Manae: I just finished baked corn on the cob, potatoes, and a smoked pulled pork
Manae: And now: strawberry rhubarb pie
KeytarCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 3 - Book of the Raven. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
Zappeljakob: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: (again)
Snowcookies: Hi early folk
Snowcookies: I'm content aware filling
Snowcookies: it sucks
corianderd: im aware of filling content
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 3 - Book of the Raven. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
gnome_friend: How is Content-Aware Phil doing these days?
DarkMorford: @corianderd I imagine the TTSF cheesecake was pretty filling content. Kappa
RandomTrivia: How content-aware can a cheesecake be? :p
ContingentCat: oh yeah I have a TTSF vod to catch up on
corianderd: that cheesecake better not be aware
rasterscan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Part 3 - Book of the Raven. Game: Candlekeep Mysteries) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3s from now).
beckett_brass: Remind me what TTSF stands for?
PharaohBender27: Oooh, so close
ContingentCat: tinker tailor solde fry
ContingentCat: *solder
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat Ah. Thank you
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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EldarLuin: PopCorn PopCorn PopCorn
kusinohki: now my stupid brain can't remember what TTSF was a play on words on....
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
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beckett_brass: "Gront is a Muppet" Who is Gront?
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, the John le Carre novel
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floki4242: 18 months holy bus
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! This week @coachNellyMTG is taking the players through Candlekeep Mysteries: Book of the Raven. 📷 ||
RandomTrivia: beckett_brass A muppet, try to keep up lrrBEEJ
beckett_brass: Also, I heard the sound of books, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia That tells me what he or she is, but who is he or she?
kusinohki: don't think I've heard this remix version.... huh
gnome_friend: Gront is Bartleby's alleged cousin
Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: So excited to see Nelly's DMing for the first time
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Hello. Welcome to dice.
beckett_brass: @gnome_friend Ah. Interesting.
Alas_Babylon: Doin' good @beckett_brass ... almost got there in 32 Heat Hades, but haven't quite been able to attack and dethrone Dad yet
Mysticman89: oh boy, mysteriously french ads
beckett_brass: @Alas_Babylon Keep working at it. You'll make it.
djalternative: Hola chat
dougma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
dougma: keeping those candles
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beckett_brass: @djalternative Hello. Welcome to dice. and books.
gnome_friend: !players
Alas_Babylon: One day ;-;
EldarLuin: Saabine!!
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde hewwo
RandomTrivia: Saabine... benginO7
Alas_Babylon: F in the chat for Saabine
Sarah_Serinde: That's not what that command is for, it's to let you know who's playing what character on streams like CTS
PharaohBender27: F
EldarLuin: F
KeytarCat: Yay, I remembered to come back during the countdown, so I get some !BGC
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
EldarLuin: catcat9CRY
ContingentCat: @gnome_friend Matt, Michelle, Andy, and another I can't rememeber with Nelly DMing
beckett_brass: @Dog_of_Myth Hello. Welcome to dice and books.
EldarLuin: <3 Andy
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat lrrCORI
chickenace11: oh boy my first dice friends in a while
gnome_friend: Fill this content with awareness!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
EldarLuin: Fursuit vehicle. XD
Sarah_Serinde: I think Cori, ContingentCat
beckett_brass: @chickenace11 Hello. Welcome to dice and books.
Alas_Babylon: Fursuit Vehicle is powerful
EldarLuin: Brings all the fursuits
Alas_Babylon: Probably my favorite track from RQ too
KeytarCat: bweep bweep!
RandomTrivia: Here we gooooo!
JadedCynic: That CVL <3
corianderd: tis I. The 4th player
kusinohki: @KeytarCat in case you didn't know... BGC has a you tube channel. can listen to at least 3 albums of stuff? (don't think road quest is on there though)
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
EldarLuin: It's a Cori!
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that i love and value each and every one of you beyond measure!
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Oh nice, Michelle is back
RandomTrivia: benginHype
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy Hello. Welcome to dice and books.
Alas_Babylon: Nelson in the DM chair, spice levels rising
mowdownjoe: Neat! Michelle!
Boon_33: elfunkPopcorn
JadedCynic: aloha everyone! <3
Styxseus: Oh goodie!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to corianderd!
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EldarLuin: Brooming?
Sarah_Serinde: Lots of good people, also Matt's character is here :P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nelson in the chair!?!!!! YAY!!!!
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
Alas_Babylon: Houseworkeeping
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2525 patrons for a total of $18,408.45 per month.
ButButTheJesus: first you must answer these questions three
Vanbael: DM Nelson?! [yes chant goes here]
KeytarCat: @kusinohki My problem is that I forget about artists that aren't already in my playlists and I keep forgetting to add him LUL
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh SNAP katesLol
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hexy_lexy: DM NELLY?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAA lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: What about the lights on Broadway? lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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EldarLuin: Paul is always watching...
InkyGhoast: Paul sees all
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd is definitely not in chat right now
Snowcookies: Unless you're Paul
ContingentCat: and Mods, mods are always watching
KaleidoscopeMind: we're in charge of funding the entire internet? we must be very powerful
HundreydAundre: Dis gon Uhh be e p i c, I think...
corianderd: @Sarah_Serinde not even a little
ButButTheJesus: hi paul
gnome_friend: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6881: "I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one." —Dale [2020-04-06]
Anubis169: 👀
Alas_Babylon: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
ButButTheJesus: @corianderd ...
Dog_of_Myth: Let's get weird....
JadedCynic: Wing it! <3
Alas_Babylon: I got it right!
EldarLuin: Nevermore!
mowdownjoe: House rules!
hexy_lexy: @corianderd tiltyhPLS
JadedCynic: Evermore!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Snowcookies: So many ppl wearing yellowish shirts today
Electrodyne: hi internet friends
Sarah_Serinde: Reminder chat that clips are awesome and help me out (especially titled and edited clips, pls)
EldarLuin: They wanted to match the title screen
Snowcookies: !clip
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gnome_friend: #BlameJames
beckett_brass: @Electrodyne Hello. Welcome to dice and books.
hexy_lexy: #BlamesTurner
InkyGhoast: Cheese!
gnome_friend: Wait, was Cori Ootemir last time?
Sarah_Serinde: If you don't edit your clips then sometimes they cut out half the joke or context and then either I have to go make a new one or they just don't get in
PharaohBender27: Is that a giant cheese wheel Ulrich is carrying?
Alas_Babylon: Don't think she was
KaleidoscopeMind: Cheese wheel?
Alas_Babylon: but Minty is back for round 3
EldarLuin: No, Cori was an elf I think
JadedCynic: Hummel! My mother loved those figurines <3
InkyGhoast: Cori is a new person this time
RandomTrivia: I already love Ulrich Hummel
Snowcookies: Cheese wheel
Nigouki: Hummel gets the rockets?
PharaohBender27: Human Barbarian? More like Human Bavarian, amirite?
Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' Terry lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Ulrich looks...keen :P
hexy_lexy: Terry Fizzlwit is a treasure
KaleidoscopeMind: I want that cheese wheel to be Ulrich's weapon.
RandomTrivia: Ulrich clearly has some well-Led plans lrrBEEJ
kusinohki: you'd think terry would have gotten a promotion by now
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy I thought he was a Rock Gnome?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @beckett_brass
JadedCynic: a latte <3
hexy_lexy: @beckett_brass boo!!!
EldarLuin: "Excuse me, I asked for a large...."
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Hello
kusinohki: it's 4pm somewhere
hexy_lexy: "its 9am somewhere" Minty, probably
ContingentCat: katesLol
Basic_Human_Decency: @AirKingMamba Thanks for the gift sub!
Dog_of_Myth: Mood
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Terry is doing his best
Kramburger: You need a Wish Spell to make things happen
kusinohki: the most impenatrable of armor - beuaracracy!
Alas_Babylon: "The secrets of the universe can be yours for three easy *wish* payments"
Snowcookies: Terry knows what levels are :P
chickenace11: Minty Irons sounds like a rejected marble league team
ContingentCat: I really want a wrist sundial
InkyGhoast: I refer to pay grades in character a lot and some spells are above my pay grade
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass Heya <3
RandomTrivia: Ca-caw!
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: ca caw!
PMAvers: Man, drone delivery has gotten quite amazing lately.
Snowcookies: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: caught it like a perfect reception!
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Terry
kusinohki: sounds like the children's group from last week is still here in the back ground. :P
EldarLuin: Terry's starting it off right
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki Nelson has kids, you're going to hear them sometimes
lochnessseammonster: terry's on fire tonight
gnome_friend: I wish the Youtube comments didn't get so upset that Nelson has children
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde I know, just making a joke
lochnessseammonster: i love hearing the nelson clan PrideLaugh
kusinohki: "only the childless should stream!" - stupid ppl, probably
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
hexy_lexy: nelly's kids making noise is always a treat
DiscordianTokkan: Spooky map!
Alas_Babylon: Beavil E. Ware
DarkMorford: Sometimes I can't tell if I'm hearing Nelson's kids or my upstairs neighbors. >_>
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ContingentCat: the mood lighting works
JadedCynic: Hey, I know where Beregost is!
JadedCynic: Classic Randall...
Alas_Babylon: Randallkeithofcandlekeep, what a swell guy
Sarah_Serinde: Don't get one from Minty though
ZackTheCatKing: Are andy and Matt drawn to scale?
vellebastet: Hello!!
Alas_Babylon: Honestly, probably
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: ZackTheCatKing Yeah they're a halfling and a gnome, they're short
beckett_brass: @vellebastet Hello. Welcome to dice, books, and adventure.
ContingentCat: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Minty no
Snowcookies: Minty no
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
JadedCynic: :D
EldarLuin: "I keep it in a jar!"
InkyGhoast: yes yes the pvp begins
ContingentCat: threatening books is too far
ZackTheCatKing: @Sarah_Serinde Ahh thanks! I'm not a D&D player but this is sure entertaining
kusinohki: which way?
ContingentCat: dis way
gnome_friend: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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hexy_lexy: the quartermaster? not the whole master? :p
ContingentCat: kateslol This Way
RandomTrivia: "Evil bethere"
circusofkirkus: Woob
Sarah_Serinde: ZackTheCatKing Ahh yeah no worries! And yes knowing the system helps but you don't really need it to enjoy the shenanigans :)
Alas_Babylon: Weeb Bridge
DiscordianTokkan: Totally Woob Bridge
KaleidoscopeMind: woob bribge
niccus: woob bribge
CyndaneTierney: wooooo(b)
Snowcookies: Woob Bridge
InkyGhoast: woob
ButButTheJesus: Woob!
RandomTrivia: This map is amazing
gnome_friend: Beware the Rub Wyrm
circusofkirkus: dubstep is all about the woob woobs
JadedCynic: Reb Wyrm - old pal
Zappeljakob: Wytchway? This Way!
Alas_Babylon: #horse
kusinohki: why is the map warning evil?
hexy_lexy: The Hand A Honse
RandomTrivia: #Can'tHonseClub
gnome_friend: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #6668: "It's a horse. Horses don't have souls." —Adam [2019-12-30]
JadedCynic: Gothic script has never been such a reliable comedic prop <3
EldarLuin: *shakes fist*
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Snowcookies: there are so many birds and they don't want blood
ContingentCat: not yet anyways
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
kusinohki: a horse-full carriage?
JadedCynic: wagon, carriage, cart...
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
EldarLuin: The Borg!
JadedCynic: gig, hansom, brougham
RandomTrivia: Caravan Maitre'D is my Jefferson Airplane tribute band
Alas_Babylon: Already love this character
DiscordianTokkan: Ulrich the Cheeserunner
lord_wertornion: oh no xD
hexy_lexy: LUL never change, michelle!
vellebastet: Love thisss
lirazel64: chariot, wain, tumbrel...
DarkMorford: Oh no, the accent :D
RandomTrivia: This is wonderful
RandomTrivia: Michelle is a gem
JadedCynic: <3
Sarah_Serinde: Is he a cinnamon roll? He already seems like a cinnamon roll
JadedCynic: 'za'
RandomTrivia: He has strong cinnamon roll energy
JadedCynic: der die des
hexy_lexy: @JadedCynic WARUDO
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Twilight_Spark: Is the cheese full of water?
RandomTrivia: Who called the wheel of cheese as the weapon?
aerohydra: can we roll it down a hill?
Sarah_Serinde: @RandomTrivia Good way of putting it :D
JadedCynic: @hexy_lexy Es ist gut! <3
DiscordianTokkan: Would a Gorgonzolla Cheese do psychic or poison damage?
Sarah_Serinde: Keyword "looking"
DiscordianTokkan: Or would people have to roll against paralysis
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Think you mean "das," unless you were trying to use the genetive case? tqsSmug
RandomTrivia: So we have 2 very different dad-types in the party today
Alas_Babylon: "Ein, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not zhink we brought enough body bags."
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan gorgonzolla...that'd be actually italian cheese
KaleidoscopeMind: 2 tol and 2 smol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
EldarLuin: *Ootemir pats G on the head*
DarkMorford: @DiscordianTokkan What kind of cheese is giant and rampages through Tokyo? A gorgonzilla! :D
Sarah_Serinde: I love this pair already :D
kusinohki: 1 2 many lots!
RandomTrivia: DarkMorford Dammit I was trying to think of a good joke for that
RandomTrivia: Well played
DiscordianTokkan: @JadedCynic Fair! and @DarkMorford HAH!
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 ja, es ist dreizig jahre seit Uni lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Ach, ich verstehe. Keine Sorge.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
RandomTrivia: D'awww
DiscordianTokkan: Ein Zwei I Spy!
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan here's a fun thing tho - 'cambenzolla' is a blend of the Italian gorgonzolla and french camembert...and made in Germany (for some reason :D )
Snowcookies: cheese!
Sarah_Serinde: Minty no
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
RandomTrivia: Minty no!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
Sarah_Serinde: Aww Ootemir
DarkMorford: Dammit Cori
Snowcookies: aww
hexy_lexy: OH NO!
ContingentCat: katesLol
JadedCynic: and you can get cambenzolla in canadian supermarket delis (Graham bought a wedge for 'stanky' cheese for a sketch once)
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Minty
YeetTheRich_: huh
RandomTrivia: HAH
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
vellebastet: Uuummm
Snowcookies: oh my
YeetTheRich_: good point terry
ArdCollider: Minty you can't just ask the half-orc if she knows every other half-orc
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: Babies just kinda happen
vellebastet: Cori sykLaugh sykLaugh lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: Ootemir is the GOAT
Twilight_Spark: Truly this is a philosophical conundrum.
chickenace11: "It all started on my actually birthday, Neither of my parents bothered to show up"
DiscordianTokkan: Ootemir might be a GoatPrincess
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
gualdhar: or the goats were taking you to their dinner table in the cave...
RandomTrivia: Ootemir sprung into being surrounded by mountain goats? Is she from Norse mythology? :D
JadedCynic: to be fair, I don't rememebr anything before we moved to a new house when I was three - I've been told of what my family did in the previous time...but ??? vOv
Kramburger: seabatTROG Cave Cheese?
tehfewl: cave cheese is so good
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nelly is DMing? Cool!
JadedCynic: mmmmm, <3
DarkMorford: That reminds me, I have a mini brie in the fridge. Maybe I'll have some of that with an apple later tonight.
JadedCynic: and agin, at 10pm I hunger - thanks Michelle! LUL
HundreydAundre: Cave cheese is different, apparently? Tell us more someone
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a perfectly normal tradition
DiscordianTokkan: Translator's note: Lorge Chëse
InkyGhoast: the entirety of chat wants cheese now
Fruan: The cheese must flow
DarkMorford: MICHELLE
Dog_of_Myth: The Cheese must flow
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect Nelson :D
Dog_of_Myth: @fruan *spiderman pointing*
JadedCynic: <3 ysbrydPunjail :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL #notsponsoredbycheese
KaleidoscopeMind: pasteurized
Fruan high-fives Dog_of_Myth
RandomTrivia: Thank you Mr Cownden benginFacepalm
JadedCynic: mmmmm, waxy <3
hexy_lexy: shes gotta hop Outemir! :p
Sarah_Serinde: I always love Cori's characters
SnackPak_: chewy cheese
JadedCynic: ooof, a nice day in the ruins
PharaohBender27: OH NO
RandomTrivia: Pearl is here!
JadedCynic: so it's a sword skewering the wheel of cheese, like that hammer/sword weapon in Bloodborne? :D
Fruan: noooooo
InkyGhoast: Pearl!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
niccus: oh.
Sarah_Serinde: MATT.
DarkMorford: Uh oh
InkyGhoast: OH GOD
RandomTrivia: AAAHHHHHH
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god! Minty! Why!
YeetTheRich_: yesss
Fruan: Nooooooooooo
RomanGoro: butwhy.gif
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh. Oh no
ButButTheJesus: SIR
Alas_Babylon: He comes.
JadedCynic: wait...Pearl grew up!
hexy_lexy: MATTHEW
RomanGoro: wat
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
niccus: it's longer.
Snowcookies: oh my why Minty
Sarah_Serinde: Matt why
RomanGoro: Oh no
ContingentCat: OH NO
RomanGoro: Why
Juliamon: How did Pearl get WORSE
NimrodXIV: oh no no no no
iris_of_ether: How did Pearl get MORE
Alas_Babylon: HE COMES.
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: MagNIFICENT
Featherweight_: I just draw what I'm told to.
DeM0nFiRe: yogNO
ArdCollider: sehr groß!
JadedCynic: fixes ALL the problems with pugs, thankfully...(and horrifyingly) O_o
ContingentCat: the air just got a lot less fresh
DiscordianTokkan: @Featherweight_ And for that we thank you. kates7
RandomTrivia: @Featherweight_ I respect that. Doesn't make the nightmare fuel any less effective :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Featherweight_ Thank you for rendering this monstrosity
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good idea Andy :D
hexy_lexy: @ContingentCat id argue that its "Minty" fresh
RomanGoro: Featherweight_ this is like when a whole crowd boos a wrestler, it's a sing of succesful work
JadedCynic: oh my....
vellebastet: OMG
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: this is gonna be a doozy of exposition
RandomTrivia: hexy_lexy sergePun
vellebastet: MATT lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Matt why
wench_tacular: jlrrNo
hexy_lexy: MATT
circusofkirkus: Reduce Reuse Recycle
Snowcookies: old family pet
JadedCynic: never let your old friends go, apparently
RomanGoro: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
Alas_Babylon: Yes. THAT would be weird.
ContingentCat: we wouldn't want something weird
Radyin: I missed it. I guess Minty is a Battle Smith?
Sarah_Serinde: Couldn't have it being weird gabyFacepalm
Alas_Babylon: Yep
JadedCynic: yeah. THAT would be weird! lrrFRUMP
Alas_Babylon: Steel Defender Pearl
Snowcookies: That and that only would be weird
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oddly specific
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
JadedCynic: ah, so bigger than Minty, so no hiding inside M's robes
vellebastet: I fucking LOVE this monstrosity
ArdCollider: exactly one Pearl high
CyndaneTierney: That is oddly specific, yes.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
JadedCynic: don't worry, NO ONE ELSE HAS EITHER :D
DiscordianTokkan: In the name of the Moon, Pearl will punish evildoers
hexy_lexy: cori plz
niccus: the elusive Background Lime
DarkMorford: Where did Cori get a blue lime?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I remembering the paranoia campaign where no one actually said out loud that Jacob was playing a literal dinosaur lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Oh dear :D
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL OH NO
JadedCynic: Gotta love bluescreens...
LoadingReadyRun: podcast was confused by reactions
lirazel64: @loadingreadyrun Ah, yes.
vellebastet: "The height of Sailor Moon" I'm crying sykLaugh
JadedCynic: "Bark. Bark. listen to me bark."
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bbritt1030! (Today's storm count: 16)
ArdCollider: do you get to pick autotune when you do that? Pearl just out here T-Paining it up.
DiscordianTokkan: "Alf Widdershins!"
Snowcookies: Can't wait til Pearl can rap
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
niccus: woob bribge
JadedCynic: and the lair of ol' Reb Wyrm - that crochety good ol' drake ;)
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Well that encounter got weirder. | voicing the Dice Friends motto
LRRbot: New quote #7619: "Well that encounter got weirder." —Nelson, voicing the Dice Friends motto [2021-05-31]
RandomTrivia: Sarah LUL sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
ContingentCat: awww
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Andy
RandomTrivia: pls
JadedCynic: Terry 'no-notes' Fizzlewit, Library proctor
gualdhar: oh no here comes Strahd
jessieimproved: let's look for some totally fine and not at all dangerous fog
JadedCynic: the subject matter is unrelated
floki4242: book good hide map
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Snowcookies: very valuable member of the team
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Terry :D
RandomTrivia: Terry is so precious
incredulouspasserby: yanno what? Last night alive? Same, I would love hear about goats.
DiscordianTokkan: katesRip Terry... tqsRIP
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JadedCynic: Terry - not one to sugarcoat things or try to foster false hopes
incredulouspasserby: so the TREES ate them
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta rotate those goat crops
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely thought Michelle was going to say he was picking them up to do exercises with them :D
JadedCynic: bug only try to get *blood*, not machine oil...
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Ulrich honey you're gonna be fine
Snowcookies: Death comes to us eventually
Alas_Babylon: Randalls Keep
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: Terry needs probiotics
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: Lingenberries?!? <3
RandomTrivia: ULRICH
LoadingReadyRun: ABANDON HOPE ALL WHO ENTER HERE... Unless you have cheese
JadedCynic: oh we call them 'bakeapples' around here - they're DELICIOUS and tart <3
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Ootemir
JadedCynic: Ohhhh, the contiuing side-stories! <3
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun but do we have to abandon our cheese
Sarah_Serinde: Would not want to be on watch with Pearl
Getter404: Pearl works as a natural deterrent! Wait, not natural, the other thing.
mitomanox: Paul's and Matt's "UHHH" sounds so so similar.
JadedCynic: independent occular activity
Sarah_Serinde: Getter404 gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: mmmmm, breakfast brie spread on toast <3
Alas_Babylon: "Hot sweaty cheese boi" is one hell of an aesthetic
tehfewl: Cheese Boi
OldManJohnsonMB: Handsome Cheese Boy - I feel so seen!
JadedCynic: I am going to be SO hungry by the end of this stream!
OldManJohnsonMB: I heard what I wanted to hear
JadedCynic: the supermarket I used to work in was 24h...before lockdowns and things....sigh
JadedCynic: go buy a small brie, heat it inthe oven, spread it on some nice dark rye...
Sarah_Serinde: Ulrich too busy thinking about cheese
PharaohBender27: katesScared
JadedCynic: oof
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
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DEATHlikescats: uni100
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's... Gnarly
Fruan: Every 5 feet.
JadedCynic: dex save?
chickenace11: heck yeah spike growth
Alas_Babylon: No save, just dangerous terrain
chickenace11: My warlock knows this spell I think it will be useful
Alas_Babylon: @chickenace11 Dao Genie?
chickenace11: yep
Alas_Babylon: heck yeah
JadedCynic: just keep pushing the spider back into the spikes when it makes it out :D
KaleidoscopeMind: spidro can't speedro
Alas_Babylon: got an efreet genie I'm dying to play someday, but dao is real sweet
chickenace11: Level three warlock and I know 11 spells I think I could do better tho
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL spider surrounded by legos
Alas_Babylon: Think half the balancing factor is that they could technically try to jump
Anubis169: :S
JadedCynic: oh MY
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Alas_Babylon: but I dunno if that's meant to proc the damage
Getter404: Das Rägen!
DiscordianTokkan: I've gone on Cheese Rages before. Mainly at the KFC "Southern Poutine Bowl" that used TexMex cheese.
vellebastet: Appropriate
circusofkirkus: Is scream a free action?
JadedCynic: that...that is a nice twist - 'calling upon my ancestors' is usually more metaphoric :D
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
JadedCynic: panic reflex
chickenace11: there is a quote that says screaming is a free action
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I like the pencil shape :D
LoadingReadyRun: we cheese mongers are not all barbarians, you know. True, *I* happen to be a barbarian, but that is a co-incidence
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5790
LRRbot: Quote #5790: "Screaming is a free action!" —Ian [2019-02-04]
DiscordianTokkan: !findquote Screaming
LRRbot: Quote #5710: "10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed." —Adam [2019-01-11]
JadedCynic: so Cori threw a bag of Lego around the spider...
chickenace11: there we go Thank you Sarah
Sarah_Serinde: Also a good note:
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5195
LRRbot: Quote #5195: "Cursing someone's existence is a free action." —Beej [2018-07-23]
DiscordianTokkan: Sarah did it the Right way, hah
LoadingReadyRun: Spiders can spider climb? no fair!
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun I know, that's so OP!
Getter404: Well that was a bit overkill.
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan "screaming" has 16 results in the quote database :D
Sarah_Serinde: Only 3 for "free action" though
LoadingReadyRun: Trap Door spider remembers why it is usually an ambush predator
EldarLuin: Poke it with a stick!!
incredulouspasserby: Nine in the morning is too early to search a spider.
DarkMorford: NELSON
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Nelson amazing :D
EldarLuin: Wah wah
RandomTrivia: NELSON
incredulouspasserby: i hate that
incredulouspasserby: very good
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Nigouki: woooooooooooooooooooow
BusTed: gottem
JadedCynic: Nelson! lrrFRUMP
ButButTheJesus: NELSON
lochnessseammonster: nice :P
JadedCynic: time to get up and get some cheese out of the fridge!
Styxseus: The road turns into a segway
Featherweight_: Nelly is proud of that one
chickenace11: 9/10 for best throw to commerical that I have seen
JadedCynic: I think I'll get in the Fursuit Vehicle and take a trip to the kitchen for a snack! :) <3
DarkMorford: Dinner time for me. Steak and corn-on-the-cob. :D
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It was the most dangerous foe: a lurking Commercial Break
EldarLuin: There's no escape from the dreaded commercial break!!
Nigouki: some say there is an ancient spell called Adb-Lock to prevent such encounters
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun well, the most imposing - while it does not INJURE its foes, it does interrupt anything they were doing, and inevitably disrupts them - no save allowed
LoadingReadyRun: The Dire Commercial Break is the worst. It can last 10 minutes or more
chickenace11: what is a commerical break AC?
DarkMorford: If your Commercial Break lasts longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor right away
chickenace11: Darkmorford a four commercial break is just a nascar race
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I roll to disbelieve the commercial break.
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun ah, but those drop the best loot
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
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Sarah_Serinde: That's a mood
Fruan: That sounds like hell
incredulouspasserby: oh gods. 6 13 year olds at once. All the time.
ButButTheJesus: the wallet is itself a bag of holding
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Terry
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ButButTheJesus: nelson omg
hexy_lexy: wow! terry rolling super well!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
EldarLuin: "Probably"
DarkMorford: You can walk across the bridge, but don't try to race 'er back. LUL
hexy_lexy: thicccccc river
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Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
hexy_lexy: welcome raiders!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
EldarLuin: Can't hear it
JadedCynic: I hear nothing but Nelson
ButButTheJesus: Froggit
EldarLuin: Frogget!!
Sarah_Serinde: Terry no
DiscordianTokkan: Flog-champ
DiscordianTokkan: *Frog
LoadingReadyRun: ♪ wooden bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ♪
couldntpickausername: what do you call it when Andy's character goes alone?
couldntpickausername: Soli-Terry
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: sergePun
ButButTheJesus: @couldntpickausername OH U
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername ysbrydPunjail lrrHEART
JadedCynic: Gibralter?
DarkMorford: No man is an island!
incredulouspasserby: not cave aged cheese, prison aged cheese
JadedCynic: The Rock, the Rock of..., or Da Rock (three different places)
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ButButTheJesus also heard raisins
DarkMorford: Oh, we're in California
JadedCynic: A genocide of ravens, that cloud out the sun
LadyAiluros: ascendant raisins
djalternative: Rock, The Dwayne, Johnson
RandomTrivia: The power of "Yes, And" rules ALL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: ANDY NO
BusTed: 🎵 "I heard it through the grape vine..."
TheMandrew: *shudder*
ButButTheJesus: "Wellll I heard it through the grape-vine"
WoodenRabbitB: turn undead the cali raisins. technically a mummified Grape!
ButButTheJesus high-fives @BusTed
JadedCynic: I'm not an improv performer; I'm the audience - I'm allowed to say 'no' ;)
kusinohki: a bridge full of ravens?
DarkMorford: Do birds like cheese?
kusinohki: better or worse than a murder of crows?
incredulouspasserby: doesn't that burn the rage?
PMAvers: Ulrich picks up the bridge and uses it as a improvised weapon
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5790
LRRbot: Quote #5790: "Screaming is a free action!" —Ian [2019-02-04]
incredulouspasserby: just one too many?
JadedCynic: @kusinohki worse - genocide is a LOT of murders ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Terry
DarkMorford: Could be worse. Could be a flock of seagulls.
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Where did genocide come from in this?
JadedCynic: @kusinohki no lie - I've seen a huge gathering of hundreds of crows/ravens/rooks - in wintertime
couldntpickausername: fravens
EldarLuin: Frosted raisins?
ContingentCat: @DarkMorford then he'd have to run so far away
TStodden: Are we murdering a murder of crows?
LoadingReadyRun: Ravensicles!
incredulouspasserby: someone called it a genocide of ravens aka a lot of murders....except that describes crows
Juliamon: TStodden We are being unkind to an unkindness of ravens
DarkMorford: And that, friends, is how Terry invented flash-frozen TV dinners!
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde I said it (my own reference to a gathering of hundreds crows covering every tree, rooftop, lamppost, car, etc - seen it happen two different years, interestingly)
Sarah_Serinde: How about let's not joke about genocide here please
Featherweight_: Sky spikes!
JadedCynic: but it it's ravens, then it'd be 'an unkindness' - so would a HUGE gathering be 'a rudeness"? 'an enmity'?
LoadingReadyRun: That was one way to get everyone onto the bridge
Snowcookies: They don't want blood and they don't seek justice
BusTed: @ButButTheJesus 👍
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde sorry, I wasn't joking at all or being flippant; I do apologize if my experiences with the unsettling and eerie do offend though
LoadingReadyRun: Birb friends giving non-consensual beak kisses
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Yeah I just don't think that's an appropriate choice of words here
kusinohki: did I hear that right? the bird have an AC almost equal to a half orc?
DarkMorford: Now I'm imagining ravens getting stuck beak-first in the wheel of cheese like so many darts. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Well AC also accounts for how hard they are to hit, so birds being relatively small and fast adds some challenge
incredulouspasserby: wait what angle are the birds coming from
RandomTrivia: I'm picturing the Finding Nemo seagulls sticking into the sail
incredulouspasserby: along the bridge or across it like the river below
RomanGoro: AC is both how thicc and how speedy you are
JadedCynic: this is ON the bridge...didn't the map show it to be a covered bridge?
incredulouspasserby: i'm very confused.
PharaohBender27: Time to grease up some birds
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Covered when it was built, but it's very run-down.
JadedCynic: coming in through holes in the decrepit roof and walls, and even the gaps in the base...
RomanGoro: JadedCynic let's say Cam's rule applies
JadedCynic: yeahhhh
LoadingReadyRun: When in doubt, grease up the ravens
YeetTheRich_: !advice
LRRbot: You never know what you can grab.
JadedCynic: Minty's idea has merit
Sarah_Serinde: Also map was pretty stylized, nothing said it was *accurate*
LoadingReadyRun: This bridge is going to look like an oil spill
JadedCynic: the river will run black downstream from Woob Bridge...
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
saucemaster5000: if you grease the ravens don't theyll become 50s tough guys?
kusinohki: is the grease flammable? deep fried birb!
JadedCynic: YMMV - smell is in the nose of the beholder?
JadedCynic: @kusinohki I would say it's reliably flammable...
Juliamon: Do beholders have noses?
LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki I believe it usually is
LoadingReadyRun: not sure if that changed in 5e
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon I don't think so....
saucemaster5000: I mean, birds are already pretty flamma-y'know what? nevermind
LoadingReadyRun: Raven kabab
BusTed: I do.
BusTed: Broke his nose on a goose.
EldarLuin: "I have a face of Goose"
DiscordianTokkan: It was great
JadedCynic: hmmm, phb doesn't say anything about the flammability of the manifest result of the spell...
JadedCynic: it would be DM's fiat I guess
LoadingReadyRun: remember when that goose got Fabio'd on a rollercoaster?
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun it was a goose - that goose knew what it did
kusinohki: I think about it every day paul
Drakas: i think the goose died
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic I'll allow it. ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
BusTed: A nice patina.
PharaohBender27: lrrAWW
djalternative: !y
Snowcookies: Poor Terry
LoadingReadyRun: apparently "flammable Grease" was a different spell in early editions of D&D
vellebastet: Huh
JadedCynic: oh terry... lrrAWW
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: mmmmmm *sigh*
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Sarah_Serinde: Look snacks are important
RandomTrivia: Pfffft LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford yeah, if I was running the adventure, I'd go either way depending on how the players feel it should be - flammable or no (but I'd be noting that for future reference..)
DiscordianTokkan: Thicc Ccloverr
JadedCynic: a pit trap that's JUST a pit...huh
JadedCynic: noisemakers...alarms
JadedCynic: trap to not kill, just restrain
DiscordianTokkan: Master Blaster!
EldarLuin: Snak Stack!
iris_of_ether: Adventuring Party of Bremen
LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic of course, once it is established, that means the bad guys get to use it too...
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JadedCynic: a halfling on a gnome on a half-orc on a human STACK! <3
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun EXACTLY, once it has been observed, the waveform collapses
ButButTheJesus: ooooooh
JadedCynic: oooo, nice
Getter404: The ravens mean it's friendly!
EldarLuin: That doesn't look foreboding at alllll...
kusinohki: looks very bloodborne
hexy_lexy: ooh! spooky and beautiful!
JadedCynic: yeah, moar birbs hanging around
JadedCynic: ominous and cold...
Dog_of_Myth: Haunted with value....
hexy_lexy: @EldarLuin yeah, it looks 5boding
Getter404: It's true, birds cut right to the point.
lochnessseammonster: amazing
LoadingReadyRun: I cast speak to animals that aren't jerks
Snowcookies: love haunted houses
chaostreader: Nevermore said the raven.
incredulouspasserby: you know what makes ghosts happy? Cheese
Kramburger: *Loads crossbow* House's Haunted
LoadingReadyRun: Cheese ghosts are the worst
Sarah_Serinde: Look even ghosts want a nice snack now and then
DiscordianTokkan: Ghosts WANT cheese; don't need cheese
InkyGhoast: You don't know wha ghosts want!
Getter404: > Package delivered, left with talking bird.
hexy_lexy: @Sarah_Serinde then why havent i been contacted by any ghosts :p
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Sometimes there's no accounting for taste
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LoadingReadyRun: technically the bird wasn't speaking Common, I think Ootemir was speaking Raven
Nigouki: We must have Lord Brantifax' Yelp review
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
hexy_lexy: LUL OOPS
HundreydAundre: & what if we don't!?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: He's waiting to become the Kase Kaiser? lrrBEEJ
pharmdandy: good accent
Getter404: uh oh
Snowcookies: muted?
hexy_lexy: uh oh, is andy muted?
chaostreader: Andy might be muted.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah he definitely is
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I think Andy's muted
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: yes
JadedCynic: beware OF evil, or beware TO evil?
JadedCynic: ALL the serifs
KeytarCat: Evil: Beware v. Evil, Beware
Juliamon: Evil beware, you're in for a scare
KaleidoscopeMind: or Evil Beware, an (un)fortunate NPC name
Sarah_Serinde: KaleidoscopeMind From a James Bond story or a Kojima game :P
JadedCynic: some QUALITY architecture
Dog_of_Myth: @Sarah_Serinde Both.
Sarah_Serinde: Dog_of_Myth Good point
hexy_lexy: @Sarah_Serinde its the name of my next Lawful Good Paladin :p
JadedCynic: "But which came first?" "...seriously, does it even matter?" "good point, neither way would make it any better..."
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Perfect
Sarah_Serinde: A menacing aura
JadedCynic: @hexy_lexy sounds good; I approve SeemsGood
JadedCynic: it's delicious, but 'mudande'
RandomTrivia: D'aww
vellebastet: sykHeart sykHeart
hexy_lexy: terry plz LUL
EldarLuin: "The secret ingredient is.... Love?! Who's been messing with this machine?!"
InkyGhoast: do you think the azorious have limits and definition of love
hexy_lexy: @InkyGhoast 100%
JadedCynic: no lie, the FDA *will* come down on you for that sort of frivolity. lrrAWW
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like detect magic next to high level D&D characters is like trying to look at stars during the daytime :p
nar63: KEKW
bpcl: omg this series is so good
kusinohki: hearth is where the home is?
RandomTrivia: You know what they say about kitchens: "Home is where the hearth is"
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun *cast* "Ahhhh! wait...refocus...turn down the gain....whew, now it's only so bright I can make out the room through my eyelids..."
RandomTrivia: kusinohki #DriftCompatible
JadedCynic: they have a roughshod cart - serious work wagon, not for passengers
JadedCynic: the sort of thing Clydesales would draw
LoadingReadyRun: Everyone has to put their magic items in a lead box before casting detect magic
JadedCynic: the brand name of the cart is "Ford" because the axles are so high it can be expected to ford deep rivers with ease B)
chaostreader: @jadedcynic Ram carts clearly have rams on the front.
JadedCynic: wait, that's a whole wheel of Emmentaler?!? *drools*
LoadingReadyRun: OoooOOoOoOOOOOooooo.....oh hey! Cheese!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: @chaostreader goat's skull projecting out from the stock the horses are hitched to
DiscordianTokkan: My Soul... Must Rest... Hey! Beer and cheese!
saucemaster5000: I thought ghosts like ghoulda
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Andy) [now] How do we make this ghost restful enough to eat cheese?
LRRbot: New quote #7622: "How do we make this ghost restful enough to eat cheese?" —Andy [2021-05-31]
saucemaster5000: I'll see myself out
LoadingReadyRun: I 've never seen a Goat Ghost, so whatever Ootemir is doing must work
Sarah_Serinde: Very good point, Paul
Getter404: New plan, torch the place. No more house, no more *haunted* house.
EldarLuin: Just haunted ruins....
Sarah_Serinde: Gosh, Terry's so confident now gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Terry
JadedCynic: emmantal and beer...that'd be nice
JadedCynic: and I don't even like beer
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: Terry lrrHEART lrrHEART
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun what about that time at road quest? :p
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Sarah_Serinde: Yup perfect :D
vellebastet: sykAds
BlueMagnusStormCrow: If you rearrange the letters. There is a me in team.
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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JadedCynic: "....I like this plan, I'm a fan of this plan, and proud to be part of it!" (that's not an exact quote...I can feel it :( )
hexy_lexy: @BlueMagnusStormCrow there is no i in team, but there is in win :p
josh___something: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:31.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Do not Beej into the pit lane.
ContingentCat: ok LRRbot I won't
RandomTrivia: Or the Shaun of the Dead version: "There's no I in team, but there is an I in pie. There's an I in meat pie, meat is an anagram of team... *trails off*"
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic :D
hexy_lexy: @JadedCynic perfect
JadedCynic: if you think about it, it makes perfect sense
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic That is absolutely brilliant
JadedCynic: now whether there *SHOULD* be an 'I' in 'team', I'm not so sure, this might be counterproductive to said team
JadedCynic: but if you look, there and you find an 'i', THIS IS where it WILL be :D
djalternative: I remember my hockey coach telling me that joke when I was like 8
vellebastet: Whoo!!
hexy_lexy: woot!!!
JadedCynic: @djalternative did he also explain why you shouldn't make assumptions?
djalternative: No. That wasn't really in his purview.
djalternative: I learned that one in 7th grade english
JadedCynic: often hunters would use dogs to chase prey animals...
JadedCynic: "Bad News Bears" implied it to me, and I made the connection
JadedCynic: belief in the unseeable
RandomTrivia: That was the MLP/Cells at Work crossover "Microbiology is Magic"
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
djalternative: I don't believe I was allowed to watch it when it came out. My parents were very literal with movie ratings
EldarLuin: Is Terry going to end the adventure with a giant wheel of cheese?
Sarah_Serinde: We're delivering their soul
JadedCynic: sideboard
RandomTrivia: Aha! A secret passage to the billiard room!
KeytarCat: I've legit gotten lost in rich people houses because of those weird stairways
RandomTrivia: Ah crap, this session is a horror game
EldarLuin: We've entered... and we have just broke...
lochnessseammonster: bonus let's nope!
LoadingReadyRun: ignore that secret passage that just disappeared...
KeytarCat: The hummel company has a waiver absolving them of culpability for property damage incurred in the acquisition of a signature
RandomTrivia: CORI YES
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: CORI YES
JadedCynic: Oh! They said our name!
DiscordianTokkan: Wayne's Cotting, Dude
ContingentCat: shopping for a house? but I'm a millenial
JadedCynic: Wainscotting - panelling that comes up 1/2 up the wall - stops around the height of a wingback chair...
LoadingReadyRun: A bear writing desk?
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat yuuuup
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun it doesn't have a chair, but a large, sturdy chaise longue
EldarLuin: lol
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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RandomTrivia: #DriftCompatible
Snowcookies: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, when the Cheddarman Comes, to bring us sugar and cheese and rum
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia katesLol
JadedCynic: "but he wouldn't WRITE 'cough-cough'" "...maybe he was dictting?"
circusofkirkus: it's not that at all katesLol
EldarLuin: Bedknobs to Broomsticks [closet]?
PharaohBender27: Oh no! Poor Ulrich
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: that's fair - 'the devil in the details' this is an important quest
LoadingReadyRun: all hearths must be stuffed with cheese
Sethalidos: wait I just got here, is that a cheese wielding Barbarian in Lederhosen?
PharaohBender27: @Sethalidos Cheese mace, and yes
Sethalidos: Alright we're getting into Old Man Henderson territory
KeytarCat: Hearth is a fireplace, more or less. Comes from Heart, because it's the core, or "heart", of the room. Source: A chef auntie told me
KeytarCat: *baker auntie
LoadingReadyRun: isn't the hearth the raised area in front of the fireplace?
FerociousPeach: "Can you animate this hand to sign for the delivery?"
xantos69: CHEER50
DiscordianTokkan: Alchemical PPE is IMPORTANT
vellebastet: Blasphemy
KeytarCat: @LoadingReadyRun That makes a lot of sense, huh
DarkMorford: Oscar Meyer flask?
LoadingReadyRun: death by happy dog wagging
KeytarCat: I think I never actually knew that explicitly until now
JadedCynic: amateur alchemy engaged by an avid hunter and dog-owner...
LoadingReadyRun: not a bad way to go
Snowcookies: poor doggo
JadedCynic: hunting hounds
RandomTrivia: !fart
LRRbot: Blowin' the O-ring oboe!
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkFart
JadedCynic: comedy of errors - I guess at best everyone would be fleeing the tower...
InkyGhoast: tréasure
ContingentCat: """""dog""""
RandomTrivia: That "Dog Thing" has a name, you know :D
josh___something: oh dear god, what is that not-dog
PharaohBender27: @josh___something A sort of guardian that Minty made
JadedCynic: @josh___something a construct 'homunculus' of Minty - the artificer...
josh___something: Why does it have gogo gadget limb extenders
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, I see Nelson follows my own school of DMing "It's labelled, it's fine"
Sarah_Serinde: #BlameMatt
GDwarf: @josh___something So it can hold things
josh___something: D:
LoadingReadyRun: The potion is labeled "mind reading" unfortunately you need a potion of reading to know that
PharaohBender27: @josh___something And so it can run!
ContingentCat: @josh___somethig why not?
GDwarf: @josh___something It hands out his business cards with them
JadedCynic: how many limbs?
JadedCynic: oh wow, someone's got crows outside :\
JadedCynic: not ominous
RandomTrivia: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
RandomTrivia: Huzzah!
vellebastet: @randomtrivia Nice!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Knock just works but it makes a LOUD
Zappeljakob: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
vellebastet: @zappeljakob Oh no!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
KeytarCat: In synch over call, I'm impressed
RandomTrivia: HAH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: "It belongs in a library!"
JadedCynic: heluthe
JadedCynic: he luthe
JadedCynic: oooo...
JadedCynic: unsettled issues
JadedCynic: mom preferred to be in 'civilization' with polite society, not out in 'the boonies'
LoadingReadyRun: "Let's go somewhere safe, like Baldur's Gate" --a dead person
JadedCynic: he BETTER be dead by now....or something went Baaaad
JadedCynic: where WOULD you keep the kids
JadedCynic: it's not an 'attic' - it's a 'loft' :D
Getter404: Of course it's in the attic, that's where you keep all the Old Porcelain Dolls and Ominous Music Boxes!
LoadingReadyRun: "penthouse suite"
lirazel64: Dude, the attic is a highly traditional place for nurseries.
beesnees43: fish chillin
JadedCynic: oh leeches? like the material compoent for poison negation spells? Kappa
EldarLuin: Dorian Grey?
JadedCynic: all the paintings were done by the same artist, who used the same size canvas
Sarah_Serinde: Terry pls
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
josh___something: XD
JadedCynic: Terry Fizzlewit, exemplar of "the reluctant hero" :D
Snowcookies: Dig up the bodies, like normal ppl do
ContingentCat: the kind of dog you get a painting with you definitly give a prope grave
PMAvers: Time to rub all the things on the things! Let's get monkey wrench in here.
LoadingReadyRun: Chekov's Shovel
LoadingReadyRun: We're into adventure game territory now
DarkMorford: Yeah, this is starting to feel very King's Quest
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun still seems like most horror games I've played
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: which is basicallly a sub-set of adventure games
JadedCynic: <3
Snowcookies: love it
ContingentCat: katesLol yess
FerociousPeach: well done
JadedCynic: "I'm not going to get anything useful out of doing that"
KeytarCat: I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do that.
circusofkirkus: Pearl's lending a hand, or 4
LoadingReadyRun: Monkey Island *did* have fair amount of grave digging
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun as does Betrayal at Krondor
LoadingReadyRun: bury the cheese with the bodies?
Sibwow: isnt minty an expert at cracking open cold ones?
KeytarCat: @LoadingReadyRun It's my cheese. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
josh___something: "Cheese"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGREED "Bury me with my cheese"
PMAvers: Ghost farts!
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun sykLaugh
PMAvers: Minty, you explode.
LoadingReadyRun: I am at peace...and also a little hungry. Anyone got some cheese?
Snowcookies: lol
Sarah_Serinde: (For 10 days) Kappa
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: <3
Snowcookies: Good cheese
JadedCynic: closure
saucemaster5000: ghosts do give me the chevres
JadedCynic: now THAT is a good dairy! SeemsGood
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Matt Griffiths and Nelson) [now] 'Don't make it weird, dude!' 'You're 3 hours too late on that one.'
LRRbot: New quote #7623: "'Don't make it weird, dude!' 'You're 3 hours too late on that one.'" —Matt Griffiths and Nelson [2021-05-31]
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh MATT
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
EldarLuin: 14+
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 you should really be stout about it; they're really nothing to feta bout
LoadingReadyRun: good news! I don't have to piss on you!
Sarah_Serinde: A small favour
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
josh___something: You burn pearl XD
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
vellebastet: NO PEARL IS AMAZING
saucemaster5000: I'm just scared of meunsters....
Sarah_Serinde: Terry helped this Candlekeep patron find what he was looking for, so he'll definitely be passed over for that promotion again. Maybe in favour of Pearl.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Ootemir :D
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde don't give Randall the idea ;)
JadedCynic: awwww
PharaohBender27: uni600
vellebastet: That was such a great adventure.
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic He wouldn't remember who I was talking about anyway :p
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josh___something: The ghost took 2? D:<
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
lochnessseammonster: thank you! was lots of fun :)
vellebastet: All of you are wonderful!
circusofkirkus: great job nelly!
vellebastet: Great job! lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: great time!
JadedCynic: that was fun!
Sarah_Serinde: The cheese was a valuable addition
JadedCynic: Touche, Nelly <3
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
vellebastet: Oh! Twist
RandomTrivia: D'aww
vellebastet: @jadedcynic OMG Please doooo
ContingentCat: it's a very short sentence, but still
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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NotCainNorAbel: a dozen, that isn't enough for all of the kids
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2525 patrons for a total of $18,408.45 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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vellebastet: Talking Sim lrrHEART
vellebastet: Cat earsa
JadedCynic: @NotCainNorAbel cut most unto portions - better everyone gets SOME than some get all and some get none
vellebastet: *Cat ears!
josh___something: The mold was hard
NotCainNorAbel: @JadedCynic I was thinking tossing them down a hill and letting them run for them.
NotCainNorAbel: small cheese rounds for small kids
JadedCynic: @NotCainNorAbel roll down the stairs since their babybels!
PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Gee, I wonder what gave you that idea? ;)
NotCainNorAbel: the stairs!!! great idea
JadedCynic: Beej is mid-chapter 3
RandomTrivia: PPR HYPE
JadedCynic: WOO PPR ysbrydHype
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of Hygge!
RandomTrivia: Hygge
RandomTrivia: Sword of cosy
saucemaster5000: it's for roasting marshmallows
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the fun night.
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Snowcookies: new sub!
Zappeljakob subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 38 month streak!
Zappeljakob: better now than never :D
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zappeljakob! (Today's storm count: 30)
PharaohBender27: @Zappeljakob Just under the wire! :D
FerociousPeach: thanks for the great show everyone!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream!
Sarah_Serinde: But they're very good and you should watch them if you haven't :)
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Dale!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
EldarLuin: Tell Dale!
DarkMorford: Whoo!
josh___something: Dale! :D
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! Another absolute blast! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Snowcookies: yay Dale!
JadedCynic: variety is the spice of life :)
EldarLuin: Bai!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: I suspect Andy will be the one constant for this whole campaign :D
JadedCynic: andy is our anchor <3
JadedCynic: o/
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: baiiiii
vellebastet: Byeeee
Snowcookies: andy is the main character
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
Snowcookies: Night knight
RandomTrivia: We can always take more of the Andy/Dale chaotic energy
JadedCynic: andy is the...'pivotal protagonist'
MostCallMe__Tim: Is Jacob gonna play?
Snowcookies: We don't know
JadedCynic: oh man, Dale DMing with cam, andy and jacob? <3
Snowcookies: Paul playing while running tech /j
ContingentCat: ooooo
JadedCynic: @MostCallMe__Tim I dunno, he seems busy as of late...
JadedCynic: but just thinking of the interactions dale had cori, andy and jacob with that ebberon adventure and that was GOOOOLD
PharaohBender27: I suspect if we see Jacob on Dice Friends again in the near-ish to middle future it will be him running another VtM campaign
JadedCynic: Yeah, he has been muttering that he should get back to that...
JadedCynic: more... lack of any beverages
PharaohBender27: Dangit, lrrPAUL !
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
Manae: That just stares in to your soul
JadedCynic: heya Pearl! *pets*
RomanGoro: Of course
62MGcobra: lrrHERE
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Juliamon: jlrrNo
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Pearl!
ContingentCat: oh god Pearl
RomanGoro: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
JadedCynic: @Manae I didn't know my soul was in two different places?
CaptainSpam: AAAAAHH
PharaohBender27: Oh, it's *every* form of Pearl!
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
JadedCynic: it walks
EldarLuin: IT LIVES
Snowcookies: oh dear
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: "Beware the LRRmoor, when the construct walks abroad..."
Sarah_Serinde: Paul.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ContingentCat: can't wait to see what Pearl will become next week
Fruan: I would die for Pearl. Wait, no I wrote that wrong - I want to kill Pearl.
Snowcookies: Paul please
DiscordianTokkan: m-m-m-mMULTI PEARL
RomanGoro: Oh no
JadedCynic: "Now there's TWO of them; this is getting out of hand!" :D
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Pearl might not be back next week, Minty finally got what he was looking for from Candlekeep
RomanGoro: I'm experiencing fear
ContingentCat: g'night Paul lrHEART
djalternative: night all
Snowcookies: This is too long to put into one clip
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde probably for the best
Sarah_Serinde: Snowcookies Only really need the first 4 words there :P
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde Minty TRIED to gift Pearl to Terry...I dunno how that's gonna turn out tho...
Snowcookies: This belongs in the highlight reel!
JadedCynic: thanks Paul <3
Snowcookies: night Paul
JadedCynic: thanks for the good company folks! have a great night!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh by the way, thanks to everyone making clips lrrHEART
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Pearl with the long legs is technically a different creature then the previous Pearl. Pearl v1 was a homunculus, Pearl v2 is a construct. Minty never said he disassembled Pearl v1...
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
Juliamon: Did he skin a SECOND dog?
JadedCynic: welp, at least that won't make my idle mind think about clouds of crows/ravens...gee. THANKS. lrrFRUMP
JadedCynic feels inexplicably oily now
LoadingReadyRun: that or Pearl v1 is just walking around with no skin. THe dog skin was just a covering, anyway
JadedCynic: @Juliamon twelve kids - given the timeframe there, it's entirely possible they've had more than one dog over there years
Sarah_Serinde: Honestly can't decide if that's more creepy or just a straight improvement LoadingReadyRun
LoadingReadyRun: depends on what the dog skin was covering, I guess....
JadedCynic: it's worse - it raises more questions and compels the mind to dwell on the topic. lrrFRUMP
JadedCynic: yeah. Just not goin' to sleep tonight. Can't happen.
Sarah_Serinde: You know, it's times like these that I really miss Kate's NOPE emote
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah...
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like artificers spend a lot of time saying "don't even worry about it"
JadedCynic: I'm gonna be staring at the ceiling mulling over the vague details...
Juliamon: If anyone else listens to Brute Force, at least Pearl isn't a Frankie.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun yeah, that's true...and sadly I'm the sort of person to subconsciously worry MORE when someone says that, even if there ISN'T anything to worry about...
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Less pork, for one. (Heck yeah, Brute Force! I need to catch up on that again)
Juliamon: WOO more Brute Force fans in the wild!
DiscordianTokkan: I'm a Slabber Geekly, it'd be weird if I DIDN'T know Brute Force, ahah
Juliamon: I sometimes wonder if I'm the only person on the internet who didn't get into BF/SAYER via Geekly
DiscordianTokkan: SAYER is a force unto itself, so I can see people finding Brute Force via "Hey what else does Adam Bash do"
Juliamon: yeah, Brute Force was my "I'm caught up on TAZ and SAYER is between seasons, guess I should look into this"
DiscordianTokkan: Frig I miss doing things with people. I took part in a SAYER mini-LARP duing a Geeklycon in 2017. It was rad. Even WITH the AC not working and it being the middle of summer in St. Louis
DiscordianTokkan: Adam called me a perfect agent of chaos, it was rad
Juliamon: Living the dream there