NightValien28: lrrFRUMP
jessieimproved: well, i for one, am entertained by this exchange lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: (sorry for the chonky link, discord an' all)
NightValien28: a baby
DarkMorford: So I understand that our DM tonight enjoys fitness, yes?
DarkMorford: Fittin' 'is sword in you, that is. Kappa
ButButTheJesus: i just got here and what is that cat in
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 2 - Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: A larger cat @ButButTheJesus
ButButTheJesus: is it cat fetus? or like a spooky ghost cat?
Juliamon: It's a spooky cat shape in what I presume are cat intestines
Juliamon: below it you can see some kitten skellies
ButButTheJesus: hmmm interesting
gnome_friend: Why are we discussing cat interiors?
Juliamon: Because I'm trying to count how many kittens this momcat is gonna have
gnome_friend: !findquote dice
LRRbot: Quote #6313: "'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'" —Beej, and then everyone in unison
RandomTrivia: teeth teeth teeth I suppose
Juliamon: (mostly because I think xrays are cool)
jessieimproved: Is it best to count spines? I would think that is easier
jessieimproved: I see like, maybe 8 spines?
gnome_friend: Don't count your kittens before they hatch
Juliamon: generally you count skulls and spines
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: That way you'll know if momma cat is giving birth to Purrberus
jessieimproved: I can only clearly see 4 skulls, maybe a 5th
Juliamon: the overhead xray only shows like 3 spines
Juliamon: it's very tricky
jessieimproved: yeah no joke, i program the codes, not look at the x-rays
gnome_friend: Cat fetuses neither exist or don't exist until they come out of their box lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: *nor
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon that is so cool and kinda scary
Juliamon: Right??
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm do I try to start cross stitching during this Dice Friends or will I be too distracted
gnome_friend: !kitty
gnome_friend: I wonder if Randall Keith will show up again...
jessieimproved: @Sarah_Serinde what are you cross-stitching? Is it complicated?
DarkMorford: How often do you want to lose count from laughing too hard? :p
Juliamon: Also for those unaware, cats have a 'horned' uterus so typically kittens are distributed evenly between each horn
Juliamon: so if there's four, there's two on each side
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
Sarah_Serinde: jessieimproved It's a secret still but yes, it is
Sarah_Serinde: DarkMorford Look I've managed it during Dice Friends before...some of the time...
jessieimproved: Ah, I'm a real stickler for all my x's going the same way, so I might be bad to ask
Sarah_Serinde: Oh, I have zero problem with that part haha
ButButTheJesus: ah, auto-kitten distrubtion
Sarah_Serinde: Always make mine consistent
Sarah_Serinde: But it's a very detailed thing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It is Kiss DMing tonight, so there's an increased chance of laughter
Juliamon: anyway, the grown-up mods are here so I'll stop with the weird anatomical stuff
gnome_friend: Cool anatomy!
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon No carry on, also you're the best sergeModLove
jessieimproved: Haha I'm quite a grown up and I appreciate the anatomy chat
Anubis169: hey, context is cool, and medical stuff's super interesting :D
gnome_friend: I realize that in LRRchat I may have become Meme-Streamed...
Snowcookies: Heyo
Sarah_Serinde: The real question is do I have time to get it started in the right place on the fabric before the stream starts and it gets harder to concentrate, and the answer is probably not >_>
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
RandomTrivia: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
RandomTrivia turns around
RandomTrivia: AHH
RandomTrivia: Also, that is the single best answer to that command. It's the perfect pun
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RomanGoro: I just started the download of my sister's wedding pictures so who will win the fight for the pipes, a LoadingReadyRun or one thicc boi?
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 2 - Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
DarkMorford: Yes!
RandomTrivia: Nice!
ButButTheJesus: Ad for: Taco Bell
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Perfect!
NotCainNorAbel: unarmeClick
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RandomTrivia: @ButButTheJesus Is it at least a combination ad for Pizza Hut and Taco Bell? :D
Pteraspidomorphi: Who's the DM today? Was it Dale?
RandomTrivia: Kiss
gnome_friend: Now Kiss?
DarkMorford: Also, this song always makes me want to "Um, actually" someone. >_>
chaostreader: Time for more Randel Keith, the Yuanti Assassin.
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia no, they were only at the Taco Bell, not the Pizza Hut
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
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DarkMorford: I had Taco Bell for lunch today. It was... fine.
gnome_friend: Gibb isn't a Muppet
ContingentCat: Gibb is an experience
DarkMorford: Bartleby is a nightmare
LadyAiluros: Gibb is amazing
chaostreader: Pistachio is pedantic
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pistachio is a friend
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! @whatiskiss is taking @UnarmedOracle @goatprince @Kathleen_LRR and @AndrewCownden are playing Candlekeep Mysteries: Mazfroth's Mighty Digressions! 📷 ||
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gnome_friend: !findquote prepare
LRRbot: Quote #832: "I was not prepared for a time jump!" —Paul [2015-10-12]
jessieimproved: gird your loins
domslashryan: Whew, made it just in time
JadedCynic: yep, JIT
gnome_friend: What exactly does one gird their loins with?
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
lirazel64: I'm rrrready!
domslashryan: Wait I wasn't prepared
MAPBoardgames: I had perfect timing! YAY!
vellebastet: Yeeeeeees
chaostreader: @gnome_friend Loin cloth.
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: Hello!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
vellebastet: KISS
Snowcookies: Hello!
ContingentCat: hello r Paul
vellebastet: sykHeart
mtvcdm: Now, Kiss!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2519 patrons for a total of $18,346.35 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
MAPBoardgames: I feel responsible.
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEARTHER
ContingentCat: * lrrHEATHER
Alas_Babylon: *shifty eyes*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
MAPBoardgames: [mod love]
Juliamon: Don't distract Sarah! She has important crafting to do!
Sarah_Serinde: Haha lrrHEART Juliamon
RandomTrivia: Protocol 4847 is in effect
RandomTrivia: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia That implies it's unintentional
vellebastet: I enjoyed Kathleen's addition of cats
Sarah_Serinde: This sounds like not a mistake
JadedCynic: "No, it can't be us; the viewers must be wrong" Kappa
Snowcookies: The rules are guidlines
TheMandrew: it's not a mistake, it's a house rule
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That also means, this will be a good source of material if anyone ever feels to run this themselves
RandomTrivia: It's all deliberate. Entirely deliberate
Sarah_Serinde: Dice Friends intros are so fancy
SurfDownstage: Movie time!
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah the intros are cool
SurfDownstage: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
gnome_friend borrows a candle
Snowcookies: Fancy
Dog_of_Myth: Made it just in time....
ButButTheJesus: is varr niiice
gnome_friend: #BlameJames
RandomTrivia: Another out-of-the-park smash from Featherweight
josh___something: Featherweight's ART IS SO GOOD
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I can't remember if Featherweight did the entire intro, or just the art but either way it's an amazing job
hexy_lexy: hey LRR Fans!!! reminder that i love and value and appreciate each and every one of you!
gnome_friend: Terry is back!
JadedCynic: ah, Terry is back! <3
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Ontology
RandomTrivia: Ontology Jones is a STRONG name
Juliamon: Dad's back!!
el_jose8237: SeemsGood
Arclight_Dynamo: Ontology Jones is a *good* name.
Snowcookies: Jones!
el_jose8237: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I agree
chromionjones: Ah yes, my sibling
hexy_lexy: @chromionjones LUL
ContingentCat: Ontology Jones is a very Kathleen name
Alas_Babylon: Oghma! Sweeeet
vellebastet: Naturally
mowdownjoe: Ontology Jones is SO close to a King Giz ref, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the intent.
RandomTrivia: A sweet nerd Cleric
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh :D
MAPBoardgames: Hey @hexy_lexy I appreciate you and your positivity.
vellebastet: Matt sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: mowdownjoe Well it IS Kathleen's character
hexy_lexy: @MAPBoardgames i appreciate you more! :p
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' Terry
ContingentCat: @mowdownjoe Kathleen make a thinly veiled king gizz reference, nooo never
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Kiss' audio sounds a little cronchy to me. Not sure if it's just on my end.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Come ooooon return of randal
Sarah_Serinde: Last week's session:
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
josh___something: HOLY moly
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: No-one is safe tonight
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I dunno, the books are handled pretty intensly
JadedCynic: Lliira (joy and mirth) not Liera (godess of deception)
Pteraspidomorphi: Dumping your books in a tank full of water would be book abuse
LoadingReadyRun: @DarkMorford how so?
josh___something: what was that about cats?
GoAmpDog2: ghost cat lol
Juliamon: I think it's just the nature of Kiss's setup
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like it's peaking just a bit, but it's not too bad.
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
ContingentCat: katesLol the best Far Side
Sarah_Serinde: General reminder that you can help me out with the highlight reel, chat :)
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
KaleidoscopeMind: The sacred cow tools
JadedCynic: Dammit, Elminster - stop bringing books from other worlds! :D
LibraryWitchKei: Yes Katleen
toenolla: OJones is adorable
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
FerociousPeach: love them Farside refs
jedi_master_zll: Far side could definitely be a showcase from another plane.
Alas_Babylon: He's named them?
JadedCynic: "what he told his family..." that's an interesting phrasing...
Alas_Babylon: Holy moly, the preciousness
corianderd: I thought they all had plant names!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I believe Matt has named all of his 16 children
mowdownjoe: Necromancer, already? Some people have trouble admitting to that. Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Awesome
RandomTrivia: That would not surprise me one bit
JadedCynic: 16? did it go up from 14 when he mentioned at the start?
ContingentCat: ooooo
RandomTrivia: Oh no, is it the Last Question? I hope it's the Last Question
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, that's also very good
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my :D
JadedCynic: oh MY lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Crane, hon
gnome_friend: "Simpler"
toenolla: pff easy
ContingentCat: that's simpler?
KaleidoscopeMind: ~simpler~
mowdownjoe: "Simpler"
LoadingReadyRun: oh was it 14, that's my mistake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: A much simpler question
JadedCynic: *Oghma likes this.*
RandomTrivia: Holy shit that's good
Sarah_Serinde: Well, enjoy your life's work :D
josh___something: Simpler... in a sense
MAPBoardgames: The answer, of course, is 42.
jedi_master_zll: I'm waiting for Cameron's character to turn into the infinity machine from stellaris.
RandomTrivia: HAH
Alas_Babylon: !findquote answer
LRRbot: Quote #5432: "When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying." —Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
InkyGhoast: Oof
Master_Gunner: this is *very* Cameron
josh___something: HOLYMOLY
Dog_of_Myth: That's a story
vellebastet: OMG
JadedCynic: BADUMTISH! :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm all in on Crane's story! I need all of this.
JadedCynic: That is SUCH A GOOD purpose! <3
JadedCynic: I'm in on ALL of them
RandomTrivia: Cameron does box text like nobody else
gnome_friend: Lorehold?
Master_Gunner: Now if only Crane could encounter the daughter of a famous poet, who was trained in mathematics from a young age to ensure she didn't follow in her father's footsteps.
gnome_friend is devoured by a fish
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: <3
DarkMorford: LUL
iris_of_ether: benginLol
toenolla: benginLol
Sarah_Serinde: Oh that took me a moment gabyLul
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
LadyAiluros: yeeeeessssssss
corianderd: yup
gnome_friend: What is this a reference to?
Sarah_Serinde: (I never watched it)
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
DarkMorford: Reading Rainbow 🌈
JadedCynic: Mr. B subconciously felt this, wherever he is, and he feels happy for some mysterious reason :)
Juliamon: There's a few layers to this one
gnome_friend: OH
Qu4resm4: God i love Kiss xD
iris_of_ether: @gnome_friend Reading Rainbow (he also plays Jordi LaForge)
jedi_master_zll: I'm a little disappointed he isn't a war forged.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @jedi_master_zll Jordi!? nah, jordi's an angel
Sarah_Serinde: Where the Wild Things Are!
Sarah_Serinde: I loved that book
JadedCynic: <3
EldarLuin: ha
RandomTrivia: They're Aasimar, that's pretty good for the rainbow part
JadedCynic: classic
EldarLuin: eldarl1Petals eldarl1Petals
domslashryan: !
jedi_master_zll: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Lol, just for the pun though.
hexy_lexy: "loosely based on Chult"? any relation to our Semolo Plateau characters? Kappa
sgowell: Casts Reading Color Spray…
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
josh___something: mimic?
Dog_of_Myth: Codie went evil
JadedCynic: oh MY
DarkMorford: Wasn't the reader wearing a visor? How do they see his eyes change? :p
gnome_friend: !card vociferous codex
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ContingentCat: oh no
Qu4resm4: the book became a rideword!
RandomTrivia: That went well :D
EldarLuin: Hagrid forgot his textbook...
josh___something: codie no, those are friends
RandomTrivia: "Why do we even have that button?"
kusinohki: it's a pop up book of monsters?
DarkMorford: ANDY
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: <3 Andy
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
jessieimproved: i love it already
vellebastet: ANDY
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
corianderd: bless you Andy
ContingentCat: katesLol
mowdownjoe: Oh, Andy!
hexy_lexy: ANDY <3
RandomTrivia: Amazing
gualdhar: I love you Andy
Snowcookies: lol
Despoiler98: MOVE KIDS katesSweat
Alas_Babylon: Performance!
hexy_lexy: MATT
Despoiler98: just straight lying to the children
Snowcookies: pizza exists in candlekeep
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "I'm just a regular sized gnome actually"
gnome_friend: It's a little gnome!
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat HAH
gnome_friend: And now the combat truly begins
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the rush of authority has gone to his head!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Snowcookies: Go Terry
gnome_friend: Pedagogy would be another good Kathleen name
Sarah_Serinde: Good news, chat: the cross stitching has officially begun, and definitely in the right place on this large piece of fabric :P
EldarLuin: Is there a large chair for two more kids to curl up in?
NotCainNorAbel: that is good news
RandomTrivia: *pew pew*
vellebastet: "I'm feeling jacked, friend!"
gnome_friend: Math is for blockers
Alas_Babylon: magic ticonderogas
RandomTrivia: I love it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: @Sarah_Serinde any "errors" are actually deliberate artistic choices
Alas_Babylon: I cast "crossbow"
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I like the way you think, but also if they're in any way visible they'll bother me too much not to fix :D
LoadingReadyRun: "crossbow" is a powerful spell
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: Shooty Wizard casts "Crossbow Bolt", much like Muscle Wizard casts "Fist"
Despoiler98: lol
vellebastet: sykLaugh
floki4242: explaining it makes it funnier
DarkMorford: It's a confused Ditto!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DarkMorford Never have I felt so attacked
LoadingReadyRun: Take a look, it's in a book! It's your DOOM!
gnome_friend: !findquote damage
LRRbot: Quote #4575: "I think taking double damage is super good." —Ian [2017-12-31]
vellebastet: oof
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
DarkMorford: Ow.
RandomTrivia: "only"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: More bolts
gnome_friend: !card forked bolt
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
DarkMorford: Bolt the bird! I mean, book!
Alas_Babylon: "Target acquired."
JadedCynic: "What you're looking for is <HERE> *thunk*"
JadedCynic: Lathander
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Electrodyne: The Morninglord
Alas_Babylon: Holy MOLY.
Despoiler98: DANG
Despoiler98: blackjack
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
vellebastet: HOLY
josh___something: that is some GUIDANCE
Electrodyne: Gond > Lathander :)
vellebastet: unarmeHeart Caaaaam
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Knowledge! The only thing that can kill a book!
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun Yes! This is quite fitting!
JadedCynic: Oh wait, no - it's Waukeen that's gaudy - goddess of wealth
Electrodyne: Waukeen or Tymora?
EldarLuin: Vulcan mind meld?
gnome_friend: Feed my sheep!
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
e_bloc: seymour
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This is like what happens when you kill someone in Assassin's Creed
Snowcookies: lol Paul
josh___something: huh... yikes
floki4242: what does a book eat
JadedCynic: @Electrodyne Tymora is luck and chance - symbol is a simple silver coin
Despoiler98: feed me Semore?
DarkMorford: @floki4242 Word salad?
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
josh___something: XD
RandomTrivia: Kathleen is on FIRE
Despoiler98: daaaaang
LoadingReadyRun: 3rd 20 for Kathleen
JadedCynic: Lliira is in a GOOD mood tonight <3
vellebastet: Kathleeeen lrrDARK
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lrrDARK
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
JadedCynic: "I'll allow it"
floki4242: so much god damage
JadedCynic: there ya go pallys do smite <3
Alas_Babylon: 4d8!
niccus: the weapon or the book
JadedCynic: "The power of [Joy-Knowledge] compels you!"
DarkMorford: Ah, the ol' 1 HP maneuver
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Victory! lrrHORN
Despoiler98: Violence brings Kathleen joy :D
JadedCynic: lrrAWESOME
gnome_friend: !findquote joy
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
kusinohki: good old fashion book burning in a library
EldarLuin: Waffles?
Alas_Babylon: Or worse, expelled
Sarah_Serinde: Uh :D
RandomTrivia: Oh that is unsettling and amazing
vellebastet: UM
vellebastet: KISS
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Despoiler98: OH MY GOD
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
corianderd: omg
JadedCynic: Oh YES!
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing but also no thank you
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh
CyndaneTierney: Beautiful.
gnome_friend: And Pearl, and STEVEN!
RandomTrivia: I LOVE THEM
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Featherweight
vellebastet: OMG
Snowcookies: omg
jessieimproved: wowsers
ContingentCat: UM
Fruan: This is wrong on several levels.
josh___something: pearl is A FRIEND
gnome_friend: !card stitcher's apprentice
LRRbot: Stitcher's Apprentice [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [1/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Homunculus creature token, then sacrifice a creature.
corianderd: technically
JadedCynic: of COURSE!
CapitalisToast: not enough beej
e_bloc: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Fruan: It's TAXADERMY?! NO. no no no.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Matt! Why!
JadedCynic: it's not....well...we first learn FUNCTION over form; aesthetics comes with later levels :D
josh___something: MATT WHYYYY
Sarah_Serinde: Matt why
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Featherweight has made a true nightmare
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we may have finally found a not good doggo
e_bloc: THAT would be creepy?
Despoiler98: THANKS I HATE IT katesSweat katesSweat katesSweat katesSweat
gnome_friend: "Because that would be creepy"
JadedCynic: "....because that would be creepy"
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jessieimproved: so they're just uncanny valley human hands you're saying
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
RandomTrivia: Matt has *also* made a true nightmare
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun No bad dogs, only bad owners :P
Luminaire_p: Human hands dog or human face cat?
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun jury's still out
Juliamon: It's not technically a dog, so it can be bad
vellebastet: I LOVE this
vellebastet: Matt lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh___something: Is this considered a dog
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Also a good take :D
Despoiler98: lol
RandomTrivia: It's so derpy benginLove
Juliamon: A dog skin does not a dog make
MAPBoardgames: Necromantic taxidermy.
corianderd: what does this thing smell like?
Sarah_Serinde: Cori why
FerociousPeach: thank you, Matt, for this horrifying thing you've brought into this world
RandomTrivia: Definitely don't want to know that, thanks Cori
ContingentCat: @corianderd bad
JadedCynic: Outward form rarely controls inner spirit and motive/ethics/mores
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
vellebastet: ysbrydPunjail
josh___something: I do not want to know what smell that creature is tied to
Despoiler98: @corianderd it smells like wrong, thats what its smells like, wrongness
ContingentCat: Corgo100 thank y'all
JadedCynic: okay, so now we know what's the next mutations for the Pug breed in our future....still derpy, feels a little 'wrong' but, likely STILL has a good heart <3
corianderd: lrrCORI_SG
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: HAH
Alas_Babylon: got 'em
ContingentCat: katesLol sergePride
JadedCynic: @corianderd it doesn't - congenital nasal congestion
JadedCynic: Kappa
corianderd: @JadedCynic I like to imagine that I can smell things!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You were going to read that to children?
RandomTrivia: I feel both seen and attacked there :D
corianderd: I gots the Ch0nic
MAPBoardgames: Baulder's Gate is the closest city.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Pearl = living mechanical creature disguised as a dog = Gir
josh___something: pearl reminds me of that dog in the mitchells vs the machines
JadedCynic: oh wait, sorry - I misread - IT smells like...well, that would depend on how much hygiene Minty keeps in mind - washed regularly, it'd probably just smell faintly of soap
MAPBoardgames: Anymore?
Sarah_Serinde: Anymore...
josh___something: anyMORE?
ContingentCat: anymore?
floki4242: @loadingreadyrun why would you say that
vellebastet: And people keep coming??
Sibwow: KappaRoss
josh___something: EXCUSE ME?
sadryanbutler: robert ross? you mean bob ross? hahahaha
Alas_Babylon: Bobert Rosselheimer
JadedCynic: CoolStoryBob
ContingentCat: Not a happy accident
DarkMorford: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Who keeps inviting eldritch horrors to our picnics!?
NimrodXIV: oh my god
corianderd: yellow card!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
A_Dub888: !findquote pizza
LRRbot: Quote #5819: "You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop." —Jacob [2019-02-12]
Snowcookies: lol
JadedCynic: Hack Jorkenheimer, astrologist is next?
corianderd: ooooh... Pearl probably smells like the Chuck E Cheese band
josh___something: Randall keith, the best adjutant in the business... or smth like that Kappa
Snowcookies: ooh
chaostreader: Randall Keith, Yuan-ti assassin
josh___something: a chuck e cheese band... like death then. death and children's tears then
HundreydAundre: I must conquer this book to be my recurring spirit animal!!
Sarah_Serinde: Nice, Cameron
PMAvers: "Big mood, since I can really identify with that right now."
corianderd: @josh___something cheese pizza and sweat
RandomTrivia: Holy shit Cameron
josh___something: ba dum tss
JadedCynic: Yeah, Oghma with all the profundity
ContingentCat: maybe pizza?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Books generally eat time.
LRRbot: New quote #7614: "Books generally eat time." —Cameron [2021-05-24]
vellebastet: Sarah, YESSS
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
josh___something: @corianderd same diff?
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
JadedCynic: but it wanted going from the abstract to manifest?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic
JadedCynic: <3
JadedCynic: naw
floki4242: I'm glad thay did the things
chaostreader: Randall Keith, out of nowhere!
JadedCynic: he'd keep smiling, but yeah, beads of sweat on his temples...
Kramburger: Butr snakes don't sweat... this is SERIOUS
ContingentCat: oh no Bad News
JadedCynic: ^^^^
corianderd: just the worst nudes
Xed_Regulus: I'm glad he's become a reoccuring NPC
Sarah_Serinde: So rude
ContingentCat: lrrAWW
hold_no_carter: lrrSPOT_BT
Sarah_Serinde: Such a pity there's no one like that here
xVeinFirex: anyone else hear bad nudes?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
Snowcookies: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kramburger: There are no bad nudes
HundreydAundre: XD
Sibwow: the adjouting!
ContingentCat: katesLol
josh___something: LUL LUL LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Sorry Crane
JadedCynic: the best adjutant
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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HundreydAundre: think of the children, boss!!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no :D
Getter404: Always be hustling
josh___something: Pearl is a good dog
josh___something: dog(?)
JadedCynic: FOUR thumbs up! (Crane, Minty, Ontology extra paw-hand out of minty's robe
floki4242: @josh___something dog like things
JadedCynic: Pearl means WELL <3
corianderd: cold to the touch
ContingentCat: @josh___something dog adjecent
josh___something: I'm unsettled but impressed
JadedCynic: @josh___something something that wants to look like a dog...and didn't quite succeed
A_Dub888: Has Randal tried to cut anything?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Crane :D
JadedCynic: Hydration check?
Snowcookies: wow Crane
ContingentCat: katesLol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh Crane, I want to give you all the hugs
Despoiler98: katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm
JadedCynic: oh Randall...
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
JadedCynic: they're....only Terry is an employee....they're clients...I...oh nevermind
HundreydAundre: Someone please go if able, "...But I don't even work here."
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Getter404: One of you may or may not be missing a couple fingers
gnome_friend: !card think twice
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Cinematic!
Alas_Babylon: ("Five Magics" by Megadeth plays in the background)
JadedCynic: well, Baldur's Gate is a BIT of a ride from's like just over the horizon
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: Terry Fizzlewit, the best Librarian-investigator!
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Crane :D
JadedCynic: I mean, you do a FAVOUR for Candlekeep, think what ACCESS they would grant upon one who helps them in their time of need?
JadedCynic: Crane can take hope
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: LUL
djalternative: octuple jinx
JadedCynic: No U!
JadedCynic: Stop mimicking me!
RandomTrivia: sergePun
JadedCynic: kinda like a monk rather than a priest
couldntpickausername: !live
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:54.
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:30:21. lrrSPOT
couldntpickausername: ah, this week it was 8
LoadingReadyRun: I fell like "mimicking" has a different connotation in the D&D world :)
couldntpickausername: see yall in the vod
gnome_friend: @couldntpickausername see you in the void
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun or has *additional*, more worrisome connotations...
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djalternative: "I will mimick you" = "I will consume you whole like a boa"
JadedCynic: Sir? Please rein your oxen and stop with the horn, the road is busy and we must be patient!
ContingentCat: is this why some libraries don't take random donations?
LoadingReadyRun: "mimicking" someone is the hilarious practice of copying someone's mannerisms and then eating them
JadedCynic: sounds like they're all stuck in traffic on a cart, just outside of Candlekeep
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
JadedCynic: KISS <3 100%
RandomTrivia: Oh that's absolutely brilliant
floki4242: @contingentcat just takes on Necronomicon
floki4242: one
gnome_friend: Aww
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ContingentCat: aww
floki4242: sre they being targeted?
floki4242: are
JadedCynic: tethymar?
Sarah_Serinde: I love her :D
DarkMorford: Mmm, Werther's
JadedCynic: tethyr is a nation well south of the Sword Coast..
RandomTrivia: Monoxa is wonderful
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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gnome_friend: lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART
RuiFaleiro: unarmeHeart
JadedCynic: <3 Monoxa is the best clerk oudtada Bronx!
djalternative: Chat loves you too, Kiss
Sarah_Serinde: Gonna put this here again :)
LoadingReadyRun: We need to add "Will this book eat people [Y/N]" to the Book donation intake form
gnome_friend: !findquote book
LRRbot: Quote #5609: "Sometimes the books are actually evil." —Kathleen [2018-12-17]
gnome_friend: Indeed past Kathleen
hold_no_carter: appropriate
djalternative: yeah. we don't need to reject those books outright. some people might be into being nibbled on by their book
gnome_friend: But if they're a hazard for everyone else too
gnome_friend: Then I feel like they shouldn't be publicly accessible
ContingentCat: yeah just need a warning label
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun "Has this book been used to trap an entity or is being possessed by one?"
ContingentCat: maybe keep them somewhere seperate
djalternative: you just put them in a section in the library called the nibble zone
Sarah_Serinde: It's important to get consent from someone before nibbling them
lirazel64: So, the moral of the story is, don't just shelve donations into your library -- check to see if anything unpleasant is stuck to the pages.
gnome_friend: What a weird shelf
hold_no_carter: Content Warning: Teeth
JadedCynic: "BREAKING NEWS: New Candlekeep Restrictions on Admission Donations"
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: it occationally confuses people looking for cookbooks but *shrug*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
djalternative: I can see getting nibbled by the book being framed by some kind of spa treatment
gnome_friend: Teeth Warning: #Content
ContingentCat: like the fish thing yeah
JadedCynic: @djalternative different remote gettaway than Candlekeep tho :)
djalternative: yeah. like the fish thing
gnome_friend: He did mention being devoured by a fish earlier
gnome_friend: I forget why
djalternative: enjoy a book and get your dead skin eaten off at the same time. only $59.99
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wasn't the fish mentioned as part of the sea world gag?
gnome_friend: Mic 5?
ContingentCat: there we go!
gnome_friend: Or its opposite
Snowcookies: rude books
djalternative: "the fish thing" is referring to a real world spa treatment where flesh eating fish nibble off the dead skin on your feet
gnome_friend: COOL TECHNOLOGY
ElementalAlchemist: "We're gonna Oregon Trail that." Oh no! The whole party died of dysentery!
JadedCynic: wait - we MAKE IT there? I thought you said 'we Oregon Trail that'? :D
AnderKryst: ShowLove500
RandomTrivia: Crush the dyssenters! lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: So like Vegas then....
gnome_friend: How far is Baldur's Gate from the city Dragon's Orders was set in?
floki4242: @dog_of_myth I can see it
gnome_friend: Waterdeep
DarkMorford: "Would you like dinner? A bath? Or... would you like me?" :p
JadedCynic: If Waterdeep is New York City, Baldur's Gate would be more like Boston or maybe Seattle (cooler climate)
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: "That's right, it goes in the circle hole!"
JadedCynic: lrrAWW
LoadingReadyRun: @gnome_friend I went to search the answer and "distance between waterdeep baldur's gate" was the first Google autocomplete suggestion
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: putting a pin in a whiteboard? wow strong move
LoadingReadyRun: 750 miles
JadedCynic: I like to think they HELPED the gelatinous cube, and made friends
corianderd: I've been holding off making a Thing ref this whole time!
floki4242: @contingentcat DC 15 at least
JadedCynic: Candlekeep is like 4/5 the way between Waterdeep and BG iirc - more like a few hours ride 100-150mile
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Terry
BusTed: Sometimes Nathaniel looks at an angle such that they get a perfect anime reflection off their glasses, and it's great.
JadedCynic: and then Neverwinter is like San Francisco :)
josh___something: GJ terry
JadedCynic: Terry, best investigator
djalternative: you mean, SF is like Neverwinter
corianderd: classic
JadedCynic: @djalternative yeah, that too
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: Baldur's Gate would be like that
Alas_Babylon: It's mathematically god's perfect creature
BusTed: Have we encountered a face cat yet?
djalternative: because we all know the forgotten realms existed and did so before we did
gnome_friend: Is Pearl Gritty?
JadedCynic: "We used advanced mathematics to aid our auguries, but our calculations seem to be off in a way, we can't figure it out"
RandomTrivia: *picture flipping sounds*
gnome_friend: Time to re-shevel them
JadedCynic: @djalternative oh yes, Aber-Toril is at last as geologically old as Terra...according to Ed & 'Uncle El'
djalternative: I always like sheveling people
djalternative: "not quite whiskey neat" is a great turn of phrase
gnome_friend: Intellectual gasses
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
JadedCynic: oHO
MAPBoardgames: Books usually just devour my time.
djalternative: eh. the book can have 1, maybe 2 fingers
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
Snowcookies: ong
corianderd: wooooow
djalternative: I wonder what would happen if you tickle one of these nibble books?
JadedCynic: are they complimentary?
djalternative: no. Onthology paid for the HOT NUTS
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: MOOD
BusTed: 🤔
Snowcookies: Such good acting
JadedCynic: roasted nuts.....*drool*
JadedCynic: <3
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
floki4242: drunk whisper
JadedCynic: this. this is the entertaining content I crave
BusTed: SquiggleVision
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Alas_Babylon: Ed Edd n Mordenkainen
JadedCynic: uhhhhhh
vellebastet: It really is under appreciated!!
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vellebastet: lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon El and Mordy
RandomTrivia: "Why do people keep saying that?"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
floki4242: @randomtrivia it's one person
Snowcookies: woh dude
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
djalternative: nah. flasks def belong in books
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djalternative: just don't destroy a good book for it
vellebastet: nice!
Snowcookies: "listen"
JadedCynic: every kitten wins
RandomTrivia: @floki4242 At least 2 people have now said "I never thought kids could be eaten!"
Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic :D
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: Lliira's Cat Cafe. Pet the kittens. They're all good boys. And good girls. They're just good.
djalternative: booze and weapons are great things to have in your books
ContingentCat: wow I want to go to a nonjudgemental kitten show
corianderd: Tautology Jones in the back like "Every kitten is a kitten!"
ImmortalLen: Did they take the pin he ripped off?
djalternative: @Alas_Babylon They're all Kit11 out of Kit10
LoadingReadyRun: "Hey Kid...You wanna see a Kitten Show?"
Alas_Babylon: Oooooh, good one
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun Yes!
RandomTrivia: LUL
jubale1: How goes Rice Fiends tosay?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
djalternative: though your own cat will always be on like Kit13
djalternative: @jubale1 well steamed
Snowcookies: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
djalternative: it's from Chicago
djalternative: it's always "All That Jazz" it's never All That Jazz
djalternative: never not
Dog_of_Myth: Don't Drink and Sort
corianderd: @djalternative it's Razzle Dazzle
Sarah_Serinde: Crane gabyLul
JadedCynic: surely chaos wizards would be averse to things like libraries, with their order and system...but maybe they see this as a challenge?
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
RandomTrivia: HAH
Snowcookies: Creating jobs
Sarah_Serinde: Librarians have enough work already, they don't need someone to make them more :P
JadedCynic: yeah, sounds like an easy-going divine patron
LoadingReadyRun: a place that *starts* orderly has a lot more potential for chaos. Like a wheel at the top of a hill has a lot of potential energy
gnome_friend draws two cards then discards three cards
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: yeah. all you need to do is take a book, walk to the next shelf over, and put it there. Then repeat for like a good 10 minutes and you've made some incidious chaos
JadedCynic: room temp
Alas_Babylon: 20
e_bloc: 20ish
JadedCynic: 21
ElementalAlchemist: 20-21
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds lovely
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: yeah 21 is nice
Snowcookies: Google wizards
LordZarano: 294.26 Kelvin
JadedCynic: yeahhhhhh, some clouds but mix of sunshine and shade...
ContingentCat: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: nahhh, it was PERFECT <3
Sarah_Serinde: Of course he does
Sarah_Serinde: Minty why
JadedCynic: *sigh* :|
RandomTrivia: Oh Pearl...
JadedCynic: oh well
JadedCynic: no one notices
JadedCynic: until a day or two later when they empty their purse or belt pouch and find the card..."huh?"
ContingentCat: oh no
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Sarah_Serinde: Matt
RandomTrivia: Oh no he asked the question
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
JadedCynic: like a massage
josh___something: EUGH
ContingentCat: you don't want a dry hommunculous?
vellebastet: AAAAHHHH
RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN WHY
djalternative: Pearl smells lubricated
GDwarf: Tanning also uses poop, unfortunately
JadedCynic: well tanning (as in creating leather) yes...
ContingentCat: oh I bet she's a joy
Snowcookies: wow
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
djalternative: yall don't even want to know how black powder is made then
JadedCynic: they use a midden - their 'bathroom' empties into that and the waste....concentrates into the useful chemicals for tannery
JadedCynic: @djalternative it's just batshit Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
Twilight_Spark: Ah, retirees, invested in the establishment for their pensions.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SquareDotCube: Seer of the Far Side.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
GDwarf: Heh
MAPBoardgames: The loneliest goblin.
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
gnome_friend: !findquote vibe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RandomTrivia: LUL
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ContingentCat: Mmm the smell of old books lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
gnome_friend: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #1480: "I screwed up!" —Adam [2016-01-09]
RandomTrivia: *bork bork bork*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: ♫How Bazaar, how bazaar♫
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a good choice for Crane's mental health
corianderd: Yeah a dog with human hands is fine. It's not like it's a cat.
JadedCynic: Oghma understands some details need not be investigated in full
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Matt
JadedCynic: not necessarily a SUCCESSFUL vet...
JadedCynic: need more practice
JadedCynic: *shudders*
LoadingReadyRun: Hobbyist Vet
Sarah_Serinde: Boss is here
JadedCynic: floorwalkers are on duty?
JadedCynic: or the floorwalker has returned from a break?
JadedCynic: If I were DM'ing that would get +2 (or more) to investigation or persuasion checks - nicely done
Sarah_Serinde: Matt.
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP lrrMATT
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zed_alpha: Ooh, first time I've subbed for Dice Friends!
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JadedCynic: !next
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ContingentCat: awww
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
gnome_friend: unless...
JadedCynic: oh YEAH <3
Lysander_Gustav: hello folks!
gnome_friend: lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Hah Cameron excellent :D
gnome_friend: Flash back or forward?
JadedCynic screams internally
josh___something: O.O
JadedCynic: lrrFINE
corianderd: the iron armature resonates a little with the boof
gnome_friend: Wait what
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
gnome_friend: Oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
Sarah_Serinde: We didn't see anything
josh___something: Smooth
3 raiders from littlepuppyjace have joined!
gnome_friend: Welcome raiders!
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
LoadingReadyRun: hello friends from littlepuppyjace!
casket_huffer666: hello!
gnome_friend: TEETH
Fruan: TEETH
Sarah_Serinde: Some good faces in reaction to that :D
gog8rs: yay! DnD!
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like the main entrance is probably trapped
Sarah_Serinde: That's the spirit, Ontology :D
gnome_friend: lrrCORI
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen speaking from experience
corianderd: slipping on a banana *is* hard
gnome_friend: @corianderd What about slipping on a Beej?
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd Well yeah, they'd have to catch you first :P
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wanting to do a shot like that has come up quite a few times in LRR history
corianderd: the thing Matt just said has never happened in a LRR skit
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Always compare everything to Spider-Man.
RomanGoro: I wonder if pre-cavendish bananas were more slippery
gnome_friend: I wonder why non-cavendish varietiies still aren't being grown in larger quantities
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Great stream, thanks everyone :D
gnome_friend: !findquote vampire
LRRbot: Quote #7096: "Do vampires like cheese?" —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
ElementalAlchemist: Good night, everybody!
ElementalAlchemist: :P
ContingentCat: we all scream, for ice cream
gnome_friend: No ice cream in the icebox either
ContingentCat: lrrAww
ContingentCat: * lrrAWW
RandomTrivia: BIGGER than before
Sarah_Serinde: Bigger than before
sivakrytos: @gnome_friend the previous most popular variety got basically wiped out by disease or something i thought
ElementalAlchemist: that sounds like me
ElementalAlchemist: "Would you like to roll some initiative?" "No, please"
gnome_friend: @sivakrytos it did but there are lots of other varieties grown locally in villages in Asia and Africa
lyropithic: I mean, very reasonable reaction
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kiss and Cameron) [now] 'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'
LRRbot: New quote #7615: "'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'" —Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
ElementalAlchemist: like, I've said that before (not quite in that way)
RandomTrivia: uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: oh no, they did roll of initiative
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
gnome_friend: TEETH
ButButTheJesus: k i have to bed, bye folks, take care <3
kdefinition: were moles
ContingentCat: @ButButTheJesus g'ngith
Lysander_Gustav: possums?
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi
Juliamon: yup, possums
ContingentCat: oh possums!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ButButTheJesus: g'ngith f'taghn
Lysander_Gustav: There possums
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Right there! lrrBEEJ
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: thank you @Lysander_Gustav
Sarah_Serinde: "yet"
vellebastet: Love that!
Snowcookies: a book
AranMathai: I have so, so many questions about how a were-marsupial would work >_>
Snowcookies: love it
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Terry :D
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: awwwww
gnome_friend: I love these werepossums
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gnome_friend: Possums love her!
Sibwow: possums love me fish fear me women ignore me
vellebastet: lrrDARK
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vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Possums love me! | delightely
LRRbot: New quote #7616: "Possums love me!" —Kathleen, delightely [2021-05-24]
ContingentCat: she reminds them of the lady who does weird possum massage stufff
RomanGoro: twitch pls?
gnome_friend: Opossums aren't aware of when they appear dead- it just happens when they're stressed enough
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro Twitch seems fine to me
RomanGoro: Thanks, Sarah_Serinde, problem on my side I guess
ContingentCat: @gnome_friend aww that's even sadder
gnome_friend: How sweet
vellebastet: With their lil' grabbers
gnome_friend: Then a few hours later they wake up and continue trundling along
Sarah_Serinde: "We don't like/trust this group of people so clearly they're the most likely culprits for this theft"
Snowcookies: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote piss
LRRbot: Quote #577: "I AM PISS!" —Beej [2015-08-10]
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
gnome_friend: !card khenra scrapper
LRRbot: Khenra Scrapper [2R] | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/3] | Menace / You may exert Khenra Scrapper as it attacks. When you do, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
vellebastet: Huh
gnome_friend: Know Your Werebeast
gnome_friend: Werebooks?
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
LoadingReadyRun: You get a paper cut, and turn into a werebook
vellebastet: haaa
Sibwow: werebooks have a weakness to pictures of silver
ContingentCat: wow so much flashing back this episode will need an epilepsy warning lrrBEEJ
RomanGoro: Whiplash warning at least
e_bloc: a-were-with
Sarah_Serinde: It's a good way to try and fit everything into a one-shot though
Snowcookies: Holy comics
Snowcookies: lol
LoadingReadyRun: Somehow this is turning into Dangerous Minds
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Good work kid
ContingentCat: awww katesLol
JadedCynic: <3
vellebastet: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
vellebastet: So kind
MostCallMe__Tim: gold is like 3 months wages
djalternative: wow. that's one expensive potato
LoadingReadyRun: The fate of RPG NPCs is to have random adventurers break into your house every few weeks
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - This is great.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ElementalAlchemist: Forced happiness
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrCAMERON
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PMAvers: Ah, so Kathleen is basically Friend Computer.
ContingentCat: katesLol
RomanGoro: Sometimes you have to shove happiness up someones derriere
vellebastet: sykLaugh
ElementalAlchemist: I love Friend Computer
PMAvers: Have you considered happiness drugs, Citizen?
HundreydAundre: YEET them with Glee
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Terry :D
Despoiler98: DAAAAAAANG Andy
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: *rabble-rabble* \o\o\o\o
vellebastet: Just delightful
ContingentCat: wow
RomanGoro: Terry probably projects their voice very well, because nobody realizes they're below them
LoadingReadyRun: The Hunger Book? Hunger Games?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
FerociousPeach: lol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Snowcookies: nice going
ContingentCat: whoopsies
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: *ding-ding-ding*
HundreydAundre: What? The Hungrr Books are "counterfeits"?
JadedCynic: oh, what does Oghma feel about this...
Snowcookies: lmao
LoadingReadyRun: AHHH! Tentacle paper!
Snowcookies: revenge huh
JadedCynic: manifesting ill mood into material objects?!?
LoadingReadyRun: Keep saying "What is That?" until you get a good answer
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
josh___something: What do you mean the GOOD ONES!?!
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: they are the *originals*, not these 'constructed copies'
DeM0nFiRe: LoadingReadyRun It works for 2 year olds should work for adventuring parties
Sarah_Serinde: Minty
Despoiler98: oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: Why
HundreydAundre: Such sick humour
Despoiler98: uh oh invisible lover
JadedCynic: X - Doubt
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Sarah_Serinde: So if she breaks up...
JadedCynic: Sasha...
Dog_of_Myth: The twist
vellebastet: oh my
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
JadedCynic: nice to notice the 'terms' of that promise @Sarah_Serinde
ContingentCat: awwww
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
KeytarCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:06:15.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: welp
Snowcookies: wow
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: OMG
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm fucking tenure
KeytarCat: yup, forgot it was Monday!
Sarah_Serinde: Matt
JadedCynic: oh NO
Sarah_Serinde: MATT.
JadedCynic: Matt pls NO
josh___something: MAATT
HundreydAundre: jlrrFacepalm NotLikeThis ScaredyCat
Snowcookies: Matt why
vellebastet: MATT
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, me neither, but still :D
ContingentCat: noooo poor books
PMAvers: And here we thought Ian or Cori were the most chaotic.
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
JadedCynic: Munch's_Scream.gif
DeM0nFiRe: Magic!
josh___something: LUL
JadedCynic: "that went better in my head"
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Crane
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: Ohhhh!
vellebastet: Poor Crane
ContingentCat: katesLol so relatable
josh___something: Crushing despair, then
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: *Admrialty* Logarithms
Despoiler98: Im a genius OH NO
josh___something: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Snowcookies: Cool
Sarah_Serinde: I bet he has
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
gnome_friend: Get a villager who sells mending books
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Kiss no :D
HundreydAundre: Rating it at about FIVE jlrrFacepalm & venue grade around 3 NotLikeThis
josh___something: hopefully not literally
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh Kiss
JadedCynic: @gnome_friend or Books of Mending?
Juliamon: That's an !advice
JadedCynic: <3
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Perfect
gnome_friend: @Juliamon what's the !advice?
HundreydAundre: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
JadedCynic: 80%
ContingentCat: "when life closes a dog sometimes it opens an opossum"
gnome_friend: oh
JadedCynic: wait, are we certain, that was JUST three books that the vendor...'created'?
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
HundreydAundre: Gimmie the MOX! I need to startup on some rando canlander deck!
Sarah_Serinde: Gosh I wonder how that opened up
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
Despoiler98: the BURN'
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: O_o
coachNelly: clap clap clap clap
Snowcookies: whelp
JadedCynic: clap!
vellebastet: OH NO
josh___something: XD
FerociousPeach: brilliant!
JadedCynic: applause.wav
vellebastet: 👏👏👏
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: omg so good!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Snowcookies: Thanks Mathaniel
Snowcookies: Nathaniel
ContingentCat: thankyou Kiss and everyone
Sarah_Serinde: Kiss that was fantastic, thanks for running this for us
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for a great stream! You all are so fun!
corpocracy: Thank you Kiss!
JadedCynic: Kiss, that was wonderful - the 'cut-scenes' were fantastic
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Snowcookies: lmao
JadedCynic: Yeahhhhhhh
Sarah_Serinde: Last week's episode:
ContingentCat: katesLol oh good
Dog_of_Myth: "Dog"
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Snowcookies: Yay Mining
JadedCynic: And I'm sure Pearl will get.....improvements in the future
vellebastet: It was lovely!
DeM0nFiRe: 🐱
ElementalAlchemist: goodbye Cam's video
Sarah_Serinde: Look, there were priorities
gnome_friend: KITTY!
vellebastet: Thank you all! Wonderful job, Kiss!!
gualdhar: oh no Cam
JadedCynic: Cheevo attained! \o/
Brozard: OH NO CAM
vellebastet: merow
AranMathai: Goodness.
ContingentCat: it was all worth it the cat ears are very good
Sarah_Serinde: You know, I feel Cameron would appreciate how that froze
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Brozard: Cam just got bit crushed
josh___something: RE6: it keeps going
atlr: enjoyed
JadedCynic: the Hiss has attacked cam's stream?
Snowcookies: mosh pitted
Sarah_Serinde: Seems fine
Juliamon: He did!
CaptainSpam: He made it to Krondor!
ContingentCat: he got better
ElementalAlchemist: Cameron is known to still be alive, not having been lost to the video monster
CaptainSpam: And now he's going elsewhere.
Sethalidos: he already got there
Snowcookies: probably friendship
KeytarCat: he made it! and betrayal was had!
JadedCynic: NEWS: Already been to Krondor and moving on
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha Paul
Snowcookies: Nice emote paul
Nigouki: oh no
JadedCynic: the Betrayal was a litt-oh, Pearl...
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Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic emote choice
Sarah_Serinde: Also horrible
HundreydAundre: Wait, got there?
vellebastet: IT'S PEARL
JadedCynic: hi Floofynewf - fellow Rock inhabitant here o/
vellebastet: PAUL lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet
JadedCynic: @HundreydAundre oh yeah. We're finally out of Ch I (if forget chap 3 now? )
toenolla: Yay Kiss!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: oo And More a favourite channel
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHAH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kiss) [now] It's live, that means it's legal!
LRRbot: New quote #7617: "It's live, that means it's legal!" —Kiss [2021-05-24]
gnome_friend: !findquote kiss
LRRbot: Quote #5545: "That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body." —Adam [2018-11-24]
gnome_friend: !quote kiss
LRRbot: Quote #7615: "'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'" —Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you!
ContingentCat: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
JadedCynic: "Vaccines are gateway drugs to Concerts and Plays and Musicals" <3
vellebastet: Thank you!! lrrHEART
JadedCynic: thanks guys! o/
vellebastet: unarmeHeart ysbrydMod
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
serramarkov: G'night, this was delightful!
vellebastet: byeee
ContingentCat: lrrHEART thanks all
FerociousPeach: thanks everyone! that was delightful!
JadedCynic: *satisfied sigh*
Snowcookies: night everyone
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are playing Modded Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:41 from now).
Snowcookies: Need to see if my computer has dust after this. It keeps whirling
JadedCynic: just saw an EVIL tweet: "I'm just here to pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I'm all out of faith"
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
Snowcookies: wow
Sarah_Serinde: Paul
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Snowcookies: Paul
Juliamon: Paul...
JadedCynic: PEARL! Pearl....
itomeshi: I.... uh...
RomanGoro: Paul why
itomeshi: It's looking at me.
DeM0nFiRe: lul
Snowcookies: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TeaSquirrel: paul no
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH :D
Snowcookies: Night Paul
JadedCynic resignedly pets Pearl...then cleans hand
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: Silent (and unsettling) secret message this time LUL
LordZarano: lrrHEART lrrSPOT lrrHEART
JadedCynic: To be blunt? I'm not even REALLY that upset; I mean, it seems Pearl's TRYING to be a good dog. She can't help her origins or her construction. vOv