DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
hexy_lexy: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: oh. right on time
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: Perfect timing!
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hexy_lexy: hey early friends! reminder that yall are great and i value you all beyond measure!
thraximore: umbraLuv
TheMerricat: And that includes you @hexy_lexy :) lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Friends, this $20 5lb bag of nerds was the best investment I've ever made off of Amazon :D
Arclight_Dynamo: "A Five Pound Bag of Nerds" is a good way to describe chat, actually...
thraximore: Now I want nerds, dangit :p
djalternative: @TheMerricat Then I should probably introduce you to the candy warehouse
hexy_lexy: @TheMerricat what a coincidence, "$20 5lb bag of nerds" was my nickname in high school Kappa
djalternative: it's a website where you can buy basically any candy you want both brand and generic in large industrial sizes for cheap
asthanius: @hexy_lexy Come now, you're worth more than $20
CaptainSpam: We have to go back! Back... TO KRONDOR!
TheMerricat: @djalternative oh dear that would be... dangerous :D
thraximore: or, and I like this plan better... we go everywhere BUT Krondor
hexy_lexy: @asthanius high school was a decade ago for me, ive since appreciated in value
djalternative: @TheMerricat I'm on their newsletter
asthanius: @hexy_lexy #stonks
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
TheMerricat: I'm assuming ... ?
djalternative: yup
thraximore: I hear the pipes, the pipes are calling!
Arclight_Dynamo: @thraximore Tossed salad and scrambled eggs? Kappa
asthanius: "Is Danny home? The pipes are calling for him"
DEATHlikescats: that good good muzak
thraximore: Egg all /over/ my face
hexy_lexy: @asthanius and $20 for high school me is pretty generous. i was a pretty toxic kid
asthanius: @hexy_lexy ngl, a lot of us were
djalternative: wow. free 40 piece bag of tootsie rolls if you spend $100. that's how you know how much people usually spend at a time
TheMerricat: I wasn't toxic so much as dense as lead and still somehow radioactive.
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CaptainSpam: Hi, Beej!
hexy_lexy: hey Beej!!! hope youre well!
thraximore: Howdy wheelerMuldcb
sadryanbutler: beeeeeeeeeejjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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Supermane888: Beej rocking that movie star hair
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TheMerricat: @djalternative I certainly could spend $100 or more catching up on my childish dreams of hording candy and having a pantry full of it :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, nifty!
djalternative: @TheMerricat def check out their section on salt water taffy
head_cannon: Up next on the LRR network: Will Beej get his whole Shirt situation sorted out? Tune in and find out!
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder what proportion of chat is younger than this gmae?
Arclight_Dynamo: *game
DEATHlikescats: Been fixes a thing!
DEATHlikescats: Beej
DEATHlikescats: I mean
TheMerricat: @djalternative lol I have a feeling the merchant I purchased my nerds from on amazon was this place -
hexy_lexy: "the prices are firm" so are my leg muscles from being a runner
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asthanius: Any more WiiPlay shirts? Kappa
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Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I am so tempted to try to get on a Wii Play shirt backorder list. :D
DEATHlikescats: yass Rob_Racoon !!!
djalternative: @TheMerricat I doubt that. It's within the margin that I'm willing to bet it's the difference on what margins Amazon and them are willing to sell at.
thraximore: I hear noises
Arclight_Dynamo: That's great, yeah.
asthanius: Quiet
BrindleBoar: the relevant XKCD is called "Wisdom of the Ancients"
Excalibur_1867_: yes
TheMerricat: It's slightly quiet which is fine fo rme.
iamn0tg00d: Sounds perfect to me.
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we hear a MIDI sound again?
hexy_lexy: i think its a tinge quiet, but certainly at a great volume
asthanius: Can you loop that MIDI sound, then chop+screw it to make an EDM beat?
Arclight_Dynamo: Hear what?
thraximore: The toggle sound? Yes
TheMerricat: TBH I can't hear any difference. I'm deaf?
DeM0nFiRe: Cant really hear the sound effect much, like juuust barely
Arclight_Dynamo: The fire, yes.
PadawanTK16: faintly yeah
asthanius: Barely
Arclight_Dynamo: But it's really quiet.
ContingentCat: yup heard the fire
CorwinofSolace: A bit
thraximore: It's faint, but there
hexy_lexy: heard the fire quietly
Penguino_Rojo: Really odd looking version of Mass Effect
thraximore: oooh yep
asthanius: I hear the BOM BOM music
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we want to lower CD audio by, like, half.
asthanius: It's almost inaudible, tbh
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thraximore: I have my headphones in, so that might be making a differences for those without
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, we're trying to equalize CD and MIDI, then we will increase the volume on the mixer.
ContingentCat: I heard the manicles and such this time when I knew to listen to them
Nigouki: the real Betrayal was the audio settings
ContingentCat: yup lightning was good
PadawanTK16: yeah, I can hear that
orionsrise1: what's up Beej!
Arclight_Dynamo: CD is now a little lower than MIDI. But it *all* needs to come up a lot.
TheMerricat: This sounds ~perfect level for me now.
CaptainSpam: I'm just imagining the Jeff Tunnel Productions critter walking in, then "*whew!* Dynamix!"
thraximore: That seems clearer
Arclight_Dynamo: Cannot hear the menu click at all.
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ContingentCat: I think I hear the little toggle, but I might be imagining it
Nigouki: same, I doubt I can stay awake for long but I've been loving the vods
Arclight_Dynamo: I can hear that now.
DeM0nFiRe: Ok yeah that sounds more reasonable now
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thraximore: Crystal
TheMerricat: Tonight's going to be weird in an hour an a half I'll be watching Beej play and Kathleen DJ. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, this is good.
thraximore: Will we be able to hear the voices with the settings as-is?
ContingentCat: definitly good enough
mitomanox: nite tee beej. nothing agains polos, tho
mitomanox: soundblaster
mitomanox: did soundblaster come with dr. sbaitso?
Arclight_Dynamo: I assume you've seen the how-to thread on the GoG forum>
Arclight_Dynamo: ?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, gotcha.
Lord_Hosk: lets see if it works
TheMerricat: This is true for Betrayal at Krondor, which like these older games, had a single music/sound driver. So you have to use either the General MIDI driver, or the Sound Blaster driver, but you can't use both simultaneously. The SB16 uses FM synth, which is vastly inferior to MT-32 and GM. So you have a choice between beautiful music or hearing the digitized sound effects (voices, lightning bolts etc).
thraximore: As I walk though the valley where I harvest my grain
djalternative: ah. one or the other. that sucks
Krelera88: that sorcerer she mentioned is worth visiting if you can find them
Vector_Zero: @thraximore I understood that reference
Krelera88: it is
BrindleBoar: oooh is this the authenticating questions?
electra310: This game wants to know you've done your homework
Vector_Zero: Knowledge versus intuition, or something to that effect?
djalternative: because that implies they're aware of the cosmos
Nigouki: woooooooow
electra310: Byeeeee!
TheMerricat: Bilbo baggins all over again
Lord_Hosk: the tricksy
DarkMorford: WHAT is your name?
Negarretep: @djalternative they are aware, the tsurani come from a different planet
thraximore: What just happened??
Arclight_Dynamo: See, that's what 100% barding gets you. Kappa
CaptainSpam: Oh, man. Here I thought someone had despaired Owyn's eyes!
thraximore: I'm confused at what just transpired
Vector_Zero: A reverse airspeed of an unladen swallow
Lord_Hosk: thraximore he tricked the wizard into asking a simple question "Can you see me?"
electra310: Want to give it to the riddle guy?
Negarretep: @thraximore for the 3rd question he pretended to be blind, instead of asking the impossible 3rd question the sorcerer asking "can't you see me?" which was answered
TheMerricat: we conned the wizard @thraximore,
tracerhead: Conning a wizard will surely have no repercussions
Arclight_Dynamo: Leave it in a bag on his step, set it on fire. Cool cool.
graal_smith: I just got here. I'm not sure how I feel about this game.
Nigouki: this is the exactly correct level of horseshit for D&D
thraximore: ahhhhh OK. That took me way too long to grok
electra310: If you set it on fire, it is a flaming staff, and more valuable!
thraximore: @electra310 LUL
ContingentCat: watch agrees
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orionsrise1: good luck Beej! I gotta jump
hexy_lexy: Beej, did you get a haircut or are you just Containing The Beast?
ContingentCat: yup
Arclight_Dynamo: Sounds good, yep!
thraximore: oh yeah
thraximore: the little 'tink' of the attack is very funny
Lord_Hosk: Free XP!
TheMerricat: grind time!
hexy_lexy: infinite xp?
Arclight_Dynamo: BTW, looking at the GoG thread, it seems that swapping for the newer Sierra file is what gets you voices. They're FM synth, not MIDI or CD.
thraximore: Whenever I see the scrawl on the spy notes, I can't help but see the word 'Walk', even though I know it's gibberish
seanmrwick: oooh, I've never seen this game before
seanmrwick: also, hi Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Mimic!
Lord_Hosk: THe Goonies are in there
thraximore: Well, what? umbraHmm
seanmrwick: I'm convinced that one looks a lot like Keaneu
dkosa: Good Evening sir
thraximore: ???
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Negarretep: What have you been up to Locklear that you are so familiar with these locks?
TheMerricat: lol chasity belts
thraximore: Locklear has been reading some saucy novels
CaptainSpam: Wow, can't even pick it?
Driosenth: "virtue" key
Himyul: lockpicking?
Driosenth: funny, all the virtue keys have the same bitting
Himyul vibrates at the store
Arclight_Dynamo: The entire point of duping was to have the money to just DO things like this.
BuggDoubt: obviously you can't pick the lock, that would not be virtuous
TheMerricat: we print money why would we worry about finding one
Driosenth: cause you're here
thraximore: but we have a lock to open NOW
Himyul: I applaud your fiscal policy
dkosa: so you don't have to wait till later
Negarretep: How much demand for these is there that the store just has chastity belt keys for sale NotLikeThis
TheMerricat: @negarretep do you really want to know?
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, don't kinkshame. Kappa
Himyul: and what good is a chastity belt if the merchant has dozens of keys lying around for it?
TheMerricat: especially since they seem to be generic and open any lock
seanmrwick: i'm surprised it doesn't involve any dice rolling
RoastedGravy: Sup, nerds. DansGame / How goes Kronchdor?
Lord_Hosk: Its a lock in the bottom of a well. YEAH its going to be rusty
asthanius: I imagine the chastity belts actually have like twenty locks, each requiring a new key
electra310: That word was part covered by Beej's window, I was sure it would say codpiece :D
electra310: I mean, virtue key, right?
Obsidian_Shade: Satisfied at the first click
Vector_Zero: It’s an everlast!
thraximore: spy stuff, you just /know/ they're kinky
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we're hoarding spy notes so we can stash items?
Lord_Hosk: So much extra stuff
seanmrwick: how old is this game? because the Frame rate in the game looks it's from the early 90s
RoastedGravy: I'm guessing 93.
Vector_Zero: It’s from the early 90s
RoastedGravy: YUS
RoastedGravy: PogChamp
asthanius: Gasoline
Lord_Hosk: Steed
asddsa28: seatd
dkosa: stead
asddsa28: im gessing
Arclight_Dynamo: Rider?
asthanius: Blood
asthanius: Beast?
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thraximore: How does that not benefit the wagon?
MAPBoardgames: trail
djalternative: fries?
electra310: flies?
niccus: beeeeeeest
RoastedGravy: Beets
Hpjones10: wheel
ritchards: wheel, spelt weirdly
dougma: human
electra310: toiletshoe
asthanius: What are the first and last options?
thraximore: @electra310 nice callback
MAPBoardgames: noise?
Domo_VanDomington: driver
dkosa: I just thought noise too
RoastedGravy: Cholera
DeM0nFiRe: @MAPBoardgames Ah that is a good guess
asthanius: fuck off
Lord_Hosk: Nice
electra310: Nice!
asddsa28: woot
RoastedGravy: Noice
DeM0nFiRe: That is actually a nice riddle
ContingentCat: wat
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, for god's sake. :D
Yakkers221B: Good shit
Arclight_Dynamo: That was a good one.
Lord_Hosk: At least it was worth it
dkosa: not trapped, just too much lol
Lord_Hosk: Throw that note in
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asthanius: Wiiiiiiiiind
thraximore: turbocat
electra310: sunshine
TheMerricat: like how we conned of wizard out of a staff and then just drop it in chess middle of the wilds
seanmrwick: unrelated to the game Beej, I showed my mom the crapshot of the first "Gardening with Greg" with the "effin zinias", and now it's become an inside joke in my house
Lord_Hosk: StinkyFarts
lyropithic: Something about fire?
Arclight_Dynamo: Sunlight
electra310: Sunshine
asthanius: ^
HorusFive: ^
Himyul: sunshine, yeah
asddsa28: omg how did i not get that
RoastedGravy: Eyyy
Arclight_Dynamo: Ey, we got there!
RoastedGravy: Ooo, grapes.
electra310: I no-scoped it but got overshadowed by Turbocat :D
thraximore: and stuff to dupe later right?
electra310: Which was, admittedly, much better
djalternative: are we not circling the entire map every chapter?
Sappo569: just wanted to say, i really enjoy your playthrough of krondor, one of my all time favorite games since I was a kid
thraximore: Do you know which characters you get to keep for chapter 2?
Basic_Human_Decency: seed
asthanius: Pants
HorusFive: name?
djalternative: buts
dkosa: name
DEATHlikescats: nose?
Lord_Hosk: Put everything in one chest?
ritchards: who's leaving all these chests around?
ritchards: and what locksmith made good money with riddle locks?
Lord_Hosk: ritchards The headless limbless gang thats who
ritchards: High-larious!
Arclight_Dynamo: Set this house on fire.
ContingentCat: seems the answer to Can we speak with them is nope
Tecnocrat: "I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear!"
HorusFive: On second thought, let's not go to Camalot
thraximore: having played darkest dungeon, stumps are NOT always good umbraS
Lord_Hosk: 3 gold? thats WAY too expensive! who would pay that much
djalternative: Is it useful to know that that couple is likely in a relatively open relationship? I don't think it's that kind of game
Vector_Zero: Every game is that kind of game with the right headcanon.
thraximore: @djalternative an OVEN relationship? no thanks we have one already
asthanius: @djalternative We also know they don't have ducks, so there's really no point in talking to them
Himyul: as opposed to those specialty ass shops
asddsa28: yeah it is
DEATHlikescats: yup it's a thing
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, there was a story in the local newspaper a few years ago about how people were camping at Walmart, and it was fine.
Lord_Hosk: and its well lit and "safe"
asthanius: If I help people, then Capitalism
TheMerricat: Permission to park is extended by individual store managers, based on the availability of parking space and local laws. ... So while, in general, you are able to camp in Wal Mart parking lots. For each specific instance, you must check with the manager to ensure that it is permitted in that particular location
DEATHlikescats: plus they had 24 hr Walmart's so 24 hr bathroom access
pupsnapgaming: If you need to be the Seattle Garages and PARK IT
dkosa: I don't know if it applies in Canada, but I've heard of it in the states
Basic_Human_Decency: they also piss on your store if you say no
djalternative: what does Caval keep?
asthanius: Caval Keeps Horses
Vector_Zero: Randall Keith from Caval Keep?
Xenguin47: Oh sweet, let's enter a house and betray some people!
Xenguin47: Push him in, Owyn!
asthanius: Money well!
Basic_Human_Decency: no
Vector_Zero: Snot betrayal at caval keep, yknow
thraximore: A town this idyllic HAS to have bodies tucked away somewhere
Xenguin47: @Basic_Human_Decency Oof, that username and comment combo is just... so 2020s
asthanius: do not finger the bard without permission
TheMerricat: God these hairdos....
thraximore: any relation to Gandalf the Grey?
djalternative: Or Gandalf the White?
Fanklok: locklear's swoopy boy emo haircut reminds me of someone but i can't place who
djalternative: Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
djalternative: Benito Moussolini and the Blue Meanie
electra310: If you win half as much as you bet, is that good?
thraximore: all in, baby
djalternative breaks into The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
turnflank: Cowboy Curtis?
Vector_Zero: Their 1 sovereign?
hexy_lexy: "the door was ajar" yeah, and now its a door :p
thraximore: badum tsh
djalternative: if the door was a jar then we dare not open it or face the wrath of Adam
Vector_Zero: PanDoorA’s jar, hope, etc oh god how do jokes work?
asthanius: Eugene?
hexy_lexy: Eugene :P
thraximore: the ineffable
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh-ho! Owyn is a noble, eh?
electra310: Duke, duke, duke, duke or earl, earl, earl...
Vector_Zero: Eugenie ?
Basic_Human_Decency: a pug thats a magician?
Negarretep: He'll perform the magical trick of duping items to pay his bills
ContingentCat: this is sounding a bit too familiar about my philosophy degrees
ElementalAlchemist: wow.
TheMerricat: Corvaliss the stuck up
thraximore: Castles and keeps have plenty of wood in them
thraximore: Wood goes up, stone comes down
thraximore: can't explain that
hexy_lexy: i love eugenie of the light brown hair :p
asthanius: "I dream of Ugyne"
djalternative: wow. he's a noble that values human life over material possessions? dece
hexy_lexy: @asthanius we both got there
Vector_Zero: Ugyne, me Tarzan
TheMerricat: from a forum thread complaining about how you pronounce words in this guy's books: "Aug 10, 2009 #20 The one that always got me was Ugyne Carvallis. How in the seven hells do you pronounce that? Is it supposed to be a weird variant of Eugenie?"
thraximore: Interesting that the Inn has two entrances for... reasons?
racoonius: hi Beej. how are you doing today?
mrverbal: More beejtrayal? yes, please
thraximore: Makes sense
asthanius: Turns out, most game engines are HyperCard with more bits and bobs
lyropithic: I'm embarassed to admit I didn't notice the title of the stream until just now
Negarretep: You can't do that in chapter 1
Arclight_Dynamo: If you're asking, it looks like you need it in Ch. 3
thraximore: back to the chest with the spy note?
djalternative: all games should be ported to hypercard
thecanerdian: oh maaaan hello there nostalgia
mrverbal: do items you put back in chests persist?
djalternative: yes
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TheMerricat: @mrverbal yes, That's part of the strats
Lord_Hosk: those three chests with all the cloths and gems in them?
mrverbal: ok, cool
thraximore: @mrverbal depends. sometimes stuff disappears, presumably people take the things inside
thraximore: ground food, my favorite!
mrverbal: I played this probably only once, about 2 and a half decades ago, so it was all brute force, no internets
thecanerdian: I never beat this game; I think I kind of bricked myself but not really building up skills in the early chapters
djalternative: why not call the sierra hotline? I'm sure G's character would've appreciated it
Vector_Zero: @thecanerdian beej will not have that problem
thraximore: @djalternative I always felt so bad for that guy :(
Vector_Zero: But he lived in a world where Dukakis was president...
Fanklok: theres a crapshot about the help line
mrverbal: yea, you have to do some grind at some point; earlier is better
Lord_Hosk: Now chat... Remember when Beej Asks in 3 weeks "where did we put that knights piece" we all need to remember him putting it in a different place or forget about it all together.
Vector_Zero: @lord_hosk deal!
thecanerdian: oh man, the storytelling in this game is lit
thraximore: The plot THICKENS
Lord_Hosk: That will be the TRUE Beejtrayal at Krondor
djalternative: Uncle Geoff?
djalternative: No!
electra310: Maybe he sent the maid
HorusFive: literal actual murder for hire
ghyllnox: Take it, then nobody gets driven mad
asthanius: As long as there's a note, he can't take his money back Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Reading a walkthrough, you were right to drop off the Knight's Piece. It can only be used as part of chapter 3's plot. It cannot be used before then.
HorusFive: that money is the payment for the curse or whatever
thecanerdian: moat
electra310: moat
Arclight_Dynamo: Moat
asthanius: moat?
dkosa: moat
MAPBoardgames: moat
ghyllnox: Wind?
asddsa28: mooat
djalternative: We should introduce Uncle Geoff to Earnest's Furnace Warehouse. The most trusted name in Gaslighting
thraximore: That sounds even more unethical somehow
CaptainSpam: Path?
thecanerdian: haha, this reminds me of that bit in Community with Elroy and Britta
asthanius: ^
Arclight_Dynamo: Wind
hexy_lexy: SIMP? Kappa
dkosa: wind
MAPBoardgames: Can I change my vote to EAMT?
ghyllnox: Path?
asthanius: time? egg? wind? man?
HorusFive: PJSalt
spleenlord: wall
asthanius: Those are all the riddle answers I know
Arclight_Dynamo: I think path is right.
CaptainSpam: Ermac. Wait, wrong game...
asddsa28: wit
spleenlord: wall works
StbnMC: Wind
thraximore: Mellon
shurtal: Wall
chaostreader: Moat?
asthanius: so anyway, he's Wall
thraximore: sweet, free poison!
electra310: You can poison a lot of Coltari with that much poison
mrverbal: "No officer, I found all this deadly poison on the road!"
asthanius: Ah, good ol' road poison
Arclight_Dynamo: The Knight's Piece will get you into an area right now, but there's a lock in there you cannot get past until Ch. 3. Maybe there's stuff worth doing in there now?
thecanerdian: "it fell off a carriage!"
Vector_Zero: It’s for personal use only...
thraximore: I found this poison in a chest, which as everyone knows is free dibs for anyone who can solve a children's word game
thecanerdian: so I missed first stream; is this still Chapter 1?
thraximore: @thecanerdian indeed
Vector_Zero: Oh yes
mrverbal: this is still C1
thecanerdian: @thraximore danke!
djalternative: @thecanerdian it will never not be chapter one
Arclight_Dynamo: @thecanerdian Yep. We're doing everything but the plot before we do the plot.
mrverbal: Beej is doing all of the exploring
thraximore: there is only chapter one
thraximore: forever
mrverbal: I think I largely did the same when I played it
Vector_Zero: We have always been at war with chapter one
djalternative: once we get to krondor we roll credits and move onto the next game
electra310: If you gamble and lose, does that increase the entertainment budget for barding?
mrverbal: Indeed, I think I played it roughly the same way as beej at roughly the same time; friend regularly came over and we played the hell out of it
thecanerdian: once the Betrayal happens we out? :D
mrverbal: also a lot of knights of legend
Vector_Zero: That would be a true betrayal
Arclight_Dynamo: We can't hear that?
djalternative: @thecanerdian maybe actually yes. beej is considering letting adam do pif once we finish the first chapter and then come back later
asddsa28: o well
thecanerdian: @djalternative legit
TheMerricat: this reminds me of trying to max out my characters in Dungeon Master as a kid and I love it.
electra310: We can't hear it, but we do get to see Beej dance
asthanius: Does this guy know more than one song?
thraximore: 122? wow
thecanerdian: I could hear the song, but very faint
Sappo569: it seems like barding is always the best choice, the most you make from gambling is like 50?
Vector_Zero: What’s Adam planning for PiF?
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm. Yeah, since you were playing with sound settings, we did not hear the bard music.
blip2004: you pulled off the Master Exploder
djalternative: Returnal
thraximore: I heard it, but it was very quiet
djalternative: Vector ^
Vector_Zero: Oh cool, that game sounds neat.
asthanius: We've never heard it
TheMerricat: I could hear the Bard musi
mrverbal: I could hear the bard music
djalternative: I def didn't hear it
ghyllnox: It's always been quiet, but it's there
asthanius: huh
thraximore: Fainter than usual, but audible
mrverbal: it's pretty soft, but some amount of music was heard
felipe_modesto: yeah it was super quiet
Arclight_Dynamo: In that case it's likely just a lot quieter than the rest of the CD audio.
Arclight_Dynamo: I prolly just didn't hear it.
Vector_Zero: I could hear it
thecanerdian: The Well is Well, thanks for asking
asthanius: Dude would wreck a claw machine
electra310: Can't put it back in the well
thraximore: it just works
TheMerricat: how do you fish out a sword from a well using another sword?
electra310: I just imagine them fixing a sword and throwing it back down a well
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djalternative: magnets?
Vector_Zero: Maybe they literally mean a lamprey...
thecanerdian: @TheMerricat you give the sword an opposing charge
Vector_Zero: As in the fish
thraximore: @electra310 the legend of the random smith
dkosa: can you just drop the sword?
electra310: And then the next person to pull it out is king of Krondor
thraximore: @electra310 ironic, considering that it's a /moredhel/ blade
Vector_Zero: Careful, that was a loadbearing sword
Lord_Hosk: "Can I powder bag that dude"
electra310: It's no basis for a system of government!
thecanerdian: WHAT. How did I never know the tuning fork does this
djalternative: you have that power, Host
djalternative: Hosk*
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Vector_Zero: Seems impolite
thraximore: Gorath rolls a 20 on his Perception check
thecanerdian: "Glory hand" oh my
thraximore: That's a neat bit of flavor
QmonsterGames: I played the sequel to this game. All I remember was being confused by the mechanics
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's what the wyvern eggs are for.
Vector_Zero: Health/stamina hit point system is really cool.
HorusFive: Shopkeep- this book has a marked page. Wanna give me a few gold off?
Vector_Zero: With cast from HP magic system.
thraximore: so many spells, wow
Arclight_Dynamo: Spell list saying what they do:
asthanius: Unfortunate Flux. You mean TTSF?
Vector_Zero: Oh god. I had unfortunate flux on the weekend and I still can’t look at a burrito.
hexy_lexy: "Full Spellbook" also known as "Despair Thy Eyes" :p
djalternative: That reminds me. I should grab a version of Fluxx at some point
Vector_Zero: Looks like someone was duping here.
Arclight_Dynamo: Peace
Lord_Hosk: ghost heather Ghost heather...
thecanerdian: ooo plus we can think on the riddle
spleenlord: Ya peace works
mrverbal: I seem to recall a game in the later game - chapter4ish - which is full broken
thraximore: uhhh
asthanius: Scene?
Arclight_Dynamo: You're not not the commercials scene.
ElementalAlchemist: goodbye Beej
asthanius: Beej no
ritchards: peace
thraximore: that was a long delay, and a concerning one LUL
spleenlord: At least he was wearing pants
aquinas_0: lol
djalternative: We never get chair stream on LR
asthanius: Oh no, Beej is going to be so mad at Beej
djalternative: R
ReiyChanter: Atleast he has pants on
Vector_Zero: Man, my chat lag is awful.
ritchards: !chair
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeChair
Lord_Hosk: woopsy
asthanius: Hi Heather
Lord_Hosk: Hi heather
thraximore: oh man, actual factual chair stream. at least I got an ad
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Heather.
shurtal: Hi
Vector_Zero: Needs a post-it note for Paul
ElementalAlchemist: Hi Heather!
chaostreader: I did get ads so at least that still happened
ritchards: Hi Heather!
asthanius: Beej didn't go to the commercials scene
thatjerkherc: hello
Lord_Hosk: Beej left the camera on
MAPBoardgames: Hi Heather!
Armyguy0: Nice~
DeM0nFiRe: Hello lrrHEATHER
DEATHlikescats: hi
thecanerdian: I got one commercial and then back
crowyote: hi Heather!
thraximore: camera is on, hi heather :)
asthanius: Bye
Armyguy0: Heya Heather
dkosa: a wild Heather has appeared
DEATHlikescats: PrideRise PrideLove PridePog critroleVibes
SK__Ren: Pity about that
Lord_Hosk: YEAH! Ghost heather!
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeJustRight
ritchards: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
thraximore: there we go :D
CranstonSnord: LUL
DEATHlikescats: nooooo
MAPBoardgames: Hello highlight reel!
DEATHlikescats: cbardHype
Armyguy0: Heya Highlights
DEATHlikescats: thenk!
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, Heather, remember to tell Heather that the scene transition was messed up. Heather hates it when you don't tell her.
asthanius: D'awwww
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: You're hair looks great
hexy_lexy: hi Ghost Heather!
crowyote: aww, thank you! <3
DEATHlikescats: cypher1Queen PrideCrown critroleDfmg kaypikeNEONRAINBOW cbardHype
Xenguin47: I always look Heather's best.
DEATHlikescats: Heather always looks my best?
hexy_lexy: hey Heather! reminder that youre great and i appreciate you!
thatjerkherc: don't worry, I wrote a note as well. ;)
ritchards: Commercial Sign!
thraximore: first break was half an hour late, beej forgot to change beforehand, beej fumbled transition to commercial screen, this stream has been solid gold
Arclight_Dynamo: We make our own fun here on Twitch dot teevee. :D
asthanius: sounds neat
DEATHlikescats: asmr
dkosa: that sounds co
Lord_Hosk: I wish I looked as good as heather, but alas they only taught me to shoot fireballs not how to look good.
thraximore: Kreygasm
ElementalAlchemist: I've seen ASMR videos that made those sounds
dkosa: cool*
thraximore: very satisfying
Vector_Zero: Oooh
hexy_lexy: nailed it
BrindleBoar: "slash fill in the blank"
Vector_Zero: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
thraximore: @Vector_Zero watch out vector, the asterisks aren't working on passwords anymore :)
Vector_Zero: Oh no!
DEATHlikescats: drewitW drewitComfy drewitOk
thraximore: nope! :D
DEATHlikescats: drewitRaid drewitPaarlChamp
JanuaryDark: woah heather you look different
DEATHlikescats: cypher1Nat20 cypher1D20 cypher1Nat20 cypher1D20
asthanius: Continuity is gonna be so fun if Heather actually cuts that :D
mrverbal: clearly meej making trouble
Phailhammer: thraximore ******* Works for me. lrrBEEJ
thraximore: I did get an ad however, so that worked at least
DEATHlikescats: benginHeck benginYe
DEATHlikescats: benginRip
aquinas_0: Cheer100 Beej was in fact mad at beej
dkosa: Double note
djalternative: she already did
MAPBoardgames: We forgive you.
LunarJade: I already made a note, don't worry about it. Unless you do it again..
DEATHlikescats: cbardYas cbardSir
DEATHlikescats: thesti4Hype thesti4Hype thesti4Hype
Arclight_Dynamo: Peace
ritchards: Peace
asthanius: peas
Armyguy0: I think Beej is slowly turning Centauri
thraximore: Huh, what kind of a quarrels are those?
Vector_Zero: Tsurani
Vector_Zero: From memory... second worst?
thraximore: oh really? dang
thraximore: They look cool
thraximore: whooop
Arclight_Dynamo: What does having more than 100% accuracy even *mean*?
dkosa: my thoughts exactly
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo You CAN'T dodge magic missile, no really
thraximore: Setting stuff on fire adds retail value, same goes with poisoning it
mrverbal: cards?
SK__Ren: Cards sounds right
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, cards, that's really good.
MAPBoardgames: I approve!
CaptainSpam: Well, maybe in YOUR games you don't eat the cards...
MAPBoardgames: Everyday, I'm shuffling.
Vector_Zero: Ooh, fancy
thraximore: I see THIS riddle's author never played the fine game of Garbage
thecanerdian: imagine how weird this process would look to a third party: "why are those guys taking stuff out of a chest they broke into, polishing it, and putting it back?"
thraximore: @thecanerdian There's been a joke in chat that someone is convinced chests are magical, items keep repairing themselves when you leave them for awhile LUL
thecanerdian: @thraximore I can't prove otherwise therefore it's true
dkosa: quite a distance.... not that far lol
Vector_Zero: Is a number three like a number one and number two at the same time?
ElementalAlchemist: always be saving
thraximore: Wizard of Oz was not a documentary
thraximore: That corn field is just there for tax reasons
Vector_Zero: Life is peaceful there
Arclight_Dynamo: Dispensary. Nice.
thraximore: CBD shop, buy local folks
Vector_Zero: We in Colorado now?
ghyllnox: The tattooed hand!
thraximore: These goblins are very articulate, must have had good education.
felipe_modesto: that thud sound. every time.
CaptainSpam: Kill him with FLAMES, no less!
thraximore: oh, not goblins
thecanerdian: Locklear is a freaking killbot
MAPBoardgames: They look like LARPers
Vector_Zero: Rouges that are under powdered
thecanerdian: were the graphics based on human models? Like actual actors?
PMAvers: And have anyone made any mods for this game to replace those trolls with Shrek?
thraximore: No wonder he's trying to vandalize random scarecrows, poor Locklear has survived harrowing events
ghyllnox: The art in this game seems on point for such low resolution, so I'd assume they at least knew what they were doing
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TheMerricat: @thecanerdian I have to assume they are 'photoshopped' real photos.
CaptainSpam: Sierra/Dynamix had a pedigree to uphold with VGA graphics back in the day.
thraximore: I assume you can't combine whetstones?
Kaktus021: Man, Tarkov looks different
thraximore: @Kaktus021 hahahaha
thraximore: Stripping the bodies, polishing their armor and weapons, then putting them back on
thraximore: woah that's a lot of caitns
CaptainSpam: Wow.
TheMerricat: Are we sure we aren't just aspiring undertakers?
CaptainSpam: We just REALLY don't like unkempt armor and weapons.
thraximore: @TheMerricat The party looks like psychopaths from the outside
Vector_Zero: Just good tourists. Take only gold, leave only bodies.
CaptainSpam: Leave everything better than we found it.
thraximore: Role models, really.
thraximore: Dig a hole, put your shovel in the hole. The James brand
Arclight_Dynamo: Well... at least you were right to worry? There's that. :D
thraximore: Aha.
thecanerdian: hm. this presents a conundrum
MAPBoardgames: push diagonally?
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a problem.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, galaxy brain.
Vector_Zero: Just push forward?
Vector_Zero: Oh
thecanerdian: woot!
CaptainSpam: Ever forward, never trapping.
Arclight_Dynamo: Comb?
MAPBoardgames: comb
ghyllnox: Saws?
Arclight_Dynamo: Dinger.
SK__Ren: Comb?
thecanerdian: rake?
oyleslyck: saws
dkosa: saws
Vector_Zero: Fork?
chaostreader: Cave?
Lord_Hosk: Saws might not eat, but a dull saw will bite you. ALWAYS SHARPEN YOUR TOOLS!
thraximore: Shadow.
Lord_Hosk: Submariner
DEATHlikescats: shadow works
Arclight_Dynamo: Shoe
MAPBoardgames: shoes
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp.
thecanerdian: boots?
Sappo569: wagon
DEATHlikescats: chime
MAPBoardgames: river?
hexy_lexy: creek?
thecanerdian: flame?
crowyote: wagon
RvLeshrac: Indeed, wagon
TheMerricat: wagon
Arclight_Dynamo: What's a wagon tongue?
DEATHlikescats: nice!!
lyropithic: Writing these down for d&d riddles, honestly
thecanerdian: @Arclight_Dynamo the part that sticks out for horses
Vector_Zero: Do wagons ... run?
DEATHlikescats: @arclight_dynamo it's what you hitch oxen to
djalternative: @Arclight_Dynamo It's what Lightening McQueen's great grandpappy uses to eat
TheMerricat: @Vector_Zero they sure don't walk :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. I honestly never knew that. Neat!
DEATHlikescats: or as @thecanerdian said
Vector_Zero: No complaints there
DEATHlikescats: we're all learning tonight
thecanerdian: at a certain point the game must hard gate us from areas, right?
Vector_Zero: Can’t get to timirianya yet
thecanerdian: wowzers, that's a huge amount of map you get access to
DEATHlikescats: shirt change time??
Crow_T_Human: so you can't go north of Northwarden... well done, Northwarden, living up to your name.
Lord_Hosk: Ghost heather Ghoast heather GHOST GHOST GHOST!
thraximore: lrrSPOOP heather
TheMerricat: Watching this and Brave New Favs via multistream is.... interesting. :)
Lord_Hosk: WOOOOOOO!
thecanerdian: yaaay!
DEATHlikescats: wheeee
hexy_lexy: lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER
thecanerdian: we love ghost Heather
DEATHlikescats: PrideCute PridePog
MAPBoardgames: Heather is ALWAYS watching.
Armyguy0: lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER
thraximore: ye
Crow_T_Human: personally I don't believe in ghost heathers.
DEATHlikescats: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MAPBoardgames: I'm having fun.
dkosa: boo
thecanerdian: this is verreh good content
Xenguin47: Anybody can go through a wall if you're going fast enough
Armyguy0: Ya its going good so far
Negarretep: I hate fun, it's the worst
DEATHlikescats: benginHeck benginYe benginHype
hexy_lexy: Ghost Heather is the real star of the stream
CaptainSpam: Watch, one of these times it'll be Ghost Paul out of nowhere, and he'll be confused as to why he's on this stream. :D
Armyguy0: ngl feet suck
shurtal: The Silent Heather strikes when the Beej is inattentive
TheMerricat: We all float down here?
DEATHlikescats: benginRip benginDab
djalternative: will we ever get a heather variant of spoopifer?
Armyguy0: why have feet?
DEATHlikescats: drewitHype drewitHype drewitHype drewitHype drewitHype
Lord_Hosk: A&W?
DEATHlikescats: drewitPls drewitPls drewitPls drewitPls drewitPls
hexy_lexy: ICREAM
djalternative: you can just make an ice cream float
ShatteredShamrock: I have indian fried pancakes with icescream!
CataclysmicReverb: Fizzy sips*
Crow_T_Human: the disembodied spirit makes a good point. i wanna float.
DEATHlikescats: 50/50 is so delish
dkosa: have everyone make ice cream floats for the next live
Armyguy0: oh nice~
Arclight_Dynamo: "Carbonated, non-alcoholic,sweetened beverage."
Armyguy0: I just passed 100k pints
djalternative: just grab a soda and your perfered ice cream and chuck them in a glass
Armyguy0: points*
DEATHlikescats: peanut butter cup Blizzard
TheMerricat: sadly it's midnight here and noplace that sells icecream is open near me
hexy_lexy: i just finished my bottle of pop
DEATHlikescats: Doc Migillicudies?!
thraximore: we've been caught! scuttle the ship D:
thecanerdian: bye ghost Heather
Lord_Hosk: OHHH NOOO Ghost heather floated awwwwaaayyy
djalternative: @TheMerricat a walgreens or 7-11 should have ice cream
Vector_Zero: Return to Beejdor!
Lord_Hosk: LRR Pride shirts, Available exclusively during pride month. But at LRR, every month is pride month because we are proud of each and every one of you for being who you are every day you are you.
TheMerricat: Waiting for the LRR Wrath shirt TBH :P
thecanerdian: so...that's like Chekov's scarecrow, right? Like one of them DOES come to life, right?
Vector_Zero: @themerricat it’s to follow the LRR Grapes shirt.
Beltr0n: Not sure if you know this, but I believe if you press G you can see the entire grid for easier movement planning :)
shurtal: Are these spawn of the 5th angel?
TheMerricat: @Beltr0n he's used that a couple of times. :)
thecanerdian: snek?
thecanerdian: ah, a watersnek
vandristine: Beej looks like he hasnt stopped streaming Betrayal at Krondor
PMAvers: If there's a mermaid sitting in the waterfall, run.
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djalternative: @TheMerricat I'd enjoy a 7 deadly LRRs shirt where each one is a character they've made
TheMerricat: Whatever you do, don't open the cask of salt.
thraximore: onion rings! my favorite!
djalternative: chug the cask of salt
thraximore: do all the shovels in the game smell bad?
Arclight_Dynamo: Bingo.
thraximore: the descriptions seem universally unappealing
thraximore: hmmmmm
thraximore: umbraThink
thecanerdian: the mystery noise was *chef's kiss*
thraximore: where could we POSSIBLY find one of those??
Vector_Zero: Ha!
Arclight_Dynamo: You can get in there right now, but there's a path that is blocked until you get a Ch. 3 item.
DEATHlikescats: Beej hair is especially Doc Brown right now
MAPBoardgames: Experience Beej.
DEATHlikescats: especially magnificent today
CaptainSpam: Turns out, we are experiencing Beej right now. It was the hair all along.
DEATHlikescats: almost Lando Molari from Babylon 5
thraximore: Focusing is a free action
thraximore: I guess you can just leave?
thecanerdian: itsatrap.gif
thraximore: So nothing actually happened, huh
TheMerricat: He must not have too much probelm with metal if he's got all these brass bells :P
thraximore: He just slapped a 'kick me' sign on each of your backs, didn't he
Arclight_Dynamo: Aren't we... incognito? Why did we tell this guy everything?
thraximore: It was the tree who said it!
Lord_Hosk: Free stuff!
thraximore: Rude :D
Vector_Zero: Just sleep in the graveyard?
Arclight_Dynamo: Silence
DEATHlikescats: promise
MrUglama: i heard "Name is Gibb"
thraximore: Everyone else in the graveyard is sleeping, and when in Rome...
DEATHlikescats: nice
Arclight_Dynamo: WRONG
CaptainSpam: WRONG!
ElementalAlchemist: Wrong!
DEATHlikescats: OMG
TheMerricat: Say the word Friend! And enter!
DEATHlikescats: beloc
thraximore: burdened by success
thraximore: too much loot
TheMerricat: Who keeps our keys? Can we lose access to them when we swap characters?
Arclight_Dynamo: I think keys live in a party unspace, like our money.
thecanerdian: uh oh
thraximore: LUL poor man
Arclight_Dynamo: That's Sierra for you. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder what would happen if you had fewer than 25 gold?
CaptainSpam: Ah, good ol' "PAY ME FOR DOOR REPAIRS" from the original Zelda. :D
RvLeshrac: Dynamix!
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo the text said "or whatever we have left"
Arclight_Dynamo: @thraximore Oh! There you go, then.
thecanerdian: this inn is literally when pigs fly
thraximore: Another gift?
Arclight_Dynamo: Trick exploding torch?
thraximore: From Delakhon or whatever his name is?
thraximore: And why did they have to punch her, geez
TheMerricat: well I definitely hear music right now
ghyllnox: Is that a troll on the left?
thraximore: Owyn's barding is 100%, is there any point focusing it now?
MAPBoardgames: Lick it?
thecanerdian: did we lose cash?
ghyllnox: Keys yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: Would you like to know the answer?
Arclight_Dynamo: When you touch it, you lose items. They are put in a locked chest you can get to.
ElementalAlchemist: oof
Arclight_Dynamo: No, it's a box. The chest is by the road between Abuk and Silden, behind some mountains west of the road.
TheMerricat: it's just a prank bro
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh ho!
Arclight_Dynamo: This is why we kept the ruby, huh?
MAPBoardgames: Don't we have a 1% ruby for this reason?
thraximore: This seems like a classic con setup
thecanerdian: geez guy this will break the world economy
Arclight_Dynamo: Sell crap ruby to a nearby shop so it's always available, buy a bunch, schlep them here, have infinite diamonds?
hexy_lexy: ngl, i was convinced that was a sham until i saw it wasnt
Xenguin47: Wow... suddenly Faerie Mound vibes... "If you have a diamond, go to 97."
Xenguin47: Sethanon, eh? Better bring a light.
Vector_Zero: There’s a darkness there, I hear.
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Raincoast_Bear: Beej-trayal at Krondor!
Xenguin47: We can now sell coals to newcastle. :D
thraximore: Interesting music
Rhuantavan: That weird weird music
thecanerdian: it's very doofy
hexy_lexy: well well well, what do we have here :p
thecanerdian: talk finger barmaid
thecanerdian: we have ourselves a Saturday night, folks
caquxase: give the bar maid the D.. ravaged her.. don't be weak
hexy_lexy: "if youre really high bards" Beej (2021)
VoicedOtter: Good evening chat and beej.
ElementalAlchemist: Acting!
thraximore: hmm
Vlanoik: break
thecanerdian: large-sergeant = "Largent"
ElementalAlchemist: Ghost Heather!
ElementalAlchemist: Chips!
hexy_lexy: lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER
RuiFaleiro: Yay, chips.
Xenguin47: The sound engineer's forbidden pleasure!
djalternative: Chips
thecanerdian: ghost heather ASMR
DEATHlikescats: aww I haven't had all dressed in ages
thraximore: CHIPsmr
djalternative: or C.H.I.P.S.?
mtvcdm: All Dressed. I've had those. They're like 90% barbeque with a vinegar afterkick.
RuiFaleiro: Good cronch.
djalternative: the tv show
Xenguin47: Every time one of y'all says "all dressed", I just imagine a potato chip in a tiny tuxedo or dress.
DEATHlikescats: very crunchy but light
PMAvers: What does Adam think of these ch ips?
ElementalAlchemist: The French: [something in French]
mtvcdm: "spices"
thraximore: "fragrance"
Xenguin47: Trade secrets!
mtvcdm: "natural flavors with other natural flavors"
thraximore: *proprietary*
Xenguin47: The ketchup-dill plant?
ElementalAlchemist: Natural flavor?! In my All-Dressed?!?!
MAPBoardgames: mmmm... sand....
DEATHlikescats: flavors originally derived from natural ingredients
thraximore: my favorite chip flavor: silica gel packet
DEATHlikescats: vegetable bits?
djalternative: as we found out in Clair's dorito episode, they dehydrate all of the veggies and then turn them into dust
mtvcdm: Sour cream and onion for life
DEATHlikescats: oh yeah that's right
mtvcdm: Who said anything about sharing?
r10pez10: I actually thought I was getting ads. <3 Heather
djalternative: I enjoy them
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DEATHlikescats: Chip Chat
djalternative: I also enjoy sour cream and cheddar
Xenguin47: I thought this /was/ an ad.
djalternative: and many other chip flavors
Xenguin47: Just for chips.
DEATHlikescats: !merch
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DEATHlikescats: best Chip dip?
mtvcdm: Snyder's has sour cream and onion-flavored pretzels now. They're yummy.
machcymus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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djalternative: I enjoy ranch chip dip
DEATHlikescats: I'm partial to artichoke
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djalternative: french onion is also pretty good
PMAvers: Sometimes they're Dice Enemies
Nowherebloom: Oh! I see I chose the best time to come to the stream! <3 <3 <3 BibleThump
thraximore: Sometimes dice can be adulterers
DEATHlikescats: yasssss
MAPBoardgames: Candlekeep mysteries? I'm intrigued.
Xenguin47: Is this how we get those dice with smaller dice inside of them?
MAPBoardgames: Most of my dice are my enemies.
MAPBoardgames: Based on how they roll for me.
DEATHlikescats: yup that's how we get d4's
tomorrowboy: Turn on the camera so Kathleen can raid you
RockPusher: braven10EYE braven10PRISM braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10TRI
176 raiders from BraveNewFaves have joined!
SnackPak_: braven10KNOT braven10KNOT braven10KNOT
Saintnex: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
thecanerdian: this is a great radio play
crushcastles23 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 35 month streak!
crushcastles23: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
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iris_of_ether: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
damn_i_am_pretty: braven10HEX
Thy_Dungeonman: braven10KNOT braven10TRI braven10EYE
eDRoaCH subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
eDRoaCH: ohai
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TheWarDoctor8: BNF RAID!!!
Rhynerd: Brave New Raid!
Xenguin47: And on that note... finally time for bed. Hello raiders!
Spacecarl: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
rubikdarkwill: braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10PRISM braven10TRI braven10EYE
djalternative: hola BNF
RedNightmare7: Music Raid!
roadhog123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
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hexy_lexy: welcome raiders!!!
CanPlayGames: lrrSIGNAL braven10HEX lrrSIGNAL braven10HEX lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
ItsAstridEh: Hi Beej
naythn: Ahoy!
RockPusher: Maus!
thraximore: welcome to LRRasmr
Lysander_Gustav: PrideLionYay
lostluckDev: braven10EYE braven10TRI braven10PRISM braven10KNOT braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10PRISM braven10TRI braven10EYE braven10HEX
SevenishMagpies: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
5thWall: braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10PRISM braven10TRI braven10EYE
TheWarDoctor8: braven10TRI braven10TRI braven10TRI braven10TRI
Kodra22: Hi Beej!
Saintnex: braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10PRISM braven10TRI braven10EYE
damn_i_am_pretty: BNF FINALLY gets to raid LRR
dakeru_heavy_industries: hail cude
theredward: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
TheWarDoctor8: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
Mai_Andra: xivGoob xivGoob xivGoob
Rhynerd: lrrSIGNAL braven10HEX lrrSIGNAL
Timbertea: Hiii!!
TheExplodedGamer: have fun beej
eDRoaCH: your hair is epic tonight
kat2kool: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10KNOT braven10PRISM braven10TRI braven10EYE braven10HEX braven10HEX
BraveNewFaves: BEEEJ
Kodra22: braven10HEX
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
SnackPak_: I'm here for more Krondor
BraveNewFaves: a mean person
DigitalSeahorse: braven10PRISM_BT braven10PRISM_BT braven10PRISM_BT pegaLurk_BT
Kodra22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Kodra22: Hi Beej!
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Arclight_Dynamo: Hello BNFers! I'm over here tonight. :D
RockPusher: Some sort of Jam Witch
hexy_lexy: @BraveNewFaves shut up youre lovely
PixelArtDragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
PixelArtDragon: I just finished Betrayal at Krondor for the second time last night, so happy to see the game get so much love.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PixelArtDragon! (Today's storm count: 32)
crushcastles23: Oh, there's a place called Romney in West Virginia.
eDRoaCH: is everyone max bard yet?
SnackPak_: Hi Arclight_Dynamo hope you had a good day
Olveron subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Olveron: thats some time.
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SevenishMagpies: can't get betrayed until you're in krondor :3
johnalogue: we're going to the place where we know we'll get betrayed?!
nairbly: oh hey betrayal at krondor, this is the first game I ever bought and it came on 14 floppy discs
Arclight_Dynamo: @SnackPak_ Thanks, friend. :)
ContingentCat: why would we rush to Krondor, that's where the Betrayal happens
Fanklok: why would you ever want to go to krondor I hear betrayal happens there
Fanklok: damn it
thraximore: @Fanklok we're doing a good job of procrastinating going there so far
TheVerminking: faffin aboot
RockPusher: Beej is Playing it Longward
ContingentCat: sleeping all day sounds like s great plan
Nyxjbm: Surely "Betrayal at Krondor" is just one of those names places get, what could possibly go wrong
iris_of_ether: Ceiling egg! Egg! Egg!
thraximore: pant
Brozard: a star!
iris_of_ether: OH MY GOD
naythn: tiny rocks !
RockPusher: foxmarEGG
ContingentCat: katesLol
thecanerdian: eggs?
iris_of_ether: I was being glib!
rubikdarkwill: EGGS
thraximore: E double G S eggs!
Driosenth: E Double G S EGGS!
hexy_lexy: @iris_of_ether holy heck
naythn: you genius @iris_of_ether
thecanerdian: oooo dat rapier tho
thraximore: @Driosenth gotcha, too quick umbraEZ
iris_of_ether: @hexy_lexy I didn't think I was right!!
Silver__Light: what an eggsemplary puzzle for a chest
iris_of_ether: @naythn Making my shitposting work for me?
hexy_lexy: @iris_of_ether Omlette would be proud :p
iris_of_ether: @hexy_lexy benginO7
naythn: @iris_of_ether You made it look so easy though. :>
thraximore: I believe it freezes, which is redundant when we have Despair Thy Eyes
Mystaira: What do you do with that finger? prenDund
MAPBoardgames: Barding has been at 100%
blessedexchequer: Is this in Raymond E Feist's world?
thraximore: I honestly missed what happened at the house, I was typing in chat. What occurred?
Olveron: waith is that the stoy of Pug?
Olveron: wow i cant typpe tongiht.
KeytarCat: that sounds like 90s fantasy
thraximore: I can only imagine you encountered someone with memory-altering magic.
ewhac: I presume all the Mitt Romney jokes have already been exhausted.
Rhuantavan: What are you going to do with all that money in CH3? LUL
thraximore: Lucky to get out of there without losing anything more important, like your own name or how to walk.
MAPBoardgames: Beej is part squirrel.
johnalogue: @ewhac I couldn't think of *one* Mitt Romney joke
Vlanoik: have you set scouting?
thraximore: I wonder if the Hand of Glory might have had an effect on that scenario.
thraximore: Do we know what it does?
Serpens77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
Serpens77: that's one month for every pixel of this game!
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Arclight_Dynamo: For people new to the stream, this weird item-swapping going on here is Beej grinding up skills.
thraximore: Wait a minute, this place isn't a boat at all!
Serpens77: it's noice, it's unuzel, it's noice
CaptainSpam: Yay! You freed a poor kitty!
Vlanoik: kingdom is in bad shape with all these abandoned homes
Arclight_Dynamo: WOAH
thraximore: @Vlanoik I was going to say that.
thecanerdian: lotta moolah to just leave lying around
thraximore: The kingdom is clearly ailing
PixelArtDragon: Honestly, the whole "stack duping for phat stax of cash" is only really for chapter 1, from chapter 2 and on I had absolutely no money issues.
thraximore: ooh, very fine
mrverbal: this game has a *lot* of flavourtext
thraximore: @mrverbal When you can't rest on your graphics, flavour takes a lot of the weight
thraximore: Not that his game has bad graphics
thraximore: this*
mrverbal: oh, it's not a drawback
PixelArtDragon: This game doesn't have flavour text, this game has a bit of graphics to augment the text-based story.
thraximore: @PixelArtDragon A fine point
chaostreader: Why were they blue faced?
thraximore: @chaostreader From shouting. Seems they were trying to lure potential victims so they could be conned out of their money via some kind of setup
thraximore: Oh were they not shouting?
RyleGrimrick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
RyleGrimrick: any chance of any a play it forward or play it forward adjacent show for final fantasy 14 i hear they have a free trial that lasts all the way to the end of heavensward! that 60 levels of game play and over 100 hours of game time! #CursedMeme
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RyleGrimrick: :P
thraximore: Not something you suffer from, clearly
MAPBoardgames: holes
ElementalAlchemist: holes
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: fire-i
thraximore: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
mrverbal: holes
thecanerdian: holes?
thraximore: Interesting point, LRRbot
PixelArtDragon: You ever just think about Holes?
thraximore: @PixelArtDragon I've got one in my pocket.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: futures, but no other derivatives
Seabats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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thraximore: Uh huh. Sure buddy
PixelArtDragon: @Seabats Please do not harass the streamer lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, we're not getting out of this stream without seeing Beej's feet now, are we?
MAPBoardgames: Then the medium declared "DJ Techno... If you can hear me, knock 3 times, then drop some phat beats!"
Nyxjbm: That's the kinda stuff you keep behing a paywall; can't just give it away
thraximore: Lyes, a caustic substance
CaptainSpam: Now THAT'S cryptic nonsense!
ElementalAlchemist: "For the price you they have paid"
CaptainSpam: That was quality flavor text for a future-telling clue.
ghyllnox: Do you want to know?
thraximore: Keep out! *quicksave*
Traion: Hey Borscht, hey Chat
thraximore: How dare they
CaptainSpam: Okay, I like the name "Buck Rausch".
johnalogue: "you'll be sorry you crossed swords with..." is usually followed by a less underwhelming name
thecanerdian: hello their Beej, you
CaptainSpam: Arrow'd!
thraximore: Never skip arrow day
thecanerdian: are quite good at turning things on
KeytarCat: nice arrow
chaostreader: Activate skills?
thraximore: Actively gaming
Fanklok: what's an arrow I only know quarrels
Negarretep: Apparently they decided to go with crossbows instead of bows because it was a much shorter animation and they could save frames
KeytarCat: BOP BOP BOP
Driosenth: obtuse?
thecanerdian: Shears?
ghyllnox: Briars?
Arclight_Dynamo: Just looking at the letters you have: Breath?
thraximore: Briar patch, I get it
mrverbal: nice
ritchards: Richard Briers?
ElementalAlchemist: wow, good job
thecanerdian: @ghyllnox winner winner chicken dinner
Driosenth: does the game call them pick-locks or lock-picks?
ghyllnox: Bard
ritchards: Bard
DEATHlikescats: I like this careful exploration
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: beej
thecanerdian: bard
mtvcdm: Beej is also a valid answer
Mystaira: katesSip
PixelArtDragon: Owyn?
hexy_lexy: how many picks would a pick lock pick if a pick lock could pick locks? :p
ElementalAlchemist: "a archer friend"
ElementalAlchemist: they could have had someone proofread this
KeytarCat: My favorite superpower is "My friend showed me that"
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy oh you made me giggle LUL
DEATHlikescats: after midnight in PST, it's all good
hexy_lexy: KeytarCat im glad that my self indulgent sense of humour can make others laugh
CaptainSpam: Holy crap no.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: that undead - inn business synergy
Juliamon: yiiiikes
thraximore: Which inn did the one highwayman mention?
SevenishMagpies: lol
PixelArtDragon: They did say they were running a racket here
hexy_lexy: sorry HOW MUCH
Negarretep: Well there's ghosts at night, just capitalism at work
DEATHlikescats: that's convention pricing
CaptainSpam: It's the principle of the thing.
thecanerdian: zombies are great for stimulus
KeytarCat: It's the principle of the thing!
Fanklok: feels like extortion
thraximore: ah isn't this the one the guy mentioned?
Rujasu: Indeed
ewhac: I guess ambient women in the tavern merit a premium.
Fanklok: probably robs the people who pay the 72 gold since they have money
thraximore: Maybe the bloke at the other inn paid Crenard to frame the innkeeper at River's Folly
Vlanoik: Are you going to be stopping soon or should you be taking another break?
thecanerdian: full aggro!
Arclight_Dynamo: So these are... undead... things?
KeytarCat: 68 or less health
KeytarCat: almost nice
mrverbal: @Arclight_Dynamo undead or elemental
mrverbal: but undead probably
thecanerdian: @Arclight_Dynamo water spirits, i think.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah!
thecanerdian: I think they're from slavic mythology
mrverbal: depends on the gameworld - the original myth is drowned women i think?
DEATHlikescats: this is fun!
KeytarCat: I do like that it takes four days to recover from a fight like that
thraximore: gnight! fun stream :D
djalternative: then we can get our stuff back
SevenishMagpies: that was a fun stream ty!
thecanerdian: bravo beej!
hexy_lexy: boofa deez... im sorry
djalternative: thanks beej
DEATHlikescats: thanks for taking us through this
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream, beej!
SevenishMagpies: also i love the fox shirt!!
DEATHlikescats: critroleHeart cbardIconic PrideRise PrideLove critroleVibes PridePog critroleAshley cypher1Queen PrideCrown critroleDfmg kaypikeNEONRAINBOW cbardHype
ritchards: Dimwood! Dimwood!
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks for this, Beej. Night!
ritchards: !mext
Gizmoloid: @mrverbal I'm not sure if they were supposed to be drowned themselves originally. More like a malicious spirit that looks like a woman and either drowns you or tickles you to death.
ritchards: !next
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ritchards: !schedule
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DEATHlikescats: monday funday
DEATHlikescats: draw along for fun and profit
djalternative: talking simulator and the quest for cat ears
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mrverbal: @Gizmoloid they were the spirits of virgin women who drowned, iirc
DEATHlikescats: worth it!
KeytarCat: Oh that's my brother!
DEATHlikescats: nice!
KeytarCat: Not telling which I mean :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Ha.
DEATHlikescats: know thyself
BrindleBoar: whom?
DEATHlikescats: no feet pics?
djalternative: show feat
BrindleBoar: Fake crocs. Fakrocs.
DEATHlikescats: frocs
djalternative: I used to just wear flip flops all year round
djalternative: now I wear boat shoes
DEATHlikescats: I do wear flipflops all year round
djalternative: because they break less
Fanklok: 30 degrees is below freezing
BrindleBoar: It's true, we can't stop you.
Lord_ZYRK: "Picture Beej in thongs" sounds like something from !Advice lrrBEEJ
BrindleBoar: But you passed the 4:20 mark.
MAPBoardgames: Don't lick strangers.
Gizmoloid: @mrverbal Yeah, I'm looking at their descriptions now and apparently, depending on region, you could also become a rusalka by dying as a unbaptized child, unmarried woman or even by dying or being born during Trinity week.
djalternative: @DEATHlikescats I would still do that if it weren't for the several times where I was stranded in the middle of a city when my flops broke on me
DEATHlikescats: sooooon
Juliamon: We've gotten this far, don't give up now!
ritchards: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: LRRMtG
Phailhammer: cya :)
DEATHlikescats: @djalternative I think your upgrade was smart
djalternative: adios
Gizmoloid: Bye, Beej!
DEATHlikescats: g'night
DEATHlikescats: honestly mods are the bomb
Juliamon: It's a known problem that the show doesn't set correctly with remote streams. It's not your fault!
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
SnackPak_: thank you mods lrrHEART
DEATHlikescats: critroleHeart PrideRise PrideLove cbardIconic
ghyllnox: lrrHEART
shendaras: <3 mods
ContingentCat: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
DEATHlikescats: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: Yea, mods! A can of good goof beans!
Gizmoloid: KPOPheart
DEATHlikescats: thanks @juliamon
Juliamon: (also it's really only ritchards who cares anyway lrrBEEJ )
djalternative: Which kind of beans though?
HundreydAundre: Thanks mods, thx stream, & gud nites!
djalternative: I say the mods are a good can of boston baked beans
Juliamon: I got my email!
Juliamon: g'night Beej, g'night folx
TehAmelie: so, good morning
TehAmelie: i just made an amazing joke
Gizmoloid: Kitty!
TehAmelie: to be fair, i didn't make the kitty
Gizmoloid: "To make a cat meme from scratch, first you need to make a cat."
Gizmoloid: why do I suddenly feel like I've made that exact joke before? Weird feeling.
TehAmelie: it could be because you did, or that brain thing that's real deja vu