beowuuf: something something keeping heat in and rain out housing, etc. Not really used to fending off 30 - 31 deg C
Metric_Furlong: 'not ideally' would be how I'm doing atm
Didero: I didn't know that was even legal, Metric_Furlong
Metric_Furlong: welcome to Britian
Metric_Furlong: *britain
Metric_Furlong: (too hot to type properly)
beowuuf: yeah, it's never a dry heat, even when the darn promised thunderstorms don't show up!
Didero: English is mostly guesswork anyway, don't worry about typos :p
Didero: I used to be a stickler for perfect spelling and grammar but letting that go has been a lot better for me and the people around me :p
Metric_Furlong: europe is a moist continent
beowuuf: I'd agree, but i could probably stand to at least try and typing thing well :p
Metric_Furlong: if it's hot enough to sweat, you're going to stay sweaty
beowuuf: the green and pleasantness has to come from somewhere
Didero: y tpye rigt wen clear nyway
beowuuf: ectxy
Juliamon: good timezone, chat!
NightValien28: good timezone julia
beowuuf: sergeHi and pleasant day appropriate greeting to you too!
Juliamon: Looking forward to some distraction from the Hypnospace debacle
Metric_Furlong: yes, soon it will be time for Shufflecat adventures
Metric_Furlong: The Brown Furry Thing-Taker Rides Again
Metric_Furlong: [additional Qwerpline reference]
beowuuf: i do not know what that is, so that's one section of chat that won't be reminding you of it during the stream!
Juliamon: Oh, just Tencent wholesale ripping off an indie dev
Didero: Oh, speaking of Tencent ruining games, I was going to check out that Pokemon Unite game, since Ben and James seem to like it
beowuuf: ah yes, i can see the pubg releated articles now :( well, let's let a noir raccoon piloted by lrrDARK distract us!
beowuuf: title change?
Metric_Furlong: title change
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Kathleen takes on the role of raccoon private eye Howard Lotor, in this post-noir narrative adventure. Game: Backbone) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (2m from now).
beowuuf: sergeHi
ContingentCat: title change!
beowuuf: we got there chat :)
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: ooh, if i'm reading this right, i'll get my afr stuff tomorrow? cool!
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
PharaohBender27: Morning, @TXC2 - or I guess afternoon, in your case
TXC2: hello beowuuf and PharaohBender27
Didero: Hi TXC2 !
TXC2: hello Didero
Pteraspidomorphi: Hello
beowuuf: i'm not a fan of this new twitch thing where is your mouse dares to hover over chat a little time baloon message thing pops up :(
beowuuf: hey!
TXC2: hello Pteraspidomorphi welcome
PharaohBender27: I just realized - this is planned to just be two episodes, right? Would that make this the shortest PiF in PiF's history?
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Me neither
beowuuf: oh, so it's deliberate it's only on this week?
Pteraspidomorphi: I do not have a time balloon, only the reply/thread button
Juliamon: It's a short game
PharaohBender27: That's my understanding from what lrrGRAHAM said yesterday
Didero: I looked the game up on HowLongToBeat and it is about a 5 hour game, yeah
beowuuf: was that at the end f the cts? not watched quiplash yet
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Yeah, when they were doing the "Here's what's coming up" bit
beowuuf: well it's not quantity of kathleen it's quality of kathleen. beej beat her for longest PiF so now she's going shortest
PharaohBender27: ^
Earthenone: ssignal
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
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ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: @TXC2 that... should have worked?
TXC2: maybe they've gotten rid of whispers?
beowuuf: no, just whispered a next and got the reply
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beowuuf: weird
Juliamon: Fursuit Vehicle is the *perfect* tune choice for this stream
Metric_Furlong: it does fit the theme
beowuuf: jackbox audience kit is still live?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: And not just because it's a real jam!
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Not for me it isn;t
beowuuf: road quest album bops
Metric_Furlong: it is here
Earthenone: its nice to get more weird animal stuff with kathleen while now kiss is on hiatus
Juliamon: Not here either
Metric_Furlong: the jackbox kit
PharaohBender27: Party300 lrrKATHLEEN PiF HYPE
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beowuuf: must just be old window from yesterday, i open a new one and it's not there
TXC2: REFRESH to get rid of the jackbox thing
Sniknob: This game is neat it takes some wild turns
Earthenone: i dont have the audiance kit, but i dident have it last night either
Metric_Furlong: @Earthenone
Metric_Furlong: this is a solo stream, that clearly makes it more Kathleen Saves The World
beowuuf: Now World?
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PharaohBender27: RaccAttack lrrKATHLEEN RaccAttack
beowuuf: jlrrCool
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: wait, it's global? RaccAttack
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL RaccAttack lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: hey kathleen!
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf Kathleen Saves It Forward
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
PharaohBender27: Morning!
Didero: Hi Kathleen!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong sergeJustRight
Earthenone: RaccAttack global shufflecat emote?
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TXC2: that Fox is staring into my soul and I don't like it :p
lielacks1: ef
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beowuuf: lrrDARK_HF RaccAttack
RocknGrohlNerd: hello gamers
beowuuf: @TXC2 that Fox knows what you did
Ignatiuspants: Ooh... pixel art furry crime noir
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TXC2: beowuuf how? I do know what I did :p
Juliamon: Good job, SPCA
Didero: Not again, at least
goatprince: but what if you BECOME the wildlife........
TXC2: Crisis averted
felrender: Raccoons are fun to watch but also have like, the worst sorts of parasites
couldntpickausername: also don't recycle raccoons
beowuuf: @TXC2 guesswork and probability maths mostly :p
Sibwow: they have little hands
floki4242: some people have raccoons as pets
felrender: think worms in your eyes bad
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SoldieroFortune: In an alternate MTG universe, Liliana Vess turned out very different ...
Mobilebeardunit: I've caught the first hour or two of this on PatStaresAt channel, and I am so excited to see more
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART RaccAttack RaccAttack RaccAttack
Mobilebeardunit: cmoooon, switch port
beowuuf: sergeHi
lirazel64: Ooo, what's this??
TXC2: From Canada ?
Ignatiuspants: the splash screen on its own makes me think of a gritty reboot of Talespin
Unas84: I was about to ask, is this a noir style of game? sweet, curious to see what it's like :)
noSmokeFire: rather than a vampire turning into a swarm of bats, just disassemble into a jumble of raccoons
beowuuf: @lirazel64 animal noir game et in vancouver, bc
ContingentCat: those are big years
TXC2: Hello RandomTrivia welcome
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
BusTed: Hijinks and shenanigans.
Metric_Furlong: noSmokeFire potential World of Darkness homebrew?
beowuuf: can hear the music ok
RandomTrivia: Levels seem pretty good
Metric_Furlong: now this is some aesthetic
Unas84: is noir a genre you are a fan of Kathleen? @LoadingReadyRun
RocknGrohlNerd: @busted and shenanigans? in this economy?
beowuuf: not really hearing much sound effects?
RandomTrivia: Stealth lrrGRAHAM
v_nome: Patrick Stewart. This raccoon sounds like Picard on the holodeck playing detective.
beowuuf: hearing flipping sounds now, thanks
goatprince: gassy.
RandomTrivia: Matt pls :D
Metric_Furlong: less Mad Max than the name would imply
TXC2: so how Zootopia does this game get?
Featherweight_: Oh, Hello Kathleen. Hello Chat.
beowuuf: sergeHi
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:16.
TXC2: 2136: we're all furrys now
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! KonCha
RocknGrohlNerd: @featherweight_ hello benginFingers
Didero: Does this game support the mouse? :p
TXC2: Hello Featherweight_ and GenericHerooo welcome
beowuuf: this is just the start, we've only received a call for someone wanting to come up to the office
GenericHerooo: VirtualHug
Metric_Furlong: it's just 136: they reset the calander after The Event
PharaohBender27: October 12 would be on a Friday in 2136, so I guess that's when we are
beowuuf: cool
Metric_Furlong: (or this turns out to be secretly set in the Rock and Rule universe)
Didero: Or the game is bad at controller support
Featherweight_: So this is after the racoons have risen up and overthrown us.
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PharaohBender27: Mood
RandomTrivia: Also mood
Metric_Furlong: in that order
SnowBuddy18: mood
GenericHerooo: @featherweight_ Maybe xD
RocknGrohlNerd: Δ
ContingentCat: try not to get stuck in the intake vent
LordZarano: @PharaohBender27 Nice, thanks
BusTed: lrrGARBO
Didero: Toilets are rare in video games
TehAmelie: that is one cozy pooper
Earthenone: i assume we are/were the great apes
RandomTrivia: Kathleen! You can't just show toilet on Twitch! That's for OnlyFans! lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: do we have an option to change the toilet roll orientation :p
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone That or this is a universe where Planet of the Apes happened
TXC2: Tidying up: the Millennial dream Kappa
GenericHerooo: Haha
Didero: Of course the best course of action in an adventure game is to pick up literally every item :p
Astra7525: hah... Red Apple cigarettes...
RandomTrivia: This seems like a not great UI for controller...
djalternative: Dangly feet is great
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RocknGrohlNerd: chat what is dangly feet?
TXC2: so either that's a match book for a club named dangly feet, or a brand of condoms :p
m_train007: hi
tomorrowboy: Do they sleep in the kitchen?
TXC2: hello m_train007 welcome
djalternative: @RocknGrohlNerd you sitting on a roller coaster
Didero: If the controller is being difficult, you could try using mouse and keyboard, seems easier for a point and click game
tomorrowboy: Can you go up the ladder? (can you just go to sleep?)
RocknGrohlNerd: @djalternative thanks FBtouchdown
beowuuf: cameron will remember this
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf katesLol
djalternative: We're Detective Legends of the Old Republic?
RandomTrivia: Is this the anti-Now Kiss?
Didero: Kathleen, your face is covering the chat options. Though this seems like a game where there's no good place for facecam
TXC2: so in 2136 we're back to the 1950's...yay :p
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia play it kissless
djalternative: this is def Nega-Now Kiss
tomorrowboy: Oh, he's just smoking the reefer
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf benginLol
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I imagine this is meant to evoke the 1930s, actually
TXC2: PharaohBender27 fair point
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Hate to be a bother, but maybe you could move the face camera closer to the corner? It's currently covering up a lot of the dialogue options.
beowuuf: of course
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
ContingentCat: rude game
TXC2: how ironic, given the animal theme
beowuuf: alt-tab?
GDwarf: Alt + Tab might give you the system mouse back?
beowuuf: lol
GenericHerooo: n.n
ContingentCat: thanks G
beowuuf: thanks g! lrrDARK
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Didero: Perceiving Kathleen is strictly better than not perceiving Kathleen
tomorrowboy: Kathleen's greatest fear: "Being perceived by people"
PharaohBender27: @Didero Agreed
RandomTrivia: Done
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] I'm that people must perceive you. | to Kathleen
LRRbot: New quote #7701: "I'm that people must perceive you." —Graham, to Kathleen [2021-07-22]
Blade_Tiger: The mortifying ordeal of being perceived
Thequickgreyfox: thanks for being an example of a wholesome husband Graham
Didero: Have you tried using the mouse instead of the controller, Kathleen? Might be easier
PharaohBender27: Missing a word there, @TXC2 :p
beowuuf: that clip will sleep with the fishes
Manae: Missed the "Sorry" in there
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 missed a 'sorry' there
TXC2: PharaohBender27 Metric_Furlong yeap :p
tomorrowboy: 100 whats?!
beowuuf: it's so deep though
RandomTrivia: In its defence, the clip featured the game stealing the mouse, and was not intended to demonstrate incompetence. It gone.
Manae: I have heard Jem, and Jeb, but Jez?
RandomTrivia: lrrDARK
tomorrowboy: 100 empty bowls
TXC2: !modquote 7701 (Graham) [now] I'm sorry that people must perceive you. | to Kathleen
LRRbot: Modified quote #7701: "I'm sorry that people must perceive you." —Graham, to Kathleen [2021-07-22]
tomorrowboy: Go to the west end!
djalternative: !quote 7700
LRRbot: Quote #7700: "If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win." — RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
RandomTrivia: Oh that loading bar is cool
PharaohBender27: I like the cigarette loading bar
Nigouki: i wonder if they game will punish us if we forget to call tonight or if it's something out of our control
tomorrowboy: wow, a neon lawyer's office sign. Definitely quality lawyers
tomorrowboy: I'm glad it's raining. Very Vancouver. (and noir)
ContingentCat: such a cool squirell
beowuuf: two names, only one lawyer's office :p
beowuuf: actually sons
RandomTrivia: This aesthetic is absolutely wonderful
PharaohBender27: At least not until the climax
RandomTrivia: Nails the 30s noir
Unas84: oooh, the rain drops on the 'camera lens' are a neat touch
TXC2: "mon-fri 10-20" interesting use of 24 clock
tomorrowboy: wow. that...
beowuuf: wow yeah, that depth on the rain
RandomTrivia: Uh
AmberLampLight: I love the aesthetic but I'm not sure about the high-res reflections on the street
beowuuf: close drops so fuzzy
Juliamon: Let's... not acknowledge that
PharaohBender27: Feel like this game is going for a sort of morality system based on what dialogue you choose
ContingentCat: umm
RandomTrivia: Citizen Mane LUL
tomorrowboy: Doctor Cyclops!!!
tomorrowboy: I want to see that film
TXC2: "the great story"
djalternative: Citizen Mane: "Sea...Biscut"
tomorrowboy: grilled fish-shrooms?
PharaohBender27: Oooh, the plot thickens!
CapitalisToast: there's always something special with good pixel art
prine99: plot seems pretty thick
PharaohBender27: Rude!
noSmokeFire: maybe she's literally a dog and it's less rude than it sounds
bakerydragon: dang
Didero: Is it too early in the game to already be lost? Because I'm kinda lost
lirazel64: Love the water drops.
noSmokeFire: nope, nevermind, just rude
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire But we saw her, and she was more like a squirrel or beaver?
TXC2: this guy is Mr exposition
beowuuf: @Didero we're looking for the husband, we knew he worked at this bank
Rourke9: she was an otter i think
TheTekkieman: Could have said it was part of the game, and we wouldn't have noticed.
prine99: is Canada also on fire
noSmokeFire: @PharaohBender27 ah, I wasn't watching then. me giving the NPCs too much credit :P
Didero: @beowuuf Thanks!
Metric_Furlong: PharaohBender27 noSmokeFire Jez and Odette are both Otters
tomorrowboy: What sort of banker talks like that!
Juliamon: If they don't do interspecies, she's an otter
SkylerRingtail: Afternoon chat. How goes the furry detectiving?
beowuuf: yuyp, cause he was an otter, of course
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TXC2: hello SkylerRingtail welcome
tomorrowboy: Go down the alley!
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Ahoy-hoy! Working on our first case
Penguino_Rojo: that alley looked inviting
djalternative: oh. his name is Hank. not Honk.
tomorrowboy: Wow! Speciesist bar!
Ignatiuspants: racism!
PharaohBender27: I sense that maybe raccoons aren't treated well in this universe . . .
beowuuf: i like the tv stuff above the shops
Metric_Furlong: Crouch Mode
Didero: But this is in the 1930s, so with inflation that's probably very expensive
Juliamon: Loving these rain effects
Didero: "Warning: Vole Puking"
ghyllnox: It might be the game's way of telling you to crouch
ContingentCat: oh no
tomorrowboy: Green hat?
PharaohBender27 tries to remember the wife's description
PharaohBender27: All I remember is that he wears square glasses
beowuuf: the rain's even changed, nothing out of focus cause the camera is in close proximity now sergeJustRight
tomorrowboy: He had a green tie and hat.
tomorrowboy: monkeybutt!?!
SkylerRingtail: "Monkeybutt?" As a primate I take offense to this
tomorrowboy: This pixel art is great.
ContingentCat: it might be the music but I'm being reminded a bit of Disco Elysium
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beowuuf: more chill gunpoint for me
Penguino_Rojo: does ESC bring up a menu?
Didero: I'd try pressing Start, see if there's a Save option in the menu
noSmokeFire: can we crouch past the police?
PixelArtDragon: I love the art of this game
TXC2: how old are we meant to be?
tomorrowboy: Hey, that "stay vigilant" grafiti was in the alley too
beowuuf: exposition!
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! How's the game so far?
RandomTrivia: LUL
noSmokeFire: "does it smell herbal" makes me think monkeybutt will be relevant later?
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
RandomTrivia: The self-callout
beowuuf: so far so good themerriocat
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: Stripers... as in stripy animals...
tomorrowboy: Look at me meme: "I'm the raccoon in the trench coat now."
SkylerRingtail: "Stripers?" Oh hell no, my ringtail brother
Ignatiuspants: "stripers" ... is that a slur?
RandomTrivia: I imagine it's meant to be a slur, yeah
TXC2: I read that differently :p
prine99: yes fight the drug dealer in typical dance battle fashion
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Thane1607: IDK whats happening here... I should be in bed
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coolbond: go with snark
beowuuf: @TheMerricat we're a raccoon dedective looking for a potentailly cheating otter husband who is a banker who owes people money it seems
RocknGrohlNerd: fight fight fight
Ignatiuspants: RaccAttack RaccAttack RaccAttack raccoon rights!
RandomTrivia: WOW
TheMerricat: @beowuuf as one does :)
TXC2: ah so we are going full tilt Zootopia with the race metaphors
SpacePotato01: yes it is. 'Coon' is an old slur white americans used to use on black people back in the RL equivalent time period.
beowuuf: @TheMerricat indeed. Also, check out the rain effects as we go along :D
SpacePotato01: this game makes references to it.
SpacePotato01: (I simultaneously hope I didn't kick down an open door or violate the channel's TOS)
beowuuf: backed in to it a little :(
noSmokeFire: now (don't) kiss
ContingentCat: surprise now kiss?
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offbeatwitch: this is GREAT writing, navigating a hostile interaction
beowuuf: weird
tomorrowboy: Feral geese!?
djalternative: Yes! Feral Geese!
Metric_Furlong: it's still progress
TXC2: feral geese AKA any geese :p
beowuuf: canadian geese, too
beowuuf: those are loud
Nenluen: the raindrops on the camera are a nice touch
Didero: Maybe it auto-saves?
SkylerRingtail: Looks like no save scumming?
beowuuf: i like the drops close to the camera in a wide view like this are fuzzy, just to make us feel like weird actually at the right distance away from the action watching
PharaohBender27: Maybe this game just auto-saves?
djalternative: looks like it auto saves
beowuuf: *some
CAKHost: Just notice the fishes: :D Then notice the food stall next to it: D:
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
jibkat: The but?
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Deathrite_Sharkman: hey kathleen!
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TXC2: jibkat the bite
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jibkat: Dang, I was hoping a dog meetup bar would be called the butt
kusinohki: Hi all! just got home
RandomTrivia: sergeHi
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
GenericHerooo: KonCha
jibkat: FlirtingFoxes
djalternative: Noir is all about interacting with abrasive people
PharaohBender27: Huh?
RandomTrivia: Uh
TXC2: game pls
Didero: game pls
noSmokeFire: did your log update?
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
Didero: Just load a previous save- wait
djalternative: check the objective board?
floki4242: why are you standing on the stage
coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun i dont remeber that lady at the start, try talking to her
kusinohki: I can't tell if this dancer is part of the band or just a lonely customer
Juliamon: Oh, she's just high
gayghostprince: hello Kathleen and chat!
TXC2: hello gayghostprince welcome
beowuuf: sergeHi
PharaohBender27: Cutscene achieved!
RandomTrivia: Oooh, panning shot!
TXC2: it's time for Brave new Faves Kappa
ContingentCat: braven10HEX
beowuuf: we supposed to have spotted something with that?
kusinohki: thought the panning was cycling...
TheMerricat: So the thing we 'missed' while talking to Renee is just him saying that he hasn't seen any otters but he just sat down a few minutes ago. @LoadingReadyRun looks like you ran into a bug.
kusinohki: does someone own "the bark"? is it worse?
TXC2: ah, so she's a polar nbear
beowuuf: don't lie to the mob? :p
RandomTrivia: Probably shouldn't lie to the owner of the joint :D
Juliamon: I think she'll def know if you're lying
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK We'd probably feel the same way if we were playing, lrrKATHLEEN
PharaohBender27: Welp
RandomTrivia: Well that's OMINOUS
kusinohki: burning cigarette for a loading bar.... *che's kiss*
beowuuf: more exposiition!
beowuuf: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
kusinohki: aren't you a raccoon? climbing should come naturally
beowuuf: someone mentioned that sign was on the main road too?
SkylerRingtail: "Burn this place to the ground." Holding a gas can? Uh oh
TXC2: looks more like a handbag
kusinohki: was rose the high dancer? didn't catch her name
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki No, she was . . . Aubrey? Something like that
skysonglark: yeah aubrey
Ignatiuspants: that is some nice lighting
floki4242: this game looks gorgeous
Ignatiuspants: I love the design of the mustachioed news bunny
Sniknob: I love Bo
TXC2: "they're having March Marchness in October this year"
beowuuf: oh no
DiceHoarder: Noooo BibleThump
Didero: Ruin both their lives!
TheMerricat: By the end of the game everyone in this town is going to be gunning for us :P
beowuuf: scorched earth playthrough
TXC2: the true neutral path, Everyone is unhappy Kappa
PharaohBender27: Wouldn't hurt to try the ticket?
kusinohki: @TheMerricat sounds like a traditional film noir tbh
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RomanGoro: True Neutral is lawful good in Noir stories
Ignatiuspants: being pushed into hard choices that turn people against you does sound pretty true to the genre
TXC2: "Nat Geo is not an adult mag!"
PixelArtDragon: @txc2 But the animals are naked!
Didero: I'd go for the last option
BrindleBoar: wow racist
Didero: Yay, free newspapers!
beowuuf: i'm batcat
floki4242: there's not supposed to be fire coming out of a chimney
Didero: I feel like in a busy city there might have been easier ways to climb a rooftop?
mxBug: wow bo's a piece of shit
TheMerricat: @Didero yeah but it's a 2d city so....
CAKHost: Is he missing some of his ear?
PharaohBender27: @mxBug Yeah, I'm not sad we turned on him
jaxiclus: Roof, natural habitat of raccoon
kusinohki: "I am vengence. I am the night! I AM BAT-raccoon??
TXC2: some mossy ivy type stuff
floki4242: is he roes
Didero: Stealth Mode Activated
kusinohki: oh no stealth!
djalternative: well, not just her dressing room
BrindleBoar: Metal Gear!
CAKHost: This is a sneaking mission!
PixelArtDragon: Wait, why not go on all fours?
SpacePotato01: He is a wet raccoon but they can't smell him.
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SkylerRingtail: Break time?
beowuuf: presume safe when in darkness
Didero: Gameplay elements? In MY point and click games?!
TXC2: Fission Mailed
RandomTrivia: A level to surpass Metal Gear? lrrBEEJ
kusinohki: this looks tricky
TheMerricat: I don't think that was dark
Didero: Sneak up behind him and snap his neck? Kappa
Ignatiuspants: aw... I don't care much for instant fail stealth sections
beowuuf: wasn't dark there
PixelArtDragon: I think the sprite has to darken
PharaohBender27: ^
beowuuf: ^
RandomTrivia: That painting is deeply unsettling
PharaohBender27: If by "wimpy" you mean "smart," you're correct
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RandomTrivia: I would say "reasonably cautious"
sydnius: CoolCat
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TXC2: oh he dead
beowuuf: uuuh
DiceHoarder: monkaS
RandomTrivia: benginRip
beowuuf: odette did deal with blood woman, clearly :p
Earthenone: i wonder who hes cooking
PharaohBender27: To distract?
beowuuf: O.O
RandomTrivia: WAT
Vlanoik: why did the furnace room open into what appeared to be a cooler?
PixelArtDragon: At least it checkpoints
Ignatiuspants: ooh... now we're in Little Nightmares territory
RandomTrivia: Hmmm
Didero: Do you need to activate the second one quickly after the first one?
Mai_Andra: both at the same time?
blighted666: hi
TXC2: just go for it?
Didero: So the first cook goesto the first mixer and the second guy to the second mixer?
floki4242: jar?
ghyllnox: Might have to be quicker, so the first one's distracted when the second goes off?
TXC2: hello blighted666 welcome
RandomTrivia: No fear! No fear!
GenericHerooo: Jar
PixelArtDragon: Is that a jar of honey?
SkylerRingtail: Want a hint?
flufff42: We just saw another intercom
jaelte: Check if you can interact with the jar?
RandomTrivia: One fear!
Alephred: Chat, have you seen those videos of raccoons attempting to eat cotton candy by washing it in water first? Eeee ..
GenericHerooo: =/
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PharaohBender27: :O
SkylerRingtail: We'll take it!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT there
beowuuf: we take those
GenericHerooo: FBtouchdown
floki4242: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Ignatiuspants: this Greg is getting into all kinds of trouble here
sydnius: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mai_Andra: ♫ Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride! ♫ Got to keep on moving! ♫
beowuuf: ooh, a code
Didero: square circle diamond triangle
Didero: Apparently
Earthenone: i wonder if its the same greg from night in the woods :P
TXC2: square circle diamond triangle
sydnius: not “favourite” hmm
beowuuf: put cardboard on writing for message
ghyllnox: Cutouts over the matching size?
floki4242: I think I see a cutout Cipher but I can't be certain
beowuuf: i presume?
djalternative: those were codes
coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun paper with holes in them looks like a cypher crack
Didero: You could also put items in your inventory from here, right?
PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong clip
beowuuf: ah, we know the order to the four shapes, cool
Didero: Papers Please levels of faffing about :p
BrindleBoar: Farenheit
Didero: Wait, 0451 is a reference, right?
PixelArtDragon: Of course it's 0451
Metric_Furlong: I should have guessed that
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
beowuuf: yay
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Must be a reference
beowuuf: seabatBRAIN
RomanGoro: Of course it's 0451
TheWonko: also the first door code in every Deus Ex game
PharaohBender27: @TheWonko Neat!
PixelArtDragon: 451 is a code used in many games as an homage, I can't remember what it's an homage to
RomanGoro: Every DeusEx and a bunch of games in that family
Mediocre_Man5: I feel like if you ever see a 4-digit door code in a video game, you can guess 0451 and be right at least 50% of the time
RomanGoro: I know Firewatch had it and I'm pretty sure Tacoma did as well
SkylerRingtail: It's a good book. Pretty short, but sobering
beowuuf: temperature paper burns, so distopia
TXC2: it's story where books and other peices of Art are burned
RandomTrivia: The number itself supposedly refers to the temperature at which paper spontaneously combusts, though this is dubious
TheMerricat: It's interesting I'm following along via video walkthroughs and so far none of the solutions that Kathleen has used were the solutions any of the other people used.
ContingentCat: it's a pretty decent book
PixelArtDragon: It's specifically because it was used in System Shock
RomanGoro: It's a good book, although somewhat dated
gualdhar: Fahrenheit 451 is great, but once you read it you'll see the plot directions everywhere
beowuuf: @TheMerricat that speaks well of the game
Didero: "The corpse offers you help" is a great line
floki4242: run
PharaohBender27: Also haven't read it, but my understanding is people thought it was about censorship but apparently Ray Bradbury meant it to be about how TV was ruining everything or something like that
TXC2: the movie Equilibrium is basically the best version of the story made
Didero: *no help
Ignatiuspants: that is totally an anthropomorphic animal on that meat hook
PharaohBender27: Oh no, is *that* what they're serving in the club?
josh___something: They eat patrons
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
skysonglark: @PharaohBender27 brabury was absolutely certain tv woul rot your brains
TheMerricat: But remember chat. 451 isn't about censorship, it's about how Ray Bradbury hates TV.... word of god (i.e. he got pissed when people talk about it being about facism or censorship)
SkylerRingtail: @PharaohBender27 It's a phenomenal take on social media as well, before social media was a thing
beowuuf: @TXC2 i mean it has sean bean in it, so of course :p
MortifiedPenguins: I odn't think has much to do with the book its just started as a thing joke from the devs of those games it got known for
gualdhar: @TXC2 ah yes, Bradbury meets kung fu
PixelArtDragon: Apparently it was because it was the code on Looking Glass Studios, not intended to be a Fahrenheit 451 reference
beowuuf: @TXC2 and gun-kata
TheMerricat: Doh @PharaohBender27 beat me too that one
endangeredconfusion: well that took a turn
beowuuf: ho noir
beowuuf: *how
Ignatiuspants: this is very noir
beowuuf: meets soilent green
PharaohBender27: @skysonglark He also wasn't a fan of the internet. Guy was actually a bit of a luddite, from what I know.
SpacePotato01: furry noir = vore
SpacePotato01: I guess
PixelArtDragon: "451 games" because of it became a term for immersive sims
PharaohBender27: @SpacePotato01 lrrWOW
SkylerRingtail: @SpacePotato01 ...I hate how right you are
TXC2: it's not vore unless we go inside
RomanGoro: I like that this music is noir in style, but the sound is modern
Ignatiuspants: I don't think it's vore if you kill them first
floki4242: Black Market cannibalism
ghyllnox: Odette's violent husband won't take her kids now at least
RomanGoro: It doesn't sound '40s
beowuuf: I mean, now we know whay it's called The Bite
TheAinMAP: ^
Trixalicious: Naming your cannibal bar "The bite" seems a little on the nose
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Oh shit, you're right
Mister_Dee: It's noir. The police chief is in on it
sydnius: don’t talk about bite club
TheMerricat: So where the game goes after this chat is how this game got it's "Mixed" 58% rating on Steam chat. Make sure your seatbelts are fastened.
TXC2: it's a bar run by a know mobster, the police already know and don't care
Ignatiuspants: it's a mafia-owned night club in a crime drama... the police are probably paid off
Didero: Knowing these kinds of stories, if the police were to check The Bite, it'd all be suspiciously clean and above-board
josh___something: and also explains why the owner yeets you out the club so quickly
beowuuf: @Trixalicious i think it's so obvious it's the perfect camouflage :p
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Oh, are things going to get problematic? Or just real uncomfy on a more visceral level?
PixelArtDragon: What did he do? Besides be calorically dense?
SpacePotato01: So if the divorce is all 'taken care of' does that mean he can get paid extra now?
SkylerRingtail: @TheMerricat From what I've read it's moreso the tone and genre of the game changes.
sydnius: the otter white meat
skysonglark: @PixelArtDragon boooo
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 don't want to spoil too much esp since alot of the negative press was due to what I'd call 'dudebros'. I don't think things get more gorey, it just goes in a.... non obvious direction?
beowuuf: doing something right versus doing something for your own worth?
RomanGoro: Those aren't opposed choices for action, but are opposed choices for his backstory
RomanGoro: Or his character
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Oh right, Gamers(tm) - yeah, I don't care what those types think.
ContingentCat: Custody won't be a problem, just don't worry about it
SkylerRingtail: "I don't want to die, I just don't want to be alive sometimes" is very much a mood
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat ...are we one of the tomatoes?
PixelArtDragon: Yes, find someone to talk to, such as a therapist
Earthenone: call your mother, its on the fridge list :P
ghyllnox: The Bite solved Odette's problem
floki4242: card?
TXC2: "call your mom, tell here I said hi"
RandomTrivia: OOF
floki4242: to real
TXC2: what's with the personal attack game?
PixelArtDragon: Game, I'd appreciate if you stop being so snarky directly at me
albaqarah: Sure, peed in it. Let’s go with that
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
floki4242: cheese it it's the cops
PixelArtDragon: Checked your wallet, maybe?
TXC2: !events
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PixelArtDragon: Hang on, is it still cannibalism if it's not your own species?
beowuuf: senior police, we called it
TXC2: PixelArtDragon good point
beowuuf: so do we reckon apes / monkeys are actually the few remaining people?
nevermore913: are we the fox or raccoon?
TXC2: nevermore913 the raccoon
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Oooh, that would be a twist
Ignatiuspants: we're the raccoon
RandomTrivia: Wow this game is a bit on the nose, isn't it? :D
beowuuf: @beowuuf fits with the future date thing
TXC2: l'national intensifies
PixelArtDragon: @randomtrivia Or maybe... on the snout?
Didero: "I don't know shit" feels genre-apropriate :p
sydnius: like Morse
Didero: Hence 'Adventure Game' Kappa
ContingentCat: you had me at "pay you"
Didero: Is it stream break time?
Ignatiuspants: it's good to start over with a new client after the last target died
coolbond: probably hibiscus
Didero: Rushing through a murder house, spending 10 minutes picking a tea flavour :p
quasi79fu: flower
MortifiedPenguins: hibiscus
DiamondMX: That badger is very tall
elah806: What time of day is it in the game? Very important
PharaohBender27: !break
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gualdhar: is he a badger or a racoon?
PharaohBender27: @gualdhar Raccoon
beowuuf: raccoon
Ignatiuspants: he's an anthropomorphic raccoon
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: we've been running with him, cause he saw passion in our eyes
quasi79fu: racoon city?? resident evil???
Ignatiuspants: it's the year 2136 and everyone is furries (probably)
josh___something: This went from 0 to ritual Cannibalism real quick
TheMerricat: BTW - "If you've been playing a lot of Looking Glass and Ion Storm games you know that the code here is 0451, which is first used in System Shock. It showed up in Thief, it showed up in System Shock 2, it showed up in BioShock and Dishonored recently, and in both Deus Ex games. A lot of people think it was a reference to Fahrenheit 451, the Ray Bradbury book, but it was actually just the key code to get into the offices at Looking Glass in Cambridge."
beowuuf: it's vancouver bc, so yes :p
beowuuf: @josh___something it's only about 5 hours long as a game so they can't hang about :p
Earthenone: its a 5 hour game why are only two streams scheduled? surely it would need at least 3
josh___something: but dang, this quick?
TXC2: !quote 6012
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TheMerricat: @Earthenone TBH, as fast as Kathleen is going through this, I don't think 3 would be necessary.
TheMerricat: ESP since there is only one route and ending.
geldaran: !quote 0451
LRRbot: Quote #451: "Just roll with it." —Heather [2015-07-13]
PixelArtDragon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:33.
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone Maybe they figured 2.5 hours worth of game per stream?
geldaran: had to check after all that talk about 451.
Juliamon: They'll add a third session if they need to.
TheMerricat: The longest walkthrough I've found for this game is actually just under 4 hours btw.
TXC2: 5 hours of gameplay is easily stretched into 6+ hours of streaming
PharaohBender27: ^
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat That actually works for me, since I have an appointment at 1:00 tomorrow, and I'd hate to miss the end
TheMerricat: BTW did anyone see the news that Activision/Blizzard is being sued by California for being a super toxic workplace?
Earthenone: i guess stream games usualy take +X% longer rather than +X longer so with a game this short it wont be that much longer than normal
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat No, I hadn't. Good for the state!
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Since I joined late I don't know how early/quickly Kathleen got started today, but she was already ahead of most of the videos I found timewise by this break
Earthenone: i knew something was going on with acti blizard, i figured checkpoint would give me the details so i dident look into it
TXC2: and we're back
gualdhar: will the tea be spilled? that's the real question
beowuuf: tea pose for dominance
RandomTrivia got a headstart on making tea during the break
TheAinMAP: PrideLGBTea
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Ooof
TheMerricat: Yep it's bad
beowuuf: oh noes
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah it's pretty rough
RomanGoro: Yeah, it's súper bad
Penguino_Rojo: yes, trigger warning much needed on this one
Earthenone: ohh i made te right call, neat :)
elah806: I mean if it's bad enough that a state can sue
Royal_Pride21: !live
RomanGoro: Content warnings all around
GenericHerooo: Black
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat She started like within five minutes of the start of stream, and there was only a little faffing about in terms of figuring out controls
accountmadeforants: T, E- actually, just T, what’s that spell? Teaaaaa!
Clockwork_Penguin: I forgot I had the stream on, and my computer spontaneously saying “its time ... for teeeeeaaaa” made me genuinely think it had become self aware for a second
PharaohBender27: @Clockwork_Penguin katesLol
DoodlestheGreat: @Earthenone The California case just isn't something I'd expect Checkpoint to touch on, since there is absolutely nothing funny about the situation.
Didero: Docks are hard to find? They're right next to the water!
TheMerricat: @Earthenone Now and then they touch on the hard hitting news too, after all they talked about the Amazon "outside work game development' contract crazyness too
Ignatiuspants: Checkpoint has been drifting into real actual journalism for a long time now, and I'm here for it!
PixelArtDragon: Checkpoint has been journalism for a while
DoodlestheGreat: Either way, this really isn't the place to discuss it. Come to the CP+ 'cast tomorrow and I will expect it to be a topic of discussion.
Mordachai_: Steakout?
Mordachai_: Eh, eh?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon "always has been" Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: @Mordachai_ :tf:
Earthenone: checkpoint is firmly "soft J" jornalisim, like how mtg is "soft G" gambling :P
PixelArtDragon: Steak? Are cows in this game sentient?
PharaohBender27: Call your mother!
Mordachai_: Yay! I got a reaction!
Didero: Fat Goose Noodles!
Nigouki: ook ook
beowuuf: nm, apes actual apes
PharaohBender27: Ah, so much for the hypothesis that the "apes" are actually humans
Didero: Turns out the apes are apes
Nigouki: maybe it's a scooby-doo thing, where it's a human in a gorilla suit
TheMerricat: I sure hope we don't need to remember that order number of 227555
Didero: Is Clarissa a polar bear?
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 it's a cunning fake out, and the monkeys will be humans :p
PixelArtDragon: Wait, Soylent Green is people!
Ignatiuspants: there could be a cabal of monkeys, great apes, and humans all working together
f_tan_theta: the apes are humans in ape suits
skysonglark: oh you can call your mom!
TXC2: who answers the phone at 5am ?
PixelArtDragon: Oh right, I should call my mom. Thanks, game!
Earthenone: presumably she is also a raccoon and up at this hour
beowuuf: maybe she wakes up early :p
TheMerricat: I don't think mom is all there.
RandomTrivia: D'awww
accountmadeforants: Cute!
Didero: Turns out dad IS the spiders
PharaohBender27: Well what do you know, that's an actual address in Vancouver.
PixelArtDragon: Getting your parents involved is a good way to have a momburger
Ignatiuspants: it turns out the spiders are part of the family! Howard is part spider
PharaohBender27: It's her safehouse
Ignatiuspants: whoa... art style shift
josh___something: Feels like she already knew clarissa was trouble
Ignatiuspants: he sure is an eager beaver
PharaohBender27: Oh no we're going to have to deal with that bigot newsstand owner, aren't we?
TheMerricat: @josh___something I mean Clarissa IS a mob boss.... that's the whole reason Renee is covering her.
josh___something: Fair
PixelArtDragon: Yesterday's paper is old news
beowuuf: we already knew the rumours clarissa killed the higher level bosses in the family
Didero: "Have I mentioned that I'm depressed yet?"
matthaus_c: Ginger is a mood
SilverBramble: this game is so pretty
TXC2: ah the joys of haveing to power cycle the internet :p
PharaohBender27: Well by 2136 it would be old
Didero: Wait, it's 5 past noon? We left at 9...
TXC2: how we doing chat?
PixelArtDragon: This town is full of baby clocks!
beowuuf: ok!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's goin on in this thread
beowuuf: we're loking for a fake truck for renee
TXC2: a fake truck? a fu.... wait no
Juliamon: A fack, yes
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou we sure are
Didero: We're in a hurry to find a people murdering mob boss, but sure, let's make time to get philosophical with random passers-by
Ignatiuspants: time to ship the local elderly dogs!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: solving the case of the lonely old people
accountmadeforants: Now Kiss!
RandomTrivia: We managed to turn this into Now Kiss anyway LUL
TXC2: this is more solving the case of the cannibal animal bar
beowuuf: the year is X136
TXC2: "Now Kiss uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Finds a way"
RandomTrivia: :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yes!
quasi79fu: The Evil Cupid Kathleeen strikes again
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we solved the case that mattered
Didero: Now charge 'em for your matchmaking services Kappa
TXC2: evil cupid = Thanatos ? :p
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this point and click?
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou with some stealth gameplay yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can we buy some smokes?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you're a raccoon! go dumpster-diving!
Didero: Water Street, what a street
PharaohBender27: I FUCKING KNEW IT
beowuuf: it's... mo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this an all-anthropomorphic animals world that also has some regular pet animals?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: bunny??
beowuuf: i'm guy incognito
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Guy Noir, Private Eye
KeytarCat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou man, it's been ages!
Pteraspidomorphi: Missed two hours of this due to a two hour long phone call :'( Fun so far?
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
PharaohBender27: This guy is the worst
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi kinda, it goes dark fast
quasi79fu: geezer plague???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: don't worry, Guy Noir's been out there, solving the crimes the world doesn't really need solved
PharaohBender27: "Geezers"=old folk
PixelArtDragon: Geezers? More like Geeser!
PharaohBender27: Ew, a phrenologist!
quasi79fu: i saw a fake truck
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 benginLol
flufff42: Ah, some “cool cats” at work?
TXC2: phrenology was considered fake science IN the 19th century :p
Didero: Hey, another otter to eat!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: now REVERSE phrenology, that's a science
beowuuf: oh no, otter grandpa is part of this? :(
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TXC2: 1/3? oh you sweet summer child
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thank you wallfish, rocks ARE old
beowuuf: @PixelArtDragon you are already subscribed to tuna facts
PharaohBender27: @PixelArtDragon Thank you for subscribing to Tunafacts Kappa
TheMerricat: Hey chat! What are the odds! BOTH of the led light strips I just bought off amazon came with a card telling me I had won the 1st prize in the company's giveaway! All I have to do to claim my prize is to give them a positive review on the site! WOW! I'm SOOO lucky! lrrBEEJ
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TheMerricat lrrSACK lrrSACK
elah806: Can't believe we passed up on botanical gin. Botanical gin is great
Juliamon: Amazing!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is the prize another light strip?
beowuuf: @TheMerricat what are the odds???
PixelArtDragon: @themerricat About as lucky as being the millionth visitor to a website and all I have to do to claim a free car is click an ad
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TheMerricat: :D
elah806: What kind of 3D chess is Howard playing here
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean what's an otter gonna do to us, hit us with a rock? Wait.
Earthenone: rocks are old
Didero: 1D checkers!
Metric_Furlong: very old
PharaohBender27: I like 2 better of those choices
beowuuf: lrrWOW
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elah806: 1 is definitely the chaos option
quasi79fu: strongarm the ottter??
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I guess the question is, do we think the otter is in on it
TehAmelie: hey i made a rock just the other week
djalternative: What if we call up Derrick from Veretasium and play literal 4D chess?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Clarissa Bloodworth"? Jesus that's an evil name.
TXC2: "you doing a journalism? you must be joking me!"
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou she is a mobest
TXC2: *mobster
accountmadeforants: Start with 1 dimension, then do the thing you did in that dimension two more times. No, I refuse to acknowledge anything more complicated.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that tracks
PixelArtDragon: How about a nice game of 5D Chess with multiverse and time travel?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "I know about the flesh"???
quasi79fu: the flesh???
PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu You . . . missed some scenes from earlier
e_bloc: flesh
TheMerricat: He deals in flesh Kathleen, I thnk it's OK to be rude .:P
Metric_Furlong: the flesh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I say we ask for help from him. He sound slike he got in over his head
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he sounds like a normal guy who took a bad deal and ended up in a bad sitch.
beowuuf: Team Louise
TXC2 brain begins chanting "the flesh, the flesh, the flesh"
Metric_Furlong: we're helping
mowdownjoe: @PixelArtDragon You monster.
elah806: A coercive helper is still a helper
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "I know about the flesh" sounds like it should be in cultist simulator, not a game with a raccoon detective
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Did you come in late? You may have missed some scenes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I just got here
Metric_Furlong: only one way to find out
TXC2: smell, 100000%
PixelArtDragon: It's okay, we're volumetric shit compactors
TheMerricat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou there is strong evidence that maybe we are in a cultist simulator game :P
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh. oh dear.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, they were meat before. Now they're packaged meat.
Didero: Go on, taste some!
quasi79fu: so this game is a allegory on the meat industry?? id di use the word allegory right???
PixelArtDragon: It's not anyone's fault that they were made of meat!
sydnius: nomnomnom
beowuuf: Yeah, this is less 'eat the rich' and more "Eat!" - The Rich
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay but the pigeons are not sentient, right? is this a Goofy & Pluto situation?
Pteraspidomorphi: That is the correct use of the word I believe
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou it seems to only be mammals that are walking and talking
Ignatiuspants: there's probably been a big market for illegal red meat ever since all the mammals became humanoid
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so fish and birds are still fair game (heh)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: chickens are still on the menu then?
TheMerricat: I think we've pegged Clarissa as a polar bear?
quasi79fu: it would be hilarious if Clarissa is a meat eating Cow
kusinohki: I've missed a bit. Has the game (or chat) made a "dog eat dog world" joke yet?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ahhhh yes yet another crime that could have been solved by universal healthcare
PixelArtDragon: She has several hearts, actually
TheMerricat: @kusinohki .......
e_bloc: I think you're a cop
beowuuf: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou sergeJustRight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: now the real question is, is there going to be a mad cow disease plotline
SerFabry subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
SerFabry: Oh no my streak lapsed
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SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:18.
Didero: Louis isn't going to survive this story, is he?
AmberLampLight: I was gone for a bit, is it not always raining?
f_tan_theta: I like the rain drop effect on the "camera"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Didero odds aren't great
beowuuf: @Didero survival rate for otters so far is 50% but.... i'm not holding out hope
quasi79fu: oooh honey not appple sticks sound amazing
PixelArtDragon: How many loons do we have?
TXC2: voices are hard
Didero: I can't even make my own voice sound good :p
Didero: There's still time to pave the save Kappa
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kusinohki: imagine every voice sounds like Carrie Floyd's "space lemur" voice.... really changes the tone
Didero: I wonder if the other stores are the source if you go in them first
PharaohBender27: @Didero I don't think so, since the truck stopped in front of the liquor store before we entered any of them.
Didero: @Didero Ah right, good point
TheMerricat: it's gonna be sad when we realize Tolly was the mastermind behind all of this.
RandomTrivia: I must have missed this episode of OddTaxi lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW
beowuuf: wow, 2 1/2 hrs already?
The_Voices: kitty desk clerk!
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love and adore beyond measure!!!!! <3
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
kusinohki waves at hexy
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
gualdhar: whelp
RandomTrivia: "Does your language include the word 'bye'?" Wow
sydnius: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
TXC2: plants are the best people yes
Trixalicious: that was not what I expected to hear
beowuuf: lrrHEART
mowdownjoe: This game gets Kathleen.
TheMerricat: chat don't Google a Wolfjob.....
floki4242: @themerricat I didn't plan on it
Thagnok: Racoon in a house coat. Have I missed the Panalyst jokes?
Didero: Platforming section!
kusinohki: I wasn't tempted to google until merricat mentioned it.... thanks. :P
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I just inferred what was going on there.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "wolfjob" well that brings back some memes I didn't want brought back
sydnius: raccoons are great climbers
RandomTrivia: !y
quasi79fu: gooose on the rooof
quasi79fu: HOOONKKKK
PharaohBender27: HahaGoose !
NimrodXIV: honk
Didero: Oh no, there's a goose on there, we're gonna die
TXC2: that HVAC is at least as high up as that ladder :p
ShaneLeeAtk: Game Grumps and their influence...
djalternative: oh. wow. I haven't thought about wolfjob in so long
skysonglark: a goose!
PharaohBender27: Oh no we're a thief!
kusinohki: um, the bottom rung of that ladder is the same height as the edge of the AC unit. 0/10, game unplayable
TXC2: a goose lose abose this house
itomathefuzzy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
itomathefuzzy: Whoooooo Kathleen and a game I've been looking forward too~
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richard_ermen: Is the game sound really quiet?
sydnius: umbrella corp agin…..
RandomTrivia: Wait what
Didero: Video game logic!
RandomTrivia: Oh ok that makes sense
PharaohBender27: Big brain play!
richard_ermen: A....a logical puzzle?! IN A VIDEOGAME?!
quasi79fu: can speak to the gooose
RandomTrivia: That umbrella? A key. The ladder? A door.
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: we found an umbrella in raccoon city
TXC2: that's not video game logic, that's Agatha Christy logic :p
Earthenone: !y
Metric_Furlong: 11/10 goty
RandomTrivia: YOU CAN PET THE GOOSE! benginLove
PharaohBender27: Oh, I guess geezers mean geese in this game
Didero: WHY would you climb onto the ballustrade for that?!
TheAinMAP: HahaGoose
beowuuf: untitles goose sub-game
floki4242: things you can only do in video games
NimrodXIV: oh that's a 'geezer'
Penguino_Rojo: and it didn't try to kill you? fake goose
Earthenone: do geese try and kill raccons?
richard_ermen: @Didero Petting a goose is its own reward ^^
josh___something: petting a goose is dangerous business
ContingentCat: clearly the goose is biding it's time, luring us into a false sense of security
quasi79fu: putties from the power rangers???
itomathefuzzy: I'd say to be weary of a woman named circe in a video game but you're already an animal man
beowuuf: lol
kusinohki: does animal Circe turn animals into humans?
TXC2: she turns them into other, less popular animals Kappa
itomathefuzzy: yeah and then everyone is like "what's wrong with your face!?"
richard_ermen: Someone with very expensive taste lives here
The_Voices: im reminded of jumanji
kusinohki: a planet where apes evolved from man!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
prine99: lrrCREEPL
skysonglark: what a rude child
e_bloc: roll for initiative
beowuuf: let it all out
sydnius: eat the rich
The_Voices: oh my
TXC2: oh no, it's a cross animal wife swap situation
Nigouki: oh, they're getting up to some monkey business
richard_ermen: Are they...cannibals?
ContingentCat: meat in stuff with animal people always feels weird
TXC2: ape crossed with a lion? is this how we get thundercats?
Didero: They did cut up a sentient otter for meat
beowuuf: @TXC2 headcanon updated
beowuuf: biochemistry you say...?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man I wanna live in Science City
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Eccentric Family
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *bangs fists on table* cult! cult! cult! cult!
ContingentCat: def. cult
skysonglark: @Pteraspidomorphi yeah it does
TXC2: it's only a cult if they have robes Kappa
beowuuf: i mean if this is in the far future... what protein do human like animals actually have to eat, since they seem to live in 1930s style world?
quasi79fu: science is Hard
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Science IS hard. cult or not.
beowuuf: @TXC2 if it's just a nice shirt it's a cuff
Sniknob: Any cultists in chat peeSip
TXC2: beowuuf booo :p
beowuuf: #NotACult
kusinohki: I think I prefer Magic Town to Science City
quasi79fu: Monkeybuttttt!!!!!!!!
quasi79fu: gotta get a dose of that MOnkeybuttt
TXC2: asimov's first law and all that
quasi79fu: drugs are bad?? Is that the first law
floki4242: legally distinct not a cult
Ignatiuspants: sufficiently advanced Science City exports are indistinguishable from what you get in Magic Town
beowuuf: zeroth law: drugs are awesome
TXC2: consult your doctor if drugs are right for you
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hey so today's protip if you have a 2017 MacBook Pro and you think, "I'll just take the spacebar off and clean it," .....don't.
sydnius: lizard!
quasi79fu: thanks for the protip..... question why would i want to take off the space bar???
TXC2: Vote Lizard, Vote Kathleen
quasi79fu: ALso can I get alcohol from the Space Bar???
Didero: oh no the game has a quiz
InquisitorGaia: d4ugs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to clean underneath because it feelssticky. turns out that's not a dirt thing. it's a weirdkeyboard design thing
quasi79fu: oh
SpacePotato01: Also, she gets to not get eaten...
TXC2: weird = YOU broke it, so now you have to buy a new one, ha ha ha :P
beowuuf: classism and sexism
Didero: Are they trying to genetically engineer humans?
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou please note I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking apple's planed obsolescence, just wanted to make that clear
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sighhhh
BusTed: honk
TXC2: it's like a baby!
RandomTrivia: LUL
quasi79fu: Honk
RandomTrivia: !y
kusinohki: "do you want zombies? because this is how you get zombies"
gualdhar: this game is so unrealistic, the goose isn't trying to kill them
beowuuf: goose friend!
Lord_ZYRK: gdqHONK
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: things I shouldhave googledbeforeI did this
sydnius: gin yes plz
kusinohki: private eye hours
e_bloc: that's just death stranding
quasi79fu: thick black a swamp???
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:52:13.
quasi79fu: tha gator got em
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's PT
sydnius: @e_bloc LUL
TXC2: "I haven't slept a lot and I'm very tired" now there's the big mood
beowuuf: @TXC2 only beaten by 'i have slept a lot and i'm very tired'
TXC2: beowuuf ooof :p
Didero: Why have these people turned into psychologists all of a sudden?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Didero gin
quasi79fu: creeepy...hes watching her sleeep
Earthenone: gin
Didero: The top ape changed
gualdhar: maybe its just me, but it looked like there was the start of a romance option in there? idk
TXC2: that's one daper looking Polar bear
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrKATHLEEN ! lrrHEART
richard_ermen: Thaaaankx ^^
Earthenone: trust in autosave, and close the aplication?
Didero: who are all these names
Sniknob: Don't trust the auto save I closed the game and got softlocked tlexDepresso
beowuuf: cool
beowuuf: have a good rest of your day!
PharaohBender27: @Sniknob Oh no! :(
Sniknob: Sorry I meant not to quit during dialogue
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Kathleen! lrrHEART lrrDARK
Didero: What could possibly go wrong? :p
TXC2: take one on faith
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Kathleen!
Didero: Thanks for the chat, chat!
SpacePotato01: thanks for streaming
beowuuf: !stormcount
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 25 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 24, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 300, new followers: 6
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thopterspynetwork!
djalternative: I've got an hour till G piloting magic
TXC2: yeah you can buy up to 6 months of Sub at a time
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !events
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beowuuf: @djalternative watch crack-a-pack four times :p
Nigouki: THanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks Kathleen, enjoy your lunch
TXC2: !patreon
Riiiiiiis: baiiiii
LRRbot: 2662 patrons for a total of $19,855.25 per month.
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
GenericHerooo: Bye! < TwitchUnity
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: it's been fun!
The_Quiet_Alestain: Have a nice day! Bye!
Ignatiuspants: take care, everybody!
PharaohBender27: o/ lrrDARK lrrHEART
TXC2: goodnight everybody
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream
beowuuf: night txc2
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
KeytarCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (48m from now).