neisan2112: Legit how I feel playing WAR Ben
RandomTrivia: ONE OF US
BrowneePoints: Bingeing freakin Dorohedoro
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
drfox17: lololol
Haberdashed: Dual blade even
UnusuallyLargeMoth: folded over A THOUSAND TIMES!
oatway: bug bo 4 lyfe
Haberdashed: I've ALWAYS been that low!
PMAvers: One week later, "So I just started messing around with dual blade, and I think I like it?"
BrowneePoints: See Ben is rebranding as a weeb, he's renamed Bingeineering cuz he watches entire seasons of anime at once on twitch
djalternative: Sword and Shield only #JoCat
DiscordianTokkan: Just in case, Ben, is Beej still playing Betrayal at Krondor in 15 mins?
Weemcast: Keep considering getting into this one
TheUnfoundPath: I hate the traps in PotD so much. They're so punishing.
Weemcast: Dropped in to see it in action
Mr_Horrible: I like that the 2 weapons I use in MH are Charge Blade (the coward's choice) and Dual Blades (the madman's choice)
drfox17: @Weemcast welcome!
Haberdashed: But Ben dual blades in MHR get to never touch the ground
djalternative: yeah. Beej is still on schedule in 15
UnusuallyLargeMoth: legitimately the only reason I don't have DRG leveled is cuz I cannot be arsed at all to level classes from 1
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it is painful ; _ ;
Weemcast: @drfox17 Thanks ;)
BrowneePoints: all I can hear is just Bunny Gal yelling Shi-ne!
Riandisa: Early leveling goes by so fast
Haberdashed: lol oops
Mr_Horrible: we gotta get to Krondor lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Beejtrayal at Kronjob
theambivalentagender: So I've never played this game, wondering if Summoner is a good job to start out with
lyropithic: That would have been the -ultimate- betrayal
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender it has an intense rotation
Weemcast: @Riandisa Leveling is quick? I heard it was really slow
oatway: betrayal! at the krondor
ohaimireiya: summoner starts as arcanist and is pretty fun
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender but you get to summon a mini bahamut
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun ben is the traitor he has betrayed the schedule Kappa Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: XD
KyeMonster: I started with Summoner @theambivalentagender its a lot of fun!
YawnLance: Awaken the Beej
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
ohaimireiya: bonus to summoner is scholar levels at the same time
drfox17: The Heather of Damoclese?
blip2004: Enter The Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Heather is a powerful being.
RandomTrivia: !quote 6585
LRRbot: Quote #6585: ""It's in God's hands now." "Is it?" "Sorry. It's in Heather's hands now."" —Graham and Adam [2019-11-21]
Mr_Horrible: theambivalentagender it has a lot of phases at max level, but it eases you into the rotation pretty gradually. And you lots of cool effects and summons!
MennoKnight42: i'm glad you're enjoying this game enough to lose track of time like that, it's a very good game and i'm glad to see other people enjoying it
TwitchingPokki: poor Adam :<
TheUnfoundPath: I'd love to see some more FFXIV. Maybe on a home stream?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Move this stream to your channel?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the bonus stream, Ben! lrrHEART
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun next week pretend it's lets nope and have you and Adam do more FFXIV together please :D
Riandisa: @Weemcast It isn't that bad at all. Just remember to use xp buffs/food/gear to improve rate and there's tons of ways to earn xp if you don't like one than another
snowmonkey99: FF6 huh
RandomTrivia: And thanks for hanging out, Lamb!
itomeshi: FF6? OK
Mr_Bitterness: Hell YEAH FF6
Easilycrazyhat: This is your brain on FF
drfox17: Suplex, That Train!
DiscordianTokkan: We going to find TERRA now
Scrubbodiestobears: i mean i'd watch Ben play FF6 lmao
Weemcast: @Weemcast Gotcha
SirTrae: FF6 is fantastic
YawnLance: It you want to watch been become more weeb, come watch :p
Earthenone: are we doing a final fantasy stream, going from 1-15?
snowmonkey99: Definitely load up FF6 for let's nope next week, I wanna see Adam's face
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RandomTrivia: Don't worry, there's more stream coming up right afterwards!
drfox17: @Balaur1135 bens been playing on his home stream and enjoying!
Juliamon: There's another show coming up!
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej fires up Betrayal at Krondor, the 1993 classic from Dynamix and Sierra Entertainment. Game: Betrayal at Krondor) at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
affinityartifacts: hahahahahah omg ILY Ben
Sage0fMadness: breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah
affinityartifacts: i'm so ready for bunny ears and vacation mom wear
MennoKnight42: we've got a strong contingent on the Siren server that chats via the LRR Discord!
mishotem: can you spec in Deadlift in FFXIV?
Mr_Horrible: everyone like "wait *we* know a strongarmed Olivia"
circusofkirkus: please, Mr Beej is my father
BrowneePoints: Olivia is a RL badass
affinityartifacts: y'all are sweethearts thank you
YawnLance: Fourth Strike bandcamp, maybe?
TheUnfoundPath: Hmm, further ahead in the MSQ then me. Think i'll need to do some questing before I tune in ^^
BrowneePoints: @affinityartifacts we just tell the troof
RandomTrivia: Does still work? LUL
ohaimireiya: I want to watch more ffxiv but I also want to watch Beejtrayal!
Mr_Horrible: oh cool!
RandomTrivia: benginDab
Mr_Horrible: good luck on 41-50, y'all! lrrHEART sofieBless
drfox17: thank you for the stream!
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
Bladinus: bai!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: Bai!
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeeeee
ohaimireiya: bai~
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, Ben! Thanks for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: I also sent Ben an Abroader Otter minion, in-game, because Yes.
drfox17: heheheheh
ohaimireiya: D:
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: *ding*
YawnLance: Oh discord isn't muted
RandomTrivia: Hi Ken!
drfox17: uh no
MrUglama: ummmm
YawnLance: Hey Ken and Lamb :p
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
ohaimireiya: hehe
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Ken! Hahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin: Hi Lambbb
drfox17: there we go
drfox17: time for krondor!
ohaimireiya: time to make coffee before beejtrayal!
RandomTrivia: That counts as a Paul Call, right? :D
djalternative: Let's Kron that Dor!!!!!
RandomTrivia: Have a good one, friends, I should sleep because it's 4am lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night everyone! My antihistamine's worn off so my eyes itch and want to be closed o/
ohaimireiya: oh ninis
HundreydAundre: lemme in Let's NOPE! Eyes skipped to the end!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEEJ lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
HundreydAundre: Oh. Well then,.... lemme in Beej-Trails! I guess the Let's NOPE ended!
Electrodyne: Yes I'm here for the trogdor
Xenguin47: Light the Beej Signal!
ohaimireiya: let's nope didn't happen, it was ffxiv instead as a bonus
YawnLance: Too real
ohaimireiya: haha!
Xenguin47: Oops. Wish I'd known that earlier.
SnackPak_: yeah, it's a wall
PMAvers: Do not put your hand into the Beej cage, he will take it.
DeM0nFiRe: It's true, my window is on the right
KeytarCat: :O I have a window!
blip2004: instructions unclear, started choking on burger
asthanius: i have a window on the left, but the blinds are closed
djalternative: It's only not a window because I'm currently facing the window
Xenguin47 looks out KeytarCat's window.
SnackPak_: free food!
ohaimireiya: I have a window, there's nice trees outside
ohaimireiya: ooh I should eat a food
HundreydAundre: @ohaimireiya What? Is the Let's NOPE okay? & by Let's NOPE, I mean Ben & Adam?
Electrodyne: I have a mint Klondike
Arclight_Dynamo: "Remember you are in a small metal screamtube hurtling through the air at almost the speed of sound."
asthanius: put your tray table up, and put your seat up in the full upright position
Xenguin47: Please return your tray tables to a fully upright and locked position
KeytarCat: @Xenguin47 you need a chair? I can clear off a chair
ohaimireiya: @HundreydAundre oh yeah, Adam was just not feeling well
Electrodyne: Seatbacks and tray tables
asthanius: Weird Al has a whole song about it
Arclight_Dynamo: "Gary, please stop picking your nose for landing."
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Xenguin47: @KeytarCat I mean, I figured you're just a cat, so you're probably just /in/ the window sill, right?
HundreydAundre: Have I? Oh, riiight. The Pfizer tweet!! I totally blanked!
DoodlestheGreat: One betrayal free with every Krondor.
PMAvers: How is Krondor Air, anyway?
Xenguin47: Isn't Krondor Air just the Temples?
Arclight_Dynamo: Has anyone ever seen a flight attendant switch from "sky waitstaff" to "emergency crew" mode? it's kind of terrifying, and those people are *trained pros.*
KeytarCat: @Xenguin47 I'm on the hooman computer-nya
Electrodyne: Air Canada 452 cleared to the Ottawa airport via the Lester 2 departure, flight plan route, depart runway 6 left, squawk 0-5-4-4
asthanius: Hi Beej!
CaptainSpam: You're supposed to say that it's our boy.
nyquister_: What up Gamers!!!
TheMandrew: guys gals and nonbinary pals?
asthanius: "Hey Gamers, you ready for another day of video gaming?"
asthanius: It's One Boy
Electrodyne: Hey! What if instead of "Beejtrayal" it's "Beer-trail"?
ButButTheJesus: :D
djalternative: Welcome Boy
DeM0nFiRe: I think you're supposed to tell us to smash a like?
Electrodyne: Beer Trail to Krondor
asthanius: smash that lychee
Arclight_Dynamo: Chapter five seems very restricted, and there doesn't seem to be much that needs to be done. I think we can get it finished today.
Electrodyne: Paying for hair care products
DarkMorford: Hey Beej, hi chat!
Haberdashed: Just Pride month I think
Electrodyne: Hi @darkmorford
KeytarCat: I just say Pride
asthanius: LGBTQIA2S+
bmurphie: Maybe youtube will see this someday, but there have been no updates for a week. Got all addicted to Beejtrayal and then no updates. Is everything/one okay?
Arclight_Dynamo: It was originally "Gay Pride" but that was too restrictive, so we just say "Pride" now. The "LGBTQ+" is implied.
djalternative: It's just Pride to be as inclusive as possible
MagicalAttackGecko: i got mine!
johnalogue: here for some acts of disloyalty at a specified location!
TacitusVigil: PrideWorld
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, right, Patrus. He sucks.
FPNY41: He looks like he's getting ready for bed
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!
Arclight_Dynamo: The Mike's RPG map makes it clear.
Arclight_Dynamo: Basically, the world map is deceptive, here.
Electrodyne: Hey is that actor Pat Morita?
ohaimireiya: @hexy_lexy thanks hexi lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh.
Electrodyne: These guys are dancing
Electrodyne: Don't fight, dance
ohaimireiya: ohno they're break dance fighting!
Arclight_Dynamo: Must not be holding metal. I think that's needed for lightning.
hexy_lexy: ooh, Lockey's back! wait, patrice? ive clearly missed things
chaostreader: ^
Arclight_Dynamo: To catch people up: We were with James, Owyn, and Gorath. James left to do a thing, and we were with Owyn and Gorath. They were captured and escaped. We then left them and took up with James and Locklear, who had met up. Patrus joined us as a spellcaster. He sucks.
asthanius: Patrus is a crazy old man who has magic
FPNY41: so patrus is tellah
Drea713: @Arclight_Dynamo bless you, I was afraid Owyn died or something
Arclight_Dynamo: @Drea713 No worries!
asthanius: @FPNY41 When we met Patrus, he was levitating a dude, then threw that dude off-screen to point in a direction. He is legitimately crazy
ohaimireiya: ohno someone ate all my lunch
FPNY41: but did he call them a spoony bard?
asthanius: Oh right! The guy with the trap
Arclight_Dynamo: It was Patrus who gave Owyn his zap staff, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, whole place is lousy with wizards. Kappa
ohaimireiya: Owyn kinda yoinked that staff
chaostreader: Shouldn’t Locklear have the better sword because he is less likely to miss?
Arclight_Dynamo: The better sword is better because it has better accuracy, not damage, I believe.
asthanius: Yo!
hexy_lexy: thanks for catching me up, btw, chat!
DeM0nFiRe: Oh neat
Arclight_Dynamo: Checking, it is in fact a bonus to accuracy NOT damage. Leaving it on James is better, then, IMO.
hexy_lexy: YO! THATS AWESOME
DarkMorford: Weird Al just seems like a really cool guy.
mtvcdm: IT ME
Arclight_Dynamo: "We know all your shit in addition to all our shit. Whether we like it or not."
djalternative: there is no escape from MTV
asthanius: Booth :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, you are on booth view."
Neddy471: Everyone I know who has run into Weird Al that I know, says he's awesome
DarkMorford: BOOF
hexy_lexy: sill in booth view, beej
Driosenth: boof
DeM0nFiRe: "Listen Canada, I know you aren't the US but people are gonna assume you are. It's easier if you just learn the lore"
Neddy471: Still on you Beej.
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:15.
asthanius: Would if we could
Arclight_Dynamo: Love to, Beej. :P
Electrodyne: What does the barn look like?
gualdhar: booth cam :(
hexy_lexy: wish we could, beej! :p
dkosa: still on the booth
Drea713: >:( lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Paint a picture with your words.
RunningMonkeys: would be great to see that.
rabbitgta: still in booth
AegeusEvander: Beej MYAAA
Electrodyne: Hey Beej
Nigouki: THIS is the real betrayal!
asthanius: Oh wow that's a LOT of pegs
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: ohey a bard!
HundreydAundre: eh, this could be like a single-player dnd campaign. exclusively Beej.
asthanius: I am indeed seeing robots
hexy_lexy: we were specific, though :p
FPNY41: is that a harptar
johnalogue: if we start screaming "robots", just run
xantos69: cheer50 Hey Beej. Real pleasure to see you playing out this game.
Electrodyne: Actually I'm underwhelmed, let's go back to the booth cam and have Beej describe everything
djalternative: if we say Robots, we're referring to the Flight of the Conchords song
blip2004: wtfBoko MrDestructoid
HundreydAundre: @Electrodyne Yes. Let's second that!
asthanius: What's a man but a minstrel pile of secrets?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Suck it up. Here's a bagpipe."
HundreydAundre: but, really. game is bakes good.
hexy_lexy: shut up, Patrus!
SK__Ren: Didn't we already find the geomancy stones?
blip2004: yep
asthanius: every stone is a geomancy stone
hexy_lexy: but it wasnt a rock... it was a rock lobster! :p
FPNY41: How are you are studying the sword I was studying the rock
Electrodyne: I wish I knew how to clip that "study the rock" bit
Electrodyne: subtle genius
asthanius: time to sell some diamonds
asthanius: oh huh
asthanius: well good
PMAvers: But what if he used to make a wedding ring.
asthanius: @PMAvers Diamonds? On a ring? Preposterous
asthanius: They're too hard
chaostreader: @pmavers That would be too odd for a soldier to have.
Kanitaria: sup
TheDefiledPrince: That's a way to make some coin
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TheDefiledPrince: Good ol' fashioned bar brawl?
Arclight_Dynamo: Do we want to dupe the milk while we have bodies to dupe it on?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, a 40 charge staff. Nice.
Electrodyne: is there a way to mod this game to replace James with Famous YouTuber James Turner?
JonnyGlitch: Hi everyone!
Electrodyne: hi Jonny
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, at least the game lets you have five digits of gold.
JonnyGlitch: Beejie's in the sky with Diamonds
hexy_lexy: maximum! money! :p
Arclight_Dynamo: So, did you ever check what Black Nimbus does?
hexy_lexy: also, hey JonnyGlitch
JonnyGlitch: Hey!
JonnyGlitch: BZZT
Arclight_Dynamo: Harsh. :D
JonnyGlitch: That's new to me
chaostreader: That armor is probably better than Locklears.
dkosa: are the blessed swords still worse?
chaostreader: The blessed elven one.
Arclight_Dynamo: I don't know, but I bet, we won't be allowed to leave the area.
chaostreader: Just lightning a mage?
chaostreader: Oh wait. No metal.
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh-oh.
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DEATHlikescats: yay I caught this when it's on normally
DEATHlikescats: happy Beejsploration
Arclight_Dynamo: 'if you were bitten by insects in ch. 5, turn to page 119"
hexy_lexy: gosh, now i want Adam, Beej, & Paul to do another CYOA Book
hexy_lexy: im not kidding when i say that its probably my favourite content out there
dpj2009: lrrBEEJ_SG
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BirkaBirkowski: what's the exchange rate between Sovereigns and Swedish Crowns?
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PMAvers: This is gob country.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oh, maybe we can lose Patrus up there, too!"
Arclight_Dynamo: That'll come in. '
iris_of_ether: What a nice surprise to see online after my (remote) Gloomhaven game :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey Iris!
iris_of_ether: @Arclight_Dynamo benginHi
ohaimireiya: hurro!
JonnyGlitch: Love the new chat history feature, I know this is a break and not the end at just a glance
JonnyGlitch: even tho LRR don't run this screenshow at close
adi_pie: Welcome back.
PharaohBender27 is here
JonnyGlitch: Hair is on point as always. Loving all the new Pan-Styles the past year and a bit
JonnyGlitch: A Pan-Do, if you will
Crunjirorl: Patrus, may favorite crotchety old mage
PharaohBender27: OK, sorry, what enemies are these?
chaostreader: Giants?
LibraryWitchKei: Rhyme giants? RaccAttack
Crunjirorl: Basically just frost giants, Rime like Fetters of Rime the frost spell
djalternative: Rhyme Giants. Watch out for their raps
SK__Ren: Rime of the Ancient Mountaineers
JonnyGlitch: Rime as in like... Ice Giants?
PharaohBender27: Thanks, lrrBEEEJ !
JonnyGlitch: Not ice, Frist Giants
JonnyGlitch: Frost even
chaostreader: Pocket sand!
Loonatic93: You could feed a large village with that many rations.
JonnyGlitch: I knew there was Rime and Reason to their nomenclature
juneblue58: Does look a bit like a siege tower.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, they may be mobile shields or seige towers.
juneblue58: With the hides on the outside to resist flaming arrows.
Arclight_Dynamo: *siege, even
JonnyGlitch: Are we... jaywalking right now?
Loonatic93: I just noticed that Beej has roughly the same hair style as The Professor.
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder if holding gold would have let you zap that mage?
PharaohBender27: @Loonatic93 And which professor would that be? Kappa
chaostreader: @pharaohbender27 Brian.
Loonatic93: THE Professor.
DarkMorford: Professor X?
Loonatic93: Professor Ann Maryanne.
BrysTime: hi
asthanius: You can just Nimbus through this, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: Kind of. Nimbus just turns off the walls, I think.
asthanius: ah
asthanius: I thought it turned off the guns
PharaohBender27: @Loonatic93 Oh! I knew someone who had a class with her. Very good class, as I understand. ( ;) )
Loonatic93: So his team is Billy Crystal, Pat Morita, and "Karen" with a mustache.
ohaimireiya: lol
Arclight_Dynamo: That's deece.
ohaimireiya: I though it was locklear Pi
DarkMorford: I mean, clearly that's James. He looks ready to fall down the first hole we come across!
ohaimireiya: James go check for pits
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JonnyGlitch: Ok I'm off everyone! Wish me luck! I'm off to exercise my Consumer Rights under my countries laws... Always fun when dealing with mobiles...
asthanius: safekeeping
Loonatic93: Have fun storming the castle.
ohaimireiya: good luck!
PharaohBender27: Good night and good luck, @JonnyGlitch !
DarkMorford: git fetch
Loonatic93: Sterling or Mallory?
Arclight_Dynamo: Eeeeey!
Arclight_Dynamo: I take it that the Bessy needs heavy strongs to repair?
Arclight_Dynamo: *strings
Loonatic93: Bessy Mauler was my Grandpa's favorite brand of tractor.
CaptainSpam: Wow. We had so much gold the game just gave up on telling us how much silver we had?
SquareDotCube: Leave it in a chest?
Arclight_Dynamo: @SquareDotCube We can't leave this area at the moment, and I don't think Gorath can enter it any time soon.
Crunjirorl: Don't you generally have a chest with access to items from previous chapters at the beginning of each chapter?
Arclight_Dynamo: Also... there seem to be no hests here.
Arclight_Dynamo: *chests
chaostreader: Could you sell them at a shop in the south?
Arclight_Dynamo: Fire damage... on icy enemies?
Arclight_Dynamo: We're only down 5% acc. compared to our previous crossbows.
Loonatic93: As Gondor?
Loonatic93: Singing telegraham!
pantomimehorse: Wow... think I might have played this game, *way* back in the day
Crunjirorl: you need to get your guy really drunk
JadedCynic: "This dwelling is empty and safe to bivouac in, and this is the number of lowly humans I had to kill to make it empty"
johnalogue: Wait, we need a *low* barding skill?
asthanius: You're too good!
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp.
CaptainSpam: Oof. We overtrained.
Crunjirorl: if you get your guy drunk his skill wil lbe reduced
asthanius: How do we make him worse?
asthanius: Can we hit Patrus over the head?
Arclight_Dynamo: If we get Patrus near death, would his barding skill drop?
Crunjirorl: his skill will be reduced if he is drunk
chaostreader: Drink. Drink. Drink.
johnalogue: it seems like this game loves to punish overtraining
CaptainSpam: Turns out even Moredhel love My Kingdom Mine!
chaostreader: We didn’t train Patrus in Barding.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A "dragon-fucker."
CaptainSpam: Ah, no wonder the nights were cheap. You were expected to get Patrus drunk and then recover.
Arclight_Dynamo: COOL BOW
chaostreader: Apply oil.
Arclight_Dynamo: There were four dudes, you're good.
JadedCynic: there were four: the witch, the giant, and 2 bluecloaks
CaptainSpam: So I did some investigation and learned that Krondor has in-game cheats to give you a chapter's "important" items. And the game has *in-universe writing* to back this up.
asthanius: @JadedCynic That was my favorite children's fantasy book series
Arclight_Dynamo: They're our emotional support gemstones.
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CaptainSpam: mattlrBork
ohaimireiya: hurro
djalternative: Wiggins raided? that means we're due for a break doesn't it?
djalternative: I'm joking. do it whenever
wiggins: you must be pretty close to the end at this point, yeah? how big is this game? (I know nothing about it)
djalternative: @wiggins we're in 5/9
adi_pie: Have no fear, the Wigglers are here.
Arclight_Dynamo: This is ch. 5 of 9.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chapters are also now shorter. We did *all* the optional stuff in chapter 1 to get it out of the way.
wiggins: @Arclight_Dynamo ah, the wiggins method
Arclight_Dynamo: @Arclight_Dynamo Very much so, yes. :D
wiggins: neat!
chaostreader: It was on the right side coming up, I think.
djalternative: we spent 3 months in chapter 1 avoiding our duties
djalternative: nice of the betrayal to wait for us though
juneblue58: Time to commit war crimes.
asthanius: well that was anticlimactic
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we sell and buy this sword to get more than one?
leroygardner81: But wait, Im you!
Arclight_Dynamo: And can we, like, get it blessed?
Crunjirorl: locklear wrecks people with this sword
CaptainSpam: Yeah, that looks pretty well exactly what a sword of THE GODDESS OF DEATH would look like.
chaostreader: Can you read the attack plans?
JadedCynic: is there a shrine of Lims-Kragma?
CaptainSpam: There is, yes.
CaptainSpam: They're pretty nice folk.
JadedCynic: I feel like Tith would be affronted by (or jealous of) this weapon, and his priests wouldn't be able to bless it?
asthanius: just give it a new paintjob
asthanius: he'll never notice
Eyclonus: that moment when you've been watching for half an hour and just notices the pun in the stream title
PMAvers: Shouldn't we tell him about the... goblins?
asthanius: nah he'll be fine
asthanius: don't worry about it
chaostreader: @pmavers He knows about the goblins.
Robot_Bones: He was the goblins
CaptainSpam: Cast the onion to read the chest.
Arclight_Dynamo: Physically cast the union.
Eyclonus: loot box
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd be interested to know if we can sell the cool sword and buy back three. Kit up and leave one for Gorath.
Crunjirorl: Gorath actually gets access to an amazing sword in Chapter 6
chaostreader: Repair your armor?
sandball: A sword so good you can't enchant it past a certain level or it breaks things
Arclight_Dynamo: Better is later, money is money.
TheMerricat: according to this there are three copies of this sword in the game (ignoring possible duping) you get access to one each in chap 6 zone 2 and zone 4 as quest rewards
CaptainSpam: But hey, free bag.
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm. Well then, yeah.
Arclight_Dynamo: You *may* have missed a combat at the extreme south, from what I'm looking at.
Arclight_Dynamo: This is the one I mean.
asthanius: Bug town. Population: Bugs
Arclight_Dynamo: Plot Patrus is good. Real Patrus sucks.
JadedCynic: the Six!
CaptainSpam: If.
asthanius: "Hey, why do they call you the Six?"
Crunjirorl: "if" being the key word
Arclight_Dynamo: good goin', Jimbo.
TacitusVigil: Stop it! You're just bullying an old man, you goons!
johnalogue: That's XCOM, baby!
JadedCynic: it seems almost like all combat spellcasting is 'Low Magic', and what Patrus casts in story & cut scenes is 'High Magic'
SK__Ren: @Arclight_Dynamo Plotrus is the real MVP
Crunjirorl: RIP James
Arclight_Dynamo: RIP
Arclight_Dynamo: @SK__Ren sergeJustRight
kingofkings42: that's xcom baby
PMAvers: Cam sits upright out of bed. "...someone nearby is getting XCOM'd and it's not me."
asthanius: That's just a goddamn lightsaber
Arclight_Dynamo: Fudge 'ems.
CaptainSpam: jlrrDang
GhostofJeffGoldblum: holy crap I've read some of the books in this series! I didn't put it together until Beej mentioned a Bessie Mauler and it got me thinking
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Riftwar Saga, I think, is the series I read
CaptainSpam: It is indeed.
chaostreader: Doesn’t the store in this town sell potions.
Arclight_Dynamo: Were it me, I would simply gain the initiative. Kappa
JadedCynic: "He who moves first, moves best"
CaptainSpam: It counts!
CaptainSpam: Geez, leave Patrus alone! He's a demonstrably feeble old man!
asthanius: yeah but he also sucks
ohaimireiya: maybe they had been yeeted by Patrus
Arclight_Dynamo: Yikes.
TheMerricat: beej you can't block them from casting if you kill them every time you get close ;)
asthanius: First try
Arclight_Dynamo: At least that crossbow rocks face.
CaptainSpam: The Six... are now the Zero.
chaostreader: Wow. Your armor took no damage.
Arclight_Dynamo: Mike's RPG has no information on that item.
asthanius: I found what it does, if you want to know
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! I've found what Infinity Pool does. Should I say?
asthanius: It's not...not cool
TheMerricat: 50% spell damage bonus?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's powerful in combat, but not "cool."
asthanius: Use it to get 50% magic damage bonus
Arclight_Dynamo: "Infinity Pool increases Spell Damage by 50% The downside being that you have to use it before the spell is selected. Still, this could be quite powerful depending on what spell is used, and I can see it helping to take down extremely powerful enemies."
Arclight_Dynamo: That is my understanding, yes.
CaptainSpam: Doesn't that mean you burn a turn of combat?
Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe you can cast it *before* combat on the overworld, like poisoning your blades.
Arclight_Dynamo: So you don't burn a combat turn.
TheMerricat: @arclight_dynamo I think we found the same reference at the same time, if so scroll down the page a bit and scope out the details on the "cheat chests" :)
PMAvers: Eh, this kind of drinking was a normal night for Patrus back in wizard college.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat Holy crap!
Arclight_Dynamo: We *need* to try that.
TheMerricat: heh yep I was thinking the same!
LunarJade: [Beej] I want to hear more about this when I return.
Arclight_Dynamo: We can probably let it be a fun mystery.
Arclight_Dynamo: Save so you can roll it back, follow the instructions we give you, enjoy the surprise.
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djalternative: What'cha been playin' Heather?
JadedCynic: that's fine heather - I just got wigged out as it's almost 3am here, and despite every one else being asleep, the toilet flushed! (wife woke up and went to the loo :D )
DEATHlikescats: lol jade I've been there
DEATHlikescats: sorry @jadedcynic I mean
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djalternative: there's plot in Fantasy Life?
Arclight_Dynamo: Have any good VN recommendations, Heather? I've never played one and kind of want to.
djalternative: from every word of mouth report I've herd from people throughout the years, not once has anyone mentioned plot.
djalternative: the plot to miitopia is hilarious
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ohaimireiya: I like surprises!
Arclight_Dynamo: The instructions: 1) Go outside and open the map. 2) Press and hold Alt, right Shift, and ~ for a few seconds. 3) Enjoy.
CaptainSpam: Ah, the cheat chest?
Arclight_Dynamo: Overhead map, it says.
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I found this on TCRF a couple nights back.
TheMerricat: 5052 is chapter 5
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JadedCynic: we COULD apply cryptography...a common letter would be like 'e' or 't'
asthanius: each chapter has its own code
JadedCynic: woof,this would've been harder to work on...
JadedCynic: it's dev-tools :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, gotta be debugs or QA reasons.
Arclight_Dynamo: I love that they put *LORE* in it, though.
JadedCynic: back before there'd be in-engine command consoles
Boon_33: and it even used tilde as god intended.
asthanius: Free diamonds!
niccus: imporant indeed
itomeshi: So I'm sure the question's already been asked, but does Beej have an opinion on the books this game is based off of (The Riftwar Legacy by Raymond Feist)?
Arclight_Dynamo: Shit, what does that SELL for?!
ohaimireiya: he has recommended the books
JadedCynic: they left it for "Okay, you're supposed to QA the 6'th chapter - here's the code for unlocking the 'cheat chest'" or like you say - the help-line resolution
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I read Riftwar Saga and those were quite good, I imagine other books are good as well
asthanius: o r g a n i z e
Arclight_Dynamo: Instructions for what the QA testers should DO.
chesul: Not a good enough reason to use "Penetrate" XD
Crunjirorl: I have the strategy guide for this game, they included each chapter cheat chest
JadedCynic: @itomeshi he's read the riftwar saga at least - and he enjoyed what he read
Arclight_Dynamo: And, yes, there are different items in each chapter.
Crunjirorl: I think the first page is just a little "In Character" explanation for the chest for funzies
asthanius: I assume you can dupe with this chest
JadedCynic: @Crunjirorl yeah, nice on the part of the devs :)
Arclight_Dynamo: This is the stuff we need to unbrick the game if we screw up our save somehow. Nothing more.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a good idea, honestly.
JadedCynic: maybe they put the 'fluff text' in late when development was almost done
Arclight_Dynamo: WHOOF
JadedCynic: KA-CHING
PMAvers: "Oh hey, Baron? You were having problems paying your men? Take like three of these."
Crunjirorl: The "Heal All Characters" is really helpful if you get plagued by the guy in the rando house north of Hawk's Hollow
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, good call on the scroll.
Boon_33: I like that system alot more than the games that don't have a ingame un-softlocking thingy
KeytarCat: We only do unintentional cheats
TacitusVigil: I mean, if it's good enough for Lance Armstrong, it's good enough for you Beej. Kappa
JadedCynic: Spent 9 session powerlevlling and item-duping. "We're not here to cheat"
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Look, there's cheating and there's *cheating.* We have self respect.
TacitusVigil: Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil We *say* we have self respect. :p
PMAvers: I mean, clearly the duplication stuff is just a advanced form of magic. Move some things around, make some symbols, and presto there's a copy of a item.
chesul: There's a difference between "Cheating" and "Exploiting". so far we've only been "Exploiting".
TheMerricat: we are honest simple folk, we WORK for our cheats, none of this magical boxes from the sky shit!
Arclight_Dynamo: *I'm* irritated that I didn't find the cheat chests when I searched for Krondor Easter eggs, like, three weeks ago.
JadedCynic: We used 'sploitz, we don't use dev-provided 'last-resort tools to prevent broken storylines'
Arclight_Dynamo: Good find, @TheMerricat
Boon_33: cheaters never prosper, that's why Lance Armstrong only has 4 houses and no fame.
Crunjirorl: Powerleveling is really just grinding/cheesing anyways, that really cannot be put in the category of cheating or exploits
TheMerricat: @crunjirorl what we did in part 1 was unquestionably cheating though :D
JadedCynic: I'm just annoyed I waited for this stream to start, fell asleep in my chair, and woke up 2hr in :D I'll hit the vod tomorrow to catch up, and stop watching when I see my comments in chat start to show up LUL
KeytarCat: 1023?
KeytarCat: so we don't need to translate?
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Aw, boo. But it *is* super late on The Rock.
JadedCynic: @Crunjirorl yeah, espeically since in most cases, this game doesn't have respawning enemies
Arclight_Dynamo: @KeytarCat Won't matter when we have Gorath. He can just read it.
JadedCynic: yeah, past 3am, but I'm wide awake now, thanks to the nap :D
KeytarCat: oh right, tyty AsexualPride
TheMerricat: bonus spices!
CaptainSpam: Portcullis!
Arclight_Dynamo: Chapter end get!
corefluxx: A Panoply of Pepper one might say
Crunjirorl: @TheMerricat I wasn't here for chapter 1, I'd personally put item-duping in the category of exploits/cheating, but still distinct from cheat codes.
CaptainSpam spit-takes
TheMerricat: @crunjirorl oh I'd agree :)
Arclight_Dynamo: "You were born to some rich couple. You're in charge!"
Arclight_Dynamo: ohshit
JadedCynic: ooof!
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Arclight_Dynamo: Man, the perspective on Arutha is... weird.
adi_pie: At least one of these men is mid fall.
asthanius: Finally! Betrayal!
CaptainSpam: FINALLY, a proper betrayal!
Crunjirorl: Congrats to making it to chapter 6!
adi_pie: Looking forward to Chapter 7 - at, and Chapter 8 - Krondor
ohaimireiya: this isn't even my final betrayal
kumatsu: ohhai Pug
KeytarCat: Oh we're critiquing now?
kumatsu: I really need to reread Magician
asthanius: Ome-chan, desu
djalternative: oma-chan?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Pug is Tsurani?
DarkMorford: Pug is very sus
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Pug got abducted when he was young
kumatsu: Pug was one of the first prisoners captured in the Riftwar
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Correct Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Neat!
Arclight_Dynamo: Betrayal is an Isekai. Kappa
asthanius: what
juneblue58: Damn.
Crunjirorl: oh yeah, female magicians get killed
kumatsu: hell yeah Mara
kumatsu: 3 part
kakmize: love those books
richard_ermen: Makala seems like a very sexist amges OO
richard_ermen: *mage
juneblue58: Time for Makala to walk into the sea.
JadedCynic: Wait, Wurtz?!? I never knew she worked with feist...
kumatsu: It's political drama centered on a person who refuses to play by the rules to protect herself
DarkMorford: Big weeb? Beej? Nah, never woulda guessed. Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Was Feist a weeb?
KeytarCat: Beeb is a weej?
Arclight_Dynamo: Makala is a jerk, but he's a 8loyal* jerk.
asthanius: Macross?
Arclight_Dynamo: Nono. The Book of Robotech.
DarkMorford: Excel! The horror!
PMAvers: The Book of Eff Harmony Gold
juneblue58: Gonna get a giant robot and wreck the misogynists.
richard_ermen: Fast he says, after he's played for weeks xD
kumatsu: (Borat Voice) Pug's Wife
DEATHlikescats: The book of Macros Plus?
richard_ermen: So long it's not the Book of Robotech.
johnalogue: I thought in the kingdom we called it the book of-dammit
CaptainSpam: They should graduate to something like the Book of FORTRAN.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chat, you're all great. :D
richard_ermen: The Book of....C Sharp!
richard_ermen: It's Sewer Level Time!
asthanius: Again!
CaptainSpam: Hey, guess where we are again, it's the sewers.
DarkMorford: The Book of Macros. Also known by its alternate title: Excel for Dummies.
JadedCynic: getting close ;)
CaptainSpam: And hey! We're AT Krondor!
asthanius: Does Krondor have a house on the hill?
DEATHlikescats: are we the betrayal???
Arclight_Dynamo: Was Makala taking Pug's daughter the real betrayal?
Boon_33: what is a book of magic if not a book of macro's
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Beej!
Boon_33: goodnight Beej and Chat
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream :)
RocknGrohlNerd: thank you Beej for the stream, good night chat :)
Arclight_Dynamo: This was fun! Thanks, Beej!
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, Beej (and our break-companon, Heather) <3
DarkMorford: Have a good night, Beej. See you around, chat!
DEATHlikescats: this has been fun. appreciate your thoroughness
adi_pie: !vod
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SevenishMagpies: i love the pride shirt!
adi_pie: I should really see if i can get one of those Pride shirts, the design is great.
corefluxx: Cheer100
djalternative: I mean, there are certainly people here who'll read the guide and redact spoilers for you
SevenishMagpies: hi :3
RockPusher: They are good water bottles
kumatsu: I love my RQ bottle so much thank you for advocating for that product, Beej
corefluxx: Yay! Water bottles!
SevenishMagpies: hydration tubes!
DarkMorford: Cherry is a very nice wood, yeah
TacitusVigil: Can we get a water bottle that says "Beej's Happy Juice"? Kappa
CaptainSpam: Mine's survived a few drops so far, good quality stuff.
JadedCynic: yeah, I've got dented but still usable water bottles
SevenishMagpies: contigo is a good brand in general
JadedCynic: the wonderful
TacitusVigil: Still hoping for a RoadQuest patch or pin someday.
SevenishMagpies: oof yeah the eu thing will be... interesting
BusTed: Have a good one, all.
RockPusher: Thank you Beej lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SevenishMagpies: thx 4 stream!
JadedCynic: Burro-cracy is always a headache
TheDefiledPrince: Stay inside, stay alive :V
CaptainSpam: Wash your neighbors, don't touch your hands, stay six feet away from your face.
corefluxx: Round 2 for me on sunday
kumatsu: BC getting started on dose 2, crossing my fingers for y'all
TheDefiledPrince: We have experienced Beej
TheMerricat: thanks for the stream!
DarkMorford: G'night everybody!
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream!
HundreydAundre: Thanks Beej. Good Nights!
ohaimireiya: Thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: gnite!
ohaimireiya: ninis peeps who need to sleep
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you ALL are awesome. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
ohaimireiya: VirtualHug