RandomTrivia: Excuse a what now?
asthanius: Accordian ghost!
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Bellpei: Necrobard!
PMAvers: Is any kind of Magic good? They keep on making new formats, but it's still the same thing at the core.
ContingentCat: necromancy!
asthanius: nah it's a jam
asthanius: just a jam sesh
Sky_Kast: LUL
averythetiger: It's a necro jam
SplendidFD: Ian is acting like he's never committed a crime against god
chaostreader: It’s hard to get consent from the dead.
Earthenone: did we just haunt someone?
LariatWest: @Earthenone no, but we did CAUSE a haunting
mrMorphius: "Hey Ash I know how to cheer you up! Your mom's ghost"
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
PMAvers: Sounds like a job for a post-it note on the monitor to confuse people for the rest of the week.
SAJewers: someone clip this so they can remember it lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Ian! lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sky_Kast: LUL
Bellpei: Alright, everyone. Go raise a dead body with song. Report back next week.
LordZarano: Thank you Ian and Heather and Heather's new shirt!
ContingentCat: !store
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PMAvers: store dot com
DarkMorford: That's store.com/loadingreadyrun Kappa
RandomTrivia: Wait the EU looked at what we did here in the UK and said "yes we want that"?!
Coyoteofthenine subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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mrMorphius: Pleej
Coyoteofthenine: coffee
SkylerRingtail: Opera
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Gophersaurus: thanks for the rhythms
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beowuuf: @RandomTrivia it's just when stuff was expiring, pepple mentioned it at the end of last year before the k one expired
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Ah, gotcha. THanks
LordZarano: @RandomTrivia They were going to anyway, the UK just did it sooner. From what I've heard
RandomTrivia: "Huelligans"
SnackPak_: We're Huelligans
ContingentCat: I don't think Molly scares that easily
ContingentCat: thanks Heather and Ian
beowuuf: thanks, night!
Phailhammer: cya :)
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
LordZarano: Heuligans, because we watch Huell Howser
RandomTrivia: Deemo was cool
badpandabear: and we are hooligans
RandomTrivia: Oooh, Nelson as DM!
ContingentCat: so excite!
Juliamon: !ppr
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LordZarano: I feel like Wandersong would have made a good Talking Sim game...
kusinohki: no crossing the streams *sad pikachu*
Mollylele: @LordZarano Huell hive!
PMAvers: You can tell things are getting back to normal, CTS/AFK's are being sacrificed for the PPR again.
RandomTrivia: sergePun sergePun
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
benjamin_wheeler: I mean I'm waist deep in YGO lore. There are like 20 different versions of this game
DarkMorford: It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!
Bellpei: Nyeh?
Earthenone: yup
asthanius: You act like he won't already do it
RandomTrivia: Don't you worry, Heather. We will
ContingentCat: oh! googling those
benjamin_wheeler: Jonouchi?
ContingentCat: I'd forgotton what his last name was
Earthenone: im sure he has a wheeler soundboard ready
LordZarano: But having it here with the excellent voice acting is wonderful too
DarkMorford: Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Mattmitchell45: You got it, Yuge
RandomTrivia: Someone get Wayne Grayson on Cameo lrrBEEJ
DarkMorford: (If it's not already on the schedule, I'd *love* it if we could get Martin/LittleKuriboh to guest for a week.)
RandomTrivia: Oh that would be amazing
InkyGhoast: actual yugioh tournaments occasionally have the VAs show up to do scripted duels and it's always funny
benjamin_wheeler: the next 5 weeks are going to destroy me
DarkMorford: katesRip katesRip katesRip
Juliamon: You brought this upon yourself
Earthenone: nah, it will send you to the shadow relm\
RandomTrivia: "Sawry, Yoog, doin' dis Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate of card games!"
Asimech: Martin has had some health problems. I don't know specifics but apparently it affects his Yugioh GX series.
DarkMorford: On the bright side, maybe we'll finally learn what Pot of Greed does!
Earthenone: he still manages to stream as a V tuber on twithc
hexy_lexy: @DarkMorford doubtful. that card is too complex for mortal minds :P
Asimech: Apparently not speaking but I'm guessing standing, b/c he tried a Pharaoh virtual avatar b/c of them.
DarkMorford: Yeah, Martin's health has been... not good for a few years now. But if he doesn't have to be on camera, he might be up for it.
Juliamon: In any case, don't bug him about it!
Earthenone: i think he does yugioh and i want to say yakuza streams?
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: but yes, do not bug the famous people <3
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Oh, of course. I'd love it if he would, but it's up to Wheeler if he wants to invite him.
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: there is some sort of pipeline lrr can use to get to him, he has been in friday nights and on kathleens island tour
Earthenone: so they have it covered :)
Noodles_15: Duel Links? 👀
djalternative: hell yeah. we in duel links! I wonder which character Wheeler will play?
benjamin_wheeler: wait
benjamin_wheeler: characters
benjamin_wheeler: oh fuck
djalternative: yup
Juliamon: I trust yall to be chill but it never hurts to remind :)
trashyopossum: oh god duel links oh no
trashyopossum: its chaos time
Earthenone: i was hoping for duel links to be the medium of choice
djalternative: they all have unlockable 'hero powers' called skills that can change deck construction
Earthenone: since i have actually played it in the past years
fuzzychub: Chill vibes only *candle*
kalateth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
kalateth: Just one month off 2 years.. I want my gold badge dang it
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benjamin_wheeler: I'll cover all the different ways to play this when live, but like Konami, please
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djalternative: oh yeah. Duel Links is about as extra as the anime
Earthenone: they announced that there is a "master duels" i.e the standard format played game in the works
YeetTheRich_: duel links only exists bc konami fucked the actual card game beyond repair
3cbb: man i always love this opening
Earthenone: kitty!
NotCainNorAbel: kitty!
RandomTrivia: Mulder! lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: CAT!
trashyopossum: best of luck wheeler
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldr
InkyGhoast: hi mulder!
ContingentCat: Hi Wheeler and Maulder
InkyGhoast: also we're heeeeeerre
djalternative: @YeetTheRich_ and they needed a version that worked for mobile
CapitalisToast: JOEY WHEELAH
asthanius: ddddddddddd
hexy_lexy: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
RandomTrivia: Soundboard is very quiet
djalternative: yes!
fuzzychub: Already we can see that yugi-oh has sucked the life from a man
DerRitter42: Hey its the famous duel master, Joey Wheeler
ContingentCat: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dual
Noodles_15: I hope you like Blue Eyes lol
YeetTheRich_: benjoeymin wheeler
3cbb: It can't possibly be worse than hearthstone
Smoke108: HIFL
Mattmitchell45: cheer85 "“Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow!"
ContingentCat: hell? are we going to the shadow realm?
benjamin_wheeler: !patron
RandomTrivia: Duel Links likes to get excited
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
kusinohki: spoiler alert - wheeler will be mad half way through the month
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RandomTrivia: !patreon
djalternative: Duel Links also has IMO the best lootbox system out there
Earthenone: yeah, the steam game is a port of a phone game, so the sounds are super loud as they expect very small speakers
trashyopossum: I wonder if youve heard of ojamas before?
DarkMorford: Patron. Help Wheeler get crunk Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: only technically
PMAvers: Outdoor card games started this month.
ContingentCat: but be gay do crimes
Earthenone: lets get up to speed on yugioh 5 streams
PMAvers: This feels like a good trade-off, since it's probably going to be more of a learning process than the others.
djalternative: This is absolutely the best way for new people to play yugioh on the computer
YeetTheRich_: all options suck tbh ... i feel you ben
DeM0nFiRe: Ah see you should have just gone with Eternal Duelist Soul for GBA
SkylerRingtail: Or War of the Roses?
InkyGhoast: can we play forbidden memories :)
RyleGrimrick: dueling book when? Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
Earthenone: link evolution has a draft mode in it, its pretty great
Smoke108: Duelists of the Roses
Dr_fragenstien: for the sake of not needing to consult a lawyer
LordZarano: Thanks Konami! Kappa
itsr67: there's a lot
YeetTheRich_: duel links is way more accessible and presentable than the rest so it's probably the best choice
Paranundrox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Paranundrox: what a cool and good number
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Smoke108: Going in fresh
ContingentCat: I can't help but hear duelist as dualist and I'm imagining Descartes with one of those weird arm card things
asthanius: Grundle
Earthenone: wheeler42069?
Noodles_15: Duel Links feels liek a DOTP for Yugioh
asthanius: WheelerJoey_
ContingentCat: add 69 to each side
YeetTheRich_: what
asthanius: THAT WORKED?!
YeetTheRich_: no
asthanius: THAT WAS FREE?!
SnackPak_: thank goodness that was available
YeetTheRich_: you're joking
Kykiwi: ez pick
Paranundrox: huh
asthanius: what the fuck
ContingentCat: what
DarkMorford: I don't think they have to be unique.
RyleGrimrick: what the hell!? the pun actually worked?!
RandomTrivia: Well then
Earthenone: it uses the friend code numbers thing
Paranundrox: presumably not, DM
floki4242: kids these days don't respect the classics
RyleGrimrick: how
Noodles_15: They don't have to be unique
MrTulip: called the internet
Noodles_15: People have duelist IDs
asthanius: oh my god
asthanius: this is so 2006
asthanius: I love it
Earthenone: hop into a duel RIGHT NOW
Kaorti: Trespass in their soul! Do it!
Micsig: FEELS 90S MAN
floki4242: the story modes very much on Rails
Mattmitchell45: That's Where You Are Wrong, Blinking Kaiba Button!
GDwarf: That's...that's just Seto Kaiba
hattingston: I was thinking more discount Kaiba
Paranundrox: this is young Kaiba
MrTulip: Hi Josh, nice to meet ypu.
YeetTheRich_: this is a game knights episode
asthanius: Yugi Muto
PMAvers: Clearly it's not, his name is Josh.
Lordofironstorm: Josh? Bullshit, that's Kaiba without the trauma
YeetTheRich_: JLK wants to duel you
asthanius: holy shit
Noodles_15: I mean you have to have some sort of avatar
Smoke108: Very Angry
Paranundrox: this kid is going to get sent to the Shadow Realm
White_Teriyaki: You took everything from Josh
Mattmitchell45: Is it Yugi Muto or Yugi Mutou? I have seen both
Paranundrox: this kid is going to literally die
PMAvers: "That day, when I came into your LGS and slaughtered your friends on game night? That was the most important day of your life. But for me, that was Friday."
YeetTheRich_: prepare for some absolute cheese
asthanius: oh my god i love this
Juliamon: Mattmitchell45 Depends on how you want to transliterate the kanji
revjakenash: didn't see that coming. Billy Boyd is an unlock
InkyGhoast: yeah you get to unlock more characters later and there's voice acting
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave_FC mister165Wave_BT
trashyopossum: HINOTAMA THE CL A S S I C
Noodles_15: There are also Voice Lines on certain cards!
Paranundrox: I DRAW A CARD
DrFruity: Wheeler PogChamp
crowyote: this is *so dang cheezy*
YeetTheRich_: this is stupid" clap clap clapclapclap
DarkMorford: @Mattmitchell45 They're both correct. Some translators will keep the "u", some drop it.
Smoke108: Why can't they just have a client?
Mattmitchell45: Huzzah
Noodles_15: Wait till Wheeler hits the animations :)
YeetTheRich_: ghaaaggh
circusofkirkus: is he a pirate?
Micsig: brettygud
DarkMorford: "Hi no tama"... That's literally "Fireball"
asthanius: set them onwards, bart
Earthenone: hinotama in every slot
InkyGhoast: oh it's foretell :P
Silver__Light: so just got in, how much history does have with yugioh? i wanna know what i'm in for
Lordofironstorm: WHy do the duelists alway yell in pain when their life points get damaged?
Micsig: he ded
itsr67: Silver fang yeah
Noodles_15: You usually can but not right now
RandomTrivia: @Lordofironstorm Do you not say "ow" when your opponents hit you with creatures? :D
djalternative: @Lordofironstorm because half of the time it's actual life being lost
Smoke108: but what does Pot of Greed do?
Lordofironstorm: I hope this tutorial has Pot of Greed
Paranundrox: make my minions GROW wheelerRita wheelerRita wheelerRita
Paranundrox: "and also you lost"
crowyote: GAHOOOOGH
Asimech: "It's how you play the game. And you done goofed."
RusstyECE: so everything has trample both ways?
djalternative: Will you believe that during my years of playing this game, I never heard the voice acting?
SkylerRingtail: Ugggh. Mobile games
Lordofironstorm: Unless your monster is in Defense mode, yes @RusstyECE
Earthenone: no you click where you are told
itsr67: definitely is [mobile game]
Noodles_15: Tutorial modes suck
DarkMorford: Yay, gacha currency!
Paranundrox: wow that sure is an interface
Cephallope: "You killed a child and leveled up the park to level 2! It now has roaming police to battle!"
DeM0nFiRe: They changed nothing about this game when they released it for PC, did they?
Earthenone: yes
PMAvers: Just walk on down to your digital Local Game Store and buy some boosters.
circusofkirkus: seabatCHOICE
YeetTheRich_: kuriboh!
Smoke108: Is this a seeded pack?
DarkMorford: DeM0nFiRe Nope. Straight port from mobile. Right down to the aspect ratio.
Earthenone: its not a seeded pack as far as i know
Paranundrox: a hamburger with teeth
Paranundrox: a labyrinth
MrTulip: evocative
Earthenone: the fancy lights mean there is a high rarity card in there
RandomTrivia: About a quarter of all Yugioh cards are contenders for the Questing Beast Award for Novel on a Card
floki4242: or a fuzzball
asthanius: cool balls
Earthenone: stars, or levels?
chillmill1: Oh and here I was thinking it was a Munster card, how droll
Noodles_15: Levels
djalternative: stars is correct
RandomTrivia: Stars or Level Stars
YeetTheRich_: just level
itsr67: Mostly just level
asthanius: Aren't levels another thing?
itsr67: Rank is another thing
asthanius: Like there are monsters that are [name] lv. X
YeetTheRich_: yes that also exists
Paranundrox: nice of them to put the type and element in entirely different locations, for ease of reference :P
asthanius: great thanks yugioh
YeetTheRich_: they are not exactly consistent with their wordings
Earthenone claps
asthanius: attack tefense karry
Asimech: Sorry, I didn't brace myself enough. Trying to recover.
maxthefourth: sergeHolyMoly
DarkMorford: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Or Def Jam
Mattmitchell45: My favorite K Pop bands
RyleGrimrick: @asthanius yes but those monsters stars are also the same number as their lv. so the term is interchangable really
RandomTrivia: Can it, Thrall lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: conditional windfury
Paranundrox: Windfury
RyleGrimrick: !windfury
YeetTheRich_: oh right ritual exists
itsr67: oh what a weird spell to get
YeetTheRich_: for some reason
djalternative: because ritual was their first try even before fusion
DarkMorford: Way back when, these were called "Magic Cards," but then some certain wizards got mad so Konami/Upper Deck changed the name.
Silver__Light: i think i still have a dark hole that says "magic" on it
floki4242: this game was always so weird
Paranundrox: does this game give you the Whale too or do you have to open that as well
PMAvers: Oh hey, I think I understand that effect from playing the Slay the Spire mod.
Mattmitchell45: Fortress Whale swore an oath they wouldn't eat all the snacks at the party
Smoke108: Its a super rare apparently
itsr67: @Paranundrox completely seperate card you have to collect
Asimech: @Silver__Light I think talking about your magical dark hole would be a TOS violation.
itsr67: as per in real life
Earthenone: no, they suck
Paranundrox: @itsr67 amazing - I was wondering if they'd make life easier or not
Silver__Light: @Asimech XD you right, sorry
itsr67: I wish
floki4242: you're not my Coal Mine supervisor game
Paranundrox: @pmavers that slay the spire mod is kinda a mess but also great
Noodles_15: You get thrown a lot gems at the beginning, because Mobile Game
asthanius: But you’re joey
Smoke108: Its Josh, but more
floki4242: it's the most edgy of edgelords
ContingentCat: !!!
itsr67: Seto Kaiba is a pencil
Asimech: Ahh! Tutorial enemy has grown up!
DarkMorford: That's a lot of belts!
Nydestroyer: kiba boy
NotCainNorAbel: does he have belts on this arms?
InkyGhoast: a billionaire
Paranundrox: its BeltMan
nyquister_: Wheeler, I'm sorry, you have insufficient funds to beat this man
glencon: "Screw the rules, I have money."
YeetTheRich_: can you do the pegasus voice when he comes up?
RandomTrivia: Just imagine Eric Stuart in your heads, Chat
RandomTrivia: :D
Paranundrox: thats a lot of studs on his outfit too
Mattmitchell45: “Please Tell Me That Storytime Is Over. I’d Like To Duel!”
InkyGhoast: @NotCainNorAbel yeah he's an anime character
NotCainNorAbel: ah, so kids are all just anime..got it
PMAvers: So that sounds like they have a Pro Tour. That's refreshing.
floki4242: he can just buy one
Smoke108: except for the murder
Paranundrox: King is a better title than Champion
YeetTheRich_: everyone in yugioh says the same thing at least twice in a row
nyquister_: What console / device is Duel Links on???
Mattmitchell45: Duel World is like the Holy See
glencon: Looks like it also stimulates the local economy.
Noodles_15: King of Games is the top PVP rank
floki4242: is this how we decide to Monarch by dueling with cards
Coogrr: This is some great dialog
Earthenone: come over here josh, we need to grind xp!
YeetTheRich_: @nyquister_ mobile or in this case steam for pc
objectivefailure: Yes, my best friend: Trading Card.
nyquister_: @nyquister_ Cheers!
Mattmitchell45: Did they show story ever explain why the kid got named Yugi?
Cephallope: We exclusively duel Josh's now
Paranundrox: this sure is a mobile game
kalateth: please help.. someones laced the cities water supply with a drug thats causing Anime syndrome in all the people!
SkylerRingtail: This...seems miserable. I miss the old GB(A) games now
YeetTheRich_: this game is ben's personal shadow realm
YeetTheRich_: easy compared to normal yugioh that is
Paranundrox: that sure is a title
Mattmitchell45: That's more pricey then a MTGA Pet!!
Kramburger: James '18 Games and Counting' Turner?
YeetTheRich_: you already blew the whole budget on that 3 card booster pack
DigitalSeahorse: I learned MTG by playing paper Yu-Gi-Oh with a friend and their extra cards
Earthenone: bah gawd, thats joeys music
itsr67: the one and only
Smoke108: Not sure you would call him a Legend
YeetTheRich_: *spiderman pointing meme*
Nydestroyer: waaaah legendary
DarkMorford: That's some Brooklyn Rage all right
Noodles_15: I can't wait until Wheeler gets to a certain point and the game explodes with things
floki4242: that would be spot-on for the character
nyquister_: Please though!!! "Naaarh"
YeetTheRich_: yes please
RandomTrivia: We are 100% here for this, Wheeler LUL
Easilycrazyhat: wooow
dragonwarrior000: they gave you no choice
Stonepile3: Tell me when you start doing the voice
Styxseus: it's part of the experience
Smoke108: Need to get an Anthrosaurus
Boon_33: Joey Wheeler would be great at doing voices for Worms charectors.
Nydestroyer: you can do it joey, stubbornly keep using redeyes!
RoastedGravy: But what does Pot of Greed do?
DarkMorford: When do we fight Joey's Chin?
Sky_Kast: it always draws 2
Cephallope: ("!")
RoastedGravy: Welcome to YGO!
Sky_Kast: at least that's how it was in 2nd edition Kappa
Mattmitchell45: The New York Buffoon has been successfully teleported across Space and Time! Please Meet Him at the Gate!
nyquister_: Cool idle game!!!
YeetTheRich_: they simplified the actual game but made everything around it complicated af
3cbb: but doctor, i *am* Joey_Wheeler
PMAvers: Well, they said the !'s were gifts that show up every so often.
Earthenone: yes
itsr67: go for it
Earthenone: always be fighting\
SkylerRingtail: Jeez!
Noodles_15: Reading the prompts explains the prompts
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid Joey!
trashyopossum: absolutely
Asimech: "When will this Wheeler on Wheeler violence end?"
Kramburger: A. B. D.
Kramburger: Always Be Duelling
PMAvers: This is Session 0 of Is This Your Card.
Smoke108: Time to Chazz It Up
Boon_33: All Duels are Bad
RoastedGravy: It's Joey.
Alchemistmerlin: Extra week just to figure out all the friggin currencies LUL
Cephallope: By showing how bad this one is?
SkylerRingtail: I don't think I could stand *watching* this game for a month >.>
sirspate: With a name like Joey, the translators shoulda picked an Aussie accent.
Paranundrox: new gofundme
itsr67: you can't flood out in YGO, but you can definitely brick
Sky_Kast: enjoy it
Kramburger: When James says No, ask Paul or Graham?
Juliamon: You can just point to this stream. "Do you want more of this, or do you want to pony up the cash for a GOOD game?"
dooppatrol: we need to just tweet at james untill he does it
Earthenone: its avalible on switch, tell beej you want to play a switch game and the request will be approved
nyquister_: Prepare to die to "BABY DRAGON!!!"
djalternative: a bit
dooppatrol: all of us
Cephallope: Meanwhile, Yugi silently stares at his cards
YeetTheRich_: speeeeeed
Earthenone: yeah the duel log is really nice
Paranundrox: huh
DarkMorford: It's a simplified rule set, yeah
trashyopossum: Irl speed duels are actually really fun and accessable
SnackPak_: I'd watch that show
Earthenone: esp when you look away during an oponents turn
Kramburger: Speed Dual was on a boat, If I remember
Sky_Kast: yeah it's so weird
Coogrr: got it, play aggro
Sky_Kast: used to start with 2000 in gen 2 Kappa
Sky_Kast: quick games
nyquister_: So DM first turn, right?
Earthenone: 40 min 60 max
Coogrr: this sounds busted
itsr67: gotta go fast
DarkMorford: 4th change: Only one Main Phase
itsr67: correct
RoastedGravy: They had to include a maximum deck limit cuz someone went to Worlds with a 200+ card deck once.
djalternative: The other difference between speed dueling and normal is that the playing field is 2 slots smaller
Noodles_15: You can turn the VO off.
nyquister_: Rowan, help me!!!
Coogrr: ah the great plays of AI
Paranundrox: well yeah its Joey Wheeler
Noodles_15: LVL 10 ai is bad
Brianlive: I am speed
sirspate: I can't wait for Joey to be surprised by his loss.
Cephallope: Ah, Imp tribal
Earthenone: its no scripted, they just give joey a truely trash deck
RoastedGravy: Music's pretty baller.
Sky_Kast: yeah joey never had a good deck
Earthenone: low level ai dosent know about defense mode :P
YeetTheRich_: nobody in the anime ever had a good deck
Smoke108: 4th rate duelist
Cephallope: *grunts*
sirspate: hey now, Yugi had a decent deck..
dragonwarrior000: Joey was one of the best duelists in the world despite playing a garbage deck.
RoastedGravy: Yeah, that's why Yugi always won.
sirspate: Say it isn't so! I thought it was skill!
itsr67: the flavor text tho
Sky_Kast: spirit70Angry 2020Party
Smoke108: that flavor text
RandomTrivia: Top notch flavour text
YeetTheRich_: heart of the cards > decent deck
asthanius: Dis big ol' guy wit' a big ol' eye shoots a nasty ray beam right atcha!
mclindhardt: and trap card sirrr
Juliamon: me-otoko, "eye man"
DarkMorford: "Me-otoko"? "Eye man"?
itsr67: yep
Cephallope: Ah, Joey does the text too!
obijam_: yugi just had more money to but packs than his enemies
obijam_: buy
RoastedGravy: In Japanese, it's called "Babylon".
itsr67: all the joey card flavor texts changed to fit that accent
Earthenone: yugi had a inconsistant combo deck, but someoene threw out the combo cards and he was forced to play a good deck
RoastedGravy: Fun fact.
DarkMorford: Christ, I'd forgotten how much they like to reverse-translate these card names.
InkyGhoast: yeah they gave character flavor text to some mosnters
Smoke108: There are other monsters with Joey text
dragonwarrior000: Yugi's grandfather owns a game shop.
InkyGhoast: there was a drawfee where they used one of the joey texts to draw a monster
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, Lightning Bolt is in this format?
Sky_Kast: LUL
Earthenone: you get a cutscene when you play dark magician
floki4242: you can beat this B rank duelist
crowyote: why would you not want to kill this spud?
bradlby: hes got all the dragon balls
RandomTrivia: It's about sending a message here :D
Sky_Kast: tanukidCozy tanukidHi
Smoke108: Joey_Wheeler
mclindhardt: willer willler
YeetTheRich_: bongjammin weedler
asthanius: Joey "Benjamin" Wheeler
eshplode: Joey Wheeler?
Sky_Kast: Yugi? oh shit
TwitchingPokki: Hubris
PMAvers: Ben Ulmer?
djalternative: Yugi Moto?
SnackPak_: Snoop Dogg?
BloodnBullets: is... is it Tom?
Mattmitchell45: Jooooooey
YeetTheRich_: checks out
dpj2009: Ben's a real Yugiboy?
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers lrrWOW
bradlby: g'g'g'g
LinearGif: this card is my best friend
SkylerRingtail: gggggg
Cephallope: PogChamp
Sky_Kast: probably
mclindhardt: yeahhhhhhhhhh
Brianlive: Yes :)
floki4242: this piece of cardboard is my best friend
YeetTheRich_: ahh that's where the development budget went
Easilycrazyhat: Our Dark Boi has some tight pants
djalternative: yes but you can tap through it
Cephallope: I hope so
Noodles_15: You can click through it!
RandomTrivia: Can probably switch it of
Sky_Kast: just because the show did that
RandomTrivia: *off
RoastedGravy: Yes.
objectivefailure: Sick onomatopoeia
Earthenone: it happens whenever you play a charicters ace card
InkyGhoast: yeah just like how koma snakes around the screen
LinearGif: dis ain't ova, Yug
Easilycrazyhat: One hundred isn't zero hundred
obijam_: eh yo I'm duelin here
dpj2009: op has Boston accent
Mattmitchell45: I enjoy that some of the cards have Named Moves
Smoke108: Don't remember DM having green skin
Sky_Kast: tanukidThink tanukidCheers tanukidGg
dragonwarrior000: maybe
Easilycrazyhat: Sure, why not
asthanius: no, the dark magician fucks him
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: yes
Noodles_15: No that's Kaiba and BEWD
Earthenone: no, he ***** dark magician girl
InkyGhoast: kurama my favorite yu yu hakusho character
YeetTheRich_: pharao does
floki4242: it's a very poorly hidden body
ArcOfTheConclave: nah, that's DMG
NotCainNorAbel: They just cuddle
YeetTheRich_: yugi is an actual boy
InkyGhoast: canonically no, but i have some fics
bradlby: skull curtain rod
LinearGif: you mean to tell me, this is Rumpelstiltskin's curtain
RandomTrivia: Cower before "Curtain with skeletal hand!"
Nydestroyer: my favorite is the shoe with the teeth, or the burger with teeth
Sky_Kast: one monster per turn wapcPOOP
Juliamon: pay no attention to the curtain behind the man
sirspate: the pyramid is actually a b*** p***
djalternative: Cannonically, the dark magician was his best friend and body guard that fused with a spirit that lives on through this card
Butternades: Pot of greed is best card
TransientPoe: So now he gets his legs sawed off?
Sky_Kast: old game
Cephallope: Yuge plays!
nyquister_: Enjoy the shadow realm gamer!!!
DarkMorford: And Joey just got de-rezzed
Mattmitchell45: "Thanks for playing with me friend." " I WIN!"
sirspate: It's how Joey learned his new york accent. de-spell.
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Earthenone: inside you are two gulls
LinearGif: "de-spell", what's next, "unsummon"?
itsr67: different from gulluno
nyquister_: * Includes GREEN Ink!
Silver__Light: just remember the pvp is much more like modern yugioh than this so if you plan to show that off get ready to be stomped
LinearGif: Why I daresay that Red-Eyes Black Dragon is broadly red
Noodles_15: The other art was probably an event
sirspate: that black dragon's lookin a little high. red eyed and all.
Asimech: "This is not my beautiful red-eyes black dragon!"
Cephallope: And now we possess a man?
Noodles_15: All starter decks suck
Sky_Kast: no wonder he lost he didn't have his ace at all
SoapyMarmoset: wow nice red eyes, it's not good enough for a spot in my deck, but it might make a good coaster for my drink
YeetTheRich_: wow
nyquister_: Red Eye Black Dragon works in a photography red room
Earthenone: M'warrior
dragonwarrior000: that is not the deck he played
BloodnBullets: auto-build?
dpj2009: don't use the starter decks, just spend a couple $
asthanius: they have flavor text
floki4242: he builds a deck like a baboon
Silver__Light: all the starter decks have a bunch of shitty vanillas, it's better to build one from scratch
RoastedGravy: LUL
TheSpikeFeeders: Flame Manipulator FUSIONS with the samurai into FLAME SWORDSMAN
PMAvers: This looks like a vastly different deck than what we just saw?
SkylerRingtail: Kind of surprised a modern Yugioh game is using old, olllllld first edition(?) cards
Sky_Kast: yup definitely the original deck not structure at all
RoastedGravy: You killed him and took his soul.
Earthenone: now the download truely begins
YeetTheRich_: LUL
LinearGif: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-download
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: holy crap
sirspate: duel duel duel.. baby shark duel duel duel duel..
Armstrong11139: Ah, mobile games...
InkyGhoast: ahahhaha
RandomTrivia: N U M B E R S
PMAvers: Right, it's a mobile game, they gotta get you through that tutorial before they stick 3 gigs on your mobile device.
CyndaneTierney: 3 gigs of yugioh cards.
LordZarano: 3.5 GIGS?!
djalternative: I thought the in game shop looked sparce
YeetTheRich_: this is game is absolute madness
dpj2009: hot second yugiboy
Noodles_15: Ah, so the influx of shit happens after the download. Right
Styxseus: it's time to dddddddownload!
Sky_Kast: loading ready jank as usual I mean the game
Boon_33: this is a mobile game with 3.5gb MORE?
LinearGif: 3.5 jigabytes??
BloodnBullets: that was the sigh of a dying man
djalternative: I'm willing to bet it includes stuff like event data
Earthenone: remember to check your "mailbox" when you finish the download, should give you a bunch of in game currency and cards
Noodles_15: Wheeler might get BEWD and SSD
Armstrong11139: The hell of it is, 3.5GB is fairly light for a modern mobile game
Sky_Kast: sure
PMAvers: It's one of those things where they make the initial download small so you can check out the tutorial, and if you want to keep playing you get the rest later.
Noodles_15: So much art
sirspate: anyone remember the GBA Yugioh game that had a broken card store? free packs if you knew the trick..
Simbionis: It's always annoying when moblie games don't download all the data when you first download it >.>
mio1223: Ah Duel Links. Now I remember why its been a hear since I played.
Armstrong11139: I've got a couple with 3D graphics that go over the 5-6GB range
mio1223: *yeaf
mio1223: * year
Smoke108: I recently played a new mobile game, but twice my entire progress got reset
RoastedGravy: So, when do we see YGO on Friday Night Paper Fight? Kappa
DarkMorford: I've been wanting them to do that for years.
benjamin_wheeler: I can't believe the game hit me with a 3.5g download
DarkMorford: I can.
circusofkirkus: @benjamin_wheeler it was a trap card
sirspate: maybe you can mash the games together... add the trap cards from yugioh to magic..
LinearGif: Fortell is a decent way to implement trap cards in MTG
sirspate: if you sleeve your deck, you can mix cards.. might be interesting
Smoke108: Think thats more so morph cards @LinearGif
LinearGif: @Smoke108 except that morph cards act like creatures, which is unlike Yugioh, and I believe only permanents can morph
DarkMorford: @sirspate Yu-gi-oh cards are smaller than MtG cards, so that wouldn't quite work
RoastedGravy: Could mix Pokemon and MTG cards together, though. PogChamp
Sky_Kast: good luck blocking a blue eyes with an angel
Smoke108: @LinearGif but foretell would just be any other instant
YeetTheRich_: fun fact: the yugioh card with the most words in it's effect text is called "Endymion, the Mighty Master of Magic" with 785 words ... for comparison the entire lyrics to smash mouths all star are 432 words!
DarkMorford: Have fun with your 20 life points against my 8000 Kappa
djalternative: I had aspirations of creating making an amalgam rules set
RoastedGravy: Now I wanna read the text to the tune of All Star.
Earthenone: hey now your a spell counter
LinearGif: @Smoke108 I guess, except that there's an explicit setup step and they can then only be "activated" on a later turn. All that's really missing is interaction with foretold cards in exile
djalternative: @YeetTheRich_ that's largely a symptom of it being much shorter in japanese
djalternative: like physically in the text box
RoastedGravy: Best YGO card name? Obviously, it's Interplanetarythornypurply Dragon.
RoastedGravy: Interplanetarypurplythorny*
RandomTrivia: Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon is a good one, but it doesn't beat "Attack the Moon"
Sky_Kast: um yay?
asthanius: oh hell yeah relinquished
RandomTrivia: !sassplan
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YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ yup, there are also some truly ridiculous card names that i suppose must have made some sense in japanes
Smoke108: We need the extra day
RoastedGravy: There are a lot of YGO cards that are puns in Japanese.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Limbo!
RoastedGravy: Oh, speaking of Purgatory.
ContingentCat: a shadow realm if it were
LinearGif: good ol yammy
RoastedGravy: There are cards in YGO that are based on Dante's Divine Comedy.
YeetTheRich_: now we have time to take the ygo judge exam
AllStarGyudon: Purgatory you say.... not some kind of... world of shade?
DarkMorford: @YeetTheRich_ The best part is that quite a few cards that had English names in Japanese got reverse-translated for the English release.
Sky_Kast: spirit70Hamster spirit70Minimelon
Simbionis: I wish I knew realized ygo was starting today so I could've warned you about the download
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ also jerry beans man which is just blatantly racist LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LinearGif: A whole gigabyte was devoted to Relinquished's ability text
circusofkirkus: "good" "joke"
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with Gigobyte, a tiny friend
floki4242: start back-to-back you take 10 steps you turn fire
RoastedGravy: I prefer Gagagigo, myself.
Earthenone: gagagigo the risen?
circusofkirkus: when do we play ADP?
RoastedGravy: No, just Gagagigo.
Smoke108: The strongest monster I remember having is Ultimate Obedient Fiend
LinearGif: "After your turn, your opponent gets a turn" what kind of unfair bullshirt is this
RoastedGravy: Ex-zees
YeetTheRich_: i once told my mom i opened a gogiga gagagigo from a booster pack and i think she still believes i made that name up myself
azureHaights: @LinearGif Two Player Fair Stuff is OP in this meta
Sky_Kast: yeah
djalternative: ex-zees like exceed
Dr_fragenstien: contraption deck
im_da_real_groot: @LoadingReadyRun This is weird to see your here monsieur Wheeler
RoastedGravy: YGO did Contraptions before it was cool. Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: GUess it's a bit like Lessons in MTG now
floki4242: like your blue friend in the corner
RandomTrivia: It was briefly mistranslated as Exceed, until they confirmed it was meant to be a phonetic translation of "Xyz"
djalternative: @floki4242 nope. he goes in the regular deck
Earthenone: Sideways=defense position
Earthenone: i throw down a face down
abrightlight: The Yugioh!?
circusofkirkus: is it always Willbender?
abrightlight: John Yugioh
Earthenone: its always man eater bug
LinearGif: I see, you tap it
the_canuck_mystic: You, Gi? Oh!
eshplode: More level means more stronger. Got it
the_canuck_mystic: stronger than what ?
Earthenone: who da fuq tributes for a cyber dragon?
Earthenone: :P
RoastedGravy: LUL
abrightlight: tribute summoning cyber dragon DansGame
YeetTheRich_: they also used my boy marshmallon FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: If you gotta tribute summon Cyber Dragon, you're doing it wrong.
RandomTrivia: ^^
abrightlight: Special summoning cyber dragon Kreygasm
the_canuck_mystic: What's a tribute?
RandomTrivia: Oops, got sniped LUL
im_da_real_groot: @Earthenone the Ai seems to see it as the best play LUL
LordZarano: Monsters that are Level 5 or higher are stronger. Why did I write that again?
Earthenone: but there REALLY should be
abrightlight: uh oh, I hope you can't abuse that
LinearGif: so wait how many bonus actions do I get per turn
Coogrr: And that has never been a problem at all
Smoke108: Nothing game breaking could happen
Sky_Kast: wapcBLIND
PMAvers: That sounds like a heck of a power move.
Noodles_15: Yes, yes I don't get 3 BEWDs on the board Turn 1 often >.>
djalternative: @Earthenone there was for a time, people hated it. Largely because changing something like that 20 years in is a bit late
abrightlight: no limit to special summons, access to all of your best monsters in the extra deck, this can't go bad
3cbb: what better time is there to power wash
LinearGif: power washing is a sometimes food
the_canuck_mystic: From your mom into play?
abrightlight: draw? like a picture?
YeetTheRich_: they realized at some point they should probably limit special summons in some way so they just started writing it on most cards that you can only use the effect once per turn. that's one reason why card texts are so ginormous
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Sky_Kast: browni25Hug wobbly3Heart
RandomTrivia: THE CALLOUTS
the_canuck_mystic: Seriously though, what's a tribute?
Egoangell: oh no
im_da_real_groot: ah so UPkeep phase in MTG?
Egoangell: you're trying duel links WITHOUT knowing yugioh?
Egoangell: DL doesn't have MP2
Smoke108: @the_canuck_mystic A sacrifice to summon a 5 star or higher monster
djalternative: @the_canuck_mystic this game's word for sacrifice
Earthenone: mian phase 2 not aprearing in this game
YeetTheRich_: standby phase is basically upkeep yes
the_canuck_mystic: Thank you! @Smoke108 @djalternative
Egoangell: it's written like yami yugi is telling you it LUL
Egoangell: obviously
LinearGif: got them first turn rubber boots on, they don't conduct battle phases
RoastedGravy: I've seen physics books less complicated than this.
Egoangell: @RoastedGravy it's really not that complicated
abrightlight: flip it and reverse it
Egoangell: it's really really stupid easy
Egoangell: bigger number = better
RandomTrivia: @RoastedGravy To be fair, have you read the MtG Comprehensive Rules? :D
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Sky_Kast: I got it in Jr high Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Got there! lrrHORN
RoastedGravy: There are rules in MTG? Kappa
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LinearGif: Oh I'm struggling, but it's unrelated, but thanks
Noodles_15: IF vs WHEN?
MeatballMagician: Daaamn actually so stoked to see yu gi oh
Egoangell: it's gacha shit
RoastedGravy: When do we get to Nomis and Semi-Nomis?
Smoke108: super rares I'm guessing
YeetTheRich_: is it like a wildcard?
RandomTrivia: A wildcard, I believe
Earthenone: they let you exchange for a card of that rarity
Armstrong11139: Presumably you can either exchange it for one of these cards, or pull for one of them at random
mclindhardt: choice the card you want
RandomTrivia: Super Rare is one of the rarities
LinearGif: Soviet Runion
Egoangell: sir this is gacha
Noodles_15: A wild card yes
PMAvers: I'm going to guess that, when you use it, it's going to give you one.
AllStarGyudon: Like a wildcard in arena. You get a super rare card
DarkMorford: Gacha games!
TwitchingPokki: Sounds like a gatcha mechanic
dpj2009: super rare
Wildfire801: Wanna confuse people explain the rarity of the cards
RandomTrivia: Wait, it makes you pick now?!
abrightlight: yeah a wildcard for that rarity
Simbionis: You redeem it for an super rare card
Simbionis: (only from a select list thoug)
YeetTheRich_: SMOrc
Egoangell: oh no buddy
abrightlight: don't think you have to pick now
floki4242: she also make did you have the horse ride a dragon
Simbionis: Jinzo is a UR card
Noodles_15: You have to get Espa Roba for Jino
Noodles_15: *Jonzo
Egoangell: you don't know synchros or xyzes?
Noodles_15: *Jinzo
Smoke108: The game is all about the waifu cards
Egoangell: you're so forked
LinearGif: "Implement tapping without using the word tap"
RoastedGravy: MONKE
Smoke108: Your invitational card
Earthenone: your spirit animal?
floki4242: fire breathing monkey
circusofkirkus: MONKE
PMAvers: Somewhere, Adam just leans in.
dpj2009: German foil
RandomTrivia: MONKE
RandomTrivia: Adam would be proud of you
ArcOfTheConclave: no block only attack
BloodnBullets: he knows only fighting
RandomTrivia: Ook, and I can't stress this enough, Ook
Sky_Kast: LUL
abrightlight: simian spirit guide with that glow up
djalternative: Note: Card tickets can only be redeemed for a specific list of cards that is determined based on the date you receive the ticket
Noodles_15: You aren't on the screen to choose yet
trashyopossum: A goat format classic
Smoke108: Cyber Dragon Zwei
nyquister_: Mi'lady
LinearGif: m'nar
RandomTrivia: Fuzzball!
YeetTheRich_: take the bicycle
Egoangell: cyber jar hasn't been allowed in at least 15 years buddy
Nuri_706: It's been a long while since I've tuned into a LRR stream, gotta come by for Duel Links
Egoangell: LUL
TwitchingPokki: Not wrong
asddsa28: omg
Nydestroyer: me to
RoastedGravy: BICYCLE
YeetTheRich_: bicycle
Dr_fragenstien: it's a tandem bike LUL
YeetTheRich_: no it is absolutely not LUL
Armstrong11139: Huh, I didn't know they started making fusions with nonspecific combinations
Egoangell: that bike fucking SUCKS LMAO
LinearGif: bicycles, but pronounced like a Greek name
Noodles_15: Oh no
Nydestroyer: oh no
Zed_Arthen: Need more Lava Golem.
Nuri_706: could you imagine 20 card empty jar
Nydestroyer: thats where I checked out lol
Nuri_706: that would suuuuck
abrightlight: enemy controller!
AllStarGyudon: Roids are bad and sad unfortunately
Coogrr: looks like an important part of the burn deck Kappa
RandomTrivia: Nuri_706 ewww, I don't wanna
the_canuck_mystic: Tribute means "sacrifice" in MTG speak, yes?
Earthenone: yes
Smoke108: Looking at pendulum gives me a headache
abrightlight: yeah
Sky_Kast: too sexy
Earthenone: not in this screen
Noodles_15: Wait
Simbionis: You can't pick on this screen
Smoke108: yeah @the_canuck_mystic
Easilycrazyhat: Have you tried writing it in your wish journal?
Noodles_15: READ!
LinearGif: good sir, perchance, how much for this gorilla
InkyGhoast: I liked to run maha vailo and all the equipments i could
Nuri_706: monki
YeetTheRich_: why are there like 5 different daily reward systems?
joeldewa: gem
eshplode: These sure are retention mechanics
pwneboi: take gems
Simbionis: take the gems
girlofthedragon: Take the gems!
RoastedGravy: MY KEYS
LinearGif: it's all money, I wager
Noodles_15: @YeetTheRich_ Most are one time things there
abrightlight: yes gems
Easilycrazyhat: What would I even do with 2000 keys? I can only have so many houses.
mio1223: gotta love those mobile game daily rewards
Earthenone: 50 gems is a pack of new cards or two packs of old cards
the_canuck_mystic: Known fact, the more currencies a game has the better it is. This one seems to have 5
Nuri_706: gems easily
the_canuck_mystic: 6?
trashyopossum: gems equils cards
abrightlight: no :)
Cephallope: What is happening
DeM0nFiRe: lol
LinearGif: how many astral shards can I get for 2000 keys
djalternative: you can skip this
RandomTrivia: Nope, you can't play the game, it's too busy giving you presents LUL
Sky_Kast: minibox Kappa
circusofkirkus: this is amazing
Sky_Kast: sure
RoastedGravy: LUL
InkyGhoast: bless this mess
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha'
ghyllnox: So is this better or worse than Hearthstone?
Nuri_706: the beginning of duel links is so overwhelming
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Smoke108: Is it going to go through every set?
floki4242: this game just killed the streamer
the_canuck_mystic: Do the ads ever end ?
Noodles_15: It's just the new shit
pwneboi: just click
MurphEP: More splash screens
MurphEP: More!
Simbionis: @Smoke108 Thankfully no
Korolan: God bless the Free to Play Phone games
Nuri_706: LUL
Earthenone: nah its the newest preconstucted deck and newest set
RoastedGravy: I think we're gonna need that aditional week. LUL
Gekyouryuu: why does your car NOT have arms, ben?
YeetTheRich_: we may need another month to get to the actual game
trashyopossum: Duel links is an assult on the senses
MurphEP: Yugioh Week 1: get through the menus
im_da_real_groot: Got it so 3 hours of spash screen stream :P
abrightlight: play the best archetype, noble knights :)
cyanMu42: 3 GB updates well spent
Smoke108: Who would want to do that?
Noodles_15: Check your gift box please
YeetTheRich_: mokuba is locked up we have to free him
eshplode: That's so many notifications!
PMAvers: I mean... it seems fine?
DeM0nFiRe: But what if there are MORE notifications that we miss next week
SkylerRingtail: Good lord this game has EVERY awful mobile game mechanism
Simbionis: The start is definitely the worst
RoastedGravy: I'm crying from laughing so hard. LUL
mtvcdm: "Please claim them individually"
Nuri_706: you need to play for like a week or two to declutter the game/events enough to play properly
DarkMorford: Welcome to gacha mechanics!
nyquister_: I keep hearing pokeballs failing...
Sky_Kast: par four course eh Kappa
KyubiStormMage: wheeler free him from his prison!!
pwneboi: it's very much mobile port
bradlby: now THIS is gaming
abrightlight: passed monke
TwitchingPokki: g-g-g-g-g-gatcha game~
Earthenone: you scroled past monke
dpj2009: up
abrightlight: near top
LordZarano: Right column
TristalMTG: it's sorted alpha
circusofkirkus: monke was up top on the right side
Mattmitchell45: May's Theme - A Descent into Madness
Noodles_15: You have like cards in your giftbox among everything else.....
pwneboi: its an ape not monkey
bradlby: look at the monkey funny monkey
dpj2009: get 4
BloodnBullets: is that 19 thinks in the gift box?
BloodnBullets: thing=*
Noodles_15: Like I get it sucks, but like not for these reasons
ContingentCat: oops all gurrilas deck
YeetTheRich_: "james, i may have blown the entire budget for this month on stupid gorillas"
Cephallope: Yay! We beat the game!
Zed_Arthen: Can only have 3 of a card though correct?
pwneboi: exit that screen and go to buy screen
PMAvers: It sounded like some of the other stuff in his mailbox requires leveling up a bit before getting them.
the_canuck_mystic: I think eventually it will matter how many people show up?
abrightlight: oops I dropped my red monkey for magnum gorilla
Noodles_15: Some are just cards tho
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ArcOfTheConclave: Stinkers? So 2 months of Artifact?
Easilycrazyhat: David is showing literally zero emotion.
RoastedGravy: LUL
bradlby: my best strategies could kill a dragon traveler, let alone a man
Easilycrazyhat: He has the eyes of a shark.
Sky_Kast: wow he's got 20 cards
pwneboi: david was kicked out out of boy band, he's not happy
abrightlight: no mulligans in yugioh
Sky_Kast: yeah he's definitely a shark
Earthenone: with your gems you could buy a preconstucted deck to have less bad cards to start with
Noodles_15: Packs are always gachas
crowyote: how does the skinny little twink MC have such a deep voice? it's /ruining my immersions/
Noodles_15: Like they always are
YeetTheRich_: klick button > get reward > make happy hormone
dpj2009: $5 will get you a good deck
Nuri_706: yeah, a pre-con or two is the way to go
Noodles_15: Precons are purchables with gems
Earthenone: no, you have the currencys
RoastedGravy: Link Evolution is probably better, tbh.
Earthenone: you can!
Noodles_15: You don't have to send monet
3cbb: @crowyote possessed by an ancient spirit
Earthenone: with starting gems you can get two precons i think?
KyubiStormMage: link evolution is VERY grindy, but it has a story with precons
bradlby: its kermit
crowyote: @3cbb ..... really? XD daaaaaaaang
bullseye3265: evening mr. wheeler, chat
djalternative: It's Audrey 2
Electrodyne: How much of the game actually involves the Heart of the Cards?
Dr_fragenstien: power creep Kappa
Nuri_706: you have 4k gems right now, thats enough for a few good precons
YeetTheRich_: yet none of these eat men like man-eater bug
bullseye3265: that is def kermit
DeM0nFiRe: Kermit the man eating plant here
bullseye3265: names more miss piggy though...
RoastedGravy: "It ain't easy being a plant."
dpj2009: new cosplay
Sky_Kast: definitely Kermit with teeth
Noodles_15: The level 10 duelists can be beaten by a goldfish at least
MurphEP: "No, James, I have to rescue Mokuba"
Smoke108: Are you sure about that?
the_canuck_mystic: Why haven't you slept /
bullseye3265: how you feeling? i was not well the day after mine...
djalternative: congrats on your science juice
3cbb: too excited about yugioh to sleep
DeM0nFiRe: Imagine if you took today off and some of those login rewards weren't available next week
eshplode: This game does seem like what happens when you haven't slept for a few days
LordZarano: How is your arm?
KyubiStormMage: wheeler stop telling horse jokes at bedtime
pwneboi: but think of the joey voice acting you will hear
AhadPhantom: freash account
AhadPhantom: ?
djalternative: yes
abrightlight: going to these systems after experiencing runeterra is rough
Nuri_706: you *can* get through the game for free, you just have to dump 1300 hours into it like me...
bullseye3265: is the economy worse than arenas?
djalternative: @bullseye3265 for acquiring cards? nothing is worse than arena's
KyubiStormMage: kill him with the curtains
crowyote: GAAHHGG
Earthenone: its curtains for you davud
InkyGhoast: im gonna have to go find my 3ds, charge it, and boot up nightmare troubdour
Noodles_15: @bullseye3265 In differnt ways
pwneboi: heart of the cards you have to believe
Nydestroyer: died to a curtain
the_canuck_mystic: So when your monster is attacked it doesn't deal any damage back?
djalternative: IMO this game has the best pack/lootbox opening mechanic out there
YeetTheRich_: this is madness
nyquister_: Now Kiss is coming back baby!!!
fin9n: shadowverse was good like two years ago
Nydestroyer: majong souls, close enough to poker
DarkMorford: Vanguard!
RoastedGravy: YGO's less of a "game" and more of an "experience"
AhadPhantom: this can br f2p tho
Egoangell: must buy's a scam
Egoangell: go buy the blue eyes stuff with your gems
niccus: that's a command
RoastedGravy: No one "plays" YGO. We just kinda experience it together. Kappa
RandomTrivia: LUL
djalternative: @the_canuck_mystic only the monster with the higher attack deals damage
AhadPhantom: dont buy that buy harpie box
abrightlight: let me sell Wheeler on noble knights
pwneboi: blue eyes
Asimech: @djalternative Does it use motion controls where you hold down A+R and d-pad+L and then "twist" the controller, but if you move too roughly you'll tear a card?
Earthenone: they have multiples of cards,
Noodles_15: Go with EX ones please
InkyGhoast: neo and trance, i remember them
bullseye3265: strip clubs
KyubiStormMage: gagaga xyz sounds like gibberish I hate that I know what it means
Noodles_15: EX ones are at least decent
cyanMu42: Where is Puff the Magic Dragon?
CurrieAndy: absinthe?
YeetTheRich_: what is a wdjat?
Sky_Kast: yeah that was in kaibas deck I think
MolaMolaphant: strains of weed?
Smoke108: Absinthe
QuietJay: a man with what?
trashyopossum: I think theres a red eyes deck if you wanna channel your inner joey
bullseye3265: aabsinthe
Egoangell: ipecac?
Boon_33: absinthe
asthanius: wdjat
Noodles_15: Onmat worst archtype to try to explain
crowyote: XD
asthanius: twitch wdjat
Asimech: Which app?
asthanius: play freebird
Noodles_15: BEWD
abrightlight: noble knights!
mtvcdm: These are names a D&D GM pulled out of a character generator.
Mattmitchell45: My favorite version of Undertaker
Noodles_15: 100% BEWD
Simbionis: The blue-eyes one is probably the best
djalternative: you probably want the Joey or Yugi decks
Kramburger: "Is he a friend of... y'know.. Neo The Magic Swordsman?"
bradlby: gottems
Nydestroyer: LUL
RoastedGravy: GOTTOM
DeM0nFiRe: Fucking Gottom
Sky_Kast: LUL
YeetTheRich_: these monsters have effects this is definitely not a joey deck
the_canuck_mystic: Commander Gottoms seems strong.
Noodles_15: You also have cards that make it better in your giftbo
KyubiStormMage: nice
Earthenone: now add monkee
RoastedGravy: Perfect
dpj2009: better save it to your floppy disc too
YeetTheRich_: get banan
Silver__Light: i was gonna say save your gems for the more recent ones but i didn't realize you were stacked
Boon_33: why swole monke?
RoastedGravy: Our army of warriors, and monke
Kramburger: Remember Twitch Chat: Work first, THEN Banana
MurphEP: Stage 4 pog
AhadPhantom: Kappa
trashyopossum: Perfect, you'll get to king of games in no time
floki4242: help us fire breathing monkey
Smoke108: Tour Guide
circusofkirkus: @Kramburger katesLewd
Earthenone: duel quizes are lethal puzzles
Sky_Kast: I sleep LUL
Smoke108: weren't they banned last year?
Silver__Light: the duel quizzes and the loaner decks are actually a pretty good way to get aquainted with the new stuff
the_canuck_mystic: I this a Pub Quiz ?
Kramburger: Duel Quiz? Now we have Homework?
YeetTheRich_: duel puzzles on the gba were actually really fun
Sky_Kast: just because tutorial on tutorial is ... homework
Nuri_706: This is the duel school talked about in gx
djalternative: you can do loaner decks. you were just clicking on the reward instead of the challenge
Juliamon: Hello, suspiciously-different-art-style girl
Nydestroyer: this puzzle is too difficult for monke brain
asthanius: @Juliamon She's a v-tuber, obv
DeM0nFiRe: This is a tough one
Kramburger: $50 says I can predict what a 'Robpolady' looks like
floki4242: can you match the numbers
abrightlight: Wheeler, real yugioh players don't read their cards
floki4242: yes
Simbionis: yep
maxthefourth: is this like runeterras challenges?
asthanius: I don't know if it's his best, but he's trying
SkylerRingtail: Aren't we all?
Nuri_706: fun fact, axe raider really is a UR in this game
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: joey's best isn't really much though
Butternades: Yes, yes Joey is
LinearGif: she's a car with arms I bet
Sky_Kast: 🤔
trashyopossum: yugioh is and forever will be chaos
asthanius: the answer is "pink robot"
Silver__Light: not as bad as tristen
Noodles_15: You don't have to do these
YeetTheRich_: JUDGE MAN
Sky_Kast: just like beatsaber?
YeetTheRich_: these names i swear to god
asthanius: cans made o' cans
Smoke108: giant boobs, but not in the US release
dpj2009: seems fine
Kramburger: Crap, Robolady reminded me of the SUPER chitty Aloy edit that popped up on Twitter this morning
DeM0nFiRe: Joey doesn't design the cards, to be fair to Joey
Kramburger: *shitty
floki4242: buggy the clown is better
asthanius: I am the law
Silver__Light: fighter the crime man
Nydestroyer: judge with maces
Nuri_706: cursive dragon
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Earthenone: we need to make a clown deck here too right?
Easilycrazyhat: Any good judge costs a clown or two.
Kramburger: Judgeman is what Pheonix Wright was knbown as in Japan
Sky_Kast: LUL
Mattmitchell45: Thank god the Dragon didn't stick around and only left a Curse
YeetTheRich_: POWERFUL magic
asthanius: this is a collective fever dream
djalternative: yeah. we can totally make a clown deck here
floki4242: so much cheese
HundreydAundre: wheeler? Oh my...
dpj2009: yugipoison
RoastedGravy: "Mr. Wheeler, YGO has been dead for 50 years."
cyanMu42: aLl rIIgHt
Sky_Kast: majestic
MurphEP: Injected with liquid Summoned Skull
Kramburger: Hey, venom can only comes from animals that bite you, you mean tree frog POSION
asthanius: "Mr. Wheeler, I don't know what a 'video game' is"
BloodnBullets: oh no! hes breaking through the nanites in the vacceine!
circusofkirkus: #1
xantos69: I don't know what is worse. That this game was invented as some kind of big mistake/misunderstanding....or that this was somehow intentional.
MurphEP: It's number 1
floki4242: no it's like that guy that makes you use his full name
acherus_secundus: wait, they have linked and pendulum cards but not the zones?
Kramburger: Delightfully Devilish
Nuri_706: no links or pends yet
Noodles_15: I mean these are like you've never heard of yugioh
Smoke108: ah yes, Joey's key monster, Gaia
RoastedGravy: Look, Kazuki had a chance to be a successful mangaka, and he just went for it.
Nuri_706: we're only in xyz right now
Sky_Kast: I'm so glad I never fell for this junk
ContingentCat: doesn't want to get mixed up with their brother .... number 2
Fanboy_of_Bolas: looks at horse. "What if we made it PURPLE!?"
asthanius: "I need to buy more gorillas"
Mattmitchell45: The old 18 Games and Counting Budget
ContingentCat: how about a patreon teir
Noodles_15: I like Duel Links.
Kramburger: James please, my chat is dying
RandomTrivia: LUL
dpj2009: "help me win James"
Boon_33: Wheeler, can you explain what is happening to you? are the LRR crew hurting you?
mtvcdm: "James I need more Commander Gottoms"
Nydestroyer: I will say this game does just feel like a game version of the show LUL
Noodles_15: Doesn't Legacy of the Duelist also have grinding?
Xx_JAG_xX: is that joey wheeler? the godfather of card games!?!
Mattmitchell45: "A True Duelist knows they need to fight kids as well!"
Smoke108: Isn't Legacy of the Duelist mainly a story mode covering the anime?
Kramburger: Joey got kicked in the head by a donkey and this is part of his rehab
Nuri_706: @Noodles_15 only if you're building your own deck, the story mode doesn't
Silver__Light: nah the duel quizzes are standardized
djalternative: Level 3 is where all of the interesting duel challenges are @benjamin_wheeler
zshunter: little146Ggboh
Kramburger: Yeah it is buddy, you did so gooS!
dpj2009: Joey from Boston
DeM0nFiRe: Yagi Duel Quiz: Battle the creator of the game to save the souls of everyone you know. Joey Duel Quiz: Draw a card
Smoke108: Break the Target!
Simbionis: Just so you know you only have to do the first 5 of these
MidgardSerpent: Joey seems to be having a great time
dooppatrol: for only 50$ a month, you can help a poor streamer play a better yugioh game
Silver__Light: once you finish these the newer quizzes are just intros to the new cards they add in each set
YeetTheRich_: we are the KING OF GAMES
Sky_Kast: yeah these gandSip
NUTSOFODEN: its baby's first hoof math
circusofkirkus: IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
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icefinch: so only $30?
dpj2009: play a real match
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nyquister_: Where's Time Wizard?
djalternative: I think James is watching
Mattmitchell45: Dismiss all Dragon children
LordZarano: 55 CAD is about 4558 bits
ContingentCat: losing?
Earthenone: no way james is up this late
floki4242: it's how you get the other game
ContingentCat: !time
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ContingentCat: yeah it's past James' bedtime
Kramburger: James can't be watching, it's almost his bedtime
Nuri_706: I think you're done with all the quizzes that are required
Noodles_15: You can stop doing these
3cbb: if james watches this they might cancel ityc
YeetTheRich_: "james i bought konami"
RoastedGravy: LUL
PMAvers: I mean, they're going to waste more on Collector Boosters, so.
trashyopossum: beautiful
Nydestroyer: new stream, watch the download on the steam launcher
Noodles_15: You don't have to keep doing duel quizzes
traccer224: mariatOmG duel links
SliverSwag: Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist would be a better way to play
Kramburger: James once spent like $60 on online poker for a stream so...
traccer224: Hyperion best deck mariatSip
Cephallope: Joey knows the word continuous?
RoastedGravy: Trakodon Pog. PogChamp
Boon_33: Dat's some Joey magic done right!
lightningdude1113: hi
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SliverSwag: it's a shadow game
icefinch: i mean shadow game
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: ferociousShook Yu-Gi-Oh is too powerful
crowyote: do you smell burnt toast
Earthenone: why is your nose bleeding? you dident take a direct attack yet
YeetTheRich_: ah yes
Kramburger: This game is actively waging psychic warfare on Wheeler
trashyopossum: dats some joey magic right dere
YeetTheRich_: snake hair
floki4242: I mean you can only take so much condensed stupid
Sky_Kast: welcome to jank incarnate
circusofkirkus: The Snake Hair
traccer224: game so simulating even your body cant control itself LUL
LinearGif: oh damn, is that THE snake hair
crowyote: the. THE snake hair.
SK__Ren: These TLs are just ChefFrank
Kramburger: What up RoboRosewater
Earthenone: snake hair, the
circusofkirkus: it's like The Ohio State University
Boon_33: famous gorgon known as "the snake hair"
trashyopossum: snake here
floki4242: the Jolly Green Giant should never gone to Jamaica
YeetTheRich_: the SINGLE snake hair
YeetTheRich_: can we play with our monkey now?
corefluxx: A yes The Snake Hair... turning The Humans into The Stone
DarkMorford: Nah, that could never happen.
YeetTheRich_: monke
Kramburger: Metal gear Solid VI: The Snake Haoir
crowyote: just one hair is a snake
Noodles_15: No
traccer224: yes
DeM0nFiRe: "I got a hair cut" "Which hair?" "The snake hair"
crowyote: you have to find the snake that's in her hair
Simbionis: There are other monkies you can get
RoastedGravy: I can see why one of the YGO anime characters downed a bottle of hot sauce now.
BloodnBullets: dont go there simba!
YeetTheRich_: oh no what could we possibly do?
Kramburger: We couldn't even start with that card in our hand?
Earthenone: shame if we chucked a dead elephant at it
Mattmitchell45: "To Da Bone Zone!"
traccer224: vanilla cards weakness cant defend themselves LUL
cyanMu42: mammoth bone splinters
Nydestroyer: in the anime they would have made this so dramatic like when yugi was making all the monsters jump into the catapult LUL
RoastedGravy: That's not completely inaccurate to what happened in the anime.
Kramburger: This game thinks that the kids that might play it are actual idiots
Silver__Light: that was entirely too simple, why didn't we fuse those two monsters to weaken the ultimate dragon
RoastedGravy: When Yugi fused his Mammoth Graveyard with an arrow to shoot into Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon to rot it from the inside out.
Butternades: I love wheeler making fun of Joey
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: EYY, I'm Joey 'ere!
Nydestroyer: I mean for learning the game this is not that bad, its like a super handhold but it is a flawless exact tutorial
circusofkirkus: time to rebrand "Is This Your Card" to "Is This Your Sanity"
xantos69: Who is the audience for this game?
cyanMu42: Joey taking an exam: "I had my whole team behind me!"
RandomTrivia: I mean, it's a gacha mobile port, it has to be as accessible as possible so that as few people's money is put off by complexity
Noodles_15: @Kramburger If you've never played a card game, is what these tutorial are aimed at
Kramburger: Which Spell?
Mattmitchell45: Die Bart, Die
corefluxx: no.. German would be Der Spell
Sky_Kast: HypeSquawk sure it's perfect but that's just because we want a real alternative to playing f2f
Smoke108: You can back out
Earthenone: imagine how inflated joeys ego is going to be after this tutorial
Nuri_706: you can stop now
YeetTheRich_: play monke dammit
Simbionis: You don't have to do them all lol
floki4242: why is the soul leaving that trap
Earthenone: blue eyes has a few art variants
djalternative: blue eyes has like 4 different arts
Simbionis: Blue eyes has like a million different arts
Earthenone: its been like 20 years after all
HundreydAundre: Wheeler dares to summon a Blue Eyes...!!!
LinearGif: But how can Blue Eyes have 4 art, when there's only 3 cards in existence
Earthenone: yes, this world was literally made by kaiba
BloodnBullets: hes been indoctrinated
corefluxx: Joy was Kaiba all along
Sky_Kast: in my book yes
nyquister_: Mirror Universe YGO
cyanMu42: @LinearGif The original printing in universe was a stone tablet
RandomTrivia: Behold, the best 'fro in Yugioh lrrBEEJ
corefluxx: Karate Man? Does he do whatever a Karate can?
Nydestroyer: just worse monkey
HundreydAundre: Sure. Yet Kaiba gives Joey here a Blue-Eyes
circusofkirkus: now that you mention it
floki4242: are you an anime character you can tell us it's okay
Kramburger: Give monkee
Kramburger: IF Ben's an anime character he'll do the hand thing
YeetTheRich_: there is a yugioh card called "people running about" fyi
Cephallope: Learning PogChamp
Noodles_15: Flips kinda suck tho
RoastedGravy: My personal fave is "Mr. Volcano"
corefluxx: Yu-Gi-Oh card names sound like if you asked your grandfather to name your Magic cards based on the card art.
Nydestroyer: I use to love giant germ and nimble mononaga (or whatever that squirrel was named lol). They where great flip summons
floki4242: that thing doesn't have arms
RoastedGravy: When do we get to the Dragon Maids?
Earthenone: i dont think dragon maids are in this version of the game
RoastedGravy: Dinger.
Nuri_706: Dragon maids aren't in yet
aphroditetheclown: Just got here, what’s required to summon a monster normally?
RoastedGravy: You just declare to summon a monster, and it is so.
Smoke108: What about Traptrix?
Xx_JAG_xX: oh no it's claw REACHER
LinearGif: But Wheeler, they have a card in hand, it could be anything!
Nuri_706: there is some traptrix support, but it sucks
Zero_Chaos: Joey's superpower is luck
Nuri_706: none of the good ones
Earthenone: harpie ladies are the waifu deck in this game
Sky_Kast: and it has to have less than 5 stars to summon free
circusofkirkus: Mountain! Now we can cast Lightning bolt!
LinearGif: Thousand Island Dragon
Gadora: If a monster is level five or higher, it requires some sacrifice to tribute summon.
Mattmitchell45: John Krasinski as Amazon Prime's "Claw Reacher"
Earthenone: read that dragons flavor text
floki4242: you need clock person
Earthenone: its so sad
floki4242: no
acherus_secundus: oh dear, imagining finishing the tutorials and then start playing noble knights
DeM0nFiRe: That taps for 1 red mana, right?
Shiralicia: red decks ResidentSleeper
Boon_33: mana floood inc
RoastedGravy: Now we can cast Bolt.
HundreydAundre: The most powerful card in this game
YeetTheRich_: red deck wins
birdtoken: i see strixhaven has been a really bad set huh
HundreydAundre: A Basic Mountain
DarkMorford: RDW, I tell ya
RoastedGravy: Ben, no! That's how they get ya!
Simbionis: The game is perfectly fine
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Boon_33: sunk cost fallacy?
Nuri_706: it doesn't stay old yugioh forever
Noodles_15: Duel Links is a deece game IMO
LordZarano: As long as you've got enough gigs free
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's all fun and games till you get banished to the Shadow Realm
djalternative: I've never spent money on this game but it was a great way to play yugioh for several years
birdtoken: it's one of the most popular card games on a bite sized package
YeetTheRich_: cool beans
Noodles_15: Why?
Xafty: i like Link Evolution. but this is also really good
HundreydAundre: Its almost as if the stream is abridging the season 1 anime, right?
Nydestroyer: its better than that one that requires you to manually enforce the rules, that thing was torture
RoastedGravy: Dueling Network?
Simbionis: It's definitely the easiest way to play yugioh digitally
Pharmacistjudge: I remember the Yugioh GBA games, it wasn't too bad
Noodles_15: Actual Yu-gi-oh is what people think MTG Vintage is rn
RoastedGravy: Takes me back to the good ol' days.
birdtoken: is this a paid stream?
PMAvers: Perfectly Dead Great Moth
olivegardenofficialtm: more like a perfectly ultimate dead moth
Easilycrazyhat: If that's perfect, I don't wanna see not perfect
Pharmacistjudge: the one with Yugioh GX was not very good
asthanius: In that Wheeler has paid
YeetTheRich_: paid for by james
Mattmitchell45: "Hey, could you give me your friend YuGiOh's phone number? What are they up to?"
Earthenone: !patreon
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birdtoken: nice
BloodnBullets: paid by us, the viewers
Pharmacistjudge: it is sponsored by You, with your support at Patreon dot com
RoastedGravy: 👁️
Simbionis: Shame they didn't use hungry burger for the tutorial
Lithobraker: All streams are sponsored by viewers like you. You did this chat
floki4242: is the perfect monster
Xafty: ah ritual monsters, not very good most of the time
jimmethjambo: chat are nekroz in this game
Earthenone: yes
Nuri_706: some of them, I think?
Earthenone: but not the good ones
Simbionis: Nekroz are partially in th egame
Nydestroyer: I love hungry burger, I have fond memories of playing with that card in elementary
Pharmacistjudge: I love how they introduce you to the mechanic...and then hardcore subvert all of them later
djalternative: the great thing about this version is that they can just not add most of the mistake cards
RoastedGravy: Hey, Ben, guess which one of those two cards was censored?
DeM0nFiRe: I wanna know how they decided stuff like "For this puzzle, it will be Crab Turtle vs Judge Man"
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP
Pharmacistjudge: Wheeler, you are attacking the Judge man?
Noodles_15: @djalternative What about That Grass Looks Greener? Kappa
YeetTheRich_: yes kill the judge
BloodnBullets: lrrJUDGE
Nydestroyer: you just foiled that judge
Pharmacistjudge: I am feeling directly attacked.
Smoke108: but he's not a judge, he's a judge man
RoastedGravy: Now we are the judge.
djalternative: yes
Xafty: im reinstalling dual links. got it
djalternative: you're good
Lithobraker: At what REL is killing judges allowed?
PMAvers: Maybe the later ones unlock later at a higher level?
Noodles_15: You only had to do 1-5
Simbionis: You don't unlock level 2 yet
Earthenone: level 2 is beyond joey
Noodles_15: Idk why you did all of them
acherus_secundus: do you have to turn in a mission?
djalternative: you gotta up your stage
asthanius: "Well that's it for the stream"
YeetTheRich_: yes monke
DeM0nFiRe: Imagine having to go back to playing MTG after this
cyanMu42: Is it paying gems to loan decks or is it earning gems if you pass trials?
Earthenone: you should have 10 SR tickets (things that trade for monkee) in your mailbox
Noodles_15: Wheeler is gonna spend a dream ticket on Monke isn't he
Nuri_706: earning gems if you pass
djalternative: If I remember correctly, I left duel links still playing the Six Samurai deck in ladder
LordZarano: Large Monkey
DarkMorford: Trukk Not Monke!
Nuri_706: the best part of the start of duel links is spending your dream tickets on f2p cards
trashyopossum: Gosh I hope wheeler runs across a few more Roid monsters this stream, that would be hilarious
birdtoken: so how has strixhaven been like for mtg? i see sultai is still the top deck since kaldheim
djalternative: for standard? we're all just waiting for eldraine to rotate out. otherwise, it's been great
birdtoken: rotation coming with dnd set?
Noodles_15: Hey I spent my first on like a hard to pull card for Blue-eyes
djalternative: the one after AFR
Noodles_15: I think it was Cards of Cosonecne?
birdtoken: oh damn, still a ways to go then
djalternative: (though we hope they'll just do it early)
Earthenone: i want to say my first dream ticket was on a red eyes thing because i liked playing as joey
Smoke108: So the first Innistrad set?
Nuri_706: I think I spent my first dream tickets on the original art blue eyes, back when that was available in them
djalternative: yeah. Standard rotates with the fall set which would be Midnight Hunt this year.
trashyopossum: i spent so much time trying to make and X Y Z dragon cattapult cannon deck back when i started playing and it just never worked out lol
Earthenone: haha
DarkMorford: I should play Arena more often, especially now that I have it on my tablet.
YeetTheRich_: this card ... is sooo bad
birdtoken: you can find decent new player guides on youtube for cheap and good decks
Noodles_15: Synchro era forward is a lot differnt
HundreydAundre: A child beat a bigger child with this.... in a children's card game...
Pharmacistjudge: I remember when people was nuts over a 4 star creature with 1850 attack
HundreydAundre: H
HundreydAundre: O
A_Dub888: !findquote roid
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: W?
Smoke108: Cyber Dragon Zwei was in with the gorilla
Noodles_15: Cyber Dragons is a deck, yes
djalternative: there is a cyber dragon structure deck I believe
trashyopossum: TRUKK
Juliamon: careful HundreydAundre LRRbot doesn't like rapidfire spam like that
Earthenone: dark elf dosent care about mechanical chasers
RoastedGravy: It got overtaken by Insect Knight, I think.
Armstrong11139: Then they dropped Gemini Elf and all hell broke loose
HundreydAundre: Kay.
moonwaffers: i miss yugioh before xyz was thing
trashyopossum: teir zero card
olivegardenofficialtm: ooh dark necrofear was so cool
HundreydAundre: It just rolled over the chat.
djalternative: is Barrel Dragon still a beating in ladder?
RoastedGravy: Don't worry, the cleavage is censored. You're fine.
HundreydAundre: Yes. 1st pick Necrofear!
asthanius: Toon World deck!
asthanius: No ojama deck
Noodles_15: They do?
asthanius: never ojama deck
CyndaneTierney: I had forgotten about toon cards.
djalternative: always ojama deck
Noodles_15: Injection Fairy is here and not good
Earthenone: injection fairy is worse with only 4k life
djalternative: Duel Studio is the map location to build a deck
Sky_Kast: #neverforgetthetoons
YeetTheRich_: well the difference here is konami doesn't give a fuck about people complaining. they once refused to ban a card that enabled consistent FTKs for about a year because it was used in the anime.
Kramburger: monke!
moonwaffers: hmm monke
MurphEP: Bike tribal?
YeetTheRich_: monkeys in vehicles lets go
trashyopossum: click on the doors to the buildings to get to the different like "stations"
Earthenone: your mom let you have three bikes?!
Pharmacistjudge: are we going to send Ashley to the Shadow Realm?
olivegardenofficialtm: monkeys riding motorcycles, just the way Richard Garfield intended
Noodles_15: Oh no
Nuri_706: ooo
Nuri_706: evil eyes
MurphEP: You can't win, Ashley, you have a normal haircut
Nuri_706: this is going to be ROUGH
asthanius: James is gonna be so mad when Ashley goes to the Shadow Realm
Noodles_15: Wheeler has to play Evil Eyes
trashyopossum: time to see a random deck from online
Noodles_15: RIP
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: have fun reading
Pharmacistjudge: what is this brick of text?
Sky_Kast: stare and yell
Earthenone: evil eyes
RoastedGravy: LUL
Sky_Kast: that's the game in the show
DarkMorford: @Pharmacistjudge Welcome to modern Yu-Gi-Oh
Mattmitchell45: Is Medusa like That Snake Hair?
RoastedGravy: This is why I'm afraid of going back into YGO.
Noodles_15: You could have checked the card
CyndaneTierney: yes, I would like ALL of the text on my cards, thanks.
djalternative: banish = exile for this game
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
YeetTheRich_: why did you have to play evil eye of all things
Egoangell: CARDS can summon from GY now
Nuri_706: the loaner deck duel is a random ranked deck
Egoangell: it's a cool thing
olivegardenofficialtm: is this eggs?
Noodles_15: You could have checked it
PMAvers: Oh, so the one big thing will pop the Evil Eye from your graveyard to your hand after you tutor it.
Nuri_706: every deck is eggs
Pharmacistjudge: in Magic, we only have two Evil Eyes. One of Orms By Gore and one of Urborg.
RoastedGravy: It's fiiiine
Noodles_15: "loaner deck details"
3cbb: basically every yugioh deck is eggs
Earthenone: 400 attack in attack mode, silly yugi
djalternative: loaner deck is random but the other ones are specific decks
DarkMorford: Don't let James hear you say that
RoastedGravy: Death by Kermit Plant.
Nuri_706: oh wait, these are level 1 duelists, just summon medusa and attack
Sky_Kast: you probably should have played that faceup
olivegardenofficialtm: oh boy we goin off
Sky_Kast: it's a continuous spell anyways
Noodles_15: This deck's sthick is to get Evil Eye of Selene on the field
RoastedGravy: Oh, I forgot. There's a train archetype in YGO.
Mattmitchell45: You are going to psyche out your opponent
LinearGif: Legendary Plant, Man Eater??
HundreydAundre: What if we for no apparent reason backseat the NPC/Bot opponent? What then?
Mattmitchell45: "I've never seen Evil Eye played like this before!!"
Mattmitchell45: Nani
RandomTrivia: @RoastedGravy Ah yes, headed up by the excellently-named Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max :D
Sky_Kast: gnite anyways
Sky_Kast: stay awesome wheeler
Noodles_15: I think this deck has Xyz's but don't worry about it lol
Earthenone: hey ashley, play a fn plant
RoastedGravy: See, the NPC's first mistake is summoning a monster. Kappa
Nuri_706: ah, the old basilius gambit
Silver__Light: just fusion summon flower wolf, he's wasted all his resources on his comeback play
Nuri_706: a good opening
Smoke108: bounce
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CyndaneTierney: yay more text
Silver__Light: welcome to modern yugiou
MurphEP: I love the draw animation
Smoke108: I think thats just Yugioh
Noodles_15: This is the wordiest deck, by far
YeetTheRich_: who needs keywords anyway?
Earthenone: just click to play the card, and always click activate effect
RandomTrivia: I mean, the idea is that once you've read them a few times you know what they do :D
djalternative: because they refuse to keyword anything
its_safety_third: how in god's name are you supposed to read that irl??!
Earthenone: the game knows what its doing
RoastedGravy: Ben, be glad this is on a screen. It's torture IRL.
RoastedGravy: Kappa
trashyopossum: welcome to yugioh in the modern day baybe
RoastedGravy: The card text is TINY on actual cards.
Noodles_15: Dredge is Lightsworn Wheeler
LordZarano: Is this deck Words Tribal?
Nuri_706: every deck is dredge
Juliamon: The rules text is the best reason to not have this game on FNPF.
RoastedGravy: No, Lightsworn is Millstone.
Pharmacistjudge: every deck is dredge and eggs mixed together I understand.
tastymcnuggett: More like yu-gi-NO. alright ill see myself our
tastymcnuggett: out
RandomTrivia: Most decks are TinFins
RandomTrivia: And the decks that aren't TinFins are Combo Stax
Nuri_706: can confirm I play combo stax
HundreydAundre: This is Dredge?
LinearGif: Haha what is happening
RandomTrivia: @LinearGif Yes
HundreydAundre: My word. The nerve...!!
Excalibur_1867_: I am so confused lol
RoastedGravy: Japanese card games in a nutshell.
niccus: i dont know but everyone is getting hurt
MurphEP: I missed something, we lost a bunch of life but our monsters big, so it seems like this is good
RandomTrivia: Yugioh is one of the worst offenders for complexity creep
MurphEP: You murdered that woman
YeetTheRich_: you are playing legacy dredge at an homelands sealed event of course it is easy
mariomario42: I just came in, why is there 3 monster spots instead of 5?
Earthenone: yeah the gimic of this deck is to pay life to make creatures big with that equip spell (that also gives them "hexproof")
Nuri_706: @mariomario42 Duel links is on speed duel rules
Excalibur_1867_: I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in several years
djalternative: oh. don't worry Wheeler. you'll beat up children much younger than her
Smoke108: The more damage you take the bigger they get
RandomTrivia: Death's Shadow Voltron Bogles
RoastedGravy: Just wait till you get to Jack-Knights.
DarkMorford: MONKE
Earthenone: monkee!
Mattmitchell45: Chicken ala Kaiba!
Robot_Bones: I'm still in a dream Soul EAAAATER
Nuri_706: the deck that it gave you was someones ranked deck from high ladder
DarkMorford: Oh hello, Eric Stuart
YeetTheRich_: yup
Noodles_15: The Loaner Decks are scrapped from the top of PVP
YeetTheRich_: very
RoastedGravy: Yes.
RandomTrivia: Oh gods yes
Noodles_15: Yes
Simbionis: mhm
Nuri_706: very
RoastedGravy: Lots of combos, lots of hand-traps.
djalternative: most decks are 1 turn kill
RandomTrivia: Constructed Yugioh in 2021 is basically Vintage
RoastedGravy: Backrow is useless in YGO currently, from what I remember.
RandomTrivia: Except every deck is fast combo
be_rude_not_to: How are you finding YGO? I played the game from 2010 to 2013. Began to dislike it more and more as time went on.
YeetTheRich_: if you have no interruption on your opps first turn you often just lose (normal ygo that is, idk about duel links)
RoastedGravy: I mean, there's interaction in YGO.
Nuri_706: yugioh also has interaction, just non-interactive interaction
RandomTrivia: Yugioh has these things called "hand traps", monsters who's effects can be used from the hand to interact with the opponent
RoastedGravy: You pull of a combo, your opponent concedes.
Noodles_15: Hollowed Life Barrier.
Egoangell: -[p32;
RoastedGravy: My monster's effe-UAAAAGH
Earthenone: hand traps are not really a thing in duel links, there are a couple but they mostly can be boiled down to fogs
A_Dub888: benginWat
RandomTrivia: Don't even worry about it
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSPOOP
Smoke108: Pain Peko
objectivefailure: Monkee
Silver__Light: oh yeah early duel links is a lot like early anime yugioh, but they brought it up to speed real fast
RandomTrivia: Just imagine if the AI had a Gachi Gachi Gantetsu to make here, that might actually do something
RealOGLobster: The problem with Duel Links right now is that it's not up to speed with the actual OCG/TCG. Two major Master Rules still aren't in DL yet
be_rude_not_to: reminds me of my old agent fairy deck
Smoke108: gameattackFunkyKongCuzHeIsNum3
RandomTrivia: Agent Fairies was a neat deck
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Warning: contains situations
Silver__Light: @RealOGLobster thats only a problem if you like modern yugioh, duel links is it's own ecosystem and its the only way i can stomach yugioh these days
Noodles_15: I'm trying to think what deck wheeler would like (and would be reasonable to get in) DL
RoastedGravy: That's normal in YGO.
Noodles_15: That's just for Kaiba
Earthenone: the konami code :P
Smoke108: not even the whole code
RandomTrivia: No time for the full code, this is a SPEED DUEL lrrBEEJ
Mattmitchell45: Left Right A B, I'm Kaiba baybee!
YeetTheRich_: switch bazoo to def
Earthenone: yes
RoastedGravy: Yes.
Noodles_15: Ai is kinda dumb sometimes
Earthenone: 17 is bigger than 16
RandomTrivia: AI probably wants to maximise damage
JFHIK: I remember Red-Eyes Slash being relatively easy to get. Or at least the shell of it anyways.
Maarlfox: AI attacks highest, from what I remember.
RandomTrivia: Welp
YeetTheRich_: oh well
Earthenone: there is a red eyes starter deck
Maarlfox: Oh dear.
Earthenone: make monkee big!
RandomTrivia: Aaaaaaand, everything is fine
Excalibur_1867_: critroleBlowdart
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Silver__Light: the vylon is a synchro deck all about geometric shaped angels that like equip spells
BusTed: :)
be_rude_not_to: heart of the cards
RoastedGravy: We've stabilized.
Nuri_706: Make my monkey grow!!
Egoangell: no
Excalibur_1867_: B I G Monkee
RandomTrivia: *clap, clap, clapclapclap*
Noodles_15: I wish ingintion effects were better explained
aphroditetheclown: Hungry monkey eats corpsesssss
Excalibur_1867_: PogChamp PogChamp
BusTed: :D
Egoangell: card trader
RealOGLobster: @RealOGLobster That's understandable. I find myself going back and forth between liking what Duel Links has going on and liking what modern yugioh has become. I would like some official way to play the current TCG online in some capacity.
Smoke108: I guess you trade cards
djalternative: go to the shop screen
Egoangell: some of the NPCs in this game
Earthenone: you can trade gems for cards at the trader
Egoangell: @RealOGLobster you can!
djalternative: there's a dude in a mask
Nuri_706: you need to unlock the card trader first
Noodles_15: You dont have him yet
Simbionis: I don't think you have the trader unlocked yet
Earthenone: its kind of like dust in hearthstone
Egoangell: Link Evolutions, is a bit outta date now i suppose @RealOGLobster
Noodles_15: Do the Mission
djalternative: where's the card trader? he's supposed to be on that screen?
Silver__Light: oh, you have to get a certain stage and an npc will swhow up in front of the card shop
Smoke108: Think you have to do a mission
Noodles_15: Wheeler hasn't unlocked the trader yet
Egoangell: but it keep doing missions
Noodles_15: Yes
RealOGLobster: @Egoangell Does Legacy of the Duelist get updated?
Nuri_706: yes
Noodles_15: you just have to win
Smoke108: This is just Tea with her hair down
Silver__Light: it will be the x saber deck now yes
ContingentCat: yes fight the children
RandomTrivia: There's plenty of time left to beat up another child
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
objectivefailure: How do fellow youths.
Kramburger: King_Louie's_Court.dek
alexanderthefine: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Earthenone: must fight monkee
Earthenone: X saber? GOTTEM
RandomTrivia sees what Earthenone did there
Silver__Light: oh sh*t i just realized it's like terminal world is always active because you are doing speed duels, like you are in a *terminal world*
DeM0nFiRe: Why don't YOU have plants?
RoastedGravy: I'll give you two guesses.
djalternative: probably
Nuri_706: if it has a girl in the art, probably yes
Egoangell: @RealOGLobster barely
Silver__Light: yeah, anything that had skin showing in that way was given a latex body suit under the armor
Butternades: But Ben, do you have general Nuts first name Deez?
CyndaneTierney: I love naming my cards with random words from my dictionary.
Egoangell: @RealOGLobster it's updated up to the end of VRAINs
Egoangell: and Sevens hasn't started in the states yet so, i suppose @RealOGLobster
RebekahWSD: I use to have so many yugioh cards and no friends, so I just looked at them
djalternative: basically, they censor all of the cleavage
MerryPringles: yesssss, kill the child
Earthenone: sevens is its own format, it wont be included in any "master duel" products
RoastedGravy: Rush Duels are weird.
DarkMorford: @djalternative No, not the anime tiddy!
Nuri_706: theres also test ape I think
YeetTheRich_: soup captain
nuthouse01: i used to have a gigantic yugioh collection but never even knew how to play lol
RandomTrivia: You love/hate to see it lrrBEEJ
SkylerRingtail: It seems like half of each battle is just dialogue. Seems true to the show
Noodles_15: You do need to have board space
RoastedGravy: Your zones are full, though.
Earthenone: you have seen maurading captain
RandomTrivia: It's a riff on Marauding Captain, which is quite old
djalternative: yes. very good
YeetTheRich_: it's marauding captain he is on a lot of cards
RoastedGravy: Yeah, Marmiting is a retrain of Marauding Captain.
RandomTrivia: Really, did the Marmite joke go completely unappreciated? You disappoint me, Chat
Smoke108: and on motorcycles
revhologram: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:46.
RandomTrivia: VROOM
YeetTheRich_: speeed duel
Mattmitchell45: Looking forward to being able to play Card Games on Motorcycles again
MurphEP: oh no
Egoangell: kuriboh's an event
Noodles_15: hold up!
niccus: time to murder a child
Smoke108: more plants
Noodles_15: Oh. Nevermind
Nuri_706: you can level up your stage now
Robot_Bones: In the grim darkness of the future, there is only card games on motor bikes
djalternative: oh. Wheeler, if you think IRL YGO doesn't get professional voice acting, I've got some videos of Worlds to show you.
CallMeCJ_: CaRd GaMeS oN mOtOrCyClEs
Nydestroyer: man bullying a 5 year old
RandomTrivia: "Yeah, I'll keep this hand. Fancy a game?" LUL
RoastedGravy: Man, this Monke just sweeps on its own.
trashyopossum: God this stream is glorious
RandomTrivia: We're not bullying the 5 year old, we're getting the monkey to do it for us
Xx_JAG_xX: you'll only get that if you're playing kaiba
CallMeCJ_: !findquote monkey
LRRbot: Quote #627: "Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad." —Paul [2015-08-31]
Mattmitchell45: Chrono Trigger?
RoastedGravy: No, that's Ragigura.
Xx_JAG_xX: nothing's better than kiaba yelling at children playing card games
objectivefailure: Good job making a child cry.
TwitchingPokki: Eat it, tiny child
MurphEP: Joey's doin great
novrdd: booly! BibleThump
YeetTheRich_: congrats joey you beat a 6 year old
HundreydAundre: *loses next turn*
Nydestroyer: should have conceded.
Earthenone: dats some joey magic... you mean yu-gi-oh?
djalternative: we got a skill!
Smoke108: popped off
RandomTrivia: VROOM
Nuri_706: remember to level your stage up
Xx_JAG_xX: joey beats a child: "AIGHT!!!"
Noodles_15: Check your quest again
RoastedGravy: Why did you unlock a chest that for keys?
floki4242: brrrrrr
djalternative: it's an event thing. pay it no mind
Boon_33: Akira bike too
objectivefailure: Card games and motorcycles, name a more iconic duo.
RoastedGravy: RATS
DeM0nFiRe: inb4 still man-eating plant
CallMeCJ_: Stardust Dergn! all you need now is Assault Mode Activate
PMAvers: Ben has entered Goldshire and is just killing all the non-combat critters.
TwitchingPokki: Ah yes, another child to steal lunch money from
RoastedGravy: Did you hear about his super cool Rattata?
MurphEP: Looking for games at the playground
Nydestroyer: monkey every turn one, broken
Mattmitchell45: Monster Under the Bed
RandomTrivia: We've seen Man-Eating Plant so often, it's so renowned LUL
Nydestroyer: ah yes, the famous critter, a curtain
Earthenone: its somehow WORSE than the plants
revhologram: came in late, guess I'll have to watch the VOD for the explanation of how this game works
Noodles_15: @revhologram uhhhhhhh
novrdd: gorilla OP!
HundreydAundre: Force of Ayyyyee!
trashyopossum: id honestly reccomend checking out ranked duels before the stream ends, it could be a fun time
Xx_JAG_xX: @revhologram just have to play Monke and win, it's easy
Nydestroyer: still have not seen any critters lol
revhologram: I mean it seems like it's just, draw monkey, play monkey, win
RandomTrivia: @trashyopossum There's 4 more streams of this, plenty of time for that
Nuri_706: ranked duels currently even at the lowest ranks are blue eyes
clever_little_sneak: oh goodness he talks every time you play a card this rocks
RandomTrivia: (unless Wheeler decides to move to a different game)
Egoangell: @revhologram the ai is dumb
Nuri_706: not a fun time
RandomTrivia: Oh wait, James gave that the go-ahead? Neat
novrdd: more booly BibleThump
CyndaneTierney: Famous youtuber James Turner?
YeetTheRich_: who thought it was a good idea to have the player manually drag the card you draw each turn?
RoastedGravy: The Australian YouTuber? Kappa
xantos69: James Turner? The famous Minecraft Streamer?
Egoangell: @YeetTheRich_ it's fun on a touch screen
RandomTrivia: I must have missed that happening. Sweet
tehcrashxor: James giving permission to do something fun? That doesn't sound like our James. lrrJAMES
novrdd: yesss play that instead GlitchNRG
Earthenone: im looking forward to next weeks tutorial section!
clever_little_sneak: ben wheeler, son of joey wheeler
Noodles_15: It's an event!
CallMeCJ_: @YeetTheRich_ Duel Links was made for mobile
zshunter: Link evolution is pretty great little146Cheer little146Cheer
Earthenone: but seriously link evolution has draft and sealed modes, its great
HundreydAundre: @clever_little_sneak OH My gawd, Why...??
Xx_JAG_xX: attacking is a monster effect when u really think about it
Nuri_706: you didn't even need to turn it sideways
DarkMorford: No, if you turned the monkey sideways it would die.
objectivefailure: Time to enter the Stargate
Smoke108: After Joey comes...
Mattmitchell45: I hope it is Duke Devlin
SK__Ren: Angel detected!
Mattmitchell45: awwww
RoastedGravy: LUL
HundreydAundre: But turning it sideways destroys it, doesn't it?
clever_little_sneak: nice the dating sim portion of the game
OriginalChibster: Tea is going to have Super Critter Lvl. 2 Kappa
Egoangell: @Mattmitchell45 duke doesn't play duel monsters
revhologram: what a legend
SkylerRingtail: Hold up. "Bone up on?"
clever_little_sneak: is this an h-game
niccus: OH BOY
Maarlfox: But have you fought Neo-Tea?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Nuri_706: turn off global chat
niccus: that's what everyone's waiting for right, global chat
Egoangell: global chat's just spam
djalternative: mute global chat immediately. it's full of scammers
Earthenone: can tea stand up to monkee? (no)
RealOGLobster: But if you turn off Global chat you won't be able to get FREE GEMS
Boon_33: global chat... always a great place for kids.
Smoke108: Take us to the gorillas, Go-Rill-La
clever_little_sneak: joey is not very progressive-thinking
RandomTrivia: We should at least amuse ourselves by seeing how terrible the scammers are at seeming like normal humans
trashyopossum: the monkey is eternal
RoastedGravy: Yes.
RandomTrivia: It isn't a shadow itself, it *hides* in shadows
Earthenone: sword of sparkles is a strong name
djalternative: I think it's based off of gnome myths like the cobbler
Nydestroyer: oh no the monkeytrail
YeetTheRich_: there is a card called "darkbishop archfiend" ... and it is water type
clever_little_sneak: yu-gi-oh is a high stakes game man
Egoangell: yugioh duels are shadow games
Egoangell: it hurts them :)
Earthenone: they are ben, you are a monster
Nuri_706: getting attacked in yugioh HURTS
PMAvers: I'm guessing this is one of those VR systems that has a full neuro link so they can feel pain?
HundreydAundre: Yep, turning gorilla sideways self-destructs. Its read out on said card.
RealOGLobster: People canonically die during duels
clever_little_sneak: what do you think happens when they attack your life points
RandomTrivia: If you die in the game, you die in real life. That's just regular Yugioh rules right there lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: ANGY MONKE
objectivefailure: Reject religion, return to Monkee
Egoangell: joey is unironically the worst at this game
Smoke108: gameattackFunkyKongCuzHeIsNum3 Monkey Madness
clever_little_sneak: joey has a strong mental game
aphroditetheclown: Monke
Egoangell: he literally builds his deck based on luck
Egoangell: IE time wizard, and the dice cards
clever_little_sneak: IE chad cards
Nydestroyer: now is there an Ultimate Monkey
cyanMu42: Gulldos basically Strixhaven
PMAvers: What's her actual deck look like? I assume we unlocked her.
RandomTrivia: Look at all of these cool rewards we're getting because we just started playing, to make us feel good and invested, wanting to play more
Mattmitchell45: NEVER!
Earthenone: at the sheduled time to stop?
CallMeCJ_: NOW
Xx_JAG_xX: monkey or we riot
Earthenone: pride51 Monke!
Smoke108: There is a dueling monkey in Yugioh GX
Mattmitchell45: Look at those EVENT ICONS though
munocard: Dungeon Dice Monsters!
CallMeCJ_: or do YGOPro
Nydestroyer: Indeed
F1SHOR: dullst of roses was my jam
CallMeCJ_: or duelingbook
DeM0nFiRe: Eternal Duelist Sould would probably be the Yu Gi Oh you remember playing (pre-xyz/synchro/link blah blah blah)
KidAmn: Legacy of the Duelist is the most recent TCG-accurate game
Nydestroyer: @F1SHOR me to, loved that game
JFHIK: Is the whole month just going to be trying to find the perfect Yugioh game?
Boon_33: what about some sort of arm mounter dueling surface?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ben! lrrHEART
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
MurphEP: Great stream!
YeetTheRich_: this game is absolutely stupid but still fun
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A_Dub888: !findquote monkey
LRRbot: Quote #1154: "Is that lizard just eating that monkey's butt?" —Ian [2015-11-25]
RoastedGravy: We didn't even get to fight Bastion. BibleThump
Earthenone: !schedule
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greenday61892: The OK GO?! Awwwww here it goes again
dpj2009: now Ragavan is our commander
PMAvers: I think this is the Nelson one?
ContingentCat: Nelly's DMing
RandomTrivia: Nelson is DM apparently
Featherweight_: it's Nelson Dming
HundreydAundre: It was very FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: they got the cat ears so they should be close to finishing Control
nyquister_: Persona 5 peeks around the corner
Juliamon: It's getting close to Disco Elysium length I think
djalternative: no. we just spent 3 weeks getting cat ears in Control
RandomTrivia: The boss Cameron is currently at is utter and complete BS
Earthenone: !ppr
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djalternative: @RandomTrivia Mold-1? He killed it.
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Oh, that's good. I must have missed part of that stream
djalternative: they're all good cards bront
djalternative: He did it in about 1 minute
djalternative: it almost broke him
RandomTrivia: Maybe I missed a Talking Sim? I remember it ending with Cam deciding to call it for the week...
RandomTrivia: DeM0nFiRe sergeJustRight
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JFHIK: After spending about an hour on it he just threw rocks at it till it died.
RandomTrivia: Well that sounds suitably dumb for that bos
RandomTrivia: *boss
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Mattmitchell45: Byeee
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
YeetTheRich_: if you're interested in the creative process behind yugioh cards, there is a really informative gus johnson video about it Kappa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdgJGrY6D3o
djalternative: yeah. you can kill that boss in about 45 seconds by hucking explosives at it which is what cam found out at the very end of the stream
RandomTrivia: Goodnight everyone! lrrHEART
Juliamon: You didn't miss an episode, looking at LRRbot you definitely were making clips that episode.
DeM0nFiRe: 🐒 🐒 🐒
Juliamon: RandomTrivia I'm looking at the VOD and you were lrrHORN ing with everyone else when he beat it