Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
KakuEpsilon: LRRsignal
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
KakuEpsilon: Dangit
KakuEpsilon: I'm so dyslexic with doing these.
Nigouki: and a beep boop to you too!
ohaimireiya: boop!
dunderhosen: lightning bolt! lightning bolt!
RegulusPratus: What? No, it's like a billion o'clock. Go to sleep, Beej.
KakuEpsilon: It's time to summon the Beej from the depths of BC.
johnalogue: I really need to remember what days this happens so I can be awake for it
Juliamon: Tues/Thurs/Sat
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gkingrat: I didn't get to see the end of what happened last session. Did the party get above ground?
KakuEpsilon: Directly after Let's Nope, The long Game and absolutely nothing.
johnalogue: @juliamon thanks, but knowing and remembering are very different things for me
Jace: This going to involve the whole game or just a tiny bit of? :o
ohaimireiya: get your phone to remember for you
KakuEpsilon: Play It Forward plays all the gmae
baskwalla: Evening all
ohaimireiya: hurro
Jace: Niice. Also dangit, thought I was going to sleep
NotCainNorAbel: no sleep, only krondor
KakuEpsilon: Well this is episode like 20 so maybe check ou the youtube recordings to know what's going down
Jace: It's 6AM ;_;
CaptainSpam: Get yo' Krondor on!
KakuEpsilon: It is very early
KakuEpsilon: For you. D:
Jace: KakuEpsilon: I've played the game through maybe three times and have read all the Midkemia-based books at least once
Jace: I'm somewhat familiar with context
Despoiler98: HahaBall the hair is its own entity
NotCainNorAbel: nice shirt
GhostValv: nice shirt :)
KakuEpsilon: Oh my mistake
corefluxx: lrrBEEEJ! Love the new threads.
Twilight_Spark: Your hair is a masterpiece, Bejej.
RonaldMcDownload: tiePer
Twilight_Spark: Beej*
johnalogue: good shirt
Arclight_Dynamo: @Jace In that case, we're just into the northlands with Owyn and Gorath, so you know where we are. And Beej is asking for no spoilers, please. Welcome! :)
CaptainSpam: I mean, when you think "subtle", "Hawaiian shirt" generally doesn't fit that category. Kappa
Jace: I should get more James May tier floral shirts
CaptainSpam: But yeah, that is a very nice shirt.
Twilight_Spark: Truly Franz Kafka couldn't have asked for a more suitable company.
Basic_Human_Decency: it's all the same corporation
NotCainNorAbel: I can never get the horse to put the shirt on.
Arclight_Dynamo: When I'm in a hot, humid climate, my first thought it "I'm going to wrap myself in a shirt made of plastic." Yikes.
Hare__Krishna: sweet! mor krondor
Basic_Human_Decency: brown and pink
johnalogue: oh no it's all BROWN
Twilight_Spark: I've enjoyed the trend of shirts recently that are solid color with a repeated tiny motif. I have one with tiny palm trees on it.
NotCainNorAbel: midnight blue is my fav colour
Jace: Also on semirelated notes, BaK plays remarkably well on touchscreen devices with dosbox
Basic_Human_Decency: in general here the more washed out your hawaiian shirt is the closer you are to death
Twilight_Spark: Is paying for that an option? Kappa'
Twilight_Spark: Kappa *
Basic_Human_Decency: can we get more chest hair on youtube? Kappa
djalternative: oh hey. I woke up from my nap in time
Lord_Hosk: !store
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Basic_Human_Decency: better to pay you then taxes, atleast you help the community
djalternative: make sure to order your merch BOD
Nigouki: when is the LRR branded Bripe coming? Kappa
KakuEpsilon: I think my LRR Pride shirt is like the best feeling shirt in my wardrobe.
Jace: Would love a RQ bottle, but sadly way out of budget :P
QuixoticScrivener: Beej, that’s a stein.
HundreydAundre: Name is kind of Lawl, I almost read it out as Beej-Trails At Krondor.
HundreydAundre: Stream name, #PlayitFoward
QuixoticScrivener: I also like to use them as mugs. Bavaria life.
ghost_waz: Can confirm, the LRR Pride shirt is one of my faves and most comfy
DarkMorford: Hey Beej, hi chat!
Arclight_Dynamo: As shown by his shirt rant at the beginning of tonight's stream, Beej is a man with OPINIONS on merch. You want him in charge of your store.
Jace: My current favourite comf shirt is the DB2020 one
Basic_Human_Decency: recycled hanes
ContingentCat: you tend to get what you paid for with free shirts
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah, Beej knows his stuff when it comes to merch.
djalternative: more interesting fabric you say? So when can we expect shirts made from unicorn hair?
johnalogue: quality matters in the fight against disposable everything
KakuEpsilon: Wow, this music is creepy.
Krelera88: Even aside from that, wearing a good quality t-shirt is kinda like getting a low-key hug all day
chaostreader: I am in possession of a shirt, signed by Beej.
DarkMorford: @djalternative I'm just wondering what's going to get made out of Beej's mane if/when he gets it cut again. Kappa
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Beej Pith Helmet.
Jace: Cullich sounds right
johnalogue: @darkmorford that's how they get extra Beej-es for the Beejdrop shorts
DarkMorford: @djalternative Oh, so that's why my coffee always tastes like pith.
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Nah, it tastes like Pith because you're putting too much Peach in it.
KakuEpsilon: Shirtless Goraths and Short Blue Men
DarkMorford: Not the joke I was setting up for, but sure. :p
Krelera88: I seem to recall Evil Seek is pretty good
KakuEpsilon: PK THUNDER
mrverbal: yea, i s evil seek the one which just murders everything?
Krelera88: The lightning staff only works if they're carrying metal
KakuEpsilon: What do you mean you missed with a lighting bolt on the guy as tall as a tree?!
johnalogue: @darkmorford I'd have delivered the punchline but I just made a crapshot ref before that
Krelera88: @mrverbal I honestly don't recall. I'm drawing on memories from 25+ years ago
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SharkHero08: Are ya winning Beej?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Those giants really are some Torg-lookin' fellas, huh?
KakuEpsilon: So are we going to have a Herlech Saga?
ArboristAndrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
ArboristAndrew: ni...nevermind
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thraximore: howdy folks. have we escaped the Northlands yet?
ElfLawyer: @thraximore oh hiya
Basic_Human_Decency: so they all accidentally light their houses on fire?
KakuEpsilon: Nope, we're going south
KakuEpsilon: Digital Magician Tatamount?
Arclight_Dynamo: Didn't the walkthrough say to keep that note?
KakuEpsilon: Keep it until Nalar's Rib
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LonelyTex: lrrHEART I wish I had more time to be here and catch these streams... But here's to hopefully saying hello in person at a con soon(tm)
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DarkMorford: Hey Tex!
LonelyTex: Hey @DarkMorford!
Hare__Krishna: this was a cool chapter
djalternative: yeah. half baked is weird
HundreydAundre: what?
djalternative: I remember the like month where I just watched all of the quintessential weed movies
KakuEpsilon: Witch Hags don't have any metal.
Lord_Hosk: So much Blooing bloing
djalternative: Cheech and Chong are far better in movies than I expected
Hare__Krishna: cant rest w poison
KakuEpsilon: @Hare__Krishna We have eight billion healy bits, it'll be fine
Hare__Krishna: :)
KakuEpsilon: Antivenom
SK__Ren: I wonder what we needed that note for
KakuEpsilon: @SK__Ren We needed it to do the Emerald Zappy that killed off 98 guys
Arclight_Dynamo: So I take it we've not been repairing drops simply because we're down a party member and don't have the inventory space, eh?
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Yup we're all about escaping
Arclight_Dynamo: The thing that's weirding me out is that Harlech is in Wales.
thraximore: He who turns, and runs away, may escape to smith another day!
Hare__Krishna: trouble
KakuEpsilon: It was named Harlech by the Mordehal that moved into Wales.
Arclight_Dynamo: Better part of valour! Better part of valour!
CaptainSpam: And we still haven't seen someone recover from freezing on their own, right?
KakuEpsilon: Reload last Bookmark time?
thraximore: that dog killed one of the mages!
Hare__Krishna: damn, dogs are holding
thraximore: man these dogs are hardcore
Jace: Evil seek, I think
mrverbal: That was evil seek I think
Jace: Nice and OP
KakuEpsilon: I believe that was Evil Seek according to earliy speculations
electra310: Nice!
KakuEpsilon: "Camp until healed!" "Three weeks later..."
Xenguin47: Hey kids, anything fun happening in this forum?
KakuEpsilon: Yes.
thraximore: Heresy
KakuEpsilon: We've almost died twice and now we're trapped
RoastedGravy: You playing some kind of weird medieval tennis?
Xenguin47: Only almost twice? Huh. I guess Beej is getting better?
KakuEpsilon: Nah, we had a ver long discussion about Hawaiian shirts
KakuEpsilon: This northland music is actually reminding me a lot of Quackshot for the Genesis.
Xenguin47: Not like I'm one to talk.. <.< I save scum like parallel universes are going out of style.
KakuEpsilon: @Xenguin47 They are going out of style in video games with all the autosaving
Hare__Krishna: i can never look at save states the same after that rick & morty episode
Hare__Krishna: vat of acid
djalternative: the rest of us were going to die anyway. If we only have one successful timeline, at least we succeeded once
KakuEpsilon: Yikes, could you kids lighten up back there? /simpsons quote for the day.
CaptainSpam: "Y'know, you thugs COULD have been defeated to a wondrous display of lights and magic, but I guess we'll just do this the boring way with blood and blunt trauma."
Xenguin47: @KakuEpsilon Nooooo the pool Sliders! How will Remy ever get home!?
djalternative: I know simpsons has done some long couch gags, but have they ever done an episode that was entirely couch gag?
KakuEpsilon: @Xenguin47 Oh no.
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative Not yet, give them time
johnalogue: @kakuepsilon I thought that show ended
KakuEpsilon: @johnalogue Not on your life, it's still going for some reason
Hare__Krishna: noose
CaptainSpam: Toesies
Arclight_Dynamo: Noose
KakuEpsilon: Well it's too short to be Politicians.
asddsa28: rope
thraximore: Ropes
dkosa: canes
terracottageek: What time is it where you guys stream from?
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:45 PM
KakuEpsilon: It's 8:45 PDT
ohaimireiya: 3:45 pm
terracottageek: It's almost midnight here
ohaimireiya: time for more scones!
KakuEpsilon: And where I'm at, it's 14 minutes to midnighto
CaptainSpam: Just look him dead in the eye as you chug down potions.
Xenguin47: @terracottageek Careful... we tried that game the other night and the lurking kiwi won. :P
novrdd: hello beej sama, hello chat hope u guys well and happy
terracottageek: yes 0 caffine o clock
DarkMorford: !updog
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KakuEpsilon: Beej is a god? I was not aware of that
CaptainSpam: Shoot 'em in the back as they're running away, good, good.
terracottageek: Beej is Bacchus
terracottageek: in hiding
KakuEpsilon: Nah, Bacchus is hiding in Camp Half-blood.
dkosa: if you try to spread out your kills will be easier to search the bodies?
terracottageek: Does Beej even drink diet coke?
KakuEpsilon: I doubt it, he drinks healthy stuff
Hare__Krishna: naphtha mines close by
Hare__Krishna: ?
terracottageek: Good for him if not caffeine I don't drink it
KakuEpsilon: Oh no! Mon's Goblin Raiders?!
terracottageek: I even get caffeinated bottled water
KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek W-why?!
terracottageek: No sleep I have a 3 year old and work 55 hours a week
Arclight_Dynamo: A dining establishment with friends.
KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek Oh hecking yikes. ;3;
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, yeah, non-alcoholic mixed drinks are good.
terracottageek: That sounds great but mine has to be sugar free
Xenguin47: I dunno, backwards is a /very/ natural angle for a goblin's head. I find them at that angle all the time...
KakuEpsilon: Is this guy played by John Candy?!
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a dime store Baron Harkonen.
terracottageek: I always thought mint and OJ would taste like toothpaste and OJ
head_cannon: Heh, that's a bold move to agree to leave, walk 15 feet away, and set up camp anyway.
electra310: Do we still need the tuning fork for anything?
chaostreader: Maybe a stack of restoratives.
terracottageek: Why the spider?
Jace: H4x0r l33t
KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek Infinite Poisoning of Weapons.
Stratagemics: Spider gives venom?
KakuEpsilon: Wait, didn't you need to dupe the powder bag?!
terracottageek: Thanks for answering the diet coke question we were debating what god you might be.
KakuEpsilon: Given what we know about Beej, you should probably think about the Japanese pantheon, not Greek.
terracottageek: Is there a god of like shipping and handling or office management?
SK__Ren: Hermes?
Jace: Yeah, one horn with three uses, not three horns with one use each
KakuEpsilon: Look, it's very simple, someone called you "Beej-sama" and I asked when you became a God.
terracottageek: @SK__Ren yeah
Stratagemics: I just happened to stumble here. How did he come to be playing Betrayal at Krondor??
terracottageek: I would watch a show where all of LLR was gods in hiding in Canada
Jace: When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
terracottageek: of course that would make Paul Hephaestus
ContingentCat: katesParty
asddsa28: yess
DeM0nFiRe: secret podcast hype PogChamp
thraximore: umbraHype
Xenguin47: Maybe it's a podcast about secrets?
asddsa28: <3
KakuEpsilon: I mean, the Percy Jackson books are amazing
Juliamon: Stratagemics He enjoyed it back when it was new, but never actually beat it at the time.
djalternative: true crime podcast?
KakuEpsilon: Are you sure you're not playing Runescape?
head_cannon: Come for the chill Beej stream, stay for the secret podcast.
terracottageek: @KakuEpsilon agreed but I don't think Beej read them
Stratagemics: That's amazing. I also enjoyed it when it was new, and in fact, it was my gateway into more than one genre.
ContingentCat: cool
PMAvers: Ah yes, D4N:CE
KakuEpsilon: Will it also take you 6 months to beat?
KakuEpsilon: Or will it just be played privately instead of streamed?
terracottageek: Beej doing play it forward is really mellow at the end of my day
ContingentCat: thanks Heathe
KakuEpsilon: Goodbye Secret Heather
ContingentCat: *Heather
KakuEpsilon: Welcome back to Beej it Foward
KakuEpsilon: Play it Beejways?
Stratagemics: I've never known about anyone else who played this game way back. It got me to the novels, which got me to Tolkein.
terracottageek: Beej it forward is better
Crunjirorl: This was my first ever RPG, my brothers and I got into the Raymond E Fiest books because of it
Stratagemics: Same!
KakuEpsilon: Man, I wonder how different of a person I would be today if I had this instead of Mega Man 1 and 3 on the PC.
terracottageek: Mega man was on PC?
Juliamon: Sure was
Juliamon: the less said of it the better though
terracottageek: @Juliamon lol
KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek It wasn't made by Capcom.
Crunjirorl: This was always the worst chapter for me, and generally where I quit my replays
DarkMorford: The Mega Man PC games were farmed out to third-party devs by Capcom. They sucked.
KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek You can find the full playthrough of both games, if you're curious, through Youtube.
terracottageek: I played that game were you punched drug dealers
Stratagemics: Must log, as I'm EST, but this made my day.
KakuEpsilon: @Stratagemics Sleep well! <3
Juliamon: Stratagemics Beej streams Krondor every Tues/Thurs/Sat at this time!
Juliamon: VODs are always available, here or on LRR's Youtube
Juliamon: !youtube
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Stratagemics: Goodness, makes me feel like I'm ... (cough) 30 again.
Stratagemics: Thx all!
Crunjirorl: Correct
Juliamon: Thanks for stopping by!
Crunjirorl: Arrows are only one type
ahoypotatoboy: I just got here and I think I remember this game? like my brother had it and I spent a lot of time not really understanding the plot but clicking about going places?
LetsConsider: These are my poison enchanted burning arrows of doom
KakuEpsilon: Betrayal at Krondor is a complicated beast
terracottageek: Most of my early rpging is from NES and SNES
Juliamon: I absolutely would have been baffled if I'd tried to play this as a kid
KakuEpsilon: I think I'd be absolutely baffled if I was playing this now.
ahoypotatoboy: I had a blast. didn't know what anything was but I loved it
Crunjirorl: This game is what created my inventory management addiction, collected everything and always had a ton of food on hand
KakuEpsilon: So when are we going to use that thing that turns us into Mordrels?
LetsConsider: Is 169 still nice?
Crunjirorl: Whenever I replay it I always spend hours in chapter one just exploring as much of the map as possible and
Crunjirorl: leveling all their skills
KakuEpsilon: @Crunjirorl Yeah that was the first 9 episodes of this.
HundreydAundre: Seems carrion, right?
KakuEpsilon: @LetsConsider I think it comes and goes.
terracottageek: So the bodies never vanish in this game?
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KakuEpsilon: @terracottageek "Never" being the chapter transitions
Crunjirorl: Some of them do, and they clear completely between chapters
KakuEpsilon: Oh hey, this town is Krondor's Silent Hill
Crunjirorl: I’m pretty certain there are a few places where the enemies infinitely appear and bodies don’t always appear/stay there
Crunjirorl: Playing “this Kingdom mine” in the northlands is a bit ironic
KakuEpsilon: I'm still amazed to think that Silent Hill is based off a real town in Pennsylvania, as is R.L. Stine's book series Fear Street.
r10pez10: "the giant's broth"
r10pez10: "the gamer's bathwater"
terracottageek: @KakuEpsilon real life is always creepier
djalternative: oh. Delekahn has piss rivers too?
djalternative: how quaint
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon I grew up near Shadyside, so I can assure it was not as creepy.
beowuuf: a quest!
chaostreader: Time to free some minors.
KakuEpsilon: MinErs, not Minors.
terracottageek: is there a weight limit in this game?
chaostreader: @kakuepsilon I know what I said.
KakuEpsilon: We'll get in big trouble with twitch if we free minors.
Juliamon: It's inventory-tetris-style
terracottageek: Ah thanks
ahoypotatoboy: you don't want a diamond larger than your shoes?
beowuuf: same way keys are managed
Juliamon: We have a keyring, but not a first aid pouch.
PMAvers: Maybe the gems are so big because they're like in a box or something so they don't get damaged?
KakuEpsilon: Naptha your sword while you're talking about it?
KakuEpsilon: Ah my bad
Arclight_Dynamo: I think it's time for Beej to make an RPG. Kappa
beowuuf: Dungeon Master was by weight and slightly by type. You can some small areas you could only put weapons or small items. You could also carry 17 chests filled with stuff if you could manage the weight.
terracottageek: I just thought the diamond, and spider were the same size as your shoes
beowuuf: Dungeon master's healing, etc wasby potions that you pulled to the mouth, so it was interesting that inventory management / positining was pretty important for combat (since combat was real time)
KakuEpsilon: The spider, we know for a fact is as big to put a sword's blade in the back.
DarkMorford: I mean, Recettear is a fun game.
beowuuf: minecraft's kinda the same, in that for battle your positionng of items on the hotbar is also important to be able to quickly select food/bow/weapons, and have the ready while doing other things
ContingentCat: tool wheel
terracottageek: Thanks for the answer
head_cannon: Inventory Management, like Save Management, is something I often enjoy optimizing, and seeing the occasional person decrying it as "Not Gameplay" is easier to shrug off when I get to witness people actually enjoying the niche. :)
Arclight_Dynamo: "Beej - Playing This Game"
DarkMorford: "Here lies andy. Peperony and chease."
LetsConsider: You can also carry 64 blocks half your height in the same space as a sword
KakuEpsilon: Wow, an entire family got murder here
LetsConsider: In Minecraft
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that youre all beautiful and valuable and loved!
beowuuf: yet only 16 honey bottles :p
Krelera88: That was Locklear's first girlfriend
juneblue58: @hexy_lexy Thank you, Lexy!
KakuEpsilon: @hexy_lexy Thanks, you liar. |3c
beowuuf: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART
ohaimireiya: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART
Krelera88: I mean, the city mostly burned, so It may just be a marker, based on the way that book shook out, I doubt many bodies remained after the battle there
beowuuf: LOL
Arclight_Dynamo: "We will set the river on fire."
beowuuf: can't stop singing 'they're taking the hobbits to armengar'
Juliamon: Thanks, Gorath
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
thraximore: LUL
CaptainSpam: And if they have died, they're not complaining!
beowuuf: brillaint logic :p
hexy_lexy: gorath, please
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: gorath is sassy xD
KakuEpsilon: This PiF is worth it just for that alone.
HundreydAundre: I beg a pardon?
beowuuf: i love the game's occasional humour bits. Like most of the first visit to kenning rush
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm *nineteen*!" - Owyn
snowmonkey99: What part of play along did Owyn not get?
KakuEpsilon: @snowmonkey99 That was Owyn playing along
beowuuf: How did he not recognise us the first time :p
snowmonkey99: Sir, should we take the new slaves magic lightning staff? Nah... it's fine
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf He did recognize us, but since we didn't offer him anything, he didn't care
chaostreader: They didn’t take any of your stuff.
snowmonkey99: I assume you're escaping?
beowuuf: @beowuuf oops, didn't remember that
Niahlah: uh.. Gladiator anyone?
CaptainSpam: A rather odd part of the plot.
KakuEpsilon: So we can't Naptha the Armor?
electra310: I think we'd barbecue ourselves
beowuuf: that would be a funny style of protection 'you can't burn me, i'm already burning!'
KakuEpsilon: Yes, the ol' Dan McNinja apporach
EricTheOrange: So what happened to james?
hexy_lexy: 89% of the time to hit 11% of the time :p
KakuEpsilon: James is off warning the Baron
electra310: James went to a farm
beowuuf: he went to inform the baron of an impending attack. we were supposed to warn the prince, but got captured
EricTheOrange: James is off stuck in a hole
TheMerricat: look this guy just watched the previous streams. he knows if he takes your equipment you'll just find it in a chest two steps further into the dungeon
Krelera88: maybe do that once, but save first
Arclight_Dynamo: Well now we *have* to see that. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: On it.
snowmonkey99: Now you sound like Adam
snowmonkey99: Ordering chat about
electra310: Adam routinely calls us monkeys and we still do stuff for him
PMAvers: but where's the banana?
beowuuf: only ten areas of interest, not too big
KakuEpsilon: I don't think you needed the please, we're demanding you play video games for us so we don't have to...
chaostreader: Work first. Then banana.
Juliamon: I mean, telling chat to do something is a crapshoot anyway
DeM0nFiRe: 🐒
Xenguin47: ook ook
KakuEpsilon: Don't shoot the chat
Arclight_Dynamo: It doesn't bug me at all.
Juliamon: I don't mind it
KakuEpsilon: The music is great, don't be silly
Xenguin47: What? Agree on something?
ghyllnox: Today Wheeler discovered he could ban the word banana and then unban it when chat had done a sufficient amount of work for him
beowuuf: ironically the crapshoot being where chat got a chance to say to lrr what to do when writing, with about the same epectation of success :p
EricTheOrange: I was nhever very good at the old first person CRPGs Like the wizardry series. I was more into the third person CRPGs like tghe ultima series.
DeM0nFiRe: ghyllnox LUL
hexy_lexy: @Juliamon easier than getting chat to agree on something :p
beowuuf: @ghyllnox LOL sergeJustRight
KakuEpsilon: @ghyllnox Wheeler has discovered some forbidden magic
TheMerricat: I don't nmind the music, but to be honest I've woken up humming the first bars of the theme more times than I care to admit lately
beowuuf: time to make some tea *dramatic music starts playing*
BartholemewTheKitten: The BeejPS too strong
BartholemewTheKitten: Dragonly is sure a word
electra310: Baby dragon!
Arclight_Dynamo: Hahahahaha!
KakuEpsilon: HAH
beowuuf: wow, naptha op
Juliamon: Did we... OHKO a dragon
KakuEpsilon: Wyvern
Arclight_Dynamo: Heh, it still has the dude body for the inventory icon.
EricTheOrange: we seem abit overpowered
KakuEpsilon: It's half a dragon
chaostreader: It likes Naptha.
r10pez10: can't say 'crap' on the internet, beej
BartholemewTheKitten: How did the wyvern trap a chest?
beowuuf: the game took all our money and one of our fighters out of nowhere, we need to be overpowered for anything :p
DarkMorford: Have crap, will adventure.
KakuEpsilon: @EricTheOrange Funny how pouring straight gasoline on your sword will do that to folks
EricTheOrange: I dont think erer gonna get their
KakuEpsilon: @EricTheOrange Do not doubt teh power of Beej
beowuuf: huh, three for three party members, even though e only have two right now
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf We might be able to come back here later
beowuuf: @beowuuf or different mine?
beowuuf: darn, pity we didn't keep that spynote now, we could have put them in a chest safe for when we might need them later on
KakuEpsilon: Should we click on them to make sure they're equipped or whatever?
Arclight_Dynamo: If they're in your inventory, they are equipped.
Arclight_Dynamo: Like weedwalkers.
KakuEpsilon: Ah, well then I hope we don't accidentally mix them up, and then everything will smell like feet, and we'll trip over the spinner strings
Krelera88: Quite a fight indeed
SirMorek: going first is a heck of an advantage
EricTheOrange: I mean we one shotted the drake what chance did the which hag have
beowuuf: read the naptha soaked room, box text :p
Arclight_Dynamo: If that box blew up, would the mines also explode?
chaostreader: Does Gorath need 2 masks?
KakuEpsilon: "Naptha, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
Krelera88: Could you imagine if that one had gone off? who would put an exploding chest in a place that's already rigged to explode
TheMerricat: so what would be funny to me is if you set an enemy in fire it blew the dungeon up just as if you lit a torch
beowuuf: can't find a way to make an 'a naptha' / anathema joke
r10pez10: naptha and limefire
r10pez10: the two file sharing services
Arclight_Dynamo: @r10pez10 sergeJustRight
KakuEpsilon: @r10pez10 *snort*
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
electra310: Ah, the third mask
beowuuf: so we have inventory space then?
Arclight_Dynamo: I betcha you can buy naptha at Princess Auto.
EricTheOrange: Not an actual party member, thats a death flag
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, sure can.
KakuEpsilon: I hope the next time they do Beej-chase, tehre are some Krondor related ones.
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: mmm poisoned
Arclight_Dynamo: OK and Cancel
DeM0nFiRe: "A or 2?"
beowuuf: 'eh' and 'meh'
KakuEpsilon: Shoulda Bookmarked, taken the torch, lit it and blwon it all up
KakuEpsilon: Can we get the bauble for the dude before we leave?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a fake plot bauble.
Arclight_Dynamo: No worries!
beowuuf: he's looking for michael bauble
KakuEpsilon: It's just not important to us.
EricTheOrange: wait why did we wait untill NOW to put on the mask?
electra310: "Looking for a bauble" is like "talking to a man about a horse."
KakuEpsilon: I've had that pain
beowuuf: aww, bested chums
beowuuf: *bestest
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: polar bear plunge challenge completed
KakuEpsilon: I am excited to read this book after Beej it Forwards is done. <3
Arclight_Dynamo: We can probably eventually leave them in Locklear's room in Krondor, eh?
KakuEpsilon: If Krondor doesn't go up like Sethanon.
beowuuf: quite pissy for someone we helped :p
hexy_lexy: armengar? isnt that the WWE tournament in honour of Andre The Giant? Kappa
KakuEpsilon: Owyn probably weighs 100 pounds or less, with gold being half a pound each.
CaptainSpam: Meaning we're lugging around quite a heavy haul of cash.
ghyllnox: Even with that disguise spell?
beowuuf: with our high barding skill we're used to making it to the bridge
Arclight_Dynamo: I think having two party members changes the dynamics such that we don't have the opportunity to use bows.
snowmonkey99: It is "comfortably famliar"
Arclight_Dynamo: Sell the masks? We can buy them back if we ever need them.
beowuuf: at least our money is getting back up to pre-capture times
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, fair.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, that makes sense. One north, one south.
beowuuf: at least they are cheap to rebuy
KakuEpsilon: Just wait till Krondor gets Covid, and you'll have to buy a ton of those masks
Juliamon: There IS plague
JosVanTongeren: Goood morning Beej! Hope you are doing fine?
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beowuuf: interesting the six can't override moreaulf
KakuEpsilon: CAn't you Naptha in battle?
Molladia: why is there only 2 party members?
KakuEpsilon: @Molladia JAmes went to a different place, and we got our butts captured by Delakhan.
KakuEpsilon: We are now escaping
snowmonkey99: You're all Moredal, this probably happens *all* the time
Arclight_Dynamo: "The best shops to sell stuff to are #1 Romney during the Guild war, #2 Prank's Stone in version 1.01, and #3 Children of the Green Heart in Amengar South."
Arclight_Dynamo: It is, in fact, the best store in the game to sell to.
Arclight_Dynamo: Because you are on a later version of the game and the guild war is over.
Xenguin47: And, most importantly, money doesn't take up inventory slots. :P
beowuuf: are we going to get cleaned out of money by the game again?
Krelera88: I can answer whether you play with Pug, if you want?
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf Probably not, but Beej has never played past this chapter to know for sure
beowuuf: hello fellow moredelfs
thraximore: the SPRITES
Arclight_Dynamo: I think I've seen this dude at the gym.
hexy_lexy: these characters are GIFTS
hexy_lexy: moraeulf looks like an average dude
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, these elves are real dongs, eh?
KakuEpsilon: @Krelera88 Nah, keep it secret
thraximore: *good wishes*
CaptainSpam: Well, poop.
thraximore: Did it wear off?
Krelera88: There's another in the back I think
Juliamon: They done goofed
thraximore: It's interesting that Thoughts Like Clouds only effects Spellcasters
beowuuf: they take so long to drop, like they're just confused by the high damage
hexy_lexy: "you picked the wrong fight, bucko's" Gorath, probably
chaostreader: Cast the spell again?
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Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of wish they had bothered to write unique dialogue for all the tavernfolk in the game.
chaostreader: Did you need the spell cast?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, it seems this fight is unavoidable.
r10pez10: every tavern is the same, just like real life
beowuuf: big finish to the chapter?
Arclight_Dynamo: Get staff-bopped!
r10pez10: come to tavern! we have: lonely lover, mad gambler, horrible drunk
Arclight_Dynamo: These were not the bridge guards.
Arclight_Dynamo: These were the fight south of the bridge.
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r10pez10: Remember chat, Chapter End for the streamer means Chapter End for you!
beowuuf: !narrativebreak
r10pez10: Remember to drop a save, stretch, have a drink, and go to the toilet.
mtvcdm: I have turned my page and indented myself.
beowuuf: i have put a pithy quote from a made up source at the top of said page to set the new chapter's mood
mtvcdm: I have put a single letter of the alphabet in unnecessarily flowery font, unlike the rest of the letters, and blown it up to 96-point.
beowuuf: ecin
beowuuf: wb
Arclight_Dynamo: Just no-selling that delivery, eh?
Fanklok: Fynn the Fang Bearer?
r10pez10: BOY
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I remember Finn!
beowuuf: didn't james give us a codephrase to use?
Arclight_Dynamo: Would you like to know what was in the chests you missed?
beowuuf: nm, there we go
Arclight_Dynamo: Nothing important. Elven Crossbow, 4 Coltari Poison, 2 Flame Root Oil, Goblin Sticker, Tsurani Light Crossbow, Emeralds.
beowuuf: go forth and multiply is an even better way to say that :p
juneblue58: @thraximore I think he was implying the man wouldn't be able to sleep at night if he was responsible for preventing vital information getting through to the Prince.
beowuuf: ^
r10pez10: the situation is the party at mom's
thraximore: @thraximore Right, it's just... the way he phrased that was very funny to me :D
CaptainSpam: Chapter 5!
beowuuf: oh, we now locklear and james with a new mage?
littleredwolves: been watching all of these on youtube, im glad i caught a live stream.
LetsConsider: "making my tongue itch"?
Arclight_Dynamo: Where did Locklear lose his chin?
beowuuf: LOL
CaptainSpam: NICE
Arclight_Dynamo: Hahaha!
thraximore: Patrus is excellent
juneblue58: XD
beowuuf: cool, we money'd the lrrEFF up
Arclight_Dynamo: So, I am 90% certain I have heard that scream in other games, most notably Starcraft.
SirMorek: i recognize that scream sound from starcraft... weird
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder what SFX CD was making the rounds in the 90s...
beowuuf: we can make locklear get gud
LetsConsider: Aw, patrus is gonna die?
LetsConsider: He seems cool
Arclight_Dynamo: @SirMorek Academy, yep.
dunderhosen: pretty sure that sound is also used in an old nutrigrain commercial
djalternative: Oh no. my copy of the colour of magic has gone missing! on a related note, chat, is the 2008 movie/mini-series any good or is it as bad as it looks?
beowuuf: i recognise the scream, maybe it's the VG equivalent of the wilhelm scream
CaptainSpam: Do we get a full-written bio for Patrus?
beowuuf: the mini-series are decent
Calvinity: Going postal and Hogfather!
Calvinity: Raising steam? it got a movie?
Calvinity: :o
Arclight_Dynamo: Patrus will do until we get Owyn back.
chaostreader: What spells does Patrus know?
electra310: Oh shoot, I left during the break and came back late, and the whole party changed! :O
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beowuuf: @electra310 owyn and gorath got to the prince, so we jumped back to find james was with locklear with the baron. Baron asked us to do something he had his mage, aptrus do, and we found patrus
electra310: Thank you!
beowuuf: this was all in cut scenes, we're just looking at stats and inventory now
electra310: Ooh, he does not have Thoughts Like Clouds
ohaimireiya: he does have yeet bad guy though
beowuuf: interesting to see what sort of level they think owyn would be equivalent to
beowuuf: same as when we got james the last time
beowuuf: i guess patrus can be weaker cause we're back up to a full party
electra310: Patrus can hold so many extra things for us!
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beowuuf: we can kit out locklear and patrus pretty quickly with all that money
Arclight_Dynamo: Oof, we need to kit out Locklear. Lookit his armour.
beowuuf: uuuuh
dunderhosen: swing and a miss...
SirMorek: barb1HP
beowuuf: patrus is going to drain our rations and potions something feirce, isn't he?
beowuuf: when owyn's not around, someone should always be saying 'where is owyn'
chaostreader: That armor is better, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh!
Arclight_Dynamo: That is a GOOD spell!
Arclight_Dynamo: We might want to sell it to make it available.
chaostreader: Doesn’t Locklear need better armor too?
Arclight_Dynamo: The funny thing is that James is technically wearing Locklear's armour.
Arclight_Dynamo: Stands to reason they add, yeah.
chaostreader: I think there were 2 mages in that combat? You might have missed one.
Arclight_Dynamo: Whoof. Rough.
chaostreader: Does Patrus have a lightning staff?
Arclight_Dynamo: He does.
SirMorek: difficulty spike, huh
electra310: Are you dying? There's no dying in baseball!
KakuEpsilon: That explains the zombies playing baseball down the street.
beowuuf: wow, just having a fighter taken out of combat right away sucks
Arclight_Dynamo: Christ, having Patrus is worse than having no party member. Can we... uh... "lose" him? Ahem.
KakuEpsilon: no it's illegal
chaostreader: Loot. Maybe they have Anitivenom?
KakuEpsilon: "This man appeared to have two sets of armor and no weapons."
KakuEpsilon: You're fine Beej, this is bonus stream time anyway
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun maybe there is a sketch idea in there...about inventory managment in real life, by swaping out what everybody is carrying ^^
beowuuf: two?
Arclight_Dynamo: That was two.
chaostreader: Once more. Into the breach.
beowuuf: is red potion hit not defense?
KakuEpsilon: oh lrrEFF
beowuuf: grr
beowuuf: yes
Arclight_Dynamo: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
beowuuf: there must be a way
KakuEpsilon: FBtouchdown!
KakuEpsilon: Unfreeze party members? Put them in the mircowave for 15 seconds.
Arclight_Dynamo: There is no spell to free a frozen character.
CaptainSpam: So freeze is literally just a one-hit "remove party member from fight" effect?
r10pez10: not even a disney blockbuster spell?
beowuuf: is there a spell resistance thing to rub on armour then?
Arclight_Dynamo: There are no spell defence items.
Fanklok: is it possible to let the trade war go on forever?
CaptainSpam: Lockey needs new armor?
chaostreader: Buy Dragon Plate?
dunderhosen: which is niiiiice...
Arclight_Dynamo: I think the bottom one of his medals is the WWI Victory medal. You can tell my the ribbon.
Arclight_Dynamo: They must have gone to a surplus store for props.
SirMorek: request the cheep cheep song
beowuuf: appropriate for 7am on sunday here
r10pez10: is it just me or can i hear birds
dunderhosen: i actually wonder if they just drew half the props onto the photos
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm, could be.
beowuuf: i actually can't but beej left us with birds
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, I hear the birds.
beowuuf: there we go, really have to have the sound up
SirMorek: parappa the rappa -
KakuEpsilon: If we got a secret podcast here, would that mean Heather has transformed into a Bird?
beowuuf: it means she would be using twitter not podcasts :p
KakuEpsilon: Oof
beowuuf: secret podcasts are welcomed not expected :)
Fanklok: Fantasy life sounds like runescape with fewer steps
beowuuf: SingsNote And we'll never need roooooyals
djalternative: I also wouldn't mind Fanta Sea Life
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative I wouldn't suggest it, it tastes kind of fishy
Sampy104: I can’t hear the word sovereign without hearing the elf from Warcraft 2 say “my sovereign?”
Arclight_Dynamo: The cheapest place for bless is the Chapel of Ishap in Malac's Cross.
Joda011980: goodmorning everyone
SirMorek: du-cal
Arclight_Dynamo: Dook-al is correct.
KakuEpsilon: I like Dook-al. /GIR voice
Sampy104: I’ve heard of NorCal and SoCal but not DuCal
KakuEpsilon: @Sampy104 it's near Duchanes.
Sampy104: @kakuepsilon tneEvi
beowuuf: sergeHi joda
KakuEpsilon: Baron Gabotbotbotbot
Sampy104: This is a lot like how I learned to program: asking people I met in the wilds to teach me for 10 minutes at a time
beowuuf: ah, hence the poison we bought
beowuuf: i mean a lot of tech people do decide to live in the woods
KakuEpsilon: I didn't think I'd make a BoBoBo reference today, but here we are
CaptainSpam: Hoo boy.
Arclight_Dynamo: You sure are!
KakuEpsilon: I'm really starting to hate Patras
Arclight_Dynamo: Patrus is bad and should feel bad.
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, there's an icon on top when a spell like that's in effect.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, *that's* what that is for!
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Given his age, he is.
h47hat: wow. Krondor. I'm like the ONLY nerd in several friend circles that knows about Midekemia/Fiest.
beowuuf: patrus's outfit makes me feel like we've just woken him up from sleeping. Maybe he's just got a terrible hangover and would be better some other time :p
KakuEpsilon: @beowuuf Nah, he always looks like that, like the Professor from Futurama
h47hat: "good news everyone, I can speak Morehdel, but only twice!"
beowuuf: @beowuuf good news everyone! terrible news...i'm accompanying you this chapter instead of owyn
KakuEpsilon: Good News Everyone! We're over halfway through this game!
Arclight_Dynamo: I feel the difficulty *really* ramped up this chapter.
h47hat: wasnt Patrus actually rad in the book? (been years since I read it)
beowuuf: it's having three battles back to back with fresh characters that certainly sets a tone
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beowuuf: we'll need it
r10pez10: i mean there's SOME harm in zotting
chaostreader: Dupe some potions?
PixelArtDragon: Man, we went from "spend many episodes in Chapter 1" to "a chapter per episode"
Arclight_Dynamo: "I was wondering where you two were." "There are three of us." "Patrus doesn't count."
h47hat: oh nos
beowuuf: that's because we spent so long in chapter 1, or else gameplay would have slowed us down :) that and a walkthrough is a heck of a thing, of course
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo "Hey that's rude. Entirely fair and true, but still mean.
h47hat: the bard? a spy? surely no
Arclight_Dynamo: @KakuEpsilon :D
KakuEpsilon: @h47hat HAve you tried whacking a few trees? He might just fall out
h47hat: @h47hat SMRT
KakuEpsilon: "Can you dupe in a bag?" "You can dupe in anything if you put your butt close enough to it."
CaptainSpam: That trick never works, Bullwinkle!
h47hat: this is at the end, or after, the Rift War? The Big Bads globally are the Morhedel moving to East of Krondor, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: The Rift War is over by now.
PixelArtDragon: The most annoying thing about poison is that it prevents you from recovering from resting in combat
h47hat: @Arclight_Dynamo ty
KakuEpsilon: We need to stuff Patras full of books, and I think Locklear didn't read all of them?
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MrSwissLion: Betrayal at Krondor could easily be an entire prog album name
Mai_Andra: Beej, Kathleen made us watch Sailor Moon S while listening to prog rock...
CaptainSpam: @Obos_TAB Undistilled 1993 prog, my dude!
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Rhynerd: huh, I don't recognize the figure in the middle
KakuEpsilon: @Mai_Andra Sounds like a party and a half.
CaptainSpam: Don't worry, he's useless.
h47hat: Welcome to the "Patrus, be better" show
beowuuf: patrus, the baron's mage
beowuuf: he sucks :(
KakuEpsilon: @Rhynerd That's Patrus, he sucks.
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej *did* go to some trouble to get the CD music working properly on this game.
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Arclight_Dynamo: @Rhynerd Patrus sucks and we hate him.
PixelArtDragon: Patrus the character is awesome, Patrus the stat sheet is awful
Mattmitchell45: My god, 7.5 years
kekuha: one of those dudes is a combination picard and mr Miyagi and i fear his power
KakuEpsilon: Story and Gameplay Segregation
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Mai_Andra: @Mai_Andra It was fun. katesGift
beowuuf: we need more of the 'mage who throws around moredal to point directions' in the gameplay. there's such ludonarrative dissonance right now
PixelArtDragon: At least Patrus knows one of the most powerful spells in the game... shame though that it half kills him every time he casts it
KakuEpsilon: Unintentional pun of picking up a Crossbow at 69% as a "Nice"r crossbow.
ohaimireiya: Yes more yeeting
beowuuf: @kekuha his power is to be worse than the mage we lost :p
KakuEpsilon: We didn't lose Owyn, not for lack of Gorath trying to get rid of him like 4 times.
h47hat: @PixelArtDragon This IS how I recall it (although it's been some years)
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we dupe on a corpse?
chaostreader: Dupe restoration
KakuEpsilon: Selling him to slave traders, drowning him, leaving him with his Ex-wife for a bit...
beowuuf: @KakuEpsilon gorath would never let any harm come to his pet :p
PixelArtDragon: There are some really good Owyn-Gorath interactions
Arclight_Dynamo: @KakuEpsilon "Hey, drinking from this well is super dangerous. Go ahead."
KakuEpsilon: @PixelArtDragon That sounds like a great sitcom.
beowuuf: @Arclight_Dynamo i mean there's been no living people complaining of the dangers, so...
ohaimireiya: the Owyn and gorath show is filmed in front of a live studio audience
h47hat: a friend of mine added a laugh track to his stream deck. game changer
KakuEpsilon: @ohaimireiya Well they were live before Owyn accidentally cast a spell at the audience...
ohaimireiya: *lighting noises*
PixelArtDragon: Did Patrus rest?
chaostreader: @pixelartdragon yes.
beowuuf: lol, oops
KakuEpsilon: Hilarious.
PixelArtDragon: I feel like that was potentially intentional
Arclight_Dynamo: Tricksy.
KakuEpsilon: Witch Hags almost as useless as Patrus.
PixelArtDragon: In fairness, if there were enough fights to get Patrus's stats up, he'd be fine, but there aren't.
PixelArtDragon: 1% nicer?
ohaimireiya: Worlds most okayest magic user
CaptainSpam: "It's worse than we thought... the infamous Repair Bandits are roaming the roads near Northwarden again! What do they want?!? Why do they DO this?!?"
KakuEpsilon: @PixelArtDragon He'd be better if he were allowed to use the spells he's shown to use in the story. XP
Juliamon: Mage Patrus is a disappointment, Mage Patrus is a total disgrace
KakuEpsilon: @CaptainSpam "I hear it's for the stat increases." "Would be a shame if you were all alone with some broken armor..."
beowuuf: james!
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, eff.
h47hat: damn plot wall
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, this is one of the smallest chapters in terms of area
CaptainSpam: Looks like you're roped into this story now.
KakuEpsilon: lrrEFF
thunderbird32: Man look at them polygons in the landscape. There's tens of 'em :D
h47hat: @thunderbird32 isnt it glorious
CaptainSpam: Nobody takes anybody.
Arclight_Dynamo: Whiffathon up in here.
CaptainSpam: Everybody misses on all sides, it's unbelievable.
h47hat: huzza for crowd crontol
Arclight_Dynamo: *This* is more what I'm used to.
KakuEpsilon: Not at all, and don't call us Shirley.
PixelArtDragon: That's why I want to see more systems with "you make n attacks, each with m% chance to hit" so that you get a nice curve of number of actual hits
SK__Ren: The use of miss for all non-hits was a miss-step. A miss-take. It is a misnomer.
SK__Ren: See how bad it is when you use miss for everything
SK__Ren: :P
Arclight_Dynamo: *DINK!* "It wasn't great!"
KakuEpsilon: Would you rather us use Mrs.
juneblue58: I like how the Quest pnp RPG handles it; where a 'miss' or failed check doesn't just lead to failure, but a difficult choice offered to the player by the GM.
h47hat: would it have been better if something answered BACK!?
beowuuf: do we have torches / ring of prandeur?
juneblue58: So a 'miss' in combat might give you the choice of either hitting and taking a hit in return, or only dealing half damage.
PixelArtDragon: Maybe we need Patrus to thwack some of them?
h47hat: tried to come up with a lore joke to say g"night, but been too long since I read any of the books, so #DukeJames!
KakuEpsilon: If Patrus ate all those rations, he'd be Fatrus
beowuuf: sergeHi night hat
ohaimireiya: Ninis hat
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I see what's up with this place.
CaptainSpam: "Crap, this one died with a really nice sword on him, too. Whatever's down here must be terrifying!"
iris_of_ether: jacket?
r10pez10: i like these locks
Xenguin47: Take all the things!
Arclight_Dynamo: We, in fact, DO need to be down here.
beowuuf: wyvern eggs seem to be used to make wyverns run away with the right spell?
Arclight_Dynamo: Bingo.
r10pez10: spoken of in legend, the rock rocks
KakuEpsilon: WHAT
CaptainSpam: Well well.
PixelArtDragon: It's okay, I also did it this way by accident
KakuEpsilon: Well, we do have James in the party
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Spongehorn: That’s almost a year. If it was 2020.
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CaptainSpam: Locklear is poisoned! BOOMshakalaka!
PixelArtDragon: This Locklear, this Locklear, this Locklear's on fire!
KakuEpsilon: Oh cool we hit Sunday
CaptainSpam: Well, there you go. Better armor than that.
KakuEpsilon: "This dog sucks, he didn't even eat anything we could use!" "Do... do dogs normally eat things that we use?"
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder which of the devs' dogs this is/
Arclight_Dynamo: ?
beowuuf: on a barrel round their necks, sure
Arclight_Dynamo: And you've been assuming all these elves we've killed have been *carrying* rations. Kappa
beowuuf: weird, i hit the elf with poison then the 'rations' were poisoned
mykalwane: never seen you live and often watching the vods on youtube. thank you for the great shows
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bakerydragon: Turns out waking up early on a Sunday isn't always a bad thing. Always lovely to catch a stream live, I hope it's going well
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KakuEpsilon: Did you just get slapped by a Witch Hag?
bakerydragon: oh wow Commander Keen, "that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time"
KakuEpsilon: @bakerydragon I mean the last official game of the series was to come out in Christmas 1992...
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Arclight_Dynamo: @KakuEpsilon I'm pretty sure there was a new Keen game recently.
bakerydragon: wow, coming up to the 30 year anniversary
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Nope it got cancelled
KakuEpsilon: Trust me, I think about Commander Keen a lot.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, I didn't hear it got cancelled.
KakuEpsilon: @Arclight_Dynamo Trust me, it is for the best.
Arclight_Dynamo: Both A - dang and B - I don't feel so bad about it since it seemed, uh, not great.
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
CaptainSpam: It got MAULED when people saw videos of it.
TheExplodedGamer: Goodnight all
SevenishMagpies: thanks for the stream!
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the extended stream, Beej!
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks Beej! This is fun as heck.
evolirium subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
evolirium: Henlo Beej and friends, good night to you and good morning to everyone in our time zone. Good to see you <3
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bakerydragon: Thank you for the stream Beej and for the Nostalgia chat and @KakuEpsilon =)
bakerydragon: lrrHEART amydCheers lrrHEART
KakuEpsilon: @bakerydragon Aww, shucks.
TheExplodedGamer: The Beejbase
evolirium: Beejbase <3
CaptainSpam: Huh, do the various LRR members have names for their home streaming offices?
KakuEpsilon: The Beejunate Castle.
SevenishMagpies: i've been wearing the lrr pride shirt all year and i love it
Phailhammer: rudeLove rudeLove rudeLove rudeLove
KakuEpsilon: @CaptainSpam I mean if we're going by that, it's the LunarJade arena.
SevenishMagpies: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
Phailhammer: LRR Wrath shirt when? lrrBEEJ
KakuEpsilon: @Phailhammer Pretty sure that's the Jund Em Out shirt
bakerydragon: WAT
evolirium: AsexualPride
bakerydragon: Agatha Fisty merch!!
Phailhammer: KakuEpsilon Fair point. :D
rubikdarkwill: Season 11 DVD backers?
djalternative: Twas fun Beej
evolirium: Do you think that you ever would come to anything in europe?
djalternative: probably wear a mask regardless. it'll probably reduce chance of pax pox
bakerydragon: very much with you on still being wary even with the vaccine
RvLeshrac: The "you don't have to wear a mask if you've been vaccinated" shit made me livid.
amam741: I thought my twitch was glitching out saying you were live
RvLeshrac: So many people who can't be vaccinated, so many different vaccines, and so many different variants.
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xerjen: snuck in at the end
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electra310: The Preston Garvey of Krondor
KakuEpsilon: @electra310 I understand that reference since I'm playing Fallout 4 after buying it for 5 bucks for my roommate for Chirstmas
PixelArtDragon: The Quest of Sidequests
Phailhammer: cya :)
djalternative: as far as I'm concerned, I'm just going to wear a mask at cons from now on. too much disease
djalternative: It's Dale's turn DMing
electra310: @electra310 Once you finish, or if you don't mind spoilers, check out Graham's YouTube vids on the main LRR channel of Agatha Fisty: One Punch Gran.
bakerydragon: @djalternative absolutely. I hope that the idea of "pax pox" and "freshers flu" become anachronisms
bakerydragon: rather than just accepted inevitabilities
beowuuf: yhanks beej, byyyyye!
bakerydragon: thanks again for the stream Beej
electra310: Night Beej, thanks for the stream!
bakerydragon: you too
PixelArtDragon: Thanks, bye! Time to go catch up on last episode and the beginning of this one.
SevenishMagpies: good luck on the vaccine!
ohaimireiya: lrrHEART
bakerydragon: amydCheers
djalternative: adios