TheMerricat: chat, I just realized it's almost time for checkpoint.... but can't find my homework!
red_shoes_jeff: @TheMerricat And you're not wearing ANY PANTS!
Creideiki_SE: Blame it on the dog. Cute puppy pictures may or may not help.
beowuuf: there was no teaser trailer this week, lrrEFF it they are doing it live. I mean, without the actual show part
Sethalidos: they didn't do a video this week due to the PPR correct?
Juliamon: correct
beowuuf: yup, that's my understanding. Taxing PPR meant chill points and chill times for LRR peeps
Juliamon: G used up all his health on the PPR and yesterday was a sick day for him
TheMerricat: So what you are saying chat is that none of you did the homework? Damn Heather's gonna be pissed at us.
beowuuf: The teaser trailer was the friends we pointed at along the way
LunarJade: We've evolved to not needing a teaser to our show!
beowuuf: the show has become the teaser for the next show?
TheMerricat: True, but that means the whole thing is going to hinge on what tangent Beej can take us on in the opening minute, no pressure :P
Sethalidos: (in really bad Scottish accent)*shrug* bring it on ghostie I'll fookin fite ye
Sethalidos: :p
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
beowuuf: sergeHi
Sethalidos: have him talk about hot tub streams and how vtubers are joining in just to make fun of it
PharaohBender27: So, a Chillpoint without a Checkpoint beforehand. Wonder what this week's stories will be.
TheMerricat: LOL I'd love to see a Vtuber do a hot tub stream :D
beowuuf: ironic hot tub session leads to unironic views
Sethalidos: I saw oine
Earthenone: when vtubers do it, is it called onsen streaming?
Sethalidos: the vtuber was using a devil avatar and was chilling in a hot tub full of lava in hell :D
TheMerricat: All the Vtubers on my Youtube reccomended list are pure Japanesse streamers (i.e. they are cute but I have absolutely no idea what they or the chat is saying) so I haven't managed to hook onto any yet but I love the idea behind them.
beowuuf: ooh, we have a title change, didn't notice before
Creideiki_SE: They didn't mention the otters last week, right? Maybe we'll get the Official CheckPoint Hot Take on them today.
TheMerricat: Worse comes to worse we can just spam Lady D. fan art at them till something happens :P
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (24s from now).
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: Oh dang, they're starting early
beowuuf: all the extra news from checkpoint!
GapFiller: thats what yr get for stepping away to make some tea
lirazel64: Wheeee!
thefileclerk: noice
GapFiller: guessing all the most interesting conv has been and gone already
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beowuuf: @GapFiller hot tub vtubers, yup
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GapFiller: pssh is that still a ting?
GapFiller: last weeks news surely
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GapFiller: literally last weeks news even
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TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: speaking of hot tubbin how abt them otters?
lirazel64: Hey, it'll be new news!
stenson858111: Спасибо за стрим, удачи и до встречи ! :) Kappa
TheMerricat: I'm assuming Otters in this case are a sports ball thing team?
PharaohBender27: Anyone here know Russian? :p
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Daye04: hey, y'all! I'm in quarantine from travelling. so what is better than finally getting to enjoy some LRR streams?
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Juliamon: I just gtrans'd it, it's safe
Creideiki_SE: @TheMerricat No, actual otters. The top stream in Twitch's hot tub category is usually an aquarium's otter pool.
Daye04: Stenson said thanks for steam
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TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Спасибо за стрим, удачи и до встречи ! = Thanks for the stream, good luck and see you!
TheMerricat: according to google.
Earthenone: its probobly way too much work for the gag, but i would love to see a V tuber made of a member of the felterweight division
TheMerricat: lol about the otters too. :)
Daye04: looks pretty correct to me, so yes. I'm sure it's close enough
lirazel64: TPFufun
GapFiller: OMG Gibb Bartleby & Pistachio as vtubers
beowuuf: go time1
GapFiller: it writes itself it really does
red_shoes_jeff: TODAY
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
beowuuf: beej 2 chill, plz nerf
lirazel64: @daye04 Getting out of quarantine?
GapFiller: aww lookit dat sleepin Beej
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART
photosinensis: Hey everybody.
Juliamon: So chill he vanished
GapFiller: Ghost!Beej !
PharaohBender27: It's CHILLPOINT's time in the spotlight!
photosinensis: I'm a homeowner now.
GapFiller: w/e Beej is mostly filler anyway Kappa
TheMerricat: Congrats! @photosinensis :) enjoy!
Riiiiiiis: what if i want to chill gentle curve???
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
photosinensis: Beej is not filler. Beej is the PLOT.
PharaohBender27: Wednesday was super awful in Portland
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saberpilot: yay for paul beej & heather
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KakuEpsilon: Yay for Chillpoint.
GapFiller: this is one of those tings I wyrdly miss abt living in HK yes it was 30+ degrees most of the year but at least A/C was everywhere
RockPusher: Cooling down with hot tea - getting right down to those colonial roots!
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PixelArtDragon: Since when is 16 hot?
beowuuf: the correct answer would be 'because you are british'
CaptainSpam: "As mentioned in the intro, there is no Checkpoint this week... so goodbye." :p
GapFiller: PixelArtDragon not everyone lives inna tropical clime
PharaohBender27: Oh, sorry to hear about lrrGRAHAM - hope he feels better soon!
Daye04: @lirazel64 in six days! until then, I'll know the walls of this hotel room really well!
GapFiller: double length CP+ today eh
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RunningMonkeys: no more homework!
DeM0nFiRe: A strong independent show that don't need no trailer
beowuuf: graham holding heather back, confirmed
DarkAbyssKeeper: Chillpoint is a strong, independent stream, that don't need no youtube.
constablecrab: So much for checks and balances.
ANeMzero: Chillpoint is the spinoff that supercedes the original, like Tribes
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monsieur_squirrel: chill harder!
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GapFiller: so just the background info today then
TheMerricat: Checkpoint, the farm team for Chillpoint....
GapFiller: and hey Beej is here
GapFiller: thats one CP+ host at least
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RockPusher: … Heather is a phantom thief‽ Oh no! My heart! lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: isnt that more ChillPoints began in the first place?
GapFiller: they just happend whenever CP+ was off for a week
GapFiller: *how ChillPoint began
Fairgrim: Duke Nukem 4ever!
kusinohki: oh no, I'm Late!
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Only slightly :p
DeM0nFiRe: There's a new Nvid-- it's sold out
CaptainSpam: The Numbers Numbers Letters Numbers LETTERS card!
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Whoops, meant to type a :) there
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Lord_Hosk: They can make MORE 3080TIs than they could make 3090s and they perform as well if not better for most games.
Decaped: yeah, this graphics card exists so the MSRP can be higher.
beowuuf: 1993 games don't need no thousand dollar graphics card!
Lord_Hosk: So by shifting the chips they have, its improving the supply chain
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TheMerricat: Chat at what point will the GPU be more magnitudes of order powerful than the CPU? Are we there already?
bytecaster: Arguably, the 3090 was never really a gaming card, and more of a workstation card with gaming branding, if that makes any sense?
PixelArtDragon: it would matter if you're buying 100 of them for a studio
boilersnake: Ist is supposedly out but you can‘t find it
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Garfy400: For once yes!
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Snowcookies: sure
boilersnake: I was trying to get one
Garfy400: 1 to 5 years
Earthenone: thats how i feel about a lot of magic cards :P
Garfy400: I have a 1080 and I'm counting myself lucky
FITorion: nvidia is still top dog. especially if you want ray tracing.
Garfy400: except for raytracing
Master_Gunner: I think it technically wins, but value per dollar is still *terrible*
trilemma85: What is the normal, non-scalped, price for a 3080 in $CAD?
Snowcookies: But do you need ray tracing
Sethalidos: wait
bytecaster: @TheMerricat They play in very different arenas kinda, so it is a bit like comparing apples to oranges. CPU are great at very sequentially big tasks, while GPUs are great at doing small tasks, but a lot of them at once. Highly simplified.
RockPusher: A Road Quest Car
Sethalidos: I wish my rent was only $1200/ mo
beowuuf: look, we haven't watched all those streams of betrayal at krondor, and shadowrun before that, not to know beej takes his time and consideres things like the value of money!
NightValien28: a 3080 costs over 13k here, its absolute nonsense
saberpilot: I don't know what a 3070 is in Canadian, but I barely managed to snag one for my husband about a month ago and it was $700 USD
muondecay: Current prices are insane across the board. I have an older generation card, and its currently selling for 3 times what I paid for it over a year ago.
saberpilot: for scalpers, it's like $1.2k USD
saberpilot: some people are doing that (buying internationally and then shipping)
Garfy400: less
TheMerricat: The MSP of the 3080 is $1,900 USD = 1,448.66 CAD
saberpilot: that's bonkers
photosinensis: $1200 for a month's rent is NICE. I've paid a lot more than that.
TheMerricat: not 1,900, 1,200.
Garfy400: I'll stick with 1080 + PS5
ANeMzero: when I lived in Vancouver it was $750 CAD a month for a tiny room that had about 3 square feet of walking space after my bed and desk.
Foxmar320: I need to replace the GPU in my PC because it's failing and ive been unable to find one anywhere
kusinohki: wasn't one of the road quest cars 1200 ??
TheMerricat: I'm living in a small apartment in St. Louis and rent is $950 USD...
RockPusher: Cheapest RTX 3080 Ti I can see at local retailer - NZ$3199
bytecaster: At this point, they could announce a new card and not make any, and nobody would really notice, just business as usual
ANeMzero: Nvidia calls their reference version the "Founders Edition"
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :)
Infected_Dragoon: Hi
ANeMzero: So The Magic Circle as a JRPG
Earthenone: so, a normal jrpg :P
Infected_Dragoon: Does anyone know around when friday night paper fight starts?
Riiiiiiis: how about a "Graphics card as a service" ?? You get good hardware and pay per month for a certain performance :-D
codatski: Convenient, now we'll never know what is a real bug or not
Juliamon: !schedule
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Gnyrinn: Check out our artisanal graphics cards. Lots and lots of transistors that are <20nm long. (Note that this particular nm stands for Nautical miles)
Earthenone: in about 3 hours
Snowcookies: lmao
Riiiiiiis: perfect solution!! nooo problem
Garfy400: gsync = nsync???
BrookJustBones: Sounds like a fun PiF
Snowcookies: Magic Circle yeah
Earthenone: ohh yeah, i remember that one
s0lesurviv0r: Mystic Circle...we're thinking of changing the name
bytecaster: Deleted all your save files? Bad ending, I guess
Fairgrim: it's a feature?
s0lesurviv0r: deleting saves that Yoko Taro level game design
Gizmoloid: @s0lesurviv0r :D
ANeMzero: Event[0] had an unintended "Good" ending that was the result of a bug
PharaohBender27: Wasn't that the name of a newspaper comic strip, exclamation point and all?
beowuuf: lol
RebekahWSD: Hoping to see LRR play Overboard! at some point yes yes
electric_claire: Inkle is great! They also did 80 days and the Sorcery! games.
Earthenone: !spoilers
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Earthenone: :P
margravetech: we call that, pinning it on someone else
TheMerricat: "JULY, 1935. A MURDER HAS BEEN COMMITTED aboard the SS Hook, eight hours out from New York. Only one problem: you did it. Can you get away with murder?"
SoldierToken: yeah, i wishlisted that i think. looked interesting
GapFiller: didnt Jenny LeClue sorta cover that angle
electric_claire: I still need to beat Heaven's Vault
Juliamon: OOH Heaven's Vault devs
Snowcookies: ooh
saucemaster5000: 80 days was a great phone game
RebekahWSD: Heaven's Vault A+
djalternative: Heaven's Vault was on talking sim
MagicalAttackGecko: heavens vault devs? Yes plz
TheMerricat: Just launched @LoadingReadyRun , on the 2nd
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Jenny just disturbed a crime scene, she didn't murder anyone
Garfy400: The simplest achievement is catch the murderer
I_Am_Clockwork: Beej’s hair is on fleek(?)
Garfy400: who is you
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MostExcellentHat: Beej need do a Londo Mollari cosplay at this point
Garfy400: Mr Garibaldi
boilersnake: Heather but then you shoulded discous it on stream
bytecaster: But what if I don't want to install your app and give it access to all my stuff.
RockPusher echos Ian's rant
couldntpickausername: it's so annoying. I have a desktop, why not let me use it
prof_membrane: Reddit works fine as a website. ?
lirazel64: I HAET that!
GapFiller: just cz theyre telling yr to install the app doesnt mean yr HAVE TO install the app
GapFiller: yet
TwitchTVsFrank: websites>>>>apps
RebekahWSD: My phone has like 1gb of memory, so I hate when things want an app
couldntpickausername: like why can't I go to google's website to access my smarthome stuff from my computer?
LurkerSpine: I one hundo agree with Ian on this. It is absolute bs that something that's perfectly good in the browser to force an app
GapFiller: Beejdrop!
TwitchTVsFrank: i hate forced app crap
Foxmar320: Ive never been a fan of the PS app
MagicalAttackGecko: Can confirm am Beej
djalternative: I remember when chat was beejdropped
NightValien28: we are beej
TheMerricat: My annoyance is that they do 'apps' which are 90% just reactive web sites, and then still try to prevent you from getting to a web site.
Sky_Kast: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: Preach it Beej!
NightValien28: because print sellers are full of shit
Snowcookies: wow
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NightValien28: jokes on you I already troubleshoot my parents console
Sky_Kast: yeah ... yeah sing it beej
RockPusher: I mean, installing the CD in the box was *always* a bad idea for HP Printers
prof_membrane: Printer makers are shit. They’re also the leading edge of shit.
Nigouki: f*ck HP, Brother 4 life
Garfy400: spoiler: no one knows what they're doing
DeM0nFiRe: I had to install an app on my phone to set up my internet and then the stupid app didn't even work and I had to call them anyway
bytecaster: Every printer does essentially the same thing, there should be like 3 drivers.
PharaohBender27: ^
DeM0nFiRe: Liek my home internet, not mobile internet
couldntpickausername: wow, you can still do the normal drivers on windows, I guess they didn't do that for mac
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RockPusher: I would return the device as "Not Fit For Purpose"
Decaped: HP siloing interfering with Apple siloing.
MagicalAttackGecko: uggggggggggggggg
prof_membrane: Go Beej
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Gnyrinn: I think the answer is Enterprise printers. Nuts to the consumer tier.
methodia_chicken: I did the def
Garfy400: Been is my tech spirit animal
bytecaster: I mean, Enterprise printers are also not all that great, but yeah, often at least somewhat better
Araragi298: whoa is Beej wearing a wig?
bytecaster: We made this app for you, with the same tech that we use for the website, but now we can harvest your data.
Qvdv: Araragi298 nope, that's all his
PharaohBender27: @Araragi298 Have you not seen a stream for a while? He's been growing his hair out since last summer
Henshini: I had to get a new printer because neither the generic Mac drivers nor the hp app would print on it
TheMerricat: And Experience WONT let you download without having an account.
Sky_Kast: nah he's 100% the professor
Araragi298: I have not seen Beej for a while, clearly
Juliamon: Araragi298 It's partially an illusion, he uses his headphones to push it all forward
bytecaster: Yeah, you can get the drivers normally, buuuut if you want to use some of the more advanced features like streaming or shadowplay, I think you need the experience thingy
MagicalAttackGecko: "No, megacorp, you dont need my birthday"
BlueFingers5: if it wasn't for the streaming I wouldn't use Nvidia Experience
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Henshini: Old man beej thinks his info isn’t already out there
bytecaster: @BlueFingers5 Same
Sky_Kast: yeah like brave
TheMerricat: It's amazing how many people were born on 1/1/2000. Folk must have been going at it like bunnies on April 1st.
LurkerSpine: yeah, there is a playstation equivalent of true achievements
Sky_Kast: so tricky
lirazel64: If I was to do the things the nyt wants, I'd have 3 apps on my phone just for them.
PharaohBender27: @Henshini I'm sure he knows it is, it's the principle of the thing.
EvilBadman: Vita means life.
Lord_Hosk: I have so many trophys and badges on the LRR forums
Spluuga: but your HP printer app can apply your favorite instagram filter automatically to your prints :P
GapFiller: maybe get their AIM's
margravetech: that seems like the kind of messaging service full of ten-year-olds with very colored commentary about my mother
PharaohBender27: @Spluuga That sounds . . . super annoying. "Hey, we see you like sepia tones, so we're printing this work document in sepia!"
GapFiller: sometimes they were called The Sporting News Baseball
RockPusher: F1, F2… Mario Kart
MrSVCD: Brock Leasnar does a F5...
djalternative: There's Formula 1, 2, 3, G, and E I believe
Qvdv: Drive to Survive
TheMerricat: They actually already have f4 too.
RockPusher: Formula Luigi is gonna cut you!
Fairgrim: F1 racing and other full sim racing is pretty awesome but also can get expensive
Shiferl is continuing the Gift Sub they got from HoodedBowman!
LordZarano: @djalternative What's G?
djalternative: @djalternative I believe it's their gaming division
lirazel64: What, booze-filled parties?
Earthenone: i used to do alternative F4, but i was forced to quit Kappa
RockPusher: Hmmm - the Oxenfree conversation system for simulating a press conference would be an interesting idea…
KakuEpsilon: Boo!
Electrodyne: allez allez
Nigouki: they saw what Idolm@ster and Kantai Collection did to the football manager genre and realized people want a much much deeper escape fantasy than just sports stats
lirazel64: I suspect it's like the Olympics -- heart-throb bios for drrrrrrama.
Lord_Hosk: Interpersonal rivalries because one person got signed by red bull but you got signed by Ferrari when you came up together all the way up from cart through F2 on the same team. so now you hate them. Even though there are only like 8 spots available each year so you both getting a seat in a year should mean you are thrilled for each other
GerrardUK: That was Formula E
Qvdv: think most of that stuff came from the Nascar side
PharaohBender27: (shaking first) Butler!
lirazel64: Snidely Butler!
Musicsquid: I want the Devon Butler friends to lovers fanfic
Snowcookies: Management sims
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Waluigi is the real hero
LurkerSpine: Didn't Diddy Kong racing kinda have one?
BrowneePoints: Diddy Kong Racing definitely had one
djalternative: they even had story mode in mario maker 2
Snowcookies: Put story mode in Mario Kart you cowards
LordZarano: F-Zero had story mode
hold_no_carter: All the Crash racing games had sorry modes
djalternative: I want Baby Rosalina story mode
KakuEpsilon: Mario Tennis on the Game Boy Color and Advance had a weird RPG bit for sure.
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Diabore: peach feuds with bowser because for gods sake she just wants to relax at home
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GapFiller: cmon Paul who among us DIDNT lose the baby at least once
LordZarano: F-Zero GX's story mode was impossibly difficult though
ANeMzero: Behold the Kickmen was Blaseball before Blaseball
ANeMzero: IIRC when you score a goal in Kickmen you get a kiss on the cheek from the ref
Gnyrinn: Did this cross the barrier of reality from a Mitchell and Webb sketch?
GapFiller: its always intriguing hearing abt football from people for whom it isnt part of the cultural millieu
TheMerricat: ah yes Dream finally came out and admitted he cheated
Daye04: wait, it wasn't legit, though
PharaohBender27: Gee, I wond- lrrHEATHER just took the words right out of my mouth :D
lirazel64: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
Daye04: stand up Matt did a big video on it
Decaped: the report he commissioned also concluded it was improbable that the game was unmodified.
Diabore: "im sorry i got caught"
matty0409: yeah, a math youtuber made a video and it was like everyone on earth doing it every second for a year, you wouldn't be 100% likely to get it
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "it's not my fault"
PharaohBender27: Suuuuuuurrrrrrre
Daye04: @matty0409 heck yeah! someone who also enjoyed Stand up Matt's video 😄
couldntpickausername: love heather's reactions here
ostera_toralen: "bro my brother installed hacks on my computer"
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
GamesAndInk: His little brother did it
Angnor33: Magic Mod Manipulation.
Vanbael: still sus
TheAinMAP: HahaReindeer
Snowcookies: nice pushing of guilt
Creideiki_SE: @Daye04 That speedrun wasn't even a Parker Square!
RunningMonkeys: why even risk it. just get a clean install.
GamesAndInk: He also didn't turn his game files to his moderation team like he was supposed to, IIRC? So that + not saying he had that mod = man what a liar
TheMerricat: The worse part was he originally was asked to share his install and instanopped out and said "By default I always delete the whole install everytime so I don't have it any more"....
lirazel64: So, is he doing a clean run now?
Daye04: @creideiki_se a oooh, are you a more real stand up Matt fan than I? I don't even recognize Parker Square 😄
RockPusher: Almost always the Mea Culpa is the correct PR move
Decaped: no, he took his ball and went home. he deleted all his records.
Mai_Andra: But then he wouldn't get all the attention. FBtouchdown
josh___something: From what I remember, it's extremely obvious when you boot up minecraft that you have mods on
GamesAndInk: If he is a professional Minecraft player, he should've noticed he had the mod on as soon as he started trading.
Creideiki_SE: @Daye04 The Parker Square is "the mascot of giving it a go, but ultimately failing". It's *almost* a very special magic square. From one of his nideos on Numberphile, I believe.
NotCainNorAbel: here is the thing, as a professional on anything, you are never too deep.
GamesAndInk: @josh___something only if you use the standard modding routes of Forge or Fabric. But before they existed, people modded Minecraft directly.
Daye04: @creideiki_se oh, cool. I do like Numberphile. so it's not impossible that I've seen it, but just forgotten the term 😄
TheMerricat: Chat the Dream's 'mods' were datapacks/resource packs so in THEORY, it would be possible to launch the game and play it without knowing it was modded, but I think we all realize this is 100% "My dog ate my homework" bullshit.
DeM0nFiRe: Cheating does happen in speedrunning from time to time, and sometimes the game's community will eventually accept runs from the person again (often with extra requirements on verification of course)
Lord_Hosk: Beej, he has a three quarters of a million subs... and the DreamSMP streams Minecraft Roleplay he is a part of are the most popular thing on youtube
LadyDKat: Windows installation party!
dragonwarrior000: if he was going back and forth between speed runs and entertainment content then it could be easy to forget or miss if one run had it on or off but thats not me declaring im siding with him
Mai_Andra: Dream trends on twitter for one reason or another every week from all the stan accounts. I wouldn't be surprised if they all argue that he would never cheat, even when he explicitly admits to cheating.
RunningMonkeys: LUL
hold_no_carter: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
hold_no_carter: love Matt Parker
Easilycrazyhat: Matt Parker's vids on those are fantastic
Izandai: Follow Matt Parker's Youtube channel by the way, he makes great videos.
djalternative: yeah. Stand Up Maths is great
Lord_Hosk: The speedruns aren't all dream does
Daye04: Matt Parker!
Daye04: hurray!
DeM0nFiRe: Once the inital report came out saying "yeah mathematically this isn't possible" I think that was the only chance he could say "oh oops sometimes I use a mod for practice, maybe I accidentally left it on" and have any semblance of credibility
Fairgrim: Matt Parker is a fun math nerd to watch
hold_no_carter: Matt Parker's vids on everything are great
Decaped: yeah, this is a story because it's Dream, one of the most popular Minecraft youtubers. If this was a nobody, this isn't a story.
Easilycrazyhat: Weirdly, Matt Parker reminds me so much of Matt Smith
DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah the perfect bridge hand video was super neat
Lord_Hosk: Exactly Decaped
Gizmoloid: Speaking of speedrun scandals, turns out a ridiculous number of Trackmania records were cheated. Something like thousands, I think?
BibitteNoire: True randomness is extremely extremely hard to achieve
Lord_Hosk: one of the most popular minecraft youtubers, who is a part of the team which is currently dominating youtube
DeM0nFiRe: Finally something goes Nintendo's way
Mollylele: Matt Parker is not the lab-grown hybrid of Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Izandai: Nope.
TheMerricat: That's not that surprising @Gizmoloid from what I can recall of Trackmania it wasn't that tight of a game.
dragonwarrior000: I don't like the probability argument cause it's always "It's so low it could never happen" but it's not 0 though
djalternative: or a medium cash hamlet
ostera_toralen: i definitely do not remember romuniverse
Qvdv: ah, the person that defended themselves, interesting strat
ostera_toralen: for legal purposes
Ouzora: omg I love that P5 shirt. A+ drip
jedi_master_zll: As a programmer true randomness is theoretically impossible to program. You just get "good enough" randomness.
Lord_Hosk: Mollylele It can neither be confirmed nor denied
Invitare: letigious
Izandai: @dragonwarrior000 It's impossible to know anything for certain. There's always some possibility, however slim, that the evidence of your senses is false in some way. Fundamentally, we can only ever make decisions based on extreme likelihoods, not true certainties.
TheOtherTrevor: cd-ROM
Mai_Andra: CR-ROMs are a myth. xivGoob
MrSVCD: CD-roms are small now.
LurkerSpine: @Izandai That sounds quite hyperbolic. There are plenty of things that are verifiable.
TheMerricat: BTW chat, just a heads up, declaring bankruptcy DOES NOT discharge debts incurred due to violating copyrights, at least in the US someone already tried that route and the courts shut them down.
DeM0nFiRe: But if I put "no copyright intended" on my rom site, it's legal right? Kappa
Izandai: @dragonwarrior000 And really, the argument against Dream is not "It's so unlikely that these odds are legitimate we can say with certainty that they aren't", the argument is "It's so unlikely that these odds are legitimate that it's much more likely that he just cheated."
couldntpickausername: nintendo is not the bad guy in the scenario when they defend their trademarks or take down rom sites
LordZarano: @dragonwarrior000 It was at the level where if there were 1000s of Earths where every single person was doing nothing but minecraft speedruns constantly for their entire lives you still wouldn't expect to see even 1 run like this, though
GapFiller: smart move
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: Oh nnooooooo
Izandai: That's a brave move.
PharaohBender27: Oh honey no
Spluuga: awww yeees
ostera_toralen: I used to work at a court, and that was ALWAYS entertaining
josh___something: ruhroh
KiaStirling: Since Switch has SNES & NES games and more coming, Nintendo could probably make an argument that they are planning to keep adding other old games and that this site is stepping on their toes by doing so
jedi_master_zll: It worked in Nsburg
GapFiller: the kinda person who wd attempt to fight that also being the kinda person to defend themself sounds abt right
Snowcookies: uuhhh
ostera_toralen: people who choose to defend themselves are always a bit crazy
Easilycrazyhat: One internet entrepreneur vs Nintendo's legal department. Who will win?!
TheMerricat: on the flip side he might not jhave been able to find an actual lawyer who would have defended him so if he didn't want to cop to it....
Gizmoloid: @TheMerricat Don't know if it had a reputation for easy cheating, but the way it was discovered was interesting: turns out the run files used for uploading records actually contained all control inputs, so someone analysed them and found out that people were making impossibly quick adjustments, which meant they were actually playing in slow-mo.
Lord_Hosk: dragonwarrior000 its not that its impossible, its that when you take that a abnormal statistical outlier happened to dream not once, not twice but dozens of times in a row, thats what made it suspicious. Outliers happen, but when it happened Every time he streamed a speedrun it looked suspicious.
GapFiller: sometimes people do infact get what they deserve
TheMerricat: ok that's cute @Gizmoloid, I like it when the game includes something like that for verification.
Diabore: beej, you could say, you pity that fool?
DeM0nFiRe: Not 100% sure but I think the article said his revenue was down to 800 per month and he was already on welfare before the lawsuit?
GapFiller: Diabore Oh Snap
Easilycrazyhat: @Diabore Mr. B?
djalternative: Gamefly still exists I think
geail: Netflix still has the DVD business
Fairgrim: doesn't Netflix still has dvds?
geail: I still use it occasionally
Lord_Hosk: They do Fairgrim
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Izandai: So what you're saying is that if he'd used NFTs... Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: I think they spun off t he DVD to a separate business no longer called Netflix?
EvilBadman: @djalternative Absolutely still exists
Gizmoloid: @TheMerricat yeah that's a cute feature, but what's weird is apparently it was there for years, and no one knew about it! The cheaters were not caught by the devs AFAIK, someone else figured out what that data actually was and put in months of work to analyze the records. Wild.
bytecaster: Beej, don't give them ideas.
DeM0nFiRe: Ah it's called DVD {dot} com now
LurkerSpine: I dunno, that DVD rental service that streamed the DVD player's output didn't work out legally
Fairgrim: ohh god that art auction that sold a roll of tape and air as $15,000 piece of art.
geail: The licenses are good for X time
Easilycrazyhat: wait...what?!
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aerobeing: NotLikeThis
TheMerricat: To my knowledge there are different rights for lending vs. owning. I seem to recall you couldn't just go to Walmart and buy a DVD to loan it out you had to pay $1000 for a 'rental copy' to be legal.
Easilycrazyhat: that's so very dumb
bytecaster: Conveniently, the publisher do not need to spend any money on those "new" copies they sell.
aerobeing: And the limited number of digital "copies".
prof_membrane: Money talks. Disruption for thee and not for me. !!!
geail: You get an ebook with words crossed out and notes around the edges
Sky_Kast: yeah but that's the way of ebooks
lode1: Cheer100 Cheer100 Thoughts on the Quantic Dream trial?
TheThromborax: "I'm not under oath, am I?"
TheMerricat: @lode1 unless there is new news since the april part where it was overturned, they already talked bout it in a previous Checkpoint back then.
CaptainSpam: @TheThromborax Worse, it was directly "I'm not under oath, *so I can lie, right?*".
RandomTrivia: BEEJ benginFacepalm
GapFiller: Action 51!
DeM0nFiRe: It is kinda dumb how bad the games available on NES and SNES are
SirMorek: that got weird
couldntpickausername: super brawl brothers street motherfuckers
Respected_Geode: Did I miss a checkpoint?
couldntpickausername: even nintendo isn't putting in all their first party titles on them
Izandai: eugh
GapFiller: somebody somewhere laments the inability to play the dreck like Action 51
codatski: Good old Nintendo and their anti-consumer literally everything
TheMerricat: "Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."
TheOtherTrevor: Officially a contest now
s0lesurviv0r: clzStress clzStress clzStress
couldntpickausername: konami port SOTN to PC or switch already
geail: @Respected_Geode No, it was skipped this week for the Pre-Prerelease
bytecaster: Maybe someone will finally unlock the secret ending to E3
Mai_Andra: NES/SNES Final Fantasy on Switch when, though? katesGift
KiaStirling: @Respected_Geode PPR tuckered everyone out so technically no
BlueMechanic: So it's an award for making the most misleading advertisment?
Sethalidos: is it going to be Jeff Keeley's Advertising Spectacle
lode1: @TheMerricat Something that David Cage said came to light, just in time for Pride Month.
QuietJay: Is it a hypothetical award?
SpoonfullOfSugar: Best Booth, Best Demo, Most Anticipated, Best Custscene gameplay
RandomTrivia: "where everything is made up and the awards don't matter"
LurkerSpine: I really wish E3 didn't have consumers at it
LordZarano: Hey! I liked Balloon Fight! ...Or rather I liked the Balloon Fight minigame in Warioware
s0lesurviv0r: How is the pay for hyped virtual audiences?
s0lesurviv0r: hired hyped virtual audiences
EvilBadman: All the press do these awards on their own coverage already, this is weridly consolidating
NojhLivic: So it's a glorified poll
lirazel64: It's like sportswriters voting for the baseball Hall of Fame.
GapFiller: lode1 given Cages previous track record is v well known at this point it feels much as w/e he said is almost certainly awful it really isnt that newsworthy
RandomTrivia: It won't the true "most anticipated" though, it will just be the one they think is probably most anticipated
Izandai: That's what E3 needed, a win-more mechanic.
NojhLivic: THey did this last year during some of the other virtual video game cons if I remember right. E3 is just copying them I guess.
EvilBadman: The voting for these awards are from a press panel, not public
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Izandai: Oh they fuckin' better.
Decaped: Skate4 wins every year at that point.
TheMerricat: Chat, we've been issued a challenge, you know what you must do :P
GapFiller: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Spluuga: Always listen to chat
lirazel64: Or... go with me on this journey... E3 *makes a video novel* about the game hype!
Qvdv: I can only imagine these awards are very pay to win. Can a publisher just buy a categorie?
TheMerricat: @Qvdv that is the impression that one often gets
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NojhLivic: Currated judged awards is not uncommon among various industries.
xantos69: I can't wait for the story that Checkpoint will be doing in about 2 years. "Company comes forward and admits they bribed E3 officials to pick their game as most anticipated."
TheMerricat: But Heather, PS5 cakes! PS4 CAKES!
RandomTrivia: Will each member of Twitch Chat get a tiny vtuber avatar through which they can emote to affect the outcome? lrrBEEJ
Spluuga: Maybe they'll have an app with a applause button the viewers can tap like Eurovision had :P
LordZarano: ALL award ceremonies are dull
NojhLivic: But the lack of any actual merit to judge is the problem.
Izandai: Actually, what I really hope is that Nintendo's presentation begins with Eiji Aonuma being like "I can't tell you anything about BOTW2 yet, but I'll have information for you later in the year." And then at the end of Nintendo's presentation, he comes back and is like "I didn't say *much* later in the year." And then we get a BOTW2 presentation.
Izandai: I would LOVE if they did that.
geail: Why announce the Best Soundrack in the pre-show?
Respected_Geode: Xeno X Port when
EvilBadman: yes, but, Heather, a WHOOPER WATCH is in effect
RandomTrivia: Izandai That is such a damn goo didea
RandomTrivia: *good idea
GapFiller: S tier troll move
GapFiller: itd be almost worth it
RandomTrivia: People would be disappointed for 55 minutes and then MAXIMUM OVERHYPED
geail: Twitter isn't real. Neither is chat
Izandai: It would be SO GOOD.
KiaStirling: How dare they troll us back
Snowcookies: Chat is not real and cannot hurt you
djalternative: don't let nintendo stop you from drinking bleach
Decaped: I hope BotW2 follows in the footsteps of Majora's Mask
codatski: @snowcookies If I'm not real, does that mean I don't have to pay student loans?
RandomTrivia: Snowcookies *ominous lurking noises*
QuietJay: World Premiere!
djalternative: No applause. Only coconuts
RandomTrivia: "and there was much rejoicing" *cheering*
DeM0nFiRe: @Decaped Agreed
ostera_toralen: honestly i loved hades, but tlou2 was easily my goty
Izandai: TBH Animal Crossing should've won last year. No other game defined the gaming landscape last year like that one.
RandomTrivia: OOF
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Sky_Kast: I really hope student loans should be defaulting soon such a bad deal
TheMerricat: chat, do you realize we still haven't talked about the chicken nugget? How can we have not talked about the nugget?
Snowcookies: right
PharaohBender27: Yep.
djalternative: Just call it best in show. that's what it actually is
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geail: The new Halo
NojhLivic: Cyberpunk /won/ most anticipated game of the the year at a few awards last year.
Izandai: I dunno if it was the *best* game of last year, but if that's what the award is about then it literally doesn't matter because that's a subjective judgement.
saucemaster5000: just call it the j.j. abrams award
PharaohBender27: Of course, Person of the Year isn't "This is the best person," it's "This is the person who was most relevant to this year's events"
Sky_Kast: LUL
electra310: Distracted by a truly unusual amount of rain here. We could barely see across the parking lot to our neighbors for a minute there.
RandomTrivia: Ultimate Pandering Simulator 2022
PharaohBender27: @electra310 Dang.
Gnyrinn: Can we come up with a good tagline for Game Journalist Simulator?
electra310: My son has, of course, gone out to experience it in person. :D
EvilBadman: They don't have the booth walls where each publication can slap the "BEST IN SHOW" stickers on
TheMerricat: You heard it here first chat, E3 this year will be all VTubers. In hot tubs!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GapFiller: v good Paul
Snowcookies: omg
Mai_Andra: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
couldntpickausername: oh I am so watching this later
jessieimproved: I WATCHED it
RandomTrivia: That was so fucking smooth
electra310: That was a work of art!
Decaped: influencers is just marketing, it's definitely what E3 needs to do to make money
djalternative: tbh, Devolver is always best in show of E3
s0lesurviv0r: director's cut limited edition steelbook!
RandomTrivia: Wait it was leaked on a literal actual VHS tape? That is 100% a marketing ploy
CaptainSpam: I feel as if that wouldn't make the movie any better. :p
jessieimproved: It's a raw cut
Izandai: Are you saying they released the [producer's name] cut?
jessieimproved: There are timestamps on some of the frames
TheMerricat: #releaseMarioSnyderscut
RandomTrivia: Praise the Wayback Machine!
jessieimproved: It's mostly bits between scenes
Lysander_Gustav: It's not a great movie
saucemaster5000: I love hearing how much of a production nightmare that movie was. Dennis Hopper was supposed to film for three weeks and it took 17 weeks
Lord_Hosk: Its mostly bad
GapFiller: Dennis Hopper Dennis Hopper Dennis Hopper
GapFiller: Dennis Hopper
Lysander_Gustav: It's longer mud-bath scenes
MostExcellentHat: watched it, the movie flows better than the theatrical version, still terrible though
ANeMzero: I watched the first 15 minutes and most of the new stuff is just like.. "this scene starts a little sooner or ends a little later"
Sethalidos: you should be Heather, you should be
djalternative: no. I want the dead air. all of it. just every take that they did for room tone
Fairgrim: SMB was a classic dumb movie
EvilBadman: #ReleaseTheSuperCut
Snowcookies: backstory? Why?
Lysander_Gustav: I've read that the production was a nightmare, mainly because of the directors
QuietJay: @Gnyrinn Antics In Game Journalism
Sethalidos: Everyone do the Mario
RandomTrivia: I think a rival plumbing agency would really sell the realism of the worldbuilding lrrBEEJ
Izandai: what
floki4242: mario vs the mob
GapFiller: tbf it WAS the early 90's
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
Lord_Hosk: Release the Luo Albano cut
saucemaster5000: Dennis Hoppers son asked him why he did the movie, and he replied "I need to buy you shoes" -- Henry Hopper apparently then said "Dad I don't need shoes that much."
NojhLivic: I've yet to watch the cut but my understanding it re-introduces some of the original "cyberpunk" aspects the directors had before Disney forced the to re-write to target children.
Mai_Andra: They just started rapping from outta nowhere. It was amazing. xivGoob
s0lesurviv0r: but where are the cut scenes from the Double Dragon movie?
LurkerSpine: early 90s
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 I'd forgotten that katesLol
GapFiller: long movies back in the day had intermissions tho
darkora: I think the Mario Bros film was the product of -A LOT- of cocaine, like A LOOOOOOT
TheMerricat: Previously-unseen deleted scenes include the Mario Bros running afoul of the (probably Mafia-connected) Scapelli plumbing company, Koopa murdering a technician by de-evolving him into slime, and Iggy and Spike rapping about the overthrow of King Koopa at the Boom Boom Bar. (Along with some dancing women who were censored for the theatrical cut.) There's more of Lena, Daniella and the Brooklyn Girls.
Izandai: @saucemaster5000 Oh my god that's amazing. PrideLaugh
GapFiller: thats the bit people forget
LordZarano: Sparticus is SOO LOONG
Qvdv: Titanic was exciting, there was no way to know how it would end
Lysander_Gustav: neat
EvilBadman: '93, and it's 104 minutes long, which is a lil long from that era.
geail: Gone With the Wind is 3 hr 58 min
Gnyrinn: @QuietJay LoveIt.
Mai_Andra: I love that movie. It's terrible, but fantastic.
s0lesurviv0r: I shudder at how much garbage I dragged my parents to
Snowcookies: Movies with Guild budgets have a certain amount of budget based on how long they say their movie is
Lysander_Gustav: rocket boots are not a bad idea
GapFiller: I can never look at Bowser w/o immediately thinking of Dennis Hopper thanks to SMB
CranstonSnord: 12-year-old Paul: "Um, actually"
Lysander_Gustav: But the whole movie was bad
Easilycrazyhat: That movie is a fever dream and I love it. It is a treasure.
EvilBadman: "It's a...BOB-OMB!"
Norph00: It fits in the context of 90's kids movies.
DeM0nFiRe: "The video game is so much better" LUL
Nigouki: disappointed in it as a kid, not disappointed in it as a modern internet fanboy that sends death threats to people involved with the movie
ashesandmochi: that movie is such a fever dream
Mai_Andra: Lance Henrikson was in it for 15 seconds.
CAKHost: You know, The Mario Brothers Film at least did the jump boots better than Portal 1 did
Norph00: Like The ninja turtle movies were on this same level
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, that SMB3 preview
Fairgrim: Wizard it the movie of a kid with the power glove
EvilBadman: The Wizard, or now known as Nintendo Direct: SMB3
Lysander_Gustav: The power glove scene was weird.
serramarkov: But Mortal Kombat rules!
CaptainSpam: The Wizard wasn't all that good, either. Kappa
CAKHost: Though I guess I don't know if those boots protect one from long fall damage...
Izandai: Oh. I thought those were the koopas.
NojhLivic: The idea the original director's had was actually kinda cool cyberpunk a re-imaginging of the Mario Bro's ideas. as a kid, I was totally on board. The original diretors were the creators of Max Headroom. So that might help explain what was happening.
Snowcookies: yeah
GapFiller: mmm Dennis Hopper
Easilycrazyhat: It's amazing.
Lord_Hosk: the wizard wasnt a bad movie
TheThromborax: The Angry Birds Movie is the best video game movie. Fight me. I will die on this hill
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Lysander_Gustav: wow
Simonark: The Wizard is... NOT a great film from a neurodivergent representation POV...
CaptainSpam: NO BEEJ
frogomb: How did she know the whistle was up there? In sjmb3
GapFiller: nalvLUL jlrrFacepalm
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
cuttlefishman: Is Beej trying to relive his childhood?
Snowcookies: omg
TheAinMAP: What?
floki4242: my 10 year old nephew watches the TV show
LordZarano: The short film that Nathan Fillian did of Uncharted is the best video game movie
Izandai: Heather dramatic reading time!
CaptainSpam: BEEJ YOU UNLEASHED THIS EVIL
ashesandmochi: w h a t
Snowcookies: Pls read it yeah
CranstonSnord: relaxbMonka
s0lesurviv0r: baalorWhat clzNyani
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
Nigouki notes down "Beej does Mario Bros Movie Rap" for Desert Bus challenge
GapFiller: ohhhh Waterworld
CastleOtranto: @LordZarano That's just a fact
floki4242: @nigouki yes
electra310: Oh yes, that is an excellent challenge
Lysander_Gustav: oh, okay
NotCainNorAbel: okay, I was going to say that movie was pretty rough to watch
Fairgrim: WaterWorld was a strange trip
Simonark: This was Dennis Hopper's curse!
TheThromborax: the extended Waterworld is almost as good as the soundtrack to the SNES Waterworld game
CranstonSnord: an extra hour of Kevin Costner drinking his own urine?
saucemaster5000: wow I just realized dennis hopper was in two overbudgeted basically reshot disasters in the 90s
Mai_Andra: Where is that available, because I really want to see it?
jessieimproved will remember
TehAmelie: i've never heard of this. but now i gotta watch ut
GapFiller: just think The Postman exists cz people saw Waterworld and thought Kevin Costner deserved another chance
s0lesurviv0r: movie trading cards
SuperTanookiMario: Did the Mario movie have Nintendo's seal of quality?
TheMerricat: The fan edit for Waterworld is called the Ulysses Edit.
cuttlefishman: The Postman was an okay book
Japolai: apparently there were 2 cuts of waterworld, 1 that was all action and 1 that was all story and this is them properly cut together
CAKHost: Bowser turned someone into a monkey at the end of the movie. Though it was more of a chimpanzee
Izandai: Because apparently it's 2008?
Sunmare_Dragon: why is there monkey is always good question
CAKHost: If I remember?
glitched_goddess: Oh hey, Beej is cosplaying as Vir from B5 lol
PMAvers: So what, is it a virus that infects people's devices that turns them into a massive DDOS zombie horde?
kusinohki: was the monkey refered to as donkey kong?
Lord_Hosk: Waterworld really fell apart because it stretched too far and the sets got ruined by a tropical storm, then the studio basically fired the director and Kevin Costner was like "sure I guess Ill finish it if no one else will" and knew nothing about directing and admits it.
GapFiller: Lord_Hosk what abt The Postman then
Fairgrim: paid testing
Lysander_Gustav: :D
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
GapFiller: never change Ubisoft
Fairgrim: test it in production
NightValien28: its ubisoft it cannot be good
s0lesurviv0r: welcome to the lab, guinea pigs.
Lysander_Gustav: Don't pay for beta testers and quality control. Just make people pay for it.
dingdingboom: hiring testers? what a sucker
PharaohBender27: Actually please change, Ubisoft - at least change the abuse stuff
saucemaster5000: Imagine building that waterworld set... twice
LordZarano: That's a job that you pay people to do...
CAKHost: I don't seem to remember there being a Donkey Kong reference in the Mario Brothers Film, but I wouldn't be surprised if I just didn't pick up on it
NightValien28: ubisoft now capitalizing abuse
Lysander_Gustav: I remember beta testers was a thing
Easilycrazyhat: Nice XD
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
s0lesurviv0r: time to watch New Game to see the fantasy of morally responsible game development
floki4242: I like farcry
couldntpickausername: oh hey ubisoft, that horrible company that treats their employees like garbage
NightValien28: they did, a 30 second video then nothing else
protongun: oh Heather going for the throat!
couldntpickausername: thank you Heather for bringing that up
NightValien28: no paul that was riot, ubisoft didn't even do that
Easilycrazyhat: It's IASIP for game dev
TehAmelie: on the previous topic, here's an unused track for the Waterworld SNES game that was pretty much the primordial crappy movie licence game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FHq_9O4q4
Lysander_Gustav: So, like Better of Ted but more horrifying?
TehAmelie: license
GapFiller: WHAT
Skeletonman1100: What?
Vanbael: WHY!
KiaStirling: nuggy is sus
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: tendies to the moon?
heyalexdaily: More like if Community was about game devs.
geail: chickie nuggie
NightValien28: oh yeah the bean chicken nugget
josh___something: WHAAAT
saucemaster5000: how much was the sauce?
EvilBadman: Non Fungible Tendie
bytecaster: Did they put the nugget on the blockchain?
electra310: It makes it with taxes, then, right?
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
TheMerricat: The BTS chicken nugget meal
floki4242: I want to leave earth
PharaohBender27: katesWot
Lysander_Gustav: Almost as bad as the jesus toast
Sky_Kast: LUL
NojhLivic: Huh. Money launduring? Sounds like money laundering.
CranstonSnord: free shipping?
Lysander_Gustav: probably money laundering
GapFiller: EvilBadman surely the whole point is that the tendie is all too fungible
CAKHost: That isn't a difficult shape for a nugget though?????
Juliamon: They obscure usernames now to prevent harassment
s0lesurviv0r: people realize nuggets can be shaped however people want right??
floki4242: do thay just pay a hit man
EvilBadman: @GapFiller Don't tell the buyer that
theRomanticPast: are they just gonna eat it?
cuttlefishman: The BTS meal is just a chicken nuggets meal
cuttlefishman: Fall Guys are the beans
RandomTrivia: I believe this comes firmly under the heading of "more money than sense"
Fairgrim: but among us have big silly gloved hands
darkora: I can't imagine spending that much money on a nuggie, like it arrives and you're just like "...Oh I guess that's what I was expecting"
Raiger: What!? Chicken nuggets don't naturally form themselves that way!?
KiaStirling: boot nuggie squad
Mollylele: I guess mcnuggets are the most fungible food when you get down to it
floki4242: some one in a nugget factory got an idea
Skeletonman1100: Toast Jesus. . . I almost forgot about that one.
3and4fifths: Dinos ftw!
TheThromborax: We are the Boomers now!
glitched_goddess: I’ll just play the nugget gacha instead of paying a 100,000 bucks
s0lesurviv0r: Jay Leno potato chip
3and4fifths: amazonPoorlyDrawnDino
saucemaster5000: society confirms among us>jesus
Raiger: I mean, luckily McDonalds food lasts forever!
geail: dehydrate it further!
Nigouki: no phrase will ever impress me more about how far we've come as a civilization than "mechanically separated chicken"
RandomTrivia: At least cereal lasts for several years, a Nuggie becomes unpalatable after 38 seconds
KaleidoscopeMind: mcdonalds visor hat
TheMerricat: So I'm assuming this nugget was a Bone that had an Notch taken out.
FITorion: I remember toasters made to create an image of Jesus on toast...
TheThromborax: I once sold a box of Alphabits Cereal on Ebay for $15. I found it in the back of my mom's cupboard. It was unopened and 10 years old. There was a toy inside!
floki4242: yes
RandomTrivia: Oh good grief
josh___something: ewww
Lysander_Gustav: "previously owned"
LurkerSpine: It can't be classified as new per ebay rules, probably
Styxseus: Like, it's been opened
RandomTrivia: Thing is, a big youtuber who eats it for a dumb video will almost certainly make more revenue on that video than they spent on the nuggie
kusinohki: mostly??
Beowulf_Bjornson: only mostly?
chesul: susnugget is an interestingly pleasant thing to say.
GapFiller: and some people who collect wyrd tings have more money than sense
s0lesurviv0r: hired that dude who sealed a hot dog in epoxy or whatever on reddit
glitched_goddess: Susgget
red_shoes_jeff: A couple months from now, I'm gonna watch a new Ashens video and it's gonna start with "Hey, guess what I bought on auction just recently..."
Lysander_Gustav: sigh
FITorion: is BTS a refference I should know?
TheMerricat: BTW chat, I just found out that Hitman 3 was the end of the series (i.e. anything after this will be a reboot).
PharaohBender27: Oh nnooo
Styxseus: Oh good
CAKHost: Oh good?!
josh___something: umm
red_shoes_jeff: Oh no...
Snowcookies: okay
red_shoes_jeff: OH NO...
TheThromborax: "celebrating"
GapFiller: oh right this story
Lysander_Gustav: okay...
GapFiller: this is good
red_shoes_jeff: With you so far...
GapFiller: for a given definition of good
Styxseus: Suuure.. yes..
TehAmelie: the good iterations
TheMerricat: @FITorion BTS is possibly the biggest K-POP sensation that has made it to the West. They are super big with 'the youths'. Seven man, boy?, group.
Lysander_Gustav: oh
Styxseus: XD
TheThromborax: There is no good way to say this
RandomTrivia: FUCK
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrFacepalm
pharniel: Amazing.
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
GapFiller: yeh lets celebrate pride month by beating up a lesbian jlrrFacepalm
TheThromborax: Happy pride, beat up this queer girl
Fairgrim: a punching bag?
josh___something: OH MY GOD
RandomTrivia: Please tell me they at LEAST are trying to go for the kink angle...
LurkerSpine: I think both Ivy and Harley are bi?
saucemaster5000: wow
Lysander_Gustav: someone on the dev-team doesn't like the ship
electric_claire: Beat the everliiving shit out of Harley
DoodlestheGreat: FailFish
pharniel: The DA survivor
pharniel: oh wait, poison ivy, not harley
pharniel: just. oi
josh___something: 🤦♂️
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
CAKHost: Ugh
Snowcookies: I have no words
lirazel64: lrrFINE lrrAWW lrrFINE lrrAWW
red_shoes_jeff: Not as bad as I was expecting, STILL pretty bad.
PharaohBender27: Like, *who* thought this was a good idea!?
Styxseus: "We have ONE way for players to interact with characters in this game." I guess? :P
TheMerricat: "“We recognize associating our latest Global Challenge with Pride was insensitive and inappropriate,” the developer said — sporting a rainbow flag Twitter profile photo — in a tweet Thursday. “Real life violence against the LGBTQIA+ community and women within that community in particular is all too common and we should actively engage in efforts to end LGBTQIA+ violence, not normalize it. We apologize to the greater community, but especially LGBTQIA+ members."
TheMerricat: We are committed to listening and doing better..
Easilycrazyhat: This isn't who we are?
TehAmelie: 400,000 seconds is about 111 hours, or three full work werks. assuming you can do one match per second
Styxseus: :D
CAKHost: Are they still doing to do it though? Because that's not much of an apology
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
RandomTrivia: FUCKS SAKE
Easilycrazyhat: Ah, close enough
GapFiller: lrrWOW nalvLUL jlrrFacepalm
TehAmelie: weeks
RandomTrivia: You nailed that delivery
CAKHost: *going to do it
Lysander_Gustav: thoughts and prayers
Snowcookies: Almost in sync
TheMerricat: Warner Bros. has since removed the tweet bragging that players had already defeated Poison Ivy 175,000 times. Messaging for the event remained in-game on Friday morning, advertising the Global Challenge and its rewards, as well as a notification for a free Pride celebration gift — a Champion Bundle with shards used to unlock new characters.
Gnyrinn: "I hope that came across in sync." We'll fix it in post.
Spluuga: They are trying their best, Bront..
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I assume that's not actually part of the apology, but just the signature from marketing at this point
LurkerSpine: Yeah, so why not have players win 400k fights AS Ivy?
red_shoes_jeff: Really only so many things you can do in a FIGHTING GAME, yes.
NotCainNorAbel: I think all of this shows that they do NOT have LBGTQ+ people on staff that feel safe to say WTF
lirazel64: I'm gonna be committed if anyone writes that again.
BibitteNoire: Why not use the character to win matches be the event???
DeM0nFiRe: Is it not a game where they could have at least done "win matches AS poison ivy" or something?
Styxseus: It makes sense in a sad sort of way
djalternative: It could've been simply winning as harley or Ivy
PharaohBender27: Then have you be able to fight *AS* her - problem solved!
RobotInProgress: @BibitteNoire exactly!
NojhLivic: Ivy and Harley vs Joker and Batman
TehAmelie: by the way i was just reatching Birds of Prey or the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. still great
LurkerSpine: I don't know about the mobile game, but yes, you play as DC characters
TheMerricat: So a _very_ _very_ small defense of their stupidity is that the "Pride" part of this was that the reward was the '4 characters' that are canonically LBGTQ+
Skeletonman1100: Is this Injustice?
EvilBadman: Injustice (the nonmobile version) is DC Mortal Kombat dunno about the mobile one
Makimachine: Injustice is everyone is evil, especially Superman.
NojhLivic: Bad optics
RandomTrivia: It's quite impressive to see an industry simultaneously be up its own ass AND throw itself under buses
Styxseus: DID they try though?
Lysander_Gustav: There are good guys in Injustice, it's just a bit topsy turvy
riktracer: Chillupointuu!
Juliamon: If it's that hard to do, maybe... don't
PMAvers: Get out the rainbow secret lairs.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh, the Cheerios dare LUL
glitched_goddess: Pride Robitussin was great
Makimachine: Yeah, I think actually PI and HQ are one of the not bad ones actually, which just makes things somehow worse. NotLikeThis
Styxseus: :D
TheThromborax: Can we play as Poison Ivy beating up Lindsay Graham?
TheMerricat: Poison was a baddy, Harley is on the good guys side. They broke up
Snowcookies: "in honor of [tragic event] we are having a sale"
Easilycrazyhat: Cause Superman got hangry
Lysander_Gustav: ?!
TehAmelie: or why now get five PS5s?
QuietJay: How many PS5 tshirts?
NarishmaReborn: or get 5 ps5 tshirts
Skeletonman1100: What?
lirazel64: @thethromborax Hah!
RandomTrivia: Feel better about not being able to even GET an actual PS5?
Snowcookies: Get a PS5 T-shirt for the Moonbase?
Sethalidos: Also he offered to donate 25k to charity if the cheerios twitter account tweeted fuck you
Qvdv: a PS5 t-shirt, cause I sure won't be able to get the actual console
Lysander_Gustav: but why though?
Raiger: Can we trade it in for a PS5 at least?
lirazel64: Cheaper than a PS5
kusinohki: so half the cost of a graphics card?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TheThromborax: WHY
GapFiller: nalvLUL OH SNAP
RandomTrivia: And the fuckers will buy it anyway!
Snowcookies: Why is it so expensive?
TheThromborax: WHY WHY WHY
glitched_goddess: I’d rather have the ps5
Skeletonman1100: Get you som eiron ons and be done.
Fairgrim: hey for a good call back, go look up F1 team merch prices
Lysander_Gustav: idiots with too much money
EvilBadman: "grift" the word you're looking for is "grift"
kusinohki: I wouldn't pay that much for an indestructible shirt...
LordZarano: Conspicuous consumption
Mai_Andra: That's the kind of thing you would see on ebay with the word "t-shirt" hidden. =|
lirazel64: Better than fake support for social causes.
PMAvers: This is a shirt that gets launched out of a cannon
QuietJay: EXCLUSIVE Stuff We All Get
ashesandmochi: rich people willing to throw their money away for the sake of showing off how much money they have
Lord_Hosk: Speaking of great T-shirts...
Lord_Hosk: !store
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electra310: Nice segue!
Lysander_Gustav: yay
CAKHost: Yay!
Snowcookies: nice
Traion: Can we make a law that says sure buy stuff like that, but since you clearly have too much money you pay an extra 10% tax....
KiaStirling: :o
BibitteNoire: “Graham handed it to me” - Adam and Ben
Lysander_Gustav: life-size?
Skeletonman1100: I want a bulbasaur.
RandomTrivia: Well that's FAR more interesting
cuttlefishman: Bigger than life size
TheThromborax: How does it taste?
TheThromborax: that's the point of a slowpoke
Wolfstrike_NL: chrisOops
darkora: it moves at actual speed
CAKHost: Now I just find it creepy...
PMAvers: Gimmie the FF14 fat cat.
cyanMu42: Who says Slowpoke blinks?
CastleOtranto: I want a Snorlax beanbag chair.
Lysander_Gustav: The derpiest pokemon
cuttlefishman: I have a slopoke belt buckle from Pokemon Store and it is great
JusticeJuice: Waiting for my life sized Snorelax
cuttlefishman: would reccomend
Traion: Still smaller than my teddy bear :p
TheMerricat: I just noticed the donuts next to it.
josh___something: fair
RandomTrivia: LUL
KiaStirling: he so cute
KiaStirling: ye bro
BibitteNoire: Slowbro
Juliamon: Slowking is head
Traion: Slowbro
Lysander_Gustav: Pokemon lore is so distressing
glitched_goddess: You can get a slowpoke tail keychain
fiftymcnasty: But Pokemon are food
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electric_claire: It's almost a cloyster
Styxseus: I guess they both evolve..?
DeGunner: I mean arn't Tauros stakes a thing in games?
Juliamon: Shellder is like those male fish that attach to a female and wither away to just the reproductive organs
electric_claire: Iirc the thing on slowbro's tail is the original design for cloyster
Lysander_Gustav: or the gengar pillow
TheMerricat: so I'm a bit concerned that a slow poke is a psychic type but a slowbro is a ghost type.... did the shelldar kill the slowpoke?
Juliamon: TheMerricat Slowbro isn't ghost-type though
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: 🤔
BibitteNoire: But lick?!?!
KiaStirling: @TheMerricat slowbro isn't ghost, he's psychic
TheThromborax: "Would you like to be in a public place, but have no perception of the area around you?"
glitched_goddess: Gengar is literally evil
TheMerricat: ah I just noticed that the image I linked was subtitled "fakemons"... my bad chat :)
Traion: Olivia!
BibitteNoire: Not Beejchase?
fiftymcnasty: planechase or beejchase?
RandomTrivia: Olivia! benginHype
djalternative: maybe for game 2
Snowcookies: Beejchase is like a fifth date game
josh___something: Beejchase is wonderful
DoodlestheGreat: Beejtrayal at Cron Job!
glitched_goddess: Dreameater used to be its iconic move
darkora: the real betrayal at krondor is the friends we made along the way
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week Commander Planechase w/ special guest Olivia! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:10 from now).
Mai_Andra: 1993? Betrayal at Krondor was released the same year as the Super Mario Brothers movie. FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: You spent at least 3 streams just picking locks
TheMerricat: Death Stranding had Chapters that were just cutscenes.
QuietJay: I'm not slow, I'm differently paced.
beowuuf: yay
GapFiller: hmm Escape From Tarkov > Death Stranding > Betrayal At Krondor
beowuuf: and yay
RandomTrivia: Wandercore lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: Wah-nder song
GapFiller: what is it thats linking all these PiF's
cuttlefishman: Wandavision?
saucemaster5000: wonderwall?
Mai_Andra: wanderwool
beowuuf: wonderfalls?
RandomTrivia: We are free of the nightmare that is Duel Links!
Fairgrim: Wonderfalls now that was a TV show
RandomTrivia: James agreed to expense the 55 bucks for LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE!
djalternative: last week's YGO insanity was a blast
Snowcookies: More candlekeep!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun no. we're moving to a different YGO game for the rest of the month
RandomTrivia: Candlekeep HYPE
cuttlefishman: Draw horses while watching Dice Friends
Juliamon: Duel Links is the free game but James OK'd buying the non-free game
cuttlefishman: clearly
Lord_Hosk: because someone learned how to draw a horse and it broke the format
RandomTrivia: DALE HYPE
Sethalidos: TELL DALE
kusinohki: *bouncy clap* dale dale dale!
Snowcookies: that sounds like a Qwerpline ad
red_shoes_jeff: Tell Dale!
RandomTrivia: We're gonna tell him so many things!
TheMerricat: There are appearently 56 different Yugioh games out there if you count console/handheld games.
Sethalidos: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #6395: "I've never claimed to be fair." —Dale [2019-09-16]
cuttlefishman: Draw them as MLPs
GapFiller: Candlekeep Drawalong!
cuttlefishman: with cutie marks
djalternative: @TheMerricat and those are just the official ones we won't get in trouble for streaming
TheMerricat: They are doing the Alan Wake DLC now :)
Mai_Andra: katesGift
beowuuf: contralan wake
LurkerSpine: This is definitely the longest Talking Sim game, right?
djalternative: We're in DLC 2 now
RandomTrivia: Hey, we're all happy to explain every time. The cat ears are worth it'
Sogheim: Paul needs cat ears, too lrrPAUL
NarishmaReborn: oooh
jessieimproved: It's the best worst RE game
EvilBadman: @LurkerSpine Will be now, Disco Elysium was 13 and control's at 13 now
CranstonSnord: Lords of Waterdeep is great
frnknstn: I didn't know there was one, but I am excited
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
RandomTrivia: Virtual Tabletop Day HYPE
PharaohBender27: Party300
beowuuf: thanks for news!
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I hope you guys can start seeing one another again.
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PMAvers: From ye olden days, when everything Wizards did didn't have to be a massive cash grab.
CaptainSpam: If you found a jar of stuff in the woods, would you let the stuff out?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
cuttlefishman: Thanks y'alls
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
RandomTrivia: LRRbot, should we let the stuff out of the jar?
RandomTrivia: !advice
LRRbot: Remove human skin.
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Uh
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream!
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrBEEEJ , lrrPAUL , and lrrHEATHER ! lrrHEART katesHeart lunarj1Heart
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Jar_of_Stuff: If you found me in the woods I would hope you'd let me out...
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you all are wonderful people. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
EvilBadman: @PMAvers Everything companies do is for money
Snowcookies: So if there's no Can't Draw Horses Club next week, does that mean we can draw horses?
TheMerricat: @Snowcookies that's why it was canceled, someone accidently drew a horse.
TehAmelie: hey, Can't Draw Horses Club inspired me to draw this https://i.imgur.com/UoX5ixl.jpg
TheMerricat: That is AWESOME looking @TehAmelie
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart Thanks for Chilling with us today Chat.
TehAmelie: there is a lot of space in the area of the universe that is not drawing horses
TehAmelie: thanks
beowuuf: lunarj1Heart sergeHi night all#
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week Commander Planechase w/ special guest Olivia! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (53m from now).