JonnyGlitch: what? I just got here I wanna know about the missle
DeciusMagnus: Let's break this down...
Makrosian_Tae: I like that the dispersal program is called HAOS, and it's the C-virus. So it's project C. HAOS
Pharmacistjudge: Complete. Global. Saturation.
Brainoctopussolutions: Repeat after me. total. Global. Saturation.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Making sense on any level is not a thing that Resident Evil games do.
CaptainSpam: Why are they swapping partners, again?
monakai: Leaky Leon is what they call him
Stormthius: this game has as much logic as a Steven Seagal movie from what I've seen
ButButTheJesus: Complete. Global. Penetration.
xblue007: this game was probably very popular in china
Gildan_Bladeborn: Steven Seagal movies are a decided step above Resident Evil plots, in terms of logic, and internal consistency, and conversation of mass, etc etc.
Mister_Hush: You know, a game where the major threat is a major global pandemic hits a little different in 2021
jetpixi: "sure would be nice to have some GRENADES, don't ya think?"
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
strapping_lad: KOOL GAME
MegaDosX: Ben would like to rage
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good video game FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a good and FUN video game this is.
circusofkirkus: stop you're scaring remy
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: Oh no. Ben is mad. Quick! Remy! Deploy cuddles!
jetpixi: mewesScared
Seth_Erickson: Wait ben did you not help design this one too?
PMAvers: Somewhere, Graham is sitting in a chair, nodding along.
Defrost: I feel like Ben loves this game
chaostreader: Maybe the snipers can’t knock you over if you are already on the ground.
GhostValv: that's a lemon clap :)
jetpixi: you can't fall off right?
Lithobraker: now imagine if you could fall off the ledge...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Definitely a contender for Game of the Year, for all years, in perpetuity.
wickaboxet: Close ranged grenade launcher!
JadedCynic: @The_Myrddraal Boy Scouts of America Association
Brainoctopussolutions: Just fucken fire grenades at Sherry's feet. She regenerates, w/e
StephenMcSteve: @raulghoulia Thanks for the gift sub!! <3
ArkhamArchivist: It's Mothra!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's... a giant monster that punches stuff!
jetpixi: it's a whole new thing!
circusofkirkus: Ulamog?
niccus: it's a baby
LordZarano: lrrGOAT
Tiber727: Get in the cocoon, Adam.
monakai: Behold, It That Betrays!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's basically Ulamog, yeah.
notthepenguins: yeah that things actually cool
jetpixi: High five, guys!
Ghostalker: Gonna catch these hands!
Alrawn: It's an Eldrazi
Kramburger: Look, it's a gamer
PMAvers: man if only it was in a better game.
Kipstar: it's the end of Mass Effect 2!
Rhynerd: Slappy hand!
El_Funko: he said catch these haaaaaaaaands
Mister_Hush: @Kipstar god, don't remind me
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lint.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lint, for days.
JonnyGlitch: covered in dust and hair
The_Myrddraal: @JadedCynic Baby Scouts of American Adventures
wickaboxet: When it attacks you mill 20 from your library
juneblue58: ME2 boss fight time.
obionedrop: @Kipstar oh gosh no
JonnyGlitch: Technically, very polished game
Laserbeaks_Fury: the 500 ticket toys
arcbound_roomba: Gumby looking real rough
ashesandmochi: RE monster designs continue to be very cool
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I rememrber this fight from MAss Effect 2
Duwani1: I had one of those that stuck to the ceiling for 7 years
HundreydAundre: NOPE
Seth_Erickson: RE is usually good at monster designs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Enjoy this amazing section where you run away.
xblue007: I'm still in a dream SNAKE EATER
wickaboxet: Monster designs in place of story
SirMorek: capcom makes some awesome looking things
eric_christian_berg: This is how I feel in the morning.
Makrosian_Tae: What a thrill
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris, please, do not gender the abomination.
plummeting_sloth: new Monster Hunter looks tight
strapping_lad: Resident EVIL 6 kool Visuals ..DUMB GAME
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's what Graham was saying while playing this, yes.
Mister_Hush: Piers is assuming that skeleton's gender
wynternyghtynggale: its very moisy
wynternyghtynggale: moist*
ashesandmochi: there are so many finger holds on that grate
Brainoctopussolutions: moisy, both moist and noisy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Quick deploy a shock trap
SirMorek: queue up proof of a hero
raulghoulia: who designed this room?
jetpixi: who designed these ramps?
jetpixi: lol
CyberColossus: I tell ya something for free chat, I miss Lost Planet 2
CaptainSpam: Who designed this facilityu?
HeroSMTwitch: C I N E M A T I C
ashesandmochi: convenient if this were your work
Nydestroyer: I mean this sequence would be pretty dope as a cutscene
El_Funko: uncharted style
jetpixi: OSHA has Questions
El_Funko: A to victory
CyberColossus: that game had WILD SHIT
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad they put these emergency ramps in here but also turned them into steps and fileld them with obstacles
plummeting_sloth: for emergencies
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just wait until you actually have to fight this guy.
Seth_Erickson: It's a cool set piece but is it a horror set piece
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're going to LOVE it.
jetpixi: Aye Aye
JonnyGlitch: deleting all story and narrative would probably make this a much better game
JadedCynic: Chris Redfield, human springboard
Ba_Dum_Tish: No cat-trex-mothra man
Gildan_Bladeborn: No animation is worth using once if you can use it 5 times instead.
El_Funko: it's a video game, third time inc
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris!
Nydestroyer: the planned juke
NoTomToLose: What even is this giant hole though
BrindleBoar: yeah, get that boshy mash
MegaDosX: Man, quicktime events, everyone's favourite mechanic
NoTomToLose: Why are these platforms in here like this
Gildan_Bladeborn: Safe, forever.
Kipstar: bye idiot
plummeting_sloth: well, all our problems are behind us
monakai: That'll stop it
GhostValv: and everything was just fine :)
ArkhamArchivist: Good thing this is at the bottom of the ocean
SirMorek: it's in a hole, these things take care of themselves
Brainoctopussolutions: You'll need to find a convenient Harrier
monakai: almost time
notthepenguins: why wouldnt it be alive??
Defrost: How... how did it get here??
JonnyGlitch: elevator straight o the bossfight room! how convenient!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! this is what you guys wanted to happen, right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh you'll see.
plummeting_sloth: what do you mean, is it still alive Piers. you didn't do anything to it
El_Funko: hit him in his weird meat
Banather: "It's still alive?" Says the guys who did literally nothing to try and kill it 10 seconds ago
MrOrange1987: Hey guys. I rarely get to catch let’s nope live. Shout out to YouTube viewers!
jetpixi: unload the torso!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did we need to finish on time?
jetpixi: it has a migraine now
Gildan_Bladeborn: Eventually... a thing will happen.
plummeting_sloth: oh wait boys, remember Beej has Krondor at 8
Ba_Dum_Tish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then Ben will get to have more fun than Adam.
Ghostalker: Captain! It seems to be weak to bullets!
KeytarCat: back of the head to encourage flanking!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp, sure is dead now.
ICitizenErasedI: ben "2 sniper rifles" ulmer
GhostValv: ggez
KeytarCat: Piers ammo?
eric_christian_berg: Try the Tylenol rounds, he obviously has a headache.
MadmanOreo: septuple tap it to be sure.
JonnyGlitch: phase 1 only phase
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would you think that it would "not" be it?
MAPBoardgames: Dual-wielding sniper rifles.
JonnyGlitch: It's just a phase!
Nydestroyer: quick game of blitzball
Rhynerd: Piers “Two Snipers” Nivens
JadedCynic: got scuba?
combatiblewombatible: the water level from mario but with guns!
wynternyghtynggale: wait water !! get the jetski
JonnyGlitch: you stink
MegaDosX: Agent North-ing this shit with the dual wield sniper rifles
shendaras: What happened to the people you were sent to rescue?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben you screamed the last time you correctly predicted the water level
jetpixi: wtf is blitzball
CyberColossus: you smell
El_Funko: These are my sniper rifles, Fuck Around, and this one's Find Out
kumatsu: Blisteringly relevent hot takes from Adam over here
Gildan_Bladeborn: @jetpixi - it's from Final Fantasy.
ICitizenErasedI: hot 20 year old takes from adam
wickaboxet: Ben was just prepping for this game with his subnautic earlier
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Adam just antagonizing chat
JadedCynic: *kathleen appears and beans Adam with a blitzball....ball*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cat boy
Blind_Gecko: Belt Lady
neisan2112: Yo blitzball sucks, but if it gets added to FF14 I'll be pumped af
OmnipotentTrevor: hornless
InkyGhoast: Kimari Ronso
DiscordianTokkan: Khmarl, or something
HeroSMTwitch: hmmmmm I'm starting to think that we are going to see that guy again
jetpixi: @El_Funko LUL that reminded me of Thor Ragnarok
Fanklok: you probably just play blitzball wrong, it's fun
Nydestroyer: Here's me, playing hundreds of hours of blitzball sad
JonnyGlitch: Paul as perfected his sell-over-internet technology
lirazel64: How are the doors still powered?
raulghoulia: it's a Maxi-Game
jetpixi: @Gildan_Bladeborn Ah I see. I only play 14 lol
JonnyGlitch: smell*
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a surprise!
The_Color_Twelve: literally Edward James olmos but in ff
ChainedDreamer: Blitzball is amazing. I played X and X-2 just for Blitzball, in fact.
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't Wakka, like, hella racist in-game?
AkiraBalance27: my brother loves it
Blind_Gecko: I played the carp outta Blitz Ball
Makrosian_Tae: Blitzball was the shit
tergonis: i had a lot of fun with blitzball
Kramburger: Didn't Kathleen see Blitzball like Adam saw Speda?
LunarJade: Get em
Ba_Dum_Tish: Blitzball is fine until you play it for hours and hours to get wakka ultimate
Arazni: Blitzball is the worst. That and dodging lightning are the reasons I don't have the legendary weapons in that game
friend4dinner: I enjoyed blitz all....
KeytarCat: Blitzball is...fine. Too much grinding to get any of the good stuff
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, it's from the game that introduced ... Tidus? Is that how you spell his name?
PMAvers: Blitzball > Spheda
Seth_Erickson: good thing that water isn't going anywhere
Lithobraker: I dunno, some people think that Spheda is a good games, there's no accounting for taste Kappa
TheBearBee: It just occured to me. Resident Evil is the horror version of Final Fantasy. You have multiple stages in every boss fight AND over the top characters
Saintnex: so there's a door that is closing
SirMorek: oh we found another volcano
MegaDosX: You fell into the core of the planet
plummeting_sloth: shoot and then run
Gildan_Bladeborn: He has a VERY stupid outfit, I know that much.
JonnyGlitch: I've never played Blitzball I just like disagreeing with Adam
HeroSMTwitch: QUICK grab some quarters!
friend4dinner: Yeah the blitz ball trophy was a bit much
Defrost: What happens if you say no to that continue...
Lithobraker: Wait, where the hell did that volcano come from?
JadedCynic: I mean, I didn't *dislike* it when kathleen streamed 10...not sure if she LIKED it, or just wanted to get through it for cheevos etc.
snowmonkey99: have you spoken to Beej about the delay?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also Beej will be coming for you
JonnyGlitch: oh Krondor time?
LunarJade: Don't worry about it too mcuh
JonnyGlitch: Love you both! Thanks for the show!
fastlane250: oops!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Kramburger: SORRY BEEJ
eric_christian_berg: noooo!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the final boss, but you should be able to knock it out easily enough.
Phailhammer: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
hesterbyrde: Much love guys! Thanks so much!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Next time.
jetpixi: so much stuff!
JadedCynic: you got this anyways - thanks for the fun, guiz <3
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
snowmonkey99: I waited til you died
KWardJenx: Talk about a Betrayal at Krondor! Yikes!
MAPBoardgames: The Betrayal was from the Let's Nope boys.
ButButTheJesus: "GET OUUUUUTTT!"
jibkat: Like MEOW!
JonnyGlitch: [Beej will remember this]
KeytarCat: Final Fantasy has a lot of fine minigames, but FFX made it too central for a mini-game
Phailhammer: And now, BEEEEEEEEEEJ
like_100_bears: thanks streamers!
SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye
tergonis: chain the LRR goodness
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just switches over to Beej mid game
UnusuallyLargeMoth: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Lllllllet's get ready to Krondoooooooooooor!!!!!
JonnyGlitch: Oh I just got BZ it's AMAZING
zeldakid1999: VirtualHug
MegaDosX: Imagine if they just played the Zeta intro and smash cut to Beej
JonnyGlitch: It's truly a next-gen game graphically
PMAvers: Beej leans in from off-camera. "GET. OUT!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam needs chats support
JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SnowbirdMike: later
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeee
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fastlane250: byeeee
jetpixi: toodles
JadedCynic: o/
GhostValv: solo support carry :O
LunarJade: Bye Adam! Bye Ben! You're both great!
theleerm: byeeeeeeeeeeee
firekiwi22: Bye!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Phailhammer: cya :)
couldntpickausername: hey everyone, we should go raid Beej who is about to stream
like_100_bears: bye!
jibkat: Byeeees
tergonis: surprise! Beej just loads up the same boss fight
jetpixi: benginRaid
JonnyGlitch: Below Zero is LEGIT, I'm glad I didn't play early access this time, saved all the goodness for launch
zebrashark3: Its like christmas, getting the loud boys right into beej
zebrashark3: What a day
JonnyGlitch: buggy as heck though
ButButTheJesus: unfortunately i have to bed, bye folks lrrHEART
lyropithic: Beej hosting Let's Nope would be neat
jibkat: haha yess
Pantsravaganza: I'm so happy to jump straight into beejtrayal
jibkat: Stream swap
JonnyGlitch: Let's BEEJ
couldntpickausername: Oh god, yes let's have Beej pick and play a horror game
hesterbyrde: Time for Beej It Forward!
jibkat: Adam and Ben have to play BaK?
JonnyGlitch: Things On My Beej
JonnyGlitch: Beej Cafe
JonnyGlitch: Dice Beej
couldntpickausername: actually a stream swap week would be neat for the swapping the different streams around
JadedCynic: @Pantsravaganza it's almost like Desert Bus, and Beej is starting Zeta shift every other night or so <3
RedbeardTheTechnical: Beej Improvement
JonnyGlitch: Beej, Beej, Beej, Fry.
floofynewf: Beej Plays the Whole Thing!
RedbeardTheTechnical: Game of Beej
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: Um, Beej
theblakdeth: Beej Simulator
Phailhammer: Watch Beej Play
JadedCynic: Beej Friends
snortablecola: Beej nope
Ba_Dum_Tish: Crossing the Beej
JadedCynic: Away From Beej
LunarJade: Beej will be on in a sec
JonnyGlitch: the word "Beej" looks really weird now
JonnyGlitch: Hi Heather!
snortablecola: Friday night beej night
theblakdeth: Friday Night Beej Fight
JadedCynic: @LunarJade SeemsGood
HundreydAundre: EWut? Already!? Nooooo! How did it end!?
Excalibur_1867_: The Long Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: The Big Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Long Beej isn't real and he can't hurt you.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Video games with Video Beej
jibkat: That is a -lie-
JonnyGlitch: Play it Beej
NightWingMistHawk: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheBearBee: A Beej Supreme
HundreydAundre: I had to scutes....but I guess it's alright.
JadedCynic: and even ressurect some oldies: Watch + Beej
JonnyGlitch: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BibitteNoire: Heathers beejheld
CaptainSpam: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Matters of Beej
jibkat: Thanks LunarJade
Pantsravaganza: Ben and Adam said to say hi!
NightWingMistHawk: The Book of Beej
RedbeardTheTechnical: Led Beejlins
JadedCynic: LRR's Beejhaus
JonnyGlitch: CheckBeej
jibkat: spooky Heather
JadedCynic: cool! <3
fastlane250: EEK
JonnyGlitch: HI
Ritaspirithntr: Here for the experience, stayed for the beej
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Beejtral at Krondor time on tonights Play it Forward stream! | ||
SnackPak_: sure thing
hesterbyrde: Yes ma'am.
BrindleBoar: the contract shall be honored
Naarius: This is going to end in bread, isn't it?
JadedCynic: Understood lrrHEATHER
SirMorek: I'm not responsible
JadedCynic: roger; wilco! o7
lemmel: Will do!
Ba_Dum_Tish: So this is a war of plesentries
jibkat: Bring out that knives
JadedCynic: @SirMorek don't worry, I'm old - I can be responsible enough for the two of us ;)
kat2kool: @ba_dum_tish And we know how OP Heather is at those
zazamost: it's time for beej
fhorrigan: I need to know if Heather opened a President's Choice All Dressed chip or not.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heather OP at kindness do not nerf
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah, Heather wrecks at wars of pleasentries
Pantsravaganza: Party510 because I am loving these streams.
mtvcdm: Heather is your greatest friend and your most feared enemy
serramarkov: Gotta sleep, g'night all!
Pantsravaganza: lrrBEEEJ_FC
SirMorek: FYI, it is snowing in edmonton
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hesterbyrde: BEEEEEEEJ
JonnyGlitch: Hi Beej!
Corrinmana: Shalom
jibkat: How has the betrayal been?
zazamost: hi beej
JadedCynic: cool!
JonnyGlitch: lucky number 7 is an impromptu 24 hour stream?
RvLeshrac: Sound ironmouseCheer
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej's hair soon will overtake the whole screen
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Arclight_Dynamo: Some say Beej is still trying to find his way to Krondor to this day.
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mtvcdm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
mtvcdm: Enough! Sub at my price or be off with you.
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JonnyGlitch: "Patreon, there's a lot of you!"
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2518 patrons for a total of $18,332.12 per month.
plummeting_sloth: so what Beej is saying is Cough it up
JonnyGlitch: mm those 1993 sound bites
LightingExpert13: does this border come with dosbox krondor?
JonnyGlitch: too quiet
Ba_Dum_Tish: The loading ready run mega entertainment network requires money to run
LunarJade: it's pretty quiet
jibkat: ok the sound effects were great
johnalogue: a lot of money gets thrown around for "entertainment" easily inferior to LRR
Arclight_Dynamo: The MIDI is good, the music is a little low.
jibkat: the music, is almost not there
Arclight_Dynamo: But fine.
zazamost: that's a lot, but there's a lot of expenses including people (most important), so it's worth it
DaSunao: I didn't know there was music unti lyou told me
HundreydAundre: Nah, its audible.
JadedCynic: game sound fx is good, music is too faint for me to hear...
Corrinmana: The music is reletively quiet
JonnyGlitch: the music is half the game
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Can't hear the music
HundreydAundre: You could keep as is.
mtvcdm: I have heard the Canadian dollar's particularly strong lately.
SnackPak_: it really is just like the old days
JadedCynic: ahhhh, the days of *.CFG editing...
zazamost: music alone could be like 50% louder?
JonnyGlitch: autoexec.bat?
JadedCynic: yeah, I remember seeing him in chat last stream?
ICitizenErasedI: autoexec.beej
JadedCynic: it was LATE
Arclight_Dynamo: Levels seem good.
nifleon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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JadedCynic: okay, I can hear quiet music, but yeah it's there
flatluigi: seems good
KCazduke: Hey Beej, what hair products do you use to get that Doc Brown look? It's very shocking. :P
JonnyGlitch: it's audible now
SirMorek: i think that's pretty okay, music counts as quiet but that's chill
LightingExpert13 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
LightingExpert13: hooray for more Krondor. Great stream. Doing great Beej.
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RvLeshrac: Music is still extremely low, but might be worth seeing in game.
JadedCynic: I can 'feel' the music - it's background music; it SHOULD be lower than the streamer and game sound fx :D
SirMorek: doc brown is a natural
JonnyGlitch: not even WATER
Gascitygaming: it's taht thicc
ArcOfTheConclave: that scans
ICitizenErasedI: hair styled by sleep(tm)
jibkat: Beej is going for dreadlocks?
Corrinmana: Hey Beej!!, You said you'd like to hear BaK re-rendered on modern synths, so I'm doing that. I tweeted you about it, but I don't know how active you are.
MAPBoardgames: Dear Streamer, the game/you are too loud/quiet. Sincerely, the Chat.
matthaus_c: beej's skin produces all he needs for his hair, at the price of not producing what he needs for his skin
RobotInProgress: Eldritch?!
NoxStryx: eldrich shampoo
SirMorek: Eldritch shampoo? baalorEyes
Gascitygaming: Beej I just want you to know i spent about half an hour looking at a Princess Auto magazine/flyer today, I wanted SO MANY thing that i don't actually need
JonnyGlitch: brushing works to clean hair, which is what we used before chemicals
JadedCynic: you use your hands as 'sponges' to draw out the stuff in your hair :)
KCazduke: That's some extensive hair treatment. I approve of your grooming habits!
SK__Ren: I'm the same way. Unless my hair is actually dirty, I tend to not use Shampoo.
flatluigi: to be fair, that's how people end up on the raw meat diet
flatluigi: and get scurvy
SK__Ren: What are the 3 ways to clean something? Mechanical Force, Heat, and Solvents. Hot Water is all 3.
TheMerricat: ^^^^
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I had to switch to Johnson and Johnson "Lots of tears" and it was less go
jibkat: You are forgetting fire SK__Ren
KCazduke: OH GOD what is that framerate?!
JonnyGlitch: This does not surprise me, knowing about the ointments and unguents you use
HundreydAundre: State of an Art!
Zalthia: Zooop
JonnyGlitch: Water!
Asimech: @plummeting_sloth Should try J&J "All the Tears". It's a total no-go.
Tiber727: I admit I was using the wrong shampoo for years. What did it for me was tea tree oil.
flatluigi: where's the giant steps setting
plummeting_sloth: put a fucking rocket motor on us
JonnyGlitch: "some gamers like a challenge, not me though!"
jibkat: I also swear by teatres Tiber727
jellybean57: switching to shampooing only maybe every 1.5-2 weeks was a game changer for me
Tiber727: @Asimech Ah yes, the onion-based shampoo?
matthaus_c: I am saying you're doing a great job
sirspate: Unexpected life tips are great. I remember a late show when I was young, the host randomly said "If you seem to get pimples all the time, wash your pillowcase more often"
KCazduke: So would Beej consider rocking a beard like Gorath?
Arclight_Dynamo: You mean glued on?
HundreydAundre: So to abridge this, Don't put chemicals you wouldn't want on scalp?
JonnyGlitch: Also, already having skin issues won't do any favors to someone growing a beard
Asimech: @Tiber727 Onion and Ennui. I believe the marketing name is Ennuion.
plummeting_sloth: BONK
invisible_eleph: *tink*
SquareDotCube: *tonk*
JonnyGlitch: wow they hit like a TRUCK
JadedCynic: KLANK, boom
jibkat: Beej aggressive, Beej Beej aggressive
Asimech: Are they slapping them with the sides of the swords?
plummeting_sloth: returned to ti's home planet underground
SquareDotCube: "Gorath, have you tried using the blade of your sword?"
JonnyGlitch: oh they've set up a production line how convenient
JonnyGlitch: you got this
Arclight_Dynamo: Rough.
JonnyGlitch: an amount of money that would be significant if you hadn't broken the economy
Tiber727: @Asimech Oh yeah, I remember that. The only brand that, instead of using "regular strength" and "extra strength" rates their shampoo by the scoville scale.
JadedCynic: HEHEEH, Larry Miller - classic!
Asimech: @Tiber727 Too bad about their scented line. Really loved their tagline: "It's not the smell, it's the stinging in your eyes."
until_may: man i cant wrap my head around any of this
Arclight_Dynamo: Owyn, that's just speed.
invisible_eleph: ooo, fantasy modafanil
Arclight_Dynamo: Eey, the sounds work great!
BrindleBoar: bwong-plop
JonnyGlitch: o... kay...
Arclight_Dynamo: Bit loud compared to the music and MIDI, but good!
SirMorek: oh man, that popped to attention. Byoooing
KeytarCat: that's a lotta dudes
JonnyGlitch: did this turn into a Loony Tunes sketch?
randomino5: Pocket sand!
jibkat: pocket sand!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Get bagged, son."
JadedCynic: POCKET sand!
invisible_eleph: sorry you had to go through so much effort for the audio levels beej, if it helps these sound effects are 100% gold
plummeting_sloth: Horray, we have sound effects! *moments later* oh no we have sound effects
TheMerricat: Chat for some reason my memory has been crappy this past week. Are we still in chapter one looking around or are we moving along the plot lines now?
Arclight_Dynamo: Still ch. 1, yes.
hesterbyrde: How are you feeling after your shot, Beej! Super happy to hear you got stabbed!
TheMerricat: awesome, thanks @Arclight_Dynamo :)
Arclight_Dynamo: We've made it most of the way 'round clockwise to Krondor, but we're not there yet.
plummeting_sloth: you helped Owen
KeytarCat: Owyn hits like a notably fast gnat
SquareDotCube: good to pawn.
plummeting_sloth: I love that we have this weird serial killer ritual of taking our victims gear, repairing it, and placing it back on their corpse
CommiePuddin: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
JadedCynic: Chat: "But Master Beej, before training, do we not honor the Cities?" Beej: "Ah, student. There is only ONE city - and it's name is Krondor. And what do we say to the City of Krondor?" Chat: "...." Beej: "we say 'not today'" lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: somewhere a detective is on the trail of the Tinker Bandit
jibkat: Its only fair plummeting_sloth that way the next group of bandits have some gear to use to try and attack you with
KeytarCat: He was only thinking of his
KeytarCat spellcasting
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth a travelling signeur, trying to unravel this mystery and ensure there is no threat to the Prince and the kingdom...
chaostreader: There were 5 guys. You can’t see the crossbow man in the back
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Negarretep: "Wow look at this big hole in your armor, no wonder you died. Let me just fix that for you"
Tiber727: @plummeting_sloth It's to throw the detective off. "How did these men die with unused weapons and armor?"
JadedCynic: it improves our skills in repairing our OWN weapons and armor?
plummeting_sloth: Locklear smelled fish. Unrelatedly, he decided to to Silden
Arclight_Dynamo: Two taverns or two entrances?
plummeting_sloth: nah, pick a fight with some sailors!
plummeting_sloth: for low Cajuns
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo probably the latter - limited UI for the 'town page'?
KeytarCat: Cajunlo translates to Power, from what I found
Arclight_Dynamo: Wiki: "Aventurine is a form of quartz, characterised by its translucency and the presence of platy mineral inclusions that give it a shimmering or glistening effect termed aventurescence."
jibkat: Who are you haggling with?
jibkat: It was a magic room?
snowmonkey99: Aventurine is a semi precious stone, yes
plummeting_sloth: yep, adventurine is like smooth green quartz
virgil82: @Negarretep I've been playing a lot of Hades and I can just hear that in Hypnos' voice.
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Honestly, likely. Especially considering the resolution and the small screens you'd be playing at. Gotta make it easy to click.
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BrindleBoar: should've dumped them onto those dead guys
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JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo not able to easily redefine the size of the 'scene buttons', so to fill the relevant part of the scene, they just put TWO buttons over all of the inn/tavern building
plummeting_sloth: keep the filthy animal, and change
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TheMerricat: I would guess that the code for the town page UI can only hand rectangular hitboxes for the locations and so they draw two boxes in some spots instead of having a huge box that covers area that aren't actually building.
JadedCynic: ^^^
plummeting_sloth: ah, pokiir. You sly devil
Arclight_Dynamo: "No, I only play blokjax."
jibkat: All in!
frogomb: Pokiirmon
plummeting_sloth: and they're dealers are referred to as Pokiirman
juniperroan: and if you lose you only lose 100
Arclight_Dynamo: Were those... words?
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo 'simlish' ;)
juniperroan: "SAA, enconsi"
plummeting_sloth: i like the idea of doing so well at gambling that folks are like "nah fuck you man I'm not paying for your song"
juniperroan: tsumani is my fave. he says "honours to your houses", it's such a nice thing to welcome you to a new run
juniperroan: oh wait you brought Locklear all the way to silden. is this an all quests run?
plummeting_sloth: ah, got caught juicing
JadedCynic: oof!
Arclight_Dynamo: Tsk, tsk. Gotta stay off the juice, brother.
JadedCynic: @juniperroan apparently, more interested in powerlevelling :)
Juliamon: juniperroan Beej is taking the scenic route to Krondor.
plummeting_sloth: "wow, hell of a story my friend. anyway here's Wonderwall"
LightingExpert13: i love barding
juniperroan: there's a quest you can only finish by doing things this way
Juliamon: and by "scenic" I mean "depopulating chapter 1"
juniperroan: there's also a unique lesson available
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, Beej is following a guide.
juniperroan: heh xD makes sense
JadedCynic: guess it happens a lot with travellers
Pantsravaganza: They were lousy when I got here
chaostreader: I don’t know if he’s doing an all quests run though.
plummeting_sloth: The "don't louse the beds" sign is raising a lot of questions answered by the "Don't louse the bed" sign
TheMerricat: So chat, real talk. I'm from this era of gaming, and the way Beej is playing right now is 100% how games taught us to play if we wanted to see all the content in it. Am I the only one who gets disappointed in modern games for being so straight forward and sorta punishing this sort of through exploration of the game?
Asimech: @Pantsravaganza I started trying to formulate a joke like that, but got stuck looking up if "lousy" did in fact mean "infested with lice" originally. And it did, according to Etymonline.
juniperroan: joftaz has more in later chapters
juniperroan: you have to be diseased to get to the temple
RobotInProgress: No I'm Critical Roll~
plummeting_sloth: daww, I thought we were going to get press-ganged
plummeting_sloth: as yet another way to keep us away from Krondo
plummeting_sloth: r
juniperroan: and that's where the quest is
Asimech: @TheMerricat I am absolutely disappointed whenever they punish, or block, this sort of approach. But I feel conflicted about not needing to do this to not get hosed in some way.
juniperroan: technically I think any condition will work so if you want to get that scene you can go sick or hungry
frogomb: Shits
JadedCynic: splinter?
JadedCynic: no wait
RvLeshrac: Thorn
Arclight_Dynamo: Peace?
KeytarCat: I thought splinter?
SK__Ren: Empty?
juniperroan: good guesses in chat!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, thorn is a good guess.
RvLeshrac: I wasn't looking over here and thought it would be splinter, but the short word does it in :p
drshellbell: Thorn would make sense
Nefasine: splinter is too long, Thorn
plummeting_sloth: boy shits does seem to fit huh :)
PharaohBender27: @RvLeshrac That seems a god guess
mtvcdm: Thorn sounds good
juniperroan: wait he's following a guide and it doesn't say how to get to the temple? bad guide xD
LightingExpert13: @TheMerricat I was not privilege to play these sort of games at this time. I am not a fan of game punishing for exploration.
PharaohBender27: Congrats, @RvLeshrac ! :D
Derkatronic: thats a lot of cash
Lord_Hosk: no, he has the guide open, but is only looking if he gets stuck on something juniperroan
juniperroan: oh I see.
juniperroan: he's gonna still miss content then. but I guess if he's not trying to see it all that's fine lol
JadedCynic: okay, this seems less a riddle and more local trivial
Asimech: Skeletor?
Arclight_Dynamo: C-tier box, that one.
Fanklok: is there anywhere that has the word lock questions, answers AND the letters available?
plummeting_sloth: I mean the man does have lock in his name
Fanklok: thanks beej
JadedCynic: death?
HundreydAundre: p-p-p, P-Picking the lock!
SK__Ren: Alchohol?
head_cannon: alcohol
jibkat: booze!
plummeting_sloth: memory?
JadedCynic: yeah, booze
fastlane250: that has to be the first time i've ever heard of a windows help file being useful for anything
SirMorek: Drink! Drink!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: I have mixed drinks about feelings.
jibkat: the cause of and solution too all of lifes problems
DaSunao: @MAPBoardgames That got me good
juniperroan: windows help is good in some old games. King's bounty file has a lot of good info lol
juniperroan: yes, you have to have a negative condition to get to the temple
KeytarCat: oh that's why you can buy spoiled rations
Arclight_Dynamo: "I would like one chunky milk, please."
plummeting_sloth: hey, I want to buy your wears to get sick on purpose!
PharaohBender27: "Saan kan si" is how I'm interpreting that audio
juniperroan: no, you have to be awake at midnight
Arclight_Dynamo: Remember to ditch the leftovers, eh?
juniperroan: if you're asleep the condition gets healed immediately
plummeting_sloth: well, I've got to pound another green lunchable
DarkMorford: Poisoning Your Teammates for Fun and Profit
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Finnish trivia: That could be parsed as "saan kansi" -> (I) get lid.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but only 4% sick, so that's basically not sick at all
plummeting_sloth: I will turn to face God and walk backward into Silben
head_cannon: I do like how each bit of text feedback isn't dry rules text, but always embellished into a bit of prose instead.
JadedCynic: @head_cannon that's what happens when you get a published author to do the story rather than programmers and the like ;)
PharaohBender27: @Asimech Huh.
TheDefiledPrince: @Asimech That's pretty lid
DarkMorford: Can we summon the ancient sea god from Morrowind instead?
plummeting_sloth: huh
Arclight_Dynamo: Yikes.
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad it took a tummy ache to get here
juniperroan: Dan beyla, your jinkies
PharaohBender27: @Asimech lrrWOW
BrindleBoar: Is he The One Above Shirts, too?
obijam_: do you come with the shrine?
JadedCynic: @BrindleBoar she's got a blouse; don't kinkshame (it's a warm, tropical clime here)
DarkMorford: @BrindleBoar Clearly not The One Above Bras :p
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Specifically: "saan" -> generally means things like "I will get" (context changes how it should be translated). Kansi -> lid / cover / etc. But for "I will get a lid" it should be "saan kannen".
Asimech: @Asimech Ooph. (Good one.)
plummeting_sloth: oooh, so THAT"S what we bonked earlier
ghyllnox: You've also spoken to one
DarkMorford: Hehe, she said "aroused" Kappa
juniperroan: I dunno about your guide but I can give you some info you will probably need for this quest
Arclight_Dynamo: Does this have the good bless?
juniperroan: fair enough
MAPBoardgames: Hint: Don't listen to chat.
juniperroan: this specific wuest is kissable
juniperroan: is why I mention
juniperroan: some of it can only be completed in chapter 1
doodlord2: kissable qwests? I'm IN!
JadedCynic: @doodlord2 "Grow UP, Double-Oh-Seven!"
JadedCynic: :D
doodlord2: HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
DarkMorford: "Oh, behave, Austin!"
juniperroan: yeah you're fine
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obijam_: i kinda cant get over how vast this DOS game is
juniperroan: let me know if hints are desired. will hold otherwise
Arclight_Dynamo: It really is stunning how advanced this is for 1993.
PharaohBender27: @obijam_ Same - this BONKERS for a game released in 1993
plummeting_sloth: let's just live in our seaside cottage forever
Bruwin: The CD version with the soundtrack is awesome
juniperroan: sick is a pretty weak rebuff but it's still annoying xD
Arclight_Dynamo: This *is* the CD version.
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, 1993 was a great year for PC games. This, Doom, Myst...
Bruwin: And it is awesome
Arclight_Dynamo: I get why rations are sold in packs of 7 and 14, but not having rations be divisible by 3 honks.
jibkat: xwing too
DoodlestheGreat: Betrayal at Cron Job. notsquishY
juniperroan: one of the very few things improved by Antara was ration splitting xD
jibkat: day of the tenticle
jibkat: master of orion
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow. That's a stacked year for games.
juniperroan: I believe these locks are pretty high level, you may not even have enough picks lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is duping. He has infinite picks.
Negarretep: You'd think that locklear would be able to teach owyn a thing or two instead of just letting him go at it
juniperroan: oh lol
JadedCynic: 1993 - yeah, right in the heyday of PC games market
Arclight_Dynamo: He's gonna sit here and grind this skill up by force. :D
chaostreader: If Beej gets to 2 picklocks he can have Locklear open it.
DoodlestheGreat: Quick! Call the Lockpicking Lawyer!
DarkMorford: 1993 was just after King's Quest 6, too. Definitely a good vintage.
juniperroan: good RPGs too. world of xeen, dark sun, this one...
iris_of_ether: Ooh, I have memories of King's Quest 6 (and thankfully had a friend with a strat guide for the back 25% of the game....)
jibkat: 94 was another fine year
jibkat: warcraft, tiefighter
Arclight_Dynamo: I like to think he snaps them himself out of frustration. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Stonekeep! Yes!
JadedCynic: or if they do, we can get them out of the lock
juniperroan: yeah stomekeep.was around this time too
JadedCynic: stonekeep was innovative
Arclight_Dynamo: Stonekeep is basically Grimrock.
DoodlestheGreat: And I thought lockpicking in Bethesda games was annoying...
Bruwin: Honestly, the entire 90s were solid for pc games
Fanklok: most icky lock sets come with an extraction tool
Arclight_Dynamo: Stonekeep is also available on GoG, BTW.
obijam_: im imagining the other 2 over each shoulder being all: didja get it? didja get it? didja...
snowmonkey99: Ah yes, load all drivers in high mem
iris_of_ether: I never got the old Ripley's Believe It or Not game to run, though from what I saw decades later, that was a blessing. (Pixel-hunt-y)
JadedCynic: well, yah but it was using 3d modelling, rather than static 2d sprites, like eye of the beholder...
TemporallyAwry: Oh wow, nostalgia remembers that game having way better graphics PrideLaugh
jibkat: heh
DarkMorford: One of my favorite things about KQ6 was that they actually hired professional voice actors for the game. (KQ5 had voice acting, but it was basically random people from Sierra getting in the booth.)
Bruwin: It's like the shift to vga graphics just unleashed a crapton of creativity that led to a lot of classic games
jibkat: quick hit the turbo button!
SirMorek: back when computers had a TURBO button!
JadedCynic: yeahhhhh
Bruwin: A turbo button that slowed your computer down!
Arclight_Dynamo: The turbo button was *such* a ridiculous marketing name.
Bruwin: Turning it ON slowed it down
DarkMorford: My first PC ran at 33 MHz. It got up to a whopping 40 MHz with turbo!
obijam_: this lock was crafted by satan himself
Negarretep: I never got to see my first computer. My father picked it up from the shop and immediately took it to his work to use as an email server :(
jibkat: wang computers!
DarkMorford: Gateway2000!
JadedCynic: "IBM 100% Compatibles"
obijam_: my first pc was a PC Jr
fastlane250: the wild west of IBM compatibles
cuailgne: Tandy!
JadedCynic: Tandy
JadedCynic: good ol' Radio Shack
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. Seanix lasted until 2009, when they declared bankruptcy due to a bad business purchase.
Bruwin: I finally convinced my dad to buy a packard bell because it would help me do my homework. And I promised not to play games on it 'cause I already had a nintendo
SirMorek: the wild times of people making companies in their college dorm (with their parent's money)
Bruwin: It neither helped me with my homework, nor prevented me from playing games on it
jibkat: the IBM clone days
RvLeshrac: We picked up our extra 256k of conventional memory because my mother wanted to play Arkanoid II.
Asimech: @Arclight_Dynamo Interesting. I've seen quite a few things which went away in the 2005-2015.
SK__Ren: Good old Compaq
Bruwin: I miss the old Compaq cases that could be used as literal boat anchors
TheMerricat: I remember Hewitt Packard going down the same route.
DarkMorford: I remember RAM costing $1 per megabyte back in the day.
Arclight_Dynamo: I remember having a Commodore PC-10 III. Which, yes, was an IBM compatible.
obijam_: @Bruwin lol
DarkMorford: Oh, pizza-box computers!
JadedCynic: Oh yeah - the DESKTOP computers <3
JadedCynic: that were steel case and could hold the weight of a big ol' CRT <3
JadedCynic: that 'aspect ratio' yeah - but more like 4" high
aquinas_0: Good all Eagle II IBM Clones, many memories
Asimech: Meanwhile I don't trust my horizontal HTPC cases to hold up a 17" TFT.
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TacitusVigil: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Xooszi: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
DoodlestheGreat: The first computer I ever owned was an IBM PS/2 Model 25, running DOS 5. It was a prize I won at college. It was worth what I paid for it. ConcernDoge
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Bruwin: @TheMerricat Jeez, the amount of money in that stack back in the day
TemporallyAwry: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Arclight_Dynamo: It's wild how fast these things changed. I have an aunt who grew up in rural, Acadian Nova Scotia with no electricity or plumbing. She ended up working mainframes for Canada Revenue, and is still plugged in to PC tech stuff. She got me into PC gaming. I can't imagine how mindblowing that must have been.
Phailhammer: Beej's old job sounds like my current one. :D
DoodlestheGreat: Hey, Foxmar.
JadedCynic: it's been a good 'learning experience' :D
obijam_: if only we had some lockpicks instead of these crummy picklocks
jibkat: Hey Foxsquad
DarkMorford: Damn Krondorian knockoff lockpicks...
DoodlestheGreat: @arclight_dynamo, one of my uncles worked at Litton Industries on the early hard disk systems. He said that one day the engineers wheeled in this thing that was a set of metal platters the size of a pizza and announced to all "This... is ONE MEGABYTE!"
TheMerricat: What Beej described is how the IT department of my old job at a hospital operated, except the computers were shitty $100 boxes that lasted about six months before the motherboard inevitablly fried itself on the hospitals shitty electrical power.
DoodlestheGreat: I wanna go back in time to that room and hold up my keychain drive and go "Kewl. This is 128 GB..."
mtvcdm: There's a computer at work that's got about a million years of burn-in on it but has yet to be replaced.
obijam_: @DoodlestheGreat my dad also worked at Litton
DarkMorford: @DoodlestheGreat Wow, a whole MB? Who could ever need that much storage?
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DeM0nFiRe: Secret podcast PogChamp
fastlane250: EEK 2.0
jibkat: Its ghosts!
Arclight_Dynamo: @DoodlestheGreat Wow, such POWER! :D
RunningMonkeys: secret podcast! PridePog
NonjaBiru: lrrSPOOP
HundreydAundre: Wut?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: yes
jibkat: YES WE DO
JadedCynic: Sounds cool
TheMerricat: This is what a four megabyte hard drive platter from 1965 looks like - iPhone shows the scale. -
xantos69: Yep
iris_of_ether: Honestly? Yeah
ghyllnox: Yes!
Pantsravaganza: I'll watch
fastlane250: s'all good
DoodlestheGreat: Heather, this whole section better end up in the highlights
iris_of_ether: @TheMerricat Dang
DarkMorford: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Bruwin: LUL
RunningMonkeys: LUL
DoodlestheGreat: @Arclight_Dynamo 64 KB ought to be enough for anyone. - Bill Gates
LightingExpert13: @TheMerricat that is amazing
HundreydAundre: O.O
ghyllnox: Like Ben's? LUL
MAPBoardgames: Frozen bananas are good.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEATHER
Micsig: veggiebois
MAPBoardgames: Cheap too!
virgil82: Gold.
obijam_: hold out for 1 frozen vegetable per chapter
jibkat: where do you buy frozen bananas?
chaostreader: @themerricat I did not see the iPhone for a while.
mtvcdm: Here, here is strawpoll
Driosenth: don't worry it James Turner brand ice cream, it doesn't really exist
JadedCynic: just think, we change many of your party members at the end of Ch 1 and practically start over in Ch 2, so the grind would be needed for the NEW characters :D
DoodlestheGreat: @mtvcdm Voted snack.
aquinas_0: I played with a kit computer circa 1965 once, it had 12 bits of memory
aquinas_0: the minivac 6010
obijam_: 12 bits!
aquinas_0: 12 Bits
DarkMorford: Fun not-fact: Data is a gas. It expands to fill the container it's in. This is why your hard drive always fills up after a few months even when you barely use it. Kappa
JadedCynic: yeah, we get them back, but look at it like this, we have three more PCs in the 'adventuring pool' to train up, too :D
aquinas_0: read off the values, old instructions for blackjack by semaphore
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obijam_: easier to flow the the internet tubes
juniperroan: i think it's a reasonable approach if you don't know what the party combos are gonna be xD
Pantsravaganza: Wow. poll nearly 50/50
TheMerricat: Chat, I remember in my compsci classes them talking about how those hard drive platters couldn't get any larger than the one I posted because the glue holding hte magnetic powder to the platter wasn't strong enough to withstand the centrifugal forces on the edges
vanboxel: Anyone else play through Krondor b/c of Beej? I enjoyed going through it again (and finally finishing it). Not as much lockpicking in a casual playthrough :p
mtvcdm: bumping of critical strawpoll
jibkat: We all want more stories
jibkat: Some want snacks
Easilycrazyhat: 50/50 between yes and snack, not no :p
iris_of_ether: 50/50 between 'snack' and 'yes'
DeM0nFiRe: Well the poll is 50/50 between Yes and Beej Deserves a Snack
JadedCynic: look closer at the results, Beej :D
JadedCynic: 45 yes, 5 no, 50 yes AND...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: ugh, at least it wasn't the GREEN monochrome...
Asimech: @JadedCynic Improv chat.
Arclight_Dynamo: Amber > Green, fite me.
LightingExpert13: @mtvcdm nice
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo <3
DarkMorford: I read "DOS for Dummies" and "Windows for Dummies" cover to cover. Multiple times. I was a weird kid.
Driosenth: I'm still dailying a 1987 Model M keyboard that my dad got for his IBM
Asimech: @Arclight_Dynamo Amber as base colour, green as highlight. (My guitar tuner is amber, until the tone is spot on then it turns green. It's great.)
JadedCynic: back when Windows was just an O/S shell in front of Dos 6...
aquinas_0: green red better, amber gave less headaches
ZawaAmaz: brode sode
Arclight_Dynamo: @Asimech Oh, that sounds neat!
obijam_: the lock was simple he says....
MAPBoardgames: The lock was simple... it only took 3 days to pick.
TacitusVigil: "First try!"
Vlanoik: two pieces of future money... maybe
obijam_: @TacitusVigil lol
jibkat: But did you read; In the Beginning...Was the Command Line by Neal Stephenson
Asimech: @Arclight_Dynamo It's one of those "light on black" LCD screens with a amber/green backlight LED. Surprisingly common in audio stuff. If you look around or get lucky.
aquinas_0: @jibkat but did you read the old jargon files? or BOFH?
aquinas_0: :D
DarkMorford: When I was in kindergarten (this would've been 1989-1990) my teacher told my parents "He's gonna be a computer guy when he grows up." I was showing interest (and competence) that early.
jibkat: Yes I did
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford OW...I *graduated* 1990 :( geezer.gif
aquinas_0: when Eric S Raymond was someone to look up to... god this world
JadedCynic: I remember getting involved in an RFD with some rather prominent people regarding the creation of a new newsgroup in the rec.*** hierarchy just a few years after this came out
JadedCynic: check your skills?
JadedCynic: I wonder if any of them went DOWN from that forgetful house?
TheMerricat: I miss Usenet.
LightingExpert13: chat, did we throw away those spoiled rations?
juniperroan: let me know when you're ready for hints lol
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeahhhh...
chaostreader: @lightingexpert13 yes
jibkat: torches and shovels, for graverobbing?
aquinas_0: I was about a decade too late for usenet, but damn do I miss good IRC
Asimech: Ah, the three words old style adventurers want to hear. "Torches are available."
LightingExpert13: @chaostreader thanks
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make your DM wait.
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I still have a paid subscription to a usenet provider but I haven't used it for anything other than a cheap throwaway email address. It's all full of spam these days.
juniperroan: you're on the right track. there's also another area you may need to explore, I can give you more if you want about that
Arclight_Dynamo: Would you like to see exactly where the rusalki encounters are on a map?
juniperroan: I *believe* you can get them all in chapter 1, but I think some of them stop being available after
DarkMorford: Our first computer was a Coleco ADAM. The computer's power supply was built into the *printer* and the electrical surge when you turned it on could erase whatever tape you left in the data drive last time. Lots of fun. :p
juniperroan: there's 1 rusalka in the north dimwood
juniperroan: and you have to explore this area at night like you thought
juniperroan: yeah. there's nothing indicating it's connected lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Temple travel?
juniperroan: I'm thinking they probably thought "nobody is gonna come get this quest anyway and if they do they clearly enjoy walking around our game world"
jibkat: Also the poll said you need snacks
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat Google really sort of killed USENET (or at least maintenance of same) they took a lot of it 'under their wing' and after a few years, maybe around 2005 or so, they just seemed to not assign staff for moderation, etc, and because Google owned whole hierarchies, we couldn't get user-mods so the spam just flooded in as their 'maintainer' lost interest (and we knew this 'buy and let go fallow' habit of Google's before most :p ) sigh
juniperroan: there's also one in an encounter you probably already found?
juniperroan: you don't see it on the map, you trigger it by interacting with stuff
JadedCynic: I met my wife on, so you could say I was invested in the medium even when things like AOL and Yahoo message boards started to be 'teh in place to interact'
DarkMorford: Is Usenet even used for anything other than warez swapping these days?
Arclight_Dynamo: FWIW, the page I pulled that map from had the rusalki listed under chs. 2 & 3, so I don't really know what that means.
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford wait, is it EVEN used for that, rather than just an unmoderated repository for spam?
ghyllnox: @juniperroan he found the encounter, but not the fight
juniperroan: oh I eee
juniperroan: I won't say more about that then
obijam_: that torch has incredible luminescence
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic no it's got a good 'pirate' scene going on usenet though to use it for that generally as much as it would to just pay for whatever you are yo ho hoing since you need both a news server subscription but a NZB provider.
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic I cancelled the one paid account I had several years ago, but I remember the alt.binaries.* tree having actual programs and stuff.
juniperroan: interesting idea
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, that's horrifying.
juniperroan: yeah sometimes the writing in this game is good xD
Arclight_Dynamo: I will insist on calling that spell "Honcho's Poncho."
jibkat: Which spell, the honcho poncho?
TheMerricat: she sure doesn't like you being near her....
juniperroan: different squares in the map are coded with different "priority" relative to your target lol
jibkat: i mean shes not attacking right?
jibkat: thats good
TheMerricat: I'ma just going to go back and forth between these two trees, don't mind me.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Follow the quest nipple.
juniperroan: alright! you found one of the hidden ones xD
juniperroan: interestingly her prophecies are all real and do relate to figure events :)
TheMerricat: "In Slavic folklore, the rusalka (plural: rusalki; Cyrillic: русалка; Polish: rusałka) is a female entity, often malicious toward mankind and frequently associated with water, with counterparts in other parts of Europe, such as the French Melusine and the Germanic Nixie. Folklorists have proposed a variety of origins for the entity, including that they may originally stem from Slavic paganism, where they may have been seen as benevolent spirits. "
DarkMorford: Marked by his smell? Gibb?
MAPBoardgames: Garlic?
jibkat: no no, he uses sex panther
jibkat: works, every, time
juniperroan: check near the the west at night
juniperroan: you should be good. j think it's just the dimwood one now
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone! How goes avoiding the Krondor?
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, the voices are great. :D
hexy_lexy: this game has voice acting?!
plummeting_sloth: Abuk, brother of Ajar
Electrodyne: I think we're making progress on working through our betrayal issues
Lysander_Gustav: Was this made before or after myst?
Arclight_Dynamo: Released the same year as Myst.
Arclight_Dynamo: Myst looked better, but this has a real 3D engine.
hexy_lexy: do yall think abuk lives in the library? :p
Lysander_Gustav: The artefacting around the photos is a nice touch
Electrodyne: abuk. heh
Electrodyne: That made me chuckle
Lysander_Gustav: yay for fans being passionate about their archiving
PMAvers: Sounds like a program you need a clean environment to test the EXE in first. Like, say, the streaming office PC.
hexy_lexy: @Electrodyne im glad my self-indulgent sense of humour makes others laugh
Arclight_Dynamo: Remember what Paul says: Always download .exes from Russian websites and run them!
vanboxel: I think you need james in your party to trigger the lockpicking event.
Lysander_Gustav: This has made me nostalgic for games of my youth. I wonder if I can get morrowind to run on my system. I think I still have the map from the game somewhere.
juniperroan: grid can help with these
Lysander_Gustav: was that a magical minefield?
hexy_lexy: "ill just take the teensiest step" our hero, seconds before death :p
Arclight_Dynamo: Wheel?
SK__Ren: River?
chaostreader: @lysander_gustav Essentially
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: whiil
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Arclight_Dynamo: Nice.
TheMerricat: @lysander_gustav if you aren't worried about mods there is a modern update to Morrowind's engine called openmw
SK__Ren: nice
Narzareth: Absolutely loving this! Thank you so much for sharing this game Beej, it's a absolute blast! Cheer5000 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
Lysander_Gustav: Oh, and I forgot about the skywind project,
Arclight_Dynamo: Sword?
hexy_lexy: :O dats a lot of bits!!! so generous!!!
iris_of_ether: :O
ghyllnox: lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: *Sigh* Ass?
iris_of_ether: Ice
mtvcdm: ice
DaSunao: Ice?
ContingentCat: ice?
TheMerricat: ice :p
hexy_lexy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Narzareth! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Narzareth! (Today's storm count: 109)
DaSunao: lrrHEART
MAPBoardgames: Not many 3 letterl words
Electrodyne: ice?
Lysander_Gustav: Titanic and hail?
Electrodyne: Ice.
Electrodyne: yarp
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Narzareth: Thank you! lrrAWESOME
50 raiders from wiggins have joined!
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
Izandai: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
mtvcdm: Hi raiders!
TheAinMAP: mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden
Juliamon: Flawless timing, Chatt
sketchy_007: koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns koovGuns
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Chatthew! We just went on break!
hexy_lexy: welcome, Chatthew!
Electrodyne: Hi Matt and Chatt
Juliamon: We JUST went on break
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
Izandai: lrrFRUMP lrrBEEJ
DaSunao: lrrFRUMP
owleyedman: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
KeytarCat: [M/Ch]att!
Graham_LRR: Welcome Chatt!
KeytarCat: o hi g
Graham_LRR: o hi
DarkMorford: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BusTed: Shhhh
asthanius: everyone is here
ContingentCat: hi heather
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DaSunao: lrrHEATHER
obijam_: Graham_LRRk
TheAinMAP: Secret!?
hexy_lexy: ghost heather!!!
RunningMonkeys: hi Heather
mtvcdm: Hey! That's me! I'M not Heather! Merely her loyal minion!
hexy_lexy: @Graham_LRR hi nerd!
BusTed: Yum!
Juliamon: mmm!
Lysander_Gustav: dippy things are good too
Graham_LRR: But Heather, Heather always tells us to remember that goofs in the break don’t make it to YouTube D:
TheMerricat: Heather and Beej are adorable :D
Izandai: PrideLaugh Glorious
mtvcdm: !clip
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BusTed: That's a reward just for the live viewers.
Ritaspirithntr: Ah yes Graham! But there is still the Highlight Reel!!
PMAvers: Sounds like it's time for a Heather's Secret Podcast Supercut on Youtube.
DaSunao: @Graham_LRR Unless its the HIGHLIGHT REEL!
djalternative: Yeah. Graham, don't tell Graham
Izandai: @Graham_LRR That's why it's a secret! Don't tell Graham! Shh!
Arclight_Dynamo: Guac-like.
Juliamon: Avocado mash
hexy_lexy: i aspire to have a relationship like Heather and Beej
wiggins: mattlrWoof
ContingentCat: ah minimalist guac
djalternative: peas in guac?
iris_of_ether: P....peas?
obijam_: ummm peas?
heronblademaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to Graham_LRR! They have given 8 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Graham_LRR! (Today's storm count: 110)
Graham_LRR: Oh good saltine stream
ghyllnox: That saltine package asmr
owleyedman: Isn't giving Graham a sub basically just a tax inefficiency?
hexy_lexy: gdi now i wanna eat an entire sleeve of plain saltines
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, yeah, tahini is good good stuff.
LunarJade: @Graham_LRR Oh they don't make it to the youtube vid. That's why it secret.
heronblademaster: @owleyedman maybe lol :D
LunarJade: Watch Beej guess it all wrong..
TheMerricat: you put peas in your guacamole? is that regional?
LunarJade: There's lemon juice, some salt, and a little tabasco and some pepper.
zalamx: Wildman Beej :D
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: like whole peas or mashed?
Graham_LRR: Haha, thanks for the sub @heronblademaster
LunarJade: The tahjin is old and I don't like to use it.
hexy_lexy: @LunarJade you are great and i value you!
heronblademaster: @Graham_LRR you're most welcome sir :D
mtvcdm: Yeah, gotta check those dates sometimes.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: lemon juice is so good in so many things
LunarJade: @hexy_lexy lunarj1Heart
mtvcdm: You never know when there'll be something in the depths of your food hoards that went bad like five years ago.
KeytarCat: adding acid to fat works real nice
LunarJade: I did put in slightly too much tabasco. But that wasn't to punk you... the half of it that I'm eating in the other room is the same.
DarkMorford: Is it like Heather-amount-of-wasabi tabasco? Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the lawn industry is a billion dollar scam!
iris_of_ether: @mtvcdm See that's why I move every 18 months or so lrrBEEJ
hexy_lexy: avacado is so nice, one of my favourite foods
TheMerricat: thanks @rvleshrac :)
mtvcdm: If it's abandoned money it's not theft!
hexy_lexy: mine!
Izandai: @mtvcdm Yeah, it's like orphans!
hexy_lexy: 105 Sovereigns?!?! wowzer
RvLeshrac: If you can find it, El Yucateca Black Label goes great in guacamole, just like 3 or 4 drops.
RvLeshrac: El Yucateco*
DarkMorford: Does this gambler know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em?
mtvcdm: Numbers go up!
hexy_lexy: @DarkMorford know when to walk away? know when to run?
mtvcdm: Nothing of interest? But.... we could have had livestock
Arclight_Dynamo: Actually, here's a question: What happens if armour or a sword reaches 0%?
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo 1%: woke 0%:broke
DarkMorford: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
TheMerricat: @arclight_dynamo if Beej has his way... no one in this world will ever find out
Pantsravaganza: Welcome to my home. Don't touch the corn, it's just for show.
CaptainSpam: C'mon in, the water's fiiiiiiine...
ghyllnox: Aww that's nice, he left behind a way to help his brother
asthanius: I guess the water doesn't fix gnarled hands?
SK__Ren: Nighthawks!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, tick damage on Owyn. Poison?
hexy_lexy: these sfx are great, im really digging them
Pantsravaganza: Feel the magic of, sword!
Juliamon: 100% poisoned
DarkMorford: So when do we grind slimes for 300 years so we can kick the ass of anything that crosses us? :p
hexy_lexy: tee hee, game said "pot" :p
jibkat: does he get the antidote now?
jibkat: after pounding metal for hours?
IndigoMeatStack: I just came in and genuinely thought the shop was a slot machine
thraximore: Yep
Arclight_Dynamo: Sure did.
CaptainSpam: Welp, sounds like your weaponcrafting fun times are temporarily at an end.
Arclight_Dynamo: I thought there were only four?
CaptainSpam: The... temple of the goddess of death, then.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oh, so those guys we just killed outside? They're, uh... whoops."
CaptainSpam: For some reason, I actually recall the name of Lims-Kragma from when I played this way back in the day. Probably because that's one of the phrases that can come up in the text for the death screens.
jibkat: thats too much gold, just walk it off boy
thraximore: I mean, we are made of money
chaostreader: Asking a priest of death to cure you sounds bad. Worked out fine though.
CaptainSpam: Asking a priest of death to bless your weapons, now THAT'S a wise decision.
thraximore: How long does the anti-venom last?
hexy_lexy: is it worth it to stock up on the antivenom?
Arclight_Dynamo: It stacks, so we can dupe it, if it comes up.
Pantsravaganza: lrrBEEEJ_FC
hexy_lexy: thats fair, just figured id ask
NightBook1: is this still live?
ghyllnox: Yep
chaostreader: @nightbook1 Yes. And something is happening.
Arclight_Dynamo: I appreciate the subtle bird noises.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh.
cryomancer20x6: This reminds me of wandering around in The Elder Scrolls: Arena
Arclight_Dynamo: Eey!
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, it was visible for a sec by the river.
djalternative: chat, did we ever find that box the prank stone put our stuff into?
Arclight_Dynamo: Nope!
PixelArtDragon: Oh wait, I thought by now we'd be at Krondor by now, but we're doing another detour in Dimwood?
Pantsravaganza: That death animation gives me life
MAPBoardgames: Shoe
Arclight_Dynamo: Shoe?
SK__Ren: Shoe?
chaostreader: Fire?
crowyote: horn
SK__Ren: I've never heard that part of a bell called a tongue
djalternative: bells have tongues? does that mean you can make out with the liberty bell?
DaSunao: Oh, its part of the clapper thing right?
Arclight_Dynamo: It feels, so far, like we're levelled for it.
djalternative: asking for a friend
PixelArtDragon: Super. Dangerous. Super. Dangerous.
DaSunao: "The tongue of a bell — the part inside that swings to make the bell ring — is called the clapper."
PixelArtDragon: Well, in fairness there's a *spoiler* reason that everyone says the Dimwood is dangerous
iris_of_ether: Snail?
MAPBoardgames: Snail
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
PixelArtDragon: The Bless 3 Rapier is really, really good even through chapter 7
obijam_: steve!
djalternative: that's def steve
djalternative: he's great
djalternative: though he does smoke his pipe quite a lot
Electrodyne: decoy snail
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, I was going to ask - should we be reading the scrolls or sell them so we can buy them back?
ghyllnox: Shoe
CaptainSpam: The Great Shmoo!
thraximore: Plenty of tongue-themed riddles in the woods
Lysander_Gustav: oh, silverthorn. I remember that novel
Lord_ZYRK: I'm taking that as a Hand of Glory, and not. . . something else
MAPBoardgames: I hear 'Glory Hand' and think it has something to do with masturbation.
djalternative: it does
thraximore: What does it do, exactly?
Asimech: @MAPBoardgames Surely that should be a "death hand". Or "Hand of Small Mort".
Lord_ZYRK: I think a Glory Hand is like a Stranger only it involves a cutting implement
Arclight_Dynamo: Third option: Clear out the Dimwood. Kappa
Electrodyne: @lord_zyrk Grope on a Rope?
hexy_lexy: beej: "leave the dimwood for chapter 7" also beej: -spends a month on chapter 1- :p
Lord_ZYRK: Electrodyne that technically doesn't *have* to involve dismemberment
Lord_ZYRK: But I mean
Lord_ZYRK: You don't go to BORING parties, do you? lrrBEEJ
hexy_lexy: i joke about the length beej is taking on this game, but id be lying if i said i didnt enjoy it
djalternative: "I don't go to parties, I AM the party" -Some fictional character I just made up, 2021
Arclight_Dynamo: These chumps?
Fanklok: this is play it forward not play it now
Asimech: @djalternative Vegeta - Pinkie Pie fusion OC?
djalternative: @Asimech nah. this person def exists in the universe where all of the high school house party movies take place
Pantsravaganza: Pirate cosplayers, common forest animals.
Asimech: @djalternative I mean I can totally hear it in the voice of John Belushi.
Fanklok: hmm the repair noise is the getting hit noise three times rapidly
djalternative: @Asimech Note: Freshman year of college I was literally part of the group that the entire college (and several nearby colleges) went to to learn about parties. We literally bought the party with us where ever we went.
djalternative: it was a crazy and awesome couple of months
LightingExpert13: poor beej having to grab further from his pick lock
hexy_lexy: to be fair, i dont blame them for wanting to leave a smaller alberta town :p
johntms907: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:58:34.
ghyllnox: Dupe picklocks here?
LightingExpert13: when I went to college the first time we couldn't afford for me to stay in a dorm so I commuted. The second time I went to get my bachelor's I was too old to stay in the dorms.
Arclight_Dynamo: Water?
mtvcdm: Water seems reasonable
ghyllnox: Lolll
ContingentCat: katesLol yeah seems suspiscious
SK__Ren: water?
Pantsravaganza: Snake. lol
Juliamon: Things to repair! Huzzah!
Lysander_Gustav: this is oddly soothing
PixelArtDragon: The tale of the Great Repairer will be told among the Mordhel for years to come
hexy_lexy: beej: "bus these valuable gems!" also beej: "oh, sweet! things to repair!"
djalternative: one time we arrived at a party only to be told it was full. It was a small party that got leaked to the internet. So, we were like 10 people walking around the city with speakers and several bottles looking for something to do. Then we saw a party going on in a townhouse... so we crashed it. The late 20 something birthday girl and her friends loved us for the short while before their boyfriends kicked us out because we were too much for them. 1/2
djalternative: On the train ride back to a friend's place where we chilled for the rest of the night, the birthday girl was hitting on one of my friends via text
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, I was much more a "sit down at a pub with three friends" kind of guy in university. :D
djalternative: I also did that, just after this
hexy_lexy: i wish i had fun college/uni party stories, but i was only in uni for a semester before i dropped out due to a lacking mental health
hexy_lexy: i was just mega reclusive and study focused
Spacepup: Anyone know if we're getting another episode of Heather's Secret Podcast?
Juliamon: We'll find out soon enough
Spacepup: I love those things but the release schedule is hard to find.
Fanklok: @hexy_lexy recluse buddies
mtvcdm: So, meanwhile, the new Switch online games coming as of the 26th: Super NES has Super Baseball Simulator 1.000, Caveman Ninja (also known as Joe & Mac), Magical Drop 2 and Spanky's Quest; NES has Ninja JaJaMaru-kun.
Spacepup: Yeah!
hexy_lexy: @Fanklok i had no friends back then, with good reason
hexy_lexy: lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER
PixelArtDragon: I'm making some coffee right now because it's morning for me, and I have to say: the best part of waking up is Krondor in your cup
Nowherebloom: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
Asimech: @mtvcdm I read that as "Super Blaseball Simulator" and was briefly very interested.
ContingentCat: very niche market
djalternative: @hexy_lexy I only joined this group because a neighbor introduced me to people in an apartment on the other side of our floor. This apartment happened to be where that group met often.
mtvcdm: Asimech: having played it, your misreading is closer to the truth than you think.
hexy_lexy: Secret Heather Podcast is the real reason im here :p
jibkat: Spooky Heather ghosts
PixelArtDragon: Isn't Super Baseball Simulator the one with all the funny made-up names?
GamesAndInk: Heather's turning into Dave's Spokesman
AussieBrainDoc: This is why I've been here for 3 hours and 10 minutes....
mtvcdm: No, that's Fighting Baseball
AussieBrainDoc: lol
SnackPak_: Krondor or bust
jibkat: The real betrayal is that krondor does not exist
PixelArtDragon: The Medium Game
mtvcdm: Asimech: YEP
ContingentCat: it's paper in our hearts
hexy_lexy: @djalternative i joined the lrr-fandom cause my friend recommended Bylaw & Order by saying "theres this one guy, Ian, who i feel youll love" ... he was more correct than he couldve known, ian is exactly my type of weeb
Nowherebloom: the real betrayal is that Beej doesn't want to take us there. I figured it out.
PixelArtDragon: Krondor? In THIS economy?
AussieBrainDoc: Beatbox to fill the gaps please!!!
ContingentCat: why would we go to Krondor, the betrayl happens there
Nowherebloom: <3
jibkat: Night Heather!
hexy_lexy: night, heather!
ContingentCat: thanks Heather, g'night
AussieBrainDoc: YES
Asimech: Can't be betrayed if you never get to Krondor. *taps their temple*
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls
Spacepup: Someone laying down beats
AussieBrainDoc: daaaaaaaammn!
Fanklok: chilled out groove is nice
jibkat: Phatbeats
LightingExpert13: man beej is really good for freestyling. digging it.
PixelArtDragon: The REAL Krondor is the items we duped along the way
MAPBoardgames: The betrayal is that Beej is never going to Krondor.
AussieBrainDoc: 10/10
Spacepup: Was that you Beej? I didn't know you were so good at beatboxing.
AussieBrainDoc: Beej is the boss at the beats
Texan_Reverend: Thank you, Heather, for that amazing secret podcast. (I won't tell your boss.)
Spacepup: That Hag!
ContingentCat: which hag?
hexy_lexy: cast: 69% nice
jibkat: Can we get an encore of deez beets?
coopdawg_22: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:14:19.
Nowherebloom: "you remind me of the babe." "what babe?"
hexy_lexy: @jibkat better that than deez nutz!!! GOTTEM
MAPBoardgames: Which witch? It depends on the whether.
Spacepup: Shit Beej you're really good at that.
LightingExpert13: wish i could freestyle like that beej
jandalf_84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
jandalf_84: Love me some old timey rpgs
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jandalf_84! (Today's storm count: 111)
hexy_lexy: holy shit, beej, i didnt know you could beat box so well!
MAPBoardgames: Beej boxing
cryomancer20x6: On the bus? People had to hate when you started lol
snowmonkey99: It's called books
RobotInProgress: In the rain? in the rain?
ContingentCat: I'm sure everyone loved that
Arclight_Dynamo: My only interaction with any sort of rap was when, in high school, the English teacher would force you to "rap" about, like, Shakespeare. In front of the class. Probably because the teacher hated you.
Arclight_Dynamo: I, you see, am terminally square.
jibkat: So many Beejts
Asimech: @Arclight_Dynamo But on a positive note, you and your clones are convenient to ship in bulk?
ContingentCat: @Arclight_Dynamo that sounds like a literal nightmare
Texan_Reverend: Back when I had to take city buses for high school, I had just gotten a portable DVD/DIVX player. So, I watched a lot of anime purchased from eBay.
djalternative: Occupy Beej's Mouth! We speak for the 99%
Arclight_Dynamo: @ContingentCat Oh, it really was. And it happened more than once.
jibkat: And now we have clips
Texan_Reverend: Fortunately, whole seasons could fit on a disc or two instead of only 4 episodes to a disc like regular DVDs.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Asimech I tessellate!
jibkat: Thats a weird way of saying the quality sucked Texan_Reverend
Arclight_Dynamo: Circle?
ContingentCat: circle?
CaptainSpam: Squirtle.
SK__Ren: A circle with 4 sides
Texan_Reverend: @jibkat Except it didn't? It was still better than most of the downloadable stuff of the era.
jibkat: If you want a fresh horror
TheBorzoi: Are we allowed to help with these puzzles?
Texan_Reverend: And only rarely distinguishable from full DVD versions.
Spacepup: Hmm
raze667: a matress?
jibkat: I watched gundam on dial up
snowmonkey99: I'd think couch for the second bit, dunno about the feathers
chaostreader: Arrow
Arclight_Dynamo: Nicely done!
Spacepup: Yeah, some kind of down-stuffed furnature.
raze667: *bows*
jibkat: I started it while it was still downloading, each loop you got a few more seconds of story
Spacepup: I wouldn't have guessed matress though, doesn't have legs!
I_Am_Clockwork: it rests on legs
raze667: it doesn't need legs, it rests ON legs
TheBorzoi: It rests on legs though
hexy_lexy: boomers? Kappa
chaostreader: Don’t flame quarrels lower accuracy as well?
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, it seems like your average damage would still go up.
jibkat: For that west side story
SK__Ren: Broom would be my guess
CaptainSpam: We're getting much faster at those.
hexy_lexy: all these riddles have honed our skills
mrverbal: Ah, have we found the Kron door yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: Head
jandalf_84: drum?
PixelArtDragon: I like that there are tiers of weapons that aren't strictly better than each other but is a decision based on your stats
Lysander_Gustav: heart
Lord_ZYRK: ^
hexy_lexy: @mrverbal the real betrayal was the promise of krondor :p
Lysander_Gustav: Murry!
I_Am_Clockwork: heart doesn't fit
Lord_ZYRK: Not enough letters, oops
Kipstar: Mary
CaptainSpam: Huh.
jibkat: Hearts rest
Lysander_Gustav: Nice!
hexy_lexy: nice!
Lord_ZYRK: Might help to look at the screen before I slap shit into chat LUL
mrverbal: path?
Arclight_Dynamo: Road
SK__Ren: Wind
mtvcdm: lock
jandalf_84: dust?
MAPBoardgames: Road
ghyllnox: Path?
LightingExpert13: nice job guys. I can't think tonight so..
hexy_lexy: p f j c? *sigh* ... fuck?
hexy_lexy: sorry
UncannyJimjams: I think it's probably bed time for me, night all!
hexy_lexy: @UncannyJimjams night, friend
LightingExpert13: night UncannyJimjams
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Saphire282: Hi Beej. You uhh. Go get dem scorpions.
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mrverbal: jeez gorath is hitting like a not hitting thing
CaptainSpam: That is a disturbing amount of disturbingly large scorpions in one place.
Saphire282: I agree
Lysander_Gustav: some mild grave robbery
Lysander_Gustav: pragmatism
PixelArtDragon: "Never came back, but here's his body"
jibkat: Whats a grave between friends?
hexy_lexy: camping in the graveyard, the sensible thing to do"
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, he's still in the woods.
Solid_Fuel: breakfast tv with beej!
xantos69: cheer50 its been great Beej. Keep up the Krondor!
hexy_lexy: f i t e
PixelArtDragon: That the terrain around you is included in the fight is a really nice touch for 1993
mrverbal: honey?
Chrysoprase: bread?
TheBorzoi: I was going to say Pasta
TheBorzoi: Since you can get spiral pasta
TheBorzoi: And you never eat one but if you can't start with P, that doesn't work
Oso98520: This an old game?
DaSunao: Honey sounds right
raze667: nicely done
Saphire282: makes sense, generally honey is paired with something
TheMerricat: @oso98520 released 1993
Oso98520: Cool
WeatheredPeach: Love the idea that the proper response to finding a discarded piece of armour in a bush is repairing it and putting it back
djalternative: are we sure this one isn't grape?
mrverbal: butt
Juliamon: Eyes
SK__Ren: eyes
Arclight_Dynamo: Eyes
ghyllnox: Can you poison a staff?
TheMerricat: eyes
mrverbal: look it was certainly not going to be butt
mrverbal: but, you know
Asimech: Sure if it were related to butts it would have to be "cheeks" specifically.
MAPBoardgames: A butt would be a valley that smells
Asimech: *surely
djalternative: it's real questionable business practices to pay more for something because it has poison that can be wiped away with a clean cloth
MAPBoardgames: Icicle?
chaostreader: Why do scorpions howl?
djalternative: you've never heard a howling scorpion?
Asimech: @chaostreader To communicate to other scorpions that this is their territory.
djalternative: ack! it's those howling scorpions again
mrverbal: Arachnophobia
raze667: some SOUSes. Scorpions of unusual size
ghyllnox: Is he using a human mod sword? Would that make a difference?
mrverbal: ohhh I remember these
MAPBoardgames: I kinda like those puzzle traps.
ghyllnox: Hrm
Asimech: The perspective doesn't work for me with the puzzle traps.
ghyllnox: Get gud Gorath
Asimech: As in figuring out where something actually is takes just enough extra effort that I don't find it enjoyable to figure out the puzzle itself.
Tantusar: Happy Wednesday!
jibkat: 12 hours till I get stabbed!
jibkat: so happy
LightingExpert13: congrats jibkat. Hope it goes okay.
Saphire282: my god, someone must teach that man how to aim his sword
jibkat: Im sure it will, thanks LightingExpert13
MAPBoardgames: Cause they're not smart enough to know you kill the squishy mages first?
Asimech: Or they're looking for crunchy food.
jibkat: the well?
raze667: giant scorpions stay away
jibkat: Only two, ha!
Lord_ZYRK: Get over here SwiftRage
hexy_lexy: only 2?! we got this
Kipstar: suddenly it's fallout 2
hexy_lexy: of cale?
hexy_lexy: get it? :P
hexy_lexy: i asked "of cale"
MAPBoardgames: Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
raze667: ooooh NAME DROP
jibkat: Oh walk it off
raze667: Silverthorn is one of th3 books
mrverbal: you also have antivenom
PixelArtDragon: It's quite remarkable how in book 3, Silverthorn was some exotic, unheard of poison and now everyone's walking around with it
SK__Ren: In one of the graves?
SK__Ren: Or was it the wordlock chests
mrverbal: didn't you pick up the anti?
chaostreader: Beej used some of the antivenom. Then put it back
mrverbal: ah, ok
hexy_lexy: i adore how much fun Beej is having with this game. its nice to watch his love for this PiF
MAPBoardgames: coal
mrverbal: grapes
hexy_lexy: Fire?
djalternative: grapes
hexy_lexy: LUL
herrahidalgo: Logs?
jibkat: trees
g0d0fb1scu1ts: Logs?
MAPBoardgames: Logs
hexy_lexy: nice!
djalternative: oh yeah. that would be green logs
Arclight_Dynamo: Ey, well-guessed.
hexy_lexy: im still laughing at the accidental "tits"
jibkat: 'accidental'
hexy_lexy: clearly i have the sense of humour of a 12 year old
mrverbal: Faroer
mrverbal: or however you spell it yes
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: Sneakin' a one-cheeker!
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that was my nickname in high school.
djalternative: they couldn't tack one extra night on?
hexy_lexy: @Arclight_Dynamo shit! you beat me to it
mrverbal: nightfingers sounds like something most young men already know how to 'cast'
djalternative: haven't we all had nightfingers before?
Saphire282: night fingers sounds only slightly inappropriate.
hexy_lexy: vaguely erotic
Saphire282: indeed
jibkat: i could go for some nightfingers if you know what i mean
djalternative: late night chicken fingers?
Arclight_Dynamo: Just a note inside that says "lol"
hexy_lexy: chikky fingies?!
Saphire282: Also a good late night resource
Fanklok: fingies and honey mussie?
hexy_lexy: @Arclight_Dynamo either that or "fak u"
djalternative: chicken fingers and waffles is a great late night snack
Arclight_Dynamo: Instead, I'm stuck in the middle with you.
Saphire282: Now I want raising canes
hexy_lexy: damn it, now i want chicken
jibkat: LEROY!
DEATHlikescats: late night FUNTIMES
jibkat: death like scats?
DEATHlikescats: indeed jibkat
DEATHlikescats: oh but
DEATHlikescats: DEATH likes cats
chaostreader: Gorath is good at hitting human targets.
djalternative: always gotta get a few warm up swings in. don't want to tear a muscle
DEATHlikescats: no scat involved
jibkat: one hopes
Fanklok: once girath figures out that a sword is really just a large quarrel and his hands are a crossbow with extra steps
djalternative: we don't want to erradicate every soul that dares cross us?
p_johnston: All hail Beej streamer of the night! I was not expecting Krondor at this time but I will happily take it.
p_johnston: Also hi chat.
djalternative: I think I gotta head out. night folks. I'll catch the rest later.
p_johnston: night.
Fanklok: !updog
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hexy_lexy: hey p_johnston
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks a bunch, Beej!
p_johnston: @hexy_lexy Hey!
Neon_Hime: thanks for the stream!
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream, Beej! <3
p_johnston: Thanks Beej.
DEATHlikescats: that was fun. see you next time!!
xerjen: A possibility to catch you live in the morning. Thank you
jibkat: listen to what?
Juliamon: Have fun understanding that one, Youtube
jibkat: There is no ghosts and you can not be harmed by them
Fanklok: what's a no ghost?
MAPBoardgames: Don't lick strangers.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Fanklok: but what if they consent?
jibkat: NO
jibkat: Its like the old saying, if they say its ok, then its really not ok
MAPBoardgames: @Fanklok Nope. You have to get to know them first.
Fanklok: that's too much work
jibkat: I know, sorry
jibkat: whats !updog
Fanklok: stream up time in dog hours?
Didero: !next
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