SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEEJ lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheDefiledPrince: I forgot I was in the chat this whole time cirSlain
djalternative: darn. still a couple of mins out from dinner
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
SnackPak_: Beej is so thoughful
Nigouki: lol
djalternative: nah. it's in the oven
djalternative: nugs
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: oven baked nugs
DeM0nFiRe: You better have made enough to share with all of us
thraximore: Krondooooooooor! The Traitornatorrrrrr
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Beej O'Clock!... umm.. Beejtrayal at Krondor time on Play it Forward! | 📷 ||
thraximore: oh bugger I should have said Betrayornator
xantos69: Prepare yourself....for the BEEEEJJJJJJ!
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
ohaimireiya: Boop!
Fistacles: henlo everybody
SnackPak_: o/
Arclight_Dynamo: I count!
mnemonicman: GooderEvening
ContingentCat: Hi Beej
thraximore: Ontopodes Testikles
NotCainNorAbel: this is my alibi, Beej saw me.
djalternative: nugs are done
Phailhammer: Bofades Testicles
Armyguy0: And day by day lrrBEEJ 's hair gets wider
Fistacles: soon it will envelop his entire being
NDCazzy: speaking of random question Beej... do you have any idea when LRR pride shirts will be back in stock (unisex large)
Arclight_Dynamo: Chat: Please keep LRR buoyant.
Juliamon: A bunch have already shipped!
Juliamon: !season11
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Armyguy0: Ngl I don't like Bray cases
DeM0nFiRe: oof
Juliamon: There were tiers higher than the DVD tier that did NOT include the DVD tier, so some people did back twice
Armyguy0: I don't really want a big ol BRAND on my cases
djalternative: bring back clamshell vhs cases
ritchards: I was tempted to double back
ContingentCat: it not perfect system apparently
ritchards: but the second back would have been a different account
Nigouki: Are we escaping Shadow Moses?
SnackPak_: praise the walk-through!
dumbo3k: Maylor's Rib sounds like a Lich's Phylactery. I don't trust it
djalternative: nail her rib? okay. whatever turns her on.
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!
KakuEpsilon: Almost late, also is there no Checkpoint this week?
ohaimireiya: thanks Hexy
Fistacles: @hexy_lexy right back at you lrrHEART
djalternative: @KakuEpsilon nope. tired from ppr. it was real long
Juliamon: ~lasttweet checkpoint
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Heads up! No episode of CheckPoint today—we’re recovering from the PPR. | Sorry! | Back with more gaming news as soon as we can 👍🏻 ||
dumbo3k: Love you too Hexy!
Juliamon: Notably, G's a bit under the weather
Fistacles: did it break the record for longest PPR?
KakuEpsilon: Ah, thanks, I should follow that now that I have a twitter.
Zozh333: Woah, live Beejtrayal, I should go to sleep. But first, would just like to say thanks, this playthrough helped keep me sane while I was crunching on two assignemts.
NDCazzy: i asked earlier but might have gotten lost in the chat... LRR Pride shirts are out of stock for Adult Large Unisex... any target for being back in stock?
ContingentCat: that'd be fine, we'll survive a week without any checkpoint
KakuEpsilon: Gosh, I'm also feeling sick as well. ;3;
NotCainNorAbel: I mean, does chillpoint need a teaser?
Alephred: Have we betrayed Krondor yet?
djalternative: twitter already said we weren't getting checkpoint so that's what I was expecting
KakuEpsilon: @NDCazzy Go to the store, tell them that you want to buy one, and if enoguh do, we'll get them restocked.
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DarkMorford: Given the age of this game, that should probably be 486. lrrSLOTH
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DarkMorford: Haha, CPU jokes!
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KakuEpsilon: Ugh, I feel bad that I have upset Heather indirectly. Sorry Heather. ;3;
SnackPak_: wow DarkMorford , that got a groan out of me :p
ContingentCat: 'tis the season
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Saphire282: Hello Beej and Friends :D
ohaimireiya: Hello boop!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: question, is this like a point and click puzzle kind of game or something different?
electra310: He's not breaking the lockpicks as often now
ohaimireiya: I'm wearing a blue carnation, looks at note 'the scones will have jam?'
Juliamon: Fanboy_of_Bolas It's like an old Elder Scrolls
Arclight_Dynamo: @Fanboy_of_Bolas This is a first person CRPG with turn-based comabt.
Arclight_Dynamo: *combat
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
dumbo3k: The new hit single "Two Guy and a crossbow!"
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: the eerie silence of the missed swings is unsettling
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djalternative: I love battle-mages tbh
KakuEpsilon: I remember that Anime, i think.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: looked like poison dipped xbow bolts?
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: another episode of Beej is carrying SO MUCH stuff
djalternative: buff yourself and charge in with incredable strength
KakuEpsilon: @PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch To be fair, we just broke out of prison.
Arclight_Dynamo: These are the scrawniest ogres I've ever seen.
felipe_modesto: waaait a second. I remember it there being three gentleman. ruh roh?
felipe_modesto: :O
Juliamon: felipe_modesto At the end of last episode James booked it and Owyn/Gorath got captured
felipe_modesto: tha KS
electra310: Rude, James
RustyPryde: Oh classic games, they never end.
felipe_modesto: thank you Beej and @juliamon
KakuEpsilon: @electra310 James is off warning the king and Prince, he just didn't expect us to get Fina Boss Amubhsed.
DarkMorford: @Juliamon James said he was going to get ice cream for Owyn and Gorath. That's the REAL betrayal here. Kappa
electra310: I still blame James
RustyPryde: Team ORGOR, James sux.
RustyPryde: OwGor even.
Arclight_Dynamo: Cane
electra310: Nice
wildpeaks: ha, two of the streams I follow playing Krondor at the same time :D
KakuEpsilon: And aAbel
electra310: Beej was playing Krondor before it was cool!
RustyPryde: Wasn't cool back then either. I was still there.
Arclight_Dynamo: I appreciate that Owyn's staff has a thud sound rather than a sword's clink sound.
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: beat them up and steal their lunch
KakuEpsilon: Unforunate Flux sounds like what happens when you have to call out of work.
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asthanius: If you can beat the tar out of people, I'd recommend it. You can always use free tar.
plummeting_sloth: blah, that internet blop cost me the first 30 minutes
plummeting_sloth: we restarted from the start of the chapter, right?
KakuEpsilon: @asthanius Just be sure you have a place to store it
RustyPryde: @asthanius People tar is very low quality, and you really have to beat them to get it out, it's just not cost efficient.
electra310: Ooh
plummeting_sloth: opens the door to Skeletors garage
electra310: Go try the door we couldn't open?
Nigouki: gameplay-wise it definitely it nice to just ruin the enemies but plot-wise I'm a bit worried that they're obviously letting us escape and the real betrayal is still to come D:
PMAvers: You start playing with the key, and a blade pops out of it. Turns out the key was a dagger, and it opens the chests of your enemies.
ohaimireiya: a skull key ~nyaa!~
KakuEpsilon: @PMAvers Clever joke, my friend.
RustyPryde: @Nigouki Gameplay is over-rated if you can deliver a solid story.
niccus: nice to have a skeleton key
n_riftin: I’m sorry but I’m bound by honor to inform you that I have lost The Game
KakuEpsilon: @n_riftin You should read some of the XKCD archives then
plummeting_sloth: "What if the sword is a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death"
PMAvers: Yeet!
plummeting_sloth: Ole!
electra310: One shotted!
asddsa28: WOOW
Nigouki: welp
asddsa28: that was fast
RustyPryde: Bonk.
Coyoteofthenine: wicth hag dressed like Dracula
Coyoteofthenine: witch*
plummeting_sloth: I honestly like how little those heal you. Makes combat seem more dangerous
RustyPryde: What was the original resolution for BaK?
Coyoteofthenine: it can't be hygienic leaving corpses everywhere in that
Coyoteofthenine: dungeon
Nigouki: i'm sure the rats eat them all
DarkMorford: @RustyPryde 320x200, 256-color VGA mode
plummeting_sloth: wouldn't want our death cult getting sick
Coyoteofthenine: okay so it's more like feeding pets got it
RustyPryde: @RustyPryde Spectacular.
Arclight_Dynamo: "You're right. It *is* a problem. But it's not *our* problem."
Coyoteofthenine: lol
plummeting_sloth: also I feel like the game is acknowledging that it robbed us of all our cash and is making every trash mob in here be loaded
Vector_Zero: Crime pays, I guess
KakuEpsilon: Again, we are in the Final bosses's lair, so all these guys are his best paid guards.
DeM0nFiRe: Heh my thoughts: "Oh cool this game has potion making?" nope, it has duping :P
RustyPryde: Beej is currently playing with 2 demi-gods.
johnalogue: @DeM0nFiRe you're still kind-of making potions
Vector_Zero: @rustypryde Heather and chat?
chaostreader: @rustypryde Except Demi-gods would have a bag of holding.
plummeting_sloth: man, the lighting and stone work and geometry is getting me big Wolfenstein mood in here
RustyPryde: OwGor, or GorOw.
KakuEpsilon: Nah, I'm an Ace-God, not a Demi-god.
plummeting_sloth: keep waiting for us to stumble on to a shotgun
Vector_Zero: @plummeting_sloth right?! The stone rendering is quite good!
KakuEpsilon: Well Goddess, but potato, potahto.
ContingentCat: as you do
plummeting_sloth: Good exercise for the men, those pits
RustyPryde: You gotta get your pit training in.
plummeting_sloth: also, I know we encountered sort of illusiary walls out in that one forest. Are there secret passages in dungeons in this?
Fanklok: what's wrong with having a decorative pit?
Vector_Zero: Something something lord of the pit
RustyPryde: Hey now, I'm all for a good pit, but more than 2 is excessive.
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow.
electra310: Nice job, Owyn!
KakuEpsilon: "We have those decorative pits to hold our Peach Trees."
Zandivya: anneThink that was pitiful
Fanklok: @rustypryde don't pit shame
Coyoteofthenine: have you ever noticed the all death colts are in like dark dungeons none are ever any in any nice hotels and Miami
plummeting_sloth: "You can't put this broach on a that corpse? It clashes with their outfit"
RustyPryde: Until pit prices drop enough to make them available for all, I won't accept excessive pitting.
Vector_Zero: @coyoteofthenine the Miami death cults have better press. They call them retirement villages.
KakuEpsilon: @Coyoteofthenine I mean, I do live in Florida, so I can confirm that we have a few death cults down here.
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, those guys are just... like... camping in the dungeon. Should we... ya know... do something?" "No no, let them sleep, it would be rude to do otherwise"
Coyoteofthenine: @vector_zero lol
Zandivya: There's no party like a pit people party. ramaDance
KakuEpsilon: @Zandivya Heh, cute emote. <3
plummeting_sloth: Owyn is taking over the Tank role obviously
ohaimireiya: a rage mage
electra310: Prevents stealing by the goons
Fanklok: look after enough lunches go missing you just kind of start trapping things
KakuEpsilon: Beej has trapped the Bonus Bits box
plummeting_sloth: someone kept stealing people's lunch from the break dungeon, so now all the chests are booby traped
Arclight_Dynamo: Try it again this time? It's a roll, right? Just scum the box.
KakuEpsilon: Box scum is the hardest kind of scum to clean. ;(
mrverbal: ah, chapter 4
RustyPryde: @KakuEpsilon I bet there's a TikTok for that.
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon I didn't think that TikTok was a cleaning product...
plummeting_sloth: Gorath really stealthily walked up to those guys and hit them with his very large sword
RustyPryde: @KakuEpsilon Someone has definitely posted a Tiktok about cleaning chest scum. It probably involves mustard.
plummeting_sloth: that's not bad
plummeting_sloth: It's not Shen's Burning Head, but it'll do
KakuEpsilon: "Owyn, if you hadn't laughed at me trying to scout these guys and instead scouting the door, we could have stealthed on them! D:" "Sorry, Gorath..."
SirMorek: owyn has finally chosen VIOLENCE
SirMorek: Good evening friends, hope everyone is having a good thursday
KakuEpsilon: I'm recovering from a bout of stomach... something... but otherwise I'm all excited for Beejtrayaling
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plummeting_sloth: nothing like eating your way down to a more empty inventory
KakuEpsilon: Aw, i thought we were going to just drop the burning torch onto the corpse
RustyPryde: @KakuEpsilon Taco tuesday? Same. But so good.
plummeting_sloth: "Hmm... my bags kinda full. I could dump some things, OR... I could wait"
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon Definitely not, just found myself having a lot of stuff deciding that it wanted to turn around and go back the way it came, if you get my drift.
plummeting_sloth: man, that's some good quality armor for a box that exploded. Guess it's proof that the armor works
JadedCynic: "...and just eat stuff out of our packs"
KakuEpsilon: You guys know that it was a Torch that was taking up the room and burned out, and not some food, right?
Zandivya: This one has all sorts rashes. Boils too. anneYuck
plummeting_sloth: Our party is just sloshing around with all the various tinctures we've imbibed to free up space
JadedCynic: sorry 'eat' was artistic license
plummeting_sloth: We are near invulnerable but BOY do we have to pee
KakuEpsilon: A four-way stop! D:
JadedCynic: *laughs in American*
KakuEpsilon: "That goes Weh!" Oh no, we're going to get robbed by Wario! D:
plummeting_sloth: oh, are these baddies new?
plummeting_sloth: I don't recongize them
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, they're Sentinel Ogres
Arclight_Dynamo: New this stream, yes.
Arclight_Dynamo: They are the weediest, skinniest ogres you've ever seen.
RustyPryde: Gorath is about a head and a half taller than those ogres.
plummeting_sloth: i guess they didn't want to use teh same guy they used for teh troll again
KakuEpsilon: I feel like MtG has weedy Ogres too
ContingentCat: dang minimalist ogres
KakuEpsilon: I'm pretty sure that the guy who plays the Troll is also Gorath without his shirt on.
fracturedservers: oh man, haven't played this in an age. How good is Feist!
KakuEpsilon: I found out yesterday that our Library system has the Krondor Trilogy in it so I can't wait to read them once Beej beats this game.
fracturedservers: They're great
plummeting_sloth: man, if the twist to this is that you were "supposed" to escape, I bet badies were probably not expecting you to pick the place clean before leaving
Zandivya: Ogre compensate?
RustyPryde: They're classic high fantasy adventure full of all the great tropes you know and love.
Juliamon: > You are now addicted to all the drugs.
PharaohBender27 bursts into chat with no pretense of stealth, because experience tells him that trying to sneak in will freak other chatters out
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Well I hope we find a PurpleStar Junkie's Broadsword
Arclight_Dynamo: * PharaohBender27's Stealth Has Gone Up *
plummeting_sloth: "Kill stealer!" shouted Owyn, in between coughing up blood
ohaimireiya: Hello bad guys I must advise, for you to prepare to despair thy eyes!
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo katesLol
Arclight_Dynamo: :p
beowuuf: phaoraohbender27 is acting suspiciously and not stealthy! call the guard, clearly a shapeshifter assassin
KakuEpsilon: I mean if Bender was acting Stealthy and Suspicious, I would think he was a shapeshifter. I'm pretty sure PharaohBender27 would be more suspicious if he was okay freaking out chat
KakuEpsilon: Bessie Mauler? Sounds cow-shaped.
dumbo3k: I just think he's a shapeshifter, regardless of being stealthy or not
plummeting_sloth: is that Bessie Mauler known to be in this dungeon?
Juliamon: cow tools
ContingentCat: finally we'll know what the cow tools are for
djalternative: next bond villain needs cows with weapons strapped to them
beowuuf: to annoy readers apparently
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Pretty sure that was in one of Moore's films.
Arclight_Dynamo: Are we training Owyn's melee skill?
plummeting_sloth: look the staff is very heavy
beowuuf: @djalternative i now wish christopher walken could have said 'cow tools'
Sappo569: bessy mauler is quite visually different than any other crossbow, you'll know it when you see it
Zandivya: @djalternative A cowmanndo?
PharaohBender27: @Zandivya lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: this is a VERY large dungeon. If we match step for step with overworld travel we'd be halfway back to Krondor at this point
djalternative: I'd love it if there was exactly one place in the game where you could just get something entirely anachronistic. Like a mini-gun
beowuuf: why is beej speaking at x1 speed, feels weird
chaostreader: The Bessy Mauler looks like a rifle with a bow on the front.
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative "You have found a chainsaw. Unfortunately, it's out of Gas."
chaostreader: @beowuuf Because this is live and something is going to happen.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Look, even lrrBEEEJ needs to slow down sometimes lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: @beowuuf Larson said he was just messing around with 'cow tools' with the idea of what weird, primitive things would be a cow's first 'tools', but he diddled around too much with the tools and made that one look like some kind of saw, so it compelled the reader to think "oh, there's added humor if I can figure out what the OTHER things are supposed to be/do" and that ruined everything
johnalogue: @djalternative "You have found a really terrible flail"
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic You could say he "Cut" himself short by making that saw.
djalternative: @djalternative eh. they'd have something that'd work. maybe not for long but they could probably get at least 2-3 fill ups with it
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon yep...
beowuuf: :D
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Actually, I was referencing the Chainsaw you can find in Maniac Mansion, that has the gas can found in a different LucasArts game, both of which are useless otherwise.
JadedCynic: :D
djalternative: oh. that's a fun easter egg
JadedCynic: ouch, I think you bruised my bones with that deep cut! :D
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, I can't remember where you find the Gas Can that says "For Chainsaw Use Only" but it was one of those "Wait what?" moments in Oldschool Point and Clickers.
JadedCynic: LucasArts SCUMM adventure games <3
PMAvers: Oh hey, Lords of Waterdeep CTS/AFK. Remember when Wizards made new games?
beowuuf: this is a blast
JadedCynic: but then, I supposed THIS of all, is the place for a nostalgia game discussion
PharaohBender27: Daaaang
JadedCynic: @PMAvers yeah, that'll be fun
KakuEpsilon: @PMAvers Nope.
beowuuf: build up good instinctive habits wjile it's safe
plummeting_sloth: *peers head in door, sees dudes, starts chugging potions in the doorway*
CaptainSpam: It has become a process lately to put on my tie-in-the-back masks, a process that generally involves a rather annoying amount of hair going into the knots...
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Ouch
JadedCynic: "Owyn, keep casting or the dungeon explodes! Eat these berries and drink this vial for stamina!"
SirMorek: can you naptha a staff?
plummeting_sloth: also put the naphthalene on the sword, in case you have to fight some moths
KakuEpsilon: I got my Vaccine shots and am fully Vaccined as of May 31st so I don't have to wear masks anymore and yet i feel so naked without it.
djalternative: "You have found a small box with strange circles on it. You press one of the protrusions. After a few seconds you see the sky brighten to a pure white. God themselves is smiting a town on the horizon. When the sky returns to normal, a message appears on your box. 'Orbital Laser Recharging'" @KakuEpsilon
beowuuf: it's dangerous to go in with gorath, drink this!
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Oh my Kahooli, that's a terrifying thought.
CaptainSpam: towel.
electra310: towel
beowuuf: towel
TheBorzoi: towel
CaptainSpam: Gotta be.
KakuEpsilon: Towel
ContingentCat: @KakuEpsilon katesParty yay vaccinated, it's fine to keep wearing masks for a while stopping suddenly after so long
plummeting_sloth: Been playing Total Warhammer 2 for a bit, it never stops being delightful calling an orbital laser down on some knights
djalternative: that's a classic one
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
KakuEpsilon: @ContingentCat I mean, I guess it is? Honestly I'm glad to not need to though.
asddsa28: sorry
Powerdork: sup
Robot_Bones: now gib banana
Juliamon: We can enforce no-guessing rules if you want.
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon I used to get maybe one headcold a month... never had a single sniffle in 2020 - added the mask keeps my teeth from getting icy in cold weather and I'm gonna keep wearing it indefinitely
KakuEpsilon: @Robot_Bones Sorry, no Banana Emotes found.
plummeting_sloth: they only mod I would ever want for that game is for the Jurassic Park theme to play every time the Engine of the Gods fires
electra310: Although we do love to guess
CaptainSpam: @JadedCynic It's not just you; flu cases in 2020 were ABSURDLY lower than previous years.
djalternative: Turns out, it's actually just a good idea to wear a mask in public
JadedCynic: We KILLED influenza last year ;)
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic Warning, Teeth may be icy would definitely make me less likely to try to cross a bridge.
plummeting_sloth: I love that in terms of what happens to the enemy after, those particle effects works both for fire and blood
ContingentCat: @JadedCynic the mask is definitely going to be joining my winter gear, it was so nice not having a frozen face
JadedCynic: @djalternative gee, almost like Japanese commuters know something...
Arclight_Dynamo: Canada had no flu season this year. There were so few cases they couldn't declare one.
johnalogue: argh yes maybe huffing the aerosols of strangers was always a bad idea
KakuEpsilon: @CaptainSpam Were all the cases in Florida? >>;
JadedCynic: and probably arizona and south dakota...
djalternative: Super Computers are the real reason they got finished so quickly
JadedCynic: also, we saw HUGE numbers of people getting the flu shots
plummeting_sloth: I'm in a trial to use the same stuff for malaria
Arclight_Dynamo: mRNA might be used for malaria and HIV.
JadedCynic: <3
Arclight_Dynamo: @plummeting_sloth Oh, rad!
electra310: If they could vaccinate against malaria, that would make COVID look like peanuts
johnalogue: I'm just worried what we learned scientifically is being used to ignore what we should be learning as individuals and a society
JadedCynic: proof of concept has happened
SirMorek: oh man getting rid of malaria would be a huge deal for humanity
djalternative: turns out, when we give medical researchers access to qbits is really helpful
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not gonna lie, I get *stoked* on disease eradication.
KakuEpsilon: @plummeting_sloth The thought of a sloth falling out of a tree with a needle to 'vaccinate' someone terrifies me to no end.
Juliamon: It's a shame that it took a global pandemic to get there, but still, hell yeah
plummeting_sloth: @Arclight_Dynamo yep, took the month off just in case I got the placebo
rabbitgta: brother is doing hiv research and was telling me the covid shots will help them in the next stages of his research
JadedCynic: priest or cler- got it
ContingentCat: @Juliamon on the other side, great we got something good out of having a pandemic
KakuEpsilon: Also a good Manhwa, so I've heard.
beowuuf: beej one shots chest to re-assert authority :p
KakuEpsilon: Silly buggers? I thought this was Betrayal at Krondro!
electra310: Ooh, stairs!
johnalogue: @Arclight_Dynamo put in the work to eradicate disease today, save a lot of time, money, and suffering tomorrow
3 raiders from littlepuppyjace have joined!
Arclight_Dynamo: @johnalogue Damn right.
djalternative: welcome raiders
beowuuf: hey raider sergeHi
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
KakuEpsilon: Oh heck welcome Pack of Raiders!
plummeting_sloth: "It is possible that Delekon has placed guards at the top of the stairwell... you know, in some way different than he's posted guards in every 3rd room we've entered"
jedirae_: Hello 😊
beowuuf: *s
ohaimireiya: ahoy!
jedirae_: is the stream frozen or is that just me?
ContingentCat: @jedirae_ just you
beowuuf: may need to refresh
ContingentCat: refesh tends to do it
plummeting_sloth: I look how at some angles, it looks like Owyn is straight up punching them
beowuuf: you should see a mage casting 'wreck people with staff in a melee way'
KakuEpsilon: Mmmm, Frozen Stream Popsicles
plummeting_sloth: Owyn, this is both unsporting and embarassing
electra310: They're very skinny!
PharaohBender27: Owyn plz
beowuuf: owyn is aiming for the unmenetionables and keeps wiffing :p
plummeting_sloth: Owyn very slowly beat a frozen man to death with a stick
plummeting_sloth: Owyn, you are now a man
plummeting_sloth: I guess
plummeting_sloth: Mazel Tov
jedirae_: okay it's working. howdy y'all
KakuEpsilon: Accuracy Melee went up on Owyn!
JadedCynic: I mean, hitting a guy in metall armor with padding underneath with a walking stick, you MIGHT not be able to get through that armor - 'hitting' != "damaging" ;)
beowuuf: to those joining, yes beej is repairing their armour then putting in back o nthe bodies. Our murder hobos have an unusual M.O. Also, helps increase weapn/armourcrafting stat :p
chaostreader: Have Gorath take a healing pack?
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf Not in this chapter actually
beowuuf: @beowuuf aww :(
chaostreader: No idea.
KakuEpsilon: We gotta Escape the Northlands before we can start being murder hobos again.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Herbal Pack: Player's health and stamina improve over time"
beowuuf: we go up the stairs to the ass rooms
hexy_lexy: eww, a standard ass-room?!
hexy_lexy: :P
beowuuf: only the luxury rooms have the smell removed :p
KakuEpsilon: @hexy_lexy Oh my god, I was just thinking that.
Xenguin47: Hey chat. Have we betrayed anybody cool yet?
KakuEpsilon: @Xenguin47 We got betrayed and locked up.
beowuuf: @Xenguin47 i mean we killed guards by the mage hitting them with a stick, that seems to be a betrayal of expectations?
Xenguin47: Oh, well, at least we finally found the betrayal.
hexy_lexy: @KakuEpsilon glad im not the only one with a questionable sense of humour :p
JadedCynic: oof, I just looked closely at the battlemap for in the dungeon - those 'flagstones' in the floor are HUGE!!! LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Is it worth keeping naptha to dupe?
Xenguin47: alphabet
JadedCynic: dictionary?
CaptainSpam: Letterbox?
Arclight_Dynamo: I saw the answer to this and will refrain.
RustyPryde: Sequoia.
JadedCynic: nice
beowuuf: alphabet is only a word, the reality is far worse...
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
SkylerRingtail: I can't tell if Beej wants a chance to figure it out on his own or not
KakuEpsilon: Alpha Bee, the biggest and most powerful of Wolf Bees.
plummeting_sloth: the greek fire was teh friends we burned along the way
chaostreader: @skylerringtail He just wants chat not to cheat for the answer.
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
ContingentCat: gesundheit
SkylerRingtail: Ah, good to know. I'm not around consistently for these streams
Xenguin47: I tend to refrain if I actually know the answer and aren't just puzzling it out at the same time as the streamer.
beowuuf: the guard based storage system using sword/staff keys was not a popular method of storage amongst the guards
JadedCynic: that was actually fine - thanks for turning your head and gesundheit (hope you didn't pull a muscle - I do that sometimes)
plummeting_sloth: now, if you can't see teh fire when you hit the enemies, that's probably because you actually used Ghost Naptha. It's basically just the same as Naptha, just more annoyng
plummeting_sloth: annoying
JadedCynic: @Xenguin47 same - I'm glad my guess was wrong :D
KakuEpsilon: Sneaking into the Mike is how Mike got sick, poor bugger.
hexy_lexy: "im not ever gonna sneeze into the mic" Beej lied Kappa
JadedCynic: you'll avoid doing it
beowuuf: look, there are worse ways to get on to the highlight reel :p
Xenguin47: Why did these people build all these dead end corridors?
hexy_lexy: @beowuuf its easy for james, it should be easy for everyone else Kappa
ohaimireiya: lack of funding
Juliamon: In hopes of trapping runners like us in a dead end, probably
KakuEpsilon: @Xenguin47 To store prisoners.
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
ContingentCat: look when you build your evil fortress you have all these plans for things to put in it, but actually making it happen is a lot of work
Xenguin47: Shouldn't there be bars or something?
KakuEpsilon: @Xenguin47 Not when they're dead prisoners.
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, if it was a good jail, we wouldn't have broken out.
Fanklok: A fight? Better get drunk. - the Agatha fisty way
beowuuf: clearly built by artists, they'll get back to that corridor eventually, jsu tthey had a cool idea for a different corridor they needed to get out of their heads first
Xenguin47: @Arclight_Dynamo Okay, fair that.
beowuuf: It hasn't been revealed who has helped us escape yet, right?
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Some mage helped us break out, as implied at the beginning story bit
plummeting_sloth: "Owyn, you got poisoned again?" "Look, It's happened a lot and I've begun to like the taste"
Xenguin47: Oh wait, is this right after we escaped from Mr. "Here, have this note back. Me giving it to you is not at all suspicious"?
JadedCynic: maze dungeons with dead ends are clearly excavation projects with diminishing goals as they were carried out "well, okay, maybe we don't need to branch off into THREE large sections...just stop digging that passage, we can't afford to put the room we wanted at the end of it..."
beowuuf: clearly the firther away from light you go, the less well the guards grow :p
Fanklok: that mage? Albert Einstein
ContingentCat: do the guards photosynthesize?
KakuEpsilon: @ContingentCat Nah, they're great for parties and a bunch of Fungis.
SirMorek: barbSip
ContingentCat: echo
beowuuf: echo!
djalternative: dogg
Fanklok: book?
SK__Ren: echo, yeah
djalternative: ddog
hexy_lexy: dick Kappa
KakuEpsilon: Horn.
Xenguin47: duck
chaostreader: Doge
beowuuf: pity chat can't do different fonts, each guess for echo could have been given in a smaller font size :p
SirMorek: apply all the ointments, liniments and unguents
JadedCynic: O_o
blip2004: sure looked that way
JadedCynic: I glanced away...
beowuuf: every time that pit jump lurches i think 'oh, we're dead this time'
KakuEpsilon: Hey wait a second, how the heck do we have a pit on the Upper level that doesn't just drop us into the lower level instead of killing us? D:
Xenguin47: Oh good, we've got them outnumbered!
JadedCynic: "with an unpleasant 'click'" - what did the locksmith make the tumblers out of bone and we break them when we pick / key the lock? :p
ContingentCat: very thick ceilings
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic The key we keep using does have a skull on it.
JadedCynic: who said the upper floor isn't 100' from the lower ceiling?
ContingentCat: thiccccc
plummeting_sloth: he's psyching himself upp
beowuuf: @KakuEpsilon one of jer's ever falling pits from lavabears, some sort of teleportation magic at the bottom that's still the roof for the lower level :p
Arclight_Dynamo: "Maybe we're doing so bad that we're winning." Ah, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Xenguin47: Is it like movies? Can you do so bad that it goes around and you start winning the fight?
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon ugh, dangit feist, why were you busy writing a diff book and let the devs do this; you okay'ed the final product!
beowuuf: unsure whether it was luck, skill, or the ridiculous amount of duping and training in the earlier chapters... :p
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo OWCHY
ContingentCat: or all three?
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic :D
KakuEpsilon: "Dave why are you carrying around spoiled rations?" "Sentimental value."
Xenguin47: I have a friend who is all about them Leafs.
Xenguin47: He's the only reason I know any hockey teams at all.
JadedCynic: I live in Newfoundland - 70% of this island is leafs fans :p
beowuuf: we needed to dig up more graves, clearly
hexy_lexy: eww! normal ass-box and ass-shovel! :p
JadedCynic: (me, I used to like the Habs dynasty of the 80s-90s
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic Is the other 30% the dogs?
plummeting_sloth: lets find a shop!
beowuuf: owyn: hey fellows nelfs!
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon nah mix of pens habs and even bruins fans
electra310: Can we bard?
JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam yeah? Skirl
Xenguin47: @JadedCynic Wow, you're farther east than I am. I'm used to being the farthest east here on the coast. :P
plummeting_sloth: uhh... did someone tell the artist about the no ice thing
electra310: We should maybe bookmark before we bard, I guess
KakuEpsilon: @hexy_lexy Ah yes, the Three Seashells method theory.
JadedCynic: @Xenguin47 *laughs in 2:10am*
beowuuf: one emerald for chess, one for this note, and one for fun
plummeting_sloth: Uhh... hey shopkeep. First question. Are you cool
hexy_lexy: @KakuEpsilon dont encourage me, im not funny! :p
Vector_Zero: Sar-Sargoth, the lurker at the threshold, the key and the gate, the beyond one.
plummeting_sloth: like, money's money right?
beowuuf: Is it cheating in the east contest to be in the UK :p
KakuEpsilon: @hexy_lexy Lies and slander, you've made me at least do half a snort tonight. So you must be funny.
JadedCynic: @beowuuf au contraire *nods in respect*
Xenguin47: @JadedCynic Wait, you're off by another half-hour, too? Woooow. That's gotta suuuuck for planning when to watch things.
plummeting_sloth: Breaks out of nearby prison "Hey, shopkeep, I need to sell some jewels fast. For REASONS"
JadedCynic waits for a New Zealander to come in and trump us all
beowuuf: i woke up early with it being stuffy, then realised beej was around so yay stuffy summer mornings :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I thought you weren't using those for a good reason. :D
Xenguin47: @beowuuf I feel like it should be, but I think it means you win until somebody from Germany signs on.
ohaimireiya: @JadedCynic how do you know we havent' been here the whole time?
plummeting_sloth: Enhanced^2
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo The reason was he forgot.
Juliamon: Forgetting is a good reason.
Fanklok: Enhance !
ohaimireiya: *nonchalant whistling*
beowuuf: sell the 35% to seed it here?
Vector_Zero: BeejPiF starts 1Pm Melbourne time, so new zealand would be 10am? Ideal watching time if not working.
ohaimireiya: nz is 4:43 pm
Vector_Zero: Doh! Went the wrong way.
plummeting_sloth: Just the gall on our characters to HAGGLE at a shop immediately outside of the jail we broke out of
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf It would be inherently very dumb to come back here.
Vector_Zero: 4pm start
ohaimireiya: hehe
JadedCynic: @Xenguin47 yeah, the island sits right on the longitude that would split time zones, since we're so far from anywhere else, it was decided to just give us our own single time zone for the whole island and split the diffference - due to low population we never got tv networks broadcasting shows just for us, so yeah, Prime time 1hr shows would all be on the half-hour. gave rise to the joke "The World ends at midnight...twelve-thirty in Newfoundland" ;)
ohaimireiya: it's friday afternoon! yay
beowuuf: @beowuuf It felt like we'll end up having to come and 'fellow kids' them before long :p
Xenguin47: @JadedCynic Okay, I can see the fun in that. XD
JadedCynic: @ohaimireiya well, maybe more "speak up" then? :D
ohaimireiya: :P
KakuEpsilon: Do we ever get a third party member in this chapter?
ohaimireiya: my stealth is high
beowuuf: I was assuming the mage who helped us might become the third party member, but i guess not
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we click the moose head? And if not, why can't we click the moose head?
Xenguin47: @ohaimireiya I think you win, then? I'd offer you a trophy, but you'd have to come to Virginia and nobody wants that. :P
plummeting_sloth: "That's a beautiful song... guards, arrest them"
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo The moose has been in every tavern. I'm pretty sure it's the god of Taverns.
Arclight_Dynamo: In that case, why have I only now noticed the moose?
beowuuf: @Arclight_Dynamo scouting skill increase? :p
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Moose was wearing Weedwalkers, obviously.
Vector_Zero: I heard someone calling for a vacant stupidity?
JadedCynic: is it a moose, or just a really large-point stag?
JadedCynic: muzzle seems a little skinny for a moose
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic We're in the northlands, they're all moose up here.
JadedCynic: ah elk/moose yeahhhh oof
Xenguin47: Ordinarily, I'd saw there's no way they took out a moose, but we've seen Owyn with that stick, sooo...
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Snowy art!
CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho! Different landscape!
Arclight_Dynamo: Different music, too.
KakuEpsilon: Wow, it's cold up here. ;3;
ContingentCat: snowy music
beowuuf: ooh, whole new chain
JadedCynic: @Xenguin47 yeah, we've seen what their x-bows can do...moose are mighty but not immortal
Robot_Bones: Halt Right There Criminal Scum!
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, we broke out and came back for a note. Headin' back out bye"
Vector_Zero: Boxes riddled with ENEMIES
plummeting_sloth: well, we'll have a convenient place to bury these folks after
beowuuf: took a hand to a staff fight
KakuEpsilon: Isn't that a Witch Hag, so not a he?
JadedCynic: the way to kill a mage is with another mage....a MUSCLE MAGE
beowuuf: owyn giving out tickets
Fanklok: we don't know how that witch hag identifies
DarkMorford: Did someone say MUSCLE WIZARD?
CaptainSpam: Does freezing resolve itself?
CaptainSpam: (in-combat, I mean)
chaostreader: Dupe some healing?
Vector_Zero: Only mostly dead
KakuEpsilon: @CaptainSpam I haven't seen it yet.
beowuuf: owyn casts freezing, enemy looks slowly around the snowy environment then looks at owyn again
electra310: So we were right to just leave all those bodies laying there
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JadedCynic: "we hate you so much, we're not gonna let your meat be recycled back into nature"
KakuEpsilon: So we can't dig up all these graves? Darn. I wanted to fight Wraith clones of ourselves
plummeting_sloth: they'll osmos back into the graves given enough time
ohaimireiya: *trips over* who left this frozen corpse here?
Fanklok: this game has so many good things to steal for D&D
Juliamon: Ma'am, have you noticed the frigid climate??
djalternative: No. She hasn't. Probably lives somewhere colder
ohaimireiya: those are actually heating packs
JadedCynic: @Juliamon what? it's only -5 - positively balmy
djalternative: then again. I am one of those monsters that will wear shorts well longer then you're supposed to
JadedCynic: ^^^
beowuuf: below the knee? :p
plummeting_sloth: "Unify Under a Banner of Death" is my "Godspeed! You Black emperor" cover band
KakuEpsilon: Secretly, she's wearing flesh-coloured body stocking
SK__Ren: get as in begotten
electra310: Get is another word for spawn
electra310: It's his bastard kid
SirMorek: yeah that's actually fine grammar
JadedCynic: we get plenty of people around here in shorts and tshirts when the temp gets up to like +5 in march or so, even though april and may will still stay around there and see plenty of snow...
djalternative: I have stopped wearing flip flops in the middle of the winter though. Had to walk too many blocks when a neighborhood I went to wasn't snowplowed
KakuEpsilon: I don't know if I miss snow or not sometimes living in a place where it literally can't snow.
JadedCynic: it was 26c and sunny, light breeze today....tbh I wouldn't mind giving up snow for a year-long weather like this...
nastyn1nja808: maui no snow for me
djalternative: It feels like the winters have gotten shorter but harsher in recent years where I live so I am increasingly less fond of snow
JadedCynic: ^^^
chaostreader: Owyn can use his staff’s true power here!
KakuEpsilon: I would suggest come to Florida, but honestly, this place sucks in other ways.
djalternative: I don't want to move to the soon to be Venice 2
JadedCynic: ^^^
plummeting_sloth: oh right, that was why we couldn't zot people before
KakuEpsilon: Nah, we'll be fine, stupid people float.
JadedCynic: yeah, but moving there, and then having to move AGAIN would be tiresome
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh-oh.
47 raiders from wiggins have joined!
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
ContingentCat: where did that bird get a gun?
Izandai: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
beowuuf: no retreat!
TheAinMAP: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
JadedCynic: heya Matt! o/
ohaimireiya: we've been boarded!
beowuuf: hey m/chatt!
Arclight_Dynamo: What are these guys? Some sort of... ice... men?
ohaimireiya: hurro
KakuEpsilon: Welcome Wigginite Raiders to the Stream!
beowuuf: @ContingentCat at the gun show owyn keeps putting on
Arclight_Dynamo: Try using it.
plummeting_sloth: picks hammer up, it crumbles
Arclight_Dynamo: See what it does?
JarJarThinks: What could go wrong? *divides by zero*
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, wild.
plummeting_sloth: "we've expended it's charges" is a hell of way to describe a hammer that doesn't work any more
PMAvers: I was hoping that it would start going into negative charges.
KakuEpsilon: @plummeting_sloth You don't own a hammer recharging station?
chaostreader: Repair Goraths armor?
JadedCynic: not a portable one - we have one at the Palace of Krondor, tho
chaostreader: Remember that Owyn’s staff can use its special ability.
KakuEpsilon: He's getting away! Quick, poke his eyes out!
Arclight_Dynamo: Why are there so many elves in this elven kingdom?!
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Convention in town, I'd bet.
Arclight_Dynamo: ;d
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
electra310: We may need to get more of that antivenom stuff
electra310: This poisoning is really catching on
Arclight_Dynamo: Luckily, the anivenom is dupable.
Arclight_Dynamo: *antivenom
KakuEpsilon: Oh, is that why I keep wanting more Anime in my life? Because of the Anivenom is addictive? :O
Arclight_Dynamo: I cannot wait until we have a full party again.
Arclight_Dynamo: Fire
electra310: coal
KakuEpsilon: Ever be so stealthy that the villains don't notice you in their faces?
ContingentCat: but why?
electra310: Big omelette
eDRoaCH: Green Day
JadedCynic: eggs?
SnackPak_: Eggs!
JadedCynic: no VISIBLE
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Right. They hatch. Dammit. :D
JadedCynic: but eventually they hatch
Fanklok: someone call wheeler
beowuuf: night fingers night fingers, we know how to cast it
ghyllnox: E-double-G-S eggs!
KakuEpsilon: We've cracked.
plummeting_sloth: "scuze me boys, just gonna poke around a bit"
plummeting_sloth: ah, we finally found teh chest maker! Our savior!
DarkMorford: Ugh... Got a headache, but I can't tell if it's a vaccine side effect or if it's from something else.
KakuEpsilon: It could be both
flufff42: Tools for making chests, like a big tome of riddles?
beowuuf: also keep hydrated in these heaty times
KakuEpsilon: We gonna go on a second break yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: Got a big map here if you want it.
DarkMorford: Yeah, it's probably dehydration, come to think of it. And unfortunately that's not something where you just down a glass of water and it goes away.
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford yeah, my wife got her first jab Thursday morning, and then after lunch had a lie she usually does (eyes get tired and 'gritty')...the THINKS she slept deeper but she can't tell...
chaostreader: We missed it. It’s 38
Arclight_Dynamo: Nalar's Rib is 38 on that map.
beowuuf: @DarkMorford the developers really needed to do more QA, tis gameplay sucks
DarkMorford: @DarkMorford Yeah, you'd think they'd have patched that out by now.
flufff42: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: @DarkMorford might be they're sticking to their 'long lasting status effects are cool' artistic philosophy
ohaimireiya: gotta stay hydrated like Owyn and Gor
KakuEpsilon: I think there are bigger bugs to fix. Like how some players spawn in as the wrong gender.
DarkMorford: True. Character customization needs a major overhaul.
Juliamon: Player AI sometimes spawns faulty too.
beowuuf: NPCs seems to have unrealistic and illogical dialogue
Arclight_Dynamo: Anyone managed to get to the subocean yet?
beowuuf: not sure where they'd post those videos if they did :p
KakuEpsilon: Amelia Airheart did
KakuEpsilon: That's why we never found her
DarkMorford: Really, it's be nice if you could switch around your character model whenever you want, but that could be a bit of a tall order.
beowuuf: ah, bermuda triangle is where they forgot to put invisible walls up
KakuEpsilon: @DarkMorford That would be my super power if I could get one.
iwill_beback: Remember: the bad guys are not at all people dressed up in fancy dress Keepo
DarkMorford: And yeah, I hear there's a flaky seam in the world geometry around Bermuda.
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf Actually that's not a bug, it's just people making assumptions about how it works. Just being near Florida gives you madness
Juliamon: They left the "Florida bug" in because they thought it was funny.
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon It is, to be quite honest.
DarkMorford: And how come my STR and DEX go *down* when I gain a level? The stat algorithm is clearly busted.
Juliamon: And we did that...... why?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, Yikes.
JadedCynic: ZOT
KakuEpsilon: So that's where the Orbital Laser was!
beowuuf: always o what random notes in enemy strongholds tell you to :p
chaostreader: Wow.
LightingExpert13: !uptime
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iwill_beback: good thing it didn't come with friendly fire :p
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford doesn't actually happen like that, the STR & DEX just go down with age; obviously you need to level up faster if you're starting to hit new age brackets. Kappa
mmorality: have we been betrayed at krondor yet?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a gacha machine for killing, and we lucked out.
KakuEpsilon: @mmorality That was Chapter 1.
beowuuf: the betryal was us (gorath 'betraying' his people) though there might be real betrayal later? we don't know
iwill_beback: we were promised a betrayal at krondor, I feel betrayed
beowuuf: the game has given beej an entirely new area to walk around in to ignore the plot with :p
TacitusVigil: The real betrayal was the friends we betrayed along the way.
LightingExpert13: prophesy fulfilled
KakuEpsilon: Now we move onto fulfilling Odyssey block right?
beowuuf: it's like christmas! in that it's snowing
TacitusVigil: Christmas in the northern hemisphere, anyway.
ohaimireiya: ohai Tac
TacitusVigil: ohaimireiya
LightingExpert13: velvety snow
ContingentCat: do we talk to the manager there?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Hi there!
TacitusVigil: Haldo Arclight
KakuEpsilon: @ContingentCat Dangit, you beat me.
beowuuf: uuuuuh
iwill_beback: s-salaciously nalvS_HF
TheBorzoi: Did they just bang?
iwill_beback: that was a quick one
Drea713: LUL LUL
beowuuf: news: kissing is nice
KakuEpsilon: I can't wait to read about THAT in the novelization. :O
DarkMorford: I've heard of quickies, but that was ridiculous.
LightingExpert13: so i am confused. do we only cycle one party member and owny and gorath stay for the qhole game?
LightingExpert13: *whole (
KakuEpsilon: @LightingExpert13 I presume that we'll have a chapter or two where it's focusing on Locklear with two new guys.
beowuuf: someone mentioned playing james later?
Arclight_Dynamo: The cairn that says Caern. Neat.
KakuEpsilon: Also, I am pretty sure we lose Owyn at some point and get a new mage
LightingExpert13: @kakuepsilon interesting. These types of games are new to me.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the wind?
KakuEpsilon: @LightingExpert13 New to me too, but Beej mentioned something like that in the first stream months ago.
JadedCynic: answer?
Drea713: really gave up on that last line
beowuuf: thoughts?
KakuEpsilon: Phienas!
Xenguin47: thoughts is good
JadedCynic: oooh nice idea @beowuuf
beowuuf: yay!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: buce
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice, even
beowuuf: lol, third person hidden behind?
KakuEpsilon: Braun Stroman?!
DarkMorford: Is there a "prayers" chest to go with it?
beowuuf: @KakuEpsilon has to do something after being released
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon So he chose to time travel back to 1992, and star in this game.
DarkMorford: Always gank the healer first.
LightingExpert13: @kakuepsilon i didnt remember that but i was also working on something else then so i am going to blame multitasking.
beowuuf: @KakuEpsilon i mean given some of the wwe plot lines, it seems tame in comparison
KakuEpsilon: @LightingExpert13 Nah, I mean it was just mentioned in passing once and there's a GOOD chance I'm misremembering it.
LightingExpert13: no worries. This game is so hard to remeber everything.
beowuuf: look gorath, we're demi gods, maybe let's just try and take them :p
KakuEpsilon: Wyke, not Raglam
KakuEpsilon: Oh wait, dangit, i get turned around so easily in this game. ;3;
DarkMorford: Are any of those guards named Victor? After all, to Victor goes the spoils. Kappa
beowuuf: which pair thy eyes?
ohaimireiya: haha! right in my both eyes
KakuEpsilon: I like to think "Invitation" is just Owyn going "Aw, are you afraid of us, chicken?" and the enemy getting pissed and turning around to come back to slap him.
SirMorek: aoe looting was such a revolution when it first showed up
Arclight_Dynamo: Baldur's Gate kind of does that.
LightingExpert13: now lets all go play friday the 13th for the nes.
jibkat: just joined, did we lose a party member?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, you hecked it, I think.
KakuEpsilon: @jibkat We lost him last stream.
jibkat: =o
beowuuf: james had to go warn baron, we went to warn prince but got captured
jibkat: ah, not 'lose' lose
chaostreader: You can mirror wall.
LightingExpert13: can we reset these puzzles or is it rip
beowuuf: time just increases our stats :)
LightingExpert13: sorry to clarify, can we reset the puzzle battles?
Arclight_Dynamo: We cannot, no.
KakuEpsilon: @LightingExpert13 No
LightingExpert13: thanks all.
chaostreader: Can you not retreat and re enter the combat?
Dandinstorm12: Rhyme? Not reason?
Dandinstorm12: also hi chat
ohaimireiya: hurro
KakuEpsilon: @chaostreader Nope, we can only retreat by running through the trap, and then it melts from reality.
DarkMorford: Oh, we found the sacred hot spring!
jibkat: Did we get a monkey?
KeytarCat: Onsen episode!
JadedCynic: small amounts have good effects, but if you increase intake, the accumulating 'additives' exceed the quantity the body can accept, and toxification happens
LightingExpert13: @keytarcat your comment reminded me of the outlaw star onsen episode.
KakuEpsilon: Does that mean it's a "Wyke" out that we get to go home?
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Don't OD on painkillers, got it. ;)
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford heck, don't OD on vitamin C...or sodium chloride...or water...or...
KakuEpsilon: Is ODing on Water called Drowning?
JadedCynic: ^^^^
Dandinstorm12: well
JadedCynic: stomach only holds so much ;)
Dandinstorm12: no
KeytarCat: isn't drowning specifically inhaling water?
Dandinstorm12: ^^
DarkMorford: I thought C was one of the ones that you literally can't OD on. Doesn't the body just flush any excess?
KakuEpsilon: I wasn't sure, so that's why I asked
JadedCynic: it can cause other problems because of how it's delivered - acidosis
TheMerricat: too much c can cause it to form crystal's in your tisdues
chaostreader: Use Owyns staff of lightning?
Dandinstorm12: Cameron disagrees
Fanklok: water poisoning is a real thing
JadedCynic: @KeytarCat okay so my wording of 'toxification' was off at 3am - 'deletrious effects' - when your stomach is full and you keep intaking water, where does it end up going? (so the cause of the problem is physics instead of chemistry; still a problem)
LightingExpert13: as in the water has poison or something else?
KakuEpsilon: Wow, what a nice bit of world building there with Gorath
asddsa28: o nooo
beowuuf: ooooh
DarkMorford: WUT
JadedCynic: man this theater group did a respectable job
JadedCynic: ooof....Owyn is gonna be quite uncomforable...
jibkat: Now, kissss
TheMerricat: drinking too much water can cause death as you dilute the rest of your chemicals too much
JadedCynic: he was a leader; why wouldn't he be married?
ohaimireiya: he can just despair thy eyes himself
Arclight_Dynamo: So... are they elves or not?
JadedCynic: @ohaimireiya and what does he do about his ears? ;)
jibkat: kissss
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic I mean, I guess I didn't think of Gorath as a married man.
KakuEpsilon: Oh he's divorced.
JadedCynic: I mean, as we hear, he's pretty much separated completely
Fanklok: @lightingexpert13 as in consuming too much water is very bad for you
JadedCynic: "irreconcilable diffferences"
ohaimireiya: Owyn could be outside making a snowman
JadedCynic: we can but hope...
JadedCynic: I mean, I'd make an excuse and step out...
KakuEpsilon: @ohaimireiya "Owyn, no you need that staff!"
LightingExpert13: @fanklok thank you. So what is too much water.
ohaimireiya: crying and singing do you wanna build a snowman
Fanklok: @lightingexpert13 the amount that kills you
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, can Owyn do boxes too, now?
jibkat: time to get, it, on
LightingExpert13: @fanklok fair enough answer
JadedCynic: I mean, given how he gets on with his own father, he's probably USED to this sort of behaviour...
Drea713: smack Owen across the head to increase his magic skills
JadedCynic: Owyn (going outside): "Ah, feels like home."
johnalogue: I think he just got Duolingo'd unconscious
jibkat: And then, Owyn got laid
JadedCynic: *listening to the arguing
JadedCynic: @jibkat ...down.
TheMerricat: There aren’t any firm guidelines about how much water can kill you, but drinking more than a liter (L) or so per hour for several hours isn’t something doctors recommend.
edgiestick: Feels casting, Bro
KakuEpsilon: Honestly, though, I was not expecting Gorath's house to be so small.
TheMerricat: Symptoms of water intoxication tend to start appearing after you consume more than 3 to 4 L of water in a few hours.
JadedCynic: always. have. a. backup.
jibkat: Heir and a spare
LightingExpert13: @themerricat interesting. thanks for the clarification.
Arclight_Dynamo: I think you want 39 on the Mike's map?
ohaimireiya: drink water. not too much *thumbs up*
chaostreader: Do you have Wrath of Killian? That’s 15 on Mike
DarkMorford: I still say "Unfortunate Flux" sounds like the aftermath of a bean burrito.
TheMerricat: @lightingexpert13 reading further on that page suggests a working kidney has about a 1liter per hour processing capacity but cc an only do about 20 liter a day
JadedCynic: SeemsGood Beej!
jibkat: *sits*
TheMerricat: slept through.most of today's stream :( are we still in the same chapter as last stream?
ohaimireiya: we're on chapter 4
ohaimireiya: so yeah?
ohaimireiya: well the end of last stream
beowuuf: we escaped capture / dungeon and are now runnign aroudn the north. We ran in to gorath's ex just now :p
jibkat: is it really his ex?
Juliamon: We went through and escaped the dungeon we'd fled into last stream, maybe sorta long-distance murdered a bunch of dudes, and ran into *Gorath voice* My Wife
jibkat: Or are they just saucy with eachother
beowuuf: i guess they are still married?
beowuuf: @Juliamon sergeJustRight
KakuEpsilon: No, she said that they were no longer married at one point, I believe.
jibkat: I mean his wife put Owyn on his back
LightingExpert13: estranged is the right tern. thank you.
jibkat: Made him watch too
JadedCynic: he's lost titles and lands and leadership positions, and yeah, she basically seperated with him at some point so ex-
jibkat: Wait, was his wife part of a title?
JadedCynic: so yeah, I'd have said this was kinda cliche, but then this was so long ago it might not've been cliche YET :D
LightingExpert13: so much to keep track of in this game.
KakuEpsilon: I mean Husband is a title...
Fanklok: it's like an entire book or something
jibkat: "here have this parcel of land, and the wife that comes with it
jibkat: "
LightingExpert13: maybe their marriage was for land and nothing more.
JadedCynic: @jibkat nah, we he stopped having the power, she dumped him basically - difference of opinion on how the Moredhel should live, etc
jibkat: Huge tracks of lands
KakuEpsilon: @jibkat Gives whole new meaning to "Wow, that woman has... huge tracts of land."
jibkat: I <3 you all
KakuEpsilon: Ah crap, made the same joke you already got there
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon hivemind <3
LightingExpert13: awesome. this is great.
LightingExpert13: Everyone here is pretty great.
KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic A lack of a Bee emote makes me sad
jibkat: Thanks
ohaimireiya: oh you *blushes*
LightingExpert13: their men, men in tights.
ohaimireiya: tight tights?
jibkat: Tights!
KakuEpsilon: I think they also have whips, so I think they're Belmonts.
ContingentCat: loose tights are just weird pants
DarkMorford: We're butch!
KakuEpsilon: PK THUNDER!
JadedCynic: 🐝
Arclight_Dynamo: Get BAGGED, son!
jibkat: 🐝
KakuEpsilon: :bee:?
JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon 🐝🐝🐝 Windows emoji (windows key + . )
jibkat: teamhive: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
KakuEpsilon: Ah
KakuEpsilon: Too complicated.
KakuEpsilon: :3
jibkat: copypasta
LightingExpert13: oh man. wish i could use that emoji. wonder what other emojis is specific to windows.
JadedCynic: I was todays years old to learn M$ upgraded thier unicode implmentation beyond "hold down ALT and then type a decimal ASCII code on the num pad for stuff like ♫ or ™ etc "
jibkat: ¿You mean like this?
KakuEpsilon: Good thing there are all these tents here to camp in
JadedCynic: @LightingExpert13 it's all the unicode standard emoji, just a diff way of implementing them
JadedCynic: @jibkat exactly
Arclight_Dynamo: Just eat that scroll.
jibkat: ╰(*°▽°*)╯
JadedCynic: "I have no room for all this"
LightingExpert13: @jadedcynic thats fair. Totally forgot about the alt ascii things.
jibkat: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Dandinstorm12: !fixtable
jibkat: windows approved tableflip
ohaimireiya: nooo~ my coffee was on that table
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. Wrath of Killian has an interesting, if entirely unhelpful, description: "Earthquake Trap"
JadedCynic: Lex Luthor (being switched bodies with The Flash): "Well, if nothing else, I can discover the secret identity of the Flash." *steps up to bathroom mirror and removes mask...then frowns* "....I have no idea who this is." LUL
jibkat: heh
Arclight_Dynamo: Unfortunate Flux isn't listed on the Mike's RPG map at all, BTW.
jibkat: Who cares who the flash is?
jibkat: Just run around nude, you can keep the same name
electra310: Lex Luthor cares!
KakuEpsilon: Barry Allen's wife probably does.
LightingExpert13: the flash cares. and his wife.
jibkat: The flash is married?
jibkat: Poor girl
JadedCynic: Lex hoped to at least get SOME benefit from his mishap....and didn't realize the relative usefulness of the knowledge.
JadedCynic: @jibkat it varies - which Flash ;)
KakuEpsilon: @jibkat He married Iris before the accident.
electra310: He could go and get a Lex Luthor tattoo on the Flash, just to be petty
chaostreader: @jibkat The Flash is one of the few heroes that retires more often than he dies. I’d say the wife is lucky.
LightingExpert13: we can say "which one" for many super heroes
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
JadedCynic: "Property of LEXCORP" B)
jibkat: Or, check his wallet?
KakuEpsilon: Also, we know for a fact that the Flash in Justice League Unlimited is BArry Allen
jibkat: The flash is also the source of all the DC alt universe stuff
KakuEpsilon: The Flash doesn't carry a wallet, he just runs home to pick up his money when he needs it.
LightingExpert13: interesting. Didnt know flash was the source of alt universe stuff
JadedCynic: next time <3
Arclight_Dynamo: Neat-o! Thanks for the stream, Beek!
KakuEpsilon: @jibkat That's more clever and out of character to him
Arclight_Dynamo: ,,,Beej even.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ahem.
TheMerricat: @lightingexpert13 eve
JadedCynic: @LightingExpert13 his super speed is the key to crossing dimensions apparently, I stopped reading comix before the whole multiverse stuff with DC
jibkat: Do we have to rob them all?
KakuEpsilon: @LightingExpert13 The Flash and Green Lantern basically fell out of popularity after the Golden Age, but once Silver Age Flash and GL showed up, people were nostalgic for the Golden Age so they made them canon again
TheMerricat: @lightingexpert13 flash learned how to run fast enough to reverse time, the alt universe stuff is due to him changing the timeline
LightingExpert13: thanks all. Super interesting.
JadedCynic: @jibkat not 'steal' - borrow (and maybe replace later if we use the thing up)
KakuEpsilon: There's a 70s comic out there that shows Flash from universe 1 and Flash from Universe 2 both running to save a person screaming "Help me, Flash!" It's super cool.
KakuEpsilon: IN FACT, The Flash of Earth 2 decides to become the Flash literally because he's a comic book nerd.
beowuuf: night!
JadedCynic: sounds good, Beej. Thanks for the fun, be happy, and cya next time! o/ <3
ContingentCat: thanks Beej
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KakuEpsilon: Thanks for being a late night talkshow host, Beej, with some interesting game in the background. |3c
accountmadeforants: That's gonna be exciting, a whole new wooooorld
JadedCynic: ^^^
Dandinstorm12: a new fantastic point of view?
LightingExpert13: a new fantastic point... darn so.ebody beat me to it
ohaimireiya: don't you dare despair thy eyes
jibkat: Thyne eyes are despaired ohaimireiya
ohaimireiya: damn it not again
TacitusVigil: I don't know if I want my Milhouse having 3 Magic streams in a week...
electra310: My eyes are despaired already, but the magic is pollen
KakuEpsilon: @electra310 You poor dear. ;.;
ohaimireiya: thankfully it's autumn here, so my eyes are spared
ohaimireiya: for now
eDRoaCH: umd when
TacitusVigil: 11? That's almost two years!
KakuEpsilon: @eDRoaCH *screams in PTSD*
jibkat: -casts the spell again at ohaimireiya -
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ohaimireiya: *runs around flailing, before falling down a pit*
KakuEpsilon: @ohaimireiya Reiya is trying to replace James.
ohaimireiya: why~
TacitusVigil: Like card sleeves!
jibkat: Beej, can I throw money at you instead?
LightingExpert13: wish they would send email out if they dont plan on gettinv something back in.
TacitusVigil: Please do not hurl change at Beej
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djalternative: Do you have the devolver digital tech where we can just shove money in our screen and it gets to you?
electra310: Yay!
jibkat: Dollar dollar bills or larger TacitusVigil
TacitusVigil: @jibkat Only when Beej does the Dance of the Seven Veils. ;)
ohaimireiya: saucy
The_Color_Twelve: interesting
KakuEpsilon: We only have three veils, so he has to improvise
ContingentCat: @jibkat or in Canadian currency $5 minimum
LightingExpert13: call heather to make the other veils
jibkat: 2 dollar bills are still legal ContingentCat
jibkat: Its a great month for it
ContingentCat: @jibkat oh yeah those
electra310: 20% off new subs is the email I got
electra310: And gift subs
jibkat: We <3 you and your contents
ContingentCat: what is the meaning of life?
dumbo3k: What is your favorite candy?
electra310: Good stream, goodnight!
beowuuf: night beej, thanks again! :)
djalternative: 50 off your sub. 20 off gifts
LightingExpert13: when will their be betrayl at krondor?
eDRoaCH: how does one live?
ContingentCat: excellent answer
Arclight_Dynamo: The real meaning of life is the friends we made along the way. Unironically.
TacitusVigil: Sorry Beej, the correct answer was "curry."
TacitusVigil: "Curry."
Xenguin47: @eDRoaCH Start by not dying. :D
djalternative: The Meaning of Life is a desert at a steakhouse downtown
TacitusVigil: :O
CaptainSpam: If there's going to be PiF next week, I think the calendar needs to be updated.
LightingExpert13: oh man mind blown
JadedCynic: now GO TO BED, Beej! ;)
jibkat: CONGRATS
djalternative: Clap
Arclight_Dynamo: Can confirm: vaccine good!
CaptainSpam: Vaccines are great! They help you to not die to disease.
djalternative: Conga Rats
jibkat: They updated the rules Beej
jibkat: today
Arclight_Dynamo: Health Canada is allowing mixing, so it looks good.
dumbo3k: Vaccine bro/sis unite! distantly, because I'm honestly comfortable with social distancing still
ContingentCat: yay let's all get stabbed
beowuuf: byyyyyyye!
TacitusVigil: So we need to all group up by vaccine type and do a competition, right?
Phailhammer: cya :)
TacitusVigil: Like Pokemon Go?
LightingExpert13: night all.
jibkat: Pz will win cause of numbers
JadedCynic: we'll all be 5G hotspots and mobile data roaming will be a thing of the past <3
ohaimireiya: ninis
jibkat: Great streams, always fun
TacitusVigil: Goodnight all
TacitusVigil: Or whatever time it is there.