djalternative: Who's ready to jack some boxes?
TheMerricat: Wait, I thought we were suppose to check the boxes, now we are jacking them? I brought the completely wrong tool box!
djalternative: magic jackbox?!?! sounds fun
DarkMorford: Backjox!
djalternative: I wonder if they've got some custom quiplash or drawful?
fastlane250: I don't think Drawful has ever happened
djalternative: I'm just going through my head which jackboxes allow for custom episodes
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djalternative: I think fibbage does custom episodes but I can't remember
Sibwow: quiplash does customs for sure
djalternative: oh that I know. I've made several.
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play games together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
djalternative: I also know drawful does them. The rest I'm fuzzy on.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play games together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like there's no gravity.
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.
djalternative: looks like it's just quiplash or drawful if they're doing custom magic episodes
SAJewers: i'm sure if chat made a lrr-based episode, they'd consider it, otherwise, it probably depends on if they know of any custom episodes
djalternative: Chat has made LRR and Desert Bus quiplash
Sibwow: before getting hired by wotc emma handy did magic quiplash, it was a lot of fun
laikagoat: fionaGoat
djalternative: both of wich has been played
Diabore: i missed a thing, what are we talking about?
DarkMorford: I'm not sure "Magical Jackbox" necessarily means it's going to be MtG themed, but we'll see soon enough.
Sibwow: it means everyone will have a wizard hat and robe
TheMerricat: @Diabore the stream title says "Magical Jackbox NIght" so folk are assuming we are doing a magic themed jackbox stream. :)
Diabore: might be referring to the guests
Diabore: all magic personalities
LoadingReadyRun: [Beej] Look, sometimes when you let me write stream titles, I just write the first thing that comes into my mind.
TheMerricat: LOL lrrBEEJ
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun let us dream beej
Sibwow: oh so grandmaster beej is running the show?
djalternative: so, beejlander themed jackbox?
ContingentCat: it could certainly be a less appropriate title
NewtyNewts: What's this about Beejlander now?
TheMerricat: No chat, all the players are.... beej. It's magic :D
DarkMorford: I suppose we should be glad it's "Magical" Jackbox, then. Beej can come up with far worse, I'm sure.
NewtyNewts: I thought the new hotness was Beejchase
Juliamon: Chat? Engaging in rampant speculation??
SkylerRingtail: I swear, if the first game has all the players named a variant Beej tonight
malacorath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play games together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
asthanius: Walubeeji
ContingentCat: @Juliamon we would never
SAJewers: quiplash: where every answer is beej
Diabore: @SkylerRingtail i believe that invokes the monkeys paw
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #7554: "Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life." —Paul [2021-04-02]
djalternative: I await for the time where the stream title is "The Horniest Jackbox Stream Yet"
NewtyNewts: @Juliamon *hides tinfoil hat*
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play games together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (45s from now).
ContingentCat: !findquote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #2692: "Beej can fap faster than anyone." —Heather [2016-06-01]
TheMerricat: I mean it's not rampant yet, you need the AI to be around for a couple of decades or so before it goes rampant....
eric_christian_berg: I only engage in passant speculation.
DarkMorford: Uh...
Fruan: Wait, jackbox again already?! It's my lucky day!
iris_of_ether: Welp...
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ContingentCat: I nearly forgot about this because I'd normally be at work now but the train was borked so I didn't go
djalternative: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play games together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (32s ago).
djalternative: ah. 32 off
djalternative: dang
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
NewtyNewts: And on this blessed day, we celebrate the beloved Box of Jack.
Diabore: ive seen exactly 1 perfect
Sibwow: this is the real betrayal from krondor
SkylerRingtail: So I'm not on the social medias...has LRR estimated a timeline for their return to in-person streaming? I know the vaccine rollout in Canada is rather slow, so I'd not be surprised if there are no plans yet
ContingentCat: !findquote patience
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMerricat: Here's the magic trick chat, the stream is live but you have to close your eyes and imagine it :P
TheMerricat: @SkylerRingtail I don't think they've even all gotten their first jab yet.
djalternative: @Diabore I've gotten several 0s. I just wasn't paying attention
Diabore: @SkylerRingtail iirc theyve talked a little about it, but most are only getting first shots booked
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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fastlane250: we get signal lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NewtyNewts: I'm booked to get mine tomorrow.
AgentSmithRadio: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Fruan: @SkylerRingtail LRR is so responsible it wouldn't surprise me if they waited until the official BC guidelines for media said it was ok.
ContingentCat: @SkylerRingtail vaccine rollout is really slow and as relitively young, relitively healthy people who can comfortably work from home it'll be a while, hopefully in time for desert bus
eric_christian_berg: !findquote eating
LRRbot: Quote #970: "Of course I'd eat James' sex candy." —Alex [2015-10-27]
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: Oh... are we getting to play wiht the extension this time? is it working again?
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ClodiumSoride: Oh wow, Twitch integration.
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AgentSmithRadio: !findquote begins
LRRbot: Quote #4973: "Your life doesn't begin at Magic!" —Ben [2018-05-10]
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NewtyNewts: Let us bless this Box, that we may find hilarity as always.
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Juliamon: It's working the same as it always has. We're just going to let it do its thing, and you can disable it on your end if it breaks.
AgentSmithRadio: @NewtyNewts Amen!
NavelWarfare: !findquote party
Diabore: @ContingentCat hopefully for db, but also as a relatively young relatively health person my second shot is in oct, so i wouldnt hold hope
gnome_friend distributes party almonds
TheDailyMapleSyrup: You don't know jack, Party time
coachNelly: eats almonds
NewtyNewts: I'll grab the cookies.
Sibwow: nooo those were wheeler's almonds
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eeeeetsben_1wk: omnomnom almonds!
SnowbirdMike: Good Evening fellow Chattians,Chattiers?.........Everybody.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART Time to jack some boxes.... or... box some jacks? Unclear
bjorlamn: Aww yis jackbox games
corianderd: ooo I should get snacks!
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NonUniqueGuy: Words here
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FacelessManAboutTown: Jackbox Jackbox Jackbox Jackbox
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NavelWarfare: Hello friends! If you want an internet hug, just ask! I have plenty to go around :D
Butternades: Wooo
AgentSmithRadio: My Jackbox group doesn't get why I win at Jackbox games all the time. Little do they know that I get all of my jokes here!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I can't eat almonds now! It's almost dinner time!
wickaboxet: Good evening the hive mind formally known as chat
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djalternative: oh. are we passing around the party almonds?
Alas_Babylon: Ah, yes, another rousing game of Jacqueline Boxnard
NewtyNewts: Sorry guys, I only have digestive biscuits. Hope those are fine...
Terr0rc0tta: These Jackbox streams are the best
RunningMonkeys: elfunkPopcorn
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IbunWest: cliffYay
RandomTrivia: @NewtyNewts Those are top-tier snacks
Diabore: i have a hot rod
Butternades: Fajita night and Jackbox night, what a day
LarkSachrosis: I was listening to Gumboot Soup and the music from the stream went live *right* as 'I'm Sleepin' In' finished and I though "I don't remember this song..."
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Halvhir: lrrHEART
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PharaohBender27: @Diabore @ContingentCat Worst comes to worst, DB will be virtual again, but we now know that that can work :)
NewtyNewts: @RandomTrivia Agreed, but some people have strange opinions/tastes
Brozard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
Brozard: 2.5 years! It's been amazing
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AgentSmithRadio: I have munchies and caffeine free Coke Zero. BRING IT
chronically_poor: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
eric_christian_berg: !vengabus
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
SnowbirdMike: Pepsi Zero and Vodka.
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
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arcaneIllumination: My 7th sub baby. I shall name it Jack.
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ClodiumSoride: Wow, the La Roux bus.
paronomasiac042: The Venga Bus is coming, and everyone is dead.
djalternative: I typically eat my snacks just before stream so I have my hands free
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
RandomTrivia: @NewtyNewts Well those people can get *all* the way into the sea for shaming other people's snack choices sergeIntoTheSea
YeetTheRich_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
YeetTheRich_: let's jack some boxes today
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gralamin: 85 great months!
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wickaboxet: The vengabus is coming, so everybody better be jumpin’
eeeeetsben_1wk: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
Butternades: My snack choice is a late dinner
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> LRR gears up for another mix of Jackbox Games! Get in here! NOW! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1yiivsUcAAcyab.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1395168739331481600
Gekyouryuu: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
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outistynnan: I don't watch a lot of your streams live, but your YouTube content makes up 90% of daily media intake
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Sibwow: oh snap wheeler has the diet coke
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FacelessManAboutTown: juzSnug
steven_strangle: Wow, nine months, a whole sub baby
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PharaohBender27: I like how it almost looks like it's Wheeler giving lrrCORI the bunny ears
CaptainSpam: IT IS TIME
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GlennSeto: Woohoo, 19! That's almost 20!
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DentedPockets: Time to play with some old toys!
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AgentSmithRadio: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
Calaban161: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
PharaohBender27: Jack! That! Box! Jack! That! Box!
DarkMorford: Ah, the usual suspects, i see
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TheMerricat: 🔜
mowdownjoe: TIME FOR JACKY
bullseye3265: Whoop whoop!!!
kusinohki: 1 min until hamburgers... stall for time!
PharaohBender27: 🔜
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Yay! ;)
Butternades: I was just reminded that my pineapple vodka will be ready tomorrow, I can finally make my pineapple upside down cake cocktail
Fruan: The funniest people at LRR, and (insert butt of joke)
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
PharaohBender27: Huh, today I learned a new BBTV emote
eric_christian_berg: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
NewtyNewts: Just before this I actually finished playing through the Early Access version of Love Doctor, and it's amazing.
RandomTrivia: @Fruan LUL
gnome_friend: @NewtyNewts the Love Doctors?
EncryptedSquid: rudeOmg
steven_strangle: @Butternades what else goes in the cocktail? Cause that sounds delicious
Yakkers221B: Hey folks!
Sheikun07: eeeeeeeeey
TheWriterAleph: WE'RE HEEERE
NewtyNewts: @gnome_friend Whoops, Rhythm Doctor
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
Diabore: i am an audience at home
geo1771: Heyyyyy
steven_strangle: WE'RE HEEEERE
eric_christian_berg: Cori's gone to pink!
chronically_poor: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
Haroldholmes25: did not realize beej lived at the moon base
AgentSmithRadio: Adam RETURNS, a rare feature in Jackbox
damn_i_am_pretty: Hey, I recognize these people! Including that really cool one other there
Alas_Babylon: We're heEeeEEeEere
Tangsm: Let's go around the line.
EncryptedSquid: Ian's frame rate is not to good.
Yakkers221B: wheelerGre wheelerT
ChippTunes: Strossing the Creams
EncryptedSquid: *too
NewtyNewts: Adam Jackbox
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Pteraspidomorphi: Strong lineup
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drfox17 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months, currently on a 41 month streak!
drfox17: 41 months! that's... a lot of months
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SnowbirdMike: Unless your in a strangers house. Then i think Graham may distance himself from you.
Butternades: @steven_strangle vanilla liquer (or vanilla vodka), soda water, and a maraschino cherry with a bit of the juice
lochnessseammonster: serpentine!
asthanius: Adam uses backwards clocks to train his mind
Alas_Babylon: Sounds like a good idea, Player 7
TheMerricat: Ready Player Seven?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
eeeeetsben_1wk: its our boy!
Yakkers221B: hi Adam
InkyGhoast: hi!
steven_strangle: @Butternades Thanks! That's going on my list of cocktails to try making
Sheikun07: Hi, Adam!
JadedCynic: hi Adam <3
AgentSmithRadio: Hi Adam! <3
34Witches: Ian, coming to us live from Powerpoint
SnowbirdMike: Evening LRR gang.
NewtyNewts: Ohai.
EncryptedSquid: PowerPoint Ian
Sheikun07: lrrADAM
Alas_Babylon: <3 Adam
mowdownjoe: ADAM'S HEEERE
gnome_friend is watching on Twitch
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Yakkers221B: Hello vod
paronomasiac042: @TheMerricat Seven?! I couldn't even finish One!
coachNelly: hi Adam! big fan <3
chronically_poor: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mrsarkhan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: @34Witches lrrWOW but also katesLol
RandomTrivia: Ian doesn't have any keyframes because Cori is using them all I guess :D
MTBoot: Super quiet Adam?
Mai_Andra: LoadingReadyAdam FBtouchdown
laikagoat: FBtouchdown
kimmiekoneko: hello to vod watching me, from twitch watching me!
hexy_lexy: Adam AND Ian?!?! this will be a treat
Yakkers221B: Food is good,
gnome_friend: Patreon.com! Goodbye Keyframes!
fastlane250: this is like public TV but better
BlightningHelix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
BlightningHelix: Woo Jackbox! Also, hi future me when this gets read out.
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Terr0rc0tta: We help LRR rent food
hexy_lexy: also hi friends who i love beyond measure!!!!!
ContingentCat: yay affording rent
Butternades: @steven_strangle do it, it’s fantastic. I suggest you get 100 proof vodka and let it mix with fresh pineapple for 10-12 days, stirring it each day
wickaboxet: @coachnelly you’re not a big fan, I can clearly see your a human
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months, currently on a 93 month streak!
kruudelis: Yay more LRR fun!
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Diabore: maybe ians connection isnt great because hes in space
coachNelly: tough but fair @wickaboxet
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gnome_friend: !findquote stock
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMandrew: STOCKS
sheer_falacy: what is stock if it's not in stock
asthanius: Beej no
asthanius: Beej stop
damn_i_am_pretty: Glad Adam's here, he gots good Adam energy
NewtyNewts: Beej...
mowdownjoe: Stonks?
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
Jgirl13245: Stonks!
hexy_lexy: BEEJ
RandomTrivia: DO NOT EXPLAIN THE MYSTERIES
Yakkers221B: Did they use the instructions Beej?
Alas_Babylon: Beej, the protagonist from action adventure movie Robots
steven_strangle: Beej is actually the protaganist from Robots
Traion: Heather help!
YeetTheRich_: thank you beej's parents!
AgentSmithRadio: If you want Canadian Vodka, try Tag No.5 Vodka. It's absurdly good.
Sheikun07: hot Beej lore
Yakkers221B: Were there instructions?
fastlane250: As someone assembling a lego set right now, that caught me off guard
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steven_strangle: Shit you beat me to the joke @Alas_Babylon
Alas_Babylon: @steven_strangle holy fckin crap dude
CaptainSpam: Split! That! Room!
Alas_Babylon: Mad respect
asthanius: passwordy is zipway
damn_i_am_pretty: split thy doom
RandomTrivia: IAN
BrowneePoints: pw is zipweeeee
NewtyNewts: And the code is Zipway
gnome_friend: !findquote senpai
LRRbot: Quote #340: "My hand is moving on its own, senpai." —Alex [2015-06-12]
mowdownjoe: Well, here's Adam's game.
outistynnan: I love to give y'all money, but this is mostly to see myself come up in the vod later Cheer100 Cheer100
drfox17: whyyyy
MegaDosX: Hoping we get some good prompts this stream
Yakkers221B is googling "How to construct a Beej"
Alas_Babylon high-fives @steven_strangle
NewtyNewts: Build-a-Beej Workshop
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:43.
steven_strangle: the mind meld is strong
EhItsRy: Does this mean we can disassemble beej and put him back together somewhere else?
ContingentCat: code: Zeta Papa Whisker, Yankee
lirazel64: Speaking as someone who's had a C-section, ouch.
InkyGhoast: thanks ghost paul
Mai_Andra: Even the computer knows that Adam was next in the line. xivGoob
lirazel64: zpwy
NewtyNewts: That's us!
Alas_Babylon: Bpravo
asthanius: Pravo
JadedCynic: brapo
gnome_friend: We're primates
Calaban161: Lwts Win
gnome_friend: So...
EncryptedSquid: Humans are primates, so yes.
DoodlestheGreat: Remember, if we beat the gang we all get a noogie!
JadedCynic: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
Vector_Zero: Bpavo
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Alas_Babylon: Player 7 has played this game 7 times
MegaDosX: Serge pls
NewtyNewts: LUL
InkyGhoast: serge oof
Kramburger: We can't we're all primates
laikagoat: 3
DeM0nFiRe: 3 foir sure
Sheikun07: 3
PharaohBender27: Also, cats aren't primates <_<
red_shoes_jeff: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 1
CaptainSpam: Yeah, 3.
DoodlestheGreat: 3
Gekyouryuu: oh, OTHER primates. right. like goldfish and pidgeons
Nigouki: 3
Calaban161: 3
Mcgwee: what is this?
kimmiekoneko: 3 is loose
Kramburger: 1
NewtyNewts: I don't get it, but sure 3
JadedCynic: eh
gnome_friend: 3
InkyGhoast: i went with 1
FerociousPeach: definitely 3
wickaboxet: My primate brain doesn’t do that well Wheeler
MegaDosX: This really is a dumb prompt
PharaohBender27: Went with 3
Alas_Babylon: Ro | om
MattinTheHatsTavern: 3
TheMerricat: It's not like it'd be hard to beat 2.
Arclight_Dynamo: 2 is big yikes.
spiffinn: yeah i don't really see a good one here
InkyGhoast: 2 is a really bad answer
Mcgwee: this is dumb
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, we got a really bad one this time.
Diabore: nobody on 2 train
sheer_falacy: that is an awful prompt
geo1771: Was tempted by 1 but yea 3
DeM0nFiRe: This is a good one
Kramburger: Feel like 2 & 3 are too easy to answer
ContingentCat: 3 if only for the stretch of a John Mallony reference
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: 3 is the best of a bad batch honestly
NewtonsNinja: 2 is an issue. 1 will split. 3 is fun
Nigouki: スプリット!
LarkSachrosis: This is a weird prompt that really relies on the group you play with.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Matt has claimed victory. Move on to the next game, I guess.
mowdownjoe: Our choices won't split. Ever.
JadedCynic: @Mcgwee "Split the room" create a question that the other players would DITHER over the answer - maybe yes, but maybe no...
vellebastet: Serge lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Yeah, 2's not going to split jack squat
mitomanox: I wish I could drag the interaction thing around the window, so it doesn't stand in front of your lovely faces
ClodiumSoride: Every time Nelson plays this game his is first time.
GlennSeto: damn...
Terr0rc0tta: Nelson hasn't played several times
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 seemed mean :P
Cinominn: i think 3 could split
AgentSmithRadio: You are a railway engineer who drives a freight train to supply food for internet entertainers. You arrive at a station, and there is a surplus of blueberries. Do you put them on hte train?
Mcgwee: oh sorry I meant the prompt
Calaban161: 3 is the funny answer
djalternative: yeah. people's opinions of both 1 and 2 went way down ever since this game came out
MegaDosX: @mitomanox You can turn off the overlay and just use another tab or your phone to log into the Jackbox website
KaleidoscopeMind: Are we in it to win, or are we in it to be as funny as the options allow?
Ristow: 3 is the only one that made me pause and consider yes or no on
NewtyNewts: Adam with the deep thoughts
bullseye3265: fair review
kimmiekoneko: i like the real cats popping up from time to time
hexy_lexy: hey @coachNelly reminder that youre fantastic and i appreciate you!
DoodlestheGreat: Adam...
andr3w_j0hn: hey everyone it’s star wars day which means it’s also MY BIRTHDAY. which means you get to meet my GIRLFRIEND. :^)))))))))
TheDailyMapleSyrup: mid?
JadedCynic: adam loves to watch people get stuck on questions for this...
EhItsRy: Switch is jg/mid
quillilian: Adam: Holy Cow of Split the Room
hexy_lexy: NEVER
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Phailhammer: Absolutely not
MegaDosX: That's a windmill slam honestly
Arclight_Dynamo: No, because that's messed up?
Diabore: not a chance you switch
gnome_friend: Why would anyone switch their baby
TheWriterAleph: redundant, serge
hexy_lexy: ALWAYS ROSS
control_rig: NEVER
rainbowmage42: Bob Ross is a superhero
sheer_falacy: swapping babies is pretty awful?
Mcgwee: bob ross
couldntpickausername: this question feels a bit ablist
lirazel64: 160? meh.
AgentSmithRadio: There are no mistakes, except that.
NewtyNewts: I vote on ethical principles
iris_of_ether: Kindness above all
fastlane250: Super Baby or Super Artist Baby
Diabore: this feels like a bad prompt
DoodlestheGreat: Why would I say yes?
Butternades: Bob Ross
gnome_friend: Never switch babies
rainbowmage42: Bob Ross
MegaDosX: a) swapping babies is messed up af, and b) reincarnated Bob Ross!
Dragonality: Also the whole 'would you switch a Baby?' problem
JadedCynic: for starters, you stick with the genetics.
TheMerricat: Either way, it's my sister's problem, not mine.
lochnessseammonster: but bob ross is dead pool...
Kramburger: Bob Ross chose not to because he's too kind
RaklarLS: what about EQ?
Yakkers221B: Bob Ross: Noted Exorcist
TheDailyMapleSyrup: but is super baby nice
MattinTheHatsTavern: THATS MY BABY!?!
couldntpickausername: "would you trade your baby for one that is more physically able"
Calaban161: Mother knows Best
vellebastet: OMG MATT sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sheikun07: I mean, IQ is kinda BS anyway
wickaboxet: Bob Ross served in the US Air Force
34Witches: Is overlay voting not working for anyone else?
outistynnan: Bob Ross will bring in more $ than super baby will
ArdCollider: @couldntpickausername worse, "IQ is a measure of if this baby is good or not"
Vector_Zero: Is this an ethical question or not?
TheWriterAleph: ooof
PharaohBender27: OK, switching to phone because the jackbox tool is covering the actual thing I'm choosing
NewtonsNinja: I mean, into win because this game is near impossible to win as audiencce... so it's fun to do the impossible :P but nods being normal fun is also valuable
malc: the only way is ethics?
Diabore: sorry adam, that was a bad prompt
Nigouki: Serge is a master of putting ethics aside
MegaDosX: Sorry Adam, but no way in the world
Fruan: LRR confirmed not monsters
Butternades: Bob Ross may not have super strength but he wields the power of exorcism
Kramburger: ALSO an IQ of 160 is basically Impoossible
sheer_falacy: we're all about ethics in baby journalism
Tiber727: It's not about ethics. It's about happy little accidents.
djalternative: Bob Ross was a drill sargent in the Military
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MegaDosX: And yeah, that was a bad prompt
NewtyNewts: Adam got screwed by the question
couldntpickausername: that was a good answer for a horrible prompt
JadedCynic: @malc GOOD ethics, at least
JadedCynic: whew :p
EncryptedSquid: @34witches tap the menu button and press 'grant permission'
JadedCynic: *shrug*
GlennSeto: oh dear
Aenir798: LUL
Vector_Zero: Flint?
hexy_lexy: i mean, yes?
AgentSmithRadio: Who wouldn't?
Diabore: bonding time
JadedCynic: windmill slam
Calaban161: The water must be fine
NimrodXIV: oh boy
Unable_To_Load: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:02.
Alas_Babylon: I'm... not bothered by this?
Kramburger: Come on in, water's fine
couldntpickausername: mmmmm Beej Soup
quasi79fu: nah
Bloodrush192: Hasn't Beej been naked before?
hexy_lexy: like why not?
Fruan: I just rewatched that episode of Road Quest!
FerociousPeach: windmill slam, lol
SirTrae: Is Beej okay with it?
Sheikun07: lrrBEEJ
outistynnan: Twist my rubber arm
enfys_book: The next Beejdrop
sheer_falacy: they went to an Onsen
InkyGhoast: oh hey beej
MegaDosX: How hot is blisteringly hot?
JadedCynic: Road Quest?
rainbowmage42: Yea ill skinny dip swim with Beej
azninsect: road quest
NewtyNewts: Probably, yeah.
Sheikun07: RoadQuest!
Butternades: Hard yes
Ignatiuspants: I mean, as long as Beej is cool with it, why not?
MegaDosX: And yeah, is Beej OK with this too?
dabudder: Road quest
Alas_Babylon: I just hope he's having a good time
fastlane250: running up that hikk
YeetTheRich_: onsen episode
lochnessseammonster: road quest!
Unable_To_Load: cool I didn't miss anything
fastlane250: *hill
Dragonality: Come on in, the Beej is fine
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I also wish you could move the jackbox widget around :(
Gekyouryuu: @Kramburger it is? wow, as a kid I KEPT being told I'd taken a test and gotten 165. good to know I was being gaslit
RandomTrivia: IAN
amative1: The question isn't whether you'd be comfortable with Naked Beej... it's whether Beej would be comfortable with Naked You!
red_shoes_jeff: My BRAND!!!
FadedOverseer: naked beej was the end game
GlennSeto: IAN XD
MegaDosX: Ian.
LadyAiluros: Road Quest Flashbacks!
FWill134: gross
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: NELSON YES
sheer_falacy: ha!
TeamDarkBeginning: man I need to watch Road Quest again
eeeeetsben_1wk: all on the Experience Beej train
JadedCynic: Beej - nice double entendre :D
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hexy_lexy: Horner on main over here
AgentSmithRadio: Imagine seeing naked Beej without having to pay for his Onlyfans.
geo1771: LUL
sheer_falacy: not so good on the splitting so far
dabudder: @laikagoat Thanks for the gift sub! <3
couldntpickausername: shames 15% of chat
NewtyNewts: Another evenly un-split.
rainbowmage42: This is a bad game of Splitting a room
quasi79fu: uh oh
LarkSachrosis: I mean, unless I planned and brought trunks Beej is also gonna se my business.
Mcgwee: ewh
Gekyouryuu: wait, did Ian just say something about Gridman, or did I hear that wrong?
laikagoat: @dabudder lrrHEART lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: "This Person: A Horse"
NewtonsNinja: chat COULD win this *laughs*
malc: nay!
sheer_falacy: a dead horse?
Dragonality: Bad horse?
damn_i_am_pretty: "technically illegal"
enfys_book: A horse in a HOSPITAL
Kramburger: @Gekyouryuu They're graded on a curve, past 150 in the US is pretty impossible
rainbowmage42: Aww i chose Roseanne
sydnius: Cool game
josh___something: Sexton nooo
CaptainSpam: Can we draw the horse?
lirazel64: President of what?
hesterbyrde: Is the horse in the hospital
JadedCynic: see, that's not much of a decision
LeeshaJoy: We just got the horse back out of the hospital
Phailhammer: Caligula, what did you do!?
34Witches: is the horse Incitatus?
fastlane250: Horse status: Very much still alive.
dabudder: THERES A HORSE... LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL
YeetTheRich_: rlyHorse
GlennSeto: I feel the other options had more potential for a split.. well, one of them.
BlightningHelix: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
Tangsm: And it's a live horse. You didn't beat a dead horse.
RandomTrivia: We can beat this horse, it's still alive
kimmiekoneko: the horse has just used the elevator
mowdownjoe: Cori official portrait artist?
Dragonality: he rides across the nation the thoroughbred of sin
SquareDotCube: The Caligula gambit.
ExitPursuedByABear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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Kramburger: The horse is a libertarian
PMAvers: The horse is Hecarim.
matthaus_c: I don't have protection from horse, so no
sheer_falacy: you have the mandate of the people, or womandate, we don't judge
MegaDosX: Wheeler.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: glue?
quillilian: President of a fan club
RandomTrivia: @Tangsm *highfive*
NotCainNorAbel: why did you take that horsed feet?
NewtyNewts: Flat and wide platform, I think.
KriegerSan: ! live
Ignatiuspants: the questions today are so hard to split the room about...
Getter404: Did we beat Lil Sebastian?
Gekyouryuu: @Kramburger huh.
rainbowmage42: Havent horses actually won elections in the USA before?
wickaboxet: Cori stop beating a dead horse
Agl0vale: Horse 2024
Unable_To_Load: horse
Alas_Babylon: Save an election, ride a cowboy
FadedOverseer: the equine caucus
JadedCynic: Horse becomes your VP
mowdownjoe: @dabudder GDI
Yakkers221B: First horse VP
KriegerSan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:50.
dabudder: @PMAvers Send me to office
sheer_falacy: best split so far
DentedPockets: This question makes no sense.
laikagoat: the first split is ours!
AgentSmithRadio: Best split yet!
MegaDosX: Eh, that's an OK split
Bloodrush192: a horse would be better than Trump any day
NewtyNewts: We're winning so far!
Mcgwee: oh a spilt
Gekyouryuu: is the horse loose in a hospital?
Williams4jesus: Jimmy Fallon was the better option
JadedCynic: \o/
Joalni: I'm so glad so many have seen the same stand-up special
RandomTrivia: benginDab
DeM0nFiRe: Hey it's something
FacelessManAboutTown: What was choice number 2?
JadedCynic: @Williams4jesus agreed.
Cephallope: Horse! Horse! Horse!
NimrodXIV: not bad chat
Cinominn: told you some split on 3
bullseye3265: @Williams4jesus agreed
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
AgentSmithRadio: @FacelessManAboutTown Roseanne.
JadedCynic: @FacelessManAboutTown "Roseanna"
MegaDosX: Our choices were Jimmy Fallon, Roseanne, or a Horse
Azralorne: hell yeah
LarkSachrosis: Our other options were Jimmy Fallon and Roseanne...
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh dear
quasi79fu: why not???
Arclight_Dynamo: That's two houses!
Nigouki: in Canada? YES
couldntpickausername: gay icon
sheer_falacy: no?
Fairgrim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
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Ignatiuspants: this is better!
control_rig: What is that...
YawnLance: Queer icon the Babadook?! Heck yeah
hexy_lexy: Y E S
asthanius: Just one? That's fine
rainbowmage42: i never saw this movie
TemporallyAwry: Does it pay rent?
enfys_book: I mean, Babadook is a queer icon, yes?
NarishmaReborn: so many millenials, all yes
enfys_book: Yep
RandomTrivia: I'm sorry what's the downside here?
laikagoat: zoeyTR zoeyTR
Diabore: yes, i already have that
Azralorne: babadook is great
bv310: LGBTQ Icon The Babadook?
kimmiekoneko: in this economy? yes
Yakkers221B: bitterShrug they just eat worms
NimrodXIV: LGBTQ icon the Babadook?
patbaer: Imagine a world where I can afford a house
matthaus_c: the babadook pays rent to your landlord
LeeshaJoy: Okay but this is basically the premise of a story I've been working on
GlennSeto: I think you feed it children, Cori.
enfys_book: PrideUnicorn
JadedCynic: does it generate income? does it create an expense?
Tangsm: I've really never liked having roommates.
malc: joke's on you, my dream house doesn't have a basement
LadyAiluros: "Twenty Thousand Francs????"
Calaban161: I'd Buy
GlennSeto: Done.
stevestein: Does the Babadook benefit from the principal residence tax exemption?
matthaus_c: it's so cheap because the babadook is paying for most of the rent
delta__vee: land value taxes? nay, land value babadooks
JadedCynic: wait, I have to SOCIALIZE with it?!? Nope.gif
ContingentCat: sweet free cat, that sounds great
PMAvers: So basically Myspace?
LarkSachrosis: Can I teach the Babadook to play Magic?
GlennSeto: I don't care, I'd get along with any cat.
DeM0nFiRe: Hey ma! Look at this cat! LUL
MegaDosX: We still have the best split so far!
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
Ashton: For a cheap house in this market I'd invite the babadook's whole freakin' family
lochnessseammonster: love hat the person who looked it up said no... well done
malc: !teeth
Diabore: the lore of the babadook says youre fine if you dont read the book
quasi79fu: ewwww
eric_christian_berg: Nelson has kids, so I understand his answer.
matthaus_c: YES
RandomTrivia: Ashton gets it
BrowneePoints: Woah a wild Ashton appeared!
control_rig: So no change
gnome_friend: YES
gnome_friend: of course
malc: absolutely.
kalira77: just a babadook, building castles in the sky
amative1: I already do!
enfys_book: Oof. what about seeing tweets on other platforms?
chronically_poor: Preach @Ashton
azninsect: YES
asddsa28: was this a chose
gnome_friend: #notontwitter
mowdownjoe: SNAP YES
arcaneIllumination: I already abstain!
quasi79fu: I dont use twitter though
Calaban161: i dont use twitter anyway
InkyGhoast: Freedom!
JadedCynic: Well, I've been dithering about dropping it...
damn_i_am_pretty: Paul with the secret tech
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, I don't use Twitter anyway!
hesterbyrde: TOO MANY OF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THIS!!!
MagicalAttackGecko: all upside
ClodiumSoride: Mastadon!
LeeshaJoy: In a fucking heartbeat.
sheer_falacy: wow, 2 for 1 bonus!
Stratavarius: This is best for everyone
SkylerRingtail: I mean, I quit Twitter last year...
TheMerricat: You hire influencers.
hexy_lexy: like, no
kimmiekoneko: i shant tweet *tweets about it instantly*
NewtyNewts: I already don't Twitter.
Cinominn: already dont use twitter
matthaus_c: goodbye hellscape
Arclight_Dynamo: Octodon.Masticate.whatever
stevestein: Sorry, Twitter is worth mouth genocide.
Mcgwee: I don't have Twitter so done!
Diabore: chat, you cant read twitter either
InkyGhoast: tumblr
GlennSeto: Insta is the better platform for dental pics. :P
PharaohBender27: Windmill slam yes - I was worried it was going to be something like pizza or alcohol
RaklarLS: but science twitter is actually good :(
vellebastet: Fuuuuuuuuuck no
geo1771: I NEED THE HOT TAKES
JadedCynic: Bye, @Jack
azninsect: lol Adam
KodeMage: serge getting it backwards, as usual, lol
MegaDosX: lmao Adam
NewtonsNinja: snap yes, any excuse to get out of twitter
Yakkers221B: Eat Twitter you cowards Kappa
letfireraindown: Does CNN reading twitter count as consume?
rainbowmage42: If i see crazy tweets on Reddit does that count?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Om nom nom
fastlane250: Eat the whole Twitter.
therealkenm135: a beautiful ecosystem and an excuse to avoid Twitter?
kiddykong525: howdy folks what have I missed
steven_strangle: *Smash cut to a clip of Ben Ulmer frollicking in a field*
MaygeKyatt: I don’t even use twitter, so this is easy
DoodlestheGreat: Tumblr, TikTok, etc...
MegaDosX: Oh no, we lost our lead
GlennSeto: #yolo
NonUniqueGuy: @kiddykong525 Just a couple questions
BluePlainCreek: get rid of them before they start drilling
JadedCynic: Bravo Matt
odamadillo: This is an easy question
aussie_rob_w subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
aussie_rob_w: What a great day to get my 89 month sub!
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Fairgrim: But I use twitter to get all my political news!
NewtyNewts: Well, first place was great while it lasted
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
LarkSachrosis: It's the human condition
stevestein: Without Twitter, how do I complain about Facebook?
creepywaffleco: Just triggered Siri on my phone lol
RandomTrivia: WINDMILL SLAM
jbeekman92: Holy cow I'm back baby
quasi79fu: oh helll yeah
asddsa28: omg my dream
hexy_lexy: YES
ladyjessica: Dammit Siri.
super_ashura subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
super_ashura: JackBox BestBox
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mowdownjoe: wat
JadedCynic: vOv
couldntpickausername: what flavor?
asthanius: Is it the same cookie dough every night?
MegaDosX: Do I get to eat the cookie dough?
amative1: Do I get to eat the cookie dough?
JadedCynic: meh, for two grand, sure
Ignatiuspants: I only ever used Facebook for friends I knew in real life... and when I ran out of those, I stopped going to the site
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hek no
AgentSmithRadio: Paid to sleep, free bed, free meals?
Nigouki: or is it ass-sweat dough by the 2nd night?
Diabore: couldnt click yes fast enough
thavleifrim: easy money
GlennSeto: for 2 grand?
SkylerRingtail: This is someone's kink
DoodlestheGreat: Hell, I'd do it for free!
kimmiekoneko: so i get paid for doing what i do
InkyGhoast: that sounds like a yeast infection
stupidforgames: lot of nudity tonight
LeeshaJoy: So are we talking sugar cookies or chocolate chip or what?
34Witches: yes??? why would I not???
NimrodXIV: weird but okay
KodeMage: doI still get a blanket?
rainbowmage42: Frozen cookie dough or no?
BrowneePoints: That's yeast infection
Calaban161: $2000 and free food yes
TheArchitectX: An alien ecosystem in my mouth and all I need to do to destroy it is use Twitter? Yes.
CaptainSpam: Seems an easy yes to me.
laikagoat: itd be so sticky
NewtyNewts: Fresh cookie dough each night?
hesterbyrde: Is it the same bed of cookie dough?
ChaoticObserver: Is it baked?
sheer_falacy: are there cameras
Cephallope: Do they rotate a cookie dough?
xantos69: This is absolutely 100% going to end up on the internet.
iSmartMan1: Is it the same bed every night?
NarishmaReborn: it will soon be body temperature
lochnessseammonster: greasy...
Angreed66: A week of no sleep would ruin me
Robot_Bones: how much can I eat?
eeeeetsben_1wk: do they change the cookie dough each night like sheets?
BrowneePoints: and it's gonna feel so bad after the first night
stevestein: Sure. Do I get to keep the cookie dough?
Fistacles: the last sentence made me say no. a night? yes. a week? probably not
RTWarner: YOUR PORES
hexy_lexy: ADAM YES
bv310: It's like a waterbed, but significantly worse
NotCainNorAbel: is that a chocolate chip?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're over cookie dough. What is over you is at your discretion.
RandomTrivia: I hope you don't have to eat the cookie dough afterwards...
geo1771: imagine sinking into it
spiffinn: can we eat the cookie dough
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, probably not safe to eat, but yeah, easy money
Radyin: Is it the same dough for the entire week?
malc: "Do you accept cookies?"
Fairgrim: $2000 is $2000
JadedCynic: only issue, I can only fall asleep with a sheet pulled over my shoulder
NewtonsNinja: *claps adam*
LarkSachrosis: Sugar everywhere...
GlennSeto: okay yeah, if they don't check the dough every day, I might lean no
Azralorne: if it has chocolate chips they might go places
Fairgrim: Can I eat some?
Thane1607: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:50.
BrowneePoints: I mean a foam will be involved
PharaohBender27: I dunno, this seems . . . unsanitary. It's $2000 for the whole thing - if it were per night, I'd consider
control_rig: Ew! SERGE
aussie_rob_w: SERGE!?!
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:42. lrrSPOT
odamadillo: Uh can I get waxed beforehand? I dont want cookie dough stuck on my hair
Nigouki: you SELL it, like bath water
Diabore: snerge
LurkerSpine: the floor would be preferable to the dough
LarkSachrosis: How frequently should one flip cookie dough?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Bloodrush192: LMAO
MegaDosX: Holy shit
quasi79fu: hahahahahah
sheer_falacy: so much Beej
MegaDosX: It's Beej Night
JadedCynic: Okay.
RandomTrivia: Holy shit that's strong
hexy_lexy: HOLY SHIT
quasi79fu: this scares me
NewtyNewts: It IS beejlander!
rainbowmage42: I think i know the running joke for this Jack Box party
Loonatic93: That's Canada's Ass1!
Fruan: Don't leave a note, just leave the photo!
Cunobelenos: I love it. All the guys: sure! Cori: NO
asthanius: Is it artful?
Bloodrush192: just carry a picture of Beej's nude behind and your memory will come back
Mcgwee: I mean if that's how it works
Diabore: WOW ADAM
stevestein: We'll eventually desensitize.
VmKid: So much of Beej getting naked, specifically.
ChaoticObserver: That's Canada Ass right there
azninsect: I remember this movie
eric_christian_berg: Looking coyly over his shoulder, finger to his lips.
couldntpickausername: Beejse
CaptainSpam: A clinical photograph of Beej's ass.
InkyGhoast: Canada's #1 Ass
sheer_falacy: Don't believe his ass
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, you wouldnt know who Beej is, he might be beautiful
public_key_reveal_party: This momento reboot is weird
Butternades: Just put a picture of Beej’s ass next to your bed
Cephallope: So, does Beej's ass in person not work?
eeeeetsben_1wk: Loonatic93 yes!
Phailhammer: "Why does this not say I need to- oh...right."
iSmartMan1: Was there some sort of secret agreement to hang up on Beej?
xantos69: This is no problem. You just put it on the back of your bedroom door. Problem solved.
spiffinn: i mean there's no way i would willingly sacrifice my memories
TheMerricat: Better question, do I want to remember?
lochnessseammonster: memento!
bv310: Do you need to get a new picture every morning or does the same one keep working?
YeetTheRich_: i don't need a note i do that every morning anyway
MattinTheHatsTavern: I'd just tape it to the ceiling
RandomTrivia: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
NewtonsNinja: does it have to be the same photo?
KodeMage: just put a poster of it on the wall, no note
Tangsm: Just tattoo it on your body Memento style.
lirazel64: Moonrise, as it were.
KaleidoscopeMind: Pic in a locket around your neck
JadedCynic: You gotta dig deeper to squick me, kids - goatse barely made me raise my eyebrows
Cinominn: ehh all butts are kinda the same beej's cant be that bad
ThirdFloorDraft: your life story tattoo'd on his butt?
control_rig: Ian is trying to communicate
Ignatiuspants: I'd just keep the photo nearby, and the problem will take care of itself
ArdCollider: what we owe to beej's ass, etc.
malc: RIP Ian's camera?
GlennSeto: "Beej's ass murdered your wife!"
LeeshaJoy: But how will you know who Beej is? Or what an ass is??
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LPS_97: Jackbox? More like Funbox
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control_rig: Poor Ian is super out of synch
Fruan: "Beej's ass has also lost someone. He will help you out of pity"
vellebastet: Love the positivity for Beej sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
arcbound_roomba: Give the people what they want. Beej's ass, apparently
vellebastet: Beej lrrHEART
asthanius: oh god
A_Dub888: LRR Twitch Chat: We want to see Beej's ass
Butternades: God bless Canada’s Ass
ThirdFloorDraft: people are talking about Beej Butt
sheer_falacy: are they cats
RandomTrivia: You're supposed to make these difficult! LUL
NewtyNewts: uh... are they cats?
Loonatic93: Which one is the host?
Tangsm: Do they bite?
quasi79fu: uhhh awkwaard but sure???
Mcgwee: th a t I'm not sure
public_key_reveal_party: ok, this is great, good job
rainbowmage42: For the sake of intergalactic peace. Yes
Terr0rc0tta: Gawain and the Green Knight
Thatwasademo: this is probably fine
Yakkers221B: Beej asking the real questions here
MagicalAttackGecko: y e s
BrowneePoints: Yes. The other planet is Bothawui
JadedCynic: considering I've started losing my memories due to age, I would look at worse than that to keep what little of my memories, than that
Butternades: Eh sure
GlennSeto: I'm gonna say their skin is naturally covered in mucus.
ContingentCat: like just some chin scritches, sure
NimrodXIV: is the spouse hot?
RandomTrivia: Give those good headpats and call it a night!
SkylerRingtail: I mean, I ain't there to kinkshame pet play
Loonatic93: Do you have to pet both hosts? They are each other's spouse, right?
InkyGhoast: pat pat pat
thavleifrim: its weird but is it worth starting intergalactic war over?
Angreed66: Unless petting them hurts easy yes
DoodlestheGreat: I believe in war. No. :tf:
RaklarLS: butt pats and head scratches, and hand headbutts
enfys_book: head scritches!
Calaban161: be a good guest
Radyin: Theoretically, you swapped with someone from that planet. Are they petting your father?
BrowneePoints: What does it feel like to pet a Wookiee?
stevestein: Wait, is it not customary here to do light petting to your host's spouse? I have some apologizing to do...
NewtyNewts: I was just about to make that reference, Adam! Nice!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: scritch behind the ears
sheer_falacy: @Loonatic93 Only one of them is hosting, the other hates you
spiffinn: if it's customary then it wouldn't be awkward (after a while)
lochnessseammonster: my friend's nona did that when she met me... apparently i was the chosen one who earned the chin stroke
MattinTheHatsTavern: well that's in my head now
KodeMage: interstellar if it's a different solar system, otherwise interplanetary if they're just on mars or whatever
azninsect: I would like to partake in belly rubs
JadedCynic: I mean, if it's customary, they're expecting it and accepting it, I'd probably end up bonding with my host family more
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Alas_Babylon: This has been a rough round for the friends
InkyGhoast: chat...chat we might be in the running
Alas_Babylon: Count them!
lirazel64: If you're allergic to cats, are you also allergic to spouses?
NewtonsNinja: after covid year, everybody is down for intimacy
Butternades: LRR sent me, Belly Rubs please
NewtyNewts: This is probably why you don't start with Splitting
RandomTrivia: OH NO
malc: yikes.#
sheer_falacy: no? This is sweet
A_Dub888: !card crow storm
LRRbot: Crow Storm [2U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. / Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
quasi79fu: always take the shot
sheer_falacy: Go crows!
GlennSeto: they can now
geo1771: @butternades LUL
JadedCynic: I've gone a year with no personal contact due to PANDEMIC - I want that
Diabore: id befried the crows
KaleidoscopeMind: why would i want to get rid of them?
RandomTrivia: Why would you shoot birb frands?!
arcaneIllumination: Crows are awesome.
DaSunao: Birds aren't real!
Ignatiuspants: no one man should have all that power
public_key_reveal_party: I just want a squad
Thatwasademo: yeah I don't get what the problem is with petting a person who wants to be pet; it's unusual but not actually that awkward
InkyGhoast: why would i lose my cool crow friends
Foxsploder: Why would I NOT want crows following me?
Mcgwee: no we can't risk that
AgentSmithRadio: CAW CAW FOR THE RIGHT TO VOTE
Shadwhawk: Why would I not want to be followed by crows?
SkylerRingtail: You kidding? I'd love to have a murder of crows following me
BrowneePoints: Idk, the Electoral College is wild, who knows how the US voting system works
LurkerSpine: I would like the cloud of bird familiars
KodeMage: no, I want to keep the crow power...
The_Kraken19: Birds are already Government Agents
kimmiekoneko: why would i kill my crow gang
lochnessseammonster: but they can be hot
JadedCynic: DO YOU TAKE THE SHOT
YeetTheRich_: birds are government drones anyway
SoaringDragon42: why kill crows? They're awesome
momma_tatts: That specieism Adam!!!
rainbowmage42: What weapon am i using? Because i suck at a 9mm
TheMerricat: Why? Being followed by crows would rock.
LeeshaJoy: "Wherever you go, you're followed by crows" is the opposite of a problem.
Alahmnat: also being followed by crows would rule
letfireraindown: I'm followed by a crow gang... that's awesome!
JadedCynic: I *LIKE* the crows
bv310: If they just follow me around, that could be kind of fun
stevestein: So long as there are less than 60 million of them...
FerociousPeach: why would i NOT want to be followed by a murder of crows?
NimrodXIV: we are pro-bird in this house
Butternades: Shotgun, problem solved
ArdCollider: this seems bad. there's a person on Twitter who's friends with an entire murder and it seems really great.
josh___something: I could be the most goth person ever
spo8n: CROW FRIENDS
bv310: Can I just make friends with the crows?
spiffinn: the premise seems like an upside. why would i want to stop being followed by crows
Calaban161: I will be followed by a murder
xantos69: See this is why you always practice your marksmanship. Easy single dead bird.
Loonatic93: Get a big enough shotgun, then you can take them all out in one hit!
enfys_book: Maybe a good way to avoid catcalling?
lumlite: Feed them fries and earn their trust.
Oscelot: We live in the PNW, that's just a normal day
SachielOne: NEVERMORE
malc: you can sleep by distracting them with cookie dough
RaklarLS: you need to shoot the raven in disguise from the group of crows
Bloodrush192: crows are incredibly smart BTW
JadedCynic: Serge? Crows sleep, son
NewtyNewts: The Birds is a documentary
NewtonsNinja: I misread the question :(
GlennSeto: As long as they don't recite Kanye tweets, I'm cool with the Hitchcock vibe.
lirazel64: Crows in the library.
lochnessseammonster: this is my nightmare
CaptainSpam: Crows are smart birds. They could help a lot.
Butternades: @loonatic93 tanks have canister shot….
thavleifrim: crows suck kanye can have an extra 20 votes
DoodlestheGreat: Nobody said what I'd be shooting with. GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
adambomb625: use a BB gun, that way misses don't kill
MattinTheHatsTavern: I watched this movie in grade 9 english
ContingentCat: being followed by crows sounds so metal
Phailhammer: "Where did those crows come from?" "Long story."
Alas_Babylon: b e a n s
Loonatic93: @Butternades Exactly!
Kramburger: B E A N S
SoaringDragon42: I will now work for the Tower of London. XD
Thatwasademo: beans
KodeMage: is it really democracy if crows can't vote?
rainbowmage42: @GlennSeto would that count as consuming twitter and kill my alien civilization?
amative1: Tied 2nd!
stevestein: Doing good, chat
Mcgwee: I hope this is better
MegaDosX: Tied with Nelson, I love it
NewtonsNinja: I quietly want to steal the game :P
KodeMage: serge, doing pretty good for his first time
180 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
NewtyNewts: We don't get the prediction though, do we?
MegaDosX: Olivia!
GlennSeto: @rainbowmage42 2nd Twitter kills, y'know.
GlennSeto: *2nd hand
DoodlestheGreat: 2
Mr_Horrible: this cat's hands will never not weird me out a little LUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 3
Anexmedia: breyaBust breyaChut
DeM0nFiRe: Gott abe 2
BuddhaSpoon: breyaBust breyaChut
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART Hi Olivia!
spiffinn: 2
Yakkers221B: Yo raiders
MrOrion24: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Jensling: Bust Chut! ☭ω☭
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: RAAAAAIIIIIDDDDDD!
matthaus_c: holy crap
steven_strangle: hey sick a raid!
DeM0nFiRe: 2 is like a free split
Snowcookies: lol
quasi79fu: i did a ooops
NewtonsNinja: 2
JadedCynic: 1
AgentSmithRadio: 2
geo1771: 2
Diabore: 2
FilipaCarola: breyaTreasure breyaTreasure breyaTreasure
Sheikun07: 2
kimmiekoneko: 2
red_shoes_jeff: 3
InkyGhoast: heya raiders
Mcgwee: 3?
LeeshaJoy: 3
Snowcookies: Hi raiders!
Fairgrim: 3
Butternades: 2
Mr_Horrible: raiders lrrGOAT
Solid_Fuel: breyaBust breyaChut
NimrodXIV: hmm doesn't know me, dead, don't have one
sheer_falacy: 2 splits but is boring
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
quasi79fu: i voted 3
TamesLovesGames: 2
InkyGhoast: 2 for sure
MTGRanger: Hey everyone! We're here!
MaygeKyatt: 2
InsertUserHere_: free split babey
MegaDosX: It's 2 or 3
Cinominn: deffo 2
TheMerricat: 2
SoaringDragon42: 3
Jean_Jacques_EB: 2
JadedCynic: 2 is just silly
WanderingWinder: 1
ChaoticObserver: Hello raiding team
LurkerSpine: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
blip2004: gotta be 2
Thatwasademo: 2 is a little boring but also easy split
AgentSmithRadio: TombRaid
KodeMage: 3
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maximus416: 2
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rogerivany: 33 months already, seems like last month was only 32 months.
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knlmetzger: 2
chronically_poor: BUST(Y) CHUT
outistynnan: 3 definitely
DoodlestheGreat: 2 is equal to the other one. It's perfect.
mowdownjoe: 3 is funny. 2 is easy split.
NewtonsNinja: 2 does split
Oscelot: Hah!
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
LordZarano: Join us! https://jackbox.tv/#ZPWY
MaygeKyatt: 2 is a very easy split
JadedCynic: \o/ THANK YOU
matthaus_c: we have won before?!
RandomTrivia: You're welcome, I guess LUL
Calaban161: 3 would be good
PharaohBender27: tqsHype katesHype
malc: haha
azninsect: yeeeeeee the 0.7%!
Alahmnat: lol, nice
Mcgwee: yeah
Mr_Horrible: legends, the lot of you
YeetTheRich_: elite gamers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we're very good
MegaDosX: You're welcome LRR!
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: You're welcome :)
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun you're welcome B)
eric_christian_berg: We r smort.
KodeMage: achievement hunter win
fastlane250: yay, cheevos!
NewtyNewts: We won!... once...
GlennSeto: The fun part is gonna get a 3 to fulfill an option. :D
TotallyNotaBeholder: You are welcome
NonUniqueGuy: Well, how many play against the audience?
Kramburger: Most people don't have an audience, let's be real
Thatwasademo: We did it!
Snowcookies: lol go chat!
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
Ignatiuspants: achievement get!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
NimrodXIV: WOO
public_key_reveal_party: LRR: too pro
dissmech: it's absolutely 3 y'all
MegaDosX: No collusion!
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KodeMage: how far from 100% completion on those cheevo's
Mcgwee: gdqClap
djalternative: most people don't have audiences when playing
gnome_friend: !quote Olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
wickaboxet: Chat is funny!
Ashton: You have to tell me if you're a cop
quasi79fu: 3 is funny to me
delta__vee: they have achievements for being bad at videogames? sweet
Loonatic93: If you collude... James wins!
rainbowmage42: Whoever made the acheivment system in modern gaming. I bet he is rich now
JadedCynic: EXACTLY, Serge
steven_strangle: What was the achievement? I missed it
odamadillo: Pride before a fall Serge!
JadedCynic: matching the other prompt is the challenge
LeeshaJoy: @steven_strangle Losing a game to the audience
matthaus_c: we have reached Serge Explains The Game And Why It's So Good again :p
geo1771: Balanced, as everything should be
quasi79fu: roar
VmKid: roar
RandomTrivia: Nelly with the solid proverb there
steven_strangle: @LeeshaJoy thanks
Kramburger: Cori going for the Jessica Telephone life
Thatwasademo: go left
malc: jlrrDang
xantos69: Ouch
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Oscelot: lol
Calaban161: CHat
FWill134: mimes
geo1771: OH SHOOT, THANKS FOR THE SUB LOL
YeetTheRich_: ouch
Mcgwee: oh wow
NewtyNewts: Escape from the mimes!
hexy_lexy: CHAT
WanderingWinder: easy Chat
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: chat obviously
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
quasi79fu: heyyyy
MagicalAttackGecko: ONE OF US
Mr_Horrible: Chat's got the seabatBRAIN
azninsect: ez
Anexmedia: Go left
couldntpickausername: what if chat is a mime
GlennSeto: GO LEFT
Kramburger: I've Literally Done this
malc: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
JadedCynic: fuck, hell with chat - I'd love the silence
lirazel64: I feel seen.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm feeling attacked.
RandomTrivia: !avice
NimrodXIV: always listen to chat
iris_of_ether: Look I'm really good at puzzles :D
Tantaburs: Go left
DaSunao: Go left!
Oscelot: Adam ysbrydHeart
NonUniqueGuy: Go left
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Let's do this, Adam!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh wow thanks Adam
LarkSachrosis: Chat are my friends vargFren1
lumlite: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
matthaus_c: !advice
LRRbot: Put the video into the Paul.
RandomTrivia: !advice
LRRbot: Bread is not the answer.
InkyGhoast: !advice
SoaringDragon42: hey!
mowdownjoe: HEY! We're nice.
NewtyNewts: Go with Chat!
ClodiumSoride: Go left 15 seconds ago!
CaptainSpam: Wait, are we all still IN chat during this?
Mcgwee: yep cgecks out
lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Korolan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Dish_KP: Adam, King of Chat
control_rig: Ook
KodeMage: are the mimes on the clock? if this isn't work then they are just normal-ish people
arcbound_roomba: Senpai noticed me (?)
ChaoticObserver: Twitch does Escape Room
PMAvers: Adam gets locked in a room with Lord ZYRK. Bodies are made.
amative1: Hey other mods, wanna do an escape room? =D
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: LLLLEEEEFFFFTTTT!
Mr_Horrible: oh god he's right LUL
momma_tatts: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm
LeeshaJoy: Is Twitch Plays Escape Room a thing yet?
Thatwasademo: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TheMerricat: I've got the wiki pulled up and it says.....
Diabore: 3 of us are always yelling "GO LEFT"
vellebastet: Twitch Chat Let's Gooooooooo
geo1771: OOGA
Fracaswell: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
rainbowmage42: Come play with us Adam..
dabudder: !quote cam
LRRbot: Quote #29: "I kind of like the idea of a shipping container full of bootleg Botox catching fire in the port of Vancouver." —Cameron [2015-03-05]
Solid_Fuel: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
JocelyneAnne: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: why are WE voting on this?
BlightningHelix: One body that is an amalgamation of chat.
geo1771: OOGA BOOGA
Mr_Horrible: we'd try so hard to help and we would not help at all LUL
Tangsm: If chat is set to emote only, it's basically mimes.
JadedCynic: good job, Matt SeemsGood
MegaDosX: Also well done in not splitting the audience Matt :P
nanacomehome: PraiseIt
mochabeanie: OOGA OOGA
Alahmnat: are we still on a delay?
NonUniqueGuy: 20% of chat doesn't want to be with chat
RandomTrivia: Pffft
steven_strangle: It'd just be "GO LEFT GO LEFT GO LEFT FORWARD NO GO BACK YOU MISSED IT GO LEFT" for an hour
ContingentCat: but there'd be no lag
NarishmaReborn: LRRCON 2 CONFIRMED
shurtal: pjorgchamp
JadedCynic: ???
RaklarLS: who?
Anubis169: amative1: Only if I get to be the battleship
SkylerRingtail: ?
control_rig: ???
amative1: Start your horse and come along!
Parkes04: all of the advice we give would have been useful 30 seconds before
chronically_poor: paymoneywubby did that for a stream or two
quasi79fu: i dont know hey dude
Angreed66: Not backseating if we're included in the room
NewtyNewts: No idea what this is...
Naarius: Nickelodeon classic Hey Dude?
Scarbble: shout outs to "hey dude" fans
FWill134: Matt
Fracaswell: it's a little wild and a little stange
ChaoticObserver: Nickelodeon show
JadedCynic: a beatles musical?
laikagoat: Nickelodeon kids show from the 90s
Mr_Horrible: sofieLUL
IbunWest: It was absolutely a show
KodeMage: why dos it need to specify adult?
LurkerSpine: It absolutely is
LarkSachrosis: Are they even all still alive?
rainbowmage42: AHH I loved that show as a kid on Nickelodeon
Foxsploder: oh god I just remembered it
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HbombAndFriends: ‘90s Nickelodeon show
IbunWest: How dare you Serge
meachamo: Mr. Ernst!
Ignatiuspants: It's a kids show from the 90s about teenagers at a dude ranch
jessieimproved: I'm so sad you guys don't know Hey Dude
Anexmedia: I'm old enough to remember this show
Stratavarius: The Nick cowboy show
djalternative: it's an old nick show about a Dude ranch
amative1: It's a Nick show (live action) from the 90s
LurkerSpine: Ben Stillers wife was on it
NimrodXIV: I don't remember anyone on Hey Dude
Loonatic93: LLRCON 2: Featuring Half Life 3!
TheMandrew: hey dude was great
Mcgwee: oh man hey dude
MegaDosX: Everyone spent too long googling to pick an answer :p
Dish_KP: 90s show on nickelodeon
vellebastet: OMG
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey
KodeMage: mimes just suck, so anything else
NonUniqueGuy: Show on Nickolodeon
Shadwhawk: I watched Hey Dude all the time on Nick
Lord_Hosk: Hey dude was on Nick
Driosenth: nick, not disney
Ashton: A sitcom from 1989
FWill134: Nickelodeon, Ian
PharaohBender27: That doesn't even scan!
Mcgwee: memories
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
IgnisDeus: nick, not dis
kalira77: 90s show set on a dude ranch
corpocracy: It's a show! I loved Hey Dude!
stevestein: It still reads
RandomTrivia: Wheeler... reading the prompt etc etc
Juliamon: Hey Dude was the show you saw part of the intro of while you reached for the remote after Salute Your Shorts
TPRJones: I just don't want to have to deal with the added puzzle difficulty of mime charades on top of the escape room.
Thatwasademo: it reads if you just fill the blank
Anexmedia: it was the counter to Zeke the Plumber
Mr_Horrible: this much we know about Serge
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Daaaang :D
malc: silica gel?
ChaoticObserver: Silica Gel!
leebenningfield: I watched everything on Nick in the mid 90s and Hey Dude was boring AF
malc: HA
azninsect: oooooh
ChaoticObserver: Knew it
malc: called it.
Anexmedia: DO NOT EAT
VmKid: No fake bids, chat
JadedCynic: MOOD
azninsect: oh thats difficult
hexy_lexy: ez gel
Oscelot: HAH
Alas_Babylon: I'm not getting anything that's inedible
Loonatic93: And Ian answer/
CaptainSpam: Windmill SLAM.
gnome_friend: Silica gel!
Mr_Horrible: that's a steal for Silica Gel
RandomTrivia: Amazing
amative1: #DBFH
azninsect: nice malc
rainbowmage42: I can use the peanuts
KodeMage: is it $100 worth of silica gel?
Mcgwee: peanuts are more fun
fastlane250: oh thats an old cut
jessieimproved: I still hold Camp Anawana in my heart
outistynnan: silica gel is useful!
Thatwasademo: #DBFH
NimrodXIV: DB chat knows
GlennSeto: $100 can buy a lotta peanuts.
TheMerricat: 2 windmill slam, those can be reusued
wynternyghtynggale: hiya everyone
mowdownjoe: Be a better Notch!
nanacomehome: i'm slamming the packing peaunuts
stevestein: Wow. I have no choice in my vote here.
KodeMage: silica gel pretty useful
JadedCynic: BIG DESERT BUS MOOD
TheWriterAleph: you can only eat one of those
AgentSmithRadio: Bartender! Give me your driest martini. Dryer.
electra310: Silica gel! That's fun stuff
Ashton: $100 for a silca? What a steal!
Snowcookies: don't eat packing peanuts pls
xantos69: Silica Gel has tons of uses.
DoodlestheGreat: This is a good one.
LadyAiluros: Yeeeesss Desert Bus
Oscelot: Hopefully NOT moist...
NimrodXIV: gel usually goes for 10k
DirtAndGrass: uncurl mtg foils!
amative1: @jessieimproved When I think about it, it makes me wanna fart
toenolla: I have a LOT of 3D printer filament I need to keep dry
Thatwasademo: oh no
MegaDosX: Windmill slam
quasi79fu: definitly the peanuts
stupidforgames: does it come with the rest of him?
Calaban161: Always BEEJ
RandomTrivia: The callbacks have begun in earnest!
nanacomehome: i mean peanuts for free
Angreed66: I don't buy people
arcbound_roomba: Thats a good price for some Beej Ass
malc: oh no
Butternades: Always been
MagicalAttackGecko: Ill take Beej ass for 500 please
LarkSachrosis: Friendship ended with silica gel, cigar humidity packets are my ne friends.
IbunWest: Isn't naked beej the theme for every show?
Drag0nrun: @toenolla same here
revhologram: I mean you can get packing peanuts anywhere...
NewtyNewts: Uh oh
SkylerRingtail: Just remember, it's not CHAT objectifying Beej
stevestein: Is it the actual ass or like a NFT?
A_Dub888: You know what you have to do now Beej
ClodiumSoride: Are they getting all the Beej out of their system in the first game?
bv310: All ass all the time
Mcgwee: ass shirts
KodeMage: just the evening? not, like the 20's?
NewtonsNinja: rofl wheeler
Mr_Horrible: Admitting to "almost entering" Naked Beej Ass live on stream Kappa
MegaDosX: I guess this stream has become Crossing the Beej('s Ass)
AgentSmithRadio: Audience wants NAKED BEEJ ASS
LurkerSpine: from category 1 mommy milkers to naked beej ass
JadedCynic: two curved lines; it'll be EASY
RandomTrivia: HAH
quasi79fu: i want that painting
Oscelot: Uh.
delta__vee: ^^
KodeMage: wow
RandomTrivia: Windmill slam
FerociousPeach: no question there
GlennSeto: One of the shirts is just gonna look like the black hole from Interstellar.
geo1771: ART
Mcgwee: I want that painting
Diabore: oh that sounds AWESOME
eeeeetsben_1wk: yes please!
MegaDosX: Another windmill slam
public_key_reveal_party: can I preorder my Beej ass t-shirt now?
CaptainSpam: Hell, I want that painting NOW.
Kramburger: V A L U E
Mr_Horrible: cursed paintings for 100 bucks? Bargain
couldntpickausername: "we usually go to Beejing ass and dial it back by 1"
Thatwasademo: windmill slam VALUE
Butternades: Yes
Azralorne: how dare you attack Cori like that
JadedCynic: who thinks cori would shoot at birds?
quillilian: Final Can't Draw Horses ep
SquareDotCube: Or just make it next Monday
MegaDosX: Cori, next Can't Draw Horses stream?
Azralorne: rude
RandomTrivia: Where's Featherweight when you need them?!
34Witches: Angry ones
eeeeetsben_1wk: can they put that on TKO?
MattinTheHatsTavern: Is this a Chekov's gun situation? Mention Beej's ass in the first act, and it goes off in the third?
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ContingentCat: and what kind of shooting, lie photographing?
NewtonsNinja: chat can steal!!#
Getter404: It's okay Nelly, this isn't bad for your first time.
geo1771: Yea that’s my picture of me shooting birds LUL
Agl0vale: its ok, today is Nellys first time playing
hexy_lexy: HA
azninsect: hahah nice
quasi79fu: either
JadedCynic: dammit chat...
Mcgwee: boring
KodeMage: die
JadedCynic: yeah, 0/4
Pteraspidomorphi: huh
MegaDosX: Oooof
quasi79fu: mine are dead sooo
FerociousPeach: chat, i r disappoint
dissmech: Chat you are dead to me
Mr_Horrible: you have unreliable emergency contacts then, Wheeler
Diabore: ice cold ian
geo1771: Yike
sorinthecat: yay made it!
toenolla: ouija board, Wheeler
LeeshaJoy: Still your emergency contact. There's a Ouija board next to the phone.
MegaDosX: Huh.
JadedCynic: half of my aunts & uncles have died too
malc: haha
MegaDosX: WHAT
Mcgwee: oh
azninsect: welp
Mr_Horrible: LUL
hexy_lexy: AGAIN
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: WELP
CaptainSpam: Ha!
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
JadedCynic: oh FFS
YeetTheRich_: oh
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Oscelot: Waaaaow
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
azninsect: split the other way!
quasi79fu: welp
offbeatwitch: NOT AGAIN
steven_strangle: The Sequel!
ChaoticObserver: This has to flip the other way
NewtyNewts: luuul
red_shoes_jeff: THIS is why I picked 3.
InkyGhoast: LOL
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
DeM0nFiRe: lol I TOLD you it was a good choice
NewtonsNinja: rofl, we got shafted :P
Getter404: Up next: Your Grandma or PEEPUMS
electra310: Grandpa sounds so much friendlier
InsertUserHere_: 2 for 2
amative1: It's a man named Grandpa
Moonspeak721: *a* grandpa
Nigouki: Grandfather is too formal, Grandpa you can tell about your stripping
geo1771: WHELP
ContingentCat: just any grampa
rainbowmage42: Could be that one twilight zone episode of the dead guy calling his wife
bv310: Just A Grandpa
kimmiekoneko: oh grandPA, not FATHER, that changes things
AgentSmithRadio: SCAMMED
JadedCynic: "how good a medium do you have?
NimrodXIV: do it AGAIN
DoodlestheGreat: If the third one is the same,..
Drag0nrun: Should have been 3 for sure.
CaptainSpam: Wait...
LarkSachrosis: vargGranddad
Mcgwee: called it
RandomTrivia: Pffft... no consistency
KodeMage: sugar grandpa, that's a thing I didn't need to think about
gralamin: Chat was cheated!
hexy_lexy: ez grandma
Scarbble: the platonic ideal of grandpa
quasi79fu: hilarity ensues
GlennSeto: @red_shoes_jeff Minister was extra funny to me, because I don't practice religion.
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ContingentCat: oh I thought that was chats
bv310: Hell yeah, my 3rd Grade Crush is a Doctor now
dissmech: We woulda nailed it with Minister chat, what the heck
Butternades: Bet
Diabore: crandma would understand
Pteraspidomorphi: We're in touch!
MegaDosX: It's fitting that we were cheated by LRR on Adam's prompt
JadedCynic: I mean, the one I wanted to be under the parachute next to?! :D
lochnessseammonster: adam is just one of us... thinks like chat
F1SHOR: i didnt know what a crush was that young lol
LeeshaJoy: I was called to jury duty with my third grade crush one time
KodeMage: Optimus prime??!?!
Ignatiuspants: was it a common experience to have a crush when you're that young?
glencon: Grandma: "Gotta make that bank somehow."
eric_christian_berg: Cheetara, it is.
Kramburger: B E A N S
TPRJones: I don't have Princess Leia's phone number.
Oscelot: That must have been wild @LeeshaJoy
Alas_Babylon: @Ignatiuspants I had a crush when I was six, 3rd grade's pretty normal
amative1: @JadedCynic oh god, I forgot about the parachute!
PharaohBender27: Congratulations, lrrMATT !
hexy_lexy: GG Matt
Thatwasademo: almost 800
JadedCynic: BRAVO MATT!
steven_strangle: Damn, Matt! Impressive!
NewtonsNinja: ggs
RandomTrivia: Well played Matt!
Thatwasademo: we got third
Mcgwee: 3rd
DoodlestheGreat: Applause for Matt.
Mr_Horrible: aaaaagh
Aenir798: we got 3rd
MegaDosX: Ah
JadedCynic: @amative1 B)
LeeshaJoy: @Oscelot Eh, neither of us actually got picked
YeetTheRich_: gg
Yakkers221B: GG Matt, you got licked by a weird cat
Ignatiuspants: fascinating...!
malc: not bad for Serge's first try though
Oscelot: Ahh @LeeshaJoy
MegaDosX: It's hard to read that results screen, it's there so briefly
Ashen_Prime: There there's that lucky person who's Third Grade Crush is their current partner, and they're at every show anyway.
PharaohBender27: Ooooh!
Dish_KP: YEAH
KodeMage: sweet! robot rap
Mcgwee: yes
MegaDosX: Time to spit some rhymes!
charredspark: chicks dig rapping robots
Yakkers221B: *space noises*
Mr_Horrible: some of them definitely have that "you have to eat this whole sandwich for $500k" tweets
kusinohki: vamp-box
NewtyNewts: Rap battlin' time!
gnome_friend: !findquote grease
LRRbot: Quote #2853: "A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant." —Graham [2016-06-21]
eric_christian_berg: To quote Zappa: "Keep it greasy so it will go down easy."
combatiblewombatible: now thats one shiny cast of characters
rainbowmage42: So who is excited for the new D&D book?
Mcgwee: nopw
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Stop, beej time!
Mr_Horrible: Beej's Slow Exultation
Traion: Know what this would be a good time for? Doodles! Eh Cori ;)
lochnessseammonster: beej like being vaguely erotic
Oscelot: Yes, moisturize
DirtAndGrass: Serge is bored :(
eric_christian_berg: @rainbowmage42 Love it!
Oscelot: for the love of god
lochnessseammonster: he lives the faerie mound life 24/7
charredspark: a nice little spritz of olive oil
Lord_Hosk: I feel like the Jackbox team might just be burning out. There is only so much you can do with "silly slightly party questions that could be 15% sexual innuendo"
odamadillo: Yes! This is my favourite game! I played this once with a mate and his little brother. The brother shocked us both by referencing Deadpool and a sexual act.
geo1771: Mmmmm the grease
PharaohBender27: @LarkSachrosis O_o
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote jelly
LRRbot: Quote #3682: "I signed up for the USSR Jelly Roll." —Heather [2016-11-30]
JadedCynic: MOLTEN paraben?
Mr_Horrible: LarkSachrosis I have so many questions but they shall remain unanswered, for the mystery is the true beauty
DarkMorford: WHEELER
GlennSeto: DAMN
GDwarf: Woooow
patbaer: Wheeler
Pteraspidomorphi: hah
Oscelot: "slightly too warm petroleum jelly" oh gods why :P
SnackPak_: you need an atomizer to get the correct oil/water mixture
JadedCynic: Whale Plaid, Wheeler!
Yakkers221B: Very good
xantos69: I've always wanted hot and cold running oil.
GDwarf: Popeye is...1910s, I think?
Mr_Horrible: Popeye is an ageless tulpa
TheMerricat: "According to Bud Sagendorf, Popeye is 34 years old , 5'6",and weighs 158 lbs. In the cartoon "Popeye in Goonland", made in 1938, Popeye says he hasnt seen his Pappy since birth, 40 years ago, so that would put his actual birth in 1898."
Oscelot: Too real
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: AsexualPride PrideKoala did someone say popeye!? PrideKoala AsexualPride
eric_christian_berg: Eating ass, ahoy!
sheer_falacy: "start at eating ass and dial it back one"
Sibwow: the aristocrats!
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tehfewl: boop
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Mr_Horrible: they're giant robots, Wheeler, they're all thick
NewtyNewts: How many c's in that Thicc?
CaptainSpam: Yes, Shadow Master MC actually IS a Chicago-area MC.
RandomTrivia: At least 3
ContingentCat: coe: Zulu, Kilo, Papa, Kilo
chaostreader: @newtynewts 500ccs?
StreetRach: DJ Rach? It me!
VmKid: Shadowmaster MC is a real MC. You can hear him rapping over the end credits.
IbunWest: "You're all winners. Boom gottem."
kusinohki: let them fight!
KodeMage: no
Kramburger: wooooooooo
SnackPak_: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
KodeMage: not ready
KodeMage: k, now
NewtyNewts: mwh
Moonspeak721: whenever someone says "i can't hear you" on stage i want to fight them
Luxatos: City destroyed in 10...
wickaboxet: Who is the best rap lyricist
DirtAndGrass: orange
JadedCynic: call the train!
PharaohBender27: ^
DaseBeleren: does anyone know the room code for the audience
josh___something: We are all love the Ticker!
Kramburger: Adam V Serge is going to be either super positive or super lethal
EncryptedSquid: @moonspeak721 Aye aye Captain!
MattinTheHatsTavern: tap to the beat
glencon: I gotta agree with Weird Al, M. C. Escher is my favourite MC.
KodeMage: zkpk, top left
quasi79fu: i think it weird they allow me to destroy city
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Thane1607: I need another coffee
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Fairgrim: I love the widget in twitch
LeeshaJoy: The Zak Pack, the Gen Z version of the Brat Pack
Alahmnat: zeek peek
Mcgwee: were trying
Arclight_Dynamo: Input for city destruction is slower on the widget than the webpage.
Shadwhawk: Yeah, the widget is terrible for wrecking stuff
xythrogar: i am going as fast as i can!
JocelyneAnne: I don't want to destroy the city =(
Ignatiuspants: I'm clicking to destroy things in the Twitch extension, but i dunno
YeetTheRich_: ignore paul he is trying to distract us from clicking
Mai_Andra: ZackPack? ZikilPiklet?
FerociousPeach: my twitch widget isn't even showing the options
LordZarano: Tic-ker! tic-ker! tic-ker!
CaptainSpam: It's supposed to scale based on audience size.
Pteraspidomorphi: It depends
steven_strangle: It puts up a little "Input recieved" screen every time you click so you can't just spam click
sheer_falacy: they definitely made a change to destroy rate a few months ago
sydnius: Twidget
34Witches: the extension is slower than the website iirc
sheer_falacy: used to go down instantly with this many people
wickaboxet: City destruction has really taken a hit as an industry once millennials killed it
PharaohBender27: TRAIN!
CaptainSpam: TRAIN!
RandomTrivia: WOOO
laikagoat: FBtouchdown
quillilian: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
steven_strangle: Also the progress on the destruction is persistent between rounds
red_shoes_jeff: I'M TRYING.
brunomant_: CHOO CHOO
YeetTheRich_: noo
AgentSmithRadio: They are blueberries, put them on the train!
rogerivany: So Serge is the one who makes the trains run on time.
NewtyNewts: Destroy the Beejpipe
kusinohki: last time this was played with the widget, none of the buildings came close to being destroyed
PMAvers: Binjpipe is a callback to a previous Jackbox party Pack, it's sort of like the Netflix equivalent.
Alas_Babylon: niiice
patbaer: Wheeler might be thinking of Joke Boat
LPS_97: thanks Peter Pan
sheer_falacy: are you Peter Pan or a Toys R Us kid?
MegaDosX: Shout out to the Aussie rapper voice there
DeM0nFiRe: The audience site for this game is not good, it takes the button away before the rap is even over
CaptainSpam: @PMAvers It was actually the pack Mad Verse City was on.
RandomTrivia: Wheeler.... benginFacepalm
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
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MegaDosX: Wow!
Alas_Babylon: Good matchup
VmKid: PMAvers: The current Party Pack, actually. Hence the Binjbox Records building
TheWriterAleph: critroleFire
bv310: Daaaaaamn
GlennSeto: that was sweet
Scarbble: no way
MegaDosX: Surely not
sheer_falacy: Illuminaughty
PMAvers: I've stopped trying to remember what pack each game is on. It's a Jackbox Extended Universe.
VmKid: Also YDKJ: Full Stream's subplot for Binjpipe is... really something.
malc: LOL
Scarbble: nice
red_shoes_jeff: N I C E
MegaDosX: Nice.
TheWriterAleph: nice nice nice
Critterbot: Nice.
FWill134: nice
charredspark: NICE
RandomTrivia: nice
Bladinus: nice
mowdownjoe: NICE
NewtyNewts: nice
Mcgwee: nice
ForOhForError: NICE
gnome_friend: Illuminice
MattinTheHatsTavern: Los illuminados
VmKid: @PMAvers Into the Cookieverse
EncryptedSquid: DAMN
MegaDosX: *snap snap snap snap*
FWill134: gross
RandomTrivia: Woah
Mcgwee: O O
laikagoat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
geo1771: LAST NAME EVER FIRST NAME GREATEST
MegaDosX: Holy shit
control_rig: WOOOOAAAAAH
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Mcgwee: oooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: nice
control_rig: WOW
Abelzumi: CurseLit
MegaDosX: Hot fire!
GlennSeto: vicious
electra310: whoa
RandomTrivia: Oooooooooh
Mcgwee: nice
DiamondMX: Nice rhymes Ian!
mowdownjoe: DAMN
charredspark: gave him the chait
charredspark: chair*
bv310: Wow, it pronounces Bastille correctly
JadedCynic: um, the bots need to learn they tore DOWN the Bastille....
Mcgwee: lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN
bjorlamn: Nice one
Alahmnat: Serge.
AgentSmithRadio: lrrSERGE
red_shoes_jeff: What
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
NewtyNewts: GJ Serge!
InkyGhoast: oh honey
Scarbble: serge
Mcgwee: Serge
RandomTrivia: I'm also impressed that Ian made the vocaloid say "fastidiously"
Sheikun07: Serge
HorusFive: Known wordsmith Serge Yegar
p_johnston: Its what you do!
Telnaior: oh no........
glencon: Passive-Aggressive Google just redirects to lmgtfy
momma_tatts: Oh Serge . . . jlrrFacepalm
RandomTrivia: ADAM
MegaDosX: HOT FIRE
iris_of_ether: YES KING
Alas_Babylon: I kinda loved it
Mcgwee: wow
CaptainSpam: Daaaaaaaamn.
Scarbble: adam i love it
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
charredspark: fan me down
InkyGhoast: that was good tho
Goorguy: Adam is pumping
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Getter404: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: PurpleStar PurpleStar PurpleStar PurpleStar PurpleStar
momma_tatts: *snap snap*
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
LadyLockwood92: Woot, 13 months...unlucky for some
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Oscelot: rofl
Mcgwee: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
malc: jlrrDang
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
control_rig: Oook
RandomTrivia: Wow Serge
JadedCynic: whale plaid, serge
MegaDosX: Don't make me choose!
iris_of_ether: HOW DO WE CHOOSE
magical_writer: hot fire from both
DeM0nFiRe: lol both good
sheer_falacy: the callback!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
mochabeanie: ook snap
Countjondi: these are both soooo good
YeetTheRich_: sergeHolyMoly
charredspark: can i vote twice?
geo1771: Oooooooooh
quasi79fu: i voted serge sorrry
MattinTheHatsTavern: I feel attacked
LadyLockwood92: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:09:43. lrrSPOT
LurkerSpine: serge got Justin to deliver the rap
Mcgwee: choose?
HorusFive: Did Serge just call us baboons?
JadedCynic: NOW we gotta split the room?!?
NewtyNewts: I can't choose!
bjorlamn: Wow both of those were great
SnowbirdMike: Its what Baboons do
PMAvers: LRRCon 2: Someone shows up with a mango launcher
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Why were you both putting yourselves down! Those were both amazing!
RandomTrivia: Serge had to google what a verb is, but then verbed an adjective anyway :D
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Pteraspidomorphi: I feel known
JaymicUnyielding: this is the first time i liked both
ihlendrax: 🥭
Mai_Andra: ♪♫ Like the deserts miss the rain ♪♫
SirTrae: I have a friend that would die if he got showered with mangos
TheDailyMapleSyrup: get Adam honey latte
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
megrimme: adam looking thick tho
Yakkers221B: He's right tho
PBlackcoat: i mean, i gave Beej a pineapple once
Sibwow: chat is baboons though
TamesLovesGames: It was a drive by fruiting
FWill134: yeah adam, that's why I voted for him
MegaDosX: Adam wins because he didn't call us baboons
gnome_friend: !findquote baboon
LRRbot: Quote #6698: "Do any of you have the skills to know when a baboon has been drugged?" —Dale [2020-01-13]
JadedCynic: Beej & Graham in two months on Mail Time - "Why so much damn mangos?!?"
Scarbble: you can't have the mango *dramatic swish*
ContingentCat: There's worse things to be sent than dried mango
RandomTrivia: Oof
wickaboxet: Adam, what’s the next con your going to? No reason just need to time my produce shopping
RandomTrivia: LUL
control_rig: HAH\
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnowbirdMike: Nice
malc: DRACTULA
quasi79fu: dratula wins
RandomTrivia: Dractula
ContingentCat: what kind of spatchula? a fish spatchua?
charredspark: BONUS achieved
patbaer: In my Dratcula
GlennSeto: RHYME, DAMMIT
HorusFive: FailFish
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic (Please do not mail mangoes for Mailtime)
Mcgwee: ok
josh___something: pretty good
NewtyNewts: Tarantudrack
Getter404: One cannot slay Dractula
control_rig: Sure. But it's no Dratchula
RandomTrivia: That was pretty good, but Dractula
quasi79fu: For my Dratula
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, "Dractula" is too good.
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Mcgwee: Dractula
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 maybe DRIED mango slices...but yeah, no on the whole fruit...
sheer_falacy: it worked for Rob Zombie
Scarbble: dractula killed me
SnowbirdMike: Yes
Mcgwee: my hero, watch him as he goea
MegaDosX: I'd say "spatula" and "Dracula" are close enough for rap rhymes
Alas_Babylon: Hey, Chamillionaire made "controller" rhyme with "pistol", anything can happen
RandomTrivia: Dractula DID rhyme
LeeshaJoy: Legally Distinct Nosferatu
Sheikun07: DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches and SLAM in the back of my DRACTULA
CaptainSpam: Jackbox has said on their own streams that Mad Verse City is intentionally part of their "make the best of a bad situation" games. :D
HorusFive: It's about having the CONFIDENCE not to rhyme
MattinTheHatsTavern: to fudge the rhume
paintmeahero: dang
amative1: OK chat, time to focus on destroying some buildings!
TPRJones: Well, Beej, congratula!
rogerivany: Dractula is my favourite Rob Zombie song
bv310: The confidence to type Dractula
Moonspeak721: yeah the speech to text really pulled thru on dractula
MegaDosX: Meester Kennedy!
YeetTheRich_: that was abraxas
fastlane250: Mr. Kennedy
sheer_falacy: It'sa me, Dracula!
magical_writer: cheer50 thank you
Snowcookies: Destroy the school for arts!
ForOhForError: Strong Batchula
gnome_friend: !findquote vampire
LRRbot: Quote #3693: "Am I a computer vampire?" —Heather [2016-12-04]
CaptainSpam: Binjpipe down!
LordZarano: Tic-ker! Tic-ker! Tic-ker!
GhostValv: why does dracula sound like duke nukem
paronomasiac042: The one time an Eastern European accent is correct, and Adam can't do it
bv310: Its-a-me, Dractula
NewtyNewts: Down with Beejpipe!
lochnessseammonster: bleh bleh bleh
rrtycoon2: that Netflix series would disagree...
sheer_falacy: oh I do like thetensionis building
sheer_falacy: what a good name
kusinohki: hrm. building destroyed and I can't click anything else now
wickaboxet: Rapping is an artform, replacing spoken word poetry to a certain extend, where all form of ordered prose fails and you can honestly write shit like Dractula :)
JadedCynic: SMASH THE STATE!
charredspark: how many verses will feature a dractula cameo this round?
gawag_: hello yes this is train
AgentSmithRadio: @kusinohki I reset the page and it started working for me again.
Holmeslice_: break the art school
ryuhimora: what's the room code?
Yakkers221B: Looking forward to Dractula in TKO later on tonight
LurkerSpine: zkpk
KodeMage: pick a word, my brain: circumnavigate
TheMerricat: ZKPK
mowdownjoe: SMASH THE STATE
Cephallope: What's the wordst that could happen?
Kramburger: It's Rachael Dratch as a vampire
MattinTheHatsTavern: its a spork
ContingentCat: @ryuhimora Zpkp
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put reticulating splines in Smash, you cowards!
sheer_falacy: I vant to suck your burnt eggs
delta__vee: a widow's peak of frosting
control_rig: It is now
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't see why not
ForOhForError: fanged spatula kinda sounds useful
Alas_Babylon: @KodeMage "Uh, um, osteoporosis"
JaymicUnyielding: antidisestablishmentarianism
MegaDosX: Um, Dractually...
Loonatic93: Dratchula City: We sell Dratchulas... And that's all!
charredspark: a dractula is a guy who can't get no love from me
Yakkers221B: @sheer_falacy Teach your grandmother to suck burnt eggs
KodeMage: @Alas_Babylon Exactly! Nematode!
dabudder: !findquote rhyme
LRRbot: Quote #7428: "Shins, balls, orifice. Just like the nursery rhyme." —Graham [2020-12-31]
stupidforgames: floccinaucinihilipilification
I_Am_Clockwork: If a Dratchula doesn't feed often enough it degenerates into a Witherspoon
SnowBuddy18: if you don't have a widow's peak, one will be provided for you
TheTekkieman: I'd actually use a spatula with a widow's peak. Sounds like it'd be handy flipping thinner foods.
sirspate: It sounds like commodoreHustle Paul is workshopping a new invention idea
Arclight_Dynamo: Excuse me, we are baboons.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Adam
Sheikun07: Are the circle things not filling up anymore?
TheWriterAleph: ook ook ook
malc: ook
Alas_Babylon: 1200 monkeys on 1200 typewriters will eventually create the Dractula
JadedCynic: *cracks whip*
Sheikun07: I don't see any movement
HorusFive: Did Serge just call us Monkeys again?
RechargeableFrenchman: lrrHEART lrrADAM
SirTrae: I thought we were baboons?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Yakkers221B: ook ook ook
Mcgwee: ate aye
TPRJones: something something Scot Batula.
NewtyNewts: Banana pls
Kramburger: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatCHOICE
MattinTheHatsTavern: oook ook
Nydestroyer: Draw my pretties
Gekyouryuu: but Tee K.O. is a good time to draw it, no?
Alas_Babylon: I R was one
HorusFive: katesLewd
charredspark: baboons want union
JaymicUnyielding: ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
gnome_friend: Yes
geo1771: OOOOOGA
chronically_poor: draw
malc: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Yakkers221B: Hugh Jass, my best customer
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Banather: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #3717: "The banana is missing..." —Cori [2016-12-10]
head_cannon: Adam "didn't call you baboons like Serge did" Savidan
theinvisiblevoice: bananas are for closers
RechargeableFrenchman: Love you Adam
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
JadedCynic goes back to his typewriter and incomplete "Romeo & Juliet"
sirspate: oooga-nize! ooga-nize!
AtrusOfMyst: katesLewd
KodeMage: games like this are why I intentionally practiced spelling restaurant.
CaptainSpam: I like how the Adopt-A-Bot ad is uncertain. "Maybe they just need love?"
Mr_Horrible: "Please papa! I need my potassium!"
NewtyNewts: Good one Adam
chaostreader: We are a bumbling bunch of baboons
malc: good work megadosx
Phailhammer: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
arcbound_roomba: This is how you bring on the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Adam. Don't say we didn't warn you
wickaboxet: Adam, you might want to calm down before the mangos come out
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RechargeableFrenchman: Woooow
MegaDosX: Holy shit
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
ContingentCat: wat
leebenningfield: WOW
MegaDosX: SERGE
malc: jlrrDang
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
ryuhimora: uh... I can't hear the whole verse before voting x.x
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
fastlane250: LUL
Yakkers221B: After this one?
geo1771: Damn
megrimme: BARS
Mcgwee: hahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HorusFive: Serge Yegar- rap genius
Oscelot: rofl
ContingentCat: Skat rapping wow
RandomTrivia: WINDMILL SLAM
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
MegaDosX: Hoooooly shit
TheWriterAleph: critroleFire critroleFire critroleFire critroleFire critroleFire critroleFire
Mcgwee: ditto adam
SnackPak_: Serge "Skat Man" Yager
Tantaburs: Serge trying out mumble rap I see
Alas_Babylon: Scatman Serge
head_cannon: The skat meta.
geo1771: FUUUUCK
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
Telnaior: I think Adam is all of us
quasi79fu: i have to vote serge
PharaohBender27: @ryuhimora Yeah, I have that issue, too
YeetTheRich_: actual rap lyrics
SachielOne: Scatman Serge?
floki4242: you know what we need to do
34Witches: <3 Serge
LurkerSpine: cuz he's the skatman
Oscelot: Yeah I have the same problem @ryuhimora so I skip voting for this game 99% of the time
NewtyNewts: Real scat time lol
lawful_neutral_wizard: Now all we need is a 25% speed version.
EhItsRy: Skeebedoopabadaba
paintmeahero: gotta vote for the bang
TheMerricat: Serge "Scatman" Yeger.
sirspate: undeserved confidence
InkyGhoast: boo boo bop
lochnessseammonster: serge decided to just scat
SirTrae: I can't in good confidence vote for Serge, but I do love it
AgentSmithRadio: I am the dog of wisdom. Everybody loves me. - Serge Yager.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
lirazel64: Serge was scat-rapping
TPRJones: That's the confidence of a broken man.
Lemistith: Sometimes you scat, sometimes it's scat.
Loonatic93: Serge is a mumble rapper. Confirmed!
frostownik: the ting go skrra
Alas_Babylon: <3 you Serge
kusinohki: boots and cats and boots and cats
KodeMage: too close
spiffinn: scatting but monotone
JadedCynic: so we killed, Beej.....
Ignatiuspants: I didn't know Serge was into scat
objectivefailure: I'm a Baba-bing Bada-book.
charredspark: zip zop you got rocked
GlennSeto: Where were you when Serge killed hip hop?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: it's the scat snerge
Alas_Babylon: Whoooooooooooooa
MegaDosX: HAHAHA
Yakkers221B: RIP John Larkin
SkylerRingtail: Holy shit Matt
chronically_poor: Ben the clip is in Discord
Alas_Babylon: WHOOF.
PharaohBender27: OH SNAP
MegaDosX: Yike.
Pteraspidomorphi: uh oh
Mcgwee: wow
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: This is a tough one
bv310: Harsh
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrCORI
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
charredspark: beef is critical to good rap
Countjondi: im with matt, but good effort, good effort
LeeshaJoy: What the kids call "cringe"
ContingentCat: including a winky face in a rap is a strong move
MegaDosX: A horde of children tugging at their colour awkwardly
BrowneePoints: that made my tears fall like purple rain
Laserbeaks_Fury: whinging
Mister_Hush: Kids love to call stuff "cringe"
geo1771: That’s cringing bro
SirTrae: I think whoever goes second has a slight advantage
PMAvers: They're like, "Yeah, wow, I feel bad for your carry, you were way out of position."
SkylerRingtail: Whaaat? Matt SLAYED that round
jessieimproved: can confirm, the children are talking like that, I have two of them
gnome_friend: Wanna take that one again?
GlennSeto: ooookay
ContingentCat: wow
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
Mr_Horrible: Horner bringing the hit
Mr_Horrible: *heat even
Mcgwee: did it say home?
geo1771: Double hoe
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha nice
josh___something: DAMN
RandomTrivia: WOAH
theinvisiblevoice: choo choo
Mcgwee: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: That's tough
ContingentCat: Froot Froot!
Mr_Horrible: Ian forced to hop onto one of those old-timey push cars
KodeMage: double hoe awkward, revise
sirspate: double-ho = santa
Unable_To_Load: I did Count Spactula in MS paint but I just realized i have nowhere to post it ;_;
MattinTheHatsTavern: I like my rappers to use the word quotient
gnome_friend: Let's lrrEFF some trains!
frank_the_great: Near rhymes work in raps
ContingentCat: not just a train, a very large train
sheer_falacy: need to rhyme it 3 times, ho ho ho
TheMerricat: @Unable_To_Load imgur
ForOhForError: high speed lyrics, high speed rail
charredspark: dractula vs santa
Unable_To_Load: imgur
LordZarano: I think Ian might be my new favourite rapper
Rogue_07: Oh my god, I didn't see that Adam's head is a floppy
PharaohBender27: @sirspate No, Santa's triple-ho
NewtyNewts: Santa needs three though...
HorusFive: Choo Choo baby, choo choo
BrowneePoints: A reminder that lenny Kravitz rhymed fly with fly. you're good
quillilian: Sir, this is a large train
lochnessseammonster: we are blueberries... put them on the train
gnome_friend: Fruit fruit
RandomTrivia: AHahahahahahaha
Oscelot: *snerk*
fastlane250: LUL LUL LUL
malc: lol
josh___something: XD
Alas_Babylon: CReeEEwgy
Mr_Horrible: LUL
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
Mcgwee: lrrJUDGE
head_cannon: Haha, that was a good punchline.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
Yakkers221B: ah yes my cousin Creugy
frank_the_great: He doesn't even know
quasi79fu: wte is creugy??
geo1771: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
Gekyouryuu: apparently it's "cheugy" and I have NO idea what it means, because I am 30
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
YeetTheRich_: what
MegaDosX: So when's Wheeler's going to drop his diss tape?
MegaDosX: Because holy shit
bv310: Wheeler is just too good at this
Sheikun07: Beej made the accounting rhyme. I have to vote for him.
RandomTrivia: "forwarded to collections and billed" has got me here
KodeMage: I'm not voting for wheeler as much as I am against beej here
quasi79fu: i vote wheeeler because i dont know what cheugy is
ContingentCat: I have no idea what creugy is and the context never helps
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
BrowneePoints: all words are fake
paronomasiac042: All words are fake, Wheeler
tehfewl: spoiler alert, all words are fake
Alas_Babylon: Cheug Knight
JaymicUnyielding: i appreciate the reference to classic musical Grease
Gekyouryuu: no one above the age of 14 knows what Cheugy is
Arclight_Dynamo: Cheugy is just "not on fleek" without the irony.
MattinTheHatsTavern: is he going to merc wheeler?
MegaDosX: Ian.
CaptainSpam: All words are fake. That's why words have MEANING, people! No, wait...
Abelzumi: Oh hush you pedantic nerds, "socially constructed" does not equal "fake" smh
asthanius: Ian Horner
Xed_Regulus: Suge Knight just shot people
Unable_To_Load: I present Count Spactula https://i.imgur.com/qPg717B.png
sheer_falacy: first verse was good enough to forgive creugy
bv310: Yeah, he just held Vanilla Ice off balconies
EhItsRy: time to overuse cheugy into irony
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CelestaRose: 3 years!
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KodeMage: beej v adam a bout for the ages
RandomTrivia: @Abelzumi You can never silence the semantic discussion of pedantic nerds!
NewtyNewts: @Unable_To_Load Nice one!
LordZarano: Tic-ker! Tic-ker! Tic-KER!
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charredspark: sensei's permission?
Manae: Wait, REAL housewives of stepford?
CaptainSpam: Thetensions DOWN!
sheer_falacy: noooo, the tension!
MegaDosX: Kaboom!
gnome_friend looks at pedantometer
adambomb625: now art school
Mcgwee: the stepford housewives
Snowcookies: Yay another building destroyed!
mitomanox: real housewives of stepford
charredspark: some dang autobot propaganda in the background here
KodeMage: one step back from eating ass! one step back!
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote leaving
LRRbot: Quote #522: "Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell." —Paul [2015-07-22]
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
viridimayai: BWAH
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
matthaus_c: !fart
LRRbot: The mouse on a motorcycle!
Gekyouryuu: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
CaptainSpam: Sorry, Allard! No art for you!
ContingentCat: one building left
NewtyNewts: Allard Laban is DONE!
Unable_To_Load: !advice
mitomanox: thats the spirit serge
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like that quote. I wonder what was happening
sorinthecat: y'all look lovely tonight :)
CaptainSpam: (Mike Bilder, CEO of Jackbox Games)
MattinTheHatsTavern: hes not wrong
KodeMage: this is always a game of, what can I get the computer to say properly
charredspark: ian is the genius voice of a generation
Countjondi: to quote Iceland's current Eurovision song lyrics "how does it keep getting better?"
ContingentCat: WHAT
YeetTheRich_: oh god
34Witches: ?//
josh___something: rood
sheer_falacy: oh my
fastlane250: Carnal D
MegaDosX: Holy shit Matt
34Witches: *???
control_rig: WOah woah woah
RandomTrivia: Matt.....
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: also I loved Hey Arnold
NewtyNewts: Uh... Matt?
viridimayai: Shitting on Hey Arnold?! That's heresy
Mcgwee: woah not Hey Arnold
GDwarf: Wow
fastlane250: Carnal D's Seafood
FacelessManAboutTown: Matt I love you
Oscelot: I'm somewhat terrified to know @LoadingReadyRun
gnome_friend: Piccolo GKU
Rogue_07: Matt is cancelled. Hey Arnold is the best.
Unable_To_Load: 13 Months that's almost a year?
bionicborp: Archfiend, how dare you insult hey arnold!
josh___something: ummm
RandomTrivia: Wow Serge, you almost tried there LUL
gnome_friend: * GOKU
Mr_Horrible: powerful
InkyGhoast: how do i choose
Yakkers221B: Serge you afre amazing
MegaDosX: Good lord
laikagoat: zoeyDuck
ryuhimora: why is Matt's robot a Tiger Electronics gane
ContingentCat: Maulder?
Yakkers221B: are*
Snowcookies: wow
Oscelot: Who has a cat that's going bonkers in the background, and how do I pet them?
nanacomehome: he's goku, i can't beat it
amative1: Serge, pandering directly to me
LarkSachrosis: I understood that reference
GDwarf: Serge keeps breaking the mold
MegaDosX: Serge with the SEO rap
charredspark: it's like the ready player one of raps
KodeMage: playing to the audience
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Unable_To_Load: 13 months that's almost a year?
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Oscelot: Is Andrew in the call? Am I hearing Myspace? XD
Alas_Babylon: Serge is trying to overwrite the game's memory with random references
glencon: Didn't say Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I give it a 0/10
AgentSmithRadio: Serge: This is to go even further beyond! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
odamadillo: DBZ is my childhood I have to vote for it!
frank_the_great: It worked for me
Gekyouryuu: @ryuhimora same reason Serge's is a Tamgocchi
Juliamon: ryuhimora They're all defunct tech
ContingentCat: Who's cat is that it sounds like Baxter
head_cannon: Just naming random characters is at least better than just making random scat noises. :D
sydnius: SEOrge
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Probably Wheeler's
AgentSmithRadio: PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
paintmeahero: ha
MegaDosX: Outstanding
sheer_falacy: friendship!
Yakkers221B: FRIENDSHIP
thraximore: Good energy
YeetTheRich_: i feel catered to
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Muldur's curled up behind him. I think we were actually hearing Nelson's kids and only hearing the high notes
LeeshaJoy: Canadian dis raps
malc: LOL
RandomTrivia: CORI LUL
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 I thought that but Maulder looks to be quietly sleeping behind him
matthaus_c: I am the walrus, you are the walrus, honk honk choo choo
Mcgwee: they both did it
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
YeetTheRich_: honk honk choo choo
FWill134: Did everyone give up
AgentSmithRadio: They are rap lyrics, PUT THEM ON THE TRAIN
head_cannon: Cori is so far at the top of "not even going to bother rhyming" meta.
RandomTrivia: Break the mold! Destroy the system!
frank_the_great: Cori notably didn't dance
momma_tatts: honk honk choo choo
HorusFive: Cori -10 points, did not actually dance
AgentSmithRadio: They are rap lyrics, let's set off again!
Unable_To_Load: Honk Honk Choo Choo, you know the train sounds
Terr0rc0tta: That's a real Sophie's Magi
gnome_friend: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
charredspark: honk honk peace was never an option
dabudder: !bus
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Telnaior: This is why she's Cori, she ain't gotta rap, she just does a dance adding nothing to the track
sheer_falacy: chonk
matthaus_c: badonkadonk
Alas_Babylon: Badonkadonk
wynternyghtynggale: stonk
SpoonfullOfSugar: skwonk
NonUniqueGuy: It could have gone with BEEEEEES
matthaus_c: @Alas_Babylon great minds
AgentSmithRadio: LUL
Oscelot: *snerk*
malc: honk!
sheer_falacy: what is with the honks
RandomTrivia: Apparently it's trains day today
Alas_Babylon: @matthaus_c ... think alike
MegaDosX: Holy shit Wheeler
control_rig: Niiiice
Mcgwee: great minds
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain guyjudgeTrain
dabudder: HONK HONK CALLBACK
josh___something: wow... fire
InkyGhoast: holy moly
TheWriterAleph: sensing a theme here
Pteraspidomorphi: Salty :O
SnackPak_: wow Ian
charredspark: clown college is paying dividends!
NewtyNewts: Big Honk Noises
Alas_Babylon: hooooOOOOOLY
Arclight_Dynamo: IAN HORNER
FacelessManAboutTown: feenHonk
stupidforgames: ooooooooooo
Alas_Babylon: Ian freaking ASCENDED
dabudder: IAN
control_rig: HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT
RandomTrivia: IAN
tehfewl: Ew
Mcgwee: hahahagagagaga
DarkMorford: HORNER
SnackPak_: Swollen Members is a deep cut
Telnaior: IAN
Dog_of_Myth: IAN!!!
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Cowper's Fluid, Ian?
KodeMage: Ian was right...
DeM0nFiRe: Damn both too good
MegaDosX: Holy fucking shit
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: ian
control_rig: WOW
bv310: Holy absolutest of shits, Ian
Drag0nrun: DnD shout out FTW!
DaSunao: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: #DAMMIT IAN
tehfewl: don't google
Scarbble: i need a different adult
control_rig: Ian you DESTROYED
revhologram: what happens on 9/21?
SirTrae: Ian the secret rap genius
JadedCynic: Horner, we TALKED about this...
TheWriterAleph: He is rapping the language of gods...
TheNerdWonder: Ian, no...
coachNelly: rip don't google cowper f;uid
sorinthecat: honk honk beep beep!
AgentSmithRadio: Ian has completed his trials, and shall now ascend to Mount Olympus.
HorusFive: I don't even know what he said and I'm compelled to vote Ian
Cunobelenos: Cori is regretting her life decisions..
RomanGoro: revhologram spring starts
MegaDosX: Or do Google it
Scarbble: revhologram - do you remember? the 21st night of september?
Yakkers221B: @coachNelly Too late :(
bv310: Love was changing the mind of pretenders, that's why we remember that day
34Witches: Wow, jsut googled "Cowper's Fluid"
TheGreySeraphim: 3rd level, but he gets points for trying
josh___something: XD
frogomb: Rounds like this are why this game is the best
Oscelot: Welp, that went places
sheer_falacy: I never new that had a fancy name
34Witches: not quite what I expected
Yakkers221B: bitterEnd
megrimme: i mean its just biology
Mr_Dirty: I am not here to learn
Unable_To_Load: One step back from eating ass
tehfewl: i worked in a urology clinic
control_rig: Niiiiice
MegaDosX: Shots fired!
JadedCynic: Ooooo
josh___something: Dank
momma_tatts: Ooooooooh
MegaDosX: What.
sheer_falacy: oh no
FacelessManAboutTown: What?
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
sorinthecat: isnt that the fluid for ur car?
TheWriterAleph: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
Alahmnat: Beej.
InkyGhoast: woooow
Oscelot: WELP.
SachielOne: IT GOT WORSE
sheer_falacy: why not both
josh___something: XD
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
MegaDosX: Man. Some of these raps are making me cackle.
Mcgwee: Dunked
head_cannon: HAHAHA
momma_tatts: jlrrFacepalm
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Alas_Babylon: @sorinthecat If you do it *very wrong*
FacelessManAboutTown: Beej
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
Alas_Babylon: You gotta tell me if you're a baker.
JadedCynic: You gave Cori the hiccups
charredspark: beej: you can go all out, adam. it won't matter
sheer_falacy: buy one scrotum, get one free
HorusFive: Store dot LRR dot Com!
sorinthecat: or right dont wanna shame haha
NewtyNewts: Sorry Beej, but Flower and Flour rhyme poorly
paintmeahero: it is now
sheer_falacy: how can a verb be floppy
Yakkers221B: You! Congratulations
laikagoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Goorguy: Feeling seen Adam
MegaDosX: Adam wins!
Mcgwee: Adam!
PharaohBender27: Congrats, lrrADAM !
Oscelot: wark wark
JadedCynic: Beej? "That's! Too! Far!" :D
TheAinMAP: lrrADAM lrrCHKN
RandomTrivia: Good job Adam!
MegaDosX: I'd believe it
josh___something: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
viridimayai: He went allout.Just this once.
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Getter404: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vellebastet: 👏👏👏👏
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
head_cannon: Wormly wasn't the character's name, but never mind that.
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
Mcgwee: lrrADAM
Rustpile: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Pteraspidomorphi: I voted for Beej the first two times but... :D
vellebastet: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
sheer_falacy: Ian cam stutter
Bladinus: FBtouchdown
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sydnius: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: I was /not/ expecting Cowper's Fluid to be referenced today, holy shit
gnome_friend: kay what is this touchdown emote?
Seabats: critical role has a touchdown emote
Seabats: fml
NewtyNewts: Yay, more Back Jocks soon!
BrowneePoints: didn't Adam DJ a radio station?
Iron_Hand_Straken: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
mitomanox: lrrCIRCLE
FacelessManAboutTown: feenBanger
FacelessManAboutTown: catJAM
dabudder: @Seabats call winning that game a double bot kill amirite
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JadedCynic: @MegaDosX IKR? Deep cut with that
wickaboxet: So, Adam is the best rapper amongst lrr
VmKid: This song is familiar... does someone use this as their theme song or something?
asthanius: um
matthaus_c: noises
control_rig: Um
NovaTiempo: wat
gawag_: lol
malc: boing?
DeM0nFiRe: What is happening lol
Alas_Babylon: What in the great criminy
sheer_falacy: hi Jackbox
laikagoat: zoeyEgg
red_shoes_jeff: BOING
Dog_of_Myth: @Seabats Yeah, I think it was from an ad they did
azninsect: game open
MegaDosX: Uhhhhh
TheWriterAleph: wt...f
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
Getter404: Live mic
JadedCynic: new game started....
ContingentCat: Um
RandomTrivia: MIC5
DarkMorford: Hot PC?
I_Am_Clockwork: game noise
hexy_lexy: mic 5?
AgentSmithRadio: MIC %
fastlane250: [Jackbox Intensifies]
josh___something: MIC 5
MaygeKyatt: game unmuted lol
NewtyNewts: Jackbox startup noises
NightWingMistHawk: !mic5
gnome_friend: MIC FIVE
Dog_of_Myth: MIC 5!!
Bladinus: mic 5!
JadedCynic: game audio feed is still hot, apparently
xantos69: Am the LRR crew ok?
A_Dub888: M I C 5
BrowneePoints: critroleTouchdown
LordZarano: MIC PERCENT
Snowcookies: lol
AgentSmithRadio: SingsMic
momma_tatts: sergeCrimes sergeCrimes sergeCrimes
mitomanox: lrrBEEEJ_SG
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL jackbox is now muted :)
StreetRach: It wasn't a mic. It's the desktop audio. Calm down, y'all.
matthaus_c: DESKTOP 5
laikagoat: @Dog_of_Myth it was a Talks Machina joke (and an ad) I believe
josh___something: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TheWriterAleph: @StreetRach you mean that wasn't wheeler mouth-sounds?
Dog_of_Myth: @laikagoat Yeah, that sounds about right...
NewtyNewts: WINDOWS 95
vellebastet: lrrHEART
StreetRach: @TheWriterAleph I wouldn't put it past him, but pretty sure that was like Jackbox pack siiiiixxx?
laikagoat: @Dog_of_Myth at one point they found a bunch of sports graphic presets on the cameras or something like that
Dog_of_Myth: @laikagoat I remember that....
NewtyNewts: Time to grab some food before games start again, brb
RandomTrivia: @StreetRach Don't you invalidate our meme because it's *technically* inaccurate...
RandomTrivia: The spirit of "Mic 5" is that a sound was broadcast that shouldn't have been
AgentSmithRadio: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL I looked up where the quote you commented on was from. It was from Far Cry 4 Episode 7 on Graham & Paul Let's Play.
JadedCynic: Memes evolve
StreetRach: Then adapt the meme like @matthaus_c did with "DESKTOP 5" ;p
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gnome_friend: !findquote meme
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iSmartMan1: !quote
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spiffinn: why are we policing people on how specific their memes are?
josh___something: !quote reuben
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gnome_friend: @spiffinn not entirely sure
lirazel64: lrrFINE
mitomanox: yay, LRL this weekend!
JadedCynic: Who knows? Because some ppl are like that? vOv
StreetRach: Not policing; just being pendantic. :p
dabudder: !findquote Kiki-Jiki
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RandomTrivia: "policing" is a strong word for that
gnome_friend: Time t get out the pedantometer again
sydnius: lrrHAM
NewtyNewts: Be sure you pronounce it properly in your head.
lirazel64: kanata2Hi
dabudder: @gnome_friend Isnt that the thing that measures how pedantic youre being
LadyLockwood92: I gotta get some sleep. Night folks.
JadedCynic: @gnome_friend you mean "pedantameter" Oh, hey! :D
iSmartMan1: @dabudder Ding
kusinohki: y'all are making me miss crapshots...
RandomTrivia: (it's CrapShot 306 for anyone wanting to check it out)
NewtyNewts: Is it a peDANtameter, or pedanTAmeter?
josh___something: I should re-binge all the crapshots again
ContingentCat: @NewtyNewts second one, unless you're talking about the metre of a pedant
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
fastlane250: ooh
NewtyNewts: Ooh, a new game...!
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, new thing!
Telnaior: OH
Pteraspidomorphi: hm
lirazel64: Oooo!
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
josh___something: Hello
CaptainSpam: Audience, wake up! This is important!
VmKid: Ooooh sweet
mitomanox: lrrBEEEJ_SG lrrBEEEJ_SG lrrBEEEJ_SG
mowdownjoe: OOOOO
mechmagic: oh fun!
NewtyNewts: And we get to be the demographic!
thavleifrim: guesspionage is a good one
laikagoat: we matter!
bjorlamn: I like this one
Shadowsoflife: @josh___something That can't take that long.
sorinthecat: why is there a box in beej's face
sheer_falacy: oh this one
Telnaior: card sharks card sharks!
sheer_falacy: eh
SkylerRingtail: Wait, LRR has never really done this one? It's great for streams
NewtyNewts: Uh, code early.
VmKid: HEADS UP: All the questions will be about us, in the audience.
sheqesi: This is my team's favorite game!
Nuha: I love guesspionage!!!!
DeM0nFiRe: Uh whoops
VmKid: Oops
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, this is a nice game.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is that the J. Edgar Hoover Building?
AWells44: Boston townhall
DeM0nFiRe: I accidentally got in lol
gnome_friend: Ca-CAW
killer_monk: this is an underrated game
fastlane250: i think this got done at least once
RandomTrivia: LUL welp
Radyin: That is Boston City Hall.
Rogue_07: Oh man, my family plays this one the most
34Witches: Ooh, what's this game?
Kumakaori: oopswoops
FadedOverseer: definitely is
DeM0nFiRe: I swear that not intentional :P I was just trying to get in the audience
rainbowmage42: Id like to see them to the Secret werewolf type game again. Where someone is secretly an alien
josh___something: @shadowsoflife There's 700ish of them
azninsect: ooh guesspionage
mitomanox: surry
letfireraindown: using the twitch app so i don't think i can snipe
NewtyNewts: Demonfire, you're not on stream. Sorry.
Alas_Babylon: @DeM0nFiRe You're good, friend
TPRJones: I've never seen this with an audience, this should be fun!
lirazel64: Not seeing game
Radyin: @Arclight_Dynamo That is Boston City Hall.
BrokenGolem: hey, it's my city hall...
sheer_falacy: Beej playing the Game of Life (computer version)
kusinohki: @rainbowmage42 push the button? I don't think the LRR group like that one very much
Arclight_Dynamo: @Radyin Ah!
Shadowsoflife: @josh___something There like a few second tho.
NewtyNewts: Beej with the Oculus goggles
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mitomanox: lrrBEEEJ_SG
Diabore: @rainbowmage42 iirc they said they didnt like it because there was no chat interaction
tehogwillie: this game seems fun
LoadingReadyRun: code is JAMI
matthaus_c: jlrrIcream
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, The Stuff
quasi79fu: i dont think i know this game
frank_the_great: That's an actual government building in Boston btw
quasi79fu: is it new??
GlennSeto: uuh, ice cream!
TheAinMAP: lrrDILLY jlrrIcream
Mcgwee: ooo
EncryptedSquid: NSA, the Game
Snowcookies: love this game
LarkSachrosis: We have ice cream at home. Ice cream at home...
Alas_Babylon: Trumpets, pls
rogerivany: What was the room code?
CaptainSpam: This game's music tho.
Rhynerd: JAMI
VmKid: To explain: All the questions are about CHAT
NewtyNewts: Let's be the surveyed people!
PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu No, they just haven't played it that often on LRR
Mcgwee: ooooo
Diabore: 78%
Diabore: is my guess
sheer_falacy: this is going to have weird demographic effects
frank_the_great: 85
vellebastet: Wow, this is really interesting.
34Witches: Like, regularly or *ever*
Abelzumi: This is actually genuinely fun
Ritaspirithntr: Wait what?! How did they know i was eating ice cream?!!!
sheer_falacy: LRR audience not the world
vellebastet: I've never seen this one.
arcaneIllumination: Sometimes, but not often
NewtyNewts: Ian makes no adjustments to the guess.
Oscelot: I appreciate that there's a "this doesn't apply to me" option
JadedCynic: ahhhhhh
SkylerRingtail: Uhhh, did Ian know it was his turn?
frank_the_great: Much higher
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Ooooh this is a really good audience participation game! I never realised!
vellebastet: HUH
34Witches: It was a holidays thing for me
MaygeKyatt: yeah this is one of the best games for audience participation
ryuhimora: only 50%???
jessieimproved: This is really going to depend on the average age of chat
Styxseus: The plugin is very convenient
VmKid: If you think the answer is off by 15% or more
azninsect: much higher is above...15%? i think?
JadedCynic: Corn Flakes, Nelly
NewtonsNinja: 15% is the threshold adam
Solid_Fuel: what!?!?
frank_the_great: Woo, would have been 3% off
TPRJones: American chat, so much sugar
jessieimproved: If you were a kid in the 80s you deffo got sugar cereal
amative1: Wheeler: the difference is 15%, he explained that
sheer_falacy: cheerios have more sugar than you'd think
LarkSachrosis: Keep in mind how many of us are from the states
Twilight_Spark: Hmm. I eat corn flakes?
JadedCynic: Special K, Nelly
Pteraspidomorphi: Oo Adam loves it
TheDailyMapleSyrup: cinnamon toast crunch
Diabore: @ryuhimora they guess if ians percentage was "higher or lower" that the test study (audience votes)
NewtyNewts: Yeah, 15% is the much-higher cutoff, and 30% is the cutoff for the main guesser to earn no points.
VmKid: @LoadingReadyRun If the answer is off my 15%, you can double down by selecting much higher or lower.
MegaDosX: You'd be surprised how sugary some cereals are that you wouldn't expect to be
Arclight_Dynamo: I think it said 15% for higher, 30% for much higher.
Diabore: 43%
MegaDosX: I don't but I used to
fastlane250: Does a smartphone count?
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic And how many kids eat Special K?
Shadwhawk: I used to, before smartphones
frank_the_great: 15%
MaygeKyatt: I used to... then the battery died and I never replaced it
quasi79fu: i dont wear one
Mcgwee: I use to
rrtycoon2: 10 years ago...
Telnaior: WE are the age demo
hd_dabnado: it is chat
LordZarano: I think it will be less now cause of the pandemic
SoaringDragon42: Still do
Telnaior: you are guessing CHAT
HadesLeprechaun: Chat is responding
NewtyNewts: Wheeler, it is... Chat.
amative1: I used to, but haven't for about 3-4 years
josh___something: Above 15% more/less and it's "Much"
VmKid: CHAT is the demo
Oscelot: Chat is timeless
Catastrophil: Technically it's a "Fitness tracker", but it counts
AnOddSmith: really cool it's gotta be lower than that
LeeshaJoy: i haven't worn one since I got a cell phone
Rhynerd: We’re the demo.
killer_monk: I think Ian is not playing
CaptainSpam: We are the demographic.
SnowbirdMike: Baboons dont wear wayches
kalira77: numbers skewed by smartwatches
Kumakaori: I have not worn my warch.... in over a year >>;;;.
TotallyNotaBeholder: I bid one dollar bob
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 guess what Rice Crispies is ;)
HadesLeprechaun: Fitbit
Kumakaori: warch <<;. Watch**
PharaohBender27: I'm not wearing my watch now, but I wear a watch almost every day
Alas_Babylon: I have a watch. That I forget to wear.
themightybucch: I'm seriosly considering getting the Final Fantasy 14 watch
Tiber727: I like wearing a watch.
BasilHunter: fitbit
NotCainNorAbel: apple watch
JadedCynic: Wheeler...it's ALWAYS been chat B)
bjorlamn: I do
LarkSachrosis: A lot of my coworkers have smart watches
saucemaster5000: is a watch like a no service phone?
Abelzumi: IT IS THE AUDIENCE
jessieimproved: I haven't worn a watch in a decade
Solid_Fuel: i keep getting suprised!
sheer_falacy: smart watch! because it's a "fitness" device and work pays for it
control_rig: It IS the audience
rogerivany: I haven't worn a watch in years.
Dragonality: Only reason I ever wear a watch is if I have to lock up my phone at work.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
MegaDosX: SERGE
hd_dabnado: WOW
azninsect: lrrWOW
F1SHOR: lol how well do you know us streamers!
Abelzumi: THEY SAID IT
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
YeetTheRich_: wow
RandomTrivia: SERGE
VmKid: WOW SERGE
YeetTheRich_: ok serge
AnOddSmith: wow ok serge
josh___something: NICE ONE ADAM!
azninsect: excuse
malc: WOW
Abelzumi: F E L L A S
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge it is asking about US
Pteraspidomorphi: We don't exist
Snowcookies: wow we aren't true
GlennSeto: why thank you, Serge <3
LarkSachrosis: vargSkell
Oscelot: SCUSE you
Crad0k: i wear an analogue watch when i'm not working, love it
Styxseus: :D
DeM0nFiRe: Serge called us liars LUL
stupidforgames: yep, we're all lying
Unable_To_Load: WOW
quasi79fu: Hey rude SErrge
Ignatiuspants: it's self-reported data, Serge!
NonUniqueGuy: Ouch
Oscelot: lol
mowdownjoe: WOW
wynternyghtynggale: chat >:D is always right
NimrodXIV: I have a fitbit, I don't consider that a watch tho
fastlane250: You heard the man, EVERYBODY LIE!
vellebastet: WOW
sorinthecat: buuuurrrn
NewtyNewts: Uh, serge trying to call out.
frozenphoenix7: If you get enough responses from chat, it comes from chat
PharaohBender27: People, people - a watch is right on your wrist! You have to pull your phone from your pocket and activate it!
asthanius: um
red_shoes_jeff: SERGE...
MegaDosX: Hm.
RandomTrivia: We're answering these as you are guessing
MegaDosX: I wonder.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 157%?
YeetTheRich_: baboons are still people serge
Snowcookies: neither?
JadedCynic: WOW; "Chat will remember this"
EncryptedSquid: Ummm
Luminaire_p: lumina1000 %
Oscelot: Well that aged
SkylerRingtail: IDGAF?
SnackPak_: gg ez
quasi79fu: welp
RandomTrivia: Welp
control_rig: Geee
SoaringDragon42: windmill slam
Mcgwee: oh boy
tehogwillie: LUL
Crad0k: can't wear it when using a keyboard, though, it doesn't feel right
FacelessManAboutTown: e z
Getter404: Audiences: Inherently Fictional
NonUniqueGuy: This didn't age well
NotCainNorAbel: slam dunk
ClodiumSoride: That hasn't aged well.
LarkSachrosis: Easy
head_cannon: Boy I wonder what Chat is going to say...
TPRJones: Well, that question aged poorly
JadedCynic: WINDMILL SLAM
SquareDotCube: It's good to be the kind.
Pteraspidomorphi: Quick, lie
gnome_friend: I don't knw who they are
Aarek: higher!
NimrodXIV: EZ
stupidforgames: doesn't apply to me, I don't know either
VmKid: WHEELER
MegaDosX: Wheeler :D
Dragonality: legend Mel Brooks, and the other guy
VmKid: ADAM
NewtyNewts: Me neither.
letfireraindown: at least he kept it in the family
themightybucch: Gee, I wonder why they picked these two specific Mels?
JadedCynic: how OLD is this game, Beej? :D
jessieimproved: My mind immediately went to the Mel Gibson depiction in Southpark
ContingentCat: uh I don't remember either of these people
A_Dub888: !card shenanigans
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Alahmnat: Serge we don't *see* the answers, we *are* the answers
GlennSeto: I mean, I loved Lethal Weapon, but eff that guy.
NewtonsNinja: 7% is still too high :P
Unable_To_Load: wait what did they do?
azninsect: over 100%
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
AnOddSmith: I like that the game picked up on that
frank_the_great: Adam's the best
Alas_Babylon: @Unable_To_Load Mel Gibson's said some real shitty stuff about Jewish people
Mai_Andra: That's a survey of how many in the chat know who Mel Brooks is.
Oscelot: @Unable_To_Load Brooks is an anti-semite
Diabore: @Unable_To_Load very anti semite
Unable_To_Load: OH
Oscelot: Sorry wait
EncryptedSquid: @unable_to_load Mel Gibson? Check his Wikipedia.
asthanius: 1%
quasi79fu: uhhh
HadesLeprechaun: it's possible to not follow pop culture
JadedCynic: NOTE TO WHEELER: the chat is asked "1) option A, 2) option B, 3) Does Not Apply To Me" So NYAH
Diabore: 3%
Twilight_Spark: 4% max
Oscelot: I said the wrong one aaaaaa @Unable_To_Load
SkylerRingtail: Heck yes!
NewtyNewts: Ooh...
control_rig: 10%
PharaohBender27: @Unable_To_Load Mel Gibson? He's a racist and anti-semite, and his dad's a Holocaust denier
amative1: BOW tie!? uh....
UnkeptFlea: does using the internet count?
Catastrophil: None?
SkylerRingtail: Love my bow t ies
saucemaster5000: to be clear, not a tie-- a bow tie
drfox17: Ever? yeah, i can
NotCainNorAbel: i have
sheer_falacy: I've never worn a bow tie
MegaDosX: Who wears bow ties?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Well restricting that to men was stupid
p_johnston: hell I can't do a regular tie.
themightybucch: It asks the audience if you've EVER done a tie by yourself
rainbowmage42: Bow Ties are cool
YeetTheRich_: i am able to look up a tutorial ...
frank_the_great: Much higher you cowards
dm818: It's not too hard
VmKid: NOTE TO CHAT: If you don't identify as a man, click "does not apply to me"
JadedCynic: okay, spoiler: chat was asked "have you EVER been able to..."
Diabore: 3% max
josh___something: Bow ties?
tehogwillie: yes, if you count clip ons
Alahmnat: oh dangit I didn't see "bow"
PharaohBender27: I've worn a bow tie, but never tied it myself :p
tehfewl: this could be a bowtie chat
wynternyghtynggale: hipsters in chat showing up
NimrodXIV: not bow ties
UntapUpkeepCaw: I can tie one, but I'm not a dude so does not apply
PaperDoopliss: If you use google it's not by yourself
jessieimproved: I appreciate them having a "i just like clicking buttons" option
Vargen_HK: Have I done it? Yes. Can I do it on command? Not so much.
PharaohBender27: :O
dm818: You underestimate the number of hipsters in chat
azninsect: ohhh
Kramburger: I was given a bow tie an hour before my sister's wedding and I'd never knotted one before
SnackPak_: liars
Twilight_Spark: Bullshit
GlennSeto: I need a diagram for any time.
RandomTrivia: @VmKid Bow ties are not exclusive to men
wjzardry: bunch of liars
Styxseus: It did say *ever* not still knows how to
wickaboxet: I can do it
MaygeKyatt: I can do a regular tie... I can even do cool alternate knots on a regular tie... but not a bowtie
helgridr: liars
Unable_To_Load: Growing up religious coming in clutch
josh___something: by themselves
theblakdeth: liars
EncryptedSquid: Rigged
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drthvd3r: It's the same knot as tying your shoes!
drfox17: Note: the audience question was "Ever"
storiers: lies
SkylerRingtail: It takes an hour or two to learn, but it's not so bad
misterrootbeer: Serge wins the Diorite medal for his efforts
Solid_Fuel: ermh... nerds :P
34Witches: ??????
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge, it's asking "Can you tie a bowtie"
NewtyNewts: I don't know how to tie them.
sheer_falacy: might be people who have never worn any recusing themselves
jmhodges: Absolutely lying
ForOhForError: lies!
MegaDosX: It would not surprise me if a bunch of people misread the question
Abelzumi: @LoadingReadyRun You don't have to lock in your answer until after Chat votes
Malkmaven1176: that's a bit too high
JadedCynic: I did tie bow ties back BEFORE google was ever a thing.
PhorrestGaze: the question asked if I ever could
DeM0nFiRe: Ok nvm Serge was right, Chat lies
josh___something: LIARS
TotallyNotaBeholder: Raises hand, wore one for a job for a while
Master_Gunner: bow ties are not difficult
AdamYMHMI: We know Serge, it's not very hard and YouTube exists :P
HadesLeprechaun: Steampunk fans
LarkSachrosis: It is not a complicated knot
Mai_Andra: You underestimate the number of Whovians in the chat.
34Witches: we got some swanky men in this chat
letfireraindown: Bill Nye inspired me fuck you
frank_the_great: I used to wear a bow tie to get out of wearing neck ties at work
Bearudite: its easier
Vargen_HK: The question stipulated I only had to have tied the tie properly once.
Ignatiuspants: bow ties are less common, is the only challenge
asthanius: In chat? 100%
quasi79fu: nope
TPRJones: Remember, you've been streaming a long time, your audience is getting old now guys.
jessieimproved: bahahaha
NewtonsNinja: In this audience?
wickaboxet: My high school band uniform required bow ties
SnowbirdMike: Baboons
Kairanie: I'm knitting right now!
MegaDosX: I had to think about that for a second
Snowcookies: I am honest!
Twilight_Spark: I've crocheted something
ContingentCat: I wish
Tangsm: Does crochet count?
drthvd3r: I'm counting chain mail.
CaptainSpam: Remember, this is LRR chat, full of Desert Bus crafters... :D
Diabore: chat id say 18%
YeetTheRich_: i have tried to ...
GlennSeto: dammit, crotchet doesn't count
control_rig: 25-40%
Mai_Andra: Desert Bus chat? Many.
hd_dabnado: I actually have, it was for a college class
letfireraindown: a thing
Serifina: Excuse me. We are NOT troglodytes here!
malc: what counts as "something" though
rainbowmage42: I got a friend in the SCA that does knitting
lochnessseammonster: i'm literally knitting right now
Keylometers: I've always wanted to learn how to knit
Himeeho: does crochet count? lol
azninsect: DB crafters stand up
fastlane250: i haven't knitted, but i have had things knitted for me
mowdownjoe: We have a creative community.
SnackPak_: does part of something count as something?
GhostValv: amateur knitting champ btw
MaygeKyatt: I learned to knit when I was ~12...
Countjondi: I knitted something once, so that does count'
Rhynerd: How many of us have taken part of Craftalongs?
BasilHunter: what part of chat is desert bus craft along
Radyin: Is Emily here?
saucemaster5000: who hasn't knitted a scarf at some point
Dragonality: How many cosplayers and crafters are here?
JadedCynic: my wife showed me how...it was a scarf...okay, half a scarf and she finished it
RandomTrivia: Aspirations to one day knit things don't count, I suspect
Haroldholmes25: there's a lot of crafty people here
PharaohBender27: Guessing pretty high specifically because of DB craftalong
MattinTheHatsTavern: I used to with my grandma when I was 5
jessieimproved: do NOT confuse this chat with the real people in the real world
kalira77: i can provide pictures :)
ContingentCat: reminder knitting something requires finishing it
lirazel64: I routinely knit things.
FWill134: I grew up with my grandparents for years, of course I know how to knit
SoaringDragon42: as I wear a shawl I knitted....
Scarbble: knitting is so poggers am i right gamers
frank_the_great: Slightly higher
Styxseus: It didnt say I had to succeed in knitting something
NimrodXIV: former DB crafter here
sydnius: Trig
lear1987: i've knitted a thing, it wasn't good but i have
azninsect: oooooooooh
vellebastet: 30%, I'd say
NewtonsNinja: nice one
sheer_falacy: wow, nice guess!
Diabore: nice adam
CaptainSpam: NICE
asthanius: OOOOOOOH
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: Sniped
Alas_Babylon: Adam, the actual gamer
Snowcookies: close
Dragonality: Nailed it
MegaDosX: Off by 2%
control_rig: Nice, close
Azralorne: Hey maybe yall should stop being so mean to chat huh
vellebastet: WOOOW
NarishmaReborn: NICE
TheAinMAP: Oooh.
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frank_the_great: Well done
NewtyNewts: Niiice
GlennSeto: chat <3
MegaDosX: Achievement get!
drfox17: good guess!
Malkmaven1176: nice
mechmagic: wowza
JadedCynic: yes, READ THE WORDING
jessieimproved: I've knitted sweaters even
NewtonsNinja: ggs
TheExplodedGamer: holy moly
p_johnston: good job!
jmhodges: WOW
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: LET'S GO
VmKid: Paul: That's denoting 15% away, the difference between Higher/Lower and MUCH Higher/Lower
sheer_falacy: who wears long shorts
YeetTheRich_: achievement unlocked adam you absolute gamer
josh___something: Dang, adam knows chat
MegaDosX: They're comfy and easy to wear
wynternyghtynggale: ive knitted a blanket and 6 scarves
Jennie_Fuchsia: I knit through every Lets Nope FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: how rude
ArcOfTheConclave: I've done leather working and weaving but not knitting
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: MegaDosX gets it
Serifina: I don't even own shorts.
amative1: I'm wearing shorts right now!
Getter404: Those are the devil's knees
JadedCynic: okay, I was asked "how often" and given multiple options
Kramburger: As an Australian, we would DIE
viridimayai: me
vellebastet: I literally never do
jessieimproved: That's an extreme statement
Tiber727: Do swimming trunks count?
frank_the_great: It's getting hot out
EhItsRy: Wearing shorts means I have to shave my legs
Catastrophil: I'm Australian, it's mandatory
A_Dub888: I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear
Goorguy: What percentage are wearing shorts now
NewtyNewts: Interesting how this question was phrased
sheer_falacy: shorts for exercise
GlennSeto: ok, I'm gonna say swimwear doesn't count
Oscelot: @Jennie_Fuchsia lol
Rhynerd: I almost only have shorts
PharaohBender27: I said occasionally, but that's because I run in shorts :p
Tantaburs: I was that guy
MaygeKyatt: only one?
drfox17: we have "occassionally" how does it rate that?
Dish_KP: I was that guy, Nelly
red_shoes_jeff: This time of year? All the damn time.
rrtycoon2: 20 years ago....maybe.
jessieimproved: I'm not fond of them, but I have worn them out
UntapUpkeepCaw: They're comfy and easy to wear!
vellebastet: Never
Sheikun07: I was also that guy
quasi79fu: i wear shorts in winter
Azralorne: I wear shorts 90% of the time
merciary: Hi, that's me
MegaDosX: No way would I wear long pants in summer if I could avoid it, i'm in Australia
tehfewl: Short shorts
TotallyNotaBeholder: I used to be shorts year round, now I don't own a single pair
MattinTheHatsTavern: There was no "always" option
lumlite: I have formal shorts.
LarkSachrosis: I will sweat my bawls off before I let the government see my legs.
InkyGhoast: summer is shorts season, and i also wear slip shorts or bike shorts under my skirts and dresses
ContingentCat: I very rarely wear shorts in public I hate them so much
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah don't forget all the Aussies are awake RN :p
Jensling: Like, I did - sever years ago, but I don't wear any bifurcated legwear anymore TPFufun
DoodlestheGreat: In THIS crew?
azidbern95: i am shorts guy lol
Azralorne: I walk in shorts and flipflops in snow
misterrootbeer: yesterday, I wore shorts and a hoodie
Alahmnat: @JadedCynic I think maybe the question has multiple ways of being asked to the guesser?
TPRJones: I only ever wear pants because work. When I retire I will never pants again.
Azralorne: Get on my level
dangerous_safety: I will die before I expose my legs
Ignatiuspants: I haven't worn shorts in about 20 years because I prefer to hide my physical form whenever possible
mechmagic: I live in GA, i would die in pants
RandomTrivia: I don't think I've worn shorts since I was... like 9?
ForOhForError: @dangerous_safety extremely relatable
quasi79fu: hellll yassss
YeetTheRich_: what
ContingentCat: Pretty sure my bare legs are a public hazard, they'll blind people they're so pale
MegaDosX: That's such a broad question
Mcgwee: it's big enough
AnOddSmith: somewhere? sure. Here? no
gralamin: Statistically
asthanius: Somewhere out there beneath the same blue sky
TotallyNotaBeholder: Somewhere is a big word
Crad0k: why does this game keep making a chat program tone?
Getter404: Sooooome wheeeeere out theeeeeere
Kramburger: That somewhere is doing a lot of lifting
rainbowmage42: IAN is one of these aliens
control_rig: I mean, the Fermi paradox
Haroldholmes25: does chat believe
HadesLeprechaun: Bacteria is still aliens
sheer_falacy: would sure be unlikely for us to be alone
F1SHOR: out there somewhere sure
SnackPak_: dream big
jessieimproved: Fermi paradox baby
MegaDosX: Statistically improbable that we're the only life in the universe
CaptainSpam: Nelly's going strong here.
Alahmnat: I like "this doesn't apply to me" as a response to a yes/no question
head_cannon: The universe is *really* big, after all.
saucemaster5000: somewhere in the UNIVERSE
mitomanox: chat lets not disappoint on this. we know better
NotCainNorAbel: like New Mexico?
Nigouki: have you seen some humans? there's aliens right on this planet
rrtycoon2: alien is ANY life
Manae: 100% chance there is SOME alien life
Ignatiuspants: I mean the Fermi equations probably suggest it's inevitable
Rhynerd: Does “I hope so!” Count as a yes?
GlennSeto: Probability is on our side here.
NewtyNewts: Depends on whether it requires they be intelligent.
IbunWest: Alien doesn't automatically mean extraterrestrial
sheer_falacy: Fermi paradox works fine if the speed of light is a fucker
LarkSachrosis: vargCop
momma_tatts: there's bugger all down here on earth
JadedCynic: Er.... "This doesn't apply to me" conflict of interest...
MalBeam: time to bust out the drake equation
josh___something: a heck... sentient?
spiffinn: depends on definitions i guess
FacelessManAboutTown: The whole universe is yes
frank_the_great: *Somewhere out there*
Unable_To_Load: Yeah they're all over the world, not everyone is canadian
I_Am_Clockwork: note they didn't specify sentient life
LordZarano: There are SO MANY galaxies
Oscelot: I think you have to seperate that from "the entire universe" vs "wooo aliennnnz in the nevada desert"
AdamYMHMI: It's also not asking sentient alien life
Snowcookies: hubris it
dangerous_safety: 100% its there, 0% its here
DeM0nFiRe: @Alahmnat I am alien life, so I shouldnt answer this question
bjorlamn: Statistically improbable that there isnt
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InkyGhoast: I like Ian, bold
quillilian: some much world generation, so little content
F1SHOR: like mathematically probable
drfox17: there are only two possibilites: we're alone, or we're not
TotallyNotaBeholder: Heck, there might be life in our solar system still
azninsect: look, we're made of meat. theyre not interested
frank_the_great: Regularly higher
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah, statistically...
GlennSeto: They don't have to come visit... maybe they shouldn't visit.
killer_monk: have you seen pantagons ufo
YeetTheRich_: babooons believe in aliens adam
LeeshaJoy: I think there's life out there but it's rare enough that we're unlikely to ever encounter it
HadesLeprechaun: Bacteria counts as aliens
ContingentCat: there's a lot out there
F1SHOR: beej gets us
Oscelot: I'm in the "it seems likely that there's SOME form of life besides terran"
stupidforgames: I mean, statistically we shouldn't exist
josh___something: Hecked up, didnt mean to choose no
EhItsRy: I WANT SPACE DISEASES BRING THEM TO ME
Oscelot: Eyyyy that's meee
Robot_Bones: I don't know if there are But I want there to be
JadedCynic: I can't participate in that one...I have a conflict of interest.
quasi79fu: uhhhh
fhorrigan: 12% of you believe that life is alone to this one in a quintillion planet?
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public_key_reveal_party: randomly assembled proteins squad
NotCainNorAbel: you mean youti=ube?
Telnaior: they see all the radio waves spitting out from earth and just go "nope whatever's happening there I want no part of it" LUL
MegaDosX: @GlennSeto "The best sign of there being intelligent life in the universe is they haven't visited us" - Hobbes
JadedCynic: have I ever? Yeah
drfox17: note: "ever worn"
Kramburger: I grew up in the 80's/90's
malc: "ever"
Arclight_Dynamo: I am a 90s kid. Of course I wore one.
gralamin: I was a 90s kid who never got one :(
quasi79fu: ive never worn a fanny pack
vellebastet: noop
letfireraindown: i was a kid
IbunWest: I did when I was a kid
LordZarano: ever?
InkyGhoast: Now chat is says Ever
Diabore: its EVER worn fanny packs
Angreed66: once counts
laikagoat: I was alive in the 90s, yes
LarkSachrosis: *ever*
misterrootbeer: 90's kid
Oscelot: Fanny packs are useful man.
TPRJones: Things is it's hard to presume we are unique without resorting to religion to explain it.
HadesLeprechaun: deeefinitely
lochnessseammonster: as a kid in the 90s...
PharaohBender27: Does it count if you once wore one as a kid?
Kramburger: BUM BAG REPRESENT
NarishmaReborn: i have pictures
frank_the_great: Boy Scouts was a weird time
kalira77: this is a survey of how many people were alive in the 90s
amative1: Hello all 90s kids!
Fruan: In my defence, I was alive during the 80s
ContingentCat: oh fanny packs have gotten trendy again
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I really want to cringe myself inside out every time I hear somebody call it "fanny pack"
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ever? in my decades of life
Mcgwee: as a kid
NimrodXIV: not since the 90's but yeah
Nigouki: ever had a dealer/artist table at a con? then you NEED a fanny pack
sheer_falacy: pfft, boy scouts
BasilHunter: "The trick is slamming those rocks together"
AdamYMHMI: Some of us lived through the 90s
F1SHOR: how many lads do we have around here lol
Nuha: We used to wear them in marching band
control_rig: 90's kid here as well
InkyGhoast: yeah i was a 90s kid
mitomanox: whats the matter with fanny packs. theyre useful af
Unable_To_Load: fanny packs are coming back
MattinTheHatsTavern: Nelson scouts
lirazel64: In my defense, it was 1977
DerDrongo: have you _ever_?
Solid_Fuel: the 90 was over 20 years ago
Sheikun07: I have worn them
Malkmaven1176: As long as you wore it once, it's yes
frank_the_great: Nelly spitting the truth
JadedCynic: heck, the ONE time I was in Victoria, I wore one - Expo 86 and we took the ferry for a day
Getter404: Do not doubt how many wrestlers there are in your audcience
CaptainSpam: Wearing a fanny pack is an indelible stain on my soul.
jessieimproved: They should have added the word "Ironically" and seen the difference
34Witches: "Fanny Pack" sounds much ruder to UK people
MaygeKyatt: my parents had us use them to carry stuff while hiking
kensan_oni: Fanny packs for your magic packs!
TheWriterAleph: Dwayne Johnson is my hero.
VmKid: I had one when I was a little kid going on field trips.
kusinohki: 5 fanny packs? all at once?
hesterbyrde: I had a fanny pack as a kid in the 90s
TPRJones: Remember, you've been streaming a long time, your audience is getting old now guys.
rdbaron102: Who stole Olivia's Weeeeee for this game??
UntapUpkeepCaw: I still use one when hiking
josh___something: Not born in the 90s
Telnaior: nice Cori
lochnessseammonster: we old chat
Snowcookies: I've worn fanny pack for volunteer stuff
F1SHOR: Did not expect that
jessieimproved: I wore fanny packs when they were normal
F1SHOR: even in the 90s fanny packs sucked lol
KodeMage: cheevo unlocked!
vellebastet: I never liked them
NewtyNewts: Ooh, difficult one
Arclight_Dynamo: It's good that Beej understands his market. Kappa
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @34Witches Right? I thought I was into some weird shit the first time I saw one advertised in a US comic book :p
asthanius: Sword!
p_johnston: beej has become one with chat.
Tiber727: Dwayne Johnson is my rock.
Oscelot: @lochnessseammonster Hush, that was only... 30.... years.... ... I need to go sit down
Shadowsoflife: use to wear a fanny pack to school.
malc: none?
Angreed66: Nothing?
NeroTheArsonist: sweet katana?
FWill134: sword
IbunWest: It's us.
EhItsRy: glory in valhalla
PharaohBender27: Why is there no "nothing"?
Diabore: SWORD
Oscelot: Grave goods are awesome yo
niccus: doesn't apply to me
Tangsm: Can I be cremated and still buried with a sword?
Alahmnat: "this doesn't apply to me" is again super entertaining
El_Funko: I specifically don't want my wedding ring. I'm going stag in Hell
Mcgwee: I want nothing
zimmercj: Sword
quasi79fu: sword so i can rise up as a zombie and atttack people
sheer_falacy: my dozens of swords that I definitely have
Crad0k: where's the option for 'sky funeral'?
Shadwhawk: I need a weapon when I'm raised by a necromancer
FadedOasis: None of the above
AgentSmithRadio: While you were burying my body, I was studying the blade.
YeetTheRich_: reality warps around beej he physically can not be wrong
SnackPak_: bury me in my kiga
kookaburra_85: I want my body thrown into a swamp.
ContingentCat: I don't want to be barried
Ashen_Prime: I did not realize I'd only get to vote once.
Oscelot: rofl @Alahmnat
SirTrae: Just dump me in a river or something
creepywaffleco: Sword would be awesome
Manae: When I rise for the Skeleton War I want my sword ready
F1SHOR: hell yer id want a sword just incase we get resurected
Scarbble: need to be armed for the skeleton war
storiers: oh man "sword" sounds like a great way to confuse the hell out of future archaeologists
HadesLeprechaun: bury with my computer, no one must know my secrets
MegaDosX: I want to be buried with a blade so if I get resurrected, I can kill the necromancer who brought me back /s
gralamin: I demand a funeral as per my culture
Metalupis: I want to be cremated
Catastrophil: I mean, the rest make kind of no sense...
Serifina: I need a sword. If I'm raised from the dead, how else can I fight?!
Sheikun07: I mean if I had to choose, I know what I'd choose, but... Imma be tree food.
WizOuphe: gotta fight my way through hell somehow
MrTulip: I will be cremated?
Dog_of_Myth: Jokes on you, I'm getting a Viking Funeral!!
Himeeho: fuck i clicked cellphone... I'm not a heathen i swear
I_Am_Clockwork: bury with the most harmful item so it can't harm anyone else
34Witches: Please feed my body to suitable animals
rrtycoon2: I have a stuffed animal from when I was 1
Oscelot: @wheeler I will ABSOLUTELY be buried with my chainmaille pliers
Fruan: Shot into the sun or live forever. I will accept no middle ground.
Bearudite: if I die send my harddrives with me
sgowell: Bury me with my Dratcula
quillilian: Bury me with my cheese knife
BrokenGolem: next level EDC
ArcOfTheConclave: I have a sword rack in my room bury it.
josh___something: Some people here are hecking WEEBS
frank_the_great: I'm obviously passing my sword down to my child
sheer_falacy: I don't believe you, chat
ghyllnox: Now that you give me the option,heck yeah, bury me with a dope-ass sword
EhItsRy: GLORY IN DEATH
control_rig: I like this game btw, LRR-folk!
rainbowmage42: While you were out partying... I was being buried with the blade
Ignatiuspants: I would be buried with a sword, just in case I'm raised by some wizard later on, I want to be ready
Tangsm: "This doesn't apply to me" is the Highlander option, but the answer is still sword.
NimrodXIV: omg chat
obionedrop: wow
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Serifina: HOW MANY OF US DO YOU THINK ARE MARRIED
SnackPak_: knife chat! knife chat!
TheWriterAleph: chat, you feckin weebs
Radyin: We are all Vikings.
Snowcookies: of course
Sheikun07: I OWN SEVERAL
laikagoat: it's sweet, that's why
JadedCynic: excuse me giving a fuck about my other half
ButButTheJesus: achievement get!
zerragonoss: Ya I don't care what I am buried with but a sword would look sweet
Styxseus: Precisely Paul!
KodeMage: cheevo!
JocelyneAnne: I own a sword
matthaus_c: Adam you don't want that.
rdbaron102: I own 3 thank you
Kramburger: Buncha NERDS in here
Pteraspidomorphi: I own a sword but I chose book...
ryuhimora: I own a sword AND a knife!
Rogue_07: We're all nerds, folks.
GlennSeto: @Himeeho Look, if they bury you alive by accident, you'll count your blessings to have a phone.
FWill134: THAT'S NOT THE POINT SERGE
Me_kyle: I own 5 swords....
sniperserpent: I don't own a sword YET
zimmercj: Is that a challenge Serge?
fastlane250: Does a Minecraft sword count?
Manae: I own several swords. I even forged one
El_Funko: A hobby scalpel is technically a sword
GhostValv: phrasing?
enfys_book: I own a sword, but voted book
Rhynerd: If there are none to inherit after my death, bury me with my bayonet.
Goorguy: I own a warhammer...
MattinTheHatsTavern: That wasn't the question
KaleidoscopeMind: the top 2 were very different answers
xantos69: Perhaps, but I own 25 swords.
kruudelis: I will buy one for my funeral
Uzumaki15: I own 4
mowdownjoe: Chat with the sweet katana.
Catastrophil: That's the literal coolest way to be buried
MegaDosX: Holy shit Matt snaked it
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Zath_: I own a sword
dm818: Or knife
JusticeJuice: why not?
heroscaperguy: phrasing adam
lord_wertornion: i got a sword
Foxmar320: i have a sword
Quarthian: I have a knife
Talin06: i have one
laikagoat: i'd buy a sword prior to death
wjzardry: I don't own a sword but I want to be buried with one
CaptainSpam: Look, it was an aspirational thing. Kappa
fogoe: They didn't say we HAD to own one
Ashen_Prime: I'd bet we do.
Shadowsoflife: bury me with my notebooks
jedi_master_zll: My lightsaber counts.
ContingentCat: So we can have a wepon with the zombies rise
NewtyNewts: I also chose book.
arcbound_roomba: Its aspirational. By the time I die I want to own a sword
Beowulf_Bjornson: You have to sub to my onlyfans, Adam
Unable_To_Load: it didn't say it had to be our sword
SnowBuddy18: I don't own one, they can buy one when I die
Shadwhawk: If they can buy me an expensive coffin, they can buy me a damn sword
ForOhForError: it didn't say it had to be OURS
calculated_uncertainties: I own several swords
Oscelot: I own a bokken, idk if that counts lol
creepywaffleco: I’ll buy one
RandomTrivia: Adam that will get you a surprisingly large number of dick pics LUL
eric_christian_berg: I have several swords.
hesterbyrde: I didn't say it was -my- sword.
Vyous: I have a pair of named cooking knives. Om and Nom.
AgentSmithRadio: I own three swords
p_johnston: I own like 5 swords.
YeetTheRich_: while you were out there getting married i studied the blade
Naarius: The only sword I have LRR gave me!
public_key_reveal_party: I'm learning to make one soon hopefully
LiamRos: Actualy own several
tehcrashxor: When I rise from the grave in Undead, I wanna be armed.
combatiblewombatible: aye man i wanna be the best equipped zombie
Rhynerd: Bayonet counts, right?
tehfewl: i clicked sword, thinking we got to choose more than one option...
covo375: Alright adam, it's coming
sheer_falacy: this game is a lot more interesting with chat
NimrodXIV: meanwhile I can happily send a pic of my 5 bookcases
Diabore: @El_Funko it counts, the square also said knife
Mr_Dirty: Sword in the LRR store when?
Cinominn: like on twitter? where you want the picture adam
JadedCynic: Adam, brb - going to get my foil off the mantle - guess I shoulda called it "Chekov" :D
MegaDosX: I have two swords, but they're currently at my parents' place
Natimus_Prime: I have an entire rack of swords adam
IbunWest: I am surprised only one person voted for stuffed animals. That felt like a slam dunk answer
kookaburra_85: I'm at work, it would be irresponsible for me to have my sword with me.
ArcOfTheConclave: I own a 3 set of swords
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: 30% of chat believing they will win that Buster Sword next Desert Bus
F1SHOR: yer noone said i have to own it yet my family knows my wishes lol
ghyllnox: I will never drop my sweet katana
odamadillo: I own a Keyblade!
sorinthecat: studied the blade
lear1987: i'm not putting on a shirt to prove a point
TotallyNotaBeholder: I gave my wife a dagger at our wedding, and she gave me a sword
mitomanox: kool game
geo1771: Don’t ask for our swords, you won’t like what you get
momma_tatts: I have a set of boot knives . . .
ButButTheJesus: i used to have a piece of wood i pretended was a sword, does that count?
nyarlathotep2317: my sword is in my basement, but I do have one
wickaboxet: I own a cannon
Ritaspirithntr: Hey! I literally spent a LOT OF MONEY on a MASTER SWORD!!
SerGarretCameron: It's being made.
Warstratigier: a knife is like a minuature sword right.....right?
djalternative: I want a knife to be able to get out just in case @LoadingReadyRun
red_shoes_jeff: I have like, HTREE hanging up around my stairs, and one by my bed!
GhostValv: like half of people have swords tbh
Drag0nrun: I have a knife though.
SirMorek: now that I've been told i can be sword buried, i gotta do it
gnome_friend: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #428: "We've got 'Sword of Immune to Goyf.'" —Cameron [2015-07-08]
Juliamon: Do icon-sized swords count?
vellebastet: Yeah, that was fun
Tiber727: In order to bury me with my sword, they have to buy me a sword. *taps forehead*
storiers: the thing about sword ownership is you buy a few in your 20s and then you're just stuck with swords forever
NewtyNewts: KO them Ts!
00busyhands: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: *three
jmhodges: That was fun!
josh___something: Also... sword/ KNIFE!
MegaDosX: That was a fun game
control_rig: We did!
maximus416: Does a lightsaber count?
Dragonality: It also said knife, and I have my grandfathers WW2 survival knife he used to kill multiple nazi's
Pteraspidomorphi: Same type as Bracketeering I'd sayt
RandomTrivia: That was a really cool game.
SkylerRingtail: TKO? Time to cycle the fluids!
CaptainSpam: Chat, how many of you would play that again? Closest percentage wins. Kappa
enfys_book: I love TeeKO
johnhelix: I have at least two swords within arm's reach RIGHT NOW.
Mcgwee: short and sweet
mehnotaur: I own a replica CSA Cavalry Saber. Don't tempt me to post it!
dabudder: @LRRbot ah yes, sword of feast and famine
Rhynerd: Adam, where do you want us to send your swords?
SoaringDragon42: Please play that one again
Alas_Babylon: I have a wooden sword from a ren fair...
RandomTrivia: Apart from that one question that aged *POORLY*
Oscelot: @Juliamon My friend, if you die before me I will FORGE YOU one personally.
DoodlestheGreat: So.... 17% of us are furries? notsquishY
AgentSmithRadio: Guesspionage is just Wits and Wagers, except it's good.
Alahmnat: it's very much a "how well do you know your audience?" game for streams like this, hehe
aceofroses_: Ben could you teach us to tie a bowtie?
Hallontagg: a cocktail sword counts right?
NewtyNewts: Ooh, the Mall Ninja shops
amative1: Don't make me get my daisho set out
00busyhands: I really like the guess the chat aspect
LordZarano: That one was fun
Sheikun07: Oh my god that was the same placement at my local mall as well
El_Funko: there's a shared gift card situation
Kramburger: Uh Ben, they're KARATE swords
jedi_master_zll: @maximus416 I say so, I've got a couple.
Moonspeak721: gamers love swords
asthanius: My mall had the SAME STORES
Nigouki: there's a sword dealer at every con
Unable_To_Load: FACT: Gamers love swords
josh___something: guesspionage is fun
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wickaboxet: @seabats where do we submit sword pics?
gnome_friend: !findquote sweet katana
LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
Sheikun07: EB Games and Exalibur Cutlery & Gifts were basically neighbors.
HadesLeprechaun: also we had to pick SOMEthing from the list, and 'nothing' wasnt an option
breadisbest1: i have 3 wooden swords
gralamin: Yoooo Jade Empire
geo1771: CHINESHE WAR SWARD
Kramburger: REMAKE JADE EMPIRE YOU COWARDS
gralamin: What a good game
DoodlestheGreat: I liked it. Hope we play it again.
BrowneePoints: HEY
Mr_Dirty: Adam why?
Oscelot: @enfys_book Awww thank you for the sub! Good to see you friend! ysbrydHeart
VmKid: Fun Fact: When I was teaching at a computer camp, that was the only Jackbox game that I'd let the students play because they couldn't easily abuse it and it has a family friendly mode.
AgentSmithRadio: Do you have Battletoads?
spiffinn: it seems like it would be more fun with the audience aspect, i've only ever played it with online data
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ButButTheJesus: KARATE SWORD
NewtyNewts: Can I get that Halo 3 Preorder cat helmet please?
SquareDotCube: "I'm here for my Advent Rising preorder"
enfys_book: @Oscelot Aww good to see you too! You're so welcome!
Tempest2097: Oh gods, the Kenshin phase of weebery in my life
Tempest2097: The flashbacks
NewtyNewts: Ooh, is that a new option?
jonnykefka: this is a bad idea
Bearudite: fuckin Kenshin refences
TheWriterAleph: we didn't come here for GOOD stream games!!
SirTrae: I would like to preorder a copy of Duke Nukem Forever please
VmKid: I lifted that policy my last summer when I realized I could actually trust my students
YeetTheRich_: your future necromancer will appreciate that
jamesthedabbler: We know who the vikings here are I guess
wickaboxet: I need to arm myself for the skeleton uprising
DoodlestheGreat: "Im here to pick up my copy of 'Ride To Hell: Retribution.'"
sheer_falacy: set long timers and short timers
Sogheim: did EB Games sell wall scrolls? I wanna say they sold wall scrolls
sol1054311: it's not about having a sword or wanting a sword it's about providing a loot drop for whoever loots the corpse.
SnowbirdMike: What can go wrong
wistol: I have a fighting steel sword. I was able to get it from the forger directly.
Tempest2097: It's a real shame the writer and creator of Kenshin fell into a meteor crater and into the earth and died.
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manianiac: Adam, I sent you a picture of my sword, please respond
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Oscelot: @Sogheim It wouldn't surprise me
Shadowsoflife: Not a joke I want one Kenshins sword
JadedCynic: "Hi; the website said you had a used copy of "Star Control III"?"
ButButTheJesus: mmmmmm orange
Tempest2097: I mean I wouldn't turn down a Sakabato
El_Funko: I buy a kitana I then name Orange Julius
lord_wertornion: @DoodlestheGreat Why remind people of that game
cuttlefishman: How much Orange Julius are there in Vic?
Kramburger: And the guy at the knife store says.. "Why the long face?"
MattinTheHatsTavern: after he takes your $80 of course
public_key_reveal_party: this is some deep shit
Makrosian_Tae: This is some AO3 shit right here LUL
SnowbirdMike: I think that was a Hallmark Movie, Wheeler.
tehfewl: is this an EB games Slashfic?
SquareDotCube: And then you went to Hot Topic.
Mcgwee: oh my fanfiction
vellebastet: sykLaugh
BluePlainCreek: go back and forth between the stores so you can get a match
Unable_To_Load: Imagine being excited for Duke Nukem Forever
Bearudite: and a soft pretzel
ryuhimora: BEN STOP
xantos69: Let Wheeler finish his story!
YeetTheRich_: thank you nelly
NewtonsNinja: does wheeler write tinglers?!
GlennSeto: Hey, that was still better than DNF.
serramarkov: I got my broadsword in Toledo, Spain.
MegaDosX: Vuvuzela'd!
Moonspeak721: i need to know how the story ends
public_key_reveal_party: need to write a wheeler x eb games clerk fanfic now
sheer_falacy: chat is into bondage, probably
DoodlestheGreat: @lord_wertornion I'm evil. :tf:
Oscelot: Oooooo @serramarkov
eric_christian_berg: Orgy on Main is the name of my punk band.
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to it_was_an_accident! They have given 184 Gift Subs in the channel!
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EvilBadman: look up Slash000 he head like an 11 year old Duke pre-order
Kramburger: BOOOOONES
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #6328: "Bones and skins and whatnot." —James [2019-08-14]
Oscelot: Bones like.... teeth?
Unable_To_Load: BONES
FadedOverseer: TEETH TEETH
TheWriterAleph: B O N E
Fruan: BONES
gnome_friend: TEETH
amative1: Card Kingdom Dot Com... BONES.
LoadingReadyRun: code is VVZD
Fruan: TEETH
Oscelot: I'm sorry mods lol
mowdownjoe: TEETH
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ClodiumSoride: This is the best music.
tehogwillie: this one always ends up great
Tempest2097: VUVUZELA DADDY
Unable_To_Load: TEETH
josh___something: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
couldntpickausername: inside of you there are two drawings
Fruan: Your teeth are your skeleton escaping
kusinohki: mew mew mew-mew
SnowbirdMike: Good tune tho.
Nigouki: is it the nya nya nya song?
couldntpickausername: one wants to be a tshirt
Shadowsoflife: Oh hai @Oscelot
AgentSmithRadio: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
ButButTheJesus: meow! meow! meow!meow!
control_rig: Meow! Meow mewo meow!
NewtyNewts: Meow, meow meow-meow.
amative1: oh hey, it's singing time!
MyBuddySuperfly: meow meow meow meow
FWill134: meow!
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife ysbrydHeart
Scarbble: meow!
Oscelot: Myaa myaa mya mya...
ContingentCat: I wonder how many drawings of Beej's butt there will be
Mai_Andra: meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!
YeetTheRich_: i want to see at least one dractula
mowdownjoe: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote meow
LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
red_shoes_jeff: Meow!
obionedrop: meow!
Mister_Hush: Same thing that happened to Adam's bunny
letfireraindown: Serge's is intense face
sydnius: ScaredyCat
circusofkirkus: Serge is the fish from Finding nemo
sheer_falacy: catfish
raulghoulia: catfish
cuttlefishman: its a catfish
FWill134: It's a catfish, Paul
Makrosian_Tae: Walrus
Kramburger: That's from POLLUTION chat, don't litter
ContingentCat: !findquote meow
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot ysbrydHeart
wynternyghtynggale: catfish
cuttlefishman: those are whiskers
YeetTheRich_: i am the walrus
NotCainNorAbel: it isnt an ear
Oscelot: This is a really weird song to find yourself just singing randomly. I say from totally no experience, totally.
CaptainSpam: Adam's bunny and Serge's fish were at the same party.
MegaDosX: Goo goo gajoob?
Tempest2097: Serge's fish got that scar in the Bakumatsu period of Japan before the Meiji era by being a warrior against the Shinsengumi
sorinthecat: how to make ringtone....
ryuhimora: Cori is clearly a Vaporeon
PMAvers: Wheeler is the Eggman, he'll get that Sanic one day.
vellebastet: @oscelot ysbrydHeart
InkyGhoast: Serge is a catfish
ClodiumSoride: Barbels
jedi_master_zll: A walrus? Didn't I tell you to quit making up animals?
ButButTheJesus: meow meow meowmeow
Mai_Andra: ♪ meow ♪ meow ♫ meow meow! ♫
eric_christian_berg: Lame Mind flayer?
Unable_To_Load: Is an Oni a land narwhale?
Oscelot: @vellebastet ysbrydHeart
serramarkov: barbles
jetpixi: I can’t draw for heck and I feel it makes these games interesting. Like “what is it?” “Guess!”
El_Funko: is that because you're curious like a cat?
red_shoes_jeff: W H I S K E R S
gnome_friend: !nick
SevenishMagpies: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
MegaDosX: @jedi_master_zll You mean like a puma?
BrowneePoints: barbels
ContingentCat: ah classic Whiskers
Diabore: oh i almost forgot about whiskers
Sogheim: Serge is catboy?
cuttlefishman: Has... Serge ever been able to grow a mustache?
Getter404: Ol' Whiskers Yaeger they called him!
sheer_falacy: it's a medically necessary eyepatch
matthaus_c: oh no I've got pubic whiskers in my head
Kramburger: ADAM NO
raulghoulia: dale wears an eye patch
SevenishMagpies: bunny crimes
cuttlefishman: Adam, no
Kramburger: HOW DARE
MegaDosX: I'm offended Adam
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: ADAM NO
azninsect: Adam plz
MegaDosX: How dare you
PMAvers: Funko shows up with a knife
gnome_friend: Yarra River
YeetTheRich_: rlyAussie
Naarius: Don't Make Comment about Australia
Rhynerd: Just all of Australia.
Angreed66: No he still has a fully functional eye it's merely ornamental
Irsaan: well, I missed everything up to this point, so I'll catch y'all on the VOD. love you LRR, love you chat
beckett_brass: Hello. Sorry I'm late. How's everybody doing?
megrimme: check out my next single its called my salsa
ContingentCat: meow meow meow meow
MegaDosX: Cori no.
RandomTrivia: I love the way that Adam's bunny ears twitch
Kramburger: Flamin' Galah
MrPhlip: Australians are famously a very serious bunch, you can't joke about them at all
jedi_master_zll: @MegaDosX You see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks.
El_Funko: make them say Melbourne, that's the real Victoria test
Unable_To_Load: Australia is fake news. It's just big New Zealand
Oscelot: @Kramburger Bless lol
NewtonsNinja: we all were praying adam would submit
FadedOverseer: MART MART MART
LordZarano: They call him whiskers because he keeps getting his head stuck in things
NewtonsNinja: hence the nos
NotCainNorAbel: Melben
gnome_friend: !findquote australia
LRRbot: Quote #5767: "I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!" —Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
Kramburger: @El_Funko Or Brisbane
Telnaior: gotta love West Island
ContingentCat: Isn't there like 5 Victorias around the world?
CaptainSpam: This is why Cori started the Can't Draw Horses Club! She's been training to win at Tee-KO!
jetpixi: Brizbin
Kramburger: Brizb'n
Brozard: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
sorinthecat: im a victoria!
Oscelot: @Kramburger Have an ex from Brissie. That was an entertaining piece of culture shock
gnome_friend: Yeh nah
beckett_brass: @CaptainSpam But what if she has to draw horses?
BrowneePoints: @el_funko can I pronounce it by its uncolonized name instead
josh___something: Cant draw horses club is a delight
El_Funko: @ContingentCat one was even a queen
Telnaior: @ContingentCat that's kind of what happens when there are two queens named that
CaptainSpam: @beckett_brass Then god help us all...
Kramburger: @Oscelot Yeah, we're ... a lot
NovaTiempo: Mew
MegaDosX: @jedi_master_zll What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Oscelot: @Kramburger Hah! But a wonderful lot, at least.
kusinohki: !findquote meow
LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
gnome_friend: !card ravenous chupacabra
LRRbot: Ravenous Chupacabra [2BB] | Creature — Beast Horror [2/2] | When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
PBlackcoat: chupacabra
Tempest2097: @MegaDosX Chubacabra?
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote meow
LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
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Tempest2097: Er Chupacabra
cuttlefishman: Adam, as a professional australian, what should I put on the barbie
Tempest2097: But it's most certainly not real
mitomanox: we're all having nightmares with this song tonite
jedi_master_zll: @MegaDosX Yeah, chupathingy, how bout that?
BrowneePoints: um it sucks goats
JadedCynic: the submission mechanics COULD be more clearly explained to the players, to be fair - IIRC some other games do it differently to this one.
hivefleetdarknell: chupathingy!
Tempest2097: There's a candy called chupa-chups
MegaDosX: Ah, RVB jokes, nothing better
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NazTMann: @jedi_master_zll I like it. It's got a ring to it.
Tempest2097: I had a friend who mistook which part of chupacabra meant what so he thought they meant goaty-goats.
MegaDosX: @Tempest2097 Do those still exist? I remember them from when I was a kid but I don't remember the last time I saw one
Thatwasademo: write words!
Thatwasademo: don't look at chat!
JadedCynic: quantity, not quality - PUMP THEM OUT! :D
jetpixi: My limitation is I can’t draw so everyone else has to deal with it.
NewtyNewts: Cutoff is once everyone's made 3
matthaus_c: come on DRACTULA
NewtonsNinja: Pump them out!
matthaus_c: Cori is just pumping
odamadillo: Serge once did make a dozen on this right?
sheer_falacy: quantity over quality
LordZarano: Damn Cori
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the Venga Bus.
jedi_master_zll: @NazTMann I can hear his accent.
josh___something: Pump em!
Thatwasademo: good job cori
fastlane250: steely dan
kusinohki: cori was slacking today
ContingentCat: Cori hasn't even taken off the weights
TPRJones: I lost track, are we on the first or second round of shirts here?
sheer_falacy: first
TPRJones: thanks
CaptainSpam: Remember, all of these shirts will be available for sale from Jackbox Games afterward!
SoaringDragon42: still first
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat Cori forget she HAS weights on
asthanius: Oingo Boingo?
Tempest2097: Dealy Stan?
Alas_Babylon: Hoping for a crab with "OPETH" underneath it
corianderd: @asthanius yes
Fruan: And you can import them into Animal Crossing!
Alas_Babylon: Whooooa
NewtyNewts: GJ Calvin!
RandomTrivia: HAH
Pteraspidomorphi: Welp
YeetTheRich_: really good calvin there
JadedCynic: copyright police inbound :D
quasi79fu: love the first one
sheer_falacy: that's an impressive Calvin
PMAvers: "This shirt more punk than CP2077 game."
saucemaster5000: classic
tehogwillie: god i love both
MegaDosX: That is a shockingly good Calvin
MrPhlip: The downside of missing half the stream: callbacks
34Witches: second is great
Alahmnat: CORI
jetpixi: You have those folks too, huh?
head_cannon: A well-drawn Calvin, but I had to pick the second one.
Shadwhawk: Boo on Calvin theft
JadedCynic: Yeah. unlicensed Adam -
Oscelot: rofl Cori
SirTrae: Bill Watterson hates the stickers
BrowneePoints: with truck nuts
MegaDosX: Yeah that was an unlicensed Calvin drawing
wickaboxet: Right above the truck nuts
sheer_falacy: @MrPhlip If there's art of Beej's ass you'll know what you missed
Thatwasademo: it's very explicitly what Bill Watterson did not want
quasi79fu: hahahaha
JadedCynic: Wheeler lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: :3
RandomTrivia: LUL
AgentSmithRadio: Are those jars of wasps?
Thatwasademo: oh no
ButButTheJesus: wuw?
Alas_Babylon: Salt-shakers with omegas?
RandomTrivia: Going for the esoteric approach I see
eric_christian_berg: Cans of Beej's ass?
Telnaior: boxes of omegas?
LarkSachrosis: Wahlgreens?
FacelessManAboutTown: Jars of scrotum
kookaburra_85: Tea Bags?
amative1: Two Plains
in_response_edh: I thought they were walgreens bags
MegaDosX: I love absurdist humour
toenolla: Is This The Holy Mountain?
rainbowmage42: Pictures of Beej's naked ass?
Aarek: Funny story, that actual image is calvin filling a water balloon
YeetTheRich_: two mox opals
NovaTiempo: Bags of angular momentum
TPRJones: "oh no" is my favorite for TKO, I always put in "oh no"
Mcgwee: 2 bears high fiving
LPS_97: my friend's gunned down
Oscelot: It's just SO versatile @TPRJones
Mai_Andra: W's are in the shape of Beej's naked ass.
RandomTrivia: HAH
quasi79fu: Yasssss
sheer_falacy: goodbye Calvin
rainbowmage42: that looks like Weird Al
Scarbble: it was bound to happen
RandomTrivia: Callbacks galore!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: I might have no idea what any of those references mean but that song is so catchy
Alahmnat: that's weird al
NewtyNewts: Almost a spatula-shape
quasi79fu: Dractula
SnowbirdMike: still worth it
eric_christian_berg: Inside joke! Inside joke!
Chelseabagel: is this a Repo! reference??
jetpixi: I have purchased 3 shirts from this game. I am a sucker for them lol
GlennSeto: Except you when we approach you at a con.
Tempest2097: Urban Camouflage
ContingentCat: that's the ideal shirt Beej
eric_christian_berg: I mean, that's most of Desert Bus.
34Witches: the most glorious sort of shirt
jetpixi: Not this exact game though. My own.
LPS_97: Or Kenny G
public_key_reveal_party: we also won't understand, don't worry
34Witches: oh god
NewtyNewts: Distractula!
RandomTrivia: The champion falls!
MaygeKyatt: wait that actually does look like beej
Dragonality: Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches, and slam in the back of my dractula
RandomTrivia: WELP
Pteraspidomorphi: Are ALL of them callbacks?
Oscelot: rofl
MegaDosX: That is a /loud/ image
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo
quasi79fu: nope Dractula alll the way
tehogwillie: D:
GDwarf: Ian
FacelessManAboutTown: Go to horny jail, bonk
DoodlestheGreat: What id the person is Beej?
GDwarf: Ian, no
BrowneePoints: IAN
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
Mister_Hush: If you were wrong about Transylvania facts, would you maybe receive a "Well, Dractually"
YeetTheRich_: i am that person and i wonder why nobody talks to me
sheer_falacy: if you meet a Witch on the road, you must kill them
iris_of_ether: someone is buying that shirt
SirSlipps: holy shit ian
jetpixi: Liberate them
Oscelot: ysbrydPunjail @Mister_Hush
LordZarano: What if it's Heather?
hexy_lexy: IAN HORNER
ContingentCat: Liberated!
LPS_97: Jawbreakers
MegaDosX: Chat why
BrowneePoints: Ian just committed a word crime
34Witches: @sheer_falacy please don't
Nigouki: chat is here for Beej's Ass
YeetTheRich_: chat's here for beej's ass
JadedCynic: well, now I know what I'm wearing to the next con...
TPRJones gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mister_Hush! They have given 29 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mister_Hush! (Today's storm count: 81)
fastlane250: lrrAWW
Mister_Hush: @TPRJones Thanks for the gift sub!
quasi79fu: love the second
sheer_falacy: @34Witches Only one, you'll have 33 left!
obionedrop: amazing
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Amazing
Mcgwee: pokemon
mowdownjoe: I CREAM?
MegaDosX: It's a Vanillite!
tehcrashxor: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
DeM0nFiRe: lol Cori
MattinTheHatsTavern: +
MattinTheHatsTavern: 6
GlennSeto: mmmh, strawberry/LSD
public_key_reveal_party: it's like the shirts are connected
NotCainNorAbel: too many edibles
tehfewl: delicious hose water
MegaDosX: Yes, Cori.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: omg yes
ContingentCat: it's called body positivity Matt
Oscelot: Pffffff
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Brozard: wow
hexy_lexy: OMG YES
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Oscelot: WOW
Sogheim: that's terrifying
control_rig: Liar
YeetTheRich_: what is this
Mcgwee: that's a binger
quasi79fu: bart got scary
MegaDosX: Wow.
JadedCynic: oh that slogan is SO Horner
fastlane250: baet sinposm
sheer_falacy: shame we won't ever get Bart vs Calvin
LPS_97: Eat pants
YeetTheRich_: that is soooo unsettling
Unable_To_Load: THESE ARE SO GOOD
BrowneePoints: fart Sampson
LizardDucks: Toe to tip
josh___something: Damn, that's strong
YeetTheRich_: holy shit
EvilBadman: If you see this shirt in public, high five
asthanius: Bing Snipsomp
Kramburger: Bing Sompsim
DeM0nFiRe: Don't bing a cow man
Xan_The_Quiet: badda bing, badda bart
raulghoulia: My son is also named Bing
wickaboxet: Bort Sampson, eat pant
geo1771: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
YeetTheRich_: is this what a stroke feels like?
raulghoulia: We are out of Bing license plate!
Yakkers221B: This is your brain on Bing. Any questions
Dragonality: This is your brain. This is your brain on bing.
RandomTrivia: WOW
Oscelot: *wow*
quasi79fu: i dont get it but i like the second one
GlennSeto: they did?
Oscelot: You'd still have to be using *chrome* though
TPRJones gifted a Tier 1 sub to Xan_The_Quiet! They have given 30 Gift Subs in the channel!
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CaptainSpam: In the canary builds.
sheer_falacy: Wait, what, did they ressurect google reader?
sheer_falacy: way too late
Alahmnat: that's the RSS icon
Oscelot: With the bloody Keystone memory leak I gave up and moved back to firefox for the first time in 12 years
TPRJones gifted a Tier 1 sub to Yakkers221B! They have given 31 Gift Subs in the channel!
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FadedOverseer: i feel uncomfortable
EncryptedSquid: NOOO BORT
supercalifragilisticloljk: good news!
aerobeing: I've just been using Netvibes as a list that shows which comic was updated.
Xan_The_Quiet: @TPRJones Thanks for the gift sub!
Damion246: nice split! wrong game though
34Witches: I was deeply disappointed when firefox removed live bookmarks :(
Yakkers221B: Yooo thanks TPRJones
sheer_falacy: there are lots of free rss readers still
matthaus_c: make way for CALVIN
sheer_falacy: well, at least one, which is enough for me
marlinespike19 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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Yakkers221B: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JocelyneAnne: The Roman Reigns approach
F1SHOR: chat would pick yours adam
Oscelot: @34Witches live bookmarks?
DGZenos: dang im late. i hope only by 45 mins
RandomTrivia: *meow, meow, meow meow*
couldntpickausername buys the Beej shirt to wear to a con with LRR
gnome_friend: @couldntpickausername NOPE
NovaTiempo: I'm going to be hearing these meow's in my sleep
Oscelot: @DGZenos Add an hour to that I'm afraid, friend
beckett_brass: @DGZenos Hello. Welcome to shirts.
NazTMann: @couldntpickausername I was thinking the same thing hehe
tehogwillie: who drew bart?
34Witches: @Oscelot bookmark folders which automatically add pages from an RSS geed
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername hope we don't go to the same con; we'll be twins! :D o/\o
34Witches: *feed
DGZenos: Bah, i'll catch the first part in hte replay
corefluxx: Cheer100 The whole cucumber!
Oscelot: Ahh gotcha @34Witches
sheer_falacy: there's only like 9 options, may as well consider them all
Mai_Andra: xivBehexivBehexivBehe xivBehe
TPRJones gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bert_Sampson! They have given 32 Gift Subs in the channel!
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JadedCynic: nope
sheer_falacy: Fewer drawings is a plus but less time is not great for people
Oscelot: Cori is a writing cannon today
sorinthecat: is Ian and Cori married?
Alas_Babylon: @sorinthecat Partners
Oscelot: They're at least partners @sorinthecat
JadedCynic: he just didn't get a pic in, because the second round was only one pic...
Oscelot: *11* phrases, hot damn @corianderd
matthaus_c: Cori: gets 11 phrases in, Also Cori: awwww
JadedCynic: this is where the magic happens - meld the two
Oscelot: Nelson you're muted friend
sheer_falacy: oh this is hard
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
RandomTrivia: OH NO
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: WOW
InkyGhoast: holy shit
Tangsm: lol
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
josh___something: rood
Oscelot: *WOW*
couldntpickausername: is that from Mulan?
quasi79fu: i have to do the second one its awesome
MegaDosX: That second one is a solid hit
GlennSeto: DAMN
sorinthecat: how do i choose
AgentSmithRadio: Moshu turned Cori into a goose!
YeetTheRich_: always vote for loading ready rum
EncryptedSquid: FireWire
Fruan: Who wrote that? Fess up.
Xan_The_Quiet: pandering vs clever, fight!
ContingentCat: is Mulan obscure?
34Witches: I love "Loading Ready Rum"
Alahmnat: who's drawing Firewire logos in here?
RandomTrivia: IAN
Scarbble: i think nelson's muted
Alahmnat: is this you, Ian?
Unable_To_Load: IAN
Styxseus: HAhaha
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun Nelson's muted?
sorinthecat: how i buy shirt
TheExplodedGamer: wowza
MegaDosX: Demolished
djalternative: how dare, Ian.
geo1771: BROOO
Kramburger: Nelson is 100% muted
JadedCynic: I'm teetotal, and I'd buy a bottle of LR Rum
Cinominn: nelly is deff muted
Oscelot: rofl Ian
Oscelot: Thanks Cori
Oscelot: WOW
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Getter404: Proletariot Serial Bus!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
quasi79fu: i dont get the second one??
sheer_falacy: USB should not be an image associated with anything working
RandomTrivia: The Ian is strong with this one
Jensling: ☭ω☭
couldntpickausername: universal communism bus
InkyGhoast: These are both so good??
TristalMTG: Ian laughed so hard a gravity well formed behind him
MegaDosX: But did you do any drums Adam?
sheer_falacy: friggin 3 tries every time for a 2 sided cable
amative1: Hmm, I wonder who only drew logos...
Oscelot: rofl @sheer_falacy
Arclight_Dynamo: I like both of these so much!
YeetTheRich_: give me this shirt
EncryptedSquid: OUR Serial Bus
PMAvers: Better question is, did Ian do a ADB port icon?
generic_account_name: This is the USSB.
Alas_Babylon: USSB is so *good*
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BrowneePoints: Universal Series Bolshevik
Fruan: @generic_account_name Oh, USSB is genius.
TristalMTG: @TPRJones Thanks!
LarkSachrosis: Our USB
quasi79fu: can i not vote
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sheer_falacy: USSB is quality
Oscelot: @quasi79fu https://jackbox.tv/#VVZD
tehcrashxor: FireWire is security risk - it lets devices have direct memory access
Sibwow: lrr should go to burningman
CaptainSpam: USSB actually WAS the name of a service that was carried alongside DirecTV before they bought them out...
matthaus_c: burningman vlogs would be amazing
saucemaster5000: my favorite part of burning man in college was having the house to myself for a week
bjorlamn: Didn’t adam do shrooms at burning man?
quasi79fu: i like the second one
MegaDosX: Oh that's unsettling
ContingentCat: Chat is big fans of Communism
DGZenos: vampire crawfish
Mister_Hush: Look at that weird dog
Abelzumi: I have actually bought one JackBox shirt
Alas_Babylon: Well, I got my crab, but not OPETH, I'll take it though
jetpixi: Good crab
Unable_To_Load: POWERFUL CRAB
RandomTrivia: That's DEEPLY unsettling
Getter404: Dractula > Crabula
DarkMorford: Nancy-chan?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Rhynerd: I approve of Adam’s weird crab.
NotCainNorAbel: i ote for teh bow tie
PharaohBender27: @bjorlamn Not at Burning Man, just a music concert
Oscelot: Burningman vlogs would just be Graham slowly melting and wondering why Americans are so insane while also being enchanted by how insane Americans are @matthaus_c
Tangsm: It's a clip on.
Jadaris: fools, it's a clip on
JadedCynic: communism works as reliably as USB - fine as long as humans are kept out of the process Kappa
frank_the_great: 10/10 Weird crab
suprhero7: Loving the Nancy-chan love in the chat
ContingentCat: I think that's a clip on bowtie
jetpixi: I shall call him Crabby
OhBloodyElle: but what if crab said communism works?
Scarbble: crabunism
EncryptedSquid: EWW
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
Oscelot: WELP
34Witches: I saw
JadedCynic: simplicity
ContingentCat: welp
xantos69: Impressive height
sheer_falacy: I came, I saw, I came again
VmKid: Veni
quasi79fu: i want the vampire crabby
geo1771: ah
laikagoat: Inhale deeply, I came
Unable_To_Load: One step back from eating ass
Xan_The_Quiet: I came, i saw, I fell from a great height
tehfewl: he arrived
TPRJones: can swap captions?
tehogwillie: they're great as a pair
spiffinn: this is peak tko
Rhynerd: i vote crab
Nyxjbm: Now if Crab shirt said "I came"...
Damion246: Chocolate Raiiiin
JadedCynic: yeah, he fell and is about to land - he came GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!
Oscelot: What, you din't have a gatling gun attached down there?
geo1771: I GOT IT
Getter404: Thanks, Computer
rogerivany: I think this is just the front and back of the same shirt.
BrowneePoints: post coital high crash beej
greenday61892: Yo is Beej at the moonbase?!
ContingentCat: Computers taking our jobs
Rhynerd: Farewell crab.
ryuhimora: WAT
TheExplodedGamer: oh no ditto
niccus: guy landed
quasi79fu: welp
ContingentCat: oh wow
MegaDosX: The "thanks!" makes it so much better
ContingentCat: oh grimmace
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lol
YeetTheRich_: this is an entire story
aerobeing: Oh, yes. Yes, it can.
sheer_falacy: what is Grimace
wickaboxet: Grimace
generic_account_name: Grimmace is at his low point.
tehfewl: i had a different definition of bottoming in my mind...
Damion246: He's a taste bud
generic_account_name: Grimace is a taste bud.
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sheer_falacy: that I know... is he a rotten mcnugget or something?
ContingentCat: Grimmace is a mistake
LPS_97: what he's made of tho
Naarius: Grimace, the symbol of... someone's church
Oscelot: same @tehfewl lol
Bluedevyl: he's an anthropomorphic taste bud
BrowneePoints: chat that is not what bottoming out means
MegaDosX: Ian.
IanJacek: He’s a milkshake
MegaDosX: Ian no.
DGZenos: grimmace is a mcnugget isnt her?
Oscelot: Nah he's still around @JadedCynic
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW
RandomTrivia: IAN
TPRJones: wooooow
Getter404: Too. Real.
quasi79fu: hahahah that second one
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Oscelot: Hah
rainbowmage42: I think Grimace was supposed to be a chicken nugget
PharaohBender27: I'd rather not burn my 401(k), thanks
Sogheim: Grimace used to have more arms
El_Funko: Grimace is teen Thanos
sheer_falacy: Man's inhumanity to Man
generic_account_name: @JadedCynic (Which is also where 401Ks come from....)
Styxseus: WHAT
JadedCynic: he used to be a grape milkshake
sorinthecat: what is botttoming out
EvilBadman: nothing can kill the Grimmace
LarkSachrosis: IDK, but Grimace has aunts that wear dresses, so Grimace is just naked.
ContingentCat: is our tongue Purple Serge?
SnowbirdMike: Serges world more twisted than i thought.
Oscelot: They used to have grape milkshakes?!
SnowBuddy18: he's a pizza
BrowneePoints: McDonald's got sued by hr puff n stuff
saucemaster5000: grimace is the idea of purple
LPS_97: He's a grapem flavored milkshake
raulghoulia: nothing can kill the Grimace
Mai_Andra: Grimace does bring all the boys to the yard. xivGoob
djalternative: he has been a milkshake and a chicken nugget
Unable_To_Load: Grimmace is a metaphor for Obesity in America
NoTomToLose: His milkshake brings all the boys to the McDonald's
Oscelot: *claps*
Sogheim: new Hamburglar is very odd
Terr0rc0tta: He’s a tastebud?
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Bob_Baggins: Got called a fake fan on a youtube comment LUL
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Crimall: in aus we were told he was a nugget
TPRJones: Is he a grape milkshake?! ewwwww.....
fastlane250: 4-armed grimace was very real
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Getter404: What McDonald's character represents the Eternally Broken Ice Cream Machine?
GDwarf: He doesn't seem to be a milkshake, he just likes stealing them
JadedCynic: @generic_account_name yeah,well technically 401(k)'s still exist, it's just *we* are never gonna have one....
34Witches: 401k is an american thing, right?
Oscelot: I had no idea re: hamburgler
MegaDosX: Is this Thorn In Your Eye?
niccus: this is the same message
Oscelot: Yes, it's a retirement plan @34Witches
aerobeing: CoolStoryBob
KodeMage: eat the rich!
quasi79fu: still dont get the second one
JadedCynic: "They're the same shirt"
ContingentCat: @34Witches it's their retirement plan
NarishmaReborn: message here, methinks
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MegaDosX: @quasi79fu The symbol is the USB symbol, if that helps
GDwarf: @34Witches Retirement savings account, basically
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Vector_Zero: Universal serial basic income
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RandomTrivia: Communism works, as long as you turn it over several times before starting
generic_account_name: Glory to the USSB!
KodeMage: @TPRJones Thanks for the gift sub! Chat is too generous by half :p
Oscelot: @34Witches It's basically a low risk investment portfolio that is supposed to make you money to retire on
JadedCynic: @quasi79fu Communist russia was called the "USSR" - the symbol is the "USB" logo, so 'ussb'? ;)
Oscelot: iirc
sheer_falacy: Communism works just as well as USB
EncryptedSquid: 69% Nice
34Witches: 69% for USSB
frogomb: Is 401K big 40K?
geo1771: COMMUNISM
PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu It's the USB logo (aka what you plug into your computer), but Ian took that, and was USB - USSR - USSB!
quasi79fu: apparently i dont get humor
Jensling: People like communism ☭ω☭
Sibwow: grimace's mcdonalds wiki page has the sentence: Grimace was last seen at Dodger Stadium on july 18th, 2012 vs the Philadelphia Phillies, dancing to Ram Jam's 1977 classic Black Betty"
Holmeslice_: Comrade
Vector_Zero: Whyfi?
Oscelot: @Jensling Okay that was A+ ascii work there
KodeMage: yfi?
Gascitygaming: The United Soviet Socialist Bus
JadedCynic: @frogomb 401(k) is a retirement plan - aka something we'll only hear about, never have
josh___something: who ever made the symbols, congrats
djalternative: Hey, I've lived on communes before, they're great
Mister_Hush: @Sibwow what a rich tapestry
generic_account_name: Long live the USSB!
OhBloodyElle: the serial buses will be universal, comrades!
Naarius: Serge, noooo
RandomTrivia: Ahhh, there's the tonal whiplash
Jensling: @Oscelot definitely my feavorite verison of owo
CaptainSpam: Your heart says "Cucumbers are good for you".
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public_key_reveal_party: communism vs anarchism?
Yakkers221B: @Mister_Hush you put words to my thoughts, thank you
Oscelot: Hehehehe @Jensling
OhBloodyElle: @TPRJones Thanks for the gift sub!
gnome_friend: @public_key_reveal_party both!
Alas_Babylon: Your shirt? OUR SHIRT.
KodeMage: yah! communism!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: comrade
hd_dabnado: communism STILL works
Oscelot: Well done Beej
Jensling: Communism works! ☭ω☭
JadedCynic: chat decides! Power to the proles!
generic_account_name: The USSB is eternal!
damn_i_am_pretty: This party is here for plug n play, oh no
Oscelot: Also Adam and Ian
ContingentCat: ah commnism
Oscelot: Because appropriately, it took a village ;)
josh___something: WE all won
GlennSeto: It's like IRL communism.
sheer_falacy: that sounds like capitalism too!
geo1771: EVERYONE WINS
sheer_falacy: amazing how isms work out
JadedCynic: oh, the IRONY!
eric_christian_berg: Beej does control the means of production.
chronically_poor: USBs are 4th dimensional
thraximore: the real joke is in the post game chat LUL
Styxseus: :D
Oscelot: @JadedCynic no no, the sickles are usually made of steel
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun ZOMG - the only reason it hasn't worked IRL is we haven't tried flipping things! :D
Oscelot: *ba dum tsch*
ContingentCat: time to rotate the fluids!
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JCMaxw3ll: Hello!
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34Witches: @eric_christian_berg If I've learned anything from Crapshots, it
EncryptedSquid: Gront is a Muppet?
JadedCynic: @Oscelot .....???
LordZarano: TableHere FlipThis
AbraHeron: can we get official LRR comunism works shirts
34Witches: @eric_christian_berg it's that Beej *is* the means of production (sorry, hit enter too soon)
nbd_space: How long is the break?
JadedCynic: 5ish min
PharaohBender27: @EncryptedSquid Who *is* Gront, anyhow?
nbd_space: Thanks
Oscelot: @Oscelot Because you said oh the irony. To the communism win. It was a long walk I guess lol
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generic_account_name: Seriously, if I could fit into that, I'd buy that shirt.
JadedCynic: @34Witches that is NOT exactly WRONG either, being the business manager...
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote communism
LRRbot: Quote #2693: "This is COMMUNISM! Make Mario Party great again!" —Cameron [2016-06-01]
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NewtyNewts: I'll have to rewatch the second round, I got called and had to step away for the second half of the game
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot I got that
sheer_falacy: !findquote usb
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
JadedCynic: !findquote communism
Oscelot: @generic_account_name I THINK they go up to 4x? So you might want to double check if you haven't
Biggjudicem: is the jackbox addon thing new?
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife oh good, at least it worked for someone hehe
generic_account_name: @Oscelot I just checked. They go up to 2X. I go up to 4X, so that won't work.
Oscelot: @Biggjudicem NewISH. It's been around for maybe 2 months
NewtyNewts: @Biggjudicem It's been around for a few months
Oscelot: Ahh ok, damn. @generic_account_name
JadedCynic: nerts
LordZarano: Engage in capitalism by buying a communism shirt
Oscelot: That is rather entertaining
Biggjudicem: huh. Guess i havn't wating a live jackbox in a while
PharaohBender27: @Biggjudicem Not really. They've sort of varied on whether it's on or not, because the widget will cover part of the screen
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot At lest one person got it.
NewtyNewts: Not quite @JadedCynic, it's neWts
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife yeah hehe
Biggjudicem: *haven't watched
Mister_Hush: @LordZarano Buying a product is engaging in commerce. Commerce can exist regardless of the greater organization of the economy/
gnome_friend: @LordZarano is buying products "engaging in capitalism" or does that only refer to owning the profits of others?
PharaohBender27: They once tried to get around that by doing the old-school "chat is also on the screen" thing with the widget covering that, but I guess that was either a) unpopular, or b) too difficult to set up
Unable_To_Load: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS SONG FROM?
generic_account_name: This music reminds me a *lot* of Snake Man's stage in MegaMan III.
Oscelot: @Unable_To_Load it's a Big Giant Circles song
Oscelot: I'll check the name, sec
NewtyNewts: @Unable_To_Load It's probably from Just Shapes and Beats you recognize it
Kibbik: laraBanga
Unable_To_Load: that's it
Oscelot: It's Houston by Big Giant Circles
gnome_friend: Most popular video from the LRL channel
momma_tatts: James plays this on Mine O'clock a LOT
Vector_Zero: Jackbox selling something the players created is pretty capitalistic, to be honest
Unable_To_Load: Man, that game slaps
gnome_friend: @Vector_Zero good point good point
Oscelot: Highly suggest the rest of their work too @Unable_To_Load , it's all really good.
NewtyNewts: Think my favourite song from that game is Sevcon
Oscelot: It's kind of our default road trip music
creepywaffleco: Trials of MAN is my favorite
PharaohBender27: Also: !rq soundtrack
JadedCynic: yeah, Jimmy has probably done more soundtracks to games you like than you'd expect <3
PharaohBender27: Whoops, let me try that again - !rqsoundtrack
gnome_friend: !rqsoundtrack
LRRbot: The Road Quest soundtrack by Big Giant Circles is available now! Buy it here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/album/road-quest
DoodlestheGreat: Ya know, I wish Blather Round would take 8 players. I think they'd do well with it.
EncryptedSquid: Bandcamp is great btw. DRM free downloads and streamimg.
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Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Commands have to be at the start of a thing, and on their own
PharaohBender27: I guess I shouldn't have preambled :p
Oscelot: hehe
LordZarano: @EncryptedSquid Not just DRM free, FLAC!
matthaus_c: !findquote command
LRRbot: Quote #6986: "Who needs human allies if you can command the very insects?" —Kathleen [2020-06-01]
JadedCynic: @EncryptedSquid well, YMMV on the streaming - most artists on there are great about it (BGC is specifically podsafe) but again be careful and check first...
Oscelot: Yeah, it's only respectful to ask first
JadedCynic: yeah, that quote is very Kathleen lrrDARK
gnome_friend: !card sedgemoor witch
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JadedCynic: love it when she hams it up for the audience :D
TwilightAvalon: Feels nice to watch LRR live again...Chemotherapy is really sapping all of my energy :(
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @TwilightAvalon
PharaohBender27: @TwilightAvalon lrrHEART
beckett_brass: @TwilightAvalon Hope you get better soon. Praying for you.
Electrodyne: lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART
Oscelot: I also have to suggest my friend Ryan's work, he does amazing things: https://www.ryanike.com/music-1
rangerboy87: <3
Mcgwee: lrrHEART
LordZarano: @JadedCynic You can listen to music via streaming from Bandcamp is what they mean I think
Telnaior: muxy81 <3
Rustpile: Sending all of my love your way @TwilightAvalon lrrHEART lrrHEART
spiffinn: pretty sure that if you buy music on bandcamp you can stream it
Oscelot: Oh man @TwilightAvalon I hope the need for chemo passes swiftly and you get back on your feet soon. That sucks hardcore.
matthaus_c: @TwilightAvalon all our best wishes are with you lrrHEART
spiffinn: as in listen without downloading yeah
zebrashark3: lrrHeart
zebrashark3: AH
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TwilightAvalon: Thanks everyone :)
Oscelot: @TwilightAvalon ysbrydHeart
JadedCynic: @TwilightAvalon virtual hugs of sympathy, support and good mojo <3
NewtyNewts: Goodbye Cori?
TwilightAvalon: @PharaohBender27 Thank you very much :) :(
control_rig: Noooooo
Oscelot: rofl that was some whiplash
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
Mcgwee: bye Cori?
matthaus_c: #ReleaseTheBeejCut
dabudder: Cori is just dead
fastlane250: lrrAWW
Oscelot: Awww
saucemaster5000: all of us wish you a speedy recovery @TwilightAvalon
momma_tatts: Where Cori?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWW
FadedOverseer: another shelf fall?
DGZenos: lrrDILLY_BT
Makrosian_Tae: Bye Cori
DoodlestheGreat: Uh oh. Hope she's okay.
Oscelot: I hope her compie stops being dumb
ButButTheJesus: cori nooo
couldntpickausername: did her shelf fall again?
JadedCynic: <3 cori
control_rig: :(
Mcgwee: lrrCORI
sheer_falacy: was Cori's computer issue the funny thing
matthaus_c: can't believe Cori fucking DIED
34Witches: Bye :(
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malc: Cori did not survive the internet
MattinTheHatsTavern: f
Oscelot: lol @malc
ContingentCat: riv Cori
bjorlamn: Paul can play?
PharaohBender27: @TwilightAvalon No problem! :) I hope you feel better soon
creepywaffleco: This is the best game!
JadedCynic: Ian doesn't look worried or flushed or sweaty...
DoodlestheGreat: @Oscelot :tf:
34Witches: lolbeej
Vector_Zero: Ironic
rainbowmage42: That's our Beej!!
vellebastet: sykLaugh
sheer_falacy: if we're still at 7 people for Quiplash then Schmitty gets to dumpster a LRR member again
EncryptedSquid: Nice transition there
JadedCynic: VROOM
zerragonoss: I thought the internet did not survive Cori.
malc: RLOL
CaptainSpam: R, LOL
TwilightAvalon: @PharaohBender27 I hope so as well...Im only 3 days in for 21 treatments of 9 weeks
geo1771: r/lol
Bloodrush192: oh god this is my fave of the Jackbox games
wynternyghtynggale: keyboard cat is famous
sheer_falacy: that's a pretty good password
PharaohBender27: @TwilightAvalon lrrAWW
Vector_Zero: And smoosh the frames!
Abelzumi: wait I stepped out, where's Cori?
Mister_Hush: "R, LOL" is a very funny joke for the 3 statisticians out there
TwilightAvalon: Survive the Internet is probably one of the best Jackbox games
corianderd: hello it's me. the chat
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWW
YeetTheRich_: one of us, one of us
Vector_Zero: Don’t respect the player, respect the game.
Oscelot: She's all of us! Aaaaa! @corianderd
ContingentCat: Hello Coir
thraximore: but kids ARE dumb, can't even escape a fire smh
generic_account_name: I think my favourite part of this is how it dunks on Paul, despite Paul never being one of the players....
JadedCynic: remember, *absurd* no need to be MEAN
Oscelot: Good luck with the compie @corianderd
DeM0nFiRe: Why the game gotta call out Paul like this
Lordofironstorm: Partyboy7 will not be getting my sub
TheThromborax: @abelzumi her computer said, "No."
kookaburra_85: WOW. Adam tells SteveBeej to shut up again!
vellebastet: Whoooboy this is gonna go down hill fast sykLaugh
gnome_friend: patreon.com I feel so empty inside
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
YeetTheRich_: D E W I T
NewtyNewts: Go for it Beej!
Oscelot: Oh this is going to be a heck of a round
thraximore: promising start :D
matthaus_c: Beej. you're no coward. DO IT
Nigouki: is it Ass-eating hour?
sheer_falacy: give someone a gift of words
ContingentCat: Do it Beej!
JadedCynic: Beej: is it about erections?
creepywaffleco: Do it!
generic_account_name: When even *Beej* knows Beej shouldn't Beej....
geo1771: DO IIIT
vellebastet: YES BEEJ
Oscelot: between serge going "OH NO" and Beej going "I SHOULDN'T WRITE THIS"
momma_tatts: jlrrFacepalm
VmKid: "My fingers are moving all on their own!"
matthaus_c: ass eating, but dial it forward one
gnome_friend: !findquote senpai
LRRbot: Quote #3760: "I was really happy with senpai's butt parts." —Beej [2016-12-16]
VmKid: I'm sorry I'll go sit in the corner now
Oscelot: lol @VmKid
Pharmacistjudge: He can't control it! Dark Beej Rises!
PharaohBender27: I mean, he's certainly restraining himself from actually getting to Krondor . . . katesSass
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: Ian is NOT wrong...
dangerous_safety: this sounds like its gonna be a good round
strapping_lad: Love listening to my fav streamers telling awesome jokes when finishing a night at my Admin job
generic_account_name: @PharaohBender27 Can't be a Betrayal at Krondor if you never *get* to Krondor....
Diabore: i cant tell who got beej
Arclight_Dynamo: "I don't know what half those words even mean, BEEJ." KAppa
sheer_falacy: oh no communism will explode
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DeM0nFiRe: Heh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
orionsrise1: what's up people
strapping_lad: No Never
Vector_Zero: Savage
sheer_falacy: is that mic 5?
DeM0nFiRe: wat
PharaohBender27: O_o
YeetTheRich_: oh god
Bearudite: wow Adam can rap liek serge
sheer_falacy: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: Oof
Oscelot: WOW
SnowbirdMike: LOl
JadedCynic: double entendere there
Bloodrush192: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: jfc
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
NovaTiempo: F
xantos69: I smell an Ian
Oscelot: Uh
TwilightAvalon: lol
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
geo1771: UM
control_rig: Haha
notthepenguins: incredible
DeM0nFiRe: wat
TwilightAvalon: wat
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
generic_account_name: OH MY GODS!
NewtyNewts: Uh...
VmKid: Huh. Apparently survivetheinternet dot com just redirects to jackbox.tv
Oscelot: Hi kitty!
control_rig: Hahahahaha
generic_account_name: I am never going to see The Empress the same way again....
TwilightAvalon: lol
Oscelot: oh doggo
vellebastet: DOG
vellebastet: sykHeart
ky0dar: WHAT?
JadedCynic: I've been to the Empress...as a kid...ew.
VmKid: That's... sensible but kinda disappointing.
sheer_falacy: the encoder does not like the ampersand
EncryptedSquid: That better be "Setting Clocks"
EvilBadman: Beej works at his ass's Ikea, he knows the short cuts
Mister_Hush: @sheer_falacy sorry do you mean the %23
sheer_falacy: you have to consider the whole body as you remove the balls
NewtyNewts: Slicing Clips.
saucemaster5000: ikea in your *ss, cheap but easily navigable
DandyGeek: Ian, that's just a rubber band
JadedCynic: @EncryptedSquid yeah, that HAS to be it; knowing the Empress, I can't think of anything else
lumlite: Holistic castration is just waving a knife at the penis.
ButButTheJesus: ian
generic_account_name: Homeopathic castration? Do they just pull one pube?
aerobeing: Just shave them.
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Went to Victoria with my folks when I was 12, and one of the three distinct memories I have from that visit is high tea at the Empress
34Witches: Is circumcision homeopathic castration?
JadedCynic: ^^^
GlennSeto: They use really sharp crystals.
matthaus_c: I just like the idea of S***
PharaohBender27: Did you mean to ^^^ my post there, @JadedCynic ? :p
gnome_friend: patreon.com/loadingreadyrun I feel so empty
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 two weeks in Vancouver for Expo 86, one day we took the ferry and checked out Victoria, including Empress high tea (dad's English)
JadedCynic: and yeah
JadedCynic: :D
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: this stream is brought to you by you! I feel so empty.
sheer_falacy: eats, shoots, and helps your uncle jack off a horse
benjamin_wheeler: Person from Cambridge "uh no way"
itomeshi: 2021: Respect the Oxford Comma... or it will TEACH you some respect.
Fistacles: mood
Rynn___: ive seen nelson talk a few times with no audio is that intentional?
sirspate: impromptu babershop hum-tet anyone?
DGZenos: nelson has little kids
Cinominn: nelly who may be muted again, havent heard him in a while
momma_tatts: Nelson, sound gone
generic_account_name: So, time to reinvent Punchr?
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic '97 for me, after we had spent time on Orcas Island, and one of the other distinct memories from Victoria I have is of the miniatures museum
DoodlestheGreat: Beej: Punt?
JadedCynic: @Rynn___ he's got boistrous kids in the house...he'll mute usually when he doesn't HAVE to speak to save background distractions
itomeshi: @xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV Did you accidentally set your password to your username?
Rynn___: @JadedCynic ah okay
sheer_falacy: aren't we all your friends
sheer_falacy: you say such nice things about chat
rdbaron102: Oh cool WIndows 98 is making a come back LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Adam you're a good bean
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it was intentional
gnome_friend: !findquote friends
LRRbot: Quote #5299: "Clearly we have to ruin his life, 'cause he is our friend." —Paul [2018-08-30]
sirspate: HAW-HAW
EncryptedSquid: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
electra310: ADAM HAHAHA
MegaDosX: I'll do my best Paul
NewtyNewts: Ha
VmKid: AHAHA
gnome_friend laughs in gnome
DeM0nFiRe: I just got evicted from my apartment, thanks a lot Paul
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun ...but I'm 3k km away...
Mister_Hush: Titus laughter intensifies
Rhynerd: hehehehehehehehehe
SmoreThanAFeelin: HAHAHA
TheExplodedGamer: laughSounds.exe
rainbowmage42: but you do hear our subscriptions
orionsrise1: I'm laughing as hard as I am amused!
creepywaffleco: Hehehehehehehehehe
VmKid: Distant laugh track
Shadowsoflife: HA
34Witches: Can you hear me? I'm laughing as loud as I can!
elkae: Haha. :)
JadedCynic: that's it, I'm moving next-door to someone
Vector_Zero: We. Are. Your Friends. You’ll never be alone again. Come on.
nhkotakuking: im typing as loud as i can!
sheer_falacy: oh, I see
gnome_friend installs laughotron
VmKid: Alexa, run the laugh-o-tron
Alahmnat: oof
DeM0nFiRe: oof
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Hooooly shit
Oscelot: Oooooof
Mr_Dirty: Paul new setting creepy laughing you can play to replicate chat.
sheer_falacy: Serge, how could you?
TwilightAvalon: oof
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: Serge! How dare you!
thraximore: so good
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
UntapUpkeepCaw: I have a parrot, and random muffled laughing is a daily occurance
quasi79fu: wow serge
elkae: 😤
YeetTheRich_: yes
quasi79fu: eww
Oscelot: Waaaaaow
NewtyNewts: Matt...
TwilightAvalon: "tasteful"
JadedCynic: I'm actually WITH Adam on this one :D
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
VmKid: It's 2021 we're okay to eat ass again
Oscelot: rofl
fastlane250: LUL
TwilightAvalon: AAAAAAAAAAA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Louie_Salmon: -H