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beowuuf: I managed to fall asleep at the tail end of two streams yesterday. Can I break the streak, or will it be the rule of threes?
Juliamon: I'll snooze for you. Had a nice stress cry a lil bit ago and need to rest my eyes and skull.
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Juliamon: lol, it's fine!
kusinohki: @Juliamon sorry to hear that. hope things get better
Juliamon: We live in stressful times, it happens.
beowuuf: We'll try not to be too in need of modding and keep the typing noise down!
Juliamon: I need to get some sleep for Beejtrayal tonight anyway
kusinohki: re:falling asleep watching streams - it would be easier for me to count the stuff I stay awake through anymore
djalternative: hola chat. got late lunch just in time
beowuuf: sergeHi
beowuuf: streams are restful, rest of life is less so right now, so sleep
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beowuuf: ooh, bgc i don't recognise
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
beowuuf: I'm assuming by the name it's RQ but don't recognise the track
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Juliamon: Game hasn't updated, still says Wandersong
corianderd: then I guess we gotta play wandersong
beowuuf: that wouldn't be the worst thing :p
beowuuf: thought still enjoying control, since don't have to actively play the combat
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beowuuf: o7
kusinohki: talking sim about how wandersong is or is not a rythem game?
10of9: benginO7
corianderd: is simon says a rhythm game?
Juliamon: I wouldn't object to Wandersong showing up here eventually. It has a refreshing self-awareness of its core concept.
beowuuf: is simon says a rhythmn game? what if it makes the funny tone noises?
corianderd: wait the thing is just called Simon, right?
beowuuf: wow, cori beat me to the question, cause i typed more words. My one weakness
kusinohki: a lot of rhythm games are simon says, but to music
beowuuf: maybe a UK thing to call it simons says
beowuuf: even if just colours
beowuuf: hey cameron!
TehAmelie: ahoy
DoodlestheGreat: There's a distinction.
beowuuf: urea in blood was the less successful slayer song
Juliamon: Pee is stored in the blood vessels
kusinohki: isn't that like 90F ?
beowuuf: enjoying control then playing control
TehAmelie: 12°C here and huge snow banks still on the ground
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did we beat the Mold?
beowuuf: the mold was beaten, no thanks to the ground
ContingentCat: a pretty nice 23c here
TheMerricat: @Laserbeaks_Fury after a lot of cheese, yes
djalternative: Cam was victorious over Mold-1
Kaorti: oh good, glad the mold is beaten
SachielOne: Blast Radius does have exactly one good use: Fighting the camera.
Mai_Andra: katesGift
Kaorti: stacking blast radius twice is a bold choice
TheMerricat: Double blast radius upgrades? LOL Will you actually be able to shoot far enough to be outside the explosions? :P
beowuuf: traffic light is fun
kusinohki: I also like the traffic light
beowuuf: @TheMerricat game goes red, cameron dies out of nowhere, about the same as normal load-out :p
empyreon: I like traffic lights / no matter where they've been
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
beowuuf: sergeHi
RandomTrivia: I'm still moderately disappointed that the cat ears don't twitch like the gif in the tweet
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tbonehavoc: I love this game so much. Can I hope its been as magically weird for you as it was for me.
beowuuf: ooh, things are afoot in the moonbase...
tbonehavoc: *Cam, not Can. autocorrect
kusinohki: fly ability based promotions in the FBC
RandomTrivia: LUL
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dabudder: Hello Cam! I liked your ponytail in the recent card reveal :)
ContingentCat: and we'd hate to not be realistic in this game where we can fly
dabudder: is... Is your character wearing cat ears?
tbonehavoc: They made the launch power and just figured everyone would forget the Gunplay
TheMerricat: Yes, yes they are @dabudder
ContingentCat: @dabudder yup!
RandomTrivia: dabudder We spent AGES getting them
dabudder: I-- ok yeah im here for this
RandomTrivia: And it was worth every second
TehAmelie: the hardest won cat ears in history
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dabudder: Every time I look at this game it gets stranger
beowuuf: hey raiders
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: well, not *every* second, the balls were a pain
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RandomTrivia: Hello Plaid Poss!
Two_Hats: o/ hello Cam!
RandomTrivia: *posse
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BounderTree: benginRaid
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beowuuf: @dabudder the game itself may be an AWE
Two_Hats: are those cat ears?
RandomTrivia: they are indeed, Two_Hats
beowuuf: those are cat ears
TheMerricat: @Two_Hats Yes, yes they are.
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SK__Ren: Looking at our missions, are we running the SCP foundation?
dabudder: @dabudder Isn't this just criptid hunter 2021
on_and_awful: a traffic light? how could this possibly work? lol
andy1503: so i have missed a bit since i last watched this stream and i have a very large number of questions
cmdrud87: you're trafficking wrong
RandomTrivia: "Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal, Sauron knows your license plate and stares into your soul"
beowuuf: @dabudder lol, there's more to the strangeness than criptids, there's cat ears and mold and traffic lights :)
kusinohki: so I always ask - which came first do you think? the mini-game and they matched it with the item or they thought of the item then came up with this mini game?
tbonehavoc: @andy1503 I doubt the game has provided those answers, but feel free to ask
noSmokeFire: always speed to beat the red. just like real traffic
dabudder: Cam getting greedy
beowuuf: @kusinohki i like to think the idea of the whole game came from the development team encountering this item IRL
Jgirl13245: red light green light?
andy1503: i think mostly im on the cat ears im just curious how we got them
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, I guess no movement at ALL during red light? Dang
beowuuf: @andy1503 there's a long easter egg hunt aroudn the foundation dlc to get them
TheMerricat: @andy1503 we had to collect all the lucky cats then they invited us to their secret lucky cat stronghold where the ears were presented to us
tbonehavoc: A long series of Mani Neko hunts in the Foundation dlc
tbonehavoc: The merry-cat provides
andy1503: honestly that answer makes a lot more sense than i thought it would
beowuuf: huh
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kusinohki: we call it the "escher room"
RandomTrivia: Why did they let Escher design a room in this building?!
beowuuf: we thoguht two competing weirdnessess might even out
tbonehavoc: The oldest house has been blessed by the lucky cats and conferred its favor unto Jesse by giving her the holy cat ears
tbonehavoc: Its not that they let Escher design it. The house just changed it because it wanted to
tbonehavoc: I say this mostly because the brutalist architecture is broken up by spiraling blocky escher-scapes as the house chooses
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kusinohki: why did cam say that?
beowuuf: letters is more interesting
TehAmelie: something something thread necromancy
RandomTrivia: *boop*
offbeatwitch: got some time on our hands I see
beowuuf: maybe *to* interesting :p
tbonehavoc: Dead letters is possibly my favorite area in any game.
tbonehavoc: The reading there is just so weird
beowuuf: @offbeatwitch belated boo :p
Foxmar320: Hello Cameron, Cori, chat
djalternative: If we're looking to start the AWE DLC today, we start by going to the executive elevator
beowuuf: sergeHi
TheMerricat: I have the second problem too Cori, it's like my body keeps forgetting about how wide I am.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clearly, your house is shifting
RandomTrivia: Hey there Foxmar
RandomTrivia: Oh god I feel the door thing though
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm sure Cori felt it too
RandomTrivia: I've lived in the same flat my entire life and I still regularly crack my elbows on door frames that haven't moved in almost 30 years
Foxmar320: wow
TheAinMAP: benginRip
RandomTrivia: Uh
Foxmar320: Game being very aggro
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCoolgame
TheMerricat: @RandomTrivia keep trying, you'll move them eventually :P
kusinohki: I don't remember enemies spawning while doing this awe item
RandomTrivia: TheMerricat lol
RandomTrivia: *DONK*
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 only the director could pull off some ballin' ass cat ears
beowuuf: oh this enemy, the swan like thingie
TehAmelie: our punch fu is not strong D:
TehAmelie: come to think, can't we afford a stat respec at this point? it we want
Foxmar320: Letter's gotta go fast
kusinohki: express mail, you could say
ArkhamArchivist: Now, how deeply and emotionally impactful is this "Moving Letter"?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gamer never look up
Laserbeaks_Fury: The letters are up in Dead Letters
RandomTrivia: If air pressure is considered, calculate P(neumatics) lrrBEEJ
SachielOne: Dead Letters has way more Up than you think
cmdrud87: I would laugh so hard if she had just bonked her head on the concrete beam
beowuuf: @ArkhamArchivist if you can't catch them, very emotionally impactful, with the emotion being frustration
RandomTrivia: If it's moving quickly, it will be very impactful, even if its mass is low lrrBEEJ
Creideiki_SE: If it's moving quickly enough, its mass will no longer be low.
ContingentCat: this feels like trying to catch my cat
RandomTrivia: Heh
ContingentCat: katesLol
blip2004: pretty sure he only cares for his cat, but he loves that cat
RandomTrivia: If I learned anything from the Farfetch'd in Ilex Forest, it's that we need to corner it somehow
RandomTrivia: LUL
SachielOne: Pick a spot and wait at it
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
TheMerricat: I feel like Langston is like one of those people I've met in real life where my sympathy lasts only as long as I'm not around them.
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TehAmelie: do we actually get to read these amazing letters?
Foxmar320: I love Langston in the AWE DLC.
Foxmar320: It's just so good
Foxmar320: In the DLC just let him talk it's amazing
Foxmar320: lol
iris_of_ether: NO
iris_of_ether: NO NO NO
ContingentCat: oh nooo
LordZarano: jlrrNo
Stormthius: Please this is literally one of my worst nightmares
TehAmelie: did you hear that about how L Ron Hubbard got discharged from the military?
beowuuf: why must you weave this nightmarish reality?
RandomTrivia: benginDab
toenolla: I just tuned in, are they talking about James?
TehAmelie: he wouldn't stop rubbing his eyes with poop hands and getting pink eye
beowuuf: lol, no, langstane who we're about to return to
beowuuf: eeew
RandomTrivia: oh dear
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie lrrWOW
gayghostprince: hello cam! I found an audiobook/ebook app through the library and I've been reading again. it's been very peaceful. how's control?
Sogheim: I actually worked with a guy who would eat fried chicken in the restroom, there's nothing about this that isn't true
RandomTrivia: CORI NO
Foxmar320: lol
beowuuf: counterpoint: i'm good
TehAmelie: why would you open that bathroom door
Foxmar320: Subscribe to Chicken facts
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
RandomTrivia: Cori: "We're the director, they can't stop us" Control: "Excuse you?"
Foxmar320: LOL
RandomTrivia: Yikes
Sogheim: Cori, four piece from a grocery store deli and a six pack of beer on the clock, not even on lunch.
TheMerricat: Please don't bring food into the poop rooms. Please.
Stormthius: Nothin' good I'm sure
Sogheim: how do I know this? well, there were some things that happened and that's where he was arrested.
beowuuf: LOL
RandomTrivia: Oh god
RandomTrivia: Oh no
juneblue58: XD
DiscordianTokkan: Why
RandomTrivia: Cam pls
TehAmelie: a complete hot dog, with a bun drenched in pork water
juneblue58: I'm trying to eat here. XD
Foxmar320: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Foxmar320: Hot dog water to be specific
Zaghrog: just a couple... more of these quests
saucemaster5000: he wished too hard to be an oscar meyer weiner
TheMerricat: See chat, we are just a few seconds into talking to him and I already want Jesse to yeet him.
Foxmar320: Not even the hog dog
TehAmelie: the thermos hot dog habit is how he got the scar on his lip
Foxmar320: The water
Alness49: He is in fact a hot dog in a suit, and no-one want to be the first to question it.
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
Styxseus: Aaarhg! xD
SachielOne: At that point, I think the FBC would throw Langston in a containment cell
iris_of_ether: It! Got! Worse! It! Got! Worse!
RandomTrivia: Somehow!
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
tbonehavoc: Absolutely yes.
TheMerricat: OK Cameron, at first we were just dunking on Langston, but now you've attacked us too!. Leave my memories of fresh bread alone!
NotCainNorAbel: he still calls her Mommy
tbonehavoc: He's thst guy
ContingentCat: oh god
Alness49: "Did the mailman deliver the dakimakura? The Daki-, the pillow mother, did they bring the- What do you mean the Dog got it, Mother?"
beowuuf: @TheMerricat first the cameron came for the langstons, and we said nothing...
TehAmelie: hmm what is the difference between dunking, ripping on and roasting someone?
Foxmar320: I know a guy like that
iris_of_ether: Okay, but I actually know at least 2 people who were on Jeopardy, and they're cool :)
toenolla: Langston looks like a guy I once heard yelling at Amazon support how Kindle books were an infringement of his civil rights.
TheMerricat: Dunking is a single act, ripping is continuing the act, and roasting is doing it because they are your friend and deserve t.
TheMerricat: it.
Sogheim: Langston offers to pick you up a drink on his way back to the office. you decline. last time you found chapstick marks along the rim.
ArkhamArchivist: He keeps a copy of what he says is the Bill of Rights
beowuuf: roasting someone feels like a long, deliberate assault, ripping and dunking feel closer but i guess dunking feels like gettinf something over on someone for something, while ripping on them feels like attack them for a mistake
Angnor33: A laminated copy.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, he's TOTALLY an anti-masker
Foxmar320: It's laminated
shendaras: Langston is a sov citizen?
ContingentCat: he definitly practices what he'd say though
TheThromborax: wtf cat ears?
iris_of_ether: Our deep Langston Maybe Sov Cit lore
TheThromborax: I did not know that was in this game
Alness49: He keeps a chequebook, and dilligently fills out the stubs. In 2021
BlindProphet32: I feel if langstrom kept a copy on it, it was used as a napkin at somepoint by accident
djalternative: As a government employee, I'm willing to bet he was given a copy of the constitution on his first day
Foxmar320: Yep cat ears are in the first DLC
ludusprime: he gives me minimum effort vibes
Styxseus: Maybe thats just how he is outside of the workplace, you know, his "secret cool side"
ContingentCat: @TheThromborax dlc
TheMerricat: I don't know that Langston gives enough of a crap to do the Bill of Rights shit. But Cori's thing is totally him
saucemaster5000: roasting dunking and dumping is exactly what I do to hot dogs in that order
TehAmelie: a copy of the constitution, with creases and poo stains from when he has to show people what he thinks of it
InkyGhoast: yeah we tend to get one every Constitution day
beowuuf: @TheThromborax it's pretty obscure and hard to get easter egg endeavor reward
TheThromborax: Federal Employees are tattooed with a copy of the constitution @LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie: wait now i'm thinking of the Harold & Kumar villain
CaptainSpam: Somebody was not kind.
ContingentCat: is noone kind
djalternative: not all federal employees but if you're working in an agency like the FBC I'd expect it.
InkyGhoast: A made up holiday and i assume irony
TheThromborax: the day they signed the Constitution
Foxmar320: Yeah we should have seen this one
Alephred: Oh, I am not looking forward to something called 'the Mannequin'
RandomTrivia: *Tim Mcinnerny twitches*
CaptainSpam: Jesse, seriously, lay off the coffee. Stop twitching like that.
djalternative: yeah. we've seen this.
Sogheim: ok this they rewind but not the vhs
NotCainNorAbel: it is sort of like all of the other days we pretend to care about by making them "On X Day of the year it is hereby known as Y Day. No get back to work and stop thinking you are in control'
TheThromborax: I want a sequel that's just the inter-agency discourse between the FBC and their counterparts in Europe
Foxmar320: Yeah super creepy
Foxmar320: Coffee Soap!
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ArkhamArchivist: That's a Laundromat/Coffee Shop
RandomTrivia: Coffee Soap would be fine, Soap Coffee is something VERY different
TheThromborax: woot!
inks_muse: Coffee coffee soap, coffee soap, coffee soap. Or something.
TheThromborax: Did they defeat the anchor?
Alness49: Coffee Soap sounds like the kind of cafe where they try to be quirky, and they're insufferably so.
tbonehavoc: Ooooh! Subs! Grats yall!
DeM0nFiRe: Oh shoot Coffee Soap is actually also the cafe from seinfeld (or modelled after it or whatever)
TheThromborax: I stopped playing on the Anchor
DeM0nFiRe: I thought it looked familiar so I just looked it up
TheMerricat: It's really interesting to me that right next to the room where Darling is talking about how they can't find us, is the room that proves the FBC has been watching us forever. Trench really did cut Darling out of the loop once the Hiss got in his ear.
SachielOne: Can we get Bengineering in here for this? No reason
ArkhamArchivist: it was pretty long
niccus: the cruller
TheMerricat: Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim lit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been.
TheThromborax: @SachielOne I would pay extra for Ben to watch Threshold Kids
Foxmar320: "Safe"
Sogheim: no one warned me about Annihilation. no one warned me about the bear.
TheThromborax: oh this is a fun one
Foxmar320: Approach it like you would as a Titan
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Oh hey it's the 5D hypercube from Interstellar
Creideiki_SE: "But I'm the real one!"
juneblue58: Reminds me of all the mannequins in Fallout 4 that are in positions which couldn't possibly have been set-up by people.
TheThromborax: This is one of those sections where Fulstrum Culling is out to kill you
TehAmelie: and they have names!
tbonehavoc: I got super lucky in my playthrough here. It was like right in front of me.
beowuuf: @TheThromborax anchor was defeated
tbonehavoc: @juneblue58 The teddybears always tickled me
Sogheim: I tried reading VanderMeer. I started with Dead Astronauts. I do not understand his writing. there's so much prose as poetry I don't understand any of it.
TheThromborax: @beowuuf I'm genuinely impressed. Did they struggle with it, or is that just me?
TehAmelie: man i have to finish reading Southern Reach. or start over. that sounds fun
Laserbeaks_Fury: It'll be the one you can interact with
Sogheim: at least they don't all turn to look at you
niccus: this is the power of RTX
IejirIsk_: is it weird the slanty floor bothers me more than the dressing dolls?
TheThromborax: Buff Sheeba
RandomTrivia: Awwww
beowuuf: @TheThromborax I think there's just a technique? Paul and Cam seemed to fly around away from random enemies, and picked the moments to throw stuff at the anchor from a diagonal side before it shoots more clocks? Using the clocks that appear
TheThromborax: Cam or Cori, how do you pick the games for this show?
Foxmar320: I feel I should warn you about the Flamingo. It may cause some motion sickness.
atomic_fire_penguin: Getting nauseous playing games. Story of my life now
TheThromborax: @beowuuf I will have to look that up
TheThromborax: Thanks
TheMerricat: We still have ??? on the map? I'd have figured the game would have forced us to visit every room by now.
beowuuf: @TheThromborax good luck!
Creideiki_SE: @TheMerricat That's an optional sidequest.
Laserbeaks_Fury: the ??? is quest you don't get till super late in the game
truediamondback: I would be very interested to see an examination of the literary lineage from the early absurdism of The Man Who Was Thursday through the early allegorical fantasy works of C. S. Lewis and jrr Tolkien to the h.p. Lovecraft cosmic horror to the Neil Gaimen post modern fantasy to the New Weird like SCP and Control and how the themes and tropes slowly switch meaning as the world view they are contextualized in changes.
TheThromborax: @beowuuf TY
Foxmar320: Flamingo is in the same area
Laserbeaks_Fury: And you have to go talk to Pope to get it
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Flamingo is near the Cord end
saucemaster5000: @truediamondback you just put an entire library's worth of literary history in fantasy into one quesion. well done
TehAmelie: every conversation with Pope it feels like a higher difficulty roll to not have her bite your throat. . .
TheThromborax: I love the visual storytelling in this section. First you see that area back there where the clocks are marked off as though they are interesting. and then, as you go in, you see so many fucking clocks
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niccus: oh hey it's super hexagon
qteazyyy: smoky7SMOKECHAMP smoky7SMOKECHAMP
Foxmar320: Yep can't touch the waves
CAKHost: It's jello, all the way down
RandomTrivia: I see why Foxmar said that now
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TehAmelie: ooh, it shifts between four and five sides
Foxmar320: Like most things from Florida the Flamingo may cause motion sickness
TheThromborax: the visual storytelling in this game is top notch
DiscordianTokkan: Huh, sub notifier is doubled
truediamondback: It’s just that they all seem to be relatively of the same breed, but go from arguing that the world is complicated and hard to understand so we should trust God to saying that the world is complicated and hard to understand and therefor god is a lie/unsane
ludusprime: sneaky flamingo
TehAmelie: the corridor. has. four. sides.
generic_account_name: This game has basically turned this stream into Falling Simulator....
InkyGhoast: oh i didn't realize we were playing super hexagon :P
Foxmar320: Boss time!
TheThromborax: yay! This thing!
InkyGhoast: clearly former wants bullets
beowuuf: former is trying to tie power to altered items like the board tied themselves to objects of power. Like a rival gang. I think that's what are background docs say?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey look it's Florida's state bird. Specifically the plastic variety, not the flahs and blood type
TehAmelie: he seems to stand very still. maybe you can get a "full" charge shot in
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TheThromborax: Former is just upset that, by virtue of taking a form which is cognizable to the human mind - however upsetting it may be - it has failed to be eldrich horror on principle.
Foxmar320: Nice
saucemaster5000: @truediamondback that's classical to renaissance to modernism to postmodernism to now. so.. yeah, all of literary/art history
TehAmelie: i read flamingos were the basis for phoenixes
dougma: it's all the shrimp, I don't trust things that get their pigment from what they eat
beowuuf: pity our encounter with former in foundation dlc and board issues don't change this side quest. Supposed the assumption is you did it the other way around
Foxmar320: Handled that without even breaking a sweat
generic_account_name: "Cleanse and contain the rubber duck" is a very odd sentence when taken out of context.
TheMerricat: Just remember chat, by implication, the Former is what the rest of the Board looks like too.
Foxmar320: Research
iris_of_ether: I think he did try out Mechanus on his home stream, but it didn't stick
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has anyone else noticed a sound de-sync from studio streams?
saucemaster5000: er -- sorry , western literary/art history
beowuuf: if it is, it is a twitch thing that graham was fighting with on thursday / friday?
djalternative: @Laserbeaks_Fury it's a known issue
Iron_Hand_Straken: @iris_of_ether Oh alright, thanks for the info :)
generic_account_name: @Laserbeaks_Fury I have.
iris_of_ether: benginO7
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beowuuf: perfect song, perfect singing, 100% tone
dougma: Anyone else getting double sub audio?
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beowuuf: the balls contain the shark pee
accountmadeforants: And make *very* sure balls aren't touching. Unless they're your balls.
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djalternative: shock the duck-ey
RandomTrivia: Hah
Kaorti: quack
beowuuf: lol, everyone aroudn the water cooler ran out of ideas :p
accountmadeforants: "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"
amras0x00: looks contained to me
DiscordianTokkan: "Can you understand my words?" "No."
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a door behind crates across from the HRA
Alness49: He was really puzzled about what the Rubber Duck did, but as soon as she explained it all to the Duck she finally understood...
TheMerricat: So the point of us finding these is that they've broken containtment, but....
CaptainSpam: Eep. Stream audio's outta sync.
Kaorti: Darling: definitely cared about fire codes
beowuuf: rubber ducky was clearly just on a break from contsainment, and has clocked back in
Foxmar320: I managed to stack up those boxes and get up to the vent way before I was meant to
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: You can get in here without Hovering. It's just a real pain in the ass and completely not worth the effort.
beowuuf: hello mold
Foxmar320: welp
juneblue58: Now I'm thinking about this German eurodance remix of the Rubber Ducky Song I heard in high school. XD
TheThromborax: oh I remember this
Foxmar320: Boss fight Vs Duck :P
djalternative: boss music would be anamanaguchi's meow but quack
RandomTrivia: Wait, do we finally get to fight the fabled horse-sized duck? lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: Almost
Foxmar320: LOL
Foxmar320: That worked
TheThromborax: it says cleanse and contain, but it really is contain and cleanse
TheThromborax: oh good. More Langston. Always good
TheThromborax: good ol' Langston
RandomTrivia: !break
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beowuuf: see you soon sergeHi
TheMerricat: Chat I know I'm late to the party on this but if you have Netflix and are able to, the Castlevania series that they produced is AWESOME.
coliander: xD
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Shatter the salt cellar.
corianderd: i remember that salt cellar
corianderd: good times
beowuuf: PJSalt
Kaorti: @TheMerricat The Untamed is really good too
djalternative: yeah. Castelvania is great. I just need to get around to watching S4
TehAmelie: hi again
gayghostprince: hello to both of you!
gayghostprince: hope everyone is doing well
juneblue58: What the fuck...?
ArkhamArchivist: Langston wears socks *over* sandals
Kaorti: @juneblue58 They're fucking with Langston
juneblue58: XD
juneblue58: So basically the guy will just ask his boss to clean up all his messes for him.
Sogheim: I appreciate that no one talks about the cat ears.
omdorastrix: just a question... do the cat ears do anything or... just felt cute?
beowuuf: presume feel cute :)
djalternative: to be fair, that's most departments at the moment. the director has a much more hands on role during crisis
Sogheim: oh gosh, Langston used to be... average?
beowuuf: wow, a little bit of depth shown there
Kaorti: huh, that might actually have been helpful
Foxmar320: Kitty!
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
InkyGhoast: poor baby
ContingentCat: nah he just comes home to a demolished couch
iris_of_ether: Comes back and there is cat poo everywhere
djalternative: A Dark Place is the DLC start
iris_of_ether: Or is like my brother in law - goes out with a jacket reeking of cat pee because he can't smell it
Uroboros_of_Old: Hello all
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: heyo @Uroboros_of_Old
djalternative: The empty ones are Main quests, down arrows are side quests, and you figured out the busy work one.
beowuuf: side quest here did someone say?
iris_of_ether: (I have _stories_ from when we were housemates for 2 years during my college years, ha)
Kaorti: do a mindfulness session, check in with ourselves, y'know.
TehAmelie: <overly confident voice> "I'm Jesse, you're Pope"
MurphEP: "Pope, is there...anything you notice that's different about me?"
Foxmar320: Promotion!
beowuuf: pope's internal monologue is just 'don't ask about the cat ears, don't ask about the cat ears...'
wildpeaks: yay Emily is happy comFy
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Foxmar320: She does
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
3and4fifths: T E E T H
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPR
accountmadeforants: Brain too big, pushes out the teeth
Foxmar320: TEEEEEETH
omdorastrix: I'm coming into this really late - what's the deal with the hardware on their chests?
Kaorti: T E E T H
wildpeaks: if someone looks like they have the normal number of teeth, that just meean they have extra teeth elsewhere
accountmadeforants: omdorastrix Protects from the hiss
tknomncr: ablative layers of teeth
Kaorti: @omdorastrix keeps them from being taken over by the Hiss
ContingentCat: every morning you gotta count your teeth when you brush them, to make sure thee aren't extras
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You run out of teeth to brush, sometimes new teeth are needed
oldsk00lskull: left teet? or right teet?
wildpeaks: some people shed hair, some people shed teeth
TheMerricat: "Dear diary, today the Director came in wearing cat ears and told me that she was promoting me to head of research. I decided to play along... "
LegionofLashes: the cat ears tho
iris_of_ether: LRR is definitely responsible for me chanting "TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH" whenever my teeth-based magic item triggers in Gloomhaven....
wilcoxchar: the dental benefits are so good they include extra teeth for free
omdorastrix: Cat ears = +20 cuteness :D
Foxmar320: :D
beowuuf: lol
RandomTrivia: Hah
beowuuf: LOL
djalternative: We've been chanting teeth for like, 3 years now?
RandomTrivia: That was an "I resemble that remark"
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
wildpeaks: morally dubious might be the tagline of this bureau
Kaorti: T E E T H was a mine o'clock thing right?
Kaorti: James Burner?
djalternative: yes
djalternative: james burner was the response
omdorastrix: Getting REAL close to those EYES
Sethalidos: I love the seriousness while Jesse has Cat ears on\
oldsk00lskull: I hear you... duh
beowuuf: eh, everyone who really worried is dead now
MurphEP: I laughed every time there is a zoom in on the eyes. I just love the cut.
djalternative: Serge got MoC chat to do it, then James got Serge back with Burner
TehAmelie: well, sometimes the bureau does what's hard but necessary to keep the world in one piece, and sometimes it just pokes eldritch monsters with recruits after voiding their life insurance to see what happens
djalternative: The Hiss was just trying to accomplish a hostile takeover the whole time.
TheMerricat: TBF to the FBC, they essentially can print money, they probably don't void the life insurance, just bullshit the family about what happened
beowuuf: !hubris
TehAmelie: no see insurance companies could try to investigate things
Foxmar320: lol
Seagulyus: Nyah~
djalternative: we've seen the docs to prove that. Remember the one that said not to mention scissors?
RobotInProgress: Nyo~
saucemaster5000: not everyone can be michelle pfeiffer
s0lesurviv0r: clzChance
RandomTrivia: Something as small as "We should do that meow, rather than later"
iris_of_ether: Y E S
wildpeaks: comTess nyah
Wolfstrike_NL: Jesse suddenly muttering: "pspspspspsppsps"
Kaorti: nyes!!!
ContingentCat: pushing things off tables would be good
beowuuf: cuts to jesse's close up: meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meom meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow
Foxmar320: Alan Wake time
TehAmelie: ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
gayghostprince: :3
gayghostprince: ( •̀ ω •́ )
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is the alan wake one. ooooh
beowuuf: this is confusing as it's darling's voice actor, right?
Seagulyus: @TehAmelie except this insurance companies are probably run by Astral Beings :V
ArkhamArchivist: huh
djalternative: hello Alan
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW katesPls wheelerMuldr Kippa
Uroboros_of_Old: getting some alan wake vibe here
Foxmar320: Yep same VA
wildpeaks: I hope you get to play Alan Wake, very good game
ArkhamArchivist: That's mostly correct
Foxmar320: Yep sounds about right Cam
ArcOfTheConclave: like 20% less
beowuuf: next we'll explore the investigation sector
Seagulyus: he's...imagine if Stephen King got pulled into a fight between literal good and evil and anything he wrote became real
djalternative: Alan Wake is like Stephen King in the Dark Tower series. He's a character in his own stories.
beowuuf: dammit, i mean investigate the explore sector :(
omdorastrix: Not quite alone in the not quite dark (as it was described to me)
InquisitorGaia: yes
corefluxx: yes
Uroboros_of_Old: Alan Wake is VERY good
InkyGhoast: that shhhuck
gayghostprince: I used to do it at my mom's office as a kid
Foxmar320: Oh they wouldn't let the kids near them in elementary
CommiePuddin: It was my favorite job judging magic events!
gayghostprince: I liked the smell
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Chopping paper was my teacher's favourite chore to do too, tbf
tycoonbosh: I'm still confused as to how they let young children use an unprotected blade on a stick.
kumatsu: the judge kit at GPs had some HIGH QUALITY paper cutters
Kaorti: the feeling as the large blade sliced through a stack of construction paper?
TehAmelie: so, if King never stopped doing the drugs but did 20% less of them?
ArkhamArchivist: Every time the name Darling comes up I'm expecting a Tim McInnerny Eye Twitch
ArkhamArchivist: That's right, it goes in the Chair Hole
wildpeaks: chyrCube
MurphEP: Jesse, you have to stop destroying the office every time you want to go plug in the coffee maker
TehAmelie: chair, you've got in the way for the last time
RandomTrivia: @ArkhamArchivist Heh, same here :D
TehAmelie: i've come to think of control points as mostly "spots where you get a break from random encounters"
Wolfstrike_NL: The hotlines are pretty good for this dlc as well
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
wildpeaks: ethics ? *gaps*
Alness49: Reality-warping swears
Lithobraker: blank'er? I 'ardly know 'er!
wildpeaks: happy little cubes
Lithobraker: When did we get kitty ears?
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: I have very little idea what's actually happening in the plot of this game, but the cat ears please me greatly.
Uroboros_of_Old: Wait what
SK__Ren: Alan!
CAKHost: Wait a second!
Seagulyus: @Uroboros_of_Old this is a sequel to alan wake
niccus: we finally get to play phantasmagoria
TheThromborax: TWIST!
Uroboros_of_Old: like actually connecting those two games
Uroboros_of_Old: I some how missed that
wildpeaks: tbh this dlc is way more interesting after playing Alan Wake
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has it been mentioned Alan Wake has the same VA as Darling?
Kaorti: yes
RandomTrivia: Why do I feel like I just watched a rejected alternate version of the Doctor Who titles? KYK
RandomTrivia: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RandomTrivia It was reminiscent of the old who titles
Lithobraker: This reminds me of playing with the photobooth effects in computer lab
Foxmar320: Alan is having a hard time
djalternative: oh hey. I didn't notice Darling in the tv last time I went through this
wildpeaks: "don't even worry about it"
TehAmelie: hmm if you made a pocket version of the Oldest House wouldn't it just be the Tardis
Leedopo: moon- door's haunted.
wildpeaks: yeah this dlc kinda relies on knowledge from the game, not gonna make much sense on its own
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: (cock's gun) Room's haunted.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I do feel like an Alan Wake sequel is coming down the line
Foxmar320: Retcon
Foxmar320: In Alan Wake Zane is a poet
Kaorti: perhaps a question for the shouty bois
djalternative: the collectables explain enough
Foxmar320: Now he is a filmaker for some reason
Lithobraker: Wow, Vince McMan is getting really serious if he's having AEW writers disappeared Kappa
TheThromborax: AWE = Altered World Event and Alan Wake Eggplant. COINCIDENCE?
Seagulyus: he could be both foxmar :V
wildpeaks: Alan Wake Experience :D
TehAmelie: if they do it i hope this time they splurge on licences for the music that don't expire after a year
TheThromborax: more like, experience the eggplant
wildpeaks: :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a whiteboard in one of the labs that's looking at the Shoebox Zane's stuff was in as an Altered Item
TheThromborax: cigarellos?
TheThromborax: turn on the lights?
LordZarano: So the game is gaslighting us about what Zane does?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, the typewriter
Laserbeaks_Fury: I missed that
wildpeaks: hello darkness
niccus: hooray lamp gas
TheThromborax: oh he loves the dark, right? That was Alan's thing?
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Lithobraker: Devoured by darkness? is this a kingdoms' hearts
Foxmar320: Alan stop writing it keeps coming true!
TheThromborax: wait, Alan Wake gets access to the Hotline?
TheThromborax: That's a bit of something
Kaorti: Alan, try writing something nice?
CaptainSpam: Time for some triangular adventures through the Triangle Door!
TheMerricat: @thethromborax there are [redacted] reasons for that.
Lithobraker: Alan's like the protag in the Goosebumps classic, "The Blob That Ate Everyone"
TheThromborax: @TheMerricat I find this answer [REDACTED] acceptable
omdorastrix: I appreciate the vintage computer hardware...
Kaorti: we are the janitor's assistant after all
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Foxmar320: LOL
iris_of_ether: This is not an experience I've had??
Kaorti: ???
Foxmar320: Thats normal
wildpeaks: everything is fine
kdefinition: imagine living somewhere where people cared enough about books to steal them
gayghostprince: is that a normal experience...
s0lesurviv0r: particle effect fun
Lithobraker: my highschool library had those book alarms, you couldn't steal from it...
Kaorti: no sir, I don't like it
CaptainSpam: Anybody need a palette jack? We've got several.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @gayghostprince perfectly normal, nothing to see here
ArkhamArchivist: Uh yeah, I love your stuff, uh ~checks note on hand~ Alvin Wake?
gayghostprince: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat ah yes, of course. very normal.
wildpeaks: yay new friend
wildpeaks: goodbye new friend
beowuuf: oh no, if this is the second DLC do the enemies have something even more BS than those pick weilding hiss?
Foxmar320: I don't want to be deleted :(
Lithobraker: mods deleted, post joeks
beowuuf: cameron meant de...lighted..
TheMerricat: sergeModLove
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
ContingentCat: sergeModLove nooo
InkyGhoast: gossip?
Foxmar320: Some bad stuff happened here
Foxmar320: Time for Alan Wake gameplay!
blip2004: now you really can't see anything
ContingentCat: hello darkness my old friend
Kaorti: I cast Magic Missile!
corefluxx: use Magic Missile
Lithobraker: does it? does it make sense?
RandomTrivia: Nooo, Justin Hawkins! lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: We took the anti mold pill so were safe now
InquisitorGaia: is the audio out of sync for anybody else?
zerolove: yes
Foxmar320: Looks clean in here now :P
RandomTrivia: InquisitorGaia It's a known problem, we believe it to be a Twitch issue
InquisitorGaia: @RandomTrivia ah
Creideiki_SE: If only we had a grenade launcher with a ridiculously large lethal radius we could fire into the room from outside.
Alness49: r slashed popped
wildpeaks: no freeballing in the office, Mold
aerobeing: Ballfrie sounds like a butler's name.
Foxmar320: Alan I don't like your fan fic
wildpeaks: "a worm through time," another thing the hiss says too
iris_of_ether: Oh wow
ContingentCat: wow
Kaorti: ahti!
RandomTrivia: That is *very* specific
offbeatwitch: achewood is very good at the specific insult
InkyGhoast: hey that's illegal
blip2004: oh hey you found one of the rare fighting vending machines
Foxmar320: That vending machine is trying to kill us
Angnor33: I don't know why, but it feels like when you shoot the guys in the air that they should all slowly drop to the ground, like balloons with a small hole in them.
blip2004: you need to find 4 for an achievement
7gorobei: vending machine needs to make monthly sales quots
7gorobei: quota
Kaorti: vending machine gots hustle
s0lesurviv0r: vending machines got your fritos right here
Alness49: Off to find another thirsty fellow
RandomTrivia: or not I guess LUL
gualdhar: for a sec I thought it said "Hitman" and I was confused why Agent 47 was also in this game
wildpeaks: task failed successfully
kumatsu: ah yes, the rib cage on the OUTSIDE where it's MEANT to be
Foxmar320: You can play them
empyreon: heck yessss
Kaorti: you can?
Foxmar320: They are like a battle arena
TehAmelie: schmup without the P?
djalternative: you do get an outfit for completing them
aerobeing: Hm. In Russian "shum" (шум) means "noise".
djalternative: the outfit is like half way between astronaut and tron
Kaorti: probably another socket high up in the remaining dark corner
chaostreader: Turn the lights off and on?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
vellebastet: Hihihi
offbeatwitch: game design!
vellebastet: Am I too late?
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RandomTrivia: Well that was unsettling
chaostreader: Play some arcade games?
vellebastet: Alrighty sykLaugh
djalternative: I really doubt Cam will enjoy playing through Shüm and Shüm 2
djalternative: but there is fashion involved so...
ContingentCat: dang animal crossing faeries are hiding my money tree again, and right when I actually have a bunch of open space from removations
CAKHost: Is anyone else seeing Wandersong under Talking Simulator?
ContingentCat: nope, try refreshing
ContingentCat: twitch sometimes doesn't update if the tab has been open too long
CAKHost: I only just open this tab today?
CAKHost: Twitch Weirdness, I guess
ContingentCat: ok, I don't know then, that's weird
ContingentCat: especially weird since Wondersong wasn't the last thing played that was on Sunday
LordZarano: Mine still says Mine O'Clock, I'm gonna refresh
CAKHost: I'll try refreshing.
Anubis169: 👀
LordZarano: There we go, now it's Oll Korrect
CAKHost: Twitch, stop being weird >:[
CAKHost: That fixed it for me too
Anubis169: you realise that's like waving a T-bone steak at a pack of wolves and shouting "DON'T EAT THIS!!"
CAKHost: So I'm going to be attacked by wolves? But I have errands tomorrow! D:
Mister_BlueSky: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: TBD) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
LordZarano: "Twitch, don't think about a purple elephant"
kusinohki: twitch has a purple elephant category??
corefluxx: hi?
beowuuf: like telling magic players not to eat the delicious cards...
kusinohki: low?
ContingentCat: welcome back
10of9: Hi back, we're chat!
beowuuf: lol
CAKHost: Oh god, he's talking slow at us
wildpeaks: here we go
Anubis169: Greetings Cam :)
ContingentCat: oh Langston
Anubis169: and Greetings Cori :)
Uroboros_of_Old: Hahaha
aerobeing: An RGB LED PC.
Uroboros_of_Old: Thats a good nod
ContingentCat: so he's an altered beast? braven10HEX
7gorobei: all those are from alan wake right?
djalternative: now I just want Alan Wake with christmass lights instead
plummeting_sloth: Good luck storming the castle AWE
InkyGhoast: yeah this is entirely alan wake
wildpeaks: kthxbai
Uroboros_of_Old: @7gorobei yes, but i think xmas light was stranger things
RandomTrivia: As in, the eagles are limiting the AWEs?
RandomTrivia: That seems useful
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enfys_book: Really enjoying this playthrough. Thank you both for all the hours you've put into exploring all the goodness of this game, and for being such a calming presence.
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SK__Ren: @djalternative What, would they be? A bunch of flashlight shrouds around traditional lights?
Anubis169: Happy 40 months enfys_book lrrHEART
aerobeing: I think christmas lights were also in Alan Wake, as well.
Kaorti: Dunning-kreuger doing some work here.
ArkhamArchivist: How long do we think Langston is from going Full Whitby?
enfys_book: thanks @anubis169 !
RandomTrivia: This clearly comes from a DEEP place
plummeting_sloth: this man would have 100% caused a nuclear meltdown in a different institution
aerobeing: LUL
djalternative: Langston will just pick back up this conversation any time you come back to the elevator
Kramburger: Anyway-
wildpeaks: kitty !
djalternative: we can walk away
omdorastrix: ok.... my phone is ringing now... so...
plummeting_sloth: because he KNEW how the reactor worked
RandomTrivia: I wonder how much of this they recorded...
SK__Ren: oh no he's still talking
Pheonix888: How much did they actually record?
aerobeing: 3 hours later...
beowuuf: adam: iinteresing
vellebastet: "Alright, bye now. Bye. Uh-huh. buhbye."
InkyGhoast: this is great
juneblue58: This guy is rambling into a one-way system...
plummeting_sloth: I encountered this person in real life yesterday
aerobeing: LUL
SachielOne: Buckle in. We're gonna be here a while.
Uroboros_of_Old: This is amazing
JOZeldenrust: Langston writes real slow.
vellebastet: I meannnnn
10of9: Langston seems like the type that you dread cornering you at a party because you know you will never get away.
theleerm: we are a cat person!
InkyGhoast: have you seen our ears
omdorastrix: the ears were a hint
vellebastet: We have the ears
empyreon: did the ears give it away?
Kaorti: what gave you that idea?
ContingentCat: how could you tell? *touches cat ears*
plummeting_sloth: It took my 30 minutes to extract myself. They then friended me and I'm just looking at the request like it's a bomb
Luminaire_p: lumina1YOWL
Kaorti: uhoh
theleerm: god i love langston
InkyGhoast: wait
empyreon: riffDuffy riffDuffy riffDuffy
beowuuf: langston is going to verbally bludgeon you in to liking him, isn't he? This DLC needs to be called the Stockholm Incident
plummeting_sloth: look, he cann't be blamed for thinking we liked cats, considering, ya know, the ears
djalternative: Again, Langston is the kind of guy that will just pick back up where he left off. We can walk away and still hear everything later. He's that kind of aweful
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Uroboros_of_Old: Oh one more thing
beowuuf: yeah, we didn't think people need to ask about our feelings on cats...
corefluxx: Jail for Father! 1000 years Jail!
plummeting_sloth: I think Langston was appoiinted to the AWE position because it involved him being the greatest distance from everyone else
OmnipotentTrevor: I now know more about Langston than most of my IRL coworkers, and I don't like it
rotarysorter: free explosives? did we open a bank account in texas?
theleerm: i bet they just had the actor improv those lines for hours
Kramburger: Leave the recording running and just let the VO work through some stuff in the booth for an hour or two
SnackPak_: effective!
SachielOne: @rotarysorter Nah, they come with the Gender Reveal package at Party City.
plummeting_sloth: Have we considered hooking Langston up to the building-wide coms and see if he can drive the Hiss back by talking to them
juneblue58: XD
RandomTrivia: plummeting_sloth HAH
beowuuf: can you hit people hard enough with a forklift that *you* forget langston's earlier ramblings?
rotarysorter: @SachielOne WOW, LUL
ArkhamArchivist: Turns out the Hiss Babble was just Langston all along
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
juneblue58: Catch? Or Hot Potato? :p
plummeting_sloth: Was that an item name or an item description. Shield Kills Reload Efficiency
RandomTrivia: This looks conspicuous
TheOtherTrevor: start the generator
Laserbeaks_Fury: not gonna lie, most of the DLC mods seemed kinda lame
SachielOne: Now would be the time to remind Cam that you can drop items held like that.
theleerm: what the hell are those
RandomTrivia: @theleerm You're going to have to be more specific
wildpeaks: also, the ranger should update their life insurance
RandomTrivia: Hey look, some cannon fodder!
theleerm: @theleerm lol i meant the wierd shadow things im on a delay
plummeting_sloth: Sir... where did you come from?
Kaorti: how!?
beowuuf: uuuh
aerobeing: He's a good ranger.
aerobeing: Top of his class.
IejirIsk_: Why didn't he just kill them all on the way in?
IejirIsk_: kind of a jerk
kusinohki: "how did you get here so fast?" "How do you fly maam?"
ContingentCat: "free"
aerobeing: @IejirIsk_ Didn't want to overstep the hierarchy.
ContingentCat: you have to go with Langston
aerobeing: @IejirIsk_ And he had an order to fulfill.
Pheonix888: What would al altered materials charge card do I wonder?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
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wildpeaks: these boots are made for crushing
Alness49: They won't be in Control 2
IejirIsk_: so, did he not do anything? or did he just not respawn?
plummeting_sloth: "Dispatch, I want you to fill the room with Rangers. For reasons"
wildpeaks: they were guilty of being in our way
kusinohki: max paine?
ArcOfTheConclave: The artist formerly known as Heartman?
Foxmar320: Hartman was a doctor before. Well he claimed to be a doctor at least.
RaklarLS: max height ,where you slow mo rappel a mountain, yes.
The_Quiet_Alestain: Allen Wake. Yes.
wildpeaks: "your other left"
IejirIsk_: opening windows with your face... it's a skill.
aerobeing: Max Height is the prequel to Max Payne. The higher you get the more painful it is when you fall.
fhorrigan: Holy shit, I gotta go back and play this.
plummeting_sloth: many darkness left side
InkyGhoast: we are a very good janitors assistant
RaklarLS: oh, actual alan wake darkness, right
vellebastet: Three times!
QuietJay: Is it linear or exponential?
wildpeaks: :D
Foxmar320: Three lights?! So much POWER!
vellebastet: unarmeGameplay
plummeting_sloth: work lights, way to OP to take with you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Emancipation Grill\
HundreydAundre: Oh, BOP BOP
wildpeaks: Jesse is a fan of r/popping
HundreydAundre: PartyPopper PopCorn PartyPopper PopCorn PartyPopper PopCorn
DaSunao screams
jubale1: hello just got here.
wildpeaks: "clean"
HundreydAundre: Cameron & Cori Popping off lights
plummeting_sloth: Executive: Major Targets is my favorite Steven Seagal movie
djalternative: it auto completed one section of the quest when you picked it up
wildpeaks: there is still a lot of mold on the floor
HundreydAundre: Oh, right. 10/10 clearing, yep.
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kusinohki: when you picked up the quest, a brief message with a full meter appeared and then quickly skrt off the screen
aerobeing: Are there some on the floor as well?
wildpeaks: some kind of mystery box
shendaras: Exploding them just spreads the mold, right?
IejirIsk_: @shendaras just need more boom power
wildpeaks: get puzzle'd
jubale1: it's weird for a human FPS character to have cat ears?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah....this room
djalternative: no. we got all the mold in the room. it got checked off
Masslost: so josh lee kwai tweeted out how they got post malone to do game nights and I swear the story could be used to make a movie
vellebastet: Oof
SentientRatKing: Ah this time waster puzzle
wildpeaks: we can see how many cubes each color takes
wildpeaks: (number of cables at the door)
plummeting_sloth: The part of the Oldest House is actually just a test chamber for potential EE employes for the Department
HundreydAundre: How annoying can an ORNG bee?
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
HundreydAundre: Said no one in the flippin' past D e c a d e!!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh, cat ears!
RandomTrivia: Hey there, Lysander_Gustav! benginHi
wildpeaks: at least cubes are easier than USB plugs
aerobeing: Those battery units are sturdy.
plummeting_sloth: man thank god they build these batteries to last
aerobeing: Director-proof.
plummeting_sloth: both charge wise and structurally
vellebastet: @lysander_gustav Yes! Cat ears! lrrHEART
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: "aquatic misconducts"
shendaras: So don't turn faucets on and off 3 times? Or always do it?
kusinohki: badly translated "finding nemo"?
aerobeing: Aquatic misconduct is my new Twitch category caver band.
djalternative: I'm all about aquatic misconduct
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
wildpeaks: we already have the hot tubs category
aerobeing: *cover
vellebastet: Chat sykLaugh
Lysander_Gustav: that is a snazzy suit
Lysander_Gustav: awwww
Lysander_Gustav: whoa
TheOtherTrevor: lrrAWW
Lysander_Gustav: tall fellow
offbeatwitch: gameplay!
SachielOne: Gonna need bigger lights
SentientRatKing: If I remember you have to stay in the light for this part
plummeting_sloth: I wonder if an Altered World Event ever happened at a fast food chain restaurant. So we could have an A&W AWE
kusinohki: I'm surprised you got a light into that section
SK__Ren: The light scared him off up close but its not a long range deterrent
Lysander_Gustav: well, it is now in my head at least
vellebastet: unarmeGameplay
offbeatwitch: cool!
InkyGhoast: what happen there
djalternative: the whole "gimic" of the dlc is using your current light source to move to the next platform to make more light
plummeting_sloth: we like 2 day shipping and dying repeatedly
TheOtherTrevor: The more you die, the more you get to play the game. Win, win!
ContingentCat: froot froot?
plummeting_sloth: nothing bad has ever happened to a train!
TheAinMAP: Ooh, dome car.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But... Adam's not a cryptid. is he?
Seagulyus: @plummeting_sloth *Sabin would like to know the train's location*
Uroboros_of_Old: let me update R/Cryptid
aerobeing: @djalternative Let me introduce you to Alan Wake. CoolStoryBob
Lysander_Gustav: such a tiny head
HundreydAundre: Sounds like a Lil' Nite Mares pair of deez
plummeting_sloth: ah, so I guess we needed teh train to complete the circuit for the lights
HundreydAundre: Pretty much, yea
RandomTrivia: Is this the alternate-universe version of RE8? lrrBEEJ
InkyGhoast: the intractable was on the other side
SachielOne: Find monstrous nede men in your area
Lysander_Gustav: luxurious
InkyGhoast: Connect with train
plummeting_sloth: Amtrak has warned me repeatedly about not connecting with trains
wildpeaks: chyrTrainEngine chyrTrainCar chyrTrainCar
kusinohki: it's bigger on the inside than the outside!
BloodnBullets: you have got a ticket right? right?
plummeting_sloth: lots of signs and everything
Lysander_Gustav: uh oh, no ticket
InkyGhoast: or the third wrail
HundreydAundre: These must be the last moments when said train was intact...
wildpeaks: Smooth jazz has been deployed
InkyGhoast: tossed salad AND scrambled eggs??
offbeatwitch: Connect with the Train on LinkedIn
HundreydAundre: I anticipate this to be 'truth'
TheAinMAP: Looked like standard gauge on the outside, but broad gauge on the inside.
RandomTrivia: So... do we connect with the train physically, like with a brake pipe and everything, or like emotionally...
HundreydAundre: Aha! I was right!
aerobeing: I misheard the lyrics of The Game's "Big Dreams" as "Big Trains".
wildpeaks: my keen puzzle senses are tingling
SachielOne: I used a map of Illinois to help solve this one
HundreydAundre: What is it even?
Uroboros_of_Old: @wildpeaks Sir the Jazz is to effective, we are losing control of the tempo
plummeting_sloth: let this be a lesson. Never trust trains
InkyGhoast: oh we have to do it in the right order
Electrodyne: this train is very wide
TheAinMAP: Cities in Illinois I believe.
Lysander_Gustav: ah one of those puzzles
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have to figure out the oder of events
wildpeaks: Uroboros_of_Old :D
aerobeing: This definitely has some The Lost Room vibes to me.
InkyGhoast: so we did it mostly right?
SentientRatKing: yep
SentientRatKing: to cam not sure about the order
Uroboros_of_Old: hat first cuz it asks for tickets right?
InkyGhoast: nope
aerobeing: Also the Source Code.
InkyGhoast: so announcer, jazz, hat, dinner, hammer, gear?
wildpeaks: CurseLit chyrTrainEngine
kusinohki: I don't think you need to leave to reset the order of events
wildpeaks: happy little train now
plummeting_sloth: there there, train, there there
SachielOne: You got some kind of unique mod there
wildpeaks: we took its nightmares away
omdorastrix: froot froot
SentientRatKing: There are some files that give the train a bit more context as well
RandomTrivia: For a carriage that was involved in what sounded like a large crash, it looks in pretty good shape
plummeting_sloth: teh director does not duck
InkyGhoast: in the jesse hole
narwhalrus7: you can break the wall
wildpeaks: I'm suspicious of the poster with a crosshair
plummeting_sloth: nah, those cat ears are ablative, she's fine
wildpeaks: Director, we need to discuss the window replacement budget
incredulouspasserby: I haven’t watched in a while, the fact that you got the cat ears is very enjoyable.
vellebastet: lrrHEART unarmeHeart
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the LRR folk!
vellebastet: Cori and Cam lrrHEART lrrHEART
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GoblinRanger: Ooh nice even number of months
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plummeting_sloth: perfect, time for dinner before spook boys
DEATHlikescats: uni100
CaptainSpam: Hopefully the audio sync issue is resolved before spook times?
fhorrigan: Mechanicus had such a killer soundtrack
Iron_Hand_Straken: @fhorrigan The best!!! Children of the Omnissiah is my favorite song
vellebastet: Thank you for the stream! You're both lovely people! lrrHEART unarmeHeart
KeytarCat: just got in! Thanks for the stream!
vellebastet: I'm enjoying the cat ears. sykLaugh
CaptainSpam: Yeah, we needed a break from the bestest Resident Evil game. Too much quality gaming could be overwhelming. Kappa
RandomTrivia: Oh no, without Adam who will relentless mock Twitch Chat for being a hivemind of idiots? lrrBEEJ
fhorrigan: I love Dance of the Cryptek, but I'm biased
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Iron_Hand_Straken: @fhorrigan Hey! It's all good!
vellebastet: Byeee
GoblinRanger: Byee
KeytarCat: "I've watched sixteen men die in there today, I'm not going in there"
ContingentCat: thanks Cam and Cori, byeee
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cam and Cori! lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: TBD) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (36m from now).
DEATHlikescats: yey
HundreydAundre: Mmm Kay Bykes.....wait. No RE 6 no more?
DEATHlikescats: I'm gonna hang in chat till next stream
DEATHlikescats: re6 yes but no Adam today
DEATHlikescats: so Ben is choosing a different game to play
KeytarCat: Sad no Adam, but I'll always yay for a Ben bonus ....Bstream
Lysander_Gustav: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: TBD) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (30m from now).
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Hey there DeM0nFiRe!
DeM0nFiRe: Hello RandomTrivia
RandomTrivia: Did, uh... did Cam leave the stream on?
tallhobbit97: I think that that is exactly what's happened here
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: TBD) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (26m from now).
RandomTrivia: @Foxmar320 Maybe you can poke Cam
DEATHlikescats: Ben and Adam have an amazing chemistry together when they play. they just make streaming look so fun
DEATHlikescats: I'll miss Adam today, but I'm happy Ben is with us
RandomTrivia: Ah, there we go!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam would make all of us fight over one banana, then not even pay out the banana in the end.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben would give us each one banana, but only after some task
DarkMorford: Blorp
SentientRatKing: Now I'm thinking about banana heists
NightValien28: I want a banana split
DarkMorford: Banana with no work? I'm in!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: could write a honney heist module and just have a bunch of monkeys instead of bears
SentientRatKing: I would watch or play that
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You'd have some marsupial as the "honey badger" equivalent, like a lemur or smth
DarkMorford: Warm one today. Got up to 85°F out there.
photosinensis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: TBD) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
jessieimproved: @DarkMorford whereas here in Atlanta we are absolutely blessed in June with a high of 81F
jessieimproved: It could easily be over 90 by now