djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
beowuuf: ok!
djalternative: I'm asking for lunch lrrbot. not hysteria
beowuuf: CurseLit panicBasket CurseLit lrrFINE
v_nome: We're out of lunch. Your options are "or death."
beowuuf: can i have the chicken?
v_nome: Oh alright.
djalternative: lrrCHKN
beowuuf: i like flying lrr inquisition airways
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Don't trust Beej.
TehAmelie: well that was straightforward
beowuuf: !find beej
beowuuf: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #4567: "Paul, do you want to wear the Beej?" —Ben [2017-12-27]
djalternative: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #7294: "Don't panic, it's normal, it's normal for people to have coffee." —Cori [2020-10-18]
Flyingdelorion: Hello anyone, is there no Magic this week? Or did I miss something? Thanx
HundreydAundre: but what if you don't have a choice LRRbot?
Joalni: Will the Summer Games Fest thingie with G&Paul be on Youtube? The claims on Twitch are a nightmare, so I understand why the VOD is deleted, but I'd like to see Graham and Paul's reactions.
Juliamon: I'm sure Heather will give it a try
Juliamon: Flyingdelorion Just running late
Joalni: Nice, thank you @Juliamon
djalternative: We're just running slightly behind. Online in a bit
Flyingdelorion: @Juliamon Thank you for the info!
djalternative: I mean, SGF did say that the version we watched was safe for streaming
Juliamon: It wouldn't be the first time something "safe for streaming" wasn't
beowuuf: there was the japanese breakfast sog and the wheezer song that might trip something, but fingers crossed?
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!!!
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
hexy_lexy: lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Joalni: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James, Kathleen, AND Cameron (such value) are live with today's LRRMTG! Strixhaven Drafts? Arena Cube Drafts? Maybe some Jumpstart? The worlds our Magic: The Gathering oyster! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1403098182704189440
beowuuf: clearly the stream only started when you arrived hexy_lexy, proving without ability to deny it that you too are valued! lrrHEART
hexy_lexy: @beowuuf NO U MORE
beowuuf: wow, cameron wheeled?
beowuuf: @hexy_lexy lrrAWESOME
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Why didn't we pick Cam first time round? How could we pass such greatness?
Alas_Babylon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
Alas_Babylon: Changelings are cowards. And also Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Alas_Babylon: Sounds great, bud.
Juliamon: You sound like James
electra310: I'm so pleased, I started playing Bloons Tower Defense after thinking about it during the stream this morning and thought I'd missed the start of the stream
beowuuf: voice sounds good vocal james
AngelicKnighthood: yep
floki4242: yes
Bexahlia: sounds fine to me
hexy_lexy: you sound good
electra310: You sound very James
Joalni: Yes, you sound like James.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Jesus, is that you?
Alas_Babylon: You are anywhere between 99-101% James.
HundreydAundre: Wut? James?
beowuuf: hey, we know that the splash screen is fine for voice :p actual cam screen is the real test!
jakd_in: James-ish
Joalni: But what if that was Ben, with some new sound mixer highjinks?
electra310: Ugh, how could you
Alas_Babylon: Yes.
MolaMolaphant: that is... not true, James
Juliamon: Obviously
Alas_Babylon: Definitively.
hexy_lexy: crunchy all the way!!!!!
Joalni: Yeah.
HundreydAundre: no.
beowuuf: if i was forced to have peanut butter, then yup
floki4242: get out of here with your coward peanut butter
Bexahlia: I don't like pb at all
TheWarbo: wtf no crunchy crunchy crunchy
electra310: The only use for smooth peanut butter is for making cookies
kinslayer6788: Hi James!
DeM0nFiRe: There are 2 kinds of people: People who prefer smooth peanutbutter and people who like ripped bread
beowuuf: look, if you find crunchy peanut butter in the jar, you don't let it out. That's just Adam logic.
floki4242: no
Juliamon: All the time my dude
Alas_Babylon: Yeah.
Wolfstrike_NL: So an android hacked the stream and is imitating James
hexy_lexy: all the time! adam is a gem!
RobotInProgress: *sigh* yeah
beowuuf: yeah.
Alas_Babylon: Dude's a dream.
djalternative: About Atom? yes.
Saintnex: yup.
electra310: Yes sometimes ,but we don't want him to be self-conscious on the stream
RebekahWSD: I have, in fact, thought about Adam
Alas_Babylon: And a wonderful guy.
ArdCollider: I just had to tear myself away from watching him play League to come here, so, sure
HundreydAundre: My family likes it crunchy! But I... I would like it to be creme-smooth just once!!
The_Battell_of_Hastings subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
The_Battell_of_Hastings: I always think about Adam.
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Juliamon: (chat please be clipping these)
beowuuf: I wonder what Adam's thinking about right now? Pity there's no twitch related way to find out
hexy_lexy: adam is a dreamboat and hes very funny
Flyingdelorion: Is it ok to say no?
Alas_Babylon: ;-;
beowuuf: oooh, burn :(
lamina5432: James version 0.0
ZachtlyAsIntended: He's a very Sea-batty boi
Joalni: BTW James, did you see the new Tarkov teaser for Streets?
Alas_Babylon: !card Deflecting Palm
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
hexy_lexy: SOON
beowuuf: We know you have the ball pit dream, it's ok
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lirazel64: Juuuust made it!
sophieghost: the real fake out is it's not James today
Diabore: jumpstart, while fun, is literally no different than before
beowuuf: hello james with a face ,and hello kathleen and cameron with voices?
lirazel64: Nice haircut.
Flyingdelorion: Hi James, no problem!
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Alas_Babylon: Mutant, Ninja, and Turtle are all creature types, therefore Changelings are all of those.
Alas_Babylon: Q.E.D.
Diabore: spend those bezos bucks
NemoWoodbine: <3
Diabore: i vote cube
beowuuf: jeff bezos is counting on your laziness or indecision, don't let him win!
djalternative: warm up with a jumpstart then into cube?
Evochron13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
Evochron13: magic magic magic
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electra310: I would love to see somebody do Arena Cube, I've never done it before
Flyingdelorion: Hello guests
HundreydAundre: Jumpstart: We should have best of three with 20/20/40 match grinds if someone would cache us up with that.
electra310: Hello!
beowuuf: hello guests!
Foxmar320: lol
Bexahlia: bex is fine, my screen name is my nickname mashed up with vex'ahlia from critical role.
hexy_lexy: KAFFLEEN AND CAM!!! <3
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
Joalni: Yey, Kathleen and Cameron are here!
sophieghost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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Foxmar320: Yeah thats my reply now. "Do you really want to know?"
Joalni: And Baxter too!
Diabore: how much time you got?
Alas_Babylon: Sounds like Baxter's having a good day
ZachtlyAsIntended: "Honest answer or easy lie?"
beowuuf: *opens mouth, spews dark light jet*
Bitter0ne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Bitter0ne: 48 months it's like three years
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Alas_Babylon: one chirpy boi
NarishmaReborn: I usually answer "alive"
v_nome: "If you don't want the answer, don't ask."
codatski: I just usually say: "Well, I'm here"
beowuuf: I'd say "about the same as I look" but that might make people too sad :p
HundreydAundre: Like Bo3 Jumpstart. No sideboards. Use each pack separately then a game using both packs in your library.
Wolfstrike_NL: STORM DECK!
electra310: Arena Cube?
MajorFrostbyte: Jumpstart my heart!
Flyingdelorion: OOh, the tendril deck! It was glorious!
NemoWoodbine: jumpy starty
electra310: Delicious magic sandwich
v_nome: Jumpstart but against each other?
djalternative: I think a jumpstart as a warmup is great
Flyingdelorion: For 1 game that was....
NemoWoodbine: jumpy starty!
TheKrakenWithin: I love jumpstart so much.
HundreydAundre: That'd be hard to balance though. since mill is an archetype in Jump-start. And so is five color too...
frnknstn: Jump starts is very much my jam
floki4242: one day...
beowuuf: i have two boxes of irl jumpstart, one with good printing, one with... less good printing... but I couldn't give up the second one :p
psychopez subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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beowuuf: well, more like less good card cutting
Jondare: I feel kinda weird in that neither Cube nor Jumpstart are my jam at all. Give me a normal standard set draft any day!
HundreydAundre: 1st pick Mayhem Devil! Oh, nvm. Tis the Jump-start. Why am I saying it like the Izzet mechanic!?
floki4242: things can get big fast
Flyingdelorion: Irish I.P.A. opened, let's gooooo!
frnknstn: which land is best?
TheWarbo: (also the checkmark on the Devlish mountain is "you already have this land style")
ThankYouUro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
ThankYouUro: Happy LRR Baby!
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HundreydAundre: The Phyrexian Swamp might still be in here somewhere.
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adambomb625: Well Read = Card Draw = Cam
Jondare: Well read is absolutely horrible if i'm remembering correctly
HundreydAundre: Harden-less Scales!
lochnessseammonster: that's why i love you cam
DGZenos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
DGZenos: sadly this will be my last resub. I am moving out and living on my own next month. wish me luck in college (my second time around.)
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Flyingdelorion: Cat! Can't loose!
hexy_lexy: this hand looks acceptible
Alas_Babylon: @DGZenos good luck, friend <3
HundreydAundre: Sweet.
beowuuf: !card primeval bounty
LRRbot: Primeval Bounty [5G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life.
Diabore: op on minotaur elkves
frnknstn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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Jondare: oooh, good luck DGZenos! What are you gonna study?
beowuuf: yeah, what i thoguht it was
Roscoe_DarkHorse subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Roscoe_DarkHorse: I lurk! I sub! I lurk again!
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TheIceman112: Holy cow James I tuned in and I thought your mic was extra beard and you had a huge beard...
DGZenos: @Jondare I will be attend cambrian college in sudbury. chemical engineering technologist.
djalternative: oh no. they have elves
HundreydAundre: Three-Headed Jumpstart, Let's Gull!!
DGZenos: @Jondare im going from line cook to lab tech
the_canuck_mystic: No jumpstart?
HundreydAundre: I want that burn spell to see more play. But it costs two & red...
the_canuck_mystic: oh, this is jumpstart!
Jondare: DGZenos Exciting! quite a jump :)
lirazel64: @dgzenos Good luck and congrats.
DGZenos: i've been watching for about 10 years, so that wont change. i'll resub once i have my affairs in roder
the_canuck_mystic: I was just playing minotaurs and am playing +1 now :D
HundreydAundre: Aw, this Mintaur is sweet!
hummbird: hi guys!
DGZenos: this community helps me i love you all
Sage0fMadness: "if they all live"
Sage0fMadness: LUL
Diabore: thats 1 swear
HundreydAundre: I paired them up with Goblins & they swing reel far!
the_canuck_mystic: I had them with Chandra and it was nice.
the_canuck_mystic: always had it!
hexy_lexy: :O invogorating Yager?!
Jondare: AND THIS is why i hate Jumpstart. Way too often you just get absolutely dumpstered because your combo didn't really work together, and they got the perfect
DGZenos: this is james were talking about. you will draw lands
the_canuck_mystic: That aetherborn is so sscary.
HundreydAundre: Goblins and Minotaurs are my new favorite singleton tribes to partner up.
electra310: This makes me feel good because this is pretty much exactly what happened to me when I played Jumpstart.
electra310: "How are all these opponents so good?"
EvilBadman: Darna's got first strike too to make combat math more miserable
SoldieroFortune: can't trade
HundreydAundre: Oh, doth we now realize the Black Lotus tokens implicate for kitchen table magic now?
HundreydAundre: Like, those used to proxying Lotus for fun had their methods, but with MH2, its like unofficial, officially?
Graham_LRR: Race
tinaun: is this jumpstart?
Jondare: Nope, there isn't gonna be tokens for Garth
drewm1022: Attack anything you don't plan to block with.
drewm1022: *with
the_canuck_mystic: Why not chump with tokens?
NemoWoodbine: i doubt they attack with the aetherborn
NemoWoodbine: or they do.
hexy_lexy: hey @Graham_LRR guess what? youre wonderful and amazing and valuable and loved beyond measure
the_canuck_mystic: !card drana
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
beowuuf: they wouldn't call this jumpstart if they didn't intend for you to go vroom afterwards :p
Graham_LRR: @hexy_lexy hey thanks!
im_da_real_groot: !card drana, liberator
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana, Liberator of Malakir deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
klapparandgil: Hey all! What’s the format?
TehAmelie: there's a pun about Drana and Drano drain cleaner
the_canuck_mystic: Jumpstart
hexy_lexy: "Disasterous Double Block" sounds like an awesome punk band name
beowuuf: @klapparandgil jumpstart, mix two half packs together and battle
klapparandgil: Ah, thanks @the_canuck_mystic
klapparandgil: And @beowuuf
TehAmelie: "it only feels like drinking Drano if you're on the wrong side of Drana"
NarishmaReborn: when they use the spanish senor, does that count as giving their pronouns?
Sage0fMadness: and all our hope is drained away...
beowuuf: why are you like this james
djalternative: They are using Señor
Anubis169: 👀
BoomerAang_Squad: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
tinaun: vampires is such a good pack
hexy_lexy: lrrFINE
Sage0fMadness: everything is fine, here
lirazel64: lrrFINE
flatluigi: jumpstart is a bit rough if you're playing late in the event because some people just keep their best packs for the whole event
the_canuck_mystic: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Sage0fMadness: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Wolfstrike_NL: Everything is fire
frnknstn: i OP on Vampires Vampires?
Anubis169 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
Anubis169: 90 months of sub on the wall... 90 months of suuuuuub~~
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flatluigi: you get your daily wins and quest rewards off of it
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:14.
flatluigi: iirc
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN sergeModLove
Sage0fMadness: but it costs to buy in again, and there's no payout
Anubis169: 'ello Muffins, how're all the happy peeps today? lrrAWESOME
Diabore: zombies i think
the_canuck_mystic: I like pairing a "slow" half deck with a "fast" half deck, but I'm new to to MTG
beowuuf: sleepy
Diabore: oh, vamprires, its vampire discard
Diabore: fun
hexy_lexy: @Anubis169 im sad today. sad cause this community will never know how much i adore you all! :p
Anubis169: well hexy_lexy today's your lucky day
TehAmelie: your words help somewhat with communicating that lrrAWESOME
Anubis169: because you just said it
RegulusPratus: I run back Jumpstart decks because sometimes I've got dailies to take care of.
Anubis169: mass pump
hexy_lexy: mere mortals like yourselves can never know the meaning of infinity :P
Diabore: keep cat
flatluigi: keep the cat for trample
the_canuck_mystic: malkin
hexy_lexy: cat for tromple
Wolfstrike_NL: pride, cause trample
Anubis169: OWW
TehAmelie: wait why does the tiny cat give trample
hexy_lexy: @TehAmelie uhh... yes
NarishmaReborn: its pride
Sage0fMadness: it shows you how to strut your stuff properly
TehAmelie: i find strutting mostly makes your stride unbalanced
flatluigi: that's the discard swamp
Diabore: thats the discard deck swamp
flatluigi: b/c it's a ruined hand
Mal2mad: The Discard Swamp
beowuuf: never seen something so cut you just want to smash through everything to tell people about it?
the_canuck_mystic: I wish MTGA had hearthstone's log of what happened, or am I missing something ?
Sage0fMadness: @TehAmelie clearly you're not doing it properly then! :P
frnknstn: jumpstart is steamroller-ish but fun
flatluigi: hell yeah cathar's crusade
flatluigi: one of my favorite cards on arena
Anubis169 huggles the crew
TehAmelie: oh no, we are facing the card science itself
the_canuck_mystic: this is too slow.
tinaun: it does have a log but its not very user friendly
Moonspeak721: is talking turkey good
flatluigi: heath and then endstep alarm is good
the_canuck_mystic: I'm never sure when to play taplands in these situations.
frnknstn: I miss Kaladesh
flatluigi: god, primeval bounty
flatluigi: what a fun card
flatluigi: !card primeval bounty
LRRbot: Primeval Bounty [5G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life.
the_canuck_mystic: Every silver lining counts!
tinaun: the pandemic finally got my lgs to do online single ordering which rules
Diabore: op might have gotten the same deck twice
flatluigi: siege striker you want out on the board
flatluigi: striker pumps out so much damage
TheWriterAleph: booo
the_canuck_mystic: oof
TehAmelie: a gingerbread man with a cool axe? there's a horror movie concept
flatluigi: charger on steed and see if they trade?
tinaun: play it
tinaun: get a counter
the_canuck_mystic: !card gingerbrute
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
flatluigi: i'd double block the stag, this feels like a combat trick
the_canuck_mystic: or chump?
flatluigi: oh, just clearing
flatluigi: nb
the_canuck_mystic: I was expecting a combat trick.
TehAmelie: run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. . .okay, i guess Haste was fast enough
Diabore: hornbeetle so they dont trade u think
the_canuck_mystic: !card fungal rebirth
LRRbot: Fungal Rebirth [2G] | Instant | Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If a creature died this turn, create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
flatluigi: does this pair of packs have removal for the brute
flatluigi: welp, ggs
TheWriterAleph: Cool Time Walk
flatluigi: at least we have a 6/6
Diabore: guess we'll pack up our lunch and go home
flatluigi: or a 7/7
the_canuck_mystic: That nessian beetle can get outta control real fast.
TehAmelie: i like their Te Fete-looking avatar
ivanchita: I came here to check if LRRMTG were you guys, such pleasure play with you guys
the_canuck_mystic: What was that knibht ?Why didn't they kill the beetle?
electra310: Hi Ivanchita!
electra310: Good game!
Diabore: i think trade for mauler and sapo or them just taking it was fine
graal_smith: 1 != 0
graal_smith: Brilliant take
Diabore: we ship our board with your board
graal_smith: Poor Poor James
graal_smith: Too bad you can't just punch your opponent's cards
Diabore: beetle into striker into kitty seems good
TehAmelie: but the curse. . .
flatluigi: yes
flatluigi: do it cam
NemoWoodbine: absolutely yes
EvilBadman: Yes...YES!
IvanRussel: yes
NemoWoodbine: it'll play well on cam
NonjaBiru: VoteYea
TehAmelie: if you throw Slaying Mantis hard enough you can destroy their cards. i don't know if it would even be against the rules
tinaun: kelly is eternal
graal_smith: Kelly's done it again!
frnknstn: Yes... YES
EvilBadman: sorry, I meant, "Yes...ha hah...YES" Cameron.
LurkerSpine: I love those Onion comics
graal_smith: "Sickos"
flatluigi: they're green/green i think,
tinaun: i think they are double green
flatluigi: you can see the two different lands
Diabore: its green green deck, plants and 1/1 counters
Diabore: trample
flatluigi: trample
graal_smith: Trample
tinaun: dont even tap out
Diabore: on 12 i think we aggro it
LurkerSpine: you'd still swing with the beetle, right?
flatluigi: swing in with striker and fetters after combat?
BoomerAang_Squad: fetters the malkin, attack?
Diabore: we should attack all
Diabore: if they dont block they die
legiondivided: 16 damage with the fortify no?
flatluigi: not enough to cast both
flatluigi: i think
Diabore: if we just fortify and attack with all craatures, if they block either trampler they die
flatluigi: i think if you fetters and attack in with striker you win
flatluigi: oh you can attack all
flatluigi: duh
flatluigi: good choices
beowuuf: our twodes
TehAmelie: nearly flunge!
Diabore: as keji says, attack all lol gg
Diabore: kenji*
MidgardSerpent: the last time three magic players agreed on anything was 2001
beowuuf: @MidgardSerpent they were figuring out lunch
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I_Am_Clockwork: “The magai have spoken” is a good running gag
djalternative: draft a cuboid arena in autodesk
lirazel64: Ok... now I'm thinking of "We Three Magi of LLR Are."
KeytarCat: darft cub next? Yay!
beowuuf: this music is making the adverts epic
TehAmelie: what i understand of streaming a cube draft is that chat will fiercely argue for 60 different strats
TehAmelie: but we can be nice, right
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TheWriterAleph: so decadent
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: ouch
lirazel64: "James am I, I draw all the lands/Cragbound Paths to Glittering Sands/Swamps and Mountains, Plains and Islands/All of them in my hands.
beowuuf: i have ordered some vanilla cherry coke that will appear at work tomorrow. I am hoping this is not a giant mistake
NarishmaReborn: two data points do, technically, form a line
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
EOstby: A Cam on LRRMTG? Truly a glorious day.
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beowuuf: @lirazel64 sergeJustRight
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Scorpions aren't good for dating.
klapparandgil: No! Why spoil it with vanilla?
TehAmelie: i liked vanilla coke, and cherry coke
RayFK: Don't fuck up Turner
beowuuf: @klapparandgil this is why it might be a mistake... i bought some normal cherry coke just in case i need to wash the memory away :p
klapparandgil: 👍
djalternative: just look for the gold uncommons
beowuuf: we have a perfectly good lrrEFF ing emote too
CardKingdom: James I hope you do really well at this despite your limited Magic experience!
NarishmaReborn: waiting for the a.i. revolution so we can have an actual Christian Minecraft server
Diabore: GOLOS!
beowuuf: :D
flatluigi: shark shark shark
djalternative: Golos!
F1SHOR: I mean they are the mono red leader
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BloodnBullets: also, red!
electra310: :D
beowuuf: james limited magic experience will be good in this limited format
TheWriterAleph: shade from CardKingdom
flatluigi: golos!
LackingSanity_: *pounds table* golos golos golos
tinaun: mana tithe
F1SHOR: even if not mono red we could still end up in a fun Agro deck
djalternative: Limited magic experience, James. It's a pun
Vyous: Golos you coward! Kappa
RegulusPratus: Tezzeret
flatluigi: please draft mizzix
EvilBadman: Courier too
TehAmelie: Mxyzptlk's mastery more like
BloodnBullets: bomat courier
BoomerAang_Squad: Courier
beowuuf: can only draft card if you can say the card :p
thekanadier: can we pull a page from Kenji's book and have "Red rocks me" in the background
GreatGodOm: I just got mizzix's mastery last pick.
Diabore: james are you only saying that because you lost the famjam?
RayFK: Seeing you pass all this amazing blue actively hurts
LackingSanity_: If you want to go in a spell heavy direction for mastery you could take epiphany
BloodnBullets: that art sure is something
BoomerAang_Squad: Epiphany
tinaun: sublime
F1SHOR: looting kg we are forcing a mastery deck
lithopseffect: draft looting for the nonsense
EvilBadman: Faithless'll get you gas if you're serious about monored, coward
EvilBadman: :P
BrindleBoar: rekt
beowuuf: one benjamin wheeler , who never swears at all, certainly not in the famjam that was just put on youtube :p
flatluigi: i would've had a really fun blue deck here.....
klapparandgil: Epiphany big spells!
TehAmelie: faithless looting is better than looting twice, right?
djalternative: @BloodnBullets it stares right back at you
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RayFK: Yes but Cameron it's my job to WATCH Arena drafts, not play them
KeytarCat: I like Flooting because of the anger about the art...
TehAmelie: it's always nice to see things that look different
lithopseffect: mythos?
beowuuf: i'm hoping faithless looking just causes insomnia to play as the background music
TehAmelie: *deep thoughts*
KeytarCat: I love the art, but I only care about it because some folks made fun of it in one of my servers
PinkfloydYES: also chat we need to summon the mana to cast chatter storm after this stream storm count is pretty high
TheWriterAleph: hell with these packs, Magda might wheel
ElektroTal: and what a great preprerelease with a great guest that was
flatluigi: ox is probably best here
lithopseffect: i like ox with mastery
djalternative: veal of fortune
flatluigi: escape for *two* notice
ElektroTal: @djalternative oh my god
TheWriterAleph: @djalternative LUL
beowuuf: @djalternative sergeJustRight
djalternative: @djalternative it was the lrr nickname
flatluigi: obosh is gopod here
flatluigi: you can just maindeck it
beowuuf: we've got to let the jumpstart engines cool down before we can jump again, sci fi rules
ElektroTal: If Lutri had had Obosh's art, my life would have been so much more peaceful
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TehAmelie: isn't "weaponize the monsters" the entire game of Magic?
beowuuf: lands can basically be tutored for in james's hands
TheWriterAleph: the PAYOFF
beowuuf: never lucky never punished
TheWriterAleph: !keikaku
F1SHOR: all Chandra's are good Chandra's when your already mono red 😂
ElektroTal: go red black sac
electra310: First strike for 2
LackingSanity_: daredevil just to get more bodies to attack with imo
Joalni: I don't think chat has game sounds?
lithopseffect: will deem worthy wheel?
F1SHOR: daredevil is awesome
BoomerAang_Squad: just 2/1 first strike for 2 is dece
NarishmaReborn: harvester is a 3 mana 3/5 flier
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lithopseffect: insult // injury is a hilarious card though
electra310: Don't hurt Cameron in his heart!
BoBrinkman: insult // injury is my favorite card in the cube
flatluigi: shadowspear is good though
flatluigi: dragonifre is GONNA wheel
LackingSanity_: its good
TheWriterAleph: no, it doesn't give reach
lithopseffect: wow
lithopseffect: rewarded
NarishmaReborn: khenra is great
flatluigi: i'd get fireball
TehAmelie: deck name: Chandra's red hot summer
lithopseffect: smashing is great too
LackingSanity_: smashing over devil's play imo
EvilBadman: Something'll wheel here and you'll probably benefit from it
BoBrinkman: Trap! Needs a legendary
beowuuf: @TehAmelie good name, but spelled out with cameron's laugher tailing it off after only half way through
EvilBadman: Malice for scry?
electra310: Chandra
TehAmelie: naturally
Joalni: And chandra
LurkerSpine: I mean, 4 isn't bad?
ElektroTal: temple and go black with bolas citadel in your sideboard
BoomerAang_Squad: Legendary creature or planeswalker
lithopseffect: alchemist tho
flatluigi: alchemist is real good though
LurkerSpine: Alchemest :(
TheWriterAleph: seej gang seej gang
Sharkfists: gobs gobs gobs!
djalternative: thermo alchemist
LackingSanity_: thermo alchemist is better for curve reasons
LackingSanity_: too many 5s already
NarishmaReborn: reinforcements in case of splash
beowuuf: see-ige gang commander, take gang commander
LurkerSpine: insult to injury is very good
NarishmaReborn: insult injury can really get folks
flatluigi: valakut is good
lithopseffect: awakening is free
ElektroTal: wheelakut
BoomerAang_Squad: insult is good
lithopseffect: this is only pack 2
TheWriterAleph: whew this deck
TheWriterAleph: hot
scytop: rdw babyyy
Joalni: Does no one else in this pod even splash red?!
ElektroTal: your deck is done and there's a whole ass pack left
EvilBadman: Drafters avoiding Red like the plague
omdorastrix: Cam's gleeful giggles are the best
TheWriterAleph: OH
lithopseffect: gas gas gas
Joalni: What!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
SK__Ren: gg
flatluigi: AHAHAHA
TheWriterAleph: OH MY GOD
LurkerSpine: Glorybringer probably?
BoomerAang_Squad: gloryB
ElektroTal: believe in the cleave
Mal2mad: Woooooow
lithopseffect: wheel glorybringer
beowuuf: only skill, no luck, best wizards are drafting
EvilBadman: Cleave for real
flatluigi: you gotta get cleave
flatluigi: glory will wheel
ArdCollider: yeah, definitely the cleave
klapparandgil: I think red might be open…
F1SHOR: we probably wheel the one we don't pick too 😂
beowuuf: LOL
TheWriterAleph: Glorybringer or GLORYHAMMER
Jondare: Yeez, having to choose between two of the best MonoR wincons ever printed
TehAmelie: Gary is not a fair trader
beowuuf: @Jondare don't say that before the wheel :p maybe we don't choose...
lithopseffect: i think queen is in jumpstart?
TehAmelie: for a supposed merchant
LurkerSpine: Cleave isn't going to do much for your deck, IMO
TheIceman112: HQ was in the Amonkhet Remastered, I think
Joalni: I think this is that pod, yeah.
EvilBadman: James, careful, we may be upsetting the Timeline Authority
ElektroTal: splash for kolagan?
flatluigi: stonecoil might be fine
BoomerAang_Squad: serpent is fine
Vyous: Stonecoil is good.
LaskoReadsComics: Oh damn, LRRMTG has a Kathleen and a Cameron this week?!?! Exciting
tinaun: map is good
flatluigi: it's always an x/x for x
electra310: Stonecoil serpent is nice
LackingSanity_: stonecoil is just a strong card
lithopseffect: is there a world where you play k command?
Sharkfists: map and stonecoil are both reasonable
TheWriterAleph: serpent maybe
beowuuf: there is no world where you on't also get glorybringer, this is a just universe, this is the sacred timeline
omdorastrix: and it gives you reach
TheIceman112: Shieldbreaker is playable
BoomerAang_Squad: shield can wheel
lithopseffect: wheel shieldbreaker
TheWriterAleph: @beowuuf "i understood that reference"
Fanklok: Cam AND Kathleen on an LRRMTG? Is it non denominational gifting day?
beowuuf: @TheWriterAleph :D
BoomerAang_Squad: 7 mana
thekanadier: so we cut every >4 drop and go 13 lands right?
Joalni: Too expensive.
EvilBadman: Shock on legs
flatluigi: embereth
lithopseffect: castle
EvilBadman: embereth
BoomerAang_Squad: Castle!
flatluigi: the castle is good
LackingSanity_: Castle
BoomerAang_Squad: this deck PogChamp
NarishmaReborn: awwww
NarishmaReborn: no glorybringer wheel
TehAmelie: so many good cards, but with mono color we only need like 6 lands right
zendikarn01: Castle
beowuuf: @Fanklok felicitous holidays to you! have a pure skill no luck red draft deck
LackingSanity_: 2 mana 3/2
lithopseffect: wtf
niccus: WHAT
CastleOtranto: Deck seems deece
NarishmaReborn: oh i miscounted
ElektroTal: SLAM
biosimicist: wow! Mono-red bananans
lithopseffect: amazing
Mal2mad: it wheeled
electra310: YESSSSSSS
reachw: noice
BoBrinkman: Wheeeeee!
EvilBadman: Does this pod not like Red?
dingdingboom: what
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Joalni: Yo, what!
TheWriterAleph: seven and oh! seven and oh!
F1SHOR: James broke the format 😂
ttkblazer97: HOW?!!!!
samu_btdp1985: WTF
Jondare: Holy crap it happened?!?!?
BigP89: How
flatluigi: NOBODY has been in red, it's great
beowuuf: do you see, now do you understand? this is a just, kind, benevolent universe
EvilBadman: James, the Timeline Authority is en route. Please do not resist.
TehAmelie: they friggin hate red, apparently
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Migical Christmas Land is real and is in this stream right now
InquisitorGaia: IS EVERYBODY ELSE NOT IN RED!!!!!!!!!!!!?
zendikarn01: No one is in red
Joalni: Pod, what are you all doing!
I_Am_Clockwork: The best universe
flatluigi: claim can be fun to give your creatures haste
flatluigi: claim gives anax haste!
ElektroTal: there are no red cards in the pack, i blame none of them, lol
CururuGuasu: This is the Sacred Timeline
TokenMickus: *Doctor Strange holds up a finger*
Joalni: @CururuGuasu I understood that reference.
BrindleBoar: when you cut red so hard no one else even splashes it
TheWriterAleph: just dump the rest of your picks in the garbage, you don't need em
flatluigi: i've definitely done anax claim embercleave before
flatluigi: it's funny
beowuuf: we need ian sitting on our laps
EvilBadman: run 16 lands, lol
ElektroTal: just run 9 lands, you're fine
djalternative: chuck in 9 basics and ship it
beowuuf: run it ALL, ALL
tinaun: i think we want to be more big red than spells matter
Fanklok: Just cut the Glorybringer it costs 5 that's too much
lithopseffect: remember valakut is a land
CururuGuasu: @joalni lrrAWESOME
Joalni: What's the smallest number of lands you dare run?
tinaun: no
TehAmelie: 9 lands is like slow rolling in Dark Souls. which is to say, it can be done
TheIceman112: Cut mastery, TBH
lirazel64: You can have done Magical Christmas as a treat.
beowuuf: i love tat our transformative sideboard is just being a different red deck
ttkblazer97: cut mastery?
LackingSanity_: Is mastery that good in this deck?
lithopseffect: how many spells do you have for mastery?
EvilBadman: You want to be killing by turn 5 with this
LurkerSpine: I don't think you go below 16 because you have 3 five drops you want to cast
flatluigi: !card pillar of flame
LRRbot: Pillar of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
beowuuf: @Joalni 0 lands, reveal hand at start of game before mulligan, let opponent concede
ElektroTal: cut the crew, leave the serp
mikstar899: I just don't see this deck going to 8 mana for mastery
darkspiredragon: serpent scales
I_Am_Clockwork: Serpent is a good creature
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LurkerSpine: Maybe captavating Crew and Channeler?
TheWriterAleph: they're all good points to the dome, bront
BigP89: serpent is great for reach and pro multi colur
tinaun: cut ruinblaster?
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun i'd argue for keeping claim in just to give your own creatures haste, it's surprisingly good
djalternative: and serpent is immune to all of the commands in this cube
Joalni: Serpent is also a sort of mana sink for late game, if it comes to that.
lamina5432: run valakut as a land
goombalax: cut ruinblaster maybe
klapparandgil: Don’t need Ruinblaster?
LurkerSpine: Magmatic Channeler not doing much for you
tinaun: cut a land for awakening?
flatluigi: oh yeah
DJ_Thunderdome: valakut awakening is a free include as its a land
EvilBadman: some of our creature we'd want to have haste already have it
flatluigi: valakut should be a land
Joalni: You put Valakut in as a land, right?
NarishmaReborn: i think this deck likely just uses mastery on 4 to rebuy something, but it is meh
BigP89: shield breaker
tinaun: ruinblaster
djalternative: or just cut land
Fanklok: You can do t:creature to separate out your creatures
Fanklok: in the search bar
electra310: But he's so cute!
Vyous: I think awakening could probably come in replacing a mountain. Having 1 tapped land isn't too bad.
EvilBadman: Valakut as a land
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun add your valakut in for a basic mountain
LurkerSpine: I'd play mastery for fun and cut channeler or Viashino
TheWriterAleph: how often does viashino come online in this deck?
Joalni: It just replaces one mountain.
TheWriterAleph: oh, wrong guy. sorry
NarishmaReborn: viashino is boring but powerful
Joalni: or rather it's better than a mountain.
TheWriterAleph: i was thinking of a different guy
TheWriterAleph: yes yes
TheWriterAleph: i used to run them in the same deck
biosimicist: channeler does seem a little slow
TehAmelie: a slow land is probably not our jam
EvilBadman: @biosimicist we're using tap ability more than the getting online
ElektroTal: ox to refil if anything
F1SHOR: i think one tap land is fine just incase we start to flood but ehhh
IbunWest: I feel like if you are spending your turn cycling your hand it isn’t a good sign.
EpicWin26: Ship it
Mr_Gainsworth: channeler turns mountains into stuff late game, if we accidently get there
EpicWin26: Channeler Also fun
biosimicist: Ox is anti-mill tech a little LOL
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Time to go VROOM lrrAWESOME
ElektroTal: it's winds of change+1
flatluigi: valakut is more 'i am only drawing mountains and i want to have not mountains'
F1SHOR: its a safety net sometimes you just need to cycle to our next burn spell
Fanklok: Easy 7-0
djalternative: all decks are 5 color
flatluigi: this feels like a real good deck but people can have Some Stuff in cube
goombalax: COTTAGES
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: James can't possible flood in a 15 land mono red deck, right?
djalternative: I think it's counting your sideboard now since things like lessons are relevant
theinvisiblevoice: welp, 7-0 has been called so now we only run into lifegain decks and 0-3
beowuuf: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII in magic christmas land? never!
BoomerAang_Squad: spear?
TheIceman112: Bin a land
flatluigi: i'd toss back spear yeah
tinaun: this is why you play ox
flatluigi: did we add ox back in?
tinaun: dont think so
flatluigi: oh we have phoenix
biosimicist: turn 4 glorybringer if you want it
F1SHOR: did we keep in mastery?
flatluigi: okay
tinaun: glory next turn
TehAmelie: yohoho and a bottle of fireball
tinaun: exert on the crab
BoomerAang_Squad: Deep Fried Crab!
NarishmaReborn: next turn we bring GLORY on this house
flatluigi: yeah that crab needs to Go
flatluigi: ooh and we can shock fbl before blocks
Fanklok: Good thing crabs aren't dragons
EvilBadman: had to pick modes
NarishmaReborn: they likely had to choose modes
Diabore: or which counter to use
flatluigi: there goes embercleave
darkspiredragon: that 0/3 really makes Magic players crabby for some reason...
BoomerAang_Squad: escape Phoenix
floki4242: r i p sword
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LarkSachrosis: Yeah, Phoenix.
Wiliart: @darkspiredragon Boooo, I applaud you.
F1SHOR: i like playing mill in standard but limited it just feels bad
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: But what about detective pinchy?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: From mh2
Fanklok: You never want your opponent to give you crabs
electra310: Ruin Crab gives other crabs a bad name
TehAmelie: ruin crab, ruins everything including crabs
until_may: ive had really good decks that just, flat lined
TehAmelie: how many library points do we have left?
flatluigi: oofa doofa
TheWriterAleph: welp.
Flyingdelorion: Nothing wrong with it in my opinion, that's just magic as intended but it can suck yeah
TheWriterAleph: that's an expensive bullet.
lirazel64: Yeah, I was watching Katana yesterday, and Ulamog was a trap. There were just too many answers for it.
acelga_letal_the_gaymer: 6 mana to kill a one drop
EvilBadman: A one drop that was ruining our day
flatluigi: leave the spells in the yard?
flatluigi: they do have _something_ that's taking priority
flatluigi: rip
TheWriterAleph: oof they've got it all
flatluigi: yeah
BoomerAang_Squad: not yet
flatluigi: i'd rather them draw fblthp than a counterspell
Leedopo: but SMOrc
beowuuf: all the fun of playing against white life gain, and all the fun of playing againgst blue mill and counterspell
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oof
F1SHOR: second sun is actually my most hated card in this cub
LurkerSpine: they gained 11
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Shoulda waited on Phthbl I guess to shuffle
acelga_letal_the_gaymer: op drafted a straight up historic azorious control
LurkerSpine: Shock them for 2 I think
darkspiredragon: deal 2?
EvilBadman: you have no mana
F1SHOR: we cant afford to draw can we?
Diabore: no, that mills us, we just shock them
MadWolf1290: shock forever
flatluigi: also you're almost milling out
EvilBadman: ^
flatluigi: oh we're dead
F1SHOR: lrrFINE lrrFINE
acelga_letal_the_gaymer: just draw thoughtseize
TehAmelie: hail mary, mother of g-d. . .
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: James...
LarkSachrosis: oof
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The land
flatluigi: !card phoenix of ash
LRRbot: Phoenix of Ash [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / {2}{R}: Phoenix of Ash gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Escape—{2}{R}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. / Phoenix of Ash escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
BoomerAang_Squad: sigh
acelga_letal_the_gaymer: gg
Sharkfists: booo
InquisitorGaia: wow this sucks
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Darn
MadWolf1290: !card second sun
LRRbot: Did you mean: Approach of the Second Sun; Sphinx of the Second Sun; Second Sunrise
F1SHOR: ok we went out against the worst deck in the format now to the fun matches
TheWriterAleph: this deck is great
MadWolf1290: !card Approach of the Second Sun
LRRbot: Approach of the Second Sun [6W] | Sorcery | If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
TehAmelie: the only trouble was all the deck we didn't get to play
Sharkfists: I for one have no more morels
LackingSanity_: scrounger as a 2 mana 3/2 is good
flatluigi: !card pillar of flame
drcthulu: mizzix's mastery with your deck in the bin seems good
flatluigi: what's pillar of flame?
tinaun: shock
flatluigi: oh is it just a shock
F1SHOR: if this was bo3 we had a great sideboard plan lol
tinaun: shock that exiles creatues
flatluigi: !card pillar of flame
LRRbot: Pillar of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
flatluigi: oh pillar is sorcery speed shock
InquisitorGaia: spear maybe?
ACSherman: standard use case for mastery in that match is that it gets binned turn 3 and chat goes 'NOOOOO'
LackingSanity_: If you're cutting any of the burn it should probably be a creatures only burn spell
klapparandgil: Channeller a little slow for mono-red?
BloodnBullets: as a frequent mono-red player I will never willingly accept that...
F1SHOR: that may never come live against us lol
flatluigi: skewer face?
NarishmaReborn: they didn't play second land so i might have striked them eot
Nydestroyer: could just cycle the awakening
F1SHOR: thats a good sign
LurkerSpine: Play as land?
NarishmaReborn: valakut as land
NarishmaReborn: yeah
F1SHOR: i think you play the land now
biosimicist: yep, land now
tinaun: play the land
F1SHOR: poluka tolate
flatluigi: are they dead?
Nydestroyer: oh you can get em with the coil
biosimicist: strike, then coil?
flatluigi: how much is phoenix firebreathing
flatluigi: oh it's 3 mana
LurkerSpine: lava coil is creature only
Joalni: !card polykranos, unchained
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheWriterAleph: and then set up strike
F1SHOR: then strike them next turn?
Diabore: we can 6 them and then strike is lethal
goombalax: coil doesn't go to the dome
flatluigi: oh yeah, six and then strike
flatluigi: seems dece
Joalni: !card polukranos, un
LRRbot: Polukranos, Unchained [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Hydra [0/0] | Polukranos enters the battlefield with six +1/+1 counters on it. It escapes with twelve +1/+1 counters on it instead. / If damage would be dealt to Polukranos while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it. / {1}{B}{G}: Polukranos fights another target creature. / Escape—{4}{B}{G}, Exile six other cards from your graveyard.
NarishmaReborn: pump twice
flatluigi: strike next turn
demondrinkingtea: !card lava coil
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
TheWriterAleph: buff phoenix
flatluigi: oh sorry
Diabore: you have 6 mana
bisaflau: double buff phoenix and strike next turn
TheWriterAleph: looks like 6
Marcanius: You have 6, right?
Joalni: Welcome back, Kathleen!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We accept your apology.
flatluigi: oh we do have enough to pump twice
klapparandgil: Double burn on exiles polukranos
tinaun: nice album
F1SHOR: thats what we like to see deck
klapparandgil: Or just win is better!
Nydestroyer: I wonder if its always 100% frown on one side 100% smile on the other
tinaun: theres a new clear vinyl edition of andy stotts luxury problems i picked up
graal_smith: Ah, they're friends, that's nice
tinaun: not a lot of rsd i really want besides jonathan richman
GamesAndInk: Momma's serving some serious macaroni.
tinaun: ships from the uk tho
graal_smith: Are luxury problems like first world problems?
TehAmelie: was not expecting the Disco Elysium callback xD
GamesAndInk: It's such a good, weird, line.
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TehAmelie: when you get a look at Kim's car, right?
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flatluigi: xoxo
F1SHOR: i mean we also dont keep alot of cards in hand so that shouldnt matter
BloodnBullets: live the dream AND crush their dream
Joalni: No mill, only burn.
Vyous: You sequenced fine, you couldn't have gotten the dmg
biosimicist: you did that correctly
scytop: no you didn't misplay
F1SHOR: we have the answer this time lol
biosimicist: kill it!
TheWriterAleph: kill em all
F1SHOR: take that crab!
Wiliart: Kill it with fire!
flatluigi: yeah
TheWriterAleph: yeah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can cleave. Attack first.
obijam_: cleave
KenKopin: Apply directly to the forhead
biosimicist: yep you can cleave if you want
scytop: yes, with treasure too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Next turn is probably lethal if we put cleave on Lannery and sac 2 treasures.
TheWriterAleph: woo
flatluigi: oh no we didn't rip a land
TehAmelie: that also works
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
electra310: Yay1
F1SHOR: so umm this is going fast benginLol
Joalni: So many ways to burn op's face off.
TheWriterAleph: he's back for REVENGE
TehAmelie: that noncolor weenie is doing a lot of work in our monocolor deck
BloodnBullets: very disappointed we cant play young pizzy against them
obijam_: @dem0nfire ty for the gift sub many days ago. I didn't notice it at the time
flatluigi: choo choo
Fanklok: !card bomat courier
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
LurkerSpine: cleave next turn, nice
flatluigi: we can even get embercleave out next turn
Fanklok: Courier seems pretty good with lannery
flatluigi: oh but they probably have a counterspell
The_ChartreuseKnight: Is this cube?
flatluigi: this is cube
The_ChartreuseKnight: thanks
flatluigi: i'd sac the treasures for the extra damage
Mal2mad: Well, now you want to crack those chests
TehAmelie: good ol not-fooling-anyone Sharknado
EOstby: Cleave! That! SHARK!
LurkerSpine: dpm
Joalni: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Kristian72909: this deck is insane
GamesAndInk: Deck seems alright
LurkerSpine: don't forget you can sac treasure to pump next turn
Joalni: What are you up to, op?
djalternative: sublime?
TheWriterAleph: they've got a THAT
flatluigi: what a good lava coil
BloodnBullets: turns out drawing 4 is powerful
thenabaron: !card garruk relentless
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
NarishmaReborn: can we dual wield?
HundreydAundre: That Courier there. You can die to that. & the next X cards the courier exiled with it.
Kristian72909: !card Embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
Nydestroyer: you can give it life link though LUL
LurkerSpine: can't you burn them out next turn if you strike and alchemist now?
flatluigi: oh yeah give alchemist life link
HundreydAundre: Not enough, even with strike
LurkerSpine: you have 5 damage this turn, 5 next?
flatluigi: that's just funny
GamesAndInk: If it had 2 damage from the equipment, it would kill on the first strike with lightning strike
HundreydAundre: That's just it. that's the best optimal this turn.
Nydestroyer: you can do it on their turn too
goombalax: give Im the spear for lifelink
Coogrr: I mean it doesn't work if they have a counterspell but I don't think we're beating a counterspell
goombalax: also puts em out of bolt range
HundreydAundre: *suddenly primal commands*
Fanklok: don't forget to ping on end step
graal_smith: Gaining life? In GREEN?!
flatluigi: oh yeah, don't forget your end step stop
flatluigi: without the stop i always get anxious though :v
korvys: It does skip your own end step by default (FYI for people doing tricky things), but that's not this.
HundreydAundre: This is a problem for 'future opponent'
Fanklok: Runed Halo naming hurricane
Fanklok: Hurricane for 17
Fanklok: obvs
Joalni: !card radha, heart
LRRbot: Radha, Heart of Keld [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/3] | As long as it's your turn, Radha, Heart of Keld has first strike. / You may look at the top card of your library any time, and you may play lands from the top of your library. / {4}{R}{G}: Radha gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.
thenabaron: Does the bot respond to basic lands?
EvilBadman: Looking for counters
TehAmelie: the green mana flare, eh
flatluigi: !card wastes
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
HundreydAundre: But ye halve...
HundreydAundre: A Brrb!!
niccus: oh.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Birb wins.
TheWriterAleph: oh hello bird
HundreydAundre: 'No, just one.
LurkerSpine: cleave wins
mowdownjoe: Lethal birb!
niccus: oh, yeah, cleave
flatluigi: just embercleave is lethal
Diabore: i respect my op, they just thoughtseized, target themself, for lethal
Joalni: How much is cleave to equip?
TheWriterAleph: gg
EvilBadman: 3
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Joalni: Nice.
electra310: Whew!
Kristian72909: what a topdeck for the win
Wolfstrike_NL: 3
LurkerSpine: embirdcleave is good
GamesAndInk: Red decks: keeping other decks honest since 1993
Joalni: For some reason I thought the equip would be more costly. That is one bus of a Magic card.
HundreydAundre: I don't know. Mono red disses everyone.
LordSaphni: i stepped out did we win our last match?
GamesAndInk: @LordSaphni Yup. Hasty phoenix + embercleave
Wolfstrike_NL: we did LordSaphni
Mal2mad: Monored is the Wake Up Boss
HundreydAundre: While mono blue disses everything, maybe....
LordSaphni: GamesAndInk Wolfstrike_NL thanks rooLove roo7
GamesAndInk: It was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it turnaround
flatluigi: anax
Joalni: Ooh, pretty card!
HundreydAundre: Must be why I built around torrential gearhulk with artifacts, counterspells, & Magnum Opus
flatluigi: oh BOY
Kramburger: The Plan Has Always Been Phoenix™
hexy_lexy: no not Gargles!!!
Mal2mad: Nah, Monowhite is the disser. Fancypants white requires 4 times the amount of rare wildcards than Monoblue or Monored.
Joalni: It slices, it dices, it makes beast tokens!
Fanklok: It attacks, it blocks, it Thragtusks
flatluigi: let's just get our embercleave for anax
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And yet it's still not playable in standard.
korvys: It passes the vanilla test!
Jondare: Gargles is just the ultimate Baneslayer
flatluigi: wow this guy got a constructed deck
arcanist1740: we're in danger
Joalni: Found the big green deck!
HundreydAundre: Must be a GAWD Keep
flatluigi: goodbye deck
Kramburger: Good_Mythics.dek
Diabore: mono rares
HundreydAundre: Baqit
EvilBadman: they probably got the Green deck akin to the Red one we got. Or near it
Mal2mad: Sacrifice fenix for lava coil?
Jondare: Proceed to scoop phase? :P
HundreydAundre: No, Garg should bloc 1st...?
Joalni: Gotta attack and hope they take the bait.
TheIceman112: Attack with Phoenix for the surprise reach block, then Coil
HundreydAundre: Owww
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheIceman112: Nice OOps!
1y1e: devilish
TheWriterAleph: very inconspicuous
HundreydAundre: aw, flip!
EvilBadman: now they don't block, lol
LarkSachrosis: lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: Tactial oops deployed!
TehAmelie: creatures with more than 4 toughness are the worst today
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They still blocked after that?
floki4242: sell it
Gadora: Rude oops.:(
Fanklok: Now they think its a double think
Joalni: Look, both the op and we know there are shenanigans afoot.
NarishmaReborn: bm
Sniknob: The 500 IQ oops play
flatluigi: just don't do a second oops
Kaorti: it's a GAME, not a fight to the death.
flatluigi: the second oops is the MEAN one
Kaorti: james
LackingSanity_: on todays episode of grifter or genius...
LarkSachrosis: I see James chose Violence today.
Kramburger: "This Streamer has no Honour!"
Sogheim: at least he didn't Embercleave it
flatluigi: YOOOO
flatluigi: mirirar's wake
tinaun: daredevil + enscription
Jondare: COOL
Mal2mad: Here's the thing: Winners decide what's honorable
DeM0nFiRe: You've become the very evil you sought to mute
Jondare: SUPER COOL. I think we're done here
LurkerSpine: devils play and daredevil?
HundreydAundre: Oh, gawb, theys doing it too
flatluigi: daredevil is this turn
HundreydAundre: I think the GOD could be big soon too.
flatluigi: feed the daredevil?
LarkSachrosis: !card Esika
LRRbot: Did you mean: Esika, God of the Tree; Esika's Chariot
LarkSachrosis: !card Esika, god
LRRbot: Esika, God of the Tree [1GG] (back: The Prismatic Bridge) | Legendary Creature — God [1/4] | Vigilance / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Other legendary creatures you control have vigilance and "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
electra310: Cat caaaaar
Mal2mad: Ay Carumba
flatluigi: how did this guy only get green mythics
LaskoReadsComics: I hate Green with a burning passion
LackingSanity_: Great Henge is a fun and interesting magic card
Vyous: mirari's wake too
TehAmelie: that's how we got all the good red cards huh
flatluigi: mirari's wake doubles mana
Makyxx: more mytgics
Ragnarakk: #GreenWasOpen
SpookySpaghooti: How did Dugnub get all the mythics??
Dragoonspirits86: mirraires wake
noSmokeFire: it's an OKAY henge
LarkSachrosis: Mirari's wake
Dragoonspirits86: doubles mana
biosimicist: mirari's wake is great
DeM0nFiRe: Did they sneak a constructed deck into a limited event
Makyxx: *mythics
Fanklok: It's not hte OK Henge its the GREAST henge
TheWriterAleph: JUDGE
HundreydAundre: Deck, why?! Opponent deck curbing HAM.
TehAmelie: lrrJUDGE my opponent is off the chain
Nanomateria: I like the commenting about the Henge being great :D.
SpookySpaghooti: JUDGE
arcanist1740: at least we got the gargaroth
HundreydAundre: Save the gas....
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
rotarysorter: is there a line to win, realistically?
SpookySpaghooti: Skysovereign is such a cool card
Jondare: STOP STOP WE'RE ALREADY DEAD :'(
thenabaron: Henge is a $50 STANDARD card.
LurkerSpine: I think Phoenix could win you the game
HundreydAundre: No, wait. There's...
Nydestroyer: no reach so maybe in the air beats
flatluigi: oh yeah
SpookySpaghooti: Not with that Scute Swarm, nah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @LurkerSpine Not through a flying vehicle.
HundreydAundre: It costs 4...
flatluigi: yeah rip
biosimicist: they will block with sky
LurkerSpine: ah right, the skyship
Fanklok: I think you can win if you reduce your opponents life total to 0 and keep yours above 0
Mal2mad: James ded
Joalni: Yeah, the flagship sinks our chances here.
Sniknob: Also they get 2 life each turn from henge
HundreydAundre: To cleave costs 2 more... & curve is at 5, so no.
Diabore: did they play a non rare?
TheWriterAleph: hubris
animated_fairy: Is Kathleen okay?
HundreydAundre: Karps.
Joalni: You tempted RNGesus and got punished.
DeM0nFiRe: We won the only way possible, by not playing the game anymore
NighSeptem: Mono red just attacks and mono green can do everything under the sun I guess
LarkSachrosis: Yes Cam, and Santa is real lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: claimed moral victory
ShaneLeeAtk: The moral victory
Mal2mad: We won by saving ourselves Time
Joalni: It's dece.
HundreydAundre: BACA? Wait. Do they mean, "idiot"?
HundreydAundre: I guess you brainstorm for fixing?
Fanklok: It might be Bikers Against Child Abuse
TehAmelie: the cards are magical, i guess
HundreydAundre: I have sum suggestions for die rolls to be mechanically designed for competitive play. Do I resolve?
HundreydAundre: Back to tops...
JonnyGlitch: Hi James and Chat! Who else do I hear?
JonnyGlitch: is that TTC?
TehAmelie: the phoenix is even less not dead for reals than usual, huh
Joalni: Kathleen and Cameron @JonnyGlitch
Robot_Bones: yay we get to draw phoenix next turn :)
electra310: Cam and Kathleen are helping!
LurkerSpine: bird and dragonfire
flatluigi: i'd dragonfire the stormcaller now
JonnyGlitch: @Joalni I could've waited like, 10 seconds
TheWriterAleph: that's 7
Joalni: Eh, it's nice to put it out there for lurkers too @JonnyGlitch
BloodnBullets: it cost their entire turn for a creature that could come back with haste
JonnyGlitch: -1 is not 0
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Joalni: gg
Bagelboi_Luxe: can i see the list?
electra310: That Phoenix really wanted to come back!
tinaun: what if they had mana tithe :v
TehAmelie: i guess really against a counter everything deck having a phoenix that uses up all their counterspells is the world "you" want to live in
Bagelboi_Luxe: sick
Mal2mad: Since Phoenixes come back, are they also cats?
Bagelboi_Luxe: i found that the graveyard fills really fast in this cube
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then we have two creatures on board to their zero.
Joalni: You should check the vod for the draft portion later @Bagelboi_Luxe It was bonkers.
Bagelboi_Luxe: will do
tinaun: its fine
Mal2mad: serpent at turn 2
Bagelboi_Luxe: i firstpicked the ixalan pheonix and it just destroyed several games
JonnyGlitch: I'm not a proud teapot owner and I can't believe they don't come in the Adulting-kit
JonnyGlitch: now*
HundreydAundre: I managed to grab my opponent's Doom Foretold with Gonti before they could find it in their B/W Jace control deck. I feel that they could've won should they have it in time.
Mal2mad: oh, i thought alchemist was 3
flatluigi: i like this hand
Joalni: Serpent at three might be fine.
Joalni: Start pinging early with alchemist.
JonnyGlitch: the cast iron tea-cups hurt my fingies tho
Joalni: Oh, so much better.
F1SHOR: we just kill them before it matters
flatluigi: field of the dead in limited is probably... okay
Ouzora: i love young p
tinaun: i never died to field in m20 limited
flatluigi: i'd anax tbh
Bagelboi_Luxe: anax?
biosimicist: yeah
tinaun: anax\
JonnyGlitch: Anax sounds like a hemorrhoid cream
HundreydAundre: & as I suggest playing Gonti, I felt like... they're looking for something, & its not mill. There's must be something else they want to close out the game with.
Bagelboi_Luxe: i think thats ajax
flatluigi: with cleave, yeah
JonnyGlitch: @Bagelboi_Luxe no Ajax is what I use to clean my shower
Fanklok: Isn't Ajax dish soap?
LurkerSpine: step one, swing?
TehAmelie: Ajax is a demigod in the Illiad. the strongest of them all i believe
Mal2mad: killitkillitkillitkillit
biosimicist: Cleave while they have no mana up
JonnyGlitch: @Fanklok right, I think they do other stuff too tho, but not hemorrhoid cream
razupalt: go for dmg
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're dead if they don't block well.
Bagelboi_Luxe: id cleave first
biosimicist: scoot is terrible against trample
Bagelboi_Luxe: thats handy
Joalni: Eh, feels like we need to put pressure on them and use Play as a finisher rather than removal.
Bagelboi_Luxe: anax
slapnasty410: yall are three people playing one deck??
KeytarCat: Ajax is tough on grease. Ajax was tough on Greece
flatluigi: hello 12 damage
Bagelboi_Luxe: thats almost lethal there
HundreydAundre: Ajax: Its just one Anax & ALL: of the Ajani's named cards plus every Ajani printed in planeswalker.
Joalni: Boom!
JonnyGlitch: just, throwing a scute swarm away? big yikes
Bagelboi_Luxe: ELDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
EvilBadman: you can devil's play for 0 lol to untap thermo
electra310: Cleave!
TehAmelie: in a way we're 576 people playing one deck
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Rewarded for discipline!
ArdCollider: we're a quorum playing a deck!
LarkSachrosis: That is a proper response to getting 12d
Joalni: It'll rotate before it gets banned.
biosimicist: "I have it in a standard deck and I cannot wait until it gets banned"
JonnyGlitch: it's like taking 6, but twice as bad
slapnasty410: is this why i loose once i hit platinum tier becaise of mfers like yall
flatluigi: turns out embercleave for 12 does things
HundreydAundre: Half of standard gets banned that isn't yet when Innistrad cycles in.
JonnyGlitch: the dream curve
Ouzora: i just clued int ot what LLRMTG stood for wow
Joalni: I mean there was a Friday Nights about the whole idea of proving the unfairness of cards in your own decks to get them banned.
fcloud: Lady Luck Requires My Tough Gallstone
JonnyGlitch: this is filthy
ALEISmALPTO: oh god the courier. oh the memories
Joalni: This courier has been pulling way more than its weight. I would not have expected it to work so well in limited!
Dandinstorm12: how's the mono red
JonnyGlitch: o...kay
drcthulu: this is okay
dingdingboom: uh thanks?
JonnyGlitch: giving up?
Dandinstorm12: bounce counter?
Dandinstorm12: welp
Ouzora: might still be new to the game
HundreydAundre: jlrrFacepalm NotLikeThis jlrrFacepalm NotLikeThis jlrrFacepalm NotLikeThis
JonnyGlitch: womp womp
Dandinstorm12: guess what's getting shocked
JonnyGlitch: lrrSCOOP ?
Bagelboi_Luxe: jeeze bomat is ridiculous
Kramburger: "Yikes"
Bagelboi_Luxe: d
Joalni: This feels mean.
Dandinstorm12: I have
Mal2mad: Maybe they saw it was monored and they tilted?
HundreydAundre: No UU spell. Just a reelin' sadbeet...
Dandinstorm12: lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have.
SpookySpaghooti: Yeah that card is just instant remove
Alex_Frostfire: I haven't played Emeritus, but I've untapped with Niv-Mizzet, Parun.
Fanklok: If you think this is mean remember G played Awaken the Trolls on someone who was stuck on 2 land
flatluigi: player picks
JonnyGlitch: Bomat Courier, honorary Planeswalker
Dandinstorm12: James picks
EvilBadman: We choose the creature
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Except we get to choose what gets bounced.
Bagelboi_Luxe: lol
EvilBadman: We choose it and sac in response also works
ALEISmALPTO: the unluck
LurkerSpine: boxx time
LurkerSpine: boss*
JonnyGlitch: Dream draw for your deck
Dandinstorm12: James "Final Game" Turner
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
flatluigi: 0-2 to 6-2 is good
Joalni: Once more into the breach!
LurkerSpine: 1-2 to 6-2
flatluigi: oh okay
Dandinstorm12: that's a hand
flatluigi: it's still fine if you don't, three 2 drops
Mal2mad: It's good enough
drfox17: use the curse to your advantage
Dandinstorm12: that's not how that works
Bagelboi_Luxe: thats a hand
Joalni: The curse works both ways. Sometimes it denies land draws.
Fanklok: James have you considered carrying a Witchbane Orb with you when you play?
JonnyGlitch: that's the only difference between a curse and a superpower
VodkaVoidz: is the game closing? it's on steam anymore
slapnasty410: all this we shit...... like im big mad there is three of yall playing the same deck like would this be allowed in paper in tournaments???
HundreydAundre: 0-2 to 6-2 is that "careful who you call ugly in grade school" meme
drcthulu: can you get the cursed cursed so it affects your opponent instead of you?
Dandinstorm12: works with Thermo
TehAmelie: the witch king cursed himself so that he was fated to be killed by a woman and how did that work out for him
VodkaVoidz: it's not*
Joalni: It shouldn't be @VodkaVoidz
Dandinstorm12: pyro and LUtS next turn
tinaun: vodkavoidz: it never was, they signed a epic contract
Kramburger: F
Bagelboi_Luxe: if the opponent
VodkaVoidz: ohhh I see. @tinaun
Diabore: theyre writing down our cards
drfox17: i presume they're taking the info
Bagelboi_Luxe: i sweaaaaaaaaaar
JonnyGlitch: subb oppptimmmaaalll
noSmokeFire: but light up the stage is like THREE cards
Sogheim: but Light Up the Stage is vaaaaaaalue
Dandinstorm12: what
Bagelboi_Luxe: WHAT
Mal2mad: bronzeF bronzeF bronzeF bronzeF bronzeF
Wolfstrike_NL: Google for: Magic the Gathering Arena @VodkaVoidz
F1SHOR: :O
HundreydAundre: C'mon....no sadbeets, pls
Bagelboi_Luxe: WHHAT THE HELL
VodkaVoidz: so it's just like rocket league's matter @tinaun
Dashiell: Could have more discard
Kaorti: wut
Dandinstorm12: that was the worst choice
Bagelboi_Luxe: HOWS
Saintnex: Ohhhh noooo
drcthulu: wow
noSmokeFire: oh, baby, no
Kramburger: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
TehAmelie: whole entire draft is babies
Bagelboi_Luxe: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
DeM0nFiRe: ?
ShaneLeeAtk: Uh... Oops
flatluigi: pyro into light up?
Dandinstorm12: pyro into stage
razupalt: What is wrong with the last three enemies?!
AugmentingPath: oh hey, the wrongest answer
Joalni: Harsh, Kathleen. But true.
Fanklok: Could you play t hat as the land half?
Bagelboi_Luxe: look at that stage
Bagelboi_Luxe: its so bright
VodkaVoidz: @Wolfstrike_NL oh arena? the one I looked at was Magic The Gathering Duel
Dandinstorm12: ohhh ok
Bagelboi_Luxe: WHAT
Bagelboi_Luxe: HOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mal2mad: WHAT.
JonnyGlitch: mono hand hate?
Alex_Frostfire: And they still didn't take Embercleave.
Dandinstorm12: they don't want us hand attacking them back
HundreydAundre: They attac'd was off- I mean.... wrong?
Saintnex: This is a very strange game
LackingSanity_: or they have a 3rd discard spell?
Bagelboi_Luxe: watch them duress and take the shock
BloodnBullets: going to be able to cleave next turn
TehAmelie: hmm have we won a game without embercleave?
Bagelboi_Luxe: goodbye pheonix
electra310: Either we get our 7 or we lose our third, right?
Fanklok: bye bye bird
Dandinstorm12: nah we could flood out
flatluigi: shock face
JonnyGlitch: shock the 'yok!
Joalni: Shock face?
Dandinstorm12: shock up stairs
flatluigi: you should
Wolfstrike_NL: VodkaVoidz Yup Arena is what's being played on on stream as well
Bagelboi_Luxe: SHOCK FACE
Bagelboi_Luxe: how
JonnyGlitch: oof
Bagelboi_Luxe: they had two hand attack spells
Bagelboi_Luxe: and neither of them took embercleave
Dandinstorm12: so play and equip
HundreydAundre: Now its a one for 1?!
Bagelboi_Luxe: oh no
TehAmelie: Hellbent just for the Hell of it, yo
Mal2mad: Our hubris!
Bagelboi_Luxe: oh no oh no no no no
Fanklok: Is Bomat still in the deck?
Dandinstorm12: pass
Diabore: thats why they didnt take cleave, they have 12x removal
biosimicist: play land
JonnyGlitch: millt-rol...
Sniknob: Not like this
EvilBadman: Shocking ashiok makes it a target for their eldest
TheWriterAleph: not like this... not like this
flatluigi: bomat just got exiled
Dandinstorm12: bomat is gone
Bagelboi_Luxe: OH WE GETTING MILLED
Bagelboi_Luxe: lol
TheWriterAleph: what the WHAT
slapnasty410: <message deleted>thats what yall get for play three people against one
Saintnex: well then
Bagelboi_Luxe: pay for your hubris
HundreydAundre: Crap. Now we frogot to not call opponent "ugly"
kalateth: blue/black hate your deck
Fanklok: James did say this was the last game
zendikarn01: Hold
JonnyGlitch: me
Joalni: I do!
Dandinstorm12: one threat is all we need
TheWriterAleph: mizzix's mastery where art thou :(
JonnyGlitch: but I'm not at wizards
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is Captain Storm still in the deck?
biosimicist: Fans of Friday Nights by LRR?
Swamplor: I mean, the accountants at wizards sure think mill decks are interesting
Dandinstorm12: welp
Bagelboi_Luxe: lol ggs
Bagelboi_Luxe: what a game
flatluigi: no
Diabore: no we die
Dandinstorm12: no
biosimicist: sorry that was sarcastic
squidwardtentacruel: this is so sad lol
Bagelboi_Luxe: no cause tutelage
Ragnarakk: the real quest is who at wizards likes GETTING milled
Dandinstorm12: we're dead
TemporallyAwry: Turning your library into an alternative lifetotal? What's not to love /s
flatluigi: tutelage is 2, ashiok is 4
Sogheim: draw step teferi's, right?
Diabore: tutelage mills 2
HundreydAundre: Something pls, w/ haste....
Twilight_Spark: You know what they say.
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Joalni: I started during original Ravnica and my first deck was Dimir mill. I love Glimpse of the Unthinkable.
Diabore: and the gg from op
flatluigi: what a deck
chaostreader: What a way to lose a game of magic.
Twilight_Spark: Overconfidence is a SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER.
Sharkfists: more like ashi-shock amirite
Saintnex: GG OP they really got us
JonnyGlitch: horrible plays into straight gas
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPit
F1SHOR: 6 wins is still good :)
Alex_Frostfire: They should have taken out Embercleave like twice.
Ouzora: I think that's the fastest I've ever seen someone milled out
Nydestroyer: I mean they had lots of creature removal
Joalni: Yeah, I don't know what was going on there.
slapnasty410: <message deleted>fuck yall you guys ruin the game
Dandinstorm12: nah the phoenix was fine if they had Ashiok in hand
Diabore: no, they had 12x removal, so equipment does nothing
Saintnex: As it turns out, those horrible plays got us to let our guard down
TheAwkes: They could have ended that same game at much more than 6 life.
SpookySpaghooti: MINISTRANT OF OBLIGATION LESSGOOO
JonnyGlitch: very good result
HundreydAundre: Yea, like me who forgot to cast insult before declared attacks.
Bagelboi_Luxe: open your pakcs!
djalternative: we have orbs to redeem
Joalni: Open packs?
GreatGodOm: They won the game. That means that they played perfectly.
Bagelboi_Luxe: devilish is good
TheTruePhantomAngel: vampires
Bagelboi_Luxe: devils then vampires
electra310: Vampires!
HundreydAundre: I still won that game, but I seem most unsatisfied.
flatluigi: vampires!
BloodnBullets: you devilish rouge!
TehAmelie: aren't we tired of red?
Fanklok: Good old Lighting
Diabore: ooh we got a gonti
GamesAndInk: James "Don't stumble on land" Turner
HundreydAundre: Can you still get the all-colours pack in Jumpstart.
DiscordianTokkan: Does Lightning have Bolt instead of Shock, now?
Ouzora: ljgami1Friendlyfire CurseLit ljgami1Friendlyfire ljgami1Friendlyfire always red
Dandinstorm12: Adam disagrees
Sogheim: I prefer mono-brown
BloodnBullets: always red, only red
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Neither of those colors are in Simic, so you're obviously both wrong.
Wolfstrike_NL: Green is the best color
TehAmelie: i like green, white and black. sometimes with blue.
Mal2mad: What a weird way to pronounce Blue
Bagelboi_Luxe: i only play mono pink
Dandinstorm12: Only Graham likes white
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Sogheim Old school artifacts only?
Flyingdelorion: Simic shenanigans for life!
Dandinstorm12: nah Blue is still the best
Bagelboi_Luxe: green then blue then black then red then white
Bagelboi_Luxe: in all of magic
Sogheim: @ZachtlyAsIntended of course!
Travilogue: I currently have a Doctors Cats deck that I am very reluctant to give up because it is incredibly fun.
JonnyGlitch: Oh nooooo
Dandinstorm12: pass
HundreydAundre: Red I like as I see it building up momentum
JonnyGlitch: the prefect target
Bagelboi_Luxe: stab wound
tinaun: g -> u -> r -> w ->-> b
Bagelboi_Luxe: stabby stabby
abyssaldm: It also now has Damn
djalternative: oh. they've got basri
Sharkfists: black -> also black -> black a third time
Bagelboi_Luxe: @abyssaldm damn
SpookySpaghooti: BASRI TIME
JonnyGlitch: there needs to be a "Uh-Oh" emote
SpookySpaghooti: I love Basri so much
CaptainSpam: jlrrDang
Dandinstorm12: Grief is real good
TehAmelie: of all the lands in magic, which would you most like to live? Tropical Island is the obvious answer, right
Dandinstorm12: 7 turn clock!
SpookySpaghooti: Oooo what a weird little sound cue
abyssaldm: You can just say "Damn it" when you destroy stuff with it
TehAmelie: live on
GreatGodOm: The perfect stab wound target is an unleashed thrill-kill assassin. A 0/1 that can't block. I know, cause it was done to me :(
TheWriterAleph: oh, she got reverse stab wounded
Dandinstorm12: we've seen all the vampires, none of the rogues
flatluigi: that's basri
Bagelboi_Luxe: theyre in basri +1/+1=
Dandinstorm12: ah ok
SpookySpaghooti: "Oketra's love"
flatluigi: oh there he is
resistentialism: wow psychic
JonnyGlitch: speak of the devil
HundreydAundre: Alert! the Pegasus is no longer a -1/1...
Mal2mad: I want those, but I've only found 4 Chandras and 1 Garruk
flatluigi: goodbye basri
flatluigi: foll back
SpookySpaghooti: I hope we get to see Basri in some webfiction soon, he's too cool
Kramburger: It's simple, we kill the baseri
Bagelboi_Luxe: stabbity stabbity
flatluigi: !card gloom sower
LRRbot: Gloom Sower [5BB] | Creature — Horror [8/6] | Whenever Gloom Sower becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
JonnyGlitch: thow feeder under it
Dandinstorm12: the plan is working
Dandinstorm12: 10
Bagelboi_Luxe: oh
flatluigi: oh he's basri dinosaurs
Bagelboi_Luxe: basri dinosaurs
HundreydAundre: Wut they gonna do? Attac? Fine, block w/ feeder, ohhh....
flatluigi: gonna start seing some BIG creatures
Bagelboi_Luxe: that pegasus took the stab wound like a boss
flatluigi: yeah imo
Dandinstorm12: why not
GamesAndInk: If they attack, the flying crackback + stab wound will kill them pretty quick
HundreydAundre: Comes back tapped, sure.
JonnyGlitch: it's not really much on the beard
GreatGodOm: All their dudes have trample. Block sac doesn't do anything.
Dandinstorm12: wait
Bagelboi_Luxe: what
Dandinstorm12: huh
ardenGnome: or ok, that's good too
Bagelboi_Luxe: misaplyssssssssssss
GamesAndInk: Okay
Dandinstorm12: seems good
prov0lone_cheese: lol
CherryMagnolia: Oh this is jumpstart. I was so confused I thought it was either Gladiator or Cube haha
HundreydAundre: It can protect others, but not itself....
prov0lone_cheese: they did every other creature
TheWriterAleph: veteran can touch itself
JonnyGlitch: yeah Feeder hits for 3
Joalni: Just take it?
Dandinstorm12: double block acolyte?
GamesAndInk: Or just eat it?
neisan2112: And sac the Ghoul
neisan2112: And you can bring it back
neisan2112: Oh it's your endstep
HundreydAundre: Well, at least there's 28 life.
SpookySpaghooti: Why didnt ghoul return to the field?
LackingSanity_: ghoul only triggers on your turn I think
HundreydAundre: plus 1...
Dandinstorm12: stab wound, we hardly knew ye
GreatGodOm: gloom sower attack is lethal.
Ouzora: stab wound put in work
JonnyGlitch: flunge and probably kill them off the trades?
hamburgerfriend12: I been a fan since 2013
flatluigi: i fhink if you attack with gloom sower you win?
1y1e: assuming 2 things die, gloom sower sril lethal
savageneil1: Attack with flyer and 8/6 and tada you win.
GamesAndInk: It would take them 3 turns to kill you, it would take 2 gloom sower attacks to kill them?
resistentialism: any trade is lethal
Nydestroyer: lol they just die if the death touch attacks lol
flatluigi: because of noble
Joalni: They are still dead on board.
Bagelboi_Luxe: just swing
lamina5432: unless they gain life gloomsower wins
CaptainSpam: Niiiiice.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
HundreydAundre: hehehehe
electra310: Yay!
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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JonnyGlitch: Gee Gees!
Kramburger: Gs Gs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They could have blocked with Tyrannadon and stayed alive at 1, but then they'd be dead next turn.
graal_smith: Bye Cam, Bye Kathleen!
Twilight_Spark: Goodbye forever!
Dandinstorm12: bye Cameron and Kathleen
electra310: Bye Cam, bye Kathleen!
Dandinstorm12: Bye James
GoblinRanger: Goodbye for a short time Cam
electra310: See you soon again Cam!
SpookySpaghooti: Ooo!
GoblinRanger: Goodbye Kathleen
JonnyGlitch: Bye Everyone!
Bagelboi_Luxe: bye kathleen
EagleAndWolf23: Half bye cam
Gulleko: lrrHEART eogPeek
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
CAKHost: Bye Kathleen and Cam!
Bagelboi_Luxe: bye cam
7gorobei: bye kathleen
Flyingdelorion: Thanx for a fun stream James, Kathleen and Cameron!
HundreydAundre: Mmmkay, Bykes! & See ya soon, Cameron!
ArdCollider: beejtrayal at Krankor
djalternative: no wheeler... ever
djalternative: and 2017
maxthefourth: !updog
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djalternative: TTD kinda died when G&S leadership rotated
maxthefourth: !next
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DarkMorford: Hm, what do I want for dinner...
LackingSanity_: bye!
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
DarkMorford: Maybe pizza. Pizza's always good.
kusinohki: hard to go wrong with pizza
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
TheWriterAleph: the James has spoken!
RomanGoro: I approve of this message
ShaneLeeAtk: Agree with the za
djalternative: Whose ready to get as dense as possible on the Density 2 stream?
control_rig: And lo, the Oracle of James was wise
TehAmelie: i ate watermelon and feta cubes today. such simple pleasure
kusinohki: "ice cream? for dinner? you're a madman!"
DarkMorford: Well, how could I not after that? :p
v_nome: Pizza is not the answer. Pizza is the question, yes is the answer.
control_rig: Could be both? "Pizza?" "Pizza."
kusinohki: the Ur pizza whose crust is everywhere and center is nowhere
TehAmelie: not all pizza is fun pizza though, even if they call it that https://i.imgur.com/7EVZCTc.png
Robot_Bones: the none, left Beef pizza
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
MTGRanger: Hey everyone!
Ace__of__Hearts: WOOO DSC
Wizard_of_Gnar: hey hey
TehAmelie: ahoy
Mcgwee: yay!
spazzzmistic: hello!
PMAvers: Come on down to Drifter's favorite ice cream spot on Europa, the Deep Stone Creamery.
MTGRanger: I just realized Deep Stone Crypt sounds like location in an elder scrolls game
Ace__of__Hearts: I have done DSC twice I am not good at it but I was better the second time when I wasn't comically underleveled
Epinephilim: I am wary of following Drifter to anything named the "Creamery".
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Noodles_15: I have... 82 clears?
josh___something: 👀
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Ace__of__Hearts: I am wary of following Drifter anywhere
MTGRanger: I have 0 clears lol
suspendsearch: @Noodles_15 can you teach me the raid?
control_rig: Meanwhile, in the Saab
Epinephilim: @Ace__of__Hearts Exactly right.
josh___something: Also... Hi Friends! PrideLionHey
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Noodles_15: @suspendsearch 🧐
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Caffine1138: homework lurk mode engaged
Luminaire_p: lumina1Heart unarmeHeart
Epinephilim: This is going to be a fun VOD, but it's... 02:08 AM? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
josh___something: This feels like sims 4 music
MTGRanger: lrrHEART unarmeHeart foxmarLOVE
TehAmelie: 2 am and i'm hungry. darn James and his pizza talk
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarWELP foxmarFIRE foxmarNOV tonight in emotes
Alahmnat: raid time raid time raid time!
TehAmelie: darn him to h*ck
josh___something is prepared
Simriel: So who's the raid squad
djalternative: Raid Tim! Raid Tim!
Foxmar320: Simriel raises hand
Epinephilim: In that case, good night and bon appetit, @TehAmelie
mitomanox: yay
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Badchop: WE gots us some Cam/Ian/Graham/Foxmar/Lumi/Sniper action I believe
Simriel: Have fun!
Simriel: Good raid team
TehAmelie: hello and good evening
josh___something: Hi graham!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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mitomanox: hd freckles!
Badchop: GCU!
Badchop: :D
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MTGRanger: Hi graham! (And friends!)
empyreon: dang, I've finally caught the intro and it is SO GOOD
Alahmnat: hi GCU :)
ilikememes44: time to watch llr for the first time in forever
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, more friends
MTGRanger: Hey GCU!
RvLeshrac: I'm sorry, Esoterickk has proven repeatedly that you in fact only need *one* person to raid.
Sharkfists: hello!
Ace__of__Hearts: LONG LONG MAN
SquirrelLord1111: Just got here, have I missed much?
Twilight_Spark: Mods are playing Destiny. Who knows what Discord will look like?
flapjacksofwar: One day ill be cool enough to raid again... *ugly crying.*
northos: @SquirrelLord1111 nope, just started
ZealousCrow: o/
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suspendsearch: is 152 completions of DSC too many?
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SquirrelLord1111: @northos Thanks
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: time to get in crypt
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @suspendsearch First of all, how dare you? lrrBEEJ
Noodles_15: @suspendsearch yes
Alahmnat: ah, raid babbos
Kramburger: I'm a deepstone Blood, personally
Badchop: I also should try to get into DSC one of these days
RomanianMyEscutcheon: 1260?
josh___something: RIP being able to cheese the sparrow zone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hmmmm. 1230?
flapjacksofwar: 1280 isnt it?
adamjford: The final boss is 1250
Alahmnat: fun fact: the suggested power level at the *beginning* is not the same as the recommended power level at the *end*
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we were locked to 1230 on day 1 I believe, so 1250.
Ace__of__Hearts: getting a bit of lag on audio
Sharkfists: Ian too stronk
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Okay, game says Recommended Power is 1220, so final encounter should cap in the 1240 - 1250 range.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ever the overachiever, Ian
Kramburger: Vault of Glass is my favourite Walt Whitman poem
KinoGami: i feel like i remember doing OG vault with Ian
Alahmnat: I was 1220 when I did it and in my defense, the map didn't warn me!
ZealousCrow: Yeah audio out of sync
adamjford: yeah the recommended power level for raids is based on typical groups not necessarily beating it on their first go and getting a few drops to power up for later attempts
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Simriel: If Graham or Ian get Eyes on their first run Cam might implode
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: for the first encounter? Xenophage'll see you through
Ace__of__Hearts: I did it at 1200 once...don't do that for the love of pete
flapjacksofwar: Swords all the way, they will never expect it
flapjacksofwar: Swords and fisticuffs
RvLeshrac: For DSC, it is recommended that you bring weapons that can do any amount of damage to things.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: overload is the only champ in the raid, and they're not critical
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the main thing for the first encounter is to bring a heavy that does NOT do splash damage
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Bug Gun, Bug Anarcho-Commune, Pizza Sword... lrrBEEJ
josh___something: Swords are the ONLY way
Noodles_15: @romanianmyescutcheon you stop that
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Also: Cuirass of the Falling YEET
suspendsearch: Thundercrash everything
RvLeshrac: I assume Breach & Clear debuffs the power cells
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: for encounter 1 avoid rocket launchers, grenade launchers, and/or swords
Ace__of__Hearts: if you have FILO bring FILO also swords and I found The Huckleberry really useful for the second last section
flapjacksofwar: Lament seems to be a good strat for the first boss iirc
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Noodles_15 lrrBEEJ