Sunmare_Dragon: hi all
DarkMorford: Hewwo?
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Heather and Ian are here so the Rhythm Cafe is near! | The long requested Wandersong is being played today! | 📷 ||
mtvcdm: Those of you in the Squad may have already seen Heather play this; for everyone else's sake no spoilerinos
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Juliamon: :O
Phillammon: I have heard good things about this but have never actually seen GAH NOISES
Juliamon: BONUS secret podcast!
accountmadeforants: I am a fan of both Heather's secret podcast and this game
BusTed: 👀
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Also, Hi Heather!
DeM0nFiRe: Will the secret identity of the host of the secret podcast be revealed?!?
mtvcdm: The Secret Podcast, like Heather, is always watching
Phillammon: well that was inexplicably terrifying
constablecrab: Spoilery-No
beowuuf: the rare catching rythmn cafe, god bless monday holidays!
Phillammon: You and me both, beo
Phillammon: UK?
beowuuf: yup :)
BasilHunter: Wow, my prime subscription ran out, so now I see ads, had no idea they were up to 8 in a row
LariatWest: Finally got a notification before the show actually went live!
TehAmelie: i definitely remember watching someone stream this. but all i can tell you is it's staggeringly cool
beowuuf: it's like d8 ads, always a shock when encountering them on other streams
BasilHunter: Yeah, I’m at 7 of 8
Phillammon: D:
BusTed: Hallo.
TehAmelie: hai
SAJewers: pkroseRly ?
Phillammon: that wasn't just me who got the horrifying noises right
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LariatWest: Is it Kiwi time?
constablecrab: please breathe
ArcOfTheConclave: audio hiccup?
BusTed: Hopefully?
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I was about to say, probably one of my favourite games, not sure about its rhythm status
beowuuf: bettre late than never, for both subs and ian :p
Louie_Salmon: Rhythm-esque
TehAmelie: some unfortunate audio lag, yeah. it's probably over
beowuuf: always forward never rewinding
NotCainNorAbel: like 90's tv
constablecrab: It's illegal to stop video. Like in Max Headroom
BasilHunter: Oh @beowuuf thank you, but I was just waiting fir the show to go live to hit the resubscribe button
Juliamon: Wandersong Wondercore
beowuuf: @BasilHunter oops. well pass on the prime to someone else with cool emotes then :p
TehAmelie: i think of it as Van Der Song
SAJewers: or WonderSwan Kappa lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: Wondastank
BusTed: 🥁
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Taiko shirt! lrrHEART
constablecrab: perfect
DarkMorford: Nice
BasilHunter: So anyway here’s wandersong
NotCainNorAbel: is chat the influencer?
TehAmelie: internet's a give and take
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Ooh, that implies that there are exciting twists! I can't wait!
Williams4jesus: Whoop whoop new game
IbunWest: This game is delightful. cliffAw
TehAmelie: 100,000 people are born every day, so every day that many people must learn everything everyone knows for the first time
mtvcdm: The Flintstones? You mean those people who sell vitamins?
LariatWest: Is Heather naming the MC then, or does Ian get to do that for his first time seeing this?
squickster subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
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Juliamon: It's a musical game.
constablecrab: Apple vs. Epic will figure this out eventually.
BasilHunter: Oh is this talking simulator now?
RandomTrivia: !quote 3943
LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
beowuuf: can't be, we're not playing control :p
Robot_Bones: But isn't dark souls a Rhythm game?
tyrsredritehand subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
tyrsredritehand: Time for some rythem.
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RandomTrivia: Birb!
BasilHunter: They’re not using controllers?
Scy_Anide: All games are rhythm games if you have to press the buttons at the right time.
Scy_Anide: :p
TehAmelie: will you ever release a tonal language Heather?
beowuuf: talking simulator t-shirt is just jesse faden with 'life is tasks assigned by my underlinegs'
mtvcdm: Hail Gord!
omdorastrix: fyi - Notifer a little loud
averythetiger: Above all, it is an aggressively positive game.
RandomTrivia: I already love the art style
beowuuf: happy robin hood dude
Phillammon: we are paper robin hood?
LariatWest: It's Hero time
accountmadeforants: Ah, Fart
BusTed: Can you... dance?
RandomTrivia: I already want to protect paper friend
TehAmelie: is this a Rogue Legacy mod?
MolaMolaphant: Paper Mari-ain't
SAJewers: having seen an lp of this game, this os great
beowuuf: wonderswan?
Phillammon: oh no
RandomTrivia: Oh no, our sword!
Edgarware subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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RandomTrivia: !quote 5008
LRRbot: Quote #5008: "Welcome to Heather's House of Lies" —Heather [2018-05-23]
TehAmelie: there's nothing i love more in games than a PC with a sword that's too heavy for them. bonus points if they do victory poses that end with falling over
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accountmadeforants: The notifier seems a tad loud
RandomTrivia: Bard friend is precious and I love them
beowuuf: that's a fancy way of saying ending the world
NotCainNorAbel: not a moment too soon
TehAmelie: i'm positive this is just the world any D&D bard lives in
accountmadeforants: Some refactoring
lirazel64: Universe is over-ripe.
RandomTrivia: Keyword "tried"
Gizmoloid: on one hand, yeah that's a nifty way of preventing accidental deletion. On the other hand, just give us multiple saves! It's not like we're trying to fit them on tiny memory card from the 90s.
xVeinFirex: Oh good I got here just in time for Ian to lose his mind at it
r10pez10: pretty standard rhythm game "wtf is going on" tbh
Scy_Anide: I wish I could get up in the morning like that.
TehAmelie: Death Stranding didn't invent the getting dressed comically fast huh
LariatWest: They are one of the most enjoyable MCs I've ever played
Robot_Bones: Super Mario RPG will let you bounce as well
mtvcdm: What game was that again?
beowuuf: farcry 4, the best game where you can do nothing for 15 minutes at the start to get the good ending :p
RandomTrivia: That did look like a ledge that you conspicuously can't reach *yet*
RandomTrivia: I hope it's a misdirect
TehAmelie: g-g-ghosts?
mtvcdm: Ghost friends? The ones who run the secret podcast?
LariatWest: Bird-jumps!
Emptiedcheons: Are there any post vaccine Beej drops in the pipeline?
beowuuf: they are now 2 weeks later on if there were :p
r10pez10: they sing like the merchant from crypt of the necrodancer
RandomTrivia: Well that's a really cool mechanic
RandomTrivia: Ye!
RandomTrivia: Ye ye ye!
TehAmelie: how does it manage to feel so creative to play songs made up by other people/birds/things?
DarkMorford: Play the Song of Storms!
CaptainSpam: The mayor IS the ghost! RUN!
Bellpei: Wandersong goes to the Mayor.
constablecrab: It's not a haunting, it's a used car lot!
TehAmelie: that ghost seems like a very Scooby Doo variety
jessieimproved: simon says game
RandomTrivia: I love that we're just standing on the windowsill :D
Bellpei: Is this... a ghostbusters game?
Pteraspidomorphi: Singin', singin', singin'...
r10pez10: didn't 50 Cent make a rhythm game where you get rid of drugs by rapping near them
r10pez10: this is just that but you sing near ghosts
TehAmelie: you've heard of tonal languages, are you ready for color shifting language
Bellpei: Or maybe... a lower power?
Invitare: Unlimited power!
Bellpei: Bustin!
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CaptainSpam: "I'm singing aimlessly! Is it doing anything?"
TehAmelie: little? he's taller than you
Bellpei: Tom Ghosts to the Mayor, the rhythm game.
Bellpei: Quaratine the youth!
RandomTrivia: Did you just say "shrug" out loud?!
RandomTrivia: Oh of course, that makes perfect sense lrrBEEJ
chickenace11: no we sung it random triva
beowuuf: bards sing, bust ghosts, and bring about the end of the world most likely
Robot_Bones: Grass grows, Birds fly and Brotha, I sing
mtvcdm: Not with that attitude
Bellpei: This house is bumping.
nilsrebby: Irish Ian best Ian
Bellpei: Is Ian about to bust into a "butter side down"
Juliamon: Freaky ghost bed!
nilsrebby: highly topical in relation to twitter obsessing over Irish Uncle Matt LeBlanc
DeM0nFiRe: Has Mario even ever TRIED singing to a Boo?
Rynehawk: thats ghost language for I have no bones in my arms or legs
Bellpei: Jumpin' on the bed.
Invitare: Eat the Lich
TehAmelie: paper ghosts dancing on invisible wire may be my favorite ghosts now
TehAmelie: what if a tree had a ghost?
beowuuf: aww
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: LOL
r10pez10: no one tell bronson the heart is a muscle
Bellpei: Irish Kratos.
PMAvers: I mean, RWBY has been infested with dark spirits for years. It's called "the writers."
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers Heh, gottem
constablecrab: Ruby gives no F's
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Rynehawk: you ever see psycho?
TehAmelie: hmm do the word balloons grow out out and go back into the speaker's heart or was that just a graphical accident?
TehAmelie: *out of
RandomTrivia: Starts straight down, Heather
RandomTrivia: There we go
r10pez10: yours sounded better tbh
mtvcdm: yes
Bellpei: That was my husband! I haven't spoken to him in years!
4 raiders from yesdearproductions have joined!
Festerunderdog: TombRaid TombRaid
GDwarf: I love her
beowuuf: hey raiders sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
yesdearproductions: yesdeaHeart yesdeaRainbow yesdeaHeart yesdeaRainbow yesdeaHeart
TehAmelie: i have found a lot of controllers want to rest in your hands in angles that make the analog sticks a little off
RandomTrivia: I love this old lady. She gives no fucks
Louie_Salmon: Just saying that to his face lol
BloodnBullets: well thats going to give someone an existential crisis...
noSmokeFire: we majored in barding, but the minor in exorcism didn't hurt
RandomTrivia: Be nice to the Bard, they're doing their best
RandomTrivia: "roll persuasion" :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: song or primal scream therapy? it's a blurred line
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wildpeaks: yay Wandersong <3
PMAvers: Bard: "Sorry, I don't do buttrock."
r10pez10: bandicoot
RandomTrivia: Last time we were in there we "helped" her and she did an angry at us
RandomTrivia: "the space in between finding out what you're called and repeating your name..."
TehAmelie: hmm, the only theory i find on the etymology of "coot" is that in the 1400s it was slang for various waterfowl
r10pez10: lol ruby
GDwarf: @TehAmelie Still is, in some places
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Coots *are* waterfowl. They look like small ducks, all black except for the white beak. They nest in shallow water near trees
beowuuf: coots and moorhens are still around today as names
TehAmelie: they do only mention that's when it was first recorded
tpo5674: hey heather and ian im HUG fans of you guys i love your guys skits, lrr live afk beejlander crossing the streams
Louie_Salmon: She's just very quiet, what with being old and all
r10pez10: jfc bard
RandomTrivia: Wow, Bard. Wow
beowuuf: lrrWOW
beowuuf: roll a nat 1 there?
mtvcdm: wooooooow
PMAvers: Beej leans in from off screen. "GET. OUT."
beowuuf: lol
RandomTrivia: She went full "YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE" LUL
RandomTrivia: Hello tpo5674, welcome to the streams!
Pteraspidomorphi: Sing us some big giant circles
Bellpei: They want you to stream it again, obviously.
PMAvers: "Man, that part with the pirate ship? SO SWEET"
josh___something: Just Shapes and beats was great
wildpeaks: we flew too close to the sun-arrow
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Do you have a moment to talk about shapes and beats?
beowuuf: that was a fun stream
Bellpei: It IS still the most watched YouTube VOD.
Snowcookies: defeat the graveyard
johnalogue: Hi.
Bellpei: Is the Mayor into us?
BloodnBullets: you can run, but you cannot sprint without one.
mtvcdm: What's mobility? I forgot
beowuuf: yeah :(
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gahh, Imma have to start biking to the LGS again and it's gonna kill me
39 raiders from Mollylele have joined!
r10pez10: lele rereid
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART Hi Huelligans!
mtvcdm: Huelligans!
ChippyFlip: HELLO
DaSunao: PartyPopper
Bellpei: Wait... were WE a Ghost this whole time?
TehAmelie: ahoy
ArdCollider: raidalele
ChippyFlip: Load "*",8,1
RandomTrivia hides in case the Huelligans notice this is where I went after I left
johnalogue: "Real" is subjective I think
DoodlestheGreat: The Huellagans are here! Isn't that a-MAY-zing?
Pteraspidomorphi: Caaaaan do
Bellpei: Thank goodness we specialized in singing.
TehAmelie: so, Marceline has done something to her hair and we are a Bard who's gonna save the word with music. i think that's the story so far
RandomTrivia: IAN
SeismicLawns: god ian
wildpeaks: "guess I'll die"
PMAvers: "Well, first you have to sit down and play Earthbound on the SNES."
wildpeaks: a qwest !
DeM0nFiRe: So the Earthsong has a sweet guitar solo?
chickenace11: why does this story semi remind me of the game with the birds
wildpeaks: yeah it does
DarkMorford: Does this quest involve a dragon by any chance?
Mollylele: my computer pooped & I missed my own raid but hiii lrrHEATHER lrrIAN
r10pez10: it is a bit Night in the Woods yeah
4dSwissCheese: I have not come to the rhythm cafe in a while and this is reminding me of how delightful this all tends to be
RandomTrivia: Ok that is the coolest elevator in all of videogames
r10pez10: "sing up!"
DoodlestheGreat: Just like real life!
Mollylele: singing directionally is how i solve most of my problems
Pteraspidomorphi: It's all yellow
wynternyghtynggale: ah good ole twitch notifications being super late -.-
TehAmelie: it's magical string theory, sort of
Bellpei: This is why it's important to do you scales in chior class.
beowuuf: sergeHubris SingsNote
josh___something: Oh the amount of leaves on the plant show how far you can go!!!
otakon17: good bird
r10pez10: twinkle twinkle to you too, little bird
DerRitter42: Just got here, but this game is really beautiful
TehAmelie: caution: do not attempt to make your plants grow with music for more than four hours continuously
r10pez10: right yeah the leaves tell you how much plant you have left
noSmokeFire: have you ever ASKED a bird to give you an extra jump?
wildpeaks: your plants have beaks ?
r10pez10: smart
otakon17: sing the plant TO you
otakon17: feeding them MUSIC
r10pez10: and then it plays the notes back when it retracts
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
TehAmelie: dolphins have been known to save people from drowning. crows are smart flock animals. . .maybe we should be happy they're not trying to help us fly
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otakon17: when in doubt, there is ALWAYS a hole
Bellpei: Metroid plantia.
otakon17: you need the bird so summon the plant, got it
r10pez10: the direct like from A to C
otakon17: now I just wanna see you play Baba Is You
otakon17: and watch the brain melting
TehAmelie: the way you do anything is the way you do everything, and the only way that works to solve every puzzle is by overdoing it
r10pez10: "big castle, can't miss it" *nothing but clouds*
TehAmelie: if not brute forcing it
Rynehawk: sorry mario the princess is in another castle
otakon17: you mean the fart fog?
otakon17: only if I cast it first
RandomTrivia: "Here's some platforming! Also you can't see any of the platforms. Have fun!"
wildpeaks: helpful fogs have Stealth 100, that's why you never see them
RandomTrivia: Is that a Cat-terfly?!
beowuuf: rejected bookmark encounter for faerie mound
4dSwissCheese: Cat/butterfly!
otakon17: Buttercat
wildpeaks: Catterfly
r10pez10: that's worse
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
wildpeaks: welp now the world is doomed
r10pez10: the whole reason this game was made
mtvcdm: And now you see why Heather likes this game
r10pez10: FBtouchdown
LariatWest: This IS a souls game
sugarsh0t: god i love this game
Bellpei: Oh snap, yeah, we Dark Souls now.
beowuuf: and the second one in blight town?
r10pez10: oh hai julie
wildpeaks: little did we know, there are TWO bells of awakening
otakon17: you can't sing at all
r10pez10: looks like it does no damage, it's just very annoying
Bellpei: We're a tanker bard.
mtvcdm: We don't have a bar.... WE ARRRE THE BAAAAAAR
mtvcdm: d
Mollylele: how did this become the accent for the song boy
r10pez10: because ian
RandomTrivia: @Mollylele Because Ian
CaptainSpam: Cat, you're really pushing the meow thing.
noSmokeFire: @Mollylele Ian only has so many voices
otakon17: break time!
asthanius: @Mollylele You've met Ian
beowuuf: give it time it will change molly :p
Bellpei: Wandersong staring Gilbert Godfrew.
RandomTrivia: !break
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Pteraspidomorphi: noSmokeFire: Empyrical evidence suggests Ian has an infinite number of voices
beowuuf: ian uses the ur-accent which is all accents at all times
Mollylele: the accent itself has a narrative arc, of course
beowuuf: we're currently in the rising action part, so off irish
TehAmelie: ah, Ian speaks with Glossolalian accent
TehAmelie: makes sense
Territan: Has anyone suggested Road Quest 2: Vancouver to Montreal yet?
beowuuf: never heard that term before, cool. ian is in the game ecstacy
otakon17: i just noticed
otakon17: you can hear the Dream King snoring
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
Bellpei: Wait, it's supposed to be meowth?
Anubis169: hihi Heather & Ian <3
Anubis169: hihi Chat :D
beowuuf: sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis!
TehAmelie: ah, the bell of awakening
otakon17: The True Bell of Awakening
Bellpei: Here comes frampt.
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
wildpeaks: dinner bell
Territan: It's why the universe tries to take out the bards first.
beowuuf: lol
Anubis169: 🔔
otakon17: ohcrap
beowuuf: oooh, we could have understood the ghosts?
RandomTrivia: Ooh, is this what the shapes were? We were hearing the voice of god(?)?
RandomTrivia: Or the voice of something
RandomTrivia: KITTY
otakon17: ofc he's a cat
Bellpei: It is FRAMPT
oniontuber: ohhh my goodness me and my son love this game. he dressed as the main character two years ago for halloween!
TehAmelie: King Cat!
mtvcdm: Nap King
otakon17: big 'ol fat cat
wildpeaks: nimlotBeelzebub
Snowcookies: cat king
RandomTrivia: He looks like he gives great hugs
FITorion: the Earth song? According to Babylon 5 that's the Hocky Pocky
TehAmelie: how do you say ellipsis in the superlanguage?
mtvcdm: It's hard so why bother trying
Rynehawk: i'd like to teach the world to perfect haarrmooonnyyyy
Anubis169: you say it "..."
Territan: Not being awake is totally a cat thing. So is pushing everything off a surface, like humanity.
Bellpei: The Fire MUST fade
NotCainNorAbel: shiny happy people
Anubis169: follow the pronounciation guide on screen to learn how a "." is pronounced
Bellpei: Do you wish to LINK the song?
NotCainNorAbel: perfect cat attitude
LariatWest: aaaaaand he kicked you out
constablecrab: He seemed nice.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: yes, roll credits
NotCainNorAbel: how long do we have; time to brute force the earth song
TehAmelie: if you turn the game off, everyone who hates music wins
RandomTrivia: OH GOOD
oniontuber: shruuuuuuuuuuuug
beowuuf: can we just sing the immigrant song instead?
RandomTrivia: Well THAT happened
Bellpei: I'm hoping we can speak Ghost now?
TehAmelie: i figured the Earthsong was that Michael Jackson beat, "look what we've done to our world"
beowuuf: house of pain knew
beowuuf: lol
Sky_Kast: is this a duo stream
TehAmelie: your ghostly bluhs do not faze us!
beowuuf: only heather is playibf, ian is doing voices
oniontuber: the voice of an angel
TehAmelie: does this ghost jam count as a "spiritual"? (sorry)
RandomTrivia: LUL
mtvcdm: The type of musical stylings you can only get on Rhythm Cafe
oniontuber: ghosts just coming to be buddies with us
Territan: Solves the ghost problem, not the world ending problem.
oniontuber: uhhh wow lol
LariatWest: hot DOG
beowuuf: sure, why not
Bellpei: Wait, isn't there supposed to be an election?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: no election required
constablecrab: You gotta be the mayor to beat the mayor.
TehAmelie: or even a dance-off?
beowuuf: ghosts voted, only bard understands, but ghosts all voted yes
beowuuf: untrue
TehAmelie: you haven't seen our harmonics twist the fabric of reality, dude
mtvcdm: Vote for mayor of Langtree
asthanius: YES
Territan: And he's kind of a D-bag.
TehAmelie: i want all mayoral elections to be run on strawpoll
LariatWest: missed some stream - did we meet Mask in the graveyard?
Sky_Kast: butts are beautiful Kappa
TehAmelie: Crazy Raven is the name of my Cheryl Crow comedy cover band
Pteraspidomorphi: Adopted
asthanius: i love this
LariatWest: yeeeeees
DeM0nFiRe: Ah good old Gelpsvbk
LariatWest: NB: you only get 4
Bellpei: Wait we could have been kevin!
asthanius: Korn
beowuuf: korn?
asthanius: YES
mtvcdm: Korn!
asthanius: DO IT
otakon17: KORN
NotCainNorAbel: korn, you have to
Territan: You know you want to.
otakon17: KORN!
Sky_Kast: LUL
asthanius: IAN
LariatWest: Kore?
Easilycrazyhat: K O R G
RandomTrivia: Do it you coward!
SAJewers: Korg?
beowuuf: kori
otakon17: K O R N
SeismicLawns: kori
Territan: Korg is a fine brand of synthesizer.
averythetiger: Kord is a good pun
otakon17: Kord IS a good pun
Sky_Kast: LUL bork
chaostreader: Kore, also known as Persephone.
beowuuf: korb rensel
rembe0: ORB
asthanius: like the korn r
NotCainNorAbel: perfect
TehAmelie: lovely
Bellpei: Oh, I thought she was into girls.
Lithobraker: Safi eriks dotter?
Penguino_Rojo: what about Yang?
constablecrab: All old people are related.
TehAmelie: i once knew a guy who still had his first save file on his Link to the Past cartridge, from when he had been young enough to spell his name Anbers. fun times
LariatWest: wow! rude, Miriam
asthanius: I love Miriam so gosh darned much
Sky_Kast: but monsters are friends Kappa
Bellpei: Like... Grover monsters?
NotCainNorAbel: monsters, like grover
Bellpei: High five @NotCainNorAbel
SoldieroFortune: !GAME
LRRbot: Currently playing: Wandersong
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME
asthanius: Korb is doing his best
otakon17: IT'S TOO LATE!
Bellpei: Don't judge a monster by it's size
mtvcdm: :O
PMAvers: "Fireball, Nuclear Winter coming online!"
otakon17: Bard don't wanna hurt nobody
Bellpei: We settle this with a rap battle!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
otakon17: SING KORB
Territan: Phrasing!
otakon17: XD
TehAmelie: you can be the hero of the wind!
ContingentCat: the lungs on that lad
TehAmelie: with enough beans
otakon17: I love the expression on the monster changes
otakon17: a girl monster?
ContingentCat: gay monster
Bellpei: But... SINGING!
kusinohki: Hi all!
beowuuf: ludo... narrative dissonance
otakon17: hello o/
Snowcookies: big guy just flew off
beowuuf: sergeHi
Bellpei: The boyfriend looks like they're trying to explain something and got stuck.
kusinohki: rythm cafe comes at a terrible time with my current schedule
TehAmelie: in this game, ludorarrative dissonance is poetic licence
otakon17: That's clearly PARALYSIS
otakon17: someone just give him a smack
constablecrab: not like this
Bellpei: How do solve all our problems pinky? We sing at them!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: sing the sighsong
asthanius: confirmed gay yeti
otakon17: aw
kusinohki: sing. sing a song. sing out loud.
otakon17: WAIT
asthanius: they can't be fixed there
Bellpei: Oh, we're gonna see the oracle?
ContingentCat: time to get distracted!
RandomTrivia: Alright! Dumb sidequest time! LUL
Bellpei: Now that guy looks like a muppet.
PMAvers: It's basically a human delfino (or however they're spelled) from Sunshine?
Bellpei: Can Miriam play drums?
Lysander_Gustav: I've heard you can interrupt people with your singing
kusinohki: ABS - always be singing
PMAvers: Is his band the Runaway Five?
ContingentCat: oh are we ace?! AsexualPride
constablecrab: This is the Blues Brothers now
Bellpei: We're on a mission from god?
LariatWest: Maybe? but we are NonbinaryPride
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @ContingentCat I'd say yes, but I'm bias PrideKoala
Bellpei: I'm too lazy to be a rebel. Big mood.
Pteraspidomorphi: Tina the Teen
kusinohki: Teena if you will
Sky_Kast: yup
Sky_Kast: the feels there
CompleatedPinkie: There's hints of Night In The Woods here...
TehAmelie: it's a character driven story in a nominal sidescrolling platforming game, sure
kusinohki: half expected him to talk about his back problems
LariatWest: Nate, the Productivity Person
beowuuf: karlmet sagan
CompleatedPinkie: A dying town, depressed teens, and tall, rectangular buildings, too.
PMAvers: Nope, that 404's.
Bellpei: Yukiko Amagi?
ContingentCat: probably capitalism's fault
Anubis169: 👀
Bellpei: Mask, are you the last overseer? I have the feeling you're gonna be the last overseer.
viridimayai: I just got here but I LOVE LOVE LOVE this game and I am hype that you're playing it.
constablecrab: moon's haunted
ContingentCat: gesundheit Ian
Anubis169: bless you lrrHORN
kusinohki: I think the moon is mad at the sun... maybe?
Earthenone: blitz?
Bellpei: Al?
Sky_Kast: LUL
Bellpei: Weird Ash.
ContingentCat: uh oh
Earthenone: time to get busy digging
ContingentCat: skeleton band!
mtvcdm: Beej is over in Krondor we can totally dig her up
Earthenone: necromancy?
ContingentCat: necromancy!
Bellpei: Bardomancer?
Bellpei: Necrobarder?
Anubis169 coughs
ContingentCat: only sweet others with consent
Earthenone: !sir
Bellpei: Don't sweet me, daddy!
ContingentCat: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Pteraspidomorphi: This game is about lots of things
beowuuf: d a n c e
asthanius: this is the best thing in the game
kusinohki: is this our first dance?
asthanius: this specific dance
LariatWest: we dancey now
SkylerRingtail: This game is delightful
IbunWest: The most important mechanic in the game.
constablecrab: 10/10
LariatWest: jigging down the street
viridimayai: There are some great dances in this game
ContingentCat: never walk again
Bellpei: This is Dark Souls. That's a come at me dance.
SplendidFD: I only just got here but I love it
iris_of_ether: Nothing left for me to do: But Dance
iris_of_ether: (Woo)
viridimayai: If you haven't played it, do yourself a favor and buy this game it's so good.
LariatWest: look how happy we are to be dancing
RandomTrivia: No Ian, no we did not
viridimayai: It's also a reasonable length
ContingentCat: I never know what to expect from Rythum Cafe
RandomTrivia: Excuse a what now?
asthanius: Accordian ghost!
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Bellpei: Necrobard!
PMAvers: Is any kind of Magic good? They keep on making new formats, but it's still the same thing at the core.
ContingentCat: necromancy!
asthanius: nah it's a jam
asthanius: just a jam sesh
Sky_Kast: LUL
averythetiger: It's a necro jam
SplendidFD: Ian is acting like he's never committed a crime against god
chaostreader: It’s hard to get consent from the dead.
Earthenone: did we just haunt someone?
LariatWest: @Earthenone no, but we did CAUSE a haunting
mrMorphius: "Hey Ash I know how to cheer you up! Your mom's ghost"
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
PMAvers: Sounds like a job for a post-it note on the monitor to confuse people for the rest of the week.
SAJewers: someone clip this so they can remember it lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Ian! lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sky_Kast: LUL
Bellpei: Alright, everyone. Go raise a dead body with song. Report back next week.
LordZarano: Thank you Ian and Heather and Heather's new shirt!
ContingentCat: !store
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PMAvers: store dot com
DarkMorford: That's Kappa
RandomTrivia: Wait the EU looked at what we did here in the UK and said "yes we want that"?!
Coyoteofthenine subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Coyoteofthenine: tired but here
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mrMorphius: Pleej
Coyoteofthenine: coffee
SkylerRingtail: Opera
Gophersaurus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
Gophersaurus: thanks for the rhythms
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beowuuf: @RandomTrivia it's just when stuff was expiring, pepple mentioned it at the end of last year before the k one expired
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Ah, gotcha. THanks
LordZarano: @RandomTrivia They were going to anyway, the UK just did it sooner. From what I've heard
RandomTrivia: "Huelligans"
SnackPak_: We're Huelligans
ContingentCat: I don't think Molly scares that easily
ContingentCat: thanks Heather and Ian
beowuuf: thanks, night!
Phailhammer: cya :)
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
LordZarano: Heuligans, because we watch Huell Howser
RandomTrivia: Deemo was cool
badpandabear: and we are hooligans
RandomTrivia: Oooh, Nelson as DM!
ContingentCat: so excite!
Juliamon: !ppr
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LordZarano: I feel like Wandersong would have made a good Talking Sim game...
kusinohki: no crossing the streams *sad pikachu*
Mollylele: @LordZarano Huell hive!
PMAvers: You can tell things are getting back to normal, CTS/AFK's are being sacrificed for the PPR again.
RandomTrivia: sergePun sergePun
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
benjamin_wheeler: I mean I'm waist deep in YGO lore. There are like 20 different versions of this game
DarkMorford: It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!
Bellpei: Nyeh?
Earthenone: yup
asthanius: You act like he won't already do it
RandomTrivia: Don't you worry, Heather. We will
ContingentCat: oh! googling those
benjamin_wheeler: Jonouchi?
ContingentCat: I'd forgotton what his last name was
Earthenone: im sure he has a wheeler soundboard ready
LordZarano: But having it here with the excellent voice acting is wonderful too
DarkMorford: Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Mattmitchell45: You got it, Yuge
RandomTrivia: Someone get Wayne Grayson on Cameo lrrBEEJ
DarkMorford: (If it's not already on the schedule, I'd *love* it if we could get Martin/LittleKuriboh to guest for a week.)
RandomTrivia: Oh that would be amazing
InkyGhoast: actual yugioh tournaments occasionally have the VAs show up to do scripted duels and it's always funny
benjamin_wheeler: the next 5 weeks are going to destroy me
DarkMorford: katesRip katesRip katesRip
Juliamon: You brought this upon yourself
Earthenone: nah, it will send you to the shadow relm\
RandomTrivia: "Sawry, Yoog, doin' dis Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate of card games!"
Asimech: Martin has had some health problems. I don't know specifics but apparently it affects his Yugioh GX series.
DarkMorford: On the bright side, maybe we'll finally learn what Pot of Greed does!
Earthenone: he still manages to stream as a V tuber on twithc
hexy_lexy: @DarkMorford doubtful. that card is too complex for mortal minds :P
Asimech: Apparently not speaking but I'm guessing standing, b/c he tried a Pharaoh virtual avatar b/c of them.
DarkMorford: Yeah, Martin's health has been... not good for a few years now. But if he doesn't have to be on camera, he might be up for it.
Juliamon: In any case, don't bug him about it!
Earthenone: i think he does yugioh and i want to say yakuza streams?
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: but yes, do not bug the famous people <3
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Oh, of course. I'd love it if he would, but it's up to Wheeler if he wants to invite him.
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: there is some sort of pipeline lrr can use to get to him, he has been in friday nights and on kathleens island tour
Earthenone: so they have it covered :)
Noodles_15: Duel Links? 👀
djalternative: hell yeah. we in duel links! I wonder which character Wheeler will play?
benjamin_wheeler: wait
benjamin_wheeler: characters
benjamin_wheeler: oh fuck
djalternative: yup
Juliamon: I trust yall to be chill but it never hurts to remind :)
trashyopossum: oh god duel links oh no
trashyopossum: its chaos time
Earthenone: i was hoping for duel links to be the medium of choice
djalternative: they all have unlockable 'hero powers' called skills that can change deck construction
Earthenone: since i have actually played it in the past years
fuzzychub: Chill vibes only *candle*
kalateth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
kalateth: Just one month off 2 years.. I want my gold badge dang it
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benjamin_wheeler: I'll cover all the different ways to play this when live, but like Konami, please
hexy_lexy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Noodles_15! They have given 3 Gift Subs in the channel!
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djalternative: oh yeah. Duel Links is about as extra as the anime
Earthenone: they announced that there is a "master duels" i.e the standard format played game in the works
YeetTheRich_: duel links only exists bc konami fucked the actual card game beyond repair
3cbb: man i always love this opening
Earthenone: kitty!
NotCainNorAbel: kitty!
RandomTrivia: Mulder! lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: CAT!
trashyopossum: best of luck wheeler
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldr
InkyGhoast: hi mulder!
ContingentCat: Hi Wheeler and Maulder
InkyGhoast: also we're heeeeeerre
djalternative: @YeetTheRich_ and they needed a version that worked for mobile
CapitalisToast: JOEY WHEELAH
asthanius: ddddddddddd
hexy_lexy: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
RandomTrivia: Soundboard is very quiet
djalternative: yes!
fuzzychub: Already we can see that yugi-oh has sucked the life from a man
DerRitter42: Hey its the famous duel master, Joey Wheeler
ContingentCat: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dual
Noodles_15: I hope you like Blue Eyes lol
YeetTheRich_: benjoeymin wheeler
3cbb: It can't possibly be worse than hearthstone
Smoke108: HIFL
Mattmitchell45: cheer85 "“Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow!"
ContingentCat: hell? are we going to the shadow realm?
benjamin_wheeler: !patron
RandomTrivia: Duel Links likes to get excited
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
kusinohki: spoiler alert - wheeler will be mad half way through the month
LRRbot: 2524 patrons for a total of $18,401.86 per month.
RandomTrivia: !patreon
djalternative: Duel Links also has IMO the best lootbox system out there
Earthenone: yeah, the steam game is a port of a phone game, so the sounds are super loud as they expect very small speakers
trashyopossum: I wonder if youve heard of ojamas before?
DarkMorford: Patron. Help Wheeler get crunk Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: only technically
PMAvers: Outdoor card games started this month.
ContingentCat: but be gay do crimes
Earthenone: lets get up to speed on yugioh 5 streams
PMAvers: This feels like a good trade-off, since it's probably going to be more of a learning process than the others.
djalternative: This is absolutely the best way for new people to play yugioh on the computer
YeetTheRich_: all options suck tbh ... i feel you ben
DeM0nFiRe: Ah see you should have just gone with Eternal Duelist Soul for GBA
SkylerRingtail: Or War of the Roses?
InkyGhoast: can we play forbidden memories :)
RyleGrimrick: dueling book when? Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
Earthenone: link evolution has a draft mode in it, its pretty great
Smoke108: Duelists of the Roses
Dr_fragenstien: for the sake of not needing to consult a lawyer
LordZarano: Thanks Konami! Kappa
itsr67: there's a lot
YeetTheRich_: duel links is way more accessible and presentable than the rest so it's probably the best choice
Paranundrox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Paranundrox: what a cool and good number
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Smoke108: Going in fresh
ContingentCat: I can't help but hear duelist as dualist and I'm imagining Descartes with one of those weird arm card things
asthanius: Grundle
Earthenone: wheeler42069?
Noodles_15: Duel Links feels liek a DOTP for Yugioh
asthanius: WheelerJoey_
ContingentCat: add 69 to each side
YeetTheRich_: what
asthanius: THAT WORKED?!
YeetTheRich_: no
asthanius: THAT WAS FREE?!
SnackPak_: thank goodness that was available
YeetTheRich_: you're joking
Kykiwi: ez pick
Paranundrox: huh
asthanius: what the fuck
ContingentCat: what
DarkMorford: I don't think they have to be unique.
RyleGrimrick: what the hell!? the pun actually worked?!
RandomTrivia: Well then
Earthenone: it uses the friend code numbers thing
Paranundrox: presumably not, DM
floki4242: kids these days don't respect the classics
RyleGrimrick: how
Noodles_15: They don't have to be unique
MrTulip: called the internet
Noodles_15: People have duelist IDs
asthanius: oh my god
asthanius: this is so 2006
asthanius: I love it
Earthenone: hop into a duel RIGHT NOW
Kaorti: Trespass in their soul! Do it!
Micsig: FEELS 90S MAN
floki4242: the story modes very much on Rails
Mattmitchell45: That's Where You Are Wrong, Blinking Kaiba Button!
GDwarf: That's...that's just Seto Kaiba
hattingston: I was thinking more discount Kaiba
Paranundrox: this is young Kaiba
MrTulip: Hi Josh, nice to meet ypu.
YeetTheRich_: this is a game knights episode
asthanius: Yugi Muto
PMAvers: Clearly it's not, his name is Josh.
Lordofironstorm: Josh? Bullshit, that's Kaiba without the trauma
YeetTheRich_: JLK wants to duel you
asthanius: holy shit
Noodles_15: I mean you have to have some sort of avatar
Smoke108: Very Angry
Paranundrox: this kid is going to get sent to the Shadow Realm
White_Teriyaki: You took everything from Josh
Mattmitchell45: Is it Yugi Muto or Yugi Mutou? I have seen both