TehAmelie: huh, Blizzard's CEO "steps down", just like a rat stepping down from a sinking ship am i right
beowuuf: Or like the driver of the taxi that just ran over the puppy gives their car keys to their passenger? Hard to say...
TehAmelie: something along those lines
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie late to the reply but important to note that this particular person is also the only OTHER person explicitly named in the lawsuit outside of the guy who already left last year and Blizzard is desperately trying to unperson already.
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Dared00: oh my god, I thought today is Monday
Dared00: hi y'all
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asthanius: remix
Dared00: everything is fine
Saxpython: :-)
Dared00: hello!
TheMerricat: We heard nothing Cori, that was perfect :P
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
Angnor33: Remote Cam off cam?
EricTheOrange: nothing ever goes wrong with the intro.
offbeatwitch: i see what you did there
kusinohki: 100% guarantee 50% of the time!
asthanius: cookie sieve
flatluigi: how cookie civ
TheMerricat: cookie sieve
Foxmar320: I love the style
asthanius: "What if corporate art was real?"
TheMerricat: I wonder why that giant man is climbing the building.
TheMerricat: USB
innovativemethods: USB.
Manae: Sort of USB
jonnykefka: It's like a world made by Sumo or whatever the other bean-bag furniture company is called
asthanius: Firewire With Me
Manae: It's three circles instead of a circle, square, and triangle
LordZarano: USB without the arrow or square
MrVirite: Version control branching!
asthanius: sexy lanyard
offbeatwitch: i like how it cribs those very commonly-used-by-startup stock art sets
Mushbie: can you snap it? ;P
NathanLonghair: A chokeyard
offbeatwitch: honestly: a look
josh___something: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:27.
LidofLoathing: it me
kusinohki: the more things stay the same, the more they change
Foxmar320: Skill? Whats that
josh___something: smth smth Everything stays
innovativemethods: For instance: Alex has gotten very good at playing $2 asset-flips in Unity.
flatluigi: i think that's more apps
kusinohki: what a bargain!
Wiliart: A free way to set your monitor at a better height.
innovativemethods: no no, not best-fit. *clustering*.
Vyous: We can form an n-dimentional shape of best fit, and call it "AI"
Saxpython: :-(
innovativemethods: if you let k be a hyperparameter, your k-means clusters are always perfect!
TheAinMAP: Um.
Foxmar320: Punch all the things!
kusinohki: is the CEO an obstacle to us getting promoted? punch him!
TheAinMAP: jlrrPunch
asthanius: The shorts are 27
TheMerricat: Chat... I just read the news, Activision Blizzard is being sued by it's investors now because they 'misled them' god I love it when Karma finally wakes up.
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Foxmar320: Fern is my favorite character
Foxmar320: YES!
Foxmar320: Send a message Jacky!
flatluigi: canbassadors
Manae: It's that lazy anime thing
Manae: Ah beat me to it
flatluigi: and monkey island
asthanius: and Chowder
ArkhamArchivist: He is but a portal through which we observe the Fizzle
josh___something: Fern looks like wheeler from the most recent LRL
offbeatwitch: OH NO
Foxmar320: oh no
offbeatwitch: tappi no
josh___something: oww
offbeatwitch: that is not neccesarily true
kusinohki: stonks!
flatluigi: amazing
Foxmar320: omg
offbeatwitch: HI SWOMP
TehAmelie: i got in at the end of that conversation, are we doing crypto arbitrage now?
asthanius: wat
Foxmar320: woooowwwwww
flatluigi: thanks swomp
LidofLoathing: yeah, sure swomp
offbeatwitch: i love swomp
offbeatwitch: wheeeeee
Foxmar320: welp
josh___something: Wasn't there a task for... yeah
Foxmar320: Gas Light :D
TheMerricat: game....
innovativemethods: just need a gatekeep and a girlboss
jonnykefka: boss rush or horde mode?
jonnykefka: Horde mode
flatluigi: potted succ
Saxpython: it's discord?
jessieimproved: satisfying thwunk
TehAmelie: dying is usually an effective way to reverse any one-way paths in a roguelike
flatluigi: i love the way the coworking space looks
offbeatwitch: the simulation is breaking down
josh___something: My brain is literally not able to process this playspace
TehAmelie: do they mine you for cryptocurrency when they attack?
innovativemethods: climbing the corporate ladder
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCarrotmilk
EricTheOrange: good old melk
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE Fire is always an option
flatluigi: that's all she yote
TehAmelie: on a scale from one to Speedy Eggbert's level select screen, this level is like 0.5 visual distraction
Foxmar320: Yessss more fire!
TheAinMAP: HahaThisisfine
Thisbymaster: this is similar to my internship, down the harrasment.
flatluigi: you wouldn't download a car
flatluigi: it is absolutely a cybertruck
kusinohki: reminded me of the car from "automan"
innovativemethods: you bought it with cryptocurrency, of course it's a cybertruck
TehAmelie: oh yeah, i forgot that retro-futuristic thing that i've only seen in like one picture
Foxmar320: Mood
flatluigi: big mood
NimrodXIV: mood
DiscordianTokkan: Mood
EricTheOrange: what was it jackie said at the beggining, "my dream is to one day have health insurance".
Saxpython: 3Fast4Furious
TehAmelie: my message to Tesla corp: buy and copy Simone Giertz' Truckla you cowards
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
offbeatwitch: task failed successfully
Foxmar320: :D
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
DiscordianTokkan: While on fire!
innovativemethods: but you'e now endosred for yeet!
TehAmelie: i feel like no one tells us what IS expected in this position
Foxmar320: I love that Marv's task is in all caps
offbeatwitch: i thought we already failed that task :P
innovativemethods: we died, which unfailed it
EricTheOrange: I would think the eclair task would be easiest in the joblin dungeon.
flatluigi: i'd try to clear the coworking space Soon
chaostreader: The task definitely says with only your fists.
TehAmelie: it took a while to realize your idle animation is just sitting on the floor and scrolling on the phone
EricTheOrange: just got to work on our stick and move
josh___something: CAM
innovativemethods: Not only do I appreciate that idle animation, I appreciate that you idle after like 5 seconds.
EricTheOrange: soooo, what do you think a jobwhich is made of. I'd say cardboard and sadness.
TehAmelie: i high key hate this fictional corporation for having ONLY red staplers
josh___something: PogChamp
TehAmelie: it's like an ironic reference to that movie office workers love, but "all the time"
flatluigi: 'three to five business combats' is a great phrase
Saulens181: hello! did we disobey our manager and went down the suspicious portal?
DiscordianTokkan: It really is
EricTheOrange: mmmmm consumerism.
flatluigi: @Saulens181 yeah, but we died so we're doing other things before we retry
TehAmelie: good thing the dog is indestructible
beowuuf: @TehAmelie it's like HR looked at office space, heard workers enjoyed it, and ensured all the references were included 'for morale' "Hey, everyone gets to go TPS reports!"
flatluigi: you've loaded four bears
TehAmelie: exactly
flatluigi: did anyone else hear a discord bloop
TehAmelie: irl pogo sticks is probably close to the top of the list of ways to make your dog unhappy
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Dog_of_Myth: Everyday
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I dunno, my dog might like pogo sticks. My old one definitely would kill me tho @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: something something "decked"
TehAmelie: huh
Foxmar320: Yes
CastleOtranto: Adam smashed a keyboard in an early sketch
Foxmar320: Really old video with them hitting each other with a metal plate from a keyboard
SachielOne: That likely would have been before Cam's time.
Nenluen: bill was super wrapped into WoW and morgan whacked him on the head with a keyboard
TehAmelie: you have my AXE
DiscordianTokkan: Invincible
flatluigi: you're invincible
Saulens181: invincibility
josh___something: You were invincib;
offbeatwitch: invincibility music!
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TehAmelie: such strict quotas
Foxmar320: Sadness
Saulens181: Keep talking to get the card with the shopkeeps
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TheMerricat: NEVER attack the shop keeper in a roguelike cori! You know that :P
Foxmar320: Secrets?!
flatluigi: secret door!
TehAmelie: hmm if we put Eclaire upside down will they glide smoothly on the floor?
Foxmar320: Rude!
TehAmelie: (because of the butter)
TehAmelie: (because the dog is an eclaire)
asthanius: dog stuck :(
flatluigi: Big Potted Succ
Foxmar320: Flawless
TehAmelie: that cactus looks like the deadliest weapon so far
AtomicAlchemical: Did you just suplex a cactus?
DiscordianTokkan: Whaktus XXL
asthanius: And here comes the pitch!
TheMerricat: now embiggen it :P
offbeatwitch: incredible weapon
forcedreject: Dark souls those hit boxes
flatluigi: gotta love the giant whackti
QuixoticScrivener: What even did I just walk into?
TehAmelie: Janet, maybe you could give us a steady supply of cactii?
LordZarano: Can you pet the Eclair?
TehAmelie: i mean, a lot of things in this game would be super easy if you had a Janet, but i figure with what we known now even the broken version that only can produce cactuses would help
DiscordianTokkan: FINAL FORM
Saulens181: @LordZarano outside of dungoens yes
jonnykefka: the dream combo
TehAmelie: the thorn that will prick the heavens
rotarysorter: Buster sword < Big cactus
flatluigi: the money vaccuums to youwhen you beat up all the enemies iirc
flatluigi: yes, overhealing
Foxmar320: :D
asthanius: Job Seeker (it's a biblical name)
TehAmelie: i'm sure that might be useful
forcedreject: Just welding the excess food on like armor plates
TehAmelie: with all the heals we're getting
flatluigi: ah, the training dog is off
asthanius: freeclair
Saulens181: yep! eclaire has been walked!
flatluigi: you did
Zaghrog: yup
flatluigi: the quest completed
DiscordianTokkan: You did, you're free
Saulens181: get her *to* B3
josh___something: To b3 so... yes
asthanius: B3: the Basement Belectronic Bexpo
andysoo89: I just realized the cactus sword is called a wactus
asthanius: paper mario got weird
flatluigi: hell yeah, iot app
TehAmelie: of course we don't want extra hearts with that overhealing things. and only because of that
TehAmelie: someone's triggered the self destruct
asthanius: don't you hate when your rideshare explodes
DiscordianTokkan: BeanBomb quest done at least
flatluigi: throws efverything in the room at enemies
Saulens181: Reverb throws items at enemies
flatluigi: as if they were all heatseeker
Saulens181: Winkedin hits a random enemy?
Saulens181: but you can use 5times
TehAmelie: i remember a dystopian comic from 1992 that had recyclable cars you could only drive until they ran out of fuel. . .
flatluigi: ooo
josh___something: 2 armor, pog
josh___something: Nice bounce
Saulens181: Oh god, I'm now full đź‘€ whenever I see a bricked phone in the game, they come up in a later co-worker quest
Niahlah: what if it was just a bunch of "yo mama" jokes??
flatluigi: ah, the whole one thing got thrown at him
innovativemethods: the amazing nothing.
DiscordianTokkan: Angry box friend!
bytecaster: Perfect, exactly as useful as IoT in real life.
TheAinMAP: He's out of there.
TehAmelie: zug zug
Gaz_L: It not perfect internship
TheAinMAP: Who?
Foxmar320: We got someone's order. Just don't ask questions and walk away
flatluigi: hello, dolly
Mushbie: Gender pay gap...
innovativemethods: no future store went out of business, they're all best buys now
forcedreject: Is tampering with company drones a federal offense?
Saulens181: I think there's also a case where is says "Jacqueline" but very, very incorrectly
TheMerricat: so the one thing I don't get, why are musicians at joblin?
innovativemethods: @TheMerricat They're gig workers.
TehAmelie: i'm hoping we can unlock fan blade scimitars like what they make in Crimson Permanent Assurance. you'd get them in sets of four
Faulpyr: It's bane!
rotarysorter: this beat goes HARD
Gaz_L: Ah! Indiana Jones & The Fate Of Atlantis is free on Twitch Prime this month!
TehAmelie: yeah, he just reminds me of Bane
juneblue58: Oh, was that the scene when Batou goes to talk to the Yakuza?
TehAmelie: if his Venom drug was just caffeine
juneblue58: 'Cause that was a sweet scene.
Foxmar320: Box contained disappointment
Gaz_L: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
flatluigi: oh is he just permaholding that guy now
josh___something: That poor joblin XD
flatluigi: he's dead now
Saxpython: gg
flatluigi: gotta ork some more cows
TehAmelie: i kind of want running around with a huge vat of coffee on your back for people to dunk their cups in to be a real office job
flatluigi: (you should go fail that task again)
Foxmar320: Yesssss
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
asthanius: tender eggplant
floki4242: please no
TehAmelie: searching for the golden eggplant huh. is this plot from Oglaf?
Saulens181: oh god this quest
Mushbie: speaking of GITS, I recently started playing The Ascend, and it's soundtrack sounds like a mix between the GITS soundtrack and the Bladerunner soundtrack.
SmithKurosaki: So, anyone else think the Lab Coat friend has some resemblance facially to wheeler?
TehAmelie: do the phones hurt more when they're full of dead electrons?
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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Saxpython: @SmithKurosaki +1
Saulens181: @SmithKurosaki yes
SmithKurosaki: lol
Saxpython: I wonder if he thinks its "Nice to be here"
chaostreader: Also Wheeler would definitely send someone to get a Golden Eggplant.
chaostreader: !next
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Saxpython: when was the infuse voldka challenge
Saxpython: I feel like wheeler would be a flavorologist
chaostreader: @saxpython More than a month ago. That’s all I know.
jonnykefka: oh hey ep 1 of this game just hit the youtube channel. I gotta go see how that went
Mushbie: @chaostreader I think it's more likely he would send them to find a golden egg, e, double g, s, eggs
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TehAmelie: i want a mod for Dream Daddy that replaces the shower of eggplant emojis for good interactions with a single golden eggplant when you seal a relationship
Gaz_L: I should really try and play Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade properly one day, but it's so clunky compared to Atlantis
Unable_To_Load: Oh rad Talking Sim
Saxpython: :-)
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Unable_To_Load: Wait this stream has jokes?
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innovativemethods: that's what makes it an office. the chairs.
NotCainNorAbel: Dell
Foxmar320: Every laptop ive ever owned O_O
Mushbie: clearly not a T series
NotCainNorAbel: Hi Cam.
Gaz_L: Hi Cam!
Unable_To_Load: Oh yay it's a Cameron
ContingentCat: welcome back cam voice
silenceaux: "I Will Self-Care Later", a millenial story
Saxpython: @silenceaux :-/
IbunWest: Oof.
innovativemethods: you wouldn't upcycle a car
Unable_To_Load: A FREE CAR
josh___something: Can't drive off the side with the car confirmed
silenceaux: So this a very abstract space, compared to the other dungeons
Gaz_L: Fast & Furious: WeWork Drift
Mushbie: peaches come from a can
AtomicAlchemical: Mood, Cam
Unable_To_Load: Food is good
Nigouki: hey Cam how is Basil doing after yesterday's procedure?
forcedreject: You could go for the protein living in your walls.
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Gaz_L: That sentence seemed like it needed to be followed by the Homer "But how?!" line, Cameron
ContingentCat: I just went grocery shopping, I should have gotten an avacodo
innovativemethods: "Frozen Josh Patella" is the name of my band.
Unable_To_Load: Screw you Josh
josh___something: Meat got exploded ;(
KeytarCat: My market has a cheap guac that isn't terrible, so I eat a lot of thet
KeytarCat: that
DiscordianTokkan: riPepperonis
accountmadeforants: Oh, have we boosted productivity and/or synergy?
ContingentCat: RIV meat
forcedreject: Is this an endless mode or a story thing?
daredewley92: Hello Cori
Gaz_L: But one of the original ones with the top down view that no one remembers!
TheMerricat: Have avacodos dropped from being as expensive as gold yet or are they still being impacted by the droughts and *gestures around* everything?
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daredewley92: And cam and chat
innovativemethods: When I was last in a market, they had avacados for only $4 CAD each!
Saxpython: :-(
Unable_To_Load: That prospector was just doing their job ;_;
accountmadeforants: They have little frozen cubes of avocado in boxes here for a fair bit less than fresh (about half the price), they're shockingly good
KeytarCat: hehehe, the store is on floor 13 because no one wants to work there
Foxmar320: Thats a big sword
asthanius: Nothing personnel, kid
josh___something: He'll drop a SWEET KATANA PogChamp
ContingentCat: oh no
accountmadeforants: josh___something Oh hell seabatClap
innovativemethods: he has *equity*
Unable_To_Load: Styxcoin is a great name
wildpeaks: "harness the power of co-working space" could go in !advice
Foxmar320: Dat face
Saxpython: is this just the plot of Dr. Strange?
ContingentCat: @accountmadeforants I suspect Marv is older Millennial and Jackie is younger millenial. But Marv thinks she's gen z
Brozard: I'm gonna leave a negative Glassdoor review!
KeytarCat: Trust fall slam!
Gaz_L: Ah, so it is to be a duel
TehAmelie: Marv is the mole? or is he the spy?
silenceaux: Right out of Kingdom Hearts
TheAinMAP: RPGEpicSword
bagojam: he literally teleports behind you with a katana
accountmadeforants: ContingentCat Yeah, that's what it felt like :D
asthanius: oh my god he has summon swords
asthanius: he's just virgil
asthanius: *vergil
Gaz_L: Do the thing where you both slash at the same time and freeze until the loser falls down!
Foxmar320: Car op
MolaMolaphant: wait, was that a cybertruck?
TehAmelie: only Morpheus can kill a car with a sword
forcedreject: While you were busy studying the blade I got this sweet car
DeM0nFiRe: lol the trust fall attack is good
ContingentCat: ah every intern's dream, run over your boss in a car
CAKHost: Wow, the FF7 remake has really changed how the final battle with Sephiroth goes.
Nenluen: oof that trust fall
flatluigi: once more unto the boss
accountmadeforants: @asthanius He just wants Jackie to show him her motivation!
Mushbie: take off your intern weights
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
forcedreject: So uhhh, are you still employed?
KeytarCat: @MolaMolaphant and rainbow!
Mushbie: @forcedreject well yeah, he didn't fire her
flatluigi: i like the buzzsaw
forcedreject: @Mushbie Ah the loophole!
Unable_To_Load: Fern seemed the most likable of the bunch
josh___something: Free hand seems cool
TehAmelie: i just remembered the little known movie Schizopolis. it's sort of like this game had a baby with Office Space
TehAmelie: can recommend
bagojam: large and in charge to have a bigger katana to flex on marv
innovativemethods: pogo buzzsaw sends a message
Gaz_L: There's a Crapshot in that
Foxmar320: lol
TehAmelie: plog-bzzz-plop-bzzz
Gaz_L: Cori in the banana suit on pogo stick chasing Beej or something
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TehAmelie: i guess the orbiting buzzsaw would be hard to put in a movie
Gaz_L: Ah, the Yazkuza strategy of chugging energy drinks until the boss dies
josh___something: fire walker? we can cosplay parker mcmillan
Saxpython: @josh___something :-D
Saxpython: Go Pies
flatluigi: wasabanero
Gaz_L: It's a subspace void of infinite nothingness, but there's a Tim's a block over, so it's not bad
josh___something: Nothing ever happens to the Moist Talkers :p
Mushbie: if the first boss hadn't been the caffiend, they could have called it the Jobbernaught
Foxmar320: Mood Cam
Unable_To_Load: Yeah
Unable_To_Load: Is the body pillow Tillman Henderson?
Inkompetence: Dakimakura? More like Daki-massacre.
josh___something: @Unable_To_Load I'm mad that that is going to be an actual product in meat space soon
TehAmelie: if fighting, say, Dwayne Johnson, would you rather be body checked or hit with his body pillow?
KeytarCat: Send them to meet their waifus!
accountmadeforants: A modern day Mario
Unable_To_Load: @Unable_To_Load get tillman'd lol
TheMerricat: "A cloud icon circles loosely around Jackie and occasionally strikes the ground with an electrical explosion, dealing 8 damage to enemies and shocking them."
Gaz_L: *Charlie Brown teacher noises*
asthanius: I assume that means you bond
Foxmar320: Trust fall is such a good move for him to have
flatluigi: i don't think he parries the buzzsaw
Foxmar320: Cloud is doing work
TehAmelie: why does he get to have all the mall ninja powers anyway?
josh___something: The personal cloud :D
Mushbie: but also that he teleports behind you. nothing personel kid
offbeatwitch: just got back and see marv has gone edgelord samurai on us
wildpeaks: the dark souls of co-working spaces
TehAmelie: this sin't een my final form in 3, 2
asthanius: YA DEAD SON
Unable_To_Load: GOTTEM
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Saxpython: This fight is fantastic. Kirby v Metaknight vibes
DiscordianTokkan: Nothing like beating up your jerk boss
Saxpython: GG
Nigouki: so did we get paid in exposure until we were willing to kill a man?
chaostreader: First try!
Saxpython: Good Game?
Gaz_L: No regurts!
TehAmelie: it's just like Night in the Woods, the only way to get a job is if someone with a job dies first
ContingentCat: GG GL
offbeatwitch: the dark souls joke is on point
silenceaux: Marv Vanquished and the _bell_ noise omg
Gaz_L: And now we go back to Hunter's Dream, right?
Saxpython: SnakeEater.mp3
Dared00: tired: Dragon Age, wired: Hok Age
josh___something: Cloud was good
KeytarCat: @Gaz_L And fight the moon!
asthanius: Bearer, seek, seek, lest
flatluigi: *ominous rumbling*
ContingentCat: looks like we're *looks at camera* Going Under
offbeatwitch: we gotta fight Avie.
TheMerricat: Tappi = Cassandra?
Brozard: fuuuuuuck
Foxmar320: wat
DiscordianTokkan: Yo, fuck you Ray
Unable_To_Load: OOF
bytecaster: They are not blaming others, Ray, they are blaming you specifically.
Brozard: lrrSPOOP
asthanius: Blue raspberry is a good flavor!!!!
offbeatwitch: it tastes blue
Gaz_L: Yeah, Cori!
TheMerricat: I love blue rassberry koolaid tappi.
Foxmar320: Blue Raspberry is awesome!
DiscordianTokkan: Blue Raspberry is great! It tastes like a Quasar!
ContingentCat: and yet it's somehow a thing
samwonk: This might be the best videogame story ever.
Gaz_L: mmm blue raspberry slushie
TehAmelie: blue flavor is great, obvs
silenceaux: Ah, we've reached the 'storming' stage
ContingentCat: Jackie's just stuck in wat mode
Gaz_L: i miss the movie theater near my house, they have a slushie machine
offbeatwitch: SWOMP
Foxmar320: Perfect
Unable_To_Load: I Hate
josh___something: hi swomp
Gaz_L: i tap this swomp
flatluigi: kachunk
asthanius: one floor, gone
ContingentCat: oh no
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
accountmadeforants: Are we now a basement floor?
ArkhamArchivist: are we now Under?
bytecaster: Fizzle became a dungeon level
DiscordianTokkan: Bacon broke your fall!
silenceaux: Oh no the fancy meeting room table
Styxseus: OH NO
forcedreject: bacon?
Styxseus: Are you like joblin now?!
offbeatwitch: that table looks suspiciously bacon-like
ContingentCat: Fern?
DiscordianTokkan: New artifact, forged from ultimate despair?
asthanius: why
Foxmar320: Agreed FERN!
Styxseus: :D
forcedreject: why he fish?
juneblue58: Coconut is delicious.
Saxpython: oh no, the monsters are failed Cubicle startups?
keyforgealchemist: what game we playing?
asthanius: he's a sole man
DiscordianTokkan: From F'zzle to Fishle
silenceaux: Oh. I see. The entire company went underwater.
Saxpython: I guess I'm late to the party
flatluigi: we have
flatluigi: gone under
Unable_To_Load: love ya swomp
asthanius: Did Jackie not change because she got fired?
Dog_of_Myth: Fizzle Flounder
flatluigi: SWOMP
Angnor33: Kinky
wildpeaks: mood
Gaz_L: hey, merfolk are green/blue, you don't use swomps :p
ContingentCat: fair enough Swamp
offbeatwitch: i love swomp very much
DiscordianTokkan: Jesus Swomp
Zyme86: hes already doing that with his lack of ambition
KeytarCat: @MolaMolaphant you still here :P
asthanius: oh hey splatoon
josh___something: This is a good look for tappi
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no she has the cute octopus lips
Nigouki: that is a good look
Foxmar320: Just GREEEAT
DeM0nFiRe: She's a squid, she's a kid, she's a squid now
andysoo89: The start up went under… water
Brozard: Fizzle more like fish hole lmaoooo
flailingsoup: octopus hair looks cool
Unable_To_Load: Octopus hair is rad
asthanius: woop
josh___something: HA
chaostreader: What happened to Eclair? That’s all that matters.
Styxseus: :D
offbeatwitch: whEE
Foxmar320: foxmarFALL
Zyme86: ow my ass
Angnor33: Cleanup on aisle 3...
josh___something: The comedy XD
Rhynerd: Gonna have to put a sign there.
Unable_To_Load: I've done that
flatluigi: where's our programmer friend
jmhodges: That’s a great gag
ghyllnox: There's a fingerprint to go down
josh___something: Where's kara?
DiscordianTokkan: Hey, Ray's not a Ray
asthanius: "Hello sharks, today I come to you with a new soda"
asthanius: @DiscordianTokkan Part of the same family, at least
ContingentCat: fishpeople
Gaz_L: Gotta be inclusive
Unable_To_Load: Thanks Ray
Foxmar320: YES it is\
wildpeaks: LUL
ContingentCat: Nonbinary fish
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAH
Styxseus: :D
ContingentCat: YES
TheAinMAP: Yes,
KV1NN4: why is Ray a Shark??
GhostValv: :O
Seagulyus: KV1NN4 its his personality - he was a shark
TheMerricat: @KV1NN4 predator?
ContingentCat: lots of Butts
flatluigi: ~shares~
Dog_of_Myth: Stonks
opal_moth: hiya everyone
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's a new sprite, she looks determined.
KV1NN4: Let me rephrase: Why is _Ray_ not a string-ray?
flatluigi: hell yeah jackie
josh___something: Fuck yeah, jackie
TheMerricat: Wonder what happened to Éclair...
josh___something: Good dog
DiscordianTokkan: :V
Styxseus: HAHAHA
ContingentCat: katesLol oh eclair
Unable_To_Load: EEL
Rhynerd: Dog is now eel!
flatluigi: the ECHO
blip2004: so glad its been 2 years since I was at a company that gave me the "I'll find a way out or die trying" feeling
Styxseus: Oh wow that got me
Unable_To_Load: I didn't think I was scared of many things, but now I've remembered to add Eels to the list
flatluigi: the one benefit of being an unpaid intern
Zyme86: working for exposure
kusinohki: I come back from the bathroom and..... fish ppl??
silenceaux: Oh, even this place is flooded. Unexpected.
Rhynerd: They don’t pay you enough to give you gills.
josh___something: The 2 degrees of separation enough to not get cursed I guess? :p
ContingentCat: dangit Ray was right about something
Seagulyus: a skeleton in a blue hoodie
Foxmar320: :D
Unable_To_Load: s
asthanius: They trademarked it
floki4242: how dare
Dared00: hey, at least it's not an NFT
Seagulyus: oh my god they did steal the cool S
forcedreject: "You ever head of Joblin" *TINK TINK TINK*
bytecaster: Good, at least Steve is still having a good time.
silenceaux: I don't know if the clap skele's claps are actually attacks
forcedreject: "Josh Patella, Styx Coin Evangelist"
forcedreject: That presentation is something
JakeKamas: I'll mention it just to save you some trouble, the blue clapping skeleton can't deal damage
JakeKamas: He just gives shields to enemies
JakeKamas: Which might be too much backseating, my apologies
josh___something: life steal, pog
josh___something: A Blockchain saw?!
Fullwagon: Was the katana guy defeated?
josh___something: we still have fern's bento box
forcedreject: Needs rollback
Orgmastron: Yes Fullwagon
KeytarCat: @Fullwagon yes! We've entered phase 2!
josh___something: chainsaw=good
Unable_To_Load: ooh
Styxseus: f
Unable_To_Load: f
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
ContingentCat: F?
josh___something: Bloodsucker?
chaostreader: Punching gloves could help kill enemies unarmed.
mysticsage1: pugilist for punch quest?
Foxmar320: oh no
wildpeaks: ominous
offbeatwitch: concerning
silenceaux: They're you, but sexier
Foxmar320: Dark Link time?
bytecaster: Giant lunch!
Brozard: Evil is sexy
Styxseus: :D
Brozard: I don't make the rules
silenceaux: okay, they're you with a dark and mysterious secret
Unable_To_Load: You with more confidence
Foxmar320: Ummm what is that stuck in the wall
CAKHost: Winkydinks got...cooler?
SquareDotCube: it froze over
forcedreject: Apparently hell has frozen over?
ContingentCat: you might be asking the wrong person for that
saucemaster5000: made to order dressing? Newman's Own
Jennie_Fuchsia: Eshakti?
electric_claire: e shakti?
Unable_To_Load: Payday! time to go to Banana Republic
Zu_o: Loading Ready Run now sponsored by Stitch Fix?
SerGarretCameron: your close personal friend's tailoring shop they opened as a way to pay bills while trying to be an insta-cosplayer professionally.
ContingentCat: katesLol perfect responce
delta__vee: ^
toenolla: welcome to h e double hockey sticks
Brozard: I've seen ginseng kale juice sell for like $7 a shot in Miami
GhostValv: D: called out...
ArkhamArchivist: in or out of package?
sleepmaster1011: are funko pops part of millenial things that they collect
Dared00: BAcqueline
offbeatwitch: ahhh
offbeatwitch: yup
Rourke9: i like that the mentor icons have changed
Brozard: Snackie
silenceaux: OOooohohoho
accountmadeforants: For respect
TheAinMAP: Cam's read of this is fantastic.
Foxmar320: Oh sick burn!
Orgmastron: Ojou-sama laugh!
wildpeaks: shaade
Styxseus: OHHH HO HO HO HO
accountmadeforants: Ohohohojosama
RebekahWSD: "I am a high class evil lady" laugh
forcedreject: It's a troupe of a haugty aristocratic laugh
opal_moth: all good shojo should have one
Dared00: there's a great youtube channel that collects all the ojou laughs
silenceaux: Ah, so she's you, but more marketing
BloodnBullets: shes a corperate liquidator isnt she?
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
ArkhamArchivist: not an unexpected fate
RandomTrivia: I see we have BEEG SWORD
josh___something: Wow, badeline's a wimp
ContingentCat: gotta go fast
nightraven949: she really just wants to be the Hokage with that run
Critterbot: Please don't forget to not stress the second syllable.
amras0x00: the monsters sure seem to be focusing on Jaqueline instead of the other monster slayer
Seagulyus: oh god she likes naruto and she dodge rolls like she is from dark souls
accountmadeforants: @Dared00 This one https://www.youtube.com/c/ohohojousama/videos
SquareDotCube: She hodor now
KeytarCat: I love Cam's direction for this voice
forcedreject: ah so it is evil you
Angnor33: Now it's on.
RandomTrivia: What an asshole...
Brozard: Maybe I would, if they paid me
ContingentCat: oh no
GhostValv: :(
Styxseus: Aww
bytecaster: She looks like me, but like a little more ... paid
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
forcedreject: That comment on the polo did more damage than anything else in this game
wildpeaks: we have mastered the blade
Angnor33: Cori, have you been studying the blade?
Critterbot: They spelled impostor right!
offbeatwitch: finally
silenceaux: Now it's personal
RandomTrivia: The classic One-handed Two-handed sword :D
DeM0nFiRe: "While you were studying the blade, I was studying the large blade"
ArkhamArchivist: Wyatt Glover??
RandomTrivia: This game has Wall Masters? lrrBEEJ
chaostreader: @randomtrivia Ah yes. The one and a half sword.
accountmadeforants: I hope we get to be friends with the evil twin, and also maybe borrow fifty bucks off her.
RandomTrivia: @chaostreader :D
silenceaux: YES
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: YEEESSSSSS!
offbeatwitch: haha yess
accountmadeforants: Boot too big!
Foxmar320: GOTY
RandomTrivia: Best. Thing. EVER
josh___something: Best day ever!!!!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN katesParty2
Rourke9: this game is a treasure
TheAinMAP: Boing boing.
ghyllnox: Now you need to go buy a cowboy hat
3and4fifths: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RandomTrivia makes notes about stupid enemy pathfinding
flailingsoup: music is bangin
offbeatwitch: he has only 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account
offbeatwitch: like the buffet warren billionaire says,
Foxmar320: Cloud frand!
josh___something: Cloud friend was good
RandomTrivia: I see the vase is still terrified
chaostreader: Talk to the store owner?
DeM0nFiRe: Cloud friend seems particularly nice for bosses
Foxmar320: Cloud did work on Marv
SquareDotCube: yeet or be yeeted
Foxmar320: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Styxseus: HAhahahaaha
GhostValv: D:
offbeatwitch: dunno why it was highlighted like that
silenceaux: "fine, be alone forever then"
RandomTrivia: "You don't want any of these? Ok. You'll need this"
josh___something: The faster iteration time thing is really good, dang
asthanius: hm
ContingentCat: hrm
Foxmar320: Oh thats a big one
CAKHost: That's a big big and I mean Big big
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Foxmar320: Can't rez Cam his Ghost is out of the map
RandomTrivia: LUL
josh___something: It's a cubic
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Lightningbro: "Never stand in circle" "Directions unclear, stood in circle, rez plz" I didn't know Cam was playing FFXIV today.
chaostreader: It’s a mimic!
bytecaster: Good to know, even mimics still find their place in corporate dystopia.
asthanius: "37"
Foxmar320: Get clouded
offbeatwitch: don't touch your hands
asthanius: eat a food
offbeatwitch: stay six feet away from your face
Dog_of_Myth: Outside??
Brozard: Basil the basil!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: aww
jessieimproved: Aw, Basil.
Nigouki: how is Basil doing?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
offbeatwitch: oh i almost didn't notice, thanks @Ivalenz_ :P
ContingentCat: Did someone tell him to get a cowboy hat?
chaostreader: Touch grass sounds like an insult but is really just a good idea.
KV1NN4: i will have to rememebr that entire Basil exchange
asthanius: Giving your kid a bow-tie, knowing they'll get bullied for it. Good for building character
ContingentCat: that reminds me I need to repot my mint plant
SnackPak_: fair
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ah yes, that pearl jam song "gamer flow"
ContingentCat: just a little guy
SquareDotCube: ew
Zyme86: I think hes trying to tell her to smile more
RandomTrivia: This boss does remind me of the giant statue boss from the Minish Cap
offbeatwitch: one yike please
Foxmar320: Ohh lights and music. Nice nice
nightraven949: Beeg hands
RandomTrivia: Those fingers are frostbitten...
Orgmastron: The "Mask Off" in this boss' name works on multiple levels and I appreciate that
josh___something: Cloud is doing work
josh___something: I love cloud
Critterbot: Niiiice!
offbeatwitch: nice!
RandomTrivia: Wooooo!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown
Lightningbro: @josh___something You stole the words out of my mouth
RedHelvetiCake: POW
chaostreader: First try!
Brozard: benginTry
offbeatwitch: ASSET LIQUIDATED
Styxseus: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: That guy DIED...
averythetiger: NOUN VERBED
opal_moth: he became a fizzle flavor
silenceaux: Well, I'm glad he's gone.
NewtyNewts: I joined just in time to see Asset Liquidated... that sounds different.
toenolla: in ten years, this game is going to be completely inscrutable. So many memes
wildpeaks: shares are inverted triangles and we're going to meet the Board ? uh oh, are we in the Control universe ? :D
RedHelvetiCake: It's already inscrutable to me, but I was late to the stream
josh___something: This means that the other 2 bosses must be easier to beat Kappa
offbeatwitch: hmmmm
josh___something: We have to beat the piss out of ray I guess
offbeatwitch: i'm sure that's not foreshadowing
RandomTrivia: We're going to be doing this for weeks, aren't we? :D
RandomTrivia: I am ok with this
Foxmar320: Id like a pizza
RandomTrivia: SWOMP PLS
RedHelvetiCake: you have to kill the pizza
GhostValv: ha
ContingentCat: oh swamp
Unable_To_Load: Demon Pizza hit different
josh___something: So, should we attack and destroy the impostor in our room?
RandomTrivia: "Pizza Party in Winkydink" sounds like several euphemisms for several things
Foxmar320: Yes
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
silenceaux: I think shadow-you is back at your apartment mirror?
NewtyNewts: There's a shadow mii?
josh___something: @LoadingReadyRun The shadow you is in the mirror at home
KeytarCat: Shadow you was at your apartment?
nightraven949: The golden eggplant huh
offbeatwitch: before you completed that bit
NewtyNewts: I went home once.
RandomTrivia: I love how the stapler just refuses to acknowledge the floor and clips right through it
forcedreject: I think it's coffee
josh___something: I'm sure joblin blood is 99% coffee
bytecaster: Can you network with the shop keeper?
josh___something: Ignite on sale?
Unable_To_Load: Money can be exchanged for goods and services
josh___something: ooh
RedHelvetiCake: I am interested in this flaming rubik's cube
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saucemaster5000: slipping blood on the way to get pizza... party at the university of colorado dorms?
RandomTrivia: The mid-air snatch!
RandomTrivia: Look at this absolute gamer :D
Foxmar320: I wish we could wear the mascot head
RandomTrivia: That would be really cool
Rhynerd: In their attempt to kill you, the Joblin only provided you weapons
SquareDotCube: Fiery hot caffenated death
ContingentCat: wow how rude
Zu_o: That big 5 foot purple burning pole reminds me of dice friends.
nightraven949: I love that it was called that drip
GrizzmastahFlex: probably because they don
LathosTiran: just walked out of existance
Unable_To_Load: Them Spin
KeytarCat: Did it give you a helmet?
BloodnBullets: ha, he overcooked that can
ContingentCat: biggest brain there
bytecaster: Secret door?
TehAmelie: that's the kind of strat t hat requires a forehead so big you can't wear a helmet to begin with
ContingentCat: you also wouldn't want the helmet to squash your ponytail
Foxmar320: ummmmmm
Foxmar320: Game r u o k
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
BloodnBullets: you friended them
Foxmar320: I think you charmed them?
forcedreject: charmed them on crit
flatluigi: they were both your friends
silenceaux: You charmed one with a crit and got the other with the skill because it was the last enemy
BloodnBullets: you recruited both then murdered your friend
Rhynerd: I like how burnout can be explained by saying “halt and catch fire”
josh___something: That curse was no good, oof
Juliamon: I love that she has an ojou pose
RedHelvetiCake: was waiting for that hime laugh
ContingentCat: if she's going to make that face she needs to do the laugh
Foxmar320: Thats a LONG dungeon
flatluigi: it's Every Level
flatluigi: also: three hearts
averythetiger: Marathon mode?
flatluigi: this is the challenge mode they patched in for postgame iirc
josh___something: impostor mode seems like a LOT
flatluigi: it's HARD
KeytarCat: Oh, it's the Hades mode
silenceaux: I like that the icons have updated to the fishperson sprites
accountmadeforants: 4Head
ContingentCat: spicy cube?
josh___something: Sus
ContingentCat: ok
RandomTrivia: !quote 6870
LRRbot: Quote #6870: "'Is there a strategy I should be using?' 'Don't get hit.'" —Cameron and Adam [2020-03-31]
asthanius: um
asthanius: body pillow?
DiscordianTokkan: Lookit that pillor wiggle
RandomTrivia: Should have brought a bag of sand to replace it with lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
accountmadeforants: I'm just really impressed by how good this game is and how much of it there is. Based on the trailers, it really looked like a gag that would maybe work for an hour.
RedHelvetiCake: SIR
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
theghostwiththemost: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #806: "Jesus is coming out of the walls?" —Graham [2015-10-03]
flatluigi: oh THAT'S why there are sticky hands in this dungeon
ContingentCat: oh no CAM
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
josh___something: That is both techically true, and deeply upsetting
KV1NN4: Thanls Cameron
ContingentCat: that body pillow's having a bad time
saucemaster5000: sticky hands are the devil's plaything
Rhynerd: Goodbye, body pillow trapped in a wall.
DiscordianTokkan: Store?
theghostwiththemost: !store
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theghostwiththemost: okay that works?
Foxmar320: Body Pillow on a pedestal is not something I ever expected to see
accountmadeforants: My dumb ass would immediately go for the heart, thinking it was health
SquareDotCube: check the mirror
saucemaster5000: I mean, there's a window
RandomTrivia: A g g r o C r a b
Orgmastron: Aggro Crab!
ContingentCat: maybe as few as 3 people
opal_moth: yeet raid love <3
KV1NN4: Cat's been there the whole time i think
Dog_of_Myth: No Dreams, only Work.
RandomTrivia: Work, then banan, then dreams
Catastrophil: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Deathbloom: Chapter 1) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (43m from now).
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xantos69: cheer50 Bits!
RandomTrivia: If in doubt, Pog it out!
RandomTrivia: Hmm, that needs workshopping
accountmadeforants: P-Po-Pog-og-g
LordZarano: A Komodo moment
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia Never the wrong time for a pog ™️
Rhynerd: I believe the slayer is still alive in AoS. And voiced by BRIAN BLESSED
offbeatwitch: i have many suggestions, but,
RandomTrivia: And also recentely featured in a PiF :D
ContingentCat: limited vommit area though
offbeatwitch: i would love to see talking sim tackle some thecatamites games
offbeatwitch: like Ten Beautiful Postcards
Rhynerd: No wait, that’s Gotrek
ElementalAlchemist: The same goal we have every week, Pinky
TStodden: BTW, is there like an e-mail address to send in suggestions?
ContingentCat: oh no
ContingentCat: noooo
RandomTrivia: Yike
ContingentCat: even if you like their music that's so dang rude
blip2004: my last IT job I sat in the middle of 20 regional managers. Guess how my reviews went
Invitare: Eat the rich
DiscordianTokkan: Chain of Command works both ways
pn55: It's a flat hierarchy, but you're still at the bottom.
xantos69: Yea....I had to fire my one of the partners at my company from leading one of our teams. I don't outrank him.
RandomTrivia: We're going to DEEP places, aren't we...
KeytarCat: @DiscordianTokkan Chain of command and chain of responsibility
strebenherz: Cori's sigh at Cam's "open office door with the music blaring"
Invitare: ironically mega corps that aren't in the game industry seem to be better
Vyous: This is why we need unions.
Foxmar320: Ive been in this meeting before O_O
Jobokin: My strangling fingers are twitching.
strebenherz: OH god that expression
SerGarretCameron: when there is literally no one to ask for help.
corefluxx: Cheer100
noSmokeFire: god give me this game but you're unionizing the dungeon denizens
MolaMolaphant: This banter is just making me more excited for Boyfriend Dungeon
RandomTrivia: Oof
DiscordianTokkan: "It's OURS now because we can leave here. Thanks for the stuff! " uuuugh
pn55: And on that positive note...
TehAmelie: unionizing would be a tricky process to make into gameplayt
bytecaster: I mean you do network in the dungeons.
ContingentCat: liberated!
Zyme86: poach their only talented people and let their other employees wither
GhostValv: D:
jessieimproved: I'm so trusted by my recruiters that I get all their horror stories of trying to find jobs for other clients
RedHelvetiCake: oof
DiscordianTokkan: If you re-hired one of the demons or joblins, would... their curse lift and they become human again?
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Cam! lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Deathbloom Chapter 1 apparently
SquareDotCube: Time for more Watch & NOPE!
strebenherz: These stories are fanastic, and utterly horrifying
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Deathbloom: Chapter 1) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (31m from now).
blip2004: I should try a placement agency again. I suck at resumes and applications
Juliamon: I hope Adam can escape the fires soon
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrCORI lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
strebenherz: Thank you for streaming, take care!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: thanks Cam and Cori
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
GhostValv: bye :)
pn55: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Byeee
CAKHost: Bye, thanks for the stream!
RedHelvetiCake: Thanks, bye!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
jessieimproved: @blip2004 take a resume writing course, it's the one big thing I hear recruiters and hiring managers complain about - and I know, I've done hiring myself
jessieimproved: Looks like Ben's still flying solo
ContingentCat: yup
jessieimproved: I hope Adam's having a great time with the Mombats
Juliamon: Adam's dealing with his flights getting cancelled due to wildfire
jessieimproved: aw that stinks
jessieimproved: gonna see more of that going forward
Mister_BlueSky: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Deathbloom: Chapter 1) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
Juliamon: But he looks like he's been having a great time at home anyway!
blip2004: @jessieimproved I would, but its hard to find any kind of course lately. Also I would rather spend the money on ITIL v4
malc: ~ping
LRRTwitter: pong
malc: ~lasttweet
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kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Deathbloom: Chapter 1) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
Earthenone: !card deathbloom
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