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Greypelt: Magic Magic Magic Magic!
paronomasiac042: Magic magic?
Zappeljakob: Magic Magic, Magic! Magic Magic.
v_nome: Plains, steppe lynx.
paronomasiac042: Mountain, bolt, go
Sunmare_Dragon: hi
paronomasiac042: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Gladiator! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (57s ago).
paronomasiac042: Damn, 57 seconds late
djalternative: mountain, bolt, go is a thing you can do now. I'm excited for gladiator with the MA in
paronomasiac042: Very yes. So many new and interesting things to do!
v_nome: I'm here to see somebody deck themself with tainted pact and lose.
djalternative: they have pact-oricel now too
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Nogrid: gladiator should be fun
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HundreydAundre: !card everquill phoenix
LRRbot: Everquill Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/4] | Mutate {3}{R} / Flying / Whenever this creature mutates, create a red artifact token named Feather with "{1}, Sacrifice Feather: Return target Phoenix card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped."
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HundreydAundre: This is the first I've seen it on draft!
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DarkMorford: Oh yeah, I should eat a food. That would be good.
HundreydAundre: Codie's Approach
bentbranch: If he's not, I'm quitting the Digimon Card Game forever.
HundreydAundre: The Dragon's Prequel
MegaDosX: Man, I love Wheeler's stream intros
wolvsbane: LoL Adam
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hd_dabnado: !gladiator
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RomanGoro: Did Adam got sold to One Direction?
bentbranch: @MegaDosX I think my favorite he ever did was the "Being Trapped In The Computer" one.
wtrob: Nailed it 👍
matthaus_c: _hello_
goombalax: We're the show!
MegaDosX: I guess Adam's not going to be able to Natural Order into Hoof again this week
xantos69: Surge: most likely member or LRR to be in a boy band.
northos: this is OUR fault?
ghyllnox: lrrPAUL
bentbranch: @xantos69 I'd listen to Barista Five.
superdude097: If a stream is Live in a forest, does it have an audience?
noSmokeFire: I love that LRR's patreon slogan is: "You're giving US money? For THIS??"
NotCainNorAbel: It has sure already paid for itself
xantos69: @bentbranch And their hit single "Hot Coffee"
bentbranch: @xantos69 That'd be KEEN.
wolvsbane: Adam looks a bit ghostly
BusTed: tqsShrug
noSmokeFire: spreadsheets always lie, wheeler
MegaDosX: Five colour bad stuff? That's every five colour deck I've ever made!
HundreydAundre: No, you're not...??
bentbranch: #BlameExcel
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Juliamon: Adam's just got that glossy vaseline camera
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: could be both are lying I agree with adam
matthaus_c: no half-measures, waltuh!
electra310: People have said it's Five Color Bad Stuff in the shipments
Favre_the_Undead: like you just don't care
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MegaDosX: Do we have decklists yet?
Countjondi: you can't spell gladiator without GLAD
mitomanox: 2020Glitchy ResidentSleeper
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noSmokeFire: paper magic? It'll never catch on
matthaus_c: just gotta keep track of that legality list
bentbranch: Oh man, I can't wait to play Gladiator on my TI-87 Calculator.
BusTed: Pause for laughter...
Juliamon: MegaDosX We have a command for that! (But no.)
Drathak: Pause for laughs...
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
hd_dabnado: !gladiator
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YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
BjjBrain: Cricket cricket
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Yeah, the tricky part for Gladiator in paper is how vague the definition for Historic is
xantos69: I gave you a half heated chuckle.
hd_dabnado: banlist here^
TheWriterAleph: Like a beautiful baby bird falling out of the nest.
ElektroTal: let it lie, let it die, same diff
bentbranch: Wheeler, you got a half "Heh" from me, does that count?
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Yeah I know about the command, just wasn't sure if you guys had them yet. Thanks for the response!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: if you ban everything not in the deck then deckbuilding becomes really easy
bentbranch: You're telling me Yawgmoth's Will is banned in Gladiator?! It's not even worth playing!
NarishmaReborn: what did poor squire do to this format
noSmokeFire: I don't fear the format that bans 10,000 cards, I fear the format that bans 1 card 10,000 times
Countjondi: isn't the actual ban list like 5 cards?
NotCainNorAbel: Ban Forest, way too powerful
SnackPak_: Ben is good at the nod and smile
MegaDosX: I mean, makes sense Emrakul is banned
hd_dabnado: stretching!
Loonatic93: Oko is banned? But why?
SnowbirdMike: Thnaks paul
ElektroTal: free prime time you cowards!
bentbranch: This. Better. Be. Five. Color. Top Lane.
YeetTheRich_: save us from the bit
everybody1982: That means Storm Crow is banned
CyberFive: Yes, play a format where everything is banned. Everyone plays 0-card deck. The ultimate budget format.
hd_dabnado: oh yes
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noSmokeFire: wheeler grunted to turn up his audio and my stream crashed :D
LinearGif: stupid sexy sfx
xantos69: Um...I vote Wheeler does the sfx
lirazel64: So... Twitch never tells me when this is starting.
MegaDosX: Wait, you haven't played the omelette minigame in Arena yet Serge?
Glaciopolimer: dup! dup! dup! sssssssssss
JocelyneAnne: This is amazing
hd_dabnado: serge is very loud
circusofkirkus: YES OF COURSE
BjjBrain: YES!!!!!!
bvorhies: Nice!!!
NotCainNorAbel: Purple Rain!
SnowBuddy18: of course
Simonark: I assume "Purple" and "Rain" must come up
SnowBuddy18: "Purple rain"
LadyAiluros: I only want to see you standing in that Purple Rain
Loonatic93: It's Minnesota's State Anthem. (Probably.)
Favre_the_Undead: I've never heard it or any other prince song
BjjBrain: It's also a great movie! lol
MegaDosX: So looks like Serge is on +1/+1 counters
LinearGif: It turns out I actually only know Purple Haze
bentbranch: Violet Precipitation, Violet Precipitation!
MegaDosX: I was wrong!
ElektroTal: serge is finally playing commander
Flyingdelorion: I did'nt meant to cause you trouble I think is the first line?
Simonark: I know the Purple People Eater?
Sogheim: does Serge have a flying Codie???
grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
superdude097: Is it Prismari?
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NotCainNorAbel: really thought Wheeler was going for the conced buttong
TheWooglie: is the game blurry for anyone else?
bentbranch: @Sogheim No it's the Prismari book.
Qvdv: @elektrotal just without the commander
Sogheim: @bentbranch oh. I"m sad now.
Loonatic93: Izzet Prismari? Yes, it is!
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm just always looking for a format for Hero on Precint One. What options does Galdiator have?
HundreydAundre: Serge's Grrite Deck...
Flyingdelorion: Thanx Kathleen!
Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
BjjBrain: Chocolate rain!
HundreydAundre: Vs. Ben's Rredlu Deck....
MegaDosX: Yeah Magmatic Channeler's great
SnowbirdMike: Are we high enough for Purple Rain Karaoke?
Oriion_: Im blue dabadee dabada, Im Blie dabadee dabade?
gkgaming5: Notion Raaain
Simonark: Paul knows song lyrics! He must know ALL song lyrics!
MegaDosX: It's a house in my Historic burn deck
electra310: What was the messed-up card?
TheWooglie: ooh that fixed it
xantos69: Somebody get working on "Purple Chocolate Rain" I'll take half a dozen!
TabbyLavalamp: Isn't Rihanna's Umbrella an answer song?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL that should be better res gameplay
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Zappeljakob: 80 vs 18
MegaDosX: You mean Batroc the leaper?
SrMuskrat: Interplanetarypurpleythorny dragon
TheWooglie: @LoadingReadyRun Yes it is thanks
NotCainNorAbel: thanks paul
superdude097: Despite his age, Barrin does not have old-man strength
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FurthestChunk: let's tutor up our time wizard to make our baby dragon big
A_Dub888: You may have a baby dragon, but do you have a time wizard?
Max_Mckayful: Woooooo, Happy Friday all
Max_Mckayful: Imagine playing the face of a format....
Simonark: This is surgery.
Loonatic93: How would you cast black mana with that elf?
superdude097: !card incubation druid
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If Incubation Druid has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
petertrout: wait what's gladiator?
MegaDosX: !gladiator
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Tingeltangelibach: Yay! Gladiator time!
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YeetTheRich_: !quote gladiator
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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xXRealGamerThaigeXx: quick cast the spells
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Loonatic93: Serge, if you can't cast black spells now, Incubation Druid won't help you!
northos: !findquote gladiator
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
noSmokeFire: not the top end NotLikeThis
asthanius: Turns out Serge has no swamps
BjjBrain: I stand by my mistakes too :)
patricklickman: This is why we Bo3!
ballesta25: Did you remember to update the manabase when you added black?
SnowbirdMike: Later Serge realizes he forgot swamps in his deck.
ashaffer1234: just got here. is this the first match up?
Favre_the_Undead: do you have swamps?
YeetTheRich_: serge you angered james by not knowing the lyrics to purple rain
noSmokeFire: @ashaffer1234 yup
Simonark: Serge is amazed?
HundreydAundre: Serge's.... Bl-een-ite Deck?
MegaDosX: How ironic!
ashaffer1234: sweet ty
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Fozzy1203: 38months! Love this format, what a day to celebrate
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electra310: This was a rough round
MegaDosX: Sideboarding is an admission of defeat Wheeler!
Favre_the_Undead: oh, you do have swamps
TheWooglie: what does hosier mean?
gkgaming5: That was smooth!
Loonatic93: Isn't Hosier that Irish bloke who sang, "Take Me To Church?"
YeetTheRich_: hard mull for tibalts treachery
Fruan: Don't do what Serge does is the best mulligan strat,
Drathak: kinda choppy
djalternative: always just mull down to 1 for max chaos
Flyingdelorion: @Loonatic93 Haha yes and it's one of my fabourites!
HundreydAundre: Writes down, Faithless Looting?
MegaDosX: Oh man, Conspiracy Theorist? I love that card
A_Dub888: !findquote powerful magic
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Fruan: Conspiracy Theorist plus Faithless Looting was going to be so good.
Loonatic93: That Old Man... Down the Road.
BjjBrain: LOL
ElektroTal: oh my god
asthanius: You're not my real conspiracy theorist!
DHAnubis: This got dark?
Simonark: Cat's in the Cradle has broken out in the middle of this game
Loonatic93: Shivam!
Loonatic93: Hi!
ElektroTal: "Just remember, he loves me, it's just the 5g that's changing him"
asthanius: dear god
TabbyLavalamp: Serge has the correct number of 17 lands in his deck, right?
BjjBrain: @ElektroTal LOL!!
verzegcaio: @loadingreadyrun hello everyone and chat. how are you today? hope you're doing well.
Tingeltangelibach: @wheeler what do you think about a free mulligan in Gladiator, if the client offered the setting?
asthanius: "Do it for Melissa, Greg. You can love a lizard-person son."
MegaDosX: I wonder if Conspiracy Theorist would've been better than the Warboss for the Banishing Light.
gkgaming5: I think phones are actually making us more disconnected
MegaDosX: I guess we'll see if Wheeler uses its ability
Mattmitchell45: Got my Wisdom Teeth out today. But recovering well!
HundreydAundre: wut
TheWriterAleph: pitching the ox? on stream??
Simonark: Putting the cards down on a random table without casting them beats 90% of people who were just sitting there and don't know what's going on.
MegaDosX: You can use all your mana!
bjorlamn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:07.
MegaDosX: Not just any 1/1, a 1/1 with menace!
asthanius: It's actually a Magmamancer
LinearGif: tomato, potato
noSmokeFire: if they're underground they're a grim magmamancer
elah806: "Where's my graveyard hate?" - Serge with Valentin in hand
TheWriterAleph: lavaiosAAA
coiax: Isn't that Legions Landing bugged, and it gives white devotion when transformed?
A_Dub888: !card dean of the t
LRRbot: Lisette, Dean of the Root [2GG] (front: Valentin, Dean of the Vein) | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and those creatures gain trample until end of turn.
WithoutAnAce: LahhVahhMahhnster
JocelyneAnne: A+
elah806: The real question is how does Serge pronounce Mario
full_st0p: it's digorno
TabbyLavalamp: I pronounce it like Serge which is why I was surprised when Graham had trouble with my name because he does the A in Lava different than the A in Tabby.
CyberFive: Unlimited breadsticks!
Mattmitchell45: Stomping in the Olive Garden
Tantaburs: if its coming out of a mountain its lAva if its coming out of a cake its lAHva
MegaDosX: Are you Reddit, Wheeler?
serramarkov: I have successfully sorted AND filed about 2000 of my cards, carefully leaving room in each of the boxes for the next round of sorting to file. I have 3 1600 count boxes full of extra commons (and maybe 3 uncommon).
Loonatic93: Get rid of all of Eldraine... Except for Oko.
Loonatic93: Put Oko back in.
TheWriterAleph: as an RDW player, leave Eldraine alone LUL
ProtatoBlood: a mono-oko format
ProtatoBlood: only okos
ElektroTal: ohhhh
elah806: I gotta get up to Platinum so Kathleen can demolish my weird Approach of the Second Sun pile
djalternative: #FreeOko
ElektroTal: damn it, wheeler
YeetTheRich_: stuck in the middle still reading quest beasts text
northos: @Loonatic93 I'm sure he'd be fine without gilded goose Kappa
LurkerSpine: Steeler's Wheel for life
FurthestChunk: last month of eldraine standard, unban everything, activate bullshit multiball
NotCainNorAbel: Purple Rain?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stuck in the middle with Embercleave. We can workshop the meter.
Simonark: Mamma Told You Not To Play Blue
Fruan: All of mono red rotates. It's actually a little troubling.,
Fruan: I guess we get to keep Faceless Haven.
CyberFive: Honestly, I don't hate Bonecrusher Giant myself. It just doesn't annoy me in the slightest.
spiffinn: i mean blue has two good adventure creatures (one not as good in this format)
gkgaming5: hOW maNy LanDS aRE yoU RUNNinig?
Loonatic93: So, if Serge attacks with Warleader, Legion's Landing auto-flipps, right?
Loonatic93: Well, there we are!
asthanius: !dorklist
YeetTheRich_: maybe you'll draw a 4 mana ramp spell Kappa
Loonatic93: IMHO, Serge's deck is begging for Trostani.
F1SHOR: Gamble it serge what could go wrong
ChainedDreamer: Every strategy that starts with "If I draw a land..." should be punted in the trash.
djalternative: we do have a decklist command. whether or not it's updated for today is another question
control_rig: You asked for it
Treble252: Yaaaoh.
F1SHOR: you asked for it
ChainedDreamer: Well, you got your land Serge
elah806: That physically hurt
MrPipboy3000: You got your land!
full_st0p: and the monkeys paw closes 1 finger
YeetTheRich_: well you wanted a land ...
control_rig: And the monkey paw's finger curls
YeetTheRich_: always specify your wishes kids
hd_dabnado: did anyone's audio just die for a second or was that just me?
LinearGif: Wishclaw Talisman was in Eldraine
Simonark: That's cruel even by this game's vicious sense of humor.
ChainedDreamer: Magic needs a monkeys paw card so badly.
YeetTheRich_: rawr xd
MegaDosX: Well that's a draw
ghoti12890: so serge is dead?
asthanius: i wanna ox you a question
kumatsu: Ox you a question
LinearGif: @ChainedDreamer that would be Wishclaw Talisman
HundreydAundre: I hope the dawn would safe a turn
YeetTheRich_: bolt for 2?
asthanius: Quest: Style on your opponent
ElektroTal: Gseph Gstar, from GGs Adventure
Delvorius: 666 viewers awkward
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Alexis_Aehale: Happy magic
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MrPipboy3000: I put 60 Islands in my deck and I flooded ...
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LinearGif: All lands, manlands are enough for anyone
Loonatic93: So, who of these four are currently playing Minecraft on a different screen?
Loonatic93: My vote is for Adam.
BjjBrain: Von Frankenstein!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Loonatic93 None of them, but wheeler's got a hearthstone arena run going
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Good call!
voslan: Lizardman, Lizardman, and uhhhh Lizardman.
CompleatedPinkie: Is anyone at LRR fully vx'd yet? Just wondering if we'll see anybody play masked in-person for the AFR PR...
ElektroTal: that segue!
Juliamon: CompleatedPinkie I think most of them only just were able to get appts
Loonatic93: Don't think the Vaxx is widespread in Canada yet.
Juliamon: Canada is lagging behind the US in vaxxing
goldreaver: I dislike when the tryhard wins. Too bad. GG
MegaDosX: That hand's spooky
kumatsu: Just don't play duress targets seabatBRAIN
northos: yeah BC is just starting to make appointments for people in LRR's demographics
Loonatic93: I hate when folks use "tryhard" as a pajorative.
BjjBrain: Im in NS and getting my vaxx next week! I'm stoked!
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SergeYager: @CompleatedPinkie give us 2-3 months
A_Dub888: Adam Bragidan
elah806: Just as "draw a card" are the three greatest words in Magic, "no card to choose" may be the worst four
CompleatedPinkie: Ah. Makes sense.
Fruan: Uro was such a mistake
Treble252: I forgot how much seeing Uro played just...hurts.
LinearGif: The crown of my Book Tribal
YeetTheRich_: are you implying codie is not a good book?
MegaDosX: Adam has played a Wall of Text
paronomasiac042: Chief Beef!
DarkMorford: Froot froot?
wickaboxet: Happy Friday night, how’s the paper fighting going
FurthestChunk: aw man did wheeler get rid of his thanks uro emote?
DiscordianTokkan: Questing Beast, aka, shaped like three friends
ElektroTal: uro is real medium to bad in edh
Juliamon: Uro isn't format-warping here
MrPipboy3000: Uro is a sorcery that can sometimes become a creature
control_rig: Good play
bjorlamn: !decklist
LRRbot: (14 May 2021: Gladiator) Decklists coming soon! (Probably.)
CompleatedPinkie: AFR PPR is middle of July, so I'll keep my eyes out on plans. Hope we'll see some costumes.
wynternyghtynggale: afternoon everyone
bjorlamn: I demand kathleen's decklist!
SergeYager: maybe try asking nicely
bjorlamn: oh right
Juliamon: Demands get you nowhere.
bjorlamn: Sorry, rough day
Juliamon: np :)
ShortRound2099: isn't that the thing where you just read parts of the card
Juliamon: But they haven't sent me any decklists yet
bjorlamn: I see
DHAnubis: Whats Field of the Dead do again?
asthanius: get banned
wickaboxet: All goblins have haste until they don’t
Loonatic93: So, could somebody get Mr. WotC on the phone and tell them to finally put Dubious Challenge in Arena, please?
Addictiveme: LUL
jedi_master_zll: lrrWOW
Simonark: Welcome to the Popcap bracket
Ashen_Prime: Is the lack of game audio a known issue?
niccus: oh pog
Dog_of_Myth: @DHAnubis Spits out value.... Seriously though, makes zombies for just playing lands.
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djalternative: dread presents
YeetTheRich_: dread presence is the secret commander in my yargle deck
ElektroTal: the dread you feel when That Guy waves
DHAnubis: @Dog_of_Myth I just wanted to needle Serge and Ben about that one Highlander game where they had to read it like 6 times
benjamin_wheeler: @ElektroTal I loooooooove Uro in EDH fwiw
Dog_of_Myth: @DHAnubis Ahh.
YeetTheRich_: graham to the rescue!
LurkerSpine: oh lord
MrPipboy3000: When you thought you knew all the answers, the Ape changes the questions!
Loonatic93: I'm just still really upset that we have another round of Historic Brawl in Arena and I STILL don't have a Dubious Challenge for my Trostani deck!!!!!! *cry*
Fried_Twinkie: I've like Uro in most formats, but I'm probably the only one alive
wickaboxet: If he draws answers, he is clearly the better player here
ElektroTal: "Draw noises"
dividesBy0: Wheeler voice pack for arena when?
BjjBrain: The sound of a book! Crack!
Wiliart: Someone please clip this
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nope. "draw noises" broke me. Good job Serge
MrPipboy3000: @dividesBy0 I'd pay extra for the Wheeler as Will voice pack
kumatsu: *Ape noises*
floki4242: egg did good
YeetTheRich_: @dividesBy0 the wheeler voice pack does every planeswalker line in a kermit voice
BjjBrain: poor Harembe :(
ElektroTal: PUNCH
wickaboxet: What are tap noises?
NarishmaReborn: for monkey'in around
Loonatic93: "Murder That Ape" is just "The Hunger Games."
xantos69: Honestly if you tried to make that show most nights it would be "Ape Murders Contestant."
MrPipboy3000: Murder That Ape had one episode ... poor Harambe ....
ElektroTal: Vanthony Farniwhoop before she went to college and shortened it to a more reasonable Vannifar
Simonark: Let's assume that Time Trumpet won't come true and that's... for the best.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Good ol Sky Noodle
Fruan: Vanifar into a value 4 into yorrion was going to be backbreaking.
yaboysgottatinkle: what is gladiator rumble?
XivXiyan: gonti is pretty gross here
HundreydAundre: Guess it didn't land, Serge. XD
RomanGoro: !explain gladiator
RomanGoro: Huh, I thought we had that one
wickaboxet: “All my creatures stink”... “oh no, my cards, they’re all so good.”
djalternative: we do
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Dog_of_Myth: Oof
Diabore: oh eff
NUTSOFODEN: Ugin. Known bot bad card
A_Dub888: benginOh benginHeck
Loonatic93: Not a bad play at all.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Diabore Ugine is many things, but not that
Sibwow: kathleen needs brand
sorinthecat: glad i didnt miss too much!
NUTSOFODEN: looks like a strong 5
Loonatic93: Ooooh.... No.
MrPipboy3000: Yarok, my boy!
NarishmaReborn: adam playing yarok? nah, never :)
XivXiyan: wo
MrPipboy3000: The same ... giant ape
mowdownjoe: monke
wickaboxet: Ape
SrMuskrat: Society if doomfall hit planeswalkers
voslan: And that reminded me Simian Spirit guide is still banned.....
BjjBrain: You mean VHS
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Loonatic93: I had some real sick BM after drinking two bottles of Magnesium Citrate.
Loonatic93: *chuckle*
CapitalisToast: @LRRbot imagine the damage grapeshot would do
rasterscan: !advice
LRRbot: Roses go in the mouth.
Simonark: When the end times come, Adam will face the final battle clad in armor made from the DVDs of Chris Kattan movies. The Knight of the Unwatchable Mirrors
wickaboxet: Are you telling me that Wheeler doesn’t have multiple copies of monkeybone, who doesn’t
Izandai: PrideLaugh Incredible
xantos69: yucky
Sorator13: oh noooo
CapitalisToast: I'm puking from how gross that was
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
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NUTSOFODEN: a game he says
Izandai: PrideLaugh You were saying, Ben?
Sorator13: "but we still have a game- oh"
xantos69: the value is too great.
Sorator13: LUL
themenace1: She has a family!
A_Dub888: !findquote shreds
all_hail_the_pan: Conceding is a free action
NUTSOFODEN: still has mana too
F1SHOR: this is adams dreams coming true
Fruan: New plan, Adam decks himself.
Sorator13: 10 is not 0?
nanacomehome: blood on the snow would be hot
nanacomehome: if kathleen hasn't already cast it
nanacomehome: oh no
NUTSOFODEN: a few turns late
Izandai: From Hell's heart etc.
control_rig: From hell's heart
YeetTheRich_: we finally can get rid of the ugin!
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Sorator13: rip
tahoebyker: Does Kathleen's deck play Massacre girl?
Izandai: I mean... Adam still has like 7 cards and a Panharmonicon.
hd_dabnado: serge saying the one wrong line :D
Hadouken_lol_catz: arnt there like 5 black wraths?
Sorator13: @tahoebyker that's an affirmative, heh
ballesta25: Is that really the correct authority to be asking, ben?
Blightfight: Double Adam? What does it mean?
CapitalisToast: what's the format?
Izandai: Oops
NUTSOFODEN: LIliana of the Last Hope for Gladitaor
CapitalisToast: nevermind
TheLodgium: What about Homarid Strike the Power
YeetTheRich_: adam's on too many levels
wickaboxet: New format idea: gladiator but with goyf
Izandai: Yeah, that was probably the correct pick anyway. #NeverPunished
Lucidmooselid: LUL LUL LUL
NUTSOFODEN: do we have real Counterspell yet?
sorinthecat: new format but with all the cards available
LurkerSpine: force of will could be added to modern, no problem
Izandai: And Auriok Salvagers?
Favre_the_Undead: @NUTSOFODEN yep
YeetTheRich_: lrrHORN
Favre_the_Undead: from the mystical archive
WithoutAnAce: wait *wags finger* ajani vengeant isn't jund
obijam_: adams deck is just making me angry lol
Izandai: Hm
Fruan: Adam's deck only does one thing and it's disgusting.
YeetTheRich_: pleasa2Tooting2
aggrocrow: does anyone else's screen keep going blue for a second?
obijam_: yes
Favre_the_Undead: me too
laikagoat: yep
XivXiyan: mhm
Favre_the_Undead: blue screen, but not of death
control_rig: Ooofa
Loonatic93: Stepped out for a moment, how did Adam have two of the same Mana Dork?
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Izandai: @Loonatic93 Clone
frozenphoenix7: Glasspool Mimic @Loonatic93
DiscordianTokkan: It's because the discord view had to be refreshed, I think, because framerate issues
wickaboxet: So when can we get a ban on some OP cards like forest, it’s an autoinclude for every green deck
Loonatic93: Ah! I was thinking Double Major... But not.
NUTSOFODEN: can Vivien read?
control_rig: A menacing duo indeed
CapitalisToast: I wonder how gladiator would work in paper
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MrPipboy3000: @wickaboxet Wait, they reprinted Forest? WTF Wizards!!!
Lucidmooselid: NotLikeThis
LinearGif: These black creatures are a menace
Dr_Shandor: Menace is best
NUTSOFODEN: Wither is best, but Menace is nice
Fruan: @CapitalisToast There's a defined list of legal cards, and they all have paper printings. It would just be weird.
control_rig: Yikes
RomanGoro: Heeeey Youuuu Guuuuuys
Loonatic93: Someone call J. Jonah Jameson! Because these creatures are all menaces!
hd_dabnado: oh man is kathleen running sign in blood? that would have been amazing
LurkerSpine: game 3
YeetTheRich_: @Fruan there a few arena only cards right? none of them are relevant but still ...
YeetTheRich_: *are
LinearGif: Today Kathleen is the Massacre Girl
asthanius: Let's see Paul's perspective
FacelessManAboutTown: ^
Loonatic93: So can I, Lord Frieza.
chaostreader: Arena seems to be really struggling tonight.
crowyote: is the stuttery animation on the board a known issue, or is it something with my stream? the people are fine, the board is jittery...
Fruan: @Fruan Oh, yeah. Those cards. I guess techincally. But as you say, none of them are good.
bjorlamn: ooh yeah pauls perspective
wickaboxet: He gets to go first, one man can only have so much power
Pharmacistjudge: Evening all
Sorator13: wtf, two kathleens?
ballesta25: @Fruan Wait, is Inspiring Commander banned?
asthanius: Embercleave?
Hamburgerism: FBtouchdown
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen’s worst enemy, herself
CapitalisToast: lets see beej's perspective
NUTSOFODEN: second from the middle
Archonic_Energy: can we cut to Serge playing Minecraft?
NUTSOFODEN: Good pirates listen to their mothers
Sorator13: I love the stained-glass styles
PhoenixMelior: Maybe there is a baxter cam we can cut to
Sorator13: baxter is too dignified for us
wickaboxet: Adam’s deck is just a really weird zoo
electra310: We hear the voices but the visual is all harassing Graham for tuna?
Dr_Shandor: The Baxter will be seen if the Baxter chooses
NUTSOFODEN: gotta watch out for become Immense
YeetTheRich_: all combat tricks + yarok and uro
Sibwow: snakeskin veil
LinearGif: drawfeGoodjoke
frozenphoenix7: Quick Wheeler, tell Adam to put more lands in his deck
jedi_master_zll: @CapitalisToast Hard cut to beej eating dinner then somehow realizing we can see him.
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Izandai: Oh right, there's a BG Nissa now.
Sibwow: oh thanks!
bullseye3265: you bet
Loonatic93: It's probably the weakest Nissa in Arena.
ariborealis: my mono U yorion brawl deck has 2 win cons, yorion's etb and yorions p/t
aggrocrow: is there a quote repository? can we ad Wheeler saying "people die very quickly when attacked by large birds" to the quote repository please?
NUTSOFODEN: its not Who Shakes the World, but its not a BAD nissa
Dr_Shandor: So a fair Nissa
Darregor: that sounds dreadful to play against
Loonatic93: My personal fave is Nissa, Vital Force.
Sorator13: *gasp*
Izandai: Up to one
ChainedDreamer: Strop spreading misinformation. Prof Onyx is clearly Ugin in a dress.
Izandai: Professor Onyx is secretly Lazav.
hd_dabnado: wheelerDroopy
LinearGif: How do I evolve her to Professor Steelix
RomanGoro: aggrocrow That's probably one of those that don't read really bad with no context
Sibwow: onyx is clearly just 12 geodudes human centipeded together
NUTSOFODEN: Pretty sure Prof Onyx is Ashiok
wickaboxet: Are we discounting the idea that kogla got their spark and dressed as prof onyx
NUTSOFODEN: @wickaboxet you convinced me
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Loonatic93: Ugin, the Couldn't Be Effed!
YeetTheRich_: that's actually what kogla says you just don't understand monke
hd_dabnado: good joke streamer
Alexicon3: Thank you Ben, some of us have class
Fromaginator: you're valid wheeler
Izandai: Ooh, nice tech.
XivXiyan: this is pretty disgusting from adam
Sorator13: adam's deck is savage
NUTSOFODEN: this is why its called a Great Ape
MrPipboy3000: Ape's misbehaving
LinearGif: elvish rejuved
Jondare: GB Nissa+Yorion is one heck of a "loop"
Darregor: please Serge the plural form of Aped is "OOK'd
Izandai: Rejuvenator? I 'ardly know 'er!
NUTSOFODEN: Now playing Jungle Boogie
asthanius: "Playing: Tarzan Boy"
kalateth: fear the mighty monkey
jedi_master_zll: Jungle Japes was a great song.
Sorator13: nissa? you mean the emblem that says "play kogla every turn"?
control_rig: Holy crap
MegaDosX: Bwuh
Izandai: That's one way to get back in a game.
wickaboxet: I mean, however many times Adam has gotten kogla, it isn’t enough times, more monke = more good
baughb: Adam got got
control_rig: Jeebus
hd_dabnado: blood in snow is amazing
Sorator13: well you usually snap concede to that, I think
Sorator13: LUL
MegaDosX: Gonti's the fun play
MegaDosX: Regi's the power play
NUTSOFODEN: theres also that middle cards though
Durzo_Blint_: oh no
Sorator13: oh no
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JRandomHacker: Oh hey Gladiator - gotta say I like this format
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Alexicon3: Holy... That turn though!
frozenphoenix7: Could also copy Gonti <_<
FacelessManAboutTown: !deck
NUTSOFODEN: bop enter the rd zone
Sorator13: NOBODY expects the no-hand Inquisition!
wickaboxet: The ape’s natural predator, counterspells and removal
Darregor: Uro arrives "hello there"
Lucidmooselid: Wheeler your the funniest commentator of all time HahaBall HahaBall LUL VirtualHug
baughb: Ugin really taking the form of a "Win more" card here 4Head
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Dmc3628: E.E. is more perfect K's board is all even
control_rig: Ooooohhhh
MrPipboy3000: Kathleen's clock is sleightly shorter than 22
Sorator13: oh dear
Darregor: massacre wurm go brrrrr
superdude097: !card ghonti
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
damn_i_am_pretty: this game, what a rumble!
Dmc3628: and Clone it with Vizier
NUTSOFODEN: what an embelm deck
hug_master: x2ddeyGreenDab
control_rig: Well at least the Event is useful
hd_dabnado: it's been a loooong time
YeetTheRich_: i like the aesthetic of white massacre wurm
Lucidmooselid: oosh double ugin follow up
ningbao: time for an eventful turn
Lordofironstorm: itsbeenawhiiiiiile
evan_333333: storm is one
NUTSOFODEN: that second card has some exile
BartholemewTheKitten: Dat swag
YeetTheRich_: he is doing it
DIGITALLIMIT: Ugin gonna Ugin
MrPipboy3000: Tuskin Raiders have entered the game!
LinearGif: take your time
codatski: aww
Darregor: wheeler with the pokemon stadium reference
YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
LidofLoathing: hahahaha
Alexicon3: Uh.
asthanius: Slug Festival isn't until October
Fried_Twinkie: OW
Lucidmooselid: wooooooooow
YeetTheRich_: worth the wait
hug_master: frankh1Steveb
bullseye3265: worth the wait for sure
bjorlamn: Thank you paul
Favre_the_Undead: lol
wickaboxet: Good joke streamer
tahoebyker: wheelerClown
LarkSachrosis: vargMmm
hd_dabnado: good joke streamer
BartholemewTheKitten: The anguish and the languish
Durzo_Blint_: I think you killed Serge Ben
bullseye3265: take 2?
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goombalax: bitrate
Lucidmooselid: i take back my earlier comment about wheeler being tje funniest commentator
Alexicon3: Wait, isn't Magic: The GATHERING illegal right now?
NUTSOFODEN: we bringing back Laugh-a-Tron then?
DIGITALLIMIT: Gonti again!
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baughb: Big Yikes on Adam's topdecks
asthanius: Is Wheeler accusing Serge of collusion?
fourtoedsloth: corncoberated
control_rig: Ooooooooh
control_rig: Slay queen
SnowbirdMike: Ali/Fraser Friday nite fight
DeM0nFiRe: 🌽
Dmc3628: gonti would have probs been the goto just to get more of Adam's secrets
YeetTheRich_: sometimes i also start randomly thinking about corn on the cob
Loonatic93: I don't think Kathleen needed to do that.
DIGITALLIMIT: it would have died yeah
asthanius: first trigger, then four creatures die, adding four more
NUTSOFODEN: how many cards are left in kathleens deck?
LinearGif: math is for blockers gang
control_rig: This is a heck of a grind. Adam is putting up a heck of a defiant stand
wickaboxet: Math, in an mtg card game, some must be blocking
BjjBrain: How many cards in Kathleen's deck?
Favre_the_Undead: lol
Pharmacistjudge: Adam was right in his initial assessment
vandristine: okay the ramping is starting
baughb: Just show them the massacre girl, then just start picking their creatures up and putting them in their graveyard. nobody wants to do the math so if you act confident they let you do it SeemsGood
frozenphoenix7: Are decklists available?
Alexicon3: I just always assume Massacre girl is a board wipe. Not worth trying to figure out all of those triggers
SnowbirdMike: GG
YeetTheRich_: ggs
control_rig: GOOD game
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
damn_i_am_pretty: good game!
Favre_the_Undead: gg
control_rig: That was great
wickaboxet: Good match
Treble252: That was amazing
electra310: That was an exciting game!
wickaboxet: Good games, not enough apes for me though
Lucidmooselid: amazing to watcgh
Genderi: phyrexian arena: it's like a bob that doesn't die to removal!
baughb: so many twists that game
LinearGif: I am a big fan of Kathleen's deck, good mono black goodness
Pharmacistjudge: oh no i have to get back to work, but i can't leave
Loonatic93: So, given it's value and power level, I assume that Phyrexian Arena was from Eldraine... Right?
BjjBrain: That wasn't threatening at all
laikagoat: ooo, an email
codatski: Bring it wheeler
Pharmacistjudge: i'm kidding of course, patient care takes priority every time no question
RobVanEijndhoven: I'm leaving regardless, because it's 3:30 AM and if sleep is for the weak, just call me a 0/0 black Germ token.
nanacomehome: god i wish they'd reprint phyrexian arena, why's it gotta be 25 dollars
JRandomHacker: So how many names do I recognize in chat from the weekly events?
JRandomHacker: Oh hi @nanacomehome - good timing
nanacomehome: lol
jessieimproved: LOL the music started right at a very serious moment in a Children of Morta cutscene, that was WEIRD
nanacomehome: speak of the devil and i shall appear
Loonatic93: Nobody recognizes me ever. I am truly the Unrecognizable!
Iperithon: iperitLurk
codatski: @pharmacistjudge Get to do any of the Good Work TM today? I'm just a couple of days away from full immunity and I couldn't be happier
hd_dabnado: im hanging out in the background expect to respond "good joke streamer" every time wheeler makes a good/bad joke @JRandomHacker
SwarlonBrando: just tuned in for i don't know what but these jams are poppin
CompleatedPinkie: I'm trying my hardest to be disciplined and stick to buying only singles I'll definitely want/need, but the FOMO is strong with the MH2 preorders...
Loonatic93: You need to Recognize, that you can never Recognize ME!
Pharmacistjudge: @codatski no appointments today
asthanius: I can't recognize if I didn't cognize in the first place
Loonatic93: See? @asthanius Gets it!
Loonatic93: Also, my S2 stimulants may have just kicked in...
Loonatic93: But that may be unrelated.
Fruan: Oooh. I just saw Grisly Salvage is coming to Arena. That's spicy!
Loonatic93: Sorry, not S2... S4. Very different.
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Loonatic93: Now, if I were to claim S3... I'd probably be lying. Don't think there are any commonly used S3 stimulants on the market. Those are mostly hormones.
hd_dabnado: oh?
Graham_LRR: Exciting!
meachamo: Big? Cool? Important? So...Adam?
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
wickaboxet: Big and cool things
Sibwow: !gladiator
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hd_dabnado: uuuuuuu
nanacomehome: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
circusofkirkus: WHOA
F1SHOR: now thats a name
laikagoat: zoeyParty zoeyParty zoeyParty
NotCainNorAbel: whoa
theblakdeth: 2 days
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
Haosbringer: This is awesome!
hd_dabnado: WOOOOOOOO
Sibwow: its a real wheeler bit!
bullseye3265: @Graham_LRR Agreed!
Pharmacistjudge: MTG Melee?
Loonatic93: Did I hear right that the MTG Pro Tour has been put on hold?
evan_333333: will adam be there
zuchen_120: Wow
lirazel64: Oh WOW!
Darregor: @Loonatic93 not so much on hold as cancelled outright
sniperserpent: is there a registration fee?
KWardJenx: Fantastic! Very excited for this!
Loonatic93: @Darregor Oh... Sadness.
DeM0nFiRe: Cool and good and massive and great at the SAME TIME?!?
bullseye3265: this is cool and good
hd_dabnado: no fee!
Fruan: Holy
noSmokeFire: admiffon
NotCainNorAbel: Ffree
wickaboxet: Dang, now I have to start doing gladiator things so I could take part in some of these cool things
chickenparmesan2004: how to register?
baughb: Fadmission
Sibwow: how will you manage playing and commentating simultaneously wheeler?
HundreydAundre: Then this is it! The moment I've been training for! (Kind of...)
bvorhies: How many card are in one deck again ?
djalternative: Fadmission!
bvorhies: I want to learn
Sibwow: 100
hd_dabnado: HYPE HYPE HYPE
bvorhies: O cool
revjakenash: is it open to under 18 year olds?
emily_t_g: I am certainly hype
Pharmacistjudge: !gladiator
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xantos69: Well....I would very much like to play in that. Thanks for letting us know!
Sibwow: @revjakenash dont you have multiple children
HundreydAundre: The Prix-Veals
hd_dabnado: Come practice with the weekly tournaments and league matches!
the_garfielf: pogging out my gourd over here
circusofkirkus: Serge, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Sibwow: can people in quebec participate?
NUTSOFODEN: 100 Okos, nothing else.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Serge, What is the square root of pi
revjakenash: I do @Sibwow , they shred
DeM0nFiRe: Meow!
Darregor: So Gladiator is like Canlander but for MTG arena basically?
BjjBrain: @Sibwow LOL
the_garfielf: come to the glad discord its good
djalternative: Serge, can you sing the quadratic equation?
Pharmacistjudge: @Darregor sorta, but it has a banlist instead of a points list
nanacomehome: @Darregor similar, but with a straight banlist instead of a points list (this is Good and Better)
NUTSOFODEN: Serge had lands? doubt
the_garfielf: 677'
elah806: Lands and spells? Magical Christmas Land much?
meachamo: Adam, I can't see your hand but I'm sure it looks good, too!
emily_t_g: man I gotta start playing this format more
Loonatic93: You may not be able to answer All of our questions NOW. Buc can you answer NOW of our questions ALL?
Darregor: can confirm paul, I just played a game where I drew 17 out of my 26 lands before I drew a creature
wickaboxet: The lands and spells meta has been a staple ever since magic was conceived
HundreydAundre: PowerUpL PowerUpL PowerUpL lrrSERGE PowerUpR PowerUpR PowerUpR
Fruan: I refuse to believe Serge is playing the same deck as before. These are completely different and much more castable cards lrrBEEJ
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge did do with the Abzan Lifegain deck? Sweet!
Pharmacistjudge: note, it is okay to cry
asthanius: The saddest part is Kitchen Finks isn't on Arena
the_fanerdic: "I Laugh So I Don't Cry": The Serge Yeager Story
ughman617: Adam is like “thanks foe sharing, oppo”
baughb: 20 to 21 we're winning!
Favre_the_Undead: no
RandomTrivia: !y
Darregor: gilded goose goes Hjonk
emily_t_g: so much life!!!!
Pharmacistjudge: Paul, they had to patch that in quickly due to popular demand
ChainedDreamer: Nah, that's just what playing magic feels like
nanacomehome: i actually hate soul warden so much LOL
nanacomehome: dunno why it makes me so salty
Favre_the_Undead: !y
Alexicon3: Dang it ben, I was literally typing the exact same joke!
djalternative: Are you hearing Raymond Scott's Powerhouse in your head? If no, you are not popping off, Serge.
the_garfielf: i like seeing serge play sporeweb weaver
baughb: Hey sister, Soul Sister...
RandomTrivia: WOOF
emily_t_g: the TEETH
Fruan: They massacred my boy!
wickaboxet: Massacre Worm is basically a kill spell many times
asthanius: Correct
the_garfielf: right
Alexicon3: Yup!
Darregor: my shiny teeth and me
baughb: is Massacre Wurm just Massacre Girl when she grows up? What happened there?
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis NotLikeThis jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm elfunkSad elfunkSad lrrSCOOP
YeetTheRich_: pro gamer move
LinearGif: Nice thinking
niccus: that said giving a land to Adam's deck doesn't feel good
asthanius: @baughb Ever read Kafka?
djalternative: @baughb no. Massacare Wurm's her dad
mowdownjoe: monke
RandomTrivia: Oh no, not the Angel printer!
underhill33: Kogla's on the escalator again
wickaboxet: I love serges enthusiasm whenever a cool interaction happen in magic
noSmokeFire: now they can talk to god from close up
panquernic: serge
niccus: the murder half is instant...
Darregor: they want to talk to god, Kogla send them to him
panquernic: why didn't he kill the monkey??
HundreydAundre: The five stages of a Massacre Wurm vs going wide: lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis jlrrFacepalm elfunkSad lrrSCOOP
panquernic: yes
PIayswithFlRE: yes!
Radyin: I wondered why you didn't do that.
Favre_the_Undead: yes!
HundreydAundre: Probably the most powerful cycle in magic
niccus: a mistake everyone gets to do at least once
the_garfielf: oops all dorks over there
raaabr: Did you know that Curious George has no tail?
asthanius: The Yellow Hat is actually a monastery
hd_dabnado: hell yeah!
NinthEcho: And Channel, don't forget Channel
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NUTSOFODEN: tendrils of agony
Alexicon3: No recall, not worth it
wickaboxet: Speaking of children’s print media, does anyone know the name of the orange cat from Garfield is?
NotCainNorAbel: I thought those were REM lyrics
nanacomehome: serge sounds like frieza with all this monkey talk
niccus: we're all in monkey range
Dmc3628: What is the Applicable distance of Monkey Range?
panquernic: aah the famous Foo Fighters song, Monkey Range
Multra0: About 7
baughb: I like how Adam's deck is wielding "bringing the monke back" as a weapon
LinearGif: monke is also pretty brutal
wickaboxet: If you think you’re out of Monkey range, you’re still in monkey range
YeetTheRich_: despite all my rage i am still in monkey range?
BENNIE_BEAR84: I don't want to be me, I want to be Monkey 🐒
HundreydAundre: OH. Right... Ggeeps Nissa.
Dmc3628: still has War and Peace text that darn QB
raaabr: "Can I kill you?" is a powerful statement
panquernic: @raaabr replies: Yes, please
evan_333333: good ol danny
ughman617: It appears he has no internal monologue
raaabr: Omae wa mo
LithelyUnshod: @wickaboxet Heathcliff
noSmokeFire: !card vito
LRRbot: Did you mean: Runed Servitor; Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose; Myr Servitor
noSmokeFire: !card vito, thorn
LRRbot: Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose [2B] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [1/3] | Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. / {3}{B}{B}: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
LinearGif: Ah, Vito, the scourge of Carpathia
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Darregor: I've been told that MTG is an okay game
Favre_the_Undead: oh, no
SxySamurai: You can do it Serge! Boo Adam! (Love you too Adam(
evan_333333: can we watch adams side???
bullseye3265: ben's wife!
HundreydAundre: For the Witch of Sedge!
bjorlamn: Hey, did you know that Magic the Gathering was made in the 90’s?
offbeatwitch: share if you're a 90s kid
Alexicon3: Alright, how long you got?
erentheraven: What sets are in gladiator
mowdownjoe: For a dollar, name every Magic card.
baughb: alphabetically or by set?
kumatsu: 2+ players can play it!
Lucidmooselid: Chess poker with 30,000 pieces and you get to pick your pieces
LinearGif: "Name every card. Opponents can't play cards with those names."
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Dmc3628: well we getting Gonti'ed next turn otherwise
noSmokeFire: ethically
wickaboxet: Well Kathleen, you win by forcing your opponent or yourself to meet certain conditions when state based actions are checked
BartholemewTheKitten: Serge spitting rhymes
Pharmacistjudge: it is a legal play
WallofSleep: I have been playing for over 20 years (paper magic) being 53 years old I still have most of my decks from years ago and enjoy the game
baughb: it's NEVER wrong to take panharmonicon!
kumatsu: Serge "Cheats" Yager
Alexicon3: "Magic is like Hearthstone, but... wait..."
HundreydAundre: Not telling...
YeetTheRich_: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your bone in the zone.
koaxkoax: Morally?
kumatsu: Magic is like Kaijudo....
Durzo_Blint_: take the gonti
ughman617: Listen to oppo
BartholemewTheKitten: All chat advice is bad advice
YeetTheRich_: magic is like chess but everybody gets to pring their own pieces
Lucidmooselid: @BartholemewTheKitten how about dont listen to chat
Alexicon3: !advice
LRRbot: Don't fail.
BrindleBoar: Not if you believe in the heart of the cards, Serge.
HundreydAundre: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
Sorator13: I had to leave for a bit; is this winner's bracket, or not-winner's bracket?
Lucidmooselid: reverse logic bad advicew
hd_dabnado: oh damn a wheeler teaches serge gladiator stream would be amazing
adambomb625: There can't be 4 Ugins, I stole one from Yugi's grandpa and then tore it up
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
BartholemewTheKitten: @BartholemewTheKitten Because all chat advice is also good advice
the_garfielf: what a good format
hug_master: lrrFINE lrrFINE
bjorlamn: God I love sedgemoor witch
Tantaburs: you don't get that as much in Poker
noSmokeFire: it's pronounced "manga"
baughb: Kathleen talking about the last 2 years of standard
adambomb625: Omniscience draft is fairly fun...
asthanius: Actually, when it's below ground, it's Mangara. Otherwise it's Lava
Darregor: See Kathleen you say that but most blue decks in historic run omniscience so....
hd_dabnado: good joke streamer
LinearGif: drawfeGoodjoke
Favre_the_Undead: haenk
Alexicon3: Diplomat, isn't that what you put knockoff legos on to keep them from sliding around?
raaabr: His goose is cooked
Sorator13: oh nooo
Pharmacistjudge: vito and goose deals 3 damage every turn
Durzo_Blint_: take the triome to be a real dick
djalternative: Ben has now recommended Adam take... every available target
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baughb: actually the best player on the team goes to the other side
Durzo_Blint_: should have sacced the food in response to agent
circusofkirkus: it's a rec sage target
Favre_the_Undead: very
Favre_the_Undead: a lot
xantos69: Baneslayer: Confirmed Bad Card.
YeetTheRich_: it's not quite questing beast
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LinearGif: Dies to Ugin, unplayable
Dmc3628: might as well Nullpriest for resplendent for a free angel
dumpsterfire: Questing baneslayer
yallz: !formaat
Tantaburs: well if it had vigilance it would be Black/green
yallz: !format
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Need a beholder in the d&d set with a keyword for every eye
yallz: !gladiator
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Zansab: get that angel
baughb: Serge's Angels
Fruan: This is just Angel Tribal now.
RandomTrivia: Serge's boardstate applies pressure from multiple angles! lrrBEEJ
Alexicon3: If BSA blocks Vito on a flunge, does that stop Vito's ability? Everything still has lifelink, but he wouldn't be around for the bulk of the damage, right?
Dmc3628: Serge wins though angel airforce
frozenphoenix7: Correct @Alexicon3
ughman617: !card the scarab gos
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
yallz: flyers are pogged
YeetTheRich_: @Alexicon3 ohh true
ughman617: !card the scarab god
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
SnowbirdMike: GG
raaabr: Format fun
baughb: Too bad Baneslayer wasn't vigilant there or that would have turned out exactly the same
raaabr: Easily my favorite format ever
Sorator13: @Alexicon3 It stops Serge from losing life equal to the lifelink, yeah
Pharmacistjudge: I just saw Agatha Fisty, Adam, Stellar editing job. My technicians were wondering why I was laughing so hard.
YeetTheRich_: "every" game huh? *sad serge noises*
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Paul talking so much/being involved this stream makes me want to see him play one of these Fridays
ughman617: Is adam still playing RE6?
djalternative: the ants are really powerful?
djalternative: I didn't know ants were a creature type in magic
LinearGif: On this Tempting Contract trigger I would like to create a treasure
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Pharmacistjudge: i'm just waiiting for them to add power to historic...we know it's programmed in the client
wickaboxet: Untapping is not guaranteed
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, thanks @laikagoat!
djalternative: I doubt they'll ever let you have power in your collection
Pharmacistjudge: because of Yosei or Pickles?
electra310: What is the London Mulligan?
Lucidmooselid: @Pharmacistjudge oh yeah??
electra310: It sounds like soup
djalternative: maybe in a phantom cube draft but not constructed
Pharmacistjudge: Power was in the Ashiok vs Elspeth special event deck
meruchor: power shouldd be in every cube
Pharmacistjudge: plus, honestly a 0 mana artifact card that taps for mana isn't exactly hard to program considering all the text of cards inside Kaldheim and Strixhaven
Fruan: It was just three of the moxes, lotus and ansestral, right?
Pharmacistjudge: i think so
djalternative: that's 5 of 9
jaydobbleyou: 5 moxes black lotus time walk and time twister
Pharmacistjudge: i would laugh if they do something like...White needs help. We give them pearl, but no other moxen
jaydobbleyou: and ancestral
HundreydAundre: @Pharmacistjudge What if they give it Level up like....
Pharmacistjudge: or they could add them to the client and ban them in historic
wickaboxet: Black lotus but only for white
Fruan: I could see them adding Sol Ring, maybe. But I doubt we'll see power in Gladiator.
HundreydAundre: !card hexdrinker
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
Sorator13: but would white even be the one that plays pearl most often?
laikagoat: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII critroleScanlan
Pharmacistjudge: they did it for mystical archive
Sorator13: free mana is free mana >.>
Fruan: The new Historic Anthology looks spicy.
Dmc3628: Sheoldred in Anthology makes me wonder what the conceit was to not have it in jumpstart then
Fruan: Historic has powered up SO much in the last year.
HundreydAundre: @Sorator13 but what if they made them more like Sagas + Echo where you must otherwise reset the levels or level down by 1?
Pharmacistjudge: the mystic archive radically changes the format
Fruan: Sheoldred would have been amazing then, and is only reasonable now.
HundreydAundre: And if you can't, sacrifice this permanenet?
baughb: damn, that music tho
raaabr: Wooot
Sorator13: @HundreydAundre I would think that a mox with some kind of cost would be significantly less attractive, though
superdude097: @electra310 At the start of the game, you draw a hand of 7 cards. If you like it, you keep, if you don't like it you shuffle those cards back into your deck and draw a new seven. If you like this hand, you put 1 of the cards on the bottom of your deck and keep the rest. If you don't like the second 7 cards, you can shuffle and draw a third 7, and if you like that hand, you put 2 cards on bottom. You can repeate this process until you would put all 7 cards on bottom.
coachNelly: Go Kathleen!!!
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TheOtherTrevor: So when do the official Gladiator queues in Arena release?
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the_garfielf: i have a lot against one certain ouphe
maximus416: Kitchen Finks-The best Ouphe
Sorator13: hard choice on this mull
superdude097: LUL
until_may: boop
HundreydAundre: No. Tutors! safe the mulligans!
BrindleBoar: Mood.
Sorator13: look, I see the magic phrase "draw a card," I pick that for op to discard
xantos69: That isn't a Bad approach to life.
Alexicon3: Am I.. a Satyr? Or are we dancer?
coachNelly: It seems like a satyr
Archonic_Energy: and humans are different how?
asthanius: Satyr ain't so
HundreydAundre: Wut? Curate is a MILL card!?
LinearGif: sometimes all humans want is book
HundreydAundre: Why didn't I cache that?
revjakenash: that was the deepest cut
baughb: Wut
revjakenash: It was for me
sadryanbutler: kathleen with the sad robot ftw
meepsalot: Great band
coachNelly: Brb googling Steve albini
hellfragger: That was a real Bad Penny
Sorator13: I thought the same exact thing, Adam
asthanius: That's just Santa from Futurama
revjakenash: @hellfragger gets it!
coachNelly: 🎅
Sorator13: and I have no idea what it actually said
MegaDosX: !card flamethrower sonata
LRRbot: Flamethrower Sonata [1R] (front: Torrent Sculptor) | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw a card. When you discard an instant or sorcery card this way, Flamethrower Sonata deals damage equal to that card's mana value to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
HundreydAundre: wut
Sorator13: thank you, that does make more sense
hellfragger: Never anything to do in this town... play mono-red, set me on fire!
Sorator13: that's how sad robot becomes depressed robot
asthanius: Little Brudder references in 2021
asthanius: wow
itomathefuzzy: GETTEM Kathleen!
Zappeljakob: It's a Fox, please
CaptainSpam: He can do it on his own!
asthanius: Good job Serge
MegaDosX: That is what we call in the business a Problem
Fruan: Well Actually, it's a fox
kumatsu: wow Serge, those timely Homestar Runner references in 2021
HundreydAundre: Liquid? That U?
MegaDosX: You get the Kaldheim snow basics automatically, but the Modern Horizons one required you to buy them in the store
dtigertron: snow is like basics on arena
Sorator13: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: SO good
baughb: LUL
coachNelly: Omg paul
Hurtrax4: LUL
Addictiveme: trying to g*me
FacelessManAboutTown: LUL
baskwalla: Paul for President
djalternative: @SergeYager they were part of the Land Grant during Kaldheim
xantos69: Cheer50 Paul is 100% on top of his game.
coachNelly: Wow hahaha
KWardJenx: LOL!!! Never gets old!
HundreydAundre: lawl, you said it by the front door, too.
JocelyneAnne: Paul you're the best
YeetTheRich_: lmao
coachNelly: Hahjaa
wickaboxet: Paul, the best censor
TwitchTVsFrank: LUL
Alexicon3: Its almost like Paul does this regularly
coachNelly: Paul you’re slaying me
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Darregor: crass?
DeM0nFiRe: Remember during Desert Bus when Matt Wiggins went to do a bleep gag and a)mistimed the bleep and b)actually swore LUL
F1SHOR: i was not ready for how loud the beep is
GamesAndInk: This is so loud -.-
t_peazy: Paul's comedic timing is gold
circusofkirkus: SERGE!
LinearGif: then who was phone
dtigertron: lol
Sorator13: LUL
emily_t_g: what the BUS deck is ben W on
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: A ghost!
fourtoedsloth: is wheeler doing that with his mouth?!
MegaDosX: Serge the master comedian!
northos: wait shit I've been had
Addictiveme: LUL
Zappeljakob: challenge: talk in Morse Code
Sibwow: classic wheeler
BjjBrain: A part of our heritage lol
circusofkirkus: definitely heard it
Archonic_Energy: @asthanius you ok?
baughb: You've got to be FuBEEEEEP me
coachNelly: Serge is the comedic mastermind!!? Well played sir
YeetTheRich_: i a shocking twist of events everybody gets a bleep button except wheeler
TabbyLavalamp: They're in Victoria, so FCC is Fun Canadian Censorship.
revjakenash: it was the dark souls clip
Tantaburs: I was really just expecting Wheeler to say Beep
asthanius: @Archonic_Energy Just testing out the telegraph
ariborealis: now you can stream in morse code
circusofkirkus: that may have been my tinnitus
Darregor: we are in Canada, home of the north american house hippo
Loonatic93: It is Solemn.
lirazel64: He's just not easily amused.
Sorator13: solemness isn't sadness, though, real talk
Fruan: The robot is Solemn, which is not the same as sad, but gamers aren't good at synonyms.
JocelyneAnne: Despite serge being an imposter Paul you are still the best.
YeetTheRich_: "here i am, brain the size of a planet ..."
Sorator13: he just LOOKS sad
CherryMagnolia: Did someone miss Solemn's bday or something
xantos69: He could be Sotic Robot.
CherryMagnolia: Can we take the robot to laser tag
Archonic_Energy: isn't that like dialing 911 to test the phone?
wickaboxet: Lonely robot
Alexicon3: She is just solemn
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: He's just world weary and fed up with everything
MegaDosX: !card massacre girl
LRRbot: Massacre Girl [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Menace / When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
BENNIE_BEAR84: I was so happy to have the alt for sad robot. PEPSI MAN!!!!!
Sorator13: tbf, if massacre girl /wanted/ to massacre there, I don't think Kathleen would object
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Alexicon3: Who would win, a giant stone avatar of a past civilization, or one knife happy girl?
RandomTrivia: Well she's not called "Block Girl" is she?! :D
DiscordianTokkan: "Block." "Put... Head on block?" "NO."
lirazel64: We need a Block Boy card.
MegaDosX: That's some sick value there
YeetTheRich_: "what do you have there?" "a KNIFE" "noooo!"
RandomTrivia: The wonder twins!
wickaboxet: Magic would be a lot more fun if half the time the cards decided the play
baughb: You sieg eight?
ughman617: !card Arch
LRRbot: Found 238 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
MegaDosX: That there's a toxic robot
CherryMagnolia: murder robot
MegaDosX: I think it's implied the gearhulks are pretty enormous
Darregor: I think its just perspective for that one
CherryMagnolia: Roomba with a knife
YeetTheRich_: all gearhulks are pretty thicc
xantos69: The better question is how wide is it.
Sorator13: they are hulks, so
dividesBy0: He's just big cogged
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: They're hulk sized
Fruan: The Gearhulks are Mecha
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So like 3 meters
sniperserpent: i think of them as gundam sized
CompleatedPinkie: Bruce Banner?
sing_o_muse: noxious gearman sounds like a yugioh card
MegaDosX: Like, look at Torrential Gearhulk's masterpiece art, or Verdurous Gearhulk's normal art
RandomTrivia: I mean, it has Menace, so you need 2 sad dogs
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
coachNelly: It’s not a gear Antman
Darregor: torrential gearhulk is like 2 stories tall in the art
YeetTheRich_: imagine a thing like ancient gear golem in yugioh stomping around on a magic playmat
asthanius: Gantzman?
ughman617: I like that kathleen’s default frame of reference for size was the dnd term for medium sized creature
MegaDosX: Also yeah Torrential Gearhulk's normal art makes it look pretty enormous
ChainedDreamer: GOT HIM
HundreydAundre: Geargant Man
coachNelly: Actually wait antman is sometimes gigantic 😬
Favre_the_Undead: adam is the hunk
MegaDosX: Oh no, Adam's kyrptonite, compliemtns!
MegaDosX: compliments*
the_fanerdic: Compliment Adam more! Compliment Adam more! seabatBRAIN
Favre_the_Undead: the incredible hunk
RandomTrivia: Yeah! This is now an "Everyone says nice things about Adam" stream!
wickaboxet: Compliments!? On the Internet?!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Noxious Gear Bruce Banner doesn't have the same ring to it
KWardJenx: Yes, yes, more Adam compliments! His discomfort is delightful.
HundreydAundre: Wait. Are they illegal?! Chat?
YeetTheRich_: adam i think you're great
RandomTrivia: I mean, respecting boundaries of course.
Sorator13: if only you had massacre girl now
coachNelly: Thingies are coming back left and right here sadly
Favre_the_Undead: adam is the best funny man
Alexicon3: Adam! You are a really great editor! And I loved today's fisty episode because even though the gameplay was pretty repetitive, your edits had me rolling!
ughman617: What is city blessing again?
sing_o_muse: +10 permanents and it activates
wickaboxet: Adam, you deny compliments in the best way possible :)
MegaDosX: @ughman617 If you own ten or more permanents you get the City's Blessing
kumatsu: Ben loves giant robots!
RandomTrivia: That is a DEEP cut Ben
MegaDosX: And then you keep it for the rest of the game even if you lose permanents
Professor_Rakor: I understood that reference.
superdude097: @ughman617 If you have the City's Blessing, cards with Ascend do something extra
ughman617: Thx
coachNelly: Love it
t_peazy: we love giant robots.
coachNelly: I got that joke
asthanius: made a mech out of a junkyard
FacelessManAboutTown: Are you living in Jersey Ben?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Professor_Rakor: Megas XLR was legit.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nice reference streamer!
Chipton: The greatest show about Jersey ever
ArdCollider: I'm not saying I had to talk to one of their EPs once about "what do you think of Megas XLR" and it was awkward, but
DiscordianTokkan: It's the one the Gif with "Fire ALL THE MISSILES" was from
QuixoticScrivener: Jersey, the opposite of BC
YeetTheRich_: choochoo
Talin06: don't worry Ben i remember
djalternative: it was canceled pretty quickly though it was good
Dmc3628: eternalized arcanist OH BABY
FacelessManAboutTown: Are you fighting vilains from afar?
Haosbringer: We dig gaint robots.
t_peazy: you love giant robots!
MegaDosX: God Pharaoh's Gift is a whole thing
RandomTrivia: That's how GPG do sometimes
SxySamurai: Oh look Wheeler with the unnecessary overkill
Alexicon3: Oh man, is that the name of that show? I always remembered it, I could not for the life of me remember the name!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
coachNelly: Like we said thingies are coming back left and right
baughb: I enjoy how ben is barely paying attention while his deck wins it
F1SHOR: we now know what wheelers deck does
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler got the theme song of Megas XLR stuck in my head...bastard
Fruan: I really miss the GPG Refurbish deck from Standard. It was so fun.
YeetTheRich_: sergeSqueak
Chipton: Megas XLR is the only reason I learned how to drive stick
coachNelly: coachn3Thankscoach
Pharmacistjudge: let's rotate the board!
MegaDosX: Let's cut to Ben's screen, and then suddenly Minecraft
hd_dabnado: please clap
YeetTheRich_: greedy keep i like it
TheQuantumMechanic33: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:28.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: Paul is only here for serious magic
YeetTheRich_: never didn't have it
asthanius: you have 35 rivulets?
RandomTrivia: Never didn't have it
asthanius: judge?
Alexicon3: I hate when you are right, ben
Radyin: Electronic Tomato.
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
WarKr0: Judge!
BENNIE_BEAR84: Loud, sassy, and loves his husband. That is the Wheeler I know
Pharmacistjudge: @asthanius i'll allow it
asthanius: fair
Radyin: Goodbye Electronic Tomato.
asthanius: They didn't call him Tricky Dick for nothing
KWardJenx: Timely reference for the kids.
MegaDosX: Nixon would've played turbo fog
wickaboxet: Lands!? Always Lucky
revjakenash: Pro tour day 2 competitor richard nixon?
Nydestroyer: thats why they called him tricky
baughb: math? Math is for blockers! I aint no blocker!
kumatsu: *Dixon voice* I am NOT a pterodactyl
MegaDosX: Wow, hateful
Sibwow: !odds 93 35 1 2
ughman617: Ofc nixon would cast teferi
couchboyj: I am not a crook, but this agent of treachery is
Alexicon3: Nixon would have sleeved up Dimir control with no win cons, just mono counterspells and kills
Dr_fragenstien: There is a non-0 chance Richard Nixon played Magic
BjjBrain: JFK
asthanius: 4 score and 7 lands ago
t_peazy: aJFK
dtigertron: Watergate was Nixon's mono blue deck, that made everyone hate counter spells
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LadyAiluros: that was very much JFK
xantos69: I am not a Crook...shank Kobolds player
coachNelly: Jeff K
Fruan: Do Calvin Coolridge!
wickaboxet: I am not a crook, I play highlander
Loonatic93: Noted Magic Professional... Calvin Cooledge!
circusofkirkus: Calvin Coolidge!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
BjjBrain: dead on
djalternative: that was specifically JFK from Clone High
DoctorHutch: lrrAWESOME
underhill33: Rutherford B. Hayes or gtfo
MegaDosX: Yikes.
Fried_Twinkie: That's incredible, it's like I'm in the 19th century!
rynsfelda: William Henry Harrison?
coachNelly: Tophat emoji Four score and, seven damage ago...
CaptainSpam: There is an old Vulcan proverb: Only Nixon would cast Tefari.
LadyAiluros: also you are in Canada :P
wickaboxet: Everyone forgets about notable storm player Grover Cleveland
Alexicon3: I think everyone's Nixon is from futurama
xantos69: Too Soon!
Fried_Twinkie: OH god
DeM0nFiRe: Jesus christ lol
YeetTheRich_: god fucking dammit
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
baughb: LUL you guys are ruthless
LarkSachrosis: Wow!
sing_o_muse: you have fucked up!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
e_bloc: too soon
MegaDosX: That's twice now Wheeler has exiled Glorybringer
dtigertron: OMG, CaptainSpam, yes !
KWardJenx: Too soon! Too soon!!
NotCainNorAbel: I can do one really good impression but it is John Stewart doing W.
TwitchTVsFrank: too soon
Durzo_Blint_: LUL
circusofkirkus: no the logs
asthanius: Ben's a turbo teen
Loonatic93: Teddy Roosevelt played Hate Bears and Naya Zoo.
HundreydAundre: @DeM0nFiRe The most 5th dimensional Tower Judge across all Paper Fights: Paul of Saunders
Nydestroyer: No they are parks
El_Funko: Transform and roll out
Professor_Rakor: no, the logs
RandomTrivia: He grew up in the Lincoln Park lrrBEEJ
revjakenash: Hot Rod Lincolns
Fruan: There's a Teferi's Protetion + Grover Cleveland joke, but I can't be bothered finding the wording.
YeetTheRich_: this is so stupid LUL
Fried_Twinkie: Saw that coming a mile away and it still hit me like a freight train
Durzo_Blint_: wheeler FailFish
Loonatic93: US Grant obviously played Green Stompy.
Solid_Fuel: *clap*
SirMorek: Clap
MungoDude: 👏
xantos69: Oh of the New Carburetor Wheels?
Chipton: The 'Please Clap' got me
BjjBrain: any relation to Degrassi high character?
YeetTheRich_: *single clap*
wickaboxet: Good joke streamer
KWardJenx: This is the content that brings me here every week.
asthanius: Would you like an umami runback?
OldManJohnsonMB: gross
djalternative watches Wheeler impersonate their uncle getting shot
DoctorHutch: lrrWOW
HundreydAundre: PowerUpR PowerUpL PowerUpR PowerUpL PowerUpR PowerUpL
RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN NO
Professor_Rakor: it is now
MegaDosX: Yike\
Trashweazel: Just like in that hit Disney movie; Planes
dtigertron: lol
Dr_fragenstien: it will be now
fourtoedsloth: it's mostly soy sauce
MegaDosX: I guess it will be now :p
Pharmacistjudge: get Mox Boarding House on it. we need a Salty Runback
YeetTheRich_: a bloody mary on the morning after could be called a "salty runback"
Fried_Twinkie: Kathleen wins by default?
Tantaburs: That wheel in the client keeps on turning
RandomTrivia: Percussive maintenance - works every time
asthanius: cind of radio television
asthanius: CRT
Solid_Fuel: cathode ray tube
revjakenash: The salty runback is can of shlitz with a pickle stuffed in it and a shot of tobasco
Addictiveme: it stands for cool rad tv
Favre_the_Undead: cart
the_fanerdic: I googled "Salty Runback Recipe" and was provided a result for the 7-11 Delivery Menu....
zackfayden808: gladiator whoo
Alexicon3: @Pharmacistjudge If I can get a 2020 at the Bellevue location, I have no doubt they would be willing to figure out a salty runback
Sibwow: cathode ray tube
PIayswithFlRE: feel compelled to say "cathode ray tube"
NoTomToLose: challenge each other, challenge ourselves
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ItsMeRST: who is this mystery person talking?
Chipton: Has it?
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is just talking to his soundboard
djalternative: No. Arena's been having problems
MungoDude: hello from the internet, Wheeler
Solid_Fuel: oh! thats too real
Chipton: How many Mass Hallucinations are actually on record Serge
Pharmacistjudge: umm...I don't think the 5 of you are HIPAA trained, so you can't be here.
BjjBrain: Now I'm sad
Favre_the_Undead: that's deep
meachamo: No, they said there'd be sandwiches
Radyin: I'm amused with how short Kathleen is in this view.
Alexicon3: Wheeler is disconnected. We are all just voices in his headphones, a ghost in the machine
BrindleBoar: in 2021, we are all of us human ouiji boards
ughman617: The internet is just the new dancing plague
baughb: We're all connected to the internet because the internet is part of all of us
SxySamurai: Wheeler and tech problems, name a better duo
Favre_the_Undead: lol
DeM0nFiRe: Oof LUL
Favre_the_Undead: what stream was this?
zackfayden808: wheelers decks are so much fun
DeM0nFiRe: The lrrSIGNAL has also saved me from when twitch decides to just not start playing the stream if I am here before it starts
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: "eSports ready" benginFacepalm
Sorator13: once you connect to the internet, thereafter are you ever not connected to the internet?
Solid_Fuel: probably the servers...
Archonic_Energy: i
dtigertron: kathleen play Serge
baughb: the network had a good time but there just was no connection
wickaboxet: Wheeler, the problem is your clearly not connected to the internet, please take your turns via carrier pigeon
asthanius: Arena abhors a runback
Fruan: Arena heard you say "Salty Runbacks" and decided it wanted no part in it.
ScurvyMitch: usually you all need to restart in these situations
Darregor: if she did that would make this a REALLY salty runback
djalternative: Yeah. Arena's been having problems, there's currently a code out for apology xp
ItsMeRST: Salty Runblock
kumatsu: Move to blocks
rynsfelda: Yeah, declare blockers.
DoctorHutch: I've had problems with my friend list on ipad, i assume yall are on PCs?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. Adams tasted power
Alexicon3: Guess we will have to salty runback by post
RandomTrivia: Blocking *IS* a mechanic in Magic: the Gathering lrrBEEJ
Sorator13: LUL
asthanius: "My credit card number is..."
Archonic_Energy: wait can i block mono blue opps all counter players?
stizzet: go through the direct challenge at the top of the screen on through the friends list
RandomTrivia: Adam yes LUL
MegaDosX: Wait did James actually just call Adam or is this a bit?
TwitchTVsFrank: Adam LUL
Alexicon3: Adam, this is just for twitch chat. No one else is paying attention, but we love it
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX I'm 100% certain that was a bit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia Adam sold it so well!
KWardJenx: Adam! Committing 100% to the bit!
Loonatic93: Bob Newhart has something to say about that!
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX He's good at that
marshacado: quick everyone call james
BjjBrain: @Loonatic93 <3 <3 <3
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh sorry I have to take this phone call" "I own the only other phone that exists, I know you are lying"
djalternative: 30 minutes
asthanius: 23
Fried_Twinkie: 37
BartholemewTheKitten: Bell's first call ended with "Sorry i'm going through a tunnel"
TabbyLavalamp: He's dead.
YeetTheRich_: the "love you too" at the end convinced my that adam actually talked to james
saucemaster5000: true fact -- at the first phone call everyone ran out of the theater because they thought they were getting hit by a train
asthanius: @TabbyLavalamp That's so sad! When?
djalternative: I can imagine Bell pulling that almost immediately
Archonic_Energy: he's sill as old as when he died
TabbyLavalamp: @asthanius I don't know. Twitter was down at the time.
thraximore: wow. that is powerful
asthanius: @TabbyLavalamp Oh that's a shame
hidingbox: @BartholemewTheKitten Correction: Oh no, you are going through a tunnel
Solid_Fuel: alexander graham bell is 63,626 days old
BjjBrain: that was a cover
e_bloc: Corgo300 I wish I could give a million bits for the natalie imbruglia joke
El_Funko: sick Australian pop song reference, Wheeler elfunkDab
bvorhies: 174 years old
BjjBrain: your no smooth criminal see!!
Sorator13: ghosts can't walk over water, adam, everyone knows that
all_hail_the_pan: I mean, Natalie Imbruglia is no Missy Higgins
the_hacker_414720: all removal monoblack
wickaboxet: Do an mtg but first to lore fail loses
asthanius: fwiw, we heard nothing
baughb: the ghost feels humiliated by the event and goes to a 'worse place'
Natedogg2: Owned, or Pwned?
Sibwow: corn on the cob
Solid_Fuel: wheeler plead the fifth
asthanius: Proactive is that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, right?
Sibwow: @asthanius youre thinking of tommy lee jones
TabbyLavalamp: Have you considered NOT killing your opponent and just agreeing to live in a peaceful draw?
Loonatic93: Get down and get funky!
asthanius: @Sibwow The guy from those coffee commercials?
Sibwow: @asthanius no thats david lee roth
asthanius: something something lee harvey oswald
YeetTheRich_: -creatures have ben removed from magic-
YeetTheRich_: *been
Loonatic93: Was Reagan shot by the guy from "The Greatest American Hero?"\
asthanius: Except for Niv Mizzet, who is very self-conscious
RandomTrivia: There can only be one UR Dragon Wizard and he's very protective of the title :D
YeetTheRich_: niv-mizzet is a wizard i don't see how prismari should not be one
bjorlamn: Niv mizzet is a wizard
NoTomToLose: Pippin is delightful after all
Addictiveme: 3 drop PW ticking to 6 on the turn it comes down is just disgusting
TabbyLavalamp: Dragons are just dinosaurs who got bored and took up a hobby.
wickaboxet: When are they going to print a clown elemental
asthanius: "Magic"
MegaDosX: Time shenaniganry
Loonatic93: At least with Tefari, it does make sense.
hidingbox: Kills 100 dollar jace with 20 dollar jace
BjjBrain: Watch Dark!
Sibwow: @asthanius Joseph Lee Berman
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djalternative: They're missing exactly half of the Will & Rowan cards on arena
asthanius: @Sibwow Do you just have a page open of celebrities with Lee in their name? If so, I need a link.
HundreydAundre: Yes, yes... like all the Doctors converging to safe the Earth.
RandomTrivia: Supposedly you're not actually summoning the Planeswalker to fight for you, you're conjuring a projection of them from a particular moment in time, like from a memory. Honestly it's a pretty good handwave, all things considered
HundreydAundre: Or each Earth of their own.
JonnyGlitch: Hey everybody!
JonnyGlitch: are we winning?
Sibwow: @asthanius no, that was actually joseph lieberman lmao
marxmarksman: Lillian and Josu, flavour win.
asthanius: oh my god
Neddy471: Just to out myself and how often I'm in this channel, apparently we're still playing "Betrayal at Krondor."
El_Funko: For a second I thought Kathleen's pet was a sandwich, but now I realise it's a book
baughb: free 1/1 we ahead now
asthanius: @El_Funko aka "knowledge sandwich"
RandomTrivia: @El_Funko What is a book if not a paper sandwich?
Archonic_Energy: mmm, tasty book.
Sorator13: @El_Funko LUL
asthanius: jeez
JonnyGlitch: That's like asking why a crocodile is eating you
niccus: mono-black only knows removal
the_hacker_414720: Kathleen is all removal
Sorator13: put that thing back where it came from or so help me
PigmyWurm: Wheeler was James piloting you account?
JonnyGlitch: Hold onto all those feelings until you die and it doesn't matter anymore
BjjBrain: diamonds
RomanGoro: Inside you there are two bad feelings
El_Funko: referee, whiskey bottle, etc
ughman617: Eyeyeye variance, indeed
Radyin: Eventually, you can weaponize it.
BjjBrain: or dark matter, sure
Alexicon3: Black hole?
BjjBrain: slow clap lol
RandomTrivia: Welp
JonnyGlitch: pooping diamonds is painful... or... so I hear....
SnowbirdMike: So your saying emotional constipation is recommended. Noted.
Sorator13: yeah, I'm pretty sure those are called kidney stones, and they're absolutely horrible
FacelessManAboutTown: I've never pooped diamonds, but I have seen a zirconium butt plug
HundreydAundre: We'll make Diamonds out of their ashes; taking them to battle with us...
JonnyGlitch: apologiese for beating your mic Adam!
Sibwow: someone check the wiki
RandomTrivia: !gladiator
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RandomTrivia: Oh, I thought the discord was linked in that, ah well
baughb: look at this, there's even a movie!
raaabr: Wooooot
Sibwow: @RandomTrivia its in the pastebin
djalternative: what about the dollary don'ts?
Sibwow: Discord:
Fruan: Do you want us posting this stuff places yet, or should we hold off?
CommiePuddin: US or CDN $?
Sibwow: what happens if 9 people go x-0
RandomTrivia: @djalternative Local tax regulations may differ, ask an expert :p
RomanGoro: Are those real dollars lrrBEEJ or the canadian variety?
FacelessManAboutTown: USD or Canadian?
MegaDosX: I think I'd have to be up at 3am for that >_>
xantos69: Boy I wish I had to worry about being good enough to win money playing magic.
asthanius: @MegaDosX lie to your sleep schedule
yaboysgottatinkle: questionable life pro tips
Sibwow: remember: its ok to lie to cops and your boss
djalternative: or just make friends with doctors on the discord who have no qualms about getting you out of commitments
asthanius: your boss is just a capitalism cop
zackfayden808: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
MegaDosX: What is God's PO Box?
djalternative: it's lying. that one ran out last week
FacelessManAboutTown: @MegaDosX Ottawa CA
FacelessManAboutTown: Dammit
hd_dabnado: Ottawa!
Sibwow: or jordan
ghyllnox: If you're mad about the button, just compact that anger into diamonds!
Alexicon3: Its a great day for Thunder Bay!
FacelessManAboutTown: Kathleen got the Ottawa joke out first
jujux3: bro what is going on
baughb: this is all how I see minnesotans
Trashweazel: i heard yesterday the pin is now 5 Colour Bad Stuff
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: @jujux3 Don't know, but it's hilarious
CaptainSpam: Yay Krondor!
djalternative: @jujux3 a descent into madness
circusofkirkus: baughb as a minnesotan, you're not wrong
raaabr: benginTraitor
DarthRagnar815: I'm from MN and I felt that...
xantos69: I was promised a Betrayal and a Krondor. So far I got nothing.
Sibwow: still not in krondor but we have been betrayed
djalternative: it's Beejtrayl at Beejdor
CaptainSpam: @xantos69 So you're saying you got betrayed? Kappa
raaabr: Oooooh
djalternative: Beej put it in the tweet himself
HundreydAundre: Beej-Trails: Krondor'Quest
RobotInProgress: PogChamp
raaabr: TOS!
CaptainSpam: Friday Night Funki
xantos69: @CaptainSpam My mind is exploding
asthanius: Friday Ight Funkin'?
CaptainSpam: Light AND nails!
RandomTrivia: (disclaimer: I know it's "faith" not face but I couldn't resist the joke)
asthanius: Candlekeep!
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
asthanius: That's where Randall Keith is from!
laikagoat: zoeySip
Alexicon3: Candlekeep! Yoo! Let's Go!
Sibwow: can we finish the large wallet stor
all_hail_the_pan: AWW YIS
Darregor: completely unrelated I just got mythic in constructed on arena for the first time so I'm happy :3
RandomTrivia: ysbrydHype
SigiledScryfish: Randal Keith from Candle Keep!
KaleidoscopeMind: Candlekeep x5??
e_bloc: these are all things I desire
all_hail_the_pan: Watching Nathaiel DM would be magic and I'm hyped
Fruan: Nelson is DMing?! Neat!
Alexicon3: DM Nelly and DM Dale?! I'm in!
RandomTrivia: EXCITE
Dog_of_Myth: Yay, Dale!
Trashweazel: woo
Sibwow: oh boy
BjjBrain: cheers all!
t_peazy: aw. I'm late.
Fried_Twinkie: I wouldn't be a fan either lol
MegaDosX: A fried Twinkie seems so extra
Darregor: Aren't twinkies discontinued or something?
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Adam with the juke
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW
asthanius: lrrSPOT_SG
MegaDosX: Imagine seeing Garruk just Kool Aid Man through a wall when you're at the hospital
Solid_Fuel: aww... we saw you tho @Dog_of_Myth lrrHEART
asthanius: we heard nothing
Alexicon3: We didn't..
Darregor: absolutely nothing
Sibwow: wow just skipping over me wheeler
asthanius: remember the alamo
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: This was fun. Let's do it again.
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
FacelessManAboutTown: @asthanius I prefer to remember the a la mode
djalternative: remember the ice cream
djalternative: hey chat, while we wait, what's your favorite non-standard ice cream flavor? Like, one you can't get at just about every store.
Juliamon: Butter crunch
Juliamon: (/butter brickle)
RandomTrivia: When eating 3-layer ice cream, watch out for sunburn on your legs and nearby parrots - you don't want to get a Knee or Polly Tan lrrBEEJ
djalternative: What's in butter crunch?
Juliamon: It's like butter pecan, but replace the pecans with little toffee bits
djalternative: oh that does sound great
djalternative: Mine's Superman, which isn't anything you'd have ever seen in a grocery store using the official DC branding but a midwestern exclusive flavor made up of three different ice creams
ContingentCat: I see I came just in time for the Paul message?
djalternative: the flavors differ depending on who makes it but typically the yellow is vanilla, the blue is blue moon (another midwestern flavor) and the red is something else like cherry (unless the maker is lazy in which case red is also vanilla)
djalternative: @ContingentCat yes
GoblinRanger: Night Paul
laikagoat: fionaLOL
RandomTrivia: Heh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrPAUL
GoblinRanger: It would be
djalternative: can it be?
djalternative: can we make that happen?
FacelessManAboutTown: Night Paul
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
InfinityToPlanck: N
InfinityToPlanck: Goodnight
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Russell Crowe does seem like a guy with very diverse interests, who knows? Maybe he plays Magic
TehAmelie: if you're an action hero past your prime, it's probably a good way to invest your abundant time and money