serramarkov: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
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captin_procrastination: I made it!!
10of9: Hype!
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10of9: lrrSIGNAL
Gildan_Bladeborn: So utterly stoked for Ben and Adam to learn the true meaning behind "GERF!".
captin_procrastination: How is everyone doing?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ok I know the stream is called Let's NOPE and the games are supposed to be scary or even a little bit horny? | Playing through Resident Evil 6, maybe we should change the name to Let's TROPE am I right, script writers? 不不不不不 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1394804763657572353
TheDefiledPrince: We in here about to nope it up!@
tidehollowcat: Looking forward to some spoopily bad story.
TheBearBee: Woo, just won my first match of TFT
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Crimall: Time for some not so scary SPOOOOPS
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MilkInBags: Who wrote the tweet
animated_fairy: What will Chris and his muscles get up to this time???
captin_procrastination: RE 6 is such a good bad game
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MegaDosX: 11 months? That's almost a year!
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lirazel64: If this is Resident Evil, how come the heroes never stay home?
sydnius: Roger
NavelWarfare: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, Ben or Adam say that now in that tweet... but they have no idea how utterly correct they are.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't wait for their reactions to certain parts of the Jake campaign.
TheBearBee: If Re 6 is The Room of video games, does it make it art?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... bad art is still art.
Tangsm: I don't think this evil is really resident anymore. It seems to be pretty much everywhere.
MilkInBags: the soundtrack almost sounds like Hans Zimmer's for The Dark Knight
captin_procrastination: lrrSPOOP
The_Color_Twelve: katesLurk
Gaytanic_Panic: Gave Not a Drop to Drink a relisten today. Can't wait for the next campaign.
neisan2112: Heyo, I'm actually here on time and won't be 30 min behind in the VOD
serramarkov: Just found the perfect setup: RE's camera does bad things to my brain, but my Samurai Sudoku will allow me to see chat, listen to Adam & Ben and not need dramamine!
lirazel64: @tangsm I was afraid of that.
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CastleOtranto: Oh snap! I'm just in time.
ChippTunes: I missed last Lets Nope, did RE6 get any less bewildering in the meantime?
neisan2112: Time for Some bad game along side a good game ME Legendary
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks. is it time for some nonsense?
Rynehawk: HyperCheese
Enmity777: Yooo Ben is right at the start of the Mass Effect twitter video that Twitch just put out.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for more president evil
MilkInBags: seabatUseless
Gildan_Bladeborn: @ChippTunes - Nope! But Adam and Ben thought of an excellent name for a chain of combination board game/pizza joints.
CastleOtranto: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: @ButButTheJesus Always!
BusTed: Hello.
strapping_lad: YA LETS NOPE YA time for bad resident evil with some kool enemies and dumb mechanics
MilkInBags: Eedem
ButButTheJesus: hello?
Electrodyne: SPOOP TIME
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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StreetRach: COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
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ButButTheJesus: yeahhhhhhh
NavelWarfare: Hello wonderful humans! I have internet hugs for any that want some!
Robot_Bones: its recording time
BusTed: mmhm.
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSPOOP_TK
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS FBtouchdown lrrARROW
Gildan_Bladeborn: When we last left our heroes... they were chasing a giant invisible snake through a run down apartment building in China.
boundwoodhome: Hullo!
Eille_k: i'd be concerned if i couldn't see the big ole smile on adam's face
strapping_lad: Bens subnautica stream got me excited for my first full LRR STREAM
HundreydAundre: Mmm, Kay Bykes!!
MilkInBags: Did Ben step on a lego
Fruan: Filming you say?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did Ben grab some red snakes while he was there?
BusTed: The DeeQ
empyreon: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
ChippTunes: Lactose Monarch
MegaDosX: The Monarch of the Cows
MilkInBags: The disconnect restaurant
maxthefourth: What day is wolf on sale?
sorinthecat: looking good tonight guys :)
OmnipotentTrevor: Her Bovine Majesty
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
Kramburger: 82 Months? This calls for a TimTam!
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lyropithic: I don't think I've ever had DQ food
MegaDosX: You can have chicken tendies every day!
Tangsm: Diminishing returns tendies.
NavelWarfare subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
NavelWarfare: I shall name this sub baby Tangerine!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... you CAN. You just shouldn't.
Rynehawk: you can have chicken tendies every day
BusTed: Delicious.
Kramburger: You CAN have tendies every day, you SHOULDN'T have tendies every day
ChippTunes: I mean with the right attitude anything is possible, even two tendies
MilkInBags: mushrooms DansGame
neisan2112: Oh no....
neisan2112: Its uhhh
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was just a giant mushroom, wasn't it.
RayFK: That's a decision
sorinthecat: ewww
MegaDosX: I have a bad feeling about this
CaptainSpam: Mushroom swiss burgers are frequently good ideas.
wynternyghtynggale: you need some KD on the non nuggie nights
plummeting_sloth: you got yourself a goopy burger
ssj3joel: Whataburger?
MilkInBags: Yes, I'd like to order a spaghetti from McDonalds
BusTed: The upsells.
JaymicUnyielding: Oh heck, it's the RE boiz here again!!!
ssj3joel: oh...
fastlane250 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
fastlane250: Just finished moving stuff in to my new place, Let's NOPE gets the honor of being the first thing streamed in it! lrrSPOOP
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Tangsm: There's swiss on the burger. The dairy requirement is satisfied.
BusTed: oshit, she's good
MilkInBags: LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote ice cream
LRRbot: Quote #6224: "There's no ice cream in video games." Ian [2019-07-17]
sorinthecat: living the dream
ChippTunes: Oh my god
Rynehawk: tough argument
DeM0nFiRe: She has a point
ButButTheJesus: oh she went ham
Enmity777: LOL
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW the hard sell at DQ!
NightValien28: strong argument
electra310: Bullied by the DQ lady
SquareDotCube: Mushroom swiss is only good as gourmet, awful as fast food
empyreon: she has a point...
MegaDosX: We don't have Dairy Queen in Australia, is it, like, good for fast food, or actually good good?
Ritaspirithntr: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
sorinthecat: peer pressrue
BusTed: snookered
Sarah_Margaret: Solid sales pitch
MilkInBags: @MegaDosX none of those
notthepenguins: incredible
bv310: Man, this employee crushed it
plummeting_sloth: DQ went on commission
Gaytanic_Panic: UP-SELL UP-SELL UP-SELL
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's very possible.
MegaDosX: @MilkInBags Ah, so we aren't missing much then? :p
monakai: That lady? Sarah Dairy Queen
BusTed: "oh."
MegaDosX: WOW
neisan2112: ahahahha
Sarah_Margaret: Oh a small eh?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: WOW
ChippTunes: astounding.
wynternyghtynggale: they might have been doing a contest for employs
strapping_lad: Go large or go home
ButButTheJesus: OKAY.
Draynus: Outplayed
SnowbirdMike: love it
CaptainSpam: Okay, at that point I'd say she'd gone too far. Kappa
NightValien28: oh, a casual
MegaDosX: This woman definitely deserves a promotion, holy shit
Arclight_Dynamo: "Not a real mman, huh?" Kappa
MilkInBags: It's not the size that matters...it's the taste!
empyreon: LUL
Tangsm: She is going to run DQ someday.
Kramburger: "Small? What are you, a coward?"
Seth_Erickson: Didn't peg you for the small blizzard kind of guy Kappa
MagicalAttackGecko: Applause
RayFK: JESUS CHRIST
Gaytanic_Panic: Oh...the C O W A R D' S O R D E R
JaymicUnyielding: THE MINDGAMES
plummeting_sloth: Congratulations on meeting THE Dairy Queen
couldntpickausername subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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neisan2112: Is she on fucking commision
Enmity777: OMG LUL
crystalbravest: THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
MilkInBags: Ben, I think you got scammed
Gaytanic_Panic: Upsize of S H A M E
Kramburger: seabatCHOICE
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those are words to live by, honestly.
Tangsm: Ben. You have a right to refuse consent to a medium blizzard.
hesterbyrde: This is her side gig from working in the mob or something
Rynehawk: whats that address. i need to hire someone.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Sorry. Machine's broken."
CaptainSpam: Ben, next time you go there, you just yell at her, lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
codatski: At this point I would be like: "Okay bye, thanks for uh that"
MilkInBags: Oooooooooooooh nooooooooooo
ChippTunes: I mean props to the hustle, but I could NEVER bring myself to go to that DQ again after that
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BusTed: ya gotta flip
ButButTheJesus: "or cups"
sorinthecat: nicole! this mean lady made me get ice cream!!
sydnius: DillyBar
MegaDosX: I have a bad feeling about this
e_bloc: Corgo600 #HumpOfDelicious
fastlane250: oh no
MilkInBags: #Scammed
BusTed: Why weren't you eating and walking Ben
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:34.
Enmity777: Eeew
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 now I want Dairy Queen, dang.
saucemaster5000: ben this wasn't a dairy queen that lady just put up some cardboard walls to mess with you
monakai: Mmm, ice cream soup
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:39. lrrSPOT
Himyul: vanilla cream (not iced)
plummeting_sloth: !unsubscribe DQ facts
MilkInBags: sipping your ice cream NotLikeThis
fastlane250: it's a cup of soup
BusTed: Classic maneuver.
Weagle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 54 month streak!
Weagle: This is why you do kinda want to stick to portions... *sighs in former DQ employee*
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BusTed: What's wrong with peener??
WalkingProfanity: I love ice cream soup
empyreon: B U R G E E
neisan2112: Burgie is a living being tho!!
RayFK: Both are wrong
GhostValv: :)
Enmity777: Agreed
HundreydAundre: That DQ lyed!
Issurru: burgey-licious
MilkInBags: Can you use peener in a sentence?
Stormthius: I don't agree myself
MegaDosX: "Burgie's infinitely better than peener" - Ben, 2021
codatski: I'm with Ben on that one lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: I've never heard anyone refer to hamburgers as a "burgie".
DarkMorford: BORGAR
HundreydAundre: They lied.... oh, the betrayal!
MegaDosX: It's just straight ice cream
bv310: Oh nooooooo
Kramburger: I'm pretty sure a Burgee is a bodyweight exercise
Sniknob: I love destiny, burgee makes really good games
MegaDosX: Calling it now
BusTed: Did she skimp on the cheesecake
Juliamon: oh nooo
Weagle: Ben... ben pls...
Tangsm: Does that happen all the time?
ButButTheJesus: FUUUU
GhostValv: D:
Weagle: Making me really sad here
SmoreThanAFeelin: no..
CaptainSpam: You got HOODWINKED!
empyreon: BibleThump
SmoreThanAFeelin: nooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: The betrayal!
MilkInBags: Ben, I'm sad to inform you that, you got robbed LUL
MegaDosX: SHE SOLD YOU VANILLA ICE CREAM
Eille_k: the true spook of the night
BusTed: This is now bullshit.
crystalbravest: Incredible.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
AutomaticWool: Noooo
crystalbravest: A true Hero of Retail, bless her heart.
monakai: Wow
Styxseus: Woooow
DarkMorford: OOFA DOOFA
strapping_lad: OUT PLAYED
Seth_Erickson: She played you like a fiddle
SmoreThanAFeelin: Woooowwww
Arclight_Dynamo: "I really need to get rid of this extra ice cream."
neisan2112: Not even any strawberry??
MilkInBags: Ben I will support you if you go back and ask a refund
MegaDosX: You got bamboozled hardcore by this Dairy Queen employee, my ogd
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: god*
ashesandmochi: nooooooooooooo
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp rayfkWelp
Crimall: ffs
The_Color_Twelve: is this a touchdown?
electra310: But she might answer the phone!
The_Color_Twelve: it feels like a touchdown
Manae: not even the strawberry core?
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Ben got GOT
MilkInBags: Call the cops at this point
saucemaster5000: that woman is a wolf of wall street
Gaytanic_Panic: Get B A I T E D
crystalbravest: Poor Ben has met the Actual Dairy Queen.
Kramburger: seabatUseless
MegaDosX: "I didn't receive the correct order, can you please post me the missing cheesecake and strawberry?" - Ben, probably
Rynehawk: way scarier than RE6
Himyul: is Ben's life one of those single player roleplaying game books?
Issurru: happy cream turned into sadcream
CaptainSpam: The Dairy Pretender To The Throne!
bv310: Now i'm just imagining DQ FedEx'ing you just cheesecake chunks and strawberries
Masslost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
Masslost: 2 years of lrrSPOOP
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plummeting_sloth: also the burger was cardboard
HeroSMTwitch: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
monakai: This is now the scariest part of the stream
notthepenguins: in her defense, she opened with "dont you want ice cream" not "dont you want cheesecake"
crystalbravest: The Frozen Custard Swindler
serramarkov: No, call them, they can issue you a credit or a refund.
CaptainSpam: The False Queen!
BusTed: Strike up the guillotine.
MilkInBags: LRR supports a full boycott against DQ now Kappa (this is a joke, not real)
Arclight_Dynamo: "Plain ice milk, please."
sorinthecat: hi adam!
juneblue58: I'd straight up walk out of a store if the cashier tried to sell me stuff beyond my order after I said "that's all."
Issurru: at least put SOMETHING on it Adam, I BEG you seabatUseless
jacobc131: this is somehow James fault
DiscordianTokkan: She was Lactose Tolerant, and actual toppings and ingredients INtolerant
noSmokeFire: chain wallet, in a fanny pack
strapping_lad: Iv been waiting all day for this
strapping_lad: to not be scared
Gildan_Bladeborn: Won't be for a good stretch.
Robot_Bones: getting the wrong fast food order is Spoopy
Pteraspidomorphi: You could make a horror videogame based on Ben's story tbh
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... I did some research on Chris Redfield (and immediately felt dumber for having done so) - the actual explanation for the way his campaign in this game starts, with Piers dragging him out of a bar, is that he developed "trauma-induced amnesia" after his team got killed, and he then escaped from the field hospital to go be a drunken amnesiac hobo, while they spent months looking for him. The BSAA then immediately put him back into the field, IN CHARGE, when they finally tracked him down.
JaymicUnyielding: that was a very sad story, Ben. My condolences.
strapping_lad: but still AWESOME TO WATCH
MilkInBags: Still waiting for RE7 to be scary
noSmokeFire: the good RE, singular
empyreon: That story was scary! lrrSPOOP
ashesandmochi: soon maybe!!!
kerbalized_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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JaymicUnyielding: time for PIERS OF WAR
Enmity777: Some day you will get to play 8, and that will be a good day.
Rhynerd: We are moments before JERF
Seth_Erickson: Content blanket
Gildan_Bladeborn: We are currently on the cusp of GERF!, yes.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 8 will be worth it
SnowbirdMike: "Liberated"
10of9: A friend of mine was really excited to show me this new artisan ice-cream shop and what does he decide to get?... Vanilla no toppings.
Xiff_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
Xiff_: That good content blanket lrrHEART
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ButButTheJesus: I've been watching Mortal Kombat since like 10 so idk
Seth_Erickson: I've really enjoyed all I've seen of RE8 so you'll be in for a good time when you guys finally get there
sorinthecat: !discord
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JaymicUnyielding: L I B E R A T E D
sorinthecat: which sucks
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I recently rewatched the original Resi 7 stream and let me tell you, that was a very different Ben back in 2017
NavelWarfare: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
MilkInBags: Yeah the mods here are good seabatUseless
strapping_lad: GLHF
Gildan_Bladeborn: There will be lots, and lots, of dudes disintegrating into ash, accompanied by a sound that sounds kind of like a chainsaw running when you catch it from certain directions.
kumatsu: sergeModLove
serramarkov: Adam are you ok if we show the mods a lot of respect?
strapping_lad: My fav LRR SPOOP BOYS
sorinthecat: happy marriage to the mods who recently married!
Seth_Erickson: oh PogChamp
Anubis169 hugs Adam
Anubis169 hugs Ben
MilkInBags: Or the infamous Curse of the Gods clip
neisan2112: Oh wow
strapping_lad: BOW (big ol Weenie)
CommunistBakery: we love a positive relaxed content warning, thanks spoopy bois
lirazel64: sergeModLove sergeModLove
NavelWarfare hugs @anubis169
ButButTheJesus hugs @Anubis169
Kramburger: Hello, friend
SirMorek: hug ya bois
fastlane250: SeemsGood
StreetRach: So do I need to change my name to Street Sharks now?
MilkInBags: No
Arclight_Dynamo: Give me... the Dairy Tub.
e_bloc: yeah it was Animal Style Kappa
Seth_Erickson: DQ Conspiracies
MegaDosX: "I'd like a bathtub of ice cream please"
RayFK: Yes because Morgan is a trustworthy source
Gaytanic_Panic: The Queen's Vat
strapping_lad: They used to have a HUGE MILKSAHKE SIZE
captin_procrastination: yes
Rynehawk: i want a liter of blizzard
noSmokeFire: give me the unrated blizzard
ButButTheJesus: "bring in The Truck"
lyropithic: DQanon, if you will
neisan2112: I think it might just be ask for one in the large cup
plummeting_sloth: "I would like the Jumbo size" "Sir, I'm going to need you to sign this paperwork releasing us from any harm this may cause"
Bearudite: what of the fabled Glizzy Blizzy
strapping_lad: I dont know if they still have it
fcloud: director's cut blizzard
niccus: coffin-sized huh
MegaDosX: Just hook it up to my veins!
sorinthecat: all or in Canada?
captin_procrastination: it was jumbo and I got it before
saucemaster5000: that's some illuminati lizard people in the earth stuff right there
noSmokeFire: that is a fuckton of dairy
elkae: Give me the Sasquatch
CaptainSpam: "Give me the Digestive Distress."
ArkhamArchivist: Give me... the Actual Queen
ChippTunes: Give em the B I G M I L K
Mister_BlueSky: Some of them will do it.
MegaDosX: Damnit now I want ice cream and it's 10am
10of9: Gotta pull the Ron Swanson, "Give me all the icecream that you have..."
MilkInBags: I think it was just the chef giving you his phone number
ShadyLantern: probably depended on the store, really
EvilBadman: bring me the "god Save the Dairy Queen"
neisan2112: Oh that the place in Vermont that has a litteral bucket they give you
ButButTheJesus: MECHACREAM
VelvetFalcon: I learned from hard earned experience that the regular is the perfect blizzard size for it to not get gross.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Give me the Sugar Coma sized Blizzard
Seth_Erickson: pump that engagement
MilkInBags: What video
CaptainSpam: G I G A C R E A M I
neisan2112: It was probably my comment that you saw lol
kumatsu: and everyone tag Ben so his phone blows up the entire stream
MegaDosX: Where do I find the link to the video?
Ballistic_Meatball: chat, give me a link to the video!
Rynehawk: password or safeword?
RayFK: I dunno, it's a Mass Effect video and someone said they're done with Mass Effect Kappa
captin_procrastination: I had a store refuse to give it to me because I wouldn't be able to finish it
Naesiir: Chris, I didn't think you felt this way
Bearudite: lay down on the ground
strapping_lad: STEP BROTHER HELP IM STUCK
Kaaosa: what up spooky boys/spooky chat. Got you on in the garage gym instead of my normal playlist. you are now responsible for the size of my pump
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that i love and value each and every one of you!
ButButTheJesus: @strapping_lad no
MegaDosX: Jump scares!
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
theanthonydee: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
MilkInBags: "this game is not scary" LUL
mulligan2six: this IS a scary game!!!
kumatsu: seabatNogood
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: it is a horror game!
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: "It's too horny" - Adam, 2021
CaptainSpam: "Why won't this thing show itself?" Because not showing itself seems to be a good strategy?
Orgmastron: Here's the Twitch video: https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1394804851482275842
fcloud: too horror-ny
MilkInBags: Step cousin, then?
Kramburger: Chat, don't make me get the hose
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Bearudite: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
noSmokeFire: FBBlock
sorinthecat: whats horny?
HundreydAundre: Besides, your saying it WRONG! Do you want to chute your eye out lil' bro!?
Seth_Erickson: Foul; 15 yard Penalty
Gildan_Bladeborn: So it's sadly shut down now (shakes fist at COVID), but in my area there used to be a board game cafe (essentially) that specialized in alcoholic milkshakes (or just milkshakes, you weren't actually obliged to put booze in them). They had a regular (large) size glass those could come in... or a staggeringly enormous one that was the size of a fishbowl.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was the only one in my department that ever managed to actually finish one.
Bearudite: B I G S N E K
JaymicUnyielding: Ooh, on one of those joint doors, try having one person call for the other repeatedly. It's even better than in 5. @LoadingReadyRun
notwordenitos: love all the vids
Gildan_Bladeborn: Soooooo much dairy.
Kramburger: NOW KISS
matthaus_c: Ben, you didn't tell us they mocapped Sabel in a Resident Evil!
SirMorek: HP watch party at Adam's place, sleep over~!
MegaDosX: Now kiss!
hexy_lexy: kiss!
ButButTheJesus: NOW KITH
hesterbyrde: Kissy kissy
wynternyghtynggale: kiss kiss fall in love
plummeting_sloth: "No, I can't hear myself. Thanks for pointing out my disability"
Arclight_Dynamo: Piers is bland. Chris is a dong.
MegaDosX: Also it totally looks like they're both wearing eyeliner
sorinthecat: so much tension
matthaus_c: show toilet, stream man
wargodmogis: Ok, but Chris shouldn't even be on this mission
ashesandmochi: let adam be untouched by hp
Invitare: what if we held it at Blue's house?
MilkInBags: We can't all fit in the container
neisan2112: That's fair
kumatsu: couch Guilty Gear party at Adam's place
SirMorek: Tough but fair
Bearudite: he just doesn't want to show toilet
kumatsu: did someone say KEYS?
juneblue58: Maybe putting an untreated trauma victim in charge of a military unit was a bad idea. XD
A_Dub888: What if I bring Cheese Pizza?
plummeting_sloth: not KEATON
Stormthius: So I can stay away where is it exactly? Kappa
plummeting_sloth: OH NO
Haosbringer: harry potter rewatch podcast incoming?
Kaorti: solo bot, the hot new strat!
MegaDosX: Adam opens a door and finds Twitch chat in a jar on his doorstep
sorinthecat: he was sleeping!
neisan2112: PEEPY
MegaDosX: opens his door rather
Robot_Bones: We can go to Adam's house when he gets the Mystery RE Puzzle Mansion
dougma: That was the most terrifying thing oh the stream so far.... people just showing up with sleeping bags... *shiver*
Rynehawk: uuuummm
YawnLance: Oh yeah
MilkInBags: Don't you mean peener?
MegaDosX: lmaooooo Adam's look
ButButTheJesus: the p'haenus
Dog_of_Myth: TOS
ashesandmochi: oh no
Kaorti: plz no show pp
SirMorek: Ummmm
Enmity777: wat
YawnLance: Peepy Let's goooo
Dashiell: everyone loves peepy
electra310: TOS
matthaus_c: Ben...
Kaorti: think of the TOS!
NarishmaReborn: uhhhhh
noSmokeFire: I'm impressed that the monster killed that guy with zero external injuries
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
fastlane250: uh
quillilian: something something too honry
plummeting_sloth: welp, time to ban Ben I guess
Xiff_: Uhhh...
wholovesclutch: pep pee
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be "fair" to Chris, he did suffer "trauma-induced amnesia" after Finn and his other extremely memorable team members whose names we definitely know all got killed. Then he ran away from the field hospital, to be a drunken hobo.
RayFK: Dude what in the fuck Ben
ButButTheJesus: wut
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE
Tangsm: It'll be okay, Adam.
bv310: I am deeply worried
hexy_lexy: "i shot him in the pee pee" "why dont i have any ammo"
kumatsu: Adam's 'bout to call HR up in here
wynternyghtynggale: i wanna eat peanuts with you
NavelWarfare: It's both less lewd and much weirder than it sounds
wargodmogis: I thought we weren't suppose to get so horny?
GhostValv: huh
wholovesclutch: so many pee pe jokes
SnowbirdMike: I think there are rules about this .
Bearudite: seabatUseless
dougma: @RayFK it.... its a thing
TheMrFraser: i don't know the context here, but this sounds hilarious
SirMorek: There's a lot of these videos, ben
sydnius: Adult
Dashiell: ????????
MegaDosX: Oh man Adam's reaction had me cackling
DiscordianTokkan: ????
Makrosian_Tae: TOS??
Excalibur_1867_: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
hexy_lexy: EXCUSE ME
Styxseus: WHAT
YawnLance: Peepy is wholesome
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
InkyGhoast: i thought we were gonna talk about yeast ken for a minute
MilkInBags: wow
Kramburger: EXCUSE ME
Ritaspirithntr: Oh YEAH!! Lets GO!!!
Kaorti: I thought this was a family stream!
empyreon: PARDON
Rynehawk: he was a crusty old fool
Kramburger: THE BOTH OF YOU
RayFK: No one clip this
dougma: Peepy is rated E
MilkInBags: This is it, the end of LRR
neisan2112: Cumlord is adorable
sorinthecat: see a doctor
Nigouki: we're barely 20 minutes into the show guys, come on!
monakai: Come, lord!
Stormthius: okay I really need context please
Dog_of_Myth: And we are officially off the rails....
wholovesclutch: na na na na na na na cum raggg
Sniknob: ok
ArkhamArchivist: Slowly this squad is losing the dead weight
Kramburger: Somebody get Graham or James, we need an adult
TheWooglie: you guys suck at looking after your team
crowyote: mmmm snake likes to eat soldiers
Driosenth: 1 friendly npc remaining
Stormthius: Fair enough
Gildan_Bladeborn: The fact that he's currently here and ostensibly in charge of this operation - you know, the fellow what had amnesia, that was off being a drunken hobo until forcibly dragged from the bar he was refusing to leave - is kind of indicative that maybe Piers is a massive idiot.
Kaaosa: is the dog's lordship valid?
wholovesclutch: if you have to be the lord of something i guess
DeciusMagnus: Come, lord?
Blade_Tiger: Isn't the dog supposed to be named after cumulous because it looks like a cloud
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crowyote: snakey piece of
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Orlantia: pee pee seems to be a fuzzy stuffed peanut shell with eyes that stare into the void
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MegaDosX: @YawnLance pls
VmKid: Makin my way downstairs, really fast, face is flat, and I'm on the ground
matthaus_c: everybody call your pps down
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Try calling each other at the doors/tasks that need both of you. The person waiting gets progressively angrier.
KeytarCat: My internet is...not great right now, but I couldn't miss the spoop bois!
Makrosian_Tae: What are you doing...step captain?
Kaaosa: yuck
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Seth_Erickson: Vaguely Erotic
MegaDosX: He aint gonna be in Resident Evil 7
wargodmogis: This is getting Vaguely erotic
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Seth_Erickson: Jeff NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: JERF, Noooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no! Jeff!
noSmokeFire: not JEFF
StreetRach: NOT JEFF
plummeting_sloth: the birth of JERF
Blade_Tiger: What if we were shoving a crate and our guns touched? Haha, just kidding, unless...?
ButButTheJesus: JERF
VmKid: F for Jeff
CaptainSpam: JERF!
sydnius: Yuri stream
Driosenth: Piers and Marco remain
plummeting_sloth: JERF we hardly knew ye
CaptainSpam: ERF for JERF
chaostreader: Marco. Polo.
GhostValv: come back now y'hear
LordZarano: Is Marco in Polo?
matthaus_c: reid-ing the card explains the card
VmKid: Jerf... now that's an old-ass LRR meme...
sorinthecat: what resident evil game is with the silver haired protag that has a lot of tension with the evil an tag and its on an island with zombies?
MilkInBags: they got Reid Duke NotLikeThis
embyrr_the_dragon: The BIRF of JERF
Invitare: Oh no! Reid was my favourite!
wholovesclutch: dont run for thta power cord if you updATE
Invitare: I thougt he'd go the distance
fcloud: out of respect for the dead, we wont take those lines out of context
Kramburger: No Jorf or whoever
saucemaster5000: bet he's faking that's so Jeff
Makrosian_Tae: What nationality is the name Marco?
elah806: JERF!
Rynehawk: Sergeant Cumlord get over here!
KeytarCat: I heard a slither!
chaostreader: @makrosian_tae Italian?
MegaDosX: Good question. Next question.
Kaorti: science magic
neisan2112: Because Resident Evil
monakai: Umbrella?
Seth_Erickson: Parasyte Magic
Ballistic_Meatball: spoopy snek
Kramburger: Zombie Virus, Son
hexy_lexy: its invisible cause anime
StreetRach: plot
Blade_Tiger: Why aren't YOU invisible Adam
saucemaster5000: why are snakes visible ever think about that?
KeytarCat: @Makrosian_Tae Italian, je pense
MilkInBags: T-virus magic
Invitare: why wouldn't it be?
serramarkov: It's scarier that way.
noSmokeFire: nanotechnology
ButButTheJesus: all I can think of is the Acquisitions Incorporated intern - "god DAMMIT Jeff! Its every DAY with you!"
hexy_lexy: Sigma NUTZ
LathosTiran: because B.O.W.
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks chat
SirMorek: What have we learned about asking questions about resident evil by now?
Gildan_Bladeborn: JERF! NOOOOOO!
plummeting_sloth: JERF
Driosenth: Jerf
Arclight_Dynamo: JERF!
walkeroftales: Yeah, chris! Put down that poop! Stop holding the feces!
Kaorti: JERF!
the_walking: Because Harry Potter
A_Dub888: J E R F
MegaDosX: Good lord
juneblue58: Same reason Derek was a cat, then a t-rex, then a cat, then a giagantic bug.
Juliamon: JERF
wistful_sigh: jeff!!
Kramburger: JERFFRY
elah806: JEEERRF!
hexy_lexy: JERF
SirMorek: JEF
monakai: Right, that's from this
MadmanOreo: "fast and hard" st-stepbrother? Kreygasm
DiscordianTokkan: JERF Neeeerrrr
Invitare: I never liked Jeff anyway
bv310: JEEEEEEEEEFF
ashesandmochi: JERF
plummeting_sloth: he's guarding JERF
elah806: Still perfect
NarishmaReborn: jeff! we had such rich character work!
Tangsm: Snakes come through pipes sometimes.
sorinthecat: snake
walkeroftales: he's looking out for JERF
embyrr_the_dragon: JERF
saucemaster5000: looking out for number 1
Mister_BlueSky: "That wall looks suspicious."
Rynehawk: you told him to hold his ground
Saintnex: JERF
crowyote: look he's scared
TheWooglie: giant invisible snakes
wistful_sigh: good job sir
KeytarCat: You already have guns, sight would make it too easy!
crowyote: he's hiding from the snake this is the only way they survive
animated_fairy: Not jeff
unicornly: guarding his heart
matthaus_c: hold deez nuts
Styxseus: What if its the snake?! After all, it's invisible..
GhostValv: :O
saucemaster5000: that command is only in the dlc
MilkInBags: wow rude
Kramburger: MENLY MEN
NightValien28: that's a vulnerable wall
MegaDosX: You mean you don't kick every door open?
kdefinition: this cannot be good for your ankles
matthaus_c: Jerf you uh, just go over there and hold the bofa
MilkInBags: it's invisible
Invitare: it's invisible Adam
Boi_Ginny: Snake ate a Stealth Boy
neisan2112: Ah the gamers didn't look up
niccus: ceiling! no!
infinity_225: So that is not the alien form The Abbyss?
hesterbyrde: You must gather your party to kick this door down before venturing forth.
Tangsm: He finally saved one.
Seth_Erickson: Chris saved someone :O
Kramburger: Please, landlords never give back damage deposits if they can help it, just kick down every door
TheWooglie: hey you saved one FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: guys , snake in ceiling means ceiling egg!
strapping_lad: I dont like how its teeth move
ArkhamArchivist: How did the snake know which squad members were the expendable ones?
Kaorti: chat less, shoot more
ChainedDreamer: Why is there always a slaugtherhouse with hanging pigs in these games?
strapping_lad: thats weird
crowyote: that soldier's name is "Ceiling"
sorinthecat: ewwww they move! wt
rasterscan: Look we actually saved som- damn it Twitch Chat beat me to it
plummeting_sloth: Piers was saved by his long seated hatred of ceilings
Gildan_Bladeborn: The teeths are also tentacles.
Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
sorinthecat: wtf
Haosbringer: well those teeth are unsettling
Gildan_Bladeborn: Teethtacles.
embyrr_the_dragon: Why does it have prehensile TEETH
Invitare: Piers is not a gamer. He looked up
fastlane250: yeah i prefer my sneks with the normal amount of snek teeth/fangs
KeytarCat: tooth feet
codatski: This, I don't like this
KeytarCat: dentopod?
Styxseus: More like mouth-loaders
Zalthia: big snek
sorinthecat: ben, does ur snakes teeth move like that??
BusTed: lol is snek
Invitare: it's invisible Adam
Makrosian_Tae: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
crowyote: there's a lot of snek-sized holes in the ceiling
plummeting_sloth: no, that hole was made for JERF
Gildan_Bladeborn: You don't actually "kill it" kill it in this very moment, so... don't go extremely nuts on the ammo expending. You'll know when it's time for that.
crowyote: ewwww you're crawling in the snekhole
chaostreader: Its going through the ventilation.
Naesiir: Chris goes in the SQUARE hole
rasterscan: Pffthahaha
Invitare: point blank grenade
Tangsm: Before the shoulder reduction between RE's, he might not have fit in the hole.
rasterscan: Chris would be chunky salsa
noSmokeFire: causally shooting a grenade launcher at your feet
Kramburger: Phasing, please
MilkInBags: casually shooting a grenade at 1 feet from you
Kaorti: square hole for square man
crowyote: it's squishy
saucemaster5000: if you can see it it's not invisible
KeytarCat: qte with a grenade launcher LUL
JaymicUnyielding: You didn't exactly help matters, Chris.
MadmanOreo: Lots of ammo about? Better be careful, there might be a boss fight coming up.
plummeting_sloth: you killed my men, even Jerf! Especially Jerf!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The name of the game here is "don't die".
frozenphoenix7: This sure is a fight that sounds a lot cooler than it actually is
noSmokeFire: the lack of background music is throwing me off
Gildan_Bladeborn: This isn't really the boss fight.
TheWooglie: I like that the red dot shows it
Invitare: it decloaked into a shotgun barrel
Styxseus: wait.. she they just teleporting the snake? did they make it invisible so its harder to tell?
codatski: Otaku Jerf?
Styxseus: are they *
Naesiir: get justice for Baba Zhong
matthaus_c: Thompson is watching over the ligma
Makrosian_Tae: Dirk Diggersby?
plummeting_sloth: look, at this point I would not stick my neck out knowing what happened to the rest of the team
noSmokeFire: why is its blood also invisible
Kramburger: Diggers is what Aussies call soldiers, it's a holdover from WW1
kumatsu: *Metal Slug Voice* Shotgun!
CaptainSpam: Rawkit Lawnchair!
saucemaster5000: jeez digggfersby millenials am I right?
HundreydAundre: Oh, I was wondering, "How the hell did that Chonky Snake leave the room?" The walls should be demolished from its entrances.
Invitare: this is because he left his safe corner
Saintnex: Thrilling gameplay
KeytarCat: Shotgun, shotgun, it'll hurt a lot, hun
noSmokeFire: with the death of this NPC the thread of prophecy has been severed
MegaDosX: Game pls
frozenphoenix7: Adam, I don't mean to alarm you, but I think this game might suck
Tangsm: I really don't like the idea of what wiggly fangs would feel like being bit.
plummeting_sloth: *Mission Failed,did not protect Diggersby"
NoNoobNo: cool game
hexy_lexy: game? game plz
strapping_lad: KOOL GHAME
Mister_BlueSky: Cedric Diggersby?
SplittingImage77: Diggersby? More like... Diggers-bye :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please - it's Cedric DiggleWEED. Everyone knows that.
Kramburger: Is Ben's steam icon Miles 'Tails' Prowler?
plummeting_sloth: Bengineering has joined as "Jerf"
CaptainSpam: "Bengineering is joining as Helena" The hell? :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam has declared that it is so, and who are we to argue with Adam? Kappa
kumatsu: Mom says it's my turn to be Piers
serramarkov: Can you take the pressure?
hexy_lexy: "i wanna be piers" said no one ever Kappa
Kramburger: Let's do karate at the door to open it
animated_fairy: Please papa let me be piers
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now it's the boss fight.
strapping_lad: GAME LOGIKC
BusTed: That cable management.
Tangsm: Ah, cable management.
BusTed: The true horror of this game.
SplittingImage77: Don't succumb to Piers pressure, be who you want to be
noSmokeFire: if someone was shooting me with rocket launchers, I would simply toughen up my skin or something
sydnius: 21gigawatts
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no! Marco!
wistful_sigh: welp
BusTed: gg marco
CaptainSpam: We have to futz with the cartoonishly large electrical plug! Not, y'know, a sensible large power conduit! Just some Tom & Jerry-ass plug!
hexy_lexy: Marco! polo this thing up!
Styxseus: Oh welp
frozenphoenix7: Marco!
ashesandmochi: big plug
Gildan_Bladeborn: You need to hit him with the other one now, apparently.
plummeting_sloth: Marco, he died as he lived. Electrouting himself
KeytarCat: POLO!
SplittingImage77: Remember when Snake was a thing on the old Nokia phones
MegaDosX: Maybe?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you have to alternate.
Gildan_Bladeborn: For some reason.
BusTed: FBtouchdown
wistful_sigh: eww
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NightValien28: during the lunge it seems
noSmokeFire: that's how alternating current works
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
SplittingImage77: Polo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Marco is alive?! Astounding.
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
sorinthecat: so many butt shots
Dog_of_Myth: Dang it, Ben beat me to it
saucemaster5000: some sick beats
10of9: FBtouchdown
AmberLampLight: Marco could use some of that healing
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh boy! Tornado warning! Time to hunker down!
SnowbirdMike: lol
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTEM
sorinthecat: pfffft
Tangsm: Ahahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
saucemaster5000: like moths to a flams
BusTed: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
magical_writer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: LUL these idiots
NightValien28: that is exactly why
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown
SplittingImage77: It's electric!
Rustpile: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
codatski: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: *Marco nods serenely*
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
NightValien28: we do not need three stooges, two is fine
AmberLampLight: I wonder if it does that every time
zebrashark3: FBtouchdown
LathosTiran: FBtouchdown GOT FBtouchdown EM FBtouchdown
Asimech: @NightValien28 The third stooge is the game, though.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Baba Bhjongs.
NightValien28: Asimech fair
Spacepup: Bebber bord bames, bebber bizza, papa bohns.
sorinthecat: gross
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nooooo! Marco!
rasterscan: Chris, you dummy.
CaptainSpam: BEES
Driosenth: not the bees
hexy_lexy: bebber bizza baba bongs
fastlane250: ew
saucemaster5000: called it
wistful_sigh: not the bees
hexy_lexy: POLO
Ba_Dum_Tish: This man was made of beeeees
wholovesclutch: POLO
sorinthecat: not the BEEES
Rynehawk: you keep them!
TheTekkieman: Marco was The Pain all along!
SplittingImage77: Beyonce?
Rynehawk: I WANT TO KEEP BEES
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RobotInProgress: A man made of BEES aught to fix this!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah right, this bit.
Neddy471: Fire.
Pteraspidomorphi: Quick turn on your cell phone
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'd honestly forgot about it.
Neddy471: The solution to bees is "Kill it with fire"
HundreydAundre: Dammit, Game!
NightValien28: LOOT
heroscaperguy: NOT THE BEEEEEEEES
Kaorti: *sigh*
magical_writer: Welcome to China !
Tangsm: He could be fine.
Blessings_from_the_Void: ZOOM ON C4
kdefinition: Nice loot drop
itsr67: v i d e o g a m e s
kdefinition: Grats
Driosenth: how convenient
walkeroftales: I'm hearing a lot of buzz around Marco, lately.
SmoreThanAFeelin: the loot!
munchelll: the zoom was INSANE
Invitare: he transformed into C4
Usquebaugh67: He turned into C4
BusTed: lrrCOW
KeytarCat: isn't this a Stargate episode?
Micsig: Feels BEES man
saucemaster5000: can that be my legacy too?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Marco was full of bees... .and C4
sorinthecat: never going to china now
Blessings_from_the_Void: Marco became C4!!!
plummeting_sloth: Marco, he died as he lived, with C4 up his ass
ashesandmochi: PUNCH
SnackPak_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Neddy471: Bess. My God.
NightValien28: this game sucks so much
Makrosian_Tae: Hey gamer. Did you catch that plot device? Lemme ZOOOM IN FOR YOU
hexy_lexy: HOLY SHIT THIS GAMES AWFUL I LOVE IT
Rustpile: I see, I am also made of bees and C4
Arazien: barrNabee barrNabee barrNabee
strapping_lad: VIDEO GAMES!!!!
Naesiir: Yes, the laugh is so good!!! It's my favorite part of this show.
HundreydAundre: It had THAT in its flippin' guts!!
Usquebaugh67: The C4 survived ... the explosion
Asimech: "I will cocoon and turn into a beautiful stick of C4!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is 100% amazing horse honkey
10of9: Did anyone else hear the Legend of Zelda chest looting music when that happened?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam... it's all down to the... oh hey, look over there!
fastlane250: "ha ha ha THIS GAME SUCKS" gives me life
Blessings_from_the_Void: The bees were a distraction, Marco mutated into C4
rasterscan: Bees5
LordZarano: Explosive C4, as opposed to the other kind
Makrosian_Tae: Inside of you are two wolves. One is bees and one is a brick of C4
rasterscan: Bees4.*
mugulord: this reminds me of the swarms in diablo 2 dropping plate mail
MegaDosX: I mean, I'm butterflies and TNT, so I dunno what to tell you
frozenphoenix7: If you're experience Bees and C4, please consult your doctor
hesterbyrde: There it is. The best laugh in the universe.
itsr67: I hope when I rot away in my coffin I have a sweet loot drop
ashesandmochi: w-what
frozenphoenix7: experiencing*
strapping_lad: because of plot reasons ben
Tangsm: Wasn't Marco electrocuted? Isn't that... bad for carrying around a brick of C4?
Kazman20a: you would be so dead
Arazien: They would be dead from that!
sorinthecat: u a tsundere?
Asimech: Look, we had C4. What were supposed to do? Save it for later?
NightValien28: Tangsm very much so, C4 activates with current
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was MARCO's C4, you monster!
Robot_Bones: This game sucks in the way that Adam would write it Kappa
Manae: It's criticism coming from love
Kaorti: you're personal vendetta eh?
hexy_lexy: wow, language, Roger
Rustpile: "You fool! You thought the BEES were my final form?!?!?" -Marco, a true genius
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: We can hear the excitement in your voice Adam.
abracadaver23: Adam more like Bad at RE6
ArkhamArchivist: you're personal vendetta
abracadaver23: gottem
abracadaver23: *dab*
Driosenth: and how many of your men are dead due to your actions?
Usquebaugh67: Piers is like Robin to Chris' Batman
Gildan_Bladeborn: The games where you don't loudly shout about how much they suck tend to be very boring games that you're not enjoying.
strapping_lad: Wow that escalated quickly
HundreydAundre: What kind of equivalent exchange is that!? A monster dyes, then a perfectly intact C4 charge pops out! Wut the hell, game?
hesterbyrde: And then they had vigorous hate sex
MegaDosX: NOW KISS
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:48.
sorinthecat: is this where they kiss?
electra310: kiss kiss kiss
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bad writers happened to me Piers
Mr_Horrible: "I punched a boulder and broke my fuckin' hand, kid."
saucemaster5000: make out already
KeytarCat: I have a game where I take a drink every time the line "This game SUCKS" shows up. I don't play it every time...
wargodmogis: Maybe if you hadn't put the person with brain damage lead the group, those people might not have died
Arclight_Dynamo: "Finn thought you were cool. But you know what? You're distinctly UNcool."
plummeting_sloth: What would JERF think sir!
Invitare: Piers is the one who insisted a man with severe PTSD immediately return to the field
hexy_lexy: "what happened to the legendary chris redfield?!" "i changed my name to Roger"
NightValien28: this is so dumb, how is any of this chris' fault
sorinthecat: eye on dat ass
Blessings_from_the_Void: Sheva, though, she saw you exactly like this
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember folks: Chris has amnesia.
serramarkov: Well, you said it to him before you said it to his superior/s.
Naesiir: I mean, if they didn't want a hothead with PTSD, they shouldn't have put him back into active duty
HundreydAundre: So.... you know me!? Is that it!? What I see!? What I've DONE!? BOI!?
magical_writer: Heading south by grappling hook
frozenphoenix7: How do they know this?
ashesandmochi: ohmygod
ArkhamArchivist: Someone's got to keep an eye on you, and all of your other men just died. In case you forgot
CaptainSpam: Look, we're going to kill this woman because her actions have led to the deaths of several of our men, but that's no reason to call her that.
KeytarCat: wait, why does Chris have amnesia?
juneblue58: Piers is coming to the realisation that putting untreated trauma victims into active duty is a bad idea.
TheJoe743: In other news, tomorrow's weather...
saucemaster5000: why is your boss an old timey radio host?
plummeting_sloth: was that recovered from a 1930's police serial
mugulord: character growth is when u use a larger font.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait there is still more
Mr_Horrible: in DB tradition: "Ya wanna take that one again?"
Rynehawk: the bus is coming.......the bus is coming
electra310: "We saw several VILE henchmen. We must be on the right track."
frozenphoenix7: Chris, that is provably false.
Catastrophil: You are exactly stupid enough for that
HundreydAundre: next question...
Mr_Horrible: You are *provably* stupid enough, Chris
JaymicUnyielding: Chris just got his entire team killed in an attempt to avenge the other team he got killed.
DeciusMagnus: That radio voice sounds like it was also in re5.
Mr_Horrible: we have a plethora of video evidence
Naesiir: that's what happens when they took Chris' biceps... that was where his brains were
Mr_Horrible: Wait, Adam, I'm confused. Who's the captain?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @KeytarCat - Well you see, after all his men got "killed" by the person who is definitely Ada, Chris... got amnesia. From the trauma of that happening.
strapping_lad: ITS ME ...MARIO
animated_fairy: Chris isnt stupid enough to fall for her but Leon is
fastlane250: it's-a me, chris redfield!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chris should not be on mission since he litterally left the BSAA and became a drunken wreck. Serious who okayed him to be on mission
Mr_Horrible: oh neat
fhorrigan: What the actual fuck?
Invitare: oh, Quarians
NightValien28: sniper cricket
serramarkov: We have empirical evidence to the contrary re: faith in you, sir.
SplittingImage77: Grasschoppahs
MegaDosX: "Why do the grasshoppers have guns?" - Adam, 2021
InkyGhoast: Village has shown the BSAA is not a smart agency
ArkhamArchivist: Grasspopper
Ballistic_Meatball: most people fall over when they're shot
wargodmogis: @Ba_Dum_Tish Worse, he had amnesia from a head injury
KeytarCat: tyty AsexualPride
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote grasshopper
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dog_of_Myth: Laser pointers might me a clue....
Rustpile: Sniperhopper for smash?
SnowbirdMike: Humans have bugs, Grasshoppers have guns
hexy_lexy: LUL benjamin
Mister_Hush: Chris pushing mid, dying to towers
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: just takes some time, elephant elephant
10of9: How do we add that quote? I forget the phasing
SplittingImage77: Remember the huge bugs in James and the Giant Peach?
Mr_Horrible: I like how they decided to up the Resident Evil ante by just giving the grasshopper leg mutants guns
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's the B-Virus, for Bug
Naesiir: ADC Chris is being super rude to his Support Piers
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Laserbeaks_Fury: That's just a Krogan
Makrosian_Tae: Being knocked prone is the worst part of any D&D fight
TheTekkieman: Say what you will, I dug that lifeline UI when Chris was in the red there.
CaptainSpam: "We've developed these bio-organic weapons as perfect killing machines. They are relentless, tireless, and have bodies exquisitely designed to neutralize any threats and withstand truly unreal amounts of damage. And what's more, we're give them glocks!"
Saintnex: I legit forgot how bad this part was
wargodmogis: "you got up? That's an AoO"
KeytarCat: linear levels, but not clearly designed
MegaDosX: What.
Tangsm: The jetski is back! What a cameo.
Mr_Horrible: "Then they ask if you're gonna cry."
Makrosian_Tae: It's a hind D
codatski: I would argue that D&D fights taking 3 hours are the worst part lol
ashesandmochi: what
TheTekkieman: And that's part of why Pommel Strike was broken in Dragon Age: Origins.
JaymicUnyielding: I just really hope they get to see the increasingly-impatient teammate calls. "Chris. C'mon. Captain. Chris! HEY!"
KeytarCat: half your movement to stand up in 5e
SplittingImage77: Nothing says action like a random helicopter fight
CaptainSpam: Which helo? Oh, THAT helo! Didn't even notice it until you just brought it up. We certainly didn't HEAR it until now!
Rustpile: Hey, that grasshopper is a helicopter
strapping_lad: Im the captain now
Invitare: Roger?
Kaorti: If you don't want pedantic rules crap, D&D is the wrong game.
plummeting_sloth: China, a nation notoriously unprotective of it's airspace
Makrosian_Tae: I'm the captain, and you're the crunch. *shoots*
GhostValv: it's me, duke nu... I mean Chris Redfield
Mister_Hush: Isn't this tense and dangerous
Mister_Hush: The fifteenth time you've been pursued ineffectually by a helicopter
noSmokeFire: they only had one missile
gualdhar: @plummeting_sloth oh come on, it's not like they have an air force or something
SplittingImage77: Crunchatize them Cap'n
Invitare: his hands have mutated and he can't pull the trigger anymore
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you have to get inside the boat.
Tangsm: That's it?
MegaDosX: That was the most wooden line ever
Usquebaugh67: Line?
plummeting_sloth: "This is HQ... this is my first day"
Rynehawk: Sir this is a DQ
Charlymandias: No, this is patrick!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man I forgot how much nothing happens in this game
Kaorti: doing a freedom
Usquebaugh67: This is HQ........ Line?
plummeting_sloth: "This is HQ... by which I mean my name is Hugh Quigley and you have the wrong channel"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Fuck history - kick vases!
Mr_Horrible: "HQ, could you put a little pep in your step? You're really bringing the energy down out here in the field."
Blessings_from_the_Void: You were right about one thing, Master, the liberations were short
wargodmogis: Where else would you store them?
iamn0tg00d: Do they have ninja swords?
Mr_Horrible: I mean, who'd think to look in the vase?
SplittingImage77: Pokemon taught me to always check the trashcans
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well it's your objective marker, so.... probably?
plummeting_sloth: Vases from the Tsang, Quing and .556 dynasty
Gildan_Bladeborn: As it turns out, yes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Liberate deez choppers
empyreon: liberate the extremities from the torso!
SirMorek: structural helicopter!
iamn0tg00d: Really lucky you jumped right then.
noSmokeFire: why did the restaurant explode?!?!!
Mister_Hush: Immersion? Pah!
TheWriterAleph: videogame-ass videogames
SirMorek: is it all suspension, or all disbelief?
SplittingImage77: Because the restaurant was liiiiiit
Usquebaugh67: LOL
NightValien28: DOUBLE COMBO
CaptainSpam: So Definitely-Ada-Wong-She-Just-Decided-To-Wear-Blue-Today-So-What-About-It farmed out the helicopter fight to a flunky? Well, smart on her.
neisan2112: He plays a bunch of DnD
plummeting_sloth: This is the inside of Michael Bays mind
Rustpile: benginDab benginDab
mugulord: drift compatible
Blessings_from_the_Void: Liberation! Clap-clap-clap. Sixty-four!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The fact that you're saying that about this game at THIS point Ben... has on tenterhooks waiting for how you react to parts of the next campaign.
LathosTiran: working towards zombie plasma in our gernade collider
SirMorek: was that a wilheilm scream?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have not yet reached "peak videogames".
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Neddy471: Dak'Kon?
wargodmogis: Look, chris can punch a rock, imagine what his fist do to actual people
MegaDosX: I think it's fine
Mister_Hush: sound's fine :)
Makrosian_Tae: Game's good
Kramburger: This icecream doesn't have enough sugar!
plummeting_sloth: Cheesecake Chunks, nature's fuel
Arclight_Dynamo: Game is a bit low.
ashesandmochi: it's fine!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game is quite low, actually.
plummeting_sloth: sounds good to me
Invitare: C-bats
SirMorek: it's good
HundreydAundre: I always assumed Ben for the Mad Titan type. Aka: Ben'Os.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You sound fine however.
electra310: You could have dairy, or you could have, um, dairy cake
Dashiell: a little quiet i think
saucemaster5000: I mean what's there to hear?
codatski: We're not really hear for the game lol
Juliamon: I prefer too quiet over too loud, we can hear you this way
Kramburger: The game is low, not in volume, but in terms of quality
codatski: *here
Pteraspidomorphi: It gets loud during the action scenes and quiet during the cutscenes, so there's no winning :D
Usquebaugh67: FACT
BusTed: tqsShrug
hexy_lexy: "game is good" "game is low" the duality of twitch chat
MegaDosX: What is it with these games and cheesy one-liners
plummeting_sloth: Sorry Chris, thanks to the R-Virus she in fact can run forever
Pharmacistjudge: is she running? Does Spider-man grappling count as running?
Dog_of_Myth: Well, she isn't running right now....
iamn0tg00d: Spider Ada, Spider Ada. Does whatever a Spider Ada does.
Saintnex: Time to repeat sections because this was a fun sections
mugulord: also mawp
electra310: He's going to go there... and then he'll be there!
Gildan_Bladeborn: So remember when you were playing as Leon and Helena, how there was this awesome section with exploding roombas?
Driosenth: It's low, but it's not like we're missing quality voice acting
Mr_Horrible: Chris: "Earth's gravity causes accelaration at 9.8 meters per second."
mugulord: low, good and mawp, the three volumes
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Mister_Hush: @MegaDosX This is what happens when game studios don't think they need to hire, like, talented writers. Any old shmuck'll do.
wistful_sigh: lmao!!
NightValien28: HUBRIS
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
fastlane250: LUL
Saintnex: Oh wow, we beat them
MegaDosX: @Mister_Hush Yeah that tracks
Rustpile: wheelerHub
TheTekkieman: What was that earlier? "And that's why they paired us together?"
MegaDosX: A burgie?
serramarkov: That's per second squared.
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...this isn't full stupid?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Saintnex - we actually couldn't not do that - because we've seen this happen before, from the other perspective.
SplittingImage77: Yeah, haha, @serramarkov
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh right this section.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon had to take the stairs, ergo, we get elevator.
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn it's actually possible to miss the elevator as both Leon and Chris
SmoreThanAFeelin: OHHH
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Adam is /done/
MegaDosX: :p
SnowbirdMike: It was worth the look
plummeting_sloth: Chris: The Burning in your muscles from exercise is caused by Lactic acid buildup, which prevents your running forever
electra310: Ben, you are going to end up dead sometime for that
StreetRach: Adam: Okay, bye, Ben! You're on your own.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well that doesn't make any sense.
kumatsu: It's a Calgary thing
Zu_o: Just give him the ammo, point your gun and click
ChainedDreamer: Here, have some deodorant
saucemaster5000: it's a utica thing
NotCainNorAbel: my family just says 'I'm fine'
Robot_Bones: Its basically the same in America
CyberColossus: saw the soul leave Adams body right there 不不
Gildan_Bladeborn: The very scary advanced robots.
iamn0tg00d: Just some completetly harmless bodies in jars.
ArkhamArchivist: It's an Albany expressio
Saintnex: @Gildan_Bladeborn yup, this game doesnt even follow its OWN internal logic
plummeting_sloth: The Adam and Ben Look
mugulord: if rpgs have taught me anything, hp is absolutely ammunition
KeytarCat: menu makes me think you have grenades equipped when you heal spray
hesterbyrde: oh yeah... reusing set pieces! a classic move...
electra310: Evil roombas!
Nigouki: i like how they're just plain reusing levels
neisan2112: Wait they're doing this again lmao
iamn0tg00d: This is not how I remember roombas working.
Mr_Horrible: then what about this *big* bag of tricks?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Make double sure to kite them Ben's way first.
HundreydAundre: Congrat, Piers! You're Capt. Obvious now!
electra310: Ben is doing tasks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben isn't "hacking" - he's "life hacking".
electra310: Ada sus
KeytarCat: demon roomba, clap clap clap-clap-clap
strapping_lad: SEEMS SUS
iamn0tg00d: Those are the absolute worst evil robots ever.
mulligan2six: Adam letting Ben get hit is a little sus
SirMorek: Ada, definitely most sus. she said she was on cameras the entire time
wargodmogis: Ben and Adam are a pair, rmemebr that
EvilBadman: Or did these two open them before the others got there
EvilBadman: AYYYYY
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you just died when the game suddenly sprang even more roombas at you, and then it skipped you forwards.
Saintnex: In both campaigns, you have to beat the AI to get the elevator and the chests... its possible to lose out both times
saucemaster5000: captain crunch maybe
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember No Captain
Mister_Hush: Captain Bytheway, over here!
Pharmacistjudge: he's Captain ROGER!
serramarkov: I gotta know right now
Gildan_Bladeborn: Objection!
BusTed: zoooom
DiscordianTokkan: Nyooom
ButButTheJesus: that not how gravity do
DiscordianTokkan: Ada's got the zoomies
electra310: Her heels are getting caught in the grate
Kaorti: Don't you run like that Adam?
Usquebaugh67: WTF was that
Pharmacistjudge: that's a very anime girl run
SnowbirdMike: Late for prom
strapping_lad: Shes got the zoomies
codatski: Have you tried running in heels Adam?
magical_writer: If that is how she runs now it makes sense why she always uses the grappling hook to move
Pharmacistjudge: that's like FFX-2 running
Kaorti: Everyone runs like that
Naesiir: look at her frolic
Mister_Hush: That's how you can tell SHE'S a GIRL
NightValien28: late for umbrella school
Invitare: she runs like a Kate Bush music video
Luthien_frejya: it's how you run in heels
plummeting_sloth: no one in this game runs well
Kaorti: That's what running looks like. What have you been doing?
SplittingImage77: Worldstar!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You may not like it, but this is what the idealized method of "running" looks like.
cuttlefishman: Now kiss
plummeting_sloth: oh neat, this ties in with the other plot we don't care about
saucemaster5000: now kiss
strapping_lad: OU NO Adam and Bens previous play through has come back for a vengance
Nydestroyer: how do you fight a man who won a fight with a boulder
AkiraBalance27: this seems familiar
iamn0tg00d: What are you doing to the Captain lean!?!?
Pharmacistjudge: now kiss!
ButButTheJesus: NOW KITH
Kramburger: I hate playing as some female characters because the developers would give them 'girly' run cycles
tuskact4mm: @Nydestroyer you dont
Invitare: it's Roger
Kramburger: K I S S H I M
mugulord: blood and Thunder!
Rynehawk: JK Simmons?
Rynehawk: huh
Mr_Horrible: Including the president
SplittingImage77: I lost 70,001 people!
wistful_sigh: im the biggest loser
ashesandmochi: THE PRESIDENT
iamn0tg00d: 69,999 people and 1 president
MAPBoardgames: Obvs just kill them both/all
noSmokeFire: 1 president is worth like 4 soldiers AT LEAST
Kramburger: The president is worth at lease two people
ArkhamArchivist: I lost 69,999 people, and the president
Rustpile: I can believe he did this all over pictures of spiderman
xblue007: This is how hoomans talk
Driosenth: Just shoot her in the leg, she isn't going to run away then
Mr_Horrible: I lost 69,999 people!
plummeting_sloth: I lost exactly 70,000 people, no more, no less
Catastrophil: The president wasn't actually a person
Naesiir: to be fair, the president wasn't a person in the end
Kramburger: The president isn't people
MegaDosX: Just go down to the president store and get another one
kumatsu: we have president at home SeriousSloth
A_Dub888: 70000 people (and the president)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Does a president count as multiple people?
Pharmacistjudge: 1+2+1+1 or 1+2+2+1?
noSmokeFire: where the fuck was she keeping that
circusofkirkus: it's because politicians aren't real people
cuttlefishman: where did she get that flashbang considering Ada is wearing a skintight dress
Invitare: Presidents get assassinated all the time. It's a notoriously dangerous profession
ButterBall000: What is the President precedent for when we lose one?
ButButTheJesus: buy some soup while we're there
e_bloc: very good twitch chat
NotCainNorAbel: we really need a way to get a president if we lost one.
Nydestroyer: America is full of presidents, just throw a dart and you can find someone whos qualified
iamn0tg00d: Don't worry, he's a terrible shot.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The phrase "ladies special hiding place" springs to mind.
BusTed: They overlaaaap
NavelWarfare: cooooonteeeeext
Mr_Horrible: we get to see from Chris's perspective now OpieOP
Usquebaugh67: You can start with this story first if you want
Mister_Hush: Also Ada
electra310: Spiderman
Naesiir: the crossbow
Nigouki: because you forgot the story after being frustrated by bullshit gameplay
RobotInProgress: A dude.
Kramburger: Ben plays as the scarf
Gildan_Bladeborn: You do not watch this particular cutscene in Ada's story.
hesterbyrde: You're the roomba
Mr_Horrible: you're the hacker gun, Ben
xblue007: An unnamed agent
ashesandmochi: are there two adas
ArkhamArchivist: Because what if you played them in different order
BusTed: Digital Grappling Hook Assistant
SirMorek: One of you is ada, the other is the sentient dress
Gildan_Bladeborn: For reasons that really should be obvious.
CompletelyUnsure: You're the scarf
MegaDosX: What.
hatboozeparty: The other extra
ashesandmochi: you play as ada and also ada
wargodmogis: He wasn't hiding, he forgot
frozenphoenix7: Is NOW the time for this Chris???
TheWriterAleph: "This game SUCKS"
sydnius: Timeloop
ChainedDreamer: Have to fill gameplay time somehow
Usquebaugh67: "Won't stop until I do"
Kaorti: ???!?!?
notthepenguins: you play as simmons obviously
lyropithic: Ada and her evil twin, whose name is Ada backwards
Driosenth: I can only share my emotions while holing a big gun
Kaorti: bro moment?
MegaDosX: "This is such deep writing!" - the game's writers, probably
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh this part.
Mr_Horrible: hold on, I need to take a Lactaid for all this CHEESE
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Gildan_Bladeborn: You're going to love THIS part.
drcthulu: stellar writing
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
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Gildan_Bladeborn: This is not a cutscene, FYI.
Mister_Hush: BEN
SnowbirdMike: LOl
MegaDosX: Well.
Kramburger: As the captain, I ordered myself to stop being mad
ButButTheJesus: WHAM
iamn0tg00d: Very competent driver.
BusTed: Hit the Nos
SplittingImage77: If you go off track, Lakitu will bring you back
Mr_Horrible: why does the jeep have nitrous NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Watch out for the Deluxo with the missiles in the sky
animated_fairy: I RESOLVED IT because Im the CAPTAIN
Mister_Hush: Not go directly into a wall maybe
Phailhammer: NoPixel looks... different.
Invitare: why are there cars on the road in this city with zombies everywhere
wargodmogis: Not crash?
MegaDosX: You crashed and lost her I suspect :p
Tangsm: Ben failed to signal.
saucemaster5000: step on it granmda
Gildan_Bladeborn: Go along the road... "better".
iamn0tg00d: This is why you let the captain drive.
MadmanOreo: The train CJ! Follow the train!
PMAvers: Welcome to the game, Unlucky and Plaid
bv310: Chris looking mildly disappointed there
BusTed: Do you have to shift or something?
Arclight_Dynamo: It sounds like you've got the brake on.
OmnipotentTrevor: Are you riding the brake or something?
LordZarano: "I've had enough of these stupid games" - Resident Evil 6
Nydestroyer: why is everyone going the wrong way down this road
SplittingImage77: We need the golden mushroom
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can't get too far behind her or the game plays that "you lose" screen.
wistful_sigh: you died
Schrama007: why is the driver so tiny?
MegaDosX: Game pls
Rynehawk: uppies
NotCainNorAbel: Ben as the driver....good idea lrrBEEJ
RedbeardTheTechnical: BOOST
Ba_Dum_Tish: Big boosties
DiscordianTokkan: Capcom plz
SplittingImage77: Use the boost to get through
strapping_lad: Ben knows only BOOST
Asimech: "Never pedal, only boost."
animated_fairy: I like big boosts and I cannot lie
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait are we just gunning down civillians?
ghyllnox: OnlyBoosts?
bv310: Just blasting away at the streets of Tolyo, as one does
Nydestroyer: the speed lines
thehokeypokey: just a bunch of civilians
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you blew up a bunch of jeeps, so... yes - you are hitting something Adam.
Tangsm: You're not far enough back to blue shell Ada.
Laserbeaks_Fury: eeeeEEEE
Saintnex: wow watching this is very difficult
SplittingImage77: Team America
SK__Ren: Forklift? Get Ian in here
ArkhamArchivist: "I've had enough of these stupid games" -nobody at Capcom
OmnipotentTrevor: "am I even hitting anything?", innocent Chinese drivers maybe?
serramarkov: Sounds like therapy to me (all the gunfire).
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll have to shoot some things, eventually.
fastlane250: go karting with ada
plummeting_sloth: was... there a race in this city today?
A_Dub888: Ada "All according to keikaku" Wong
SK__Ren: And now we do the MGS homage
frozenphoenix7: Liberating&
Naesiir: not murder, liberation
Schrama007: the driver is to tiny and sitting to far to the left
hesterbyrde: I'm loving this miraculously empty freeway in the middle of a heavily populated Chinese city during the zombie apocalypse.
archon458: there's no way ada is not running you in that
RedbeardTheTechnical: this jeep needs sirens
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those are technically J'avo that you're killing, so it's all good.
MegaDosX: Also it's not like she can hear you
ashesandmochi: international jurisdiction
KeytarCat: It really is MGS1
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Mr_Horrible: We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
noSmokeFire: I like how PIers thinks she can hear him
animated_fairy: They in fact, did not got her
Usquebaugh67: Liberation for everyone!
fastlane250: Drive-By Liberation
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iamn0tg00d: Oh god.
Mr_Horrible: @noSmokeFire Ada is actually just cranking tunes in her car
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archon458: Bet
wargodmogis: Oh dear
ButButTheJesus: driving@
MegaDosX: What even was that line
plummeting_sloth: getting garfield racing flashbacks
control_rig: Oh man BSAA is in trouble
iamn0tg00d: That's a bad sign.
ButButTheJesus: driving!
saucemaster5000: sure you are grandpa
Kramburger: Who let ben drive? Does he have his licence?
BusTed: He has the certificate and everything.
SplittingImage77: You're the best... arooound! Nothing's every gonna bring you down
MegaDosX: Was this game written by a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters? Holy shit.
plummeting_sloth: he's also the only driver BSAA has
IllConceived: "I'm the best driver..." *Crashing noises*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man how many people have murdered on this road?
iamn0tg00d: I'm the best driver we've got! *smashes through more civilian cars*
Gildan_Bladeborn: The "best" driver in the BSAA.
aClonedPickle: just keep those civilians safe *winks, nods to camera*
RedbeardTheTechnical: To be fair, the humvee is a convertable too
plummeting_sloth: a flashbang did that?
KeytarCat: Wall bump tech
zeldakid1999: Tuesday is tanker truck day
Tangsm: You're being Chris.
Mister_Hush: "What's the point of me?" Biggest mood of the day, Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: You get to shoot stuff?
iamn0tg00d: Jesus take the wheel
MegaDosX: Brakes are for cowards
TheWriterAleph: nyyyoooorm
saucemaster5000: you're the captain
SplittingImage77: Turn the gun around and fire, physics says that the bullets will count as mini boosts
SirMorek: Breaking? DansGame
Tangsm: Maybe if you shoot behind the car, it'll go faster.
NDCazzy: where is Ian he would love this part!
Usquebaugh67: back it up.. beep ... beep
Arclight_Dynamo: "From my point of view, the Humvee is evil." Kappa
Decaped: car stealth section
sorinthecat: try saying please lol
Nydestroyer: What is happening to those cars
fastlane250: Bullet-Assisted Acceleration
MegaDosX: What in the actual fuck
kumatsu: the jiggle physics on this humvees
RedbeardTheTechnical: I love how their cars shake before they explode
Naesiir: their vehicles are so... jiggly
SnowbirdMike: Nice
Nydestroyer: someone glued them to the ground
HundreydAundre: Oh, a sloppy ambush!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That would be "par for the course".
iamn0tg00d: Thank god you've got the best driver in the BSAA
wargodmogis: That's the place it should be good at
HundreydAundre: Health contributes to vehicular speed?
Fruan: So, the guy with the RPG misses, and everyone else in the ambush just looks at him instead of shooting too?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: By why switch? He was the best driver they had?! :)
KeytarCat: Ben's hilling in 5th gear :P
SplittingImage77: This window is in the way
Pharmacistjudge: hold on Chris...Piers is the best driver...why did you take his spot?
RedbeardTheTechnical: Less glass -> less air resistance
hesterbyrde: boulder practice
notthepenguins: chris solves problems by punching them
notthepenguins: remember the rock?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because it was mildly making it harder to see through.
ashesandmochi: now you're just gonna get a face full of fast air and bugs
drcthulu: speed holes
lochnessseammonster: woo spoopy time :) or punchy at least :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chris only knows punch
iamn0tg00d: Who is he yelling at?
saucemaster5000: boy RE8 is gonna be a real letdown after this rollercoaster
BusTed: Oh boy.
wistful_sigh: chris is the best driver
Usquebaugh67: She's not going to lose you... you are going to lose her
iamn0tg00d: Ada obviously can't hear him
RedbeardTheTechnical: @drcthulu that's some real gambler 500 energy
HundreydAundre: *dies*
bv310: Oh nooooooooo
MegaDosX: Game is merciful
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Mister_Hush: If they're just gonna give you full health, why give you a health bar at all?
KeytarCat: HUH
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris is contractually obliged to punch things each time he appears in a game.
A_Dub888: It was a perfectly good windshield until Chris drove it into a wall
Nydestroyer: it also appears to be shooting over the cars lol
circusofkirkus: do the rainbow road skip
Gildan_Bladeborn: You... can't catch up to her, no.
wargodmogis: The rubberbanding in this game, though
FarronTheRed: It was a multi-game contract. Seemed good at the time.
tuskact4mm: is it sad that 5 and 6 were my first re
HundreydAundre: cracked windshields are more confusing then they appear.
MegaDosX: That car just evaporated
Gildan_Bladeborn: But you have to chase her as if you can, anyways.
SplittingImage77: This humvee is he real MVP
SplittingImage77: *the
SirMorek: cmon adam, bring us those blue sparks!
Phailhammer: I'm not sure about this Toad's Turnpike redo.
CaptainSpam: Wow, not even any overheat mechanic on the gun.
Makrosian_Tae: Blue sparks or nothing at all!
SplittingImage77: We're in San Fran now?
RedbeardTheTechnical: oh, heck. not neo-unbrella!
notthepenguins: you JUST NOTICED a MYSTERY AIRCRAFT CARRIER???
hesterbyrde: How does a private company have a fucking aircraft carrier??
plummeting_sloth: HOW DID AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER SNEAK UP ON YOU
iamn0tg00d: A giant ship has mysteriously just appeared.
BusTed: aaaaaa
Nigouki: how do you just SPOT A CARRIER
Driosenth: how do you just "spot" an aircraft carrier?
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAA
Mister_Hush: @notthepenguins It was stealth!
Beefpants: 88 mph
avatg5: just got here whats up
DiscordianTokkan: Boosties!
Robot_Bones: A time to perform beyond one's limits!
Ritaspirithntr: PLUS ULTRA!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Nigouki - Well... they decided to look in it's general direction.
iamn0tg00d: Physics
Usquebaugh67: YES
Manae: Physics does not work this way
CaptainSpam: Look, it's a big harbor. Easy to miss stuff like that.
Beefpants: looool
ashesandmochi: sure!
munchelll: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: You jumped onto the carrier.
Nydestroyer: she jumped it to?
SK__Ren: NO, hold on. What did we jump off of/ We got a LOT of height
Gascitygaming: Science!
saucemaster5000: nice driving beavis
Orgmastron: Of course Umbrella has a private aircraft carrier
Rustpile: uhm... no?
MegaDosX: Just shoot her!
Nigouki: We're jumping onto White Base! AAAAAAAA!!!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: *passes out*
NDCazzy: Jet ski time!
Saintnex: hehehe
Makrosian_Tae: @megadosx To be fair, they have been trying
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: Group projects man
hesterbyrde: Learn to drive.
Rynehawk: sucks to be piers
BusTed:
aClonedPickle: shouldn't have doomed the human race a couple times by being slow if you didn't want a B
Nekuia: Ruuuude
FarronTheRed: Savage
Rustpile: benginDab
SirMorek: *silver*, thank you very much
Makrosian_Tae: Ben you can't just murder someone like that!
sydnius: Toughski
ArkhamArchivist: This hole was made for him
saucemaster5000: you're on a mountain of bezos bucks and chocoate?
notthepenguins: yes captain
plummeting_sloth: Time sure flies when you're... well... something I guess
couldntpickausername: I refuse, in fact I'll get some fire, how about that?
KeytarCat: What's Lock-On?
KeytarCat: mechanically
animated_fairy: You cant tell me what to do because Im the CAPTAIN
Beefpants: I only drink artisanal water
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Time for the extremely fun aircraft carrier section that was the source of an amazing animated GIF. I really hope the same thing happens for Ben and Adam.
Makrosian_Tae: Aw damn, I probably gonna miss it. I've got a deovery to deal with
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Just so y'all know, the characters get progressively angrier as they call for their teammates at team doors/tasks. It's very good.
combatiblewombatible: ahoy lrr and chat, how goes the res?
Rynehawk: HI GAMER
SplittingImage77: I think we're alone now
magical_writer: Ben always makes me laugh
BusTed: He has a good singing voice.
tuskact4mm: i cant wait till they get to jakes campaign
archon458: he's not adam
Grevas13: ben's a sweetheart
MegaDosX: Ben is best boy
Blessings_from_the_Void: Ben is human
Jwiley129: aww, I was going to post chairs
Nydestroyer: Ben is ben.
Nekuia: Ben is a guy.
ModeratelyOkay: god I wish I were half as handsome as Ben
NavelWarfare: Ben Ulmer is a fabulous human
Gaytanic_Panic: He's handsome
MAPBoardgames: Ben makes a good Plaid dad.
Makrosian_Tae: Finally alone~
StreetRach: Ben has a nice gravitas.
ButButTheJesus: BEN YOU SEEM PRETTY DECENT
electra310: Ben is so upbeat I listen to his stream when I feel sad
GhostValv: ben is the second coolest host of this stream :)
Spacepup: Ben's such a super guy.
control_rig: Ben is all-around awesome
Pharmacistjudge: Ben has a great friend named Adam Savidan
hexy_lexy: Ben is a delight and an inspiration
VmKid: Ben is
saucemaster5000: don't tell him I ate his cheesecake and strawberry chunks
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: He's friends with you.
NightWingMistHawk: Ben has an amazing smile
CorporationZero: I will always cherish Ben's smile
Rustpile: Ben is my favorite minecraft streamer
SirMorek: Ben is a big sip from a milkshake!
frogomb: Ben is a human
PMAvers: Ben takes nice pictures of BIdoof?
fastlane250: ben good
ShaneLeeAtk: Nice things about Ben
DiscordianTokkan: Ben's a good egg,
JaymicUnyielding: He makes good jokes, streamer.
CompletelyUnsure: Wheeler is great at Magic . . . wait
Stormthius: He's handsome
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
NarishmaReborn: he deserves cheesecake chunks in his blizzard
fastlane250: LUL
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Nydestroyer: Oh no he was in the shadow realm
Tangsm: Ghost Ben.
BusTed: tqsShrug
fhorrigan: He deserves cheesequake chunks in his blizzards
NightValien28: the lack of cheesecake chunks really did a number on Ben huh
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thesurfaceofthemoon: O.O
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Phailhammer: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...
sydnius: Ben killed an invisible snek
Jwiley129: How goes RE Man Pleasuring Giraffe?
Rhynerd: Ben deserves more cheesecake chunks and less button mishaps.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Jwiley129 - Midway through the 2nd campaign.
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Atomic_Marshmallow: Popping in to say hi, but I'll catch you in the spoop VOD!
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Jwiley129: N I C E
Gascitygaming: nice
Gascitygaming: ?
Jwiley129: I've got your back, Adam
electra310: Teeth?
BusTed: that's the weed number
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rustpile: niche?
SirMorek: I'm all out of nice today
lochnessseammonster: nice
SplittingImage77: rice
couldntpickausername: stop saying twitch chat
Beefpants: sorry I was busy
NotCainNorAbel: Where's Ben?
ButButTheJesus: yes satan?
Stormthius: nice?
MegaDosX: It's Twitch chat, clearly
SplittingImage77: Big Daddy
ArkhamArchivist: Nice in Twitch Chat
plummeting_sloth: did you get attacked by Antman?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your new favorite friendos, that's what!
GDwarf: That's not an outfit
Nydestroyer: is that something like space ghost coast to coast?
Scy_Anide: Oh, Garrus is shooting at you.
SirMorek: what are those CHIN SACS?
Tangsm: Is that the Rocketeer?
Pharmacistjudge: I'm at work and i've been awake for way too long....
NightWingMistHawk: Ok who put Mass Effect in my Resident Evil?!
xblue007: the (alternate form of eiscue)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Dude was like: Wait this isn't the cosplay convention, my bad. I'm outie.
Arclight_Dynamo: This, BTW, is when the game starts to get weird.
ArkhamArchivist: Is that Ant Man?
MegaDosX: What tipped you off Chris? :p
SplittingImage77: Aquaman's bad guy friend
TheTekkieman: When did Shinra soldiers get here?
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: So these are also J'avo, but they have bonus extra mutations.
Driosenth: bugman go squish?
SplittingImage77: Wonka Bars!
OmnipotentTrevor: "different" in this case seems to mean "much weaker"
fhorrigan: Sir these enemies are the dude at the end of Robocop Captain sir
electra310: And some Blockbuster videos!
ChainedDreamer: Cuttlefishhead! It's Hydra!
Rhynerd: Now Chris can try sniping too!
BusTed: I've got a golden ticket...
ButButTheJesus: @Arclight_Dynamo this game? weird?
walkeroftales: Wow, Umbrella has been mass producing Black Mantas? Aquaman is screwed.
UnkeptFlea: and you dont even get to keep the briefcase?
Saintnex: check inventory?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Think of them as "super zombies". Except J'avo.
plummeting_sloth: that's a real thing
GDwarf: AM rifles are a real thing
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... .50-cal.
NightValien28: that is an actual thing
ButButTheJesus: that's an actual name
plummeting_sloth: designed for puncturing armor rather than flesh
juneblue58: Anti-materiel is for destroying things like small vehicles and light structures.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're for shooting out engine blocks of cars and shit like that.
GDwarf: Materiel, not Material
PMAvers: No, materiel. That second e means military equipment.
tuskact4mm: they blow golf ball sized halls into people
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or exploding munitions.
NightValien28: you think gun designers are smart? you think they care?
Gascitygaming: like it can shoot cars
SirMorek: all guns are anti-matter if you try hard enough
Gildan_Bladeborn: People... not so much. Kind of overkill.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: M'Ateriel, because she's worth it.
Jwiley129: is Materiel just Loreal but for guns?
Gascitygaming: it's made to blow out an engine block
SplittingImage77: Materiel Girl
plummeting_sloth: anti-matria gun, for shooting magic
Driosenth: typically used against vehicle engines
MegaDosX: Hot take!
TheWriterAleph: pog
KeytarCat: The French pronunciation makes it mean armor
CaptainSpam: This is Let's Nope! It's not the Alex stream! Wait, hang on...
theleerm: pog
SirMorek: guns? dumb. pokemon? great
seanmrwick: I see him
codatski: Just saw your tweet Ben, that's dope!
ButButTheJesus: how about swords
Rynehawk: thats captain grandpa to you
seanmrwick: 3rd balcony, dead center
Saintnex: the fact that it gets fuzzy when you are in cover is BS
TheWriterAleph: hold your breath, chris
SplittingImage77: Early Parkinson's
NightValien28: need some diazapem
The_Color_Twelve: too much caff
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Astral_Apache: Glad I have the two spooky boys to help me through this terrifying game!
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Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial ?
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge yes pls
plummeting_sloth: just fun thing, we are expected to believe that Neo-Umbrella had about 20 -30 billion dollars to sink into an aircraft carrier and also could commission one without anyone noticing
plummeting_sloth: you know, at their secret MASSIVE Drydock
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Asimech: @plummeting_sloth They got it from Pepsi Co.
sydnius: Fanfic
CaptainSpam: Yeah, after Infinite, well...
ChrisLewisRose: nice...
Astral_Apache: so youre saying Umbrella = Amazon?
TheWriterAleph: Disney vs Capcom
Saintnex: Never mind Neo Umbrella's vast resources to fund two military helicopters
Driosenth: until disney buys capcom
NavelWarfare: Dammit Infinite
Gildan_Bladeborn: They couldn't quite bring themselves to not code in pointless inventory management bullhooey. They were "so" close, but someone in a meeting, presumably, said "but if we don't make players fumble around in their inventory at all... how will they know they're playing a Resident Evil game?".
ButterBall000: Yeah, No way they'll wrestle that from Disney
heroscaperguy: i mean its only been like 4 years since the last one
Tangsm: Well, now he doesn't look like anyone.
BusTed: David Prowse, is that you?
Jwiley129: You know, I don't think anyone ever tried that
TheWriterAleph: poop in the backseat
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Tangsm: She got the bullet holes out fast.
SplittingImage77: Cut her brakes
MegaDosX: Didn't her car get wrecked?
CaptainSpam: @Gildan_Bladeborn To be fair, after everything ELSE in this game, players may have a hard time believing they're playing a Resident Evil game already. Kappa
62MGcobra: may the box be with you
SirMorek: i don't know if anyone tried shooting vader with an anti-materiel rifle
TheGreySeraphim: that reminds me of the shitpost about buffy shooting dracula with an rpg
Jwiley129: what...kind of liberation?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @CaptainSpam - Ain't that the truth.
SplittingImage77: Libations?
Saintnex: Also where the HECK did neo umbrella get all of this military equipment and the money for it??
plummeting_sloth: I mean, Chewie kinda tried that in Force Awakens
ArkhamArchivist: Complete. Global. Liberation!
CompletelyUnsure: Y'all mind if I liber-vape in here?
Rynehawk: thats strangely erotic
OmnipotentTrevor: Inside of most people is goo
HundreydAundre: Euu, GRUBS!
seanmrwick: I love how Adam is burning through his ammo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well yeah - you've been firing .50-cal at soft targets this whole game.
TheWriterAleph: maggotbabies!
snortablecola: they look like biscuits
Jwiley129: Inside of you are two caterpillars....wait
HundreydAundre: FUmigate them!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pro-tip: the maggots explode.
ButButTheJesus: SPLORPSH
snortablecola: all i see is dough
Makrosian_Tae: Kinda looks like a clenched fist
fhorrigan: Make sure you don't get toxic
snortablecola: garlic knots but not garlic
ArkhamArchivist: Garlic Nots
Jwiley129: god, I remember the absolute TERROR I felt when I first encountered the Flood
plummeting_sloth: did... they buy this ship from Red Alert 3? What was with that logo
KeytarCat: Garlic nots?
Mister_Hush: You shotgunned his shirt off
KeytarCat: oh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh... yeah. THIS can happen.
sydnius: Is it BUGGING you
Gildan_Bladeborn: You super don't want it to.
Tangsm: Now that's an anti material rifle.
SirMorek: next time on lets nope: the loud boys play halo
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's REAL bad when it does.
Nydestroyer: anti material gun yea
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because that's a cocoon.
Bluedevyl: BAM! You're nude!
HundreydAundre: Yea, ummm.... don't worry about it.
lochnessseammonster: nice
Saintnex: oh. right.
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you'd stuck around, a worse monster would have popped out of that cocoon.
GDwarf: That...seems excessive
SirMorek: oh yeah, sure this makes sense
BusTed: Convenient.
Driosenth: that will take care of the entire ship, and probably part of the city
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's like when the zombies "randomly" transmuted into the super zombies in Leon's campaign.
Zath_: Yeet me daddy
sydnius: Peener
xblue007: Spanky's quest announced for NSO!
Nigouki: this hangar is way, WAY too fucking big for any existing or planned carriers
Beefpants: Cirque du so lame. jk lol
TheTekkieman: Oh god, we've stumbled into the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's practice hall!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Chris Redfield has proven time and time again that he has no concern for the structural integrity of any building he is ever in
obionedrop: cavalia?
Jwiley129: I'm. Too Sexy for my Shirt
BusTed: Of all the ones to see, I watched the Criss Angel Cirque show.
BusTed: Called "Believe"
shendaras: Noted. Ben's weakness, horses
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's turning into a cocoon Adam.
Gascitygaming: I still want to see Video Games Live
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's about to become a beautiful butterfly.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't turn your back on it.
Nydestroyer: they wanted to make the death animation so interesting that it would distract their enemies to death
Gildan_Bladeborn: See? Now he's a krogan.
Bluedevyl: that's a fuckin Pinky!
jibkat: This is a horror game right?
Blessings_from_the_Void: WHAT is HAPPENING
SplittingImage77: Aren't we all just waiting for someone to rescue us?
Quentastic: Who the hell are these people!? Aliens?
62MGcobra: rescue? i think you mean liberated
hesterbyrde: I'm a union stage hand and we love when Cirque du Soleil comes through town. Their crews are super nice and they feed the load-in crew with their super nice traveling kitchen service
serramarkov: You're holding out for a hero!
ButButTheJesus: @Blessings_from_the_Void FREEDOM
HundreydAundre: Vader's Mustafar afterburn kicks in
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Quentastic - a sort of C-virus-induced type of "mutant" known as J'avo.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those were all regular dudes until they injected performance-enhancing mutagens.
BusTed: Combo'd
SirMorek: wombo combo!
GhostValv: tag team :)
like_100_bears: oh i came in at a great time
DiscordianTokkan: The Wombo!
ButterBall000: Ant-Man 3 went some really weird places
Beefpants: Is that a bug shield? Very fash
Enki1256: So are they fighting an... insect colony?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I keep warning you that the cocoons hatch.
ButButTheJesus: cicada!
KeytarCat: synchronized yeeting
Ba_Dum_Tish: Respect the 1 v1
SirMorek: the animation when it takes his pants off
hesterbyrde: Respect the 1v1!!!
like_100_bears: well that's a brand new sentence
MadmanOreo: Please do not shoot at the thermo nuclear warhead.
saucemaster5000: he went for the kiss!
Tangsm: That was a key.
SK__Ren: No warhead
Bluedevyl: thankfully it only had a door-opener sized warhead
ArkhamArchivist: That is no, in fact, how you open a door
SirMorek: no boom :(
ashesandmochi: that's it??
ButButTheJesus: it was unarmed
DiscordianTokkan: He Glomped Chris
hesterbyrde: I mean this is a RE game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did you use the missile key?
ButterBall000: Where's the fusilage?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bullets are also keys, if you really think about it.
NoTomToLose: It was actually just an Estes model
Gildan_Bladeborn: With them, you unlock forward progression of the plot.
jibkat: Rockets dont melt steel beams!
NavelWarfare: Only logical step up from kicking every door down
Quentastic: @Gildan_Bladeborn I'd love to know if they're sapient or a voluntarily part of whatever the big evil plan turns out to be
Mister_Hush: Puddies
GDwarf: They're *very* Sentai, yeah
GDwarf: Especially the faces
BusTed: Ruined.
Quentastic: Does the virus mind control?
ButButTheJesus: oh god, are you ok?
circusofkirkus: holy shit
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Quentastic - They were straight up normal mercenaries who injected themselves (perhaps under false pretenses as to what would happen, but voluntarily none the less). You see it happening in the next campaign.
TheWriterAleph: why didn't you just punch the door, chris
SplittingImage77: Its all fun and games until you get shot in the face
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how do you get these guys to stand still long enough to be fitted for their anime armor?
Quentastic: @Gildan_Bladeborn Ah, ok
Gildan_Bladeborn: These ones "might" have known what was going to happen.
saucemaster5000: normal mercenaries to not wear ant man costumes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Normal in the sense that they're not specifically bred or anything, they were previously just people.
Nydestroyer: So you can get back up
BusTed: Why do we fall, Master Chris
GDwarf: @saucemaster5000 Well, these ones *also* aren't wearing costumes
NavelWarfare: People normally fall over when they get shot, Adam
ArkhamArchivist: I guess falling over is better than being stunlocked to death
multeyemeteor: "So he can learn how to pick himself up again."
Blessings_from_the_Void: Shots shots shots shots shots
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, crates
juneblue58: People don't tend to fall over due to the impact of a gunshot.
saucemaster5000: @gdwarf I honestly couldn't tell
multeyemeteor: Pincerman to the rescue
gualdhar: @NavelWarfare people only fall over when they *realize* they've been shot, because they've been conditioned to by media
SplittingImage77: Oh snap
Gildan_Bladeborn: People don't fall over when they get shot though. The whole "bullets send you flying backwards" thing is Hollywood malarkey.
cutaos: i do the corner tilt
saucemaster5000: people actually go faster when they're shot
kumatsu: I do it on Denathrius KappaHD
NavelWarfare: @gildan_bladeborn I mostly meant they died, but you are right :D
SplittingImage77: People fall over when they get shot so that they don't get shot some more
xblue007: every time I play mgs
Quentastic: I wonder how conscious they are. Do they still worry about their families, what Jeff said last week, and so on?
Pheonix888: Is this first aid in RE, don't have time for chest compressions, so just one BIG one?
Saintnex: dump some flash grenades?
SplittingImage77: I don't think it's a chest compression, more of a bro fist to the chest
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because where they're going... they don't need clothes.
DiscordianTokkan: Don't the big guys hatch from the shirtless ones?
NavelWarfare: @pheonix888 I always saw it as adrenaline shots. Not sure how that helps when you're bleeding out, but hey.
iamn0tg00d: Because acid
beboooooo: drop flash bangs
Asimech: @Arclight_Dynamo Had that exact same reaction.
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
circusofkirkus: cool puberty joke
Makrosian_Tae: A large inventory to go along with his large wallet?
Fanklok: based on this series toxic masculinity it's probably a "stop being a bitch" punch
circusofkirkus: MR WORLDWIDE
fastlane250: and now i'm reminded tha\t happened
until_may: wait we cared before?!
Arclight_Dynamo: Did people ever care about Pitbull?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did he do something... relevant?
jibkat: pitbull went after the mailman
ButButTheJesus: who wat
CompletelyUnsure: not since he lost the title of Mr. Worldwide
BusTed: Strong feelings.
jibkat: exactly, noone could stand for that
sydnius: Pitwho
Officinalis: What a deep cut there Adam.
Gascitygaming: and undefeated WCW wrestler
Pharmacistjudge: we're moved on...we're on Post Malone now
ArkhamArchivist: Leave him Carl M'alone
plummeting_sloth: regretably after COVID Pitbull had to become Mr Regional
until_may: remember Adam, the mailmnan doesnt deliver on Sundays
Blessings_from_the_Void: Leave Carl M'Alone
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think Pitbull lost the title at Wrestlemania
hexy_lexy: you live him MALONE
Asimech: @Fanklok For some reason that made me go "The real virus was the toxic masculinity we indulged in on the way."
BusTed: Karl
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam could be making that bit up and I would have no way to verify that he's doing so.
ButButTheJesus: @Blessings_from_the_Void :D
DiscordianTokkan: The only good thing about the nickname Mr Worldwide is that it reminds me of Mr. COOL ICE
Nydestroyer: So do these doors just make it really intense for normal workers to get through?
jibkat: FAIR WEATHER KARL FAN
neisan2112: Just like Marx
Gaytanic_Panic: Donk Stonkman
BusTed: Was it the Knicks?
karpma: I mean Karl Malone was legit a horrible individual.
gualdhar: wait, are we talking about famous mailman Post Malone?
Rynehawk: Horace f'n grant
PMAvers: Sure you can. Challenge him to a baseball game.
Omthebox: You're sure throwing out a lot of Nouns
NotCainNorAbel: there were a lot of great teams during that time of the NBA
ArkhamArchivist: I just became aware of his existence when I was today years old, so I'm cutting myself a little slack
CaptainSpam: The Pistons put up a rivalry then, but still...
Eille_k: can anyone confirm that Adam isn't just making up names
BusTed: They were iconic.
until_may: Jordan hated horace grant and they still won
xblue007: Aiwe pwane
Rynehawk: i mean they were no kurt rambis glasses
Mister_Hush: I once tried to read a biography about a basketball man for points in a school-library-based scoring system, and I could not make it through that biography. I don't even remember who it was about.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: So remember when you two were playing Leon's campaign, and it cut briefly to a conversation with Chris while he was flying a fighter jet? I'll give you one guess where that jet came from originally.
plummeting_sloth: that sounds dangerously like a gun fact Ben
Haroldholmes25: missed the thing in the plane
combatiblewombatible: not parks n rec?
GhostValv: deadlift shrimp?
iamn0tg00d: Luke Longley was there to take up space.
Tangsm: Oh, there was a shootie medallion thing on the plane.
TheBearBee: missed a collectabile in the plane
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, there was a circle shooty thing in the cockpit
jibkat: best RE ever?
fhorrigan: It's a videogame Ben, I don't go there for realism
Tiber727: There was a blue medallion in the plane.
Ba_Dum_Tish: The plane has displayed a loop Adam you must concede
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, a shooty thing.
Gaytanic_Panic: Shiny check
sydnius: SHOOTY
Tangsm: You didn't miss it.
Officinalis: Chris' voice actor must have loved making those *BLUOUGGH* noises
Tangsm: You hit it first try.
circusofkirkus: sorry my bad
Omthebox: No
SirMorek: what a gamer, so keen eyed
Omthebox: oh oops
jibkat: No
PaperDoopliss: Good eye streamer :D
Gaytanic_Panic: Liberate the shinies
Gildan_Bladeborn: Went back and checked completely unprompted.
jibkat: Wiggins is playing
CaptainSpam: Watching what?
MegaDosX: I've been alt tabbed for a bit, sorry
couldntpickausername: I'm listening, you're on the other monitor
HeroSMTwitch: wow very cool survival horror game
iamn0tg00d: WHo was he stabbing?
ButButTheJesus: I am THIS time...
TheGreySeraphim: im doing math homework
lochnessseammonster: i don't watch, just listen for the sports facts
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Didn't you call for no backseating... yeesh, can't please you two. :)
vouru: ummm... sorta?
Scy_Anide: I'm doing my maw quests for the 14-thousandth time
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am mostly listening as I am also working
NotCainNorAbel: how do I watch an audio podcast?
wargodmogis: I mean, i could be playing ME.
iamn0tg00d: Our bad.
xblue007: they have the 'survival' part to some degree
multeyemeteor: Well, there's some surviving, and the game is horrible. It all adds up
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's more of a "maggot" than a slug, per se.
BusTed: It looks like someone carrying two oversized pigs-in-a-blanket
ashesandmochi: i LOVE the way the grubs run
couldntpickausername: lrrSLOTH_FC
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun hey Adam, if this game had no pretensions to horror, would you say that it makes a good action shootymans game?
plummeting_sloth: in the grand hierarchy of survival stories, you've got man vs nature, man vs himself, man vs man and of course man vs zombie piloted Harrier Jump Jet
Ciijay: from what ive seen with the other vods it doesnt seem so great action shooty
Nydestroyer: sometimes the animations are pretty dope
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Thanks for taking the hit for us then.
Mister_Hush: I feel like you have a vested interest in saying that, Adam
OnyxOblivion: i played this 1.75 times i dont know why
Scy_Anide: Ben and Adam just make it look good.
lochnessseammonster: it's the content we crave
plummeting_sloth: why is she playing this through the ships speakers
jibkat: I would assume BIG TWITCH would say that
NotCainNorAbel: and sales tank
ButButTheJesus: BRAISE CUDE
BusTed: My eyes!
KeytarCat: too slow for action
infinity_225: Thats why Im here
Bluedevyl: EVERY time someone says "I'm watching your back" I can't help but think of the scene from Robin Hood Men In Tights... "Your back just got punched twice..."
NotCainNorAbel: braven10PRISM
iamn0tg00d: Hey, that's what I'm doing.
hesterbyrde: Ada is actually Loki's femme form.
tergonis: the quisatz cataract!
Makrosian_Tae: @hesterbyrde I'd buy it
saucemaster5000: RE8's a huge letdown after this rollercoaster
SirMorek: I feel seen
neisan2112: Correct, I'm playing Mass Effect
OnyxOblivion: HEY THATS WHY IM DOING
Rynehawk: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Stormthius: I feel seen
lirazel64: Yep!
DarkMorford: @Bluedevyl Not gonna lie, probably my favorite Brooks film
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no, I'm actively watching every moment of this stream.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I will fully admit to be working on 3d stuff right now
xblue007: Got it down to a tee
kerbalized_: thats exactly right lol
Eille_k: i'm playing binding of isaac how di dyou know exactly what i'm doing.
notthepenguins: real talk thats what im doing while i work on my art project
OldManJohnsonMB: adam just described me, and half of chat
Nigouki: nope, this is definitely one of the few main monitor shows
Rhynerd: I mean, that's how I've enjoyed it for the most part
Pharmacistjudge: well, i'm at work...so that's basically what's happening
fhorrigan: i am deffo playing Baldur's Gate 2 at the same time.
fastlane250: currently down a monitor so you guys are the main event
Crimall: literally what im doing while working
NavelWarfare: Where would you rate it on a scale of 1 to "...oh boy"?
plummeting_sloth: we need to teach a bot to play this game so everyone else can just MST3K it
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I have you on my first monitor while I exercise! :D
Makrosian_Tae: I'm building a couch!
Enki1256: No. No, I can't say I've met a single person who actually liked this game.
SirMorek: I like you engaging with this video game
Astral_Apache: I came here to see spooks, not to be called out on exactly what im doing right now
hesterbyrde: That is literally what I'm doing. Y'all are keeping me company while I do paperwork and I'll look over when I hear the amazing Adam laugh.
sydnius: Open Z door
KeytarCat: Man, I watch dedicated
Ciijay: so Adam is encouraging us to watch during work! :P
Excalibur_1867_: This game was my first RE experience
iamn0tg00d: "Enjoy"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but I will say that I'm paying way more attention to you guys than my actual task
Gascitygaming: Also, hey Ben, congrats on getting on that twitch tweet about Mass Effect!
Mister_Hush: I'll make fun of you if you like this video game.
NotCainNorAbel: I'm just making fun of the video game
xblue007: It seems fine. You NEED to play it with a friend From what it seems like
MyBuddySuperfly: no, please, DO make fun of me
Arclight_Dynamo: No, they've just been playing bad games recently. :P
Bluedevyl: @DarkMorford Oh, mine too... 100% They're all good, but thats one that you can watch any time with basically anyone. Its great.
saucemaster5000: the one door you gently open
Rhynerd: Man, Ada sure did switch to that red shirt really quickly
CaptainSpam: "It's Ada! And I've conveniently decided not to notice she's inverted the colors of her entire outfit!"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: "If you enjoy this game I'm not trying to make fun of you... people like you don't need any more issues."
NoTomToLose: Can I at least get a bug??
plummeting_sloth: Shot em with your crossbow stebe
OmnipotentTrevor: CaptainSpam, neither did the streamers, so there's that
hesterbyrde: scooty scooty
Gaytanic_Panic: Spooders
Nydestroyer: the spiders have guns
Gaytanic_Panic: Scooty spoodies
A_Dub888: "Welp Dave, you drew the short straw. Get out there, we'll provide moral suppport."
Rynehawk: as one does
Nydestroyer: wtf
NavelWarfare: At least he got an upgrade from a crossbow before he died. RIP Dave, gone before his time
BusTed: Lookin' creepy.
plummeting_sloth: in pest management, usually kill the ones with the guns first
sydnius: RAID
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you two notice that Ada's changed her entire outfit so that everything was the inverse of the way that it was in the previous cutscene?
Tiber727: Maybe Dave just jumped the gun. All those other guys were preparing an ambush, but he wanted all the credit.
juneblue58: Time to get a big cup and put them outside.
lochnessseammonster: they're just fuelling our nightmares
HeroSMTwitch: are you guys playing 7 and 8 after this?
Gildan_Bladeborn: They would eventually do something.
FarronTheRed: This is my Spider prototype. What does it do? Spider things? Yeah but how is it a weapon? Spider things!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think they drop onto you.
CompletelyUnsure: @Gildan_Bladeborn I don't think they *care*
ButButTheJesus: they actually have two playthroughs of 7
neisan2112: It's been like 3 years almost
breathlessisthehunt: I just rewatched it lol, so good
neisan2112: It was like 2018
Gildan_Bladeborn: @CompletelyUnsure - I mean, probably not, no. But I genuinely think they simply haven't noticed all of the previous times that's happened.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Blessings_from_the_Void: It's nice that you can shoot their clothes off
ashesandmochi: their suits remind me of heartless riku
Mordin_Solus_Sings: These enemies look like a season-1 Power Rangers villain
iamn0tg00d: Why do the badguys look like extras from an Aquaman film?
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham picked up on it pretty much instantly.
PMAvers: "I'm sorry!" Ben was not sorry.
CyberColossus: hey Adam you can see the different ammo types you have under your ammow there? is there a shortcut button?
jibkat: Thats one way to drop grenades
Excalibur_1867_: I can't wait till 8, I've heard good things about it
rabbitgta: won't need healing if Ben kills you
BusTed: I throw flash grenades at your life total directly!
Pharmacistjudge: it might have despawned by now
plummeting_sloth: well, we've learned an important lesson about the "non-lethal" nature of flashbangs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Attack their life points directly!
ArkhamArchivist: Exodia! That's Possible!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Um...
BusTed: They wear hats on their feet.
CaptainSpam: In the mirror world, hamburgers eat people! It's HORRIFYING. What do you guys have?
Tempest_of_Thought: You may have absolutely decimated my life total, but you've also activated my trap card!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think it's meant to be the reflection of the water. But it's way too good of a reflection to be believable.
saucemaster5000: I honestly can't be bother to actually play this series anymore -- even 7 looked like a fun movie with some dumb video game stuff in the way, much prefer watching
Rynehawk: im pretty sure thats axe body spray, not first aid spray
Saintnex: I think its y
Mister_Hush: AIM and hit Y
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a thing you do when you have it equipped.
iamn0tg00d: Ewwwww I got maggot guy on me.
FarronTheRed: Rest of this playthrough: Adam = Grenades
Gildan_Bladeborn: It took Graham a while to realize that's how that worked also, if memory serves.
sydnius: lrrHEART
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game doesn't really make it obvious.
ButButTheJesus: LIBERTY
jibkat: that guard was one day to retirment
DiscordianTokkan: He Kramered in, and got some LIBERTY
Excalibur_1867_: Liberated!
Laserbeaks_Fury: All hand on deck...and arms...and legs
Bluedevyl: Dude just needed a pee!
jibkat: his WIFE is waiting for him on the boat
BusTed: Hail!
Tiber727: Is bug retirement where the queen eats you because you're not useful any more?
iamn0tg00d: Hey guys keep it down in... BOOM
Tangsm: Ada is walking too. She gets it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: So these guys can have their entire heads just turn into a tentacle, so they start blindly flailing around the room.
Tangsm: You did say nobody can run forever. Now you can walk.
CaptainSpam: I mean, real-Ada isn't helping her case much.
plummeting_sloth: Typing of the Dead had way more dignity than this game
HeroSMTwitch: 1+1=3
KeytarCat: teamwork
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, in-universe Chris and Piers must be colorblind.
BusTed: Oops whoops.
PMAvers: Typing of the Dead: Overkill as a palette cleanser when RE6 is done?
iamn0tg00d: "I found her!" "Yeah, I'm right here, I can see her too."
jibkat: Tiber727 bugretirment is when they go north to the farm
multeyemeteor: Ben trying to heal Adam with his grenade launcher
ButButTheJesus: BLAM "oops"
HundreydAundre: & can't even discard bad gun? Or is it to rather have bad gun & not need it?
lochnessseammonster: it's always the last one...
Quentastic: @CaptainSpam That might be a bit spoilery
iamn0tg00d: Now ben is the captain
xblue007: Looking forward to the House of the Dead Remastered? Made by the same people that made the Panzer Dragoon remake.
ArkhamArchivist: Ah, so that's Ben's plan to get a better rating than Adam
fastlane250: return of BEENF
BusTed: Musta ricocheted
BrindleBoar: spray pattern
IgnisDeus: why are you fighting aliens that look like they tried to dress up like ant man?
BrindleBoar: do you win when you kill him?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @IgnisDeus - Because this is how Resident Evil thinks viruses work.
Dog_of_Myth: Why would you shoot Paul Rudd? :(
jibkat: He knows what he did
xblue007: not the bees
HeroSMTwitch: NOT THE BEES
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
SmoreThanAFeelin: wowwww
ButButTheJesus: omg
IgnisDeus: Wicker man? Where's nick cage now? lol
bv310: If you rearrange the letters in Paul Rudd, it spells out ALBERT WESKER
Dog_of_Myth: Good Joke Streamer
Gildan_Bladeborn: When those J'avo turn into cocoons... the bees could also come from the cocoons.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
jibkat: GOLD
sydnius: lrrWOW
Officinalis: I like my action heroes like I like my coffee. Covered in BEES!
Gildan_Bladeborn: So watch out for that.
GhostValv: :O
lochnessseammonster: nooo
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not the bees!
NavelWarfare: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
BrindleBoar: what that tongue do
iamn0tg00d: I'll punch a bee in its face.
shendaras: Is she batman?
ButterBall000: Bees are just nectar jars
NavelWarfare: !findquote bees
LRRbot: Quote #5820: "Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword." Graham [2019-02-13]
notthepenguins: just shoot the cloud
BrindleBoar: responsible firearm usage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, yes, very clear.
MegaDosX: I see a snarling dragon
Gildan_Bladeborn: I see a horse.
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
BusTed:
Officinalis: The Loch Ness monster.
lochnessseammonster: it me!
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:04.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Noooo, boxes to smash, being left unsmashed!
MegaDosX: !updog
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Roger_Job329: ahhh entertainment
Pharmacistjudge: they must line up single file to hide their numbers
Rynehawk: NOT THE YOUNGLINGS
iamn0tg00d: Ben describes shapes: The stream
HeroSMTwitch: this stream is a clip generator
plummeting_sloth: ah, I remember this desk!
Pantsravaganza: Ben! You were meant to be the chosen one!
plummeting_sloth: a highly vaultable desk
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or one very much like it.
jibkat: haha
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, I remember this aircraft carrier! Graham had a very important question to ask Dix about it!
plummeting_sloth: man has places to be
jibkat: screw this, they dont pay me enough
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's tactically retreating.
HeroSMTwitch: I've been watching the RE4 streams and I'm wondering where a merchant is
SirMorek: this game is perfect
SmoreThanAFeelin: trying so hard
Juliamon: Ah, this game's AI is so good
DiscordianTokkan: "Noooo, I didn't sign up for thiiiiis"
Cunobelenos: Run away!
iamn0tg00d: He wants none of that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Flawless AI.
iamn0tg00d: Fuck that, those guys have grenade launchers
Pantsravaganza: All that boulder punching is paying off
Gascitygaming: Droopy
Gascitygaming: ?
Tangsm: I bet the accuracy score on this grenade launcher run is going to be great.
jibkat: hands above the desk Ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben that sounds lewd
SnowbirdMike: LOL
plummeting_sloth: good joke streamer
Dog_of_Myth: Slower Ben. :p
ButButTheJesus: UGHH
Gascitygaming: Are Ben'a allergies acting up?
Rynehawk: jesus eat a fiber muffin LUL
ButButTheJesus: UOUHH
plummeting_sloth: also why would that control that
xblue007: CONTENT
Haroldholmes25: not this game
Ba_Dum_Tish: When did Ben get replaced by droopy dog?
SirMorek: Burma Shave
MegaDosX: We'd never yell at you
Enki1256: Yell.
Arclight_Dynamo: *Shouty Noises*
sydnius: Pickle Quest
CaptainSpam charges up the yell-at-Adam machine
xblue007: I yell at you
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: We'd never... we can only type... in caps.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Who are we to say why ceiling compartments would open via crank?
plummeting_sloth: WE'VE NEVER YELLED AT YOU
MegaDosX: Well thanks guys, making me a liar
MegaDosX: Damnit Twitch chat
Pharmacistjudge: how can we yell? we're text on a screen
Gildan_Bladeborn: We can't even strictly speaking "talk" to you.
jibkat: We <3 you Adam
Gascitygaming: there was a firefight!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Type at you, sure.
moraliseborne: YELLING
jamesthedabbler: Ben sounds stuffed up, is he feeling ok?
ButButTheJesus: BOSS IS COMING
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Adam's gamer sense it going haywire
hesterbyrde: But the boss fights are always so good. >.>
Makrosian_Tae: Yelling at Adam is like kicking a dog. Nobody would ever do it, but you know SOMEONE's done it
Pantsravaganza: Yay. Unlocked meaningful content. oh wait, no
Brainoctopussolutions: Why so sad, the boss fights in this game are always so good
circusofkirkus: I only yell at James
MegaDosX: JUST SHOOT HER YOU DINGUS
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well yes, you yell at us all the time.
wargodmogis: Wait, she changed clothes again?
CaptainSpam: And they don't just open fire because...?
Tangsm: Okay, I'm guessing now she uses the grappling hook.
Asimech: How could "we" yell at you, "we" are a figment of _your_ imagination, Adam.
Kramburger: I mean I haven't 'yelled'
wargodmogis: Are there two Ada's?
ashesandmochi: hopefully this means the end of the campaign
Rynehawk: as you watch these cut scenes remember, anything worth doing is worth doing again
Rhynerd: Its Roger.
ashesandmochi: also how did they not notice the outfit differences
Ba_Dum_Tish: My name is Roger.
Gascitygaming: that would hurt... SO BAD!\
MegaDosX: No more escapes
Arclight_Dynamo: Is "Captain" just as forbidden as "Daddy?" Discuss.
Saintnex: AMERICA
plummeting_sloth: "Ever Since Edonia" is my Sufjan Steven's cover band
Mister_Hush: DAMACIA
DiscordianTokkan: And LIBERTY
Ba_Dum_Tish: I have the high ground!
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EnglishGrinn: Garbage dialogue hurts my soul
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Pharmacistjudge: complete global saturation
ashesandmochi: after all of that damage??
Arclight_Dynamo: Why is Ada doing all of this?
ButButTheJesus: COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CASTRATION
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember when Chris screamed at Leon to, and I quote, "Get out of there!"
A_Dub888: Raccoon World?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you're at that part.
MegaDosX: WHAT
BusTed: deuces
Master_Gunner: *finally*
CaptainSpam: "Welp, bye!"
snortablecola: DRIVE BY
MegaDosX: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
ChainedDreamer: Yessssssss
Gascitygaming: warcraft voice "Job Done"
Manae: Wow
viridimayai: finally someone shoots her!
GhostValv: lol
plummeting_sloth: "Touche"
SirMorek: Well played!?
HeroSMTwitch: see ya
combatiblewombatible: holy moly
Nydestroyer: LUL
jibkat: nooooo
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
Astral_Apache: !game good
Mister_Hush: THIS GAME SUCKS
Arclight_Dynamo: Splat!
ButButTheJesus: WAT
MegaDosX: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
quillilian: gottem!
GhostValv: wait we could have done that the entire time!
notthepenguins: the helicopter drive by
Gascitygaming: fboutchdown
HeroSMTwitch: hi... bye
fastlane250: splat
xblue007: I'm going to the one place not overrun with capitalism ... heh.... Space!
SnackPak_: this game rules!
Makrosian_Tae: No! Not in the boobs!
A_Dub888: benginWat
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
chaostreader: Why was there no exit wound?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: They didn't even give the player the satisfaction of doing that themselves?!
DiscordianTokkan: "Guess I'll die!"
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
ChainedDreamer: LIBERATED
CaptainSpam: Confirm the kill... nah, it's happy hour!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
UnkeptFlea: 10/10 game of the year
moraliseborne: i want to say i missed something but i honestly dont think i did
Astral_Apache: right between the tits
HeroSMTwitch: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Yup, just put the vial in your pocket. No problem.
NoTomToLose: "I can tell by looking at this vial, the virus is different"
jibkat: Who shot her?
niccus: they're _trying_ to do a bit of a twist here, but the carryout isn't great
combatiblewombatible: she got quickscoped
SirMorek: Ada is going to get up, and say "oof, playing dead was hard"
plummeting_sloth: The Family
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is... kind of correct, yes.
Gascitygaming: was that wesker?
xblue007: PLASTIC SURGERY
ashesandmochi: as a biochem major it always amuses me when they make biological things colourful liquids
notthepenguins: bet they shot her with ingection juice
GhostValv: clone of wesker I bet
Brainoctopussolutions: A clone? that's the dumbest explaination you could have suggested
Pharmacistjudge: !spoilers
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Good thing Ada has been colour coding this whole game
notthepenguins: infection
Asimech: Clone or a twin sister, guaranteed.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, this one was wearing a lot of Blue, and Ada like, wore Red in the Leon one
NavelWarfare: Remember Ada showed up for the final boss in Leon's campaign
sydnius: Hologram
Arclight_Dynamo: @ashesandmochi "This one is also vaguely brown and stinky."
Tangsm: He's going to sit on that virus as soon as you get back to the car. Like putting a pen in your pocket.
Makrosian_Tae: @brainoctopussolutions that's exactly why it works
plummeting_sloth: wait, is there a SECOND aircraft carrier?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also Chris told Leon that she was dead... and then she showed up.
BusTed: Awesome.
DiscordianTokkan: HSWP
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which Ben and Adam knew (but forgot).
NavelWarfare: Let's go!
Rhynerd: @plummeting_sloth yep! And this one fires missiles.
wargodmogis: 3 keys
NightValien28: I like the picture someone made of potemink dressed as axl LUL
Pantsravaganza: Keys!
Tangsm: Fire 3 missiles at it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right, THIS part.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good thing they appeared on our mini map
Ballistic_Meatball: a fetch quest... this far into the game...
ChainedDreamer: Keeeeeeys
Makrosian_Tae: A fetch quest? Here? Now??
Gascitygaming: missile shaped keys
iamn0tg00d: I forgot that aircraft carriers are called that because of all the missiles they carry.
MadmanOreo: Hey looks, there's one right next to this conspicuously destroyed grate in the floor.
sydnius: monkey
jibkat: Monkey?
Haroldholmes25: @Makrosian_Tae it's a great game
fastlane250: ew
MegaDosX: Gross.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember the last time you had to find 3 keys scattered around a place, in China? The developers wouldn't pull the same trick on you twice, would th... oh look, they did.
Tangsm: Lamprey?
OnyxOblivion: oh these kids
like_100_bears: re6 is basically just "fetch-quests thw game"
Enki1256: Tha-fook.
wargodmogis: It's twitch chat
MegaDosX: Oh it's a chestburster, extra gross
Gildan_Bladeborn: So you "can" kill them
viridimayai: Dramatic intro, I get it, but um, what was this guy doing there?
plummeting_sloth: So, NeoUmbrella acquired TWO Aircraft carriers, which would make it the 2nd most powerful Navy on Earth, and somehow they feel that they still need to do the whole bioterrorism thing
jamesthedabbler: These things
sorinthecat: what did i stumble upon
Makrosian_Tae: Jesus fuck I hate it!
BluJester: this ship is full of babies
iamn0tg00d: Every RE game is fetch quest the game.
Brainoctopussolutions: Never question how fast these life cycles are
Gildan_Bladeborn: They fall into a lot of pieces, and it takes a lot of bullets, but they will actually die.
HeroSMTwitch: I think they copied Alien's homework
DarkMorford: Is the door a jar?
like_100_bears: avoid them or find somewhere to mulch them
Pantsravaganza: Gameplay!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... die in the sense that they stop fighting you - they never stop moving or making that noise.
jibkat: Chris!
wargodmogis: I've seen this hentai
ButButTheJesus: OM NOM NOM
MegaDosX: A face full of zombie wing wong
sorinthecat: imma go now lol
BusTed: Now you play as this character.
Tangsm: That was a long scene.
viridimayai: That took a long time
Officinalis: That was so extra
Enki1256: Did they feel the need to animate that.
Makrosian_Tae: I hate...everything about this
Pharmacistjudge: the deaths in Resident evil games take too long
MadmanOreo: great reaction time there, chris.
Asimech: I didn't expect to see a baby khezu in RE, but it _is_ a Capcom property, so.
Mr_Horrible: like c'mon man
UnkeptFlea: they spent so much time making that animation they had to use it again
Gildan_Bladeborn: I love how he only yells out AFTER the chest-bursting thing happens.
HeroSMTwitch: juuuust in case you didn't know what was going to happen
iamn0tg00d: There goes the best driver in BSAA
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, so that's what Windows Update is for!
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh right! this part!
jibkat: Oh, no
monakai: These monsters have the longest death cutscenes. This was also the meat grinder monster
Mister_Hush: Survival Horror
fastlane250: i feel like a "skip long death scene after the first time" button has never been implemented in a game like this, ever
Gascitygaming: Install baby C:Program files/ Mommy & Daddy/
Gildan_Bladeborn: The top halves and bottom halves can operate independently.
strapping_lad: Resident EVIL the game with absolute zero chill about opening doors
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know they're dead if they drop items.
prov0lone_cheese: deadass just out of nowhere the fuel tanks catch on fire checks out to me
Pantsravaganza: Maybe if we do this exact section twice it'll suck less.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're not going to get up again, you've "functionally" killed them.
62MGcobra: if they get up just knock them down again
Officinalis: It's so sad. pieBleThump
Gildan_Bladeborn: You very briefly couldn't initially, at the beginning.
kumatsu: Champ-yun
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're just normal enemies now though.
Brainoctopussolutions: Random fires and a security system that locks that specific room? This was definietly and Umbrella ship
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have fun finding all these keys, I remember Graham playing this section. It took a while.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like wow
iamn0tg00d: Why is there blood all over the place?
iamn0tg00d: Oh, that's why.
CaptainSpam: These things just seem to fall down easy, then squirm a lot.
Arclight_Dynamo: I seem to recall G had a lot more trouble with those things here.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They can also throw their hands at you.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or the legs will charge at you and kick you.
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe the acid rounds are the only thing that can super end them?
Brainoctopussolutions: Is Adam not supposed to have so many grenade rounds?
lirazel64: Yeah, that noise is unsettling.
Ba_Dum_Tish: All these bioweapons seem like a bad investment. They seem very easily killed by guns and completely uncontrollable
Gildan_Bladeborn: I could not begin to explain how you get to that last key.
plummeting_sloth: "I wish they wouldn't make the weird squeeling noises" Adam Savidan, Kindergarden Teacher
xblue007: oh resident evil revilations
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Ba_Dum_Tish: The drops are random and since Adam has extra drop rate he is getting lucky
Gildan_Bladeborn: If the game didn't want him to have all those slenades for his gruncher, it would not have dropped them for him to pick up.
Gascitygaming: that is so hard not to do (as a teacher)
jibkat: Why does Billy swear now?
DiscordianTokkan: You'd make a good Shop teacher
Arclight_Dynamo: "Alright, listen up you damn wiener kids..."
CaptainSpam: "Hm... all this business of falling flat on your back when anything hits you might be annoying... what can I do to balance it? I know! Knock them down *at random* as the ship lists back and forth!"
saucemaster5000: just teach them ony swear words to be sure
Makrosian_Tae: Adam, I just got off the phone with my uncle, Jebediah Capcom, and he says you have too many grenades
theleerm: i've worked with kids before and its a real struggle tbh
coldhands0802: Why was there a create in that bed?
Gascitygaming: like i want to talk with them for real, as a highschool teacher specifically
Ba_Dum_Tish: Look kids there are no stupid questions just stupid kids
Asimech: So it would be like that one scene from Blues Brothers, but without the nun?
SirMorek: depends what you're teaching. I'd take "git gud 101"
Kramburger: Adam you'd be a good teacher for high school students in their final year or two "Look you don't have to be here, so stop wasting both of our time and shut up or get out"
bv310: I've sworn in front of my classes plenty. The trick is teaching high school where they just don't care at all >.>
xblue007: be smart NOW
sydnius: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: What is up, fellow kids? Kappa
Gascitygaming: The big thing to me is just be honest with them
bv310: If High schoolers like *ME*, you'd be fine
Himyul: you could tell them you're the Boshy
Gascitygaming: by like grade 11 the ones that don't want to be there just aren't there
monakai: I contend middle schoolers are the worst
Arclight_Dynamo: I still tense up when I walk past a group of teenage boys. I am 34 years old.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Waggle like the wind!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Boshy escape
jibkat: Wait, RE is stepping on you?
Brainoctopussolutions: These things seem pretty unthreatening, all things considered
Scy_Anide: Just be sure to tell your students to like comment and subscribe at the end of every class.
xblue007: Students hate him learn how to teach with this special wi-fi booster
SirMorek: gamer mode engaged for a moment there
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you have to watch for the hands.
BusTed: LUL
sydnius: lrrWOW
Tiber727: His left hand come off?
Ba_Dum_Tish: That guy is real hands on
plummeting_sloth: I have accidentally called my online classroom "chat" a couple of time
Gascitygaming: especially now with online classes lmao
Laserbeaks_Fury: Talk to the hand because the torso doesn't want to hear it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you see your current objective?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because it's amazing.
Himyul: I don't know, they seemed more hands off to me Kappa
Seth_Erickson: you say that every resident evil game though
Tiber727: That was really a reach.
Seth_Erickson: at least it feels that way
Gildan_Bladeborn: The lesson you should learn from RE games is... don't get used to that.
Gaytanic_Panic: my clipazine runneth over
Rynehawk: catch those hands
jibkat: Just T2 them
wargodmogis: Why is there a magma pit in the aircraft carrier?
like_100_bears: WUT
MadmanOreo: Ah yes, the thermo powered battleship
monakai: Good line, Chris
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also why do naval ships have a lava pit
Arclight_Dynamo: Please note there is a MOLTEN STEEL FOUNDRY in an AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
niccus: THIS SUCKS
plummeting_sloth: also, what part of a ship IS that
HeroSMTwitch: this is some revenge of the sith bull
itsr67: dialogue everyone
Tangsm: Why is there molten metal on a ship?
serramarkov: Was there a shoot 1 get 2 special>
Gascitygaming: why didn't you book an appointment?!
Blade_Tiger: Ah yes, the lava pit, standard on all aircraft carriers
serramarkov: ?
Pharmacistjudge: you don't have time to give them a hand?
ChainedDreamer: Why is the floor lava?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The molten steel part of the aircraft carrier.
PaperDoopliss: Leave a message and I'll get back to you within one business day, bitch
plummeting_sloth: are they forging cannon balls down there?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's very traditional.
Mister_Hush: @Arclight_Dynamo Where else do you keep your foundry?
Saintnex: ahh just need to throw our enemies in to the built in lava pit
raulghoulia: break?
Tangsm: That metal is gonna slosh! This is insane.
CaptainSpam: Just to confirm: Graham DID ask Dix to talk to his Navy friends to confirm that no, open molten metal vats are NOT standard equipment on an aircraft carrier.
Seth_Erickson: it wasn't lava it was molten metal
jibkat: it was the airplane factory
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: They should have brought in Lucas to really punch up that dialogue.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's VERY traditional, Adam.
Roger_Job329: cuz that's the real problem
Sunmare_Dragon: there playing minecraft
MegaDosX: Ben you've been playing too much Minecraft :p
jetpixi: Where else would you store your lava?
A_Dub888: Graham asked Dix if he served on any aircraft carriers with lava on them. His response: "What?"
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is for the cobble generator
Makrosian_Tae: That's definitely not OHSA compliant
DiscordianTokkan: I Lava good engine room
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Pharmacistjudge: those lava source blocks
chaostreader: Isnt Dix Army? Not Navy?
HundreydAundre: jlrrFacepalm
juneblue58: Now apparently Chris and Piers are trained pilots.
jibkat: how else could the boat make more planes without a forge?
Cunobelenos: @discordiantokkan sergePun
ButButTheJesus: yes, the lava is for making baby boats
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Ba_Dum_Tish: You either lava this game or hate it
Gildan_Bladeborn: What I love about that lava the most, is that it's quite possibly the least ridiculous thing that we're about to see once Adam and Ben resume playing.
fastlane250: jackbox tomorrow? neat
Haroldholmes25: an arena brawl cube sounds spicy, especially how good the other arena cube was
jamesthedabbler: Jackbox with LRR is always a good time
BusTed: s'up
jibkat: LRR is always a good time
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, those red vines are really going the distance, eh?
Seth_Erickson: I mean I like that it was just there, No explanation, no marked expression about it from either character. Which insinuates that in RE world Lava on Planes is in fact common place.
wynternyghtynggale: our favorite co stream red vine!
MAPBoardgames: Ben's here. Can we still say nice things about him?
LordZarano: You must be overselling it. Nothing could be as silly as open pits of lava on a ship
like_100_bears: @gildan_bladeborn yeah it's really about to go off the deep end
saucemaster5000: you canadians and your ketchup chips
strapping_lad: THOSE EXPENSIVE COLLECTORS EDITION KETCHUP CHIPS
strapping_lad: NICE
OldManJohnsonMB: Ben already made me go to Dairy Queen, is he going to make me have to get ketchup chips too?
Arclight_Dynamo: Roll credits.
Gildan_Bladeborn: $10 bag o'chips, yo.
Seth_Erickson: roll credits
Nigouki: WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY A HARRIER WHEN THE CARRIER WAS FULL OF RUSSIAN PLANES BEFORE
kdefinition: Noted Ace Pilot Chris Redfield
jibkat: YOU JUST KNOW HOW TO FLY A JUMPJET?
wynternyghtynggale: its an air jet ski
Tangsm: I don't think he knows how to fly that. he just pushed a button.
hesterbyrde: HOW DOES HE JUST KNOW HOW TO FLY THAT THING
ashesandmochi: makes me want all dressed
jibkat: THAT PLANE IS CALLED THE WIDOWMAKER
PMAvers: I remember this stage from Bayonetta
AkiraBalance27: he doesnt, hes just pressing buttons
Officinalis: Autopilot...clearly.
plummeting_sloth: now careful Chris, beause Neoumbrella has a THIRD aircraft carrier they'll use to protect their 2nd one
MAPBoardgames: One gunstar vs the entire Konan armada??
CaptainSpam: @Nigouki Russian planes? I thought it was full of molten metal. :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: Enjoy this section that is... playable, for some reason.
neisan2112: Oh god is this gonna be the massive airstrike? oh no
juneblue58: When did Chris and Piers have time to become professional military pilots?
Seth_Erickson: Wait when was it cool? Kappa
empyreon: SingsNote riffGasm SingsNote
Officinalis: Does anyone remember the cartoon Tomcats?
Mister_Hush: I love Ace Combat
niccus: you can totally turn Flight Simulator to a horror game, right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, you're flying.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben is doing the shooting.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leon couldn't fly a plane so clearly this is in the police trainnig Chris had
Sunmare_Dragon: do barrer roll
VmKid: Highway to the 賞撮鉭鉭鉏踝 DONGER ZONE 賞撮鉭鉭鉏踝... wow that was an OLD Twitch meme.
ashesandmochi: the MISSILE is carrying a virus
wynternyghtynggale: re
Pharmacistjudge: try a somersault!
Brainoctopussolutions: Did christ fly a plane in Code Veronica? I don't know when he picked this skill up
wynternyghtynggale: RE COD
ICitizenErasedI: it's very meta - the horror was us all along
Ba_Dum_Tish: It must be something you learn on the job as a police officer
strapping_lad: So Resident evil turned into ACE air combat suddenly
OmnipotentTrevor: member zombies?
niccus: there has to be a flight horror game out there somewhere
saucemaster5000: look it's very simple -- they're against freedom and we're here to liberate
Rynehawk: Call of Doodie
ButButTheJesus: nyoooom!
SnackPak_: pew pew pew
neisan2112: Man I feel like everyone that worked on this was like, I want to add this kind of thing and they did
Micsig: feel ace combat man
fastlane250: liberate the entire carrier
Asimech: @Brainoctopussolutions He was always at LIBERTY to learn it on his FREE time.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think they want you to shoot the helicopters at this particular juncture.
VmKid: Do a barrel roll PogChamp
wrapscalion: Its Sector Z on Star Fox
MegaDosX: How did this suddenly turn into Ace Combat?
MAPBoardgames: Why are we sending a jet against AA weapons?
Rynehawk: literally no chance they dont end up ejecting
Ba_Dum_Tish: They weren't very anti aircraft
Makrosian_Tae: I mean, in Halo someone has to DRIVE the warthog
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah - this bit is timed also.
Micsig: ALIUMS
Saintnex: timed sections! because they are SO fun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have "fun".
Seth_Erickson: Because if we destroyed it Ben how would Umbrella recover it?
Arclight_Dynamo: You took off from the carrier... used the plane to blow up weapons that only shoot at planes... then landed back on the carrier.
Saintnex: just engage hover mode in our JET
Micsig: BRRRRRT
saucemaster5000: look I'm anti aircraft bring back trains you heretics
ashesandmochi: missile.... missile viral vector..........
neisan2112: Whats wild is Ace Combat eventually became more scary than RE
SnackPak_: I'm confused
sydnius: Stop lunch???
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, he was talking about himself.
HeroSMTwitch: this is the most stable airplane of all time
like_100_bears: yeah that's a safe enough distance from a BOMB
Driosenth: the main gun of that fighter is probably a 20mm autocannon, that would tear the flight-deck to shreds
Officinalis: Wait...this is thing has VTOL?
Seth_Erickson: I don't think most planes have this kind of lateral stability
Fanklok: it feels like this game happened when an upper management type at capcom had call of duty explained to them by their 13 year old cousin but they didn't start listening til zombies were mentioned
Gildan_Bladeborn: When Graham played this, he was controlling Piers, so I've never seen this perspective.
BusTed: It's a Harrier thing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your favorite friend!
HeroSMTwitch: EL GIGANTE!!!
theleerm: callback!
saucemaster5000: so... when is a thing no longer a zombie?
like_100_bears: oh god it's gigante again
jetpixi: Well damn. Now I want red vines.
wynternyghtynggale: its peepy
Mister_Hush: VTOL
ArkhamArchivist: For the last time, my name is Pierce
Arclight_Dynamo: That is how Hariers work.
plummeting_sloth: nah. Harriers can
Arclight_Dynamo: *Harriers
Dog_of_Myth: Harrier jets can
jibkat: its a harrier jump jet
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how harrier jets work.
niccus: specially made jets
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jump jet, yo.
lemmel: Yup, jumpjet harrier
sydnius: Shoot peener
CaptainSpam: It's a type of jet and all.
Driosenth: the harrier amd F-35C can
niccus: bye
BusTed: rip
Kramburger: VTOL, Son
MechaKuuga: LUL
ashesandmochi: STEP
like_100_bears: run Ben, run!!
Micsig: jets also carry like 15s of ammo
plummeting_sloth: SMUSH
jibkat: its very hard to fly
spo8n: the wings spin
neisan2112: There are VERY Specific ones that can, but that is definitely not one of them.
RedbeardTheTechnical: well aint he a chonky boi
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
SirMorek: he showed you his feet
SmoreThanAFeelin: biggg stomps
ashesandmochi: stepped on by the wrong RE monster
jamesthedabbler: WOW
monakai: something someting pay for that
plummeting_sloth: too busy arguing about jet facts
neisan2112: That plane is 100% not a harrier aircraft...
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're not in one of the jets that do that, no. But there are jets that "could" work like that.
Crimall: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Showing feet on main
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Harriers can also only do it for like 10 seconds but videogames
mark_cimino: bonecrusher giant?
jetpixi: Discussing
HeroSMTwitch: what happened to the countdown?
Saintnex: welp
ICitizenErasedI: ben should have paid more attention to #jetfacts
saucemaster5000: you gotta cross the streams
Saintnex: there goes Ben's S rank
HundreydAundre: Oh, I thought.... that; I thought that death was scripted.
BusTed: ben is getting comfortable with it
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, I wish piers would have just... been sucked into the engine when he made that jump.
TeacherSeanTV: This seems like a Jetski kinda moment
shendaras: Can you... shoot the missile?
wynternyghtynggale: have a burgy with peepy
plummeting_sloth: the monster is a trained missile technician
jibkat: why not fly around
The_Color_Twelve: because cannons def couldn't damage that missile
Tangsm: Now you're just going to race a missile.
Rhynerd: Missile is required by plot to fire.
Micsig: that's how carrier missiles totally work btw
Brainoctopussolutions: the more I think about this section the more baffling it gets
like_100_bears: what just happened to Pierce's accent?
notthepenguins: oh right this was during the leon campaign
Kramburger: og teh noes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no - we WERE the zombies!
Tiber727: @Tangsm I'm betting you have to jump on the missile and steer it away from the city.
Arclight_Dynamo: So you're saying this is Chris' fault.
CaptainSpam: "Leon! Where are you!" "Chris! We're just outside of Tachti, why?" "Just wanted to check in! It's been a while!"
fastlane250: Instant Zombie Gas strikes again
DiscordianTokkan: They're Blue, badabei
ButButTheJesus: Oops All Zombies
mark_cimino: everyone in the cloud gets zombified
BrindleBoar: ripperoni
saucemaster5000: does chris just peace out now?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man this game is so bonkers. Did everyone just 'yes and'
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you guys did exactly what you were meant to, the game just sets you up for failure.
spleenlord: The real zombies were the friends we made along the way
Mister_Hush: @Tiber727 I love the end of Just Cause 2
Tangsm: @Tiber727 You have to rip it apart by hand, like Saint's Row.
ashesandmochi: missile viral vector
neisan2112: Yeeee
neisan2112: Good
BrindleBoar: the new one, or the old one
lamina5432: these cutscenes where all the budget went
Saintnex: Nothing like reusing assets like cutscenes
saucemaster5000: it's on several streaming services right now
MechaKuuga: I watched Dune recently, its still hella weird
Seth_Erickson: We watched Hitchhiker's Guide because it's fantastic
Gildan_Bladeborn: Something in the way that music sting right before that glass broke WAS reminiscent of Dune's score.
mark_cimino: wasn't tht when sting was an assassin?
neisan2112: I'm reading book 3 rn
Defrost: Should watch doom
TeacherSeanTV: Oh, I thought you said "Doom" hahaha
Officinalis: Dune get's weirder the more you watch it.
HundreydAundre: Ada wins...??
saucemaster5000: I'm with Ben on that one
Gascitygaming: oh IT IS lol
CaptainSpam: Would you say it's a little... DRY?
Gildan_Bladeborn: *the word sounded went missing from my previous sentence.
Rhynerd: And now Leon and Helena are trapped in either the tutorial or the part of the campaign where they have to escape the city and fight Simmons at least 3 more time
SrMuskrat: Aren't they making a dune remake
plummeting_sloth: man, I would ahve loved to see what Hitchhikers Guide would have looked like if Douglas hadn't died partway through it
BrindleBoar: DUN not DUM
StephenMcSteve: it's so long
neisan2112: It gets much better. Can't fucking wait for the new movie
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dune is... an odd film.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Dune is up on. HBOnow in the states. Not sure if its the same for Canada
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Herbert needed a stricter editor
TeacherSeanTV: I was like, why the hell do you have an urge to watch DOOM? hahaha
mark_cimino: nom nom nom
Arclight_Dynamo: According to Ian, Dune is great if you indulges in a substance.
groulux: Arakys ...Desert planet
Defrost: Adam, why not both :D
BrindleBoar: WESKER CHRIS LEON ROGER
ICitizenErasedI: @Arclight_Dynamo like ... spice? :p
Tangsm: He holds down the talk button for his pregnant pause. That's fantastic.
mark_cimino: anyone, anyone, muller, anyone
saucemaster5000: Dune is an exercise of weird over compelling.... or interesting. But hey, Sting!
Neddy471: Arrakkis, Dune, Desert Planet.
Arclight_Dynamo: @ICitizenErasedI ...sure. :D
jibkat: DANGER ZZONE
PMAvers: Let's get a vaccine from these antibodies to all these dead people.
wynternyghtynggale: no jet only jet ski
HeroSMTwitch: who the heck is this lady?
fastlane250: Dang Car Zone
Neddy471: The Miniseries is better.
Seth_Erickson: IS there a reason Leon is so beat up about Ada dying?
like_100_bears: i'm leeeevin', ON a jet plaaaane!
ashesandmochi: 5 minute vaccine synthesis
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now... to go into the underwater secret complex, that's improbably massive.
TeacherSeanTV: S rank???
hesterbyrde: Yeah cause you can totally just... fly those anywhere. They get great range........
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben how dare you be funny
jamesthedabbler: @Seth_Erickson Had the hots for her
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Leon *likes* likes her
BusTed:
BrindleBoar: Seth_Erickson he's in love with her, even though she's a jerk
ButButTheJesus: eueueuehhhh
combatiblewombatible: ben is just bebber
MegaDosX: Nice.
Brainoctopussolutions: Leon and Ada are in love and soulmates. It doesn't make any sense but apparently it's true and mutual
Rynehawk: nice
ArkhamArchivist: One of those Adam deaths was Ben blowing him up, so it shouldn't even be close
saucemaster5000: neat
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Seth_Erickson: Ah I see he was just a horn man on main
MegaDosX: Ben has nice hundred points
Officinalis: I am literally 100 away from 69K
KeytarCat: Srank. Srank? SRAAAAAANK!
BrindleBoar: but what's the mystery skill? is it a boat?
hatboozeparty: ew
ya_boi_choco: am i wrong or does Piers look like a grown up Sid from Toy story?
KeytarCat: you can change skill loadout on the fly
Gildan_Bladeborn: She constantly "betrays" him, but also helps him.
SirMorek: cmon twitch chat, ada is dead
NoTomToLose: I mean Helena told him directly he had feelings for Ada at the end of theirs
ArkhamArchivist: Sid got *sent* to the military
DiscordianTokkan: This is why he didn't have time for Woody anymore
CaptainSpam: Yeah, Ada, in her signature blue outfit that she always has, is dead!
jibkat: That was a robot
ButButTheJesus: she's DEAD, forEVER
Pharmacistjudge: Sid was a garbage person in Toy Story 3 I thought
notthepenguins: no one who gets shot can live
hesterbyrde: Not only did we see her get shot, we saw an actual splattered body.
lyropithic: In this series? Death is definitely permanent
Seth_Erickson: If there's one thing I know about RE games it's that when things die they stay dead.
HeroSMTwitch: Ada's story is just really short
Pharmacistjudge: as in a garbageman i mean
Defrost: No shipping people who sank
jibkat: isnt it ironic
jibkat: dont you think
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also we know for a fact she's not dead.
juneblue58: There were two different Adas; one wearing the blue outfit, another wearing a red outfit.
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad they found a third underground lab to put in this game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its like RAIIIIIN
ICitizenErasedI: like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
plummeting_sloth: there weren't enough yet
Arclight_Dynamo: Welcome... to Rapture...
Roger_Job329: Pieres looks like Cody Rhodes.
Dmc3628: like that futurama scene
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jetpixi: 24 months. That's 24yrs in dog years.
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theleerm: I R O N Y
Tangsm: Alanis Morisette over here.
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jetpixi: how many labs?!
ashesandmochi: wait what's with this water
Gildan_Bladeborn: We had that whole fight with "mutated Derek" in Leon's campaign.
Master_Gunner: hey, this isn't underground, it's under*water*
DiscordianTokkan: benginRemy
ButButTheJesus: boorooroo!
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE ENGAGE! FULL BORK!
SirMorek: Bets on there being another temple level beneath the lab?
Master_Gunner: totally different
Brainoctopussolutions: I know it's obvious but spoilers guys
SmoreThanAFeelin: benginRemy benginRemy
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so this is 3 years since the end of Resi 1, got it
saucemaster5000: good for you poochie
BusTed: tqsBORK
TheBearBee: The construction companies responsible for building these are probs making bank
plummeting_sloth: Piers can't handle that level of committment
hesterbyrde: KISSSSSSS
jetpixi: I feel so inspired
Blade_Tiger: KISS KISS KISS
Haroldholmes25: he's gonna die huh
like_100_bears: it's not underGROUND, it's under WATER
theleerm: he doesnt have half the himbo power needed
strapping_lad: FREEDOM
HundreydAundre: >_<
CaptainSpam: This is their floor.
hesterbyrde: What even is this music?? Fucking kiss already
Driosenth: "IT"
monakai: MURICA
wickaboxet: The underground labs is where the evil resides
Seth_Erickson: Can you hear this Liberating music in the background
HundreydAundre: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm
plummeting_sloth: PIERS THEY HAD 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS
ButButTheJesus: *astronaut meme* You mean its all Umbrella?
ButButTheJesus: Always has been.
jetpixi: what a twist
plummeting_sloth: this costs WAY less than that
animated_fairy: It, obviously Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: New series favourite Pier
Gildan_Bladeborn: No Ben, Chris and Piers learned about Neo-Umbrella months ago.
Ballistic_Meatball: wait\
Ballistic_Meatball: they didn't kick that door open
BrindleBoar: cap'm
Seth_Erickson: Show up Ada please. It'd be perfect
Gildan_Bladeborn: In that flashback, that was super duper fun to play the entire time, and not tiresome.
HundreydAundre: Wut is this music!?
Ballistic_Meatball: is this a breach of contract?
NotCainNorAbel: Why does Chris have an iron knee?
plummeting_sloth: time to use Chris's patented hacking skills
Tangsm: Just push the "free hostages" button.
jibkat: Chris only has time for Chris
Driosenth: Oh, I remember this part of the game... It blows
SirMorek: he's married to his job
The_Color_Twelve: married to the job clearly
wargodmogis: You forgot that he's also a hunk
jetpixi: inconceivable!
ArkhamArchivist: I know you can take over for me Spears. I mean Pierce. Shit.
like_100_bears: *hacker voice* i'm in
The_Color_Twelve: or that boulder
Seth_Erickson: No Adam, He's married to his job. Kappa
Mordin_Solus_Sings: You forgot punch through boulders
ButButTheJesus: I'd love a hunting horn partner tbh
shendaras: Will he go all-in on a fight when he hits level 2, though?
Defrost: So this whole underwater base just lets people walk into the control room?? Like no key nothing?
hesterbyrde: Why do they hold people captive in this universe? They can literally bring tissue back to "life." If you need them just stick them on ice.
monakai: He did be mean to a bartender at the beginning of the campaign
ya_boi_choco: it's all the boulder punchin drive a women away
Sunmare_Dragon: warning
plummeting_sloth: I believe they're located in the "warning" zone
Arclight_Dynamo: The only lover he needs... is America.
KeytarCat: He's an absolute moron, though...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Modern day renaissance man.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Christ only has room in his life for working out
SK__Ren: Occupational Matrimony
ButButTheJesus: BEN
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The_Color_Twelve: oof
wickaboxet: Adam, does your dating criteria include the ability to fly a jet plane
GhostValv: :O
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also... he punches boulders.
Kramburger: L U L
Ciijay: to be fair Chris was shitty to the bartender
theleerm: @KeytarCat you say that like it's a downside
Pharmacistjudge: chris also has a drinking problem, got dishonorably discharge from air force, has a record of assaulting a fellow police officer....
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo
notthepenguins: he hasnt talked to anyone not in a resident evil game in years, hes incapable of talking like a normal human
saucemaster5000: that's a dumb joke
Pharmacistjudge: Chris is honestly a horrible leader
wynternyghtynggale: underwater are we in subnautica again
Kramburger: GOOD JOKE S T R E A M E R
ArkhamArchivist: Seabag, or "Seab" for short
HundreydAundre: *ACCESS DENIED*
Brainoctopussolutions: In a lot of games Chris is kind of a dickhead tbh
NotCainNorAbel: welll...SeaChat is sort of special
Arclight_Dynamo: Why are the crates snakeskin?
GhostValv: the succ :O
jetpixi: sounds like a fan time
HundreydAundre: *initiate time bomb*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Like at what point was Chris ever shown to be a good leader in this series?
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat oh, it is for my dating life
Tangsm: Collectible behind fan.
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El_Funko: I'm on the Seabats diet. I see bats, and then this joke doesn't work
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Mister_Hush: Shooty thing behind the fan
DiscordianTokkan: Collectible thingy behind the fan
Pharmacistjudge: Chris Redfield is the Elspeth Tirel...Anywhere they go, nothing good happens.
Seth_Erickson: Was that a collectible to shoot there?
ButButTheJesus: collectible!
HeroSMTwitch: just go fast
Driosenth: just going to ignore that collectable are you?
MAPBoardgames: One of us is getting sucked into the fan, and it ain't the guy on the box!
ashesandmochi: "our design aesthetic is 'evil' and we'd like every aspect of our company to represent that. you see these crates? please make them 'evil'. thank you"
jetpixi: LUL @El_Funko
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Arclight_Dynamo: Through the fan.
Tangsm: Through the fan.
Arclight_Dynamo: Shoot it.
Seth_Erickson: Behind the fan I think
DiscordianTokkan: Behind the fan blades, in the distance
jetpixi: Pop quiz! Where do I go?
HeroSMTwitch: have you tried gun?
Dashiell: What a gamer!
El_Funko: @jetpixi FBtouchdown
ChainedDreamer: You need the airfangun
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... this is a Neo-Umbrella facility, so that's probably what they told the interior designer, verbatim.
jetpixi: For Chris' sake
jetpixi: LUL
combatiblewombatible: is that how riley greets you? "good eye eddem"
BrindleBoar: by the power of gunskull, I have the poweeeeeeeer
Mister_Hush: How are you ever going to solve this puzzle using the tools the game has given you? All of these tools. Perhaps Gun?
wynternyghtynggale: ands thats how you make american ground beef
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gun solves all problems
Tangsm: It's a pity you've already let all your men die, or one of them would absolutely have been got by that fan crawling section.
Defrost: It's like that part in doom where the guy only makes it halfway through the door
Lithobraker: dangit, i'm late. should have never helped my grandma in her garden Kappa
ButButTheJesus: @Tangsm :D
drshellbell: Is this campaign 2 or 3?
MAPBoardgames: All these explosions and gunfire going on, Chris is just walking around kicking boxes.
Juliamon: 2
Gildan_Bladeborn: You got real close.
Mister_Hush: There's a guy elbow! God, do you ever know where elbow is?!
jetpixi: don't die ben
Seth_Erickson: wynternyghtynggale you actually make fresh american ground beef a different way but this is close Kappa
jetpixi: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's hard of hearing.
kumatsu: Ben choking on that ice cream KappaHD
fastlane250: kepchup chimbp
hesterbyrde: He's doing lines of ketchup chips.
jetpixi: it went on an adventure
Gascitygaming: did the loop the loop and pull
DiscordianTokkan: Ben Snarf'd a ketchup chip
Tangsm: Ben just buries his face in the chip bowl.
jetpixi: tastiest lines
Gildan_Bladeborn: He was snorting that sweet, sweet ketchup chip dust.
ButButTheJesus: just snorfle the bag
NotCainNorAbel: snorting ketchup chips is better than snorting salt and vinegar chips
kumatsu: I knew a guy in college who did a line of cinnamon breath strips.... instant nose bleed
Gildan_Bladeborn: $10 a bag, don'cha know.
Gascitygaming: doin lines of ketchup chips and injecting melted cheez whiz
Lithobraker: which would hurt more, ketchup chip lines or salt and vinegar chip lines?
HundreydAundre: You don't wanna know.
jibkat: CINNAMON IS JUST TREE BARK
fastlane250: I watched someone snort Tabasco once.
hesterbyrde: Right? At $10 a bag I'm cooking and injecting those suckers.
jetpixi: i need some Canadian chisps
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha ha.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Karma.
kumatsu: I think you mean the Liberty Launcher
Tangsm: What do nitrogen rounds do? Give them the bends?
ImSincerelySorry: I once had a sour candy get stuck going up out my nose. It burned fiercely
jetpixi: @kumatsu seabatCHOICE
jetpixi: is it LN2? Cuz that is fun
BrindleBoar: LUL
kumatsu: ART
Lithobraker: nitrogen rounds allow chris to work with moisture and oxygen sensitive reagents.
Arclight_Dynamo: Hrnf!
plummeting_sloth: the shin kick of justice
Sogheim: seabatHITBOX
ButButTheJesus: "nyeh"
MegaDosX: Sweet Shin Music
jetpixi: do you know how cold liquid nitrogen is? so cold
wickaboxet: The weakest point of any henchman, the shin
sydnius: ScaredyCat
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's "liquid nitrogen", the game is just assuming you don't need them to put the liquid bit in the item description.
Defrost: Why would you give henchman RPGs in an underwater base???
MegaDosX: @Defrost Obviously the administrator of the base knows something we don't
Dog_of_Myth: @defrost Good question. Next question.
jetpixi: @Gildan_Bladeborn good to know. time to get frozen.
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think they expanded inventory in RE5
wickaboxet: Resident evil survival horror games
Gildan_Bladeborn: You guys are... reasonably close to the end of this campaign.
Lithobraker: *pushes up glasses* um actually you should be using ethane cooled by liquid nitrogen to freeze things quickly because straight liquid nitrogen has poor thermal conductivity due to the Leidenfrost effect
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't remember precisely how much malarkey you're obligated to do before getting to that precise point though.
DiscordianTokkan: Because they're supposed to be weird Cthulhus
Gildan_Bladeborn: It might be a lot.
xblue007: "Gasp"
jetpixi: Ada. Alive? Dead? Alive
Seth_Erickson: She predicted it Ben
fastlane250: The tape knew you would be here
Rhynerd: Did she have herself drive-by shot?
CaptainSpam: Well, Chris is just that predictable, Ada wrote this entire speech around that.
Seth_Erickson: that's how smart she is seabatBRAIN
jetpixi: REalism!
kumatsu: so you can get back up again, Master Bruce
xblue007: knockback
jetpixi: dammit, Ku
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's... a giant monster that punches stuff.
neisan2112: If you were staggered it would be fine, but man that takes so damn long
Lithobraker: because bulat big,
plummeting_sloth: Piers can you get through to HQ? I feel like they're really closed off and depressed
wickaboxet: Obviously a sniper bulletproof from 15 feet away would just knock someone down
jetpixi: BeeBee Gun?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Until the sections interlock, yes.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just shoot it with bullets maybe?
Lithobraker: wickaboxet I think it would depend on whether they were wearing body armor, if not it might just put a big hole in them
ButButTheJesus: so we cna learn to pick ourselves back up again
Gildan_Bladeborn: You thought the timer was done, but there was a second, bonus timer! Mwa ha ha!
sydnius: Coolgame
KeytarCat: I hope this is a survival check
wargodmogis: Remember when the zombies had scythes?
jetpixi: Ya done fucked up!
DiscordianTokkan: Uh Oooh, Stiiinky!
ICitizenErasedI: if his arm goes big and mutated when you shoot it, what happens if you shoot them in the crotch?
strapping_lad: IM ALMOST GLAD I STOPED PLAYING THESE GAMES AFTER 4 lol
jetpixi: what
hesterbyrde: Mistakes were made. Passive voice was used.
ButButTheJesus: Final Timer, Final Form
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
eric_christian_berg: Maybe the next one is better. Pull it!
jibkat: Under pressure!
PMAvers: It's pushing down on you, oh man it's hard.
Pharmacistjudge: well it is pushing down on me...pushing down on you
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "We touched the door, you can't shoot us anymore!"
Kaaosa: 5 was great >:|
Kaaosa: take it back
strapping_lad: I still need to play 7 though
DeciusMagnus: 5 was alright.
Dmc3628: and then 7 and 8 saved the day
jetpixi: And his blood
Pharmacistjudge: Chris...no social tact
monakai: Ah, the hostile opening
notthepenguins: chris that was the fuckin weirdest way to open a conversation
ButButTheJesus: i liked the 3 remakes
InkyGhoast: "he was a real piece of shit"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah... you two are going to enjoy this bit.
strapping_lad: DUN DUN DUN
hesterbyrde: Jesus... quit with the awkward cut scenes. Wring this kid out like a dishrag and let's go.
jetpixi: Roger?
HeroSMTwitch: probably not the best time to bring that up
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why tell him that?
Seth_Erickson: Just don't think you can look at these as horror games for 5 and 6, but more as just sub par shoot em ups
MAPBoardgames: How did you THINK he was going to react?
plummeting_sloth: "Well, I guess maybe the volcano killed him? i'm not sure. Dude did NOT want to die"
Sogheim: I have seen fridges smaller than Chris and I don't mean the minis. he's just so thick.
PMAvers: Why... the HELL would you say that right now? Like, if you're trying to get him to help you or something?
ArkhamArchivist: He has his father's taste in gloves
Arclight_Dynamo: Piers: Respect the 1 v 1.
DeciusMagnus: If only
TeacherSeanTV: cue the jetski
jetpixi: lol
saucemaster5000: the perfect end to the perfect character
hesterbyrde: God if only
HundreydAundre: Yea, that'll get through to him.
Seth_Erickson: That'd put a real stint in Ethan Winters plan for RE7
xblue007: little flag comes out saying "bang"
notthepenguins: can you imagine wesker being anything but a terrible dad adam
lyropithic: I can't imagine Wesker was a good dad
wargodmogis: Every right too? He said that like Wesker didn't deserve it.
plummeting_sloth: it was business AND Pleasure
Gildan_Bladeborn: Both.
monakai: I dunno, Whesker kind to anybody seems like a stretch
ICitizenErasedI: rip wall
Arclight_Dynamo: MAWP
TeacherSeanTV: and now deaf
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chis is now deaf
tergonis: mawp
jetpixi: well ok so he's a bad shot
plummeting_sloth: and it caused a hull breach
Kramburger: Such badass
InkyGhoast: mawp
jibkat: WHAT
lyropithic: Permanent tinitis
Saintnex: rip chris being able to hear
Tangsm: I wonder if his earpiece still works.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "I mean, he was threatening us with a giant monster man, and he's the reason everything's like this..."
ButButTheJesus: isn't that from spiderman
ArkhamArchivist: He probably never met him
DeciusMagnus: Shooting that close can still cause more damage than that even missing.
xblue007: good job chris is deaf now
animated_fairy: Yall I still want to know what happened to Jill and why she isnt here
hesterbyrde: I love that they're acting like Redfield is just going to stand there... like his ears wouldn't be ringing.
jetpixi: he cooked me kraft dinner once
TheMerricat: I can't believe that one bullet caused the entire base to collapse
saucemaster5000: wesker put him through college
Seth_Erickson: We used to toss the Pig skin in the ol ' yard
monakai: He came to all my viola recitals
InkyGhoast: Your dad killed so many people like so many
Lithobraker: Maybe mention that Wesker was in the middle of trying to pull your helicopter into lava when you rocket launchered him?
Draynus: He got me my pet rock
ICitizenErasedI: your dad put a boulder in my way and made me punch it
kat2kool: Ben you know it wont make sense
ashesandmochi: jill's too good
EdoardoZone: save me weon
eric_christian_berg: What about the time they picked blackberries? HUH?
plummeting_sloth: get your OWN lift my dude
Pharmacistjudge: is this a reskin of the ruins section?
ChainedDreamer: Isn't it obvious? He played ball with him as a kid!
Mister_Hush: Sherry is voiced by Laura Bailey, who is in EVERYTHING.
MAPBoardgames: They misspelled Chaos
plummeting_sloth: you mispelled chaos
MegaDosX: Laura Bailey's Helena
jetpixi: eggy?
InkyGhoast: Sherry's voce is Eden Riegel
MegaDosX: Sherry is voiced by Eden Riegel
CyberColossus: hey Ben, the voice actress for sherry is the handler in Monster hunter World
HeroSMTwitch: rip
CaptainSpam: What, do they just have that simulation running as a screensaver? They already fired the missile!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well everywhere bar Madargascar who immediately closes its borders
Seth_Erickson: Chicken Little
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, Eden Riegel, according to IMDB.
Mister_Hush: Oh, Laura Bailey was a different game, nevermind
baronsamedi23: no one mention the fact chris is now deaf in one ear thanks to jake
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jetpixi: oi
rasterscan: woah
ButButTheJesus: wawaweewa!
wickaboxet: How did they get the infection to Greenland
SmoreThanAFeelin: Woahhhhh
ShadyLantern: :DD
jetpixi: did she just
jetpixi: damn
InkyGhoast: Sherry's VA is Fleche is 3 houses, and Devola/Popula in Nier Automata
Dmc3628: Sherry is basically Xpac
monakai: Dang, the scrollbar!
baronsamedi23: no one mention the fact chris is now deaf in one ear thanks to jake
jetpixi: @Dmc3628 LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: This part is kind of ridiculous.
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: Oh, we've seen that one, have we?
InkyGhoast: She's also Iris in FFXV
Makrosian_Tae: SUB LOTTERY
jetpixi: the what virus
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which says something in a game full of things that are ridiculous.
Mister_Hush: @Gildan_Bladeborn Just this part?
ashesandmochi: 5 min vaccines everyone
HundreydAundre: IT just hasn't hatched yet...
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Mister_Hush - More so than usual, yes.
jetpixi: LUL
ArkhamArchivist: Considering you just said you're retiring, especially if it's the last thing you do for the BSAA
TheBearBee: Would it be any better if they had names?
Pharmacistjudge: shut up pondo paba
tergonis: way to be helpful Piers
jetpixi: let's just recite star wars
MegaDosX: We've got the death sentence in twelve systems!
Lithobraker: I've literally lost track of which one is jake and which one is pears
MechaKuuga: LUL
ICitizenErasedI: can we just have a stream where ben does all of star wars?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yup!
The_Myrddraal: I keep thinking BSAA is for Boy Scouts of America America
monakai: Pondo Paba is probably more famous than Chris Redfield
JonnyGlitch: How are my favorite community peeps doing today?
El_Funko: right in his precious kidneys
ashesandmochi: oh this bit looks like ass
ButButTheJesus: boof?
jetpixi: Remy wants to hear more star wars quotes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shot thru the chest and snipers are to blame
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember how much you enjoyed it in RE:5? The developers took your feedback into consideration, somehow, through time travel.
Kramburger: Ben the VA for Sherry is the Handler in MH: World
Dmc3628: oh yeah this scetion is garbotoilets
strapping_lad: BEN I forgot to ASK what kinda PUPPER is REMI
jetpixi: @El_Funko he's got two, it's ok
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy
notthepenguins: how did one missile...
Lithobraker: The_Myrddraal same, where was the Anti-Bioterrorism merit badge when I was in?!
Kramburger: Eden Rigel
JonnyGlitch: Hey! Listen!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remy is 100% certified good boy
SK__Ren: Hey Pard
Gildan_Bladeborn: That way, lies madness.
JonnyGlitch: what? I just got here I wanna know about the missle
DeciusMagnus: Let's break this down...
Makrosian_Tae: I like that the dispersal program is called HAOS, and it's the C-virus. So it's project C. HAOS
Pharmacistjudge: Complete. Global. Saturation.
Brainoctopussolutions: Repeat after me. total. Global. Saturation.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Making sense on any level is not a thing that Resident Evil games do.
CaptainSpam: Why are they swapping partners, again?
monakai: Leaky Leon is what they call him
Stormthius: this game has as much logic as a Steven Seagal movie from what I've seen
ButButTheJesus: Complete. Global. Penetration.
xblue007: this game was probably very popular in china
Gildan_Bladeborn: Steven Seagal movies are a decided step above Resident Evil plots, in terms of logic, and internal consistency, and conversation of mass, etc etc.
Mister_Hush: You know, a game where the major threat is a major global pandemic hits a little different in 2021
jetpixi: "sure would be nice to have some GRENADES, don't ya think?"
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
strapping_lad: KOOL GAME
MegaDosX: Ben would like to rage
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good video game FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a good and FUN video game this is.
ButButTheJesus: YOU FUCKING GAME
circusofkirkus: stop you're scaring remy
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MECHANICS
hesterbyrde: Oh no. Ben is mad. Quick! Remy! Deploy cuddles!
jetpixi: mewesScared
Seth_Erickson: Wait ben did you not help design this one too?
PMAvers: Somewhere, Graham is sitting in a chair, nodding along.
Defrost: I feel like Ben loves this game
chaostreader: Maybe the snipers cant knock you over if you are already on the ground.
GhostValv: that's a lemon clap :)
jetpixi: you can't fall off right?
Lithobraker: now imagine if you could fall off the ledge...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Definitely a contender for Game of the Year, for all years, in perpetuity.
wickaboxet: Close ranged grenade launcher!
JadedCynic: @The_Myrddraal Boy Scouts of America Association
Brainoctopussolutions: Just fucken fire grenades at Sherry's feet. She regenerates, w/e
StephenMcSteve: @raulghoulia Thanks for the gift sub!! <3
ArkhamArchivist: It's Mothra!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's... a giant monster that punches stuff!
jetpixi: it's a whole new thing!
circusofkirkus: Ulamog?
niccus: it's a baby
LordZarano: lrrGOAT
Tiber727: Get in the cocoon, Adam.
monakai: Behold, It That Betrays!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's basically Ulamog, yeah.
notthepenguins: yeah that things actually cool
jetpixi: High five, guys!
Ghostalker: Gonna catch these hands!
Alrawn: It's an Eldrazi
Kramburger: Look, it's a gamer
PMAvers: man if only it was in a better game.
Kipstar: it's the end of Mass Effect 2!
Rhynerd: Slappy hand!
El_Funko: he said catch these haaaaaaaaands
Mister_Hush: @Kipstar god, don't remind me
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lint.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lint, for days.
JonnyGlitch: covered in dust and hair
The_Myrddraal: @JadedCynic Baby Scouts of American Adventures
wickaboxet: When it attacks you mill 20 from your library
juneblue58: ME2 boss fight time.
obionedrop: @Kipstar oh gosh no
JonnyGlitch: Technically, very polished game
Laserbeaks_Fury: the 500 ticket toys
arcbound_roomba: Gumby looking real rough
ashesandmochi: RE monster designs continue to be very cool
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I rememrber this fight from MAss Effect 2
Duwani1: I had one of those that stuck to the ceiling for 7 years
HundreydAundre: NOPE
Seth_Erickson: RE is usually good at monster designs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Enjoy this amazing section where you run away.
xblue007: I'm still in a dream SNAKE EATER
wickaboxet: Monster designs in place of story
SirMorek: capcom makes some awesome looking things
eric_christian_berg: This is how I feel in the morning.
Makrosian_Tae: What a thrill
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris, please, do not gender the abomination.
plummeting_sloth: new Monster Hunter looks tight
strapping_lad: Resident EVIL 6 kool Visuals ..DUMB GAME
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's what Graham was saying while playing this, yes.
Mister_Hush: Piers is assuming that skeleton's gender
wynternyghtynggale: its very moisy
wynternyghtynggale: moist*
ashesandmochi: there are so many finger holds on that grate
Brainoctopussolutions: moisy, both moist and noisy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Quick deploy a shock trap
SirMorek: queue up proof of a hero
raulghoulia: who designed this room?
jetpixi: who designed these ramps?
jetpixi: lol
CyberColossus: I tell ya something for free chat, I miss Lost Planet 2
CaptainSpam: Who designed this facilityu?
HeroSMTwitch: C I N E M A T I C
ashesandmochi: convenient if this were your work
Nydestroyer: I mean this sequence would be pretty dope as a cutscene
El_Funko: uncharted style
jetpixi: OSHA has Questions
El_Funko: A to victory
CyberColossus: that game had WILD SHIT
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad they put these emergency ramps in here but also turned them into steps and fileld them with obstacles
plummeting_sloth: for emergencies
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just wait until you actually have to fight this guy.
Seth_Erickson: It's a cool set piece but is it a horror set piece
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're going to LOVE it.
jetpixi: Aye Aye
JonnyGlitch: deleting all story and narrative would probably make this a much better game
JadedCynic: Chris Redfield, human springboard
Ba_Dum_Tish: No cat-trex-mothra man
Gildan_Bladeborn: No animation is worth using once if you can use it 5 times instead.
El_Funko: it's a video game, third time inc
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris!
Nydestroyer: the planned juke
NoTomToLose: What even is this giant hole though
BrindleBoar: yeah, get that boshy mash
MegaDosX: Man, quicktime events, everyone's favourite mechanic
NoTomToLose: Why are these platforms in here like this
Gildan_Bladeborn: Safe, forever.
Kipstar: bye idiot
plummeting_sloth: well, all our problems are behind us
monakai: That'll stop it
GhostValv: and everything was just fine :)
ArkhamArchivist: Good thing this is at the bottom of the ocean
SirMorek: it's in a hole, these things take care of themselves
Brainoctopussolutions: You'll need to find a convenient Harrier
monakai: It...is almost time
notthepenguins: why wouldnt it be alive??
Defrost: How... how did it get here??
JonnyGlitch: elevator straight o the bossfight room! how convenient!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! this is what you guys wanted to happen, right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh you'll see.
plummeting_sloth: what do you mean, is it still alive Piers. you didn't do anything to it
El_Funko: hit him in his weird meat
Banather: "It's still alive?" Says the guys who did literally nothing to try and kill it 10 seconds ago
MrOrange1987: Hey guys. I rarely get to catch lets nope live. Shout out to YouTube viewers!
jetpixi: unload the torso!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did we need to finish on time?
jetpixi: it has a migraine now
Gildan_Bladeborn: Eventually... a thing will happen.
plummeting_sloth: oh wait boys, remember Beej has Krondor at 8
Ba_Dum_Tish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then Ben will get to have more fun than Adam.
Ghostalker: Captain! It seems to be weak to bullets!
KeytarCat: back of the head to encourage flanking!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp, sure is dead now.
ICitizenErasedI: ben "2 sniper rifles" ulmer
GhostValv: ggez
KeytarCat: Piers ammo?
eric_christian_berg: Try the Tylenol rounds, he obviously has a headache.
MadmanOreo: septuple tap it to be sure.
JonnyGlitch: phase 1 only phase
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would you think that it would "not" be it?
MAPBoardgames: Dual-wielding sniper rifles.
JonnyGlitch: It's just a phase!
Nydestroyer: quick game of blitzball
Rhynerd: Piers Two Snipers Nivens
JadedCynic: got scuba?
combatiblewombatible: the water level from mario but with guns!
wynternyghtynggale: wait water !! get the jetski
JonnyGlitch: you stink
MegaDosX: Agent North-ing this shit with the dual wield sniper rifles
shendaras: What happened to the people you were sent to rescue?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben you screamed the last time you correctly predicted the water level
jetpixi: wtf is blitzball
CyberColossus: you smell
El_Funko: These are my sniper rifles, Fuck Around, and this one's Find Out
kumatsu: Blisteringly relevent hot takes from Adam over here
Gildan_Bladeborn: @jetpixi - it's from Final Fantasy.
ICitizenErasedI: hot 20 year old takes from adam
wickaboxet: Ben was just prepping for this game with his subnautic earlier
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Adam just antagonizing chat
JadedCynic: *kathleen appears and beans Adam with a blitzball....ball*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cat boy
Blind_Gecko: Belt Lady
neisan2112: Yo blitzball sucks, but if it gets added to FF14 I'll be pumped af
OmnipotentTrevor: hornless
InkyGhoast: Kimari Ronso
DiscordianTokkan: Khmarl, or something
HeroSMTwitch: hmmmmm I'm starting to think that we are going to see that guy again
jetpixi: @El_Funko LUL that reminded me of Thor Ragnarok
Fanklok: you probably just play blitzball wrong, it's fun
Nydestroyer: Here's me, playing hundreds of hours of blitzball sad
JonnyGlitch: Paul as perfected his sell-over-internet technology
lirazel64: How are the doors still powered?
raulghoulia: it's a Maxi-Game
jetpixi: @Gildan_Bladeborn Ah I see. I only play 14 lol
JonnyGlitch: smell*
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a surprise!
The_Color_Twelve: literally Edward James olmos but in ff
ChainedDreamer: Blitzball is amazing. I played X and X-2 just for Blitzball, in fact.
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't Wakka, like, hella racist in-game?
AkiraBalance27: my brother loves it
Blind_Gecko: I played the carp outta Blitz Ball
Makrosian_Tae: Blitzball was the shit
tergonis: i had a lot of fun with blitzball
Kramburger: Didn't Kathleen see Blitzball like Adam saw Speda?
LunarJade: Get em
Ba_Dum_Tish: Blitzball is fine until you play it for hours and hours to get wakka ultimate
Arazni: Blitzball is the worst. That and dodging lightning are the reasons I don't have the legendary weapons in that game
friend4dinner: I enjoyed blitz all....
KeytarCat: Blitzball is...fine. Too much grinding to get any of the good stuff
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, it's from the game that introduced ... Tidus? Is that how you spell his name?
PMAvers: Blitzball > Spheda
Seth_Erickson: good thing that water isn't going anywhere
Lithobraker: I dunno, some people think that Spheda is a good games, there's no accounting for taste Kappa
TheBearBee: It just occured to me. Resident Evil is the horror version of Final Fantasy. You have multiple stages in every boss fight AND over the top characters
Saintnex: so there's a door that is closing
SirMorek: oh we found another volcano
MegaDosX: You fell into the core of the planet
plummeting_sloth: shoot and then run
Gildan_Bladeborn: He has a VERY stupid outfit, I know that much.
JonnyGlitch: I've never played Blitzball I just like disagreeing with Adam
HeroSMTwitch: QUICK grab some quarters!
friend4dinner: Yeah the blitz ball trophy was a bit much
Defrost: What happens if you say no to that continue...
Lithobraker: Wait, where the hell did that volcano come from?
JadedCynic: I mean, I didn't *dislike* it when kathleen streamed 10...not sure if she LIKED it, or just wanted to get through it for cheevos etc.
snowmonkey99: have you spoken to Beej about the delay?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also Beej will be coming for you
JonnyGlitch: oh Krondor time?
LunarJade: Don't worry about it too mcuh
JonnyGlitch: Love you both! Thanks for the show!
fastlane250: oops!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Kramburger: SORRY BEEJ
eric_christian_berg: noooo!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the final boss, but you should be able to knock it out easily enough.
Phailhammer: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
hesterbyrde: Much love guys! Thanks so much!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next time.
jetpixi: so much stuff!
JadedCynic: you got this anyways - thanks for the fun, guiz <3
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
snowmonkey99: I waited til you died
KWardJenx: Talk about a Betrayal at Krondor! Yikes!
MAPBoardgames: The Betrayal was from the Let's Nope boys.
ButButTheJesus: "GET OUUUUUTTT!"
jibkat: Like MEOW!
JonnyGlitch: [Beej will remember this]
KeytarCat: Final Fantasy has a lot of fine minigames, but FFX made it too central for a mini-game
Phailhammer: And now, BEEEEEEEEEEJ
like_100_bears: thanks streamers!
SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye
tergonis: chain the LRR goodness
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just switches over to Beej mid game
UnusuallyLargeMoth: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Lllllllet's get ready to Krondoooooooooooor!!!!!
JonnyGlitch: Oh I just got BZ it's AMAZING
zeldakid1999: VirtualHug
MegaDosX: Imagine if they just played the Zeta intro and smash cut to Beej
JonnyGlitch: It's truly a next-gen game graphically
PMAvers: Beej leans in from off-camera. "GET. OUT!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam needs chats support
JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SnowbirdMike: later
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeee
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fastlane250: byeeee
jetpixi: toodles
JadedCynic: o/
GhostValv: solo support carry :O
LunarJade: Bye Adam! Bye Ben! You're both great!
theleerm: byeeeeeeeeeeee
firekiwi22: Bye!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Phailhammer: cya :)
couldntpickausername: hey everyone, we should go raid Beej who is about to stream
like_100_bears: bye!
jibkat: Byeeees
tergonis: surprise! Beej just loads up the same boss fight
jetpixi: benginRaid
JonnyGlitch: Below Zero is LEGIT, I'm glad I didn't play early access this time, saved all the goodness for launch
zebrashark3: Its like christmas, getting the loud boys right into beej
zebrashark3: What a day
JonnyGlitch: buggy as heck though
ButButTheJesus: unfortunately i have to bed, bye folks lrrHEART
lyropithic: Beej hosting Let's Nope would be neat
jibkat: haha yess
Pantsravaganza: I'm so happy to jump straight into beejtrayal
jibkat: Stream swap
JonnyGlitch: Let's BEEJ
couldntpickausername: Oh god, yes let's have Beej pick and play a horror game
hesterbyrde: Time for Beej It Forward!
jibkat: Adam and Ben have to play BaK?
JonnyGlitch: Things On My Beej
JonnyGlitch: Beej Cafe
JonnyGlitch: Dice Beej
couldntpickausername: actually a stream swap week would be neat for the swapping the different streams around
JadedCynic: @Pantsravaganza it's almost like Desert Bus, and Beej is starting Zeta shift every other night or so <3
RedbeardTheTechnical: Beej Improvement
JonnyGlitch: Beej, Beej, Beej, Fry.
floofynewf: Beej Plays the Whole Thing!
RedbeardTheTechnical: Game of Beej
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: Um, Beej
theblakdeth: Beej Simulator
Phailhammer: Watch Beej Play
JadedCynic: Beej Friends
snortablecola: Beej nope
Ba_Dum_Tish: Crossing the Beej
JadedCynic: Away From Beej
LunarJade: Beej will be on in a sec
JonnyGlitch: the word "Beej" looks really weird now
JonnyGlitch: Hi Heather!
snortablecola: Friday night beej night
theblakdeth: Friday Night Beej Fight
JadedCynic: @LunarJade SeemsGood
HundreydAundre: EWut? Already!? Nooooo! How did it end!?
Excalibur_1867_: The Long Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: The Big Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Long Beej isn't real and he can't hurt you.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Video games with Video Beej
jibkat: That is a -lie-
JonnyGlitch: Play it Beej
NightWingMistHawk: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheBearBee: A Beej Supreme
HundreydAundre: I had to scutes....but I guess it's alright.
JadedCynic: and even ressurect some oldies: Watch + Beej
JonnyGlitch: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BibitteNoire: Heathers beejheld
CaptainSpam: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Matters of Beej
jibkat: Thanks LunarJade
Pantsravaganza: Ben and Adam said to say hi!
NightWingMistHawk: The Book of Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: Led Beejlins
JadedCynic: LRR's Beejhaus
JonnyGlitch: CheckBeej
jibkat: spooky Heather
JadedCynic: cool! <3
fastlane250: EEK
JonnyGlitch: HI
Ritaspirithntr: Here for the experience, stayed for the beej
dougma: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Beejtral at Krondor time on tonights Play it Forward stream! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1394851704319856646
SnackPak_: sure thing
hesterbyrde: Yes ma'am.
BrindleBoar: the contract shall be honored
Naarius: This is going to end in bread, isn't it?
JadedCynic: Understood lrrHEATHER
SirMorek: I'm not responsible
JadedCynic: roger; wilco! o7
lemmel: Will do!
Ba_Dum_Tish: So this is a war of plesentries
jibkat: Bring out that knives
JadedCynic: @SirMorek don't worry, I'm old - I can be responsible enough for the two of us ;)
kat2kool: @ba_dum_tish And we know how OP Heather is at those
zazamost: it's time for beej
fhorrigan: I need to know if Heather opened a President's Choice All Dressed chip or not.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heather OP at kindness do not nerf
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah, Heather wrecks at wars of pleasentries
Pantsravaganza: Party510 because I am loving these streams.
mtvcdm: Heather is your greatest friend and your most feared enemy
serramarkov: Gotta sleep, g'night all!
Pantsravaganza: lrrBEEEJ_FC
SirMorek: FYI, it is snowing in edmonton
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hesterbyrde: BEEEEEEEJ
JonnyGlitch: Hi Beej!
Corrinmana: Shalom
jibkat: How has the betrayal been?
zazamost: hi beej
JadedCynic: cool!
JonnyGlitch: lucky number 7 is an impromptu 24 hour stream?
RvLeshrac: Sound ironmouseCheer
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej's hair soon will overtake the whole screen
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Arclight_Dynamo: Some say Beej is still trying to find his way to Krondor to this day.
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mtvcdm: Enough! Sub at my price or be off with you.
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JonnyGlitch: "Patreon, there's a lot of you!"
mtvcdm: !patreon
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plummeting_sloth: so what Beej is saying is Cough it up
JonnyGlitch: mm those 1993 sound bites
LightingExpert13: does this border come with dosbox krondor?
JonnyGlitch: too quiet
Ba_Dum_Tish: The loading ready run mega entertainment network requires money to run
LunarJade: it's pretty quiet
jibkat: ok the sound effects were great
johnalogue: a lot of money gets thrown around for "entertainment" easily inferior to LRR
Arclight_Dynamo: The MIDI is good, the music is a little low.
jibkat: the music, is almost not there
Arclight_Dynamo: But fine.
zazamost: that's a lot, but there's a lot of expenses including people (most important), so it's worth it
DaSunao: I didn't know there was music unti lyou told me
HundreydAundre: Nah, its audible.
JadedCynic: game sound fx is good, music is too faint for me to hear...
Corrinmana: The music is reletively quiet
JonnyGlitch: the music is half the game
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Can't hear the music
HundreydAundre: You could keep as is.
mtvcdm: I have heard the Canadian dollar's particularly strong lately.
SnackPak_: it really is just like the old days
JadedCynic: ahhhh, the days of *.CFG editing...
zazamost: music alone could be like 50% louder?
JonnyGlitch: autoexec.bat?
JadedCynic: yeah, I remember seeing him in chat last stream?
ICitizenErasedI: autoexec.beej
JadedCynic: it was LATE
Arclight_Dynamo: Levels seem good.
nifleon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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JadedCynic: okay, I can hear quiet music, but yeah it's there
flatluigi: seems good
KCazduke: Hey Beej, what hair products do you use to get that Doc Brown look? It's very shocking. :P
JonnyGlitch: it's audible now
SirMorek: i think that's pretty okay, music counts as quiet but that's chill
LightingExpert13 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
LightingExpert13: hooray for more Krondor. Great stream. Doing great Beej.
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RvLeshrac: Music is still extremely low, but might be worth seeing in game.
JadedCynic: I can 'feel' the music - it's background music; it SHOULD be lower than the streamer and game sound fx :D
SirMorek: doc brown is a natural
JonnyGlitch: not even WATER
Gascitygaming: it's taht thicc
ArcOfTheConclave: that scans
ICitizenErasedI: hair styled by sleep(tm)
jibkat: Beej is going for dreadlocks?
Corrinmana: Hey Beej!!, You said you'd like to hear BaK re-rendered on modern synths, so I'm doing that. I tweeted you about it, but I don't know how active you are.
MAPBoardgames: Dear Streamer, the game/you are too loud/quiet. Sincerely, the Chat.
matthaus_c: beej's skin produces all he needs for his hair, at the price of not producing what he needs for his skin
RobotInProgress: Eldritch?!
NoxStryx: eldrich shampoo
SirMorek: Eldritch shampoo? baalorEyes
Gascitygaming: Beej I just want you to know i spent about half an hour looking at a Princess Auto magazine/flyer today, I wanted SO MANY thing that i don't actually need
JonnyGlitch: brushing works to clean hair, which is what we used before chemicals
JadedCynic: you use your hands as 'sponges' to draw out the stuff in your hair :)
KCazduke: That's some extensive hair treatment. I approve of your grooming habits!