Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because you've seen the future already.
crowyote: yeah he'll be back
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
notthepenguins: good thing hes too stupid to sidestep
theleerm: he'll be bakc
childrenofnonation: This the before times in Gurren Lagann
ArkhamArchivist: Didn't dissolve into goo, clearly not dead
Boon_33: well I'm not gonna miss that monster.
Nightecho06: Just two dudes being bros
BrindleBoar: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
saucemaster5000: imagine being drilled by tumblers
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: "I mean, sure, I can have giant shards of metal taken out of my back and I heal fine, but that's prolly ONLY me right
CyberColossus: capcoms Link roll
AmberLampLight: Ha, good thing he doesn’t have a healing factor
crowyote: rolling into the sunset lol
Haroldholmes25: god this game is stupid
ArgentumFlare: I must go, the zombies need me
BusTed: Sleeping bag
objectivefailure: My man rolling uphill
BjjBrain: @childrenofnonation omg yes! Drill to the heavens!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This next bit is... well you'll see.
Lysander_Gustav: we make our own fun
jetpixi: my sleep overs were stupid apparently.
notthepenguins: to be fair @DiscordianTokkan she needed the metal pulled out first and im sure there's no one who could pull the drill out of him right
MadmanOreo: Is the steamroller a sex move?
BusTed: Ouch.
RandomTrivia: Have you ever tried to split a banana 675 ways? It's not easy
jetpixi: we did that at school
Boon_33: um, uhhh
raulghoulia: if she can heal, he can heal
Duwani1: boob jiggle incoming
crowyote: quick time event to skip cut scene
saucemaster5000: remember to put a condom on a banana before plowing
Mysticman89: do you have to do it while squeezing the bottom of the banana
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... you guys KNEW that. Because you saw the scene in China, in Leon's campaign.
Haroldholmes25: drill man with the rko outta nowhere
Natedogg2: Maybe he has a twin brother.
jetpixi: she's shrouded in evil
jetpixi: it's comfy
ICitizenErasedI: if we were unionised we'd have at least ... THREE bananas
raulghoulia: I have two windows open, do I get two bananas?
DiscordianTokkan: @notthepenguins Fair! Until the game decided to do it anyways, hah
neisan2112: She's got "hot video game girl" warmth, doesnt need more clothes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jake didn't know what his dad's name was.
petey_vonwho: just got here, and question, is that the blond girl from RE4?
YeetTheRich_: huh?
ICitizenErasedI: @petey_vonwho nah, it's sherry birkin from re2
crowyote: nooooo he's not the one who played catch with me in the back yard
ArkhamArchivist: No, it's the blond girl from RE2
Nightecho06: Bueller
Haroldholmes25: wait that's it?
wickaboxet: You said banana at end of stream, so where banana?
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Styxseus: Antibodies = bloodtype
saucemaster5000: papa wesker can you hear me?
ThirdGames: and that's the end roll credits
ArgentumFlare: Welcome to the family son
Tiber727: @petey_vonwho The blond girl is Sherry, the little kid in RE2.
DiscordianTokkan: The end! No moral!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @petey_vonwho - Nope, RE:2.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Remember, Beej is on next
petey_vonwho: ok
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe stop here?
Excalibur_1867_: Yeah, Play it Foward is next
ICitizenErasedI: one day you'll have big enough arms adam
DiscordianTokkan: There's Beejtrayal at Krondor yea
raulghoulia: covid
Nightecho06: to hide his face?
circusofkirkus: why is he in a vault
hesterbyrde: What the actual fuck... why is he laying there like that.
SnackPak_: did twitch chat remember to tell Adam and Ben hi from Beej and Heather?
thatjerkherc: Is this Payday?
Robot_Bones: Safty Adam jeez
sydnius: die hardmsn
objectivefailure: Oh Shit, we playing Payday 2
jetpixi: No shirts allowed
Electrodyne: Asuka minions
ArgentumFlare: Theres a pandemic out adam, thats why
neisan2112: Naw this is Payday 3!
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Styxseus: Suuuuure
drawnbinary: no toes on twitch
RandomTrivia: LUL
GDwarf: They're decorative guns
until_may: This does not feel very resident evily...
jetpixi: WHAT
GhostValv: wat
Tangsm: What
jetpixi: WHY
crowyote: too quiet
Styxseus: what
notthepenguins: WHAT
long_bad_cutscene: what the shit was that breakdancing bit
YeetTheRich_: ah
neisan2112: What the fuck is going on??
Makrosian_Tae: Wait
YeetTheRich_: sure
Lysander_Gustav: That is the worst medical gown ever
Haroldholmes25: uhhhh
Enki1256: He's to valuable to kill.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They developers were very proud of that.
wargodmogis: What is she wearing?
jetpixi: NO
chaostreader: They don’t want to kill him.
drawnbinary: whomst?
YeetTheRich_: why not
txzen_: but when that tiger guy got punched
Haroldholmes25: excuse me
niccus: a hideo kojima game
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT??
Kramburger: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
wynternyghtynggale: what.... jiggle
BjjBrain: LOL
theleerm: whhhhyhyyyepBH
long_bad_cutscene: the fucking boob window
frozenphoenix7: GAME WHY
Lysander_Gustav: oh god it's terrrible
Boon_33: um, uhhh
Stormthius: wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
jetpixi: FFS
raulghoulia: please stop
juneblue58: Game...
GhostValv: this hospital sucks
neisan2112: The fucking jiggle
Styxseus: Hahahaha
Lysander_Gustav: why though
Tangsm: God dammit
Nightecho06: Thats a wrap folks!
josh___something: y tho
SmoreThanAFeelin: whyyyyyy
objectivefailure: This is the worst hospital gown
Dog_of_Myth: Capcom why???
StreetRach: WTF is she wearing??????
theleerm: noooooooooooooooooo
hesterbyrde: At least they're both equally sexualized? Jake was laying there like a pornstar.
crowyote: she's got boob jiggle but they're literally flat
jmhodges: whyyyyy
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, Adam is watching... physics.
juneblue58: This is so many levels of nope.
BjjBrain: it's like a sewed on shower curtain lol
Kaaosa: oh dear
circusofkirkus: what the fuck kind of hospital gown is that
YeetTheRich_: this is stupid! clap clap clapclapclap
murmzy: END GAME
drawnbinary: [laminated paper noises]
DarkMorford: Adam plz
josh___something: TOS
thatjerkherc: Niiiicceee
Boon_33: WHY, nevermind
txzen_: that is a very complicated hospital gown
LightingExpert13: such an odd gown
letfireraindown: Awesome, just needed to look to the fucking movies
SpoonfullOfSugar: what" hospital gowns are always made of multiple pieces
Gildan_Bladeborn: Painstakingly rendered... physics.
prince_infidel: So...RE sucks
Lysander_Gustav: ugh
InkyGhoast: woooooow
jetpixi: had the devs never been in a hospital?
sydnius: lrrWOW
objectivefailure: This idiot put the hospital gown on backwards
PMAvers: I blame Ada for this.
RandomTrivia: I think she's wearing the gown backwards...
raulghoulia: third base
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
hesterbyrde: WHAT THE HELL
juneblue58: This game sucks again.
Boon_33: 400% more knots on the gown
crowyote: why wouldn't they jiggle
bv310: a comical amount of jiggle physics
drawnbinary: no support in there
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 4 separate pieces!
BjjBrain: Dr Manhattan jiggle matrix lol
crowyote: boobs are filled with jello, right
Tangsm: And we're done.
Phailhammer: It clearly shrank in the wash. lrrBEEJ
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prince_infidel: RE6 is a bad game for bad people
txzen_: I kinda get that gown you can until whatever part you need to do surgey on
crowyote: that's how boobs work
saucemaster5000: kojima DID make this
Stormthius: great stopping point
drawnbinary: how long would it take to tie all those???
eric_christian_berg: We didn't have any gowns, so we tied a bunch of handkerchiefs together.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Strictly accurate boob physics.
crowyote: SCIENCE
GhostValv: next week is RE village :)
nyarlathotep2317: TIDDIE GOWN
txzen_: total normal, not just for the jiggle physics
Styxseus: We've hit full saturation
aClonedPickle: four thin strips of cloth tied together
dankmemeter: second base!
txzen_: so many bows
hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream, guys!
JuniorRoll: Thank You
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks for the streammmm
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream lrrBEN and lrrADAM
sydnius: hu is on first
Ritaspirithntr: Well, guess we’re coming back to THAT next week!!
wickaboxet: Are you giving banana now?
jetpixi: lrrAWESOME
hesterbyrde: Beej It Forward!
BrindleBoar: Nice.
SmoreThanAFeelin: Oh nice!
circusofkirkus: WORMS!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Excalibur_1867_: Loved the stream! Thanks guys
Stormthius: oooooh wheeler is finally on yugioh?
Saintnex: Thanks Ben and Adam, that was hilarious
MegaDosX: Worms hype!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Worm?
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Pharmacistjudge: Actual worms and not that tank game?
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream guys <3
jetpixi: what is a FamJam?
hexy_lexy: FAMILY JAMILY
BusTed: jlrrBaby
circusofkirkus: jlrrBaby
drawnbinary: beejtrayal at krondor :))
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBaby
jetpixi: deathg26ThatsMyJam
raulghoulia: didn't you win Handedly last time?
sydnius: aw no more wheeler losing at hearthstone
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrBaby
RandomTrivia: @jetpixi They play a bunch of limited and whichever team wins the most matches in a given time window gets bragging rights
Robot_Bones: Giant Baby Adam
josh___something: There was a centaur alien
hexy_lexy: Bengineering? more like Bentertainment!
jetpixi: @RandomTrivia ah neat :)
circusofkirkus: but you scanned it before dying!
A_Dub888: Not the Bonk Bonk!
Mysticman89: aphromoo aspires to be you
jetpixi: benginDab promotion
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: Woo! seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
theleerm: YES
Excalibur_1867_: I just downloaded LoL because of you Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben and Adam together at last
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: HAH
SmoreThanAFeelin: ooooooo
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: gottem
Kaaosa: get his ass
ExhaustedElox: Hey boys! How's things?
Styxseus: :D
jetpixi: oh yeah the UPS lol
Scrubbodiestobears: wow i just tuned in to a MURDER
ICitizenErasedI: i'm here to report a murder
Phailhammer: cya :)
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam and Ben! lrrHEART lrrHEART
sydnius: lrrHEART
ExhaustedElox: See you soon
eric_christian_berg: Bye!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeee
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEART
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Byyeeeee
RandomTrivia: *be-boop*
Saintnex: Bye!
DarkMorford: Goodbye Discord
Rhynerd: bye!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Styxseus: o/
jetpixi: lol i was like..."am i in a discord vc?"
Rhynerd: Thabks for the stream!
YeetTheRich_: bye discord
DEATHlikescats: discon
ThirdGames: That made me check my own Discord...
drawnbinary: I thought I was gonna miss krondor yesterday when I was out of town and this morning I remembered that timezones are wack and I live in Australia
LordZarano: @drawnbinary How is your autumn/winter going?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: Oh hi Windows sounds
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The rumors are true, a Betrayal at Krondor happened! Beej is even in Chapter 2 now! | ||
NotCainNorAbel: We BAK baby!
djalternative: Kron that Dor
LightingExpert13: oh my so he finally made it to krondor. Going to have to watch that one.
Mysticman89: mic 5
SigiledScryfish: MIC FIVE
LightingExpert13: we can hear you mic 5
asthanius: Michael 5, there's a call for you on line 1
DeM0nFiRe: Heather's on mic 5!
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cthulhu_illithid: mic 5
BrindleBoar: What's the frequency, Kenneth?
MaverickArtist: Mic 5 is Alive
PMAvers: Michael 5 went back in time and dated his mom and erased his own existence.
asthanius: What a Gamer
encoh: What a gamer
drawnbinary: oh I have to restart my Chromecast to make this work
Sibwow: gamer alert
DaSunao: jlrrCoolgame
Nigouki: jlrrCoolgame
encoh: Heck yeah
Mysticman89: and then a dragon
TheAinMAP: jlrrCoolgame
Robot_Bones: Poggies my doggies
SigiledScryfish: Oh shit is Adam here?! um uh FBtouchdown
BlueBuddhaX: It's your boy
Sibwow: something about a horse
raulghoulia: took an arrow in the knee
DaSunao: @SigiledScryfish katesLewd OOK OOK katesLewd
asthanius: something something "bunnyhugs"
DarkMorford: "Hi, it's great to be here"
Mysticman89: babies don't even have object permanence
Sibwow: this game is for babies!
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
drawnbinary: something about Adam's gigantic brain
SigiledScryfish: @DaSunao OOK OOK
Robot_Bones: Babies are jobless bums
Sibwow: dont open the jar and let the tiny man out
PMAvers: I think it's less that it's gross, and that he thinks people who drink it are small children.
Robot_Bones: That is an Adamism but he mostly said it to troll chat
asthanius: orange soda and cream soda are both great. orange creamsicle soda is therefore very great
Arclight_Dynamo: ♫ Can I get a Krondor, do you want more? // Cookin' raw with the Midkemia boy ♫
djalternative: Kehl Loves Orange Soda
Juliamon: Bring back Orange Vanilla Coke dammit
djalternative: #KeenanandKehl
Juliamon: I wasn't done enjoying it!!!
DarkMorford: I'm fine with orange soda, personally. Not my first pick, but I have no problem drinking it.
djalternative: I'm just happy I get to enjoy cherry vanilla
SigiledScryfish: @Juliamon Coke Freestyle machines have it always!
Sibwow: orange soda is a sometimes soda
RoastedGravy: Grape soda FTW.
Juliamon: SigiledScryfish But I can't keep that in my house
djalternative: Orange Soda is great when eating Mexican
Sharinity: hi
SigiledScryfish: @Juliamon not with that attitude
djalternative: fruit sodas in general are great with mexican
Sibwow: @Juliamon go to the machine and fill up a huge tank
RoastedGravy: I want some grape soda now.
Juliamon: if I'm having Mexican, gimme that agua de jamaica
TheAinMAP: Hello.
AussieBrainDoc: Hi Beej!
cthulhu_illithid: BEEEEJ
SigiledScryfish: huh... just now realizing I've never seen the Play it Forward intro
SnackPak_: lrrBEEEJ
cthulhu_illithid: you are the only channel streaming betrayal at krondor btw
Juliamon: hibiscus is best flower flavor, fite me lavender lovers
EricTheOrange: chapter 2 of.....
RoastedGravy: How many chapters are there?
Sappo569: yay your streaming krondor is my new favorite thing to tune into
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome back to "Betrayal at Krondor." Did we get betrayed yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, chapter two! Time to clear out all the new content on the map!
RoastedGravy: The opposite of a Beejdrop: The Beejrising
LordZarano: LRRevolt
Krelera88: There are 9 chapters
Juliamon: !store
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TehAmelie: oh hi. it's rare that my sleep cycle allows me to watch this show
djalternative: @Juliamon I'm with you on hibiscus
nyarlathotep2317: I subbed and bought merch today
Sibwow: are there menu easter eggs?
ghyllnox: I think the note and stickers I got in the mail today was the Patreon thank-you, made my day! Ty so much!
Arclight_Dynamo: Did producing those Blu-Rays take longer than 11 seasons of sketches?
TehAmelie: i'm unreasonably happy about getting the discs at last
DarkMorford: I should look into Blu-ray authoring and stuff. Curious how many more things can go wrong than with a DVD. :p
hesterbyrde: I'm going to miss the Beej-poof when he gets it cut after he's vaxxed.
TehAmelie: probably an unimportant question, but when i got the form i put in a different name, as i've changed it in the yearsn since. but the same address and all that. is that okay?
Vector_Zero: I enjoyed the discussion of checkpoint and it’s evolution from ENN. I remember one night shift watching an early checkpoint and a colleague walked in and said “oh, is ENN back?” I then realised that was over 10 years ago and felt old.
TehAmelie: *years
PMAvers: Sounds like a Loading Time.
TehAmelie: ooh, the map has polygons
Arclight_Dynamo: LRRcon 2 proposal: A tontine. Kappa
DarkMorford: Heh. I've looked into the "code" behind the Nightmare game DVD. There's actually a lot you can do within that spec, but nobody ever really took advantage of it.
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
EricTheOrange: OK with no context "The milk chest" is funny.
Juliamon: A refresher for those not regular to this PIF: the "Milk Chest" is a word-lock chest where the answer is "MILK"
TehAmelie: LRRcon 2: a modest proposal
djalternative: What if the rest of us ask?
CaptainSpam: Milk chest for books!
Vector_Zero: 50% of chests are milk chests
asthanius: North, Sarth, East, West
RoastedGravy: Road trip?
TehAmelie: i can believe one person in this world put down a password protected chest and made the password "milk", but is there more than one?
RoastedGravy: ROAD TRIP!
Boon_33: this game has chess in it?
djalternative: Is it just Ian and Archlight who get ignored when asking for tontine or do none of us get to ask for tontine?
flatluigi: i hear beej has finally been betrayed?
Juliamon: There is chess in that we learned about en passant
TehAmelie: ah, flavor chess, the most efficient form of chess play
Vector_Zero: 👍
EricTheOrange: Please Beej his name is James
LightingExpert13: when did we get gaston?
Negarretep: Defense
TehAmelie: you know, i learned chess by playing my grandpa who once finished second in the european championship, and he never even mentioned en passant
asthanius: That's because it's a coward's move
CaptainSpam: I think en passant is relatively new to the chess world. Relative to the age of chess, of course.
TehAmelie: i believe it's a fake move. the chess board's giraffe
CaptainSpam: Oh, huh, en passant is from the 15th century. Older than I thought.
TehAmelie: giraffes aren't real, obviously, she said, deadpan
SquareDotCube: Assessment?
asthanius: Question: Why does James look like your dad's friend from work who says he was popular in highschool?
obijam_: kroooooondoooor~
RoastedGravy: He kinda looks like Adam Sandler. Anyone else see it?
asthanius: @RoastedGravy Is that not what Adam Sandler looks like?
asthanius: Same vibe
Juliamon: I get young Rob Schneider vibes myself
asthanius: oh my god is that what all late 20th century comedians look like?
Juliamon: doofy white males? yeah
TehAmelie: soo anyone want to take the story sop far in 25 words or less?
asthanius: @Juliamon I just...I always knew it but I never really *knew* it
TehAmelie chases keyboard faeries, ineffectually
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie Our elf wants to inform our prince that the elves are invading. He did so after we faffed around for three weeks.
TehAmelie: ah, easy to follow when you put it like that
asthanius: Ch. 2 restock?
DarkMorford: Wait, James is with us? Can we find a hole for him to fall down and then leave him? :p
Juliamon: DarkMorford We found him *in* a hole (sewer)
EricTheOrange: @Arclight_Dynamo as is tradition in western RPGs. We'll get to the whole heroic quest when we feel like it.
HundreydAundre: Wut gulls on? I caught self snoozed post-Let's NOPE.
jibkat: Backa
DarkMorford: Well, then why'd we take him away from his life's work?
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
HundreydAundre: three months!?
jibkat: LRR: Faffing around since 200x
Juliamon: The game thrust him upon us against our wishes
EricTheOrange: I mean in game time It's probably been 3 months
Arclight_Dynamo: @jibkat Since 1993, surely.
TehAmelie: an advanced Bechdel test i'm working on: how much would the plot change if any or all of the characters were women?
jibkat: 2003 says wiki
jibkat: LLR: Faffing since 2003
EricTheOrange: So I'm guessing we renamed James or is that a hilarious coincidence.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie As in "How would I change it" or "How do I think the creators would change it"? Because I get very different answers for each question.
Juliamon: It's beautiful coincidence
Juliamon: All characters are pre-named
Arclight_Dynamo: @jibkat This game was released in 1993.
hexy_lexy: hey LRR fans! reminder that youre all beautiful and valuable and loved!
RoastedGravy: <3
Vector_Zero: You too lexy!
jibkat: hexy_lexy that is heartwarming
TehAmelie: i dunno. it's probably useful to think about either way
EricTheOrange: @hexy_lexy Please I'm more pretty than beautiful.
RoastedGravy: R O P E
RoastedGravy: For nails, Beej. Duh.
BrindleBoar: because it's time
EricTheOrange: incease you need a hammer?
jibkat: Could you say its; H A M M E R T I M E
HundreydAundre: the hammers chime as them bells be smite
RoastedGravy: Yeah, what'd happen if you came across a hammer emergency and you didn't have a hammer on hand?
RoastedGravy: Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: It's a sex thing. If you don't have hammers you can't get nailed. ForeverAlone
EricTheOrange: that was darkmmor, a tavern and a house
jibkat: Break the glass holding the emergency hammer with; DANIT
chaostreader: What is rope used for? Have we ever used rope for anything?
RoastedGravy: Kahooli?
Negarretep: You don't actually have to play chess, just talk to him about chess and then talk to him about en pessant
EricTheOrange: I was generally more in favor of the top down CRPGs of this era like The Ultima games
TehAmelie: en pissant more like
jibkat: Chesschat
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, real talk: We have been wanting an emerald for three, four streams now. Let's just buy one?
jibkat: D4, D5
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, leggings!
TehAmelie: wait, this world had a Sparta+
TehAmelie: ?
asthanius: trying. failing.
Arclight_Dynamo: Tryina shit, morelike.
PharaohBender27: Cheer150 "Hurrah, we've made it to Krondor!" (sees title of the game) "Oh no. ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT, ABO-"
TehAmelie: Ransom is a fun gender neutral name fora baby (Knives Out spoilers)
johnalogue: you can't eat grain without doing "disgusting things" to it?!
jibkat: johnalogue Sigh *unzips* time to make lunch
asthanius: @TehAmelie Not really a spoiler. The character is called that early on
TehAmelie: if you think too much about it eating anything means doing disgusting things about it
TehAmelie: or to it
johnalogue: @TehAmelie I would doubt you but I learned the founder of Oldsmobile was literally named "Ransom Eli Olds". How does that name exist?
TehAmelie: it's only a little more unlikely than Random
johnalogue: like, nobody would name their kid "Larceny"
jibkat: Erotic!
SquareDotCube: At this rate, all this drinking water is going to make us 75% water Kappa
Negarretep: Your strength is too low, if you use a strength potion you can open it
Krelera88: drink some fadamor's formula
chaostreader: ^
jibkat: WHOS JAMES
PharaohBender27: Just wipe a cloth on the oiliest of your party Kappa
jibkat: Sorry, I didnt notice a new guy
jibkat: Wait wait wait, we went to Krondor?
BrindleBoar: he's behind Beej
ATrophonian: New James to Blame.
TehAmelie: i'm still not buying that person with what is clearly a blue wig and white fake beard is on the level
AmberLampLight: I haven’t watched any previous episodes and for a while there I was like, wow, chat is being really mean about James
PharaohBender27: @jibkat You might want to watch the VOD for Saturday's episode
Juliamon: TehAmelie Nobody does trust him (because he's a nelf)
saucemaster5000: was it nice there?
Arclight_Dynamo: And we will never return to Krondor... well, not until this sequel.
Arclight_Dynamo: *the sequek
Arclight_Dynamo: Imma stop typing.
jibkat: Oh dang, i'll have to cook the celebration ham
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johnalogue: @Arclight_Dynamo is it titled "Return to Krondor?"
Arclight_Dynamo: @johnalogue That would be a bit on the nose, don't you think? ;)
johnalogue: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah, wouldn't want to spend the entire first chapter of the game waiting for the title to happen, after all
SquareDotCube: right in the butt
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Alternate title: Betrayal at Krondor II: Betrayed Harder Kappa
TehAmelie: think about how long it takes for the title card to show up in Metal Gear Solid. that game is just a master class in pacing
Arclight_Dynamo: @johnalogue I wonder how long until you actually return to Krondor in Return to Krondor.
LightingExpert13: watching this makes me want to do a cosplay of one of these characters
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Yooooooooo!
jibkat: Chesstime
LightingExpert13: did we find the lost emerald?
Arclight_Dynamo: Sorry, for the record, which town as it in?
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
Arclight_Dynamo: Ha!
chaostreader: @arclight_dynamo Eldpoint.
SquareDotCube: git it at guds
Arclight_Dynamo: Works for me!
TehAmelie: is this map just central America?
Arclight_Dynamo: Show feet.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW that typo
jibkat: magic shoes!
Bionull: This is medieval era, so you've probably just invented negging.
johnalogue: But without heals, how will we stand above the rivers of waste and garbage in the street?
PharaohBender27: Like, Beej and I aren't the only noticed that, right?
SquareDotCube: perfect for putting some salad in
DarkMorford: I mean, a two-inch heal is a pretty big band-aid.
Juliamon: I noticed it, but with the sheer volume of text in this game I'd be shocked if it were the only error
PharaohBender27: @johnalogue And of course I posted my query jusr after you posted proof that the answer was "no, others noticed" :p
johnalogue: @johnalogue it's okay I was only using the typo as an add-on joke to my casual degradation of idealized medieval europe
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon That is sadly logical
SquareDotCube: always looking for a fight
jibkat: haha
jibkat: "What does this rag smell like?"
Boon_33: I fell for that trick in DnD a few years ago, it smelled like zzzzz
johnalogue: "nah we didn't lose anything we were hoping for protagonist loot"
herrahidalgo: Oil-cloth for the hinges?
jibkat: Try again?
Arclight_Dynamo: I love that "en passah" is just an Anglo not being able to understand or pronounce French. :D
Negarretep: You can win, just have to learn one of the special moves first
BlueBuddhaX: what ever happened to the red chess piece?
TehAmelie: i'm just amused by the name "Ivan Skaald". it's like if an American was named Julio Poeetry
Twizted_Seed: Hello LionHead Beej
BrindleBoar: ready to rumble with Lysle
Bionull: Too old for books
chaostreader: Is Stardock a place you can visit?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, we've been there, IIRC.
chaostreader: I think it’s Assessment
TehAmelie: Graves is a funny name by English merits alone. i know if my name was Graves i could not resist naming my child Philip
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, no, the store is named "Stardock" to cash in on the name. Whoops.
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Hey, remember how you suspected there'd be other typos? :p
chaostreader: You needed higher strength. The guide you were looking at mentions that barn needing a potion to open.
jibkat: Theres some hos in this monk
Arclight_Dynamo: Hamfist is a serious disease, chat.
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Fullwagon: cool game
jibkat: 100s for that
jibkat: You think he would of waited for all the reuqests
novrdd: we got robbed StinkyGlitch aren't we StinkyGlitch
thraximore: @jibkat He's getting paid for each trip LUL
TheMerricat: it's his fault for not getting a list first
chaostreader: Surely a place like this would make a copy of a valuable scroll.
Arclight_Dynamo: That's generous of a game for this era.
Arclight_Dynamo: *of this era, even
Negarretep: That book was from the misc junk you purchased in the inn in malac's cross
PMAvers: Man, spell scroll DRM back in these days was harsh.
novrdd: break timeee
jibkat: at least it doesnt make -you- burst into flames PMAvers
LightingExpert13: beej is an underscore guy rather than camel case.
jibkat: yay adds
Juliamon: But will there be time for ghost podcast?
jibkat: lrrSPOOP
LightingExpert13: only the ghost knows
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
jibkat: Can we summon the ghost?
LightingExpert13: oh great ghost send us your wisdom so we might use it someday.
jibkat: lrrSPOOP
DarkMorford: Duly noted!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
novrdd: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
Juliamon: Oh, well, they're welcome to it
BrindleBoar: I've seen that comic, it's the one with the crown Kappa
djalternative: I wonder if Wheeler is going to be using Duel Links to do YGO
chaostreader: @djalternative It would certainly be simpler than the actual game.
grennysohail: hello everyone
zalamx: James instead of Locklear, must be Chapter 2 now
dangerous_safety: So, now that we're on chapter 2, where are we avoiding now?
DoodlestheGreat: Mitt Romney?
grennysohail: cheer50 hi beej!! How are you doing? So, based on the player's handbook, what room, item, and lowest stat are needed to become the betrayer??? Take care!
chaostreader: You don’t need leverage. Just a potion.
Arclight_Dynamo: Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!
CaptainSpam: Ah, a Return to Krondor? Kappa
DEATHlikescats: Romney has a guild? I thought he just had a cult in the states
jibkat: Grave robbing, well I never!
DEATHlikescats: the only one available is $1500 @arclight_dynamo
DEATHlikescats: I think
thraximore: Does the Upright Man check up on his kids? Interesting.
thraximore: Assuming they're related.
TheMerricat: glory hand is required for nightfingers not final rest
jibkat: It might also be required for the mythic glore hole spell
PixelArtDragon: Have you done the lecture?
jibkat: Yes PixelArtDragon
TheMerricat: @pixelartdragon we did, met sir guy
dangerous_safety: the oracle just wanted to hang out I guess
Sibwow: door?
SK__Ren: password
Sibwow: kron-door
SK__Ren: nvm thts 8
blip2004: knocker?
Mysticman89: knocker? as in those knocking thingummywhats
snowmonkey99: Knocker?
snowmonkey99: Going with the door theme
djalternative: knockers?
jibkat: No option for murder?
jibkat: highway robbery
blip2004: thats a lot of inventory space
Mysticman89: don't suppose theres snide commentary if you happen to have it already?
chaostreader: Time to kill six dudes.
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
TheMerricat: the good old rpg errand boy quest :D
chaostreader: There was one in that chest we just opened.
ContingentCat: not for long LRRbot
DarkMorford: Battling them would be foolish. I doubt they're worth very much XP.
chaostreader: Didn’t someone say there was a secret way in that merchants were using?
Stormthius: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
jibkat: James is thirsty
chaostreader: Yes. We have killed ghosts before.
BrindleBoar: Bustin' makes me feel good!
DarkMorford: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
chaostreader: Night?
DarkMorford: Someone who could be mistaken for James, eh? Anyone seen Adam lately? Kappa
PixelArtDragon: Anything to not do the main quest, eh?
beowuuf: ugh, content
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, a cover for why we're grave robbers!
thraximore: Sounds like we need to find that hand Lysle sold... At least that's my intuition
hold_no_carter: abelin2Manager
thraximore: Right, that's where Lysle was going to find a body
jibkat: lrrSPOOP
DarkMorford: Nice ass-shovel
thraximore: and... that thing
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KeytarCat: is this a counterfeiting ring?
thraximore: This is the lowborn guy that the accountant was going on about, right?
thraximore: For having so much money
thraximore: You dig up ONE GRAVE
jibkat: Whats our grave count?
PixelArtDragon: Friend? Last we saw Nivek he was cursing you and wanting to die
PMAvers: Wait... don't *we* dig up every grave we see?
dangerous_safety: One Grave? Those are ROOKIE NUMBERS
chaostreader: @pmavers No. Some have Shades. We try to avoid those ones.
TheMerricat: we know where the hand went our brother stole it and used as a fake glory han
KeytarCat: @chaostreader we...we do?
DarkMorford: @chaostreader But it's nighttime when we dig them up. Why would they need shades?
thraximore: Only dug one grave? Try fighting a dozen graves :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe it trips a flag for no good reason? I wouldn't put it past it.
chaostreader: Nightfingers steals stuff.
TheMerricat: nightfingers is a spell for stealing if that's what you are wondering at least according to the same page that said you needed a glory hand for it
KeytarCat: aw, cuddle puddle!
KeytarCat: all tuckered out from playing with you!
KeytarCat: why do we need kingdom armor?
KeytarCat: what quest?
chaostreader: We need 6 sets for a Lytton thing
KeytarCat: tyty AsexualPride
chaostreader: Drop some concentrate?
chaostreader: And healing potions? Because we can dupe them?
Fullwagon: is this game pre mode 7?
chaostreader: There is armor in that box!
TheMerricat: PC @fullwagon so no mode 7
chaostreader: Take their armor!
Arclight_Dynamo: Lookit all these Jack Sparrow motherfuckers.
chaostreader: Owen could lightning bolt and pocket sand!
KeytarCat: looks like it was released after mode 7 existed (1993 compared to 1990), but yeah, PC
KeytarCat: will people steal your bags?
jibkat: You could wear the other 3 suits?
LightingExpert13: sorry but what is the red cloth with a face in it?
chaostreader: You have the room for 4 suits which is all you need.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm calling that we're going to carry that medium crossbow around for the entire game and never use it because of indecision. Kappa
johnalogue: @jibkat gonna make turning them in for the quest awkward
beowuuf: sunuva,,,
dangerous_safety: oof
PixelArtDragon: Do you have a spynote you could put with the armor?
chaostreader: Sell two of a bunch of stuff you can dupe to make room?
KeytarCat: why do spy notes do that?
DEATHlikescats: combine all the rations?
PixelArtDragon: Some spynotes are quest items so they might want to not accidentally softlock the game
KeytarCat: that actually makes a lot of sense
jibkat: lrrSPOOP
PixelArtDragon: Some commercials, and this awesome music
KeytarCat: encore!
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
jibkat: lrrSPOOP what be the review
Juliamon: Hello ghost! We missed you!
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP lrrHEATHER
thatjerkherc: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: perfect is the enemy of good
saucemaster5000: don't forget to like and subscribe to ghosts
PixelArtDragon: Full of betrayal, but not that much Krondor so far
jibkat: Its, ohgood!
jibkat: How mad is that bowser?
SirMorek: bowser's fury was a fun time
Arclight_Dynamo: What about The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening? Good or perfect?
jibkat: Whats the review for FF8?
johnalogue: dangit
hexy_lexy: what about Super Paper Mario?
beowuuf: RE8 better than RE7, you heard it here first :)
jibkat: What about RE0?
jibkat: Is it the worst or best?
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Tiber727: Interesting/10
jibkat: Checksum error: gotchas
johnalogue: zero =/= null
jibkat: Real question, is a switch worth it?
HundreydAundre: F-Zero: Clearly an UN-game
HundreydAundre: Don't even know what it is
beowuuf: if it was a tabletop game it would be the best following d10 rules, but it's a video game so doesn't exist
beowuuf: FF10 perfect game, therefore not any good?
hexy_lexy: the one with Tidus
jibkat: blazeball?
jibkat: Blitzball?
johnalogue: down with sport
PsychoI3oy: Final Fantasy X-2/10
hexy_lexy: basically water polo
ContingentCat: blaseball is a ?/10
KeytarCat: blaze all is/10
KeytarCat: blaseball
PsychoI3oy: Does that make Kingdom Hearts 358/2 the best game ever?
johnalogue: switch lite is a good handheld for $100 less
BrindleBoar: FFoosball
niccus: predict how much you'll like neo-twewy
hexy_lexy: Blitzball is the FFX sport
jibkat: Bluzebrothersclueball
Arclight_Dynamo: BlortBert.
beowuuf: what if we spelled blazeball blazeb411?
JadedCynic: Calvin Ball?
saucemaster5000: calvin cube?
beowuuf: we are billions?
jibkat: lrrSPOOP Oh spooky ghost, what about Disney infinity?
JadedCynic: Funnily enough, Mr. Calvin Ball is a county commissioner in Maryland :)
PixelArtDragon: What about Bioshock Infinite?
saucemaster5000: @jadedcynic which county and does he make up rules as he goes along?
jibkat: What about Fan4stic?
PixelArtDragon: How about games with "unlimited" in the title?
HundreydAundre: limitless
KeytarCat: how about Forza?
JadedCynic: So logically, "Zork Zero" is a bad game, then, for including a fake number in its title; yeah, that scans
beowuuf: only scored in america
johnalogue: @KeytarCat Fourza
beowuuf: UK and Canada need the U
saucemaster5000: killer7
HundreydAundre: Doth it make games with 'episodes' in their titles bad?
Vector_Zero: Fiveza?
MWGNZ: thats one pizza for each wheel
KeytarCat: hehehe four pizzas is good by me
ContingentCat: four pizzas sounds good
johnalogue: Is Forza Motorsport 8 or Forza Horizon 4 greater
BrindleBoar: wheelza
jibkat: I duno if I want 4 for 1 pizza deals
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 Howard county, and he IS pushing a revolutionary initiative to change the county...
beowuuf: four pizzas, thriple cheese, halfand half, delivered to uno
johnalogue: @MWGNZ there are some three-wheelers
MWGNZ: @MWGNZ bonus pizza then!
jibkat: This is now a breath of the wild stream
HundreydAundre: Pizzazz Kart. The most Garf-Kart vehicle outside of Garf-Karts.
JadedCynic: dangit, it's 3am here and now I want pizza...
toenolla: Oh no now we're Garfield Eats!
johnalogue: Simcity 3000 > Simcity 4
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
jibkat: We enjoy the ghosttime
chaostreader: Warhammer must be amazing.
johnalogue: will this be in the vod?
hexy_lexy: show animal crossing! lrrBEEJ :p
johnalogue: or is this a secret moment
CaptainSpam: I say SimCity 4 is better, but only if you mod it to fix the broken traffic.
saucemaster5000: ooh that's a kinda neat article @jadedcynic. used to live in baltimore, have fondness for that part of the east
ContingentCat: of course Redd'll tell you it's great either way
TheMerricat: and the highlight reel ;p
HundreydAundre: Nice. I think...??
JadedCynic: the only place open around here at this hour is Rotten Ronnies, and they haven't had McPizza since 2000 (and this isn't Orlando)
jibkat: One day there will be a secret vod of ghostchat
beowuuf: stop playing game for fun, start playing game for serious
hold_no_carter: lrrHEATHER
ContingentCat: what a gamer, playing multiple games at once
beowuuf: bye secret ghost heather!
johnalogue: @CaptainSpam Agree of course, but Simcity (no number because EA thinks it's so important) actually validates the rule again
PixelArtDragon: This is why it's important to catch this live
JadedCynic: Indeed, Pixel <3
jibkat: How big will the hair get?
johnalogue: @jibkat it depends on how much the hair consumes
AussieBrainDoc: Or the size of the pond its kept in....
Inkompetence: Does it count if you're wearing three sets?
eDRoaCH: do they stack"?
beowuuf: can you store anything in locklear's room safely?
JadedCynic: armor? nope
ContingentCat: @johnalogue so Beej's hair has to eat it's wheaties so it'll grow up big and strong?
KeytarCat: @edroach oh man, then we could dupe armor!
eDRoaCH: oh, contigo update. their support is indeed fantastic, and that bottle is out of production :/
DDBen: I haven't played betrayal at Krondor since it came out.
PixelArtDragon: @Inkompetence That wouldn't help because then we'd have to find a place to stash our better armor
beowuuf: yeah, putting out blessed dragon armour out in the world seems dangerous :(
PixelArtDragon: No Beej, this is a chest lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: anyone else see the news that Valve is trying to make a gaming PC again?
cartboy1234: sup beej
beowuuf: @TheMerricat halflife 3 confirmed if they do :p
KeytarCat: sword chest is armor
JadedCynic: river?
JadedCynic: "cannot...yeah
chaostreader: Dupe some rations while you’re here?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
beowuuf: nio, it's a person Kappa
dangerous_safety: a book
PsychoI3oy: Hello, I'm the lockpicking Abuk, and what I have for you today is an 'unpickable' Webber lock
Vector_Zero: Consistent with rest of game. Read abuk, level up skill.
beowuuf: look, we spent a year repairing armour on corpses, don't test our patience in spending time :p
JadedCynic: Sounds like Feist liked Weber Hardware? ;)
PMAvers: I like him.
johnalogue: I mean, lockpicking allows you to do robbery anyways
thraximore: Good man :D
JadedCynic: SeemsGood Abuk
beowuuf: lrrning
johnalogue: I approve of Abuk
PixelArtDragon: The writing in this game is quite underrated
JadedCynic: lrrBEEJ
jibkat: Give a man a loaf of bread and he will eat for a day
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail sergePun
jibkat: Teach a man to steal....
Arclight_Dynamo: What a bad teacher!
johnalogue: this is how people kept trying to teach me to tie my shoes
TheMerricat: james face was perfect for that convo
PsychoI3oy: yeah, LPL would have done it again to show it's not a fluke
beowuuf: don't try to pick the lock itself, that's impossible. Instead, merely try to realise the truth. There is no lock. And so the thing you are trying to pick is yourself
johnalogue: "okay so you take the lace..." *incomprehensible mess of writhing fingers* "See?"
jibkat: Arclight_Dynamo you dont sell a service once!
PixelArtDragon: Have you been back to Silden? There are some people there you can fight now
Vector_Zero: Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun getting low on rations, time to dupe some?
chaostreader: Are there less men then before? Are they running out of tax collectors?
Arclight_Dynamo: We have killed so many people, friends...
beowuuf: if they don't have dialogue options they weren't real people :p
thraximore: Midkeim is an unfriendly place.
thraximore: Midkemia*
KeytarCat: didn't they used to have dialogue?
thraximore: @KeytarCat No one has dialogue if you skip through it umbraSmile
KeytarCat: O_o
thebignarnar: i just figured out this was based on the feist books a couple days ago, thought it was a sign to finally read them and now I’m on the 3rd riftwar saga in 3 days
beowuuf: thne they were real people that we killed. wow, we've killedso many people!
chaostreader: Rations?
PixelArtDragon: Hang on, aren't we delivering the armor so that the lord can send equipped soldiers to Malac's Cross? Why can't we just give him enough money for his knights to buy armor there?
JadedCynic: @thebignarnar SeemsGood
beowuuf: we don't want the tax collectors to know how much raw money we can just drop at will :p
jibkat: haha
Juliamon: rip
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: lol
TheMCScrubLord: That luck
jibkat: if the game was fair you would be able to throw this back at the lord
PixelArtDragon: Wow, how useful Kappa
dangerous_safety: single chests in your region, ready to be opened
JadedCynic: well, we DID say we didn't want any reward - game's just giving us what we desire :D
JadedCynic: yay!
johnalogue: no taxation without representation
Arclight_Dynamo: 7 ain't bad on the ring.
Nyxjbm: Imagine if the real betrayal is discovering that there is no betrayal after all this
mrverbal: just more beejtrayals
PixelArtDragon: @johnalogue I mean, one of our party is a member of the monarch's court, one is a noble, and one isn't a citizen. So I don't think they have that problem, exactly.
chaostreader: Well. You can grab your stuff from the Knocker chest.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PixelArtDragon Yeah, but he's a noble who's been living like a commoner, so he, like, gets it maaan...
johnalogue: @johnalogue Ah. No taxation for people with connections to power and limitless, multiplying wealth?
beowuuf: I'm eating here!
Sappo569: maybe you have to hit his talking points again to trigger it
PixelArtDragon: Maybe you missed the hose in Lyton?
mrverbal: oh right you are in chapter 2 then if you have yames, right?
johnalogue: We should sell some of our extra loot at the shop here to Lyton our load
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beowuuf: @johnalogue booo :p
JadedCynic: for the rest of the game, only empire armor will be found in chests Kappa
BrindleBoar: Bard-Aid: It Does A Jongleur Good
johnalogue: The man belched.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, we're just stumbling onto the tutorial on chest now, huh?
JadedCynic: ahhh, the guild war is being manipulated, this makes more sense...
BrindleBoar: uh-oh
JadedCynic: right: standard operating procedure for 'finding person in <town>' - go to the inn/tavern first and ask about them.
johnalogue: I mean we could just go get it since he discarded it
Arclight_Dynamo: Does James look like everyone else around here, or is the joke that he did all this is a previous, more thief-y life?
PixelArtDragon: I don't think you needed to have been to the tavern first, you might just have needed to hit certain flags first or something
SK__Ren: He's apparently a dead ringer for an npc
JadedCynic: Lsyle - James' Twin - did it
johnalogue: @Arclight_Dynamo it seems someone who looks much like him is a rogue type
Juliamon: The joke is that Lysle is a shitbag
Arclight_Dynamo: Aaaaaah. Gotcha, that scans.
Seabats: wait like our james
thraximore: That was my thought
MAPBoardgames: Kids. Gotta catch em all!
BrindleBoar: Seabats yes definitely Kappa
SirMorek: lrrjames is definitely a long lost child of a master thief
SirMorek: that's where he gets all the ice cream
eDRoaCH: thats not james thats adam. common mistake
JadedCynic: Wait, Lysle looks JUST LIKE JAmes, so does that mean *Adam Is Lysle*?!? (Funny you show up JUST NOW, @Seabats - were your ears burning? ;) )
JadedCynic: UHF <3
dangerous_safety: I don't think this James has fallen in a hole yet though
thraximore: Why is he called the 'upright' man? It's an interesting title
JadedCynic: "SUPPLIES!"
CaptainSpam: You could've had the red snapper.
hexy_lexy: hey @Seabats reminder that youre great and that you inspire me
beowuuf: yeah, the son of the upright man doens't fall, clearly, so that's how you tell them apart
JadedCynic: @thraximore ironic title for a thief guildmaster?
PixelArtDragon: It's apparently on Netflix, and Disney+ according to Decider?
thraximore: @JadedCynic Ah, like calling a bruiser 'tiny'?
MAPBoardgames: Graves: I dig em!
MAPBoardgames: Nothing says RPG quite like a bag of misc. body parts.
PixelArtDragon: Nope, not on either, Decider's google preview is a LIAR.
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon UHF is NOT on Canadian Netflix, sadly
Seabats: p sure that lady sold cookies at my school
TheMerricat: and now we find out that she specializes in kingdom Armor
PixelArtDragon: And now we have the second best sword in the game!
JadedCynic: WOOF
PixelArtDragon: I think a blessed Griefmaker would be better
JadedCynic: so it's MORE accurate, despite the description text implying it 'needs more skill to swing properly'?
JadedCynic: oh right, and if we get it blessed?! lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: The serrated edge on that sword means it also makes a fantastic bread knife.
thraximore: Maybe hold onto it and see if it can be blessed
johnalogue: Reminds me of a fun(?) fact: The "sawback" utility knives issued in WWI were just that--for utility. The myth they were created to be extra-horrible melee weapons was, however, so powerful that soldiers issued the knife started to mutiny
JadedCynic: against tougher opponents, yeah
eDRoaCH: because you dont get dmg if you miss
johnalogue: why does my brain use space for this
MAPBoardgames: Is one of the characters carrying a pacifier?
JadedCynic: @eDRoaCH exactly, I'd rather do 5 dmg/rnd every round, than do 10dmg/rnd with 50% odds of hitting
PixelArtDragon: @MAPBoardgames It's an amulet that increases that character's lockpicking. Makes the locks for babies.
JadedCynic: KK
mrverbal: @JadedCynic it feels like those are the same
mrverbal: unless fighting things where 5 will kill them
JadedCynic: ah, you've never played X-Com Kappa
MaladyDark: :D
beowuuf: the chance to miss means fights could take far longer jsu tas much as be slightly shorter
MAPBoardgames: lrrHEATHER !
SirMorek: bowser jr continues to hang out with mario
johnalogue: oh we're talking about X-com now
JohnPraw: My new favorite podcast.
Arclight_Dynamo: $60 USD!?!
jibkat: So its perfect?
SirMorek: bowsers fury is worth some amount of money, but 3d world does have to actively carry some of the value for the bundle
JadedCynic: @beowuuf indeed, "on average" each should take the same amount of time...but... "you feel lucky, punk?" ;)
SirMorek: personally i felt like it was a 50/50 value split which was good
jibkat: Borrow from a friend is the new nexflix and chill?
BrindleBoar: Yes.
MaladyDark: ohhhh yes.
mrverbal: xcom is pretty fun
SirMorek: fire emblem sorta counts
johnalogue: anyone here play Phoenix Point?
PixelArtDragon: Betrayal at Krondor's combat is kind-of Xcom-like
mrverbal: the new xcom but also an anime game is...ok?
hexy_lexy: which gaea? disgaea! :p
eDRoaCH: I still need to get back to Bravely Default 2
JadedCynic: yeah, Fire Emblem is of a different setting, but yeah, same genre
beowuuf: @JadedCynic indeed. Nothing like still missing four or five rounds later to make you wish you had some predictability in a battle :p
MWGNZ: mario + rabbids is nintendo xcom
jibkat: phantom thread is more xcom if you want more xcom
mrverbal: I guess it's kind of xcom in as much as it's not real time and has %s
johnalogue: isn't FE's combat more like Advance Wars? I haven't looked into the series
chesul: just dropping in for a few minutes, have we been met Krenkor and been betrayed yet?
JadedCynic: it's just X-Com is infamous for 'hiding hit chance modifiers' from the player
SirMorek: mario games like to put their credits at a pretty early point
JadedCynic: @chesul yes, we finally went to Krondor, and stopped betraying it by staying away, NOW we have to betray Romney by not going to THAT town lrrBEEJ
johnalogue: Phoenix Point has an actual ballistic model :)
quillilian: @johnalogue I wanted to like it more than I did
johnalogue: @johnalogue That's too bad, but it's been updated a lot since launch so depending on what you didn't like it might be fixed
beowuuf: i mean we've been to romney once, going again just seems greedy at this point
Nyxjbm: How many secret Heather podcasts do I miss out on by not catching the lives?? The ad breaks get skipped on Youtube
TheBorzoi: Mario+Rabbids was a good game. Luigi is by far the best unit
TheBorzoi: It could do with some randomly generated levels to give it some post-story longevity
JadedCynic: @Nyxjbm pretty much 1/ad-break - not always terribly long...
ContingentCat: @Nyxjbm you can find them by going through the twitch vods
JadedCynic: o/
MAPBoardgames: Bye Heather!
beowuuf: so a key we had and three passwords we knew. But the journey is the thing :p
ContingentCat: thanks Heather
jibkat: lrrSPOOP good cast
MaladyDark: :D
Azraekos: Hi Beej!
JadedCynic: "I learned how to pick locks from Abuk" lrrBEEJ
thraximore: @JadedCynic pffffft
MAPBoardgames: I like how the triangle careens off of the walls.
johnalogue: See, this is why you have to wear your mask
JadedCynic: hey, I'm LITERALLY quoting Beej - he said it earlier...
thraximore: Oh hey, we found the Quegian mercenaries!
PixelArtDragon: This way you're sick for when you need to go on the boat!
MAPBoardgames: Stay 6 ft or 2 squares away from strangers.
johnalogue: @JadedCynic oh my gosh I never even realized
johnalogue: I mean we could've just gotten the plague from handling their stuff
MAPBoardgames: He's only Mostly plagued. Slightly healthy. All plagued; only one thing to do.
johnalogue: let's just spreaaaad the plague!
johnalogue: I'd be more skeptical of their non-reaction but I live in the US
Arclight_Dynamo: "Plague, huh? Yeah, I had a little of that before."
beowuuf: lrrWOW James
johnalogue: James you villain!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW james
SnackPak_: pump the breaks dude
Lysander_Gustav: what a weird response
JadedCynic: <3 James
BrindleBoar: that was before you had the rona
johnalogue: Are we the baddies?
beowuuf: i guess we've found the difference between locklear and james then
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Lysander_Gustav: what
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW!
TheMerricat: actually I feel like we have to have missed one of the monsters
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, that's supposed to procc the flag.
johnalogue: you need to be *more* plague
jibkat: No but....yes
SK__Ren: There has to be a Rusakli we missed
beowuuf: just let us get to the temple, game! why you gotta be, game?
Lysander_Gustav: uh oh
thraximore: Yeah... a missing Rusalki is the only thing I can possibly think of to explain this
chaostreader: Yeah. It must be that we’ve missed at least one fight.
JadedCynic: "you have plague" "where can go to I cure it?" "get away" "TELL ME" "I'll attack you" "I'll LICK you - TELL ME so I can be cured and thus NOT INFECT YOU DUMMY"
PsychoI3oy: so has there been a betrayal yet or are we still meta gaming ?
johnalogue: @PsychoI3oy We went to Krondor and I think someone got betrayed
PsychoI3oy: thanks johnalogue
Arclight_Dynamo: I fear we've screwed something up.
Arclight_Dynamo: Either that, or there's a rusalki we missed.
thraximore: Yep. Missed a Rusalki.
johnalogue: right now I think we're trying to con the medical system?
chaostreader: We’ve definitely missed a Rusalki.
JadedCynic: @PsychoI3oy we went to Krondor, Gorath spoke with Prince Arutha, and aMorodhel assassin attacked, so now a DIFF 'signeur' James is going with Gorath & Owyn to get more proof of things
Arclight_Dynamo: FUCK
MWGNZ: jamieOhjeez
TheMerricat: lol
PixelArtDragon: WHOOPS
ContingentCat: welp
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
johnalogue: Time to wander the lands, spreading plague!
juneblue58: Imagine being unable to progress because you're *too* good.
JadedCynic: there's EASIER ways...sadly
johnalogue: Wait, did he say we can just cure ourselves? Why was everyone so freaked out in the bar?
Arclight_Dynamo: Nw, you 100% ditched the healing packs in Krondor.
Arclight_Dynamo: *naw
JadedCynic: I think you DID need to make room for all that dang armor
ContingentCat: whoops?
DEATHlikescats: used the last ones to get space for armor
JadedCynic: #GamePls
JadedCynic: -carries healer's bundles on each character for ages -game makes us drop them to make room for 'fetch quest' -game then immediately diseases party, knowing we would not be carrying curatives ;)
DEATHlikescats: maybe you have to be gravely ill to cross?
Boon_33: I wonder how many players just assumed they were soft locked if they ever came to this point.
DEATHlikescats: do the temple
JadedCynic: ding!
DEATHlikescats: given the way these games went, I'd bet 90%? @boon_33
JadedCynic: heck, I played this back in the day and I remember NOT finishing it...maybe this was the tableflip moment for me? (I'm old and my memory sux)
chaostreader: Time to place all the weed walkers on one person.
TheMerricat: we can always download a save editor and dump our stealth :p
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat At that rate we can just set the flag that allows us to visit the temple
JadedCynic: I mean, we did that with our healing bags :D
TheMerricat: @pixelartdragon assuming the editor can do that @pixelartdragon :)
TheMerricat: I don't know why I double pinged.....
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat I did it because you did it @TheMerricat :p
TheMerricat: lol
TheMerricat: I wonder why we have so many virtue keys out there given we've only run into one chastity lock and it was on a well
beowuuf: isn't the chess piece important to the main quest?
TheMerricat: yeag
Arclight_Dynamo: The chest piece allows you to enter a certain dungeon. That is all.
TheMerricat: yeah but so important that every side quest has to give us on
Arclight_Dynamo: *chess
TheMerricat: one even
LightingExpert13: maybe write a note to where this box is at? that is something I would do.
SquareDotCube: Daggerfall also did letters of credit, and could be turned in at a bank, so maybe this is the same?
beowuuf: lol, maybe it was a note some playtester made and every person independantly added a virtue key to address it :p
PixelArtDragon: Isn't there a bank in one of the cities we've been to?
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat ...because there's lots of this game world that doesn't directly interact with us (despite the wealth of interaction we DO get) - maybe because we're honourable men who won't get amorous with women trying to protect their virtue, necessitating our need for those keys? ;)
TheMerricat: lol :)
chaostreader: I think you have killed him in chapter 1.
PixelArtDragon: There are definitely some locks that require keys to open
thraximore: Wait I thought Let's Nope was earlier
JadedCynic: one thing I like about BaK's mechanics is that ANY party member can learn from one character's actions - even WATCHING can teach you things...
chaostreader: @thraximore It was.
thraximore: @chaostreader Then why so many keys? umbraThink
johnalogue: Magic as a financial ID system OMG
TheMerricat: @thraximore lrrGOAT
mrverbal: good old knights templar
JadedCynic: fungibility!
JadedCynic: and the Hanseatic League
johnalogue: this is a good concept fantasy writers should play with
johnalogue: but imagine the magic hackers
JadedCynic: in this case, the magic takes the place of "the banking network"
PixelArtDragon: And because it's magic, it doesn't burn the entire world to create such a system of non-fungible currency
thraximore: @johnalogue IIRC the isekai Ascension of a Bookworm has this, or something like it
johnalogue: it's like how with crypto having a big enough share of the server farms involved actually lets you change records
PixelArtDragon: Three Parts Dead has something pretty similar
aClonedPickle: @PixelArtDragon still might
aClonedPickle: magic :v
djalternative: Hell yeah bookworm. should I go on about bookworm or not. I'm a fiend for it
johnalogue: @PixelArtDragon but it's magic so the world will either get better or get horrible vengeance on mankind
SK__Ren: And the contract also enforces against outside parties as well.
Arclight_Dynamo: "The gods, or the weave, or whatever decides."
djalternative: I'm current with the Bookworm lightnovels
JadedCynic: "FALSELY DONE!" - Mage sigils in the Forgotten Realms
djalternative: It also works on third party patent infringment
johnalogue: I might need to look into this
TheMerricat: not only that but if someone tries to do whatever you signed away, even if you didn't know about it, you get hit
SK__Ren: Ascension of a Bookworm is great
djalternative: I can't wait for the new Ascension of a Bookworm book to come out at the end of june
Arclight_Dynamo: As someone with a law degree, I can think of fifty ways to game this system.
djalternative: @Arclight_Dynamo as someone who's current on the LNs, you don't want to
thraximore: I kind of bounced off of it once the contract magic was introduced, I was really enjoying the focus on the more scientific process of making paper/books but maybe I should give it another try
Arclight_Dynamo: @djalternative Ha! :D
TheMerricat: word of god is the little girl's soul is the same soul as the grown lady's soul, time shenanigans and circle of reincarnation stuff
JadedCynic: As a writer, *I* can think of fifty ways to game this system, too! :D
thraximore: @TheMerricat as WoG, we can safely ignore it umbraHappy
djalternative: @thraximore definitely. they move away from the science of making books for a while to focus on the business of making books but they come back around
TheMerricat: @thraximore contract magic isn't that prominent in the later stuff, spoilers but each book of the story is another 'phase' of her life
johnalogue: I'm no writer or lawyer but even I'm pretty confident I could find ways to game this system
thraximore: Cool, I was worried that they were moving away from what initially got me interested in the story. If it does circle back as you say then I think I'll give it a second read.
HarmonisedMelody: Dark out
djalternative: @thraximore Part 3 of the story, the main science plot is constructing and working on the logistics of a printing press
djalternative: It's a super interesting and very VERY well thought out world in Ascendance of a Bookworm
chaostreader: Maybe have Owyn assess them?
chaostreader: James appears to be out of stamina.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun they've yet to go into what happens when you break magic contracts specifically but they do go into other criminal punishments so we have a pretty good idea of what happens
PixelArtDragon: By the way, since last stream's discussion of how to wash your hair, I've started not shampooing every shower, using less shampoo when I do, and using hotter water on my head and I've noticed significantly less dandruff.
TheMerricat: @djalternative I thought it was explicitly said death if you violated the contract as they were selling the shampoo formula?
TheMerricat: woot @pixelartdragon
djalternative: @TheMerricat I'll be honest, it's been long enough that I don't remember that contract
djalternative: that was like 10 books ago
Arclight_Dynamo: Got there!
thraximore: FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: of course it's 30 coins to board the boat
JadedCynic: TBH, I like Jimmy a little more than Locklear
thraximore: James has more personality
Lysander_Gustav: have a good evening! Thanks for playing!
Arclight_Dynamo: Neat! Thanks for the stream, Beej!
beowuuf: locklear duid get punched out in kenning rush though by that husband :p
accountmadeforants: Oh dear, this James fellow replaced Locklear? I haven't caught up on the VOD yet
hexy_lexy: thanks for the stream, Beej! i have been LOVING this series! your love of this game is clear and amazing to watch
JadedCynic: That's one of the reasons I like him less @beowuuf O_o
beowuuf: @JadedCynic he didn't know!
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, Beej - even if it's now almost dawn here :D
BrindleBoar: Beejtrayal at Konditionor Kappa
TheMerricat: yeah dermatologists don't like hot water on skin, we appearently aren't meant for warmer than Luke warm water....
JonnyGlitch: dang did I miss the show?
johnalogue: someday my head will be fixed
JadedCynic: To the VOD!, Jonny!
JonnyGlitch: Can someone catch my up on the story so far? lrrBEEJ
SK__Ren: @TheMerricat Meanwhile I'm like "I like my water just south of scalding" ...
hexy_lexy: im down for a year of Krondor, ngl
JadedCynic: ^^^
juneblue58: Same, Lexy.
TheMerricat: lrr could always have two or more PIF streams, I mean what are Ben and Adam doing but a stealth PIF ATM?
JadedCynic: ensembles <3
CaptainSpam: @TheMerricat It's more of an action PiF... Kappa
TheMerricat: love l @captainspam
JonnyGlitch: I got my shirts yesterday!
TheMerricat: it even
JadedCynic: "Paranoia - the vanity that a person is WORTH the effort to conduct a conspiracy agaist." ;)
RassilonDND: Evening chat.
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:10:02.
JadedCynic: it's so much easier having a consistent case width, when trying to organize a shelf
hexy_lexy: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 5:13:59. lrrSPOT
TheMerricat: will there be a chance for the rest of us to pick these up later from the leftovers?
TheMerricat: telepathy
Juliamon: For the address update, is it okay to change the name in the address? TehAmelie wanted to know earlier
RassilonDND: So, i am curious, what ever happens to the merch that doesnt sell? At some point does it go into a woodchipper and then used as mulch?
beowuuf: the ET hole
djalternative: it gets paid as tribute to the merch god
TheMerricat: Wii play shirts
JadedCynic: @RassilonDND - q.v. "WiiPlay Shirts"
Arclight_Dynamo: i think the Wii Play shirts got used as packing material at some point.
JadedCynic: a: it hangs around LRR's collective neck like a figurative albatross ;)
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, spicy. Kappa
TheMerricat: lol
Juliamon: I only know that Hosk knows something
CaptainSpam: I thought all of the remaining Wii Play shirts were one of the Kickstarter rewards.
TheMerricat: secret mm of club shirt :p
JadedCynic: wasn't one box a 'kickstarter' backer bonus? :D
TheMerricat: mod even
RassilonDND: Oh no, have I asked a forbidden question and now will be crunched by mods?
JadedCynic: yeah, I remember Hosk plotting something...
JadedCynic: LUL
CaptainSpam: I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
TheMerricat: cursed shirt :)
JadedCynic: I mean, shipping from Victoria to Newfoundland would hav ebeen the most Canada Post could POSSIBLY charge, so I didn't...
Arclight_Dynamo: Sounds like a fun April fool's to bring to the others. :p
hexy_lexy: ill put my money down first!
djalternative: what about a "I asked beej to make a wii play shirt" shirt?
RassilonDND: The ET hole of wii play shirts would be the deepest of cuts
beowuuf: night!
Boon_33: goodnight Beej+chat
CaptainSpam: It's CtS.
insane_42: I will also put hexy_lexy's money down first Kappa
CaptainSpam: Worms!
RassilonDND: !nest
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Worms W.M.D) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (16:47 from now).
TheMerricat: CTS only thing
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo knowing Lord Hosk, maybe he'd be just handing them out as cursed party favours at Cons (darn this pandemic)
CaptainSpam: Hylla betong åsnan!
hexy_lexy: @insane_42 i do not consent to buy anyone else a wii play shirt
TheMerricat: thanks for the fun Beej :)
Emptiedcheons: When can we expect a vaccinated Beej Drop?
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Ha!
Phailhammer: cya :)
insane_42: it's not buying, it is a kick starter XD
JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam or as Google Translate says is the english version: Hylla betong åsnan! LL
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you all are awesome. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
JadedCynic: LUL
RassilonDND: Is the vaccine to prevent the beejdrop, or to stabilize it?
Vector_Zero: We need a BAG of GRAIN
JadedCynic: o/
CaptainSpam: @JadedCynic It's *supposed* to be something like "praise the Concrete Donkey", a phrase the original creator of Worms used in the past due to his fascination with the Swedish language. Whether that's accurate or not is another matter. :p
PixelArtDragon: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds.
JadedCynic: I got my first stab on June 4th! lrrAWESOME
Billy_Waggledaggers: Beej, youre great.
JadedCynic: gnite everyone - rest well <3
beowuuf: night again! lunarj1Heart
Vector_Zero: I like mine so much I’m getting another one!
beowuuf: uuuuuh, shouldn't the stream be ended by now?
Boon_33: !updog
LRRbot: The stream is not live. lrrSPOT
beowuuf: :D night!
Boon_33: look what you did lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: right, work beckons, so have a good <time appropriate thing> anyone checking chat :)
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Worms W.M.D) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (16:30 from now).