elynne: there's a snake plate
Lord_ZYRK: More like a seven of loins, amirite gamer
elynne: SNAKE PLATE
frank_the_great: But did Ben have a 7?
Kaaosa: adam jeez learn to jong
ICitizenErasedI: adam loses all his jongs to adam now
Aenir798: Ignorance of the rules isn't an excuse to break them Savidan.
Rhynerd: Was that a serpent medal on that bed?
shendaras: Rule 1 of mahjong, ability to count.
asthanius: That's a DUDE
GhostValv: W?
plummeting_sloth: that's got to be a Dev, right?
elynne: that's... disturbing
ashesandmochi: he looks like so many grandpas i know
Ba_Dum_Tish: That has to be someone
ICitizenErasedI: that's papa Jong
Pharmacistjudge: I bet that's a developer's face
IllConceived: Someones dad really wanted to be in the game
hexy_lexy: THATS JUST A GUY
YeetTheRich_: developer face easter egg
SirMorek: is this like a face capture of one of the game's sponsors?
Rhynerd: Dang
Pteraspidomorphi: Or an executive from the company
theleerm: mr capcom?
ravenlord_xix: Looks like GW bush
ashesandmochi: that's just someone's gonggong
SirMorek: big exec got his face in the video game!
Pharmacistjudge: umm...bordering on...no cool
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ouch, the pain, from the laughing.
GredGredmansson: hello what's happening
Lithobraker: That's just somebodies uncle
frank_the_great: My brain went to Asian Ted Cruz
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:28.
Caedynna: LUL
Mr_Horrible: you two are officially enjoying this *waaaaay* too much LUL
Kaaosa: Shouldn't it be MahMahJong though?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
plummeting_sloth: TM TM TM or I'm stealing that
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow Ben is dying
TheExplodedGamer: I'm loving this <3
BusTed: Run by Papa Jong and Ma Jong
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben! My sides can't take it!
MegaDosX: The game may suck out loud, but the stream's hilarious
Pharmacistjudge: love you guys...but, this is definitely making me uncomfortable
Lithobraker: OOOOoooo! Make cake pops decorated like mahjong tiles!
asthanius: !gamegood
combatiblewombatible: Better Bizza, Better Board Games, BaBa Jhongs
wynternyghtynggale: if you pop a jong for more then 8 hours please see a doctor
neisan2112: I legit just laughed so much I shit myself. luckly I'm on the toilet currently
Ba_Dum_Tish: !gamebad but commentary good
Caedynna: LUL
electra310: Bizza of War
GredGredmansson: i feel like i'm missing TOO MUCH context
Lord_ZYRK: Well, that's the stream everybody
jetpixi: time to go home, folks lol
Haroldholmes25: there really isn't enough context honestly
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow both streamers dead
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ouch!
asthanius: fuc,kl im light headed
plummeting_sloth: I think it mgiht be time to call it in tongiht
Dog_of_Myth: Welcome to the highlights and good night everybody
SK__Ren: A dumb wordplay joke on a dumb commercial slogan
Haroldholmes25: just mahjong devolving into nonsense
Gildan_Bladeborn: My sides!
MegaDosX: That was easily worth a gift sub, holy shit
hexy_lexy: MY BODY HURTS FROM LAUGHTER
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Also less racist than Papa John.
tergonis: welp, ben's dead
combatiblewombatible: lrrAWESOME I did the thingg ehehe
jetpixi: Bebber Bizza LUL
xantos69: Can I get a large bizza half Majong half Settlers of Catan
Mr_Horrible: my chest hurts LUL
METB0L: Bebberoni
Rhynerd: @combatiblewombatible congratulations
MegaDosX: "Are you OK papa?" - Remy, probably
jetpixi: my tum, it aches LUL
hesterbyrde: Aww Remy.... XD
Makrosian_Tae: Tears. Legit tears.
hexy_lexy: Bawaiian
Makrosian_Tae: I love this stream
Ba_Dum_Tish: Badam and Bben
theanthonydee: does Adam still need milk from the grocery store?
ifritleviathan: Dont forget Your milk
SirenSongSeas: Hello Bilight Beel
MegaDosX: Absolutely was
MegaDosX: Gotta reward jokes like that
Rhynerd: Right, gotta remind Adam about the Milk
Haroldholmes25: chat remembered the milk FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: Don't fgorget your milk Adam
SirMorek: put that one on a tshirt
Kaaosa: These bizzas aren't playing by the rules
MegaDosX: Is that going on your headstone Adam?
xantos69: milk!
asthanius: Papa Bongs is next door
jetpixi: Bury him with some bebberoni bizza from baba jhongs
plummeting_sloth: Getting a Bizza at Huckey Heeze
hexy_lexy: adams tombstone: "Better Bizza"
YeetTheRich_: papa bongs dispensary
SirenSongSeas: BABA BONGS
KeytarCat: Brisoner of War is a combo where you get two slices of supreme bizza and a deck of cards
Saintnex: The thing I love about "Baba Jhong" is that in canto, it actually does translate to papa Jhongs lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: You need to "track" the B.O.W.
MegaDosX: @Saintnex I love jokes that work in other languages too
electra310: In Resident Evil you have to make your own fun
theleerm: japa poung
jetpixi: another one bites the dust
Pharmacistjudge: oh Yawn
MegaDosX: The game may be more action than horror, but it evidently follows horror movie rules of never split up or you're dead
amuseoffirebane: invisisnek!
ooogydog: big ol' worm
Hangedman: why is Piers still dressed for the desert
Lockraemono: b i g
asthanius: smooch
Kaaosa: "i'm chris redfield; i don't have to hear myself"
plummeting_sloth: There are my mine! I asked mom and she said they were mine!
electra310: No! My ears are full of PATRIOTISM
MegaDosX: I was about to say, "now kiss"
kat2kool: Now kiss!
jetpixi: he wanted to take everyone out for bizza
like_100_bears: uh oooooh
Kaaosa: hi Lockraenono
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man I forgot how much of a dink Chris was
Mordin_Solus_Sings: WHere are you going to find them Chris?
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Lockraemono: seabatYIKES
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BusTed: is he always this awesome
virgil82: Are these soldiers super dead?
theleerm: kiss the homies goodnight
ICitizenErasedI: @Hangedman you never know when you'll encounter a desert - it could come out of anywhere - best be prepared
prince_infidel: Why not shoot snake while it eats soldier?
plummeting_sloth: seems a solid spot
jonasjonIV: milk
wargodmogis: Imagine sending someone with brain damage into the field then be surprised they are acting weird
saucemaster5000: jk simmons?
Excalibur_1867_: M I L K
a_raconteur: hes bris bedfield
YeetTheRich_: remember the milk adam
arcaneIllumination: Next week JERF?!
Arclight_Dynamo: They're differently bad?
CyberColossus: Jakes one is good
Mister_Hush: No :)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Milk
Gildan_Bladeborn: The other campaigns are... sure, they're "better".
Rhynerd: tune in next week for JERF
like_100_bears: define "better"
Saintnex: Jake's campaign is better, honestly
Lord_ZYRK: Define "better"
Makrosian_Tae: Milk
asthanius: Better is a low bar
archon458: Milk, don't forget the milk
ashesandmochi: they're short at least? i think?
xantos69: cheer50 Remember the milk
combatiblewombatible: happy to bring light to the darkness
ghyllnox: Don't forget milk!
jetpixi: this game will be henceforth known as Baba Jhongs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Differently bad is a more accurate way to phrase it.
plummeting_sloth: Ada's interesting in at least it explains a lot
theleerm: eeeeggg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bilk
Lord_ZYRK: But do you need MilkInBag
Kaaosa: krondorrrrr
hesterbyrde: Beej it forward!
Omthebox: Good stream good strim
jetpixi: aw...it is only Tuesday :(
Gildan_Bladeborn: "Parts" of Jake's campaign are definitely better. Other parts... well Adam and Ben will see for themselves, eventually.
Gulleko: lrrHEART eogPeek
Lord_ZYRK: Imagine supporting your friends and coworkers
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then there are the terrible sections that are also awesome.
MegaDosX: Gladiator!
Haroldholmes25: that was a beating
electra310: Bixelmon!
plummeting_sloth: I mean, after the stellar ending to y'alls 1-man campaign
Lord_ZYRK: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
MegaDosX: It's pretty great
hesterbyrde: Superman curl!
itira: Thats a good look Adam
jetpixi: dont forget your melk
MegaDosX: Adam really has cute hair
jetpixi: Fuckin Danzig over here
Lockraemono: cbats
goth_king_: ADAM YOU ARE FUCKING RAD I LUV YA!
Lord_ZYRK: That shit could take out an eye
couldntpickausername: look, I've never seen Adam and Clark Kent in the same room
WolfnOtter: @MegaDosX 100% agree
Gildan_Bladeborn: Insert milk into Adam's fridge, yo.
Juliamon: Someone's gotta do it
YeetTheRich_: also @WakeUpSuper on twitter if you want to give adam gameplay advice Kappa
hesterbyrde: @couldntpickausername right?
MegaDosX: Does it work?
plummeting_sloth: one man tries to fight the tide
Mr_Horrible: I would like it to be known that "Bebber Bizza" gave me such a stitch that I had to go stretch LUL
Decaped: picking league to learn support is a trip
Makrosian_Tae: Adam is too pure for this world. We must protect him at all costs
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Adam vs the entire LoL community. Godspeed
Nigouki: Thanks for the awesome stream!
Omthebox: The one bright light of League of Legends
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, you two. This has been a blast lrrHEART
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jetpixi: For....This...
quietcat: ty for jthe stream!
BusTed: Then we can have dessert.
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHEART
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next week you'll get to experience... JERF!
shendaras: and the week after this.. and the one after that..
wargodmogis: I"ll be here till the end
Mr_Horrible: Fresident Frevil
jetpixi: i had cool whip for dessert
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
neisan2112: Desert of Big Woman
hesterbyrde: Thanks guys!
ashesandmochi: yay bye!!
saucemaster5000: (noboady tell them village is secretly worse)
SmoreThanAFeelin: byyeeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
virgil82: It'll be a team effort lrrHEART
SnackPak_: Beej yes
Phailhammer: cya :)
Eille_k: lrrBEEEJ
Spacecarl: Incoming Beej
Saintnex: bye everyone!
Electrodyne: I AM TUNED FOR BEEJ
Caedynna: byeee~ 👋
virgil82: Experience BEEJ
djalternative: everyone tune yourself to beej
Caedynna: Beej time :3
KeytarCat: Tune phasers to BEEJ
Mathonwy: _The_Beej_Area
djalternative: we must all be in the key of beej
Spacepup: BEEJ DROP INCOMING
Juliamon: Even if you don't want to watch Beej, at least stick around to thank him for the SEASON 11 DVDS
Electrodyne: To Beej or not to Beej
Spacepup: GET TO COVER
couldntpickausername: dear season 11 dvds, thank you for Beej
couldntpickausername: did I do that right?
Juliamon: perfect
Electrodyne: I got triple laser AMS, I can tank a Beej drop
DarkMorford: Praise Beejus?
Mathonwy: So, do I reload the page? Or...
djalternative: you wait. let's nope is still running end of show ads
Mathonwy: Oooooh... Ads. Those things.
DarkMorford: As Alex would say, "enjoy these snommercials"
djalternative: we get to enjoy spoopifer instead
LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
DeM0nFiRe: @Electrodyne laser AMS = anti missile system from battletech/mechwarrior?
Spacepup: Yeah, stream is still live. Maybe stop stream for video editing purposes then go live? Or just straight to live.
Spacepup: Looks like option A.
Juliamon: Don't worry, they know how to do this.
Electrodyne: @dem0nfire Exactly! I'm playing a Kit Fox in MWO
DeM0nFiRe: Oh nice. I keep thinking I should try MWO again
Spacepup: Yeah, but I don't, so I speculate without any basis in fact, like a good audience member.
DarkMorford: I remember playing MW3 way back in the day
DeM0nFiRe: I also still have MW5 and that Battletech game that came out a few years ago I haven't played yet lol
Electrodyne: I got lasers in my shoulder and last game I killed 900 missiles to protect the team
DeM0nFiRe: My first game I ever owned that was just mine and not shared with family was Mechwarrior 2 Titanium Edition
hexy_lexy: lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
neisan2112: BEEJ
neisan2112: lrrSIGNAL
Electrodyne: MWO is free to play
Mathonwy: So, what's everyone's thoughts on HBS's Battletech?
DeM0nFiRe: Those lrrSIGNAL saved me from missing the beginning of the stream yet again
neisan2112: I've not seem the first episode but I'm here so why not just still be here
Mathonwy: Same, Neisan.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Beej it Forward! Beejtrayal at Beejdor... | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1392314123770155010
Arclight_Dynamo: Here's the wild thing: Krondor looks *better* than RE:6, if only because it uses colours.
KakuEpsilon: It's okay, Neisan, the episodes will be up on youtube
Electrodyne: Beej trayal at Kronut
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this Treej action
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Arclight_Dynamo: @neisan2112 Important context: Beej is actively avoiding the plot to grind up and kit out. That's all he's done so far.
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun the Beej we must know what good word do you bring from the promised land of Princess auto!
Mathonwy: I hear music.
djalternative: Beejtrayal at Beejdor... the game experienced a beejdrop
hexy_lexy: moo zak!
KakuEpsilon: And also, we really haven't done too much plot wise. Lots of stack bugs and looting bodies and killing fools
Arclight_Dynamo: @neisan2112 He is also cheating, using a dupe exploit present in the original game.
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo But only 16 of them. I imagine this is old enough to be a EGA game.
neisan2112: I did hear about that part
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford ...I'm actually gonna check that.
SnackPak_: We could make it to Krondor today
KakuEpsilon: It's a game from 1993, so really the game is cheating us too
neisan2112: Knew he was gonna try to just balst through it as quick as he could
KakuEpsilon: It is not an EGA game
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford VGA! 256 colours.
Juliamon: Could? Yes. Will? God not
KakuEpsilon: It has full colors
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, that's the one.
DarkMorford: Wow, a whole 8-bit palette!
Electrodyne: it has all the colors
djalternative: avoid krondor at all costs, lest it become beejdor
Driosenth: "full" color
KakuEpsilon: You're going to be shocked if you think it's an 8 bit game
Electrodyne: Cyan? check
Mathonwy: 256, yes... That's ALL the colors.
KakuEpsilon: It has 3D worlds to walk around in.
Electrodyne: Red? check
Electrodyne: Magenta? check
KakuEpsilon: Okay, look, VGA was known as "Full Color" Mode back in the day. :P
Mathonwy: I know. I'm just being a smart ass.
Electrodyne: I think it even has blue
KakuEpsilon: Ah, dangit. I always can't tell when people are being that way
neisan2112: Yall talking about Full Color, and I'm just here playing Mono Black on arena so eh
Electrodyne: Don't quote me on that though
asthanius: You're not Beej!
KakuEpsilon: It absolutely has Blue, and Green.
DeM0nFiRe: It's a lrrHEATHER
hexy_lexy: hey heather!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
djalternative: there exists more than 256 colors? I mean, I know mantis shrimp exist but we're not crazy here
Juliamon: It's okay, it's just LunarJade
KakuEpsilon: That's how you can tell the sky and ground apart
Juliamon: Which, as we know, is usually Beej
kat2kool: Oooh snacks, that's a good idea
Mathonwy: SNACKS!
Driosenth: yep this game covers up to 35% of the DCI color space
KakuEpsilon: SNACKS! Good plan
RomanGoro: @Juliamon Thereś no such thing as "just LunarJade"
LurkerSpine: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DarkMorford: Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder what the standard looked like for what the 256 VGA colors were. They'd have to be indexed in a palette, right? You can't really squeeze an RGB triple into 8 bits...
asthanius: Hair!
RockPusher: All hail Beej - conqueror of the optical media mines!
kat2kool: Hi Beej!
masterarbiter99: I cane for the lets nope, stayed for the Beej and Krondor
DarkMorford: Welcome, Beej's hair and accompanying flesh vessel!
hexy_lexy: hi Beej!
neisan2112: Hi hi
Spacepup: Hey Beej!
RockPusher: Slayer of the blu-rays, protector of the DVDs
Lokolos: this stream got me to buy the Might and Magic bundle of GoG. that was my childhood.
RomanGoro: DarkMorford for what I remember, it was a palette, yeah and you could swap the palette around
Clan_Dookie: wowww i love the Krondor Books!!
Driosenth: okay chat, count the colors, i count 20
djalternative: Conga Rats on the S11 DVDs
Spacepup: A sub to you is by far the most cost-effective video entertainment purchase I make.
DarkMorford: !patreon
LRRbot: 2512 patrons for a total of $18,383.70 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
DarkMorford: Over 2500 now!
asthanius: holy crap
kat2kool: That was a very exciting update!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DarkMorford: Ooh!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
kat2kool: YAY
RockPusher: Proof of life :O
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, holy crap! It's finally happening!
asthanius: Do they come with WiiPlay shirts?
asddsa28: whatttt
neisan2112: Oh shiiit, mice
Juliamon: They're real, and they can hurt you
neisan2112: Nice
bazorkin: Shiny
KakuEpsilon: Oh man, I missed the first bit
KakuEpsilon: But no gameplay
Phailhammer: I do not remember if I backed at that tier.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chiselling the disc pits by hand...
RockPusher: Now promise us you will NEVER promise optical media again! lrrHEART
neisan2112: Yeah Blu-rays are real dumb
couldntpickausername: sounds like programming
DarkMorford: I've looked at the "code" for the Atmosfear/Nightmare DVD game. That's a tricky spec to deal with.
djalternative: When I had to turn in class projects on DVDs in college, I would always rage at Toaster
couldntpickausername: no I mean the experience sounds similar to dealing with code is all
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, aren't you glad you didn't promise HD-DVDs for Season 11 back in the day? Kappa
RockPusher: gabyLul
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo I still have the Xbox 360 HD-DVD player hooked up in my living room. >_>
RockPusher: Arclight_Dynamo a print-one of one - for Wiggins lrrFRUMP
Cursedhuman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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Arclight_Dynamo: @RockPusher Pfffft. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford I mean, for the Xbox part, sure.
djalternative: I think I do still have a stack of DVDs given to me in college for class projects
Arclight_Dynamo: Is there a way to save the superbook for later characters?
KakuEpsilon: Put it in a word lock box with a note?
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Arclight_Dynamo: I like clockwise north, personally.
KakuEpsilon: "Well we could go Sarth, to Sarth, or we could go Oop Nawrth to other places..."
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, this has been bugging me... is that a town west of the mountains?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! TY!
thraximore: but it's blocked currently?
KakuEpsilon: Caldara sounds like a place with great cooking
NosferDMT: Caldara is one of the dwarven capitals
KakuEpsilon: I hope you can get a Catcher's Mitt in Romney.
djalternative: Please tell me someone/thing in Wolfram is named Alpha
KakuEpsilon: Or at least Wolfram has someone named Hart
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw yeah, that sounds deece. A full-realm ramble.
KakuEpsilon: Starting in Krondor? But that's how you get betrayed!
djalternative: isn't our plan to avoid krondor at all costs?
KakuEpsilon: Well, it's to be our last place to go
rabbitgta: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:32.
Arclight_Dynamo: KRondor: City of Plot.
KakuEpsilon: What sort of mana does a City Of Plot tap for. :thinking:
hexy_lexy: Krondor: City of Constant Betrayal :P
KakuEpsilon: Maybe it taps for one of any colour, but only to cast Mercaniers.
djalternative: it def taps for purple mana
kookaburra_85: Is it worth putting casting on if you aren't going to use damaging magic?
SK__Ren: @KakuEpsilon Mana your opponent's lands can make
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KakuEpsilon: Most Cities do.
UncannyJimjams subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
UncannyJimjams: I've done thing! Just in time for turn based combat
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CaptainSpam: My headcanon is now that you killed those two just to fix their stuff.
KakuEpsilon: It's just a bonus
KakuEpsilon: They would have killed us and fixed out stuff if we didn't!
rabbitgta: those skills look bigger, have you been working them out beej?
Arclight_Dynamo: Does it sell good?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, that makes sense.
thraximore: they missed class that day
chesul: maybe they only use Explosion magic?
KakuEpsilon: "We've been spell casters for a while, but do you see how expensive the scrolls are?"
thebigslop: god he is hot.
CaptainSpam: Miiiiiiind Speeeeeeech!!!!
KakuEpsilon: Do we have to get some cold water on you, TheBigSlop?
Twizted_Seed: Mentok, The mind -speecher
JadedCynic: *MiNd SpEeCh*
thebigslop: only if Locklear is pouring it on me.
asthanius: Keep an eye out for betrayal
Negarretep: If you talk to isaac after that dialogue he has a new speech option for you
DeM0nFiRe: Wait a minute coast of the bitter sea, is this a beach episode?
KakuEpsilon: Don't accidentally walk into the ocean and drown yourself.
JadedCynic: defile: narrow canyon/etc that requires a military unit to break formation to travel through it
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, do it on purpose. Kappa
asthanius: Mountains are like Land Waterfalls
asthanius: Always something behind them
kookaburra_85: I think Patrus has better spells than Flamecast anyway. Flamecast but cold possibly.
KakuEpsilon: Sorry, wrong 90s era game.
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aWabbajack: 60!
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KakuEpsilon: WE ate the mountain rocks
asthanius: What a pretty blue plane
thraximore: Huh, I've never seen that use of the word "defile" before, but google says it checks out
JadedCynic: and Dynamix show us the ocean...
asthanius: I guess because it requires you to de-file, or un-file your ranks?
KakuEpsilon: Well at least he's not plagued.
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aWabbajack: Chanty of the Sea
JadedCynic: @thraximore it's an old, disused meaning - from the era of when armies marched across the countryside in formation...
thraximore: makes sense.
JadedCynic: we don't do that anymore so we rarely use the word like that
asthanius: What you're saying is Magic could print a Red/Black land called Defiled Defile
KakuEpsilon: Usually, I use Defile after I've used C-File and before E-File.
KakuEpsilon: They could, but I feel like it'd be White/Black.
Arclight_Dynamo: That's 500% BS. Dig!
rabbitgta: doit
kookaburra_85: Dig it up!
chesul: do it!
RomanGoro: Are you Adam?
lucass7772: Dig it up!
thraximore: bookmark first
CaptainSpam: Can you dig it? You should dig it!
chesul: keep trying?
rabbitgta: wow
thraximore: aw, the game was a coward
Electrodyne: was that the Elf from last night?
JadedCynic: noped right out
edgiestick: "nope, I'm outta here""
mitomanox: yay thats beej <3
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh they got fire, I'm getting out of here" -- That guy, probably
thraximore: can't blame em for running
rabbitgta: crossbow is OP
mitomanox: this is like chess
Kyir: He's doing some missing
DeM0nFiRe: The flame quarrel has such a long animation lol
JadedCynic: 'hey, the shadowy dude who hired us said we'd just ambush them and they'd fall before our trap and we'd not have to worry about the weak condition of our armor; that's obviously not the case so I'm off to renegotiate our deal"
JadedCynic: yeah, they have KINGDOM armor of the humans
Arclight_Dynamo: Locklear did surmise that they were spies, so it follows.
JadedCynic: yeah, secret assassins
rabbitgta: regionally accepted?
KakuEpsilon: Normal Ass-rations?
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, they're wearing blue, as opposed to our red. So of course they're baddies. Kappa
edgiestick: We do have one riding along in our party who can id them
JadedCynic: keep their helmets on to cover their ears, tie back their long hair, and kinda slouch to not seem so tall
Eyclonus: Are these digitized sprites?
chesul: eh, Elven armor is expensive, even for the elves. XD
JadedCynic: digitized off what feels like rotoscoped models?
Arclight_Dynamo: Based off of photographs.
edgiestick: Aren't there3 races of elves in Raymond Feist's original work?
thraximore: These fellows took a nap in the road, they asked me to sell their spare belongings for them :)
KakuEpsilon: Should we sell a shovel to allow a later party to buy one?
Arclight_Dynamo: @KakuEpsilon That place already had shovels for sale.
Eyclonus: @KakuEpsilon Shovel It Forward?
KakuEpsilon: Ah, sorry musta missed it
Arclight_Dynamo: Cool view?
JadedCynic: yeah, I don't think Beej took any effort to 'corner the shovel market'
kookaburra_85: I often don't know where I am.
chesul: I've missed a few sessions, have we made it to Krenkor for the first time yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: We are actively avoiding Krondor, and probably will not get there for a couple streams yet.
JadedCynic: why do I fee we've been given drugged rations?
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic You too huh?
JadedCynic: @chesul basically pro-Elder Scrolls strats of powerlevelling before starting the main story quests...before Elder Scrolls was a thing
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Arclight_Dynamo: Yep. This game came out the year before Elder Scrolls: Arena, in fact.
JadedCynic: (as in TES: Arena came out a year after this ;) )
JadedCynic: hivemind! :D
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
KakuEpsilon: Fingering people in public is only something you should do in the old days
chesul: JadedCynic awesome, thank you!
Sibwow: still havent made it to krondor right
KakuEpsilon: We never will
JadedCynic bows generously
KakuEpsilon: Until we're done with everything else
DarkMorford: This is like James escaping from Tarkov, right? Kappa
JadedCynic: why leave this area when there's still plenty of adventure and loot to be had HERE?
Electrodyne: I feel like we should be careful. I sense a betrayal in our future
JadedCynic: that looks like a shed....or maybe a smithy?
thraximore: ah cute
KakuEpsilon: Pierce Perry? Well if you insist. *stab*
JadedCynic: @Electrodyne true, but it's a way's off
KakuEpsilon: Euliliko? Isn't that the evil organization in Metal Gear Solid?
rlsora: Hi
DarkMorford: Nah, Ben's tired out from Let's Nope, I think we're safe from betrayal here. :D
thraximore: Gross. I'll take your entire stock
warboss5: Filthy capitalists, that's who! lol
thraximore: silk, ooh la la
JadedCynic: gesundheit
jamesk902: Nocknear locked Noudly.
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Goombill: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 51:44.
KakuEpsilon: "Here Owyn, use this to learn the sword." "I have a stick."
thraximore: nice
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
thraximore: Maybe they'll be able to hit things now
Arclight_Dynamo: Worth
KakuEpsilon: Unless this is XCom rules
Arclight_Dynamo: Graveyard?
DarkMorford: @KakuEpsilon "Here's a banana, go get 'em."
thraximore: Sarth: the opposite of Narth
KakuEpsilon: @DarkMorford Banana arms? I don't think anyone is a KNight Of Spear in this game. /Kamen Rider GAim reference.
fhorrigan: So is it weird that Beej playing this CRPG that's before my time of being a PC gamer (before and after actually) is the first time I've ever wanted to watch a video game stream? This rules.
JadedCynic: huh. the village is called "Questor's View" and we just took fencing lessons from Tad Questor - bet his family was out here before anyone else broke ground
KakuEpsilon: @fhorrigan Not at all, friend. Glad to have you aboard.
JadedCynic: "Storm comin', Annie"
JadedCynic: yeah, this kinda haggling sounds legit
kookaburra_85: Sounds dodgy.
thraximore: It's
thraximore: 'a mountain'
JadedCynic: but my first thought was it was a trap...but...
Seagulyus: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Betrayal at Krondor
KakuEpsilon: There are a lot of traps in the world, some of them just contain cowpox
thraximore: Turns out a bunch of mountains are just named 'mountain' in the local language
JadedCynic: Mt. "A Mountain" right next to Mount "Your Finger You Fool"
edgiestick: riddle chest get!
Seagulyus: thank you based beej I couldn't remember much about this game but seeing it helped me remember!
Arclight_Dynamo: Gloves
theinvisiblevoice: gloves
DarkMorford: RSTLNE
JadedCynic: ugh
KakuEpsilon: Hah
thraximore: I've heard worse riddles
chesul: is that sword blessed or something?
KeytarCat: That was hard because it didn't actually need the first line?
JadedCynic: yep, but even with the blessing, it's worse than what we have...
JadedCynic: I mean, it might hit more than our weapons, but it'd do less damage
thraximore: Explains the corpse
JadedCynic: now we know why the dude's dead on the side of the road
Spacepup: Examining the corpse, explains the corpse.
SK__Ren: @KeytarCat Riddles are hard just as much for misdirection as direction
DarkMorford: You sell them by the seashore?
KakuEpsilon: Pooping. You use the Three Seashells for pooping
JadedCynic: Some kind of alternative to a bidet or toilet paper
thraximore: well you don't need them if you have the runs
theinvisiblevoice: look at this guy who doesn't know how to use the 3 shells
jamesk902: C'mon Beej everyone knows hoe the three seashells work.
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat I know, but it always feels unfair, ya know?
thraximore: drain?
Arclight_Dynamo: Gank the mage.
JadedCynic: yeah, gank the mage
edgiestick: Yeah, anything the warriors can do is worth not getting fireballed
SK__Ren: *geek* the mage
DarkMorford: Pocket sand!
thraximore: I see
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Arclight_Dynamo: Barn! Barn! Barn!
ojii: barn it up
KakuEpsilon: Oh wow we got really close to going to Krondor.
KakuEpsilon: Soft Save and Braek
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
hexy_lexy: hey heather!
letfireraindown: weeeee knooooow
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dougma: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
mitomanox: snax
thraximore: no I am naughty
Dozerdell: scared me
Lord_ZYRK: Beej something's wrong with your mic. You sound really weird.
mitomanox: drinx
RockPusher: Tea Snacks!
TheJoe743: T-Snax
chesul: Sea Tacks!
Lord_ZYRK: Is that like Bugsnax 🤔
kumatsu: I just got home from grabbing dinner, Chicken fingers at Krondor benginFingers
4dSwissCheese: Ooh tea and snax sounds good!
JadedCynic comes back to PC with a glass of apple juice, puts on headphones and gets mightily confused...
DarkMorford: Scooby snax?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, congrats!
JadedCynic: dang, now chat is making me want crackers...
jamesk902: Nice
letfireraindown: woot!
Gascitygaming: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
hexy_lexy: yay for vaccine shot!!!
LaskoReadsComics: Beej, did you just notice something very weird happen?
DarkMorford: Congrats! I get my first dose tomorrow.
JadedCynic: hurrah! Good job; very soon you'll be a 5G hotspot!
letfireraindown: I'm just 14 from my second so i'm clear until they anounce boosters
LurkerSpine: Awesome!
JadedCynic: Kappa
frogomb: While on my way to Sarth I met a man with seven Marth. Every Marth had seven Darth. Every Darth had seven Garth.
mitomanox: ah, the smell of fresh fertilizer
fhorrigan: I got mine a couple weeks ago. Makes living in Alberta SLIGHTLY less terrifying.
thraximore: wow rude, wenching?
JadedCynic: here's hoping the covid vaccine has more longevity than the flu one...
Gascitygaming: @fhorrigan oof tell me bout it
KakuEpsilon: God of Knowledge
KakuEpsilon: I forgot about that
thraximore: knaaaaawledge
KakuEpsilon: Knowledge, not Gods. :B
Arclight_Dynamo: We heard it.
Naarius: Congrats!
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Mordin_Solus_Sings: Congratulations!
Arclight_Dynamo: The single shot isn't approved for use in Canada yet, so...
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Witch one
KakuEpsilon: I'm glad to hear it Beej. I hope it didn't suck so bad with the side effects
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I'm currently recovering from shot #2... It hit like a freight train.
Gascitygaming: When i got mine they said 4 months but that it'd probably be sooner
SK__Ren: I mean congrats?
JadedCynic: @frogomb Every Garth had seven Parth. Parth, Garth, Darth, Marth, how many were going to Sarth?
JadedCynic: yeah, the second shot apparently triggers your immune system more - usually just a one-day thing tho
Average_Po: is this game a dnd style
KakuEpsilon: My roommate got his second shot yesterday and only had a bad fever last night and slept through it.
Gascitygaming: yeah, i got moderna, sore arm for a day, two people at work got pfizer and had to stay home for a day or two, don't get me wrong, any one is a good one, just glad i didn't feel that bad after
JadedCynic: o yeah, I remember Quegians in the books...
KakuEpsilon: Daaaangit.
SK__Ren: Oh, we got cleaned
thraximore: @SK__Ren quite
JadedCynic: @SK__Ren worse yet, the barn is an ambush if we go in
edgiestick: "Oh, it's a simple spell called 'ultimate fireball' "
JadedCynic: hmmmm
edgiestick: "welp, time to be going"
JadedCynic: MiNd SeNdIng!
Arclight_Dynamo: He said focus.
kookaburra_85: Accuracy Casting
KakuEpsilon: Mind Sending, Mind Speeching, but no Mind Taking.
SurfDownstage: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
thraximore: Marc has left the building
thraximore: ooh pretty
UncannyJimjams: I had no idea this game was so big
hexy_lexy: tee hee mustard :p
JadedCynic: Marc's catching 40 winks - trying to nap when this sending isn't going on...
thraximore: Promising.
KakuEpsilon: Stardock!?
SK__Ren: Was Stardock around when this came out?
Spacepup: Pug was the best side character in the Tsurani trilogy.,
KeytarCat: tf is that name supposed to mean?
KakuEpsilon: *Star Wars Music on Midi intensifies*
KakuEpsilon: @SK__Ren Isn't that an Elon Musk company?
JadedCynic: @SK__Ren yeah, this is set quite late in Feist's stories
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon @KeytarCat a mountaintop mage's tower so high it would seem to be a mooring for the stars that travel across the sky (and also a portal to the world the Tsuranni are from)
KakuEpsilon: We're here, we're always excited to see stuff
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KeytarCat: @JadedCynic that's...a pretty good reason, I yield
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic That's really neat.
edgiestick: Ishap is a big god but I don't know how good his blessing is
LurkerSpine: There are 3 grades of Blessings, with #3 being the best. Only six temples offer this blessing. The cheapest price is 50% of the item's basic price plus $10, which is at the Chapel of Ishap in Malac's Crossing (Zone 3). If you're going to get 5 blessings on premium gear, teleport to the Chapel of Ishap to get it done. It'll be worth the price of teleporting. <- from gamefaqs
Arclight_Dynamo: Temple of Ishap is Bless 3.
PixelArtDragon: Each of the areas have multiple texts you can get
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! Sorry, Sarth is Bless 2.
JadedCynic: "there's no kill like overkill" B)
kookaburra_85: Ishap is the top god on Midkemia.
JadedCynic: sounds like Ishap is looking favourably on Owyn & Gorath...
Negarretep: Ishap is also dead, well, as dead as gods get in this world
JadedCynic: sigh...
PixelArtDragon: You can do these multiple times
thraximore: Shame Owyn would just gloss over evidence of cooking the monastery books like that... :p
LurkerSpine: So if money isn't an issue, Dala, Guiswa, Kahooli, Lims-Kragma, Tith, and Ishap at Malac's Crossing are all Bless 3
Negarretep: You also get a free blessing 3 on your weapons at a specific part in the story if money is more of an issue
JadedCynic: wow, so Malac's Crossing is THE town to get blessings at
JadedCynic: *ahem* tries to not laugh
Arclight_Dynamo: "Turn off your targeting computer, Owyn..."
SK__Ren: Wasn't it in the 60's?
JadedCynic: I wana say 70?
JadedCynic: ahhh, remember the good old days of "Beej_pif13"? fun times... LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a lot of eyes to despair...
Negarretep: 8 eyes, 4 times the despair
JadedCynic: well spiders have multiple eyes, so they're goin- what everyone esle already typed (damn dyslexia)
KakuEpsilon: Aim Down!
edgiestick: Kill it with fire is a good strategy for giant spiders
JadedCynic: what, no silver forks?
KakuEpsilon: Aw, not even a ration to be made of Spider Hide
SK__Ren: What? No gold? No blue magic boots? No vendor trash? Amazing
PharaohBender27: "What do you mean, giant spiders don't carry gold and/or swords!?"
JadedCynic: maybe the dude isn't dead long?
thraximore: rope! no we can get infinite rope
JadedCynic: I once set up a fight between my PCs and some giant crabs on a beach area, and the biggest one had a sword sticking out of its carapace, the only loot they could take apart from some crab meat (that would quickly spoil
Fanklok: just got here a little bit ago, has the bentrayal happened yet?
edgiestick: Wow. You just reminded me that there are nearly invisible pits to fall into
PixelArtDragon: This might be a story-locked chest
JadedCynic: @Fanklok not for a few streams more - we're grinding
Xenguin47: It's okay. It's not like we have any shortage of picklocks. :P
JadedCynic: LUL
JadedCynic: dupe-de-dupe-dupe
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great stream. Gotta catch the rest on the VOD!
Arclight_Dynamo: Grinding him to 100 seems good, tho.
Fanklok: careful with those pick locks those are currency
JadedCynic: meh, they're replacable ;)
Arclight_Dynamo: That makes sense. The sound for Krondor was either MIDI or CD.
sadryanbutler: beeeejjjjjjj
MAPBoardgames: Grind, grind, grind the skills up.
JadedCynic: *Redbook
chaostreader: Lock picking AMA.
JadedCynic: But yeah, if so, all the better for us to grind us for lockpicking skill
Arclight_Dynamo: Food is dupable. :p
MAPBoardgames: I think so
hexy_lexy: 12 hours later "just hang on, guys, i TOTALLY got this"
JadedCynic: "locklear - we just spent all day sitting here watching you fiddle with that lock"
MAPBoardgames: Anyone want to place bet on if this lock opens at 81%?
Redbriar: I just finish reading these books
KakuEpsilon: No thanks, betting is dangerous.
JadedCynic: it's possible that it's gated by lockpicking skill?
JarJarThinks: Nothing on one...
NosferDMT: LPL is not impressed with us
JadedCynic: <3
Spooky_Noises: Locklear is Boxnar's Brother
JadedCynic: thank you Beej :)
plummeting_sloth: Looks like we need another supply run to Bosnian Bill
Arclight_Dynamo: "It is smaller than God can see, and therefore meaningless."
Spacepup: You've watched a lot of Lockpicking Lawyer.
djalternative: like lockpicking lawyer?
thraximore: I can hear his voice
Arclight_Dynamo: Competitive lockpicking for LRL segment. Kappa
Hatty0: loving the lock picking lawyer roleplay
MAPBoardgames: Go to 81, I've got bragging rights on this.
hexy_lexy: "if we cant get in with 80..." watch it be 81
Spacepup: Actually, a competitive lockpick segment for LIVE would be awesome.
Kyir: I like how most of the time he's like "no, I couldn't," and then you finally badger him into it
KakuEpsilon: Broke 12 picklocks
plummeting_sloth: I want them to produce MRE's that are kept under lock and key just so I can get Steve1989 and LPL to collab
incslayer: that sounds enjoyable to watch though
Hatty0: beej just needs to find the Ramset gun to open this
JadedCynic: I think we've kind of parodied those 'specialist youtubers' with Boxnard (paul is great at that, btw)
MAPBoardgames: Have you considered using some bolt cutters?
djalternative: you need the ultimate lockpick known as shotgun
KeytarCat: Well don't race HIM, just have him train all of you, then race each other while he watches in pain/poy!
plummeting_sloth: or that thermit torch he demo'd a few weeks back
KakuEpsilon: WE haven't invented Bolt Cutters yet
LurkerSpine: cheer100 81%
MAPBoardgames: Hinge removal kit
Spacepup: Beej: "I don't believe ambushes exist."
KeytarCat: *joy
PsychoI3oy: Let me just grab the pick that BosnianBill and I made
Hatty0: I never played this game but I played a lot of betrayal at antara as a kid. really brings me back
obijam_: picklocklear
PsychoI3oy: Let me do that again so you know it wasn't a fluke
MAPBoardgames: Radscorpions
RoastedGravy: Just your average giant scorpions.
jamesk902: Oh, those are big scorpions.
thraximore: suddenly, Fallout
JadedCynic: wait - lock some 70-year-old soda inside "a competent portable safe" and have Ashens and LPL compete; LPL would take less time to get in, but would hesitate before drinking it, while ashens would catch up on the picking, and swig that stuff immediately
KakuEpsilon: I'm surprised you didn't select one of the lesser Lockpickers to raise their skill
Fanklok: is this place just full of giant arachnids?
hexy_lexy: thank god you saved :p
KakuEpsilon: Holy heck thems some angry lobsters
MAPBoardgames: Compared to other arachnids, scorpions are actually quite docile.
edgiestick: I like how they don't fit on their square so they're extra scary
plummeting_sloth: dispair they... optical sensors?
plummeting_sloth: thy
Electrodyne: you just reminded me to water the spider, thanks!
MAPBoardgames: I think getting hurt makes your HP go up.
KakuEpsilon: Well as normal as a Magician, a Mordehal and a Locklear get
MAPBoardgames: Trapped chest you say.
TheBearBee: Did we open that really hard lock pick box?
CaptainSpam: WELP
Arclight_Dynamo: RIP
MAPBoardgames: If only you had some idea the chest was trapped.
kookaburra_85: What happened? I looked away for a minute.
SK__Ren: Acorns
Arclight_Dynamo: Potato?
Sethalidos: apples
kookaburra_85: Peanut?
Fanklok: chestnut
djalternative: oh. that's it
KWardJenx: walnut
KakuEpsilon: We have six letters
Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe the tree isn't a literal tree?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah.
Spacepup: Cashew?
Spacepup: Ah
KeytarCat: I went with Honey
SK__Ren: I was on the right track at least
LurkerSpine: oooh. can we dupe that?
KakuEpsilon: We can dupe anything that stacks
SK__Ren: oh, Caffiene supplements
hexy_lexy: dupe! dupe! dupe!
MAPBoardgames: pennies!
djalternative: wow
Negarretep: 23 silver PogChamp
KakuEpsilon: 23 cents
FanboyBryan: mmmm sweet reward
Arclight_Dynamo: COOL BOX
hexy_lexy: ABC - Always Be Duping :p
MAPBoardgames: Phat stacks of potions.
KakuEpsilon: Bought them for 30, sold them for 136, not bad
PixelArtDragon: "Hang on, isn't this the Flamecast Brother Marc took?"
MAPBoardgames: Money doesn't take up inventory space
KakuEpsilon: *136 EACH, even.
Zalbaag: Now that you did the magic trainign can you read the book in the library?
Arclight_Dynamo: You skipped the Questor's View graveyard, if you wanna pick it up as you swing by.
MAPBoardgames: 3 sessions in, Beej is thinking about advancing the plot.
KakuEpsilon: No he isn't. :P
Negarretep: Gotta warn the prince about the assassination plot! You know... eventually
MAPBoardgames: Yar?
KakuEpsilon: Point blank Crossbow
KeytarCat: The ONE time you do overhead movement LUL
MAPBoardgames: Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
MAPBoardgames: A: Aye! Matey!
KakuEpsilon: Oh my god. *snrk*
Fanklok: can we ban MAPBoarsgames?
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames lrrWOW
PixelArtDragon: sergePun
KakuEpsilon: FINALLY
PixelArtDragon: So mayhaps we should repair Gorath's?
KakuEpsilon: Nah, if it breaks, then we can just glue a new bowstring to it
KakuEpsilon: And will take it up to 100%
MAPBoardgames: Kill the guy. Take his trousers. Mend the rip you put in it when you killed him. Put the trousers back on the corpse.
PixelArtDragon: Imagine someone coming along and taking a look at these bodies. "Huh, someone took off their armor, repaired it, and then just put it next to the body?"
thraximore: @PixelArtDragon this serial killer has a peculiar calling card...
MAPBoardgames: can you sell strings here?
Arclight_Dynamo: Nice.
PixelArtDragon: But what if... LESS than the lowest price?
MAPBoardgames: take 3 at that price?
djalternative: It's called, "I refuse to leave the store until you give me the price that I want"
MAPBoardgames: does this also enhance your weapon crafting?
edgiestick: "Krondor and the quest for more mo0ney" LUL
chesul: well, that's a tidy profit.
MaelstronSolenor: this is nuts
Lord_Hosk: I came here to see Beej Haggle for 40 minutes before buying something with his infinite money, not making infinite crossbows to make more infinite money.
thraximore: We have demonstrated a loop; our opponent must concede
SirMorek: We have demonstrated a loop, the opponent must concede
MAPBoardgames: Infinite money, the game must concede.
PixelArtDragon: Ah, the chat hive mind
KakuEpsilon: Conceding before Chapter 1
Juliamon: No
thraximore: @PixelArtDragon Ah, the chat hive mind
Spacepup: !loop
Easilycrazyhat: !findquote loop
LRRbot: Quote #3422: "His *** is in an infinite loop." —Beej [2016-07-20]
SirMorek: I'm pretty sure that's not one lrrJUDGE
Easilycrazyhat: Good enough
kat2kool: @thraximore lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Haggling is still on for Gorath.
Spacepup: Beej what were you doing to spawn that quote?
Juliamon: There's only two instances of "loop" in the responses, and both are about guns
PixelArtDragon: I mean, if you DO get robbed, isn't that taking from the rich at this point?
CaptainSpam: I forget; is this the sort of game where not using a skill makes it go DOWN after a while?
Negarretep: No, skills don't decrease unless you are wounded or drunk
MAPBoardgames: Adventurer economy is weird.
Lord_Hosk: "Something something infinite loop I don't know something something we win" -someone in lrr sometime I guess
KakuEpsilon: "Oh man, I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Haggle."
MAPBoardgames: In DnD, it isn't uncommon for the PCs to have wealth equivalent to the kingdom's GDP. Each.
KakuEpsilon: Or "Oh man, it hurts so bad I forgot how to stealth. ;n;"
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Lord_Hosk: lol
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHEATHER
Raiger: Surprise Heather
hexy_lexy: lol hey heather!
dougma: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
elynne: hi Heather! XD
KakuEpsilon: I also have my LRR Pride Shirt, it's so nice.
Spacepup: Bones etc etc.
mtvcdm: !clip
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Lord_Hosk: !store
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RockPusher: ♫ Secret Heather! Secret Heather! During the ad break! Secret secret secret secret Heather! ♫
SirMorek: Have you considered... A Commerce?
Bionull: Tokaido, the game of eating stuff slowly.
MAPBoardgames: FNF on Rhythm Cafe? Not Tiako?
RockPusher: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
SirMorek: Could you do 1d6 damage with them?
kat2kool: can confirm, it's quite heavy
Xenguin47: Is she advocating murder?
Spacepup: My wife has a pewter d20 that will wreck table.s
mtvcdm: Heather is best QVC
MAPBoardgames: d10s?
kat2kool: depends on the die
Easilycrazyhat: On a percentage die, I guess
RockPusher: It's a very solid dice case
Arclight_Dynamo: @Spacepup I've seen photos of a pair of d6s made of depleted uranium.
SirMorek: compsci dice would start at 0
elynne: roll 5d1
kat2kool: I have a die that's all 1s (it's actually a marble that I drew on)
MAPBoardgames: Remember when you could see people?
SirMorek: that was a very good "what's in the box"
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Easilycrazyhat: Rooms? With people? Madness.
elynne: bye Heather!
LurkerSpine: We need more Heather commercial voice overs
JarJarThinks: @SirMorek Damn now I want some zero-based dice
KakuEpsilon: I don't think we need more, but we want more.
RockPusher: Criminy! it's the Beej! Cheese it!
KakuEpsilon: Welcome Back Beej
kat2kool: Hi Beej! Nothing happened during the ad break, everything is fine
RockPusher acts aggressively nonchalant
KakuEpsilon: Someone get the guide for Beej and find out
txzen_: are we betrayed?
elynne: you have found... A SHED
KakuEpsilon: Secret Shoppo
MAPBoardgames: @txzen_ The real betrayal is the friends we made along the way.
elynne: so it doesn't need to take up inventory space
Fanklok: sounds like Morrowinds restocking vendor system
Lord_Hosk: You could sell it there... buy one, sell it at another store... and then have it available in every town you go to
KakuEpsilon: @Lord_Hosk Not all shops would buy it.
SirMorek: that'd probably be in the walkthrough if it did, right?
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Arclight_Dynamo tugs at his shirt collar
KakuEpsilon: Nice Weaponcraft.
chesul: is that crossbow better than the ones you have though? I'm assuming not.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not.
KakuEpsilon: Pirates, lads!
KakuEpsilon: I keep expecting Owyn to somehow miss and blind one of your guys
PixelArtDragon: @kakuepsilon He can do that with certain spells, such as Flamecast
KakuEpsilon: @PixelArtDragon Wasn't Flamecast an AOE?
PixelArtDragon: It's AoE after it hits the target
Hatty0: this game seems very fiddly with all the skill toggles
edgiestick: Yeah, it really does behave like a fireball
MAPBoardgames: I thought Monday had the vaguely erotic stream.
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Hatty0: one month for every year old I am
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KakuEpsilon: @edgiestick So what you're saying is we need to teach Owyn "Channel" so he can nuke the world.
PixelArtDragon: It shoots a ball of flame, and then anyone in a two-tile radius (including diagonal) get a percentage of the damage
zalamx: Wow, here's a classic game I haven't seen in years
KakuEpsilon: I have literally never not been turned around in this game as Beej has walked around.
KakuEpsilon: We're also running somewhat low on Rations, and we wouldn't want to get Irrational about things, would we?
Arclight_Dynamo: Locklear! Get it together, man!
KakuEpsilon: Locklear thinks we're playing XCom all of a sudden
PixelArtDragon: XCOM game out a year later that this, I wonder if there was any inspiration mechanics-wise
KakuEpsilon: Probably not.
Bionull: Good thing they have incense considering the rotting corpses outside.
KakuEpsilon: I mean, that's a great deal if the world was like Florida's temperature/humidity/miserableness.
MAPBoardgames: Hey! Beej has a cough switch.
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, is this a sidequest?
Negarretep: People complain about xcom hit chances but you can miss a 140% chance to hit in betrayal at krondor
Arclight_Dynamo: It's either do it now, write it down for later... or ignore it forever.
SirMorek: might you also find a temple and be able to warp back here at some other time?
KakuEpsilon: Wouldn't you just accidentally encounter the guy as you come back around?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, but we wouldn't remember what to do.
KakuEpsilon: Though I guess we're going Tanners down to Krondor?
Arclight_Dynamo: Livestock Salad
MAPBoardgames: hogdonkeys?
edgiestick: mixed animals
Lord_ZYRK: Like a slurry?
Lord_Hosk: a slurry if you will
KeytarCat: Whatrever animal Mystrery Meat is
KakuEpsilon: Ah yes, a Standard Mixture of Animals, I drink that every month.
chaostreader: Cow, Horse, person, Sheep, Pig. All the normal animals.
Arclight_Dynamo: No, you took that money as payment for sharpening his sword.
KakuEpsilon: He was trying to grow a Sword and Money tree.
Arclight_Dynamo: Stupid game, making us do things! We want to go *do* things!
Arclight_Dynamo: Woah.
SirMorek: oh no, shapes!
MAPBoardgames: Beej uses the corpses of bandits as road markers.
KakuEpsilon: What the hell is going on.
Lord_ZYRK: Fighting Polygon Team!
edgiestick: polygon puzzle fight
elynne: yeah I don't. that's... how you deal with traps? XD
Arclight_Dynamo: Leaf?
CaptainSpam: Rain?
MAPBoardgames: Rain?
KakuEpsilon: Rain
thraximore: cows
elynne: but will oft GET DOWN
SirMorek: leaf?
BrindleBoar: elynne utz utz utz
CaptainSpam: Dang, I kinda wanted to see if you could also spell leaf with that...
SirMorek: master puzzler
KakuEpsilon: Leaves can get up especially if you rub them with a Pfizer product
BrindleBoar: 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Arclight_Dynamo: Keep it 'til we grind up?
MAPBoardgames: You don't Don't need it
edgiestick: maybe it'll be useful later
KakuEpsilon: Of course
KakuEpsilon: Was that... three piles of money
CaptainSpam: "See, Carl? This IS a magic box! I leave weapons in here, come back after a while, and they're fixed! Explain THAT!"
BrindleBoar: I hope that one of these chests will have a "correct" solution and a "bad" solution that sets off a trap.
SirMorek: three piles of money *and a little exp*
thraximore: @CaptainSpam hahaha
KakuEpsilon: @BrindleBoar That's so evil, I kind of love it.
serramarkov: G'night Beej, Heather, Mods and chat, it's almost 2am for me and I'm finally sleepy. Thank you!
KakuEpsilon: Goodnight, have a good sleep
MAPBoardgames: A 6 month old magician?
MAPBoardgames: Night @serramarkov
elynne: oh no, Vaermina
Lord_ZYRK: MAPBoardgames these magic robes are full of BABIES
KakuEpsilon: "Locklear no! Those are Arrows of Backstabbing!"
CaptainSpam: His day temporarily remains un-ruined.
BrindleBoar: all wizards are just three kids with a fake beard
heartofgoldfish: not used to these late night lrr streams
BrindleBoar: that's why they wear robes, trenchcoats weren't invented yet
heartofgoldfish: lrr after dark
Fanklok: what if one of the kids is a dwarf
KakuEpsilon: @heartofgoldfish Beejstreams are late night because Beej lives on Japan Time.
MAPBoardgames: These bandits had the poisoned rations because they were sick of people stealing their lunches.
KakuEpsilon: Either that, or they were trying to gain an immunity to the poison.
KakuEpsilon: There were only two dudes.
MAPBoardgames: I don't know what he said, but it sounded insulting.
Lord_Hosk: I bet its a teleportation device about to take you to a leisure suit larry game.
Lord_Hosk: I was WAY off
jamesk902: Elhedel are the other eleves aren't they?
hexy_lexy: baka?! must be a tsundere :p
KakuEpsilon: Oh no, it's this guy.
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh.
chaostreader: We should have turned on our combat skills.
MAPBoardgames: Owen bounced colored circles back round 1
Arclight_Dynamo: NICE
KakuEpsilon: Oh, that sparkly thing made it so Owyn couldn't cast on his first turn.
SK__Ren: nice
hexy_lexy: nice
edgiestick: nice
SirMorek: nice
Lord_Hosk: and you win the game!
Lord_ZYRK: LATE NIGHT SPELL FIGHT LATE NIGHT SPELL FIGHT
KakuEpsilon: Does this mean that the Priests will be able to sleep now?
SirMorek: +1 spell fight
hexy_lexy: @Lord_ZYRK LART NART SPART FART
MAPBoardgames: "No matter how subtle the sorcerer, a knife between the shoulder blades will severely cramp their style."
Hadhayosh: where did you find this treasure? I have vague memories of playing this 20ish years ago
KakuEpsilon: @Hadhayosh In the back of a Book, on a shelf in a store, multiple copies has this Beej.
edgiestick: I only have a soft cover copy :(
Hadhayosh: might pick it up on steam to get me some of that nostalgia
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, it's currently seven bucks CAD on GoG. And that includes the sequel.
chaostreader: Gorath might need armor repair.
chaostreader: He took like 3 attacks for 6 damage.
MAPBoardgames: I imagine this fight is really tough if you just head down to Krondor like the game told you to.
Electrodyne: But had things are gonna happen in krondor
KakuEpsilon: @Electrodyne Almost like some sort of Betrayal or something
Electrodyne: Yeah!
PixelArtDragon: Oh wow, I blinked and missed the barn fight
SK__Ren: You don't suppose this is the same guy causing people to not sleep?
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we go kill a farmer and get our ten gold back?
hexy_lexy: betrayal?!?! but we havent even gotten to krondor!!!
jamesk902: betrayal at or about Krondor
SK__Ren: So reward?
PixelArtDragon: The barn fight is supposed to be the hardest fight of chapter 1 if you follow the normal route (but doing sidequests along the way)
edgiestick: Owyn...
hexy_lexy: owyn please
KakuEpsilon: Owyn's a Magic Nerd, what can we do.
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm level nineteen!" Kappa
thraximore: "You only case Despair They Eyes anyway, kid."
KakuEpsilon: "Owyn, did you get a blowjob too?"
DuMaNue: man I remember reading the book series this game was based on
KakuEpsilon: No, we got Hocho's Haven
KakuEpsilon: We had Gift Of Sung last stream, that's the healing.
Arclight_Dynamo: Hocho's Haven: Shields target from damage
MAPBoardgames: Weren't you going to teleport?
chesul: wait, Gift of Sung. can you make androids have emotions?
richard_ermen: The more Beej delves into what BaK does, the more I get confused from this game and understand how I could never have got this when I was a 10y old Oo
KakuEpsilon: @chesul Nah, Androids haven't been invented yet.
chesul: KakuEpsilon haven't they, or is it just that Sung is the only one who can make them? XD
KakuEpsilon: @chesul They're called Golems right now. We have to put points into Metalcraft to get them classed up.
Negarretep: It's just like an extra health pool
KakuEpsilon: Or is it Brak Noor
Negarretep: Skin of the Dragon is the one that makes you completely immune to magic damage
MAPBoardgames: Right at the 4-way
MAPBoardgames: Left
MAPBoardgames: Left at the 4-way
hexy_lexy: i honestly love how into this PiF you are beej, the joy you get by playing this is so wonderful
MAPBoardgames: I got my R&L mixed up
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes!
edgiestick: LUL
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
83 raiders from wiggins have joined!
chesul: KakuEpsilon I'd classify most Golems as robots, not on the same level as Data or Lore.
Karfsma778: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
hexy_lexy: hey Chatt!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: Whuddup, Catthew!
p_johnston: hello.
Arclight_Dynamo: *Chatthew, even
CaptainSpam: It's Chatthew James Wiggity!
LightingExpert13: hello raiders and welcome
Lord_Hosk: Very few things do like fire
KakuEpsilon: @chesul Golems ->Robots -> Androids -> Data-Class Androids
wiggins: hello!
KakuEpsilon: Hello~
wiggins: Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker
KeytarCat: [M/Ch]att!
Karfsma778: We were playing a rerelease of a PSP game, it's not that difference!
KakuEpsilon: Peacewalker? Nice!
Electrodyne: It has all the colors though!
KakuEpsilon: I loved Peacewalker, especially the Monster Hunter crossover
CaptainSpam: Clearly.
Electrodyne: obviously
Electrodyne: plainly
SirMorek: simply
CaptainSpam: Trade Mares?
Arclight_Dynamo: Mares
p_johnston: I might steal these for my games.
Electrodyne: indubitably
Arclight_Dynamo: Yo!
KakuEpsilon: Pointy Stiiiick
edgiestick: free super armor? Worth coming back for sure
Lord_Hosk: Find an abandoned airstrip in western canada
KakuEpsilon: Also yeah, Finally we upgrade Locklear for even more absurd armor
Lord_Hosk: oh that didnt fit
HundreydAundre: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
HundreydAundre: Aw, sweet! Gimmie!
SirMorek: Man, hand-and-a-half sword is a term i haven't thought about in a while
KakuEpsilon: "I'll turn on barding so I can sing this sword better!" "No, Gorath, that's not how it works."
Arclight_Dynamo: Cool cool!
zalamx: Sure thing Beej
Naarius hunkers down.
jibkat: Having fun!
Electrodyne: Nobody move. The Beej is attracted to movement
hexy_lexy: i ADORE beej's love and enthusiasm for this game
SirMorek: i gotta "gnight" outta here, but this has been a real fun stream. Thanks Beej and Heather!
jibkat: Wait, does that mean we should move more Electrodyne ?
Fanklok: but I have work to do i can't just sit here
MAPBoardgames: g'night @SirMorek
TheMerricat: this is the 90's gameplay I remember.... "Do I go to bed so I'll be awake for school or play another hour?" :D
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
jibkat: A wild Heather appears
jibkat: Its supper effective
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
edgiestick: HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
chesul: oh hey, it's a screencap from the spider episode.
misterrootbeer: a ghost?
flufff42: lrrHEATHER
Trashweazel: so spoopy
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEATHER lrrSPOOP
Trashweazel: but informative
hexy_lexy: lrrHEATHER
kat2kool: Oh I have such ghost shirt needs
misterrootbeer: spoopy ghosts
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Xenguin47: Are commercial ghosts the ghosts of dead commercials or ghosts who narrate commercials?
TheMerricat: lol
jibkat: A hole Minuet!
Excalibur_1867_: Too bad youtube wont see this
mtvcdm: !clip
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chesul: Xenguin47 why not both?
TheMerricat: This is why Beej and Heather are best couple :)
jibkat: space goats?
Whisle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Whisle: uuhuhuuhuuu commercial ghost is here uuuuuhuuuuu
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kat2kool: my ghost has exquisite taste
chesul: Xenguin47 the ghosts of commercials, who narrate other unrelated commercials, as though they're their own!
Cheezmo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Cheezmo: numbers and stuff, yo
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Trashweazel: i cant argue with that
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Fanklok: heather sounds like an agdq host
BrindleBoar: bye Heather
MAPBoardgames: Cam looks so thoughtful in that screen cap, playing HeroQuest
Xenguin47: Been, thank god you're back! We were haunted!
Xenguin47: Been*
kat2kool: Whoo!
hexy_lexy: WOOT
jibkat: STRAP IN AND FEEL THE BEEJS
Excalibur_1867_: Sweet!
RockPusher: Beej has returned by special permission of the ghost of advertising!
KakuEpsilon: Heck yeah, stream extension.
Xenguin47: Beej* stupid autocorrect
jamesk902: That does sound prudent.
MAPBoardgames: Beej can't be stopped. Except by Heather. and fire, probably.
hexy_lexy: extra beej is always a good day
KakuEpsilon: I mean Heather has been popping in literally every commercial break, Beej.
misterrootbeer: did Beej scare the ghost away?
KakuEpsilon: I think he married the ghost at some point.
misterrootbeer: spoopy
jibkat: spooky
KakuEpsilon: "Hey, so I came back to ask if I could help you with that woman giving birth?"
KakuEpsilon: "I mean I have this really sweet sword and..."
MAPBoardgames: You cannot rest, there are enemies near.
jibkat: savage
Fanklok: he hath slain me mother
chesul: remember kids, don't fire your flaming crossbows blind.
KakuEpsilon: Especially if your flaming arrows are "Arrows of Backstabbing."
Fanklok: I'll shoot my flaming crossbow however I damn well please
hexy_lexy: eww, normal ass-rations?! :p
KakuEpsilon: I mean, I've had Meals Ready To Eat before, and they are pretty much Normal Ass-Rations.
Fanklok: eating ass is right on brand for beej
SK__Ren: stairs
hexy_lexy: stairs?
flufff42: Stocks?
KakuEpsilon: Chat is ridiculously good at Riddles
Kipstar: See-saw!
zalamx: I loved these riddle chests, I used the concept in my D&D games on occasion
Arclight_Dynamo: Are poison bolts better than flame bolts?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. God no, they are not.
Fanklok: would you rather be poisoned or on fire?
KakuEpsilon: But if you light the poison on fire...
hexy_lexy: @Fanklok no
jibkat: why not both?
SK__Ren: @KakuEpsilon Lets be fair, this isn't Kings Quest 6
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
hexy_lexy: lol thanks heather
kat2kool: lunarj1Heart
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon Same company though, isn't it?
hexy_lexy: yeah, KQ is Sierra
raze667: what is a "pick lock"? <,<
Arclight_Dynamo: A "picklock" is a lockpick.
KakuEpsilon: It's what you use to Lock Pick, obviously
KakuEpsilon: Well, actually, Picklock is the proper term for it. It's a pick that is meant to work on a lock
KakuEpsilon: as opposed to a Guitar Pick, or a Nose pick
raze667: man.... I can't imagine playing a game that's tied into one of my favorite fantasy book series. It must have been wild back in the day
jibkat: sell the poison?
SK__Ren: @raze667 I want a Dragon Riders of Pern game tbh. Would be so sick.
kakmize: I see the object/money glitch has worked wonders
raze667: @SK__Ren the pern books are the ones I skipped. They were too much of a "girl's book" when I was in middle school. >.< hahah
Fanklok: Beej has infinity dollars, and I'm fairly certain he's still being frugal
PixelArtDragon: @raze667 I'm pretty sure that playing BaK got me to read a bunch of the Midkemia novels
KakuEpsilon: @Fanklok He coudl literally drain what he has on four items, so it's not infinity.
Fanklok: there's always pick locks in the container stand
raze667: :) I got into Feist when I read Shadow of a Dark Queen. Then I went backward. Good stuff!
MAPBoardgames: get the waypoint for teleporting?
SK__Ren: @raze667 I mean there is like 17 of them. Some are a little light novel-ish, but the core Trilogies were pretty dark and serious.
SK__Ren: Might not have found the right ones.
raze667: well keep in mind I read my very first one of them back in like 2000. I wasn't very impressed at the time. And kept reading my weiss and robert jordan books :)
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we've been here... Kappa
MAPBoardgames: If you never go to Krondor, you never need to worry about swapping out party members.
kakmize: Robert Jordan certainly had some ideas about how men and women interact.
CaptainSpam: "Man, forget this quest, we're starting a band!"
lonlycracker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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KakuEpsilon: OH NO
KakuEpsilon: Oh he's not going to try to kill us
LightingExpert13: wow
Lord_ZYRK: Too real
LightingExpert13: didn't expect that answer.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep. Just look at all this snow.
PixelArtDragon: We finally reached a "boundary" of where you can go in the chapter
LightingExpert13: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah its totally blizzarding out
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo This game can't afford the color white, silly.
CaptainSpam: The Teeth of the World lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PixelArtDragon: TEETH
KakuEpsilon: Dr. Teeth?
MAPBoardgames: Landscape, and bandits!
MAPBoardgames: Fireball?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, dip, that's a lot of guys.
MAPBoardgames: Is that each or divided?
PixelArtDragon: It can lower their stats
MAPBoardgames: But... they were in fireball formation!
MAPBoardgames: These dudes have more than 50 but less than 90 HP. A fireball could help.
MAPBoardgames: Oh. Divided. That makes fireball hot garbage then.
Halabast subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
Halabast: Now do the hero thing where you loot all the bodies.
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edgiestick: Early game that's like stabbing yourself in the chest
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, I'm with Beej on the no casting there. It uh.. doesn't sound worth it.
PixelArtDragon: Flamecast isn't divided. You target one enemy and if it hits, it deals full damage, and then 1/4 or 1/3 the damage to enemies within two tiles
edgiestick: @PixelArtDragon This is how I remember that spell working. It's been a looong time though...
MAPBoardgames: I just like fireballs. laynaUwU
KakuEpsilon: @MAPBoardgames They are pretty... hot. :D
Vector_Zero subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
Vector_Zero: Ah, Krondor. The game I had to use a download manager to spread 10MB across multiple dial up sessions.
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MAPBoardgames: This is still funny. Kill the guys, fix their stuff, leave it.
Vector_Zero: it sends a warning to the next mob
Arclight_Dynamo: Audio is good.
wildpeaks: audio sounds fine, no worries
KakuEpsilon: @Vector_Zero "These guys have better armor than we do, and their weapons are hardly used. Did they die of a heart attack!?"
MAPBoardgames: New tree sprites. Fancy.
Vector_Zero: "Theres a fatal wound under intact armour. Fight we ghosts?"
vandristine: wait a minute what is this, is this an underground lrr stream it's almost 2am where I'm at
Vector_Zero: LRR rrfter drrk
KakuEpsilon: @vandristine Play It Forward with Beej is an all night affair, because Beej sleeps differently than most humans.
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, Beej keeps a late schedule, and has gone a bit long.
MAPBoardgames: We're in PiF overtime
vandristine: fair, I also sleep differently than most humans
Halabast: A good sign he likes the game
Fanklok: Beej in the mid 90's: I stayed up all night playing krondor
Fanklok: Beej now: I stayed up all night streaming krondor
wildpeaks: *sings "a big iron (broadsword) at his hip"
KakuEpsilon: "We can get you a Cask of Ale, would that be enough?"
MAPBoardgames: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
MAPBoardgames: A: Because that was the quest; it was worth 35xp.
vandristine: yeah ale is essentially grain in a different form
djalternative: Krondor's worth it.
PenguinEmperor: Good morning Beej
wildpeaks: @MAPBoardgames :D
KakuEpsilon: @MAPBoardgames Only 35XP? what a ripoff.
Halabast: Found it in a bush, it has to be good for you!
wildpeaks: oh good
Fanklok: in every road there are two bushes
vandristine: quick, give them our poisoned rations
accountmadeforants: Oh, the ambush sizes have gone up a bit, I see
KakuEpsilon: @accountmadeforants All encounters up here seem to be a lot of folks.
edgiestick: "Oh god of the bush, what do you have for us weary adventurers?" "Oh, just some poison berries"
MAPBoardgames: This is either the white lotus blossom, which makes a delectable tea. Or it's a white dragon flower, which is a deadly poison.
CaptainSpam: Owyn starts doing a Benny Hill routine all over the battlefield...
accountmadeforants: edgiestick Is it tasty poison?
Fanklok: Is it game over if one party member dies or is this final Fantasy rules
LightingExpert13: chat, in this game if a character dies they are done or just unconscious?
CaptainSpam: If I recall, a downed party member is brought back at like 1HP after the battle.
KakuEpsilon: @Fanklok We nearly killed Owyn eariler on, but then had a Full Party Wipe today.
MAPBoardgames: Do you mean the trapped chest that Beej said was trapped before opening it?
edgiestick: @accountmadeforants Probably, those berries probably looked pretty good
KakuEpsilon: Seems that guy also got berry bushes
Arclight_Dynamo: "Mmmm... forbidden doughnut..."
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Fanklok: poison? what'll it do kill me?
saucemaster5000: Holy moly randomly checked before bed -- still live eh? Hope everyone is having fun
Featherweight_: Sometimes you hangry
accountmadeforants: Ah, fellow visitors of The Bush.
PixelArtDragon: There's also a quest where you need poison rations (or a way to poison normal rations)
MAPBoardgames: Like day old cheap Mexican food. You know it'll make you sick, but you don't have to prepare anything.
wildpeaks: plant: *produces poison*, human: mm spicy
edgiestick: I remember it took me several attempts at this game before I figured out that rations could be poisoned or spoiled. Kept dying in chapter 1
edgiestick: I was like, 10 though
accountmadeforants: edgiestick It's also hidden in the flavour text area.
KakuEpsilon: "Wow, this guy has like 4 bows on him." "Yeah, that's Four Bow Jackson."
Lord_Hosk: People read game manuals?
wildpeaks: back in the day, yes
MAPBoardgames: Yeah. On the car ride home from the software store.
KakuEpsilon: I still read manuals.
accountmadeforants: Game manuals were as much part of the game as the game itself, at that point.
Lord_Hosk: Oh yeah, on the way home from the store, but never again after that.
KakuEpsilon: I love Game Manuals, shame they are not a thing anymore.
Arclight_Dynamo: The Alpha Centauri manual is the best I ever read. It had a *novella* in it.
MAPBoardgames: I still have a small pile of video game manuals.
KakuEpsilon: This box is gonna kill us
saucemaster5000: the game manual for link to the past and chrono trigger were works of art for me back in the day
Arclight_Dynamo: 98% emerald i deece.
Arclight_Dynamo: *is
Fanklok: do the gog and steam versions come with a pdf of the manual?
accountmadeforants: Some game manuals also treated video games a bit more like board games: "Here's a bunch of abstract mechanics and pieces, and here's what it all *means* and how it works"
KakuEpsilon: "we wouldn't need to camp so much if someone would stop getting hit and stop missing all the time... GORATH."
Arclight_Dynamo: @Fanklok Even if not, the manual is easy to find online.
edgiestick: I seem to recall the manual for this game being full of descriptions and such
Lord_Hosk: The only time I had a game manual outside of the box it came in was on the ride home or if it had the words for the CD key in it "turn to page 16 the first word of the second paragraph"
PixelArtDragon: Strength is the yellow one
HarmonisedMelody: Sububuversery! Good luck with the game!
jibkat: Good old backstab
CaptainSpam: Arrows of Backstabbing. Gets 'em every time.
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jibkat: "and THATS FOR STEALING MY WIFE"
PixelArtDragon: What's interesting about the combat in BaK is that due to stamina and health being the same pool and health affecting stats, it's okay to ignore an enemy that's still up if you know their health is low.
jibkat: Makes sense, whos the bigger threat; the fresh guy, or the one whos near death
Arclight_Dynamo: Only to have to do it again for the next character.
MAPBoardgames: Then when the party switches, Beej get two new characters with 35% for their best stats.
jibkat: spoilers!
theinvisiblevoice: "it's cool this game rewards me for taking particular care with my character's actions" "I wish taking such care weren't so tedious" seems fine
saucemaster5000: the repetition of inane tasks is part of why people play games, streamlining everything is not always the goal
KakuEpsilon: Say what
KakuEpsilon: Probably for... FORKING around.
PixelArtDragon: Tuning fork makes trolls flee
edgiestick: I don't think I ever figured out what it is for
Lord_Hosk: For eating a meal that is in tune
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, wanna know what it does?
accountmadeforants: It's for getting that *shwing* sound juuuust right when you unsheathe your sword.
MAPBoardgames: @Lord_Hosk Tuning fish sammiches?
Arclight_Dynamo: Tuning Fork: Makes trolls run away.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, exactly that.
KakuEpsilon: @Lord_Hosk Man, I would love a Tuna Fish Sandwich right now. ;3;
saucemaster5000: trolls hate the movie franchise pitch perfect
Arclight_Dynamo: Can you create a new dirctory?
hexy_lexy: it makes trolls flee? perfect to use against twitch chat! :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Nice. :D
PixelArtDragon: Does that mean the mods all have tuning forks because they make the trolls run away?
MAPBoardgames: 21
Arclight_Dynamo: That's silly.
CaptainSpam: Oh, right, Sierra games had a per-directory limit of savegames.
accountmadeforants: Everyone knows folders can only hold 21 files.
Arclight_Dynamo: Now, is there a limit on the number of save directories we can have?
theinvisiblevoice: guess it gives you an easy out to switch to 3 digit saves at 100 at least
MAPBoardgames: It's probably a courtesy to keep your save games from filling up your HDD
jibkat: lootin lootin lootin
KakuEpsilon: "I'm going to try to haggle this box open."
jibkat: "hey you, open up, kings business"
PixelArtDragon: @kakuepsilon Using Rhetoric to open a storage container?
KakuEpsilon: @PixelArtDragon I mean, I was just poking fun at the fact that Beej accidentally selected "Haggling" instead of "Lockpicking."
accountmadeforants: MAPBoardgames Having bogged down the Tyranny save file browser with my stagger saves, I can understand why.
PixelArtDragon: @kakuepsilon I was referring to something you can do in Disco Elysium
jibkat: No its Guds' store
Mashamino: Gud's Goods?
KakuEpsilon: @PixelArtDragon Ah, shoot, I should play that.
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
accountmadeforants: "A slightly larger crossbow? That's absurd! I have no use for those, bring me only smaller crossbows."
jibkat: Guds is not a large man
MAPBoardgames: They're selling furs down at Guds? No, there's just some swords that are "fur sale"
rhapsodyblue92: "However next week the're selling pelts, look for the 'fur rent' sign"
CaptainSpam: Bard'd!!!
KakuEpsilon: WHOA
KakuEpsilon: 110 Sovereigns?!
pandorathetransformer: You all are still awake?
TomBomb10071: Up late there Beejy boy rooAww
KakuEpsilon: That's double the last In
KakuEpsilon: Innnnn
KakuEpsilon: Something like that
TacitusVigil: Ooooh, free boots!
jibkat: Did you just STEAL from the inn?
accountmadeforants: That barrel probably belonged to the innkeeper?
MAPBoardgames: There
Lord_Hosk: Im sorry... thats the tavernkeepers money
accountmadeforants: Or it's a very optimistic tip jar.
KakuEpsilon: I think it said Goroth strummed the Lute there instaed of Owyn
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Beej!
TomBomb10071: Oh did I manage to come right in at the end? I do that often rooDerp
TomBomb10071: rooHi love your hair bud though!
djalternative: gracias beej
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the adventures
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm enjoying the heck out of this. Thanks for streaming!
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Tokaido?
MAPBoardgames: There's a guy standing over a pit toilet throwing dollar bills into the hole. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied "I dropped a quarter in there and I'll be damned if I go in there for just a quarter."
theinvisiblevoice: "tomorrow"
djalternative: tokaido... if it works
pandorathetransformer: good morning/night everybody!
RockPusher: Good work on the DVDs/Blu-rays lrrHEART
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wildpeaks: yeah the email was a surprise :D
jibkat: =o
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Lord_ZYRK: Emails of fulfillment :O
wildpeaks: "blitz, blitz?"
RockPusher: LRRoptical media
TacitusVigil: Did you just copy them over old DVDs of Tango & Cash? They're cheaper than blank DVDs.
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: late night krondor?
Lord_ZYRK: Just wrapping up
TomBomb10071: Yep rooSip
RockPusher: Thank you Beej - sleep well mattlrSleep lrrHEART
Mangledpixel: hehe, no worries, just not used to seeing LRR live when I start work :)
MAPBoardgames: Beejtrayal at Krondor
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Phailhammer: cya :)
HarmonisedMelody: Have yourself a very merry Beejmas
jibkat: Thanks for the stream B!
MAPBoardgames: Don't lick strangers.
Lord_Hosk: WOOOOO!
RockPusher: Thank the advertising ghost for us lunarj1Heart lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: Night all
Mangledpixel: sleep well <3
jibkat: So spooky that ghost
TacitusVigil: @MAPBoardgames UNLESS you get consent first.
HarmonisedMelody: Licking strangers if ok if you've both had your 2nd shot right?
Lord_ZYRK: except for you morning people DansGame
HarmonisedMelody: Or do you need to wait a few weeks??
accountmadeforants: Good night people in other time zones.
Lord_ZYRK: TacitusVigil I feel like if they're strangers giving you consent to lick, it might still be a bad idea
jibkat: Putting the strange in stranger
jibkat: Or is it the other way around?
Lord_ZYRK: 🤔
TacitusVigil: @Lord_ZYRK Probabl.
TacitusVigil: Even probably. :P