Mr_Horrible: the lock!
josh___something: that super is actually DISGUSTING, but you found no one
Mr_Horrible: so what does zone advantage influence, in terms of team score? As someone who has played D2 pvp once, many moons ago
adamjford: when you kill someone, you get a number of points equal to the number of zones your team controls
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible more points you control, the more points you get for a kill
Mr_Horrible: ah, interesting
Rynehawk: i want a youtube guide that's you saying that and 15 minutes of credits
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Mr_Horrible The more zones you hold, the more your kills are worth. 1 kill = 2 Points when you hold two zones, three zones gets you a lockout for 30 seconds and those kills count for 3 points.
SmithKurosaki: That was sktchy
Mr_Horrible: so you can't just territory control to win, still gotta skirmish, then?
Lysander_Gustav: lots of stuff happened
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Mr_Horrible According to randos on Twitter, yes. lrrBEEJ
BrindleBoar: Ye Olde Combatte Strategies: Ye Will Notte Believe Number Sixe!
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Turns out a lot of randos on D2 have issues with the very complicated mechanic of "Stand in the Circle."
happypanda109: good morning!
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Ayyy, solid K/D/A.
ineluki__: So I decided to finally get Jotunn today, and it uh... slaps
Mr_Horrible: @RomanianMyEscutcheon Oh I'll leave the finer points of strategy to the philosophers LUL but I at least know if there's hills to control in a pvp game you usually wanna control them :p
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Let me out! Let me ouuuuuuuuuuuut!
SmithKurosaki: Where did Foxmar get his emblem
josh___something: points per kill=areas captured
Lysander_Gustav: :D
asthanius: thank you far away ian
RomanianMyEscutcheon: DO IT
MrPhlip: lrrWOW
josh___something: yeah, like that XD
CaptainSpam: Watch, this is the game they win. :p
Lysander_Gustav: hehehehehehe
MrPhlip: there's a side door that _was_ there before
CaptainSpam: Sirs, you are being hunted.
happypanda109: idk how this game works but i believe in u! you can win!
shurtal: Yo, Peppa Pig game dropping this autumn
DefiantMars: Arc Soul with Getaway Artist was my IB build prior to Stasis
Mr_Horrible: Proggers PogChamp
adamjford: And now you have a Stasis Friend
TheMerricat: wow betrayal at krondor got an upgrade in graphics :p
RvLeshrac: @unarmedoracle ONLY non-ranged melee.
MrPhlip: Solar ranged melees don't seem to count
DaSunao: You need the blessings of the high priest of uwu
happypanda109: oh,,, well you can win the next one!
RvLeshrac: Warlock and hunter ranged kills don't work.
MrPhlip: I know the warlock one doesn't
AlchemicalPanda: idk how this game works but remember to stir the mixture constantly while heating so it doesn't scorch
Ivannorr: It is void or arc abilities
JadedCynic: !next
SmithKurosaki: Yea melee needs to be actual slaps
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (10s from now).
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat still a little early ;)
TheMerricat: ;p
RvLeshrac: They screw that up every time there's a melee step.
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, we're back in Krondor tonight!
aesir_blade: It's only arc and void abilities
SmithKurosaki: Have a good night all
RvLeshrac: I'd think there would be red text at the top of the test case for bounties at this point.
KakuEpsilon: Krondor is on every night that starts with T
KakuEpsilon: Tuesday, Thursday, Taterday
Robot_Bones: Has Beej reached Krondor?
KakuEpsilon: Heck no.
Arclight_Dynamo: Krondor has not yet been reached.
CaptainSpam: Llllllllet's get ready to Krondooooooooor!!!
JadedCynic: @Robot_Bones not if he can avoid it :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream Grahamsm'n!
DefiantMars: I knew what all those formats are separately
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good job Grahamerian
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, folks! <3
adamjford: I volunteer as tribute.
Lord_ZYRK: foxmarEGG
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Thanks for the stream, Crew and Friends.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TheMerricat: we are still pre conquering the game world before hitting krondor :)
RomanianMyEscutcheon: lrrHEART
DefiantMars: Thanks for the stream
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the stream
adamjford: thanks for stream!
adamjford: what an end
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night all!
MTGRanger: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
TehAmelie: you sure showed those. . .space robots (i didn't actually follow the plot)
Bluedevyl: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEEJ lrrSIGNAL The beacon is lit! Krondor calls for aid!
LoadingReadyRun: oops! I'd been playing music this whole time but didn't have the source on the "Going Offline" screen
Juliamon: fwiw, this is the only stream that *does* do outro music
Juliamon: Everyone else is just like "gonna run some ads on the way out" and then maybe we get Paul
KakuEpsilon: Long Game has an outro that is pretty banging
ContingentCat: a little secret music just for G
josh___something: BEEDJ time?
aClonedPickle: make way for BEEJ
ContingentCat: !findquote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4511: "I have nothing bad to say about Beej." —James, disappointed [2017-11-21]
TehAmelie: music is nice! and it probably helps the odd person to figure out that they actually have sound on the stream. which is mainly an issue when you start up, admittedly
JadedCynic: "It's ZETA!!!!" lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
CaptainSpam: lrrSIGNAL
Robot_Bones: Scrambled Beej all over my face, what is a boy to do?
Bluedevyl: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEEJ lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: learn memes?
HundreydAundre: Beej-Time! Beej-Chime! BEEJ-NIGH!!!!
KakuEpsilon: Tossed Heather and scrambled uhhh
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LunarJade: :(
KeytarCat: hehe, beejrayal
TehAmelie: as far as i remember the Commodore Hustle storyline, Beej is still comprised at least partially of memes
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> If we just pretend Krondor isn't there maybe the Betrayal will forget to happen? | It's Play it Forward time! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1395576497864253442
KakuEpsilon: And by tossed, I mean like a good salad
JadedCynic: not anymore - we fixed him of that
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
dogghost11: Helllo
Juliamon: neat!
ContingentCat: ooo audio fun
ritchards: !show override playitforward
LRRbot: Currently live: Play it Forward (overriden)
electra310: Busy streaming day today!
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Robot_Bones: Run it back and forth forever
BrindleBoar: what's the other 60%? corn syrup?
TehAmelie: wow, i'm seeing ads. such nostalgia
drawnbinary: I was literally about to put on one of the vods during breakfast as I got the stream notification XD
DiscordianTokkan: I... Hear no music?
JadedCynic: I do
DeM0nFiRe: I hear the music now
drawnbinary: is there music?
KakuEpsilon: @BrindleBoar Beat me to the joke.
electra310: I can hear it now
TheMerricat: music just kicked in
electra310: Just a tiny bit
JadedCynic: synthizied thunder, and the start
KakuEpsilon: There is, unless there are ads
TheMerricat: yes
electra310: It's very quiet
DiscordianTokkan: I hear it now, I had to crank my audio a bit more
electra310: But that is not bad
ShaneLeeAtk: it is comfy
JadedCynic: quiet but good for background music
ContingentCat: maybe a touch louder
KakuEpsilon: It's pretty comfy
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a bit low.
Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe try 50%?
spo8n: 42%?
drawnbinary: oh I hear literally anything now
KakuEpsilon: and Krondorilicious
Lord_ZYRK: I'm on Team Louder
TehAmelie: an ad for computers that are supposedly safe to use even if you're strongly magnetic. sounds fake
drawnbinary: team louder also
TheMerricat: you are about 50% louder than game because t is fine for me
TheMerricat: because = but
ContingentCat: no guy I can hear
Arclight_Dynamo: MIDI and SB SFX are also kinda low.
JadedCynic: this music sounds like something out of a lesiure suit larry or space quest game ;)
KakuEpsilon: Perfect on my end
TehAmelie: my ears are comfortable
MTGRanger: I heard the uh!
Lord_ZYRK: I could hear him, but it was way quieter than Beej
JadedCynic: heard the guy, but yeah little low
Arclight_Dynamo: The Dynamix ding at the very start was quite low.
drawnbinary: I'm chill w this volume
ContingentCat: I'm fine not hearing the uhs as long as I can hear the Beej
ContingentCat: oh hello lightning
JadedCynic: oh nice thunder that time <3
TehAmelie: not that there are any magnetic people walking around, but how would you even shield electronics from them? must be super expensive
ContingentCat: right it's sound so thunder
TheMerricat: honestly can't tell the diff
JadedCynic: muisic seems about the same...
ContingentCat: nope
JadedCynic: click
HundreydAundre: 0-30....wut?
ContingentCat: I got manicles
Electrodyne: Does anyone have a good recipe for Krondors?
Arclight_Dynamo: The guy is still quite low.
DeM0nFiRe: Didnt hear any fire at all, manacles were super quiet, didnt hear uh
JadedCynic: yeah, heard 'uh!'
ContingentCat: no uh
TheMerricat: I heard a Heather instead of an uh ;)
KakuEpsilon: I hear the neck snap
JadedCynic: it was during heather's comment, but barely heard the guy
KakuEpsilon: but I don't hear the manacles. Unless that's the same thing
HundreydAundre: Oh, its not just me! phew...
TheMerricat: music was same volume though right?
Arclight_Dynamo: I think also that the mixing is just... bad on the game. Like, the Dynamix ding and the thunder are both MIDI SFX. But the former is extremely quiet and the latter is just fine, bordering on loud.
JadedCynic: I was thinking on streaming again, and this is making me wanna dig out my old microprose titles and do all the dosbox config at the start of each stream :D
TacitusVigil: Are we having technical difficulties?
JadedCynic: like have a config tutorial with it
Arclight_Dynamo: Good ding.
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil just tweaking sound configurations
Arclight_Dynamo: LOUD thunder.
LunarJade: @TacitusVigil Think of it more as a special twitch only preshow
JadedCynic: WOW, NICE thunder!
RvLeshrac: Arclight_Dynamo: With digital audio on, the thunder and the ding are digital.
KakuEpsilon: That was huge crack
DiscordianTokkan: kaBOOM
JadedCynic: and yeah, finally heard the 'ding' with the Dynamix logo show
LunarJade: Nice Thunder you have there... be a shame if something happened to it.
TheMerricat: loud thunder, music still same vol
drawnbinary: bigge thunder
JadedCynic: music is nice - louder but not too loud
Arclight_Dynamo: @RvLeshrac Are they? I was under the impression those were MIDI. We've got both MIDI and FM synth.
Corqren: the thunder spooked my cat
ContingentCat: slightly heard the fire
JadedCynic: click.
Arclight_Dynamo: That's the first time I heard the manacles at all.
TacitusVigil: @LunarJade https://i.imgur.com/rNTFOeB.jpg
RvLeshrac: Ah, as MT-32, the thunder and the Dynamix ding are both MIDI.
Corqren: click
Arclight_Dynamo: Ugh is good.
JadedCynic: UH!
ContingentCat: I was expecting a crackling fire sound before
Corqren: uh
DeM0nFiRe: Fire was quiet, manacles and uh were clear
Lord_ZYRK: Heard those loud and clear
ContingentCat: heard the uh!
EdoardoZone: the explosion, did not hear though
JadedCynic: yeah, this is sounding good
TheMerricat: sfx vol is good for me at this level then ibtgink
drawnbinary: is the uh the one that sounded like dog
TehAmelie: i don't follow but it does sound like the game uses an impressive array of techniques to work
TheMerricat: good Lord phone.... I think
JadedCynic: fire is a little 'crackle' like at camp
KakuEpsilon: That guy doing the "Ugh!" makes me think of James falling in Minecraft
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we're 90% of the way there, and that's the best we'll get.
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
DeM0nFiRe: SeemsGood
ContingentCat: the music is good, I'm fine if some little sound effects aren't there
HundreydAundre: Don't fire simmer like that anyway?
DeM0nFiRe: I dont think I have ever used that emote before for somer eason
RvLeshrac: TehAmelie: It has been patched to allow the game to use both digital audio and MIDI (or cd-audio as the case may be)
Corqren: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: @tehamelie we are actually cheating the game a little because beej installed a patch so that we can use both FM and MIDI at the same time
HundreydAundre: Its likely louder the bigger the flame.
KakuEpsilon: I think you should try turnning up yoru volume if you can't hear it.
Rynehawk: SourPls
TheMerricat: normally you could only use one or the other
repgam: your coming in clear
Electrodyne: No cheevos because game is modded
DeM0nFiRe: Wel now the secret pre-show isn't a secret! LUL
TacitusVigil: Petty soon and the headphones will be completely hidden.
Corqren: Beej, your mane is glorious
TehAmelie: well, we can hear you, that's profound enough lrrAWESOME
HundreydAundre: Smores @Krondor!? Nice!
RvLeshrac: TehAmelie: MT-32 is the most "authentic," but the CD-music is, I *think*, the MT-32 audio run through a CM32L.
bigpuppystuart: don't go to krondor, there is Betrayal there. go to cinnabon there is rolls there.
TacitusVigil: Greetings from the Past, YouTube!
RvLeshrac: TehAmelie: tl;dr; Beej is playing the optimal version of the game :p
JadedCynic: <3
Lord_ZYRK: I, too, eat rent like a normal Earth human MrDestructoid
EdoardoZone: VHS coming?
TehAmelie: naturally
DarkMorford: Laserdisc when?
Lord_ZYRK: They're much like Nintendo
ContingentCat: the the best friend but a friend still
EdoardoZone: what about c64 cassettes?
ContingentCat: *not the best
RealLegitStreamer: I got my notification. I'd forgotten I'd backed at that level. Or pre-ordered, whichever.
TacitusVigil: Please do not rip the CDs and upload them to BeejHub
TacitusVigil: *DVDs
TehAmelie: i was emailed just as it's supposed to work. yay discs
HundreydAundre: Blu-ray: Is that a Laserdisc prodigal child? Me, suddenly: Wait. What's Laserdisc, actually?
ritchards: *Checks other email* Oh, hey! An email about this!
JadedCynic: they're working on the Phillips CDi version next Kappa
EdoardoZone: it's a disk that shoots lasers
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DarkMorford: Analog video, digital audio, yeah.
TacitusVigil: Leonard Nimoy made an ad promoting them.
TheMerricat: and subject to disc rot
Nigouki: it's still composite video
JadedCynic: size of an LP, inside a protective sleeve like a floppy
KeytarCat: took too long to develop, so the was already extant by the time it got to market
Arclight_Dynamo: You did that on purpose, yes. :D
RvLeshrac: Here you go folks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg8tK1LpLS8
Nigouki: the absolute best part about LDs was the giant cover art
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo That was Past Beej leaving a present for Future Beej.
EdoardoZone: that literally shot me
JadedCynic: night...dudes?
bigpuppystuart: i was dissapointed as a child to find the disc was not made of laser.
DiscordianTokkan: Twaaaang
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic Nighthawks
Nigouki: and these days if you really want to you can get gorgeous anime LDs for cheap just for the art
JadedCynic: yeah, if it's louder for you def bring it down for you <3
Bluedevyl: ninjas!
ritchards: Sound effects!
DarkMorford: I actually have a few LDs that I found in the record bin at my local Goodwill because the staff thought they were just vinyl albums. Got 3 of the Star Trek movies for a buck each. :D
ritchards: Spank! Twang!
DarkMorford: Now I just need to find a LaserDisc player... >_>
KakuEpsilon: @Bluedevyl Actually they're Hell Ninjas, basically.
TheMerricat: nighthawks are apparently immune to a large number of status effects
TehAmelie: really all applications of laser are so disappointing compared to what you learn about lasers as a child
KeytarCat: they've made pacts with dark forces
TacitusVigil: 'ello London. This is Nighthawk calling.
thraximore: Canonically they go to not-hell if they die, right?
Bluedevyl: @KakuEpsilon oh good!
KakuEpsilon: @thraximore They get tortured forever by the God Of Death, basically, for power now.
thraximore: It'd be ironic if she was the one making those deals, but publicly claiming to despise them
RvLeshrac: But there could be anything in those bodies, even more bodies.
thraximore: @RvLeshrac It's bodies all the way down
ritchards: blood
KakuEpsilon: How do we know he's Seth, if he's an Anon?
Arclight_Dynamo: Wind
ritchards: wind
asddsa28: wind
Sethalidos: wind
JadedCynic: Wind?
KakuEpsilon: Fart.
bigpuppystuart: to shreds you say?
JadedCynic: hivemind
KakuEpsilon: To Shreds.
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon yes, in as many words, yes :D
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TehAmelie: India's fishery ministry approves, auspiciously https://i.imgur.com/HpXlBxN.jpg
JadedCynic: it's a blind shade now
bigpuppystuart: someone threw some shade at you
thraximore: Aren't all shades blinds? LUL
ritchards: they're called "window coverings"
JadedCynic: blinds are not shades, but both are 'window coverings' as ritchards notes :D
JadedCynic: and it was curtains for that shade
KakuEpsilon: What does "Confuse" do in this context?
thraximore: DTE is kinda busted as starter spells go
LadyManticore12: Did anyone else ever play Betrayal in Antara many years ago? I believe it was made by the same studio that made Krondor.
JadedCynic: Au contrairre - I think it works WONDERFULLY Kappa
KeytarCat: I always say it "despair thine eyes"
KakuEpsilon: @LadyManticore12 We've brought it up a few times, and Beej was disappointed that it wasn't in the same universe as Krondor
JadedCynic: @LadyManticore12 it was the 'spiritual successor' in the same engine because Sierra lost the Midkemia license in the interim
thraximore: what is this place, Cirith Ungol? o_0
bigpuppystuart: when gorath says something evil is here i guess they mean it
bigpuppystuart: he may as well be saying "The DM is in a bad mood"
JadedCynic: someone ELSE made a "Return to Krondor" 7th level
TheMerricat: have we died yet I don't remember ever seeing what happens if we die
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThump
TacitusVigil: "run away!"
KakuEpsilon: We did
KakuEpsilon: but in a weird chest explosion accident
LadyManticore12: Did they ever make a sequel to Antara? It was set up for one.
JadedCynic: nope...sierra didn't last long after...
thraximore: hahaha
Juliamon: I don't know what you expected
RvLeshrac: There's Return to Krondor.
RvLeshrac: It isn't good.
DeM0nFiRe: Is this our first full party wipe?
JadedCynic: RtK is the reason Sierra lost the license :(
TehAmelie: remember Arcanum of Magick and Steamworks Obscura? they bragged about having the biggest game world ever. would take like years to traverse in game time. how far away is Krondor again?
JadedCynic: from here? maybe a week's travel?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Here's hoping I can at least stay up for a lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER appearance instead of dozing off after 20 minutes like on Tuesday :p (NOTE: Said dozing off was because of my sleep schedule, not a commentary on the quality of stream)
thraximore: 0_0
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: Steamworks and Magick Obscura, actually. weird
chaostreader: Would Hondo’s Haven be better? Than despair thy eyes.
thraximore: Was going to say, you have a crapton of potions
KakuEpsilon: I thought that red potion was a sausage.
TheMerricat: actually return from krondor was a different company and engine. sierra lost the license because this game sold poorly. return to krondor and betrayal at Antares were announced at the same time almost
RvLeshrac: Return to Krondor had a lot of delays.
LadyManticore12: Well, it’s late for me & I have to work tomorrow. Have a great stream all. O/
KakuEpsilon: Goodnight. Sleep well
TheMerricat: night! @ladymanticore12
PharaohBender27: Good night, @LadyManticore12
TehAmelie: six toes? i've had lik ethree sixth toes in fallout
EdoardoZone: isnt that roberta
Arclight_Dynamo: Could be, actually.
PharaohBender27: I feel like the women NPCs' "Renfaire on a budget" costumes really peg this as a 90s game :p
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat RtK had a different developer, but STILL PUBLISHED BY SIERRA (Dynamix was busy with outstadning projects before they could get out their sequel game "Theif of Dreams"
KakuEpsilon: Is that Nia's dad?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I get it. He set himself on fire.
JadedCynic: greek fire
DarkMorford: "Here lies andy - peperony and chease" :D
TehAmelie: Sierra published such gold
KakuEpsilon: Sorry, let me clarify "That guy that Owned a Tavern and Inn" in the graveyard, would that have been Nia's father she was talking about losing?
TehAmelie: maybe some dross too, but not that i know
Alephred: This implementation of a grid is .. kind of weird.
JadedCynic: well, later games kinda were rushed and desperate - esp after the Williamses left, but yeah, Sierra <3
Alephred: Reminds me of the Banner Saga.
Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of love the single-pixel particle effects.
TehAmelie: Sierra corp is probably a lot of the reason why i love the name of the country Sierra Leone
DeM0nFiRe: I like how they just sink into the ground still upright
Alephred: Honcho, Honco Man.
Alephred: *h
JadedCynic: pity about the accounting scandal...
KakuEpsilon: I want to eat some Honchos, man. Wait I mean Nachos
RvLeshrac: Ken Williams is very much a douchebag, but he's got a lot of interesting stories.
DarkMorford: If we're camping, can we be laid-back? lrrBEEJ
DevDevTheWevWev: Beej I love the hair
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, neat!
DeM0nFiRe: huh interesting
JadedCynic: a hillside?
chaostreader: Only 2 shades?
KakuEpsilon: The other two were eaten by the missing grid
thraximore: I honestly thought it just made a random instance for you to fight in, I'm impressed it actually maps it to the environment
Alephred: That boing sound was clearly a doorstopper.
Alephred: Or maybe a ruler.
KakuEpsilon: Doorstop firing a ruler from a bow
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeHolyMoly
thraximore: I wonder if you could have blocked them into the corner there
Arclight_Dynamo: It would be nice if Owyn could buff the party *before* a fight.
thraximore: Owyn is too noble
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, that kind of implies that if a single aprty member stays up at the end of a fight, you can rez the others.
CaptainSpam: There's something I like about "no of course you can't run if your partners are downed, what is WRONG with you?".
Alephred: If this is running in DosBox, is it possible to save the gamestate?
electra310: I stepped away for a bit, what's up with the many monsters?
thraximore: @CaptainSpam ... a self-preservation instinct?
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo WE've had folks at "Near Death!" before, and healed back from that, so I don't see why that isn't a failed everyone but one failsave
KakuEpsilon: Would using the Herbal Packs and getting Healing Status effect do much for the fight itself?
thraximore: are they... biting them?
djalternative: is there no way to get a sneak attack bonus on them?
Alephred: I see a groin thrust.
PharaohBender27: Welp
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
CaptainSpam: Hoo boy.
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
EdoardoZone: time to get the cheat codes out
thraximore: They're actually focusing the mage, wow
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
KakuEpsilon: Gotta use some attack spells?
Arclight_Dynamo: Instead of running when someone is nest to Owyn, can you powderbag one of these guys?
Arclight_Dynamo: *next
thraximore: Tried that already
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Powderbag failed
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, dink.
thraximore: Pocketsand has finally met it's match :(
jibkat: F
PharaohBender27: Same BS, though
jibkat: Just joined, what we fighting?
jibkat: Mimes?
thraximore: A soft lock
juniperroan: are you always using hocho's haven?
KakuEpsilon: Shades
PharaohBender27: @jibkat Some OP enemies
jibkat: They look mean
thraximore: That overhead swing is meaty
SirMorek: I'm on episode 3 of the VODs, send help. There's so much Krondor and I'm loving it
KakuEpsilon: I wish you luck
asddsa28: wooot
Arclight_Dynamo: Eeeey!
KakuEpsilon: This game is amazing, but the episodes get longer after Episode 3
JadedCynic: hurrah! \o/
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
SirMorek: lrrBEEJ victory!
thraximore: :I
PharaohBender27: Oh NNOOOOOO
Arclight_Dynamo: At least we know we can dispair their eyes.
Arclight_Dynamo: *despair
gkingrat: Do you have a lightning staff?
thraximore: Oh yeah, the lightning staff
thraximore: That's a lotta damage
EdoardoZone: devs died a lot I guess
KakuEpsilon: What is this, XCom??!
KeytarCat: sounded different from a normal miss
chaostreader: 116% accuracy. And he missed.
electra310: If they keep missing, the lightning staff may be helpful
PharaohBender27: @chaostreader I'm telling you, these enemies are clearly OP
Arclight_Dynamo: Despair?
asddsa28: wooot
asddsa28: \you got this
Arclight_Dynamo: Whoof.
electra310: Yay!
thraximore: victory!
juniperroan: o7
KakuEpsilon: Man, the tired is hitting me hard tonight. I think I might leave at the first break.
electra310: Whew!
KakuEpsilon: Holy heck, I didn't expect Seth to murder this place so badly
Arclight_Dynamo: I think he does have it.
chaostreader: ^
PharaohBender27: tqsShrug
chaostreader: Buy rations?
ghyllnox: Yeah, low on rations
chaostreader: Did we complete that Riselki quest?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! Right, we need to go back to that temple to turn it in, eh?
DarkMorford: An argument?! No, this is abuse!
Sethalidos: someone say an arguement
thraximore: secret podcast, my favorite kind of podcast
BrindleBoar: gasp
saucemaster5000: oh dear lord
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart
ritchards: I checked my other email - there was a thing!
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
ContingentCat: check all your emails
ContingentCat: good news! no news!
asthanius: No news is no news
TehAmelie: !advice
ZeroArcana: we have defeated the news
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: we are not real
asthanius: "Today's lunch is mystery meat"
electra310: Big news! News is over forever
saucemaster5000: okay -- surprised and scared by secret news
Sibwow: the points were checked and now there is no new
TehAmelie: noo mah commands
SOPHIAOAO: MrDestructoid
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: I'm keenly aware of your existence.
HundreydAundre: Best news since practically... ever? But not really...??
asthanius: Secret news update: all the lizard people went away
TehAmelie: the robots are winning
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asthanius: good episode
asddsa28: by
verzegcaio: best game for switch? @loadingreadyrun
KeytarCat: @asthanius they weren't doing any damage, but now they are gone
ContingentCat: yup
asthanius: I can't hear you over the white wine in my carpet
Stormthius: I mean if you ever figure out how lemme know please
TheMerricat: white vinegar helps with coffee stains
ContingentCat: Spinning! Spinning ever into battle
HundreydAundre: Al is ears. Aye!
thraximore: and send him to straight to magical hell :D
Arclight_Dynamo: It's the principle, though.
thraximore: ten stamina well spent
ContingentCat: sergeIntoTheSea
KeytarCat: what are the green arrows in the nighthawk bag?
KeytarCat: I'm not used to being on this big a delay LUL
thraximore: If the nighthawks are this weak, why did they bother selling their souls. Seems like a bad deal
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Arclight_Dynamo: Luckily that bag outside town has spoiled rations in it. :P
chaostreader: ^
dangerous_safety: Hey all, just got in. Are we still avoiding Krondor?
KeytarCat: oh that's where we put them!
chaostreader: @dangerous_safety We’re not avoiding it. We are just taking the scenic route.
PharaohBender27: @dangerous_safety We are. You missed us having to do several attempts at fighting a bunch of OP enemies and 1 secret podcast episode
DarkMorford: Terrible ass-rations Kappa
asthanius: As opposed to the good ass-rations that keep your ass healthy and fighting-fit
KeytarCat: sleep auto heals
chaostreader: ^
dangerous_safety: Oh no, Gorath ate ass-rations, all according to keikaku
ghyllnox: The lady at the temple told us the ship wouldn't take us there any longer
ghyllnox: Might have to teleport
Arclight_Dynamo: Well... feck.
asthanius: Sick enough to get a skateboard sponsorship
KeytarCat: if you have to have killed the rusalki before entering the island imma flip
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are wonderful and amazing and loved beyond measure!
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy is that a wonderful friend in chat?? it IS!
hexy_lexy: yeah! and his name is KeytarCat!!!
dangerous_safety: yay love
electra310: Do we need to rest so Gorath doesn't die of dysentary?
KeytarCat: :O
DarkMorford: Eh, Terry deserved it
Electrodyne: Caulk the wagons!
hexy_lexy: @electra310 who's Terry, and why would you diss them? :p
hexy_lexy: get it? dissin' terry? :p
Electrodyne: Krondoregon Trail
dangerous_safety: LUL
chaostreader: Something I just read said to have Owen cast a spell? To lose stamina?
DarkMorford: @hexy_lexy Terry deserved it. ;)
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne (suddenly has flashbacks to playing 90s versions of Oregon Trail)
Electrodyne: :)
hexy_lexy: @DarkMorford i dont believe you
dangerous_safety: Terry got Morath sick
hexy_lexy: "im gonna go away from here" said Beej to the town of Krondor :p
TheMerricat: (1, 2, 3, 6)Rusalki Quest- Kill all 15 Rusalki in the Silden area. Reward- A Virtue Key and FREE healing whenever you go to the Temple of Eortis.
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun from looking at the walk-through I found you can complete this quest in chapter one two three or six and you just have to make sure you've killed all 15 of the baddies
dangerous_safety: the music returns, and it bangs
thraximore: Fog? Not what I think of when I think of dragon's breath
juniperroan: based on my own experience that wasn't enough to complete the quest sucessfully for me
dangerous_safety: dragon's breath = vaping
electra310: Nothing
juniperroan: but like. i won't rule out that it may have been a bug in the version i had
RealLegitStreamer: Taxes
RealLegitStreamer: No, wait
PharaohBender27: Dang, that was quick
hexy_lexy: to be fair, its a very well known riddle
juniperroan: that *should* be all of them
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay. Looking into it, it seems that the intended course of things was for us to get the plague, go to the temple to get cured, pick up the quest, then kill all the rusalki.
djalternative: I had to step out for a few. We haven't reached Krondor yet, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: We may have sequence-broken that.
Arclight_Dynamo: But the trigger to go back is supposed to be when we kill all the rusalki.
thraximore: C'est nes pas une signpost
CaptainSpam: Yeah, we've been here once before.
hexy_lexy: bless you!
djalternative: it did
chaostreader: @themerricat Giving that a quick read implies they did that in Chapter 2.
pacotaco009: Hey it's BEEJ!!
CaptainSpam: I recall mentioning that I remembered the name of the goddess of death from my initial playthrough ages ago. :)
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat That was just the person missin ghtat you cannot travel while healthy.
Arclight_Dynamo: *missing that
Arclight_Dynamo: Though it may be worth trying having Owyn cast a spell to lose stamina, then see if the ship will take us then.
hexy_lexy: "greyish lump" was my nickname in high school :p
dangerous_safety: Remember, if you find any greyish lumps, contact your doctor
dangerous_safety: statue was THICC
electra310: Statue's haunted
thraximore: actual dragon?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: inspiring dragon
TacitusVigil: "...neat."
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hey, dragon, you know how I can get to that temple?" Kappa
dangerous_safety: the thicc statue was haunted by another fake dragon
TacitusVigil: "And yet, you didn't see your races extinction?"
TacitusVigil: *race's
dangerous_safety: maybe they were into that
thraximore: Owyn hasn't figured out how this works
thraximore: You don't get straight answers when talking to a plot device, kiddo
CaptainSpam: Huh. I was sort of expecting a closing that described Owyn getting back up and Locklear asking what happened to him.
hexy_lexy: i like pronouncing "Oracles" like you would "Hercules"
TacitusVigil: Keisha: "Didn't stop, made it rock."
hexy_lexy: Deigh's Nutz! GOTTEM!!! :p
Arclight_Dynamo: Ohh-ah-ah-ah!
CaptainSpam: Let's get down with it!
asthanius: "Let's get the plague. That'll help!"
thraximore: "How do you cure the plague...? You don't! Don't catch the plague, shithead!"
TacitusVigil: Beej, we're *literally* in a plague and you- Kappa
dangerous_safety: "maybe if we get the plague, we won't have to go to Krondor"
thraximore: Plague half empty
CaptainSpam: Bookmark, then book it!
asthanius: Rolling around at the speed of sound!
BrindleBoar: not wearing masks, truly irresponsible
hexy_lexy: so are we plague half empty or plague half full kinds of people :p
TacitusVigil: We've only lost a few fingers.
dangerous_safety: filling up, so half full
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
Arclight_Dynamo: Let it hurt us more?
asthanius: ????
thraximore: I can SEE the leprosy on you, mate!
TheMerricat: cast a spell
CaptainSpam: Locklear's too modest.
chaostreader: That’s a quote for the database. “Everyone’s still plagued, that’s good”
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, that's gotta be a bug.
TacitusVigil: "...guess I'll die"
CaptainSpam: I'm starting to think that might be bugged.
Xenguin47: "It's just a flesh wound"
KeytarCat: plague%
chaostreader: I think you might need to wait for chapter 2 to finish this.
thraximore: Maybe they just don't want to pay for the ambulance
thraximore: This kingdom doesn't have healthcare
dangerous_safety: and boats are expensive
chaostreader: Nothing like a temple of Death to cure plague.
thraximore: So you're immune to the plague now, right? That's how immunity works?
KeytarCat: we probably have enough gold to charter a ship
TacitusVigil: Sure, but who will pilot it?
TheMerricat: I feel like maybe our party is pennywise pound foolish?
dangerous_safety: @chaostreader can't be plagued if you're dead
TacitusVigil: Oh, right, the people we chartered. Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: I, too, prefer to keep my royals in a wooden box several feet below the surface lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
electra310: Chest
asthanius: MDTBR
asthanius: obviously
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: teeth
electra310: Last letter each word
thraximore: Sassy
Arclight_Dynamo: MDTBR?
TacitusVigil: Death?
TacitusVigil: Oh.
TheMerricat: so are we side quested out or do we have more that we need to find out abou
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw yeah, Malac's Cross has the good bless. Best price in the game.
TheMerricat: I'm going to laugh if there is just a ghost hiding in the middle of nowhere we somehow missed
KeytarCat: some pay extra for that
asthanius: No en passants, got it
KeytarCat: isn't that a niche chess move?
ContingentCat: strong opinions on niche chesse rules? ok
CaptainSpam: They take their chess seriously here.
KeytarCat: that's the type of rules you post in a university town bar
TacitusVigil: "It's a reasonable price" [Haggles immediately]
CaptainSpam: Yeah, the en passant rule was a hasty patch made after the "pawns can move two spaces as their first move" rule proved to have unintended consequences.
asthanius: I'm a swordteller!
KeytarCat: the queen's rowing!
ContingentCat: I want to know the story that lead to that rule, because there's definitly a story there
asthanius: Jacques kept cheating like an asshole
KeytarCat: faerie lights are just Christmas lights in the US
ghyllnox: A horrible infestation of fireflies
TacitusVigil: Ma'am, did your husband die of old age?
CaptainSpam: The short version of en passant is that if a pawn moves two spaces to avoid what would otherwise be a capture by another pawn with a one-space move, that other pawn can just march in and capture anyway, only on its immediate next move.
ContingentCat: ah hence the chess thing, probably a lot of chess nerds learning to be tacticians
Sibwow: lmao it is en passant
Arclight_Dynamo: Row as in the row the queen is on on a chess board.
Twilight_Spark: En passant is certainly fundamental.
KeytarCat: didn't expect it to actually be chess...
CaptainSpam: Depending on the time period represented here, the en passant rule might not be necessary, given the pawns-can-move-two-spaces rule probably didn't exist back then.
jibkat: Will you have to play him in chess?
TacitusVigil: "here's this new move I created called 'I instantly win' "
jibkat: haha
asthanius: @TacitusVigil I assume it was more of an invented maneuver or whatever they call it in chess
ghyllnox: I didn't code in *en passah*. It's a feature!
asthanius: ^
saucemaster5000: @CaptainSpam depends. when was krondor a major empire in europe/
Twilight_Spark: Yeah my first thought was that it was a coding thing.
TacitusVigil: @asthanius Like a Queen's gambit and such, to name a famous one?
asthanius: ya that
CaptainSpam: What happened is that the pawns-can-move-two-spaces rule was invented SOLELY to speed up the opening game. But, it turned out that it had tactical significance otherwise, so en passant was a rule invented to circumvent it. A rather hasty rule, that is.
ContingentCat: iirc it has to be the first move that pawn makes
asthanius: Think it's moving directly ahead of the one you take
Arclight_Dynamo: When you move a pawn two squares on its first move, your opponent can take the piece by moving into the space it jumped.
Sibwow: when the pawn moves 2 squares you hit it mid move
Arclight_Dynamo: That's en passant.
TacitusVigil: How about randomizer chess? Pieces start on the same side in the same starting spaces, but randomized there. Kappa
ContingentCat: yeah it is crazy, and it's pretty rare it comes up
asthanius: It's basically a parry
asthanius: It's the dark souls of chess
saucemaster5000: now let's talk about alice chess, where you play on two boards and wehen a piece is taken it appears on the other board
Arclight_Dynamo: Can you bless a crossbow, and if so does that increase accuracy?
Arclight_Dynamo: The racial mod also knocks off another 5%.
KeytarCat: it's just a -5 light crossbow
Arclight_Dynamo: This is the cheapest Bless 3 in the game.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm only seeing bless 3.
KeytarCat: well, money is free, so...
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:05:08.
TheMerricat: "There appears to be 15 Temples. The Blessings that can be purchased at Temples can only be applied to Armor or Swords. Staffs and Crossbows can't be blessed. There are 3 grades of Blessings, with #3 being the best. Only six temples offer this blessing. The cheapest price is 50% of the item's basic price plus $10, which is at the Chapel of Ishap in Malac's Crossing (Zone 3). If you're going to get 5 blessings on premium gear, teleport to the Chapel of Ishap to get it done. "
xantos69: cheer50 really enjoying the break.
xantos69: Bonus secret podcast happens now.
CaptainSpam: Surprisingly, I've actually seen the en passant rule get triggered in a chess game between two co-workers. You don't see that very often.
Xenguin47: But I don't want advice!
thraximore: is that you justin
thraximore: but I thought yahoo died
saucemaster5000: oh no -- secret advice is scarier than secret news
Inkompetence: At least wash your toes before you lick them.
Arclight_Dynamo: Only lick toes if you have those toes' consent.
Xenguin47: Should you let toes out of jars?
electra310: But it's a tradition!
38 raiders from wiggins have joined!
Izandai: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
electra310: Hi raiders!
asthanius: welcome to the podcast
hexy_lexy: hey Chatthew!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: Chatthew! Welcome to being on break again!
Phailhammer: What about toes in cocktails?
TheAinMAP: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
saucemaster5000: I feel like there's websites for this
KeytarCat: [M/Ch]att!
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
LunarJade: !advice
LRRbot: Don't go faster than a car can go.
electra310: Free the toes!
blip2004: what if the toe isn't attached to a person? then is it ok tomox with booze?
LunarJade: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your Meat Magic.
Inkompetence: What if you have to wear sandals? Can you release your toes from your socks then?
xantos69: I represent the toe liberation front! We will free toes from the socks!
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Never bet on the ghost.
Xafty: Meat Magic is wonderful
Decaped: free toes? sign me up
Xenguin47: What if it's a ghost Heather?
asthanius: fritos?
Izandai: !badadvice
LRRbot: Touch the minecart hoppers.
KeytarCat: how is this not wheel of time
KeytarCat: teeth of the world, the Great Wheel...
thraximore: they're clearly talking about Ben Wheeler
KeytarCat: swords and armor, according to...someone in chat?
KeytarCat: @thraximore LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: We did.
Robot_Bones: Should have stayed at the Holiday Inn
KeytarCat: @robot_bones I literally am...
Robot_Bones: LUL
Xenguin47: Why are we digging up the dead?
chaostreader: Good thing Gorath had that shield.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. Oh my god. Is Darkmoor the last thing left before Krondor?
Arclight_Dynamo: Are we... going to do it?
Electrodyne: I still need a good recipe for Krondors
Electrodyne: like with powdered sugar on top
KeytarCat: what would you dooo~ for a Krondor bar SingsNote
thraximore: @KeytarCat I dunno but it definitely doesn't involve going to Krondor
KeytarCat: LUL
chaostreader: Is that a sticker owned by goblins or for sticking goblins?
Arclight_Dynamo: There were five.
chaostreader: ^
gypocalypse: I have only just joined, but man this game needs some music
Arclight_Dynamo: I think the two on the right are inside each other.
thraximore: woah
thraximore: What purpose does the fire in each of the temples serve?
CaptainSpam: I'll also admit, the fact that the game tells you the flame is *cold* was always a nice detail I liked.
asthanius: orbs
Arclight_Dynamo: Tide?
asthanius: well it's not disk
thraximore: moon?
TheMerricat: tide
MaelstronSolenor: mood?
RealLegitStreamer: Disk?
TacitusVigil: Tide?
Xenguin47: milk
electra310: Milk
thraximore: oh milk is good
electra310: Yes, that's funny
RealLegitStreamer: Oh that's good
Derkatronic: good one
Xenguin47: It does a chest good?
Derkatronic: the mysterious band of armor repairing bandits
electra310: rust
djalternative: all of this repairing and putting equipment back is the kind of behavior that gets turned into a folk tale that parents tell their children before bed
thraximore: The roving Smithy Shade
thraximore: Beware it's magic, it's known to blind it's victims before stabbing them!
Xenguin47: Bard loop!
mtvcdm: !clip
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djalternative: okay. someone take that and use it as a beat to rap over
thraximore: a royal discount, to be sure
Arclight_Dynamo: She came down a whole 1 silver.
Xenguin47: We're giving bards a bad name.
thraximore: Shot through the bard
thraximore: and you're to blave
thraximore: you give bards a bad name
Xenguin47: I think, in that instant, you're not so much giving them a bad name as you are just murdering them...
Xenguin47: Ooh! does the Strategies of Trading tell us how we should just leave and immediately talk to people again to re-haggle?
thraximore: @Xenguin47 The first page of the book is just a spell to wipe someone's memory
Arclight_Dynamo: Are you asking?
MaelstronSolenor: can you leave the books in one of those abandoned houses?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, but they may be stolen.
djalternative: I imagine Gorath just walking around the country like a freshman student in a rom-com who thinks they need to carry every textbook with them.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, this is the one who comes out at night, I bet.
Lord_ZYRK: Vampires 👀
RealLegitStreamer: Vampires?
chieftainkirk: bout to get are
chieftainkirk: ate*
Xenguin47: I.. her head dropped to her lap? o_O Flexible old lady.
CaptainSpam: So, blessings from Lims-Kragma might scare them off?
thraximore: Beej you must confront your Krondorphobia eventually :|
KeytarCat: do we tepelort?
chieftainkirk: I was about to ask if this was just a point and click
chieftainkirk: weapons imply not!
djalternative: no. it's a first person rpg
thraximore: @chieftainkirk more like a point and click and point and click and point and click and oh god why must every setting be manually toggled
CaptainSpam: Anything in the forest in the middle of the map?
chieftainkirk: oh lovely lol @thraximore
djalternative: the dimwood. we were there last episode
djalternative: looted the whole dang forest
KeytarCat: money is free!
thraximore: Most people call it the dimwood, but I think it's just an average intelligence wood
Arclight_Dynamo: HOOFA
Juliamon: lrrWOW
MaelstronSolenor: quick save just to see the result?
KeytarCat: just do another quarrel dupe?
drawnbinary: weren't the cheap emeralds somewhere over east?
Fanklok: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:44:35.
Drakas: hyello
djalternative: If I remember correctly, the prank stone box was near silden
chieftainkirk: is there a time limit at all?
Arclight_Dynamo: Wasn't Silden the place with all the gems?
djalternative: we are several months into chapter 1
KeytarCat: it's expensive, and money is just time
thraximore: Did you lose it to the prankstone?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, could be Romney, too.
blip2004: didn't you change it into a diamond at the one place?
Arclight_Dynamo: I feel it was around here.
chaostreader: We lost a bunch of keys to the Prank Stone.
ghyllnox: It was rubies to diamonds, not emeralds
KeytarCat: hex editor to see who you sold it to LUL
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat im sorry, but i am no form of editor :p
chieftainkirk: is there a soft lock without the emerald?
ritchards: Try Krondor! ;)
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej, is this emerald just printers all over again? Trying to price a stone?
KeytarCat: @chieftainkirk nah, just a side quest
Fanklok: I missed the first few hours since I was watching the pokemon live musical, what is beej up to now and has it involved being betrayed
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hexy_lexy: just go to Krondor lrrBEEJ
dkosa: never go to krondor 😋
wildpeaks: always go to krondor, never go to krondor
dkosa: lol
hexy_lexy: didnt we trade a 1% ruby for an emerald? or was that a diamond?
Fanklok: speaking of things left in boxes do we know where the knight piece is?
Arclight_Dynamo: There is a box between Eldpoint and Highcastle that has emeralds, if you want to grab one.
KeytarCat: @fanklok some blessings, some plague, now we're bonking around the map to clean up quests and hit the last couple towns
DEATHlikescats: are we gonna LVL 99 this cus that'd be rad
KeytarCat: yeah that fits the timeline...
DEATHlikescats: Sweet
KeytarCat: wasn't intended as an answer, but it works!
Arclight_Dynamo: Hilariously, the NOISE box also had an emerald in it.
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djalternative: priests need sleep?
KeytarCat: is there both a Silban and a Silden?
chaostreader: Silban is a god/goddess
KeytarCat: oh, temple of ~~, that makes sense
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TheMerricat: @deathlikescats :) thanks
djalternative: thats a lot of subs
KeytarCat: I have to call my night there. night, all! AsexualPride
djalternative: adios
TheMerricat: night! @keytarcat !
DEATHlikescats: G'NIGHT @keytarcat !!
Sibwow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (14:48 from now).
djalternative: I'm having a downer right now so hopefully I'll be able to sleep both well and soonish
DEATHlikescats: yayyyy
jibkat: Ghoooost!
wildpeaks: *gasp* secrets
saucemaster5000: Stop scring us!!!!
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Always go north.
DEATHlikescats: Heather interludes are the BEST
djalternative: can we be true crime now?
TheMerricat: I was trying to find the yogurting ad from checkpoint but could only find the opening for the game... a bit crazy
DEATHlikescats: PrideCute PridePog
wildpeaks: mattlrSleep
jibkat: ASMR ghosts
TheHaCoFo: Wait, no, I should get finally out of bed it’s 8am here lrrAWW
djalternative: and 10 gallons of horse tranquilizer
TheMerricat: warm milk liquid tea
jibkat: Im so excited for the ghostcast
wildpeaks: same, 8am here, I wish I could go back to sleep x.x
DEATHlikescats: GHOST QUESTION: do you have a favorite bona tea?
dkosa: we need an Easter egg video with all the commercial pop ins
DEATHlikescats: BOBA TEA I mean
jibkat: zzZZzzzz
jibkat: zzed
djalternative: Zed is dead baby
DEATHlikescats: zzZZ...zzxzxxcgh ... *cough*
jibkat: Lord Zed?
DEATHlikescats: zzzzzzzzbarrierzzzzzz
DEATHlikescats: z
DEATHlikescats: zz
jibkat: naps and skin
DEATHlikescats: zzzz
dkosa: Lord Zed is dead
djalternative: Long live Rita
jibkat: But what if you have cats sleeping on you?
ContingentCat: an 8 hour nap is great
DEATHlikescats: most times Sleepytime betrays me and steals awake time
dkosa: 2 minute naps
jibkat: We are getting dark
DEATHlikescats: but awake time steals Sleepytime so it's ok
jibkat: dark dark dark
heronblademaster: what do I do if I just woke up from a nap
ghyllnox: Long one is natural too
DEATHlikescats: rest...
jibkat: Oh god I cant breath
mtvcdm: That took a turn
DEATHlikescats: sleep without breathing means no more awake time
ContingentCat: or no more awake time
ContingentCat: I may have misread that
jibkat: is that a bird in the game?
DEATHlikescats: sounds like Worcestershire sauce Makers
DEATHlikescats: lol it's all good @contingentcat
thraximore: Ah, a sword we already repaired
johntms907: Ayy folks how is everyone tonight, just tunin in
jibkat: shy guy eyes?
DEATHlikescats: doing well! Friday tomorrow and krondor Tonight
jibkat: You missed a spooky ghost johntms907
jibkat: Hank noo!
johntms907: aw rip
djalternative: F you Barry
DEATHlikescats: the wet thud
dkosa: find an emerald
TacitusVigil: Barry was a jerk
dkosa: aww no emerald
wearethejoe: came in and it just felt like you where setting up a crime scene
Rewind_G: Seeing you awake and playing this has given me enough of a gold star review. Also hey Beej happy evening!
thraximore: Is this one of the magical locks?
djalternative: our fantasy party should really invest in a pair of bolt cutters
Arclight_Dynamo: This is Eggley? It seems that might be a plot lock.
Lord_ZYRK: Who doesn't love taking part of the Festival of the Stranger once in a while lrrBEEJ
djalternative: I love the drop shadow on goddess
djalternative: who's me? does he pay well?
TheMerricat: found confirmation :A locked building that can only be opened with a specific key
Fanklok: what are bolt cutters but a key
djalternative: or we could teach the party how to use thermite. that really opens all locks
Arclight_Dynamo: I do not believe that warning. I bet there's treasure in there. Maybe even an emerald!
Fanklok: where are they going to get iron oxide to make it? beej keeps everything in this kingdom in impeccable repair
Fanklok: "there's too much dirt in this dirt, I give up"
F0ll0wthr0ugh: Hi Chat
djalternative: probably to fix that stranger ritual
chaostreader: Wow. These are some wrathful priestesses
TheMerricat: the subtheme of this stream "well we are close anyway...."
TheMerricat: :D
CaptainSpam: Huh.
TacitusVigil: Accomplished nothing? I'd like to call that the "Tacitus Maneuver"
thraximore: "completely empty"
Arclight_Dynamo: WHAT
forgottenursa: what game is this?
chaostreader: I think this might have to do with the Dream Messengers and given that you killed them......
thraximore: Awful lot of people here for an empty tavern.
TheMerricat: @forgottenursa Betrayal at Krondor. an old Sierra game from the 90's
forgottenursa: thanks! looks awesome
thraximore: Eggley's reboot
djalternative: I can't wait for Eggley's gritty 90's incarnation
TheMerricat: we told the priestesses about it I'm sure they sent out news that they hadn't cursed it we still have to bring collector to justice though
jibkat: someone just got frying panned
TacitusVigil: "The town is calling it "The Blip" "
saucemaster5000: cheers
DEATHlikescats: lol
Krymzon19: <3
djalternative: I can't wait until we get save game 69
DEATHlikescats: good one guys
jibkat: 38 saves and no krondor
Arclight_Dynamo: Audio has been great.
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream, Beej! lrrHEART i have been ADORING this series!!!
Lord_ZYRK: Audio is PridePog
DEATHlikescats: yup. this is nice.
djalternative: all good on this end
TacitusVigil: Eggley: A shell of a twon
chieftainkirk: SeemsGood
TacitusVigil: *town even
chieftainkirk: this game is exactly as old as me!
DEATHlikescats: the Betrayal is that the stream ends when we get to Krondor
djalternative: Beej, you should do a crapshot parodying Waiting for Godot but it's Waiting for Krondor
dkosa: beej doesn't want to betray anyone, so why would he go to krondor
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun you have our permission to cancel/shorting Saturday if you end up being too tired Beej. I know that Kathleen had to once or twice for here sat stream after a live.
jibkat: PEOPLE LIKE THE STREAM
DEATHlikescats: that's genius @djalternative
DEATHlikescats: I enjoy this sorta deep dive
dkosa: 3 am here
djalternative: waiting for godot has been on my mind as of late
saucemaster5000: beat you? at what? second guessing ourselves??? you're good
drawnbinary: yeah im catching the vods for the streams I miss of this
djalternative: What if my jam is blackberry?
chieftainkirk: then we can be friends
chieftainkirk: gotta share though
DEATHlikescats: Russian malware is perfect
djalternative: I used to work for a farm at farmers markets. I like most of the jams
ritchards: !schedule
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ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (14:02 from now).
jibkat: The worst thing, no timely jokes
djalternative: we're doing Brawl Cube this week
djalternative: I can't wait
hexy_lexy: drafting a cube!
ADI_Thaeus: It's FunPuff forever now
dkosa: is fnpf related to fblthp?
djalternative: Ben made a cube to draft Brawl
ADI_Thaeus: The Super Judge hath doth decreed
djalternative: The August Long Weekend?
chieftainkirk: @dkosa only if you can figure out the acronym
jibkat: Slap that vax, into your arm
chieftainkirk: got my 2nd today
jibkat: I got mine yesterday
dkosa: I get my first shot Sunday
chieftainkirk: I'm feeling it
Phailhammer: cya :)
djalternative: I've had all of my science juice
saucemaster5000: woo vaccine!
ADI_Thaeus: Also, masks are fun
CaptainSpam: But the microchips are useful!
chieftainkirk: get to make faces at people @adi_thaeus
TehAmelie: in sweden we're still trying to get more vulnerable people vaccinated. such exhausting, very wait
radiowasabi2014: you can still get covid even after both shots and still transmit/infect others so masking is still ok in some situations
ADI_Thaeus: haha exactly
Juliamon: I adore my masks
DEATHlikescats: yup I'm gonna be wearing mine in public for a good long time.
jibkat: In taiwan, and the world
Easilycrazyhat: They all went into the vaccines, Beej! lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: Masks keep people from saying you should smile more
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Beej!
jibkat: Spooky ghost facts
pn55: lrrHEATHER
gobmob42: aw dann, my conspiray theory...
Electrodyne: or they're all going into the vaccines, causing the shortage
ADI_Thaeus: you get to swear at people silently without judgement if you wear a mask
TehAmelie: and microchips aren't liquid. . .it's maybe even sillier than saying the curve of the horizon is an optical illusion
DEATHlikescats: lolll
TheMerricat: I was really looking forward to trying to install Linux or doom onto my microchips.
jibkat: JAMES HEY
TacitusVigil: If they could make them that small, we'd have a lot cooler electronics too
DEATHlikescats: aww hi @radiowasabi
djalternative: hoi james
pn55: Hi James
chieftainkirk: @tehamelie right? oml
Lord_ZYRK: TheMerricat I can't wait for all the techblogs to run "Check out Doom running on the COVID Vaccine" in a few months lrrBEEJ
ritchards: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: LRRMtG
TheMerricat: remember chat when you're talking about why they couldn't be microchipped these are the same people who think 5G network towers were the things that actually caused the virus
TheMerricat: lol @lord_zyrk
gobmob42: @tehamelie yeah, but their micro sized... tiny enough to not even be visible.
TehAmelie: to be fair that would be a bit of a coup
jibkat: mnra vax turned into a crysis rig?
Obsidian_Shade: @lord_zyrk crumpLUL
jibkat: That would be sweet
djalternative: yeah. I always found flat earth theories funny because when I worked at a beach, I could literally see evidence of the curvature of the earth with my naked eyes to the point where I questioned why it took so long to figure out the shape
TehAmelie: Doom deathmatches across the vaccine network
TheMerricat: I am so sad nanomachines never got past sci-fi stage.
djalternative: yet
jibkat: <3 night
pn55: lrrHEART
djalternative: goodnight
johntms907: night everyone!
TheMerricat: night everyone! Be safe, be well, and be happy!
TehAmelie: when i was in high school i myself worked out the math for finding the shortest path between two points of a sphere and it checked out with the airplane map when i flew over the Atlantic
TehAmelie: but of course airplanes are wasting jet fuel going the wrong way just to maintain the illusion
Lord_ZYRK: djalternative something about how it looks curved because our eyes are curved, probably
TehAmelie: i really want to see the math lat earthers use to copy astronomers to predict solar eclipses and stuff a thousand years in advance. but like, i also DON'T want to see it
TehAmelie: *flat
TehAmelie: i'm worried my brain will react negatively as soon as i see the calculations for how old and large the sun is
TehAmelie: with profuse bleeding and such
TehAmelie: i worry sometimes someone clever might be able to develop flat eart-based math that works just like our geometry but just redefines terms around the premise of a flat earth
TehAmelie: like, whatever shape a sphere makes is defined as a flat circle