Juliamon: I'm praying my upset tummy lets me watch it all
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh nooo! I hope it's nothing serious
Juliamon: I don't think it is
corianderd: y'all ready for dice throwing?
ContingentCat: ready
xantos69: hell yeah, Cori!
Solipsody: I just want one of the characters to be named Randalkeith.
PharaohBender27 is ready
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'll leave the dice throwing to the professionals
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djalternative: hola chat
DarkMorford: Hey everyone!
Fruan: I am ready for Randal Keith.
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 1 - The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay! you got it!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Electrodyne: Who's playing Randall Keith
Electrodyne: If there's no Randall Keith we riot, who's with me
PharaohBender27: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Almost makes up for being sad that I'll have to leave partway through this for a meeting
RandomTrivia: Nice shot PharaohBender27
Sarah_Serinde: Electrodyne lrrFRUMP
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djalternative: welcome to Mine O' Clock everyone
Electrodyne: Randall Keith from Candlekeep! Can't have Candelkeep Adventures without him
Fruan: @Sarah_Serinde It'll be a very quiet, very polite riot. Promise.
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vellebastet: unarmeHeart lrrHEART unarmeHeart lrrHEART unarmeHeart
GapFiller: CAM RAID!!!
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Sarah_Serinde: Fruan Hmm well all right, if you behave :D
DiscordianTokkan: Heya CamFam!
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
vellebastet: unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay
JadedCynic: aha, I'm not late for once!
Electrodyne: Hi Cam-arilla
Terr0rc0tta: Randall Keith
vellebastet: @sarah_serinde Hello!
vellebastet: lrrHEART ysbrydMod
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EhItsRy: Woulda been late if not for the raid lol
jessieimproved: Hello friendos sergeHi
Electrodyne: @Terr0rc0tta Exactly!
the_canuck_mystic: Who's DM'ing today?
ContingentCat: kathleen
vellebastet: ooooo
the_canuck_mystic: Ooooh :D
serramarkov: Had to close my browser and come back to get stream- chat was always here, though.
vellebastet: I love myself some Kathleen
vouru: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
vellebastet: lrrDARK
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PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne I imagine there will be a Randall Keith somewhere in this just because lrrGRAHAM begged lrrKATHLEEN to do it :D
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the_canuck_mystic: Is this episode 1 ?
vellebastet: Well, I mean, all of Loading Ready Run is amazing
Sarah_Serinde: the_canuck_mystic It is!
the_canuck_mystic: 2x Oooh lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
kusinohki: it's go time! (but I just went....)
Ignatiuspants: it's go time!
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RandomTrivia: Here we gooooo!
Sarah_Serinde: Schedule has the episode number too :)
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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vellebastet: Hello!
RandomTrivia: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
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PharaohBender27: @the_canuck_mystic The episode is also has "Part 1" in the title so it's definitely a multi-stream thing
Sarah_Serinde: That is a pretty book
RandomTrivia: That is a gorgeous book cover
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Nigouki: that is a very fancy looking book
ContingentCat: Oooooo
RandomTrivia: "Let's rotate the DMs!
electra310: DMs and cushions
kusinohki: tell dale YAY!
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
PharaohBender27: Evening, lrrKATHLEEN , lrrPAUL , lrrCORI , lrrMATT , lrrIAN , and Andy!
EldarLuin: Looking forward to it!! :D
the_canuck_mystic: DALE lrrHEART Dale lrrHEART Dale lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: oh wow... fun!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
ContingentCat: cool like with Toon
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JadedCynic: Oh my; the next few weeks are sounding GREAT!
vouru: Dale niegh the DM guy
pn55: Haha!
InkyGhoast: So the title made me think of the fun fact that there are 10 minutes of air in a bag of holding
Terr0rc0tta: Adam has to be on Candlekeep at least once
Fruan: lrrHEART braven10HEX lrrHEART
electra310: :O
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100
PharaohBender27: But remember - "paul
bullseye3265: !cheer300
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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EldarLuin: They don't love us (when they're RPing) lol
Juliamon: no ! to cheer
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
MAPBoardgames: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6881: "I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one." —Dale [2020-04-06]
PharaohBender27: * lrrPAUL and the mods WILL BE WATCHING
bullseye3265: cheer300
JadedCynic: we will be of no use! <3
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
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KaleidoscopeMind: (I'd really like Michelle to run either Daniel Kwan or Kienna Shaw's stories)
TheWooglie: Fun>Rules
Anubis169: travF1 travF2
vouru: Table slap?
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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the_canuck_mystic: There are no mistakes, only house rules.
Sarah_Serinde: (Do not do that)
PharaohBender27: Cheer200
JadedCynic: Rule of Fun is 1st priority <3
Sarah_Serinde: (Heather will delete them)
KeirenH: ooh, a kathleen campaign
PharaohBender27: Whoops, mistyped the amount there
Electrodyne: Happy House Accidents
RandomTrivia: Protocol 4847 is in effect as always
DoodlestheGreat: :tf:
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
InkyGhoast: heather is magic
JadedCynic: Sassy :D
PharaohBender27: Cheer100
electra310: All engagement is good engagement!
EldarLuin: PopCorn
InkyGhoast: bye gang, hi paul
the_canuck_mystic: What if I don't want to be angry and just have a good time?
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corianderd: see y'all on the flipside
dtigertron: I just got here, why do we have to be angry? I don't like being angry.
mtvcdm: Heather is your greatest friend and your most feared enemy
Sarah_Serinde: the_canuck_mystic Then you're in the right place
JadedCynic: oooo
PharaohBender27: Oooh, snazzy intro
jonnykefka: oh this is lovely
SnackPak_: nice intro
vouru: its the paul show now!
vellebastet: That music!
Sarah_Serinde: So fancy
RandomTrivia: Another absolute smash hit from Featherweight
JadedCynic: Hot Rod Elegants - tyvm for this :)
the_canuck_mystic: @Sarah_Serinde What a relief lrrHEART
vellebastet: sykPog
Terr0rc0tta: This is so good
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
ButButTheJesus: cuuuuute
kusinohki: this seems like a lot of work for a one shot!
InkyGhoast: aww all the characters look so good and cute
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha Krancorson
EldarLuin: Now I want a cozy fire to sit beside....
PharaohBender27: katesLol lrrIAN
Juliamon: Krankor rides again
Pteraspidomorphi: All of those characters look really suitable
jonnykefka: Minty. Oh delightful
ElementalAlchemist: "ore vein Krankor-san"
ElementalAlchemist: wow.
KaleidoscopeMind: 3 smols and a tall
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: art by featherweight?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: HAH
vellebastet: sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Terr0rc0tta: Close up, like in the candlestick, featherweight’s lines remind me of Straub
pn55: GDI Cori
djalternative: Krankorson is great. Krankor must've been a viking at some point
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde oh! of course there'd be a lineage! In retrospect we shoulda expected it :)
Alas_Babylon: But is Cori a variant human?
electra310: Auspicious Cori!
ElementalAlchemist: auspisious.
SnackPak_: nice
ElementalAlchemist: the one that's spelled right
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness yes
Anubis169: or spay shuss
InkyGhoast: auspicious :eyes:
Anubis169: Kappa
RandomTrivia: STRONG
ElementalAlchemist: Minty Irons®: He's a dad!™
SnackPak_: oh good
Anexmedia: Candlekeep? home of Randall Keith?
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
JadedCynic: oh whup; cori and I shirt-twins. (and THAT was a glorious introduction from Matt/Minty SeemsGood
Favre_the_Undead: god
Favre_the_Undead: oh, god
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Minty also has a cowboy wizard hat btw
the_canuck_mystic: Oh god, he has a hammer and sickle
EldarLuin: zeldac2Rawr
GamesAndInk: I see we're peaking audio already--time to switch off of headphones :P
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are wonderful and valuable and loved!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh amazing LoadingReadyRun :D
YeetTheRich_: stupid dwarves always messing up my mountain ranges
Juliamon: JadedCynic Shirt-triplets!
Alas_Babylon: Ad, you tant!
JadedCynic: @Juliamon o/\o
Twilight_Spark: A junior adjutant, do not confuse with adjunct.
vouru: lrrHEART lrrWOW lrrWOW
Jensling: A ranger dualwielding a hammer and sickle? ☭ω☭ what's this?
Radyin: Myriam is so much taller than the rest of the party.
JadedCynic: right back at your deserving self, @hexy_lexy
Twilight_Spark: Or adjoint.
saucemaster5000 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
saucemaster5000: sounds mysterious
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MAPBoardgames: Also where the classic PC game Baulder's Gate starts.
SnackPak_: yay libraries
SnowBuddy18: @Twilight_Spark or student
mtvcdm: Oh boy, sports statistics!
Alas_Babylon: mumble mumble erotica mumble
PharaohBender27: katesLol
electra310: I'm having flashbacks to the late nineties at the big Borders in Chicago
djalternative: erotica?...
Sarah_Serinde: I admit, I was expecting something different after "desperate need" :P
ChainedDreamer: Erotica?! Tell me more.
dtigertron: I would like to go to the erotica section, please
MAPBoardgames: I can't define it, but I know it when I see it. Text books, I mean.
mtvcdm: I love I'm the only person who didn't say erotica
ContingentCat: oo polished by butts
Arclight_Dynamo: Eroded by centuries of intellectual ass.
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of extra dimensions, and decided to see what was going on. How's everybody doing?
hexy_lexy: butt depressions?!
beckett_brass: @mtvcdm What's this about erotica?? Should I be here?
RandomTrivia: benginButt lrrAWW
Alas_Babylon: @beckett_brass Kathleen is talking to us about great asses, so things are going very 100
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy Hello.
Nigouki: ass-sweat, the best wood preservative
JadedCynic: ahhhh, a place of AGE <3
PMAvers: And eventually Ian's character starts talking, and that illusion is shattered.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
hexy_lexy: @PMAvers And eventually Ian starts talking :p
vouru: this is a library si
Featherweight_: Rolls !
JadedCynic: not an explicit rank, but more a role, or job assignment, like aide-de-camp
Featherweight_: The dice fly
Alas_Babylon: "Keep Candlekeep... Candles"
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent, Kathleen notice board!
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hexy_lexy: Candle "Candlekeep" Keep
Sarah_Serinde: Always read those :D
Alas_Babylon: Yeees, the classic Kathleen notice board
MAPBoardgames: I'm going to have to wander off. Catch youall in the VoD!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
RandomTrivia: Bahahahaa
JadedCynic: Chekov's Bulletins :D
vouru: i feel this dnd session is gonna be.... lit XD
Favre_the_Undead: lol
thraximore: If you're a bard you have to tell me, it's the law
JadedCynic: <3 cya MAPBoardgames!
gonvillebromhead: @jadedcynic or a French warrant officer
SnackPak_: hop that desk!
DiscordianTokkan: "Are you a bard? You have to tell us if you're a bard"
beckett_brass: @MAPBoardgames Have a good day
Alas_Babylon: oh my?
JadedCynic: specifically a small-engine mechanic
PharaohBender27: Until later, @MAPBoardgames !
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CaptainSpam: 85 months! EIGHTY-FIVE! What's HAPPENED to me?
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beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Hello.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Cori
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
hexy_lexy: ABC - Always Be Reading Kathleens Block Text
QuixoticScrivener: I like me some ass creases!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @beckett_brass !
ContingentCat: "laquer"
DiscordianTokkan: "laquer"
Despoiler98: yer gonna be here a LONG TIME
vouru: well defined ass crease
Alas_Babylon: he swole af
RandomTrivia: Muscle wizard?
Alas_Babylon: YES
PharaohBender27: katesLol
pn55: Yea!
djalternative: is his boss Aaron Sorkin?
asthanius: YES
Anexmedia: YES
JadedCynic: already I sympathize with Terry
Fruan: RANDAL KEITH!
Lord_Durin: Randal!
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS
CaptainSpam: Theeeere's the Randal Keith.
Juliamon: Ah, there he is
jonnykefka: oh wow
JadedCynic: Randal!
Electrodyne: YEAH
PharaohBender27: I hope @Electrodyne was here for this
Driosenth: Randle Keith from Candle Keep
Sarah_Serinde: There you go, chat :D
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
floki4242: yes yes yes
jonnykefka: I'm so happy
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ContingentCat: wow
electra310: Aw, Terry
GoAmpDog2: RKO yes lol
lochnessseammonster: randy! love it :)
Anexmedia: Outta Nowhere!
Alas_Babylon: We're all boned
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! This week we are starting our Candlekeep Mysteries series with The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1oMMV1VgAIUrcu.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1394446755316391936
chaostreader: But. He’s not an assassin!
Arclight_Dynamo: Grab that brass ring, Terry.
hexy_lexy: im already in love with Terry Fizzlewit!!!!!
hexy_lexy: I LOVE TERRY
RandomTrivia: Terry is great
beckett_brass: But Fizzlewit's improvements are always good, right :) ?
hexy_lexy: halp, chat i cant deal with my love of terry!
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy Solution: listen to more terry!
Alas_Babylon: You'll need to keep some of that love in your heart for our other three friends
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If you have read this adventure before and notice any differences with what happens tonight, don't worry about it lrrAWESOME
DarkMorford: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Alas_Babylon: "I have been pep'd"
RandomTrivia: Protocol 4847 overrides all
Featherweight_: Fully pepped
Alas_Babylon: ALso yeah, modules are made to be broken, no worries
Alas_Babylon: ALSO also, @Featherweight_, you are amongst the best around
Sarah_Serinde: Invoking 4847 here implies it's not intentional
beckett_brass: Just curious, is this live or is this pre-recorded?
Sarah_Serinde: Going by Paul's comment I assume that won't be the case
Sarah_Serinde: beckett_brass No this is live
Alas_Babylon: Live
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This will also give people more material to draw from if they were to run it themselves
hexy_lexy: @Featherweight_ did you do the art for these characters?
pn55: @Featherweight_ Great work on the intro as always! lrrHEART
JadedCynic: oh Noooo - an adventure *IN* the stacks of Candlekeep's library??? *goes and gets the '+5 bombardment robes of protection'
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
Alas_Babylon: Andy, Confirmed Gamer
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Good to hear. Also, what is Protocol 4847?
VmKid: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
JadedCynic: Minoxa? Of the Dil clan?
Swickwick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
Swickwick: Woop Six Months
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RandomTrivia: (sorry)
beckett_brass: Oh. That one.
spiffinn: i just got here, how much have they covered in 20 mins?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @spiffinn The waiting room
Alas_Babylon: Still kinda going through character intros, you're good
Uroboros_of_Old: @spiffinn the party is coming together now
RandomTrivia: @spiffinn We're in a library, and apparently the open mic night is prejudiced against bards
Alas_Babylon: You did miss a big cameo tho ;-;
JadedCynic: Funny Minoxa took into archivist and following Denir; her family's a great bunch of herbalists ;)
spiffinn: nice
Electrodyne: HUGE cameo
inconsideratehat: Andy you're #@&$ing adorable.
thraximore: pe da ga jee ?
asthanius: Pediatrics
RandomTrivia: LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: words are hard
Alas_Babylon: The Place Where I Belong
dangerous_safety: the pillars of perogies
spiffinn: i'll rewtch
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia it'
Sarah_Serinde: dangerous_safety I like this one
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia it's a contest of *amateurs* - 'ringers' are frowned on
Alas_Babylon: The Pillars of Precious Doggies
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic ok that's fair
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic I choose to believe that's very much not the reason
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Alas_Babylon Yes please
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde well, that's the 'mundane earth' reason usually, but yeah, in Faerun? Things could get even more complicated
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
thraximore: Well you GOTTA read the book
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
Master_Gunner: is it a regulation sausage?
Alas_Babylon: Simic or Orzhov?
jackj08: Sausage??
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: How DARE they let the tea go cold!
RandomTrivia: @Master_Gunner Not any more, it's had a bite taken out of it
Scarbble: love the sausage callbacks
vouru: imported from ravnica
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JadedCynic: food crime - waste?!?
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Nah I'm not even thinking about that. Bards have a reputation for being...extra, let's say? So that's my interpretation of why not :D
jonnykefka: I am uncomfortably seen by that remark Ian
Twilight_Spark: Truly the conference breakfast has sated fewer people than usual.
valravenapocalypse: The early bookworm gets the good sausage?
kusinohki: "would you like to investigate" nah, let's move on
vouru: room temperature tea
Twilight_Spark: D: Fighting words.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde yeah, exactly - "last time we let a professional bard perform, we ended up all marching off and ransacking that one mean merchant's shop - woke up lying in a display case, broken crockery all over! NEVER again!"
Sarah_Serinde: I do always love the bits of physical acting we get in Dice Friends :D
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Yeah okay, that sounds about right :D
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic LUL
Scarbble: thicc tome
IbunWest: So it's a picture of Ian?
Arclight_Dynamo: Mollari?
PharaohBender27: Oooof
Anexmedia: "I'm not sure, but it may be a book."
JadedCynic: Oh, andy - even the failures are entertaining :D
JadedCynic: -er or -re?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic What's the difference?
ElementalAlchemist: Common doesn't have a second alternate spelling
Featherweight_: A clue!
Despoiler98: PrideTake OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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SnackPak_: oh good
Despoiler98: katesSweat katesSweat katesSweat never say it OUT LOUD
ButButTheJesus: OH BOY
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thymato: woops dice Friends
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JadedCynic: @ElementalAlchemist so, which is it? :D
RandomTrivia: Is there an inter-sceptre? lrrBEEJ
KaleidoscopeMind: "Do you say that out loud?" is always a very loaded question
JadedCynic: ^^^
beckett_brass: @thymato Hello. Welcome to magical stuff.
JadedCynic: and so things begin
Sarah_Serinde: KaleidoscopeMind And I'm sure the answer was a deliberate choice as well :D
RandomTrivia: Maybe this one leads to the ballroom!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yay! we found the story!
thraximore: This dimension looks pretty extra
electra310: Run awaaaaay
beckett_brass: @thraximore But is it filled with joy?
electra310: You need at least a better-than-average level adjuctant for this level of the library
JadedCynic: yeah, that's a literal-minded dwarf (not a wizard/etc)
thraximore: Don't look too hard
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Myriam
ChefStephen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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IbunWest: Cori is nothing if not consistent
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The door is ajar. Do you open the jar and let the guy out?
ContingentCat: this campaign as been brought to you by the number 11
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
thraximore: The Blindspot is... unsettling for those unfamiliar.
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun Who gave Adam the keys?!
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
Sarah_Serinde: :D
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
beckett_brass: The word "sceptre" is going to be a running gag, isn't it?
JadedCynic: *Scepter
Alas_Babylon: Makes the windows startup noise
JadedCynic: ;)
Favre_the_Undead: scepter or sceptre?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I hope this spell doesn't have a limited number of charges...
beckett_brass: @LoadingReadyRun One way to find out, right?
Solipsody: Perhaps the door is an accident. The Master meant to write "Spectre" and summon a ghost...
Favre_the_Undead: crap
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE lrrHERE
PharaohBender27: Welp
JadedCynic: step-POOF-step
Favre_the_Undead: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: yeah, one-way portal :D
matthaus_c: Eight is not how you pronounce Scepter! :p
RandomTrivia: HAH
SnowbirdMike: They keep saying shimmering doors and i keep seeing Jim morrison in a sequined disco suit.
Favre_the_Undead: I'm expecting a vampire
JadedCynic: Wot, not Ray M?
matthaus_c: could use more communism
beckett_brass: @Favre_the_Undead Any particular reason?
ArdCollider: "i've got notes!"
PharaohBender27: O_o
ContingentCat: todays weather: no
dangerous_safety: its blue today
vellebastet: sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL
thraximore: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Favre_the_Undead: mansion = vampires
asthanius: Toad-o
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
matthaus_c: NaN is a very beloved blaseballer, this weather is unbecoming of them!
zuchen_120: I played this last Tuesday with my group! It's fun!
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Hello. Welcome to a mansion that was opened by saying "scepter"
JadedCynic: @Favre_the_Undead you need to get out more ;)
kusinohki: no weather? how will we get ominous lightning and thunder later?
zuchen_120: no spoilers though.
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_Gustav Ahoy-hoy! Our players have just gone through a one-way magical portal!
JadedCynic: @zuchen_120 thank you for being circumspect <3
beckett_brass: @Favre_the_Undead Now now, it might not be vampires, it could be ghosts.
Master_Gunner: an entire house for their ass?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
RandomTrivia: A nice ass-house
JadedCynic: nice ass-house?
EldarLuin: How Canadian
JadedCynic: oh, nice details <3
JadedCynic: also <3 andy with the ad lib
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
JadedCynic: ooooh
matthaus_c: rainbow cat!
RandomTrivia: So many good kitties to meet!
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
beckett_brass: Alternatively, it could be a three headed/bodied cat.
EldarLuin: If it's a calico, odds are it's female!
ButButTheJesus: and one from the rare Disaster Cat
RomanGoro: !addcount kitty 3
RandomTrivia: Maybe it's Purrberus!
kusinohki: totally not inspired by kathleen's cats
Sarah_Serinde: escher3MEOW katesLoaf ...I only have 2 :P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The mansion has a technicolour dream kitty
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha Randal Keith
EldarLuin: catcat9Grin
Lysander_Gustav: they finally did it
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav oh we saw Randal giving Terry his assignment :D
EldarLuin: Oooo lvl up with Map!
dangerous_safety: we have a map!? Nice
hexy_lexy: foyer? not a foyB? :P
groulux: OH sweet! I am running this game for my Acquision Incorporated campaign this friday!
JadedCynic: wait....that ma- it's....oh!
RandomTrivia: LUL the weather report
Sarah_Serinde: Go left - always solid advice
Sarah_Serinde: Never bad
RomanGoro: I don't think anything is going right here
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic ??? Something wrong?
RandomTrivia: Which way, LRRbot?
RandomTrivia: !advice
LRRbot: Hold your fruit.
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro sergeJustRight
hexy_lexy: tiltyhPLS
NewtyNewts: Just showed up, and this seems pretty neat
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass I had an epiphany about this, but if I'm right, it might spoil, so I'm going to make a sandwich while watching and keep mum
beckett_brass: @NewtyNewts Hello. Welcome to a mansion of some sort.
JadedCynic: solid, good-joinery?
NewtyNewts: Can't wait to see how haunted and/or trapped this mansion is
hexy_lexy: are they "Minty" fresh? :P
kusinohki: yeah, this map seems oddly familiar, but I can't place it...
Sarah_Serinde: What could go wrong
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NewtyNewts: It's a jar!
EldarLuin: a jar?!
Lysander_Gustav: Looks a little like Heroquest map?
JadedCynic: I uncork it and take a swig?
mtvcdm: Don't let the door out!
Sarah_Serinde: Only vaguely jar-like
beckett_brass: Is there peanut butter in the jar?
RandomTrivia: Why is everything in this place made of jars?!
NewtyNewts: Is there a man trapped inside?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL First intersection: split party
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #2834: "I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually." —Cam [2016-06-17]
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia I mean, isn't your house made entirely of jars?
Featherweight_: Wait a second. There might be cats here.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun #AsIsTradition <3
NewtyNewts: Wis check to not be charmed by the cat
electra310: It is always wise to pet the cat!
RandomTrivia: Awww, my hopes of meeting Purrberus are dashed... lrrAWW
A_Dub888: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #1629: "I don't *believe* my cat is a serial killer, but I could be wrong..." —Graham [2016-01-20]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Crit fail on pet cat check
beckett_brass: This cat is Feline good, it looks like.
JadedCynic: @Featherweight_ are you SURE? ;) (also thanks for the nice art <3 )
beckett_brass: Kathleen's cat impressions are cute.
JadedCynic: <3 andy
LoadingReadyRun: The cat speaks cat
Lysander_Gustav: The cat speaks abyssal?
KaleidoscopeMind: In my experience, cats speak infernal
beckett_brass: But does the cat speak infernal?
asthanius: Try the universal language of dance
beckett_brass: @KaleidoscopeMind I see we think alike.
RandomTrivia: Cats are gods in their own minds, maybe they speak Celestial :D
NewtyNewts: Fist-endia?
RandomTrivia: Agatha?!
asthanius: Fist N. Dia
KaleidoscopeMind: fantasy James Patterson?
philthycasualmtg: Mishra
Solipsody: @KaleidoscopeMind You mean a pen name shared by several less well-known mages?
matthaus_c: is Melvil Dewey canon in this universe
JadedCynic: no, Mystra, Faerunian deity of magic
DiscordianTokkan: She said the thing!
Luminaire_p: ExtradiMansional space?
RandomTrivia: @Luminaire_p *golf clap*
JadedCynic: aHA
NotCainNorAbel: Myst
chaostreader: @thraximore To trap idiots.
beckett_brass: @Luminaire_p I appreciate that pun
JadedCynic: Nice, @Luminaire_p <3
thraximore: Ah so a me trap
Lysander_Gustav: So the first mystery is trying to figure out how to get out of the mansion?
YeetTheRich_: feed it blood
philthycasualmtg: gallons of the stuff
NewtyNewts: Ooh, hidden room...
RandomTrivia: "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door... *yay*
kusinohki: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
LoadingReadyRun: puzzle based on books in a library? This is a Myst puzzle
thraximore: Sceptir
asthanius: iiiiiii
Kramburger: Check the red and blue book\s
kusinohki: aww, swordfish doesn't fit
fcloud: good ol extradimensional wifi
PharaohBender27: @thraximore katesLol
JadedCynic: dickbu...no that's 8
NightValien28: fisting
chaostreader: Fissure
NewtyNewts: Finance?
MTGRanger: WiFi is canon in dwarfland
ContingentCat: Sagittarius is too long
Solipsody: @kusinohki Srdfish?
dangerous_safety: my first instinct is "Friends" because it needs to teach a life lesson
Kramburger: Is this the first, second, or third mystra?
asthanius: mysteri
MTGRanger: Ah, deep lore
JadedCynic: 2nd Kram
Kramburger: She died for a while!
FerociousPeach: "Oh gods and goddesses, let me out"?
JadedCynic: she's died a couple of times
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I spent all the effort to photoshop out the secret passage and they literally find it in the *first place they go* lrrAWW
ContingentCat: and a cat!
SnackPak_: it'd be rude not to
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun Murphy's Law vOv
fcloud: ian's commitment to the accent
NightValien28: no plan can handle the randomness of adventurers Paul
Kramburger: Paul, we're sorry for your loss (of time)
fcloud: @paul sometimes it do be like that
zuchen_120: They’re supposed to explore in the order they’re written in the book lol.
JadedCynic: ♫Secret basement, secret basement, under the mansion, secret secret secret basement!♫
kusinohki: would it be better if they never found the secret passage at all?
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun of course they found it right away, this crew exudes chaos and madness (in the best way)
MTGRanger: Faerun lore is SO annoying because everything is *Secret and Unknown* so you get told so little. Creative freedom is cool, but somedays I just wanna read lore
dangerous_safety: this mansion is made of core sets
JadedCynic: I feel like Dirk Gently would blend right in this group
NewtyNewts: High Rolling game today
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun this is how game makers feel when that ONE QA tester finds the super secret item
HundreydAundre: The wizard did it! Of course.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Nat20 on investigate is really useful
PharaohBender27: Ah, good ol' alchemy
fcloud: wait, the *first aid kit* was on fire? that cant be good
JadedCynic: "secret and unknown"? The bulk of FR's lore is PUBLISHED - check your library's fiction section, I bet there's at least three paperbacks, each from a different series of novels set in the Realms, that also canonizes pivotal events :D
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ContingentCat: oh no
JadedCynic: ew.
JadedCynic: homunculi ?
fcloud: fluvial!
fcloud: not in dwarf, just in dwarf-ish
JadedCynic: sounds interesting....but probably not apropos of the password/phrase
JadedCynic: Matt would excel in a game of Paranoia B)
asthanius: @JadedCynic I mean, fluvial is seven letters with an I
MTGRanger: @JadedCynic Oh yeah some of It is easy access but the wikis (Libraries are closed also most old dnd books aren't exactly.... good?) are really vague oftentimes
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL B for Book!
PharaohBender27: Bestial?
NewtyNewts: Biggalo?
kusinohki: I'm guessing Library
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Ooooh
fcloud: got it! the seven-letter phrase is "It's Beej"
A_Dub888: !card ib hafhart
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
JadedCynic: @asthanius well, guess not, and it's 'alluvial' from the mining/geology book's title
A_Dub888: !card ib
LRRbot: Found 165 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
JadedCynic: just kinda dull
asthanius: Is it a pimple?
ContingentCat: gross
fcloud: the seven-letter phrase is a ruthless abbreviation of "international baccalaureate"
dangerous_safety: maybe its bismuth?
asthanius: "bagpipe"
fcloud: a smallway
JadedCynic: busines- (I hate it when I run out of space when writing... :( )
A_Dub888: Intruncate
dangerous_safety: "abridge"
A_Dub888: !card gitrog
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
ButButTheJesus: BLAEB!
JadedCynic: Terry and toad-o?
Lysander_Gustav: oh no
crowyote: omg I was run through this module set with a friend a few months ago--ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
PharaohBender27: :D
Ed25519: "Are you going to approach the toad or just yell at it?" ... a question for the ages :)
Lysander_Gustav: demons in disguise!
kusinohki: no! not a puck wudgie!
RuiFaleiro: Quatsits make great pets!
fcloud: oh deariam
beckett_brass: Remind me, is there anything special about Quasits?
RuiFaleiro: I just remember that there is a vast tome on the care of them in some teen warlock's room.
JadedCynic: yeah, should've expected this after the 'homunculus lab' - that's not something a "_, Good" Wizard would have, so not expect like a pseudodragon etc
fcloud: shapechanger, magic resistance, scary, invisibility https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Quasit#content
JadedCynic: for a familiar
fcloud: i love the name orevein
CrashKing1979: lrrFINE
Featherweight_: Lvl 1 lvl 1
Kramburger: Respect the 1v1!
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic same
fcloud: yes! the payoff
ButButTheJesus: bonk
JadedCynic: @Kramburger screw that - GANK THAT venomous pest!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL He carefully considered that hammer hit
fcloud: thought he was going to engage in debate or something
beckett_brass: Wait...it occurs to me. Is the cat that's following the party a cat?
kusinohki: whack a quasit!
fcloud: SAWING and a miss
ElementalAlchemist: "Describe to me how you completely miss this demon."
gualdhar: ah yes, the Reverse-Mercer
JadedCynic: oh, his dual-wield....hammer and sickle... Ian, so many layers, it's like you made your character out of an onion (heck, it's brought me to tears vOv )
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Obviously there's something that I'm missing. What was Ian going for?
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass hammer-and-sickle? seen that on any flags maybe?
Dog_of_Myth: Just some light Breaking and Entering....
asthanius: Magic Never-Miss-ile
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic I caught the Soviet reference, but what do you mean by layers?
Fruan: Magic Hittle
ContingentCat: oo british demon
ButButTheJesus: BOARP
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass the punny first name, the lineage implied by the last name (Krancor is another of Ian's longtime characters)...
fcloud: frogs are basically making barf noises 24/7
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy that Toad-o(?) was not just a quick one-off joke but is now part of the party :D
fcloud: myriam "almost got a turn" lily
JadedCynic: I mean, I LOVE the dwarven 'ranger of the rock' - he's doing this beautifully
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Care to remind me who the Krancorsons were in a DM?
JadedCynic: banished it back to its home plan
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ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Featherweight_: I added that pocket frog to the art on a whim
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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JadedCynic: @beckett_brass LRR's many Hero Quest games - Ian always played the dwarf, and named each (some died, others survived) "Krancor"
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300 Unfortunately have to duck out for a meeting, but I am confident that I will see our friends escape this mansion in the VOD!
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Aaaah. I've never watched the Hero Quest games, so that would explain why I don't recognize the reference.
NewtyNewts: Thanks @JadedCynic I was wondering that too
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Have a good day
Lysander_Gustav: This is an interesting start to a campaign
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
iris_of_ether: And krancor was definitely originally cribbed from a villain in an MST3K episode, fairly sure :D
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass @NewtyNewts always glad to help - no shame in not getting all the ref's (LRR makes SO MUCH CONTENT :D )
Sarah_Serinde: Krancor has absolutely also shown up in other Dice Friends campaigns, it's not just a Hero Quest thing
JadedCynic: It's an 'Ian RPG thing' at this point <3
ElementalAlchemist: it's Ian's brand
Arclight_Dynamo: Krancor showed up in Jer's underwater OSR game, right?
ElementalAlchemist: Tiltyhouse? Nah, we Krankor now
JadedCynic: ty Sarah - I proved my point about all the stuff to keep track of
beckett_brass: @Arclight_Dynamo Now that you mention it, I think I do remember that.
Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember that one but I do remember him being in Dale's sci-fi game
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde You mean the Paranoia one?
JadedCynic: such a rich narrative of continuity <3
Sarah_Serinde: Nope. Let me check the name because I only remember half of it :D
Territan: Hello folks. How many intermissions in are they?
Arclight_Dynamo: The... space tunnels of... something?
kusinohki: enigma of the star tunnels?
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass it was 'space opera' of a buck rogers/flash gordon style
Sarah_Serinde: Yes that Arclight :D
Territan: And it was played in Fate. Sort of.
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
beckett_brass: @Territan First intermission. Welcome to being stuck in a mansion.
Sarah_Serinde: Enigma of the Startunnels!!!
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic @Sarah_Serinde I might have to look that one up.
Sarah_Serinde: The number of exclamation marks is important :P
JadedCynic: ^^^
Sarah_Serinde: Here's the first episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN450v2lsg
kusinohki: "a tube of tuba lube"
Sarah_Serinde: Also there's a minor plot device named after me in one of those episodes I think :D
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki Yes gabyLul
JadedCynic: man, if I get some free time, I might wanna go back and rewatch that one - I know I enjoyed it at the time, but it's fuzzy on details for me now :)
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic So? Just literally make time :) .
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: ZING!
Territan: Also hopefully not "Irritable Bowel..."
GDwarf: Indeterminate Bowel
A_Dub888: Infernal Boondogle
CaptainSpam: Definitely probably.
kusinohki: wait.... didn't someone say that in chat earlier? international bacclaurete?
JadedCynic: Ind.Bwl ?
HundreydAundre: No One Will Ever Know!!! *echoes in emem/meme*
beckett_brass: @kusinohki Yep
Territan: It's "biggest"-ish.
fcloud: alcohol and brine? could just be a bunch of drunk octopi
crowyote: I REMEMBER THIS ROOM. we noped out of it. XD
Territan: Okay kids, who wants PICKLES?
beckett_brass: @Territan I don't!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: oh great...proto-scientist "natural philosophy"
asthanius: There's a flumph here? Jeez
Valcno: did they have dinner yet?
JadedCynic: wow that's a pretty diverse set of samples
matthaus_c: roll initiative against the jars!
fcloud: it's a battle tadpole apparently
fcloud: dire tadpole
JadedCynic: it's only a tadpole; not going up against a simic or caesar slaad
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beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Should we expect any Frankenstein's monsters (i.e. flesh golems)?
matthaus_c: it'll grow up into a battletoad
lyropithic: Was the jar adoor?
Arclight_Dynamo: A slaadpole./
Territan: Slaadpole
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass who knows? Maybe not too bad (this IS 1st level...)
Territan: Props, @Arclight_Dynamo got there first.
ContingentCat: woah
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Fair enough.
fcloud: the toad ratio in this adventure is off the scale
EldarLuin: Raccoons can be big...
JadedCynic: uh, oh NO, still a small creature, but not a tiny
DiscordianTokkan: They also do horrible things to people!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL a [small] tadpole (eg. 3ft long)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
fcloud: my tongue ... is SAGFE
fcloud: *safe
JadedCynic: very amphibian
Territan: It is very amphibian-forward.
DiscordianTokkan: Inside Baseball, Slaad Tadpoles are like Xenomorphs what with the implanting chestbursters
JadedCynic: we need to get out of this basement...
JadedCynic: nope on mage hand :D
fcloud: i get it! toad-o! because theyre not in kansas anymore
JadedCynic: grapple check :D
JadedCynic: @fcloud yeah, my guess is that Toad-O was a total off-the-cuff improv
matthaus_c: this sounds like a good fail forward
JadedCynic: "we learn more from our failures..."
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Terry likes his tongue" sounds like a line from Brooklyn 99
asthanius: CORI
JadedCynic: <3 lrrHEART
Territan: Fun fact: Myriam Lily can lick her eyeballs.
JadedCynic: this is the vivid, exciting content that entertains me!
matthaus_c: @asthanius look, they were culinary memories
fcloud: myriam lily's tongue fast becoming a strong supporting character
asthanius: @matthaus_c I don't think you can say that word in public Kappa
fcloud: toad-o probably doesnt mind brine smells
JadedCynic: oh! THAT is a GOOD IDEA *makes notes for future reference*
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asthanius: oh my god ian
fcloud: sternest ranger ever
matthaus_c: sudo dragon
ButButTheJesus once again doesn't get it but shakes head at Ian anyway
matthaus_c: oh my god
beckett_brass: Oh no
Territan: Invisible stalker?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is the tube itself a mimic?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is it a mimic of a tube?
fcloud: pseudo-dragon and `sudo dragon` are two confusingly different things
beckett_brass: Oh no. Mimics aren't just treasure chests.
JadedCynic: Pseudo-dragon ---> sudo dragon (sudo is a UNIX admin command)
DiscordianTokkan: "Are you a mimic? You have to tell us if you're a mimic"
JadedCynic gets REALLY PARANOID NOW
asthanius: Can't wait for the next book to be a mimic
Territan: "Dang
JadedCynic: heck, a door handle could be the mimic
firekiwi22: Just got here, is this the first episode?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Remind me, could the cat be a mimic?
JadedCynic: I forget, can Mimics do living animals?
JadedCynic: I don't know 5e enough...
fcloud: M? that spells...IBM!
Sarah_Serinde: firekiwi22 It is! And this will be a series of one-shots with different DMs
PMAvers: What if the map was the mimic?
matthaus_c: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the butt.
beckett_brass: @firekiwi22 Hello. Welcome to a mansion of dangerous things.
fcloud: the full phrase must be "IBM rulz"
ButButTheJesus: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
firekiwi22: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks!
HundreydAundre: Tru-boats... always comes a round.
firekiwi22: @beckett_brass Thanks too
asthanius: "Thimble"?
JadedCynic: @PMAvers the mimic is trying to be helpful, with the intent of piggy-backing these adventurers out of this pocket-dimension and escaping back to the Realms...
fcloud: this pocket dimension is distinctly different from the candlekeep i remember
djalternative: what if we just huff the miasma
JadedCynic: viz.ibid.?
asthanius: Monsteras everywhere
kusinohki: half expecting the miasma to do a full heal or something good at this point
asthanius: Infernal Homes and Divine Gardens
JadedCynic: it's the mimic! *chops with an axe*
iris_of_ether: YES
Alas_Babylon: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
JadedCynic: REFERENCES FOLKS
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh wow
InkyGhoast: CONTINUITY
ContingentCat: katesLol Callbacks!
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent :D
beckett_brass: I recognize the reference!
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME FBtouchdown
zuchen_120: This is the content I subscribe for.
Alas_Babylon: Well done, Greg*!
Territan: "Nail the callback!"
asthanius: I enjoy things I remember
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
matthaus_c: !findquote callback
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alas_Babylon: !findquote reference
LRRbot: Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." —Graham [2015-12-16]
JadedCynic: we are being given a few into a rich, elaborate continuum of lore
JadedCynic: oh MY
Territan: Check the table, and see if a book is stuck under one of the legs.
matthaus_c: holy shit that's a quote
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that's... top tier
Lysander_Gustav: Is there a librarian? I hope it's just not a card system
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't know where that quote's from but if I had to guess... watch+play?
matthaus_c: it *has* to be from watch+play
asthanius: Lots of curses
JadedCynic: oh my
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If I recall, a mimic can't actually shape shift, They can just reshape their body to some extent, but always look kind of like wood. Hence why they usually pretend to be a chest
beckett_brass: @LoadingReadyRun Oh. Interesting.
valravenapocalypse: Depends on edition, I think?
asthanius: The entire floor is a mimic
fcloud: if there were, say, a tripwire, would you step on it?
obijam_: chult reference!
beckett_brass: @asthanius That is an actual monster.
Alas_Babylon: BRI
valravenapocalypse: @asthanius I really, *really* want to run a dungeon where everything is mimics and mimic-like creatures
matthaus_c: does that count as both a monster *and* a trap?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It's a pirate book!
DarkMorford: Mmm, ribs. Anyone have a spare?
fcloud: pun jail
Sunmare_Dragon: where in the new dnd book tasha there are realm that are whole mimic
fcloud: so far we've spelled RIB
beckett_brass: @DarkMorford Yes, but they're all stuck in my chest.
matthaus_c: Forgotten Realms DDC let's go
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy :D
Sunmare_Dragon: in the far realm
asthanius: ohhhh
fcloud: uh oh
JadedCynic: iirc trapper below @beckett_brass ?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Shelves, also made of wood...
asthanius: Foiled by the dad bod
JadedCynic: *Trapper
Lysander_Gustav: @valravenapocalypse in the new Ravenloft setting, there is a new monster called "The Bag Man," which is sort of a roving mimic that can appear out of any bag of holding.
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic I don't remember it's name.
HundreydAundre: Aw, sheets! The Animated Library!
valravenapocalypse: @Lysander_Gustav oh damn
Sunmare_Dragon: !card bury in book
LRRbot: Bury in Books [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. / Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.
BusTed: HypeBook
matthaus_c: Codie & Company
asthanius: Darn you, animation!
Territan: Aren't they properly called "manga"?
fcloud: animated swarm of books! like a mimic, but better educated
matthaus_c: a swarm of mangoes
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] I thought books were my friends! | in dismay
LRRbot: New quote #7606: "I thought books were my friends!" —Cori, in dismay [2021-05-17]
Dog_of_Myth: @Territan LUL
averythetiger: Hit the books, lads!
LoadingReadyRun: Animated books, like in a Disney Cartoon
HundreydAundre: No.....
inconsideratehat: Yeesss
beckett_brass: I need a book pun, but can't think of any. Halp.
LoadingReadyRun: Death by Literacy!
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass found it - there's a "lurker above" (which kinda resembles a manta ray...with a camoflauged belly so it hids on ceilings, and there's the "Trapper" - which covers an area of 400 sq feet and will envelop & smother prey that walks on it - Trappers are kinda amrophus and make their flat body to look like stone...
beckett_brass: @averythetiger I appreciate that pun
fcloud: don't worry, @beckett_brass, i've got you covered
valravenapocalypse: @fcloud "something something genteel blackhole that learned to read"
FerociousPeach: "You bent their spines, now they'll break yours!"
kusinohki: death by 1000 paper cuts!
matthaus_c: unnecessary capitalism
matthaus_c: (it's all unnecessary)
LoadingReadyRun: The title of the book is "Eating You"
fcloud: i love this "describe how you (x)" mechanic, adds a lot of flavor
ElementalAlchemist: Capitalism®: It's bad!™
Sarah_Serinde: Ian would say that
JadedCynic: oh no, death of the books! :(
JadedCynic: well, 'birdman' COULD work...
asthanius: "Birdman! Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance!"
matthaus_c: is this... death of the author
GDwarf: @JadedCynic The less-famous rebuttal of Barthes
JadedCynic: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Chat I very much enjoy all your book jokes :D
beckett_brass: @matthaus_c I appreciate that joke
kusinohki: I've heard that print is dead, but I guess this makes it official
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Territan: Gotta say, a PC named "Terry" is really doing horrible things to my attention.
valravenapocalypse: "Birdman! or an amazingly pretentious movie by people who don't understand the point of superhero movies!"
JadedCynic: I mean, a book-construct yeah... but why destroy the possessed victims of this evil entity? :(
djalternative: the password is Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
fcloud: BIRM! MRIB? Men In Black, Really
JadedCynic: bir
SnackPak_: a job well done
fcloud: oh i might have made up M, sorry
JadedCynic: biro
JadedCynic: split the party - leave myriam back in the librry
Lysander_Gustav: It's a library! You're borrowing
chaostreader: Is it Rapscallion?
Lysander_Gustav: Leave behind your contact info for later reference
ContingentCat: it's a library say you're borrowing it
JadedCynic: it's seven-letters long
DigitalSeahorse: katesBonk follow the kitty
fcloud: it was [myriam] in the [library] with the [rapier]
Lysander_Gustav: dang
Lysander_Gustav: soul strophing
asthanius: Exorcise
fcloud: and yet we kept it clean, good job chat, well done
djalternative: oh. is the password, library?
kusinohki: wizard version of Danger Room
asthanius: @djalternative It has an M
asthanius: Mibrary
beckett_brass: @asthanius I don't think that's been confirmed.
Sarah_Serinde: djalternative I feel like that would be a bad password but also I like it :D
asthanius: @beckett_brass Oh, I thought I had just missed them finding it
EldarLuin: "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
Sarah_Serinde: EldarLuin jlrrNo
fcloud: can somebody remind me of the correct letters theyve found so far?
Territan: ♫ "IN JUST SEVEN DAYS..." ♫
chaostreader: R I B
beckett_brass: @fcloud I,B, and R
asthanius: "Ribeyes"
DigitalSeahorse: LeviOsa kitty
averythetiger: The tree cat poster should say "Try polymorph!"
kusinohki starts humming sorcerers apprentice
matthaus_c: kitt-chen
Territan: Kitten in the kitchen?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL chultean poetry, including such classics as "I hate Chult", "My wound is infected", "My Chultean Girl ate my head"
djalternative: kit10
matthaus_c: legally distinct from kitt-chien, the quebecois version of catdog
fcloud: a) swarming with cats, and b) really clean, got it
ContingentCat: which Sins are they named after?
kusinohki: @LoadingReadyRun are all of those Dande originals?
mowdownjoe: Kathleen knows cats. *glares at kitty who can't get off the counter while I'm coming*
JadedCynic: there was a lab for MAKING homunculi
djalternative: humunculai as in [FMA Spoilers]
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Twilight_Spark: And this is Blue's Clues!
Lysander_Gustav: :D
InkyGhoast: Lol
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Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
asthanius: IAN
matthaus_c: OH MY GOD IAN
GDwarf: Ian
ButButTheJesus: IAN
DarkMorford: HORNER
kusinohki: oh ian....
Styxseus: :D
NotCainNorAbel: room service?
dtigertron: spice girls, rogl
JadedCynic: IAN by all that's holy and profane... lrrFRUMP
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ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
FerociousPeach: Ian's on a roll tonight, lol
KaleidoscopeMind: I was expecting them to point the party to their friends, Sage and Saffron
matthaus_c: I'm calling the pun police
JadedCynic: mmmmm, chive buns <3
HundreydAundre: This is somehow what I imagine kitchen finks would sound like.
asthanius: IAN HORNER
Lysander_Gustav: nice
JadedCynic: geez, Ian
ArtemisHuntress: WAT?
ContingentCat: IAN
jessieimproved: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Tajessa: IAN.
ElementalAlchemist: Ian.
Lysander_Gustav: good Ian, good
asthanius: IAN I CAN SEE YOU READING CHAT
fcloud: man ian's pun power is over 9000 today
Territan: Now he's doing it on purpose, of course.
DigitalSeahorse: grating the butter
JadedCynic: oh....food....
DigitalSeahorse: katesNom
fcloud: roll for FLAVOR
beckett_brass: I find these puns to be rather Tasteful jokes.
JadedCynic: good try 'library' would've fit...
kusinohki: well poop. really thought I had no scoped it with library
JadedCynic: wait, multiple inhabitants?
dangerous_safety: we have an M though don't we
beckett_brass: @dangerous_safety I don't believe so?
asthanius: You know SEVEN very important things about homunculuses
fcloud: first, how to pluralize them!
JadedCynic: @dangerous_safety the 'm' was a guess by someone in chat
CaptainSpam: They use fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency...
TherapyforNarwhals: Someone's gotta die
kusinohki: @CaptainSpam and total devotion to the pope?
ckupf: and five the plural is Homunculi
LoadingReadyRun: The secret word being the name of one of the rooms would be problematic. "I'll see you in the Library. Wait! I--<teleport>"
djalternative: oh. now I'd love a caramel shortbread cookies
JadedCynic: I mean, homunculi aren't EVIL...they're just constructs (not always organic...)
fcloud: man i wish i was an all-powerful mage so i could have a homunculus make me stuff
Territan: I can't stop thinking that "polymorph into cat" might be one of the special effects of the food.
BusTed: Desire for cookie > fear of homunculus
kusinohki: @BusTed checks out
beckett_brass: @Territan Would that make any of the party Fur-ious?
LoadingReadyRun: @fcloud I guess you could hire a cook...
asthanius: "Live, Laugh, Magic Missle"
fcloud: thanks @lrr but becoming an all-powerful mage sounds significantly cheaper
beckett_brass: Give me a moment, brb
asthanius: Time to play musical chairs
Valcno: lonely chair
JadedCynic: MIMIC!
Territan: The chair in the corner has been very naughty. It knows what it did.
FerociousPeach: definitely mimic
Valcno: someone should sit in the lonely chair
fcloud: chair gouge, eh?
LoadingReadyRun: Furniture not covered in cat hair? Sus!
chaostreader: Mimic?
Lysander_Gustav: oh jeez
fcloud: hahaha
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
InkyGhoast: :D
Tajessa: that is so unsettling
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
beckett_brass: I'm back. What's happened?
JadedCynic: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: they're very enthusiastic
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass the kitchen is staffed by a couple of homunculi - nice (if gruesome to look at) and great cooks
asthanius: Is there a kids' menu?
asthanius: Ideally with a game on it
Territan: Wait. The homonculi can't leave the kitchen. Who posted the menu in the dining room?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic I was there for all of that. I just missed whatever happened/was gone over as they entered that room.
Tajessa: I am now hungry
JadedCynic: each of the two were made by a DIFFERENT mage - Fistandia seems to not be the only person living here?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic this room*
asthanius: @Territan They threw it very hard
JadedCynic: Dining room, set for a nice dinner...
JadedCynic: there's ONE chair off in a corner looking out-of-place @beckett_brass
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Who's the meal?
NoxStryx: is it gellical?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Mimic, I'm guessing?
Lysander_Gustav: hehehehehehehe
Territan: Turns out the one with the gouge is the mimic. It's an old battle wound.
JadedCynic: :D
ButButTheJesus: WHY YES I DO FEEL SAFE
Lysander_Gustav: I like how much paranoia Kathleen is instilling. Great job.
JadedCynic: *awww*
JadedCynic: :D
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TherapyforNarwhals: I just wanted a wittwe fight
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Chair? Are you a Mimic?" "No. Wait, crap!"
Zebunisher: *disappointed chair noises*
asthanius: Terry's gonna take a seat in OH GOD NO
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft RPGEmpty HahaShrugRight hmmf
asthanius: "Can we stay here?"
PMAvers: You can barely taste the poison!
Territan: A shandy-bomb?
fcloud: is minty carrying like a cooler full of beer?
JadedCynic: dangit, how much money do I have in paypal, and what restaurants are still open at this hour?
asthanius: "Beaf"
Territan: It's "Beef Absolutely!™"
asthanius: "What the hell is Beaf?"
DigitalSeahorse: Totally Accurate Beef Jerky
InkyGhoast: Beef Absolutely is my favorite vegan burger
Featherweight_: Vfj
JadedCynic: Beaf Absolutely™
iris_of_ether: "B'ef"
stevefromdetroit: i can't believe it's not beef
asthanius: "What's a microchip"
LoadingReadyRun: Catvestigation
kusinohki: the cat... honks?
DigitalSeahorse: Absolute Beef Jerky Vodka
JadedCynic: Beaf Absolutely is my vegan prog-punk RATM cover band
DiscordianTokkan: It was a goose!
DiscordianTokkan: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
InkyGhoast: cuddle!
JadedCynic: lap-cat <3
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
InkyGhoast: it baxter
ContingentCat: somethings wrong with that cat
iris_of_ether: (Reference to "Be'f"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cNemxfd4Z0
InkyGhoast: It baxter
LoadingReadyRun: the poopin place
ElementalAlchemist: water closet
EldarLuin: washroom
asthanius: Kathleen loves this
asthanius: She was born to play these roles
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
circusofkirkus: I love these helpful homunculi
Territan: Now, what kind of trap could a Lemonade Overdose lead into...?
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK
JadedCynic: their PURPOSE is to make others happy - their sheer existence is based on it.
EldarLuin: New map!
JadedCynic: time for me to pop out and get a burger?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Seems like.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:45.
jibkat: So your saying they could help me with my putting game JadedCynic ?
JadedCynic: @jibkat I dunno how much HELP they *would*be* but they'd definitely be eager to TRY <3
kusinohki: you have to practice putting in the kitchen. the homunculi can't leave the room
JadedCynic: ^^^
kusinohki: random thought - what would wizard golf look like?
beckett_brass: @kusinohki Why not move the kitchen?
JadedCynic: dang, A&W JUST closed, no root beer float for me :(
jibkat: Dang, so they wont take the room hostage when I fail to improve?
asthanius: @JadedCynic Can you order root beer and ice cream?
jibkat: Make a homefloat!
corefluxx: Cheer100
beckett_brass: @kusinohki It would likely involve soemthign that bares little resemblance to golf.
Territan: Now suddenly I want to write an adventure in a house where the kitchen keeps moving around the house.
beckett_brass: @kusinohki Would also likely result in the grounds being destroyed each game.
jibkat: Id ship it Territan, the kitchen that is
Territan: Inexplicably now also thinking of the Avengers episode "The House that Jack Built."
jibkat: I was thinking of the futurama ep where the ship and bender date
kusinohki: anything like Heinlein's (?) "so he built a crooked house" ?
beckett_brass: This music remind me of something. Something retro?
jibkat: but replace ship, with kitchen
JadedCynic: HAH! I was thinking about using Skip of Doordash for a 24hr restaurant downtown...and I discover it's 'closed for deliveries' for ONE hour...which is up in 24 min :D
jibkat: sweet, ready the celebration ham!
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DiscordianTokkan: That's... SO MUCH jerky
Territan: Oh HERE we go...
JadedCynic: magical buffs
jibkat: How much meat is that, prejerked?
Territan: The Lament of the Lemonade.
dangerous_safety: that could have been SO much worse
beckett_brass: @jibkat A lot
jibkat: Enough to be a body sized, dwarf sized perhaps?
Territan: @jibkat I'd guess about 12–15 pounds before curing.
ElementalAlchemist: Upstairs will make you wish it's only one room
JadedCynic: not so far as you can TELL...
asthanius: Mine and Also Mine sinks
JadedCynic: no spoilers, chatters! :D
jibkat: Every room should have a cat
InkyGhoast: i really want to touch that kitty
jibkat: Touch, that, cat
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Territan: Wizard's Poo-Pourri.
asthanius: oh no
asthanius: there was no toilet paper i guess
SnackPak_: that's rough
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
fcloud: orevein nods...approvingly?
jibkat: Free sword!
beckett_brass: What sort of business? Stocks? Food?
fcloud: i like "exhaustingly labeled"
asthanius: What are all these rolls tonight?
asthanius: Timbits!
Territan: "Tribute"?
beckett_brass: Britney?
LoadingReadyRun: ribit
SnackPak_: I'm really enjoying Cori's way of guessing
Territan: "Bumrate."
dangerous_safety: so what letters do we have so far?
kusinohki: i b r t
Territan: We have a T, R, I, and B.
beckett_brass: @dangerous_safety B R I T
Sky_Kast: acaiBanger
JadedCynic: rabbits?
stevefromdetroit: rapscallion?
asthanius: Brittle?
Territan: One thing I think we can assume is that the secret word will have no repeated letters.
beckett_brass: @Territan I wouldn't necessarirly assume that.
JadedCynic: SEVEN letters, and we've got B I R T
asthanius: Oh I know! It's Scepter!
Nigouki: liberty?
Territan: Why, is "the Widow's Knee" a ...dwarf star?
Territan: @Nigouki I like that guess!
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like quitter talk, Orevein
JadedCynic: still trying :D
Arclight_Dynamo: I B R T
dangerous_safety: "bitrate"
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
Valcno: liberty?
JadedCynic: Tribble
EldarLuin: liberty?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sky_Kast: tribute?
Territan: On the assumption that the players are reading chat, I'm going to STOP tossing out suggestions.
fcloud: terribly off-brand for the spice girls
JadedCynic: oh wow
Arclight_Dynamo: @Territan The players are not reading chat.
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
beckett_brass: @Territan They cant' see chat
FerociousPeach: @Territan no worries, only Paul is watching chat right now
Fruan: Cori is RIGHT THERE
EldarLuin: I know they can't see chat. I'm talking TO chat. ^^
asthanius: And they're running out of thyme
Sky_Kast: I will also stop but shrugs
ElementalAlchemist: Ian.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fartbin"
Sarah_Serinde: EldarLuin They were replying to someone else
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if they're going to find Scary Spice, which I assume is the mimic
kusinohki: I'm thinking the password would relate to scepter in some way, but can't think of how
JadedCynic: @Territan kathleen might peek at chat during the breaks, but yeah, they're not reading chat during
Territan: All right, fair enough.
lyropithic: It's a bit chili in this room
Sarah_Serinde: The only time the players read chat during Dice Friends is if it's prerecorded (or that one time when Serge got an item that let him commune with chat)
beckett_brass: @lyropithic Sounds spicy.
EldarLuin: @Sarah_Serinde I know and I'm stating why I'm typing it in chat.
LoadingReadyRun: I can't guarantee the player's aren't watching chat, but they probably aren't
fcloud: i climb into the telescope and leap into my own house
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan the mimic was that odd chair in the dining room (that sagged in disappointment at not getting prey)
EldarLuin: They seem too distracted by lemonade, washroom ans cats.
fcloud: to be fair the kitchen was very entertaining
LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic don't jump to conclusions. Maybe that was just a sad chair
asthanius: Puzzles!
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun :D
Radyin: They have found BIRT so far, right?
beckett_brass: @Radyin Yep
beckett_brass: Brights?
DiscordianTokkan: @JadedCynic But it could move rooms! Maybe! :D
dangerous_safety: "dirt-bum"
Radyin: My vote is for "bitrate."
asthanius: Badadadaaaaaaa
Despoiler98: FRIES ARE DONE?
fcloud: just like in diablo 2
EldarLuin: That was quick
fcloud: the zelda discovery jingle plays
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun my guess was the mimic had the ability to make cast illusions on other objects, and it put the 12th chair off to the side and made it NOT look like the set, while IT took a matching form ;)
ContingentCat: a bear? ahh!
Territan: BRILT
asthanius: Still saying Brittle
EldarLuin: If I've learned anything from Myst.... beware of certain books...
FerociousPeach: so i'm not really sure who the builder of this house is in the Forgotten Realms, but i'm pretty sure she wrote the puzzles in 7th Guest, lol
asthanius: OH
Territan: Blitter?
fcloud: TRILBY-X
kusinohki: trilby?
beckett_brass: Oh.
fcloud: the most extreme trilby
kusinohki: not enough letters, can't count
mclovin5296: Hello
mclovin5296: Whats going on hear
Territan: I'm still listing "Liberty" as an odds-on favorite.
beckett_brass: @mclovin5296 Hello. Welcome to a Mordencainen Mansion
asthanius: My favorite TV detective
fcloud: TRILLBY, like a normal trilby but it chirps like a parakket
kusinohki: did cori guess 'liberty' already?
fcloud: *parakeet
mclovin5296: gng
dangerous_safety: "Ritual-B"
beckett_brass: @mclovin5296 Our players are trying to leave a magical mansion.
JadedCynic: "So sayeth the Great Alundo!"
sirspate: so they're doing extra-dimensional doors tonight, huh. at what point does Mike Wazowski show up
mclovin5296: dnd
beckett_brass: @kusinohki Not yet
InkyGhoast: cori pls
JadedCynic: anyone ever play Baldur's Gate?
fcloud: this whole adventure makes me want to replay bg1
InkyGhoast: one too many letters cori
Radyin: Filbert would be a fun guess.
Valcno: everything in this place comes to life
DarkMorford: CORI
EldarLuin: "chained library" is not a phrase you expect to hear
asthanius: Cori stole Ian's joke
ContingentCat: CORI
Styxseus: Oh wow
kusinohki: ian has no right to complain here
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
rabbitgta: that one hurt ian
fcloud: hahah she did
KWardJenx: Please see yourself out.
shurtal: BooYay
JadedCynic: geee, I can't imagine WHY Ian & Cori are a couple <3
saucemaster5000: slowly everyone gets it...
beckett_brass: I just got that joke.
DiscordianTokkan: sergePun ysbrydPunjail
JadedCynic: birds of a feather pun together
mclovin5296: well i love you guys but my roleplay doest go that f ar
ElementalAlchemist: strunk
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL freaky good rolls tonight
EldarLuin: Saving all the 1s for next week
kusinohki: "there is now a bookshelf with an arrow sticking out of its side"
DiscordianTokkan: Dang, Kathleen's really throwing the book at them
beckett_brass: It doesn't seem Write that this library can attack twice.
beckett_brass: @DiscordianTokkan I appreciate taht pun
kusinohki: lot of sequel books
obijam_: school of hard knocks
beckett_brass: Ian, I appreciate that joke
DiscordianTokkan: Niiice, Ian
beckett_brass: Why am I writing to Ian when he can't see me?
kusinohki: I was told words can't hurt!
beckett_brass: @kusinohki I mean, technically it's the covers that hurt, not hte words.
asthanius: oh my god
beckett_brass: Andy.
JadedCynic: @kusinohki well, "names can never hurt you" - words, on the other hand...
JadedCynic: <3 andy
Territan: I remember my days not that long ago playing a bard. His Thunderwave was an E7♯9 on the lutel.
JadedCynic: Terry is the best of librarians-to-be <3
GragSmash: book will die from dissing Terry.
JadedCynic: FootYellow
zuchen_120: Lol nice @territan
beckett_brass: Would breaking the books' spines stop them?
kusinohki sad that I've already made a print is dead joke
obijam_: more of a bamphlet
JadedCynic: @kusinohki in Soviet Realms, print makes YOU dead?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Matt Griffiths) [now] This bookcase has offended me deeply.
LRRbot: New quote #7607: "This bookcase has offended me deeply." —Matt Griffiths [2021-05-17]
JadedCynic: sure it's not half-full? So pessimistic of Miinty
ButButTheJesus: @sarah_serinde :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I've heard of movable type, but this is ridiculous!
GragSmash: apparently stacks is also a menace in this format
JadedCynic: aha! They CAN leave the kitchen...
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun ....orson_welles_applause.gif
ContingentCat: or the "we" involves other homunculou
ContingentCat: *homnculous
Territan: @zuchen_120 Thanks. Incidentally, harrumph: Guitar Pro identifies the chord as an Em7♭11.
kusinohki: dewey decimate these books!
JadedCynic: homunculus (plural is homunculi)
JadedCynic: "time to check these books OUT" *cracks knuckles*
GragSmash: this battle was overdue
beckett_brass: I appreciate all the book and writing puns
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Cori just reading old Monkey Island insult swordfighting insults?
BluePlainCreek: You make me think somebody already did
LoadingReadyRun: Rapier vs bookcase is a tough fight
dangerous_safety: this battle will be one for the history books
JadedCynic: Terry is very conflicted...
kusinohki: this is a text book battle
JadedCynic: "tome to withdraw you grom circulation, books..."
JadedCynic: *from
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic I appreciate that joke
JadedCynic: yeah!
JadedCynic: DANGIT
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic oh. I thought you were making a joke.
kusinohki: I thought tome was part of the pun
ElementalAlchemist: The dice are in charge
beckett_brass: Does making the books sticky mean that they're books you just can't put down?
asthanius: I though it was "double the rolling"?
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
asthanius: Anyone in chat remember? Just curious
DiscordianTokkan: Roll twice damage, in 5e. Max in 4e, and also House Ruuuuules!
ElementalAlchemist: THe actual rule is roll twice
beckett_brass: I wouldn't know. My DnD group uses a crit table
ElementalAlchemist: but, of course, we're playing Kathleen's rules
averythetiger: Official 5e is roll double dice, but DMs do whatever individually
incredulouspasserby: Mmm I thought it's roll once, double the number
Electrodyne: Why not both? Automatic double damage :)
kusinohki: just realized, no one has tried fire. no one has a torch or lantern or anything?
beckett_brass: @kusinohki Wouldn't that damage the books they want?
JadedCynic: I so want Andy/Terry to utter "I'm taking these books out of circulation" as he attacks <3
Territan: I don't think they've considered it. It also seems a bad idea to throw fire around in a house that you can't leave yet.
dangerous_safety: that sounds like how to burn down a mansion
SnackPak_: yikes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
EldarLuin: zeldac2NANI
LoadingReadyRun: in 5e I believe you get another of the highest dice (you don't double bonuses or other extra dice)
DiscordianTokkan: ^
Territan: And I think "stabilize" is a cantrip.
EldarLuin: And sacrifice some teeth?
iris_of_ether: I A N
ElementalAlchemist: super. hot.
LoadingReadyRun: BINGO?
ContingentCat: IAN
Despoiler98: no kinkshaming
JadedCynic: do NOT kinkshame
Territan: Unconscious people do not want cookies. Or tea.
Territan: He tosses the cookies down her throat.
EldarLuin: zeldac2Kira
Territan: "If you see the lady toss her cookies... run!"
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, floor lemonade
JadedCynic: yes, this is magical healing food in a different world; do NOT try this as first aid for unconscious people here on Earth...
DarkMorford: To be fair, eating two cookies in 6 seconds is pretty damn impressive.
Territan: I call that "breakfast."
FITorion: plus his spell casting mod... I think
beckett_brass: I appreciate that joke
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW tiltyhPLS
JadedCynic: IAN
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
vellebastet: sykLaugh
vellebastet: IAN
LoadingReadyRun: Better kill this thing soon, or we are going to run out of puns
rabbitgta: dwarf math is good
kalira77: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4027: "Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face" —Ian [2017-02-19]
JadedCynic: I mean, there's no "Rome" in Faerun...so the ref would be lost, but...
Territan: With the bookchuks.
beckett_brass: @LoadingReadyRun I wouldn't worry about it; I'm sure one of them is a joke book.
Despoiler98: fucking brutal reading tonight
JadedCynic: lrrHERE
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
LoadingReadyRun: These thankfully these books aren't off the chain
Fruan: That last one is all you need.
JadedCynic: 1 > 0
Despoiler98: 1 not zero
JadedCynic: I forgot about ordering delivery; I'm dining on my fingernails here!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
EldarLuin: XD
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Are you just eating up this story?
ElementalAlchemist: OK
DiscordianTokkan: The Healing word today is... Rutabaga
beckett_brass: Also, I appreciate Andy's joke
lyropithic: The bookcase is about to die from dissin Terry
EldarLuin: hdmakkRip
JadedCynic: I bought a new, much comfier office chair, and y'all got me just sitting on the edge! lrrWOW
v_nome: @lyropithic Nice
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHAHA
SnackPak_: lrrAWW
Despoiler98: lrrAWW_BW lrrAWW_BW lrrAWW_BW
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW_BT
incredulouspasserby: wait wasn't he at 1?
JadedCynic: I mean, yes, he's a wizard with cantrips, but he works as an aide in a library, so...
Despoiler98: @incredulouspasserby Cori healed him
I_Am_Clockwork: Terry: The Quicker Picker Upper
incredulouspasserby: ah, must have missed it while I was doing the clip, thx
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft RPGPhatLoot HahaShrugRight hehehehhe
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOffByOne ?
EldarLuin: zeldac2Huhu
Despoiler98: oh no hes gonna kill it with a pun
FITorion: this is like the Gazebo fight
Despoiler98: GODDAMNIT IAN
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: IAN
beckett_brass: I appreciate that joke
asthanius: fuck's sake
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Bye Cori
SnackPak_ applauds
DarkMorford: HORNER
DiscordianTokkan: HypeBook
CaptainSpam: IAN.
Sarah_Serinde: IAN.
JadedCynic: o7
rabbitgta: that hurt cori I think
FerociousPeach: ian
gualdhar: uh, explanation? >.>
JadedCynic: I HAVE TO SALUTE THAT o7
EldarLuin: zeldac2NANI
CaptainSpam: IAN MIDDLENAMEWITHHELD HORNER
Territan: Float left, clear right.
Jensling: ☭ω☭
saucemaster5000: dock him an hp for the burning pun
FerociousPeach: someone call the police, ian just committed a murder of murders, lol
JadedCynic: publishing - book-making even
JadedCynic: omg
vellebastet: Love Cori's response!! OMG
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Radyin: Kathleen is partly to blame for all these puns. She invited him.
JadedCynic: forget a murder case; Ian just went on a SPREE
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: CORI!
circusofkirkus: :D
inconsideratehat: OH MY GOD
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iris_of_ether: Cori why
RomanGoro: This is Cori taking revenge, I suppose
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
vellebastet: PLS
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
fcloud: "found what you're looking for" "beautiful thing" two u2 references in quick succession
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fcloud: oh i guess it's beautiful day, nevermind
ContingentCat: hat an interesting name
v_nome: Slim Shady?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Territan: BRITEL
CaptainSpam: Lite Brite, gotcha.
JadedCynic: liberte
Vilun: Liberty
JadedCynic: liberty
EldarLuin: I got it. :D I'm smrt
JadedCynic: makes sense to LEAVE
fcloud: brit[t]le
Sky_Kast: aw I missed it just because I didn't feel like agreeing
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' sausage inna bun
Radyin: I've seen a "my players are taking too long, so let me speed them along" before. Nicely done.
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Terry :D
JadedCynic: @fcloud for Andy, at least - isn't there a new moon on Monday?
EldarLuin: He looks so happy. XD
vellebastet: sykHeart
JadedCynic: Terry - two r's and a y, Fizzlewit
CaptainSpam: Kathleen said the full thing!
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: He's getting a good Yelp review
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
EldarLuin: because when you try something and it works, you stop trying. So yes... would make it the last thing you try. :P
JadedCynic: now I have an image of Myriam standing at the now open portal, still trying a few more guesses
gualdhar: I was still hoping for BITCHIN' but LIBERTY works too
xantos69: Cheer50 bits for the LRR folk!
circusofkirkus: I'll miss cumin and coriander
gualdhar: @circusofkirkus coriander is right there\
JadedCynic: nope, THOSE two servants - maybe the are only allowed to the other rooms if there's work to be done there?
ContingentCat: Cheer100 lrrHEART
JadedCynic: "phenomally unregardged" lrrWOW
KWardJenx: Thank you!
JadedCynic: wait, MORE Terry?!?
jonnykefka: spectacular. and we get four more weeks of this? It's going to be a good month
JadedCynic: thanks so much for this
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrDARK
JadedCynic: lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: It was!
Despoiler98: gdi
lyropithic: It was -spine- tingling
Sarah_Serinde: Oh ye of little faith
JadedCynic: I was so hoping Andy would get the killing blow, and pull out "I'm taking you out of circulation" :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK it was a good book :D
EldarLuin: danvidDrinkIt
JadedCynic: oh man, DIS GON B GUD
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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ContingentCat: ooo player mode Kathleen
Fruan: I adore Kathleen's DMing. It's chaotic and weird in all the best ways.
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Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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FerociousPeach: that was a delightful session, thanks all!
CaptainSpam: Soon, they'll be out of Control!
Sarah_Serinde: escher3MEOW
DigitalSeahorse: tootLuv
ContingentCat: those cat ears are absolutely necessary
kalira77: admirable goal
JadedCynic: I have to admit, I loved this - it was SO engrossing - even the small 'scale' of this didn't diminish the excitement and entertainment
Sarah_Serinde: Priorities sound correct
Juliamon: The cats are dissolved when collected
DiscordianTokkan: They're Maneki Nekos, it's fine!
SnackPak_: totally the best one
CaptainSpam: Totally for sure the bestest Resident Evilist game of all.
JadedCynic: Well, the most 'entertaining' RE
HundreydAundre: Strictly best?
EldarLuin: Not with the Chris route. lol
SnackPak_: we all are, Cori
JadedCynic: Beej with more powerlevelling
kusinohki: isnt' that just stock footage at this point?
Arclight_Dynamo: He is anticipating that he will reach Krondor in two or three streams.
SquareDotCube: Beejtrayal of Krankor.
Electrodyne: How about a montage/complication of Adam yelling "This game sucks!"
DiscordianTokkan: Harold and Kumar get Betrayed at Krondor
JadedCynic: he's avoiding advancing the main plot to level up his pcs
SnackPak_: maybe this week, Krondor
Electrodyne: compilation
CaptainSpam: Jackback Packty Back!
JadedCynic: bring the jacbox party pack back!
mowdownjoe: Jacky's back!
SnackPak_: you get to hack the planet in the new season
DiscordianTokkan: The new season is SO GOOD
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DiscordianTokkan: It me!
Electrodyne: Yay
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
ElementalAlchemist: oh heck that's a long time
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SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove ysbrydMod
CaptainSpam: IT'S OVER!!!
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: bits, bits, bits!
vellebastet: sykHypers
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
HundreydAundre: Oh, so a Grable?
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
HundreydAundre: Uh grayble or two?
DiscordianTokkan: Cats only mean Joy
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab ohhhh, Cori - careful moosea2Suki
DEATHlikescats: definitely
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSs, Ian
JadedCynic: to Mordenkinan Mansion spells?
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JadedCynic: Squatter's rights lasts right up to th emoment the spellcaster dispels what they cast...
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FerociousPeach: thanks everyone for a fun stream! have a great night/day (depending on your locale)
serramarkov: I got my 2nd dose of Moderna- and my superpower is a lack of side effects!
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ContingentCat: @serramarkov katesParty
Malovich: yooo
djalternative: thats always great
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CaptainSpam: Stupid books. What've they ever done for us? And the bite. lrrHEART lrrPAUL
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