated by big big truck
zuchen_120: lol mash those buttons!
hesterbyrde: YEEHAWWWWW
plummeting_sloth: ride 'em cow pierce
BusTed: WutFace
CyberColossus: that is disgusting
Spacecarl: daaaaang
rasterscan: Ewwww
Makrosian_Tae: Good god
Himyul: poor will
Lysander_Gustav: that time that RE tried to be God of War
BlueChloroplast: Ben has all the KH experience to climb on big baddies
like_100_bears: YEHAW
Norburger: the monster is named Will
Arclight_Dynamo: Good joke Adam. :)
plummeting_sloth: nice joke streamer
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, and you just killed it.
Mister_Hush: FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
noisyblizzard: seabatApp
Lithobraker: technically a joke streamer
hexy_lexy: good joke adam
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
SirMorek: Will the BOW WOW
Mordin_Solus_Sings: !fb
like_100_bears: that must stink so bad
CyberColossus: u should watch the movie
Mister_Hush: their heads look like jars
Kramburger: The marines haircut
Manae: Haircut is supposed to look like a jar
MegaDosX: The haircut
Kaaosa: because their heads are shaped like jars
Ba_Dum_Tish: We let them out of the jar?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the haircut, yes.
wargodmogis: They have people trapped in their heads
Himyul: because they get their heads stuck in jars and nobody lets them out
YeetTheRich_: cause you dont want to know whats in side
theleerm: how?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Before proper helmets were invented, they wore thick glass jars for protection.
BusTed: 😬
tehfewl: its the haircut
Kaaosa: my head is cute and petite
0x6772: Because they know what to do if they find a dude in a jar in a forest, Adam.
MadmanOreo: escaping from the jar a wizard trapped them in is part of basic training.
saucemaster5000: because of the jars they wear on their head
Naarius: Bad ones?
Himyul: giga puddi jars
GhostValv: mayonaise
the_canuck_mystic: All my jars look like marines heads
Tiber727: Freedom jars.
ShaneLeeAtk: Crystal skull jars
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now... the "good" part of the flashback.
midichlorianuser: An army's worth
plummeting_sloth: you find a man trapped in a jarhead
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's still not good, but it's not... that part.
JqlGirl: "So, during World War II sailors began referring to Marines as Jarheads. Presumably the high collar on the Marine Dress Blues uniform made a Marine's head look like it was sticking out of the top of a Mason jar. Marines were not insulted. Instead, they embraced the new moniker as a term of utmost respect."
hexy_lexy: LUL gdi adam
hesterbyrde: Time is fun when you're having flies.
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Mordin_Solus_Sings: Well at least this "looks" more like an RE game
GuilKato: the Jars they use are empty crystal skull vodka bottles
ButButTheJesus: well i gotta go but its surely been A Thing. g'night folks lrrHEART
KV1NN4: " during World War II sailors began referring to Marines as Jarheads. Presumably the high collar on the Marine Dress Blues uniform made a Marine's head look like it was sticking out of the top of a Mason jar. " apparently
Lithobraker: I assumed it was akin to brain buckets, ie their helmets were jars to scoop up the remains of their heads
Makrosian_Tae: So, I'll be honest. I did very poorly in mid against El Gigante. Does anybody wanna take over? I can jungle against the spider mob
Gildan_Bladeborn: How are you at handling krogans though?
Pharmacistjudge: no, you swap top and mid
Makrosian_Tae: Ah yes, Garen could def beat El Gigante. They're both meat heads
neisan2112: I'm still sad. I was gonna buy Mass Effect Legendary day of, but I don't get paid untill next week... benginCry
Arclight_Dynamo: CRONCH
Makrosian_Tae: Cromch
GhostValv: D:
neisan2112: CROMGH
asthanius: slurp
hexy_lexy: C R U N C H
Caedynna: omnom
Spacepup: I miss the music
InkyGhoast: Cronch
hesterbyrde: Cronch?
empyreon: dats a good cromch
Kramburger: Please don't eat into the fucking mic dude
SmoreThanAFeelin: BIGGG CRUNCH
YeetTheRich_: sounds like ketchup
SirMorek: big crompch
Caedynna: LUL
hexy_lexy: LUL
frank_the_great: Ketchup chips
Lordofironstorm: Oh boy, an ASMR video!
ashesandmochi: $10USD so like $14USD here
Mister_Hush: There's a good part of this game?
saucemaster5000: It's like I'm eating money myself
hexy_lexy: yes, the "good" part
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... the good part of THIS flashback.
ashesandmochi: *CAD
elkae: We mukbangin’?
like_100_bears: check that swagger tho
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure nothing horrible will pop out of those cocoons.
frank_the_great: LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS
Saintnex: I think the flashback is almost over though, so there is at least that
like_100_bears: a reading of what?
Lithobraker: You know they're going to split out and attack, just shoot the cocoons already?
asthanius: They're all named Jarhead
SergeYager: heck yea
Amentur: Rather looking for the ammo
GuilKato: cut open the caccoons with knifes
plummeting_sloth: Piers, Finn... you're with me. The rest of you doomed men, you're on your own
hesterbyrde: Ultimate participation prize.
YeetTheRich_: sergeLurk
Lysander_Gustav: why does he only feel bad about Finn, even though all of his other troops die all around him?
NDCazzy: sergeLurk sergeLurk sergeLurk
jetpixi: you got there
Gildan_Bladeborn: @plummeting_sloth - I mean, to be fair... Finn is also suuuuper doomed.
GhostValv: those slayers :O
Gildan_Bladeborn: 's why he has a name.
MadmanOreo: SwiftRage Roger!!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can't be emotional when someone dies if they don't tell you their name first.
jetpixi: almost ncie
jetpixi: nice
LordZarano: In the same year as this was: Journey, Borderlands 2, Dishonored, XCOM:EU, New Super Mario Bros 2, Super Hexagon, Cave Story, Far Cry 3
mutethe3rd: Oh crap. Hey @like_100_bears thanks for the free sub! Sorry, was afk and just noticed the gift.
asthanius: 10 dollars
YeetTheRich_: dip some ketchup chips in it
Makrosian_Tae: PHRASING
Arclight_Dynamo: No swallow, yes chew.
SirMorek: two full chews
Mister_Hush: @LordZarano Those were ALL better games.
BusTed: What are the odds that it would turn you into a zombie/mutant?
plummeting_sloth: wait it looks both liquidy and solid. If there were a word to describe it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well considering that would probably KILL Ben, or turn him into one of the things that come out of those cocoons, it would probably be very high.
Saintnex: Oh, I would definitely not eat then
like_100_bears: np have fun with it!
YeetTheRich_: queelags domain?
ashesandmochi: straddling upside down
BusTed: Got their head stuck in the bannister
Lord_ZYRK: ^ grab the margarine
like_100_bears: @mutethe3rd np enjoy!
asthanius: 5 to 1
GhostValv: 1
Pharmacistjudge: wow "Human" by the Killers is 12 years old
LordZarano: @Mister_Hush Well yeah, I looked up a list of the best games of the year
Omthebox: 1
Lord_ZYRK: Vegas odds
dragonwarrior000: 50%
Gildan_Bladeborn: 300% odds Ben would become a zombie.
saucemaster5000: 69 to 1
jetpixi: spoop?
like_100_bears: not Ada
ashesandmochi: a singular spoop
hexy_lexy: 69 to 420 odds
xblue007: the best gun
control_rig: Shortgun!
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's another crate in the corner Adam.
GhostValv: :O
like_100_bears: a
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was... sure, that was Ada.
Mister_Hush: more like Ada Wrong
Tiber727: A PJSalt Shotgun?
saucemaster5000: @hexy_lexy we both just won the incredibly clever award
asthanius: Keep singing that Ada Song
Mr_Horrible: Well the froze the Flash, so now we have to use him in grenade form
JqlGirl: is there friendly fire in this?
like_100_bears: aPJSaltrifle
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure they turned it off.
e_bloc: Corgo400 twice tonight I've had someone concede to a limited combo I don't understand because I've been drinking since I have days off and it feels great
Lithobraker: I mean, Ada is the only character who actually dresses with color, so probably
hexy_lexy: @saucemaster5000 i try
Dmc3628: Worlds Collide Pm5K
GuilKato: i think i know why you're running low on ammo
Gildan_Bladeborn: And... here we go.
like_100_bears: heck a PJSalt rifle
e_bloc: republica isn't it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Meet the thing Graham referred to as a krogan.
Mister_Hush: It's Malphite
Gildan_Bladeborn: And Ben made the same connection.
Lordofironstorm: Shepard
Makrosian_Tae: Holy shit you weren't joking @Gildan_Bladeborn !
thefightnerd: The song is just called "Ready To o"
Antimuffin: uni100 u r best
thefightnerd: ready to go
junehawk: its yargle
thefightnerd: but i'm always ready to O
UnhappyYak: oh ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Makrosian_Tae - that's what's so great about these games - I don't even have to joke, and it seems like I am, ha ha.
Lithobraker: come and get me! wait not like that!
like_100_bears: mistak8were made
Sharkfists: reminds me a lot of the first hunter fight in Halo
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Republica - Ready to Go
like_100_bears: * mistakes were made
Kramburger: By the New Radicals?
jetpixi: I have that on my Spotify playlist @thedailymaplesyrup
Makrosian_Tae: @Sharkfists I doubt these die to one pistol to the back though Kappa
jetpixi: That old song?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shooting them makes their armor plates fall off, exposing the squishy bits.
JqlGirl: You get what you give.
jetpixi: The New radicals
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like so.
korvys: New Radicals - You Get What You Give
neisan2112: Oh man I loved that song for so long
Lordofironstorm: Droopy Dog over
JqlGirl: now i want to hear droopy dawg sing it
Lysander_Gustav: why do you make them fight three in a row?
Lordofironstorm: *cover
Pharmacistjudge: i associate that song with a pool, because I see hear that song at any public pool
Lithobraker: Mr. Blue Sky is the platonic ideas of a movie soundtrack song.
EvilBadman: Slow sad piano cover of song in a trailer is something that can stop now please.
Twizted_Seed: Get in there with a knife?
hexy_lexy: @JqlGirl holy shit yes plz
jetpixi: I also have that song on my Spotify playlist
SirMorek: honor your support
Gildan_Bladeborn: It would bring you joy, so it won't drop any of those.
plummeting_sloth: nah, either Walk of Love, or Salsbury Hill
jetpixi: Yes
asthanius: oh fuck
electra310: Oooh yes
asthanius: Train
neisan2112: Omg yea
electra310: How could you do this to us, Ben?
lochnessseammonster: yeeep
Mr_Horrible: Colin: All Angels
jonasjonIV: yea
TherapyforNarwhals: banger
neisan2112: Wow
MadmanOreo: bear necessities by bowling for soup?
asthanius: goddamn Train
Gildan_Bladeborn: I haven't thought of that song for more than a DECADE Ben. So... thanks.
lochnessseammonster: jlrrCooltunes
Mr_Horrible: Colin is 100% Angels
Kramburger: "When children have to play inside so they don't disappearrrrrr"
e_bloc: the way
EvilBadman: the Way was fastball
Kramburger: The Way by Fastball?
jetpixi: The one about the grandparents?
hesterbyrde: The way
e_bloc: fastball: the way
SmoreThanAFeelin: the way
asthanius: Song 2 by Blur?
BusTed: They made up their minds....
SnackPak_: That Fastball album was the first album I bought
Cunobelenos: The road
Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who intentionally avoided all music in the 90s and 2000s, I am deeply lost, here.
BusTed: And they got to packing...
Pharmacistjudge: the way....yeah
e_bloc: that song slappppppppppped
YeetTheRich_: duDudu ?
Kramburger: They left before the sun came up that day
theambivalentagender: That's what the lyrics were? I thought it was some weird shit like "falling on an engineeee"
the_card_father: No. It was “Out of my Head/Out of my Mind”
lochnessseammonster: haven't thought of the way in ages...
lochnessseammonster: loved that song
e_bloc: that song was so good
Kramburger: Wasn't that an iPod commercial?
Forgotten_Lizard: YES JERK IT OUT
YeetTheRich_: oh jerk it out is just a good song
e_bloc: also a big DDR song
asthanius: @Kramburger I looked up the story behind that song. Now I'm constantly sad
Forgotten_Lizard: I remember that song from an old Fifa game soundtrack
zuchen_120: Jerk It Out makes me think of Apple commercials with people dancing around with iPods.
e_bloc: I lost a lot of weight to that song in my 20s
Lithobraker: "LETS GO"
like_100_bears: jerk it out only reminds me of iPod commercials
Aztren: that one all american rejects rif will always be associated with movies for me.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes... it's "Ada".
BusTed: Haha.
Forgotten_Lizard: OBJECTION
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Lord_ZYRK: OBJECTION
Lysander_Gustav: that's a lot of cleavage
asthanius: WOW
xblue007: Objection
GDwarf: Wow
cthulhudude23: frank turner does a punk rock celtic cruise, and i so wanna go
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: ADAM YES LUL
SirMorek: "i work here", whaaaat
like_100_bears: are you SURR it's Ada?
Gulleko: eogAce
xblue007: HOLD IT
Kramburger: Waiting for Ben to Reference The Verve's Bitter Sweet Symphony
electra310: Good joke, streamer!
like_100_bears: *sure
TheGreySeraphim: LUL LUL
SirMorek: yeah i get strider
kat2kool: omg you're right
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... I want you two to pay... CAREFUL attention to Ada's outfits as you continue to play this game.
Amentur: Yeah I see the Strider PrideLaugh
GDwarf: Phoenix's shirt isn't usually that low-cut, Strider, though...
Mr_Horrible: that is a *DEEP* v
Dmc3628: that's also an Ada thing to do
KV1NN4: thats a hell of a v-neck
Mr_Horrible: good lord, ma'am
GhostValv: metal gear?
Lordofironstorm: Metal Gear?
JqlGirl: I need scissors. 61.
UnhappyYak: neo umbrella?
Pharmacistjudge: neo umbrella is supporting Gorillas?
MadmanOreo: Wait, has chris ever actually met ada?
Haroldholmes25: Nya umbrella?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Specifically, the colors of her outfits.
BusTed: Grapple hook, awaaaay
Pharmacistjudge: so many bananas
Lordofironstorm: Hnnng, colonel
UnkeptFlea: oh no finn
Nigouki: RIP Finn
Kramburger: By Finn
0x6772: So, Finn's dead.
frozenphoenix7: Finn's dead as hell
YeetTheRich_: oh so NOW finn dies
neisan2112: He's SOOOO dead
Scy_Anide: In a better game everyone would have laughed when she said Neo-Umbrella.
Twizted_Seed: He is already dead isnt he?
Driosenth: goodbye finm
Mattmitchell45: When is Finn's campaign?
electra310: Ada will kill him herself
plummeting_sloth: keep an eye on him keeping an eye on her
Kramburger: Eyes up, Finn
combatiblewombatible: first initial in the chat
asthanius: Foy-A to Foy-B
like_100_bears: nice knowin ya Finn
archon458: F for Finn
frozenphoenix7: Who gave her a gun?!
YeetTheRich_: fawyer
Lysander_Gustav: oh jeez her dress is backless too? How?!
ArgentumFlare: People totally do
JqlGirl: so himbo
ICitizenErasedI: ready, aim, foyer!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can confirm, am American - that's what we say.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lysander_Gustav Tape.
Lord_ZYRK: Foydeez
gualdhar: nah it's Fouh-Yeh
Sharkfists: it's foyer own good
YeetTheRich_: tom fawyer and huckleberry FINN?
Mr_Horrible: the foiyah, y'know, what you'd shout if something was burning in Boston
Kramburger: Foi-er!
Mattmitchell45: FYI, pronounced Foryour
Pharmacistjudge: that's what I call it
saucemaster5000: In america foyer is pronounced LIBERATED
wynternyghtynggale: best part of waking up is the fawyer in your cup
Tiber727: Much like the twitter alternative, Parler.
KV1NN4: @Lysander_Gustav Lots of double-sided tape
asthanius: Say it right Frenchie!
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, it's FOYER! Because AMERICA.
asthanius: FOYER
gualdhar: it's definitely Foy-eh if you're hoity-toity and have your head up your ass
jetpixi: I hate when people say it with the hard r lol
plummeting_sloth: out of the frying pan and into the foyer
Lordofironstorm: That's quite the uh...neck...line? on her dress
Kramburger: You know what else is SUPER long? The list of valid criticisms of this game
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Did someone say foe-yay?
Mr_Horrible: Ben de-gloving enemies with a single sniper round
Mr_Horrible: like a fuckin' squirrel
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those are flash grenades, so that might take a while.
Aenir798: I don't think you have to kill them
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Not a fight
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think the game wants you to run from them.
Ba_Dum_Tish: You need to run
plummeting_sloth: GAme: This is an unwinnable fight Adam: Let's fight
Mister_Hush: Malphite has resistance for days
electra310: They are plot monsters, Ada wants us going out on the second floor
Twizted_Seed: They look like a burn blister like 4 days after it happened
Aenir798: you're supposed to be running
GDwarf: I do want to know why the villains are "Neo-Umbrella", Umbrella was a weapons manufacturer, they didn't have an ideology or anything.
jetpixi: That sounded like the elephant March for a second? Am I nuts?
Gildan_Bladeborn: So they upped the health.
Tiber727: @Aenir798 These colors don't run!
jetpixi: Oh it is
YeetTheRich_: gotta loot
JadedCynic: hmmm lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... it did take a lot of your ammo to do that... so...
JadedCynic: ysbrydHeart
plummeting_sloth: "The problem is, the game made us death machines " *5 mins later* "Ugh, why don't we have any ammo"
theleerm: we can just pretend you said it
Twizted_Seed: needs more knifey
JadedCynic: Commander "Our ammo stocks are running low" Ben & Adam "haha guns go brrrrr
asthanius: *muffled behind a closed door* "LIBERATED! LIBERATED! LIBER-LI-LIBER-LIBERATED"
TherapyforNarwhals: God if only Adam was funny
Kramburger: Needs more spooney
TherapyforNarwhals: I guess we'll just settle for handsome
Lithobraker: GDwarf Doesn't wesker spew a bunch of eugenic Social Darwinism nonsense?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... you did "say" it, out loud.
KeytarCat: Can you get better ammo find with the points?
jonasjonIV: lizard
BusTed: Spitter
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to Jurassic Park boys.
lochnessseammonster: nope
Lithobraker: It's Skittles!
Rhynerd: Ah, spitting lizard hatched!
SirMorek: terrence is a snypah
like_100_bears: they look like walking boogers
lochnessseammonster: don't like that...
Rhynerd: Terrence is a jerk
hexy_lexy: Pterrance, with a silent P :p
GDwarf: @Lithobraker Probably, but why not call yourself "Weskerites" or something, then?
asthanius: Resident Evil as Richard Garfield intended
Gildan_Bladeborn: 2 more to go.
Saintnex: yet ANOTHER different development of the T-virus because its completely random
Dog_of_Myth: Terrence is bulling Adam.
like_100_bears: wait no it's a skagg
Twizted_Seed: it is the spitting dino from Jurassic park
ashesandmochi: oh they DROP
Lithobraker: Watchout, they get haste for B and regenerate for BB
Dmc3628: one of our nameless troopers is Yuri Lowenthal
UnhappyYak: stun locks are very fun
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex - No no, these ones are products of the C-virus.
Yolysses: Listen until you have you have your duvets and bidets straight we'll pronounce foyer however we darn well please
Gildan_Bladeborn: Totally different than the T-virus.
METB0L: Does the T Virus ever not make something into a horrible monster?
SirMorek: the great jagras has a powerful belly
Gildan_Bladeborn: I have some... bad news.
Mr_Horrible: "Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to delete it"
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn oh right, I honestly forgot which Virus it was this game... I've actively blocked large parts of it because of how bad it is lol
asthanius: C-Virus
Rhynerd: I mean, Sherry got T-Virus as a kid and she ended up alright, didn’t she?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex - Distinctly fair.
juneblue58: Frilled neck lizards. We have them in Australia.
lochnessseammonster: evil norbert
asthanius: Because CHINA
GDwarf: @METB0L T virus makes zombies, or turns animals big, or turns you into a big monster, I'm pretty sure.
LordZarano: French Google translate pronounces it "foy-ye"
like_100_bears: funny you should mention snake Ben
Amentur: I was thinking of frilled neck lizards
JadedCynic: NARRATOR: unfortunately for Ben, it DID get him up there...
SirMorek: this game sure feels like it wishes it was a cover shooter sometimes
frogomb: It reminds me of the dinosaurs that killed Newman
GhostValv: liberated
Gildan_Bladeborn: C virus makes you ignite, briefly form a cocoon, then... something comes out. Usually.
GDwarf: @SirMorek This campaign is supposed to be a cover shooter
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or you just get like 16 eyes and all of your limbs might mutate.
Saintnex: This game literally has NO clue what they want to be
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or you turn into a flesh transformer, that can turn into a T-Rex.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then back into a dude.
GDwarf: @Gildan_Bladeborn Or you develop the ability to violate conservation of mass
Saintnex: I forgot how miserable this section was
asthanius: Blue Adam needs ammo badly
Gildan_Bladeborn: @GDwarf - That's most viruses in these games though, and the parasites.
Dmc3628: yeah Finn is Yuri
UnhappyYak: which sections haven't been miserable
Dmc3628: which means he gonna die
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now...
Lithobraker: buh bye finn boy
HundreydAundre: Oops, all is lost sir!
like_100_bears: f for Finn
plummeting_sloth: SHOT HER
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also I love that we bring the shotgun with us from the flashback
asthanius: SYRINGE GRENADE
YeetTheRich_: chris "nobody gets left behind" redfield
METB0L: D:
GDwarf: Ah yes, syringe grenades
GhostValv: k
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nooooooo! Our friends! Whose names we all totally know!
Lysander_Gustav: dude, the bars are so far apart. Just squeeze through
HundreydAundre: Wong seems sus, chat.
InkyGhoast: That Ada is evil
tergonis: reasons nobody shot her?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes Ben... "Ada" is evil.
xblue007: Curse your sudden and inevitable betrayal
theleerm: oh feck
Lysander_Gustav: She has an Evil Twin?
UnkeptFlea: hey now maybe the ball had vitamins
plummeting_sloth: well... the game goes into that
Aenir798: FINN HANG ON
Arclight_Dynamo: "Luckily we were behind these wide bars, so we were not hit by the needles."
wargodmogis: She cause the stuff in China
HundreydAundre: Hang into what?
UnkeptFlea: wait nvm
Mr_Horrible: intrigue! sofieGasp
jetpixi: It’s just a LITTLE fire
hesterbyrde: gay.
Forgotten_Lizard: Chris, you can punch a boulder, you can open these bars
neisan2112: SHe's always been "evil" but not the villan
MacSquizzy: dude mmelted
hexy_lexy: rip finn
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Ada that wears a blue dress, with a red scarf, is 100% an evil individual.
Lysander_Gustav: Finn! And all those other guys in your squad
hexy_lexy: LUL ADAM YES
archon458: F
EvilBadman: omg is he OK?????
0x6772: Oh no, Finn. I cared so much about this character. Oh woe.
combatiblewombatible: oozed
frank_the_great: Finn :( He had a name
BusTed: real bad fur day
SirMorek: oh man adam, you can't tease us like that
Lord_ZYRK: That ain't Finntho
HundreydAundre: Cap. They're gone! We have to go!
Arclight_Dynamo: Finn? Fin.
Mister_Hush: @Gildan_Bladeborn You're not being sly, you're just posting spoilers over and over.
like_100_bears: yeah he's fine
METB0L: save finn D:
combatiblewombatible: homie got newtonianed
SirMorek: that would be an A+ stream
asthanius: Correctr
BusTed: It didn't hold up when it was contemporary.
niccus: absolutely not
MegaDosX: Dude's getting pulped
GuilKato: how much FinnChris slash fic did this scene create?
SirMorek: it'd probably not hold up but in a funny bad way
Mr_Horrible: it's not *bad* bad but it ain't aged well
Kipstar: now CHris is the boulder
Admiralmatt: hi first time watcher of this game. did i come in at a bad time?
jetpixi: Roger!
neisan2112: It holds up, baaarely
Mr_Horrible: some sections are still good tho
Nosser2: Did Chris just get air juggled?
theleerm: how did the virus make him bigger?
Twizted_Seed: In the wise words of marlon waynes: "RUN BITCH, RUN!!!""
Dmc3628: Jokes wise maybe not
MegaDosX: Ben too strong, pls nerf
KV1NN4: shooting while dragging a 200+ lb human
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Mister_Hush - It's not remotely a spoiler by this point though, Ben and Adam just don't pay attention.
Driosenth: conkers controls were terrible then, and absolute garbage now
SirMorek: we've got a GAMER here
asthanius: S for PierS
niccus: you have to really pick and choose, you don't want to go through all of it again
YeetTheRich_: bragging rights
Masslost: wow DJ Khaled did a song called "let it go" and the whole video is a happy Gilmore parody and idk if the acting of this or the video is worse
plummeting_sloth: oh right, they totally did cover that in last campaign
Mr_Horrible: theleerm I mean, we fit a whole Meat T-Rex into a single dude in the end boss of the previous campaign :p
Dog_of_Myth: Right to hold it over you
Gildan_Bladeborn: More points for buying skills I believe.
Stormthius: Gamer respect?
YeetTheRich_: look at this gamer
asthanius: Makes his e-peen bigger
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gamer respect
teaspoonC: co-op equivalent of dad asking "can you make a living doing that"
Spacecarl: save up for defense 3?
MegaDosX: Remy pls
KV1NN4: Goodness Remy!
Dmc3628: Remy also thinks its a bad idea
JadedCynic: Remy knows how bad this game is <3
plummeting_sloth: Remy disagrees
hesterbyrde: Digging the super sad violins for the character we all knew was going to die when he said his first line.
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy
gualdhar: poor Remy, just trying to be a good doggo
KeytarCat: can you make 8 skill loadouts?
Lysander_Gustav: meleee!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the same bad idea that Graham had Ben, so following in proven footsteps.
Twizted_Seed: Ammo drop increase maybe?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remy objects
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIIIIIVE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham did after all beat this game, eventually.
KeytarCat: Have a shooter and a scavenger preset?
theleerm: i assumed that noise was just ben or adam
CyberColossus: imma go eat some cake... because fuck it
plummeting_sloth: anyway, that was the story of Finn, who we all miss dearly
jetpixi: Knew someone would get left behind
UnhappyYak: but they already light themselves on fire
Lysander_Gustav: oh, he was suppressing it?
HundreydAundre: Detox crew?
jetpixi: 2012. Ah. What a year.
asthanius: WHERE IS SHE
UnhappyYak: why would they think this would help
LordZarano: RE6 came out 2012
theleerm: neo-umbrella? LUL
JqlGirl: A POS. shouldn't that be on Chris? ;)
elynne: these guys have so much TEETH
wargodmogis: They've had an anmesiac in the field?! what is wrong with this group?
LordZarano: October
KV1NN4: the men? you mean the one dude?
CyberColossus: Resi Six.. This time its PERSONAL
Pteraspidomorphi: Still a master of strategy
frank_the_great: I miss blonde guy with sunglasses
Saintnex: wow...
asthanius: Yup
MegaDosX: Holy shit game
plummeting_sloth: You've come to the Wong place, Ada
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Lysander_Gustav: oh no
juneblue58: He's not just in the field, he's *leading* them.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep
HundreydAundre: Where in the Umbrella Corp. is Ada Wong!?
Gildan_Bladeborn: An amnesiac they specifically pulled out of a dive bar to bring back TO the field.
SirMorek: NotLikeThis
amuseoffirebane: oh noooooo
METB0L: Carried these empty guns with you all the way here
Rhynerd: Why?
JadedCynic: Gee....where'd all our ammo go?
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how flashbacks work, obviously.
MegaDosX: Yeah, not only is that bad for you, it makes no sense whatsoever
NightWingMistHawk: As if this game weren't bottom
JadedCynic: @METB0L for a YEAR
Lysander_Gustav: paradox!
Twizted_Seed: time for some good ol' orbital bombardment
NightWingMistHawk: *bottom-of-the-well enoug
jetpixi: GLHF
plummeting_sloth: The flashback helped you remember that you had a shotgun
Spacecarl: But you have all those skill points from those big guys! lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: curse you adam from the past
notthepenguins: as we know, remembering shooting a bullet deletes it
hexy_lexy: this games awful *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
asthanius: Because C-Virus
ICitizenErasedI: melee in the foyer
Gildan_Bladeborn: The BEST part of this campaign.
elynne: Silent Snake
BusTed: is snek
SirenSongSeas: Is that a Tsukinocho?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll see why.
Lysander_Gustav: invisible snake!
asthanius: The C in C-Virus stands for Chameleon
SirMorek: Liquid snake is up to no good
elynne: git dat snek
BusTed: benginRemy
Mister_Hush: ask one of those guys if you can borrow their flamethrower
plummeting_sloth: Alright Marco, may you live to inherit the mantle of Finn
jonasjonIV: c, for snake
MegaDosX: Remy if you stop barking you won't go into timeout!
Rhynerd: Chris Redfield stabs a snake
Makrosian_Tae: It'd be nice if one of those nice soldiers let you, I dunno, borrow their flamethrower
A_Dub888: benginRemy
asthanius: boof
JqlGirl: to be fair, it's an awesome job
serramarkov: Adam, Ben will save you from the danger noodle!
BusTed: tqsBORK
hesterbyrde: Have to do the job so dad can buy you treats
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JadedCynic: wait a disappearing snake just killed one of your mooks? I thought this was RE, not MGS Kappa
Forgotten_Lizard: Slides!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remy demands pets
MegaDosX: Good lord.
Kipstar: GOTY
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's an achievement for going down that I want to say.
MegaDosX: WHAT
asthanius: YES
Lysander_Gustav: yay
BusTed: 10/10
MegaDosX: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS GAME
hexy_lexy: WEEEE
BusTed: goty
YeetTheRich_: what really?
Mr_Horrible: Game of the Year
ICitizenErasedI: pure joy
wargodmogis: Best RE
SmoreThanAFeelin: best game
Lithobraker: !game good
tergonis: game good
Nigouki: FINALLY THIS GAME PROVES ITSELF
UnkeptFlea: 10/10 game of the year
wynternyghtynggale: best game
TherapyforNarwhals: Well now the game's worth it
YeetTheRich_: you gotte be shitting me
Mr_Horrible: Piers knows how to party
plummeting_sloth: too cool to slide Chris Redfield
Manae: It even has an ice effect?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think if you play on all of them, something happens.
MegaDosX: Good lord, what?!?
YeetTheRich_: WHAT
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahahaha
BusTed: Don't break eye contact.
TherapyforNarwhals: AHHHH
Nigouki: meanwhile, that guy is just getting dragged by the monster snake
MegaDosX: What the actual fuck
Mr_Horrible: this is fucking hilarious
YeetTheRich_: this game SUCKS
TherapyforNarwhals: Best game
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Kipstar: this game rules
elynne: BEST GAME EVER
Mr_Horrible: I'm hollering
Rhynerd: Just gotta find the sweet spot
Ballistic_Meatball: The eye contact is simultaneously the best and worst part
ahryk: 10/10
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think piers can
YeetTheRich_: only chris is allowed on the panda
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only Chris can ride panda.
Mr_Horrible: Captains only
eric_christian_berg: I think we are back to vaguely erotic.
Lysander_Gustav: that fancy pose
KV1NN4: oh my god
Mister_Hush: get Chris a hot tub and a Twitch stream
Ba_Dum_Tish: That pose looks like it should be on Ada
wynternyghtynggale: pandas are for captains not losers
JadedCynic: only OFFICERS get mounts B)
elynne: this is the Captain's Panda
eric_christian_berg: Pandas are for closers!
Ingavar_Khaos: jeez, this game is almost 10 years old.
like_100_bears: an shooty plate
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
HundreydAundre: ihttps://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingThankfulNikudonCoolCat-A6-OapA6_z0mdByZn
hexy_lexy: LUL benjamin
Spacecarl: This next bit is where JERF is from, right? it's been like a million years
BusTed: tqsHmph
HundreydAundre: oof, hang on...
plummeting_sloth: too much meet in too small a hall
amuseoffirebane: every once in a while, I mistake the packs on Chris's back as his booty and I am like, damn
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Spacecarl This is where it's from, yes. They haven't quite got to that bit yet.
elynne: Chris! Roger! Chris! Hurry!
Gildan_Bladeborn: But it's coming right up.
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
Rhynerd: @spacecarl I think we’re almost to JERF.
Rhynerd: Just gotta meet the invisible snake again
Spacecarl: man that playthrough was a lifetime ago
thraximore: abominations getting bullied :(
KeytarCat: I wish melee kills gave ammo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to melee them, apparently.
plummeting_sloth: okay AI troopers, you're gonna have to carry us here a bit
Lithobraker: Well good news, you won't have to shoot the snake in front of Ben...
Mister_Hush: @KeytarCat Doom (2916) is on the line
JadedCynic: @Rhynerd Oh wow, I remember that "I understood that reference" :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: You do still have grenades, right?
KeytarCat: @Mister_Hush Exactly!
amuseoffirebane: that guy has a bug!
eric_christian_berg: I feel the horror element is missing here.
like_100_bears: aw gross!
ICitizenErasedI: was that guy a juggalo?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Their torsos turning into giant grubs/centipedes is a neat trick.
plummeting_sloth: it's the hardest part of the ring/gun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Blunt force trauma kills lots of people, actually.
Mister_Hush: an entire clipazine
ICitizenErasedI: i heard ben needs some healing...
like_100_bears: @icitizenerasedi no he just has too many eyes
YeetTheRich_: don't forget to let remy out of the time-out zone, ben Kappa
shendaras: Use the aid spray on Ben, he might not have any ammo
Dmc3628: contrast to 8 and the dolls
asthanius: Chris's campaign is 90% action game
Arclight_Dynamo: A Hind D?
Nigouki: is Edonia next to Sokovia in Easter Europe?
Kaaosa: Adam did you really expect horror from a game called Pretzeldent Eagle?
Pharmacistjudge: mild? this crowd is going straight Ranch
Gildan_Bladeborn: By default you would get to be Sherry, yes Ben.
Pharmacistjudge: like beyond vanilla blandneess
VoodontWoW: GeREs of War
Gildan_Bladeborn: You might actually WANT to be Jake though - Jake has melee as a dedicated weapon option.
prince_infidel: RE2 still gets me
Rhynerd: Jake does know martial arts
Dmc3628: Jake and Sherry are basically the most wrestling melee moves ever
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Not like 4 was scary either. But at least it was silly and fun.
Lord_ZYRK: "This game SUCKS" - Adam on RE4
TheDailyMapleSyrup: What's really scary is what they charge for these games, lol
TherapyforNarwhals: 7 is terrifying'
Rhynerd: While Sherry has a stun baton for a melee weapon?
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Pharmacistjudge: it's not tumeric
GhostValv: do eet naow
Kaaosa: Parasite Eve is the only good horror game, sadly
Tiber727: Well then you just have to get to RE8.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game goes real pro wrestling in their campaigns, yeah.
LordZarano: I think Capcom wished this game was as good as RE4 too
like_100_bears: disregard chopper, attack chihuahua
chis_ph: It's chopper, not choppay?
lochnessseammonster: in love
NavelWarfare: !quote adam
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hexy_lexy: its not a tumor, its nooot. ohai mark
wargodmogis: oes this game suck, or does it "suck"
Lithobraker: "This game rules" also Adam on RE4
Arclight_Dynamo: "This game suuucks, haha!" isn't the same as "Man. This game sucks."
Gildan_Bladeborn: The games where you don't even say that once tend to be the really boring ones, that aren't fun.
shurtal: but this game doesn't good
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shooting the grass hoppers, is what you're supposed to be doing, I believe.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're defending the people down there.
Lord_ZYRK: "I was just gonna go have a. . . nooot bork, dad"
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's Sherry and Jake.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remy just taking himself for a walk
BusTed: I think you're just watching Sherry and Jake's story.
like_100_bears: was that Mister T?
plummeting_sloth: sprong
Gildan_Bladeborn: You might be able to attack the helicopter?
Kaaosa: your plot will be served in 20 minutes, please hold
Aenir798: He jumped
Dog_of_Myth: Wait.....there is plot?
Arclight_Dynamo: Shockingly, critics "complained about bloat and inconsistency."
BusTed: got snapped
Kipstar: those powerful legs can really leap
Mister_Hush: 8th Level Spell, Wish
amuseoffirebane: bouncy
KeytarCat: Oh that type of jump
Gildan_Bladeborn: Kind of, yeah.
Lithobraker: That one was playing The Fairy Mound book
serramarkov: It's in the cornfield
Saintnex: good ol wave based, mandatory shooting sections in a game the RESTRICTS ammo because thats a good idea
BusTed: sproing
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, the helicopter isn't one of yours Adam.
Mr_Horrible: the C in C-Virus stands for Creepy-Crawly
Gildan_Bladeborn: The J'avo are piloting it.
plummeting_sloth: a clown car helicopter
Mister_Hush: You ever get a j'avo chip latte
Arclight_Dynamo: They have masks you shatter.
Rhynerd: Broke his mask
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a perk that makes breaking out of grapples significantly easier/faster - I remember that being tech.
like_100_bears: you broke his mask Adam
Kaaosa: you wouldn't resident an evil
Talin06: both?
asthanius: Multiple copters
plummeting_sloth: yes, the JAvo have an airforce
Pharmacistjudge: it just shot jake
Aenir798: unless the baddies are the good guys, the choppa isn't a good guy
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun the cut-scene showed the pilot wearing a JAvo mask
Arclight_Dynamo: @Pharmacistjudge See? Good guy. Kappa
DarkMorford: Oh no, it said the "e" word
Lithobraker: Pharmacistjudge yeah but jake has that kind of effect on people, you can't blame them
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have an invisible snake to catch.
JadedCynic: Chat lag
Lord_ZYRK passes out pitchforks
Kaaosa: yeah, FUCK adam!
Kaaosa: :>
asthanius: The sack is evil
Mr_Horrible: The J'avo teleport, Adam
Makrosian_Tae: Adam has the streamer debuff. Have mercy
Rhynerd: Neo-Umbrella’s got a lot of military stuff.
Pharmacistjudge: Jake you want to punch though...you don't want to shoot a missle at him
Lithobraker: break out the ?????
Mr_Horrible: and Thunder IV is for AoE Kappa
Kaaosa: I'm just kidding don't be mean to adam; that is my job
Rhynerd: eels teleport?
frank_the_great: --------E
saucemaster5000: I've been waiting for this day "unwraps hot takes"
Aenir798: Do you need 7 people?
Triforcecwp: <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: ?????????
Kaaosa: my union will protect me
GhostValv: ?
plummeting_sloth: what's with this guy, he doesn't see pilot masks and he doesn't know what non-Newtonian fluids are
theneatestburrito: ?????
electra310: Would you like to know more about non-newtonian fluids?
niccus: thank you for tanking for ben, adam
Kramburger: Adam did you know Ramirez DePietro was reprinted?
MadmanOreo: Hey adam, did you know that yuna has heterochromia?
Pharmacistjudge: yes, i subscribe to adam
Pharmacistjudge: and ben...
Mister_Hush: slenade gruncher
Rhynerd: I mean, he is cute.
Omthebox: Hell yeah I do
Kramburger: Day 1 sub for my big beautiful himbo
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder what they want you to use to do the "take down the chopper" part?
like_100_bears: nade launcher
Lord_ZYRK: GIT GRUNCHED
ICitizenErasedI: liberation: launched
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably your pistols.
Kaaosa: sekiro
Pharmacistjudge: he had i-frames
YeetTheRich_: outplayed
plummeting_sloth: "Actually, change of plan, bring that chopper down soft. Cause I would like to see how you do that"
Kipstar: they're LEARNING!!!
Mister_Hush: he's got footsies NotLikeThis
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're here because Adam helps chat by being on our level
Makrosian_Tae: When you flash-initiate
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you have to kill the chopper to advance.
frank_the_great: Overkill
Rhynerd: i have a feeling we’ll need to wait one more week for JERF
YeetTheRich_: the look lite AT-STs
plummeting_sloth: the fuck was that?
jetpixi: so we can get back up
Lord_ZYRK: Would you say you got
Kaaosa: adam it's a BIG bullet
Lord_ZYRK: bamboozled
Gildan_Bladeborn: The laws of inertia, obviously.
Lithobraker: Away and to the left!
Makrosian_Tae: We fall down so we can get back up, Master Adam
plummeting_sloth: yet more proof of Drunk Chris
asthanius: Mr. Capcom
ashesandmochi: his muscles make him topply
Kaaosa: who thought it was a good idea to get shot, streamer??
ICitizenErasedI: what do we do when we fall down, master adam?
Rhynerd: Same person who implemented tripping over corpses, maybe?
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's only so many universal constants RE games are allowed to ignore/violate. They had to draw the line somewhere!
Ba_Dum_Tish: I get the feeling everyone on the design team just went "Yes and"
jetpixi: Great minds @Makrosian_Tae LUL
Kaaosa: yesssss
Makrosian_Tae: Greatest minds <3
Lord_ZYRK: Everything
TheGreySeraphim: he just skipped leg day too many times
MechaKuuga: I think its shooting you with micromissles so it the explosions knocking you down
Arclight_Dynamo: Has a single helicopter in this game not crashed?
BusTed: lrrCOW
jetpixi: what ISN"T hitting you lol goodness this is wacky
Rhynerd: Either that or somebody in the room with corpse tripper who wait “that’s great! And also...”
YeetTheRich_: its over anakin i have the high ground
prince_infidel: Thanks for drawing fire Adam
elynne: teeth teeth teeth
neisan2112: Have they even said wat BOW stands for at all???
plummeting_sloth: Our mission is to terminate the Body Odor Weapon
ICitizenErasedI: time for a big ol weenie roast
like_100_bears: funny you should say that Ben
Kaaosa: big ol' weenies are currency in some cultures, mine included
Gildan_Bladeborn: @neisan2112 - oh probably.
jetpixi: rayfkSanic
Lord_ZYRK: and shake it til you get what you want?
IllConceived: Brisoner of War?
elynne: we're in pursuit of a big ol' weenie, over
Rhynerd: What is a snake but an Big ‘Ol Weenie?
jetpixi: Bro of War?
ArgentumFlare: Adam, I very suddenly flashed back to the grinch image you retweeted, I'll never forgive you
ICitizenErasedI: Bovine of War
Kaaosa: it's like bio-organic weapon or something I thought
Lordofironstorm: Brod of War
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm about 100% certain they did say "bio-organic weapon" at some point, while Ben and Adam talked over the cutscene.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Brisket or Wurst
Lithobraker: I think they mentioned bio-organic weapon several streams ago
Saintnex: I think they say the not abbreviated version in the beginning of Leon's campaign?
neisan2112: I was trying to think of some B word of war
Aenir798: Brother of War
prince_infidel: Bofa of War
Sharkfists: "brisbaner of war"
notthepenguins: they said it in earlier games and assume you remember i think
ActionJB: We got it Adam!
Triforcecwp: Spam twitter. :D
Lord_ZYRK: I'm pretty sure B.O.W. has been a thing since the first game
Makrosian_Tae: IT BEGINS
Kaaosa: They establish BOW as an acronym in RE7
frozenphoenix7: It apparently means Bio Organic Weapon
GhostValv: is that wakeupsuper?
Kaaosa: er
electra310: What have you doooone
Kaaosa: RE5
wynternyghtynggale: Ben Of War
Darleysam: Bears of War
archon458: so ben isn't allowed to laugh?
plummeting_sloth: "Shit, that's no way to go out" what I say when I have a bad bowl movement
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Adam: Ask Ben if his refrigerator is running
DarkMorford: Big ol' weenies? Is it hot dog night?
eric_christian_berg: Fake it 'til you make it.
Arclight_Dynamo: Those are some big-ass mahjong tiles.
NightValien28: boshi of war
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can go on a journey of learning, together.
Triforcecwp: No bengo fish
Pharmacistjudge: you need the 4 winds
gualdhar: Oh, does this mean I can DM Adam my favorite joke, my weiner?
like_100_bears: all of you are wrong BOW stands for Battle of Waterloo
Zath_: Can't we just tell Ben not to read Twitch chat
tcheissis: Bottle of Whiskey
VoodontWoW: Hubrissss
plummeting_sloth: Go Jong
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Bet On Wesker
electra310: "We never have any ammo!"
CompletelyUnsure: First Rule of Majong: the pilot was wearing a J'Avo mask
tergonis: you absolutely have a 7 there adam you liar
saucemaster5000: doesn't know mah-jonng, doesn't know ooblek how am I supposed to riff on this guy?
ashesandmochi: that is an accurate 3 group of 7s
Kaaosa: that is not how mahjong works, streamers
Pharmacistjudge: and this chat, this is how Crapshots are made.
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Lithobraker: "How do we keep running out of ammo?" *shoots table*
SquareDotCube: It's mah Jong!
ashesandmochi: ohh that dude had a good hand when he won
MegaDosX: Is it Mahjong or Yourjong?
neisan2112: Man I'd love yo play Mahjong again with people
ArgentumFlare: Mah Jong? No thats your Jong
ashesandmochi: those last three
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, I remember crapshots
Kaaosa: the one with 7 dots
wynternyghtynggale: mahjong yourjong we all jong
Gildan_Bladeborn: You called our bluff.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, there's a seven of coins.
Gildan_Bladeborn: We don't.
Makrosian_Tae: Welcome to Mahjong, where the Mah's are made up and the Jong's don't matter
cutaos: left of blue one Kappa
Kaaosa: you just have to be able to count, streamer
MegaDosX: Hey good job chat, three of us thought of the same joke :p
jetpixi: that's me irl
Phailhammer: A seven of DEEZ NUTS
Sunmare_Dragon: i play exodia the foribidden one
Juliamon: yes the slanted green bean
tergonis: yup
ashesandmochi: that is ALSO a seven yeah
elynne: there's a snake plate
Lord_ZYRK: More like a seven of loins, amirite gamer
elynne: SNAKE PLATE
frank_the_great: But did Ben have a 7?
Kaaosa: adam jeez learn to jong
ICitizenErasedI: adam loses all his jongs to adam now
Aenir798: Ignorance of the rules isn't an excuse to break them Savidan.
Rhynerd: Was that a serpent medal on that bed?
shendaras: Rule 1 of mahjong, ability to count.
asthanius: That's a DUDE
GhostValv: W?
plummeting_sloth: that's got to be a Dev, right?
elynne: that's... disturbing
ashesandmochi: he looks like so many grandpas i know
Ba_Dum_Tish: That has to be someone
ICitizenErasedI: that's papa Jong
Pharmacistjudge: I bet that's a developer's face
IllConceived: Someones dad really wanted to be in the game
hexy_lexy: THATS JUST A GUY
YeetTheRich_: developer face easter egg
SirMorek: is this like a face capture of one of the game's sponsors?
Rhynerd: Dang
Pteraspidomorphi: Or an executive from the company
theleerm: mr capcom?
ravenlord_xix: Looks like GW bush
ashesandmochi: that's just someone's gonggong
SirMorek: big exec got his face in the video game!
Pharmacistjudge: umm...bordering on...no cool
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ouch, the pain, from the laughing.
GredGredmansson: hello what's happening
Lithobraker: That's just somebodies uncle
frank_the_great: My brain went to Asian Ted Cruz
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:28.
Caedynna: LUL
Mr_Horrible: you two are officially enjoying this *waaaaay* too much LUL
Kaaosa: Shouldn't it be MahMahJong though?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
plummeting_sloth: TM TM TM or I'm stealing that
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow Ben is dying
TheExplodedGamer: I'm loving this <3
BusTed: Run by Papa Jong and Ma Jong
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben! My sides can't take it!
MegaDosX: The game may suck out loud, but the stream's hilarious
Pharmacistjudge: love you guys...but, this is definitely making me uncomfortable
Lithobraker: OOOOoooo! Make cake pops decorated like mahjong tiles!
asthanius: !gamegood
combatiblewombatible: Better Bizza, Better Board Games, BaBa Jhongs
wynternyghtynggale: if you pop a jong for more then 8 hours please see a doctor
neisan2112: I legit just laughed so much I shit myself. luckly I'm on the toilet currently
Ba_Dum_Tish: !gamebad but commentary good
Caedynna: LUL
electra310: Bizza of War
GredGredmansson: i feel like i'm missing TOO MUCH context
Lord_ZYRK: Well, that's the stream everybody
jetpixi: time to go home, folks lol
Haroldholmes25: there really isn't enough context honestly
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow both streamers dead
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ouch!
asthanius: fuc,kl im light headed
plummeting_sloth: I think it mgiht be time to call it in tongiht
Dog_of_Myth: Welcome to the highlights and good night everybody
SK__Ren: A dumb wordplay joke on a dumb commercial slogan
Haroldholmes25: just mahjong devolving into nonsense
Gildan_Bladeborn: My sides!
MegaDosX: That was easily worth a gift sub, holy shit
hexy_lexy: MY BODY HURTS FROM LAUGHTER
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Also less racist than Papa John.
tergonis: welp, ben's dead
combatiblewombatible: lrrAWESOME I did the thingg ehehe
jetpixi: Bebber Bizza LUL
xantos69: Can I get a large bizza half Majong half Settlers of Catan
Mr_Horrible: my chest hurts LUL
METB0L: Bebberoni
Rhynerd: @combatiblewombatible congratulations
MegaDosX: "Are you OK papa?" - Remy, probably
jetpixi: my tum, it aches LUL
hesterbyrde: Aww Remy.... XD
Makrosian_Tae: Tears. Legit tears.
hexy_lexy: Bawaiian
Makrosian_Tae: I love this stream
Ba_Dum_Tish: Badam and Bben
theanthonydee: does Adam still need milk from the grocery store?
ifritleviathan: Dont forget Your milk
SirenSongSeas: Hello Bilight Beel
MegaDosX: Absolutely was
MegaDosX: Gotta reward jokes like that
Rhynerd: Right, gotta remind Adam about the Milk
Haroldholmes25: chat remembered the milk FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: Don't fgorget your milk Adam
SirMorek: put that one on a tshirt
Kaaosa: These bizzas aren't playing by the rules
MegaDosX: Is that going on your headstone Adam?
xantos69: milk!
asthanius: Papa Bongs is next door
jetpixi: Bury him with some bebberoni bizza from baba jhongs
plummeting_sloth: Getting a Bizza at Huckey Heeze
hexy_lexy: adams tombstone: "Better Bizza"
YeetTheRich_: papa bongs dispensary
SirenSongSeas: BABA BONGS
KeytarCat: Brisoner of War is a combo where you get two slices of supreme bizza and a deck of cards
Saintnex: The thing I love about "Baba Jhong" is that in canto, it actually does translate to papa Jhongs lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: You need to "track" the B.O.W.
MegaDosX: @Saintnex I love jokes that work in other languages too
electra310: In Resident Evil you have to make your own fun
theleerm: japa poung
jetpixi: another one bites the dust
Pharmacistjudge: oh Yawn
MegaDosX: The game may be more action than horror, but it evidently follows horror movie rules of never split up or you're dead
amuseoffirebane: invisisnek!
ooogydog: big ol' worm
Hangedman: why is Piers still dressed for the desert
Lockraemono: b i g
asthanius: smooch
Kaaosa: "i'm chris redfield; i don't have to hear myself"
plummeting_sloth: There are my mine! I asked mom and she said they were mine!
electra310: No! My ears are full of PATRIOTISM
MegaDosX: I was about to say, "now kiss"
kat2kool: Now kiss!
jetpixi: he wanted to take everyone out for bizza
like_100_bears: uh oooooh
Kaaosa: hi Lockraenono
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man I forgot how much of a dink Chris was
Mordin_Solus_Sings: WHere are you going to find them Chris?
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Lockraemono: seabatYIKES
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BusTed: is he always this awesome
virgil82: Are these soldiers super dead?
theleerm: kiss the homies goodnight
ICitizenErasedI: @Hangedman you never know when you'll encounter a desert - it could come out of anywhere - best be prepared
prince_infidel: Why not shoot snake while it eats soldier?
plummeting_sloth: seems a solid spot
jonasjonIV: milk
wargodmogis: Imagine sending someone with brain damage into the field then be surprised they are acting weird
saucemaster5000: jk simmons?
Excalibur_1867_: M I L K
a_raconteur: hes bris bedfield
YeetTheRich_: remember the milk adam
arcaneIllumination: Next week JERF?!
Arclight_Dynamo: They're differently bad?
CyberColossus: Jakes one is good
Mister_Hush: No :)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Milk
Gildan_Bladeborn: The other campaigns are... sure, they're "better".
Rhynerd: tune in next week for JERF
like_100_bears: define "better"
Saintnex: Jake's campaign is better, honestly
Lord_ZYRK: Define "better"
Makrosian_Tae: Milk
asthanius: Better is a low bar
archon458: Milk, don't forget the milk
ashesandmochi: they're short at least? i think?
xantos69: cheer50 Remember the milk
combatiblewombatible: happy to bring light to the darkness
ghyllnox: Don't forget milk!
jetpixi: this game will be henceforth known as Baba Jhongs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Differently bad is a more accurate way to phrase it.
plummeting_sloth: Ada's interesting in at least it explains a lot
theleerm: eeeeggg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bilk
Lord_ZYRK: But do you need MilkInBag
Kaaosa: krondorrrrr
hesterbyrde: Beej it forward!
Omthebox: Good stream good strim
jetpixi: aw...it is only Tuesday :(
Gildan_Bladeborn: "Parts" of Jake's campaign are definitely better. Other parts... well Adam and Ben will see for themselves, eventually.
Gulleko: lrrHEART eogPeek
Lord_ZYRK: Imagine supporting your friends and coworkers
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then there are the terrible sections that are also awesome.
MegaDosX: Gladiator!
Haroldholmes25: that was a beating
electra310: Bixelmon!
plummeting_sloth: I mean, after the stellar ending to y'alls 1-man campaign
Lord_ZYRK: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
MegaDosX: It's pretty great
hesterbyrde: Superman curl!
itira: Thats a good look Adam
jetpixi: dont forget your melk
MegaDosX: Adam really has cute hair
jetpixi: Fuckin Danzig over here
Lockraemono: cbats
goth_king_: ADAM YOU ARE FUCKING RAD I LUV YA!
Lord_ZYRK: That shit could take out an eye
couldntpickausername: look, I've never seen Adam and Clark Kent in the same room
WolfnOtter: @MegaDosX 100% agree
Gildan_Bladeborn: Insert milk into Adam's fridge, yo.
Juliamon: Someone's gotta do it
YeetTheRich_: also @WakeUpSuper on twitter if you want to give adam gameplay advice Kappa
hesterbyrde: @couldntpickausername right?
MegaDosX: Does it work?
plummeting_sloth: one man tries to fight the tide
Mr_Horrible: I would like it to be known that "Bebber Bizza" gave me such a stitch that I had to go stretch LUL
Decaped: picking league to learn support is a trip
Makrosian_Tae: Adam is too pure for this world. We must protect him at all costs
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Adam vs the entire LoL community. Godspeed
Nigouki: Thanks for the awesome stream!
Omthebox: The one bright light of League of Legends
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, you two. This has been a blast lrrHEART
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jetpixi: For....This...
quietcat: ty for jthe stream!
BusTed: Then we can have dessert.
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHEART
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next week you'll get to experience... JERF!
shendaras: and the week after this.. and the one after that..
wargodmogis: I"ll be here till the end
Mr_Horrible: Fresident Frevil
jetpixi: i had cool whip for dessert
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
neisan2112: Desert of Big Woman
hesterbyrde: Thanks guys!
ashesandmochi: yay bye!!
saucemaster5000: (noboady tell them village is secretly worse)
SmoreThanAFeelin: byyeeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
virgil82: It'll be a team effort lrrHEART
SnackPak_: Beej yes
Phailhammer: cya :)
Eille_k: lrrBEEEJ
Spacecarl: Incoming Beej
Saintnex: bye everyone!
Electrodyne: I AM TUNED FOR BEEJ
Caedynna: byeee~ 👋
virgil82: Experience BEEJ
djalternative: everyone tune yourself to beej
Caedynna: Beej time :3
KeytarCat: Tune phasers to BEEJ
Mathonwy: _The_Beej_Area
djalternative: we must all be in the key of beej
Spacepup: BEEJ DROP INCOMING
Juliamon: Even if you don't want to watch Beej, at least stick around to thank him for the SEASON 11 DVDS
Electrodyne: To Beej or not to Beej
Spacepup: GET TO COVER
couldntpickausername: dear season 11 dvds, thank you for Beej
couldntpickausername: did I do that right?
Juliamon: perfect
Electrodyne: I got triple laser AMS, I can tank a Beej drop
DarkMorford: Praise Beejus?
Mathonwy: So, do I reload the page? Or...
djalternative: you wait. let's nope is still running end of show ads
Mathonwy: Oooooh... Ads. Those things.
DarkMorford: As Alex would say, "enjoy these snommercials"
djalternative: we get to enjoy spoopifer instead
LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
DeM0nFiRe: @Electrodyne laser AMS = anti missile system from battletech/mechwarrior?
Spacepup: Yeah, stream is still live. Maybe stop stream for video editing purposes then go live? Or just straight to live.
Spacepup: Looks like option A.
Juliamon: Don't worry, they know how to do this.
Electrodyne: @dem0nfire Exactly! I'm playing a Kit Fox in MWO
DeM0nFiRe: Oh nice. I keep thinking I should try MWO again
Spacepup: Yeah, but I don't, so I speculate without any basis in fact, like a good audience member.
DarkMorford: I remember playing MW3 way back in the day
DeM0nFiRe: I also still have MW5 and that Battletech game that came out a few years ago I haven't played yet lol
Electrodyne: I got lasers in my shoulder and last game I killed 900 missiles to protect the team
DeM0nFiRe: My first game I ever owned that was just mine and not shared with family was Mechwarrior 2 Titanium Edition
hexy_lexy: lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
neisan2112: BEEJ
neisan2112: lrrSIGNAL
Electrodyne: MWO is free to play
Mathonwy: So, what's everyone's thoughts on HBS's Battletech?
DeM0nFiRe: Those lrrSIGNAL saved me from missing the beginning of the stream yet again
neisan2112: I've not seem the first episode but I'm here so why not just still be here
Mathonwy: Same, Neisan.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Beej it Forward! Beejtrayal at Beejdor... | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1392314123770155010
Arclight_Dynamo: Here's the wild thing: Krondor looks *better* than RE:6, if only because it uses colours.
KakuEpsilon: It's okay, Neisan, the episodes will be up on youtube
Electrodyne: Beej trayal at Kronut
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this Treej action
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Arclight_Dynamo: @neisan2112 Important context: Beej is actively avoiding the plot to grind up and kit out. That's all he's done so far.
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun the Beej we must know what good word do you bring from the promised land of Princess auto!
Mathonwy: I hear music.
djalternative: Beejtrayal at Beejdor... the game experienced a beejdrop
hexy_lexy: moo zak!
KakuEpsilon: And also, we really haven't done too much plot wise. Lots of stack bugs and looting bodies and killing fools
Arclight_Dynamo: @neisan2112 He is also cheating, using a dupe exploit present in the original game.
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo But only 16 of them. I imagine this is old enough to be a EGA game.
neisan2112: I did hear about that part
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford ...I'm actually gonna check that.
SnackPak_: We could make it to Krondor today
KakuEpsilon: It's a game from 1993, so really the game is cheating us too
neisan2112: Knew he was gonna try to just balst through it as quick as he could
KakuEpsilon: It is not an EGA game
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford VGA! 256 colours.
Juliamon: Could? Yes. Will? God not
KakuEpsilon: It has full colors
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, that's the one.
DarkMorford: Wow, a whole 8-bit palette!
Electrodyne: it has all the colors
djalternative: avoid krondor at all costs, lest it become beejdor
Driosenth: "full" color
KakuEpsilon: You're going to be shocked if you think it's an 8 bit game
Electrodyne: Cyan? check
Mathonwy: 256, yes... That's ALL the colors.
KakuEpsilon: It has 3D worlds to walk around in.
Electrodyne: Red? check
Electrodyne: Magenta? check
KakuEpsilon: Okay, look, VGA was known as "Full Color" Mode back in the day. :P
Mathonwy: I know. I'm just being a smart ass.
Electrodyne: I think it even has blue
KakuEpsilon: Ah, dangit. I always can't tell when people are being that way
neisan2112: Yall talking about Full Color, and I'm just here playing Mono Black on arena so eh
Electrodyne: Don't quote me on that though
asthanius: You're not Beej!
KakuEpsilon: It absolutely has Blue, and Green.
DeM0nFiRe: It's a lrrHEATHER
hexy_lexy: hey heather!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
djalternative: there exists more than 256 colors? I mean, I know mantis shrimp exist but we're not crazy here
Juliamon: It's okay, it's just LunarJade
KakuEpsilon: That's how you can tell the sky and ground apart
Juliamon: Which, as we know, is usually Beej
kat2kool: Oooh snacks, that's a good idea
Mathonwy: SNACKS!
Driosenth: yep this game covers up to 35% of the DCI color space
KakuEpsilon: SNACKS! Good plan
RomanGoro: @Juliamon Thereś no such thing as "just LunarJade"
LurkerSpine: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DarkMorford: Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder what the standard looked like for what the 256 VGA colors were. They'd have to be indexed in a palette, right? You can't really squeeze an RGB triple into 8 bits...
asthanius: Hair!
RockPusher: All hail Beej - conqueror of the optical media mines!
kat2kool: Hi Beej!
masterarbiter99: I cane for the lets nope, stayed for the Beej and Krondor
DarkMorford: Welcome, Beej's hair and accompanying flesh vessel!
hexy_lexy: hi Beej!
neisan2112: Hi hi
Spacepup: Hey Beej!
RockPusher: Slayer of the blu-rays, protector of the DVDs
Lokolos: this stream got me to buy the Might and Magic bundle of GoG. that was my childhood.
RomanGoro: DarkMorford for what I remember, it was a palette, yeah and you could swap the palette around
Clan_Dookie: wowww i love the Krondor Books!!
Driosenth: okay chat, count the colors, i count 20
djalternative: Conga Rats on the S11 DVDs
Spacepup: A sub to you is by far the most cost-effective video entertainment purchase I make.
DarkMorford: !patreon
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DarkMorford: Over 2500 now!
asthanius: holy crap
kat2kool: That was a very exciting update!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DarkMorford: Ooh!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
kat2kool: YAY
RockPusher: Proof of life :O
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, holy crap! It's finally happening!
asthanius: Do they come with WiiPlay shirts?
asddsa28: whatttt
neisan2112: Oh shiiit, mice
Juliamon: They're real, and they can hurt you
neisan2112: Nice
bazorkin: Shiny
KakuEpsilon: Oh man, I missed the first bit
KakuEpsilon: But no gameplay
Phailhammer: I do not remember if I backed at that tier.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chiselling the disc pits by hand...
RockPusher: Now promise us you will NEVER promise optical media again! lrrHEART
neisan2112: Yeah Blu-rays are real dumb
couldntpickausername: sounds like programming
DarkMorford: I've looked at the "code" for the Atmosfear/Nightmare DVD game. That's a tricky spec to deal with.
djalternative: When I had to turn in class projects on DVDs in college, I would always rage at Toaster
couldntpickausername: no I mean the experience sounds similar to dealing with code is all
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, aren't you glad you didn't promise HD-DVDs for Season 11 back in the day? Kappa
RockPusher: gabyLul
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo I still have the Xbox 360 HD-DVD player hooked up in my living room. >_>
RockPusher: Arclight_Dynamo a print-one of one - for Wiggins lrrFRUMP
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Arclight_Dynamo: @RockPusher Pfffft. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford I mean, for the Xbox part, sure.
djalternative: I think I do still have a stack of DVDs given to me in college for class projects
Arclight_Dynamo: Is there a way to save the superbook for later characters?
KakuEpsilon: Put it in a word lock box with a note?