TehAmelie: well, less distractions to keep me from joining in unsucessfully drawing horses
beowuuf: Just do the same thing you did three times before exactly as you did before. That's usually how you fix a computer error
TehAmelie: turning it off and on again seems so extreme. at least when i have other things i can do
beowuuf: yeah, it's never not inconvenient, it always seems. Whether at work or home
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
TehAmelie: ahoy
beowuuf: the triple horse attempt today, i'm nervous
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (25s from now).
beowuuf: !next
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.
beowuuf: wow, the timing on that...
beowuuf: only if llamas are ponies, which they clearly are
TXC2: mtvcdm no, they're more like a goat
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club has assembled an expert panel of @LunarJade and @Molly23 and @apsalar to discuss the art of drawing nothing! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1394382323332775936
beowuuf: to draw a horse, you must first draw the nothing you require before startuing.
mtvcdm: I do like how CDHC episodes have a predetermined *theme* and aren't just all 'gonna draw whatevs'.
TXC2: "but you didn't draw anything" "no, I drew Nothing!"
TehAmelie: nothing is more intimidating than a blank page
TehAmelie: so to speak
serramarkov: True fact!
beowuuf: it's how odesius managed to win the horse drawing contest
GapFiller: TXC2 sooo Rothko squares drawing stream when
serramarkov: Unless you're confronted by an angry grizzly- then the paper's a piece of cake.
beowuuf: I've seen me type literal nonsense just to shake the brain out of blank page paralysis
Electrodyne: I thought it was Hercules who beat the Hydraw
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TXC2: here we GO!
monsieur_squirrel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
monsieur_squirrel: feels like I've been here a whole year
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beowuuf: horse times and the lack thereof woohoo!
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TehAmelie: halo
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
public_key_reveal_party: that is such a great intro
niccus: honse
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Juliamon: Including audio!
serramarkov: No sound
beowuuf: can't hear cori club :(
beowuuf: can hear heather
TXC2: No sounds from Cori
Despoiler98: no sound Cori
ContingentCat: whoops forgot to bring the soun
Despoiler98: LOL
ContingentCat: We can hear Heather and Molly
beowuuf: we can hear molly too
public_key_reveal_party: molly?
Juliamon: We hear Molly
Piratical_tendancies: Molly!
readyforperfect: awww we missed the rant?
serramarkov: Yes, we can hear Heather and Molly!
empyreon: LUL
beowuuf: that thing you are doing cori, do the opposite :p
Despoiler98: now nobody
Juliamon: And now we hear nobody
Alness49: Ingrates? We got off lightly!
serramarkov: Still no Cori
DaSunao: Ingrates, leeches, and simpletons!
mtvcdm: And no nobody is heard
Pinwiz11: Cori!
serramarkov: Cori!
geldaran: there ya go!
beowuuf: there we go!
readyforperfect: yay!!!!
empyreon: Cori back!
ContingentCat: hi Cori voice
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Piratical_tendancies: Yay!
public_key_reveal_party: hi Cori's voice
ArdCollider: there we go. there were two loud clicks during that silence!
ContingentCat: did WIndows do a thing?
Despoiler98: Probably a damn windows update
Pinwiz11: Can't Determine System Default Club
Piratical_tendancies subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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TXC2: ContingentCat probably
DandyGeek: Windows? If it's windows then it's always ruining audio
mtvcdm: We got everybody now
beowuuf: windows and sound settings, name a more iconic duo... that are antagonists to each other
TehAmelie: speaking of labels, i'm just realizing we have a lot of pictures on screen today. . .
ContingentCat: always blame Windows
Brozard: Oh, I should check my settings too
beowuuf: hello all! good luck with the Nothing lifedrawing
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2515 patrons for a total of $18,410.52 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet.
LRRbot: New quote #7604: "It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet." —Heather [2021-05-17]
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
ContingentCat: you'll need to narrow it down when Heather was being smart and clever
TehAmelie: a worrisome secret combo
mtvcdm: Doodles are doodles
TehAmelie: are doodads doodles?
TXC2: doodles are a Doberman/poodle mix Kappa
public_key_reveal_party: just the anarchy symbol?
beowuuf: i'm an itjdoodlers
kusinohki: old cartoon "the dot and the line"
readyforperfect: we live in a society indeed
TXC2: !findquote society
LRRbot: Quote #7595: "You see, Shrek lives in a society." —Matt Griffiths [2021-05-03]
beowuuf: why did i draw water flowing underground?
Eoldir: Pushkin is truly one of the greatest poets of the last few centuries, so he definitely understood the value of doodles
TehAmelie: hi Molly
thraximore: Molly! umbraHype
SajuukSjet: all black boxs are cthulhlu boxs, confirmed >D
public_key_reveal_party: I would love to see desert bus doodles
beowuuf: doodlebus for hype
kusinohki: keep talking and nobody doodles
ContingentCat: Spirit?
Saztul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
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TXC2: Hidlago?
asthanius: War Horse?
SajuukSjet: Ben Hur and the chariot racing?
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART I see we're doodling horses today
TehAmelie: i shall stand for the opposite of doodle, el dude
RandomTrivia: Or rather *not* doodling horses
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Lord_ZYRK: How *do* a doodle 🤔
TehAmelie: so we need something to be distracted from. . .how about the Desert Bus doc?
Lord_ZYRK: The universal sound of pages being ruined
RandomTrivia: Never the number you think, Cori :D
asthanius: Equal numbers of teeth and ribs
TehAmelie: i think the horse bible is just a handbook to heroin
Alness49: Are they interchangable?
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie lrrWOW
ContingentCat: sounds good
CastleOtranto: That doesn't sound very Christian.
asthanius: I assume a flipped saddle will hit a sensitive area
Ignatiuspants: oh! I finally had a chance to catch Horse Club live, but I'm late!
public_key_reveal_party: do not covet thy neigh-bor
CastleOtranto: Geleteens
TXC2: hello Ignatiuspants welcome
Ignatiuspants: hi!
ContingentCat: @Ignatiuspants not too late only 13 min in
Alness49 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Alness49: 49 Months and still can't draw hoss!
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noSmokeFire: religious epiphany AND $5
Ignatiuspants: excellent!
Lord_ZYRK: Reminds me of the tale of when my grandfather tied my dad's feet together under their pony when he was a child. The snow was *very* deep.
beowuuf: sure heaven sounds fun, but can i do less chores now?
TXC2: Surely the loving embrace of Jesus Christ is just a thing we have no? :p
beowuuf: for legal reasosn Jesus now gives a friendly wave from a respectful distance
mtvcdm: The Horsecoming?!
JosephDeath: There was paintball at my Bible Camp
josh___something: Excuse me?
ContingentCat: There's a bunch of bible camps that keep the bible stuff just during the specific bible times. I went to one like that
noSmokeFire: won't someone ask me to go to the Horsecoming Dance
asthanius: Fortelling the coming of the horsemen
kusinohki: I've heard the fourth coming of horse is really bad
RandomTrivia: Ah balls I spelled that wrong
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
TXC2: ooo there's Ian, take a drink
beowuuf: drink from the grail
voslan: 4-H club has a Crimes Day.
Lord_ZYRK: The Bible is well known for condoning thievery.
ArdCollider: "crime night at bible camp" == Fiasco playset
RandomTrivia: (spelling error fixed)
voslan: It stopped when the "Criminals" Wandered into a Bee's Hive and got stung... Alot....
Ignatiuspants: I think those are called "gangs"
ArdCollider: Crime Draws Horses Club
asthanius: Horse drawing is already a crime
vrulg: crimes club, that's just a gang isn't it?
Lord_ZYRK: No one clip that for future evidence.
beowuuf: can't admit to crimes in a public space club
TXC2: will there also be a be gay club? asking for a friend
TehAmelie: real bible fact: a thief is the only one who is ever guaranteed a place in heaven
kusinohki: can't draw crimes club
Alness49: The first rule of Crimes Club is you don't talk about Crimes Club *swings bat*
beowuuf: genius
RandomTrivia: Oh that is a STRONG idea
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
asthanius: Ocean’s Thirteen (Apostles)
TehAmelie: how about Fake Crimes Club
beowuuf: wow heather just chose violence this stream
TXC2: asthanius :D
RandomTrivia: No reason you can't have an actual cloak and an actual dagger
beowuuf: @asthanius sergeJustRight
josh___something: Clip studio is powerful XD
kusinohki: cori finds the horse brush tool, steam immediatly ends
public_key_reveal_party: it behooves you to remember those
RandomTrivia: It's no mean feet to forget the hooves lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: alpaca is just better horse, send tweet
LurkerSpine: Well it's not a camel :D
celedhring subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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TehAmelie: looks Cartoon Network ready
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Lord_ZYRK: That is a beautiful horse, Cori
Alness49: This looks like the cover to a $1 trapper-keeper
RandomTrivia: MOLLY YES
LurkerSpine: made in clip clop studio
gravity_pike subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
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TXC2: Clip it, that's the clop it
TehAmelie: the horse is too strong for the camera
Met_kaf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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beowuuf: can't draw like hosk club, cause no one can touch that photorealism
TXC2: this is Episode 5
ContingentCat: what even is time
asthanius: The number after 5 is 6, fwiw
josh___something: I also lost count after 5
Travilogue subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
Travilogue: If you imagine hard enough, a 4 and a 7 next to each other look sort of like a horse.
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RandomTrivia: Wiki tells me this is episode 6, which is definitely more than 5
Met_kaf: Woo
TehAmelie: yep, that horse is getting too spicy for twitch. censor blurs appear
asthanius: Guac is extra
F0ll0wthr0ugh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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RandomTrivia: Someone stop Cori, she's becoming too powerful!
wedge_x: molly draws the elusive horse snake
asthanius: Horses can be made of anything. That’s why they’re so dangerous
public_key_reveal_party: out of curiosity, does anyone know what program Molly is using?
TXC2: Thinking from the butt first is how evolution did digestion
CastleOtranto: Wouldst thou behold yon horse?
ContingentCat: horses have beans?
Ashton: It behooves you to check out these buns, hun
asthanius: Chicago’s bean horse
TehAmelie: beauty is in the reins of the horse holder
TXC2: Hello Ashton welcome
beowuuf: you cannot lie about ye horse buns
RandomTrivia: Molly I think your horse is defective :D
Kaorti: Becky re. Buns, infra.
noSmokeFire: Horse Cinematic Universe
TehAmelie: noo it's a perfect lil horsey
Lord_ZYRK: Paper by Trees
RomanGoro: Is Heather's screen flipped or did it take me this long to realize she's left handed as well?
Traion: Heather is getting dangerously close to the forbidden art of drawing an actual horse
beowuuf: but not the film The Horse Notebook
RomanGoro: I thought so, I would have noticed before
RomanGoro: Cori can tell you how we are about that
TehAmelie: i'd watch a crossover gay romance with The Horse Whisperer and whatshisface in The Notebook
RandomTrivia: We'll fix that in post, it's fine lrrBEEJ
Traion: Heather not a witch confirmed! Still a ghost and a dinosaur though
asthanius: Damn photoshoppers
TXC2: when it has spots
Talin06: when it has spots
denu55: hello
RomanGoro: I think for giraffe you also need long legs
ContingentCat: horns yeah
asthanius: It also needs long legs or else it’s just a long horse
TXC2: hello denu55 welcome
beowuuf: you wouldn't download a picture of a horned giraffe
TXC2: a twonicorn
TehAmelie: they have like 5-7 horns i think
asthanius: A two-nicorn
Ignatiuspants: they're called ossicones!
ContingentCat: yeah they're little boops
denu55: they are called ossicones
Lord_ZYRK: You could put hooves on a giraffe, but they might disagree with you
niccus: giraffe necks are too short for their legs
TXC2: isn't the myth of the Unicorn just from badly described Rhinos?
ArcOfTheConclave: so a giraf would have like ox shoes?
beowuuf: wow, db lego flashbacks
TehAmelie: if i remember the Guide right giraffes were made out of zebras
RandomTrivia: "First we must define what a horse is not" LUL
Ignatiuspants: step one: draw every ungulate that isn't a horse
TehAmelie: (by a bored and somewhat sadistic Ford Prefect)
Traion: Apparently they are called "ossicones" and biologically distinct from horns or antlers
Sibwow: not more than once
RandomTrivia: Well, first we must invent the universe I guess
asthanius: Draw everything that’s not a horse, and you’ll be left with a horse-shaped hole
TXC2: I mean, that's kinda how Taxonomy works
EvilBadman: No, only Preakness
noSmokeFire: @Traion ossicones sound like a delicious frozen confectionary
Brozard: Is that your Sire?
TehAmelie: it looks like macaroni art if you squint
Traion: Also male giraffes apparently use them as clubs when headbutting rivals
Brozard: oh wait, that was Knives, not Chainz
gravity_pike: I see that we're taking the philosophical tack of "Asserting that a horse must exist, and attempting to discover its properties."
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Now I really wanna see SteamPunk horse
denu55: is this Paper app only for ios?
noSmokeFire: giraffe fights are amazing because they swing their WHOLE head and neck like a ridiculous club
Brozard: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Would you settle for a Steam Powered Giraffe?
TehAmelie: you know how you fit four horses in a car, right?
Electrodyne: Lowly Worm
RandomTrivia: @gravity_pike As yet all we have is a theory that implies the existence of horses, now we need a big enough particle accelerator to generate one
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @Brozard I mean... I suppose. :)
Electrodyne: friend to Huckle the Cat
CastleOtranto: Sweep the leg
RandomTrivia: Heather is just designing a new pokemon at this point
johnalogue: my car fits 130ish horses
ContingentCat: Ahorse yoga
mtvcdm: Yeah. This is a pokemon.
ContingentCat: *horse
TXC2: how do horses work?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Enter the "keep going" code.
TehAmelie: the artifacts even help
denu55: lmao
gravity_pike: @gravity_pike Slamming two anti-horses into each other at near light speed and seeing what comes out.
PharaohBender27: Dang, that's some recent advice
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what do you think of horses?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3495: "There's a lot of me near the floor." —Beej [2016-10-07]
beowuuf: there's the nightmare fuel we've come to expect fro ma cori stream :p
Azralorne: ooooo apple car
ContingentCat: yeah it's not a good idea to be behind a horse, they've got strong leggies
TehAmelie: hmm is that car a horse apples joke?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @gravity_pike Maybe smash together a proto-horse and an electric(electron) horse?
Azralorne: Heather's drawing reminds me of those old toys where you pull on the strings and they collapse and then you let go and it tightens back up
RandomTrivia: "If Dali drew a horse, would he draw it like this, or like this?"
TehAmelie: a stud quark and a mare quark?
TXC2: I thought Heather was drawing a saddle :p
ContingentCat: I keep hearing Dali and Dolly like Dolly Pardon and I wonder how she''d draw an apple
RandomTrivia: Heather may we please have confirmation of whether that is the tail or an exhaust trail?
mtvcdm: Yes
TehAmelie: maybe it's smoking a pipe
noSmokeFire: the nose is really the lips of the face
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: The Horse Stance is free.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Heather's appears to be octupus front legs, ape butt, tendril rear legs, and some future cyber-horse head. And I'm loving it.
asthanius: Is there a Lips brush?
thraximore: If you give the horse those lips you have to call it Morty
Riiiiiiis: i love that we are 200 humans and 5 'other' enjoying this stream :-)
TehAmelie: the bots are having fun now?
PharaohBender27: Would you doodle a noodel with a poodle?
PharaohBender27: *noodle
TehAmelie: i think a forehead diamond will go a long way
asthanius: Horse faces have too many parts
Lord_ZYRK: Is this lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR a minimal horse face?
TXC2: these horses gonna SMOOCH!
BrowneePoints: Donkey's have manes too
noSmokeFire: then it's a lion
TehAmelie: what if a horse had a lion mane?
Ignatiuspants: What if a lion had a burro mane
Lord_ZYRK: What if you gave a squirrel a mane?
Piratical_tendancies: a fish!
TXC2: a bear, with a mane
Redbassist: A narwhal with a mane
noSmokeFire: maybe she's born with it
TehAmelie: now that's a seahoprse
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Nessie rocking that 80s hair
RandomTrivia: You can't just give a lizard a mane and set it loose, you have to monitor it lrrBEEJ
asthanius: The locks-ness monster
Lord_ZYRK: Nessie's ready to make some arts and break some hearts
asthanius: Narwhals are nature's pre-made shish-kabob
TXC2: Mane Town, Maine, USA
niccus: how much mane can a horse have
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
asthanius: If a narwhal is furry, it just turns into a big weird horned otter
TXC2: is a horse's mane a mullet?
TehAmelie: siri, what is the shaggiest horse
ContingentCat: probably Clydesdale?
Mangledpixel: boop
RandomTrivia: The tiltyhouse cryptid is quite active today lrrIAN
Mangledpixel: how go the horses?
TXC2: Escher girl Horse
TXC2: Hello Mangledpixel welcome
denu55: ew
ContingentCat: gesundheit
asthanius: The comics cover pose
Azralorne: HEEEEEEEEY why did I get in trouble for drawing horse butt?!?!
RandomTrivia: Hey there Mangledpixel, recent discussions include "what counts as a mane" and "what counts as a mullet"
TXC2: the boob and butt pose
Sibwow: gwent stacy?
Mangledpixel: I approve, RandomTrivia
Azralorne: YOU BOOED ME
Azralorne: I REMEMBER
Azralorne: YOU MADE ME CRY
TehAmelie: cartooning tip: if you want to make a butt really obvious, give it some stubbly hair
asthanius: You can't take back a boo
johnalogue: there is no shame in ass
Azralorne: lol
Azralorne: 💜💜💜
hexy_lexy: hey LRR fans! reminder that yall are great and that i value each and every one of you!
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
beowuuf: jlrrPillow lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: You can't Molly, it's simply not possible
RandomTrivia: "2021, Rip horse"
asthanius: Rip horse rip ass
ContingentCat: looks painfull
TXC2: Cori is drawing the Kardashians horse there :p
TehAmelie: you can never overcommit to the butt zone
johnalogue: rip horse died of ass
Mangledpixel: Molly! I am EATING!
Azralorne: hahaha
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel That was definitely a mistake for CDHC
asthanius: Fish ass
Azralorne: exactly as much as you want
noSmokeFire: not enough ass
niccus: it depends on the artist
Riiiiiiis: hexy_lexy lrrHEART^100000
beowuuf: the constraint was seeing those horrible, horrible lips...
noSmokeFire: manatees don't have much, if any, ass
johnalogue: the fish tail usually gets an ass shape because internet
hexy_lexy: aside from ass, how goes Honse Club?
ContingentCat: yes Molly
RandomTrivia: A donkey? lrrBEEJ
Ignatiuspants: mermaids with visible ass are weird to me... like usually the fish parts start higher up than that, but then some seem to be unlucky?
beowuuf: we're doodling!
TehAmelie: the trouble with mermaid butt is fishes don't have asses. . .except the bass https://i.imgur.com/gbkHWUy.jpg
josh___something: "problem"
ContingentCat: under an hour
hexy_lexy: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:10:48. lrrSPOT
RandomTrivia: That is certainly an image that will live rent-free in my brain forever
Traion: Now I imagine Heather walking up to someone, handing them a form, and going "Hey I would like to look at your butt could you fill out this form?"
Piratical_tendancies: !butts
Piratical_tendancies: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
TXC2 looks up "wait, how"
johnalogue: @ignatiuspants the ass is kinda the starting point of the legs so I can't imagine that working
BrowneePoints: Spending my 29th birthday watching Cori Molly and Heather talkin about Horse flanks and well...honestly a good way to spend it I guess xD
TXC2: happy birthday BrowneePoints
josh___something: Happy birthday!
Mangledpixel: ah, Squares
Traion: Happy Birthday BrowneePoints
hexy_lexy: HAPP BIRTH
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints HAP BIRF
ContingentCat: @BrowneePoints katesParty happy birth
johnalogue: afk getting donut
virgil82: Hoppy Borfday!
Ignatiuspants: @johnalogue yeah! they've got leg muscles in there that they don't need, is what's weird to me; like, do they also have femurs in there?
RandomTrivia: That's cheating! .........I'm ok with this
RandomTrivia: LUL
denu55: lol
asthanius: Heather does not walk. Heather gallops.
TXC2: Heather doesn't walk, she floats, menacingly
hexy_lexy: Cant Draw Crimes Club :p
ContingentCat: no approval, it's one of the crimes
RandomTrivia: Heather simply appears wherever Heather desires. The universe merely bends to her will
countingku: Letterman's Hoodies
aiamethyst: I feel the need to make this hoodie
TXC2: a horse, rampant
hexy_lexy: Bojack? :p
josh___something: Gonna go play blaseball
countingku: Something About the Ass, coming soon from LRR Pictures.
TXC2: Horse legs are fingers
ContingentCat: i think dog legs are the same
LordZarano: Human femurs are freakishly long
RandomTrivia: oh no benginFacepalm
Onisquirrel subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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DaSunao: Molly confirmed orc
thraximore: It's easier to draw one by accident than it is for most neo nazis to draw one on /purpose/ :D
TXC2: fun story: the human foreman is the same size as the human foot
LordZarano: That happened on Mine-o-Clock when they were making a windmill
Mangledpixel: doing that with digital art is harder, but not impossible
TXC2: thraximore how ironic
asthanius: Can't pin a crime to the fridge
beowuuf: frame fridges for crimes club
ContingentCat: geometric shapes are my prime doodle method and yeah they can be dangerous
RandomTrivia: @asthanius Why, isn't there enough evidence? lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: yeah it's sad
SilverBramble: I bought a new fridge and it looked so weird without childhood scribbles all over it, couldn't put up the old fridge's papers fast enough
BrowneePoints: Yep causes ice crystals in the cream but ruins the mouthfeel and texture
ContingentCat: the trick is to eat your icecream faster
beowuuf: thanks for reminding me i have ice cream, chat!
TehAmelie: it's like turkish delight, it's ruined if you wait until it changes temperature
TXC2: now is that horse in a hoodie? or the kind of onesie a cult uses? :p
TehAmelie: such a fragile treat
BrowneePoints: One of my faves is making hard Creamsicles with Ice cream and Not Your Father's Hard Orange Soda
asthanius: Old Cream was my nickname in high school
mtvcdm: Birds don't give milk so
TXC2: Reptiles lay eggs
ContingentCat: live births? So it was streamed? where are the vods of that
beowuuf: ninsense, only dogs lay eggs :p
SilverBramble: that's adorable
PharaohBender27: Waiter horse!
niccus: maybe they have crop like birds
RandomTrivia: Now Heather is designing an anime character
niccus: mother trex spewing into a baby like a penguin
SilverBramble: it's the new employee at Polar Bear Cafe
mtvcdm: "Would you like dessert?" "Neigh."
TehAmelie: look at how BoJack talks on the phone
pygmybean: why am i not getting notifs D: i almost missed horses!
TehAmelie: they put so much work into designing that world. . .i was sold by the train car with different size doors
Kaorti: You bisect the middle finger.
TXC2: the pinkie is the grip finger
josh___something: Did molly just make sexton?
asthanius: That's why you should keep your half-hand on ice and bring it with you
TehAmelie: i like this centaur. you don't wonder so much how many internal organs it has
LordZarano: ^
pygmybean: half hand is part of the standard loadout fir artschool
josh___something: what percentage of horse to man has molly made?
chaostreader: @josh___something I think it’s just 150% horse.
pygmybean: ultimate horse
TehAmelie: it has the most important features of human, hands and a large head, and the most important features of horse, the whole horse body for running. seems like a perfect mix
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
pygmybean: oh! byeee
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, take care!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori, Heather and Molly
pygmybean: hab a nice nap
beowuuf: night txc2#
pygmybean: have yall ever ridden a horse?
Riiiiiiis: pygmybean only without a saddle
TehAmelie: i have watched riding school once
pygmybean: those are both good horse experience
Riiiiiiis: it was an "untrained" horse... don't know the word for that
chaostreader: @riiiiiiis Wild?
Riiiiiiis: it went surprisingly well
pygmybean: feral horse
Riiiiiiis: not wild as in we found it on the plains
TehAmelie: that was a real class, not some obscure movie title or anything
Riiiiiiis: hoooars
asthanius: Horseman
BlackBlade_: Batcat!
chaostreader: Or a German Shepard.
LordZarano: Catman!
asthanius: "Horse?" is my favorite webcomic
Riiiiiiis: thats a dog
pygmybean: can we splice these three being together?
Riiiiiiis: snail?
Ignatiuspants: I have not seen enough hentai to know where this is going
asthanius: snorse
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Lord_ZYRK: Luckily some tasteful chainbrush can take care of any issues that may arise
pygmybean: we should have a centaur day.
asthanius: OH GOD
Riiiiiiis: hahhahahahaa
asthanius: why do i hate this so much
asthanius: something about that is so unsettling
josh___something: Ummm
LordZarano: Horses use their ears to convey emotion
asthanius: Electric horse is a car
jessieimproved: omg i just got here, it's a party lrrHEART lrrHORN
beowuuf: appearing on mtv (music television)
kusinohki: bat-mane
Riiiiiiis: Electric horse must not exceed 745W
Electrodyne: Ohm, Ohm on the raaaaange
josh___something: Honse is very dangerous
Mangledpixel: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4128: "This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine." —Adam [2017-03-25]
graal_smith: Oh, hey, Horses
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] I could take a tiny horse very easily.
LRRbot: New quote #7605: "I could take a tiny horse very easily." —Heather [2021-05-17]
TehAmelie: would you fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? if it was me i'd simply fight one duck sized horse
asthanius: Horses can't skip leg day by default
Sibwow: can we give the horses fingers
graal_smith: @TehAmelie I know, right, hollow bones break easy
graal_smith: Heck, the horse sized duck might crush under its own weight.
Electrodyne: It's a chocobo
Mangledpixel: normal horse... normall hooorse... noooorrmallll hooooooooorse!
asthanius: Divergent evolution
graal_smith: Normal Horse, Normal horse, does whatever a Normal horse does.
CastleOtranto: That's just science
asthanius: But you light cakes on fire
asthanius: So that's a moot point
Riiiiiiis: Do you know of the Alot?
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Riiiiiiis: Alot of fire or Alot of beer cans
asthanius: bare bears
TehAmelie: sun bears are weird enough
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asthanius: too much skin
pygmybean: it would look like a problem
TehAmelie: you know horses and humans are the only mammals that sweat through our whole skin?
asthanius: wrinkly horse
Mangledpixel: it looks like this: https://i.redd.it/2zo32uzqvzj21.jpg
BrowneePoints: it exists Cori. It's a LIL cursed
BlueMechanic: In the olden days they used to shave bears, put them in dresses and put them in circuses as pig faced ladies
theambivalentagender: I've been through the desert on a horse with my flesh
asthanius: @Mangledpixel That's an unbreaded chicken tender
serramarkov: Horses can get sunburn.
TehAmelie: jeez, time flies like. . .a running horse
beowuuf: please refrain from clicking the unsubscribe button :p
Riiiiiiis: beowuuf ha
Riiiiiiis: The unsubscribe button is unfortunately out of order
countingku: Look at that horse, that horse is so fleshy, give it lick, mmm, it tastes so refreshy.
asthanius: there are so many types of each number
SnowBuddy18: my 2 looks more like a Z than a 7
mtvcdm: There are so many G's.
beowuuf: stork is a very slow flier
pygmybean: the cooldown on baby production ia pretty long i thought
asthanius: Adoption Speedruns are kidnapping
denu55: my mom is 11 months apart from her older brother
RandomTrivia: @asthanius That's the any% strat
Niahlah: that is a very focused....... horse......
josh___something: Any% adoption speedrun sounds illegal
codatski: Or you know, just twins
pygmybean: baby production speedrun strats
asthanius: glitchless baby
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: if you want to speedrun adoption you want to stay away from human babies, my cat adoption took like 2 days
josh___something: UMM
BrowneePoints: UMMM
RandomTrivia: Can I use my "one time" to get that quoted
Meyari: @mtvcdm my G is not on there; I wonder how many more there are
asthanius: long tail game
Kaorti: iteration is hell too
Niahlah: heather went to the ZONE
RandomTrivia: Oh no, you teleported Heather into the datamosh dimension!
Kaorti: babies are not agile-compliant
mtvcdm: is heather okay
josh___something: heather got moshed
Riiiiiiis: its also like 2/3 down time
CrazymattCaptain: there's a lot of QTE in the early game
BrowneePoints: Social Media Influencers?
countingku: The real speedrun strats is to adopt a teen, cut out the messy early levels completely.
Riiiiiiis: wait... 1/3
ContingentCat: yeah tom
beowuuf: heather revealing true form, pure doodle energy
RandomTrivia: That was the creator, right? Default friend of everyone?
niccus: friendship was invented by the creator of friendster
CastleOtranto: I hope that you forget about you MySpace
beowuuf: heather cosplaying as a vampire, pure sparkles.
RandomTrivia: An alternate solution: https://i.imgur.com/4Ut29qm.gif
CastleOtranto: I hope it slips completely from your mind.
pygmybean: i liked myspace! i kinda miss it. alao facebook spooks me
ContingentCat: isn't the only Myspace is Andrew's cat?
Niahlah: face borg?
PharaohBender27: Can confirm Andrew was on Alpha Flight for DB2020
RandomTrivia: Molly still has Camels on the brain from yesterday it seems
Mangledpixel: horses exist at the intersections of all other animals
asthanius: bwee
ContingentCat: sudently Aquabats?
pygmybean: horae adjacent animals are plentiful so if it doesnt quite look like a horse it could be a goat or ibex instead
Mangledpixel: i em the neet
RandomTrivia: benginLol
pygmybean: llama perhaps
hexy_lexy: beet meen
beowuuf: can't breathe club
LordZarano: Is Batman vampire?
pygmybean: batman is a bat you fool
pygmybean: #fashion horse
hexy_lexy: bye background ian!
Mangledpixel: Teen Horse Squad
hexy_lexy: @Mangledpixel Horse Leader, Horse and Horse, Whats Her Horse, THE HORSE ONE
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel Is that this seasons's new slice of life anime?
Mangledpixel: hehehe
Mangledpixel: ah, like Flat Stanley
johnalogue: I return, containing donut
Riiiiiiis: wasn't htere a Flat Louigi?
CastleOtranto: I prefer Dark Stanley
pygmybean: good for u john
pygmybean: i would like doughnut also
hexy_lexy: @johnalogue D O N U T
RandomTrivia: That's very pretty
Mangledpixel: for reference, Flat Stanley was a rather odd children's story about a kid who was squashed to half an inch thick by a falling notice board
lucha_libro: hey chat, dumb question, But what is the premise if Can;t draw horses? Other then not being able to draw horses that is, I missed the inception and keep missing the broadcasts
RandomTrivia: @lucha_libro We are here to make A R T. In all its many forms
PharaohBender27: @lucha_libro Mostly just lrrCORI and guests drawing while chatting
RandomTrivia: It's basically a podcast with zen visuals
josh___something: Molly.... uhhhhm
BusTed: And a horse with human feet.
RandomTrivia: And sometimes some... less zen visuals
josh___something: that's way too many feet
RandomTrivia: OH NO
johnalogue: @johnalogue (there's a free one at krispy with vaccination on monday)
pygmybean: ohhhh molly...
lucha_libro: @Loadingreadyrun as someone who can sort of doodle fugly people, I love the idea. :) Thanks for filling me in. Art clubs are great.
pygmybean: oh its the whole leg!
lucha_libro: Also thanks for the responses as well chat.
pygmybean: horse witg human leg hair sounds like a fever dream
Ignatiuspants: but who has the hands?!
asthanius: "What of the magical gumdrops you promised me, you villain?!"
Seagulyus: Ignatiuspants there is another horse off camera
pygmybean: the fey get the hands
josh___something: I can do a semi-competent hand
asthanius: They have a vocalist, but they're a little horse
RandomTrivia: It's turning into an idol show at this point :D
pygmybean: yea! mini pony vocalist
ContingentCat: like a poofy dress?
asthanius: oh my
asthanius: molly
pygmybean: moLLY
PharaohBender27: O_o
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
beowuuf: horse ok, audience not ok
mtvcdm: What if horses were chickens
josh___something: I'm terrified... and intrigued
Piratical_tendancies: Molly.. why?
pygmybean: traumatized
Mangledpixel: it's so pleased with itself!
ContingentCat: sergeJustRight
BusTed: 🐴 👍
pygmybean: cursed centaur day
mtvcdm: Who needs wrists when you're a horse
pygmybean: get this centaur an apple watch
johnalogue: do the human limbs have horse fur on them or skin?
pygmybean: skin
asthanius: oh god I thought molly was giving the horse a gun
IndigoMeatStack: Art is so...magnificent
Voidhawk42: "Hello Every-pony!" [Screams Externally]
asthanius: perform grape surgery
ContingentCat: commit insurance fraud
pygmybean: yes. crimes
lucha_libro: That image can go many places depending on how that brush affects the horse in front of it.
asthanius: It can play rock paper scissors
lucha_libro: I apologize for my mind going there.
kusinohki: you can put the cart before this horse. this horse can push!
pygmybean: thus horse can drive a tesla
josh___something: THe horse can also commit crimes
Voidhawk42: Petition to rename the stream "Horse Crimes"
SerGarretCameron: sergeCrimes sergeJustRight
asthanius: all terrain horse
pygmybean: cORI
circusofkirkus: very experimental
ContingentCat: also a good crime
Ed25519: a concept horse :)
RandomTrivia: Oh no, what did I come back to LUL
pygmybean: this looks like a rejected deadspace enemy
countingku: HTV
Voidhawk42: I like how it looks like it could run just as fast sideways
asthanius: like training wheels
PharaohBender27: Horsecrab?
ContingentCat: oh no, it's beautiful
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 The Simic are out of control, I tell you!
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pygmybean: it looks like it *scuttles*. i hope that makes sense
circusofkirkus: It's like a horse with Omnidirectional Wheels
pygmybean: offroad horsing?
CmdrMadMoe: rock climbing horse
pygmybean: canyon crawler horse
asthanius: When Mr. Ed stole a voice from the gods, that was the beginning of a slippery slope vis-a-vis horse features
CmdrMadMoe: Sleipnir was famously an arachno horse
pygmybean: slepnir is tge reference point for too many leggs
asthanius: Millipedes are actually very old, very small horses
Riiiiiiis: Little known fact: Cory has 4 arms for different drawing methods
Riiiiiiis: ahh Cori... sorry
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the stick.
CmdrMadMoe: Always remember: Segment your horses
Earthenone: solid drawing advice, from what little i know about drawing
pygmybean: lol molly and heather are just pretending to be here. cori actually draws everything. like an art golem
pygmybean: segmented bodies are superior
Traion: Heather is straight up designing a horse fashion line. Coming to Paris this fall!
RandomTrivia: Motion blur to indicate SKRT lrrBEEJ
LordZarano: "The average adult human is technically seven-and-one-half heads tall, but the artistic standard for average height is generally rounded up to eight heads."
pygmybean: random trivia have you been watching lets nope?
RandomTrivia: @pygmybean Recently yes, why? :D
pygmybean: BC SKRT
RandomTrivia: Heh, SKRT isn't that new
pygmybean: oh really?!
pygmybean: ah, i am late for language party yet again lol
CmdrMadMoe: chitinous exoskeleton and segemented bodies are adaptations that the canyon crawler horse have evolved to endure the harsh terrain and conditions in the arid canyons they call home
RandomTrivia: At the very least, there was a segment of a LRR panel from some Con or other where they discussed the many uses of SKRT
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Yeah, I want to say that was PAX East 2018?
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Yeah, I think that's the one
pygmybean: @cmdrmadmoe but what does the canyon crawler horse eat?
CmdrMadMoe: hardy desert vegetation
pygmybean: cactus?
CmdrMadMoe: other canyon horse species
BusTed: WutFace
Lord_ZYRK: Do not like
Ed25519: Oh, its like that new plane with three wings.... its a highly efficient horse :)
Styxseus: Horse extension
mtvcdm: but why
denu55: thanks i hate it
josh___something: I... regret looking at this screen again
pygmybean: majestic
johnalogue: it was genetically engineered to cross trenches
beowuuf: you can't just say that like it's nothing cori!
josh___something: Is bathorse related to batcow?
Lord_ZYRK: The horse is great, the sewing needle going at your eye is nope
niccus: it's an autocompleted horse
RandomTrivia: That was embarrassing, I went to type "W" and instead of Shift-w I hit Ctrl-w and closed Twitch benginFacepalm
CmdrMadMoe: has anyone read "Glory Road".. ?
cryomancer20x6: That is one leggy boy
AttackCowboy: For some reason this box puts me in mind of a mini golf course.
LordZarano: The spelling is "croquis" for anyone else wondering
ContingentCat: yeah I imagine sitting on the horses hips would be a very bumpy ride though with this many hips maybe not
josh___something: That's an alarming amount of horse
codatski: So the name "Can't Draw Horses Club" suggests the existence of a "Can draw horses club", perhaps even a "Won't draw horses club" or a "Always draw horses club". How many of these extracurricular equine clubs are there?
Styxseus: Oooo, it's like a cruising horse
Riiiiiiis: 20 foot shipping container
RandomTrivia: Ah, thanks LordZarano, I wondered why the emphasis was on the second syllable
CmdrMadMoe: front legs get handses?
CmdrMadMoe: i want this to hand me a package
LordZarano: Hmm, yes, Image search for croquis sure does look like a bunch of aliens
mtvcdm: is it being ridden by a millipede
RandomTrivia: They're retractable, like extra sets of wheels that some trucks have :D
RandomTrivia: MOLLY
pygmybean: if some legs get sleepy you can just not use then them
RandomTrivia: You can't just write "horse" on it! That's cheating!
CmdrMadMoe: these creatures all make you go HM
rumplednut_skin: Howdy all, this is my first time watching this particular stream!
ContingentCat: oh no that owl's going to tell me to practice my french
pygmybean: welcome to horse crimes
RandomTrivia: Hello there rumplednut_skin, welcome to Horse Club! (actual horses not required)
SoldieroFortune: Could probably do an alligator with that "M" too.
Piratical_tendancies: an owl going blep is quite something
BlueMechanic: Is it Bat-pope?
RandomTrivia: Those spikes are the receivers for wireless power, right? lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: and a big hat
DaSunao: The bones of saints and the skins of...
cryomancer20x6: And his own kingdom
ContingentCat: yeah they look so silly it's great
CmdrMadMoe: also saints
ContingentCat: the vatican gaurds almost look like poofy jojos
pygmybean: Pope Bathorse.
RandomTrivia: I think it's 1.4
Riiiiiiis: i dont remember the amount of popes pr ....ahhh molly
RandomTrivia: Or is it 2.4, can't remember
Riiiiiiis: 1.4 i think
mtvcdm: Is the pope bigger than a breadbox
ContingentCat: the Vatican is a big fan of Krondor
Asimech: "Answer these riddles three, and get wifi for free."
pygmybean: how many pope fit on the horsipede
mtvcdm: How many popes per pope
Ignatiuspants: Google says Vatican City has gone up to 5.5 Popes per square kilometer
EvilBadman: 2pope2Pious
josh___something: That's a lie, twitter is always a mistake :p
TehAmelie: the least believable vatican conspiracy theory i know is that some less popular pope decreed a certain room there to be "not a part of creation" so nothing you did there could be sin and now everyone goes there to have fun
SnowBuddy18: Wikipedia says the Vatican City is 0.49km^2, which means 2 popes per square km
RuiFaleiro: It's 5.5/sqmi, 2/sqkm
FITorion: oh sound
Ignatiuspants: How can a room be "not part of creation"? Did they take it from God in some kind of contract?
pygmybean: I'm looking for at least 4 .3 poper per square foot.. one full ah
pygmybean: *bath
pygmybean: 2 bedrooms
TehAmelie: because the pope said so, i guess
johnalogue: I mean some of the bad popes did really weird things but that seems...if nothing else, a lot of elaborate work to do corrupt pope things?
ContingentCat: um
ContingentCat: Does Bojack have a tail?
josh___something: beautiful mimikyu
EvilBadman: What if he tucks the tail
pygmybean: bojack has baggage but no tail
KaleidoscopeMind: What if the tail is in the pants?
ContingentCat: tails make most human clothes hard
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with regular ass-pants, which are for donkeys lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: they're all fable animals, i.e. with humans with animal heads
jj_hurray93: lol soooooooo much baggage
TehAmelie: i just remembered Tuca & Bertie is getting another season :D
YeetTheRich_: void heather
pygmybean: heather has been corrupted again
Ignatiuspants: you've corrupted Heather!
TehAmelie: Heather turned into Matisse
TehAmelie: "a" Matisse anyway
mtvcdm: Heather isn't the one *being* corrupted
josh___something: Yes
pygmybean: yep! every week!
josh___something: I've drawn along casually
lucha_libro: Planning to sketch along now that my sleep schedule is "fixed" again. :)
circusofkirkus: we need a can't draw horse club hashtag
circusofkirkus: for easy searching
Asimech: And your Bojachus.
Ignatiuspants: the hashtag can be #crimesclub
EvilBadman: canthorse is strong
RandomTrivia: CDHC sounds like the acronym of some mindlessly boring government organisation
Asimech: horsecrimes?
pygmybean: #canthorseclub
Asimech: crimehorses?
EvilBadman: Red Dead has #horsecrimes pretty sure
circusofkirkus: #canthorse looks like it has only a handful of twitter posts
SnowBuddy18: @RandomTrivia Center for Disease and Human Control
josh___something: Turnip Boy does tax evasion is hilarious
RandomTrivia: It's a Pikachub!
BusTed: Drawn Horse Carriages
josh___something: I need to make richmond harrison now
Asimech: "What if pikachu-butt horse?"
EhItsRy: Buff Pikachu Butt Horse
fcloud: pikaswole
Asimech: Swole Alpacachu.
RandomTrivia: Hah
KaleidoscopeMind: chonk
fcloud: nature's perfect creature
mtvcdm: I mean, if we wanted to do a blaseball player, Logan Horseman is the obvious one. (Who was just incinerated btw.)
RandomTrivia: Isn't that what the tail is for? To balance the whole structure?
countingku: Pikaroo!
neb_200: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:28.
Juliamon: riv Logan
beowuuf: llamacko
CmdrMadMoe: I'm sure I've seen this in No Man's Sky
fcloud: how do we feel about pika's neck length
RandomTrivia: That looks like the "Does this look like the face of mercy" meme LUL
fcloud: is this a pika-periscope
beowuuf: all poisonous
mtvcdm: looooooong pikachu
mtvcdm: Pikangachu
countingku: electric/fighting
fcloud: cori's voice is saying yes but her face is saying iiiiiii'm not sure
zachillion: What software is that?
Onisquirrel: well that's looking right into my soul now
RandomTrivia: @zachillion Molly is using an app called Paper (I think?)
niccus: horse pikachu reminded me of bunchie
Styxseus: Hahaha
DeM0nFiRe: *pounds fist on desk* show me pictures of Gengar!
RandomTrivia: Did Siri just autocorrect you?!
RandomTrivia: How rude
mtvcdm: Including results for "ginger you know the pokemon from japanese"
josh___something: GIve me pictures of spider- I mean gengar
fcloud: it still heard "ginger" but somehow produced the correct pictures
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: "Red face, big teeth, spikes" is a terrifyingly accurate description of Gengar
circusofkirkus: Horse Catcher a la Bug Catcher?
Asimech: @zachillion @RandomTrivia "Paper by WeTransfer" is the full title apparently. Screenshots certainly look right to me.
zachillion: Paper on IOS?
Onisquirrel: pikaroo is great
RandomTrivia: Ah, thanks Asimech!
zachillion: tnx
Asimech: @zachillion And I think on Android.
fcloud: gengar horse, gengar horse, does whatever a gengar dorse
Asimech: Is it really a gengar if it has a neck?
GhostValv: D:
ContingentCat: oh my
fcloud: yes, needs more spikes
BusTed: What about a ponyta, but as a horse.
KaleidoscopeMind: ears and spiky anime hair
mtvcdm: Clearly Ditto should be next. Or Mr. Mime.
fcloud: gengar kind of is a demon
empyreon: party party party!
RandomTrivia: Surely the Ditto tech is to just draw a Rapidash but with the Ditto dot eyes
Styxseus: I like it! Pokemon are usually "What if animal, but with X?" and this is like "What if pokemon, but animal?)
fcloud: pokemon battler in the front, party in the back
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josh___something: It would just be horse with dot eyes
fcloud: gengar horse is recognizably gengar
ContingentCat: perfect
johnalogue: said like a true ditto
RandomTrivia: Ditto is Pokemon's Lazav
codatski: Hey love, gonna be slightly late, groceries took longer than anticipated
niccus: is there no ditto snapchat filter
codatski: !!!!
ContingentCat: *panayists voice* Good news!
codatski: That was meant for my partner, sorry chat
RandomTrivia: @ContingentCat Oh my goodness yes
fcloud: its ok @codatski take your time
pygmybean: squilliammmm
RandomTrivia: Welp
YeetTheRich_: oh no
RandomTrivia: "oh no he's hooooot!"
codatski: @fcloud lol, thanks! You're so supportive
draxov: so much horse
draxov: imagine a psyduck horse lol
ContingentCat: Squilliam??
fcloud: when would you not talk about handsome squidward
RandomTrivia: @draxov Do we have to? :D
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ContingentCat: that's it's name?
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
ContingentCat: oh my
RandomTrivia: That's very unsettling
RandomTrivia: So smol!
ContingentCat: so smol
fcloud: shown here standing beside some earth-hair
DaSunao: A Mike Rowe horse?
CmdrMadMoe: Look at these blades of grass...
Lord_ZYRK: Squilliam and Handsome Squidward are different characters
countingku: get them horse ears up on squidward.
johnalogue: bananas are a monoculture but they still vary wildly in size
draxov: does horse still eat grass when smol?
fcloud: that is a very tiny horse. it might be eligible for micro-horse status
YeetTheRich_: can we make squidward a unicorn?
fcloud: big dinner at horse house tonight
BusTed: It's true.
ContingentCat: that's why we got rid of them
BusTed: But only if it's shiny.
DaSunao: Similar to yennies. Which I have way too many of
Asimech: So you carry a penny with you to ward against souvenir machines?
draxov: make it a queen and it's a British penny, which are so numerous and useless
fcloud: AAAGH! TAKE IT BACK! MAKE IT GO AWAY! thank you kind vendor
beowuuf: what is this hell metal token you are inflicting upon me? make it begone!
pygmybean: miss moneypixels returns
johnalogue: I want canada's moneypixel-less bliss
LordZarano: British pennies actually have the word PENNY stamped on them
Coloneljesus: did u know that everyone's pennies smell different?
RandomTrivia: Penny is an informal term for any currency that has cents as its subdivision
StreetRach: 'MURICA
draxov: I think pennies only smell when you get your human oil on them
RandomTrivia: Whereas Sterling pence are the actual subdivision and as such have "penny" written on them
Coloneljesus: cause of everyone's different skin chemicals reacting differently
Asimech: Gang of crayons?
johnalogue: I need more caffeine in my blood I think my ECU is pulling timing
Lord_ZYRK: You must gather your party before venturing forth
Asimech: Gangyons? Cragang?
RandomTrivia: I'm half expecting that suddenly the stream will have 6 people on it LUL
pygmybean: my bat pony is going nicely
pygmybean: what hashtag did wer are
pygmybean: agree on
RandomTrivia: I think the discussion tailed off at #CantHorseClub
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Asimech: It is hard to beat CantHorseClub.
corianderd: I think CantHorseClub is strong
KaleidoscopeMind: hmm... if capitalization like CantHorseClub is called 'camel case', what would horse case be?
Asimech: Solid Snake voice: "CHC?"
LordZarano: Euro cents are so tiny
pygmybean: ok we have to post our art after!
RandomTrivia: When the break is done I want to see Beej sitting to one side acting as "crayon-carrier" :D
Asimech: @KaleidoscopeMind Regular Cap?
Asimech: @RandomTrivia I immediately imagined him in a maid outfit, like in that one stream.
Asimech: To those unfamiliar: Beej once appeared on a Rhythm Cafe stream wearing a maid outfit and offered Heather and Ian candy from a box. It's in a Highlights from 2019, IIRC.
ShaneLeeAtk: I think Heather windmill slam banned Beej from those outfits. Well, I mean, at least him borrowing hers.
ContingentCat: has it been announced who's on the new Dice Friends campaign starting tonight?
ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
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RandomTrivia: I haven't seen it written down anywhere
PharaohBender27: The campaign is called Candlekeep Mysteries
Meyari: I think Andy tweeted that he was on DF, but I’m not sure who else
LordZarano: !uphorse
ContingentCat: oo Andy yay
PharaohBender27: Sadly, I'll only be able to watch the first hour or so for tonight's and next week's DF episodes live, due to schedule conflict :\
PharaohBender27: *conflicts
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
BusTed: Ran out of material.
josh___something: ummm
ContingentCat: in horse mode it doesn't
The_Battell_of_Hastings: half asleep, my brain wasn't ready for this artwork...
MrsLlante: Is he Bat-HorseMan ?
codatski: I mean probably
countingku: I am getting very scary Adam West vibes here. *shudder*
serramarkov: Joker, do you remember that pinto pony you used to ride at camp? I, yes, I was that pony!
ContingentCat: if a skirt wore a poodle..
Lord_ZYRK: Weird Al says yes
RandomTrivia: Hey, gundogs are VERY clever
ContingentCat: standard poodles are a lot
ShaneLeeAtk: My Labradoodle has that fart ability donw.
iris_of_ether: To be fair, you could wear a horse as a hat *once*
ContingentCat: a baby shetland ponies are pretty small
Faulpyr: I looked over and Twitch had decompression articles over the skirt molly's coloring in.
ShaneLeeAtk: I mean.. They can be interchangable.
Faulpyr: And it looked very inappropriate for a second.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Cori has that concentrating face on that is usually followed by a DEEPLY cursed image :D
beowuuf: like jacob but tea not coffee
Ed25519: Its like "tempest in a teacup", but a horse.
TehAmelie: or how about Earl Bay
Faulpyr: Oh, it was Heather who's drawing in pencil.
RandomTrivia: D'awww
ContingentCat: Baby shetland pony, with man for scale: https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2015/09/pony2.jpg
Traion: So Heather when will your horse fashion hit the runways of Horse New York?
RandomTrivia: benginLove benginLove
ShaneLeeAtk: They have quite the long face
LightingExpert13: these horses are so cute
RandomTrivia: That confirms that Pony is Small Dog
RandomTrivia: Oooh, that's a neat tool
TehAmelie: my ink pens always seem to run low at the worst times, like when i'm at home 4 km away from the pen shop
LordZarano: Pencils have those fancy graphene batteries
RandomTrivia: Heather no!
mtvcdm: Magic Blue Smoke
josh___something: From my understanding... you're spot on cori
ContingentCat: house of lies was yesterday
Traion: !next
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TehAmelie: i hear when a man lies, he murders some part of the world
Traion: That's why the House of Lies exists @tehamelie it keeps the lies contained within it so the rest of the world is unscathed
ShaneLeeAtk: The concentration is real, y'all
Traion: A wild Ian appears!
johnalogue: @Traion isn't that redundant?
BrowneePoints: But what about Western Novel artists?
TehAmelie: i'm more likely to be drawn by horses than to draw them
beowuuf: warmth
johnalogue: is that fairness or earned harshness?
RandomTrivia: I really love how quickly this stream can pivot from Slow-TV Bob Ross-esque zen all the way over to deeply cursed images and debating anatomy of horse-hybrids
asthanius: Isn't that what indulgences were for? If you accidentally drew a horse?
BrowneePoints: So, do Western Novel Cover Artists sell their souls to Horse Satan for the ability to Conjure Equine Imagery?
ContingentCat: so small
Traion: Yes obviously @browneepoints
countingku: At least 2 of you could be burned for turning into a banana.
TehAmelie: horse cricket
fcloud: you wouldnt CROCHET a HORSE, would you??!?
Asimech: "Horsecroc" sounds like a polite way of calling BS.
fcloud: heather has some nice shading going on
Traion: You did a moogle and a cat so a horse should be easy for Heather's Handicrafts
RandomTrivia: CORI NO
ContingentCat: oh no
asthanius: are they forged of iron?
Faulpyr: Crocs made of horses?
niccus: horse in a crock
TehAmelie: the challenge is convincing a horse it needs crocs
asthanius: like boots
asthanius: basically cups
ContingentCat: or would they wear mules?
LightingExpert13: I think they make something like that for certain horses
asthanius: with straps
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm O_o
ContingentCat: magnets!
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm Normally I would ask where you find these things, but some things man was not meant to know
Scud422: You could use glue
Scud422: or maybe that would be incensitive
mtvcdm: Ohhhhhh, you mean for the horse, not a croc with a horse on it. I ALSO HAVE THAT. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/91/8f/b6918fda34799de72bbf742039f60ec3.jpg
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ContingentCat: or are horseshoes not magnetic so they don't pick things up?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun You know those plastic-bag-like booties you wear to keep from dirtying the floor? Those, but made of croc material
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
matthaus_c: hello friends! hello raiders!
ShaneLeeAtk: Crocs already come with the action strap for staying put.
ContingentCat: good timing raiders
Traion: Is that cooking mama speedrunner LauraKBuzz?!
margravetech: crorse
matthaus_c: never look a gift croc in the mouth
LauraKBuzz: @Traion Yep, that's me :P
countingku: Heyo, it is Kermit D Frogorse!
GhostValv: laurak2Chef
PharaohBender27: And author of such books as "Things I Learned from Mario's Butt"!
ContingentCat: that was quite a thing
TehAmelie: Dear Doctors, is this a horse? https://i.imgur.com/keurd2P.jpg
asthanius: Book!
TehAmelie: (are we horse doctors for this stream?)
LightingExpert13: who couldn't be distracted by that book?
frakrose: It IS a very good butt book
mtvcdm: Apparently theere are actual horse Crocs. You can glue them to the horse's hoof instead of having to use nails.
iris_of_ether: Tetris...butts?
asthanius: NO
RandomTrivia: benginButt benginButt
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
GhostValv: D:
beowuuf: why???!!
RandomTrivia: I was NOT ready for that
asthanius: NONONO
Traion: Impressive drawing Molly
mtvcdm: oh dear
ContingentCat: WHAT
mtvcdm: !clip
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lyropithic: Deeply cursed
Piratical_tendancies: Molly!
voslan: Did some one make a Beej plushie?
johnalogue: nope nope nope that's a nope
Lord_ZYRK: watButt ?
RandomTrivia: It's certainly a mount, that means horse
mtvcdm: Why does it have the Ninja Turtles font
beowuuf: needs more visionaries
voslan: Does that make a camel a horse?
SnowBuddy18: and 2 ears
Angnor33: OK, I don't recognize the sword...
rocketjohn: wait, am I a horse?
Styxseus: How many IP's is that..?
pygmybean: substitute horse
asthanius: i would never crawl inside a horse
asthanius: too much muscle
asthanius: not enough room
rocketjohn: the sword looked like the sword of omens from thundercats
ContingentCat: that's the real pro move Heather
Angnor33: @rocketjohn Good catch! Could not ID it.
lyropithic: RIP to Luke, but I'm different?
BrowneePoints: aren't they called Feathers?
beowuuf: yeah, looked like snake eyes from gi joe riding a ton-ton from star wars with he-man's shield and lion-o's sword of omens from thundercats, and the transformers name was in tmnt logo font
jibkat: Fursuit horse?
iris_of_ether: Pink
ContingentCat: like that thing from Seasume Street
TehAmelie: we got there
asthanius: orange ombre
SnowBuddy18: da ba dee da ba die
Luxatos: And you listen to Eiffel 85?
Traion: But was the car purple?
niccus: did you??
rocketjohn: dah-ba-dee
jibkat: Is this cause you are blue, da da de da, na da da na da deet da?
asthanius: "Excuse me! Were you aware of your color palette?"
Jennie_Fuchsia: I have pink hair and I get pink things so people know they’re mine. I don’t love pink as much as it seems- I just don’t want people to think my phone is their phone
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
pygmybean: beej the hair collector
mtvcdm: There might be enough excess hair you could donate it at this point.
asthanius: fur is flimsy spikes, yes
ContingentCat: yvery huggable
Traion: Have the local haircut places been informed that they need to stock containment vessels for the eldritch beings living on Beej's head?
josh___something: Has the Grand horse committee decided on the hashtag for the can't draw horses club :P
FITorion: I would hope locks of love gets flooded with donations once we can be out and about again
Swissfrankie: Horsemit the stallion. i needed that ^^
johnalogue: oh nooo
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: UH
ContingentCat: @josh___something I think we landed on CantHorseClub
TehAmelie: oh hey there it is. the worst horse. the pure worsthorsershire sauce https://i.imgur.com/TZvVhj7.jpg
ContingentCat: oh sin coupons?
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie DO NOT WANT
wench_tacular: spot on
asthanius: Heather, people fall for it NOW
mtvcdm: I got raised Lutheran, which basically meant 'eh, you showed up to church, you're fine, go watch some football'.
ContingentCat: but then some guy nailed a negative yelp review on a church and caused a big hubbub
johnalogue: the pro strat into heaven was just to do a bunch of stealing and fraud to pay for it
jibkat: The real trick, was you bought them for your dead parents
asthanius: Is antipope like antipasta?
TehAmelie: any horse you draw is gonna be better than Tandy (?) the Man-Pony
jibkat: "dont you want to make sure your parents go to heaven?"
pygmybean: the neggapope
niccus: antepope
Traion: That is literally how St. Peter's Cathedral in the Vatican was financed Heather
johnalogue: @jibkat and if you didn't, not honoring your mother and father is a sin too
Ignatiuspants: what's this about a lady pope?
RandomTrivia: The Volt-Pope
jibkat: Poltron
Styxseus: :D
TehAmelie: Voltron Ex Cathedra
chaostreader: At least one pope has been female, I’m pretty sure about that.
beowuuf: when you saw five sets of feet in the desert, that was when voltron pope was carrying you
asthanius: father, son, holy spirit, fish, bread
wench_tacular: it's a dilema alright
Penguino_Rojo: Can I get a Pope-cycle? perhaps a Pope-Tart?
Met_kaf: With our power combined we are Captain Pope!
RandomTrivia: I would like to take a moment to appreciate the Canon joke
wench_tacular: vamp-horse
Traion: Please everything lre
jibkat: The dead sea scrolls had alot of full frontal nudity
jibkat: Prove me wrong
PharaohBender27: @chaostreader You might be thinking of this person? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
wench_tacular: it's a good look
Traion: Please everything pre-Council of Nicea is non-canon. So it counts as fanfic Kappa
ContingentCat: So it that your horse-sona Heather?
FITorion: So Unicorns... were probably Rhinos.
asthanius: Get me pictures of Beaker on my desk by five!
pygmybean: human beeker x muppet beeker would be like the tumblr Onceler fandom
ContingentCat: uh
jibkat: Its always whales D
asthanius: I mean, knowing horses, I think a unicorn could just be an upside-down horse
johnalogue: Unicorns were definitely just "okay so it's like a big gray horse with a huge horn on its nose" being interpreted by Europeans
Asimech: "Have you considered that it was instead in fact, a penis?"
FITorion: There's an area called Dogger bank that used to be above water and Rhino's lived there. It's the area between England and Denmark
jibkat: You can meet a Dodo
wench_tacular: the fools
jibkat: There are still a few of them float around
lyropithic: Wasn't it rats that did them in via eating their eggs? I forget
johnalogue: I thought dodos weren't that delicious because they tasted like fish, until the sailors fed them corn?
GapFiller: hai Ian
FITorion: With out developed art... and word of mouth descriptions... a four legged creature with a horn on its face... became a horse with a horn.
Swissfrankie: a wild ian appears
DaSunao: Ooh, an Andy!
ContingentCat: ooo good bunch
jibkat: A wild 4th appears
Ignatiuspants: ooh! mysterious fourth person!
ElissenRedux: The cat ears are very worth
Traion: @lyropithic sounds plausible, rats killed a lot of species once we brought them to new ecosystems
RandomTrivia: Cat ears HYPE
TehAmelie: how many cats do you need to skin for a pair of cat ears?
ContingentCat: cat ears are absolutely necessary
Juliamon: They don't skin them. They dissolve them.
TehAmelie: ah right
jibkat: what a MONSTER
Traion: Also Heather plays the role of the Krondorian Commercial Ghost on PiF
GapFiller: many pokemon have been hit in the head w/ apples yes
Asimech: Link to what Molly was talking about: http://www.mollylewis.wtf/simulator
pygmybean: thanks all!
ContingentCat: ah they've kept the old pokemon snap expoerience
TehAmelie: thank you for the stream and all the amazing horses!
Met_kaf: It was sleeping!!
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming ladies lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jibkat: <3
ContingentCat: thanks all lrrHEART
Styxseus: Thanks for the stream! <3
Ignatiuspants: this was a great time!
ContingentCat: !next
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Ignatiuspants: take care, everyone!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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