ContingentCat: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4421: "Kathleen is going to go touch a horse." —Graham [2017-10-26]
ContingentCat: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #7461: "Do bears have morals?" —Kathleen [2021-01-18]
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
beowuuf: not long now to horses sold separately club
TehAmelie: drawing turbines to speed, horse anatomy databases deleted
beowuuf: it's like degaussing, horse drawing talent builds up over time if you're not careful
hexy_lexy: HONSE CLOB DAE!!!
beowuuf: hey hexy_lexy sergeHi
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!
beowuuf: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
hexy_lexy: @TehAmelie "lrrawesome" is a weird way to spell your name!
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf: the replies spelling out emotes is a little weird
hexy_lexy: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: quite
DigitalSeahorse: pegaParty pegaParty pegaParty
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TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
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CaptainSpam: Whooooooo's ready to be unable to draw horses?
matthaus_c: I can't horse already!
beowuuf: i was born ready, as were we all
TehAmelie: i'm having a sausage and fried egg salad for dinner that's just like the horses i draw, terrifying and ugly, but all mine
constablecrab: "salad"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesPride
beowuuf: i feel sorry for those who developed a crippling ability to draw horses later in life though
TehAmelie: it's got several greens. and feta
beowuuf: lol tehamelie
matthaus_c: it's no problem, horses don't exist anyways
TXC2: Here we GO!
serramarkov: Woo-hoo, I just made it!
DeM0nFiRe: Hello o/
TehAmelie: aloha
TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel
beowuuf: hey cori! hey angel!
matthaus_c: design (R)
hexy_lexy: hi cori! hi angel!
Snowcookies: hello!
CaptainSpam: Hello, Angel, which is your nam!
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CastleOtranto: How does horse?
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Lord_ZYRK: Is the microphone not *also* a guest on the show?
Snowcookies: lol
Lord_ZYRK: I mean, really. . .
matthaus_c: the microphone is the host
TXC2: ^
beowuuf: why does horse not?
TehAmelie: never not unsuccessfully drawing horses
TXC2: Mouth noises intensifies
beowuuf: is the topic angel like the help assistant?
DadicusRex subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
DadicusRex: can't wait to draw some "horses"
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hexy_lexy: negative horse? :p
Pinwiz11: Space * -1
CaptainSpam: It is the space where the negaverse lives.
Lord_ZYRK: It's the stuff that is not seabatTROG
hexy_lexy: 3 pairs of what? :p
beowuuf: draw everything but the horse to draw the horse, we figured out the trick to break the curse
TXC2: atmosphere = fog in this case
TehAmelie: that's some good trees
matthaus_c: very hairy hands
TehAmelie: or rather, not trees
Lord_ZYRK: Are birds not usually made of hands where you come from?
hexy_lexy: ESCHER <3
beowuuf: shuddit all down fin
BlueMechanic: so most of the time negative space is birds, got it
CaptainSpam: Cool story!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
constablecrab: I saw an Escher exhibit with his sketches and preliminary work he did before a final piece like that. It was amazing.
matthaus_c: ACAB
TehAmelie: so the challenge now is drawing a negative space where a horse isn't "not"
Lord_ZYRK: Hell yeah
TXC2: where to start?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Always compare everything to Spider-Man.
hexy_lexy: fuck the police!
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm so vascular.
matthaus_c: draw a square, so, a cop
beowuuf: the police are like spider-man except less swinging
hexy_lexy: good secret, lrrbot
TehAmelie: how to draw a negative space non-horse. . .that isn't just a horse
beowuuf: lrrbot is text, yet is 100% in adam voice
hexy_lexy: is this stream in smell-o-vision?
Malkaresh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
Malkaresh: Hi Cori and Angel? Apologize for not recoginatioin.
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beowuuf: scratch screen and sniff
Lord_ZYRK: Washin the dog, washin the dog
TXC2: Crayola has too much power
thetoastmonster: @Lord_ZYRK I need TP
TehAmelie: it feels like the color of Undertale's "dog residue"
constablecrab: You can't wash a square dog with a round crayon.
matthaus_c: audio-visual-olfacto experience
Lord_ZYRK: thetoastmonster holy shit somebody got that reference
kusinohki: "can you make it sound more purple?" - random quote that sounds less funny now...
thetoastmonster: @Lord_ZYRK guess only us 40-something deviants get it.
beowuuf: for those watching in black and white, the lime is the green one
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c my smell isnt linked to another sense, but i do see what i hear
Lord_ZYRK: thetoastmonster yes. 40-something. Definitely.
Lord_ZYRK: Angel has angles :O
beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK wait, is that part of the cornholio stream of consciousness?
NotCainNorAbel: they will know
TXC2: 40? how absurd, we're all 25 here, especially me
Lord_ZYRK: beowuuf no, it's from a non-Cornholio episode
kusinohki: @TXC2 I'm nearly 25 twice!
beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK ah :)
TehAmelie: based on evidence i can "not" just buy sewing stuff. one time i went to a sewing store to buy a safety pin but they just gave one to me
hexy_lexy: i turn 28 in under a month
CaptainSpam: A fish is not a blank page.
beowuuf: wow
TXC2: Neat
CaptainSpam: Impressive.
NotCainNorAbel: that's very interesting.
kusinohki: the inverse hand turkey??
CaptainSpam: Most folk would just make a turkey out of their hand. :D
TehAmelie: hey yeah, remember those 50,000 year old cave paintings are negative spaces of hands
Froxnitez: whats with that gurls cam like its 1080p?
beowuuf: if your hand is a square for more than 4 fours, please consult an artist
beowuuf: *hours
CaptainSpam: Horse Police. They've heard you're not drawing horses.
Lord_ZYRK: FIsh cops comin
SpacePotato01: art crimez
matthaus_c: stabbital
TehAmelie: Harry DuBois, art cop, is on the case
Juliamon: That'll happen when you're home to Professional Stabbists
AtomicAlchemical: "What are you going to do, stab me?" -A question asked in Victoria presumably
TXC2: and the number one city user of the punchr app
beowuuf: there's also a decent amateur scene readying themsevles for the olympics
TehAmelie: if you reach your hands out, the space between them is. . .you
CaptainSpam: Guest background star Ian!
TXC2: Ian sighted, drink
hexy_lexy: tiltyhYAS
kusinohki: possibly master hand from original smash bros
hexy_lexy: tiltyhPLS
Fairgrim: Thing from the Adams family.
TehAmelie: Escher probably did some warmups before he carved that wood
beowuuf: circle strats pretty op in this meta due to the lack of horses to keep them in check
TXC2: surely the sea is what's in-between the fish?
Snowcookies: Hi background Ian
Lord_ZYRK: What are faces if not a mass of lumps?
CaptainSpam: Ah, the famous optical illusion, Vase Disaster. :D
beowuuf: cut it out, cut it all out!
TehAmelie: a lumpy chandelier would be cool
kusinohki: lumpy bags of mostly water
KBKarma: Do Deformed Rabbit, it's my favourite.
TehAmelie: fishrooms, if you will
ContingentCat: whatever does it mean?
thetoastmonster: mushroom fish, we've been living in a mushroom world
TehAmelie: she took the mushroom fish going aaanywhere
TehAmelie: wait wrong song
beowuuf: baby scissors, do do dodododo
beowuuf: just a small pond plaice, living in a negative space
Fairgrim: So there is the famous angels and devils tile art, what would the fish tile with?
TXC2: it's two Patrick Stewarts leaning in to kiss
PixelArtDragon: A shape? On a drawing stream?
kusinohki: I usually see fish tile mixed with bird tile *shrug*
TehAmelie: myco ichtys, living just to find emotion
Lord_ZYRK: Everybody likes a t h i c c a x x
TehAmelie: hiding somewhere in the sea and/or underground
beowuuf: @TXC2 the picard on xavier action, the forbidden nerd fanfic
matthaus_c: everybody loves a thicc base
TXC2: if not Mushroom, then maybe badger or even snake?
RedNightmare7: big birb
ContingentCat: awww
kusinohki: rejected sesame street muppet - fat bird
matthaus_c: is horse fat bird
TXC2: beowuuf I mean that's borderline cannon in marvel comics :p
beowuuf: bird rounder, new tool for only 49.99
BlueMechanic: orb birds. Borbs if you will
Lord_ZYRK: I've seen some round birds in my time
thetoastmonster: borb
TehAmelie: just ask Kelly Turnbull about pigeon roundness
beowuuf: @TXC2 oh no, i dug too greedily and too deeply
ContingentCat: living is just means to roundness
Lord_ZYRK: Saw a pigeon one time that was like a softball with wings
RobotInProgress: The concept of a Borb was not started by humans
beowuuf: justice and goos fish are both blind
beowuuf: *good
ContingentCat: @Lord_ZYRK the other pidgeons must have been so jelous
beowuuf: great thing, next thing
kusinohki: Snydly Whiplash fish - stop the pidgeaon, stop the pidgeon
TehAmelie: i just figured it out, vase has to rhyme with face in order to aid that illusion
TXC2: TehAmelie slow_clap.wav
toadyak: My sister tried to teach me to draw horses, I made muscular dogs.
TXC2: toadyak that's kinda what a horse is really :p
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
toadyak: If horses had predator teeth, you would look at them in a new light.
TehAmelie: remember Kate Beaton's Fat Pony comics? roundness may be the key to drawing even horses
CastleOtranto: Clue is perfect and I will not hear otherwise.
beowuuf: sergeHi
kusinohki: clue the movie or clue the boardgame?
Juliamon: I mean, if you find a candlestick with brain bits stuck in the crevices...
CastleOtranto: @kusinohki The movie
PixelArtDragon: @CastleOtranto How dare you call me perfect :(
Lord_ZYRK: Look, you've clearly never tried to clean blood off a candle holder *or* brain matter out of a pipe wrench
TehAmelie: if i remember Clue correctly, to start with you don't know who has been killed or where. it's a profound shambles of a murder investigation
TehAmelie: an omnishambles, maybe
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie I thought the victim was always Mr. Body?
kusinohki: @TehAmelie sometimes you find out YOU were the murderer. "How did I forget that?"
CastleOtranto: In the game, the murderer not only doesn't know they're the murderer, but they can win be revealing themselves as such.
toadyak: Clue, but there is no murder.
TehAmelie: hee
RandomTrivia: Get a real good huff of the marker lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: @TehAmelie sounds like the police mde up the name out of embarrassment when realising they didn't have a real identity
TXC2: clue is literally accusing each person in turn until the real perpetrator is revealed :p
beowuuf: in the spirit of agatha christie novels :p
toadyak: There are things put into different paints and stuff that aren't exactly good for you.
kusinohki: @TXC2 that could also describe werewolf and among us
TehAmelie: indeed. we have a murder, but we don't have a body, a location, a motive, a suspect or a cause of death. umm, let's call em Mr Body for now
toadyak: You can propably get away with relative safety with a small taste, but dose makes the poison.
TXC2: also fun story I once won a game of clue on the first turn :p
kusinohki: "No Body, no crime"
beowuuf: agatha christie novels really missed a trick with miss marple throing people out of an airlock
TXC2: Poriot IN SPACE!
RedNightmare7: Don't smell the sharpy
beowuuf: Poirot X
TehAmelie: in space, no one can hear you deduce
RedNightmare7: Poirot 20XX
toadyak: Too many work hazards in space.
ContingentCat: I think you can find chess boards in any colour, as long as there's enough contrast and matches the pieces it's fine. Growing up we had a set that was frosted and clear glass
Juliamon: Dead flower is determined to move
kusinohki: wasn't there a sherlock in space or 2199 cartoon?
TehAmelie: a pin or two maybe?
TXC2: sherlock homes in the 22nd century? fuck yeah there was
beowuuf: you see, the originsl murder was committed on a clone of the victim! then, when the murderer had a perfect alibi, they teleported to where their victim was and killed them for real and put the body in the food replicator!
Fracaswell: i distinctly remember a cyborg watson
kusinohki: @TXC2 that was it! TY
SevenishMagpies: squish
TehAmelie: i used to hide my money in books in my room. maybe if i had stuck to flowers i could have grown up less paranoid
RandomTrivia: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
matthaus_c: better than the BBC Sherlock, too
Lord_ZYRK: The themesong knows exactly what it's about
beowuuf: cori said that way to casually for my liking, i'm still porcessing it and working out if chat is having A Laugh
Lord_ZYRK: because it says the name over and over
RandomTrivia: Why am I not surprised that this is something Cori knows about :D
beowuuf: as arthur conan doyle intended
TehAmelie: how many puns involving "Sherlock" and "airlock" are there?
Fairgrim: Hey that flower press idea helps get more value out of those overpriced textbooks.
beowuuf: i think i've worked out why there's no bingo card for this stream :p
PixelArtDragon: There's a hole in my flower, dear Lisa, dear Lisa
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Lord_ZYRK: The body was like that when I found it! You can't arrest me just for taking it home!
TehAmelie: at least the location has to be the arboretum, right
beowuuf: we're in the 21st century now, robopoirot is coming for you, angel!
TXC2: flower murder sounds like a crime in Holland
Fairgrim: Netflix Carmen anime was pretty good too
niccus: acute lead poisoning
toadyak: A gun
Juliamon: Steel pipe probably easier to clean of evidence though
matthaus_c: oh heck, the PPR is wednesday, so the MH2 full spoiler comes out tomorrow?
ContingentCat: or not 2B?
TXC2: matthaus_c possibly, we have had PPR's before the full spoiler is up
matthaus_c: thanks TXC benginHeart
TehAmelie: Harley Quinn has turned into a vase/face optical illusion. so typical Harley
kusinohki: does that make the faces two hyenas?
TehAmelie: seems likely
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN S C I E N C E lrrHORN
TXC2: inside you there are 2 hyenas, they are laughing at you
beowuuf: i accidentally travelled to the outback twice, now i'm two hyenas
kusinohki: "Everybody stand back! I'm going to try SCIENCE!"
beowuuf: chat amuses itself, for various values of amuse
Snowcookies: Chat talks to themselves
TehAmelie: i never saw Carmen Sandiego. i just think about Carmen Miranda's Ghost, the band, the album and the song
kusinohki: animation seldom ages well
Fairgrim: Hey chat big question Beakman's World vs Bill Nye or Mr Wizard?
beowuuf: to watch the disney shows, look at all copyright-free material and fill in the blanks in the negative space :p
ContingentCat: katesParty
RandomTrivia: Success!
TehAmelie: hooray
beowuuf: lrrHORN
thetoastmonster: Harley Quinn would be proud to have that in her home.
kusinohki: why am I thinking of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story?
TXC2: (Kathleen voice) KISS!
RandomTrivia: TXC2 LUL
serramarkov: I can see both the vase and the two faces!
Lord_ZYRK: Y'ever just think about lamps?
SnackPak_: a horse lamp?
matthaus_c: I'm thinking of the horse lamp from The Godfather. that was a thoughtful gift
ContingentCat: because they could
beowuuf: legolamp, that famouse lotr character
TehAmelie: i love lamp.
TXC2: and lamp loves you
RandomTrivia: You're a returning guest! We should absolutely recognise you!
ContingentCat: sign you costumes are good I guess
beowuuf: who are you, why are you speaking to me, get away *runs*
kusinohki: sounds like a really good costume though
ContingentCat: oh wow
RandomTrivia: OH THAT'S UNSETTLING
SnackPak_: dang
Snowcookies: oh my
TehAmelie: that horse has just had a great idea but it's shy about it
kusinohki: is it life size? can I ride it?
Fairgrim: its like the size of a real horse
TXC2: you better be able to ride that
ContingentCat: How big is it?
ContingentCat: Dang
Orgmastron: Why is this?
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Snowcookies: Is it comfy to sit on?
kusinohki: *saddle not included*
TXC2: why you ask chat? 'cause rich people have no taste
niccus: i would have expected this in the Raiders/Goth House
ContingentCat: oh wow
Snowcookies: lol
RandomTrivia: Is just big dog lamp lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: I think aunts are the target demographic for that
TehAmelie: you could ride that lamp all night
TehAmelie: wait
kusinohki: make it white, and a horn, and they'd prolly sell 10 times as many
ContingentCat: we won't kinkshame
beowuuf: do you want to take that again tehamelie?
RandomTrivia: TehAmelie Whatever does it for you
TehAmelie: i mean, you use lamps at night cause it's dark
Fairgrim: are they from texas?
SnackPak_: For 8k I hope so
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Snowcookies: Yeah
niccus: what if the entire thing is a touch lamp?
beowuuf: where are the bones? why are you charging me 8k for a boneless lamp?
serramarkov: Fill it with sand!
Snowcookies: I could see a kid trying to climb on that lamp
KeytarCat: but why have a thing if you aren't gonna use it? LUL
TehAmelie: maybe you just have to stuff a real dead horse and make a lamp out of it to sit on it
RandomTrivia: Looks a bit like a chibi version of Alien
beowuuf: it's an otter!
ContingentCat: or a long fancy hat
TXC2: looks more like a polar bear to me
kusinohki: I was seeing Iggy sitting down
matthaus_c: can't draw otters club?
Lord_ZYRK: I looked up the instructions, and it specifically says not to sit on it right in between "do not make direct eye contact with Horse Lamp" and "Do not feed Horse Lamp meat on the three days proceeding or trailing the new moon"
beowuuf: *will* draw otters club, have faith :p
Snowcookies: mer-otter
RandomTrivia: Hey, it's your art, it can be whatever you want :D
TehAmelie: here's an otter https://i.imgur.com/cOYdgJN.gif
beowuuf: aquotters
KeytarCat: M'Otter
Lord_ZYRK: authW
ContingentCat: it can be a penguin otter like some kind of Avatar animal
KaleidoscopeMind: Is a mer-otter a hairy-er seal?
matthaus_c: hippopottermus
PixelArtDragon: Myrrh otters?
CastleOtranto: Marauders?
beowuuf: that gif is disgustingly cute
Fairgrim: Isn't the #1 hot tube stream the otter rescue channel, we could watch it for reference.
kusinohki: "no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
beowuuf: @matthaus_c sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: the cuteness may not have been an accident :3
TXC2: aqotter sounds like a thing someone made after being told about the platypus
RandomTrivia: Be sure to give the otter a stone to play with
beowuuf: happy aquotter and the philosopher's fish
TXC2: every line a stroke of genius
beowuuf: nice txc2
Lord_ZYRK: They have so many teeth
TehAmelie: imagine a toothless otter lrrAWW
beowuuf: the otter does squirrel impressions?
RandomTrivia: Welp, there goes my heart into a puddle
johnalogue: no table manners
TehAmelie: a saddle maybe
RandomTrivia: Spines?
beowuuf: hidden mermaid crouching otter
TehAmelie: someone thought the otter was a lamp and tried to ride it
RandomTrivia: No reason a mer-otter can't have spines
Fairgrim: I'm seeing a seal or sea lion instead but that's to basic
beowuuf: so obvious now you've said it
RandomTrivia: It's wearing a little SKRT?
Snowcookies: sexy otter?
beowuuf: :D
RandomTrivia: Good for getting through narrow corners
TXC2: it's a Hawaiian otter
TehAmelie: they make dresses that look good when wet right?
beowuuf: i mean you get wetsuits, seems reasonable to sell wetdresses too
RandomTrivia: I'm concerned that this negative space drawing has just turned into a drawing of an otter :D
kusinohki: ready for the sadie hawkins dance
Snowcookies: lol
TXC2: Ian and Ben have a chat
kusinohki: the right reminds me of Jerry from penny arcade
Fairgrim: Ahh yes now I finally have an answer to my life long question "how would a mer-otter wear a skirt?"
TehAmelie: i've had glasses on my own face every day except like two for 30 years and i couldn't say how to draw them
johnalogue: bears are dog-related
Mollylele: otters make a noise that is neither dog nor cat
beowuuf: otters are the dogs of the sea, with sealions being the otters of the sea, it's pretty confusing. Lions are the tigers of the land, and all other animals are horses
Lord_ZYRK: Hair typically starts at the root
ContingentCat: I remember catdog, it was one of those shows I'd watch if it was on
beowuuf: perfect. hair.
TXC2: some people just have a waffle iron for their hair, it's fine, it's normal
beowuuf: comb-over is actually disguising real hair. person is embarrassed about their cool hair and doens't want to show up left face
Mollylele: waffle fries on head
beowuuf: how can you top perfection cori?
TehAmelie: when i was fitted for a wig they told me it's supposed to be placed where your hairline should be like they were talking about walking on the left side of the road and i was just "where is that?"
ContingentCat: put it in a coconut?
TXC2: thinking? sounds dangerous to me
ContingentCat: !findquote thinking
LRRbot: Quote #6547: "I think it's very metal." —Graham, calmly and matter-of-factly [2019-11-08]
TehAmelie: mm, coconut and lime juice
beowuuf: i said doctors ...lrr
CastleOtranto: I mean, we might not be MEDICAL doctors...
niccus: statistically speaking, one of us has to be a doctor
PixelArtDragon: I'm a doctor!
PixelArtDragon: I'm also lying!
Juliamon: At least one chat member must have a doctorate
Lord_ZYRK: I'm a doctor :)
RandomTrivia: "When someone asks you if you are a doctor, you say yes!"
Snowcookies: But what if someone in chat has a doctorate?
TehAmelie: i was in a community once where one member was a paramedic and wow, did everyone know about that
NotCainNorAbel: that gives way to the idea of cool magenta
CastleOtranto: I do have a PhD, but I am not qualified to suggest any lime on coconut action.
RandomTrivia: Hot Magenta sounds like a really weird club with VERY specific lighting restrictions
ContingentCat: give it a sister?
beowuuf: something something phDeez nuts?
TXC2: beowuuf :D
TXC2: got there in the end
LadyManticore12: Hello. How is everyone today?
TXC2: hello LadyManticore12 welcome
beowuuf: stream is going as usual sergeHI negative space otter has skirt :p
beowuuf: no, wait, the flower is the negative space?
LadyManticore12: No reason the otter can't wear a skirt
beowuuf: precisely!
CastleOtranto: There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football.
TehAmelie: prison safe scissors? that has to exist sure
TXC2: we're adults, we can have scissors
beowuuf: we just won't run with them
CranstonSnord: Drawshank Redemption?
TXC2: TehAmelie probably the same kind they give small children
TehAmelie: Shawshak Redrawathon
beowuuf: the SureWon'tShankThey'reSafeScissors Redepmtpion
TehAmelie: shank dangit
CastleOtranto: Shawshark Remora
beowuuf: my brain is being tricked, as intended :)
TehAmelie: a gun you carved out of soap to escape prison?
TXC2: "they say he carved the gun himself, from a bigger gun"
beowuuf: the hammer is a peony
TXC2: GunHammer is a very WH40K thing
CastleOtranto: @TXC2 Wow, that got me.
beowuuf: the fact that W40K can out parody anything thrown at is is both scary and worthy of respect
Fairgrim: And now we understand why Clue doesn't understand weapons make different wounds.
r10pez10: i spy two left-handers
kusinohki: ballistic wizard
enkor2113: wizard of hammergun
TehAmelie: if there's anything videogames model with a universally obsessive enthusiasm it's guns
beowuuf: cori is playing 3D chess, or drawing 3D chess pieces, something like that
beowuuf: cori is a professional funsperson
r10pez10: coriander "toddler arms" dickinson
TehAmelie: this show leans heavily towards left handed participants doesn't it
PixelArtDragon: Are they out of proportion, or do all adult humans have the same wrong proportions?
NotCainNorAbel: ta-da the scissors became the negative space
TXC2: over a large enough space, everything tessellates Kappa
TehAmelie: scissors beats gun!
LadyManticore12: I rarely get a chance to watch live. I'm seriously enjoying this!
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 This statement hurts my mathematician sensibilities
beowuuf: ah yes, the old game of rock paper wizard scissors gunhammer
LadyManticore12: This is fantastic!
Snowcookies: entertainment
beowuuf: f i n g i e s
r10pez10: Fingies Holding Scissors, Pencil on Sketchbook, Cori, 2021
beowuuf: thingeese
RandomTrivia: OH NO
TehAmelie: hey, i'm sure you've heard the legend of how the trans-Siberian railway got those bumps because Stalin drew it on the map with a ruler and caught his fingers
unarmedoracle: Ooh. Hello everyone
TXC2: Hello unarmedoracle welcome
RandomTrivia: Hello there Cameron!
TXC2: fin-geese?
beowuuf: sergeHi cameron, welcome to otters in negative space (with skirts)
Fairgrim: Why do I see this otter on the cover of some slice of life anime or manga?
unarmedoracle: Now aware of my fingies
Snowcookies: hi Cam
SnackPak_: Consider your fingies
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
r10pez10: check for geese etc
beowuuf: let's all take the next five minutes to fully appreciate the myriad decisions that led us all to this shared moment.
TXC2: ruminate on the meaning of life
Mollylele: i don't need a robot to tell me to wash my hands
TehAmelie: have some random art jokes https://i.imgur.com/syv1lHI.jpg
LadyManticore12: I wish I could get up & stretch, but my cat has other plans :D
TehAmelie: correction: random absolutely awful art jokes
beowuuf: but we will need a robo watson to tell us if the hand sanitiser killed the cook in the bathroom
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Angel
beowuuf: night txc2! sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2!
Snowcookies: night TXC2
beowuuf: I mean a bunch of us trusted james with blind fundraising on his person stream, i think he's fine with a credit card :p
Snowcookies: I mean a bunch of us trusted james
beowuuf: hey, let's not go too far now :p
beowuuf: or do you mean trusted like you'd trust a scorpion on your back to not betray its nature *and play caillou)
Snowcookies: yes
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: i actually felt bad about laughing at this joke about a painting of a mythological figure. those haunted eyes. . .
beowuuf: wb!
TehAmelie: hi again!
unarmedoracle: WB
ContingentCat: oh god has James been playing Cailou again, I haven't been awake during his home streams recently
TehAmelie: wait why are you drinking out of two silhouetted faces?
Snowcookies: Because Ian
beowuuf: @ContingentCat no, just that stays with you.... well, i mean he plays it still with the right bit donation.
ContingentCat: @beowuuf ah good
r10pez10: weird, i was also using a soldering iron
SnackPak_: rude!
r10pez10: ian no
Lord_ZYRK: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
RandomTrivia: Sacrilege!
r10pez10: that's like using fabric scissors for anything other than fabric
Fairgrim: ian should know better
beowuuf: lol
ContingentCat: at what cost
Fairgrim: ohh beer the solution and cause of all my problems
NotCainNorAbel: before they were all ruined by becoming non-toxic?
RandomTrivia: That sounds incredibly satisfying
Kaorti: WHAT
NotCainNorAbel: i should add lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: oh no
beowuuf: the more toxic something is, the more useful it is - see also solder
ArdCollider: my brother and I melted a black crayon to the back deck of my mom's very beige car on a road trip once.
beowuuf: it is v good
ArdCollider: I don't think I heard the end of it until that car went to the wrecker.
NotCainNorAbel: all the really good stuff is bad for you - see asbestos.
TehAmelie: maybe it's just our soft fleshy bodies that are contrary to all the good stuff in nature
LadyManticore12: My cat just tried to steal my cheese!
beowuuf: my doctor keeps trying ot get me to cut down on asbestos, only a glass a week :(
NotCainNorAbel: maybe we are the problem...no. no it is nature that is wrong.
TehAmelie: can't even survive the concentrated radiation in the center of the galaxy. . .
Snowcookies: huh
photosinensis: Wait, which person used wood bits on metal?
RandomTrivia: That sure is a sentence
beowuuf: we can't even stand out in the sun too long without our bodies trying to rearrange their cells in bad way
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
NotCainNorAbel: @photosinensis Ian did.
ContingentCat: oh no
r10pez10: why is there a lime
photosinensis: I am suddenly very angry with Ian.
beowuuf: can you tesselate limes and coconuts?
TehAmelie: liminal lime
Lord_ZYRK: The lime is for flavor
beowuuf: @r10pez10 this stream is a house of limes
r10pez10: "these are all circles"
ContingentCat: ohhhh that
its_kstar13: hi everyone I am new at Twitch :)
KeytarCat: @its_kstar13 Hiya! AsexualPride
LadyManticore12: @its_kstar13 Hello
its_kstar13: sup?
beowuuf: a glove
LadyManticore12: If you're going to cut up a lime, there needs to also be salt & tequila involved ;p
Lord_ZYRK: outlime
beowuuf: outlime
beowuuf: lord_zyrk got there first :p
Wolfstrike_NL: Bad Cori!
ContingentCat: yup definitly lime
CaptainSpam: Definitely not a lemon.
Fairgrim: Nice lemon!
TehAmelie: i was almost buying it
Lord_ZYRK: I say the same thing all the time, but the cops never believe me.
Wolfstrike_NL: It could be Stewie Griffon's head
PixelArtDragon: That's a good looking citron
beowuuf: peanut?
LadyManticore12: I didn't notice until they said something & now I can't unsee it :D
Lord_ZYRK: Or Arnold's head
its_kstar13: poor thing :')
Zappeljakob: I can't stop thinking about that Color-Crapshot with Beej holding a lemon and a alime
NotCainNorAbel: it looks more like a 'lemon' now
r10pez10: it's like tiling an image
beowuuf: @Zappeljakob what *did* beej put in the pie?
its_kstar13: could somebody please explain me what this women is doing (sry but I don't know her +_+)
r10pez10: is it a lemon, cori
CaptainSpam: It's a LIME! It's totally different!
novrdd: we're about to make a print :D
Lord_ZYRK: This is Can't Draw Horses Club, so she is not drawing horses
its_kstar13: ok
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photosinensis: I do not want to know what Beej put in the pie. I don't want to know what Beej puts in *anything*.
beowuuf: @its_kstar13 this is a drawing stream / chilling stream. The fun is supposed to be drawing horses but not getting there. Today is using negative space in art.
SnackPak_: it's a surprise for everyone
photosinensis: Why did it take me 30 minutes to think of Cori's name?
RandomTrivia: Cori's reaction there was absolutely perfect for a gif, I'll be back...
Snowcookies: Ancient high school memories is the name of my Disney teen movie
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beowuuf: is ian sitting bolt upright and not knowing why? is angel just very good at not reacting the horrible smell of soldering irons burning on stuff :p
beowuuf: third bird, or 'third'
ContingentCat: or bird.. dangit
beowuuf: :D
RandomTrivia: Look, Cori, if you're going to be a good actor, I'm going to keep grabbing reaction gifs lrrHEART https://i.imgur.com/tRlLdmr.gif
CaptainSpam: Stamp'd!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
PixelArtDragon: Witchcraft!
RandomTrivia: Works like a charm!
novrdd: tesselation print PridePog
r10pez10: lime coloured fork
beowuuf: a challenge
RandomTrivia: r10pez10 It's a lemon-coloured fork, clearly lrrBEEJ
Zappeljakob: truely subLime
Electrodyne: dammit too slow
RandomTrivia: Specifically Kermit
dbhkyle: g r e e n l e m o n s
KeytarCat: I see it!
novrdd: limeeeesssss
ContingentCat: texus?
KeytarCat: cowboy?
RandomTrivia: What about Green Onions? :D
Wolfstrike_NL: lime coloured lemons
vellebastet: hmmm
Lord_ZYRK: What about Green Jello?
beowuuf: look, we've tolerated a lot of things on this stream, some things that really were the durst, but there is a lime we do not cross
beowuuf: green jelly sucks
VmKid: It wasn't in reference to anything. I was just being dumb.
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
niccus: which fred durst thing
unarmedoracle: I don't know what you have to do to fill in the other eye
beowuuf: niccus: there are questions you do not want answered
unarmedoracle: little known fact: there are in fact two unfilled eyes on the fred durst daruma
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: @unarmedoracle OH NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Lord_ZYRK: Dursts of every shape and Dursts of every size
beowuuf: that might have been my addition :p
ContingentCat: bats might fit between the lem--- i mean limes
novrdd: :0
Lord_ZYRK: Cancelled
RandomTrivia: Chat forgives you, Angel. You did what you had to do :D
DeM0nFiRe: Someone is able to horse?!?
vellebastet: Welp. Can't be in the club.
NotCainNorAbel: not betrayed, just disappointed.
beowuuf: angel is talking a big game right now, who knows what it really is :p
Lord_ZYRK: It could even be a boat
novrdd: horse is cancelled in 2021 guys
dbhkyle: Uh That was a piece of paper. Not a horse
ContingentCat: it could be a lamp
novrdd: i see no horse
beowuuf: <christian.bale.wav>
dbhkyle: Lime lines?
NotCainNorAbel: It is 'can't draw horseS club'. One is fine.
TehAmelie: i like this green lime inferno
beowuuf: @NotCainNorAbel ^
the_biglarge: ceci n'est pas une horse
RandomTrivia: @the_biglarge I Magritte believer in this principle lrrBEEJ
unarmedoracle: Going for smokes
Invitare: well is it white or orange?
CaptainSpam: It's clearly a lemon tree.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
novrdd: LUL LUL
vellebastet: Yes.
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
LadyManticore12: The leaves on a lime tree are not thin. My mom has one in her backyard in Florida.
LadyManticore12: I'm very sorry, Cori
ContingentCat: maybe there's a variety of lime tree with thin leaves?
unarmedoracle: some sharks are full of pee
LadyManticore12: @ContingentCat Could be. I only have seen my mom's tree irl.
Lord_ZYRK: Only when they're not peeing
NotCainNorAbel: most leaves are pretty thin in one dimension.
ContingentCat: it comes up far more than one might expect, yeah
unarmedoracle: I've heard it described as "bleach jello"
beowuuf: i'm can see why this stream's chat doens't have a bingo card either :p
NotCainNorAbel: Devourer your fears!
edh420: Art club! what a neat idea!
vellebastet: @edh420 Yes! This is now another one of my favorite streams. ❤
edh420: very creative
beowuuf: welcome to can't draw horses club, where art is made, fun things are discussed, and eventually we get to the town where a betrayal happens to cori
LadyManticore12: If it makes you feel better, Cori, Key Limes have thinner leaves :p
TehAmelie: the other day i watched someone mention key lime pie and their friend immediately said "don't make up words"
ContingentCat: are geckos not lizzards?
beowuuf: was it michael douglas, playing gordon gecko?
niccus: geckos are lizards
Electrodyne: greed is good
beowuuf: for want of a better word, certainly
niccus: salamanders look like friends
ContingentCat: no salamanders are more wiggly
photosinensis: Also, nobody knows the difference between birds and reptiles.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
unarmedoracle: it's reasonable to be afraid of sharks. they're blood-seeking missiles
vellebastet: I mean FUCK the ocean
DiamondMX: I think you get a fear of things that can eat you for free.
beowuuf: sharks are about 8.5 salamanders on the Charcroft's Slippery Scale
SnackPak_: teeth were a mistake
TehAmelie: getting out of the ocean was clearly a strong move
DiamondMX: It doesn't count against your maximum phobia quota
photosinensis: What's the difference between a human and a jawed fish?
niccus: have you seen a butterfly close up
ImmortalLen: A GOOSE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Snowcookies: oh no
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
LadyManticore12: This just keeps getting more entertaining!
TehAmelie: next we´'re going to have to evolve fspacelight
DiamondMX: TEETH?
ImmortalLen: TEETH!
TehAmelie: spaceflight
Traion: Cori, ruining everything since she learned to speak LUL
KeytarCat: @ImmortalLen We back to Fingeese again?
NotCainNorAbel: TEETH!
RandomTrivia: The regular CDHC descent into madness has truly begun! LUL
beowuuf: butterflies do seek blood though, if chat is to be believes.... i want to say a tehamelie fact?
unarmedoracle: or along the entire length, like a hedge trimmer
Invitare: there's a village in Gloucestershire called "Birdlip"
TehAmelie: yeop
beowuuf: cool
DiamondMX: Huh, apparently Butterfly with Teeth is a Seether song.
beowuuf: can't fight the seether
niccus: butterfly with anomalocaris teeth
vellebastet: @unarmedoracle PLEASE sykLaugh
TehAmelie: if butterflies had teeth we'd all be drained of blood
Snowcookies: thanks for watching, bye lol
photosinensis: To a taxonomist, there is no such difference. Humans *are* jawed, lobe-finned fish in cladistics.
vellebastet: Right???
beowuuf: lrrHERE
Snowcookies: I still cannot get the image of a starfish's teeth out of my head
ContingentCat: @unarmedoracle like a penguin?
RandomTrivia: There's the tagline "Horse Club: We Make Cursed Stuff"
TehAmelie: i find it pretty wild humans are closer relatives to tuna than tuna is to shark
beowuuf: Can't Draw Horses Club: Can Draw Your Nightmares Out From Your Subconscious Club
RandomTrivia: If you run a chainsaw slow enough and put a camera in the right place, you could use the negative space for a fast-moving landscape?
ImmortalLen: There's a lot of negative space when poochya is inside Denji.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
beowuuf: there's a shark in the fedex logo???
TehAmelie: is the fedex logo a portal to the shark dimension?
niccus: teach the controversy
Fairgrim: hey did you know that Amazon has an arrow from the A to Z in their logo
beowuuf: someone was paid way to much and was way to pleased with themsevles over tha tdesign... and it's a cool design
abyssaldm: the only negative space is the one in my brain
CaptainSpam: You have perpetrated another art!
RandomTrivia: Step 1: Make "Art" Step 2: Create blursed things
DiamondMX: It looks very deliberate, given the need for specific kerning.
ImmortalLen: Is the Fedex truck still a truck in the shark dimension?
beowuuf: the space between the commercials is, in fact, another commerical
beowuuf: @ImmortalLen everything is sharks, try to keep up
Traion: ImmortalLen no it is sharks, its the shark dimension, keep up
TehAmelie: this toy would have needed some additional space. i'm thinking an empty space on the left side https://i.imgur.com/7GhXDJk.jpg
beowuuf: those trucknuts dangling from the rear of the bumper? also sharks, clinging to a shark
TehAmelie: note: not an Obvious Plant product
Riiiiiiis: goodnight everybody - have a great day :-)
ContingentCat: right the shark dimension that's where my idea of "ham dimension" came from
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Riiiiiiis, take care!
vellebastet: @riiiiiiis Night!
beowuuf: night riiiiiiis sergeHi
Welbog: Left shark dimension or right shark dimension?
ContingentCat: yes
vellebastet: Left shark, obviously
Welbog: *nods*
beowuuf: everything is dance in the left shark dimension
vellebastet: "Baby Shark" plays on a loop
beowuuf: wb
vellebastet: Welcome back, Cori!
Snowcookies: Teeth teeth teeth
ContingentCat: but eveyone dances slightly off the beat in left shark dimension
vellebastet: And Angel!
beowuuf: ar you sending it to the chat to wipe our eyes clean?
beowuuf: durst logo
vellebastet: Huh
DiamondMX: A good mouthfeel
Fairgrim: conductive
vellebastet: sykLaugh
photosinensis: Wait, we're talking about the mouthfeel?
ContingentCat: tastes great
RandomTrivia: It's probably at least partially Copper Oxide by now
countingku: It could even be copper.
ContingentCat: I forgot about pennies
beowuuf: copper pennys had nice steakcut fries
Traion: Otters!
vellebastet: Hmmmmmmm
NotCainNorAbel: not a horse
Snowcookies: crows
Invitare: a copper atom
vellebastet: Maybe a frog??
RandomTrivia: An old-timey Policeman's helmet would be appropriate lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: a single grain of rice?
KeytarCat: Maybe you attoer draw another :P
Electrodyne: an un-horse
Zappeljakob: a cross between a Centaur and a Minotaur
CapitalisToast: not enough beej
KeytarCat: how did that come out so gafbled??
3and4fifths: a derailed train
Gizmoloid: Cori bringing up banana peels made me imagine a train getting knocked out by a penny :D
Zappeljakob: lower Horse-body, upperbody of a Cow
beowuuf: the sun or something
TehAmelie: maybe it's time to find out what not drawing a horse in a negative space looks like
KeytarCat: I'm concerned about my typing...
Snowcookies: a horse named Cow
RandomTrivia: So cow-head, human torso, horse body?
Lord_ZYRK: Big beefy BEEF
vellebastet: Hm.. Maybe something with water in the background? the shimmer could be very pretty
RandomTrivia: We are creating something powerfully cursed :D
DiamondMX: I think this idea has legs
Electrodyne: a ship
beowuuf: @KeytarCat brains and fingers talk less than people realise
wolfedragon: Elephant?
RandomTrivia: DiamondMX Too many legs, that's the problem!
Electrodyne: like a sailing ship
NotCainNorAbel: An Iris (flower)
vellebastet: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: ribbit
ContingentCat: frogs are good
vellebastet: Frog, it is.
Traion: Or something that sounds like "frog": Prague
KeytarCat: Oooh, is angel doing etching now?
niccus: they are not reptiles
Electrodyne: log
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat good enough for me!
beowuuf: the copper frog is definitely a fantasy tavern where the heroes have to fight their way out of
ContingentCat: I thought you said Prague at first, drawing a city would be interesting but hard to tessilate
RandomTrivia: Cow legs *are* technically beefy I guess
vellebastet: Yes!
beowuuf: :D
Electrodyne: a mog - half man half dog, he's his own best friend
TehAmelie: the copper frog, where galvanization is a way of life
KeytarCat: The Copper Copper: sign is a copper constable
KeytarCat: er, shiny constable
beowuuf: i'm now imagining galvatron behind the bar, with an old timey moustache and apron to try and disguise himself
TehAmelie: oh, here's one frog https://i.imgur.com/bAL6IgA.jpg
ContingentCat: oh yes
vellebastet: Ooooh
RandomTrivia: *intro to Under the Sea plays*
TehAmelie: *fades into Under the Bridge*
KeytarCat: Under the Stairs, to the tune of Under the Sea
KeytarCat: I'm glad we got there :P
beowuuf: just friendly crustations...
RandomTrivia whistles innocently
beowuuf: chat isn't really people, we understand
Traion: Is Ian home? That would bump it to 3 right?
NotCainNorAbel: just us bots
KeytarCat crusty bus station joke
Lord_ZYRK: Sing like 204 strangers are recording your every move lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
EricTheOrange: I can be chub plays the tub
Wolfstrike_NL: we're watching, no listening, it's fine Angel
Snowcookies: We're watching just quiet
beowuuf: like molly and cameron if either are around count, and that's about it :p
Snowcookies: lol
EricTheOrange: how darew
ContingentCat: awwww
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Sethalidos: yeah for Ian that tracks
vellebastet: sykHeart
beowuuf: doddleadoo boop
Traion: A wild Ian!
RandomTrivia: Cori just checking out LRRbot's backend lrrBEEJ
Traion: Big stretch on that Ian
Williams4jesus: Under the sea under the sea great got those lyrics stuck in my head
beowuuf: she likes big bots and she cannot lie
RandomTrivia: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: !box bot
RandomTrivia: !hydrate
Traion: Botgineering
KeytarCat: The bad bots and the sad bots
Invitare: Spambot?
beowuuf: punchachunkbot
Sethalidos: !quote Cori
LRRbot: Quote #7228: "Just wait until we try to wrangle that eyeball mattress." —Cori [2020-09-21]
ContingentCat: LizardWizardBot
beowuuf: the branding on some of these bots is sergeJustRight
Lithobraker: classconsciousnessbot
EricTheOrange: well I googled "monkey riding capybara" and I could not find one covering the capy's eyes. I am a sad.
RandomTrivia: And don't forget
RandomTrivia: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
beowuuf: :D
beowuuf: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Williams4jesus: Would there be such a thing as horse bot
mitomanox: point is overrated
Invitare: The Art Police
mitomanox: trying it find a point in things is also overrated
vellebastet: All kinds!
Traion: Squares!
beowuuf: ovals?
Nuurgle: smaller circles!
Nuurgle: very small rocks
RandomTrivia: You otter put some wildlife in that circle lrrBEEJ
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Traion: Can never have enough otters
RandomTrivia: Apples!
vellebastet: That was a great description
NotCainNorAbel: witches
beowuuf: 100 horse sized ducks
RandomTrivia: And we have reached Python LUL
DarkMorford: All these squares make a circle...
Williams4jesus: Apples churches
Traion: Just pull up Otter Stream mid show for reference, I'm sure Chat won't be distracted :p
KeytarCat: @beowuuf I choose the one Duck-Sized Horse
DarkMorford: Why aren't you watching otter stream?
beowuuf: @beowuuf strong pick in this meta
Traion: I'm watching otter stream, what is wrong with you that you aren't? Kappa
serramarkov: Joey the otter is very cute!
RandomTrivia: I thought the whole point of the hot tub category is that you can't bare stream lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: 100 duck sized witches
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
beowuuf: yea, that took me a moment too
KeytarCat: bears spawn-camp the fish
EricTheOrange: Watch the bears spawn point to see them spawn. The majesty of nature.
Lord_ZYRK: Todd McFarlane's Bear Spawn
Sethalidos: I just had that one scene in Super Troopers pop into my head.
ContingentCat: um, I think that can mean a few things
Electrodyne: literacola?
beowuuf: everyone knows bears come from dog eggs
RandomTrivia: "slap the frog down" is that what the kids are calling it these days?
vellebastet: Oh, Bird Hand is very cool
Sethalidos: @ContingentCat the one where Rabbit is acting as a distraction for the city police
serramarkov: Angel, try hairspray if you don't have spray adhesive.
KeytarCat: candy fold
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Tailswave lucidPride slap that frog!
niccus: the viennetta shape
ContingentCat: @Sethalidos ah cool, I meant "bear streams" can mean a few things
Williams4jesus: Slap that frog sounds like a game show
KeytarCat: I rediscovered the pythagorian theorem by doodling in my math notebook
DigitalSeahorse: or a child's boardgame toy
EricTheOrange: Whenever I see Ian walk by in the background I think "where is he going, what is he doing." He is a man of mysteries.
DigitalSeahorse: Don't Wake the Dragon - Slap That Frog
RandomTrivia: It's so cute!
vellebastet: Daaaaaaaammmn
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
beowuuf: as long as the drawing is flat you can have snakes on that plane
vellebastet: lrrFINE
Nuurgle: SNAKEDOOOOOOR
DigitalSeahorse: Don't Lick That Frog
beowuuf: need more smokes and milk
RandomTrivia: I mean, we witnessed a fucking murder
ContingentCat: good snek
serramarkov: Snakes on a Plane was a better movie than I expected it to be. That should tell you that I expected very little.
Traion: Please if the cops come calling it's because Ian built something that threatens the world trying to improve his Dreamcast Kappa
ContingentCat: it's probably fine
beowuuf: snakes on a plane is a more amusing film when you watch the censored version
Williams4jesus: The cops heard about the idea of for slap the frog and got worried
NotCainNorAbel: I have chiseled the inside of this block of marble..
EricTheOrange: well googling circle tessellations didn't help, I just got a bunch of tesselations in circle patterns
BusTed: 📛
ContingentCat: since when do we do things right here?
vellebastet: Hm
BusTed: "name badge"
DigitalSeahorse: flat frog
DigitalSeahorse: Namu Tagu
RatekStormcrow: Google Translate says Nafuda ?
vellebastet: That's nice
DarkMorford: Ganbatte, Cori-san! ;)
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
NotCainNorAbel: I have a ASL book....I should get on that
serramarkov: Spirograph!
vellebastet: Hm.. Stars. Stars go between circles
vellebastet: Like four circles put together?
RealGamerCow: It's more than twofoil and less than fourfoil.
serramarkov: I like the biohazard one.
vellebastet: Oh, I like that.
serramarkov: I like that one, too.
niccus: kangaroophysics on twitter does alot of mathy gifs like that
Williams4jesus: Fidget spinners spinning would bring about the negative space of a circle
serramarkov: A propeller!
Nuurgle: is this for Cori's OnlyFans?
BusTed: Bird detection.
Lord_ZYRK: Cori confirmed a bird
vellebastet: sykLaugh
NotCainNorAbel: can't spin horses
vellebastet: Can't stop spinning club
Styxseus: :D
BusTed: Haha.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Snowcookies: true
vellebastet: True
RatekStormcrow: Strongly disagree
beowuuf: have you tried liking popular anime, no one does that :p
DarkMorford: Every cel is sacred?
Nuurgle: you like anime? I too like food
Snowcookies: Some of it you just want to erase from your memory
ContingentCat: oh no
vellebastet: I'm excited to see the finished product
Nuurgle: but Mars is red
vellebastet: Hm. I don't know much about painting
Styxseus: Huh. That sounds even more confusing than color names in general.
niccus: havent pupated yet huh
Williams4jesus: Mars is red and ivory is white where do we get black
FITorion: what's the substrate? some sort of metal?
FITorion: or wood?
Nuurgle: "Ivory Black is a brown black of moderate tinting strength, recommended for general use. Mars Black is a denser, more neutral black with stronger tinting power."
NotCainNorAbel: what about banana bread?
serramarkov: When it's dark on Mars it's /really/ dark?
DarkMorford: @FITorion Looks like a piece of copper to me
beowuuf: exposure is reward enough :p
vellebastet: So density is the difference?
serramarkov: Substrate is copper
beowuuf: uuuuuuuh
RealGamerCow: My wife has told me that shadows are never black, they are usually purple or dark red or dark blue
Lord_ZYRK: They used to use ground up mummies for EVERYTHING
Snowcookies: mummy was also used in medicine iirc
FITorion: Yeah it kinda looks like copper or maybe brass... so I'm curious
FITorion: ah copper
FITorion: thanks
Lord_ZYRK: On the vast list of reasons to not eat paint. . .
niccus: i'll eat cadmium yellow all i want
NotCainNorAbel: @FITorion It is copper from JoAnns
RealGamerCow: cochineal
Nuurgle: wait, what's wrong with eating lead?
beowuuf: delicious titanium white
Snowcookies: Eating paint/licking paintbrushes to shape them is why some ppl got cancer from radioactive paint
ContingentCat: the dark humor
ImmortalLen: Time to eat some Vanta Black!
wilcoxchar: though cochineal has also been used as a natural food dye
Styxseus: Never eat paint. Now, drinking on the other hand..
Invitare: Titanium Dioxide is actually used as a white food colouring
SuperTanookiMario: Mmm Red dye #40
FITorion: I learned today that TNT is yellow and was used as a tint... before it was used as an explosive
Nuurgle: so no savor, swish, and spit?
Arikell: no gargling with paint. got it.
beowuuf: used as a tint until someone lost an eye
vellebastet: I don't think I was either
Snowcookies: Cereal, on par with glue paste :P
niccus: more of a glue-drying-on-fingers kid
Nuurgle: paste and paper for me
Nuurgle: and so much play-doh
NotCainNorAbel: I'm from Canada. They think I'm slow, eh.
FITorion: non toxic
Styxseus: My mind IS trying to curve into culinary coloring-things, but I guess those doesnt count as "paint" do they?
ContingentCat: home made play dough was ok to eat
vellebastet: sykLaugh
RatekStormcrow: Dont drink the brush water
niccus: i only use unseasoned paint
ContingentCat: you don't want to leave your play dough unseasoned
Snowcookies: Congrats!
BusTed: Ooo
vellebastet: Ooooooh
ContingentCat: a knife!
vellebastet: Yes!
ContingentCat: No!
BusTed: tqsKnife
Snowcookies: Nice
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Wolfstrike_NL: Wauwzers
vellebastet: Whaaaaaaaaaaat
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
serramarkov: yes
ImmortalLen: Yes and no
niccus: it's complicated
RandomTrivia: Bolas is currently in prison for all eternity
Snowcookies: And also iin jail
RatekStormcrow: How do you jail a Planeswalker ?
Snowcookies: You can jail god, good to know
RandomTrivia: On the Meditation Plane by taking away his spark
Wolfstrike_NL: Plane's walking god in jail, ya know
BusTed: mmhm.
vellebastet: Hahahahahahah
FITorion: I'm looking for a Cheap... like $5 way to make a lightbox/backlight any ideas? something 1 foot by 1 foot
RandomTrivia: Basically they worked out they couldn't kill Bolas so they imprisoned him on the Meditation Plane and Ugin agreed to keep guard for the rest of time
Snowcookies: And someone got married
vellebastet: Love that!
Styxseus: Oooo, shiny!
EricTheOrange: How come Nicol Bolis is the only one of the dragon lords to get to do anything. Wheres the storyline involving chromium?
Zappeljakob: back again, and there goes Erebos
ContingentCat: fancy
Styxseus: *rolls*
ButButTheJesus: brbrbrbrbrbrbr
ImmortalLen: Bum bum bum bum bum
Snowcookies drum rolls
ContingentCat: HahaCat
Snowcookies: "Oh, lost an arm" - Angel
BusTed: OSFrog
vellebastet: Nice!
ContingentCat: definitly a success
ButButTheJesus: also hi chat hi cori hi aiamethyst! yay pretty arting!
RandomTrivia: Now there is only Nega-Frog
Snowcookies: !schedule
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Wolfstrike_NL: shows 2 gods - follows up with a frog - still impressed
vellebastet: Dice Friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Michelle is playing?! HYPE
ContingentCat: oooo good bunch
Snowcookies: I heard Nelly is DMing Dice Friends
BusTed: I believe he has reached it.
SnackPak_: Krondor has been visited
Snowcookies: He's in Krondor I think
niccus: he returned there after having reached and left it
ContingentCat: @Snowcookies yup
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vellebastet: sykLaugh
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42MiLLyWays: Just tuning in; horses have changed since I was a kid.
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42MiLLyWays: :-(
vellebastet: Oh, that's YOU
ContingentCat: ok I can't decide on pizza or sushi
ContingentCat: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
ContingentCat: pizza it is
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: katesWot
Snowcookies: what time zone?
BusTed: specific to pacific
vellebastet: Hell yeah!
ButButTheJesus: bai
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Snowcookies: bye!
vellebastet: Byeeee
serramarkov: bye!
vellebastet: lrrHEART ysbrydMod
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Angel! lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: thanks Coi and Angel
ContingentCat: *Cori
ContingentCat: !next
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CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
Greypelt: !next
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