TXC2: title change
beowuuf: ooooh
beowuuf: can't draw two or more wheels club is a go!
beowuuf: or i guess the condition is that the number of wheels cannot become greater than the number of saddles
TehAmelie: oh hey Going Under is on a 50% sale
TehAmelie: here's hoping not everyone bought it immediately in that stream
beowuuf: start new account, rebuy game. clearly the only option :p
Azralorne: fake your own death, take on a new identity, buy the game under new name
TehAmelie: i think none of those would actually save any money
TXC2: seems excessive but Ok
beowuuf: i'm glad we're getting some sensible ideas out here :) also sergeHi az!
beowuuf: it's not about saving money it's about sending a message, clearly :p
Azralorne: lol
Azralorne: yeaaaah you get it
TehAmelie: evidently
Azralorne: also hiiiiiiii
TXC2: hello Azralorne welcome
Asimech: @TehAmelie That doesn't make any sense. Taking advantage of a sale will always save money. Even if it ends up rotting in your Steam Mausoleum.
TehAmelie: dangit, someone already drew a horse https://i.imgur.com/H8qIptW.jpg
TehAmelie: your secondary, entirely unused steam masoleum that you installed just to have multiple copies of discount games
corianderd: @TehAmelie that's a good horse
beowuuf: might be a badger with a fancy hat and confusing hirst name
beowuuf: *first
Asimech: I mean you can't just have a mausoleum. You need to start with a crypt.
beowuuf: i mean it would be foolish to create a full price game mausoleum, that would just be decadent :p
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Asimech: @beowuuf Exactly!
beowuuf: @GapFiller sergeHi hello clive, i'm dad... wait...
TehAmelie: trotting at maximum speed!
beowuuf: it felt lonely and wanted to join the fun?
Asimech: Obs it got curious and wanted to SEE what was going on.
TehAmelie: is trotting horse races still a thing? it's weird to me they want to make horses run not quite as fast as they can
GapFiller: its prob kinda to the horse
beowuuf: in an infinite universe everything is possible
TXC2: here we GO!
TehAmelie: g'day
TXC2: TehAmelie we do have walking races at the Olympics :p
beowuuf: hey cori! hey az!
ContingentCat: Hi Cori and Az
TXC2: Hello Cori and Az
TehAmelie: yeah but humans like doing things weird ways
TXC2: TehAmelie true
beowuuf: cameron's egg ian is very cool
GapFiller: heh race walking
TXC2: "suffer!" "jokes on you, I was doing that anyway"
beowuuf: cyles that went to university
BusTed: 🐴
beowuuf: oh no, that's where that c came from
TXC2: the ALWAYS good slide show
TXC2: Flawless
BusTed: What is the unicycle of horses?
beowuuf: god's perfect presentation
CaptainSpam: Well, it goes without saying.
ContingentCat: flawless logic
beowuuf: think in terms of saddles
TXC2: "Mono means one, and Rail means Rail"
TehAmelie: brevity is the soul of wit or something
GapFiller: Scott Steiner wd be proud o this maths
Brozard: How does the unihorse wear pants?
beowuuf: it's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall about the saddles
kusinohki: was a little late for stream. glad I was in time for that (whatever that was)
Angnor33: Which half of the horse is the unicycle? Front or back?
beowuuf: @kusinohki it was perfect. that is all we need to know
beowuuf: draw, cycle, acquire land
kusinohki: can't draw bicycles club... the sequel to this show
ContingentCat: fewer unicycles than ears out there
Asimech: I am certain not many people have complained about their inability to draw unicycles as have lamented about their inability to draw bicycles, yes.
ContingentCat: um what
beowuuf: babycycle one
Angnor33: Ahh. They're playing polo.
TXC2: Fuck why isn't this sport in the Olympics
aiamethyst: I need to up my presentation game to compete with that
LordZarano: This scene is much louder
TXC2: Also Az is WAY louder on this scene
beowuuf: if you're engaged in polo on a unicycle, you're not playing. this is clearly serious bizniz
kusinohki: the goalie doesn't appear to be on a unicycle
CaptainSpam: For the advanced class, we will draw a scene from the SNES game, Uniracers (Unirally in Europe).
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LordZarano: Drawing bicycles from memory is the true challenge
beowuuf: @aiamethyst just show off your boros control feature match :)
beowuuf: also we reserve monster for the creations that usually occur later in the stream
TehAmelie: Unirally was great, though my foremost memory of it is pestering the Nintendo hotline to help me beat the score competitions
comfortablepenguin: I’ve watched a few of the VODs of can’t draw horses club, but it’s normally on while I’m at work, so it’s nice to have a day off and be able to be here in person
beowuuf: welcome to the live version :) sergeHi
comfortablepenguin: It’s so relaxing
TXC2: hello comfortablepenguin welcome
kusinohki: I'm just going to move my elbows like this and walk forward. whatever happens after that is your fault.
CaptainSpam: @TehAmelie Shame that Unirally was forced off the market by Pixar... lrrAWW
BusTed: Remember Uniracers?
beowuuf: the night is young
kusinohki: unicycle of pulley?
kusinohki: of = or
GapFiller: BusTed Yes!
josh___something: That's an evil laugh if I've ever heard one XD
CaptainSpam: @BusTed Yep. aka Unirally in Europe.
TXC2: we're cracker lacking, we don't have enough for the charcuterie board kappa
ElementalAlchemist: a mystery for the ages
kusinohki: random thought - unicycles don't have a bike chain, so no gears? or are there certain brands that do?
TXC2: those aren't calfs, they're cows Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: All the ones I've seen are pedals attached directly to the wheel
TehAmelie: those boys have taken their promethen spuppilations
ContingentCat: I believe I've heard of mountain unicycles so presumably they have some kinds of gears?
TehAmelie: and other Dave's Spokesman words
beowuuf: it's clearly cheats, they have bum magnets and iron saddles MiniK
TehAmelie: whenever i try to ride a unicycle my whole body is like "what is balance?"
Asimech: I'm not sure there are unicycles with a "free" gear. That is, the thing where the pedals don't move but can still move forward if you have momentum.
ElementalAlchemist: simple solution: wear the skates on your butt
BusTed: @kusinohki Basically just a 1:1 gear ratio, I guess.
frnknstn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:30.
Asimech: @ContingentCat I'm checking those up now.
TehAmelie: what if we gave them gears by making the pedal spokes shorter or longer?
TehAmelie: *extendable
TXC2: we used to do floor hockey in the scouts when they didn't have anything better for us to do :p
beowuuf: yeah, canada is expensive due to that fifth season, canadark
Asimech: According to Wikipedia mountain unicycling is done with regular, no gears and no freewheel unicycles.
beowuuf: more shoe expenses per year
TehAmelie: telescoping pedals, it'll change the game, i tell ya
TehAmelie: i'll take one million dollars please
TXC2: "damn kids and their 3 wheels, back in my day we had 1 and where damn grateful"
beowuuf: back in our day we had one LARGE wheel and liked having a tiny wheel to balance with
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] You've succeed in saying something upsetting.
LRRbot: New quote #7704: "You've succeed in saying something upsetting." —Cori [2021-07-26]
ContingentCat: it occurs to me just now a fair amount of my not enjoying team sports may have been we hadn't figured out I had horrible vision yet
Asimech: People have apparently made freewheeling unicycles. And they're harder to ride b/c less balance control.
beowuuf: can't draw heads club
Brozard: Human 2.0
kusinohki: human 2.0 - fix the laugh/drinking same time problem
aiamethyst: oh, they did make more reboot
aiamethyst: it was not good
beowuuf: :(
f_tan_theta: wow this is relevant to my interests
ContingentCat: is this like the avatar movie that doesn't exist?
beowuuf: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
josh___something: !listen
aiamethyst: I do prefer the reality where I am wrong about that
TehAmelie: more like Rebooot
TXC2: they also didn't make more captain scarlet, no sir
kusinohki: that's a dangerous power for cori...
beowuuf: wow lrrbot, i guess you're right, but...
josh___something: Dang it, that's sub only... right
aiamethyst: Reboot: The Guardian Code
aiamethyst: oh no, it was a live action cgi hybrid about high schoolers
beowuuf: @TehAmelie sergeJustRight
beowuuf: it's the children that are wrong...
TXC2: oh no it's live action
ContingentCat: oh no
kusinohki: live action reboot? I feel like that misses the point?
beowuuf: @josh___something i just triggered lrrbot, you might have just hit the cooldown
aiamethyst: I'm still here, it takes more than that to make me cry
Anubis169: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TXC2: looking at the poster for that show remindes me of the line from Dash Swordslash :p
beowuuf: we gte it lrrbot :p
LordZarano: !cmdlist
comfortablepenguin: Aww, he can’t reach the pedals
TXC2: !standings
LRRbot: See the standings of the great gladiator games here: lrr.cc/gbggstandings
Asimech: @kusinohki They also made Sabrina without cat-sass, so missing the point seems like the point of TV series reboots.
kusinohki: hrm, unicyclecorn or unicorncycle?
TehAmelie: that's what unicorn magic is for
beowuuf: habit txc2?
beowuuf: and aww, chat / listen *is* sub only
TXC2: beowuuf no, i wanted to look up who won and had forgotten before now :p
beowuuf: @TXC2 aaaaaah :D yeah, that was some set of matches yesterday, but we don't need to know which deck stomped which deck
LordZarano: !they
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beowuuf: oh, we have that here too? nice
ContingentCat: oh that's a nice command
aiamethyst: what, did I miss a sword drawing episode?
beowuuf: adam had it on his channel while doing fighting games
TXC2: hockey stick is just long sword with a curve
ContingentCat: round enough
beowuuf: why does this feel as if cori is stealth trying to make a perfectly normal unicycle adventure game?
kusinohki: AFGNCAAP - ageless, faceless, gender neutral, culturally ambiguous adventure person. I find it describes he she or it fairly well. - Zork grand inquisitor
TehAmelie: yes a hockey stick is literally a karate sword
TXC2: I feel like Alex would be into sword drawing
aiamethyst: hmm, I don't really draw swords I just make them
TXC2: kusinohki I read that as afgan-i-cap :p
ContingentCat: interesting flex but ok
beowuuf: lrrWOW
aiamethyst: usually someone else has already drawn it
TehAmelie: just remembered i've heard this joke before. it was a whole cartoon about hockey being from Hokkaido
xantos69: Just tuned in. So is this unicycle field hockey?
aiamethyst: but I'm game
kusinohki: if a sword is drawn, blood must be spilled!
TXC2: xantos69 indeed it is
f_tan_theta: Unicycle hockey is fun, easier than unicycle basketball because you have the stick to lean on
beowuuf: we always need some hockey to leeeean oooon
TXC2: Gods calling travelling in unicycle basketball must be a nightmare
kusinohki: how do you tackle in unicycle football (american) ??
beowuuf: @TXC2 lrrWOW
comfortablepenguin: My problem with swords is that I’m always really ambitious about how straight of a line I can draw and should really just pull out a straight-edge
xantos69: I feel like this sport can only end when somebody accidentally puts their stick into the spokes of another player causing catastrophic crashes.
comfortablepenguin: And then they look like floppy rubber prop swords
beowuuf: @kusinohki feels like a finger *doot* would do it
kusinohki: do you need 2 straight edges for a double edged sword?
TehAmelie: or chicken races where nobody chickens. . .
comfortablepenguin: Nah @kusinohki just draw around the outside of a pencil lol
Anubis169: kusinohki: nope, ever seen a flamberge?
Anubis169: or those wavy daggers?
TXC2: ah the flamberge, such a disappointing Dark souls weapon
LordZarano: I can't find any images of horses wielding swords :(
kusinohki: jai lai is a different sport
TXC2: "Cori is a path to powers some people consider unnatural."
beowuuf: yeah, courts have been fairly lax on highlighter face in the last few centuries
wildpeaks: unicycles, the one-legged horses of the modern world
ContingentCat: venta black pants
beowuuf: no according to cori's presentation wildpeaks :p
comfortablepenguin: @wildpeaks though a little worse on cobblestone
PixelArtDragon: Look at me, I'm the artist now
beowuuf: The Artist Is Streaming
kusinohki: @wildpeaks that reminds me of some documentary where they were trying to build a robotic horse. they had a successful "1 legged horse" (pogo stick basically) but had lots of trouble scaling it up to 4 legs
LordZarano: Update: I have found this gif of a Disney horse wielding a sword https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c6/0c/26/c60c268fa690cbeffcabae20b736d81e.gif
beowuuf: @LordZarano the dark souls film seems to take some liberties with the source material...
TehAmelie: ooh i wanna play pogo polo. which i'm sure someone has tried before
ElementalAlchemist: but we can't say you're cool because that would be a judgment
ContingentCat: why else should we be judging you Az?
beowuuf: how does unicorn balance so well?
Akaiatana: The unicorn IS pretty ungulate
ElementalAlchemist: oh, like one of those pony ride machines at the grocery store
kusinohki: I think balance is all in the horn?
beowuuf: aaaaah, the unicorn and the unicycle are one, like a centicorn really
ElementalAlchemist: but you can actually go somewhere
TehAmelie: Dr McNinja had a similar villain, it was great
TXC2: "it's the seat"oh oh that changes things
f_tan_theta: it's deceit
beowuuf: ^
Akaiatana: Can't draw horses seat
beowuuf: can you? yes. should you? yes.
Akaiatana: It's a hockey stickman
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
beowuuf: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
ContingentCat: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #5138: "I don't understand half the crap you people are saying. I love it, but I don't understand it." —James [2018-07-05]
TXC2: brutal beowuuf
ContingentCat: on point LRRbot
beowuuf: look, i said yay :p i can't be held responsible for lrrbot
kusinohki: that's a james quote? sounds more like Jacob
beowuuf: perfectly normal sports adventure game
beowuuf: jacob would say 'you'not 'it' :)
beowuuf: !tiltyquote
LRRbot: "You're gonna be subjected to some goddamn puns." — Jacob (via tiltyhouse)
TXC2: !clips
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ElementalAlchemist: ah, classic quote 140
beowuuf: perfectly. normal. storts. adventure.
Terook: lol
PixelArtDragon: Is this... rotoscoping?
ElementalAlchemist: at least 0
kusinohki: the referee isn't on a unicycle. I'm disappointed
beowuuf: roll d10. 10 = all are unicorns
beowuuf: @kusinohki tiny unicycles on shoes
TehAmelie: judges rarely play by the game rules themselves
beowuuf: do what i say not what i do
PixelArtDragon: Ice hockey refs wear skates
Asimech: No, no. Cori also has a point: Why isn't the audience on unicycles too?
PixelArtDragon: lrrIAN sighted
Lord_ZYRK: In soccer the referee has to wear shin guards and occasionally fake an injury MiniK
TXC2: drink
TehAmelie: the mini kappa makes that line perfect
PixelArtDragon: Given the orientation of the photo, is this a manscape?
TehAmelie: a slightly Dutch manscape
Lord_ZYRK: Yunks, like the boat
beowuuf: yes! :D
TXC2: Akaiatana fantastic work
TehAmelie: uns, like the sound of a dance beat
Lord_ZYRK: This club is about not drawing horses, not experiencing joy, dammit!
Astra7525: oh wow... it took me a while to notice the unicycles...
TehAmelie: an un, several uns uns uns
beowuuf: what if lack of horses brings joy?
TXC2: then what a disturbing world it would be beowuuf
Lord_ZYRK: Don't bring your fetishes into Twitch Chat, beowuuf
TehAmelie: what if we're supposed to laugh 300 times a day?
TehAmelie: for health
beowuuf: look, don't shame me for skimming the Marie Kondo book chat :p
Lord_ZYRK: Some of my hardest laughing has been at very unpleasant things
TXC2: "just don't look, just don't look"
beowuuf: if only we could find something to spark joy like that rider has found joy in riding that unicornunicycle
Lord_ZYRK: Like the "came downstairs at exactly the moment to catch the dog squatting to pee on the floor, who then crab-ran in fear knowing she shouldn't be doing that causing me to laugh hysterically for about fifteen minutes at the river of piss through the entire ground floor of the house that I now have to clean up"
TehAmelie: ehe
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME
Lord_ZYRK: She looped back around the legs of the dining room table
TXC2: like a fairground ride
Lord_ZYRK: I had to move several pieces of furniture
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK good grief :p
beowuuf: ^
Akaiatana: Are giants with one wheel 'unicyclops?'
TXC2: just the one grandmother?
TehAmelie: if they're normally two wheeled giants (?)
kusinohki: racing snail?
BrowneePoints: Uzumaki style, where it goes on interminably. Am I making fun of spirals? Or Naruto? Could be both
TehAmelie: can the unicornunicycle be a sex education advocate that jumps around yelling "virginity is a myth"
TehAmelie: ?
TXC2: TehAmelie what do you mean by that?
LurkerSpine: tazmanian devil?
TehAmelie: might not make sense unless you've seen Boneathan
Akaiatana: Anthro Pros
TXC2: ok, I was thinking it was about hymens not breaking or something
TehAmelie: breakin down the stereotypes of unicorns and such
ContingentCat: they're part of stage 1 of unfucking your house
TXC2: I feel like Unicycle hockey is a sport played in Nsberg
Akaiatana: The snail runs a gastro pub
Akaiatana: 'Terry Fox' writes itself here :P
ContingentCat: it's a gastro pub that never checks IDs
TXC2: Akaiatana is Terry Fox using the unicycle for his leg? Kappa
ANameYouCanRead: Escargottem
TXC2: ANameYouCanRead :d
TXC2: :D
beowuuf: is this the poisonous snail nemesis from panalysts?
Akaiatana: Also here, because Ottawa
beowuuf: @ANameYouCanRead sergeJustRight
PixelArtDragon: The same one? That sounds inefficient
ContingentCat: huh I've wondered why Ottawa has a bus route called Terry Fox
TXC2: Terry Fox, only the 2nd best Canadian for some reason :p
Akaiatana: @ContingentCat THAT'S because there's a Terry Gox Drive, it's a place
Akaiatana: Fox*]
ContingentCat: @Akaiatana ah mystery solved.
TXC2: is that what Global warming is then? a Conspiracy to kill Canada ?
PixelArtDragon: You know what animal isn't the villain enough? Cows.
beowuuf: go the eddie izzard route and have the evil giraffe
beowuuf: lol, what joyfilled person is that? :)
TXC2: how fast can ezty get on this idea?
TXC2: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
ContingentCat: I have a feeling that will be difficult to find
Mai_Andra: wheeee!
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beowuuf: it all ties together!
Akaiatana: Wheel life is stranger than fiction
TXC2: I don't think Eddie has done stand up in like 20 years :P
Mai_Andra: I only know Eddie Izzard from "Mystery Men." xivGoob
beowuuf: i never remembered her riding a unicyle, it's possibly just one of these side skills like 52 marathons
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: look, everone needs to look at the cori picture and play this song https://soundcloud.com/corianderd/we-like-to-partybus-is-coming
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
beowuuf: night txc2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Az
beowuuf: hey now, hey now, hear what i say now, happiness is just around the corner (spoilers, it's a unicorn unicycle)
TehAmelie: by wheel, horn and sparkles
TehAmelie: be free
beowuuf: my brain wants that to be the new helm's deep battlecry
TehAmelie: the unicornunicyle can ride on walls or anything, but it doesn't have a seat belt
Asimech: Well now I'm imagining Spider-man unicycling on a ceiling.
wildpeaks: even better: DJ Nun on a unicycle
Asimech: Also Spider-Gwen.
beowuuf: wb sergeHi
Asimech: I'm not entirely sure that didn't happen, @wildpeaks
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: For whatever reason Cori's vengabus makes me think of the This Year/Space Jam Theme mix
beowuuf: someone put the magnets the wrong way around in the butt, and it's repelling against the saddle
ghyllnox: Up is a kind of away
Kaorti: Cool shades on a unicycle
wildpeaks: a sub.. on a unicycle
wildpeaks: half sandwich, hald submarine
Kaorti: y'know, a sub
josh___something: Artist's choice?
Kaorti: like ... a sub?
ghyllnox: And tied up
TehAmelie: or subwoofer, or submissive
LordZarano: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
wildpeaks: oh dear, I didn't even think about the 4th meaning :D
Kaorti: all four at once
beowuuf: Mantrix is the name of a unicorn, surely :p
PixelArtDragon: Oops all booty
beowuuf: bus is coming, or at leas tthe big ol' trunk
wildpeaks: "I like big booty and I'm running of space on this canvas"
Kaorti: A diptych. The Document Object Model and a Subwoofer. Both on unicycles.
LordZarano: Draw Sub Zero standing on a submarine eating a sub listening to a subwoofer
wildpeaks: @LordZarano ohh nice
LordZarano: and holding a submachine gun
beowuuf: @LordZarano i'm learning a lot about sub-zero and scorpion's releationship...
beowuuf: ah, we've reached the cryptid part of the evening, good, good
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (James reads some subs, that's it, that's all there is here.) at Mon 04:30 PM PDT (2:07 from now).
LordZarano: and plugging in a D-SUB connector
Kaorti: ;D
beowuuf: all this happening on the roof of a subaru
Kaorti: Subaru eh?
TehAmelie: with an audience of subscribers
ContingentCat: oh ow
ContingentCat: *wow
beowuuf: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: meatball subs are great
beowuuf: you can just feel the crisness of the lettice, and the quiet screaming due to no mouth
TehAmelie: it can be sentient without being wet (i hope)
ContingentCat: is that better?
DeM0nFiRe: Sick of society putting unrealistic structural integrity standards on sentient sandwiches
LordZarano: Oh, of course, it's sentient. That makes it MUCH better
sporkraptor: don't have a pastrami, man
beowuuf: at least it doesn't have... external organs? so... yay?
TehAmelie: does subway bread need more sugar in their diet than real bread?
beowuuf: :D
TehAmelie: (topical humor)
beowuuf: stream over, we've peaked
sporkraptor: I'm sorry, I broke everything XD
Terook: :D
beowuuf: LOL
sporkraptor: I like the idea that it's actually smiling and just wearing the sunglasses in the wrong place because it doesn't have eyes
beowuuf: this sub is teaching our kids the coolness and value of hockey dammit!
TehAmelie: if the cop says "that must be great, i've lost my fun", it may be time to run
wildpeaks: perfect
TehAmelie: a periscope?
BlueChloroplast: taco
nalha: tacocat?
DeM0nFiRe: tacos aren't sentient, come on now
TehAmelie: a taco is shaped like a saddle, there has to be something there
ContingentCat: what about a buritto?
beowuuf: batcycle
BlueChloroplast: uni-bat
TehAmelie: i think it and Az draws it xD
beowuuf: go with az on a journey here...
wildpeaks: it could be unithing at this point
nalha: Plumbus?
beowuuf: uh, judge, someone's taco went and ate that hockey unicyclist. That's gotta be, like, a free shot at least?
TehAmelie: holy guacamole wheel
beowuuf: @wildpeaks sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: um????
beowuuf: oh no, i hope that doens't go on cori's permanent record :(
Furvias: I see a saddle with fuzz
zosiks_: pierogi!!! GivePLZ
beowuuf: oooh, nooo, it's gooey :(
Furvias: Nooope nevermind
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TehAmelie: wasn't expecting a body horror unicycle today it must be said
ContingentCat: oh no?
Asimech: @Furvias Oh no, not the fuzz!
BlueChloroplast: meatball?
DeM0nFiRe: We probably deserve it
Terook: lmao
beowuuf: @TehAmelie after this many cdhc streams, why not? :p
Furvias: I see an H.R. Geiger Taco Unicycle
TehAmelie: they barely have a body
Furvias: And I can't unsee it now
wildpeaks: I have no mouth and I must eat tacos
beowuuf: @DeM0nFiRe you're phone autocorrected "definitely" there :p
nalha: It's perfect
TehAmelie: the real horror is the taco has surströmming in it
ContingentCat: not a person, a possum or something rides that
nalha: reverse Mermaid!
beowuuf: headcanon is that person already exists in this picture, just.... ingested
sporkraptor: fish taco
Furvias: Reverse Mermaid
sporkraptor: kitten!
BlueChloroplast: it is beautiful
sporkraptor: chicken taco?
PixelArtDragon: Mood
andysoo89: How about a centaur? Kappa
BlueChloroplast: :D
ElementalAlchemist: hi Ian, good choice on not acknowledging this situation
Furvias: Spider Rider!
Asimech: Squid?
Terook: i'm trying to imagine what it would be like to ride on rofl
TehAmelie: what if the rider is a clown?
Furvias: Or an anthropomorphized Avacado?
BlueChloroplast: GlitchLit
ElementalAlchemist: We're worried about it.
ElementalAlchemist: Your past actions have indicated that we should be worried about it.
Furvias: Yay I won something on the internet
Furvias: This never happens!
beowuuf: i went for a snack and came back no longer needing to eat snack, nor sleep, nor live in darkened rooms ever again
TehAmelie: now the worst thing i can imagine is chowing down on a taco and finding an avocado pit
beowuuf: we *absolutely* trust you az.... what we trust you to do is maybe the debate :p
beowuuf: oh, details made it so much better
BlueChloroplast: cuute
Asimech: @beowuuf And how well we'll be able to handle the results is also up for speculation.
beowuuf: excuse me while i go back to the vod, and the happier times a thirty seconds ago :p
BlueChloroplast: baby!
Asimech: So their navel is the pit left by the seed? Which is their eye?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Furvias: He has the look of an avocado that has never seen toast and I am happy about it
KeytarCat: Olives!
Terook: babycado :o
ContingentCat: the stem?
DeM0nFiRe: Avocado Golem
TehAmelie: a baby avocado cyclops riding a taco unicycle. totally normal Horse Club stuff
beowuuf: sentient twinkie floor?
Furvias: Well Avocado Gollum is SO going in my next One Shot campaign
Furvias: just got to work out.... how
beowuuf: @TehAmelie restrictions breed creativity. Without being allowed to draw horses, we get this. This is what we get. This is our reward. We are being rewarded here.
sporkraptor: YES
Furvias: YES
sporkraptor: *cackle*
BlueChloroplast: :D
sporkraptor: not specifically but yes XD
beowuuf: someone doesn't have their unicorn unicycle irl yet, and is maybe a little bit hurt...
ElementalAlchemist: note: Oglaf is NSFOW
ElementalAlchemist: NSFW
ElementalAlchemist: for sure
BlueChloroplast: some comics are safe
sporkraptor: it's not bad, just--yeah.
ElementalAlchemist: It's definitely not bad, but it has content
sporkraptor: it's very gender-affirmative!
beowuuf: look, there are literally ones of sfw oglaf strips
Furvias: It's very funny, just some weeks are AGRESSIVLY NSFW
Bearudite: not safe for many things including work
sporkraptor: definitely not something to show to kids unless you're ready for some *really* awkward conversations
sporkraptor: but pretty uniformly hilarious XD
Furvias: @sporkraptor Or you want to UTTERLY end some awkward conversations
sporkraptor: @Furvias true! XD
BlueChloroplast: "sex comedy" is how the clickthrough page describes it
Asimech: Oglaf for Children: B/c leaving it to media to handle The Talk for your kids is tradition and it wouldn't be proper tradition if it couldn't scar them.
beowuuf: never
PixelArtDragon: Go right*
niccus: we'll need to do a full root cause analysis
Furvias: You didn't go wrong
Furvias: You went so right!
beowuuf: @niccus no amount of whys will cover this, and we can't do fractal fishbone diagrames yet
TehAmelie: the meatball moves on its own, eh
Asimech: But this is more like The Moving Meatball.
Furvias: Is this a telekinetic baby avocado?
f_tan_theta: the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Bearudite: "Moving rock the rock that moves" that have the same energy as "deathbed the bed that eats people"
TehAmelie: i recall a riddle: what is brown and round and zooms around in the woods at 50 km/h even though it should only be 30?
Asimech: PSA: Please do not ride the avocado babies. They're a protected species of babies.
wildpeaks: avocado baby looks adorable
beowuuf: @TehAmelie ?
TehAmelie: A: an illegally modded meatball
beowuuf: lrrWOW :D
Furvias: I would like a print of the baby avocado on a poster to hang in my office
Furvias: Just to enjoy refusing to explain it
sporkraptor: body pillow
PixelArtDragon: Wait. Why is the avocado sliced in half? What has befallen the poor avocado?
Furvias: Cori, what do you think is in the taco?
TehAmelie: i'm thinking it's a fish taco, and here's the secret to making the taco unicycle roll: the fish has turned
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Asimech: @PixelArtDragon It hasn't been sliced in half. It can just do that thing armadillos etc. do except they seal up perfectly.
Asimech: Avocadillo.
ContingentCat: I think that would be a crime
Bearudite: Sapient Alligator Pear Child
BlueChloroplast: you do tattoos?
beowuuf: can't legally advocate tattoos club
beowuuf: can't legally advocate avocado tattoos club
BlueChloroplast: I mean if you put it in the tattoo book someone will eventually
PixelArtDragon: @beowuuf Advocato
f_tan_theta: ayyy nice unispin
Furvias: The mini I painted last night on my desk doesn't look that clean
Furvias: you are solid
beowuuf: @beowuuf sergeJustRight
Furvias: And physics required me to paint in the lines as if I missed "the lines" I was just painting air
Furvias: and yet somehow
Furvias: I still missed sometimes
f_tan_theta: I used to be able to do one of those
Riiiiiiis: hey wait.. that's not a horse
ContingentCat: exactly it's can't draw horse club
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis the devilish pact is still in effect, yes
Riiiiiiis: I know. And I love it
Furvias: If it was a successfully drawn horse, it would invalidate the name of the club
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis you... seen what az is drawing, right?
DeM0nFiRe: Ah interesting, so this is a meatball that has no marinara on it
Bearudite: dats a spicy meatballllllllll
Riiiiiiis: well.... I see something
ElementalAlchemist: it's a meatball
BlueChloroplast: now I want to try ranch on a taco
Riiiiiiis: looks like George
beowuuf: mwheeltball
ContingentCat: you also don't put meatballs in a taco
Lord_ZYRK: Ranch Taco sounds like an artifact that marks Armageddon
BlueChloroplast: :D
DeM0nFiRe: It's not a meatball it's a ball of meat, totally different Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: what is the difference
Riiiiiiis: I miss George
beowuuf: it's a meatblob
ContingentCat: well then, ok
BlueChloroplast: R)
raulghoulia: difference without disntiction
Furvias: You put beef in a taco, it just happens to be in a sphere shape from the rolling
ArdCollider: that's almost the color of the Heinz Hanch sauce.
Lord_ZYRK: It's not a meatball, it is simply meat in a ball-like form
beowuuf: all meatballs are meatblobs, but not all meatblobs are meatballs. it's the square / rectangle thing, but more horrifying
Bearudite: what if its just mucus from the mouth of the Taco Mimic?
DeM0nFiRe: "schhlllllooooooorp" is a verb now apparently
Furvias: The sound effect nearly killed me....
BlueChloroplast: I mean it is clearly a ball of ground meat not a meatball :P
Lord_ZYRK: Bearudite delicious loogies
beowuuf: sweet, delicious leavings
TehAmelie: as do we all
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MidnighterKnight: cheezy slide? I don't think it will stick.
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BlueChloroplast: :D
Lord_ZYRK: Wheel! Of! Meeeat!
PixelArtDragon: Why not?
ContingentCat: it's a meat ball not a meatball
FuzBubbles: It’s a meat wheel!
beowuuf: hey chat. good news. we're only 2/3rds of the way through this stream. This is *not* the most horrifying thing we're likely to see tonight. Isn't that *great*
Furvias: Ball of meat =/= meatball
Lord_ZYRK: beowuuf you're right. So who's taking odds on whether this heads towards a Dune reference or more in a Fred Durst direction?
beowuuf: dance has been done. defence rests. case dismissed.
Bearudite: I assume this is accompanied by the Spiderman 2 the Video game Pizza music
beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK B5 meets mermids *and* centaurs
Riiiiiiis: lol
Furvias: It's.... gorgeous
ElementalAlchemist: technically a gradient
beowuuf: lrrWOW O.O
TehAmelie: a salad bar stock photo maybe
BlueChloroplast: oh no
Lord_ZYRK: If a shai hulud rode a unicycle would it do it like this or like this
FuzBubbles: Ouch! My eyes!!
BlueChloroplast: it is in hell now
beowuuf: time to thank some subs before then unsub :p
Asimech: @Lord_ZYRK "The cheese must flow."
beowuuf: *they
Riiiiiiis subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Riiiiiiis: love the lines
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Bearudite: is that a chalupa
Terook: it's incredible :D
TehAmelie: it's a millennial house spirit, birthed by a million uneaten avocados
FuzBubbles: Is that guac in the taco or lettuce?
beowuuf: darn, compelling case given. defense rested. case dismissed. we *have* to love this :p
Riiiiiiis: it's a jet of molten cheese.. hover taco
Asimech: Cori, it just expels the cheese at high enough pressure to keep afloat. Simple.
Kaorti: cue enter sandman
Lord_ZYRK: Sandman?
Bearudite: we need eyes on the cheese
TehAmelie: Nacho Libre?
BlueChloroplast: Yes I do like to put my taco around beef....waiit
Riiiiiiis: asimech agreed
Asimech: The shell is the coat. The lettuce is the underlayer of clothes.
beowuuf: @TehAmelie who knew the good that the toast did? we all mocked the toast, but this was what it prevented...
Asimech: @Riiiiiiis Fully.
Bearudite: Babacado
ContingentCat: badacado
Asimech: Avobaby.
Furvias: This is a rich narrative, we are... cooking
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Bearudite: seabatClap
TehAmelie: we're cooking with gas now
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (James reads some subs, that's it, that's all there is here.) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:52 from now).
BlueChloroplast: should we grill them for more details?
TehAmelie: or whatever meatball wheels run on
Riiiiiiis: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
Asimech: We just should check the gas doesn't fully replace the oxygen.
Lord_ZYRK: "His name is Avocadro, and he is my Constant companion"
ContingentCat: !present
beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK nice
ContingentCat: !badadice
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
Riiiiiiis: oh nooo
beowuuf: 30 years ago i might have still remmebered that number off by heart :p
Asimech: I don't think the avocado or the taco has bones, so done and done.
BlueChloroplast: yup
Asimech: And I'm hoping the meatball doesn't.
Riiiiiiis: bonemeal
Asimech: Bonemealball.
beowuuf: wait, did james's bonus stream just move by 17 hours?
Riiiiiiis: but there are no flowers on it?
ContingentCat: seems it, the bous stream is tomorrow morning now
beowuuf: thank god for that, it was pretty much two to hour one year ago that something very ... very.... happened on a james bonus stream
Invitare: oh it's not *you* that's being investigated
beowuuf: lol, can't draw heat club
Lord_ZYRK: Since you reminded me that I also don't remember it, beowuuf, all I can say is. . . Google you can't give me three different numbers for a mathematical constant what the fuck
Riiiiiiis: yay
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Azralorne: babocado
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beowuuf: @Lord_ZYRK LOL wow, i guess we just let the internet fight it out and hold off on all chemistry in the meantime?
Riiiiiiis: isn't Avogadro's number 6 something to the power of minus a lot?
BlueChloroplast: I think Avagadro has a number and a constant that are different?
beowuuf: yeah, my stirred memory is 6.022 x 10^-23 but...
beowuuf: uh, ignore that '-'
Riiiiiiis: I can't.. it's mesmerizing!
beowuuf: so unicyclist drawing is waving to cori, az, and the vomiting taco, how sweet
toastiferous: !quote
Riiiiiiis: !quote quote
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Riiiiiiis: hmm
beowuuf: !findquote quote
LRRbot: Quote #2743: "It's a quote now. I got quoted. I forget that there's quotes all the time." —Kate [2016-06-08]
Kaorti: tol
Furvias: It's just that her cheese is expanding...
Furvias: wait wrong image
Riiiiiiis: haha
beowuuf: lrrHERE
LordZarano: Human limbs are very strange
LordZarano: compared to most limbs
Riiiiiiis: @lordzarano did you mean: "your human limbs..." ?
Kaorti: wobbledogs
beowuuf: and now the cthuhian portion of the stream, this week broguht to you by Kraft String Cheese
Kaorti: Some of em tried
Furvias: I mean you can't make an avocado riding a taco in Spore, so is it that great a game?
ElementalAlchemist: classified as feature, not bug
Bearudite: ever just invent a sentient splorge of velveeta?
ContingentCat: but why
beowuuf: Mountain: Do rise
Bearudite: with meat bits?
TehAmelie: is it the True Dew?
ContingentCat: @Bearudite not yet
Lord_ZYRK: *Another* Mountain Dew energy drink
beowuuf: does the pina colada taste only of pina colada? or like someone has just ruined our cocktail by pouring their unwanted backwashed dew in to it?
TehAmelie: i feel like Mountain Dew are trying way too hard at making up branding and not a lot at following through. mostly based on the fact they did "DewSA" that was just red, white and blue dew in a pale purple mix
beowuuf: waving, warding herself against the cheese meat, one of the two
beowuuf: wow, really not sure how i slid in to the nottheonion timeline...
GapFiller: would yr say theyre doing it in phases now? like w/ Disneys other properties
beowuuf: gods perfect cheesecylist
Terook: :D
Furvias: Looks like a iPod commercial
EvilBadman: Which earthbound boss is this
Bearudite: be blessed my son
Asimech: Is that a taco-hatted cheese-witch?
Bearudite: benedition of the cheese
beowuuf: yes cori, this is *your* fault. somehow. we're not sure how, but...
Asimech: (Get it: Cheese-witch, Cheez Whiz?)
TehAmelie: i kind of want meatballs in a sauce of nacho cheese now
beowuuf: unicycle turns in to nursemaid?
Riiiiiiis: yeah we've discussed it exhaustively... and we all agree
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis are we all just exhautsed because we can't eat or sleep anymore?
EvilBadman: The commemorative orange gummy of that specific athlete
Riiiiiiis: @beowuuf personally yes. This darned heat we're having in my corner of the world at least
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis oof, yeah, that'll do it!
EvilBadman: That's the dream
beowuuf: gunny stretches, sure
ContingentCat: it's aspirational
beowuuf: *gummy
beowuuf: they really tie it all together
Kaorti: Things 3-14 have finally been found.
Furvias: Connected by cheese!
ElementalAlchemist: While they're connected like that it's technically a quadcycle
Kaorti: Notify the cat in the hat!
Riiiiiiis: do that! a cacophony of arms and legs and wheels
beowuuf: @ElementalAlchemist unicycle x 4 =/= car, i'm sure that was slide 2 :p
Riiiiiiis: is "=/=" = "!=" ?
beowuuf: yup :)
Riiiiiiis: (ok that wasn't actually my intention.. but I like it now)
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
CaptainSpam: KITTY
RandomTrivia: KITTY
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Mollylele: hi RandomTrivia
ElementalAlchemist: @ElementalAlchemist well, yeah, cars also have motors and this is just people
ContingentCat: Cat!
Riiiiiiis: halløj @randomtrivia
Mollylele: hi Az hi cat hi Coriander
ContingentCat: bye cat
RandomTrivia: As is tradition, I will have to watch the first 2 hours of the VoD to understand any of this. This is acceptable :D
beowuuf: sergeHi
EvilBadman: @RandomTrivia goodluck
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia ooooooor... sleep tonight! :p
ContingentCat: I'm not sure how much context really helps
beowuuf: ^
Asimech: @RandomTrivia I admire your optimism.
Riiiiiiis: seems to me that some @mollylele improvised musicalling would be great for this stream!
RandomTrivia: I'm enjoying hardmode, where I watch the last hour and then the first two LUL
ElementalAlchemist: oh, yeah, I've been here the whole time and ???
ElementalAlchemist: but enjoy
Riiiiiiis: just putting it out there
RandomTrivia: @Riiiiiiis Looks we've already arrived at the circus
RandomTrivia: *looks like
Riiiiiiis: and still not a horse in sight
RandomTrivia: I can literally hear the music from that in my head now. Thanks Molly (sincerely)
Riiiiiiis: yeah
RandomTrivia: Return of the baby!
beowuuf: kitty!
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
DeM0nFiRe: Wow it sounds like that cat is a cat
lyropithic: Classic
ContingentCat: sure is a cat
FuzBubbles: @randomtrivia yes! This definitely is helped with a trip to the circus music.
NotCainNorAbel: well there is one of something
TehAmelie: the cheese just keeps the wheel lubricated, right
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
EvilBadman: that part on the left evokes a nose
RandomTrivia: *meow sound from the circus lion*
beowuuf: yes, the theme is unicycles, as is obvious
ContingentCat: Hello cat
beowuuf: hello sergeHi
NotCainNorAbel: cat thought: I have made a mistake
RandomTrivia: benginLove
Mollylele: that cat is mounting you like a unicycle
Asimech: No, Sea-chat is a different community. Though there is overlap to be sure.
RandomTrivia: lrrGARBO
Riiiiiiis: haha it does
Riiiiiiis: urinal maybe
beowuuf: :D
RandomTrivia: Is that the compromise? LUL
TehAmelie: an avocado toilet would be so uncomfortable. squishy and greasy
Kaorti: and adorn nachos
beowuuf: @Asimech seabatClap
RandomTrivia: To fight the darkness, you must become the darkness lrrBEEJ
Asimech: They're here to fight crime and do other crimes.
TehAmelie: the Cheez Wiz
TehAmelie: i put on my meatball coat and taco hat
RandomTrivia: That looks squelchy...
beowuuf: netflix, get this hot ip now while you can!
ContingentCat: oh no
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: Aaaaand Az is dead
RandomTrivia: Oh no I just looked at the face
beowuuf: elite beat agents is weirder than i remember
RandomTrivia: That is unsettling
EvilBadman: You came into the wrong neighborhood
Riiiiiiis: that face is.... problematic
TehAmelie: very good shading on the gummy cyclist though
beowuuf: yes, don't be fooled, actual good art happening here
Riiiiiiis: who are you again?
beowuuf: like the unicycle, this train has no brakes
ContingentCat: does anyone really?
Riiiiiiis: maybe your Hungry
EvilBadman: Sayonara Wild Hearts (2019)
16AngryBears: This last year + did a number on a lot of us. WHO AM I?
RandomTrivia: Well that's cute
FuzBubbles: Subcycle?
beowuuf: cdhc llc does not condone nor advocate ...
RandomTrivia: Cori, new twitter avatar, right? lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
TehAmelie: so much fun. thank you for the stream
CaptainSpam: That's been postponed.
ContingentCat: Nope that's tomorrow now
2 raiders from JR_Plays_Games have joined!
beowuuf: thanks for the streaming and the arts and the nightmares
ElementalAlchemist: James moved that to tomorrow
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (James reads some subs, that's it, that's all there is here.) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:11 from now).
ArdCollider: James is doing that before Mine O'Clock now
beowuuf: no, got moved to before moc
EvilBadman: !tweet
ArdCollider: yeah, he had to take someone to the airpot
ArdCollider: airport
beowuuf: het raiders
RandomTrivia: Apparently he has to play Taxi
beowuuf: it might be a last minute adamergency? who knows!
ElementalAlchemist: hehe, saddle
RandomTrivia: Don't worry about it
RandomTrivia: B E A N S
beowuuf: butt why?
RandomTrivia: "POV: You are Az and cat is in front of you"
TehAmelie: never seen a corgi from that angle before
RandomTrivia: I love them
Saxpython: lol
Riiiiiiis: c ya lovely people
Saxpython: Bye Az
RandomTrivia: benginO7
CaptainSpam: Bye, Az!
Mollylele: nice knowing you Az
TehAmelie: byee
beowuuf: byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye az!
ArdCollider: bye Az o7
ContingentCat: bye Az, thanks
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Az! lrrHEART lrrHEART
EvilBadman: bye forEver az
TehAmelie: powered by meatball revolution
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
beowuuf: like a taco on a meatblob unicycle
beowuuf: sergeHi bye! thanks!
ContingentCat: thanks Cori
Asimech: "Moving through the desert with a cheese that has no name."
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (James reads some subs, that's it, that's all there is here.) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:07 from now).
niccus: rollin' cross the desert on a yike with no name
Riiiiiiis: have you noticed that they're quite silly?
Azralorne: naaaah
Azralorne: no silliness
beowuuf: for those who recall the oglaf discussion earlier but haven't read it, here are four sfw comic! https://www.oglaf.com/labyrinth/ https://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/ https://www.oglaf.com/skulls/ https://www.oglaf.com/kingshaped/ please enjoy and don't click away from them :p
corianderd: this is the one i was thinking of https://www.oglaf.com/incubus/
ContingentCat: oh my
beowuuf: that's reasonably safe for work if people don't read. :D The next one is one of my favourites, and while not actively porny, has a little bit of nudity that is completely fine in context :p