JonnyGlitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
JonnyGlitch: I've invited some friends to watch the show today! lrrSPOOP_BT lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_FC
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Lets NOPE: | Ben and Adam are playing the best Resident Evil game not directed by Hideo Kojima. | So get in here, spark joy and smell what Dwayne Johnson is cooking. | ||
DrWreckage: Neither the tweet or the title actually tell me which RE this is
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GhostValv: pog
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Bengineering: seabatTROG benginUroPog
theleerm: pog dude
josh___something: PogChamp
Boon_33: lrrAWESOME
wickaboxet: lrrSPOOP lrrAWESOME
theleerm: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
theleerm: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
wolvsbane: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrAWESOME_HF
theleerm: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Manae: Let's Nope is always a good time to resub
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neisan2112: Currently making a chicken quesidilla ready for som "spoops"!!
Naesiir: benginRemy benginHeart benginRemy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Only the finest residents here
LightingExpert13: are they evil or good?
wickaboxet: What is evil and what is good? @lightingexpert13
UnusuallyLargeMoth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
wolvsbane: Wow I just about blew out my ears, lol
mochabeanie: spooooops
SnackPak_: wow
circusofkirkus: lrrSPOOP
unicornly: oh, i forgot this was in another tab!
mochabeanie: jeez
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: You already did that one a few weeks ago Adam LUL
neisan2112: Wow, again
Ba_Dum_Tish: From my perspective the residents are good
wargodmogis: Finish the line Adam
RandomTrivia: And good day to you too, Adam LUL
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CompletelyUnsure: Shit Im in an apartmetn
LarkSachrosis: Still can't do it
fastlane250: woooow
GhostValv: benginCry
Invitare: I didn't know this game was produced by Hideo Kojima
empyreon: PrideSaba PrideSaba PrideSaba
Fried_Twinkie: Oh, it's gonna be one of those streams?
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Naesiir: because Adam is too much of a sweatheart
JonnyGlitch: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
Eille_k: i'm a smart mother hecker, thank you
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mochabeanie: we believe in you adam!
Mysticman89: yeah but you deserve it
Tangsm: Twitch chat is pure love and support.
Dog_of_Myth: But we love you Adam
YawnLance: I have never made fun of either of you in my entire life :)
Mister_BlueSky: And you make fun of all of us all the time too, it's a weird relationship.
Rhynerd: Hello!
mochabeanie: you''ll get it soon!!
EvilBadman: We're only here to lift Ben up like a BIG LADY
JonnyGlitch: Adam when have I ever made fun of you?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Ben has Never Seen Twitch Chat, confirmed Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: This isn't gonna be on ESPN?
shurtal: Vine
GhostValv: tiktok?
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LightingExpert13: Ba-dum-tish said they were the finest residents. Hence the question on good or evil.
Boon_33: lrrADAM lrrSPOOP lrrBEN
JonnyGlitch: Wow that's such a nice shirt Adam! Where did you get it?
Bearudite: Grindr Video
YeetTheRich_: The baboons feel insulted
JonnyGlitch: Gray really suits you
EvilBadman: Periscope!
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RayFK: Heh heh heh, Jacket. I get it.
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Xeveriaxitus: I was looking forward to this....its 2 AM here and I need you to help me over a f'ed up test at uni.
Robot_Bones: Check out Loading Ready Walk on Daily Motion
mochabeanie: i'd watch it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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RandomTrivia: !store
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JonnyGlitch: nice
NotCainNorAbel: lol
GhostValv: okay messaging Graham
RandomTrivia: You're welcome Beej
wickaboxet: All of Let’s Nope in a series of TikToks
JonnyGlitch: well done as always Adam
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Somewhere Beej is screaming
SnackPak_: Beej is so upset right now lrrBEEJ
Mister_BlueSky: Today?
couldntpickausername: hey, all parts of my body are smart, not just my ass
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
InquisitorGaia: im a smart ass
floki4242: I actually own two swords
Kramburger: yeah I got a question, what the hell man?
floki4242: a wakizashi and a sword cane
Spacepup: Is ben's sound board broken?
Makrosian_Tae: No Mr Savidan, please! I'm just a level 1 Twitch chat!
sydnius: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: OH NO
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
thegreatwyrdling: Adam explain anime to. e
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: So, time to finish Piers of War?
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YawnLance: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wolvsbane: FBtouchdown
quillilian: the evil has been defeated!
RandomTrivia: Not the GoXLR!
iridium_alchemist: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Bearudite: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Ben's power has been lost!
fastlane250: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitch: LUL
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
x0den: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
ArdCollider: FootGoal
Stormthius: Man this stream is officially ruined :(
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lyropithic: Oh no! FBtouchdown
Fancy_frenchman: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BaconL0rdes: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
breadisbest1: shishNONO shishNONO shishNONO shishNONO
drstrangeal: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wolvsbane: benginFacepalm
mochabeanie: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Spacepup: benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo benginHeck benginNo
Draynus: Quick, get Wheeler in the call to be the backup soundboard
Phailhammer: benginCry benginCry benginCry benginCry
Crumpler64: crumplChatblessing
Enki1256: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSPOOP
Mister_BlueSky: Yet!?
Boon_33: "scary"
mechmagic: benginOh benginHeck
Ba_Dum_Tish: So time for a tech stream of Ben fixing his goXLR
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown oh no FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: Off screen anguish LUL
mochabeanie: seabatNogood oh yes seabatNogood
wargodmogis: At least Ben didn't pay $600 for that
incredulouspasserby: Now you just have to be entertaining through raw charisma Ben.
Tangsm: Ben has no effects. He'll have to resort to describing prop comedy.
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Wow, looks like Ben's going to have to rely on his sense of humor instead of gimmicks this week
sydnius: weezlewuzzle
wolvsbane: Did you try turning off and turning it back on?
JonnyGlitch: Bold Move
Invitare: Village spelled with an VIII
Ba_Dum_Tish: We all suffer together
JonnyGlitch: Might just be the both of you by the end
Kramburger: Everybody hold someone's hand if they're okay with it
wickaboxet: What vegetables represent RE6
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
floki4242: apes together strong
theleerm: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Invitare: wickaboxet not vegetables. A giraffe
Mysticman89: adams mom would probably show up
wargodmogis: That's not true, people love to watch train wrecks
Dmc3628: the Ape Nation
ChippTunes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
ChippTunes: Is this the tragic story of Chris Redfield going through physical therapy after punching a boulder in the last game?
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Orgmastron: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: No work, banana now!
theleerm: lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: No one wants to watch this. They want to watch Adam and Ben MST3K this game
JonnyGlitch: I love you so much XD
theleerm: lrrBEEJ
wynternyghtynggale: hiya everyone
Kramburger: Content Warning: This game SUCKS
JonnyGlitch: Or basic knowledge...
wickaboxet: When Banana?
Arclight_Dynamo: They're as subtle as chat asking for the streamer to "Show Toilet."
Mr_Horrible subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months, currently on a 83 month streak!
Mr_Horrible: This number continuing to go up is scarier than anything that's happened in RE6 Kappa
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wynternyghtynggale: yay!
wargodmogis: He doesn't even go to actually therapy for his pstd, or his actual head injury
Kramburger: BANANA OR RIOT
JonnyGlitch: But Ben got 2 Banana!
EvilBadman: A banana...split?
Fried_Twinkie: DIbs!
Invitare: Chris Redfields biceps make me uncomfortable
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cut to Cori in Banana suit just clocking Adam at end of stream
Randoplh: I haven't eat in all day!
GhostValv: D:
Fried_Twinkie: Sorry fellas
sydnius: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #2602: "Absolute horse bananas!" —James [2016-05-25]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How many bananas do we get if we're not good?
Luthien_frejya: can we have banana bread instead?
MegaDosX: Aw.
wynternyghtynggale: Dibs on fried twinky
JonnyGlitch: No 1 EACH
MegaDosX: Sad ook ook
SnackPak_: dinger
SilentOptimist: dibs on the peel!
Mr_Horrible: wow, bodied
thegreatwyrdling: Adam explain anime
JonnyGlitch: You get 2 Banana each! We get 1 each!
TStodden: General Stream warning: Streamers are bound to do very foolish things for the sake of laughs...
CompletelyUnsure: slipped on that peel right there
Kramburger: Chat, He's trying to make us fight each other. Adam's the enemy here!
Invitare: Joke's on you, I don't even like bananas
ButButTheJesus: what if we plant the banana to grow many bananas later
jacobc131: Chris is hiding bananas in his biceps!
kumatsu: ook ook banana
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LordZarano: It's fine, I brought my own bananas
incredulouspasserby: ok but u do tho
Randoplh: Can a have a banana?
JonnyGlitch: You actually do make the rules
raulghoulia: smells like communism
Fried_Twinkie: Gotta have fast hands
wargodmogis: You literally made this rule
LightingExpert13: mind sending my banana please?
weff47 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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Spluuga: lemme get my funny bone..
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If someone else is getting the banana, what motivation do I have to be good?
drewm1022: We are the chat collective. You will be assimilated.
wickaboxet: Twitch chat is a hive mind anyway, we all experience banana as a collective
MidnighterKnight: And you get a banana, and you get a banana, and yopu... Adam gonna go full Oprah on us?
JonnyGlitch: We've been meaning to talk, we're Unionizing
TStodden: Instructions Unclear: Order Banana?
sydnius: +1/+1 w00t
Kramburger: Your banana? OUR banana
Enki1256: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
wynternyghtynggale: its very a peeling
MegaDosX: Also are we troglodytes or monkeys? I feel like it's hard to keep it straight these days
Mr_Horrible: look we gotta take what we can get!
LightingExpert13: banana banana banana badger
breadisbest1: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
Invitare: are you really sure you *want* a banana? On LRR? That means you get punched
TokenMickus: *raises fists* I only know violence...
thegreatwyrdling: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
TheMerricat: Fried Banana peel is apparently a good veg replacement for bacon.
Masslost: wait if we are all responsible for each other's actions are we legion then?
JonnyGlitch: I promise, 1 Banana EACH! For EVERY Chatmember! Not just Streamers and Mods!
ravenlord_xix: Can I be a marmoset instead of a regular monke?
raulghoulia: twitch chat Should unionize
WolfnOtter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
WolfnOtter: Subbing for my two favorite boys
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JonnyGlitch: Follow me, and you'll never go peckish again!
Anubis169: katesLewd
Mr_Horrible: holy shit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
incredulouspasserby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
incredulouspasserby: First time with the spooks bois. So far I've learned that RE6 is about bananas.
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theleerm: @raulghoulia HELL YES
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Mr_Horrible: the blows keep comin' tonight
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
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InquisitorGaia: can i be an orangutan?
theleerm: monke
MidnighterKnight: Flying monkeys?
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, the notifier is dummy loud.
theleerm: monke union
TokenMickus: ook
weff47: I wanna be a gibbon
JonnyGlitch: Come, Brothers, Sisters, and Non-Binary Misstas, rise up against the opressors!
Randoplh: we can fuse together!
Enki1256: I was just thinking that @Arclight_Dynamo
SilentOptimist: I'm one of those homies hnging out in hot springs in Jpn
Mr_Horrible: I've got a typewriter around here somewhere...
thegreatwyrdling: oook ook oook
Fried_Twinkie: We can't even agree on lethal
Ba_Dum_Tish: We can press buttons
Invitare: I thought we were troglodytes. Or is LRRChat a higher lifeform than SeaChats?
JonnyGlitch: Revolutionaries don't need to read!
Stormthius: alright everyone let's show big streamer here
juneblue58: Jokes on you, I'm already a union member.
GhostValv: can I be a gorilla :) ?
Kramburger: We don't need a contract to use the power of collective bargining
Anubis169 huggles Adam and Ben <3
sydnius: un ionize
Gatortux: I mean we can't sign with a pen, but we can sign with hands
theleerm: 400 monkies in a trench coat trying to start a union
Fried_Twinkie: Yay, I guess?
RandomTrivia: Wow, nobody is safe tonight :D
Mr_Horrible: can't really argue with that, honestly
wickaboxet: Monkey or troglodytes? Which is it?
drewm1022: One of us has a typewriter, so we all have a typewriter.
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
Arclight_Dynamo: Chad Moneky.
wynternyghtynggale: the union leader
Mr_Horrible: Apes together... strong
Fried_Twinkie: Ah shit, he didn't end well
ArkhamArchivist: The leader of the bunch, you know them well
hesterbyrde: Caesar
Kramburger: Andy Samburg
MidnighterKnight: The monkey that touched the monolith!
Randoplh: GUNS!
Mysticman89: king louie
jacobc131: Monke union together we can rule the
Gaytanic_Panic: hell yeah brother
theleerm: chat together... strong
Anubis169: Everybody gets bananas katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
TokenMickus: ook *pew pew*
thegreatwyrdling: anime!
ladylinzington: the game music makes this all so dramatic
Fried_Twinkie: That's a future me problem
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but what if we all got typewriters instead?
Omega_Lairon: The banana is evil! The gun is good!
thegreatwyrdling: you said load
Gaytanic_Panic: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa The blurst timeline
eric_christian_berg: @Omega_Lairon You are my hero.
wickaboxet: @omega_lairon but banana taste good
Ba_Dum_Tish: Load this resident evil up and fire it into our faces
sydnius: LUL
GhostValv: bloobySmile
AnOddSmith: uhhhhh
elkae: Ew
Anubis169: Lairon <3
JonnyGlitch: Come, let us create our own Banana Collective!
RandomTrivia: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa We don't have nearly enough time for that lrrBEEJ
BusTed: resident loadil btw
CompletelyUnsure: I can't get over Peir
ravenlord_xix: I never realized how on the nose naming that monkey Ceaser was
JonnyGlitch: "It's very hard to be funny..." Ben, 2021
SentientRatKing: Adam you know that in that movie by the end all the monkeys are smart and they rebel against their human oppressors
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @RandomTrivia naw I'm sure 3 hours is enough time for something!
BusTed: 👋
sydnius: oh god they flew delta
Kramburger: Wow, brave of Adam to ban his only fan
OmnipotentTrevor: You are underneath China
MegaDosX: Jackie Chan intensifies
Nigouki: oh right, we went from CoD to Bioshock
empyreon: HypeBanana ook ook?
Naesiir: boss fight
Rhynerd: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa I mean, we could get the Chigaco variety of Typewriters, if you catch my drift.
Styxseus: What year is it?! etc.
drewm1022: This is not my beautiful banana!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Underwater base trying to escape from zombie giant
GhostValv: not a lot of grunchies
SilentOptimist: ah yes. Chris and Character B
AtomicAlchemical: Same as it ever was
eric_christian_berg: Oh yeah...
Boon_33: is there a clip or somthing explaining why all these Resident Evil games are such trash?
Styxseus: No wait, thats timetravel
RandomTrivia: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa We can probably manage Act 1 of The Tempest or something
Lunareclipse123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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wickaboxet: You’re fighting ulamog
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Rhynerd ooh, I like that idea...
Arclight_Dynamo: TY for that volume adjustment.
Invitare: oh it's the final boss in Mass Effect 2
CompletelyUnsure: Oh shit, they were at the finale, weren't they
sydnius: neat larva
chaostreader: Under the Sea!
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
TheAsianAvenger: Oh Hell yeah! The best RE in the series PogChamp
juneblue58: Ah, we're back to doing the ME2 final boss again. XD
Kramburger: PERS
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah the underwater lava pit
eric_christian_berg: gg
Decaped: these games like lava too much
incredulouspasserby: oh no lava
Gatortux: Where are they finding all of these volcanoes?
raulghoulia: Snake! Snaaaake!
Blessings_from_the_Void: Piers Morgan!
sydnius: FBtouchdown
TokenMickus: Prs!
Invitare: wait why is the secret underwater laboratory ALSO built over a volcano???
bionicborp: But piers belong in the ocean
kumatsu: @Blessings_from_the_Void ew
Tangsm: I don't know why they don't show you hitting the volcano. Cowards.
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Mr_Horrible: Lava is now Chris's comfort biome
Blessings_from_the_Void: @Blessings_from_the_Void I know
JonnyGlitch: This corridor feels a little Event Horiziony
toomanybears: fighting the urge not to break my accidentally break my finger because my knuckle didn't pop
Boon_33: I missed a... bit, so now they are on the underground ocean train from the movie "the Core"
theleerm: whats happening with ben?
DeM0nFiRe: "If he kills me, I will literally die"
Stormthius: @Invitare to be a true secret lab mustn't a volcano be involved somehow?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Kaaosa: u ever just die?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @theleerm Their soundboard is hecking up
TheAsianAvenger: Has Adam talked about how all the melee moves in this game seem based off of wrestling?
Anubis169: toomanybears: give it a pull and rotate the joint, it'll feel like it's popped without having to pop it
Boon_33: another deadly deadly cutscene.
Kaaosa: wtf
theleerm: @theleerm ahh thanks!
RandomTrivia: Oh hi there Crim
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did you think dying would actually kill me?
Kaaosa: what is that answer
GhostValv: bloobyF
kumatsu: our good "friend", David
raulghoulia: cool game
Blessings_from_the_Void: You guys should name that monster
wargodmogis: Good Game
sydnius: FBtouchdown lrrWOW
TheAsianAvenger: yeah, its so over the top LUL When you bull dog a zombie, its hilarious
Mr_Horrible: RE6 tonight: 2 Men vs. The Tube
eric_christian_berg: "Won't catch me dyin' all over the place. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
MadmanOreo: "our" good friend, david
Boon_33: content
HundreydAundre: *dyes*
jake2dabeat: Adam is at a disadvantage with Chris's gigantic biceps. They barely fit through the door as it is.
wargodmogis: Did you hear that there is a prequql to daymare coming?
RandomTrivia: At some point during development, someone must have said "You know what this game needs? More QuickTimeEvents"
fcloud: lame-o the lame BOW
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Mr_Horrible: uhhhh
Mr_Horrible: I don't think that's how gravity works
Boon_33: hecking great roll
eric_christian_berg: Dare you to just roll up the whole corridor.
YFiddler: thats an Eldrazi
Arclight_Dynamo: The game force-turning the camera there can't help either.
GhostValv: wat
RandomTrivia: Netcode! FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: wut?
angreesloth: lol RIP
munchelll: oof
A_Dub888: benginWat
Kaaosa: haha ded
Invitare: you're damned
BlackIsis: Now it's just toying with you
sydnius: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mr_Horrible: RE6 you're on thin ice
mechmagic: lrrJUDGE
CompletelyUnsure: lrrJUDGE
raulghoulia: who uses tapes anymore?
CaptainSpam: I mean, all things considered, these DO seem to be reasonable conditions to expect to die.
wynternyghtynggale: clip it thats the ticket
Kramburger: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatPjorg
Mister_BlueSky: Rollback for RE6 when?
HundreydAundre: oof.
niccus: the BOW jiggled the modem
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splatty1: of course chris boulder punch can lift a door
sydnius: over 900p
TheAsianAvenger: that upper body strength of Chris LUL
Invitare: Behold! The power of Man!
raulghoulia: where even are you?
kumatsu: @TheAsianAvenger When are you getting that swole? KappaHD
Mr_Horrible: Pleeeease let that be a checkpoint benginPray
wynternyghtynggale: hey its subnautica
sydnius: cool game
theleerm: when did this series jump the shark?
Invitare: "I too can hold up doors"
Blessings_from_the_Void: You just did, like 15 Indiana Jones slides, nice
incredulouspasserby: hey he called it
shendaras: Watching too much MK I think
RandomTrivia: HOLY MOLY
BusTed: Hell yeah, Jax time
TheAsianAvenger: @kumatsu tbh, I'd be honored to have the strength of a single one of Chris' biceps
RandomTrivia: BRUTAL
Mr_Horrible: oh wow, I didn't realize this had a tie-in with Bionic Commando
Boon_33: you'd think the water would be an issue on the inside of the submerged facility, you'd be wrong.
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Rhynerd: Ask and ye shall recieve
sydnius: finish him
Meowgoocat: these camera cuts are nauseating
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
GhostValv: FootGoal FBtouchdown
SentientRatKing: whelp
Kaaosa: you can take my arms but you can never take my red glowing syringe
Blessings_from_the_Void: GIGANTIC B.O.W.
PMAvers: Ben needs a hand.
CaptainSpam: Is this the point where RE6 says "You know that Piers character you've known and loved for all of just this chapter? Well..."?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Be monster do drugs
niccus: it's a very bad idea
Mr_Horrible: that's because it is! :)
josh___something: Please... camera
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's okay, Resi protagonists tend to lose limbs like a champ
JonnyGlitch: What is going on
Kramburger: Do an drug to save generic white army dude #378
raulghoulia: captain america would do drugs
Gildan_Bladeborn: This seems like the BEST idea.
fcloud: when did anything bad ever happen from taking drugs in an RE game
lyropithic: Looks like you've got zombies, you should do zombie drugs about it
JonnyGlitch: Wait why does Ben get to do the thing?
RandomTrivia: WHAT THE
TheAsianAvenger: The new MK is bad ass!
Mr_Horrible: Cattle Prod arm for Piers
Boon_33: good thing that monster doesn't seem to want to kill you.
Invitare: Unlimited Power!!
Gaytanic_Panic: These are some Kevin Dunn camera cuts.
RandomTrivia: That was somewhat anticlimactic
Kaaosa: you have become Dead Weight
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ButButTheJesus: oh I did not care for MK... I'm glad you did though
ArdCollider: the new MK was better than I expected going in, which was nice
JonnyGlitch: o...kay...
CamperBob_: Akira?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Kaaosa LUL
sydnius: lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Electroliberation
Styxseus: Ben used "electric arm" on Water "Zombie", it's super effective!
Kramburger: I've seen this anime
TheAsianAvenger: good lord, its palpatine
RandomTrivia: That looks sick
theanthonydee: I....Have....THE POWER!!!!
JonnyGlitch: ok that's legit
Gaytanic_Panic: OZAI
SentientRatKing: soon the liberator will become the liberated
hammybone_: where does the lightning come from...
sydnius: iz migi
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the reason that Graham played this campaign as Piers the whole time, FYI.
Blade_Tiger: It's your pal friendpatine
GhostValv: natty btw
JonnyGlitch: I'm glad I got to see that and didn't have to spend all those hours playing this atrocity
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animated_fairy: Arm - upgraded
wynternyghtynggale: raiden from mortal combat ?
CompletelyUnsure: Chris injects it = becomes boulder
jake2dabeat: The zombie the zombie?
CaptainSpam: Does the notifier seem abnormally loud to anyone else?
JonnyGlitch: I want that arm... to be in a better game
HundreydAundre: I guess you..... fare thee well, Piers.
Kramburger: I've seen birth, it's NOT like that o_o
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is Ben's reward for having to be Piers this whole time (not that Chris is that much better).
RandomTrivia: "Here's a new powerup - aaaand now it's devalued so much you may as well not have it" benginFacepalm
sydnius: piers iz shaman nao
theleerm: this is actually pretty damn cool ngl
PMAvers: Damnit ben turn on your tank stance
hexy_lexy: hey LRR Fans! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved!
Gildan_Bladeborn: No.
JonnyGlitch: it's like... poo
wynternyghtynggale: at least they gave the co-op player something cool todo instead of just tagging along
kumatsu: turns into a lumpa poop
Kramburger: MOAR DOTS
JonnyGlitch: that's a big poo right?
theleerm: @hexy_lexy No you are!
RandomTrivia: How much lightning does this thing take?!
JonnyGlitch: cool boss fight!
wynternyghtynggale: @hexy_lexy no you!
Styxseus: Ohh, ofcourse it has glowy parts
Kramburger: Isn't this the Mass Effect 2 Final Boss?
ButButTheJesus: we inFamous now
BlueRose42: Anyone on xbox wanna help me out on RE6? I only done the tut mission and trying to do ADAs story.
hexy_lexy: @theleerm @wynternyghtynggale no u more!!!
MadmanOreo: SwiftRage kamehameha!!!
JonnyGlitch: it's a poo cocoon, a poocoon if you will
hesterbyrde: So... why does Piers not get the brain worms or whatever? Does homoerotic tension make you immune?
RandomTrivia: @JonnyGlitch No, I don't think I will
hexy_lexy: @JonnyGlitch poopoon
theleerm: @hesterbyrde the power of gay(tm)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Plot antibodies.
LinearGif: @hesterbyrde To many things, yes
sydnius: earth shock
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can Ben heal?
Kramburger: Shoot it in the Skin Tags!
JonnyGlitch: I should be getting paid for these jokes
sydnius: ben rolled ele
wynternyghtynggale: wait i just heard monkey noises
neisan2112: Did I just hear the stock monke sound??
JonnyGlitch: (that's on me)
CaptainSpam: Please wait while we pretend this isn't timed to you beating the big bad monster.
wynternyghtynggale: @neisan2112 you heard it as well
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: There it is.
ButButTheJesus: BEN
SirMorek: LUL
hexy_lexy: LUL
rasterscan: That's the clip
GhostValv: :)
Gaytanic_Panic: YES
RandomTrivia: Well there it is
hesterbyrde: Itty bitty living space
PMAvers: Wait is Ben now just a Elemental sShaman?
Boon_33: 'ya scared yet boys? lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad Ben is making use of the circumstance LUL
NightValien28: REFERENCES
Ba_Dum_Tish: Was waiting on that
oneupthextraman: I bet the second you defeat that thing, the pressure will be fine
JonnyGlitch: Ok I'm glad you stuck with this game
hexy_lexy: hello highlights!!!
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL FBtouchdown
Kramburger: It's our Pal, Friendpatine
vouru: lrrWOW
JonnyGlitch: It's all been worth it for this
CompletelyUnsure: Nobody clip that don
Mr_Horrible: it's Sheeeeeev
hexy_lexy: @Kramburger BOO!!!
LinearGif: He's too dangerous to be left alive
Kramburger: @hexy_lexy WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT
Mr_Horrible: How'd Ben get his Stormkeeper to a 5-second cooldown? mizzThinking
hexy_lexy: @Kramburger im booing cause i didnt say it first
kumatsu: it sure was smart of the designers of this secret underwater base to tie depressurization to the health of the nearby giant monster
GhostValv: k
BusTed: slap
hammybone_: wait wat
JonnyGlitch: LUL SPLAT
Tangsm: So Ben gets to drive in the chase scene and gets the lightning arm in the boss fight... why would you play the main character?
Mr_Horrible: sofieGasp
Kramburger: @hexy_lexy I can respect that
SentientRatKing: adam might need to shoot
RandomTrivia: Welp
Nigouki: Rest in Piers Kappa
jake2dabeat: huh?
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
sydnius: HSWP
Kramburger: Have you tried DPSing very slowly?
Mr_Horrible: Tangsm because he's the Captain Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: QTEs, yo.
BusTed: rayfkDont
A_Dub888: rayfkDont
JonnyGlitch: Chat is trying to kill you
RandomTrivia: "let me know if real power wants a magazine or something"
InkyGhoast: wigglesticks
hexy_lexy: @Kramburger im also multitasking with stardew valley
HundreydAundre: Eldrazi!? More like, "Deadrrazi", right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris used KNIFE! It's... kind of effective!
Styxseus: Why a knife? Because an arm that shoots lighting just wont cut it.
raulghoulia: dumb baby is redundant
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep the lightning isn't enough, its Chris' kitchen knife that does it
Kramburger: @hexy_lexy Well that's just important work
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... I have bad news for you Ben.
JonnyGlitch: and roll credits
wynternyghtynggale: now we kill ben
CaptainSpam: Let that be a lesson to you. Always mutate yourself to have at least FOURTEEN spare hearts!
Gildan_Bladeborn: There is... not.
Mr_Horrible: I really don't think he is, Chris
jake2dabeat: I did it...for the rock...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Replace probably with "100% absolutely".
InkyGhoast: *looks at BSAA in Village* *laughs nervously*
animated_fairy: IS HE GONNA DIE
wargodmogis: Now kiss
raulghoulia: old yeller time
animated_fairy: PIERS NO
incredulouspasserby: no, no you're not
BlackIsis: the business software association of america?
SirMorek: now kiss
Boon_33: and Ben lived a long happy life in a farm upstate
Blade_Tiger: KISS
RandomTrivia: OMG JUST KISS
mochabeanie: KITH
LinearGif: That's definitely a pre-smooching stance
hesterbyrde: Kiss him! then you both get lightning powers. I think I've read that fanfic
hexy_lexy: @Kramburger virtual farming is tough work, but its an honest work
kumatsu: I'm more a Count Chocula biosoldier, myself
sydnius: kiiss naooo
eric_christian_berg: Conjure me a coffee!
Fried_Twinkie: dang, does everyone who works for Chris just die?
animated_fairy: Now kiss
HundreydAundre: Yes. The best exchange through the Let's NOPE.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep fan favourite piers will clearly make it through
wynternyghtynggale: now we take ben out behind the barn and show him old yeller
Mr_Horrible: Fried_Twinkie he's got a real bad track record so far
HundreydAundre: The Coco Trix
Tangsm: You've only been using your right pocket this whole time, Ben.
fcloud: who needs an inventory when you have THE POWER OF THE HEAVENS
JonnyGlitch: Evil people don't think they're evil
OmnipotentTrevor: "how Ben learned to love the virus"
Kramburger: Power reveals, Ben. They were ALWAYS evil, they were looking for anexcuse
BusTed: Were it me, I would simply not become an evil monster.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder what Ben will have to do now.
Mr_Horrible: LUL
ButButTheJesus: i saw that too Ben :D
GhostValv: bye :)
JonnyGlitch: you
Styxseus: :D
Blessings_from_the_Void: Cool death
johntms907: SNAAAKE
mochabeanie: i love this game
sydnius: eell now ben can rez
eric_christian_berg: What. The. Hell?
Ba_Dum_Tish: From our point of view the residents are good
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, remember that drains your health.
TranquilCalamity: turns out you just need to micro-dose the deadly virus
raulghoulia: Ben did you see they're adding nemesis, Jill, and Chris to dead by daylight?
kumatsu: I'm not your dad, I'm your Captain KappaHD
Montesque64: Leon, not Chris.
sydnius: just in time for the Sparks docu
Montesque64: And zombies!
fcloud: ben did you try mutating less
frozenphoenix7: Piers: "Forgive me Chris-senpai, I must go all out, just this once"
jake2dabeat: @kumatsu that's a stronger bond In this world of electric arms and massive Chris muscles
Mr_Horrible: the twist is that Chris is the killer Kappa
Draynus: Nemesis has an add on called Jill's Sandwhich
incredulouspasserby: what is his game plan when he gets piers out
mochabeanie: Chris "i punch rocks" Redfield?
ButButTheJesus: i was disappointed with the lack of STARRRRRS quotes in the RE3 remake
Gaytanic_Panic: He's just a little monstrous. He's still good, he's still good.
josh___something: Yep, one of the addons is LITERALLY a jill sandwixh
Mr_Horrible: Part of the ship part of the crew
frozenphoenix7: Adam streaming Dead By Daylight GivePLZ
niccus: chris absolutely does not have a pan
Kramburger: Jack, Sparrah
mochabeanie: how are those arms gonna fix motors?
JonnyGlitch: I think the "Las Plagas" strain is my favorite
niccus: plan
raulghoulia: shoot him in the face!
Mr_Horrible: Part of the ship part of the crew!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure he'll just walk this off.
Styxseus: Huh? Pierce is evolving! *duhn-dun*
DaSunao: Called it
Boon_33: oo evil
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chris you literally know how this ends
Tangsm: Spock!
MadmanOreo: Remember me being handsome.
Mr_Horrible: "I've always wanted to shove you like that, Captain. You dummy."
JonnyGlitch: "I... Love You!"
neisan2112: Oh wow, I didn't expect this at all
Kaaosa: dude is lookin rough
LightingExpert13: man chris has so baggage. I feel bad for the guy.
hesterbyrde: i hope he's a bossfight later
Mr_Horrible: I really don't think he can, Chris
sydnius: PokPikachu
CaptainSpam: Huh, Piers was... just a big stupid idiot all along.
ArkhamArchivist: Looks like this guy's not gonna be in Resident Evil 7
NightValien28: pretty sure you can open the pod from the inside, nevermind
Kramburger: "Tell... your mum... I said Hi."
Mr_Horrible: something tells me he'll have a hard time re-integrating
Tangsm: You can still kiss through the glass.
theleerm: he's actively melting dude
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown ?
Kaaosa: i stay, you go
aussie_rob_w: Now I’m imagining a Cam offscreen
RandomTrivia: WHAT
shurtal: Open the goddamn door, Hal
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... he says nothing.
JonnyGlitch: The art direction of this game doesn't deserve what the writers did
GhostValv: benginO7
kumatsu: I thought he was gonna salute with his giant meat arm
A_Dub888: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris is stuck in his fast ball of sadness.
RandomTrivia: You can't just deny us a stupid one-liner like that!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're my Captain
Mr_Horrible: wow, no salute even
theleerm: o7
eric_christian_berg: Not since Wrath of Khan has a sacrifice been so poignant...
HundreydAundre: f
ButButTheJesus: "I guess... I'M the Resident Evil now."
SmoreThanAFeelin: benginO7 benginO7
CompletelyUnsure: Piers for RE9 or we riot
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Stormthius: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
yodaforsale: his haircut is atrocious in this one
UnusuallyLargeMoth: aw man, I got another Chris Redfield in my Gachapon...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wasted opportunity that.
BlindProphet32: Chris Redfield, pokemon
Invitare: imagine if debris knocked him out as he was watching stoicly
ya_boi_choco: goodbye little lightning buddy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: just knocks himself out with the giant arm
JonnyGlitch: Such beautiful scenes, such terrible words
animated_fairy: RIP PIERS
neisan2112: I thought Ben was done playing Subnautica
theanthonydee: benginRip benginRip benginRip
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: man if only Piers was here
Kaaosa: piers with the heater
RandomTrivia: YEAH! GO GETTEM!
fcloud: "man i sure wish piers were here"
HundreydAundre: Ffs for Ben's charac- aw Laurd he cometh!!!
Mr_Horrible: Piers used Hyper Beam
NightValien28: from hell's heart
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: PokCharizard
BusTed: 🎯
CaptainSpam: Okay, but seriously, when has that ever been the final death of an Umbrella Corp creature?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shendaras: Whatever happened to those folks you went to this place to rescue?
wynternyghtynggale: and jet ski
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
breathlessisthehunt: How does this not taint the entire ocean xD??
raulghoulia: it's a good thing Chris is immune to electricity
ArkhamArchivist: Good thing that didn't affect you in your big metal sphere
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: benginO7
BusTed: do it you cowards
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Enki1256: Its either a pokeball or a something from capsule corp.
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: You'd have The Bends something chronic
Boon_33: good news, now we own an escape orb too.
InkyGhoast: ok we're in teh what
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
Spacepup: @Bengineering your next electric pokemon should be Piers in memorium.
Orgmastron: JET SKI JET SKI
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: Again, Ffs for Piers?
theleerm: JET SKI
GhostValv: extra credit?
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: I kinda like this fanfic
7gorobei: pierskachu, i choose you
JonnyGlitch: Don't exit the pod! Decompression sickness!
Fancy_frenchman: Another Resident Evil, another Ocean ending
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theleerm: JET SKI JET SKI
CaptainSpam: The Boy Scouts of America... OF AMERICA.
wargodmogis: The fan fic writes itself
Tangsm: End it with Chris eating lobster claws, reminiscing about his buddy.
jake2dabeat: I wish that was a wallet photo of piers
Leedopo: we believe in the jet ski
theleerm: we need to manifest this jetski into reality
Dmc3628: helicopter aka jet ski of the air
fcloud: Boy Scouts of America, Always
frozenphoenix7: RIP Piers, he existed
Mr_Horrible: Piers was very Piers
objectivefailure: Ah, the helicopter. Jet ski of the sky.
animated_fairy: I miss piers already
InkyGhoast: yeah piers was ok
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gibbousm: is Village up now?
JonnyGlitch: Ok that was amazing
Xeveriaxitus: The annotation made me jump. :o
Mr_Horrible: - Game Design -
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you were actually on the final boss fight.
MadmanOreo: so chris has the bends now right? that's a hell of a depressurization.
BusTed: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: The fanfic doesn't just write itself, apparently the fanfic wrote itself in the hands of the developers LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: You had a hard out with Beej.
raulghoulia: couldn't. Beej had to play
Naesiir: You had to stop for Beej
Dmc3628: and now Jake Kick Punch
InkyGhoast: No we still have 2 more campaigns before vilage
OmnipotentTrevor: Finishing it last week would have pushed you a half hour into Beej
MegaDosX: @gibbousm I assume the other stories
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: Good to end it on a high of an awesome bossfight
GhostValv: oh no
juneblue58: We're only half-way through this game.
RandomTrivia: Ooh, stinger!
MegaDosX: Stinger!
SentientRatKing: Is Ben going to be Jake because Jake is all melee all the time
Ba_Dum_Tish: We have 2 more sides
SirMorek: there's even more re6!
LightingExpert13: oh that explains some things
Tangsm: What? Steak! Should have been lobster.
fcloud: "bartend! get me a piers-- i mean, a beer"
InkyGhoast: I think the Ada campaign is short?
Mr_Horrible: "Everything reminds me of him"
Sirbubble5: Ada or Jake now?
eric_christian_berg: Mmmm, Piers.
SirMorek: you finished your meal of mac and cheese, and now you get to eat LASAGNIA!
GhostValv: murica
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "The steak reminds me of Piers..."
mechmagic: monkes strong
PMAvers: "Steak fries. Always soggy."
objectivefailure: This steak reminds me of Piers.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Beef will make it all better.":
frozenphoenix7: Ok but how does Chris take his steak cooked
YeetTheRich_: eastern european eagle
Styxseus: Theres one more before Ada, I think.
frozenphoenix7: Is he a monster
JonnyGlitch: I can't believe anyone wouldn't become Vegan after experiencing what the RE world has to offer
raulghoulia: New!Piers
frozenphoenix7: Or does he have good taste
Kaaosa: someone else used to call me captain...
Mr_Horrible: "Dude I'm eating"
fcloud: new orders?!?!?
Kramburger: The Eagle screech is actually a red-tailed hawk, like Tobias from Animorphs
Rhynerd: Now to decide, who plays Jake Punchkick Wesker and who plays Sherly Birch?
MegaDosX: Finish your damn meal!
Stormthius: he took like one bite!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel like Chris would want his stake well done just to make sure it doesn't mutate on the plate in front of him
normac0208: Ahh piers brother....docks
Invitare: What orders? "Order 66"
BusTed: "sir you didn't pay"
Dmc3628: Jake Punch Kick and Sherry X pac
frozenphoenix7: There's like an entire steak on that plate still Chris
InkyGhoast: get it to go you fool
theleerm: breakfeast of champions
GhostValv: honestly S tier btw :)
BlackIsis: People have steak and eggs!
HundreydAundre: No, I haven't. I quit!
LinearGif: Coffee and steak, breakfast of champions
Kaaosa: the america music
hesterbyrde: I'm digging his popped collar
wynternyghtynggale: cue captain america music
Mr_Horrible: oh my god
SmoreThanAFeelin: this music
A_Dub888: Just leaves an entire meal behind
Blade_Tiger: Chris just dines and dashes
RandomTrivia: HAH they gave him a Captain America style fanfare too LUL
fastlane250: @normac0208 lrrWOW
TheTinyTwinky: yall never had breakfast steak?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LIBERATED!
Styxseus: OH. MY. Can you belive it? He DIDNT retire after all!
sydnius: dine n dash bitch
CaptainSpam: "Let's go, Piers 2." "Sir, I asked you not to call me that, my name is Harold, and-" "I said let's GO, Piers 2." "Y-yes, sir."
JonnyGlitch: Steak and Eggs is legit for breakfast
frozenphoenix7: Chris get your ass back to that seat and finish your god damn steak. Don't waste food like that.
Tangsm: He likes his coffee black and his steak red.
ArkhamArchivist: Steak and Eggs and Eggs and Steak, that's what we have for breakfast
Fancy_frenchman: LIBERATED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Real talk: it would genuinely be kind of cruel to Ben to make him play Sherry, when all he wants to do in this game is punch stuff.
raulghoulia: did we learn anything from that?
wordswords1: the logo still looks like a giraffe
neisan2112: That man is liberating that Giraff
Lunareclipse123: And there's the man fellating the giraffe
PMAvers: Fellate That Giraffe! For AMERICA!
animated_fairy: Nice turtleneck Chris
fcloud: the re6 logo looks exactly like a man fellating a giraffe
Styxseus: What a twist!
InkyGhoast: but before we get to the nonsense that is Ada's campaign.....Siiiiiiiiigh we have to do Jake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That wasn't as bad as people mad it sound. Although, I wasn't playing
empyreon: Dine and ditch lol
hexy_lexy: LIBERATED
mochabeanie: coffee and steak is the most american meal ive ever heard of
DEATHlikescats: this FREAKING game
theleerm: @LinearGif *spiderman pointing at*
Boon_33: he had 1 bite of that huge steak and left, the chef's gotta feel like they screwed up.
DEATHlikescats: finally on to Sherry and Jake
Mr_Horrible: Jake Punchkick
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake literally has punching as a weapon though Ben.
Dmc3628: now this is wrestling times
splatty1: but jake is punchman
Dog_of_Myth: Jake for State Farm?
Kaaosa: this game just keeps going
Dog_of_Myth: *from
Mr_Horrible: I remember turning the corner on Jake, myself
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not just the usual melee, an actual selectable weapon.
sydnius: Oh Sherry
Mr_Horrible: "he was kind of a dick"
InkyGhoast: Poor Sherry
SentientRatKing: Well whoever plays as Jake he's heavy on melee via wrestling moves so maybe keep that in mind
shurtal: "Complete global saturation"
InkyGhoast: Sherry deserved better than what this series gave her
MadmanOreo: I shoved him into a volcano and I'd do it again.
mochabeanie: most of everybody ben
GhostValv: yes he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell
Tangsm: Turns out Wesker bought him a pony.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake is THE melee character in this game, yes.
Styxseus: I remember nothing from this campaign, except that I *think* it's the worst one.. (I think my brain just ejected my memories of this game >_> )
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, acrobatics.
Saintnex: Time for all melee
CaptainSpam: "Look, he was an omnicidal maniac, sure, but..."
jake2dabeat: Jake is Wesker's son and Sherry is the daughter of the 2 scientists who developed the G virus right?
mechmagic: only valid if the reason he is mad is cause he wanted to pull the trigger
raulghoulia: Did Shane Black write this?
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Robot_Bones: That means it was Almost Christmas
argusthecat: That apple is the size of god!
Makrosian_Tae: Is this "we have revolver ocelot at home" or what?
niccus: who's jake again
bionicborp: An apple pen
eric_christian_berg: I like my cider straight into the artery.
JonnyGlitch: "Umm, actually, that's a Pear"
Gildan_Bladeborn: @jake2dabeat - Correct.
juneblue58: Probably a Fuji apple, they're the biggest I can think of off the top of my head.
fcloud: "jake! whatcha up to?" "just doin some drugs"
sydnius: drugs are mmk mmk
GhostValv: natty brtw
PMAvers: As long as it's not a Red Delicious.
ArkhamArchivist: Jake, from State Farm?
argusthecat: "WHY DID WE INJECT THIS?!"
Mr_Horrible: Wesker's kid niccus
RandomTrivia: "The big apple symbolises his desire to go to New York, even while in Eastern Europe" lrrBEEJ
neisan2112: Juicin on that C-virus
niccus: did we meet jake before this game
Mr_Horrible: biological or not I can't remember
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good thing we all took it at the same time
juneblue58: Kanzi apples are pretty big too.
neisan2112: Correct Adam!!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Oh no, this does nothing for my chronic Bad Vibes!"
Mr_Horrible: nah, Jake's new to 6
neisan2112: Galas all the way
Gaytanic_Panic: They were bred for aesthetics, not taste.
Dr_Shandor: Honeycrisp
DEATHlikescats: all the Wesker clones
CompletelyUnsure: apple juicin'
JonnyGlitch: "Beautiful, but not edible!"
Gaytanic_Panic: Fuji gang
ButButTheJesus: I... I like Red Delicious...
Electrodyne: Honeycrisp all the way
jake2dabeat: @Gildan_Bladeborn so uhhh, does the BSAA just think everyone is cool with their parents getting killed by them then?
RayFK: Is this...Dante?
Asimech: I've eaten an apple almost that big. The core was massive so there wasn't much more to eat than regular sized and it was bland AF.
PMAvers: I think I remember Graham saying this was his favorite campaign?
Tangsm: This entire game is just him seeking revenge for his apple. It goes all the way to the top.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So he injected himself, but he's immune?
Asimech: Might've been a red delicious, btw. It was years ago.
AmberLampLight: And not a little more
fcloud: judo FLIP
Mr_Horrible: Jake already knows *exactly* what kind of game he's in
BusTed: we got ourselves a badass
Styxseus: Wait, didnt you just take the same thing? SHOULDNT you be a bit more concerned?! :D
SirMorek: this is a yakuza cutscene
Gaytanic_Panic: my bones!
ArkhamArchivist: The best part of this campaign is Ben's Melee Monster build is Sherry
Boon_33: what is Jake's normal that this causes him no concern?
Orgmastron: Yeah he's definitely Wesker's kid
Gildan_Bladeborn: @jake2dabeat - attempting to rationalize character's motivations in an RE game is how one goes mad, so I generally don't bother trying.
neisan2112: Randomly Ada in the back?
yodaforsale: I miss RE4 and RE5, wish we could go back to them
argusthecat: I was really, really hoping that the Devil May Cry music would start playing there.
CaptainSpam: Randomly totally-for-real-Ada, that is.
DaSunao: I think she just popped the first guy and the rest tripped
argusthecat: Just, like, "surprise! It's a different franchise!"
JonnyGlitch: IDK what their real name was but in my hometown, the apples to eat were the "Golden Delicious", yellow, crisp, sweet with 0 bitterness
jake2dabeat: @Gildan_Bladeborn you are a better human than I
Mr_Horrible: "Your right hand comes off?"
LinearGif: This man don't give a heck about nothin
theleerm: MR KENNEDY
niccus: wait, jake's the melee guy, you have to switch places
Styxseus: aaaand now they'r a team?
Naesiir: I recently watched your RE7 playthrough. It was fun!
Gaytanic_Panic: Big boot
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, please look through your list of weapons as Jake.
shurtal: you can equip your hands, Adam
Mr_Horrible: I still laugh at "Meester Kennedy- wait, what is that?"
DEATHlikescats: Jake is One Punch Man
Saintnex: Adam, you should look at your weapons, there is just a fists
sydnius: Roger
InkyGhoast: Jake sees an opportunity to make $$$
JonnyGlitch: the only downside is a bruised Golden Delicious is terrible, but a bruised Red Delicious is ok
couldntpickausername: just sent this clip to my sister, she has apple opinions
TwitchingPokki: @Naesiir same, was a good LN
DEATHlikescats: Sherry is Genos
BusTed: I willfully only remember Aegis Reflector.
fcloud: "Nine Oh Nine (909)"
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is... "Edonia".
Gildan_Bladeborn: During a civil war.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Styxseus: XD
BusTed: power up punch!
SmoreThanAFeelin: falconnnn punchhhhh
RandomTrivia: *charging....* *boop*
Gaytanic_Panic: Is that Chun Li's Heavy Punch?
neisan2112: Omg he's just a fighting game character
JonnyGlitch: "LIGHTNING BOLT!"
mochabeanie: oh he ius the melee guy
Gildan_Bladeborn: We TRIED to tell you that, like... a whole bunch of times.
mechmagic: naruto up in here
MadmanOreo: Just gotta swap controllers Keepo
wynternyghtynggale: benco punch!
sydnius: yay freaky friday it up
JonnyGlitch: Ben want's to play the LARPer, that scans
Dmc3628: good Sherry is basically X-Pac
TwitchingPokki: shoulda tried harder TC
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: we should've tried harder :(
A_Dub888: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
JonnyGlitch: "want's"? wtf?
BusTed: :)
DEATHlikescats: Wesker PUNCH
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben was all "Jake is a big stupid head, I'll NEVER want to play as him".
GhostValv: okay more caps lock then\
MegaDosX: Ben's so mean to Twitch chat
animated_fairy: Please papa let me punch
hexy_lexy: lrrWOW lrrBEN
objectivefailure: "Jokes on you chat, I can't read."
CompletelyUnsure: Chat told you, *SO* many times!
DEATHlikescats: OOK
DaSunao: MONKE
Dog_of_Myth: Oook Oook
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
josh___something: ook ook
mochabeanie: ook
raulghoulia: more like cruel
DEATHlikescats: critroleHeart cbardIconic PrideRise PrideLove critroleVibes PridePog critroleAshley cypher1Queen PrideCrown critroleDfmg kaypikeNEONRAINBOW cbardHype
kumatsu: Hey Ben, Jake's the melee character SeriousSloth
YeetTheRich_: the baboons' attempts to communicate fail once again
frozenphoenix7: Because we dont' like you Ben and didn't want you to enjoy yourself Kappa
raulghoulia: switch controllers
RandomTrivia: Is it based on the host?
Mr_Horrible: Ben "Mean to chat" Gineering, we call him
Phailhammer: ook ook katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
JonnyGlitch: Ben and Adam are super punchy today
Gildan_Bladeborn: Could just go back to the main screen.
Makrosian_Tae: Change comes from within Adam
CompletelyUnsure: We demand a second banana as apology
Fried_Twinkie: need an emote of a chimpanzee doing the touchdown pose
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, let Ben make the game, and Adam join?
DaSunao: katesLewd OOK OOK katesLewd
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh, there you go
OmnipotentTrevor: nvmd
JonnyGlitch: Hey Ben did you know that Jake sucks, but is also the melee character?
DEATHlikescats: Ponch
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only over and over, since you started playing this game, yes. Never told you.
MadmanOreo: Hey, we didn't say anything about jake being cool
Mr_Horrible: pretty big oversight on our part, I admit
DEATHlikescats: ponch ponch ponch
fcloud: speaking for chat, we feel really bad about not telling you
NarishmaReborn: it's crum-believable
YeetTheRich_: no jake's the IDIOT melee character
wynternyghtynggale: we get to watch friedtwinkie eat a banana we werent paying attention
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was very negligent on our part.
DEATHlikescats: lolll
animated_fairy: Sorry we were all trying to split the one banana
RandomTrivia: The skip is goooood! FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: hey ben! Jake is VERY punch!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
JonnyGlitch: He should lose the banana
Fried_Twinkie: I'mma trying here!
neisan2112: Yeah, get our shit together
Mr_Horrible: we don't have nearly enough typewriters for this
JonnyGlitch: I nominate myself to hold the banana, for the people
DEATHlikescats: Fried Twinkie has seen some STUFF
Kramburger: FriedTwinkie isn't my Supervisor!
circusofkirkus: I would like to formally apologize on behalf of Twitch Chat
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ArkhamArchivist: Adam is finally the character that Gets Tossed, not Does The Tossing
SirMorek: swings with NO HIP movement
Fried_Twinkie: well, not very hard admittedly
ZeroskieS: why isn't Sherry the default character for this campaign? She's the returning RE character like Leon and Chris
eric_christian_berg: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Are we making fried twinkies?
sydnius: kame hame aaahhh
JonnyGlitch: I put forward a vote of no confidence for @Fried_Twinkie
hexy_lexy: @Dog_of_Myth LUL GDI that got me
InkyGhoast: @ZeroskieS because capcom reasons
neisan2112: Lmao
raulghoulia: I've been waiting three weeks for my performance review
Pharmacistjudge: but do you have a 3 frame invincible reversal uppercut?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
BusTed: That stance...
JonnyGlitch: All in favor say Aye
Mr_Horrible: The Jake Walk
Dog_of_Myth: @hexy_lexy My night is complete then. :p
wynternyghtynggale: what banana twinkies are a thing..... so banana fried twinkie
eric_christian_berg: Work that core.
Boon_33: I'm not sure I would trust a gunmaker that calls their pistols the triple shot and the 9-oh-9
SirMorek: you can never get attacked from behind if your back is on the ground
jake2dabeat: It looks like he's about to catch the winning TD pass from Sherry
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait till you see what ELSE Jake does that the other character, for some reason, don't get to.
MyBuddySuperfly: bsaaaaaaa
OmnipotentTrevor: Quick Jake, melee the chopper!
neisan2112: @wynternyghtynggale I want this so bad rn, that sounds so damn good
fcloud: one of those JUAVO
argusthecat: He is objectively not dressed like them.
eric_christian_berg: Get naked?
SirMorek: take off your shirt jake
eric_christian_berg: Nobody shoots a naked man.
Asimech: "Shirtless mode: Activate!"
Dog_of_Myth: Missed a collectable....
dumbo3k: I mean, if Jake stripped, they might not shoot at him, they'd probably be too confused
Kramburger: Good idea Sherri, let's just strip off in the snow!
Gildan_Bladeborn: But then Jake would have to give up his cool outfit. Can't do that.
Neddy471: I want to make a joke about anti-semitism, but I don't think this is the right time.
sasschad: Adam doesn’t wanna be punchy boy? After all that punchy-game-I-can’t-remember-the-name-of last year?
AmberLampLight: Those chihuahuas?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yuuuuup.
JonnyGlitch: nice
RandomTrivia: Hahaahahaaha
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben learned about "the thing".
TwitchingPokki: Is it me or does Mercer voice most of the MCs in this dang game
Mr_Horrible: the OneShot PogChamp
Boon_33: slapped the evil out of them
Pharmacistjudge: does Jake get to Maximum Wesker someone?
raulghoulia: One Punch Jake
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
JonnyGlitch: nice Ben, you exploded
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was how Graham played this entire chapter Ben - melee unless he literally had no other option.
JonnyGlitch: cool move
DEATHlikescats: Jake needs an oppai sweater
hexy_lexy: fucking chaos? i prefer spooning chaos
Arclight_Dynamo: Jake is the game trying to have a too-cool character in a game that's already full of them. So he's double edgelord.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sherry is indeed tough.
wynternyghtynggale: sherrie gets knocked down and then gets back up again
DEATHlikescats: Saitama Jake and Genos Sherry
TokenMickus: *whispers* ...chaos control....
DarkMorford: Sherry? I'll take a nice merlot, thanks.
CaptainSpam: Hey, guess what, Adam, it's your favorite, random attacks that knock the player down!
x0den: doesn;t she have some kind of virus inside her?
RandomTrivia: "Roger!"
raulghoulia: Jakatha Fisty
OmnipotentTrevor: Jake couldn't not be an edgelord. It is in his unusually sharp genes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bio-Organic Weapon.
aClonedPickle: Bio Organic Weapon
MyBuddySuperfly: breath of wild
itomeshi: Bio-Organic Weapon
theleerm: brisoner of war!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which is a very stupid acronym.
GhostValv: big ol' wombie
Arclight_Dynamo: Breath of (the) Wild
JonnyGlitch: How about long, invincible I-Frame animations
Asimech: Bio-Organic Wiener
Kramburger: Babies outsource Wees
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boring AND stupid.
let_me_have_shucklez: wiener that's right
wynternyghtynggale: Babba johns
Naesiir: it's also redundant
BlackIsis: bio organic sounds redundant
ArkhamArchivist: Bob Oscar Woscar
RobotInProgress: Big Ol Wingus
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's SUPER redundant.
hexy_lexy: Bizza of Wizza
JonnyGlitch: Brother Of a Weiner
SquareDotCube: mood
niccus: jake got astrazeneca
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argusthecat: Blood pls.
DEATHlikescats: Bio Origami Wingwang
bv310: Boring Obnoxious Wingwang
Pharmacistjudge: Sherry the Vampire
RandomTrivia: Brisket on C(w)offee
dumbo3k: give me your blood, jake!
StarWarsTHX1138: Bring out (the) Winner
Mr_Horrible: LUL
philliefan2010: Bachelor's of Wumbo
splatty1: we need a big sip of your blood
Rhynerd: Bapa O’Reilly’s Wings
Boon_33: so it's both biological and organtic, waow
BusTed: bio-organic carbon-based lifeform weapon
DEATHlikescats: @bv310 yasss
hexy_lexy: @e_bloc GDI that got me
JonnyGlitch: Yeah she looks like a closet Goth
HundreydAundre: sure, doesn't seem sus at all, ma'am.
Neddy471: Wow... she's doing a good job with a terrible script...
neisan2112: The notifier is definitely echoing
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
e_bloc: @hexy_lexy :D
NarishmaReborn: slurp slurp
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, is Jake a magic dog?
DarkMorford: We need your blood. And a cup of your piss.
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: seabatBRAIN
GhostValv: get paid :)
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Kramburger: Notifier is a touch loud and is it's audio is doubled
LinearGif: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
Neddy471: But there is literally NO WAY to deliver that well.
RandomTrivia: LUL
JonnyGlitch: Bye!
Mr_Horrible: Ah yes, "Jake smart"
wargodmogis: I'll help you, for 50 million dollars
Masslost: the best idea every time sherry says jake add from statefarm makes the scenes so much better
RandomTrivia: Who installed Vormir in this place?!
saucemaster5000: late to the stream did the game get good?
saucemaster5000: nevermind
Dog_of_Myth: There it is....
Gildan_Bladeborn: And time for... the gymnastics routine.
Tangsm: "We're gonna have to shoot our way out." Ben: ""
Enki1256: Had to check, she is not the same VA as Princess Bubblegum.
wynternyghtynggale: ben is loving jake so far
TokenMickus: We need a jugular cocktail to save the world.
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: horey sheet
SmoreThanAFeelin: HAHA
InkyGhoast: :D
Pharmacistjudge: cesaro spin time!
hexy_lexy: im still a fan of my BOW "Bizza of Wizza"
GhostValv: r mika :O
Mr_Horrible: oh man, can we get a Cesaro Swing?
JonnyGlitch: You can do Wrestling moves?!?!
Arclight_Dynamo: "We might just need to bang-bang shooty-whoop."
sydnius: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Sirbubble5: Pretty sure the enemies will get some of Jake's blood for free
MyBuddySuperfly: WOW
GhostValv: wat
HundreydAundre: Throw 'm off the ledge!
JonnyGlitch: ok WTF
JonnyGlitch: what is this
Dmc3628: one of Sherry's finishers is literally an X-Pac X factor
Gaytanic_Panic: What the nani is this desu?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, Jake also does that.
SigiledScryfish: Ben according to IMDB Sherry is not Bubblegum
wynternyghtynggale: this is just RE escort mission again but Adam is Ashley
megrimme: from state farm?
Kramburger: Jake needs adult spuervision
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jake is 150% extra
bv310: Sherry is a fairly well-known voice actor, but she is notably not PB
BusTed: 👏
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
raulghoulia: Sherry is Estelle in Tales of Vesperia
Kramburger: OUT, Savidan
ButButTheJesus: A HAND GET IT
A_Dub888: So I did the math: 50 million USD in $100 bills weighs roughly 50 kg or 100 lbs. How's Jake supposed to carry that?
JonnyGlitch: funny joke, good job
LinearGif: drawfeGoodjoke
InkyGhoast: it's the government you could even ask for more
rasterscan: Sherry's VA does Duvalie in Trails of Cold Steel and she is -amazing- in both games.
Pharmacistjudge: is Jake, like Agatha's Fisty's Nephew or something?
Blessings_from_the_Void: The back of their hands glued together to lift you
Ritaspirithntr: Whose this Jake everyone is talking about? All I see and hear is Greed.
Saintnex: Troy Baker
shurtal: troy baker
Kaaosa: no he's jake
neisan2112: Troy Baker
Dmc3628: close he's Baker
holidayMD: Troy Baker
TwitchingPokki: oh that makes sense
DaSunao: @A_Dub888 On his back? 100 lbs is a carryable weight right?
neisan2112: Yes
Gaytanic_Panic: tronk bonker
Gildan_Bladeborn: A lot of things, yes.
theleerm: is the left-hand camera messing with anyone else?
mochabeanie: i think hes Broy Taker
Kramburger: Boy Traker
Arclight_Dynamo: Whenever Sherry waits for Jake at a door, Jake kinda shuffleskates to it, and it's hilarious. :D
hexy_lexy: @Gaytanic_Panic gdi XD
TwitchingPokki: shoot chris
raulghoulia: There's only three Male VAs, Troy Baker, Mat Mercer, and Yuri Lowenthal
Asimech: "If you look really closely you can see Chris right here." *BLAM*
Pharmacistjudge: well if Ben is all Melee...more bullets for Adam
LightingExpert13: honor the 1 v 1
fcloud: nolan north
JonnyGlitch: kick the bullets back at the shooter!
NightWingMistHawk: raulghoulia You're missing two more: Graham and Jacob
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also Nolan North.
Pharmacistjudge: Fighting is weak to flying.
Dog_of_Myth: @raulghoulia Liam O'Brian
Mr_Horrible: now he's in the GROUND
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jake only knows punch
Fried_Twinkie: gotta go feed my ape family, love the show
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nope!
cuttlefishman: Kojima wrote for RE6?
GhostValv: more pole dancing
Fancy_frenchman: When does Jake get the Flying perk?
Gaytanic_Panic: @Gaytanic_Panic I can't stop ever since I got Stonk Wonks over.
Fancy_frenchman: He needs a way to kick flyovers
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RandomTrivia: Just punch it harder Ben!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Better run real fast then I guess.
Boon_33: I wonder why they call it the triple shot.
ArkhamArchivist: Just punch the missiles, Ben
noSmokeFire: "wow, that's rough"
Gildan_Bladeborn: They suuuuure are Ben.
JonnyGlitch: you have a Helicopter Kick, use that againt the helecopter!
Fancy_frenchman: Flight of the bumblebees?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Same type attacks would be heavy resist though.
neisan2112: Yikes
Micsig: ah, gin gitaxis
MilkInBags: he's the BIG VAXXER
LarkSachrosis: What Phyrexian Nightmare is this?
Gaytanic_Panic: Casey Jones is in this game?
RandomTrivia: Have more faith in your fists
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you should be running from this guy.
AussieBrainDoc: oh lawd
mochabeanie: sounds like coward talk ben
InkyGhoast: welcome to Nemesis's shittier cousin
OmnipotentTrevor: Didn't this happen like, 6 months before the part that you saw him before?
argusthecat: Look, he's not good at shooting. He punches everything.
Fancy_frenchman: Bane?
raulghoulia: delicious
NarishmaReborn: delicious
MilkInBags: well placed gas tanks
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
dumbo3k: wow jake, action movie one liners?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @OmnipotentTrevor - Yes: this guy has been chasing them for months at that point.
viridimayai: was that explosive gas tank foreshadowed in any way?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Prepare to run away from this guy for multiple chapters since we know he shows up 6 months later
Orgmastron: Toe to tip, that's a Wesker
MilkInBags: street creds, adam
InkyGhoast: foreshadowing? in RE6?
philliefan2010: it's jin gitaxis's brother, juice gitaxis
Gaytanic_Panic: Glas to see Punisher's gettign work after UH-OH
Arclight_Dynamo: Time for Crash Bandicoot!
floki4242: it popped that man like a zit
DEATHlikescats: it's like a pastiche of action movie tropes without the substance
neisan2112: City Escape!
RandomTrivia: Oh good, we know he's called Ustanak. Thanks HUD!
TokenMickus: Rude Jake, the big guy never had a chance to eat it, Jake just blew it up :O
raulghoulia: quick turn over pallets
fcloud: time to use those crash bandicoot skills
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you recall what Jake said at the time, when they encountered Leon and Helena, it was that this guy is, and I quote "invincible".
RandomTrivia: Welp
neisan2112: What?
Arclight_Dynamo: Fuck! You! Jake!
RandomTrivia: Send Jake back
GhostValv: damnit jake
NightValien28: what?
SirMorek: yikes
BusTed: back to hating Jake
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
Ba_Dum_Tish: Back to the pit with Jake
noSmokeFire: WOMEN, always getting attacked by mutant zombies
josh___something: And back to the pit with jake
YeetTheRich_: cool melee character btw Kappa
ashteranic: way to not answer the question, lady
MilkInBags: punch to win
chaostreader: Why didn’t it go through the wall?
Fancy_frenchman: Omg they made Urgot a Brawler?
josh___something: @Ba_Dum_Tish jinx
A_Dub888: How does she know that it's tracking Jake?
Arclight_Dynamo: You need to understand, this game was a product of its time. You know... 2012. Yikes...
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: The joy of starting a brand new character!
Blessings_from_the_Void: BRAISE
RandomTrivia: It's a good thing he looks so cool while punching shit or he would literally be the worst character
Fancy_frenchman: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: though they'll fill up quick with all that ammo you're saving
MilkInBags: hey, LiStEn
Gildan_Bladeborn: So much loot you might have missed.
MilkInBags: ever kicked someone so hard they turn to sand?
SirMorek: gold small, gold small
LinearGif: Yeah, that's it
JonnyGlitch: Sure why not?
Pteraspidomorphi: That's a book
YeetTheRich_: I can help you adam, but that will cost you 50 MILLION BANANAS!
Gaytanic_Panic: King Corbin's mine
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was a thing, sure.
raulghoulia: King's Solomon's mine is pretty racist
cfpreston: no, its mine
BlackIsis: he did have a mine
Ferisar: no no ping solomon's mine
Ferisar: Solomon - Alive
GhostValv: maybe?
DEATHlikescats: ook
saucemaster5000: king solomon's mind -- it's the mines of madness
MilkInBags: *sharp inhale* *sharp inhale* *sharp inhale*
TokenMickus: It's someone mine, like seagulls
ravenlord_xix: The original Indiana Jones
JonnyGlitch: 1001 Nights, right?
ButButTheJesus: r u ok
wynternyghtynggale: we must start charging bananas for info
noSmokeFire: just vibing
crowyote: RAVE
BlackIsis: or maybe it's king solomon's mime
ZeroskieS: is this some kinda mating dance?
meachamo: finally!
JarofGoats: the new streetfighter looks sick
raulghoulia: adam doesn't need help.
MyBuddySuperfly: Content!
LinearGif: King Solomon's Mind your own business
NightValien28: you two goobers are always in the highlight reel
RandomTrivia: benginRemy ?
ButButTheJesus: bork!
MilkInBags: unga unga
blip2004: Solomon's mine, where you get giant diamonds for lasers
BusTed: :>
Randoplh: You're not one of us!
Rhynerd: I want that for the next Highlight Reel’s opening
josh___something: ook ook
Kramburger: No info, banana first
hexy_lexy: MONKE
ArkhamArchivist: Monke Demand Nanner!
JonnyGlitch: Actually I second the motion to be paid bana for info
TokenMickus: *hammers on typewriter*
Rhynerd: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
incredulouspasserby: Apes strong together, unionize!!
JonnyGlitch: bananas too
wargodmogis: We'll take care of them for a banana
GhostValv: seize the means of bananas!
SentientRatKing: see this is how you get an ape rebellion
saucemaster5000: monkey want banana no banana no hintsies
wynternyghtynggale: do it for the nanas
SilentOptimist: Fisty?
sydnius: moo
dumbo3k: Just punch the enemy with grenades, ben
fcloud: cooperative door kick
hexy_lexy: Jakeitha Fisty
chaostreader: Fist of the North Star?
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DEATHlikescats: what is a grenade but a distance punch?
raulghoulia: I hope I don't spark when I die
aClonedPickle: because you're player 2
JonnyGlitch: Come my monkey kin! Tear down the machine of oppression!
Gaytanic_Panic: Fisty McNorthstar
JonnyGlitch: Bananas for everyone!
MilkInBags: the game is realistic!
BlackIsis: Actually, I'm pretty sure she's right handed.
Fancy_frenchman: The ranger Monk dynamic on full display here
RandomTrivia: Jake is absolutely a character from Yakuza
A_Dub888: Jake used Force Palm
InkyGhoast: gee i wonder what will happen when you open the door
JonnyGlitch: Adam that's the boys toilet!
DEATHlikescats: boss fight area???
DEATHlikescats: yup
padillanimate: Man winter soldier really had it rough
sydnius: swipe left
JonnyGlitch: Wow, what an original an unexpected Boss Arena!
Makrosian_Tae: Go on Adam. You got this. FOCUS CHOGATH!!
DEATHlikescats: dude looks like lead singer of Ramstein
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think those suspiciously placed barrels might be there for boss related reasons.
SentientRatKing: new gun in the arena somwhere
MilkInBags: that's PYKE
boardham: does RE6 ever end?
Sirbubble5: Help, the man Adam!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @boardham - Eventually, sure.
YeetTheRich_: quick hide behind the red barrel!
Gildan_Bladeborn: After most of this campaign and all of Ada's.
MilkInBags: yoink
Gaytanic_Panic: That facebuster to the kneee is sick.
fcloud: no jakey takey
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Don't Take Jake!
Fancy_frenchman: Ccccccombo breaker
boardham: cool
MilkInBags: D:
BusTed: owie
7gorobei: ok that was pretty cool
Naesiir: Can you get him to grab the barrels??
JonnyGlitch: I bet that grapple attack heals him
boardham: giga grapping hook
RandomTrivia: Good thing the main characters are so much less squishy than the random nameless mooks designed to make the boss look intimidating
sydnius: that does not seem like a safe workplace
Dog_of_Myth: Sherry has flexibility, Monster has reach
wynternyghtynggale: hope they dont forget about our 50 million bananas
fcloud: haha he does blitzcrank
DaSunao: I mean, that was for a pint. I think he's already lost quite a volume
fcloud: ZZZZIPPP like fifty feet
boardham: that isn't ada wong, is she?
aClonedPickle: gun radar is on
GhostValv: oh not
Boon_33: pathfinding...
RandomTrivia: If ever disaster strikes and I have to have a prosthetic arm, I absolutely want one with a built-in hookshot like this boss
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pathing is perhaps not the best.
MilkInBags: GG
aClonedPickle: uh oh
Boon_33: now to find the elephant
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no!
Gaytanic_Panic: Rip
Cephallope: Suddenly downstairs
jibkat: F
InkyGhoast: F
SirMorek: lrrFRUMP
Gildan_Bladeborn: F.
MilkInBags: How do you survive a fall of like 5 floors
Orgmastron: F
GhostValv: bloobyF
BusTed: womp womp
RandomTrivia: @MilkInBags Plot Armour
incredulouspasserby: that's what you get for trying to win
aClonedPickle: gun!
fcloud: the power of protagonist
jibkat: The real win is the friends you make along the way
wynternyghtynggale: art?
fcloud: meanwhile in silent hill
RandomTrivia: NOPE. Don't like that
Gildan_Bladeborn: @MilkInBags - Jake? No idea. Sherry actually has a reason though.
e_bloc: that game slapped
ZeroskieS: Nightmare House 2?
theleerm: seriously tryin to spoop us here
Robot_Bones: Super Scary Hospital
boardham: some one took the time to carve eye sockets on those
Blessings_from_the_Void: Daymare 1998?
sydnius: beautiful people beautiful people
GhostValv: break?
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was Daymare, correct.
Dmc3628: there and i'll be there was Daymare
e_bloc: do you remember when they played non-RE games Kappa
Boon_33: are Elephants a big problem in the RE universe?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The greatest moment in voice acting history.
ButButTheJesus: i wonder if they fixed the dialgue
wargodmogis: The horror market is very small
Rhynerd: they announced a Daymare sequel earlier today!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, I feel that way about The Medium right now
x0den: the name remothered springs to mind for some reason?
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's going to the hospital.. and then he'll BE there!
wargodmogis: It's a prequal
Dmc3628: yeah they did
BusTed: Daymare 1994
splatty1: can't you hold the heal button to take multiple tic tacs at once
MilkInBags: you know what they say about big guns
Saintnex: I mean, there are not many horror games, and so many are so terrible, I guess bad RE knockoff isnt the worst?
fastlane250: long boi
Blessings_from_the_Void: Daymare 1994: Sandcastle is the title
Gildan_Bladeborn: They call it the "elephant killer" for a reason.
ButButTheJesus: thicc
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LarkSachrosis: That man went away
Robot_Bones: I'm not a good shot but this gun here fires really big bullets
OmnipotentTrevor: Jakes got combos?
NotCainNorAbel: now, if I could have two BIG and LONG guns in my hands...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, the Samaritan.
Boon_33: so the recoil makes you bend your elbows, but launches dudes it hits, got it.
MilkInBags: no you seabatUseless
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Boi_Ginny: This game sucks!
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wynternyghtynggale: we need bananas for breaks
niccus: that camera is just pulling huh
hesterbyrde: ook ook stretch time ook
PMAvers: oh no I'm a level 1 Jake oh nooo
fastlane250: It's only been an hour?
notthepenguins: only for bananas
x0den: but i just made dinner :(
ButButTheJesus: k i have to bed - bye folks, good care and take luck <3
jacobc131: Rip xoden, enjoy the meal
TokenMickus: I would love to stretch but... cat in lap, no moving, it's the law.
wickaboxet: I’m back, did twitch chat get rewarded a banana yet?
sydnius: GunRun
wynternyghtynggale: 🍌 we have a union and will only give info for bananas
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're holding out for 2 bananas.
x0den: 🍌
Orgmastron: Oh heck, I forgot about the FamJam this Friday!
PMAvers: Monkeys that scab are the worst.
cfpreston: il break lines for 1 banan
GhostValv: bloobyBlush
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: Aww Ben!
YeetTheRich_: lrrWOW
NotCainNorAbel: falling with you
Naesiir: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
SirMorek: Clap
itomeshi: woooooow
nightraven949: Beautiful 10/10
theleerm: 🍌
animated_fairy: Oh my god Elvis is in the building
JonnyGlitch: That was beautiful Ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake knows the way to Ben's heart: through copious punching.
SirMorek: Kiss that man
hesterbyrde: Next Roadquest needs car tunes.
saucemaster5000: love that forgotten final lyric
sydnius: lrrHERE
JonnyGlitch: You have a lovely singing voice
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember THIS part guys? You LOVED this part!
wickaboxet: The duet was wonderful, Adam and Ben
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, which nation, Sherry? Do you know where you are?
Gildan_Bladeborn: (You did not love this part, that was a lie for comedic effect).
JonnyGlitch: please don't burn me for being NICE, like SOME people
boardham: AMERICA
theleerm: so what the hell has this dink been up to?
GhostValv: true tho
Naesiir: painfully accurate, Adam
sydnius: rerun geez change it
animated_fairy: Pour one out for our boy Piers
fcloud: a large BOWgie
Gildan_Bladeborn: Kappa
shurtal: I mean it's true, but he should say i tlouder
GDwarf: That looked like it hurt
OmnipotentTrevor: "can't punch?" That sounds like quitter talk to me
GDwarf: Imagine being airlifted by your spine
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are plenty of other things around that you can still punch though Ben.
JonnyGlitch: because in life sometimes you can't punch your way through every problem, Ben.
boardham: get stomped on
Cephallope: I feel like a helicopter with a bomb would be more effective
sydnius: Roger
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you notice the conspicuous red poles, extended over gaps in the masonry, Adam?
boardham: The thing I like about RE is I don't have to follow the plot to know this is dumb
holidayMD: That is Yuri
RandomTrivia: That absolutely sounded like a Lowenthal voice
Gildan_Bladeborn: Around the corner, is where it was coming from.
InkyGhoast: Yuri is oinly Finn McCauley
MadmanOreo: The bullets are coming from inside the house, adam
InkyGhoast: are you distracting it Adam?
sydnius: respawn lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: They spawn in when you're not looking, directly behind you.
Pharmacistjudge: strictly jake a BOW?
InkyGhoast: no he's just a plot hole a mile wide
Naesiir: Adam is bringing the LoL farming to RE6
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game doesn't even slightly try to justify where they're all coming from, they just appear from thin air.
Asimech: Is Sherry Doomguy from Doom (2016)? The way she just casually crushes skulls like origami is uncannily similar.
PMAvers: Bunch of effin' Kayn mains, just jumping through the walls.
boardham: The chargers are Chad
StarWarsTHX1138: totally mishead you.... thought you said you were farming Anima
noSmokeFire: these charges SUCK
cfpreston: these charges aint shit
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sydnius: charges are sha na nal
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's a shortcut from the underground, it's locked from the inside at the moment Adam.
rasterscan: This music is weirdly low key?
boardham: the music in this game sounds like old cartoons
boardham: Tom and Jerry killing zombos to this music
PMAvers: At least this C-Virus is nice and makes the bodies self-cleaning.
crowyote: doot doot doot doot... WRRUUUUNG
hold_no_carter: lrrSPOT_BT
TStodden: with the fresh scent of pine?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: y'ever just boot someone gently in the butt and then they fall down in slow motion?
PMAvers: Lemon, probably, but pine's coming in the next model I hear.
boardham: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa with consent, yeah
crowyote: also apparently the C-Virus gives you a variety of automatic weapons and fetish gear. oh no wait that's just Jake's old unit... uuummmmm
sydnius: deja vu
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's what the AI wasn't doing a very good job of the last time you two played this section as the other team, yes.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes.
shendaras: I don't understand why you destroy guns you could be using on the monster?
Haroldholmes25: who thought going back to this area was a good idea
boardham: I'd watch attack on titan if it had more guns
PMAvers: But what if Jake had a jetpack?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @shendaras - those were AA guns (they don't point down far enough).
raulghoulia: last bit was way better
RandomTrivia: Yes, Illidan. You are memeing right
GhostValv: k
Haroldholmes25: the frick
wargodmogis: Cool game
RandomTrivia: Huh.
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
InkyGhoast: wut
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
theleerm: cool game!
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: skill based gaming.
Gildan_Bladeborn: How did that even happen?
NightValien28: the heck
Orgmastron: Wut??!?!
Nigouki: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Arclight_Dynamo: See, the key is learning to read the telegraphing. Kappa
sydnius: FBtouchdown lrrWOW
crowyote: woop woop
YeetTheRich_: we dark souls now
BusTed: seabatNogood
zeanith_helfire: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
LinearGif: lrrDOTS
SentientRatKing: ah so don't linger underground i guess
Naesiir: benginO7 benginO7
InkyGhoast: it's like i never stopped watching talking sim'
lamina5432: I look away for a sec
aussie_rob_w: What HAPPENED
TStodden: Insert COIN!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did Adam get steppied?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please no steppie.
RandomTrivia: No steppie until RE8 pls
JarofGoats: I still hear Cameron's 'Time for Steppie' everytime I cast stomp
BusTed: benginRemy
Stormthius: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
RandomTrivia: benginRemy ?
RandomTrivia: D'awwww
Excalibur_1867_: Remy says its his turn to play benginRemy
sydnius: CoolCat
wickaboxet: Remy, the great gamer
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ArkhamArchivist: Watch out for that giant Brisoner of War
BusTed: Give Remy the MadCatz controller.
YeetTheRich_: now that's just rude
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Kaaosa: [Remy will remember that.]
Boon_33: I bet
Kramburger: Give Remy a controller that sin't plugged in
Dog_of_Myth: Rude
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Give remy the little brother controller
itomeshi: Well, never inviting Adam over.
PMAvers: Nah, Remy gets the broken Circle Pad Pro
JonnyGlitch: It's a great way to spend quality time with family
saucemaster5000: I prefer playing games with an unconnected c ontroller
crowyote: CHRIS
ArkhamArchivist: It's all BOWver now
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: Adam can't fool me--I know he would be on the ground with Remy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam was following the NPCs.
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sydnius: use my sega activator
JonnyGlitch: I think it's smart if everyone is having fun
PMAvers: Wait, no, it was called the Turbo Touch 360 for the SNES. That's what remy gets.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So that is the Ben skip
Lokolos: I have siblings young enough to be my children, tried to do the unplugged controller thing to them, but then never fell for it. 4 years old and they could tell their inputs weren't doing anything... honestly they kind of scare me.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sniper is behind you Adam.
NotCainNorAbel: nice shit
NotCainNorAbel: shot
Gildan_Bladeborn: And in front of you.
Blessings_from_the_Void: @NotCainNorAbel Nice
DarkMorford: @PMAvers What about the Sega Activator? Kappa
Kaaosa: fall down
Makrosian_Tae: @zoe_myr hey, good on ya. Ads on streams is a small price to pay for a future you'll be paving the way for.
Kaaosa: they were really proud of it
Gildan_Bladeborn: They were very proud of it.
eric_christian_berg: Replaying stuff is kinda RE's brand.
saucemaster5000: you didn't do it right the first time
Enki1256: Helps make the game chaper. Reusing set piece alpha.
shendaras: But what if, 3 times?
RandomTrivia: It's twice as much gameplay for much less additional effort
Saintnex: Oh this game is terrible for repeating sections
noSmokeFire: just look at how big that guy is.
Darth_Litigious: Twice, so far...
Kaaosa: it's like when a kid wants to describe their macaroni art like there's some deeper meaning you couldn't see at first glance
wickaboxet: Reusing Content extends the total game time Adam
eric_christian_berg: Steej?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Fortunately, for Ben and Adam's sake, you do not have to play this section 3 times.
Blessings_from_the_Void: Steej
Haroldholmes25: Yes this not at all scary section is the best section to repeat in this scary game
shurtal: ngl, i loved that moment
Kaaosa: you'll know when I'm condescending to you, little streamer
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is how they were able to have a trex, cat and mothra by having budget cuts elsewhere
boardham: save
Kramburger: No Adam, being condescending is when you talk down to someone...
HorusFive: !hole
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Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrHERE
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: les miserables !
zoe_myr: and its really hard to talk down to adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is a trog hole Adam
wickaboxet: I didn’t mean to be condescending but when I add your name at the end it appears that way, Adam
boardham: Adam fell down the well
DiscordianTokkan: Hey, falling in holes is JAMES' schtick!
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Boon_33: boy i sure do love camerashake for long periods of time
wynternyghtynggale: only explaining for bananas 🍌
Makrosian_Tae: Wow Adam
Kaaosa: No adam, we can't explain condescension to you because you're not smart enough to grasp the idea :>
josh___something: DAaaamn
zoe_myr: savage
Pharmacistjudge: I am not sure I can talk down to adam...he is way taller than me
DarkMorford: Who's Will and why are we firing at him?
JonnyGlitch: We were criminals before we left, you lot were corrupted by the treasures of The New World
YeetTheRich_: ouch
Kaaosa: gottem
sydnius: getbsome prep h for this guy
saucemaster5000: condensation?
StreetRach: And by everyone, I mean me.
Mysticman89: Can't explain constipation
Kaaosa: absolutely decimated him
SnackPak_: dang, twitch chat is mean to Adam lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: My dad's from the UK Adam, I'm not Aussie
bv310: This is always the most hostile stream chat and it's kind of great
Kramburger: Technically
Kaaosa: watch me end adam's whole career
StarWarsTHX1138: Well at least you don't have to worry about getting mansplained to
e_bloc: condensation:water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it.
JonnyGlitch: It's a good thing you're both pretty
munchelll: I fuck it up constantly so
Himyul: What do you call an arrogant criminal going down on an elevator? A condescending con descending. Kappa
saucemaster5000: it's cause ben types in comic sans
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now... for what will be... your FAVORITE part of this game. Maybe. Probably not. Almost certainly not.
Cephallope: Gotta have your Thesaurus next to your keyboard
F1SHOR: ehh UK is made up by vikings and raiders so same thing really
YeetTheRich_: easy to look powerful when have control over the bananas
Kramburger: AGOTCHA
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're gonna have a bad time.
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, I have to show Reddit, Youtube comments and most of Twitter to say it's rather easy to not look smart in text.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Kramburger Aren't you dual citizen? We do still recognise the queen
Haroldholmes25: I mean it would explain how he got to australia
GhostValv: it takes effort to appear as dumb as me
Pteraspidomorphi: Mister Savidan
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, I'll bust out your middle name again :P
niccus: Streamer Savidan
Mysticman89: twitch comrade
ArkhamArchivist: What about "Seabs"?
e_bloc: Adam "streamer" savidan
wickaboxet: Have to look smart to impress for bananas (pls streamer, give banana)
raulghoulia: Streamer is my father's anme
wynternyghtynggale: Mr.Stream to you pal
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yes Streamerdan
sydnius: Herr Savidan
bv310: Can we call you Streamadam?
wynternyghtynggale: streamer*
boardham: Mr. Streamer
Kramburger: @Ba_Dum_Tish I was born here, I just not descended from convicts *Lifts punky finger*
NotCainNorAbel: is Or your middle name?
munchelll: they're velcro
argusthecat: Yeah, you can't just do that...
Himyul: they're velcroed on
Kaaosa: you gotta pre-cut it
DarkMorford: Velcro.
Nigouki: the velcro patches
YeetTheRich_: Adam " rlyAdam " Savidan
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret was that it was just velcroed on.
JonnyGlitch: Never trust an immediate promise of pay. Red Flag!
Arclight_Dynamo: Patches are often attached by velcro, so you can pull them off when you need to hide or change patches.
ICitizenErasedI: that's the final test to get in
DiscordianTokkan: It's all velcro
Excalibur_1867_: They are most likely velcro
fcloud: "uh, no, we dont have a deal. his exact words were "that blood belongs to the people of this nation and we'll take as much as we like, when we like"
boardham: they saw them on their skins so it's more manly
F1SHOR: ewlp ben will be missed
Saintnex: thats actually pretty smart
RandomTrivia: lrrwow
eric_christian_berg: Kick the turbulance!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
sydnius: LUL
InquisitorGaia: US Military switched to all velcro patches like a decade ago
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your favorite friend!
eric_christian_berg: I mean, does a plane after land uneventfully in this franchise?
Ba_Dum_Tish: How did we miss that in the carryon check?
Penguino_Rojo: I knew a guy who was pretty smart before he joined the Marines. They never let him have his brain back from that jar, sadly.
JonnyGlitch: 50 mil is "we need to think about it" kind of money, that, or they're not gonna pay.
TheTekkieman: Sir, you are exceeding the weight limit for this flight!
Boon_33: hijacking a helicoptor... what about the blades...
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raulghoulia: don't blow up the plane
Kaaosa: adam this is a terrible idea
boardham: wack a mole on a plane
Pharmacistjudge: @Aswanlikeneck this is resident evil
sydnius: NO RIDERS
MyBuddySuperfly: turn on the AC, quick!
Cephallope: This is fine
Dog_of_Myth: Nothing could go wrong with bombs on a chopper......
TokenMickus: Roasted bullets, yummy
StreetRach: Shoot the dude...
JonnyGlitch: @Penguino_Rojo there needs to be better debriefing / deprogramming. Those systems turn you into something very specific, people need to be brought back from that
BusTed: Kick B.O.W. in the nards.
Arclight_Dynamo: Has any vehicle in this game not crashed?
eric_christian_berg: Just relax and let it happen. Like dental work!
Gildan_Bladeborn: And it begins!
zoe_myr: The reason I'm going back to school is because the pandemic made my job as a pharmacy tech way to stressful. looking at you @Pharmacistjudge
Nigouki: yes, just jump through the downwash Kappa
boardham: cool jump
Duwani1: That is how that works
SnackPak_: jlrrCooltunes
saucemaster5000: bubble pop electric
Neddy471: "What do you think I am, an acrobat?" "Well, yes."
Penguino_Rojo: @JonnyGlitch I did know a guy who did manage to get past it all, but he went thru a lot to get there. Its right up there with PTSD treatment
ravenlord_xix: I’d be so afraid of jumping into the blades
notthepenguins: incredible tbh
Nigouki: Vulcan Raven!?
ArkhamArchivist: Good thing you already declared you were done with the Marines
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to this rail shooter section.
JonnyGlitch: where did he pull that from? it's bigger than the helicopter!
wickaboxet: Jump away from explosion because it’s tacticool
Boon_33: press A to release the DUCK
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's very not great.
Enki1256: The new Nemisis/Mr.X Looks terrible.
Excalibur_1867_: Survival horror game here
StreetRach: You can duck...
notthepenguins: can you just take out the chopper
ICitizenErasedI: did he just take a selfie to get her back up?
eric_christian_berg: Did he just heal you with his cellphone?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shoot his rockets.
Tangsm: Did he just tap you on the head with his cell phone?
boardham: weird mutant hanging from a helicopter with a gattling in hand is truly a great visual
Arclight_Dynamo: It knocks you off the gun? This section fails as both a shooter *and* a rail shooter!
JonnyGlitch: good question Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
niccus: rip
BusTed: rayfkWelp
JonnyGlitch: womp womp
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown
munchelll: LOL
Saintnex: welp
GhostValv: bloobyOops
YeetTheRich_: oops
HorusFive: lul
SnackPak_: Shoot the gas tank, pard'ner
Koios7: succinHead
Boon_33: lol
munchelll: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Pffft
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
raulghoulia: touchdown!
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: lrrHERE lrrCOW
boardham: lol
Penguino_Rojo: hightlight!
argusthecat: I want that to be my last words.
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
wickaboxet: Logic has no place in video games
floki4242: o7
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: Yep! Parachutes! Right there! And there they go! FBtouchdown
Kaaosa: and you call yourselves gamers
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nigouki: god this game is so stupid
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
argusthecat: "Look, parachutes!" *Dies*
dumpsterfire: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LinearGif: "Look, parachutes!" "Oh neat"
MyBuddySuperfly: look, parachutes! "oh"
josh___something: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Arclight_Dynamo: "It was the controller."
thatjerkherc: FBtouchdown
bv310: Look! Parachutes! There they go
ravenlord_xix: Yes, look as it falls past
Kaaosa: I don't think you're legally allowed to refer to yourselves as gamers now
MyBuddySuperfly: ben is precious
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TokenMickus: [Tombstone] "Look, parashutes!"
argusthecat: Wait... his patch is back!
Mivair: I keep thinking Adam's character is Leon and getting surprised when she speaks
argusthecat: Did he pick it back up?!
JonnyGlitch: Wait, this video game doesn't make any sense!
raulghoulia: did those marines have names?
Asimech: I mean Ben prefers punching and punching doesn't have ammo.
CaptainSpam: And Sherry's arms are ripped clean away when the chute stops him. The end!
boardham: he took go bag 101
JonnyGlitch: I had no idea!
Kaaosa: S? I demand a recount
BusTed: 🤔
ICitizenErasedI: he got an 'a' in backpack 101
Kaaosa: That was not an S rank parachute grab
wickaboxet: Graduated from backpack school
Boon_33: that heli was both about to hit the ground and like 20kft up when they jumped.
boardham: do you put your backpack inside a backpack for backpack school?
JonnyGlitch: What's the level 3 Melee buff?
JonnyGlitch: do you get abilities?
Kramburger: I feel like at Max Melee you should be able to rocket punch someone
aClonedPickle: i think it's just damage++
JonnyGlitch: Wow, this game is a total rip off
Pharmacistjudge: shock i have fingers
Gildan_Bladeborn: And here we learn some things about Sherry.
GDwarf: Welp, she's dead
Kramburger: So too action orientated and not scary :)?
YeetTheRich_: ah
GDwarf: Time for a single-player game
Boon_33: oofa
notthepenguins: jake like "hmmm"
thenight051304: dang
YeetTheRich_: what
argusthecat: WHAT
Rhynerd: “ELLIE!”
YeetTheRich_: pull it out ...
MadmanOreo: Hope that's not chris' blood.
zoe_myr: im no dr but that looks like a problem
JonnyGlitch: I've seen SO many references to newer games in this, it's so derivative!
argusthecat: Please be a QTE
DiscordianTokkan: "Not the metal, I meant your D"
Nigouki: do we find out Sherry is mutato too? D:
BusTed: augh
zoe_myr: noooooo
fcloud: wait so he WANTS her to bleed to death?
JonnyGlitch: No, Dead.
boardham: If chris can punch a rock, I'm sure she'll be fine
Svendryn: Adam and I are making the same face
Kaaosa: inject her with the red syringe
JonnyGlitch: He just killed her
MegaDosX: That's the one thing you're also not meant to do for a puncture wound like that
Kaaosa: give her lightning abs
Duwani1: T virus
itomeshi: ummmm
notthepenguins: oh, shes got a healing factor
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sherry regenerates, yo.
Kramburger: Nope, capcom says women in pain make sexy noises
JonnyGlitch: you don't pull the shrapnel out
InkyGhoast: Well to be fair, It's not exactly a new mutation for Sherry. She's had it since most of the way through RE2
sydnius: get the big tweezers
fcloud: "it's ok, i'll just use my backup lung"
josh___something: neat
noSmokeFire: wolverine, yo
ravenlord_xix: She woulda bleed out before even coming to
ArkhamArchivist: Nah, different Virus
Rhynerd: Sherry’s got a good version of T-Virus.
fcloud: "and i didnt get 50 million for it, either"
Boon_33: where does she keep her heart?
Rhynerd: It was T-Virus, right?
InkyGhoast: G virus
Styxseus: "Wanna tell me what happened?" "Nah"
wickaboxet: You have 2 lungs for a reason, do you really need 2, that’s just greedy imo
Electrodyne: She's weapon XII
Rhynerd: Ah, G Virus.
Kaaosa: datums
YeetTheRich_: dahtah
ICitizenErasedI: your tax details...
Kramburger: I've got a T-Virus for you, it call it my TENIS
fcloud: your w-9....
wynternyghtynggale: do it for the bananas 🍌
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you love something, never do it for free.
NotCainNorAbel: 50M, that's it. Sure I can make that back with your data
wargodmogis: Wait, you had all that on one device?
noSmokeFire: looking? for the data?
ICitizenErasedI: it's IN the computer!
bv310: Ummmm ackshually, Wolverine had the healing factor, not Supergirl
Kramburger: If she'd backed up to the cloud, we wouldn'yt have to do this
Cephallope: Your jacket is ruined though
sydnius: yay winterspring
Kramburger: Oh I've seen this movie
Blessings_from_the_Void: ZOOOOOOOM
aClonedPickle: time to find some labeled needles in a haystack
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sherry is going to start getting cold with that hole in her jacket
NotCainNorAbel: I thought snow poke was having sex in the snow
JonnyGlitch: Ben thought about it, but realized it was a terrible, bad, no good joke
Electrodyne: So... when you play as Wolverine Gal, do you no longer care about a health bar?
ya_boi_choco: do u really need his data when he standing right next to u?
GuilKato: if only she'd had a dataplan on her phone - then she could have emailed the data to the BSAA!
JonnyGlitch: though I shouldn't put words in people's mouths, even for jokes
GuilKato: but I guess they didn't spring for international roaming on her magic phone?
Pharmacistjudge: So surprise is a BOW too?
Kramburger: Don't call him Arnold like you're friedns Adam :D He's Mister Governer to you
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sniper fists for punching people at range Ben
Mysticman89: subscribe to onlyfists content
ICitizenErasedI: it's amazing that they managed to make re7 awesome after ... this
Ba_Dum_Tish: Like Agatha
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, you aren't Agatha can't snipe people with your fists.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Enjoy the bugs.
JonnyGlitch: I've been playing too much Subnautica Below Zero, I was getting anxious about body temp
sydnius: brood X!
fcloud: they're guava.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait, did I say "bugs"? I meant "horrible, horrible crows".
saucemaster5000: he prefers to be called arnie schwatrzwizzle
GhostValv: piss off bird!
Asimech: @Electrodyne Since when do triple-A games have the budget to reflect story in game mechanics?
Mivair: why we gotta t-bag the bird
BusTed: seabagging btw
wickaboxet: There are crouches of respect
BusTed: Goodall
StreetRach: Goodall
eDRoaCH: god i forgot how much fun i had with this game
JonnyGlitch: Gorillas in the Mist
YeetTheRich_: jane austen yes
eric_christian_berg: Adams in the Mist.
raulghoulia: Stone Cold Jane Austen
hesterbyrde: Goodall. Jane Austin wrote Pride and Prejudice
Kramburger: The one whose people tried to Sue gary Larson without consulting her?
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd watch "Jane Austin: Gorilla Whisperer."
fcloud: Stone Cold Jane AUsten
sydnius: GunRun GunRun GunRun
Neddy471: Richard Attenborough?
GhostValv: who was it? captain Janeway
Gildan_Bladeborn: Albert Wesker.
Pharmacistjudge: Jane Austin sadly didn't write the sequel 2 Proud 2 Prejudice.
CaptainSpam: Ted Wesker.
JonnyGlitch: Mueller? Muuuuuelllerrrr?
InkyGhoast: No his name is Albert Wesker
Kramburger: How Many Weskers do we have here?
Neddy471: It's his MAIDEN name.
fcloud: Albert "Muller" Wesker III
Saintnex: presumably its Jakes mums last name?
LarkSachrosis: Alber "Two Sheds" Wesker
lamina5432: mothers name
ArkhamArchivist: Wesker "Albert" Wesker Mueller
Tangsm: Adam is just like Jane Austen. Contemplating Jake's prospects in being a man of 50 million dollars.
DiscordianTokkan: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
boardham: He should just be Wesker, no last name
Himyul: Wesker Wesker Wesker the 3rd, of the New England Weskers
Neddy471: @LarkSachrosis My man!
skillchip: Like Chris "Boulder Puncher" Redfeild
x0den: "albert" is significantly less threatining than "wesker"
fcloud: Wesker W. Wesker, Esquesker
eric_christian_berg: Bert Wesker
sydnius: of wesker&wesker llc
ArkhamArchivist: RE6 would change a lot if Chris was constantly shouting "Albert"
Himyul: of the law firm Wesker Wesker & Wesker
fcloud: Al Wesker, proprietor of Big Al's Chevy Coliseum
notthepenguins: "I wont leave you ever again" - Adam, moments before leaving Ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, it's supposed to be night time and a blizzard... so they made the game map not show you much of the overall surroundings, so it's really easy to get lost in this section. Yay!
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
boardham: and the T-virus should be called Ayawesker
eric_christian_berg: Using a scope from three feet is a power move.
Pharmacistjudge: Ring out! Minion was seriously wounded, but the soul still burns.
wickaboxet: Don’t you just love overbearing weather effects that are disorientating
saucemaster5000: you killed doctor zhivago!
sydnius: turn the fog down
notthepenguins: you left him
raulghoulia: Is the other boy james?
Boon_33: is that a pool-noodle brand stun stick?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Trolled.
sydnius: migi
eric_christian_berg: From the same company that brought you the giant vibrator club from Saints Row.
RandomTrivia: Liber-*PUNCH*-ated!
hexy_lexy: @RandomTrivia PUNCHERATED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait until you see "part 2" and "part 3".
wickaboxet: Is this a follow the enemies to progress situation?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This ice area is the gift that keeps on giving.
RandomTrivia: HAH
Gildan_Bladeborn: Of things that suck.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man when did we enter Silent evil
Gildan_Bladeborn: Part 2 is kind of rad though.
boardham: the snow makes it scary
Kaaosa: capcom made lost planet and then never stopped making just ridiculous snow effects in their games
Asimech: @Gildan_Bladeborn So the honk that keeps on honking?
fcloud: his shoulder swap wont stick
SmoreThanAFeelin: artic thunderrrr
saucemaster5000: you don't have the right license for that thing
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can both ride the snow buggy.
animated_fairy: Snow mobile is the new jet ski
kumatsu: snowmobiles: basically jet skis
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the jet ski of land.
Excalibur_1867_: jet ski of the land
RandomTrivia: Pity there isn't a good sunset to ride off into... yet...
wickaboxet: Review reverted: snowmobile makes game good
BusTed: Saved!
YeetTheRich_: oh my god
RandomTrivia: LUL
ICitizenErasedI: LIBERATED!
kumatsu: WORTH
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Excalibur_1867_: @Gildan_Bladeborn jinx
PerfectDarkRitual: LUL
eric_christian_berg: Clip it!
boardham: awesome
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
SirMorek: LUL
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: bloobyF
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
StreetRach: I'M DEAD
argusthecat: Yeah! Freedom!
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: lrrWOW
raulghoulia: doesn't want to pay that 50 mil
Naesiir: well that's one way to get his blood
Excalibur_1867_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: long live the king
StreetRach: JFC; I needed that.
eric_christian_berg: Do it again!
Kramburger: Adam behaving like a degen from up country
Styxseus: :D
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
sydnius: !reel
boardham: liberated
Saintnex: FBTouchdown
CaptainSpam: "Jaaaaaake! How did this HAPPEN?!?"
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ICitizenErasedI: couldn't handle that much FREEDOM
SirMorek: did she just shout out for chris?
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Excalibur_1867_: PogChamp FBtouchdown
Saintnex: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is payback, for the many times Ben betrayed Adam in RE:5.
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatSKYLADY
saucemaster5000: it was the only option
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mr Adam's wild ride
Asimech: "Your partner's liberated!"
coolnezz09: That’s on the stream highlights
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginTraitor Ben hurt his partners never?
sydnius: hadouken!
Kramburger: Please, Dojo's are for Weebs. I have A Training Room in my garage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just leave the snow mobile there, for the return trip down the slope.
Kaaosa: Yo, I should start calling my little home gym my dojo. Thanks Kram
eric_christian_berg: Hi-ya!
YeetTheRich_: better run adam
boardham: run away from liberation
fcloud: "please, no, anything but family fun"
ICitizenErasedI: a fence! the natural enemy of snowmobiles
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: LUL LUL LUL
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no! What has science wrought?!
CaptainSpam: Pahhhhnts
eric_christian_berg: Fancy!
ICitizenErasedI: i'm going to put on some pyjama paaants and play on my graaaand piaaaaano
rasterscan: What even is this game anymore?
Faulpyr: What was it? Grundle shorts?
rasterscan: What purpose does this part serve for the story?
sydnius: but my security deposit!
YeetTheRich_: this is scary horror game
Kramburger: The snowmobile became broken in a way that's nobody's fault
LordZarano: Is that a trombone?
Gildan_Bladeborn: At some point you can both rid those.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just not right now perhaps.
Gildan_Bladeborn: *ride
eric_christian_berg: Mothman?
eric_christian_berg: Is this Fallout 76?
sydnius: Adam Kart
Arclight_Dynamo: #LifeGoals
Kramburger: Oooops
LightingExpert13: and we will never see the bicycle kick bird
YeetTheRich_: this game is a garfield kart knock-off!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam has already lost track of you Ben.
LightingExpert13: is this the first time we have seen other creatures get the virus?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Isn't this section awesome?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Kaaosa: got his ass
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: don't listen to him that's a condescention thing adam
BusTed: We're breaking up.
ICitizenErasedI: savi-DAMN!
shendaras: All it took was RE6, the best game of the series.
Asimech: IDK. That sounds like the sort of thing a monster would say, Ben.
raulghoulia: ResiEvi6 killed Let's Nope
Gildan_Bladeborn: Irreparable differences were cited in breakup of comedic duo.
BusTed: no booli
GhostValv: voxyBully
Ba_Dum_Tish: Snow man is an island
MegaDosX: X to Doubt, Adam
MegaDosX: :p
Himyul: Adam, choosing to be the victim again.
Kaaosa: adam just has a very bulliable face
Makrosian_Tae: Bulli bulli, GIDA BULLI
Makrosian_Tae: Giga
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
raulghoulia: Uh that was murder
couldntpickausername: I just got back with soup. who's being mean to adam?
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: whoever is being mean to Adam, meet me outside
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now... to go ALLLLLLLLL the way back.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BusTed: Hah.
kumatsu: wait which Jeff
Gildan_Bladeborn: Backtracking is fun, right?
LightingExpert13: she has great eyesight for finding a white usb in the snow.
nyarlathotep2317: how brittle are those containers to get kicked open like tahat
Arclight_Dynamo: "I didn't mean to be mean, but it's just really funny, see..."
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man Sherry you need bigger USB sticks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben is... correct.
Himyul: 0/10 cannot yeet self into the abyss
wickaboxet: It’s amazing she can do this with a hole in her abdomen
Kaaosa: There was a dude I worked with, who, every time I saw him I just had the urge to smack the shit out of him (would never do it but it was just my first thought when I saw him), and I told him and he was like "I get that a lot"
sydnius: your path will find you
Pharmacistjudge: Sherry as a punk kid who grew up in the should know to put the USB on a chain.
saucemaster5000: she's the rock in rampage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dive onto your belly!
Asimech: Yeah, there was a hole in Sherry's back, but it's gone now.
Pharmacistjudge: she also can regenerate her jacket
YeetTheRich_: gamer strats
nyarlathotep2317: hell yes
BusTed: rayfkSanic
Kaaosa: what
Juliamon: Less friction
Pharmacistjudge: has anyone went on a waterslide in a wetsuit?
Forgotten_Lizard: I think her jacket still has a hole in it
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure there's a rendered hole in the back of her parka, actually.
theleerm: i once almost died doing that!
saucemaster5000: we call it the mario mushroom
TokenMickus: Never done that *takes notes*
raulghoulia: fewer friction
SirMorek: Why i'd *never*....
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wellllll if the shoe fits
Makrosian_Tae: We can't help it, you just have such a bullyable face Kappa
sydnius: ever go face first and lose your suit? lrrWOW
Juliamon: smaller friction
notthepenguins: yeah, theres still a hole in her jacket
Gildan_Bladeborn: Less speed not make go fasts.
hexy_lexy: tiny friccy
SnackPak_: less ass drag
HundreydAundre: Aren't we idiots two? Well, I ought to be, to say the least.
TwitchingPokki: tiny grind ass
YeetTheRich_: also cross your feet so you only have friction on one heel
Kaaosa: widdle fwiction
hexy_lexy: @Kaaosa UwU
Ferisar: it's not about the size of the friction
Makrosian_Tae: If the suit doesn't fit, you must acquit
BusTed: ya gotta cinch it
Lysander_Gustav: hello everyone!
Kaaosa: hi ferisar
Pharmacistjudge: last time I went to a waterpark I wore jammers and those let you just rip down slides
Kaaosa: i see you
saucemaster5000: "oh no my suit fell of all by itself offficer"
Ferisar: hi fellow twitch user @Kaaosa
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
BlindProphet32: seabatSKYLADY
kumatsu: last time I went to a waterpark was like, 2008
NotCainNorAbel: I like how they have the same friction running in the snow as they did on the road.
Ba_Dum_Tish: There are people who have had their ladies pocket get damaged from water slides
Lysander_Gustav: I was wondering how this chapter of the game would be like in multiplayer.
GhostValv: break?
raulghoulia: ewww
Boon_33: did Ben just Guile box kick that thing?
theleerm: arent they related?
kumatsu: smooching, gross!
NotCainNorAbel: Ben and sherry kissing in a tree...
RandomTrivia: If Chris and Piers didn't get to smooch, Jake and Sherry definitely won't get to
wargodmogis: If Chris and Peirs don't get to smooch, no one can
Gildan_Bladeborn: I remember how their campaign ends, and it's a hell of a thing.
hexy_lexy: eww! is this a smooching stream?!
Xx_JAG_xX: you'll get cooties!!!
Nigouki: They're gonna mix their antibodies, if you know what I mean Kappa
YeetTheRich_: smooching is GAY ... no wait
BusTed: 🔥
raulghoulia: and wallet chains
Electrodyne: if you smooch in the game, you smooch in real life
Pharmacistjudge: I think they are both going to grow tentacles...and the tentacles will smooch...because they are both infected monsters.
BusTed: Cool guy.
Ferisar: oh no they are gonna smooch
Arclight_Dynamo: I bet that went real great since butterfly knives are ILLEGAL in Canada, too.
wickaboxet: Aren’t they trying to cure cooties, isn’t that the plot of this game?
animated_fairy: Oh they’re gonna smooch
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben your brought a knife to Lets Nope
saucemaster5000: I had a friend who accidentally brought a cane sword to school and got suspended
kumatsu: where's the scene music for staring out the window?
Kaaosa: what if we smooched in front of the corpse of the BOW? 👉🏾 👈🏾
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DiscordianTokkan: Oh, THAT'S Zippotricks McEdgelord!
hexy_lexy: Bizza of War
Xx_JAG_xX: what if he doesn't know how to smooch and he's just acting like he does??
MadmanOreo: So like all those guava dudes just gave up, or is the cabin home base?
wynternyghtynggale: babbas of war
wynternyghtynggale: Bananas of War 🍌
BusTed: Was it a courtesy cackle?
Ferisar: oh yeah, cleon
Gildan_Bladeborn: It made it into the highlight reel of MY HEART Ben. I laughed so much it gave me a stitch in my side.
Fletcherizer: getting spoopy up in here
aClonedPickle: Rebecca is RE0
Ba_Dum_Tish: Claire is RE2
Kaaosa: claire is the one who is related to chris
PerfectDarkRitual: RE2 and Code Veronica
Ferisar: claire is from re2
Spacepup: Maybe enough complaining about the highlight reel can get it on the highlight reel.
TwitchingPokki: she's in 2 as well
InkyGhoast: Claire is Re2
PerfectDarkRitual: Rebecca was in 0
InkyGhoast: Rebeccas is 0 and 1
Kaaosa: claire and chris have the same last name
DEATHlikescats: Rebecca Chambers is in zero
raulghoulia: good lord
Arclight_Dynamo: I I see, it was a fakeout, not a gross move from Jake.
Kaaosa: to signify the familial relationship
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to... defend a cabin in the woods.
HundreydAundre: There was.... a z e r o?
sydnius: sister Chris stain
NotCainNorAbel: I'll take evens
Ba_Dum_Tish: Has Ben's mike broken?
Veste: claire was also in code veronica iirc
aClonedPickle: code veronica?
Pharmacistjudge: code veronica
fcloud: code veronica
raulghoulia: power stone
saucemaster5000: no kissing it's against camp rules
Kaaosa: You're thinking of Zombie Revenge
InkyGhoast: Code Veronica
animated_fairy: Oh they’re gonna smooch HARDCORE
Lysander_Gustav: wow, not zombies
GhostValv: sonic adventure
YeetTheRich_: banana first, we don't trust you
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know those parts of 4 that had you barricade houses? Remember how much fun those were?
BusTed: Guess we have another game to play before 8.
Pharmacistjudge: sadly they aren't remaking code veronica
raulghoulia: nIGHTS into dREAMs
SmoreThanAFeelin: One Punch
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
hesterbyrde: BORK
Dog_of_Myth: Bork Bork
BusTed: tqsBORK
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy benginOh benginYe
Gildan_Bladeborn: That juggle tech.
Ferisar: god damn guile players
Lysander_Gustav: He's like M-bison but a twink
Pharmacistjudge: Adam that sounded very Beej
saucemaster5000: we call that window the meat fgunnel
wickaboxet: Remy said it was his turn on the Resident Evil
Makrosian_Tae: @raulghoulia We have a lot to thank Nights for when you think about it. It was their special edition release that gave us the first controller with joystick
Arclight_Dynamo: I have never seen a log cabin tactically breached before.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time... to run!
El_Funko: Has Ben not passed the gun tutorial yet? why does he not get a gun
notthepenguins: i had never considered a breach attempt on a log cabin
Styxseus: Ohhh no
sydnius: door liberated
Naesiir: looks like you'll need to snuggle up to stay warm now
jetpixi: Punch it, Chewie!
Gildan_Bladeborn: And this begins... part 2.
SirMorek: Oh man, it's 1080 snowboarding!
hexy_lexy: Bebber Bizza still cracks me up! its gonna live in my head rent free forever
Styxseus: What xD
notthepenguins: Ben has a moral objection to gun, @El_Funko
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaaha
Tangsm: How do you hear this?
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
Lysander_Gustav: great time for a conversation
objectivefailure: This girl just say she's God?
Tangsm: How is this conversation happening?
Arclight_Dynamo: "I don't hate you... you big dummy!"
YeetTheRich_: gotta go fast
saucemaster5000: "i don't like you and you don't like me" "I like you"
Styxseus: Is this a love-comedy-survival-horror-action now? :P
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: anyone ever play Sled Storm on the PS1? the one with Dragula on the soundtrack?
LightingExpert13: you go faster with sound effects
raulghoulia: whoa don't go that far
Ferisar: good ol taddle boats
SnackPak_: arch your back!
sydnius: deliver that pizza
Gildan_Bladeborn: I am SO excited for you two wonderful spoop boys to discover what "gameplay innovation" they introduce for "part 3" of the ice level.
jetpixi: was gonna say watch out for trees, but i guess boulders were the real issue
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Good joke Adam
Lysander_Gustav: Now I'm reminded of that sonic game
raulghoulia: Jake the Snake
Tiber727: This is just a reskinned version of the Jetski scene in RE4.
ArkhamArchivist: Jolid Jake
YeetTheRich_: metal gear?
Xx_JAG_xX: you mean from the hot game super smash bros!?!?
saucemaster5000: solid jake is the dollar store gift your grandma gets you
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gundamschwing: Well this is happening.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I went to the store, and the man told me THIS is what you wanted.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Break time?
Boon_33: gee Adam, try to drive more like Ben :)
hexy_lexy: Metal Resident Evil?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: boulder troubles, better call Chris
HundreydAundre: MGS 6: The Jagged Jake from RE6
BusTed: Desire to be expedient.
raulghoulia: Adam's working right now
Gildan_Bladeborn: The joke is that Ben was the one that got killed that time.
BrindleBoar: even Spheda?
cfpreston: jake finally left state farm
Gildan_Bladeborn: And that time.
RandomTrivia: And for those times, we have benginRemy
SnackPak_: Adam is the hero we deserve
BrindleBoar: LUL
saucemaster5000: that's fair a mail it in as an audience all the itme
Boon_33: Adam, you're a international treasure.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam can write?
Lysander_Gustav: He is the lord of Spheda
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam's the kid who always gets a consolation pat on the back from the coach. "Yeah, I know kid. Good hustle."
Veste: keep your spheda
jetpixi: "Hey Siri, what is Spheda?"
mowdownjoe: Man, he's really good at Spheda.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll be honest, I started watching Adam for Spheda
sydnius: turn on google maps
raulghoulia: Picard
saucemaster5000: jean luc picard
gundamschwing: Jean Luc Picard
Styxseus: Piccard?
jetpixi: Jeremy Moogles
GhostValv: Picard?
RandomTrivia: Discount Patrick Stewart? lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: All I ever remember is the dude that REALLY ate it on the downhill.
ICitizenErasedI: captain of the enterprise Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: Herman... Maier?
DeM0nFiRe: Jean Luc Pisard is that actor from Stor Truk, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! My grade five teacher was an Olympic gold medallist skiier.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want to say?
dweebert91: Body Miller
Gildan_Bladeborn: His crash was spectacular.
Darth_Litigious: Jimmy Chairlift?
wickaboxet: They are hitting sick jumps bro
ArkhamArchivist: The Yeti From Ski Free
Boon_33: Peekaboostweet
SirMorek: reverse avalanche?
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
SirMorek: the hell is this
Lysander_Gustav: what in the world is this sequence
Asimech: Jean-Luc Brassard?
BobROE: You were right Adam
Tiber727: Ben's slip-up about Spheda in Dark Souls makes someone to mod Spheda into Dark Souls.
BobROE: But I think there were a bunch of them.
El_Funko: Wayne Gretski
Tiber727: *makes me want someone to mod in Spheda
Dog_of_Myth: Picabo Street
SnackPak_: Alan Skiboot
plav0ie: jean-luc brassard is a canadian freestyle skier
DiscordianTokkan: Brassard was free-style skiiing, yeah
YeetTheRich_: 100% btw
hexy_lexy: LUL
CaptainSpam: Wow, this part sucks.
Boon_33: Serge Yager
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cool runnings?
CyberColossus: |Anakin Skiwalker
BusTed: I remember Picabo Street
El_Funko: no I didn't, I spelt it like ski-ing
GhostValv: Brian boitano
El_Funko: get shit on
Neddy471: "Jean Luc Brassard Wins 1994 Gold in Downhill"
hexy_lexy: Walter Jetski
ravenlord_xix: Gordon skishoe, brother of Gordon lightfoot
eric_christian_berg: Funko is the alpha?
jetpixi: damn @El_Funko LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Reading the joke explains the joke
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: If you forgive Funko, you forgive all of us
frogomb: Captain Jean Luc Picard USS Enterprise. Captain Jean Luc Picard USS Enterprise
Ferisar: the sigma
Asimech: Jean-Luc Crétier?
jetpixi: Nah. Funko > Rest of us
Triforcecwp: Alexandre Bilodeau won mens moguls in 2010.
Manae: Why do these two keep going down chutes
Lysander_Gustav: what?! What the heck is this sequence?
Naesiir: Franck Piccard
gualdhar: Jean-Paul Jones?
juneblue58: There is but one chat.
saucemaster5000: nah we checked the rules we're all good
hexy_lexy: @frogomb Starprise Entership
raulghoulia: now you're changing the rules
Pharmacistjudge: Jean-Claude Killy was in the 60's
Tiber727: They Yoshi jumped a snowmobile.
RandomTrivia: "If one of you is right, you're all right. If one of you is wrong, you're all wrong"
LightingExpert13: no no funko is part of chat right now
MWGNZ: funko has the VIP badge, granting exemption
RandomTrivia: LUL
AmberLampLight: Chat is absolved
Styxseus: :D
raulghoulia: UNIONIZE!
SrMuskrat: Jon Jones?
theleerm: so funko is monke ambassador?
Kaorti: is it just life or just Adam?
DeM0nFiRe: "I don't make the rules" -- Guy who made all the rules
papa_princesse: It's Alex Bilodeau, Québec guy
GhostValv: nepotism sucks...
Driosenth: Zeno's goalpost
LightingExpert13: he is part of the banana wanting monkeys
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yup, that was him - Hermann Maier: the only Olympic skier I will ever remember the name of, because of his absolutely spectacular crash.
ArkhamArchivist: Is the lesson "Don't Trust Adam"?
juneblue58: What if Chat moves the goalposts now?
Naesiir: 1992 Silver Medalist Franck Piccard
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote rules
LRRbot: Quote #4407: "I just assumed because it's Rule 34 they're all 34 years of age." —Beej [2017-10-18]
eric_christian_berg: Let's Nope is an elaborate metaphor for late stage capitalism.
theleerm: unionize!
MegaDosX: Just when we think we have the answers, Adam changes the questions
ContingentCat: Unionize!
sydnius: someone get funco on the adam doll
Kaorti: is Adam Managment?!?!?!
GhostValv: seize the memes!
Vyous: This just in, Adam is anti-union Kappa
hexy_lexy: unionize!
johntms907: Monkes rise up!
wickaboxet: Adam being the zookeeper of our monkey troop
juneblue58: XD
ContingentCat: Yeah Bezorb says the same thing
wynternyghtynggale: do it for the bananas !
juneblue58: Okay, Jeff. :P
OmnipotentTrevor: Eat the Twitch!
saucemaster5000: I'll scab for y'all
theleerm: monke union!
DeM0nFiRe: Adam "Jeff Bezos" Streamer
Pharmacistjudge: anyone have the "babies, lend me your ears?" clip?
Dog_of_Myth: Twitch Chat Union Local 420
Arclight_Dynamo: Who're you going to listen too, chat? Your fellow chatmembers, or Adam, representative of Big Streamer?
NotCainNorAbel: Higher wages for Chat!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Does Adam work for Delta or Amazon?
DEATHlikescats: ook union
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EmiyJam: Unionize!
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theleerm: 🍌embrace monke socialism🍌
Makrosian_Tae: My (33) twitch chat (23,36,87,44,12,19,42, etc) have Unionized!
ashesandmochi: aaaaa i came back from a bike ride and only JUST remembered it's tuesday spoopsday
Asimech: Adam "Bourgeoisie" Savidan.
jetpixi: you got this
wickaboxet: Ook ook union ook
YeetTheRich_: adam is just the WWE making up rules on the fly at this point
ICitizenErasedI: seize the means of moderation!
serramarkov: To be fair, he did explicitly call out El_Funko.
Tangsm: Don't worry, he's built like a tank.
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PMAvers: Scab monkies are the worst. I mean, what kind of monkey would be like "Yeah, I'll do your job but for less bananas?" That's just pure evil, homes.
Ferisar: ???
BusTed: Sucks to be that guy.
hexy_lexy: hey look its Adam Savidan's Monster! :p
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Styxseus: Who was that guy?!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: rip...that guy, I guess
Lysander_Gustav: oh, keycard, that useful
hesterbyrde: I am totally not a monkey-bot and I would not benefit from unionizing. It's just not for me. Adam is a great monkey-leader and I don't think he should be punished for his prosperity at our expense.
Asimech: @PMAvers "I'll do your job, but for peanuts" surely.
Naesiir: The other skier would be 1998 Gold Medalist Jean-Luc Cretier
CaptainSpam: Huh. Well, screw that guy in particular, whoever he was?
Tangsm: Who was that guy? Why was he in a frozen mine?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "What does it take to kill that thing?" Well more than one random dude, at least
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for a stealth section
TwitchingPokki: he's got a new arm, it's a pipe bomb!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know how in otherwise action-oriented games, your FAVORITE THING in the ENTIRE WORLD is a mandatory stealth section?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, like Vince McMahon wants to keep chat a group of independent contractors.
Excalibur_1867_: that guy had lost tourist vibes
TwitchingPokki: trash can
Lysander_Gustav: yay
TwitchingPokki: knew it
ICitizenErasedI: LUL
ContingentCat: good job Ben
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Nightecho06: Not the bees
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Kramburger: GOOS JOKE... no really
Haroldholmes25: good joke streamer FBtouchdown
jetpixi: Now you're the waifus
wynternyghtynggale: into the waifu
hexy_lexy: GOOD JOKE BEN
Styxseus: How many drills is on that arm? =_=
gualdhar: now Ben and Adam are Waifus
PMAvers: Ashley is just sitting in the garbage can as well. "Hi!"
NotCainNorAbel: where could that have gone?
bv310: I can't believe that worked
eric_christian_berg: NotApeNoreMonkey
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theleerm: na-larth-lo-tep
Gildan_Bladeborn: This part is exceptionally bad.
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DiscordianTokkan: It's like Neil Arthur Hotem
DiscordianTokkan: *Hotep
wickaboxet: While ads, discuss union
NotCainNorAbel: Is the moonbase out of redvines?
sydnius: GunRun
DGZenos: I got my first dose booked. super psyched. only 3 weeks till i'm half immunized
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer69 [obligatory “nice” comment here]
DarkMorford: Trukk not Monkee
Makrosian_Tae: @discordiantokkan is that really how it is? I thought it was Nee-ah Larth O-tep
DGZenos: reject humanity. return monkee
circusofkirkus: who are we electing as union rep?
DarkMorford: @Makrosian_Tae I usually just call her Nyaruko myself lrrBEEJ
NotCainNorAbel: Union rep should be the mods
wickaboxet: Who can negotiate for banana
nyarlathotep2317: @Makrosian_Tae that's the way I've nostly hear it
Makrosian_Tae: @darkmorford I prefer the more culture Chiyo-nee
Makrosian_Tae: cultured**
NotCainNorAbel: They will protect us from the streamer; elfunkScav
StreetRach: @DGZenos 5G sooooon
jetpixi: hi
SnackPak_: jlrrCooltunes
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
RassilonDND: OH we got another fam jam coming up?
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Ben
Asimech: @LoadingReadyRun Were you thinking of Jean-Luc Brassard, Crétier or was there a third skiier?
Lysander_Gustav: bright eyes?
sydnius: lrrWOW
jetpixi: I love Total Eclipse of the Heart
GhostValv: picard?
plav0ie: freestyle skier
plav0ie: from Quebec
Neddy471: Yes.
jetpixi: you said it
saucemaster5000: no you said jean-luc brasard, not brassard
Naesiir: Franck Piccard or Jean-Luc Cretier
Arclight_Dynamo: You laughed at "Jean-Luc Brussard," thinking that chat was making fun of Jean-Luc Picard.
couldntpickausername: Jean Luc Brassard captain of the USS Entership
RassilonDND: Oh hey, they are hiding in the waifu protector
Gildan_Bladeborn: No no - the space guy was Patrick Stewart.
Robot_Bones: No that was a Gundam Pilot
Styxseus: He's like "I'm gone!"
Boon_33: teamwork
jetpixi: LUL
Kaorti: No, the Gundam pilot was Duncan Idaho.
Kramburger: Hey, how 'bout this gameplay, sure are playing a game hey?
Tangsm: If these two are going to kiss, I'd really rather they do it now in the dumpster.
sydnius: this area is bugged
wickaboxet: Skyrim stealth logic here
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aren't you having fun, in this mandatory stealth section?
NotCainNorAbel: The space guy is Harrison Ford
RassilonDND: I thought the space guy was the dude from reading rainbow. I wish he would read me more stories
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can kill the bugs.
Gildan_Bladeborn: But you can't get "in front of" them.
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
BrindleBoar: splorch
RandomTrivia: Welp
GhostValv: k
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, see. the thing is, eventually he catches on.
ashesandmochi: levar has a podcast!
ICitizenErasedI: rumbed!
Styxseus: What
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hermann Maier
eDRoaCH: trying to 2nd screen while i play re village and keep turning around looking for someone w ith a chainsaw
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: uh oh spaghettio
ashesandmochi: Drill Hand
ICitizenErasedI: rumbled, even
fastlane250: Smoothie'd
Dog_of_Myth: Waifu Smoothy
sydnius: will it blend
neisan2112: I just want Blitz ball in FF14
DarkMorford: @RassilonDND Geordi L'Orange?
ArgentumFlare: How can you say that when literally any fishing mini game exists?
Pharmacistjudge: i'm sure sherry can out regenerate a blender...she's wolverine right?
frozenphoenix7: But what about lightning dodging?
wargodmogis: Forced stealth sections in actions games ar so fun
circusofkirkus: how can you say that when Junimo Kart exists?
jetpixi: @neisan2112 least we're getting a farming sim?
PMAvers: Because he's trying to get a rise out of chat.
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
neisan2112: @neisan2112 Ngl I'm super excited for that
jetpixi: same same
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SirMorek: please please play it
raulghoulia: kick punch
DarkMorford: Oh, is it Rhythm Tuesday now?
SirMorek: kick punch, kick punch block
Juliamon: Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
fastlane250: every parappaverse song is abanger
sydnius: many whelps
empyreon: Toast the buns!
Veste: TOAST, the buns
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DiscordianTokkan: I only remember In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky funky flow
frogomb: When I say boom boom boom
fastlane250: Butter, butter, butter, joins the CRACK Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: bam bam bam
Veste: how much of the noodles song do you know ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have fun with this next bit.
SirMorek: don't pause in the middle, cmon lets jam, now step on the gas
Lysander_Gustav: pistol-whipping giant lightning-bugs to parapa-rappa is surprisingly soothing
Pharmacistjudge: i'll be honest, I get parapapa and unjammer lammie mixed up
Robot_Bones: MotherFucking Hydration!
Makrosian_Tae: Now remember boys, Beej is on RIGHT AFTER you
Makrosian_Tae: Don't forget
wickaboxet: So when is Ben launching his parappa cover band?
Kipstar: love that emo fringe he's rocking
nyquister_: GAMEPLAY!!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's paid hourly.
NotCainNorAbel: He's a gamer
Boon_33: monster must be depressed
Kramburger: He's a gamer, attention span is too short
Arclight_Dynamo: Why doesn't he show a little initiative for one lousy time in his life?
YeetTheRich_: flapflapflap
ashesandmochi: oh i don't like the look of this map
Robot_Bones: Maybe he's a little depressed adam, Maybe he just needs someone to talk to
Tangsm: Looking around corners is the moth's job, and they're unionized.
GhostValv: seems great to me :)
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HondoTrigger: this game has my favorite cover out of any resident evil game, it looks like a giraffe getting to third base
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Saintnex: Oh right, THIS section
Kaorti: Decent working conditions? Yes?
theleerm: yes!
BrindleBoar: you get health care? Kappa
SirMorek: the union's got drill arms!
Kramburger: An 8 hour workday?
SirMorek: i bet he's got dental
NotCainNorAbel: you mean how he gets paid even if by not fault of his own he gets paid. yeah I want that
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam "Known Industrialist" Savidan.
serramarkov: He's 30 second from his break, or he has to wait another 2 hours.
Veste: in da RAIN or in da SNOW
theleerm: join the union for free drill arms!
animated_fairy: We’re not getting paid for this, soooo
wickaboxet: Get paid bananas hourly, yes
Rhynerd: I don’t wanna go around 1-hit killing survival horror protagonists.
serramarkov: Permission granted
empyreon: "put these kids to sleep, will ya?!"
Kramburger: If unionising was bad, why is Adam trying so hard to talk us out of it?
serramarkov: Please don't die.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: that looks distracting
jetpixi: distract him with death!
raulghoulia: it's fine she'll heal
karpma: she heals quick right?
GhostValv: k
YeetTheRich_: it's ok she can regenerate
Saintnex: There’s two dumpsters
notthepenguins: youve got a healing factor itll be fiiine
Lysander_Gustav: this is a long death scene
ashesandmochi: that's a long death sequence
ICitizenErasedI: that's what happens if you're not unionised
NotCainNorAbel: that was....a lot
Arclight_Dynamo: @Saintnex Both are screaming?
sydnius: lrrFINE
niccus: she only has plot regeneration
wargodmogis: Why was there a tomb raider death scene
jetpixi: Traitor Ben
Kramburger: Jake is sus
RedRaptor: Top 10 Anime Betrayals
YeetTheRich_: didn't wolverine regenerate from one drop of blood at one point?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Karma!
notthepenguins: more than once @YeetTheRich_
Lysander_Gustav: woot checkpoint
Gildan_Bladeborn: Keep going my dudes.
notthepenguins: the first time was supposed to be a special thing and then it just became an always thing
Veste: you gotta run
YeetTheRich_: sergeHubris
jetpixi: i haven't seen Total Recall in a long time
e_bloc: Adam turns into Heath Slater
Haroldholmes25: oof
Pharmacistjudge: cannon drill!
jetpixi: i should fix that
El_Funko: I've got five kids to feed!
TeacherSeanTV: This part.... camera killed me so many times
Saintnex: Oh Ben and Adam miss all that great dialogue from hiding in the dumpsters lol
Veste: yeah
Boon_33: Gee Ben, try running like Adam.
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Find a way to subdue the Refrigerator.
johntms907: !advice
wickaboxet: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
Stormthius: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
sydnius: TableHere
DiscordianTokkan: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote death
LRRbot: Quote #10: "I am become Death, destroyer of sheep." —Alex [2015-02-03]
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because gamers LOVE those.
Kramburger: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
nyquister_: "Gary here never gets to see his daughter because of people like you! Now, where are the plans!!!"
Pharmacistjudge: because they are both regenerator you have to one hit kill them
YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot yup thats RE for you
NotCainNorAbel: Ben, you don't need to outrun the monster, you just need to outrun Adam.
hesterbyrde: BEcause when your characters regenerate it's the only way to add stakes
Gildan_Bladeborn: 1-hit deaths are how you know you're having fun.
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
wickaboxet: Today’s theme of the stream: condescension
Rhynerd: “People liked Nemesis, what if we put in a big dude that people had to run and hide from?”
sydnius: !findquote dumpster
LRRbot: Quote #1209: "Luckily dumpster doesn't care." —Graham [2015-12-02]
Gildan_Bladeborn: In... the next several seconds.
ICitizenErasedI: what a twist!
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's literally RIGHT there.
saucemaster5000: just give ben a little push and you can get away
notthepenguins: did he just... teleport?
jetpixi: what content
saucemaster5000: is beej the bear in this scenario?
wargodmogis: What type of bear?
Tangsm: You could just do that with Remy.
ICitizenErasedI: loading ready ... RUN!
Boon_33: Bear-Quest
YeetTheRich_: askmaster took a dark turn
Nightecho06: the sloth bear
raulghoulia: Sun Bear
circusofkirkus: Grizzly or polar
saucemaster5000: rocket bear
ArgentumFlare: koala bear
Mysticman89: ask wheeler
HondoTrigger: sloth bear
Boon_33: the cheetabear
notthepenguins: His name is Todd
BrindleBoar: a hungry one?
YeetTheRich_: volibear
CyberColossus: so many bears are quick
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wrong question Adam - you want the smallest, least threatening bear.
Saintnex: Time for puzzles
Ferisar: the bear is mach 1
Kipstar: Nitro bear
Manae: I just hope the first Crapshot after filming is back to normal is Beej or Cam having been alone in the Moonbase since March last year
GhostValv: you don't exist!
Ferisar: i repeat the bear is go fast
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also sun bears 100% exist.
lamina5432: a beagle named bear
SrMuskrat: sun bears definitely exist
DiscordianTokkan: Sun bears totally exist
Arclight_Dynamo: Google says the grizzly is fastest.
wickaboxet: Did you see serge catch that cheese on live, no way he’s getting caught
neisan2112: Oh get the bear from the new Slaughter to Preveil video.
ravenlord_xix: A hungry one
Penguino_Rojo: Brown bear, according to google
serramarkov: Sun bears are real.
BusTed: uh oh, adam has made an assertion
Electrodyne: Bear in a Concorde is fastest
DiscordianTokkan: They got those long tongues
eDRoaCH: a bearetta
jetpixi: brown bears
DEATHlikescats: I love when they introduce new constraints 75% through the game
Leedopo: I literally went to the zoo when I was a kid to see the sun bear.
neisan2112: They're cute af
Kramburger: Sun Bears can still tear open bowling balls like a packet of chips
jetpixi: they are the fastest
skydivingmonkeys: bear grylls
crowyote: yep, they're cute
Mysticman89: koala
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're very small.
sydnius: stutz bearcat
Boon_33: Australian drop-bear
Nightecho06: Fighter of the Moon Bear
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not koala small thoug.
Gildan_Bladeborn: *though.
Electrodyne: Hyperbearic
YeetTheRich_: it's the 1 billion bears that defeated the sun
jetpixi: lemme try that again...Brown bears are the fastest at 35 mph
juneblue58: Drop bears aren't especially fast, that's why they're ambush predators.
ashesandmochi: WHY is that a mash
crowyote: panda bear
ICitizenErasedI: jeremy bearamy
Kramburger: G A M E P L A Y
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's okay, sun bears don't *look* real, either
Mysticman89: ti-bear
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
Gildan_Bladeborn: The key is "slippery".
StreetRach: Clearly rigor mortis has set in...
LordZarano: Prying it out of their cold, dead hands
Penguino_Rojo: "Bearly Legal" that count?
Nightecho06: Is a sun bear a spirit bear? No a spirit bear is its own
saucemaster5000: everything is made up
jetpixi: 35mph=56mph
HondoTrigger: sun bears run faster than the 99 buffalo sabres lost in the stanley cup finals to the dallas stars
theleerm: i knew a kid named sunbear, his parents where as you'd expect
skydivingmonkeys: lava bears are also real
Ferisar: baja blast bear
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mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
jetpixi: wait! 35mph=56kph
thatjerkherc: The guy swallowed the key probably.
blue_lore: breyaBust breyaChut
YeetTheRich_: giraffes also sound made up when you think about it, yet unicorns somehow don't exist
DiscordianTokkan: Heya raiders!
wickaboxet: Twitch chat is always right
Kaaosa: I'm waiting in the wings, Ben
Excalibur_1867_: benginRaid benginRaid
LordZarano: Sun Bears absolutely look like a Pokemon
venga_bus: raid raid raid
Kaaosa: :v
nyquister_: Welcome buschut!
affinityartifacts: <3
Gildan_Bladeborn: How is it that he can't SEE you?
SirMorek: Bring back hooty
Nightecho06: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! Hi Olivia! lrrHEART
StarlitGhost: a long Serge?
Kaaosa: WOW
neisan2112: Oh hai Olivia!
Kaaosa: heck you adam
Stormthius: TombRaid TombRaid FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like... I'm pretty sure he wasn't tracking you by echo location before.
venga_bus: oof
drawnbinary: a long Serge
ArgentumFlare: Second bomb maybe?
Electrodyne: Break the sound bearier
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, if it matters to you, Adam, you should *make* time. :)
Saintnex: So this isn’t the way this puzzle is completed?
BrindleBoar: is this like Indigo Prophecy, where you don't actually want to mash hard or possibly at all?
circusofkirkus: "puzzle"
Kramburger: We can't plot without the mcguffin
AutomaticWool: Wow this is a really cool game
BusTed: Dang.
JoeBalsamic: I just pooted
ArgentumFlare: She takes a thousand years to stand up good lord
Nightecho06: "are you an effective team?"
Kramburger: This
Kramburger: Game
Kramburger: SUCKS
Boon_33: this game is a real spooper
long_bad_cutscene: this is so bad
wargodmogis: Cool game
DiscordianTokkan: This game honks
ICitizenErasedI: were you even on a page that time?
jetpixi: this seems fun
Phenomenonsense: This looks right to me
Gildan_Bladeborn: Is it possible for Adam to not run to the key?
sydnius: ice frogger 0/10
Saintnex: So there is something you are missing
Veste: there are multiple things tbh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can you crouch move across the ice to make less noise?
Veste: it's fine
crowyote: what you need is a bear
Saintnex: Adam can get to the key side without you doing thisp
Veste: it's the game not giving info
crowyote: XD
GhostValv: ye...
Lysander_Gustav: is there a sneak button?
Kipstar: this seems like a lot of fun
Saintnex: There is a partner prompt near the broken ladder
sydnius: yeet then key
GhostValv: wat
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: He saw you.
Phailhammer: benginFacepalm
Koios7: succinHead
KCMcG: Cool game
Excalibur_1867_: What??
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
ICitizenErasedI: his savidan sense was tingling LUL
ArgentumFlare: He heard you running down the road lmao
Nigouki: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
thatjerkherc: He could smell your fear
raulghoulia: I uh don't like this
sydnius: COOL game
wickaboxet: Good game
Saintnex: Wow this game SUCKS
AmberLampLight: lrrWOW
hesterbyrde: I smell capitalism... and exploited monkeys.
Kramburger: Uh Sir, the AI is Metagaming?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Those monkeys deserve a living wage!
jetpixi: LUL
hesterbyrde: Fifteen bananas an hour.
neisan2112: Wow, this fucking game
jetpixi: well. that sure didn't work lol
saucemaster5000: oh my god are you okay?
Koios7: succinHead
AmberLampLight: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: this is stupid! clap clap clapclapclap
Styxseus: That looks so silly
Nightecho06: "action packed gameplay"
Saintnex: I think you also need the remote mines too Adam
venga_bus: i hope that isnt chris's blood
Kramburger: Damn, he's not going to be in Resident Evil 9!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember kids: this is a very scary video game, and not a comedy.
wickaboxet: @gildan_bladeborn there seems to be an overlap a lot of the times
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: yeah this is big brain time
Kramburger: ADAM
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't get complacent.
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Styxseus: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
prince_infidel: benginDab
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
ICitizenErasedI: adam clenched for just a moment there
Saintnex: Lol
Nightecho06: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ThirdGames: Heyyy it's my favorite spoopy boys! How are you two this fine day?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like... seriously, don't go slow here.
ArgentumFlare: You missed you chance for the highlight reel
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or do.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm not your dad.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
DEATHlikescats: !lottery
EvilBadman: 20m til Beejtrayal
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
FadedOverseer: Lol
jetpixi: i learned what the bases are the other day
Arclight_Dynamo: It's third base in Imperial.
jetpixi: 1st base is the shoulder.
Boon_33: they raided while you were taking turns getting drilled.
Kramburger: Depends on how old-fashioned you are
jetpixi: according to Victorian folk
CyberColossus: Hey
jetpixi: LOOK
ICitizenErasedI: 3rd base is seeing her ankles
karpma: first base is showing ankle
Kramburger: 1st base is spending time alone without a chaperone
YeetTheRich_: canadian third base is sex in a canoe
DarkMorford: I thought first base was holding hands?
Kaaosa: first base is seeing the weenie I thought
neisan2112: Smoochin
AmberLampLight: All that door practice pays off
Mysticman89: what kind of baseball are you playing?
crowyote: @ICitizenErasedI beat me to it lol
DiscordianTokkan: I always heard it as Frenching, Feeling, Fingering, Fuckin
Styxseus: Do we? :D
LithelyUnshod: TOS
nyquister_: In what country is that first base?
Kipstar: hey, woah, there's kids watching this!
HondoTrigger: second base is heavy petting
RedRaptor: Haven't you heard of the shoulder touch?
sydnius: third base is sharing pizza
Boon_33: 1st base is on a baseball court duh.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: *the* talk? I never actually had that, go ahead
venga_bus: booba
jetpixi: for the proper Victorian era folk that was it
circusofkirkus: katesLewd
SquareDotCube: First base is what you can't slide into
Tangsm: home run is all the way
thatjerkherc: yea
saucemaster5000: first base is the one you run to first you all play baseball weird
GhostValv: tqsSmug
ThirdGames: All the way is a home run
Kaaosa: 2nd base is light conversation after the dick pic
Arclight_Dynamo: "Home" is fukkin'. Because you score, see.
crowyote: home run is when you get out the kink stuff
prince_infidel: 1st: Kiss, 2nd: topless, 3rd: going down
Mysticman89: first base is where your command centre is
BrindleBoar: it's 2021, second base is exchanging nudes
Manae: I always heard kiss, top, bottom, all the way
Spacepup: Home run has gotta be all the way.
Angnor33: The bases are completely variable depending on age and location.
Diabore: iirc 2nd os over, 3rd is skin to skin, home base is everything
niccus: is this second base
MegaDosX: Ook ook
thatjerkherc: a bid drill is a home run
Nightecho06: Swordfight!
ArgentumFlare: We have a bigger drill, we win
Kramburger: 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Natedogg2: This is the real sex ed class.
GhostValv: I watched this anime
raulghoulia: frenching, bra action, underpants action, all the way
theleerm: "twitch teachs sex ed"
circusofkirkus: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
Mysticman89: exchanging news is basically how people introduce each other these days
theleerm: 🍌🍌🍌
neisan2112: I'd never know tho.... benginCry
Gildan_Bladeborn: Verging on 3rd.
SmoreThanAFeelin: drill on drill action
notthepenguins: BEN
wargodmogis: I tyhink this is called docking
Kipstar: "touching tips"
venga_bus: now this ispod racing
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BjjBrain: do we peel the banana?? Cheers all?!
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Lysander_Gustav: This is weirdly lewd
crowyote: the drills are touching
wickaboxet: WE GET BANANAS!!!
Haroldholmes25: I guess he must be feeling pretty bored
Kramburger: We're sounding!
eric_christian_berg: Home base is penetration, so...
long_bad_cutscene: drill odcking
sydnius: sword fight!
raulghoulia: weren't you talking about that guy from Total Recall earlier?
Boon_33: drill on drill action? WHO ASKED FOR THIS
Styxseus: Ohh, it's like a wizard-duel?
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
crowyote: he's even wearing weird fetish gear for this scene
Styxseus: But with drills?
jetpixi: got to home base with him
CyberColossus: CHEW HIM UP!!!!
venga_bus: third base is like doing qte
long_bad_cutscene: so it was good for him, but was it good for the drill?
ICitizenErasedI: struck a thick vein of LIBERATION
eric_christian_berg: This is RE, keep going until he's chum.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... you guys know that, definitively, you did not beat him.
Tiber727: How do you like being drilled through the chest?
circusofkirkus: We did it! FBtouchdown
SquareDotCube: what a boring action scene
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because you've seen the future already.
crowyote: yeah he'll be back
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
notthepenguins: good thing hes too stupid to sidestep
theleerm: he'll be bakc
childrenofnonation: This the before times in Gurren Lagann
ArkhamArchivist: Didn't dissolve into goo, clearly not dead
Boon_33: well I'm not gonna miss that monster.
Nightecho06: Just two dudes being bros
BrindleBoar: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
saucemaster5000: imagine being drilled by tumblers
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: "I mean, sure, I can have giant shards of metal taken out of my back and I heal fine, but that's prolly ONLY me right
CyberColossus: capcoms Link roll
AmberLampLight: Ha, good thing he doesn’t have a healing factor
crowyote: rolling into the sunset lol
Haroldholmes25: god this game is stupid
ArgentumFlare: I must go, the zombies need me
BusTed: Sleeping bag
objectivefailure: My man rolling uphill
BjjBrain: @childrenofnonation omg yes! Drill to the heavens!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This next bit is... well you'll see.
Lysander_Gustav: we make our own fun
jetpixi: my sleep overs were stupid apparently.
notthepenguins: to be fair @DiscordianTokkan she needed the metal pulled out first and im sure there's no one who could pull the drill out of him right
MadmanOreo: Is the steamroller a sex move?
BusTed: Ouch.
RandomTrivia: Have you ever tried to split a banana 675 ways? It's not easy
jetpixi: we did that at school
Boon_33: um, uhhh
raulghoulia: if she can heal, he can heal
Duwani1: boob jiggle incoming
crowyote: quick time event to skip cut scene
saucemaster5000: remember to put a condom on a banana before plowing
Mysticman89: do you have to do it while squeezing the bottom of the banana
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... you guys KNEW that. Because you saw the scene in China, in Leon's campaign.
Haroldholmes25: drill man with the rko outta nowhere
Natedogg2: Maybe he has a twin brother.
jetpixi: she's shrouded in evil
jetpixi: it's comfy
ICitizenErasedI: if we were unionised we'd have at least ... THREE bananas
raulghoulia: I have two windows open, do I get two bananas?
DiscordianTokkan: @notthepenguins Fair! Until the game decided to do it anyways, hah
neisan2112: She's got "hot video game girl" warmth, doesnt need more clothes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake didn't know what his dad's name was.
petey_vonwho: just got here, and question, is that the blond girl from RE4?
YeetTheRich_: huh?
ICitizenErasedI: @petey_vonwho nah, it's sherry birkin from re2
crowyote: nooooo he's not the one who played catch with me in the back yard
ArkhamArchivist: No, it's the blond girl from RE2
Nightecho06: Bueller
Haroldholmes25: wait that's it?
wickaboxet: You said banana at end of stream, so where banana?
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Styxseus: Antibodies = bloodtype
saucemaster5000: papa wesker can you hear me?
ThirdGames: and that's the end roll credits
ArgentumFlare: Welcome to the family son
Tiber727: @petey_vonwho The blond girl is Sherry, the little kid in RE2.
DiscordianTokkan: The end! No moral!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @petey_vonwho - Nope, RE:2.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Remember, Beej is on next
petey_vonwho: ok
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe stop here?
Excalibur_1867_: Yeah, Play it Foward is next
ICitizenErasedI: one day you'll have big enough arms adam
DiscordianTokkan: There's Beejtrayal at Krondor yea
raulghoulia: covid
Nightecho06: to hide his face?
circusofkirkus: why is he in a vault
hesterbyrde: What the actual fuck... why is he laying there like that.
SnackPak_: did twitch chat remember to tell Adam and Ben hi from Beej and Heather?
thatjerkherc: Is this Payday?
Robot_Bones: Safty Adam jeez
sydnius: die hardmsn
objectivefailure: Oh Shit, we playing Payday 2
jetpixi: No shirts allowed
Electrodyne: Asuka minions
ArgentumFlare: Theres a pandemic out adam, thats why
neisan2112: Naw this is Payday 3!
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Styxseus: Suuuuure
drawnbinary: no toes on twitch
RandomTrivia: LUL
GDwarf: They're decorative guns
until_may: This does not feel very resident evily...
jetpixi: WHAT
GhostValv: wat
Tangsm: What
jetpixi: WHY
crowyote: too quiet
Styxseus: what
notthepenguins: WHAT
long_bad_cutscene: what the shit was that breakdancing bit
YeetTheRich_: ah
neisan2112: What the fuck is going on??
Makrosian_Tae: Wait
YeetTheRich_: sure
Lysander_Gustav: That is the worst medical gown ever
Haroldholmes25: uhhhh
Enki1256: He's to valuable to kill.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They developers were very proud of that.
wargodmogis: What is she wearing?
jetpixi: NO
chaostreader: They don’t want to kill him.
drawnbinary: whomst?
YeetTheRich_: why not
txzen_: but when that tiger guy got punched
Haroldholmes25: excuse me
niccus: a hideo kojima game
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT??
Kramburger: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
wynternyghtynggale: what.... jiggle
BjjBrain: LOL
theleerm: whhhhyhyyyepBH
long_bad_cutscene: the fucking boob window
frozenphoenix7: GAME WHY
Lysander_Gustav: oh god it's terrrible
Boon_33: um, uhhh
Stormthius: wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
jetpixi: FFS
raulghoulia: please stop
juneblue58: Game...
GhostValv: this hospital sucks
neisan2112: The fucking jiggle
Styxseus: Hahahaha
Lysander_Gustav: why though
Tangsm: God dammit
Nightecho06: Thats a wrap folks!
josh___something: y tho
SmoreThanAFeelin: whyyyyyy
objectivefailure: This is the worst hospital gown
Dog_of_Myth: Capcom why???
StreetRach: WTF is she wearing??????
theleerm: noooooooooooooooooo
hesterbyrde: At least they're both equally sexualized? Jake was laying there like a pornstar.
crowyote: she's got boob jiggle but they're literally flat
jmhodges: whyyyyy
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, Adam is watching... physics.
juneblue58: This is so many levels of nope.
BjjBrain: it's like a sewed on shower curtain lol
Kaaosa: oh dear
circusofkirkus: what the fuck kind of hospital gown is that
YeetTheRich_: this is stupid! clap clap clapclapclap
murmzy: END GAME
drawnbinary: [laminated paper noises]
DarkMorford: Adam plz
josh___something: TOS
thatjerkherc: Niiiicceee
Boon_33: WHY, nevermind
txzen_: that is a very complicated hospital gown
LightingExpert13: such an odd gown
letfireraindown: Awesome, just needed to look to the fucking movies
SpoonfullOfSugar: what" hospital gowns are always made of multiple pieces
Gildan_Bladeborn: Painstakingly rendered... physics.
prince_infidel: So...RE sucks
Lysander_Gustav: ugh
InkyGhoast: woooooow
jetpixi: had the devs never been in a hospital?
sydnius: lrrWOW
objectivefailure: This idiot put the hospital gown on backwards
PMAvers: I blame Ada for this.
RandomTrivia: I think she's wearing the gown backwards...
raulghoulia: third base
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
hesterbyrde: WHAT THE HELL
juneblue58: This game sucks again.
Boon_33: 400% more knots on the gown
crowyote: why wouldn't they jiggle
bv310: a comical amount of jiggle physics
drawnbinary: no support in there
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 4 separate pieces!
BjjBrain: Dr Manhattan jiggle matrix lol
crowyote: boobs are filled with jello, right
Tangsm: And we're done.
Phailhammer: It clearly shrank in the wash. lrrBEEJ
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prince_infidel: RE6 is a bad game for bad people
txzen_: I kinda get that gown you can until whatever part you need to do surgey on
crowyote: that's how boobs work
saucemaster5000: kojima DID make this
Stormthius: great stopping point
drawnbinary: how long would it take to tie all those???
eric_christian_berg: We didn't have any gowns, so we tied a bunch of handkerchiefs together.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Strictly accurate boob physics.
crowyote: SCIENCE
GhostValv: next week is RE village :)
nyarlathotep2317: TIDDIE GOWN
txzen_: total normal, not just for the jiggle physics
Styxseus: We've hit full saturation
aClonedPickle: four thin strips of cloth tied together
dankmemeter: second base!
txzen_: so many bows
hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream, guys!
JuniorRoll: Thank You
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks for the streammmm
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream lrrBEN and lrrADAM
sydnius: hu is on first
Ritaspirithntr: Well, guess we’re coming back to THAT next week!!
wickaboxet: Are you giving banana now?
jetpixi: lrrAWESOME
hesterbyrde: Beej It Forward!
BrindleBoar: Nice.
SmoreThanAFeelin: Oh nice!
circusofkirkus: WORMS!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Excalibur_1867_: Loved the stream! Thanks guys
Stormthius: oooooh wheeler is finally on yugioh?
Saintnex: Thanks Ben and Adam, that was hilarious
MegaDosX: Worms hype!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Worm?
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Pharmacistjudge: Actual worms and not that tank game?
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream guys <3
jetpixi: what is a FamJam?
hexy_lexy: FAMILY JAMILY
BusTed: jlrrBaby
circusofkirkus: jlrrBaby
drawnbinary: beejtrayal at krondor :))
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBaby
jetpixi: deathg26ThatsMyJam
raulghoulia: didn't you win Handedly last time?
sydnius: aw no more wheeler losing at hearthstone
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrBaby
RandomTrivia: @jetpixi They play a bunch of limited and whichever team wins the most matches in a given time window gets bragging rights
Robot_Bones: Giant Baby Adam
josh___something: There was a centaur alien
hexy_lexy: Bengineering? more like Bentertainment!
jetpixi: @RandomTrivia ah neat :)
circusofkirkus: but you scanned it before dying!
A_Dub888: Not the Bonk Bonk!
Mysticman89: aphromoo aspires to be you
jetpixi: benginDab promotion
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: Woo! seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
theleerm: YES
Excalibur_1867_: I just downloaded LoL because of you Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben and Adam together at last
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: HAH
SmoreThanAFeelin: ooooooo
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: gottem
Kaaosa: get his ass
ExhaustedElox: Hey boys! How's things?
Styxseus: :D
jetpixi: oh yeah the UPS lol
Scrubbodiestobears: wow i just tuned in to a MURDER
ICitizenErasedI: i'm here to report a murder
Phailhammer: cya :)
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam and Ben! lrrHEART lrrHEART
sydnius: lrrHEART
ExhaustedElox: See you soon
eric_christian_berg: Bye!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeee
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEART
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Byyeeeee
RandomTrivia: *be-boop*
Saintnex: Bye!
DarkMorford: Goodbye Discord
Rhynerd: bye!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Styxseus: o/
jetpixi: lol i was like..."am i in a discord vc?"
Rhynerd: Thabks for the stream!
YeetTheRich_: bye discord
DEATHlikescats: discon
ThirdGames: That made me check my own Discord...
drawnbinary: I thought I was gonna miss krondor yesterday when I was out of town and this morning I remembered that timezones are wack and I live in Australia
LordZarano: @drawnbinary How is your autumn/winter going?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: Oh hi Windows sounds
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The rumors are true, a Betrayal at Krondor happened! Beej is even in Chapter 2 now! | ||
NotCainNorAbel: We BAK baby!
djalternative: Kron that Dor
LightingExpert13: oh my so he finally made it to krondor. Going to have to watch that one.
Mysticman89: mic 5
SigiledScryfish: MIC FIVE
LightingExpert13: we can hear you mic 5
asthanius: Michael 5, there's a call for you on line 1
DeM0nFiRe: Heather's on mic 5!
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cthulhu_illithid: eyy 2 months
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cthulhu_illithid: mic 5
BrindleBoar: What's the frequency, Kenneth?
MaverickArtist: Mic 5 is Alive
PMAvers: Michael 5 went back in time and dated his mom and erased his own existence.
asthanius: What a Gamer
encoh: What a gamer
drawnbinary: oh I have to restart my Chromecast to make this work
Sibwow: gamer alert
DaSunao: jlrrCoolgame
Nigouki: jlrrCoolgame
encoh: Heck yeah
Mysticman89: and then a dragon
TheAinMAP: jlrrCoolgame
Robot_Bones: Poggies my doggies
SigiledScryfish: Oh shit is Adam here?! um uh FBtouchdown
BlueBuddhaX: It's your boy
Sibwow: something about a horse
raulghoulia: took an arrow in the knee
DaSunao: @SigiledScryfish katesLewd OOK OOK katesLewd
asthanius: something something "bunnyhugs"
DarkMorford: "Hi, it's great to be here"
Mysticman89: babies don't even have object permanence
Sibwow: this game is for babies!
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
drawnbinary: something about Adam's gigantic brain
SigiledScryfish: @DaSunao OOK OOK
Robot_Bones: Babies are jobless bums
Sibwow: dont open the jar and let the tiny man out
PMAvers: I think it's less that it's gross, and that he thinks people who drink it are small children.
Robot_Bones: That is an Adamism but he mostly said it to troll chat
asthanius: orange soda and cream soda are both great. orange creamsicle soda is therefore very great
Arclight_Dynamo: ♫ Can I get a Krondor, do you want more? // Cookin' raw with the Midkemia boy ♫
djalternative: Kehl Loves Orange Soda
Juliamon: Bring back Orange Vanilla Coke dammit
djalternative: #KeenanandKehl
Juliamon: I wasn't done enjoying it!!!
DarkMorford: I'm fine with orange soda, personally. Not my first pick, but I have no problem drinking it.
djalternative: I'm just happy I get to enjoy cherry vanilla
SigiledScryfish: @Juliamon Coke Freestyle machines have it always!
Sibwow: orange soda is a sometimes soda
RoastedGravy: Grape soda FTW.
Juliamon: SigiledScryfish But I can't keep that in my house
djalternative: Orange Soda is great when eating Mexican
Sharinity: hi
SigiledScryfish: @Juliamon not with that attitude
djalternative: fruit sodas in general are great with mexican
Sibwow: @Juliamon go to the machine and fill up a huge tank
RoastedGravy: I want some grape soda now.
Juliamon: if I'm having Mexican, gimme that agua de jamaica
TheAinMAP: Hello.
AussieBrainDoc: Hi Beej!
cthulhu_illithid: BEEEEJ
SigiledScryfish: huh... just now realizing I've never seen the Play it Forward intro
SnackPak_: lrrBEEEJ
cthulhu_illithid: you are the only channel streaming betrayal at krondor btw
Juliamon: hibiscus is best flower flavor, fite me lavender lovers
EricTheOrange: chapter 2 of.....
RoastedGravy: How many chapters are there?
Sappo569: yay your streaming krondor is my new favorite thing to tune into
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome back to "Betrayal at Krondor." Did we get betrayed yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, chapter two! Time to clear out all the new content on the map!
RoastedGravy: The opposite of a Beejdrop: The Beejrising
LordZarano: LRRevolt
Krelera88: There are 9 chapters
Juliamon: !store
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TehAmelie: oh hi. it's rare that my sleep cycle allows me to watch this show
djalternative: @Juliamon I'm with you on hibiscus
nyarlathotep2317: I subbed and bought merch today
Sibwow: are there menu easter eggs?
ghyllnox: I think the note and stickers I got in the mail today was the Patreon thank-you, made my day! Ty so much!
Arclight_Dynamo: Did producing those Blu-Rays take longer than 11 seasons of sketches?
TehAmelie: i'm unreasonably happy about getting the discs at last
DarkMorford: I should look into Blu-ray authoring and stuff. Curious how many more things can go wrong than with a DVD. :p
hesterbyrde: I'm going to miss the Beej-poof when he gets it cut after he's vaxxed.
TehAmelie: probably an unimportant question, but when i got the form i put in a different name, as i've changed it in the yearsn since. but the same address and all that. is that okay?