kais58: !next
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Nigouki: hey chat, should i stuff my face with waffles? I did a bit earlier today but the craving isn't gone :(
Juliamon: Yes.
DeM0nFiRe: 🧇
ShaneLeeAtk: Always waffles
hatboozeparty: Also yes, and drink water.
Juliamon: I want waffles but I don't have waffles so I'm not having waffles.
jessieimproved: I have waffles and I like waffles but I'm having tacos and that's better
jessieimproved: carnitas tacos and La Fin du Monde
ShaneLeeAtk: This is only reinforcing my hunger.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: I went with tortellini soup myself.
KeytarCat: bweep bweep!
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Deathbloom: Chapter 1) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
GhostValv: bloobyLurk voxyRealpepe
RandomTrivia: benginDab benginDab benginDab
ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
Butternades: Let’s do the thing
jessieimproved: benginHeart
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Nigouki: Thank you chat for confirming that every hour is waffle hour
Mysticman89: oh, title isn't updated yet and its lets nope
Mysticman89: I was pretty confused for a moment
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Juliamon: You may need a refresh
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DrSoupPHD: 13 months with spoop boy(z)!
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cybercobra5: Huh, the Twitch notification was for Talking Sim...
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electra310: Nine months go by so quick!
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matthaus_c: title is updated for me. defs F5
ButButTheJesus: chat! I showered! I'm not smelly anymore!
RandomTrivia: Title looks fine for me
Juliamon: Twitch notifs have been weird lately, don't worry about it
electra310: Notifications are often a little weird
RandomTrivia: And yes, the e-mail notification is often a stream behind
DrSoupPHD: Adam still traveling, then?
thunderbird32: Yeah, notification was for Talking Sim.
jessieimproved: yeah the Twitch notif was wrong
merciful_pepper: spoops time
Juliamon: I mean, *do* worry about it, but do so at Twitch and not LRR
Mysticman89: yeah it was the notification was off
Mysticman89: in this case the little corner notification thing while in a different stream. no biggie
RandomTrivia: 00:00
RandomTrivia: O_o
jessieimproved: gird your loins
Juliamon: Adam's flights have been getting cancelled due to wildfire, unfortunately
sydnius: o.o
ButButTheJesus: 00w00 wats dis
Lord_ZYRK: 00w00
neisan2112: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ButButTheJesus: @Lord_ZYRK :D
Juliamon: But that just means more Deathbloom for us!
DrSoupPHD: owowowowowowo
GhostValv: bloobyCHAOS
merciful_pepper: deathbloom? drug time
DeM0nFiRe: The timer is haunted :o
ButButTheJesus: ITS ALIVE
DrSoupPHD: Big blinkus
RandomTrivia: Uh oh lrrSPOOP
sydnius: mmm monkeybutt
Lord_ZYRK: Ah heck, the power must've went out
itomeshi: a wild VCR appears!
DrSoupPHD: Anyone know Morse code?
Juliamon: cw: imaginary drugs, cults, standard spoopy game tropes
CastleOtranto: I'm on time!
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon dolls.
RandomTrivia: I feel like that's Ben hiding/un-hiding the source in whatever streaming software he's using :D
opal_moth: is ben sending signals for help lol
YeetTheRich_: lrrSPOOP
PulseGun subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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neisan2112: benginHype
chaostreader: Also dismemberment?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: Are dolls not standard spoopy game tropes?
Telephoneline: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! KonCha VirtualHug VirtualHug VirtualHug
ButButTheJesus: oh right
electra310: Spoopy time!
RandomTrivia: CW: Some real fucked-up shit
BusTed: benginHi
Seth_Erickson: I did actually
merciful_pepper: lets gooo
ButButTheJesus: I did not know that.
Pteraspidomorphi: I was vaguely aware
raulghoulia: 2s the best
jessieimproved: I have kids, yes, I know
DiscordianTokkan: Spooky Paaaaandaaaa
RandomTrivia: Oh hello there Ben
charlie_victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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hatboozeparty: Jeez im sorry?
Seth_Erickson: Never watched three
FPNY41: have they gone back in time yet? that seems to be movie #3 theme
merciful_pepper: cant go wrong with po
rabbitgta: yeah and the cartoon pretty OK too
CastleOtranto: I did not know that
Seth_Erickson: though
sydnius: a wild BEN appears
DiscordianTokkan: Mood
Arclight_Dynamo: Is the second film called "Kung Two Panda"?
DrSoupPHD: Was it good?
GhostValv: the dream :)
SnackPak_: sounds like a nice afternoon
Pteraspidomorphi: Is Adam doing OK?
RandomTrivia: Sounds ideal
DrSoupPHD: First was good
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer50 I loved your tweet last week about loving Adam’s smile. Thanks for being such a beacon of Wholesome Masculinity 💜
Seth_Erickson: Is Kung Fu Panda 2 the one where he throws the cannon back?
charlie_victor7: @arclight_dynamo No but it should be
jessieimproved: agreed actually
gualdhar: clearly Ben is shilling for Big Mouse
Telephoneline: They're pretty good movies actually lol
circusofkirkus: because Ben, everyone WAS kung fu fighting
Seth_Erickson: So good they did it Thrice
ButButTheJesus: how fast were those kicks
GhostValv: they can't keep getting away with it
Mister_BlueSky: Name one other song about kung fu fighting.
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine
DrSoupPHD: This is fine
Critterbot: Oh no!
Gaytanic_Panic: This is fine.
Micsig: Everything is FINE
Earthenone: to be fair, everyone IS kungfu fighting
NightValien28: we seen the pictures, he is having a pog time
Seth_Erickson: Playing Darkest Dungeon very fitting
merciful_pepper: looking at your wall for the first time, impressive amount of unpainted models
GhostValv: tqsFine
circusofkirkus: fire in darkest dungeon?
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Like those Star Wars hacks keep opening their movies with the same song seabatUseless
DrSoupPHD: Everything is OO-NN FI-REEEE
Haroldholmes25: lrrFINE
QuixoticScrivener: No need for torches!
gualdhar: wait, he's on fire?!? what is this?!?
Gaytanic_Panic: "I hit my Earthshaker, I'm doing good."
Nathade subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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NightValien28: mini road quest
rabbitgta: so road quest mini ?
Mysticman89: go visist an IRL haunted manor
charli3_r: is this the end of the stream or the start?
codatski: Alright, we'll see that photoshopped and on Twitter by end of streams today
circusofkirkus: Juliamon that's the best image
Nenluen: a Quest.. to pick him up, on the Road?
NightValien28: road side quest
RandomTrivia: Road Quest 1.5!
Manae: Road Quest 1.5: Rescue Adam
SnowbirdMike: The lengths people go to to get an extra long weekend.
Atreides42: Do it!
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon cute
mrlector subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
mrlector: good golly spoops, it's eleven months!
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Gaytanic_Panic: no
DrSoupPHD: Road Quest 1.3333333.....: The search for Adam
sydnius: allons-y
electra310: Oh yes, do that please
charli3_r: so filphflophical
Mister_BlueSky: Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
raulghoulia: closing time!
YeetTheRich_: if adam doesn't come for the spoops, the spoops will come for adam
AdamYMHMI: You know, when we asked for some hot guys on stream this is not the expected result...
Lord_ZYRK: No.
Critterbot: That'd be sick! Wouldn't be easy to do, but...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wherever you go... there you are.
jess_lou_: I really want another road quest 😂
charli3_r: hell yeah
ButButTheJesus: No.
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, in that case
Rebornflames: Road trip sounds pretty fun actually
Lord_ZYRK: No!
Lord_ZYRK: :)
Seth_Erickson: Yeah Zyrk I need to see less No. and more Yes!
charli3_r: i was loving it last week
Xenguin47: Do we really want death to bloom? I don't imagine it has very nice flowers.
SnowbirdMike: we could pitch Amazon on a Rescue Adam series.
DrSoupPHD: Positively negative
circusofkirkus: No. :)
ButButTheJesus: No?
Lord_ZYRK: Seth_Erickson I'll show you more of something alright Hhhehehe
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not angry.
Mister_BlueSky: I do.
Critterbot: Never.
sydnius: this is your brain on deathbloom
Phailhammer: I do.
SnackPak_: Do they.
NightValien28: NO :D
YawnLance: I do, streamer.
BrowneePoints: Meme.
Kramburger: Why would we be angry Ben.
nebman227: I do. I don't know what you're talking about.
Manae: For initial impressions last week, this game has turned out far better than it had any right to be
DrSoupPHD: All periods.
TheMerricat: just as a reminder to chat in case they aren't plugged into the news Canadian BC is in a state of emergency due to wildfires
GhostValv: I'm having a great day.
quillilian: ???.
Xenguin47: No?????
circusofkirkus: How are you, streamer.
BusTed: You've done it now.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I put periods at the end of basically everything I say, Ben.
electra310: Uh oh
DrSoupPHD: A.l.l.p.e.r.i.o.d.
Royal_Pride21: is there a deathbloom chapter 3?
Lord_ZYRK: I could never be angry at you, Ben.
itomeshi: Um... to be fair, I always try to use the Queen's English.
Mysticman89: no‽
Atreides42: How dare.
charli3_r: MY COFFEE'S READY!!!!
Darth_Litigious: Punctuation is important.
GuilKato: We're not Angry, just disappointed.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown No FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GuilKato: :P
Mister_BlueSky: I literally always put punctuation. I wasn't raised in a barn.
Seth_Erickson: Bring it on seabatSKYLADY
Xiff_: Alright Chat, make sure you use proper punctuation from now on.
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BrowneePoints: @itomeshi I'm a big fan of overthrowing the Queen's English. Rascally Colonials
YeetTheRich_: send in jordan for the pants check
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know someone's mad at you when they start. doing. this. with. their. periods.
Crimall: Are you wearing Pants?????
YeetTheRich_: no I was just typing ben wtf
MegaDosX: I'm gonna put some money on not
KV1NN4: Question? Accuse.
Lord_ZYRK: Hell yeah
MagicalAttackGecko: No rules, no Pants
sydnius: 👻
Easilycrazyhat subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
Easilycrazyhat: 2 years? That's almost 1 year!
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matthaus_c: the breeze of the fan pointed straight at ben's booty
Arclight_Dynamo: Hard agree.
Lord_ZYRK: Ben could just be a skeleton from the waist down
ShaneLeeAtk: Agreed
Gildan_Bladeborn: Objectively correct opinion there Ben.
MegaDosX: Preach it Ben
Seth_Erickson: Give me Winter any day
Lord_ZYRK: Hard yes
MagicalAttackGecko: FACTS
Critterbot: I prefer autumn.
CommunistBakery: FALL AND WINTER
Juliamon: Disagree.
YawnLance: It's getting cold here, it's great benginHype
DiscordianTokkan: Yep
Gildan_Bladeborn: Summer = the straight worst.
PaperDoopliss: People who like summer only want one thing and it's disgusting
MegaDosX: Winter is vastly superior
Mister_BlueSky: No. Winter only.
BrowneePoints: As someone who lives in a Corn Jungle, screw summer
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want fall, like... always.
CommunistBakery: The excuse to wear layers is key
adamjford: FUCK winter.
f_tan_theta: summer is terrible, people only like it because of school break conditioning
NotCainNorAbel: buy a sauna
Arclight_Dynamo: It really tilts me when the weather guy on TV is like "It's even better tomorrow because it's hotter!"
SnackPak_: Summer best, don't @ me
polarb3r: Winter is best
BrowneePoints: Summer and Winter suck
Telephoneline: This is definitely an annoying, oppressive summer in the pnw
AdamYMHMI: Always fall. Always fall.
obionedrop: summer sucks
GhostValv: smelling?
FPNY41: bugs
MagicalAttackGecko: Sunburns
TheMerricat: fall is where it's at
Mister_BlueSky: Sunburns stinks.
Inkompetence: Burning.
Nigouki: people who want summer actually want spring and fall
DeM0nFiRe: Fall and beginning of winter are best TBH
Gaytanic_Panic: AUTUMN GANG RISE UP
Haroldholmes25: sand?
MagicalAttackGecko: WINTER IS BASED
blip2004: spring/fall best seaons
Easilycrazyhat: Winter is best
YeetTheRich_: it's rough, course and it gets everywhere
Arclight_Dynamo: Victoria winter is good.
obionedrop: winter rules
Seth_Erickson: Winter rules
Meyari: Bugs
codatski: Agreed
Pteraspidomorphi: Spring has good fruit and I have no allergies
f_tan_theta: winter has skiing
Juliamon: Winter is worst and you can't change my mind
BrowneePoints: BEN IT GETS TO -30C HERE IN THE WINTER!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Eternal autumn was a horror location in Clive Barker's Undying... for me, that sounded like literal paradise.
NightValien28: itching, sweating and switching
Arclight_Dynamo: ACTUAL winter is bad.
CastleOtranto: Sneezing?
matthaus_c: Winter in the southern hemisphere? it's just hot and dry
itomeshi: Winter: Because you can always add layers, but there's a point where it's illegal to remove layers.
Lord_ZYRK: Itching, sweating, and sunburning
FPNY41: spring is best. No leaves. No snow. No Sun
Pangogie: Anything but summer.
StarWarsTHX1138: Winter Winter Winter Winter!!!!
YawnLance: Everyone loves Autumn
GhostValv: pumpkin spice gang :)
SnowbirdMike: We need an endless fall and i dont mean aaaaahaaahhhhh Splat!!!
Seth_Erickson: Autumn gang can go chuck rocks
Telephoneline: it's true
mulligan2six: Says the guy living in Victoria... Winter.. psssshhh
tidehollowcat: Summer: the time of itching, sweating, and fires.
NotCainNorAbel: Winter for the WIN
electra310: There’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it
adamjford: Nobody is allowed to say winter rules until they wait at a bus stop for an hour in -30
NightValien28: its not even a gang its a legion at this point
Juliamon: I wish autumn was warmer
Mister_BlueSky: I am.
matthaus_c: Spring: MUH ALLERGIES
Gildan_Bladeborn: All Fall, all year long.
darkspiredragon: Autumn is allergy season
AdamYMHMI: If snow snow never fell on pavement I would be on board with winter.
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, acshually
BrowneePoints: Ask any American Midwesterner about Winter and we well tell you hell stories
Juliamon: Spring is shitty allergy autumn
Mister_BlueSky: Death to all but Winter.
Xenguin47: I have Opinions about leaf-cleanup
Seth_Erickson: and also it rains a lot
GhostValv: I wish autumn tree allergies weren't terrible
sgowell: Without two hosts does it make this “I Nope”?
BusTed: pumpkin spice lattes DansGame
Lord_ZYRK: Spring is too damn muddy
YeetTheRich_: eternal twilight gang
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spring is hotter than Autumn, and therefore worse.
SnowbirdMike: Harvest
Kaorti: Weather is for dumbs.
FPNY41: SCREW LEAVES TO HELL
flailingsoup: spring is always third
YawnLance: Spring is just angry Autumn, send tweet.
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, this is me waiting at a bus stop in winter. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539311355111669762/675488924822667284/2020-02-07_12.50.18.jpg
blip2004: my alergies happen late summer early fall
BrowneePoints: I'm a fan of the 3 weeks of Spring we get, and Fall
matthaus_c: this is an incredibly northern hemisphere conversation :P
Mysticman89: snow is better
Zath_: Fuck autumn
Gaytanic_Panic: Man, hateful.
Seth_Erickson: Eternal Winter, bring me Ragnarok
Zath_: It manes summer is over
eric_christian_berg: Die on this hill.
Juliamon: leaf good
SnackPak_: cool autumn season takes in here
itomeshi: No, no, the stupid plants need to Get. A. Room.
CastleOtranto: Can you die of seasonal allergies? Because I think I'm dying.
GhostValv: dry leaves can crunch in hell!
Haroldholmes25: leave leaves alone
albatros064: leaves are not good when you've got maple trees...
FPNY41: leaves on trees, ok. leaves on my driveway can F right off
PaperDoopliss: Well now we have to cancel Ben
Telephoneline: leaves? GOOD.
ButButTheJesus: leaf good sun bad
Mysticman89: Just like an inch of snow
Seth_Erickson: You like raking leaves?
rabbitgta: if you live in Wisconsin you will eventually see a Sunny snow shower
DiscordianTokkan: But WHY Leaves, wait, wrong stream
MegaDosX: *takes notes* Leaves...are...good...
Easilycrazyhat: But birds like leaves, Ben
Nenluen: leaves are great.. until they fall and you have to rake them for weeks on end
sydnius: leaf compost tomatoes
ArkhamArchivist: Taking a Fern Stance
plummeting_sloth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
plummeting_sloth: 95 months of Ben being in the pocket of Big Leaf
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gualdhar: leaves suck, I'm allergic to rotting leaves
SnowbirdMike: Look at our flag.
BrowneePoints: I can't believe Ben, growing up in ALBERTA likes WINTER
Mister_BlueSky: Snow or riot.
Jennie_Fuchsia: Lmao literally was just planning leaf based vacation. Go literal leaves
AdamYMHMI: "LoadingReadyRun makes comedy and entertainment and stand by leaves as good."
zimmercj: @rabbitgta In WI we see everything
Gildan_Bladeborn: The thing about leaves is that you don't have to pick them up. Let them sort themselves out.
Lord_ZYRK: Slap that under the Controversies section.
YawnLance: I was not expecting this anti-leaf rhetoric
Arclight_Dynamo: @BrowneePoints I think he likes Victoria winter.
Juliamon: Why the hell would you rake leaves *before* they're done falling tho
YeetTheRich_: way to antogonize twitch chat again, good job ben Kappa
adamjford: I TOO CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
Juliamon: you KNOW there'll be more
rabbitgta: true @zimmercj 👍
charli3_r: winter is the best
Gaytanic_Panic: BRING ON THE LAYERS
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thanks, I hate it.
SnackPak_: no thanks
matthaus_c: it's just me and @MegaDosX here repping the Southern Hemisphere Winter Hell
zimmercj: Winter is the best.
Gaytanic_Panic: MORE LAYERS
ButButTheJesus: "I see... flannel"
Lord_ZYRK: Go on this adventure with Bemjo
Easilycrazyhat: I'm in the same boat as one of the "weird" ones who lived in a snowy place that loved snow and winter.
adamjford: I would rather die, Ben.
BrowneePoints: I picture 10 inches of Rock hard frozen snow and ice, and it's -40C and my face hurts and I can't breathe
saucemaster5000: winter is the wonderland of the seasons -- also it'll kill youy
sydnius: lrrWOW
adamjford: In fact, I probably will.
zimmercj: That sounds awesome. IMHO.
DiscordianTokkan: I've done that. It fucking SUCKED, Ben,
Easilycrazyhat: Snow is awesome
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Winter here's great! What's it like in Brazil?
LidofLoathing: I've done that at 6 am. It's terrible
MagicalAttackGecko: ben is correct
Critterbot: -40C is no joke, that is hella cold!
plummeting_sloth: Put it in your minds eye... and then put it in your literal eye
Seth_Erickson: and you can pretend you're smoking because you can see your breath
adamjford: Oh no.
Telephoneline: That shit is peaceful
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX very hot and very dry.
Kramburger: Celsius or Fahrenheit?
CastleOtranto: -40 will freeze your face to your face
Gildan_Bladeborn: There is a phrase I often use: There is a LIMIT, in polite society, to how many layers of clothing you can remove when its "way the fuck too hot". You can just put on however many layers you want to when it's too cold.
eric_christian_berg: Nothing like being in front of a fire watching the snow fall outside with a mug of hot chocolate. Shoveling, though, can get bent
Mister_BlueSky: I've forgotten what silence sounds like. Tinnitus sucks.
Phailhammer: If it makes you feel better, it's snowing where I am right now. :D
charli3_r: i love winter,, because summer is literally death in australia
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c That's unfortunate.
zimmercj: #scarfweather
Juliamon: -40 is the overlap point for F/C, right?
BrowneePoints: bullshit there's no wind!
Seth_Erickson: or you could pretend to be a dragon either or works
LidofLoathing: -40 is -40 in both
adamjford: yeah wind chill is really what can fuck off
f_tan_theta: no wind makes a huuuuge difference
DiscordianTokkan: Don't care. Too fucking cold, fuck that
FPNY41: you're making me want to make a cup of coffee
Lord_ZYRK: Juliamon correct
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, WELL now. We get -35C AND wind AND wet. It's awful.
adamjford: you're right about that at least
ButButTheJesus: I can appreciate it Ben
LordZarano: @kramburger Yes
adamjford: lmao
Easilycrazyhat: windchill sucks
plummeting_sloth: There's no wind... the Alberta government outlawed the wind for just such occasions
adamjford: fuck
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
itomeshi: lol
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Been in -40 plus wind....it sucked.
YawnLance: The wind chill hurts my achy bones
SnowbirdMike: - 40 easier that + 40
Seth_Erickson: It's no lie though
jessieimproved: gotta have that windbreak layer
saucemaster5000: did hear you have a birthday coming up old man winter
DeM0nFiRe: The wind chill of you breathing in still hurts even with no wind lol
charli3_r: better than 40 degrees minimum during summer
BrowneePoints: Those of us in the Great Plains WISH we didn't ahve wind
mulligan2six: The wind gets ya when you walk uphill to and from school
AdamYMHMI: Look, my knee hurts and there's a snowstorm coming.
ButButTheJesus: MUH JOINTS
GhostValv: windchill is almost as bad as leaves
darkspiredragon: Have a Schmukers sonny
itomeshi: @Rumiir_the_Dragon Do you mean it blew?
Nenluen: -40? it's not the heat that'll get you, it's the humidity
Lord_ZYRK gums his prunes
YeetTheRich_: ah yes the horror games
FPNY41: it's not the heat, it's the humidity
Mister_BlueSky: Your thirties are coming for you Benjamin. :)
DiscordianTokkan: If it's -40 WALKING causes enough windchill to rend flesh, no thanks
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX yeah I die without a fan. at least during Fall and Spring there's rain to cool things down
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lord_ZYRK Not in public, please.
YeetTheRich_: I knew there was a point to this stream Kappa
Rumiir_the_Dragon: @itomeshi Boo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben claimed the game couldn't scare him anymore because it gave him a gun, and then seconds later it scared him.
ButButTheJesus: Fahjah
polarb3r: The wind makes all the difference
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dweebert91: Hey Ben, is that a grey hair? Kappa
GuilKato: windchill really is the part that makes you proper cold - that and when your breath fogs up your glasses and if you don't wipe them off they grow ice crystls
Telephoneline: FATHER? Unique...
aldruon: horror games, or horrible games? :P
CastleOtranto: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Seth_Erickson: That was a smart Mom btw
QuixoticScrivener: -40 when F or C doesn’t matter.
Mister_BlueSky: Also gazebos.
Seth_Erickson: honestly the best character thus far
YawnLance: This all sounds right
FPNY41: as you do
mulligan2six: And dogs
Xenguin47: Sweet! Cult-Dad!
matthaus_c: "I'm a dude" is a pretty safe bet when playing video games.
Seth_Erickson: also double haunted yeah
electric_claire: A cannibal cult, if you will
Gildan_Bladeborn: When we last left our hero, he had killed chainsaw dude and read a series of notes on end tables all written by the same person, who is secretly (not so secretly) evil.
charli3_r: the gazebo cult
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: I swear I watched last and for all I know Ben could still be making this up
GenericHerooo: O_o
raulghoulia: the girl from Stephen King
FPNY41: damnit, cults ruin the reputation of cannibals
blip2004: she has sided with the Deathbloom
Gildan_Bladeborn: Her dad and brother died in the basement.
Kramburger: The game's basically System Shock meets Amnesia
YeetTheRich_: you play final fantasy and get confused by THIS?
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP_TK
Juliamon: I remember the cannibal cult and the deathbloom drugs, that's as far as I could tell you tho
Seth_Erickson: Her parents try to run away but they die with her brother by the cult and the cult has convinced her that they died because of their own fault.
Arclight_Dynamo: There's a lot of backstory and creepy shit happens. Got ya.
MyBuddySuperfly: are you ok
FPNY41: this sounds like the plot to Kingdom Hearts 3
Gildan_Bladeborn: For some reason I remember the story of this game perfectly.
jessieimproved: that's code for this drug kills you
offbeatwitch: "also there's a ghost"
plummeting_sloth: at this point, someone who tries to help you in a horror game who actually a) helps and b) doesn't immediately die would be the most frighting thing at all due to how unusual it is
matthaus_c: and there was also Bubba!
adamjford: Ghosts aren't real, Ben.
charli3_r: so basically meth
matthaus_c: don't forget Bubba
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Mister_BlueSky: Playing the Kingdom Hearts games makes you immune to most storytelling BS.
lucha_libro: the dad found guns, the kid told thecult leader cause their dad wanted to leave, so the dad ran with the little brother, killed him, and himself.
Kramburger: Deathbloom is my favourite Strixhaven college
sydnius: deathbloom is bad mmk
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ghosts are implied Ben, by all the gazebos.
YawnLance: Sounds right
Seth_Erickson: @LoadingReadyRun there's definitely a ghost, the place has 2 count em 2 gazebos
FPNY41: was donald there, not healing you
lamina5432: lost all our arrows
Mister_BlueSky: Ghostzebos, if you will.
MyBuddySuperfly: nice
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c The internet says winter in Brazil averages between 13 and 18, which sounds fine to me. Is it just unimaginably dry?
Kramburger: "Old Cloud yells at Man"
DeM0nFiRe: Oh also Ben has quit the game if there's an indoor gazebo
Gildan_Bladeborn: We did pick up additional arrow.
charli3_r: you got a bunch more
Seth_Erickson: we did pick up some extra arrows
Lord_ZYRK: Stop running from your problems and murder them with a bow
Mister_BlueSky: Welcome back to the Bachman Turner Overdrive Mansion.
MyBuddySuperfly: Fifty Shades of Gray - the game?
Juliamon: Oh right, this game had a remarkably straightforward map
thraximore: just in the nick of time, howdy folks!
NightValien28: MegaDosX when you live in 40C nearly every day if it drops to half of that we basically freeze
offbeatwitch: how much bullets
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember this is, kind of, a stealth game.
Mysticman89: I think this game was best before we got weaponry
YawnLance: Oh yeah, the one sound effect they bought
FPNY41: I felt the same way about Gone Home
YeetTheRich_: yes
offbeatwitch: he's just chillin
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX uhhh. that average is very biased towards southern brazil. midwest and up you don't get temps under 30 C during the day
Seth_Erickson: We've had some good moments post weapons as well
mulligan2six: Dolls!!
sydnius: pacman manor sounds nice
NightValien28: double tap
MyBuddySuperfly: NO
adamjford: don't like that
MegaDosX: @NightValien28 I can imagine. It's part of the reason I enjoy Australian winter, because summer is so painful.
GhostValv: seabatNogood
YawnLance: That sure is a ventriloquist dummy
ButButTheJesus: fun!
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Seth_Erickson: Hey who gave you that
floki4242: kill it
FPNY41: double tap
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Fair enough!
jellobrand: shoot first ask questions later
Gaytanic_Panic: K N I F E T I M E
Gildan_Bladeborn: Would you like us to lie to you and say that it isn't a doll with a knife?
blip2004: sure is Goosebumps
Mister_BlueSky: Not LIKE a doll with a knife. It IS a doll with a knife.
thraximore: omg who gave that guy a knife
GenericHerooo: Bow?!
Easilycrazyhat: ew
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
YawnLance: Oh that's pretty bad
Diabore: FUCK THAT
raulghoulia: Ben, which is worse, dolls or spiders?
floki4242: run
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Good lord
NightValien28: MegaDosX oh yeah I love it, I love the cold it just hurts a lot LUL
plummeting_sloth: does... being plastic preclude soething from looking like a child?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh...this is going to be good
Gildan_Bladeborn: So what they're saying is... they put a doll's head on a kid's body.
Seth_Erickson: They're a pretty dapper fellow though
thraximore: huh, this game continues to surprise
charli3_r: dolls
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spider-dolls, OBVIOUSLY.
MegaDosX: Spider dolls?
itomeshi: spider dolls!
YeetTheRich_: spiders are homies
thraximore: spider dolls!
Easilycrazyhat: What about dolls with the hands of human children?
Rebornflames: dolls 100%
YawnLance: We did have a spider doll in that one game
FPNY41: that door deserved it
Seth_Erickson: spiders are like real and can actually move
zimmercj: @raulghoulia Spiderman action figures
matthaus_c: that door was LLLLLIBERATED
Mysticman89: spiders are rough since you know they move and could go anywhere
SnackPak_: spider dolls with 8 knives
MyBuddySuperfly: that's how I open doors too
GuilKato: so a Spider in a Glass Jar in the forest
FPNY41: it knows what it did
SquareDotCube: flaming baby spiders
thraximore: yikes that one
floki4242: yea
charli3_r: ben you gotta come to austraia itll cure your fear
immortal_spooder: Spiders are friends!
Mysticman89: dolls at least wont move most of the time when you're looking at them
matthaus_c: Solo Ben and Horror Dolls, name a more iconic duo
Seth_Erickson: What was that game that got taken off of steam because of China? didn't it have like a creepy doll spider thing
YawnLance: Welp
mulligan2six: From the doll
thraximore: @immortal_spooder I know this but my amygdala doesn't care
YeetTheRich_: hihihi
strebenherz: NOPE NOPE NOPE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: ben's been to australia, he is a braver man than I
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was that horror game where you were exploring... somewhere in China? I remember a spider literally made from doll parts running on the ceiling and chasing you.
blip2004: oh good. it laughs
thraximore: naturally
neisan2112: Spider Dolls? someone should watch the movie Possum
gualdhar: of course there's more
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: New friend new friend new friend
floki4242: not ok
YawnLance: Oh I don't like these
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
SnackPak_: woof
NightValien28: good reflexes there
frozenphoenix7: Nope don't like this
MegaDosX: @charli3_r I've told him before he needs to visit the Australian Reptile Park because of the snakes, but they have plenty of spiders he could check out :p
Nigouki: fill it with lead
FPNY41: it wasn't the first, it was the last
frozenphoenix7: Don't like this at all
Lord_ZYRK: Twins, Basil
strebenherz: Time to set the haunted house on fire
charli3_r: AHHHHHH
Lunareclipse123: Rapid fire there
jessieimproved: well done game
YeetTheRich_: benginTraitor
NightValien28: still moving
Masslost: well thats a murder
mulligan2six: That got me so good haha
AdamYMHMI: My Buddy! My Buddy!
adamjford: gottem
NightValien28: double tap
MegaDosX: Also holy crap that went from 0 to 100 in no time flat
Dog_of_Myth: Babyface is the name of the Spider Doll from Toy Story
GuilKato: hmmm luckily they had weak childarms @LoadingReadyRun
Gildan_Bladeborn: So those are children wearing masks.
Mysticman89: I'm a bit phobic of all bugs/insects/spiders, which I realised when I got super freaked out by a ladybug.
infinity_225: Oh I hate that
matthaus_c: now the dolls can stop pretending to be dead
thraximore: nah
Easilycrazyhat: "You didn't say the magic word"
strebenherz: Find the fire Ben, it gets rid of the dolls!
CastleOtranto: That was some screaming while I was tabbed away. Oof
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your 2nd biggest fear.
NotCainNorAbel: how very American of you
sydnius: liberated
charli3_r: @MegaDosX no faster way to cure a fear than look at Australia's 1000's of spiders
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
Kramburger: ?????
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to hard mode. Kappa
AdamYMHMI: I now imagine that Ben sees a spider in the show and just unloads on it.
plummeting_sloth: my biggest fears are heights and blood draws. Both regretably unshootable
gualdhar: just don't get hit fivehead
KeytarCat: reload save?
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: It's a First_Aid kit, not an ER
Kramburger: No??????
matthaus_c: what, are you not a Hardcore Capital G Gamer
PulseGun: you gonna die.
MyBuddySuperfly: dool
Xenguin47: ¬¬¬¬¬¬
MyBuddySuperfly: whoops
thraximore: I mean, that's how it is in real life :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
MyBuddySuperfly: doll
objectivefailure: Well this seems an appropriate time to ask, how much of a red flag is it if someone says they "collect haunted dolls" on a first date.
The_Myrddraal: Looks like the healthcare is American too
matthaus_c: the frames are at GDQ
Gildan_Bladeborn: You took a note.
sydnius: §§§§
sporkraptor: ah, phantasmagoria with a gun
darkspiredragon: If a doll boy shanks you how much is your standard office medical kit going to help? Honestly?
CastleOtranto: Did we see ghost orbs?
FPNY41: mmmm, VGA port porn
MegaDosX: ¿¿¿¿¿
Pteraspidomorphi: VGA?
MyBuddySuperfly: what should we use instead of question marks?
Kramburger: Find the Power Cable Key
Solid_Fuel: oh no. my biggest fear, vga
Mysticman89: ⁂⁂⁂⁂
NightValien28: I see a vga and serial
iamthemidboss: use the svideo port for better quality!
sporkraptor: phantasmaphobia? whatever
zimmercj: ‽‽‽‽ interobangs work better?
raulghoulia: question marks are old. Interrobang is the new hotness
thraximore: seems like this game could benefit from some optimization
Lunareclipse123: Gives me Data Centre flashbacks
GuilKato: luckily ben was a AV Tech! he can fix the projector, focus and align it!
LordZarano: ✓✓✓✓✓
Kramburger: BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES WHEN YOU FINISH POOPING PEOPLE
PulseGun: is an old Neo Geo console.
MyBuddySuperfly: °°°°°
Seth_Erickson: I'm glad the hotel I work at doesn't have any conference rooms
mulligan2six: More like health nibbles
FPNY41: my worst fear: keystoning
Lunareclipse123: Inerrobang?!
Seth_Erickson: no need to search for cables they store god knows where
Xenguin47:
thraximore: slicey dicey
matthaus_c: that's the dolls sharpening their knives for you <3
plummeting_sloth: Guns and Roses in teh distance
Driosenth: What was the IO on that projector? I didn't see any modern display inputs like HDMI or DisplayPort
Arclight_Dynamo: But Beej tells me projectors are great. Kappa
Seth_Erickson: Oh they're twins
MegaDosX: Ben that sounds like some hardcore projection there friend
itomeshi: Shouldn't be hard, that's a standard IEC320C13 connector.
Seth_Erickson: ask them if they both like ice cream
Mister_BlueSky: I don't know, you might be projecting.
NotCainNorAbel: I'll keep those if I can remove printers from the world
FPNY41: I want a 2000" slightly distorted, heavily washed out TV
Mysticman89: Projectors can be good if you want to pay a disgusting amount and lock yourself in a dark dungeon room
f_tan_theta: slicing the wall to signal a knife fight
Gildan_Bladeborn: As someone who supports a location with multiple projectors, I can agree with that, yes.
Xenguin47: Just wait until they come out with 3D projectors and you get to do keystoning in three dimentions
plummeting_sloth: nice pose on that one
Pteraspidomorphi: They bleed
Dog_of_Myth: FREEDOM
plummeting_sloth: very casual
adamjford: WAIT SORRY THE DOLLS HAVE BLOOD
CastleOtranto: Yes, we can agree on that.
matthaus_c: wait there are blood effects for the dolls
adamjford: DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT THEY HAVE BLOOD?????
thraximore: LIBERATED FBtouchdown
Phailhammer: Having had to work with projectors in a school, yes, they can get in the bin.
matthaus_c: YOU'RE NOT ALONE ADAM
blip2004: but who doesn't like paying more money for worse picture quality and have to replace bulbs
AtomicAlchemical: WHY DO THE DOLLS HAVE BLOOD?
Easilycrazyhat: I'm getting Hash Slinging Slasher vibes from these things.
raulghoulia: they have head blood
plummeting_sloth: that's not blood, it's doll juice. Totally normal
Lord_ZYRK: adamjford you're acting like that's weird and I don't understand why
BrowneePoints: Projectors suck, however smash bros/movies on massive projector screens are amazing
YeetTheRich_: disregard question marks, acquire banan 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not just "random business people" in my case... it's our company's top level executives.
thraximore: @plummeting_sloth yeah they just uhhh dyed the hydraulics red
FPNY41: I did that for ten years, going to medical conferences as the mobile tech guy
sydnius: new from american girl
Lord_ZYRK: WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT AT DOLLS HAVING BLOOD???????
Xenguin47: With a cable, or just punching their iPod straight into the sheetrock?
f_tan_theta: if they bleed we can kill them
Gildan_Bladeborn: And also random field employees in for technical training.
Seth_Erickson: Oh pog
Kramburger: My job is to make videos for people who don't know how videos are made
thraximore: wonder if this is better
matthaus_c: a 9mm is better than a shitty ruger
Kramburger: Same but different
Mysticman89: glock versus luger according to my random video game gun knowledge
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mossboss15: Glad to catch the spoops again live!
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charli3_r: yeah by a lot
Arclight_Dynamo: @BrowneePoints The local multiplex here will rent you a whole-ass theatre and hook a console up to it for you.
Mister_BlueSky: Something something stoppin powah.
Lunareclipse123: a 9mm bullet should be a lot more powerful than a .22
Easilycrazyhat: a .22 is teeny tiny bullets, so yeah
BrowneePoints: @Arclight_Dynamo local RKO theatre does it here too
Nigouki: 9mm still a pea shooter vs a .45 Kappa
CastleOtranto: Where is Alex when we need him
sporkraptor: "I'm not scared, just disappointed"
RayFK: Don't listen to him Chat, he scared
Makrosian_Tae: "their vision is based on movement"
thraximore: oh is Adam still on vacay?
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BrowneePoints: @Arclight_Dynamo they actually hosted a SF and a GG tourney a few years back
Kramburger: Their Doll sense is tingling
matthaus_c: we are all channel the knowledge Alex dumped onto us
MyBuddySuperfly: lol
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
MegaDosX: @thraximore He's boxed in by fires apparently
Arclight_Dynamo: @BrowneePoints Nice!
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
f_tan_theta: wow I hated that
rasterscan: Ah, yup, there's the mannequin closet
thraximore: @MegaDosX oh hell
sydnius: spooppppp
Telephoneline: benginSpoop benginSpoop
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no... are the headless mannequins going to attack us now?!
sporkraptor: this is fine
rasterscan: Standard feature, the mannequin closet.
MyBuddySuperfly: electric rats
sporkraptor: fiiiiiiiine
Mysticman89: does that maniquin have nipples, or is thge texture just weird
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, you just need a mini gun
Kramburger: I miss Adam. He helps us be brave
thraximore: that's good! well done devs
Gildan_Bladeborn: That one moved.
MegaDosX: What is that in top left of the cupboard that opened?
GuilKato: to be fair those children are bullet sponges
plummeting_sloth: someone using a bandsaw downstairs
eric_christian_berg: huuuugs
Gildan_Bladeborn: That 100% moved. It was facing the wall earlier.
Lord_ZYRK: There is no need to be afraid, Ben. Let the tiddy soothe your fears.
Ba_Dum_Tish: the maniquin just want a hug
matthaus_c: oh those? those are just the ghost squirrels
objectivefailure: Spooky crickets
Mister_BlueSky: Adam's not here. Thus, scary.
sydnius: bbc sound workshop
Nemo_Rasa: wait a minute, why did my notifier say this was talking sim?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Lunareclipse123: That's the sound of spoop leaking out
hurricanealpaca: I'm spooped.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: CLIP
Telephoneline: there it is
GhostValv: ha
rasterscan: Pffthahahaha
thraximore: man the cicadas round these parts are weird
SnowbirdMike: like that
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHA
Mister_BlueSky: JUMPSCARE!
RandomTrivia: WELP
YawnLance: Very disarming
mulligan2six: Perfect
matthaus_c: TOUCHDOWN
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
f_tan_theta: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
MegaDosX: The timing tho
shendaras: FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: Get got
thraximore: FBtouchdown
SnowbirdMike: Timing
Seth_Erickson: pew pew
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sporkraptor: hnnngggghhhhh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I got got there too
Ba_Dum_Tish: What have you got there?
strebenherz: Way to make mannequin boobs terrifying
YawnLance: Remember Ben, the hands of children.
hurricanealpaca: watcha gonna do?
RayFK: Bad Boyz II
matthaus_c: the hands of children~
MegaDosX: Speaking of good boys, where's Remy?
zimmercj: Those look like HD creepy dolls
Seth_Erickson: These are the naughty children
Lunareclipse123: What *are* you gonna do when they come for you Ben?!
Makrosian_Tae: Anybody else hearing talking in the background or is that just me?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Stealth kill?
Lunareclipse123: Stealth kill!
Mister_BlueSky: I wish it was gone when you looked back around the corner.
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: huh
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Assassinated!
FPNY41: Ragdoll?
matthaus_c: also hello there @YawnLance benginHeart viking64Catheart
Easilycrazyhat: It gasped...
thraximore: T POSE
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sporkraptor: dollstabber
Telephoneline: who's stabbin who
mulligan2six: Blocking the hallway now
matthaus_c: idiot doll baby]
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Xiff_: Turns out that was the one friendly doll.
GhostValv: assinated
eric_christian_berg: That was very Adam.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I see you've played knifey dolly before
Telephoneline: big boi
Enki1256: I return from dinner to find... Slappy from goosebumps being killed from behind?
Seth_Erickson: We can tickle the ivories PogChamp
Haroldholmes25: lol
thraximore: 0_0
Lord_ZYRK: benginTraitor
GuilKato: there is a guitar in there - new bonk weapon?
YawnLance: @matthaus_c hewwo bb uwu benginHeart
charli3_r: iconic ben line,, whos got the knife not
matthaus_c: <3 <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to El Kabong
Kramburger: That's a good piece yo
Lunareclipse123: Ohoo, Resident Evil reference
Pteraspidomorphi: When I was... A young boy...
Mister_BlueSky: Moonlight Sonata's hard, yo.
FPNY41: where's the saxophone?
CAKHost: OH it's a reference to another game!
thraximore: I like this protagonist
charli3_r: @Pteraspidomorphi HOW DARE YOU
Juliamon: I mean, good on our character for not wanting to make unnecessary noise.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Never took piano lessons? What a scrub.
The_Myrddraal: My father... Took me into the city...
sporkraptor: there's *so many cupboards and closets and dressers*
Seth_Erickson: oh the fairly new looking guitar isn't going away NotLikeThis
thraximore: Though I feel like Tocatta en Fugue might be more fitting
YeetTheRich_: Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you ...
CaptinOfBeez: to see a marching band?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ben, have *you* learned a piano piece by heart so you can whip it out in a situation like this one?
Juliamon: as someone who doesn't play piano, pianos are always WAY louder than you expect them to be
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a maze.
MyBuddySuperfly: ART room
Seth_Erickson: An art gallery
objectivefailure: What, you don't have a gallery?
YawnLance: It's called a gallery, streamer.
CaptinOfBeez: its art!
sydnius: look a garfunkel
charli3_r: please people stop,, im tring to drink my coffee and I keep spitaking
Mister_BlueSky: FBCatch 𝓐 𝓡 𝓣
Lord_ZYRK: Juliamon only if you don't play them piano benginFingers
Nemo_Rasa: @pteraspidomorphi I definitely read that as 'when I was a young warthog'
electra310: ORT
thraximore: seabatPjorg art
tehfewl: I have 1 art on my wall
matthaus_c: Hazoret has a frame Kappa
zimmercj: They paid for the art asset pack they had to use it.
Seth_Erickson: Next step is Gallery
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: You have a framed piece of art in the bottom right hand of the screen
ButButTheJesus: POGGERS
YawnLance: That fear crouch
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: BLATBLATBLAT
NotCainNorAbel: it really is the start of adulthood is freaming art
YeetTheRich_: dissapointed hazoret in the background
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
objectivefailure: Nice reflexes.
silenceaux: That was a LOT of bullet
RandomTrivia: LUL
Telephoneline: gottem
MyBuddySuperfly: wow Ben, lol :D
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
itomeshi: Didn't you get one from a Loading Ready Live episode?
SnowbirdMike: Hahah effecient
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: Ben kills an art critic
lucha_libro: Please someone clip that
MegaDosX: Wow
matthaus_c: the GUN DISCIPLINE on this boy
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: dropshot him LUL
charli3_r: all your ammo gone
niccus: that was... a reflex
neisan2112: But are they originals tho?
withwherewithal: Calm composure righjt therre
JosephDeath: You sure got that chair
7gorobei: tacticool
FPNY41: whoa I didn't know Voxy was playing
Saintnex: Lol
itomeshi: or was that Adam?
Enki1256: Frame your Hazoret there behind ya.
Lunareclipse123: That was some gun fu right there
electra310: Lol
Mr_Gainsworth: that was a reaction
ButButTheJesus: its FINE
Kazman20a: I see he went for the face roll defence
MegaDosX: You can tell he's spooked because he just unloads a magazine into things :p
YawnLance: Spooky creature? Better get on the floor!
Xiff_: manlyscream(dot)wav
CaptinOfBeez: dat trigger disciplin
Pteraspidomorphi: Nemo_Rasa: Perfectly acceptable alternative, I'm sure
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, he got so startled he sounded like Serge for a second, there. :D
Mr_Bitterness: That zombie was just admiring the art and you murdered him
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this art?
withwherewithal: that was perfect
Nigouki: good thing the Glockazine is like 17 rounds
GuilKato: he was just about to introduce you to the art collection ben, and you killed him
jellobrand: "Oh wait I'm an adult" proceeds to scream like a baby
Kramburger: I have the probably world's largest collection of Agatha Fisty paintings (I have 2 Agatha Fisty Paintings both from Desert Bus).
sydnius: liberaaaaaated
Saintnex: Ben “Cool as a Cucumber” Ulmer
Seth_Erickson: It was very good yeah
Lord_ZYRK: "ADULT"
RandomTrivia: It was really good
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the phasmaphobia stream was great
charli3_r: this looks like a murder room
Mister_BlueSky: Trying to guide them with the basketball was hilarious.
shendaras: You all did so well leading people with shoes
hurricanealpaca: oh no.
CAKHost: Having that bow out briefly made me think of Alone in the Dark again...
Kramburger: COOL AND GOOD
MyBuddySuperfly: cool story?
Seth_Erickson: They're real children NotLikeThis
thraximore: killing children, are we? umbraHmm
Pteraspidomorphi: "The next day, we gave them knives"
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no
FPNY41: the real horror is calculating gear ratios
neisan2112: Wait that means those werent puppets...
Juliamon: I tuned in long enough to see "Pick up the bunny if you think it's a poltergeist" and then it was a Hanta
thraximore: @Seth_Erickson in his defense, they DID stab him
Gildan_Bladeborn: That sounds like a recipe for more stream highlights to me.
Seth_Erickson: Ben I think we've already met the children with the masks
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BusTed: Recipe for Scares could be an alternate title for this show.
Ba_Dum_Tish: What is the recipe for scares? 1 part children, 3 parts jump scares, 2 parts dolls?
matthaus_c: we might need a separate Let's Nope Highlights :thonkemoji:
crystalbravest: stream quality for anyone else hitching, or should I reboot my machine?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Add a pinch of spiders.
Seth_Erickson: Is it the smaller white box
Anubis169 lurks
sydnius: get eng to 300
plummeting_sloth: I mean, everything is locked with a mechanism if you think about it
Juliamon: crystalbravest Seems fine here
YawnLance: Oh yeah
thraximore: @crystalbravest might be on your end
BusTed: Oh yeah, that was a super weird show.
Anubis169: say what?
YawnLance: Christine McConnell
raulghoulia: Tales from the Crypt?
BusTed: I saw a few episodes.
MyBuddySuperfly: The Nanny?
MyBuddySuperfly: :D
saucemaster5000: I remember it -- the puppets looked worse than the cakes
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that kid's show with the clown lady?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ben’s rocking Let’s Nope solo again this week (Adam, and Resident Evil Village will return next week) and he’s running back Deathbloom: Chapter 1! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1422716496438972418
Arclight_Dynamo: I know what you mean, but I can't remember the name.
crystalbravest: thanks i'll reboot
niccus: puppet, not poppet
FPNY41: Shari and Lambchop?
Anubis169: I've never heard of it, but now I want to watch it
Mister_BlueSky: Beakman's World.
sporkraptor: I remember seeing ads for it
Kramburger: Man, fuck Fondant.
Arclight_Dynamo: The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell
MegaDosX: You don't have a fondant cupboard?
YawnLance: She's a ludicrously talented craftsperson, but it's completely impossible to replicate her stuff benginLol
CastleOtranto: The Secret World of Alex Mack
frozenphoenix7: Fondant sucks
thraximore: fondant: the plastic surgery of cake?
objectivefailure: Fondant is gross
Anubis169: nah not Alex Mack
Nemo_Rasa: you DONT have a fondant drawer?
houndofcullin: Beakman's world was good. Not as good as Mr Wizard, though.
Anubis169: Alex Mack was amazing
matthaus_c: this all sounds like a LRR sketch series
Ba_Dum_Tish: I have a cake shop nearby that sells big containers of fondune
Kramburger: More like FonDON'T am I right gamers?
Mysticman89: grime tape
crystalbravest: cool - shut some stuff down and stream is good now. ty!
thraximore: ohhhhh I think I remember seeing her on Reddit years ago
houndofcullin: @Kramburger You right
FPNY41: nothing says gothic horror like 80's A/V
korvys: "Just grab your airbrush..." Ok, I have an airbrush, but like... that's probably not actually a common thing.
Mister_BlueSky: Unf*** this haunted house.
Lunareclipse123: VHS goes i nthe grammophone, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a combination projector/VCR.
Enki1256: Nice man-rug ya gotthere.
AdamYMHMI: Now you have to find the A/V Ghoul to help you
Ba_Dum_Tish: That doll is t posing for dominance
strebenherz: Reminded of why I like LRR's cooking shows, they're reasonable to follow
Mysticman89: this one is dust instead of grime
plummeting_sloth: now you have to go to the haunted radio shack
sydnius: gah no mkv, neanderthals
crystalbravest: that sound clip still sounds like a 360 booting up JUST saying
shendaras: In this house you make your own converters.
tehfewl: I always love watching those like "Make this at home" videos and without fail they always are like, "now just go plug it into your Lathe, and bring out your diamond tips for this one"
Gildan_Bladeborn: So a tape covered in dust, and a tape in grime... bets on the 3rd substance?
saucemaster5000: It was so weird how amazing her stuff looked, but the rest of the show looked incredibly cheap -- it was a contrast
Ba_Dum_Tish: Boy could we also not have that sound effect everytime we pick something up
Seth_Erickson: I'm sure we'll find a record for that grammaphone somewhere
matthaus_c: oh no my ectoplasm!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: I've never actually... interacted with fondant at all in my life, somehow. Haven't made it, haven't worked with it, haven't eaten it. I live a strange life.
Rebornflames: Is this place haunted because of the dead formats?
Mister_BlueSky: The ghost police come for us all.
CAKHost: WIll the 3rd table be covered in blood?
korvys: "Find the only non-haunted radio shack"
thraximore: lrrSPOOP umbraCop
CAKHost: *tape
Seth_Erickson: The ghost police heard there was 2 gazebos at this place
objectivefailure: Enter if you dare, the cursed crypt of Circuit City.
Kramburger: Hey Ben because Adam's not here you have to pick up some of his slack, so do you have any thoughts on Bray Wyatt getting released by WWE?
strebenherz: Radioshacks are dead, does that mean THEY haunt other stores?
matthaus_c: when do we get a laserdisc
MyBuddySuperfly: the TAPE
Ba_Dum_Tish: That doesn't look right
Arclight_Dynamo: That's an answering machine?
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
matthaus_c: just believe in the game, Benjamin
Arclight_Dynamo: wat
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait... 2 tapes at once?
YawnLance: Sure
Seth_Erickson: Now hey wait a minute
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no
matthaus_c: THEY WERE KEYS
CAKHost: Huh
hurricanealpaca: yes.
FPNY41: you want to see a bunch of cultists, put a few Laserdisks in the game
RandomTrivia: WAT
blip2004: i mean, answering machines did use tapes at one point.
thraximore: hm
saucemaster5000: at least your calls will be recorded now
korvys: @Kramburger I haven't been keeping up, but that sounds like they're just... conceding to AEW at this point.
RandomTrivia: IT WAS A KEY
MegaDosX: Keys!
Kramburger: We couldn't have just gone under?
Micsig: h4xored
GhostValv: at the same time?
f_tan_theta: I dont know about that one, game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Videokey
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, it was just to open the projector screen... that we could have just lifted with our HANDS.
Arclight_Dynamo: KeyHS
thraximore: umbraDC keys for days
SquareDotCube: They've got a real cult following going on
zimmercj: That's how your parents think tech works
YawnLance: Please Ben, our sphincters are always tight.
Seth_Erickson: There's our record
FPNY41: Tall Lady Hat?
RandomTrivia: Is that Lady D.'s hat?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The grammeraphone record, yay.
Seth_Erickson: Key #3
Seth_Erickson: obtained
matthaus_c: we're all incredibly tight here in horny jail
Ba_Dum_Tish: In horror everything is a key, guns are keys that unlock new areas by removing obsticles
charli3_r: ben hates dolls
sydnius: no doll in trash can?
MyBuddySuperfly: Ben "Children Annihilator" Ulmer confirmed
Xenguin47: Wait, who lit these candles?
matthaus_c: shoot its limp dead doll body! for catharsis!
RetroHibiscus: guns do fire incredibly small keys after all
CAKHost: Piano
Gildan_Bladeborn: Is it marked on your map?
matthaus_c: Who lit the candles WHO, WHO WHO WHO WHO
plummeting_sloth: In this stream: Calling kids little shits and complaining about the weather
Kramburger: @korvys Dude it's nutty. Adam Cole's contract ran out and apparently half the executive thought he had another year left
Seth_Erickson: I mean there are living people in this mansion
Seth_Erickson: there's an entire cult in fact
FPNY41: the shotgun is not really known for it's long range effectiveness
Seth_Erickson: I'd guess they did it
Xenguin47: Yeah, but the candles were behind a locked door...
Gildan_Bladeborn: That might take a while. It may not have the... greatest of pathing.
Enki1256: It might be able to move so far from a particular point as well.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember this game is deeply "fine" in terms of the technical aspects.
Lunareclipse123: Bow vs knife, the ancient feud
AdamYMHMI: There's always candles in haunted houses - it's why there's a "Beyond" section in "Bed, Bath & Beyond"
korvys: @Kramburger G's theory they're trying to get AEW to bankrupt themselves by hiring too many people is sounding more plausible, lol
charli3_r: uh oh
JarofGoats: A Bowie Knife if you will
sydnius: BowKnife: outdoor adventures
plummeting_sloth: haunted by the ghost of paaaathing
Goblinsinsuits: they are like ants.. creepy human sized ants
GhostValv: time to finish the fight
FPNY41: there's a fine line between smart AI and a broken A* algorythm
matthaus_c: it's not like we can't relate to pathfinding being difficult in this house
Rebornflames: I didnt catch part one so just wanted to ask. how important is ammo conservation? do we get enough to not worry about it?
Seth_Erickson: @Xenguin47 The cult could have opened the room with the key then lit the candles and then left the room relocking the door.
MyBuddySuperfly: he's scared Ben
Diabore: i fucking hate the laugh
Mister_BlueSky: ARROW'D
Seth_Erickson: These kids can really take a beating
Gildan_Bladeborn: To the center mass.
Kramburger: 4rrows
plummeting_sloth: I do like that you can retrieve them
strebenherz: "Four arrows kills the child"
Enki1256: The creepy giggle makes it worse.
matthaus_c: 4 arrows > 1 knife and 2 ~child's hands~
GhostValv: laminated
Makrosian_Tae: 4 arrows kills the child. Somebody PLEASE make that a quote
charli3_r: thats not a sentence i thought id hear
Tripleyew: there's a quotation that's going to follow you...
Pteraspidomorphi: Or advice
Lord_ZYRK: My grandmother used to say that all the time
neisan2112: Need a clip of that out of context
Diabore: 2 in the head
Rebornflames: Headshots good then
matthaus_c: SEKIRO
Gildan_Bladeborn: That critical hit!
shendaras: So, headshot was 3?
Kramburger: 1 in the head, 1 in the dead
houndofcullin: Headshots are noice
sydnius: LUL
plummeting_sloth: Also I like that it specifies "Compound Bow", because it makes me think that we can upgrade to a traditional English Lownbow somehow
Diabore: but gun ben
Kramburger: Knifey-Bowie
Mr_Bitterness: 1 head, 1 body is a lot of damage if we're comparing to Destiny
MyBuddySuperfly: DOOR
Mysticman89: I propose, not even knife and bow, and you have to evade
f_tan_theta: nothing says fear like your choice of handgun
Telephoneline: ???
Seth_Erickson: Ah yes of course
gualdhar: not ominous at all
Ba_Dum_Tish: The record was a key?
Kramburger: WHO MADE THIS HOUSE WHY DOES THAT WORK LIKE THAT
Seth_Erickson: the door is powered by the gramaphone
objectivefailure: Is that boss music?
charli3_r: DONT GO IN THE DOOR BEN
YeetTheRich_: I like the music tbh
plummeting_sloth: some credit music jams right there
sydnius: love this track
OnyxOblivion: hi ben, how was your afternoon?
thraximore: @Ba_Dum_Tish always has been
Mister_BlueSky: SourPLS
charli3_r: THERE ARE BAD THINGS IN THE DOOR
korvys: I like that they made you find the CREEPY MUSIC record to get out
zimmercj: @Kramburger Jigsaw
CAKHost: So the phonograph plays a piano to activate the door
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: timed section maybe?
FPNY41: SPEEDRUN STRTATS "proceeds to crawl"
Nemo_Rasa: heck of a light switch
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is clearly Adam's future puzzle mansion from when he strikes it rich.
ZealousCrow: I just got here and it's crazy that the bow kills them, but you have a SHOTGUN.
TheMerricat: how many little kids did this cult claim?
Mister_BlueSky: Someone ELSE tickling the ivories?! 🤭
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam is so adding a sound based door to his streamer house
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of this is to unlock the bathroom.
Kramburger: Leave a corpse out as a warning
dougma: instead of knifie spoony, knifie bowie?
matthaus_c: this song kinda slaps?
Kramburger: Ho Ho Ho
YawnLance: Oh boy
dougma: an UMP?
Seth_Erickson: LUL
charli3_r: A FUCKING AR
korvys: MP5
Vyous: mp5?
MegaDosX: WHAT
FPNY41: ah, so they are Americans
hurricanealpaca: by bow
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Gildan_Bladeborn: MP5.
Mister_BlueSky: MP5 baybee.
objectivefailure: It ain't a spooky game without an SMG
Seth_Erickson: they got it all
Ba_Dum_Tish: America we worship guns
Manae: Thats a SUBmachine gun?
Mysticman89: nmothing says fear like an mp5
matthaus_c: this is an american cult, Ben, of course they have guns everywhere
floki4242: hk mp5
Rebornflames: shotgun seems better
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
Kramburger: Rad, when do you get your killstreak?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is the shotgun floating?
Mister_BlueSky waits for heavy machine gun.
electra310: GUN
Seth_Erickson: who needs a pistol
thraximore: interesting
Lunareclipse123: So either take that or the pistolet
sydnius: can a chainsaw be far?
charli3_r: drop the pistol
Gildan_Bladeborn: Switch out the pistol maybe?
niccus: the song is going off
dougma: we dub step now
Mysticman89: is it the same ammoy though?
Kramburger: "Stand Against The Devil"
strebenherz: That's dang catchy music
Telephoneline: the drop incoming
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: when do we get a BAR?
Mysticman89: yeah the math doesnt appear to check out, despite the measurments
thraximore: speeding up, unexpected
Manae: Lose knife?
charli3_r: IT HAS A TORCH UNDERNEATH
Phosfur: Somewhere Alex is twitching in pain
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can have rounds with the same ostensible caliber that are not actually the same round Ben.
Rebornflames: cant wait for a doll to jump you while swapping weapons
Seth_Erickson: I'd ditch the pistol tbh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pistolette can go
charli3_r: drop pistol
Kramburger: Alex Steacy has entered the chat
TheMerricat: bow is the only renewable ammo isn't it?
Lunareclipse123: You can, but those two guns absolutely use the same 9mm round
Mister_BlueSky: F
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are we reloading every time we change weapons?
matthaus_c: do I have everything I need? lrrSPOOP
Manae: Isn't the point of an SMG to be pistol rounds, though? That's just straight automatic rifle now, isn't it?
Seth_Erickson: Deathweed :O
Micsig: I mean an smg is traditionally standard pistol rounds, pistol might have been .45?
Mysticman89: I'm not a tarkov player, I don't know bullat minutia.
Kramburger: L I B E R A T E D
shendaras: 4 arrows or like 6 bullets.
Rebornflames: yikes, took half the ammo for one kill
korvys: This gun is cooler in slow motion, I guess :P
matthaus_c: @Ba_Dum_Tish they couldn't think of a better way to represent changing weapons
plummeting_sloth: Kid-ables
Mister_BlueSky: Or IS IT?!
SquareDotCube: The dev got bored
FPNY41: they're the Kids in the Hall
Seth_Erickson: They have blood ben
Makrosian_Tae: Kids in the Hall got a LOT scarier in its later years
matthaus_c: but Ben they have CHILD HANDS
FPNY41: and now you hear that theme song
Seth_Erickson: and hands that look like children's
Pteraspidomorphi: That's what deathbloom does to kids I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember the hands were children's hands.
raulghoulia: dolls don't have blood, Ben
f_tan_theta: kids in the hell
GuilKato: kids in masks became dolls because evil cult?
withwherewithal: They had the throw away line about the dolls having human hands
CommunistBakery: Big House of Wax vibes
Gildan_Bladeborn: They just have really good masks.
MegaDosX: Also love that you can count the pixels on those shadows
Ba_Dum_Tish: An evil cult wizard did it
dougma: or you are high on death blossom
matthaus_c: this is gonna get you so not ready for RE8 next week
WalkingProfanity: Plastic masks
charli3_r: NAH WTF
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait... what?
NightValien28: smells like bait
plummeting_sloth: Any child left alone enough for a sufficient amount of time will become a doll
flailingsoup: it's like petrification in a vat of solid plastic
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and now it's counter strike
Kramburger: Wait, slow-motion, MP5, we're a couple of airhorns short a MLG compilation video
RetroHibiscus: was chapter 1 just the eco round?
Seth_Erickson: I think this is just there stockpile of weapons
RonaldMcDownload: Probably get knocked out in a cutscene and have yer stuff stolen
Mister_BlueSky: No DEAGLE?
FPNY41: so, Americans
Micsig: KNIFE MAKE BOOLET HOLE
Telephoneline: this is a lot
Saintnex: That might be coming up?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, the cult leader mentioned they were acquiring guns.
Mysticman89: I'm still pushing for it to say you're high out of your mind and all the enmys are normal people you're just perceiving as enemies
matthaus_c: yea, they're an american cult. of course they have guns.
Seth_Erickson: Yes they were doing some smuggling
Arclight_Dynamo: I think this game may be narratively confused.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, the note talking about him mentioned that he mentioned that.
matthaus_c: GORDON FREEMAN
Mister_BlueSky: Gordon...
Drea713: cult with a side hustle
lucha_libro: The lore was to defend themslves from authorities
NightValien28: we gordon freeman now
Manae: "I got lost in this haunted cult house and all I got was this lousy SMG and bow"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Next chapter we have to plant the bomb instead of defuse
matthaus_c: wake up and smell the ashes
Lunareclipse123: We Half Life now bois
Spirillosis: I think that man just woke up
raulghoulia: that guy was the butler! he was gong to offer you a beverage
FPNY41: queso is cheese
ZealousCrow: crowbar to break glass?
neisan2112: Looks like it
goombalax: use crowbar on gun display?
Mysticman89: need more clipazines
AdamYMHMI: This tool signout system seems overly complicated
ButButTheJesus: submachine gun
Tripleyew: "may your first doll be a creepy doll" - The Godfather (*very* poorly subtitled)
MegaDosX: Ben with the Skyrim sneak
Lysander_Gustav: video game logic. Wheeee
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're sitting there in plain sight though.
Mysticman89: a shotgun is not necessarily peak stealth
Arclight_Dynamo: Zombies famously have a high perception stat.
matthaus_c: they're taking the children to isengard1
sydnius: so… no warranty the
FPNY41: Lies - you still have legs!
Rebornflames: through the window
Gildan_Bladeborn: Arrow through the head like it don't mean a thing.
goombalax: why do they sound like minecraft zombs
Seth_Erickson: Unlucky
jjcard: oh cool, I get to catch one of these live. Just finished watching the RE 6 playthrough
korvys: Ah yes, that famous Legolas quote "Aha! Shit!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey at least it can go through the bannister
Lord_ZYRK: What do your elven spoops see
ZealousCrow: The music has completely stopped?
FPNY41: it's Steve Martin
Manae: He fell on one of your arrows D:
plummeting_sloth: I do love how picking up the arrows makes the "bullet loading" sound
Seth_Erickson: there's a third one in that guy
Gildan_Bladeborn: You didn't pick all of them back up from the bodies.
matthaus_c: you lost one in a hedge downstairs
YeetTheRich_: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
Manae: Rude
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's one in the other body as well.
Seth_Erickson: cheated by rag doll physics NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Game pls
thraximore: the sliiiiiiide
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just sliding into our DMs
sydnius: a wraith
ZealousCrow: I'm just disappointed he didn't T-pose
Rebornflames: missed an arrow upstairs
floki4242: I miss watch and play
raulghoulia: mme knifey
Mysticman89: if the arrows are slowly becoming impractical, might be worth swapping it for gun
FPNY41: Ah, I see you've played Knifey Sponey before
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was still an arrow in the first body you took down with arrows.
SquareDotCube: illegal tomato operation
FlamingSpidernado: arrow in the hedges get?
DarkMorford: Bar some crows?
Keaton__Mask: where is the character holding the flashlight? both hands are on the gun and it doesn't look like it has a light on it
charli3_r: hit the gun case with it?
Kramburger: Amensia in the streets, resident Evil in the sheets
matthaus_c: waaake uuup, Mr. Freeeemannn
Seth_Erickson: Did we consider using it on the window with the weapons?
ZealousCrow: They have given up on atmosphere and horror now.
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's clearly holding it in his teeth.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Does it though?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Does it REALLY?
YeetTheRich_: game design horror that is
neisan2112: The first few and 7 yeah
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, Resident Evil 6 was a horror. Maybe not for the right reasons.
matthaus_c: keeping the scary vibes whilst giving you nigh a DOOM arsenal is pretty impressive
Seth_Erickson: Which one is it Ben?
Diabore: 6969
Kramburger: Screenshot that chat
Dumori: 75
floki4242: thanks game
charli3_r: 7534
goombalax: 7534!
DeM0nFiRe: Shoulda studied
sydnius: 25 or 6 to 4
Manae: Is this a yes/yes scenario? No matter what you're going to the fun room
SquareDotCube: Both are wrong, it's 6969
FPNY41: i was told there would be no math
Saintnex: That’s just RUDE
Spirillosis: 4366
ZealousCrow: 42069
Dumori: 7534 was from last time we played
milldrotha_the_ravetide: oh nooooooooo
matthaus_c: what's the worst that could happen?
Gildan_Bladeborn: 4366 or 7534? The eternal mystery.
Mister_BlueSky: 0001
DarkMorford: 8675309
Keaton__Mask: "4366 or 7534"
shendaras: Oh no
Nigouki: 2501
goombalax: ded
Seth_Erickson: Dead man
Arclight_Dynamo: Worth it.
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: And now you die.
Mister_BlueSky: Damn. The gas.
neisan2112: LMAO
Keaton__Mask: LUL
Telephoneline: oh noooo
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
BusTed: damn. the gas.
SnowbirdMike: OOpsie
matthaus_c: get GLaDOS'd
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YawnLance: Cool
Mysticman89: worth
RandomTrivia: Welp
SquareDotCube: Oops.
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: wow
Saintnex: Welp
Gobukiller: I gAvE yoU AlL tHe CLuEs bEn
Lord_ZYRK: Damn! The gas!
Keaton__Mask: to the highlights with you!
BusTed: seabatCHOICE
K_t_Imp000: wow
electra310: Lol
MegaDosX: Nice going Ben :p
CastleOtranto: I can't read Latin
Jobokin: The illusion of choice
blip2004: lrrAWW_BW
neisan2112: Welp
ButButTheJesus: wut
Mattmitchell45: Is This How I Die?!
AdamYMHMI: Cannibal cults: no sense of humore
SnowbirdMike: Ben channelling Adam
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh right wasn't this a roguelike?
thraximore: seabatClap seabatCHOICE
matthaus_c: you must make sacrifices for your jokes, Benjamin
goombalax: died for the Bit
Mister_BlueSky: Karate sword?
Nigouki: oh hey, a .45, finally a quality gun Kappa
Telephoneline: the sweet katana
matthaus_c: KARATE SWORD
Gildan_Bladeborn: Katana?
Spirillosis: what a tease
jessieimproved: sw-ord
houndofcullin: YOU NEED THE KEY
Lord_ZYRK: Karate sword benginChamp
charli3_r: YOU CAN GET A KATANA
Rebornflames: teasing you with it is just rude
houndofcullin: You've never needed a key more in your life
matthaus_c: call it by its real name, Benjamin.
ZealousCrow: CHINESE WARSORD
charli3_r: YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO UNLOCK IT
MyBuddySuperfly: No katana until banana
Jobokin: Weapon Tease
Mister_BlueSky: I don't know seems like they can.
matthaus_c: HELL YEAH
Rhynerd: Why does this colt 45 sounds like a laser pistol?
Kramburger: The real horror, right hewe
SnowbirdMike: Na na na na na
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not like you can just shoot the glass with the pistol you're holding or anything. Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: First work then Katana
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wouldn't be realistic.
houndofcullin: Karate Sword is all I'll ever call it
Lysander_Gustav: that's some high-quality glass there
FPNY41: ahh, actually I believe that was a shinobigatana
saucemaster5000: called it a karate sword, can't have it
DarkMorford: #NotACult
matthaus_c: oh are we on track for a bad ending
Rhynerd: New quest: karate sword
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OnyxOblivion: just run, guns are lame
sydnius: some say the hand can be used as a knife
niccus: this game seems to start at "what if Killing Floor was scary" and worked backwards from there
Mister_BlueSky: Paradise is the name of the katana?
Dog_of_Myth: "Two souls to Paradise"
charli3_r: you have to find keys
goombalax: Blue eyes white dragon prob
Seth_Erickson: I feel like we may be being used to accomplish the cult's goal
Mysticman89: "please insert soul into slot"
plummeting_sloth: 2 tickets to paradise? Was this a cult to Eddie Money?
charli3_r: sureley there are keys
Tripleyew: "gimme the katana and I'll sacrifice as many lives as I can"
matthaus_c: you just gotta ride the highway to hell to get to the stairway to heaven you know bruh
MyBuddySuperfly: First banana, then Katana
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, from the opening "dream sequence".
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: very SH2 in there for a sec
houndofcullin: Bet the dude wouldn't have gotten stabbed in the eye if he had a karate sword
Gildan_Bladeborn: This character technically hasn't been here. If you actually are here.
Keaton__Mask: i think the player character is a jawa because the flashlight seems to come from their face
charli3_r: there has to be keys
Mattmitchell45: Better than being a Tool who gets used
Telephoneline: nopenope
dougma: got him
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure those were friend noises that just made.
FPNY41: ghost maid? is this based on an anime?
Seth_Erickson: She was in a hurry too
sydnius: scoot scoot
Seth_Erickson: someone was messing with her gazebos
Gildan_Bladeborn: She was late for class.
Gobukiller: or it means shes behind you now
The_Myrddraal: What was the ghost running from?
matthaus_c: booba
raulghoulia: she's just running laps
Lysander_Gustav: Is this game good? Worth buying?
charli3_r: there has to be keys somewhere
matthaus_c: goodbye weird child
MyBuddySuperfly: wheeeee
BusTed: yeet
Rebornflames: And nothing of value was lost
MyBuddySuperfly: nomnomnom
The_Myrddraal: How do pipes break a chain?
Mister_BlueSky: It's certainly worth watching. :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Every so often it makes noises like that.
neisan2112: Worth watching yes
goombalax: if you are walking through a spooky mansion and see a skeleton in a cage do you drop it in the abyss?
shendaras: Wait.. how did turning that make the chains break?
eric_christian_berg: Pure horror cheese.
Lysander_Gustav: how does turning a pipe valve release chains?
sydnius: Science!
Gobukiller: So you turned a valve on a pipe and that made a cage fall from chains?
Keaton__Mask: @shendaras don't worry about it
matthaus_c: this is too good to have been their first game. maybe their graduation project
adamjford: aw man my final game in university was WAY worse than this
Mister_BlueSky: Fine™
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben can go a little ham, as a treat.
Lunareclipse123: Just a thin slice of ham in a regular sandwich
houndofcullin: Spooked with gun is the right amount of spooked.
TheMerricat: From what I can tell this is a one dev company (called - Vincent Lade) and all they make is this sort of horror game.
infinity_225: Crap it’s the predator, that was the noise right?
zimmercj: @Lysander_Gustav Nintendo logic
shendaras: I mean, I was okay with the musical door lock with the gramophone and the piano.. but a valve breaking chains is too far!
Seth_Erickson: I feel like this game is a little deeper then a student project personally
houndofcullin: Deadspace? Good spook. Kholat? Bad spook.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret tech is to give you a gun and then present you with things that don't die to bullets.
lamina5432: sound design is great
matthaus_c: "you gave me a gun so I'm less spooped than I could be" says the man who unloaded a whole magazine upon hearing the sound of a zombie
fastlane250: Hopefully I didn’t miss anything too lrrSPOOP in the first hour
Keaton__Mask: so is the plan to shoot the ghost?
matthaus_c: @fastlane250 this was pretty good :p https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectHardSalmonRedCoat-GeNo0HD8BSe9lDBe
plummeting_sloth: ah, so paradise is a shitty underground club? makes sense
charli3_r: YOU GOTTA GET KEYS
Keaton__Mask: i have doubts about any plan involving shooting ghosts with a gun
Kramburger: They knock you out and take your guns again
TheMerricat: Deathbloom was their first game, after that came a game called "The Swine" and then a game called "Harthorn"
Mister_BlueSky: The gazebos come out of the ground and take over the world.
Manae: It's a Rambo Part 2 type thing
Rebornflames: Ghostbusters managed to shoot ghosts with guns
Manae: Escape the mansion, then go after the gangs the guns went to
charli3_r: GOTTA GET THAT KATANA
dougma: that picture was crooked, and that was the thing that bothers me the most
Rebornflames: special ones sure but still gun like
Mysticman89: was this the game with random copies of divine comedy? Maybe we're in inferno now, and paradisio comes later
charli3_r: KEYT
matthaus_c: have you shown off your key tattoo yet?
Seth_Erickson: Key on that table
charli3_r: THEREW WAS A KEY OF THE TABLE
AdamYMHMI: The rest of the game is dealing with inheritance paperwork and navigating the legalities of taking over the property.
TheMerricat: lol
dougma: thats it?
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Tripleyew: souls ain't gonna hole themselves
CaptinOfBeez: welcome to my soul hole
Mister_BlueSky: "I'm still alive!"
FPNY41: I am whelmed
houndofcullin: Hahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: That noise is super reassuring.
goombalax: listen we dont have the budget for a bottomless pit
Altair_Saosin: You weren't supposed to WATCH it.
crystalbravest: well that was anticlimatic
Seth_Erickson: Key on a table in here Ben
Rebornflames: Think its meant to drop into the void but the void is barely a 1 storey fall
TheWriterAleph: you gotta pay the troll toll first
houndofcullin: What was less Wheeee and more Wh
Mister_BlueSky: "I'm just very badly injured!"
Mr_Bitterness: "I'm still alive, just very badly burned!"
Keaton__Mask: a bottomlessless pit
houndofcullin: Karate Sword Key?
Arclight_Dynamo: Get katana!
Seth_Erickson: Can we get the katana 👀
Mysticman89: never mind that paradisio is the third part, and the puragatory in between normally
Phosfur: Choose your weapon
shendaras: Which of the weapons would you choose?
matthaus_c: y'know, it's pitch dark, they might be eaten by a grue
dougma: ohhh... go get sword
charli3_r: KATANA!!!!
Mattmitchell45: Do My Ghost Chores for me!
zimmercj: Keytana?
crystalbravest: i'm not crazy that IS a modified xbox 360 startup noise yes?
dragonwarrior000: Katana
Gobukiller: Brittle as in... will break when you use it?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Annnnnnnd ghost?
Mysticman89: do you have to pick one
matthaus_c: KARATEEE
crystalbravest: the way of the blade
charli3_r: PICK SWORD
plummeting_sloth: well there is no choice my friend
Gildan_Bladeborn: Karate sword!
Mr_Bitterness: Study the blade!
ButButTheJesus: WARSWARD
Mister_BlueSky: Katana needs no ammo.
Gobukiller: Gun might be empty, but sword always loaded
neisan2112: YEEEESSS
The_Myrddraal: M'sword
Mister_BlueSky: Thus it is the correct answer.
charli3_r: KATANA!!!!
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEAAAA
Keaton__Mask: SORD
BusTed: hell yeah
houndofcullin: You have chosen WISELY
neisan2112: benginYe benginYe benginYe
K_t_Imp000: WOOOO
charli3_r: WOAHHHH
crystalbravest: nvm this game is gold tier
7gorobei: he is Ben McCloud of clan McCloud
Mister_BlueSky: S E K I R O !
jessieimproved: we all want to be that kid in the vine with the stealth rat tail
Seth_Erickson: Time to Finish the Fight
charli3_r: YEAH!!!
charli3_r: WOOOOOOOO
Mysticman89: *sword breaks on the wall* turns out its a replica...
plummeting_sloth: was super hoping it would have ammo like a Destiny Sword
Keaton__Mask: 🔪 trevShades
neisan2112: nyannHypers nyannHypers nyannHypers nyannHypers
MegaDosX: Ben must go all out, just this once
zimmercj: Game good
matthaus_c: actual factual SEKIRO
aldruon: and by studied, i mean picked up
Altair_Saosin: Something something, god and anime on your side.
NUTSOFODEN: Ghost of Deathbloom
journojared: don't have to re-load a sword
raulghoulia: mmactually karate means empty hand.
shendaras: I mean, what if they never gave you ammo for the gun if you chose it?
floki4242: looks at wall why not both
FPNY41: and grayskull
The_Myrddraal: We will use 1% of our power
Rhynerd: “Dump that UMP, and get yourself a sweet katana!”
Seth_Erickson: unbeatable
ComradeMik: ah yes. the karate sword
Makrosian_Tae: You are now officially the Bride from Kill Bill
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because there was one in Shadow Warrior.
ButButTheJesus: we need a glaive
matthaus_c: some motherfucker's always trying to iceskate uphill
crystalbravest: you walk past a mirror only to see now you are Wesley Snipes
zimmercj: PokAegislash only sword emote I have.
plummeting_sloth: Ben is about to be a motherfucker trying to ice-skate uphill
Seth_Erickson: But does it have a parry?
saucemaster5000: @raulghoulia exactly -- it empties the hand of your opponent
eric_christian_berg: I'm invicible!
Jobokin: Seeekiro
code1300: Maybe losing no all tour stuff was worth it
withwherewithal: Cannibals are basically discount vampires
shendaras: Did someone adjust the fov slider?
charli3_r: this hallway is awful
FPNY41: spoiler - the boss is Ryu Hayabusa, and this has been a Ninja Gaiden reboot
houndofcullin: @matthaus_c That's the best quote. I use it all the time even now
ComradeMik: also i missed the start, is adam ok?
Rhynerd: You can now be an action movie star with your .45 and katana
The_Myrddraal: Who built this shit???
Rebornflames: slice n dice!
Mister_BlueSky: Backlit fans. 👎
plummeting_sloth: just like The Matrix
dougma: back lit ventilation fans!! BINGO!!!!
TheWriterAleph: [Kill Bill music intensifies]
matthaus_c: @houndofcullin it's SO FUCKING GOOD :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's just a skeleton.
RandomTrivia: @ComradeMik Adam is stuck with flights cancelled because of fires
crystalbravest: cue spooky scary skeletons
Makrosian_Tae: @ComradeMik He's stuck until the airport is safe to travel with
Manae: Wait why actual walking skeletons now?
floki4242: sword Time
jessieimproved: Is this Skyrim?
f_tan_theta: a submachine gun might have been useful here
CaptinOfBeez: 100% effective block
RandomTrivia: @ComradeMik Otherwise he's fine
TheWriterAleph: Skeleton: "oh fuck i can't believe you've done this"
strebenherz: Adam's okay, out of town ircc
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matthaus_c: this is totally skyrim now
thraximore: skellies
Gildan_Bladeborn: They haven't been literal skeletons up to this point, we've just been calling them zombies because they move and sound and react like zombies.
MegaDosX: Game pls
Mysticman89: RTX off
ComradeMik: @RandomTrivia @Makrosian_Tae thanks friends.
Altair_Saosin: What a great magician.
Lunareclipse123: Meaty skeletons
crystalbravest: get too close and meat disappears
Masslost: can you imagine this listing on zillow?
CastleOtranto: Ew, that one's juicy!
raulghoulia: fus ro dah!
Rebornflames: the range on the sword pretty much trivialises anything that wants to move up to us
Gildan_Bladeborn: Could still have been drugged up humans though.
sydnius: fx
Lord_ZYRK: [Blood Rave intensifies]
Mr_Bitterness: This is Shadow Warrior
Altair_Saosin: Downbrown?
charli3_r: they're magic,, thryre legs change colours
CaptinOfBeez: you dont go down on brown ben
SquareDotCube: yeah, why don't we make them expode like proper skeletons
FPNY41: he used to be an adventurer until he took a katana to the kneck
Rhynerd: You can remove the thin layer of skin on the red skeletons
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm calling this part? Not really happening. You're on a drug trip right now.
TheWriterAleph: so graceful
plummeting_sloth: New Bloodrayne looking good
7gorobei: the soul still burns
Seth_Erickson: some are full skelly some still have a little while to go
Gobukiller: Most monsters are skeletons... they just have guts and skin and stuff too...
matthaus_c: pop a dance move before ya drop
thraximore: @Gildan_Bladeborn there is precedent
Mysticman89: back off, get your own sandwich
FPNY41: did you know that there's a skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW!
Kramburger: These guys need more protein in their diets
crystalbravest: Samurai top dps
Mister_BlueSky: Has a Resident Evil had a katana?
Rebornflames: lots of them
Easilycrazyhat: I stepped away for a bit and now we're a weeb protagonist?
charli3_r: u gonna die
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben's devotion to the karate sword may come back to bite him.
matthaus_c: one shot, one kill
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN lrrHORN thank mr skeltel
Altair_Saosin: Oh my god it's Jason Bourne.
adamjford: man that game ruled
Mr_Bitterness: Super Hot Super Hot
FPNY41: well technically they were already dead
Lunareclipse123: Stahpin' Powaah
Rebornflames: check behind you
hurricanealpaca: the way of the gun
thraximore: they're just skin and bones!
matthaus_c: snipin's a good job, mate
aldruon: 1 bullet but 4 swipes
charli3_r: maybe you should've picked the gun
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's disconcerting how quiet they are.
Lord_ZYRK: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
f_tan_theta: the dead keep it
sydnius: this bank is so weird
Gildan_Bladeborn: Guess you need to fight the key.
Gildan_Bladeborn: *find.
Easilycrazyhat: "It was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or possibly also fight, I dunno.
Masslost: ben channeled his FPS doug in that room
neisan2112: @Gildan_Bladeborn I like this verson better
Mysticman89: where do you keep your labrynth?
CommunistBakery: Careful, Havel is down here
ButButTheJesus screams in Heavy Weapons Guy
itomeshi: Gladiator Stance > Defensive Stance
Seth_Erickson: This place is massive all this and 2 gazebos that's real extravagance
shendaras: I mean, that's just extra. Normal house and you get a labyrinth.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Experience has taught us that many things, indeed, most things, are just keys in disguise.
charli3_r: DOES THAT MEAN WE GET TO SEE DAVID BOWIE"S BULGE
sporkraptor: it kind of sounds like a whale and a steam train having a duet
The_Myrddraal: Again, who built this? Like, really?
plummeting_sloth: I mean, better than a labyrnth over the house. They're not load bearing
Makrosian_Tae: @Mysticman89 What's in your labyrinth?
matthaus_c: I fear no man... but that *thing*... it scares me
Gildan_Bladeborn: Note on the floor.
Keaton__Mask: @Gildan_Bladeborn what is a sword but a key that unlocks a person's death?
cmdrzellgaudis: These people had an insane amount of money for all this marble in a labyrinth
Easilycrazyhat: What is this? Resident Evil: The Movie?
neisan2112: Oh my god its the last fight scene from Ep 1!!!
crystalbravest: this game does change what it wants to do like every 40 minutes
matthaus_c: is it I, am I the sacrifice
Mysticman89: seppuku? or
Altair_Saosin: it you
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wheeeeeee!
plummeting_sloth: you know one door would have worked just the same game
thraximore: naturally
raulghoulia: fight Darth Maul!
dougma: like it was a group project and different people did different levels
MadmanOreo: how are you holding that flashlight?
matthaus_c: backflip!
neisan2112: Time to fight Darth Maul
Altair_Saosin: @MadmanOreo Teeth.
charli3_r: in his mouth
Easilycrazyhat: @MadmanOreo I assume he has a mouth.
CaptinOfBeez: with his pecs
Enki1256: Headlamp
malexus101: we were the key all along?
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Pteraspidomorphi: You can't just charge extra, mysterious piece of paper, we had a deal
ButButTheJesus: BEN
crystalbravest: o7
CommunistBakery: Now its straight up Blade 2
noisyblizzard: numotHELLO
TheMerricat: lol
Mr_Horrible: I've got 2 tickets to paradise! Sacrifice two more and we'll leave tonight!
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
eric_christian_berg: Goofy yell!
RandomTrivia: LUL
GhostValv: bloobyF
sydnius: we can be like they are
Altair_Saosin: Do a flip
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zimmercj: 8.4 from the USA
Easilycrazyhat: 7.6
FPNY41: nice fart sound
crystalbravest: that sound glitch
matthaus_c: the 1080!
code1300: Shoot it
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
MegaDosX: 3.1
crystalbravest: so good
Diabore: ROLL CREDITS
spethycakes: 7.8
Pteraspidomorphi: 8.9
ButButTheJesus: NINE. POINT OH.
GhostValv: 3.7
raulghoulia: 5 from the Russian judge
Bladinus: 8.2
Keaton__Mask: FBtouchdown
dougma: -9.3
matthaus_c: 1080/10 FBtouchdown
lucha_libro: 6.9
Altair_Saosin: 3. :l
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jobokin: I call him The Katana all the time.
Mysticman89: bit of a flop at the end there
strebenherz: 8.1
Lord_ZYRK: 1 from the Russian judge
neisan2112: 5.8
charli3_r: 1000/10
NarishmaReborn: 8.9 from Hyrule
kainvalentine: 9.9
Enki1256: 6.9
ComradeMik: 6.5/10
Masslost: and now for Part 2
JarofGoats: 9.7
withwherewithal: 8.7
Saintnex: 6/10
Mister_BlueSky: 6.9
Makrosian_Tae: 8.9
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Welp
hurricanealpaca: on the plus side your grandpa was loaded
eric_christian_berg: Electric Boogaloo?
goombalax: Gold
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: 5/7, perfect score!
Haroldholmes25: Perfect timing
electra310: 5.5
noisyblizzard: 7
floki4242: 10
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun dnf, didnt hit the water
The_Myrddraal: K out of Z
sydnius: 8008
f_tan_theta: that was very strange
charli3_r: 420/69
matthaus_c: this is COMPETENT.
Saintnex: 69/420
Easilycrazyhat: Download the spare spooks with those fat pipes.
Makrosian_Tae: For a solo outing, extremely good
JarofGoats: Yeah, for a solo game, this is solid
SmoreThanAFeelin: this is solid for a solo project
ButButTheJesus: it works!
dougma: perfectly serviceable for a 1 person effort
Telephoneline: FBtouchdown
CastleOtranto: Russia gives you a 4.8, but they suck
strebenherz: For a solo game it's quite nice
Mysticman89: yeah they put work in compared to watch and play shovelware
Enki1256: a twenty for 1 and 2.
TheMerricat: They've made 4 games so far now, if you count each chapter as a game itself.
juneblue58: I'm pretty sure the elevator number was 7534 since that number was used last week, and I'm curious if it had a different ending.
ComradeMik: does the 20 bucks include chapter 2?
Mister_BlueSky: Effort was made.
Enki1256: Would be good amount.
thraximore: It shows a lot of room to grow
Saintnex: Seriously though, it’s actually quite decent
matthaus_c: I think $20 is a good price tag for this. it must have been a fuckton of work, even if it's janky
Goblinsinsuits: ill give it a 4.5 didnt make the landing
GhostValv: tqsSmug
sydnius: watch & nope boutique
Enki1256: Its 14.98 US to get both in a package.
Lysander_Gustav: oh darn, I missed the katana time
TheMerricat: @juneblue58 I was scouring the steam forum to see if anyone mentioned the elevator and I think it was literally the illusion of choice all the discussions of the endings were about having to fight skeletons and then jumping into a pit.
Lunareclipse123: It was not very whelming @Lysander_Gustav
Lysander_Gustav: bummer
Lunareclipse123: The goof made it worth it though
Lunareclipse123: goofs* I suppose
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Mysticman89: it's not stardew levels of value, and stardew isn't even 20
Mysticman89: but its a good effort.
matthaus_c: Stardew should be more expensive.
Mysticman89: thats probably fair
VoodontWoW: How the noping go-ping?
strebenherz: Entertainingly so
DarkMorford haz pizza
matthaus_c: it's been so good. this game is a janky treat, but nevertheless a very tasty treat
BusTed: tqsShrug
neisan2112: Woooow
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Easilycrazyhat: Ben Ulmer - Pro streamer
theambivalentagender: mood
rhapsodyblue92: WELL DONE
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
matthaus_c: at least you weren't digging holes in Minecraft
DarkMorford: Maybe I'll haz jlrrIcream a bit later
SnackPak_: I'd take twitch ads over twitter lrrBEEJ
Nelligrand: Did you get a nap at all?
matthaus_c: oh no did you hear a ton of RAMMSTEIN
CaptinOfBeez: the best phase\
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, that sounds about right.
monsieur_nick_tamer: Hey Ben, is this friday's FNPN a draft with people in the same room like the before days? I hope so :)
Mister_BlueSky: I want to get back into pop punk phase.
theambivalentagender: bad noise
e_bloc: has the death bloomed yet
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
OnyxOblivion: Pokemon Snap patch is live, Ben! Any plans to stream it on your personal channel?
SnowbirdMike: teenage angst does not scream inner peace.
Xenguin47: Warning. This game may contain flashing lights and dolls that some Bens might find disturbing.
sydnius: i eill have the deathbloomin onion
neisan2112: We'll be getting there Soonish *TM*
matthaus_c: and even when you're all vaccinated, still holding yourselves to the BC Guidelines, right?
houndofcullin: Proud of you all for being safe and responsible!
StarWarsTHX1138: Whatever makes you all comfortable and safe
monsieur_nick_tamer: ok thanks, I'll wait paitiently
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thraximore: You answered the letter... and now, you are bound to this place
Nigouki: iirc James' answer to this has been "when everyone feels comfortable to do it"
plummeting_sloth: unfortunately Bartleby is being a real hold-out on Vaccinations
GhostValv: be smart and considerate 😎
theambivalentagender: @plummeting_sloth pff
MegaDosX: Meanwhile, in Australia...
monsieur_nick_tamer: Yup, that's totally reasonable
ZealousCrow: Man, I can't believe you guys can't get vaccinated yet. You can literally walk into any drugstore at any time and get the vaccine here.
saucemaster5000: cheers glad y'all meet each other's comfort levels -- that's super important
sydnius: @thraximore that’s how they getcha
Mister_BlueSky: Soon™.
SnowbirdMike: makes sense
7gorobei: even if you are vax'd, your kids may not be due to age
thraximore: @ZealousCrow not necessarily, in canada
Ba_Dum_Tish: Doom tm
matthaus_c: LRR is a wonderful Communist Collective, got it :P
TheWriterAleph: mash-shashanna
plummeting_sloth: Right next door to the Turner and Overdrive Manors
ZealousCrow: @thraximore that's what I'm saying is crazy. I'm in NJ in the US.
thraximore: mashashoosheshs
eric_christian_berg: It's actually pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove".
Tripleyew: "I let it LRR me"?
MinniChii: @ZealousCrow Depends on Location. We can in Toronto, Ontario
ButButTheJesus: myahahuuhyehhys
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh right - part 1 had like 16 screens of text, and then a loading screen... and then more text, and then a 2nd loading screen.
thraximore: oh this is part 2, right
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh so she's the one lighting the candles
ButButTheJesus: #ihopeyouliketext
matthaus_c: props to the style choices in backgrounds for this game, btw
MinniChii: As someone working through this whole thing in a hard hit sector. I love the LRR crew's approach to all of this.
theambivalentagender: Nothing wrong with having a chainsaw and head collection
SnowbirdMike: coherent, Well she doesnt belong with us.
Kramburger: Have we done an drug?
ComradeMik: christina heel turn incoming
GhostValv: Arkansas?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fs in text
goombalax: are we tripping shrooms?
sydnius: midsouri
ComradeMik: more certain than the flip show
thraximore: @Kramburger injected an entire deathbloom
BusTed: benginO7
MegaDosX: Halo intensifies
plummeting_sloth: *HALO MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
ButButTheJesus: "I need a weapon"
matthaus_c: we're tripping deathblooms
DoodlestheGreat: Deathbloom, The Bloom That Eats People.
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StarWarsTHX1138: Oh God it is Airborne
Mister_BlueSky: Guntana.
matthaus_c: karate sword pls
plummeting_sloth: but... we dropped our sick sword? We wouldn't!
Manae: Wow
Manae: It gave you a katana and took it away 30 seconds later
Mister_BlueSky: It's a combination gun and katana you see. Guntana.
plummeting_sloth: we got a katana for 1 room and honestly our pistol was better
Kramburger: Sir, may I please have my karate sword? I got it from a shop at the mall
ComradeMik: gotta give you a taste of the endgame
TheWriterAleph: maybe they upgraded your katana into a GUNBLADE
DeM0nFiRe: At least Half Life 2 had the decency to give you a sick gravity gun when it took your weapons away
Ba_Dum_Tish: We retired with our sick katana
ZealousCrow: I'd bet they'll give you a gun again within 5 minutes.
sydnius: elmed
theambivalentagender: With all these kinds of creepy house games, I always wonder how they got contractors in to build this
SnowbirdMike: BBQ
FPNY41: the real sacrifices were the friends we killed along the way
BusTed: tqsFine
ButButTheJesus: ah, Jabba's last protocol droid
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm reasonably sure they were dead already.
YawnLance: #lit
Lord_ZYRK: Hey hot stuff, how you doin?
houndofcullin: That's hot
ComradeMik: nothing like an open fire in the weird cult compound
MegaDosX: Well that was incendiary
TheWriterAleph: smoke em if you got em
Pteraspidomorphi: I think you overcooked them
plummeting_sloth: I'm telling y'a, the cult leader is going to be Eddie Money
thraximore: @ButButTheJesus that scene had some disturbing implications
goombalax: induct carpenters and stonemasons into the cult I guess
neisan2112: @theambivalentagender Like HH Holmes, 500 workers and never showing them the blueprints
sydnius: doesn’t seem carbon neutral
Mister_BlueSky: Wow have to make 2 mixtapes to get in.
matthaus_c: y'know, it might be a bit on the nose, but I love the snake coiled around a cup symbolism
ComradeMik: it's like a high contrast RE7 in here
theambivalentagender: Burning two corpses? Sure
SnowbirdMike: Haha
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah with about 30 people in each
Lunareclipse123: Sacrifice two minimum-wage workers to enter
Diabore: CAN I GET TO MARS YET???
e_bloc: Winota was a mistake
Mysticman89: those were amazon employees
Mr_Horrible: *dons cowboy hat for some reason*
Gobukiller: I dunno, needs more phalluses
e_bloc: damn! the gas!
thraximore: GAS
plummeting_sloth: !quote gas
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Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a very real possibility that you're straight tripping balls.
FPNY41: Union Buster, or Ghostbuster
itomeshi: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Mister_BlueSky: It was all a (drug) dream.
Loonatic93: But did Winota have a big brown beaver that she shows to all her friends?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sure Jeff we will send you to Mars
FPNY41: Porque no los dos?
SnowbirdMike: Lord Bezos?
Kramburger: I am tired of this world and it's drugs
matthaus_c: that's a good move. making the protagonist ask the questions
thraximore: huh
Sanityis0verrated: what have I missed chat?
TheWriterAleph: The Jeffrey?
HorusFive: Good to see they secured those lamps
thraximore: @Sanityis0verrated katana action
matthaus_c: it makes them seem smart and actually thoughtful
FPNY41: ahh the reverb
CAKHost: Lamp Jail
MadWolf1290: NO LIGHTS FOR YOU
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... a spooky ghost is messing with you every time that happens.
sydnius: wubbbbbb
HorusFive: Wouldn't want the lights getting away
Mister_BlueSky: Mannequins, sometimes.
plummeting_sloth: with blackjack... and hookers!
theambivalentagender: oh there's something
HorusFive: Look! A friend!!
Manae: It's the girl from Alice!
thraximore: that's gotta be christine, right?
RandomTrivia: Oh, that's... NOPE
ComradeMik: christina heel turn!
CAKHost: Hi!
YawnLance: Hi!
dougma: hi
meachamo: Hello
MadWolf1290: hi!
DeM0nFiRe: Hello! :)
Xiff_: Helloooo nurse
ButButTheJesus: Hi!
Mister_BlueSky: No.
SnowbirdMike: Hello devil maid
HorusFive: Hi horrible thing on the other side of the bars
Pteraspidomorphi: So which type of ghost is she?
BusTed: tqsHi
theambivalentagender: I think she spilled some wine
monsieur_nick_tamer: hi
spethycakes: hi
kireawolf: meatW creepy lady
sydnius: she seems noce
eric_christian_berg: You just set two men on fire.
Loonatic93: Hi, random creepy person!
Lord_ZYRK: Hi lady Ben called your hat stupid :)
NightValien28: maybe they won't give you one
BusTed: This is very similar to part 1.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh look, someone behind the bars.
theambivalentagender: Ooooohh boyyyy
Saintnex: I mean we’ve been killing people left right and centre :p
BusTed: Back in the Armoire Emporium
Gildan_Bladeborn: We've only murdered like... 100 people so far.
thraximore: maybe they learned their lesson about making the game spookier?
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
ComradeMik: oh hey cool, mannequins
Lysander_Gustav: that's a lot of cabinets
itomeshi: Wasn't Ben saying it wasn't scary because he had a gun?
houndofcullin: Wait, if this is Jeff Bezos' house, are we an amazon employee who is being punished for taking a pee break?
Mister_BlueSky: Just imagine Adam saying "this game STINKS!"
theambivalentagender: It's mannequin time!
sporkraptor: I saw that peek
Gildan_Bladeborn: That mannequin has a head.
Easilycrazyhat: "They're coming to get you Barbara"
Gildan_Bladeborn: None of the others had heads.
RandomTrivia: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
ButButTheJesus: HEADS
Sanityis0verrated: we beleive in you
ComradeMik: and then you get got from behind
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Loonatic93: I've done a whole chapter of manniquin people... If ya know what I mean!
sydnius: neighbors just got that subwoofer
f_tan_theta: oh I don't like the heads
Pteraspidomorphi: With luck they'll just turn into a pile of spiders
thraximore: somehow they're WORSE with heads
SnowbirdMike: are thier eyes following you?
sporkraptor: SHOOT IT
HorusFive: Does it help that they're really poorly rendered mannequins? Or is that worse?
RandomTrivia: Fuck that shit
sporkraptor: sorry allcaps shoot it
MuadDab: wow the Gap has really gone downhill
FPNY41: foreshadowing!
houndofcullin: I did not love that
theambivalentagender: High five
BusTed: 👋
thraximore: haha called shot
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh wow... they all have heads. Well, most of them.
strebenherz: my eyes are up here ben!
eric_christian_berg: They just want HUGS!
plummeting_sloth: meanwhile, in an abandoned Sears housewares section
rasterscan: Maybe if you just keep sprinting through you can't get scared Ben
LadyLockwood92: Oh hey again~
TheWriterAleph: "won't you shake... a poor sinner's hand?"
Easilycrazyhat: Caught 'em playing The Floor is Lava
e_bloc: I bet you mannequin
ZealousCrow: haha that was a great footstep sound effect
BlueBuddhaX: the manikin people, the manikin people
Mister_BlueSky: This house STINKS!
Jobokin: You can't just call them mannequin people. They have names. They all have names.
RandomTrivia: Was the pitch for this just "How about Weeping Angels... but SLAPSTICK!"
MyBuddySuperfly: she's heeeeeeeeeere!
CastleOtranto: Not gonna lie chat. I think I don't like this.
theambivalentagender: wtf are you going to do, mannequin? Pose menacingly?
houndofcullin: This is officially horrible
ZealousCrow: okay it's a horror game again
Gildan_Bladeborn: How scared would Ben get if they actually were doing a weeping angels thing?
kireawolf: I want to take a drink but I am afraid of a jump scare lrrAWW
goombalax: this is just luigis mansion
houndofcullin: Where's a karate sword when you need one?
thraximore: @ZealousCrow weird how removing weapons makes it scarier
Arclight_Dynamo: See, this is 8why* they shouldn't give you a gun.
thraximore: oh hiiiiiiiiiii
YawnLance: If you could just like... not?
meachamo: You don't announce that you don't have a gun
LadyLockwood92: Huh? What happened to all your guns?
Lysander_Gustav: scary maids now?
Seth_Erickson: Are we still in chapter 1 chat?
ComradeMik: maybe it's just me, but everything is too... clean? to be scary
Loonatic93: So, if you did have a gun, you wouldn't be afraid?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Please provide our American rights
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Seth_Erickson - nope, chapter 2.
Lord_ZYRK: *Really* channeling your inner American tonight
ComradeMik: like the atmosphere is not there
Seth_Erickson: Ah so the answer is no
meachamo: If they ask if you're a god, you say YES
Seth_Erickson: how did chapter 1 end?
RandomTrivia: This is your obligatory reminder that if you're designing a horror game, Jumpscares should be used VERY SPARINGLY. Even better, not used at all, just threatened.
thraximore: I suspect there may simply be fewer objects being drawn
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well that was just the maid, no reason to be scared.
ZealousCrow: thraximore also they remember sound design exists
Manae: You don't have a health bar right now at least?
f_tan_theta: didn't love that
Arclight_Dynamo: @Seth_Erickson We fell inna hole.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: fuck any of that
Seth_Erickson: I was eating dinner, very good btw
korvys: Just the pipes. Call a plumber
SnowbirdMike: Thatys just the A/C
theambivalentagender: It's just the house settling...
RandomTrivia: Fuck ALL that
plummeting_sloth: ah, it's calling out. Boooooooowwwwww
Easilycrazyhat: They're coming for you, Frodo.
Seth_Erickson: oh PogChamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure SHE isn't a spooky cannibal.
Pteraspidomorphi: ComradeMik: I don't think this is clean
sporkraptor: that's a big vase
meachamo: free knife
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like everyone else has been.
Diabore: thats deep too
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Enki1256: Well, they got back to being scary
sporkraptor: hello
YawnLance: Knife to meet you
plummeting_sloth: Very Agressive Cutco sales rep there
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey free knife
Mister_BlueSky: I don't mind a "jumpscare" as long as it's not accompanied by loud musical stings.
sydnius: make an offer on an armoire
Tripleyew: look, knife discipline is just common courtesy!
eric_christian_berg: Welcome to Asset Park!
sporkraptor: vase shoots knives idk
Lysander_Gustav: too bad they won't let you take the knife
LadyLockwood92: I guess you can't pick it up and give it back to her?
f_tan_theta: this game really likes its furniture mazes
thraximore: totes
Manae: You are exceptionally weak, hence leaving axes laying around un-picked-up
Easilycrazyhat: Aggressively introverted.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And you can't take it? Buuuuuuuuulshit.
Seth_Erickson: it's low poly texture knife ben it's a terrible weapon and our mc knows that Kappa
Diabore: "thats rude" "YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE"
RandomTrivia: Oh we're back to corridor simulator
the_card_father: So when this is over tonight what VOD should I watch to keep the Let’s Nope going. I need some more solid Spoops. Also Ben which is your favourite?
CAKHost: Clearly she's more scared of us than we are of her
Ba_Dum_Tish: Here let me store it somewhere safe like your chest
Mister_BlueSky: It's always like the musical stab part of the jumpscare that bothers me.
ComradeMik: @Pteraspidomorphi yeah, i wasn't super sure what to call the vibe i'm getting. it's too videogamey? like everything looks like assets
ComradeMik: i dunno
HorusFive: "Hey you dropped this" "OH GOD HE'S GOT A KINFE"
sydnius: tldr
flailingsoup: she's just been squatting for years and is kinda annoyed
charli3_r: what'd i miss
thraximore: @HorusFive wait maybe she just noticed WE lost our knife!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, it probably is
thraximore: mordor functions
ZealousCrow: Chasing her with a knife "HEY! HEY YOU DROPPED THIS! HEY COME BACK YOU DROPPED YOUR KNIFE!"
Seth_Erickson: Mootor functions
f_tan_theta: oh this is all a hallucination we never entered the house
Mister_BlueSky: Oh we definitely drugged.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Axes that were sticking into a piece of furniture by like... 2 millimeters. Which was apparently too deep for us to yoink it out.
FPNY41: a hallucination, not a dream
charli3_r: dwugs
Kramburger: OH FUCK THIS IS ALL A DREAM SON OF A BITCH
Arclight_Dynamo: Water temple!
sydnius: cool Phishheads
Seth_Erickson: OH shit
ComradeMik: yeah, that's tipping your hand a little early developer
Loonatic93: Well, you are in British Columbia!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
adamjford: Poor Socko up on Deathbloom when he's not on Bo's hand
thraximore: NICE
plummeting_sloth: oh no it's the water temple
Manae: MonHun3 now baby
e_bloc: Mario Level 2-1
I_Am_Clockwork: I mean, the chapter is called "Deathbloom" sooo
charli3_r: i think your just super high
Enki1256: Is there a breath mechanic though
thraximore: wow this has gone up in quality
FPNY41: duh duh duh da duh duh da duh da duh
MegaDosX: I don't think any of us expected this
Mister_BlueSky: "Out of air" music from Sonic starts playing.
sporkraptor: I'm sure this is fine
Gildan_Bladeborn: Better go quick!
BusTed: Yeah, we're going to need some Mario 64.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
matthaus_c: I think this is just like in Layers of Fear
Sanityis0verrated: how they gonna pull off the lava level
Telephoneline: perfect
TheWriterAleph: LUL BEN
adamjford: BEN
matthaus_c: BENJAMIN
plummeting_sloth: if we drown iin our dream we drown in real life!
RandomTrivia: There we go
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
MegaDosX: Holy shit
MadmanOreo: tmnt water level?
ButButTheJesus: BEN...YES
SnackPak_: This is how you know Ben is a pro
Telephoneline: we dire dire docks now
Sanityis0verrated: so magical
Mysticman89: good that you have a button for that
VoodontWoW: Fixed
adamjford: fucking lmao
matthaus_c: Benjamin. Henry. Ulmer.
thraximore: Are we in danger of being DMCA'd?
GhostValv: I was thinking dkc tbh
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
strebenherz: Ben what's the name of that music you have playing?
e_bloc: Corgo1334 YES BEN YES
sydnius: LUL
LadyLockwood92: Hah
Lord_ZYRK: WAHOO
Seth_Erickson: This is Zelda right?
Arclight_Dynamo: Dopefish lives!
tergonis: fuck that eel
korvys: You should put on the sonic drowning music to get the horror feel back
Easilycrazyhat: PogChamp PogChamp
SmoreThanAFeelin: YAHA
saucemaster5000: yeah how does that eel not stress you out?
neisan2112: Now you can't hear any enemy sounds lol
Kramburger: Ben, apologise to Heather for the DCMA
s0lesurviv0r: SingsNote SeemsGood SingsNote
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Seth_Erickson: oop nvm
RandomTrivia: If anyone wanted proof of the power of a soundtrack to change the tone of a game, here it fuckin is
Lysander_Gustav: soothing
TheWriterAleph: oh hey guy
thraximore: wahoo indeed
matthaus_c: that's DARKER WITH THIS MUSIC
Gildan_Bladeborn: What about... spooky dolls with knives?
e_bloc: just floating around
MegaDosX: Oh the dissonance with the soundtrack is amazing
LadyLockwood92: It's Mario
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or that?
Sanityis0verrated: is that better or worse
sydnius: itsa me
Arclight_Dynamo: I guess we don't need to breathe?
Seth_Erickson: My beautifully crafted sound design
ZealousCrow: I'm fine with it now, but for some reason this song used to instantly trigger panic attacks for me when I was a kid. I couldn't play this level.
Pteraspidomorphi: We're in the cognitive realm
saucemaster5000: still less scary than the eel
matthaus_c: @Seth_Erickson we're tripping fucking balls
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo drugs replace the need to breathe umbraOWO
Lysander_Gustav: maybe you're undead already as well?
matthaus_c: play a downtempo version
SnowbirdMike: The music makes imminent death bearable.
Mister_BlueSky: Left spoops, none music.
plummeting_sloth: GAme Composer is like "I put 40 hours into that soundtrack and he just... tweeted it out"
Lysander_Gustav: Or a fish-person
f_tan_theta: The Drug Zone tm
lamina5432: so i was gone for five minutes
ButButTheJesus: we can have little Docks, as a treat
RandomTrivia: PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
meachamo: Maybe it's like The Abyss
charli3_r: no breath inly drug
Boon_33: less scary than the rainbow road theme
MyBuddySuperfly: that's considered cheating, I guess?
Arclight_Dynamo: @thraximore Well, so long as you're inhaling something, I guess that's fine.
Easilycrazyhat: Can you warp the music like you warp your voice?
Kramburger: Are we in someone's Palace? Are we gonna steal someone's heart?
Lysander_Gustav: a resident of Innsmouth
Dog_of_Myth: This is a weird Peter Gabriel video....
matthaus_c: doomer mario 64 water music? :p
Sanityis0verrated: this is some relaxing music though
dougma: down pitch?
YawnLance: Super Mario Water music, but in a minor key :p
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo don't believe, everything that you breathe
VoodontWoW: Super Mario Cultessy
itomeshi: Minor key?
YawnLance: There we go
TheWriterAleph: oh NO
sydnius: clear the boo level
Gildan_Bladeborn: This kind of conclusively tips the scales on "dream vs reality" in a particular direction, yes.
ButButTheJesus: OH FUCK
Juliamon: perfect
Seth_Erickson: just type in the title of the song but with sad at the front
MyBuddySuperfly: ççççç
Sanityis0verrated: perfection
Lunareclipse123: Oh god
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
RandomTrivia: Well that's DEEPLY wrong and VERY CURSED
obionedrop: that's great actually
neisan2112: love it
SnackPak_: oof
MegaDosX: WOW
Telephoneline: oofa
SmoreThanAFeelin: ahhhhhhhh
YawnLance: Oh it's so wrong
sithenin: ohh so good
thraximore: oh I liked that
YawnLance: I love it
Lysander_Gustav: :D
matthaus_c: HAHAHAHHA
DeM0nFiRe: Heh I like it
Kramburger: :D
RandomTrivia: That's not as good as it could be
Mister_BlueSky: I like this version better.
Arclight_Dynamo: I've never heard this before so this is fine. :D
Sanityis0verrated: yet so right
Seth_Erickson: perfectly suited to a water level Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: deeply discomforting
Telephoneline: ahhhhh
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is great.
sydnius: asaassaaaaaaaa
MyBuddySuperfly: just like hearing the Imperial March in a major key
f_tan_theta: This feels right
thraximore: this version is very cool!
korvys: If Ben's in the friend discord, I want someone to jump in there, and play the Sonic drowning music
Juliamon: Now it's definitely a drug trip
neisan2112: Ngl I actually really like some of these lines
plummeting_sloth: David Lynch presents: Mario
Telephoneline: Mystery adventure
thraximore: aww
rabbitgta: it's pure pain
RandomTrivia: It's just directly substituted notes, rather than respecting the purpose of each chord
Kramburger: cheer300 bring back music pls
Seth_Erickson: I kinda like it better too a little
BrowneePoints: We're Myst now
ButButTheJesus: its ok, I didn't need to sleep tonight
VoodontWoW: It's wrong in the best way
Bearudite: Mysterious Mysteries
YawnLance: Hidden Object game in a wizard tower
LadyLockwood92: Actually this is pretty sick
CaptinOfBeez: putt putts adventures!
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matthaus_c: Hidden Object game is correct
YawnLance: Awwww Papa no D:
quillilian: Looped back from eerie to cheesy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, definite point and click adventure vibes.
thraximore: aw well
Xenguin47: I'd play this iPad game.
thraximore: them's the rules
Gildan_Bladeborn: Something Sierra made, probably.
iamn0tg00d: Oh snap more deathbloom!
AonarFaileas: reminded me a bit of Ender Lillies soundtrack
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah this is the openening credit music to a seara pont'n'click game
MyBuddySuperfly: boy, imagine cleaning all this house
CAKHost: We kept the flashlight but not the katana?
strebenherz: flashing content reminder warning
Kramburger: Ben , how'd you change the key of the song so quickly?
Mister_BlueSky: Should've been Aquatic Ambiance. *crosses arms*
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmmmm
Tripleyew: @plummeting_sloth okay, the David Lynch + Mario reference is hella gold
Arclight_Dynamo: Sure did!
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes but not a lot
strebenherz: YEEEESSSSS
I_Am_Clockwork: YES
Mysticman89: ceasar 3 was sweet
SquareDotCube: combine the honey with the yo-yo to get the tattered paper
Mysticman89: also pharoah
Seth_Erickson: Never heard of it :)
thraximore: in this dream? LUL
MegaDosX: Yes!
SmoreThanAFeelin: Me me
strebenherz: Beeen it's on GOG
I_Am_Clockwork: I only had the demo verion
e_bloc: I mean I've had 3 ceasers in an evening
FPNY41: I enjoyed Oasis
MegaDosX: My brother and I played the shit out of that
Rebornflames: 3 was the best
I_Am_Clockwork: but I picked it up on gog
Mysticman89: ceaser 3 and pharoah were my main city builders
saucemaster5000: Heroes of might and magic 3 is so my jam...
Xenguin47: That door is too narrow. Definitely not ADA compliant.
LathosTiran: editeing the ini file to make roads negative money
MuadDab: I was too young when I first tried. Every city I built burned down.
thraximore: another homie
strebenherz: PLEBS ARE NEEDED
Seth_Erickson: Maybe it's us?
YawnLance: Caesar? I hardly know her lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: oh hell yeah, I would watch the hell out of Ben Plays Sierra Games, if you want to stream it ofc
Vyous: Law of Equivalent Exchange?
Mr_Bitterness: The first law of Alchemy!
Xenguin47: The Law of Equivalent Exchange.
LadyLockwood92: This is the law of Equivalent Exchange
matthaus_c: Vale, true to Caesar
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
Xenguin47: Damn, we're all weeds...
eric_christian_berg: I played a lot of Pharoah.
Seth_Erickson: Someone contact Edward Elric
Xenguin47: weebs*
Lysander_Gustav: wark wark?
meachamo: raccoons?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a wonderful sound that just was.
BusTed: Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
thraximore: Just the wind
Lysander_Gustav: was that a chocobo?
Seth_Erickson: I smell the workings of a philospher's stone here
iamn0tg00d: I think you got racoons in your roof.
Xenguin47: Hey Ben, they want you to lend a hand! :D
matthaus_c: gentle reminder that we *still* haven't seen creepy bloody mannequin lady again.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's time to go back the way we came and get spooked, probably.
SnowbirdMike: How to get a head while being disarming?
FPNY41: @Xenguin47 was that a Jeff Noon reference?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or the side corridors.
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe she'll disappear
Makrosian_Tae: BRACE
thraximore: helllllllo friend
matthaus_c: well there she is
Seth_Erickson: See what Ben Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: KNIFE GANG KNIFE GANG
strebenherz: I will fully admit I've been using my gog versions more when I want to listen to the music because youtubes is.. inconsistent if it has C3 music
Manae: Pre-clench
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
eric_christian_berg: Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spoopy shields engaged!
Atreides42: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
iamn0tg00d: Oh no, did we lose of emotional security knife?
floki4242: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Easilycrazyhat: I mean...what happens if you go past it though? >.>
Seth_Erickson: Test what happens out side of the path
matthaus_c: but what if there is a karate sword outside the candles
thraximore: might as well see what happens when she catches you?
Xenguin47: @FPNY41 After a quick bit of googling... no!
neisan2112: Starts blowing them out
Gildan_Bladeborn: Until she blows them out.
plummeting_sloth: she hates getting wax out of her apron
Easilycrazyhat: do it
ButButTheJesus: DEW IT
thraximore: 👋
Seth_Erickson: how fast does she move
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jonasjonIV: spoopy!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I... wouldn't.
plummeting_sloth: isn't there like no saving?
Easilycrazyhat: XD
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TheWriterAleph: "knife to meet you"
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
thraximore: LUL
strebenherz: Insurance sale REFUSED
Manae: Have you heard about FF14...
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Kramburger: Ha\ppy Knifu, Happy Lifeu
RandomTrivia: How surprising... benginFacepalm
chaostreader: We also lost our sweet katana.
matthaus_c: hi have you heard about our LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST
thraximore: oh ben, dod you need to pick up the map again?
Easilycrazyhat: If you yell louder than the monster, then they're less scary! ;p
TheWriterAleph: Knifu Waifu??
LadyLockwood92: She got her knife back
averythetiger: Runs faster than expected
Seth_Erickson: Ma'am I need you to calm down a little it's just insurance Kappa
iamn0tg00d: Thank god, we're safe as long as there isn't a moderate breeze.
neisan2112: @matthaus_c One of my favorite Alex quotes
FPNY41: Vurt was such a great book
strebenherz: *Ghost grabs bucket of water* FEAR ME
Lysander_Gustav: what's with the empty picture frames?
MadmanOreo: @TheWriterAleph knaifu?
RandomTrivia: On the plus side, now we know where the threshold is, it's not as scary. Just think of it like a classic videogame pit
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well...I don't know about "can"t hurt you.
Seth_Erickson: These noises are great
LadyLockwood92: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #221: "Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
thraximore: @Lysander_Gustav those are windows, don'tcha know Kappa
matthaus_c: @neisan2112 I think we might be some amount of drift compatible, neisan :p
ButButTheJesus: nb4 candles go out
Manae: Until she gets a fan instead of a knife
TheWriterAleph: @MadmanOreo much better, got there
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember she can throw the knife.
matthaus_c: !quote candle
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lunareclipse123: She must be a Revenant
RandomTrivia: O_o
Seth_Erickson: Uh oh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or do that.
Tripleyew: I'd love to see a portion of the game where candles can randomly blow out
YawnLance: Oh
Tripleyew: uh
Juliamon: !addquote (Ben) [now] You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!
LRRbot: New quote #7715: "You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!" —Ben [2021-08-03]
iamn0tg00d: Dammit, it's our old nemesis wind again.
Easilycrazyhat: Oh lawd she's comin'
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
thraximore: ouch, must have stubbed her toe
f_tan_theta: ooooh yeah that's a good spoop
Lord_ZYRK: What a lovely singing voice
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a wonderful tooltip to pop up as all the candles go out!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Lysander_Gustav: oh a maze, okay
sydnius: she seems very nice
Easilycrazyhat: Ya jinxed it
MegaDosX: lmao rip
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheWriterAleph: stabbo
SnowbirdMike: OOpsie
Lord_ZYRK: Unluckyyy
goombalax: Moar mario music
Telephoneline: whoops
thraximore: lrrFINE
Lysander_Gustav: drat
RandomTrivia: benginRip
Pteraspidomorphi: F?
Seth_Erickson: Should have looped here
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just a little out of breath, and in a dead end, but we're "fine".
thraximore: not that
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
childrenofnonation: remeember the path
Seth_Erickson: her*
matthaus_c: you were supposed to go the right way :p
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Grip the base and just shake it.
charli3_r: dont light the candles
YawnLance: Ben you've played DbD - Loop Her
Seth_Erickson: there's a loop
Xenguin47: Narrator voice: We were not fine.
monsieur_nick_tamer: there was a lighter on the table
Easilycrazyhat: You mocked the fates, Ben
thraximore: there's a map
code1300: Can u grab the lighter
Manae: Was there a note to read on the shrine table?
MinniChii: can you take the lighter with you?
thraximore: on the table
Ba_Dum_Tish: Help to have a map
LadyLockwood92: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
s0lesurviv0r: lrrFINE
thraximore: yep, it's a bit ridiculous you need to grab it EVERY time
matthaus_c: we have a map right here in our noggin
sydnius: get some pier 1 clearance candles
ComradeMik: candles out
ComradeMik: no lighter
Ba_Dum_Tish: Twitchmap
Seth_Erickson: there's a loop here ben
Manae: Loop?
ComradeMik: this is fine
matthaus_c: rope a dope? somehow?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh noes!
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
Easilycrazyhat: DBD time
FPNY41: is that a euphamism Ben?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure... we're looping here.
Lysander_Gustav: hehehehe
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: Deathbloom killer when?
matthaus_c: !advice
LRRbot: Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
thraximore: teammates dropped all the pallets already :|
Easilycrazyhat: Flash her with your light
RandomTrivia: Adam would be proud
MegaDosX: Ben ya dingus :p
thehokeypokey: killer main knows how to blow up killers
Seth_Erickson: Clicky Clicky
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wanted her to teleport behind you and stab you SOOOOO much just then.
Mysticman89: gotta do squats for dominance.
thraximore: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Get the map this time?
YawnLance: Toxic gamer smh
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
Kramburger: Dead by Daylight might be a good game for a CTS, or even just a themed let's nope month
matthaus_c: oh no, an Eldegoss main
thraximore: wonder what this one is
TheWriterAleph: mostly armless
YawnLance: Fuck
Seth_Erickson: Except for me the snorlax when I had 0 kills and 10 assists
neisan2112: Oh noooo
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Ba_Dum_Tish: What?
Pteraspidomorphi: uh oh
Lysander_Gustav: well, drat
FPNY41: keep talking like that and you'll end up locked in a haunted mansion with a cannibalistic cult
Easilycrazyhat: Tall lady
Mysticman89: does the manniquin have painted toes?
KeytarCat: Oh no
Makrosian_Tae: Better check if the game has mono sound settings
YawnLance: She's completely 'armless
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp. She's going to kill us a lot of times.
strebenherz: Fear the boobs Ben
matthaus_c: does she have... pubic hair
TheWriterAleph: "what you gonna do, BLEED on me?"
Diabore: shes armless now, just leave her be
thraximore: @YawnLance lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Boob spears
RandomTrivia: I... don't think that's the "she" referred to here
Easilycrazyhat: You're 'armless 'arry.
RandomTrivia: There we go
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Seth_Erickson: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
BobaThaiTea: mannequin used skull bash?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ann?
Lysander_Gustav: the squeak is kind of weird
plummeting_sloth: a little target fixation on manquins there
iamn0tg00d: This developer really got its money's worth out of those mannequin assets.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welp Herbis
Seth_Erickson: but also the doll did change directions
thraximore: soooooo not that way LUL
thraximore: woop woppwwopwoop
Lysander_Gustav: so she's now Mr. X?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man could we walk any louder?
matthaus_c: this is a marble floor, couldn't you just slide silently on it
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game making you move towards where the spooky ghost maid lady was is very onsiderate.
matthaus_c: candle protection though
neisan2112: Oh god Possesion halway
thraximore: @Lysander_Gustav gon' give it to ya
matthaus_c: wait, she can enter candle rooms now?
matthaus_c: what
Mysticman89: do you keep the arm?
Lord_ZYRK: Should've grabbed the arm and slapped the SHIT out of 'em
Seth_Erickson: These are lanterns matthaus_c
matthaus_c: there were candles in that room
Lysander_Gustav: laamp
matthaus_c: with the arm
Pteraspidomorphi: Why couldn't you bring the lighter, videogame makes no sense
iamn0tg00d: Lamps =/= candles
matthaus_c: like look at all these candles
FPNY41: give him a hand, and a wrist
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lanterns don't have the intrinsic +3 bonus to ghost warding that candles do.
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
Manae: oof
GhostValv: tqsSmug
RandomTrivia: Rip
YawnLance: Videogames benginChamp
fastlane250: surprise!
MAPBoardgames: squeek?
thraximore: maybe not
Lysander_Gustav: drat
charli3_r: that jump scared me
Makrosian_Tae: lrrJUDGE
Manae: lrrSPOOP
electra310: Arm the mannequin, you remain unarmed
sydnius: hi
Pteraspidomorphi: That's some good squeaking
matthaus_c: forced stealth sectiooon
Manae: Oh, avoid the lanterns this time?
TheWriterAleph: is she a Predator?
Lysander_Gustav: Is that a velociraptor noise?
RandomTrivia: That just sounds like a clockwork lion
YawnLance: We can't hear anything either, it's not just you Ben benginFacepalm
ButButTheJesus: yeah i don't know what they want us to do here
Gascitygaming: walk by those cages, two hands out "good game, good game, good game...."
iamn0tg00d: death loop
MAPBoardgames: Core gameplay loop?
FPNY41: where's the power pellet, so you can turn around and eat the ghosts?
Juliamon: loop demonstrated, game must concede
matthaus_c: honestly even with binaural hearing I cannot hear the tells
Gildan_Bladeborn: I would not count on that.
Lysander_Gustav: Can't hear her footfalls either
RandomTrivia: Cool, we've turned the stealth section into a kiting section :D
Seth_Erickson: Lanterns don't mean nothing to her
Easilycrazyhat: ez game
FPNY41: now you're armed, Ben!
Easilycrazyhat: lewd
Gildan_Bladeborn: I have Ben's volume turned down too low to hear the noises that it might or might not be making.
raulghoulia: scoot
Seth_Erickson: Hello
matthaus_c: booba
iamn0tg00d: Put er there buddy
thraximore: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: didn't you just come from that door?
matthaus_c: we couldn't either, ben
Makrosian_Tae: It wasn't just you. Same for me. Couldn't hear jack shit
thraximore: oh hey the dude is gone
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
Lysander_Gustav: oh okay
FPNY41: ah now we're in the Escape Room movie
Diabore: oh god are the footsteps coming on the deaf side?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, the guy moved.
Bearudite: must be some clovers in the atmosphere
iamn0tg00d: Sneaky bastard.
matthaus_c: I go against the old advisory and crank my volume all the way up
YawnLance: Rude
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
thraximore: what a punk
RandomTrivia: UH
shendaras: It is a bank!
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
SmoreThanAFeelin: RAGE IN THE CAGE
matthaus_c: CAGE MATCH
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, we have no weapon still.
Easilycrazyhat: It's a trap!
LadyLockwood92: Seriously uncool, zombie.
Tripleyew: I would have like it if the completed mannequin gave us a clue/direction, but also provided the ghost maid with a body and changed that dynamic with her
f_tan_theta: LUL
TheWriterAleph: "you've fallen into my trap, Batman!!"
Emu_on_the_Loose: The mall is now closed.
RandomTrivia: Ackbar.wav
Lord_ZYRK: I got you for THREE MINUTES
raulghoulia: can't...can't it be both?
Kramburger: That one week
Seth_Erickson: IT's a 1 on 1 battle to the death cage fight 2 people enter only 1 person leaves~
Gildan_Bladeborn: With the shitty on-screen graphic? YES.
FPNY41: lewd
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam was all about that shit.
strebenherz: Ben is now the heel in a wwe match
plummeting_sloth: lewd
Lysander_Gustav: sounds like a puzzle
TheMerricat: F
FPNY41: F
Lysander_Gustav: f
adamjford: Press F to Douse
BrindleBoar: embrace the flame, baby
matthaus_c: all cults are lewd
LadyLockwood92: Probably.
Telephoneline: seems likely
raulghoulia: would you kindly
thraximore: noooooo :)
LadyLockwood92: Yeah.
ButButTheJesus: are we steward of gondor
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire Ben. That's established science fact.
Talin06: if i said no would that help?
Lysander_Gustav: sure why not
I_Am_Clockwork: cw for self imolation I guess
Lord_ZYRK: benginRage
iamn0tg00d: This is the worst saw trap ever.
YawnLance: (Can't wake up)
Lunareclipse123: Wake me up inside
TheWriterAleph: STOP DROP AND ROLL
matthaus_c: oh nooo we're playing against mono red
LadyLockwood92: Some people wake up and they're on fire.
Seth_Erickson: Is it getting hot in here?
thraximore: too hot! (hotdamn)
ButButTheJesus: SAAAAVE MEEEEH
FPNY41: The Land Continues to Burn
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no.... I wasn't dreaming after all!
Dog_of_Myth: Wake me up before you go go
MAPBoardgames: "Water" of a salvation?
BusTed: tqsFine tqsFine tqsFine
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hot hot hot
fastlane250: burnin’ down the house
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Rynehawk: um friend....youre on fire
Xenguin47: That Ben is on fiiiiii-iiirreeee
Arclight_Dynamo: Do we have our guns?
AdamYMHMI: 8008 dangit!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do we get our guns back?
BrindleBoar: but it was such a fun floor
RandomTrivia: Wait so would we have skipped ALL OF THAT?!
BrindleBoar: 0420
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Manae: Surely 99% that was a no-choice choice
SquareDotCube: That kid is in the elevator again!
eric_christian_berg: Tentacle wallpaper!
ButButTheJesus: but where ninja sword
Easilycrazyhat: Locked and loaded
Gildan_Bladeborn: And a note.
Rynehawk: build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Kramburger: Can we mount the gun on the knife?
Lysander_Gustav: This time the enemies are rhoombas
Seth_Erickson: Christina's back
BrindleBoar: just don't inhale Kappa
Manae: wait
Manae: stumbling around in the elevator?
plummeting_sloth: thats... not what ingest mean
Kramburger: WAKE ME UP... Wake me up inside!
shendaras: The sword was part of our 'vision' thing, though
matthaus_c: Christina is DOING HER BEST
Seth_Erickson: You idiot you kept dropping shit all over the house
Lunareclipse123: The Katana was in the dream anyway
Pteraspidomorphi: Wasn't the Katana in the death world?
Gildan_Bladeborn: While you were stumbling around in "the dark". Of the elevator car. That you woke up in.
thraximore: the katana wasn't real, but the guns sure were
sydnius: she eBayed that thing
Tripleyew: I hear we drop a sweet katana
iamn0tg00d: Thanks Christina /S
TheWriterAleph: "This wing is where we do fight club."
Kramburger: At least she didn't kill us to get our sweet katana drop
f_tan_theta: we don't go to ravenholm anymore
Lunareclipse123: You had a Shotgun, SMG, Bow and Knife when you got in the elevator
matthaus_c: right, the katana was in the drugged out dream segment
Gildan_Bladeborn: Christina stole all your shit, in other words.
LadyLockwood92: Bachmann Manor Overdrive
Xenguin47: Wasn't she trying to kill us earlier?
Seth_Erickson: Is this god's greatest game
Mysticman89: yes, they are what kept you alive, no the various guns
Lysander_Gustav: is there a jump button?
Kramburger: Tal Bachman Manor
Lord_ZYRK: The first rule of Cult House is you do not talk about the abandoned wing of Cult House
MagicalAttackGecko: speedrun strats
charli3_r: try jumping?
childrenofnonation: speedrun strats
The_Color_Twelve: magic
Telephoneline: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
AranMathai: Unsheath your weapon while approaching it? maybe a bug?
Pteraspidomorphi: You switched to the knife at the same time?
thraximore: backwards?
Gildan_Bladeborn: For a brief, beautiful moment, Ben learned the magic of "uppies".
Lysander_Gustav: your character has no knees
matthaus_c: idk man you managed to go into the subocean in one of these games once. you're a legend.
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the butt.
shendaras: Visit the sub ocean?
FPNY41: ah, my one weakness - mid 20th century furniture
BrindleBoar: true
Lord_ZYRK: LadyLockwood92 lrrWOW
matthaus_c: !findquote jump
LRRbot: Quote #5355: "I'm gonna go jump in the meat. ...Mmm, I'm covered in meat juice." —James [2018-10-02]
boristhewizard: have you tried right tab? Kappa
dougma: helo?
iamn0tg00d: Wait... weren't you just in an elevator? Which means you would have just dropped all your stuff in the elevator...
sydnius: no jump just yeet
MegaDosX: "No-one's home!"
Seth_Erickson: Mushi Mush
thraximore: occupado!
Nenluen: haven't you tried 'J" for Jump?
muppetpastorx: "something"
Xenguin47: Housekeeping!
MyBuddySuperfly: H to lobster?
thraximore: do you run faster?
FPNY41: he was just sleepwalking
matthaus_c: trigger discipline.
charli3_r: rip bens amo
Lysander_Gustav: wow that's some fast shooting
frozenphoenix7: Do you move faster holstered?
LadyLockwood92: Timber!
theambivalentagender: Three ovens? the decadance
Seth_Erickson: Get lasered homie
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want to say one horrible Watch & Play game used Page Up to jump once.
matthaus_c: that's the noise of acquisition
Kramburger: I just realised that the sub ocean implies the existence of a Dom Ocean which now that I say it out loud is probably just the normal ocean
muppetpastorx: He was probably just trying to show you the way out.
strebenherz: PAGE UP?!
thraximore: @Gildan_Bladeborn every button under the sun has been a jump key
Seth_Erickson: Page Up to jump is a crime against video games
The_Color_Twelve: evil
shendaras: Wasn't that a platformer, too?
strebenherz: WHY
BrindleBoar: I wish I didn't believe that.
Arclight_Dynamo: 'Cuz it says "up" on it. :P
plummeting_sloth: look, it has UP right there on teh key!
The_Color_Twelve: the definition of evil
Enki1256: Watch and play games don't count. There games made with dev's of pure insanity.
BusTed: It says up right on the key.
dougma: doggo
Lysander_Gustav: Llama?
FPNY41: it's a wish dragon!
MegaDosX: Wasn't there a Watch and Play game that had its keybinds based on a DVORAK keyboard?
TheThirdTail: Things like PG UP to jump aren't as bad as they sound - they intend you to use the num pad. Was pretty common with old pc games
Mister_BlueSky: Dog?
Tangsm: Llama.
Pteraspidomorphi: Alpaca?
BrindleBoar: It does, yes.
BusTed: It does.
ButterBall000: Def llama
Manae: That is a llama
CaptinOfBeez: russian games man
YawnLance: I was thinking the same thing
jbhall1974: hi Ben
Xiff_: 100%
SmoreThanAFeelin: Yesss
Rebornflames: yep
raulghoulia: Nessie
MagicalAttackGecko: but yes
sydnius: F14
KeytarCat: Yes!
strebenherz: Llama ghost
ButButTheJesus: LLAMA
Makrosian_Tae: I believe you mean Alpaca
cutaos: i saw a llama too
thraximore: it does though
obionedrop: i thought the same thing
Lord_ZYRK: 100%
iamn0tg00d: What does it mean?
LadyLockwood92: @Kramburger What about the Switch Ocean?
charli3_r: llama
Telephoneline: I totally thought so too....
kireawolf: It does
Mysticman89: its a puppy
afantastico: Llama!!
Kramburger: We need to get G in to run Ben through a W+P Best Of
Rebornflames: toe to tip fluffy boi
BusTed: Kind of a grayhound
matthaus_c: how about an antler-less moose
sydnius: llama!
Kramburger: @LadyLockwood92 The ocean we deserve
theambivalentagender: Those are some big ass chairs
Seth_Erickson: Ben there's a cult living in it
Gascitygaming: those table and chairs seem MUCH too big for us, is that odd?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, but this is a cult of cannibals.
CaptinOfBeez: why does it seem like youre hobbit sized
MyBuddySuperfly: XD
FPNY41: that art glows in the dark
BrindleBoar: seating for 8, plates for 800
matthaus_c: CLOWN TIME
Xenguin47: This seems like too many dishes for this few chairs
thraximore: wheelerClown
iamn0tg00d: Ben, we don't talk about it.... It said so right in the note.
Lysander_Gustav: what a happy occult scribble
theambivalentagender: I thought that pillow was a thing of meat
shendaras: Maybe do some electrical work, fix up the wallpaper. ..
Telephoneline: u down to clown
Bearudite: we going to clown town
Lunareclipse123: Are you steadily shrinking?
FPNY41: hide in the closet and pretend we're playing Clock Tower
sydnius: top bunk!
Tangsm: IKEA seems like a good option for economically furnishing your death cult.
matthaus_c: twitch chat all aboard the clown car
Gildan_Bladeborn: Until you open a door and it's just wall to wall manniquins.
SmoreThanAFeelin: zoooom
theambivalentagender: Ikeaaa....welling furniture for cultist kids and divorced men
charli3_r: farting
Gascitygaming: both?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or farting.
strebenherz: Like that deer
BusTed: Poop trails for sure.
MyBuddySuperfly: Ben
MegaDosX: Or both
Makrosian_Tae: Snrk
BrindleBoar: it looks like the llama is propelling itself via rocket poo
strebenherz: Explosive ass into the stars
charli3_r: fart propeled llama
thraximore: weeeeeeeeeeooooow
Lysander_Gustav: dust trails!
The_Color_Twelve: or both
Lysander_Gustav: woosh
Lord_ZYRK: Like the deer in Castle Crashers
Mysticman89: yeah, when you gotta go minutes ago, you move fast
The_Color_Twelve: one causes the other
Gascitygaming: llama go skrt!
Xenguin47: Llama zoomies
ButButTheJesus: pppbbbbbbththththth
sydnius: yakety llama
TheWriterAleph: Non-Binary Llama Poops is my experimental prog ska band
BusTed: @Lord_ZYRK Exactly.
Vyous: Yep
matthaus_c: Sonic meant a very different thing than we thought when we said "got to go"
iamn0tg00d: Someone with sleep apnea.
Lysander_Gustav: yeah sounds like breathing?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh we hear that.
thraximore: might just be atmosphere
Mister_BlueSky: Hear what? :)
muppetpastorx: You're a vampire, confirmed
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think it's your character, no.
Tangsm: Is it a stamina thing? Making your breathe heavy?
thraximore: how many of these have we missed???
theambivalentagender: Oooh, open the fridge, I bet there's good things in there
Xenguin47: Ooh, green herb!
matthaus_c: Jirard's Empty Drawers1
raulghoulia: this guy needs an electrician to come over
matthaus_c: the only thing in the fridge was daredevil's girlfriend
Gildan_Bladeborn: The breathing noises are definitely coming from further away from our character.
shendaras: Why not both?
Gascitygaming: or dthe doctor baby room
Tangsm: Dr. Baby, MD.
Lysander_Gustav: otometry?
thraximore: the veal storage :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: The doctor baby room.
Lysander_Gustav: optometry?
Mister_BlueSky: Baby Doctor, coming this fall to NBC.
BrindleBoar: Babies can't be doctors Ben, that would be irresponsible.
charli3_r: knife him
iamn0tg00d: But is it a doctor for babies, or a doctor that is a baby?
LadyLockwood92: Ah, Urology.
BusTed: tqsKnife
TheWriterAleph: bonk.
MegaDosX: Timber!
FPNY41: Strats!
thraximore: oh yeah must have been him making the noise
MyBuddySuperfly: Vortex cleaning product
Rynehawk: PARKOUR
rabbitgta: shifters full ?
Easilycrazyhat: Spoopy Games Done Quick
sydnius: my laundry!
ComradeMik: ben on step one of finding the skip
Lysander_Gustav: yay key
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, mysterious noises are explained finally.
muppetpastorx: was that something next to the middle toilet?
matthaus_c: whenever you play a game where Fuckin' Toothpaste is a key, I'll eat my keys AGAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... more monsters.
thraximore: I think that might just be ambience
Seth_Erickson: what was that by the toliet?
CaptinOfBeez: with this next skip youll save about 15 seconds o nthe runb
GrizzmastahFlex: Is this chapter 2?
Mysticman89: just checked for a speedrun, the main speedrun site doesn't have it
muppetpastorx: It was a lamp
dougma: uhhhh
charli3_r: what
matthaus_c: oh noooo
BrindleBoar: this is fine
ButButTheJesus: uh
muppetpastorx: it shimmered slightly
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Cost cutting comes in many forms, Ben
thraximore: magic trashcan
MyBuddySuperfly: modern clipping trashcan
houndofcullin: You gotta share trashcans
BusTed: It's efficient!
charli3_r: um is game ok
shendaras: They want both sides to be able to use it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Trash can? How are you doing that?
houndofcullin: we're not mae of money
HIYGamer: This seems normal
Seth_Erickson: I was confused by the lamp but at least the trash can is really good
Easilycrazyhat: Look, it's just economical.
Makrosian_Tae: Reduce your footprint by reduing your garbage
The_Color_Twelve: ah saving on inventory
sydnius: clipping theatre
thraximore: wait what kind of MONSTERS don't have stall doors???
charli3_r: R game o k
Mister_BlueSky: 900 armoires.
darkspiredragon: I too want my garbage can rendered between two stalls
matthaus_c: we're not made of money! we're bankrupt after buying all those gazebos!
muppetpastorx: Use lowercase letters to save disk space!
Tripleyew: "What, do you think garbage cans grow on trees?!?"
raulghoulia: they had two Gazebos, they can afford an extra garbage
Gildan_Bladeborn: Here in spooky cannibal cult mansion, we're all about efficiency!
Astramentha: !uptime
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flailingsoup: have you ever heard the story of Solomon the frugal
Ciijay: They spent all of the money on washing machines
shendaras: I mean look at all the dishes
Easilycrazyhat: Where do you think the garbage can money went?
Ciijay: So only once trash can
BrindleBoar: gazebo law
Lord_ZYRK: How do you think they afforded the other gazebo in the first place?
matthaus_c: maybe if they have two gazebos it means they *can't* afford a second trashcan
thraximore: but gazebos are powerful guardians
Easilycrazyhat: None trash can, left gazebo.
The_Color_Twelve: they blew the budget on the gazebo
electra310: Not unheard of in women’s restrooms but usually not like that 😄
iamn0tg00d: They spent all their money on the gazebo budget.
Ciijay: Washing machines tho
houndofcullin: That's why we're never going to be rich. Damn millennials with their extra garbage cans and avocado toast
Gildan_Bladeborn: But Ben! If two gazebos mean they're double haunted, what would two toilets mean?!
awesomeman2099: hey ben
Bearudite: if its a gazebo made of hotdogs is it a Glizzebo?
BrindleBoar: they blew their garbage money on the second gazebo, yes
Juliamon: Maybe they just couldn't find a trash bin slim enough to fit in a stall.
matthaus_c: gazebo cult rise up
Telephoneline: 2nd gazebo money yeahhh
iamn0tg00d: Yeah! Let's do a bunch of deathbloom now!
darkspiredragon: "We can't buy another garbage can. We were saving that money for Gazebo number 2..."
Seth_Erickson: Ah hell yeah I've been waiting for a second gazebo
muppetpastorx: 2 gazebos, or two-ply. I think the choice is obvious
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd a canoe, a moon, and two stars.
dougma: boo
theambivalentagender: honk honk
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Lysander_Gustav: oh why
LadyLockwood92: Oh dear
adamjford: NOOOOOOOOOOO
GuilKato: one gazebo for the creepy children Ben, the adults want their own gazebo
Tripleyew: all the mannequins and creepy children dolls, awkwardly clapping their hands without bending their elbows
awesomeman2099: clown cult lets gooo
obionedrop: maybe they have a garbage gazebo
BrindleBoar: ghost clown time, son
matthaus_c: you didn't get the hint that there was a clown? lol
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Seth_Erickson: Ah hell yeah Bumbo sounds great
thraximore: wheelerClown yaaaay
ButButTheJesus: fffffffffffffff
Telephoneline: we ARE down to clown!
adamjford: time to wrap the stream up!!!!!!!! :)
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown
Tangsm: It's good advertising. People drive by and see that extra gazebo and they want to join to see the inside of such luxury.
raulghoulia: what's worse, dolls spiders or clowns?
Easilycrazyhat: Hyuck hyuck, motherfucker.
flailingsoup: honk :o)
charli3_r: wydm clowns are always fun
Diabore: this game is just all phobias
The_Color_Twelve: well if not clowns its dolls
matthaus_c: ALL aboard the clown car!
charli3_r: all ways fun.
LadyLockwood92: Woof...
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ComradeMik: oh cool. love clowns
charli3_r: always.
BrindleBoar: BUMBO THE MAGNIFICENT
Gildan_Bladeborn: Honk honk.
Kramburger: Oh good it's clown time. "Hey gamers, have you seen IT?"
ComradeMik: unironically
Seth_Erickson: was that a fishing rod by the table?
flailingsoup: <|:o)
Pteraspidomorphi: Washing machines!!
AdamYMHMI: riffWhizzo
matthaus_c: square in the plastic nose
Gildan_Bladeborn: Always fun, and never absolutely horrifying.
strebenherz: Ben gets to shoot ALL his phobias!
Tangsm: Really thought you'd say lower than jaw.
childrenofnonation: is the nose an instakill?
raulghoulia: that's jupiter
Kramburger: Put one between the eyes and one between the thighs
ButButTheJesus: if you hit the nose does it honk
Gascitygaming: or 21.... :P
LadyLockwood92: Does his nose squeak when you hit him there?
awesomeman2099: wait who is in charge of the clown cult? the clown from the simsons or the clown from IT
Easilycrazyhat: No golfing in the house!
matthaus_c: yeah, that's jupiter, not 4
Mysticman89: fore!
spethycakes: That's actually Jupiter
CaptinOfBeez: whats more terrifying than a scary clown? a scary clown with a backstory!
thraximore: wait slow down
BrindleBoar: all of the above
matthaus_c: ONE, JUPITER GUNS
Tangsm: Fancy 4.
Seth_Erickson: Sure looks like a 4 to me Kappa
Rynehawk: honeycomb's big yeah yeah yeah
code1300: The elevator number
sydnius: ♋️
Lord_ZYRK: I can count to Jupiter seabatTROG
kireawolf: Look at all tht TP meatMONKA
Gildan_Bladeborn: 4 creepy clowns.
BusTed: 🤓
raulghoulia: thanks Sailor Moon
Ciijay: I love sailor moon
Blinkey17: hoping it makes a honk if you shoot him in the big red nose
Easilycrazyhat: Look, we have on job Ben.
iamn0tg00d: Oh it's the alchemical sign for circus tent.
GuilKato: Jupiter fires lightning if I remember sailor moon correctly?
flailingsoup: it's the number of gazebos they have, you just haven't found the last two yet
ArdCollider: that's the alchemical sign for...
ArdCollider: yes, that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, that's not a clown.
ButterBall000: What it it's a puzzle and the answer is "421?"
Seth_Erickson: Have you even watch Fullmetal alchemist
Seth_Erickson: Kappa
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thraximore: wooooow
FPNY41: DLC bucks
awesomeman2099: nice
Gascitygaming: it's winking
LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah
DeM0nFiRe: If you can't handle us at our "you need to hold the door closed"-est you don't deserve us at a our "that's actually jupiter"-est
iamn0tg00d: That's what they bought with the garbage can money.
thraximore: umbraS
matthaus_c: better optimisation, new models, see? this is why it's cool that the game had a high price tag
shendaras: Minecraft zombie noise?
Gildan_Bladeborn: We should DEFINITELY open that door.
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody finally paid off that second gazebo benginChamp
charli3_r: oh no
theambivalentagender: That sounds like the fucking minecraft zombie nows...
theambivalentagender: noise
GuilKato: @ButterBall000 i was guessing 0451
sydnius: creepy assets 2.1
Seth_Erickson: Minecraft zombie noise strikes again
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Hug a snake, it'll make you wiser!
Mister_BlueSky: That doesn't sound like a "scary" moan.
Rynehawk: or is that the llama?
Kramburger: A few people bough chapter 1 so they could afford a new model pack in Unity
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good things are going to happen when we do.
Juliamon: That stance...
matthaus_c: he's doing the mick jagger
Seth_Erickson: Cheated NotLikeThis
sydnius: town hall
thraximore: pardon?????
Kramburger: He had a power stance, sorry Ben
Easilycrazyhat: Something something already dead
LadyLockwood92: Hax
awesomeman2099: that just honks
Xiff_: I'd like to report a bug
Lord_ZYRK: He had a 1-up
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he had a small hand mirror
Seth_Erickson: He had the back stab protection ring on
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your stealth powers have been dispelled! Oh noes!
matthaus_c: Ben, it was obvious by the pose that you'd be fighting a JoJo
sydnius: active
I_Am_Clockwork: was this place an orphanage?
iamn0tg00d: I am SHOCKED that you found a bug.
I_Am_Clockwork: so its a clown orphanage?
LadyLockwood92: Well...this *has* been a bizzare adventure.
Mysticman89: we need to find another symbol so we can deduce if it was 4, 21, or jupiter
shendaras: Another?
Easilycrazyhat: Fun!
Seth_Erickson: no stop signs?
awesomeman2099: ?
matthaus_c: do they Bandicoot as well
BusTed: NotLikeThis
thraximore: :/
ComradeMik: :(
matthaus_c: that's H
muppetpastorx: th
iamn0tg00d: Upside down 4
Mysticman89: saturn!
Seth_Erickson: It's got a big dumper thoug
Mister_BlueSky: That's a horse. :)
rabbitgta: not the dogs
Lord_ZYRK: Everybody's always crashing at Ben's apartment benginFingers
thraximore: that's the alchemical symbol for THICC
f_tan_theta: h bar
neisan2112: It is Saturn yes
sydnius: planck
matthaus_c: or a dog
CaptinOfBeez: my old apartment was like that, people would hop the curb everytime and nearly plow into the building
Easilycrazyhat: thicc horse
BrindleBoar: 4h, older brother of Triple H
awesomeman2099: ok
Rynehawk: llama
Sanityis0verrated: sailor moon coming on handy
Phailhammer: that
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matthaus_c: horse really is big dog
Rynehawk: llama friendly
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Or a dude in a T-pose pissing off of a skyscraper.
charli3_r: its a really bad bojack oc
muppetpastorx: That's his "special wall"
Mysticman89: hbar, we quantum phycisists now
raulghoulia: I think he's just drunk
muppetpastorx: he's busy
Phailhammer: That almost looks like a Japanese 're' or 'wa'
awesomeman2099: how hard is it to find ammo
LadyLockwood92: Wasn't that the guy from Pawn Stars?
iamn0tg00d: I thought that was hitler for a second.
Mysticman89: can we find uranus next
Makrosian_Tae: Boff
Lord_ZYRK: Mysticman89 Hhhehehe
Lunareclipse123: I also keep a portrait of Hercules Poirot next to my bed
strebenherz: What pet do you have ben?
Telephoneline: showers
Gildan_Bladeborn: The freezer/showers?
Seth_Erickson: Showers in the back
Kramburger: It's for the Help
CaptinOfBeez: cold shower time
thraximore: at least THIS restroom has stall doors
BrindleBoar: li'l pooper
ComradeMik: turns out storage areas can be used for things other than food
Seth_Erickson: I mean it's also massive so who are we to judge
LadyLockwood92: If you're pooping you have to tell me...otherwise it's encrapment
Gildan_Bladeborn: Must be around here somewhere then.
muppetpastorx: OCCUPIED
FPNY41: seems sus
awesomeman2099: go find the shotgun
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's going to jump scare you now.
strebenherz: That's how you get attacked by an angry poop ghost
ComradeMik: someone dropped their ketchup
BrindleBoar: there we go
Mysticman89: he's had a bad time in there
ButButTheJesus: that's a Silent Hill 3 callback
thraximore: taco bell did a number on him
matthaus_c: well that's what I call explosive diarrhoea
Pteraspidomorphi: neptune?
matthaus_c: that's... mercury?
sydnius: eew
Xenguin47: Man, chill night, amiright?
Mysticman89: I didnt get a good look at the symbol
Gildan_Bladeborn: The shortest of guns is around here somewhere.
Rebornflames: it would be a great troll move to give shotgun ammo then no gun
Seth_Erickson: The oft unexpected double fake
Gascitygaming: the real explosive diarrhea was the friend we made alo-wait, no
Rebornflames: just a false hope
Lunareclipse123: Shitter's full
Pteraspidomorphi: Mysticman89: Looked like a trident
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sneaky.
thraximore: cheeki breeki
darkspiredragon: That long game jump scare
strebenherz: Honk honk Ben
matthaus_c: @thraximore I groan at your STALKER meme
shendaras: Ah, normal noises.
thraximore: ah that must be bumbo
Lord_ZYRK: 🤡
Seth_Erickson: Yes Bumbo come to us
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, clown laughter.
matthaus_c: but also well done
iamn0tg00d: That sounded fun.
Kramburger: !bingo
plummeting_sloth: Wiiiipeouttttt
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good ole Bumbo.
awesomeman2099: upstairs maybe? is what the symbols for?
sydnius: wipeout
Seth_Erickson: Bumbo is a great name for a clown btw
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, Kefka
thraximore: @matthaus_c iv damke :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: None of us noticed it lying around, so... probably not?
Tangsm: The cowards didn't put in Uranus.
thraximore: oooof sounds like a bad time on the toilet
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wow, that super sounded like it was directly over your shoulder.
Seth_Erickson: 1 3 and 7
iamn0tg00d: Devil trident. horse, 4.
thehokeypokey: probably spells a word
matthaus_c: that's what I remember seeing, but I didn't get a good look at the explosive diarrhoea one
Gildan_Bladeborn: What notes has your character scribbled on the map?
I_Am_Clockwork: the keypad had letters
Seth_Erickson: Wait ben go back to that last hallway
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe it will spell something?
Seth_Erickson: There was writing on a wall out here
Lunareclipse123: The Lavoratory
Seth_Erickson: There was red on a wall
ComradeMik: was there a grabby on the desk in the lecture hall?
Seth_Erickson: oh shoot nvm
Mysticman89: saturn, jupiter, neptune is 3 consonnants if we're relating the symbols to letters that way
thraximore: Which one was in the loo?
matthaus_c: I think we just gotta do a clean sweep and double check
Lord_ZYRK: I think that just signals the game is about to get intense
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think they saw the tent.
thehokeypokey: I expect it will make the writing noise when you find it
houndofcullin: It's probably with your shotgun
enfys_book: there were 3 candles next to the Jupiter symbol, maybe that means it's the third number?
matthaus_c: does the tent look like any of the symbols?
FPNY41: circus clowns are in tents
FPNY41: INTENSE!
awesomeman2099: nice
thraximore: -_-
Gildan_Bladeborn: May as well try to interact with the puzzle.
CAKHost: Ceiling somewhere?
charli3_r: try opening cubords
Makrosian_Tae: yawe
Pteraspidomorphi: joy?
Kramburger: Joy_?
Kramburger: Joys?
raulghoulia: Joey
Gildan_Bladeborn: Joy is a word.
Seth_Erickson: because it's a clown and they bring Joy
awesomeman2099: joy
FPNY41: the clever misdirect
awesomeman2099: nice
code1300: Joey
Lysander_Gustav: wat
chaostreader: Joys?
Xenguin47: That was unexpected
awesomeman2099: we won who cares
MegaDosX: "Poorly well done" :D
ComradeMik: i think that's just a missed texture
Mysticman89: ah, the 3 letter long 4 charatcer code
ComradeMik: minor slops
Seth_Erickson: Birthday time PogChamp
Kramburger: That's because they reused an asset
Tripleyew: and your reward... more clown stuff
matthaus_c: COPE TIME
Gildan_Bladeborn: Joy: the thing that clowns bring children and adults alike. Certainly not the opposite of that.
Xenguin47: Party hat!
BusTed: PogChamp
NotCainNorAbel: spider clown spider clown, doing the thing that a spiderclown can
theambivalentagender: honk honk
awesomeman2099: its party time
iamn0tg00d: What's worse, clown or dolls?
GhostValv: not down with the clown
Lysander_Gustav: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Lunareclipse123: Pupper!
boristhewizard: !overclownfidence
sydnius: HSWP
BusTed: benginRemy
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
Lunareclipse123: Oh nooo
charli3_r: but ben. clowns. are. always. fun.
neisan2112: Oh boy
SnackPak_: you monster
LadyLockwood92: Cool ^^
matthaus_c: HAH
Telephoneline: Thanks Ben
electra310: Party hat!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clearly what's worse is clown spiders dressed as dolls.
awesomeman2099: HONK
Dog_of_Myth: YES
matthaus_c: come on chat, start pixel hunting
matthaus_c: pixel hunt first and then banana
Mister_BlueSky: Still not aquatic ambience. 😠
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is so 100% an adventure game soundtrack.
The_Color_Twelve: this reminds me of mario 64 music
matthaus_c: I'm having visions of Cori wiping honey off a clock handle with a yoyo
Juliamon: The_Color_Twelve It's a "minor key" of Dire Dire Docks
KeytarCat: @The_Color_Twelve It's a key change of one!
The_Color_Twelve: Okay that makes me feel better
The_Color_Twelve: thanks
Gildan_Bladeborn: I believe Ben said he set it to G minor.
matthaus_c: G minor is correct
The_Color_Twelve: I was like, wait this is almost that but not quite
Juliamon: I unironically dig it
matthaus_c: same
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ditto.
awesomeman2099: Clown party when?
matthaus_c: are you not in the clown car already? we've been riding high on Ben's fears
The_Color_Twelve: Boy this is calling back emotions from my childhood listening to this
Gildan_Bladeborn: The original track doesn't have any particular real estate in my head already, so this doesn't actually sound "wrong" to me or anything. Also, I just love stuff set in minor keys.
awesomeman2099: same
matthaus_c: HONK
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awesomeman2099: HONK HONK
Gildan_Bladeborn: Awwww.
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
charli3_r: the ben is rising
matthaus_c: BUST CHUT
sydnius: inremember buying deathbloom from a clown
Kayonniik: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
FPNY41: its a clown fiesta
tehfewl: i enjoyed it
BigGayJulia: BUST CHUT
Telephoneline: I was diggin it
LadyLockwood92: Welcome Raiders~!
dj_jayrap: honk
ButButTheJesus: yaaasss
Bearudite: welp
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey.. a raid - you should turn the song back on.
LadyLockwood92: BUST CHUT
SmoreThanAFeelin: Julia!
Juliamon: That's *me*
tehfewl: WOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha
fastlane250: So I’m testing streaming on a fire TV stick and I think I might have to bolt a heatsink onto it
awesomeman2099: HONK HONK HONK HONK
homunculusbob: yes julia
Haroldholmes25: julia lol
YeetTheRich_: hi julia
Ciijay: I thought Ben was a zombie in the game I was playing
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
awesomeman2099: lol
BigGayJulia: Hi yes I am indeed the streamer
Bearudite: you dun fucked up
JoshSanville: WE ARE ALL JULIA
GhostValv: bloobyW
Jobokin: Dude I had that soundtrack as a kid. It's awesome.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They should experience your masterpiece Ben.
affinityartifacts: HAHAHAHA
BigGayJulia: HI BEN
Lord_ZYRK: Ben's brain is a lil' broke today
BigGayJulia: LUV U
affinityartifacts: <3 <3 <3
affinityartifacts: Love you Ben
ButButTheJesus: <3
Lysander_Gustav: hi raiders
Arclight_Dynamo: Did you know Ben didn't sleep much last night? :D
homunculusbob: this man
plummeting_sloth: Are you Okay +I'm so fucking sorry --> Are you fucking sorry
Lord_ZYRK: Please do not butter my chust
Mister_BlueSky: A selection of exotic chust butters.
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ButButTheJesus: close words do tend to overlap in the brain
thraximore: technically
iamn0tg00d: You're trapped on an island.
BigGayJulia: POG thanks @Dog_of_Myth
YeetTheRich_: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
charli3_r: ben gonna die
MegaDosX: !findquote clown
LRRbot: Quote #2657: "I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist." —Cameron [2016-05-31]
CastleOtranto: Ben, you might need sleep eventually
awesomeman2099: HONK HONK HONK HONK
theambivalentagender: he's barking at the clown
eric_christian_berg: Mmm jam
ButButTheJesus: Remy! do a protec!
thraximore: bork
MegaDosX: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Rynehawk: if there's a clown offscreen....
Mister_BlueSky: OhMyDog
Lord_ZYRK: benginRemy doesn't want no clowns
charli3_r: GET ATTACKED WHILE AFK
BusTed: mattlrBork tqsBORK mattlrBork tqsBORK
BrindleBoar: Remy does not like the spoop clown.
Lunareclipse123: A Man with all the powers and proportional strength of a Clown?!
iamn0tg00d: He's barking at the clowns
GhostValv: tqsShrug
SquareDotCube: And if we kill him, we absorb its powers
affinityartifacts: REMY PROTECC
darkspiredragon: Spooky clown is gonna get holy in a sec
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spooky clowns following on the heels of spooky mannequins, and spooky children wearing doll heads.
CaptinOfBeez: the clowns in the house
juneblue58: They'd be more okay if they didn't come with ableist, transphobic introductions...
Rynehawk: i mean that could just be a sign for a barber shop
thraximore: show dog
awesomeman2099: Remy must protecc from clown ready to HONK ben
monsieur_nick_tamer: show the dogplz
mishotem: he was bitten by a radioactive clown
Sanityis0verrated: my son did not like Ben's son's borking
iamn0tg00d: I wsa legit worried that was the game and you'd need to shoot more puppers.
Tangsm: Remy is trained as an advanced clown warning system.
Lunareclipse123: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
eric_christian_berg: Peanut butter jelly time!
Xenguin47: Børk!
JoshSanville: RemyCam!!
ButButTheJesus: remcam!
AonarFaileas: dog cam!
Mysticman89: your dy-son?
matthaus_c: that's a hell of a way to put it, Benjamin
Nigouki: Fan Cam!
thraximore: is that remy butt?
BrowneePoints: I think an entire thing for Desert Bus ben should be songs in Major or Minor Keys flipped
MegaDosX: I mean, the fan's kinda neat too
Seth_Erickson: Nice fan you got there
MegaDosX: DOGGIE
plummeting_sloth: you call your dyson fan your son?
affinityartifacts: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT NUG
RonaldMcDownload: oh my god that ear
ButButTheJesus: HOOSAGOOBOY
Dix: D O G E
monsieur_nick_tamer: awww doggoooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Awww.
charli3_r: pupper!!!!
Juliamon: Rem-o-vision!
BehemothDan: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyGigi voxyGigi voxyGigi mewmewLove mewmewLove
obionedrop: Remy!
Nigouki: BABBY!
Easilycrazyhat: benginRemy benginChamp benginRemy benginChamp
Rebornflames: Dog tax paid :)
MegaDosX: HE SO CUTE
Telephoneline: Remy cam benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
spo_okymulder: omg
Utopos: Awww
Dog_of_Myth: DOGGO
Nekuia: Who needs Ben cam when you have a dog cam~
Atreides42: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Mister_BlueSky: Welcome to the Let's Bork!
thraximore: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Dix: Doge cam
custodis013: puppers
eric_christian_berg: The dogeman?
SmoreThanAFeelin: Da Boiiii! benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
MegaDosX: I want to pet him through the screen
sydnius: rems
fastlane250: A fine lad
Lysander_Gustav: so cute those ears
CaptinOfBeez: AWWWWWW
BrowneePoints: skaifoPogShake benginRemy skaifoPet
RendezVoodoo: benginRemy benginRemy
charli3_r: so fluffy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Top tier puppo, 12/10
spo_okymulder: remy cam is the greatest thing ever
electra310: Pupper!
iamn0tg00d: I feel much safer now.
Mysticman89: Remy is guesting in place of adam tonight
Seth_Erickson: Letter on the table
Lunareclipse123: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was a note on the table.
raulghoulia: game tiny cam, remy main screen
Utopos: Puppers + Clowns = Guaranteed fun times
matthaus_c: Remy proceeds to stare deeply into the camera for the final hour of the stream
fastlane250: best cohost
Enki1256: So Remy is an official member of LRR now.
awesomeman2099: Now I want remy to fight the clown now
BrowneePoints: @Enki1256 I mean Baxter is
BigGayJulia: BUMBO
Seth_Erickson: Forgot his name was Bumbo
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Sanityis0verrated: my son kinda looks like remmy but blue eyes
affinityartifacts: @Enki1256 he had better be
plummeting_sloth: oh man, it IS Bumbo! I learned about Bumbo the clown from a MbMbAM Haunted Doll Watch
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wouldn't want to miss any of this clown lore, yo.
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Arclight_Dynamo: Pffft. I can cut someone in half. That's easy.
Enki1256: I assume his pay is in treats.
iamn0tg00d: Why would she draw the saw on her note?!?
spo_okymulder: remy is very busy with self care
Mysticman89: oh it *was* this game with the divine comedy books. So yeah, I wonder if we'll get purgatory imagery in chapter 2
ButButTheJesus: HM
matthaus_c: oh so Brother Bumbo is the one that turned it into a cannibal cult
BrowneePoints: I Sawed This Boat In Half!
Seth_Erickson: Darn kids these days can't appreciate real art
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bumbo wasn't a very good magician, apparently.
Tangsm: Is he a clown or a magician?
charli3_r: he be kinda murdery
iamn0tg00d: Wait, you mean Brother Bumbo wasn't a trained magician?
mishotem: that wacky Bumbo and his hijinks
neisan2112: Wait was Serge playing with you tonight @affinityartifacts ?
matthaus_c: "I FUCKIN' LOVE THE CIV STREAMS WITH CAM"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ButButTheJesus: BEN OMG
spo_okymulder: real time remy pets
JoshSanville: "THE MUSIC IS TASTEFUL YET GROOVY UGGGGH"
ButButTheJesus: GET DA BEWWY WUBBBBBB
Gildan_Bladeborn: Awwwww.
Lunareclipse123: That's a good dog
Xenguin47: \o/ Praise the Pets!
sydnius: ScaredyCat
affinityartifacts: @neisan2112 he was!!
MrsLlante: Remi=luckiest doggo
plummeting_sloth: now if we could just better integrate Remy with your health bar
affinityartifacts: @matthaus_c we're doing another one tomorrow
CaptinOfBeez: itchy ear
matthaus_c: this is not what I'd call "right away"
spo_okymulder: what kind of pooch is remy?
MadmanOreo: :Hmmm, if I were a clown where wouldn't I be?"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @spo_okymulder the best kind
neisan2112: @spo_okymulder Yes
Gascitygaming: heinz 57
Arclight_Dynamo: "Mutt"
spo_okymulder: PERFECT
circusofkirkus: a good one
Sanityis0verrated: all the pooch
Arclight_Dynamo: The best kind of dog.
Mysticman89: "dog"
neisan2112: Lmao
ButButTheJesus: "yes and"
charli3_r: a bitza
Gildan_Bladeborn: It feels like they'd want to build up to the clown.
eric_christian_berg: Black
matthaus_c: @affinityartifacts I'm always looking forward to those benginLove
Dog_of_Myth: A good one
darkspiredragon: The Good Boy kind
plummeting_sloth: A South Victoria Ear-Hound
MrsLlante: Remy is the 'good' kind of pooch
LadyLockwood92: He's one of the most dogs
MWGNZ: 100% dog
Lunareclipse123: He is the goodest type of dog
theambivalentagender: What a special boy
Rebornflames: 100% good boi
Utopos: DNA test confirms "Good Boy"
strebenherz: DOGGO CAM
spo_okymulder: omg he is super
MegaDosX: He's very super alright
plummeting_sloth: got the black tongue?
Kramburger: He's a Bitza, he's got bitza everything
Nigouki: how-how?
Sanityis0verrated: all dem mixins
Xenguin47: Oh good, he hasn't been bred into some bizarre shape. :P
Talin06: mutts are best breed
spethycakes: I'm watching this with New Orleans jazz on in the background, and it is giving an entirely different feel to this game LUL
ghyllnox: Did a DNA test turns out he's 100% Good Boy
strebenherz: Aw Chow
iamn0tg00d: looking away now
snowmonkey99: He looked!
Juliamon: He didn't like that gunshot
matthaus_c: HE REACTED
Tangsm: Oh no, he looked.
darkspiredragon: Remy looked immediatly
spo_okymulder: remy is ON ALERT
BigGayJulia: He heard it
CaptinOfBeez: remy dont look!
Mysticman89: he looked
itomeshi: :( Remy
Lord_ZYRK: I'm starting to think Winamp sponsored this game
iamn0tg00d: Remy did not like that
Utopos: Oh no
Easilycrazyhat: Hah, he looked up when you shot
ButButTheJesus: aww he heard something
KV1NN4: Aw Remy! XD
Xenguin47: Awww
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remy immediately got up and looked.
Kramburger: OH PUP
Rynehawk: cmon around back Yeller
SnackPak_: Ben said don't look
charli3_r: he didn'y like that
BigGayJulia: Remy hated that
Manae: he did
Sanityis0verrated: it surprises me that remmy looks very much like my pomsky
affinityartifacts: he reacted
CaptinOfBeez: aw he heard it
MegaDosX: Remy it's OK, go back to sleep
Mister_BlueSky: *Remy will remember this*
Dog_of_Myth: Yes he did
strebenherz: They looked at the noise aw
sydnius: no not eith remycam
BusTed: Poor Remy
Xenguin47: Oh yeah, totally
Gildan_Bladeborn: 100%, the MOMENT you did that.
strebenherz: YES
childrenofnonation: He heard what you did
Manae: He looked up when the whine sounded
Lunareclipse123: He heard
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was uncanny.
CaptinOfBeez: noooooo
itomeshi: Video games were a mistake.
iamn0tg00d: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID
strebenherz: You might want to mute your uhh speakers, doggo noticed
Kramburger: He heard the dog noise i think
MegaDosX: Either that or something else happened at that moment that caught his attention
BrowneePoints: For chat's elucidation, Remy is a rescue from a very bad home
awesomeman2099: yo that dog vigilance
matthaus_c: they did a dna test on that dog and it was 100% evil
raulghoulia: this is the whole stream now
InquisitorGaia: theres no evil puppers just evil owners
strebenherz: Pupper cam is best cam
iamn0tg00d: They did a test and that dog was 15% zombie.
Lunareclipse123: Attacking doesn't cause Remy to tap
Gildan_Bladeborn: It did... that.
plummeting_sloth: something something don't make noise
I_Am_Clockwork: Dog Vigilence, as opposed to Cat Sloth
affinityartifacts: @InquisitorGaia CORRECT
matthaus_c: BUT DOCTOR
Easilycrazyhat: Bye Remy!
MegaDosX: Bye Remy
Mysticman89: bye remy
Juliamon: Byeee pup
ButButTheJesus: bye remy
charli3_r: dont go in the elvevator
sydnius: sample that for NIN
plummeting_sloth: aaand the gas
awesomeman2099: the puppers got vigilance
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp.
iamn0tg00d: Of course clown sad, you shot his dog
Seth_Erickson: There was definitely more to find I think
Mysticman89: was the elevator power puzzle as simple as turn it on before you even got there
Xenguin47: Press F to pay your clownspects.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They probably hid the shotgun somewhere in that area.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh well.
matthaus_c: remember that, twitch chat
sydnius: once scoot always scoot
Seth_Erickson: Start from the beginning it said
Lord_ZYRK: So uhhh. . . go. . . that way?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Riddles? Ain't nobody got TIME for that.
matthaus_c: no banana if you can't recite it verbatim
mishotem: a clock?
Mysticman89: one of them sounders like a clock?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh noes!
korvys: Crib is probably the cage of fingers for youth?
Seth_Erickson: the crib is the metaphor for the cage for youth
iamn0tg00d: Is this one of those paintings that's all dots and you stare at it and see something? I can never get them to work.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't tell where those sounds are coming from, which means Ben SUPER won't be able to tell where they're coming from.
Seth_Erickson: You have to do it in the right order or she kills you I think
Seth_Erickson: The mirror
CaptinOfBeez: last is the mirror
monsieur_nick_tamer: mirror
sydnius: who puts a table there
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, they have "a fridge" as one of the possibilities.
Tangsm: This would be a great puzzle to add feedback for activation of elements.
matthaus_c: I just want the ghost to get you on a 2
Gildan_Bladeborn: Annnnd.... ghost?
sydnius: candyman
I_Am_Clockwork: is the second one the sink instead of the tub?
Seth_Erickson: ah okay
Seth_Erickson: Do you need to stare for three before going?
iamn0tg00d: They are missing a real opportunity for jump scare with the mirror.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Some feedback would go a long way.
Xenguin47: How is that drain plug just sticking there...? ew
korvys: Mirror or bookcase?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe there was meant to be a jumpscare in the mirror, but it didn't trigger?
matthaus_c: I wish there was a tell for when you did it right, yeah. they even have candles that could light up
cutaos: did it say step quietly? maybe as part?
BrindleBoar: the fridge?
Meyari: I was thinking chair instead of mirror
CaptinOfBeez: step quietly
Talin06: aim at them?
monsieur_nick_tamer: it says step quietly
BrindleBoar: it really sounds like the tub though
Gildan_Bladeborn: Step quietly it says.
I_Am_Clockwork: if you can aim down your sights maybe that counts as "staring"?
korvys: Bookcase instead of mirror, maybe?
iamn0tg00d: How good would it be if a ghost appeared in the mirror? Like the Ultimate warrior.
CaptinOfBeez: this feels like a very specific set of actions
charli3_r: try the sink
Manae: Candles are lit now, were they before?
matthaus_c: I wonder if walking towards something on screen counts as staring
Gildan_Bladeborn: Missing a trick not to be honestly.
Seth_Erickson: maybe there's somthing in the bookcase
Bearudite: ADS maybe?
matthaus_c: ADS is a good guess
Seth_Erickson: It's either we did it or it's ads
korvys: It's the "stiff back" part that makes me thing books, not mirror - not sure how that applies to mirror
Seth_Erickson: Are mirrors known to have soft backs?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The mirror's backing is pretty stiff.
korvys: @Seth_Erickson No, but that's not like... a defining feature of mirrors
neisan2112: Hahhahaha
Telephoneline: ooohhh
ButButTheJesus: tha fuck?
Juliamon: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
charli3_r: ahahaahhahaha
dougma: haha
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bearudite: oh no
neisan2112: Get fucked Twitch Chat
monsieur_nick_tamer: noooo wayyyy
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
matthaus_c: twitch chat is ALWAYS right
Mysticman89: ah but twitch chat also said it was books
Sanityis0verrated: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
neisan2112: wait
Bearudite: we dun goofed
ButButTheJesus: but there's no blackened with truth!
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, I never suggested any of these. Blameless!
SmoreThanAFeelin: oooohhh no banan i guess
RandomTrivia: U
awesomeman2099: niccce
Gascitygaming: benginHeart
Seth_Erickson: but black with truth isn't a defining feature of books either
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
electra310: Big brain!
RandomTrivia: UM
Kramburger: Somewhere Adam just felt a shiver of joy and doesn't know why
FPNY41: How the turntables
korvys: What do you me "WE" goofed, other chat :P
awesomeman2099: goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll
MadWolf1290: Twitch chat is ALWAYS right
mrbuzzfuzz: oh hi daddy :3
Seth_Erickson: I take it back this game is dumb Kappa
Bearudite: when we are wrong we are all wrong and when we are right we are all right
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're right in aggregate.
saucemaster5000: I haven't said anything in 20 minutes, so I'm no longer part oif cha-- oh wait....
charli3_r: twich chat is always right even when its wrong
ButButTheJesus: hi nicole!
BigGayJulia: that you know of
Kramburger: Now we have to be brave
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
KV1NN4: welcome home Nicole!
Tangsm: Oh, shotgun.
Xenguin47: Well, Nicole might also be a ghost.
NDCazzy: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
iamn0tg00d: But what if it's a ghost pretending to be nicole?!?
monsieur_nick_tamer: shotguuun left
BrindleBoar: SHORTGONNE
NotCainNorAbel: Nicole could be a ghost, a spider clown ghost
Xenguin47: Groovy.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just in time for Bumbo!
Mister_BlueSky: One fear.
Arclight_Dynamo: Clown vs. Shotgun
darkspiredragon: Fear just tells you what to put the shells in
Seth_Erickson: Bumbo time Pogchamp
matthaus_c: oh so another Bubba clone with a different backstory
MegaDosX: Uh, quick question. What the actual fuck?
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
eric_christian_berg: Or, you know, shoot him.
spethycakes: NOPE
Neddy471: "I'm a man now Tanta!"
theambivalentagender: oh good
YeetTheRich_: lrrFINE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... shoot him. A whole lot. With bullets.
iamn0tg00d: This clown stuff is a bit... on the nose
Seth_Erickson: He's so happy :)
NotCainNorAbel: fun clown is fun
Mr_Gainsworth: sounds about right
BrindleBoar: clown time
charli3_r: i dont like these lights
Utopos: He seems jovial
strebenherz: HONK HONK
Haroldholmes25: wheelerClown
CaptinOfBeez: that neon lighting must cost a fortune
plummeting_sloth: ah man, you're being haunted by Dom Deluise
I_Am_Clockwork: a right jolly old elf
Nigouki: look there's still the good part of where we get to shoot the clown
matthaus_c: boss fight!
strebenherz: Nier's amusement park is going in my head
Seth_Erickson: 69 on the floor Nice
mrbuzzfuzz: what is this game
mishotem: he just wants a hug
Mister_BlueSky: I don't like clowns, but I do like the idea of shooting clowns.
matthaus_c: oh this is so whatshisname from RE7
awesomeman2099: uhhhhhhhhhhhh what
Makrosian_Tae: GADS
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a large mallet he has.
Utopos: Ope, there he is
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
Gildan_Bladeborn: And how very QUICK he moves.
Seth_Erickson: Uh oh he got the footsies
awesomeman2099: run
SmoreThanAFeelin: he just love those BOP s
lucha_libro: That was one angry clown
Mr_Horrible: Bumbo big
I_Am_Clockwork: oh lawd he commin'
Lord_ZYRK: He thicc cuz he so full of laughs 🤡
theambivalentagender: oh hey it's Wheeler
Nigouki: that's honestly a properly bad clown
Manae: It's probably a squishy blow-up hammer, right?
iamn0tg00d: Now we just need spiders.
Sanityis0verrated: this is what what you call a fun house
matthaus_c: SEKIRO
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, I guess we know what Bray Wyatt's up to since his release... Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: He seems super friendly.
FPNY41: I just wanna go on record saying this is probably a bad idea
sydnius: this is why i avoid the circus 🤡
MegaDosX: @Arclight_Dynamo Goddamnit I was in the middle of typing that! :p
neisan2112: Ayyyy
Seth_Erickson: Get rekt bumbo
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: He's gaming
Arclight_Dynamo: @MegaDosX :D
Tangsm: A clown and his little dolls, too.
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Lord_ZYRK: benginChamp no clownin around here benginChamp
Mysticman89: cops coming for ya
Kramburger: Nap time Gacey
Seth_Erickson: the police are coming for you
Makrosian_Tae: Stupid clown. No sense of object permanence
matthaus_c: congratulations, you killed a perfectly normal man
adamjford: ez clap
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now t-bag him to assert dominance!
Easilycrazyhat: The clown police are coming
plummeting_sloth: I guess the solution was gun?
awesomeman2099: we won?
neisan2112: Woooow
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL seabatClap lrrSIGNAL
Mr_Horrible: they're coming to congratulate you for taking out a clown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
objectivefailure: The classic clown weakness. Bullets.
strebenherz: Clown Police incoming
awesomeman2099: did we win?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Too late, body disappeared.
sydnius: downclown
BrowneePoints: I feel this section got lessened by the weapons
matthaus_c: it was not as terrifying as Bubba
iamn0tg00d: That was a beefy clown.
neisan2112: "dead"
Cry0Dex: or this is an "or did you" moment
Seth_Erickson: he had those carnival game hammers right?
matthaus_c: don't say he's dead yet, Ulmer
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, Bubba had a chainsaw.
NotCainNorAbel: nothing to fear
plummeting_sloth: thankfully clowns don't have ghosts cause they don't have souls
Mysticman89: I'm still waiting on crying baby action
charli3_r: bow
Mr_Gainsworth: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
adamjford: Clown ghosts? Literally impossible as clowns do not have souls
charli3_r: bow!!
Mr_Horrible: since none of these bosses have left a body I've still got the outside odds on all of them coming back for a boss rush later
sydnius: can’t be clown ghosts eh
Utopos: "No such thing as a clown ghost..." Why would you say that out loud?!
prowll2000: Why.... Why would you put that into the world?
Makrosian_Tae: @Cry0Dex If it were Resident Evil he'd get 6 more appearances and a final form to boot
awesomeman2099: what if we just killed a clown ghost
MrOrange1987: Hey Ben! How’s the stream going?
plummeting_sloth: yeah, generally when I'm trying to escape a house I go miles underground
kireawolf: I walked away and completely missed the clown bit lrrSPOOP
neisan2112: YIKES
objectivefailure: This house has absurd architecture.
Seth_Erickson: How much money did this guy actually have
iamn0tg00d: So morlocks. Their master plan was making morlocks.
charli3_r: bow next too the note
Seth_Erickson: he's building a whole town down here
Mr_Horrible: iamn0tg00d I would prefer they make lesslocks
Mister_BlueSky: It's gonna lead us straight up, into the middle of a gazebo. Roll credits.
sydnius: jarate and we set
Gildan_Bladeborn: The gazebo will swallow our soul for sure.
Haroldholmes25: not if you listen to chat
FPNY41: a regular katniss
thraximore: bet it helps with framerate
charli3_r: yeahhhhhh
charli3_r: it totally is
awesomeman2099: yoooo yeah
Mr_Horrible: "No gods or kings, only this freaky ditchweed I found."
dougma: nope, not completing tonoght
Lord_ZYRK: Oh fuck, the only thing worse than a cult. . . libertarians D:
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible except God who they believe in
objectivefailure: Bioshock: Molemen
SmoreThanAFeelin: its just....drugs
iamn0tg00d: You've just been killing drug addicts.
neisan2112: Wooow
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson shhhhh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Drugs are bad, m'kay.
matthaus_c: a SIMPLE mistake. like trying to build an UNDERGROUND CIVILISATION for your cult
Mister_BlueSky: It did mention the map is potentially not correct/unreliable.
Soul1355: perfectly normal definitely-not-zombies
iamn0tg00d: I suddenly think we're the villian.
eric_christian_berg: The new Fallout game is trippy.
sydnius: drults
Neddy471: "The Cult was the Libertarians we met along the way!"
rosesmcgee: we are building a religion, we are building it bigger
LadyLockwood92: E Pluribus Unum, from many one
plummeting_sloth: "We will spend our lives in our glorious home underground... which we also are going to fill with our drugs that we know will put us in terror comas... for REASONS"
objectivefailure: Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus
matthaus_c: the DOOM Arsenal
Gildan_Bladeborn: With a name like deathblossom, it has to be good for you!
Lord_ZYRK: [E1M1 intensifies]
matthaus_c: when do we get our BFG, game, WHEN
Mr_Horrible: "I'm here to kick ass and huff deathbloom, and I'm all outta deathbloom"
Arclight_Dynamo: Cock-a-lick-chick
Mister_BlueSky: Those deathbloom taking cultists shot up my ride.
neisan2112: Yeah eberyone already huffed it
matthaus_c: mmm groovy
Gildan_Bladeborn: So what you're saying Ben, is that this is where mole people come from.
Neddy471: We live in a society.
fastlane250: they wanted to get away from a society so they became a society
Tripleyew: a clown-based, deathbloom-huffing society
thraximore: BOTTOM TEXT
matthaus_c: there's a lot of structural problems to trying to build really vast things underground
YeetTheRich_: when you hate summer so much you build your own underground society
Gascitygaming: well now i know what i';m watching post stream
strebenherz: Legit.
matthaus_c: sorry, you said Batman song and the only thing in my head is Kiss From A Rose
plummeting_sloth: better than a clown-huffing based society
Mr_Bitterness: Horror really takes a backseat when a game gives you a 12 gauge
Neddy471: Anything BMAS is awesome.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
Manae: I'm here for the CHAAAANGE
Bearudite: those zombies blew up my ride
Arclight_Dynamo: Ash is just Duke Nukem without the toxic masculinity. Change my mind.
Jobokin: Liberated
mrbuzzfuzz: cute little scream
dougma: Ben pls
snowmonkey99: Didn't you just get told these are all people?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now I'm remembering how Alex reacted when Graham made him play Skeal.
iamn0tg00d: Their underground drug processing plant collapsed because they spent too much money on the second gazebo.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good times.
MrOrange1987: “Shake it baby”
MegaDosX: Wasn't that the fake movie from Home Alone?
strebenherz: Batman beyond and my mind goes "April Moon"
charli3_r: this place is massive
MegaDosX: Yeah, Zion
Neddy471: @Arclight_Dynamo I mean, there is some intrinsic toxic masculinity.... I think you mean "rampant misogyny."
Seth_Erickson: It's supposed to be an entire town so what did we expect I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben popped in momentarily to point out that it was the greatest game that they'd ever played on Watch & Play, and he was very happy right then.
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
plummeting_sloth: built under budget, like all good underground engineering!
Manae: I was thinking the Goldeneye Facility level
matthaus_c: they were building a Fallout Vault. with an accurate colour palette to boot
Arclight_Dynamo: @Neddy471 Hm, yes, that's probably right.
mrbuzzfuzz: lmao you have the cutest scream XD
strebenherz: ^
objectivefailure: How the hell did they afford to build this? Did this cult only recruit architects and contractors?
MegaDosX: I'm also weirdly getting vibes of the old Aperture Science areas in Portal 2 about halfway through the game
Mr_Bitterness: Apparently overdosing on deathbloom makes you take your shirt off
iamn0tg00d: If they wanted you to be stealthy, they wouldn't keep giving you more bullets.
Makrosian_Tae: Man, the Demon's Souls remaster was way worse than I thought it would be
eric_christian_berg: Nice!
Makrosian_Tae: Look at these graphics
Mr_Horrible: that's enough to win you one of those plastic spider rings
matthaus_c: @objectivefailure the cult was rich af, but apparently not rich enough
Neddy471: @Arclight_Dynamo But yes, TBH, "Ash v. Evil Dead" goes whole hog on that.
inconsideratehat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ButButTheJesus: "'e split robin's arrow in twain!"
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Seth_Erickson: arrow on the far wall
Mister_BlueSky: It's in the wall.
iamn0tg00d: I told you! It was all so they could get that second gazebo!
Mr_Horrible: "ah yes, *this* is where I should cut costs"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is concrete even expensive?
ButButTheJesus: katesPog
adamjford: that's so not poggers
eric_christian_berg: Underbudget = Cut Corners
charli3_r: he needed the money for more gazebos
Neddy471: That's GAZEBO money.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gazebo budget strikes again!
Tangsm: I can't imagine a contractor agreeing to that. The investigation is going to come back to them when it collapses.
neisan2112: Ah minimal cutting of costs killing people?? Never happened before....
Mr_Horrible: the Undergazebo
darkspiredragon: Once again skimping to fund the extra gazebo
mrbuzzfuzz: LOLOL
plummeting_sloth: he told us not to use rebar but something he called debar
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAA
Lord_ZYRK: The Gazebotorium D:
Juliamon: The truth: REVEALED
Telephoneline: gazebo scandal
Neddy471: @Tangsm Do you KNOW any Contractors?
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're going to get soooooooo high in this room.
charli3_r: NOW WE KNOW WERE THE MONEY WENT
Bearudite: you must face the Gazebo alone
Lord_ZYRK: It's too decadent! D:
adamjford: whenever when you were joking about indoor gazebos?
Seth_Erickson: There really were 3 gazebos NotLikeThis
eric_christian_berg: Try magic missile!
adamjford: remember when*
AranMathai: Gunderzebo
Dumori: Look they are green-gazebos even worse
LadyLockwood92: Super extra haunting deluxe
spethycakes: spooky181Pika
Gascitygaming: the Gazebening
LidofLoathing: final boss, the dread Gazebo
plummeting_sloth: ghostzeebos!
matthaus_c: so a greenhouse is just a collection of gazebos?
Mister_BlueSky: Indoor gazebos? I'm OUT! I'M OUT!
awesomeman2099: this huge bunker is just a giant gazebo
Neddy471: 'cuz I do... and it's important to tell the Gazebo contractors from the ethical ones. :-p
neisan2112: Wait this isa Gazeebo Greenhouse!
MrOrange1987: The gazebos and greenhouses were decoys! Deeeecoys!
Bearudite: but unknown to the others another Gazebo was forged
Mr_Horrible: Deathbloom's a helluva drug, Ben
Gascitygaming: wait, gazeebos, jeff bezos, gaz-bezos, it's all connected!
ButButTheJesus: The gazebo's are coming from INSIDE the house!
charli3_r: @LoadingReadyRun i do recall you saying if there was a gazebo in the house you'd uninstall the game
plummeting_sloth: man, you really merc'd homer simpson there
Gildan_Bladeborn: MP5 or....
Dumori: mp5 and a ump I think
matthaus_c: we might need it later Kappa
Seth_Erickson: We must keep searching
floki4242: that is a green house ben
MegaDosX: Different guns
charli3_r: theyre not the same
Mysticman89: different clips
Neddy471: Looks that way, can you break open the glass?
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're not the same gun.
Rhynerd: 9mm or .45 SMG
Bearudite: they are both H&Ks
Mysticman89: or mags rather
charli3_r: ones a mp5
houndofcullin: maybe they're hiding the karate sword
Seth_Erickson: ammo on that table
monsieur_nick_tamer: missed a mag
Gildan_Bladeborn: Karate sword possible hype!
iamn0tg00d: This is just going to be another axe situation, isn't it?
MrOrange1987: Ammo on table!
MagicalAttackGecko: boing!
Lord_ZYRK: Pop goes the zombo
Neddy471: Games have trained us to never just accept gifts, haven't they?
iamn0tg00d: Can't pick up this submachine gun, it's too stuck in the cabinate.
BigGayJulia: Remy don't look
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think they'd give you a 3rd/4th option so far away from the key, honestly.
matthaus_c: alas, his karate sword dreams were in fact only memes
sydnius: o biscuit
Gildan_Bladeborn: But hope springs eternal.
matthaus_c: TIMED order
sydnius: im morley safer
charli3_r: its an mp5
Gildan_Bladeborn: Our sword dreams = dashed.
charli3_r: thats a mp5
Seth_Erickson: ammo on the table in the main room
charli3_r: you fool
monsieur_nick_tamer: there is a mag on the table
Gildan_Bladeborn: Whoops!
Dumori: swaped 9mm pistol for 9mm SMG
iamn0tg00d: Drop the bow
iamn0tg00d: it's useless
Bearudite: they are both 9mm
Dumori: Bow-bye
circusofkirkus: sending the bow upstate
plummeting_sloth: waving godbye to your bow
iamn0tg00d: Goodbye bow.
SnackPak_: bye zombie!
BusTed: 👋
Bearudite: booooooo
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave
Neddy471: That's just dumb
Mysticman89: fps doug would be proud
Gascitygaming: Ben, Ben what do you have!
matthaus_c: does it matter if you actually *go* faster if you *feel* faster
oatway: emergency meeting?
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
coldhands0802: Man, I haven't thought about those videos in ages.
matthaus_c: that noise was STRAIGHT from Valve
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mwap.
Lord_ZYRK: I saw waving zombie vent!
neisan2112: Time for a meeting!
I_Am_Clockwork: time to discuss who is sus
MegaDosX: Vote waving zombie, they are sus
Seth_Erickson: good that place was mega haunted
plummeting_sloth: knives of course cut the air making your more aerodynamic
Bearudite: Busted
neisan2112: Matthaus
oatway: I'm never sus, he lied, lyingly
matthaus_c: RandomTrivia was innocent
Mister_BlueSky: !sus
adamjford: Busted
Lord_ZYRK: I was here last week
rabbitgta: might all be sus
Rhynerd: Vote Gazebo
fastlane250: sauce
matthaus_c: oh Zyrk is always sus
saucemaster5000: sounds like it's Zyrk then
awesomeman2099: what we are sus
Juliamon: It's always Zyrk
electra310: Kram
SquareDotCube: Kramburger, it's always Kramburger
BusTed: Just doing my chores, mate.
charli3_r: all of twich chat is sus
awesomeman2099: oh ok
korvys: For sure Kramburger
BrowneePoints: Zyrk is always sus, I'm always innocent. These are facts
Seth_Erickson: I'll vote Zyrk he was saying No. earlier
Lord_ZYRK: So clearly it's BusTed
matthaus_c: it's Ted and ZYRK, when hasn't it been Ted and ZYRK
ButButTheJesus: sure i'll say BusTed
I_Am_Clockwork: I've just been over here doing tasks in electrical
Gascitygaming: I saw Ted vent from elecxtrical
Lord_ZYRK: I'm saying one of these airlocks are going out the airlock
awesomeman2099: but he was in weapons
circusofkirkus: just think, next week we'll have spooky dolls in RE8 too!
Manae: That is NOT a quote for out of context
Lord_ZYRK: Wow brain, lets try that one again
BusTed: 🤔
neisan2112: Oh yeah, more dolls next week too
Lord_ZYRK: I'm saying one of these gazebos is going out the airlock
kireawolf: I was not paying attention so I vote to skip
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or, "who" are you in electrical.
BrindleBoar: so are the dolls alive, or what
Jobokin: Doing tasks, am I right fellow gamers!
Seth_Erickson: and rightfully so
awesomeman2099: yeah
matthaus_c: they've got ~child hands~
circusofkirkus: the dolls bleed, so I assume they're alive
Gildan_Bladeborn: Legally distinct and honestly way less ambitious Rapture.
neisan2112: They're definitely children with masks
Seth_Erickson: They're supposed to be kids with mask the game said
coldhands0802: Does this game slo-mo EVERY kill?
dweebert91: and crack heads
iamn0tg00d: So you are literally murdering children.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You know when you're done shooting things this way.
Seth_Erickson: They're really good with crafts Ben praise them
Gildan_Bladeborn: Very useful.
coldhands0802: That's actually a good point.
matthaus_c: I can get behind the slow time. fuck knows it's better than the fucking ka-ching sound in Fallout 4
BrindleBoar: if the early 2000s taught us anything, it was that slo-mo cannot be overused.
plummeting_sloth: I am the one who stabs
Lord_ZYRK: Oh fuck that hand's a GHOST
ButButTheJesus: Max Payne and FEAR ftw
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're a wizard!
Tripleyew: "Ah, Ghost-hand, we meet again!"
Seth_Erickson: That's a cool magic trick you ever show Bumbo?
plummeting_sloth: reminds me of the old Matrix video game
Neddy471: Watch as Ben successfully stabs a child in the back!
Juliamon: Perfectly competent
iamn0tg00d: It's been a playable game.
Gildan_Bladeborn: We could, and indeed, frequently have, done way, way worse.
matthaus_c: we got way more than we expected, and we got way more than we could have expected a one-dev team to make
blip2004: I'm thinking they built the game in a Sniper engine which is why the slow mo happens when you kill
KeytarCat: My dad played the old CoD games with the in-game mod to have enemies pop into tires when they die for the same reason: The tires won't get back up
itomeshi: The Ben Ulmer Totally Fine Guarantee?
plummeting_sloth: the person who made this should keep making games and learn from it
neisan2112: Its not a Watch +Play game so theres that
Gildan_Bladeborn: And a lot of the horror games you guys play on this show.
coldhands0802: Slo-mo! Slo-mo!
Gascitygaming: Multikill
strebenherz: There's games that got much more workpower than this, that managed horror MUCH worse than this
iamn0tg00d: KILL THE CHILDREN!
charli3_r: rip bens ammo
BrowneePoints: Ben you have had more screams tonight than on all the Let's Nopes for the last 7 months combined xD
Seth_Erickson: IF this was a single person it's pretty astounding imo
monsieur_nick_tamer: missed ammo by entrance
charli3_r: there was ammo on the bench
strebenherz: Yeah, like for a solo game?
matthaus_c: the only real criticism we've consistently had is that health drops have been too sparse, right?
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, when adam jumps it's when he REALLY jumps
MrOrange1987: Stardeath valley
Rebornflames: its a little janky in places but its a great game for a single dev for sure
charli3_r: at the entrance
iamn0tg00d: Except really tall women. That's a different sort of scream though.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I feel the need to remind people of the time that a mop falling across a doorway made Adam jump out of his chair and run out of the room.
MegaDosX: What game was it that a mannequin fell and startled Adam so bad he ran out of the room?
Seth_Erickson: That was Visage
MegaDosX: You had one earlier
Driosenth: stoppin' powa
korvys: 911 is a 45
Gildan_Bladeborn: You had it in the dream sequence earlier.
Arclight_Dynamo: The .45 isn't the Ruger
matthaus_c: the ruger is a .22, we had a .45 earlier
korvys: 1911, rather
Seth_Erickson: I know because I've rewatched the vod several times
neisan2112: Visage, but the first time before it was fully out
charli3_r: there was a key
Dumori: key on table?
matthaus_c: go long, go long, go long :p
TheMerricat: there's no stream after you
monsieur_nick_tamer: think you missed a key
coldhands0802: And it has a sound for everything you pick up?
Mister_BlueSky: I still want to see the other chapters of Pamali one day.
matthaus_c: this deserves getting finished :p
Seth_Erickson: Peel those eyes Ben they're getting a little worse for wear currently Kappa
neisan2112: Feels like another 30 min-ish
circusofkirkus: best dog dad
Makrosian_Tae: Ben's punchy tonight!
Kramburger: We have a SYSTEM Nicole!
Lord_ZYRK: Dadjineering
SmoreThanAFeelin: does remi try to get multiple dinners like my dog does?
Kramburger: Respect the Plan!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Try not to "breathe too deeply" they say.
Rhynerd: Remy pretending to be unfed?
Dumori: The drugs are on fire
MegaDosX: !helm
LRRbot: Invoke THE HELM.
matthaus_c: breathe through your ears and taste through your eyes
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... we're already tripping.
Kramburger: "Let them fight"
plummeting_sloth: man, this is processing? This is a REALLY nice factory
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's no way a place that was cutting down on concrete by making thinner walls had the budget to decorate like this.
neisan2112: SUPER. HIGH. SUPER. HIGH
Dumori: We a kite now!
strebenherz: Drugs are involved, maybe all the nice architecture is a hallucination?
Tangsm: It sounds like Zoidberg is down here.
Dog_of_Myth: haha
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're sitting on the ground drooling, yo.
ButButTheJesus: iiiiiii'm trippin bbbbawwwllls
LadyLockwood92: Rude
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy please feed I am so hungry I have not been fed in 5 days lrrBEN remy pls it's been 30 minutes
strebenherz: Oh god Tangsm
strebenherz: Zoidberg on the loose
matthaus_c: Dark Sun Gwyndolin?
plummeting_sloth: this is a SHRINE to backlit fans
Mysticman89: onlyfans
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not scary... yet.
Kramburger: Please I'm just a level onbe doggo
plummeting_sloth: I love it!
ICitizenErasedI: all of ben's fans
Mister_BlueSky: So many backlit fans.
f_tan_theta: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
plummeting_sloth: and Alex would hate it
Seth_Erickson: roofs coming down
ButButTheJesus: iiiii'm fffreakin out mmmmman
matthaus_c: "fellas"
Mashamino: LUL
Gascitygaming: lmao
shendaras: wow
MegaDosX: SO CLOSE
Seth_Erickson: LUL
adamjford: lmao
Rebornflames: classic trap!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha ha ha ha.
objectivefailure: Missed it by thaaaat much
Atreides42: LUL
Kramburger: We couldn't dive?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: You could've tripped and fell to safety, bruh
Seth_Erickson: dive or something come on
iamn0tg00d: or duck?
Dog_of_Myth: At least you didn't teabag there.....
neisan2112: At least its not like Adam T-Baging to death
BrowneePoints: dear game, plz stop Mawping me
objectivefailure: Priorities
matthaus_c: we'd have lost a foot, but Ethan does well without both hands
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're soooo out of breath.
Lord_ZYRK: Fuckin Usain Dolt over here trying to get his head poked in
awesomeman2099: ok so where is the shrine
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Tangsm: You'd at least duck.
iamn0tg00d: You'd at least duck your head a couple inches.
plummeting_sloth: I'm just saying I could probably do a 30 yard sprint if spikes were coming at me
Mr_Horrible: I cramped my shin muscle on Sunday because I walked up and down a hill more than once in a week LUL
Kramburger: Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or, execute a flying dive.
Makrosian_Tae: Careful, they're load-bearing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Art
coldhands0802: That furniture is stacked in the strangest of ways
Mr_Horrible: my body is not happy about trying to get back to normal commute routine
matthaus_c: I will die to asthma before I die to a roof spike torture trap
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pretty sure, yeah.
Kramburger: "Shhh, my family doesn't know I'm high"
plummeting_sloth: we've actually just got our forehead against the wall
iamn0tg00d: Weren't we told that if we get messed up on deathbloom one more time it would be permanent?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It throws a symbol up on the screen when it happens.
Arclight_Dynamo: Er get it, you vape!
Arclight_Dynamo: *We, even
Kramburger: Speaking of bloom
Seth_Erickson: Who made this
Tangsm: Why did we even build this room?
matthaus_c: they did say there was a fire in deathbloom processing
plummeting_sloth: I don't think these people understand what "processesing" means
itomeshi: Fire traps, just like granddad used to make.
iamn0tg00d: I now see where their budget went.
Mashamino: @Kramburger beat me to it
Kramburger: Easy on the lighting effects game
LadyLockwood92: You're a literal flamethrower
objectivefailure: What purpose does this serve?
Dumori: Oh man its that one part of the Lethiethan raid
shendaras: Accident.
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, they didn't build it.
PlatinumVixen: gonna just nip on down to the flaming room
MegaDosX: Ben keep in mind you're likely tripping balls
eric_christian_berg: Reminds me of Galaxy Quest.
Mr_Horrible: it's like that perpetual underground coal fire in Pennsylvania, except instead of coal it's hell drugs
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're tripping balls, remember?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this was an intentional design choice
Dog_of_Myth: It's a style choice Ben!
ICitizenErasedI: just a big bbq
PlatinumVixen: 420 literally blaze it
Nigouki: this is just the Waste Processing level from Half-Life
shendaras: Flamethrowers are a necessary component for deathbloom processing.
JoshSanville: Uwu I don't know what happened I just lit a match while using butane uwu
cutaos: your too high, you are just wandering by a candle Kappa
matthaus_c: look, if caves can get away with accidentally having flammable fumes, deathbloom processing can too
Jobokin: You're high, you don't know what you're talking about.
LadyLockwood92: U've been enguwfed in fwame uwu
neisan2112: @mr_horrible Centrailia. It somehow came up last LRL too
Kramburger: I did one deathbloom and it ruined my life
Seth_Erickson: Indeed they're generally not great
Mister_BlueSky: Don't join cults. Full stop.
charli3_r: dont join cults
iamn0tg00d: This whole game is just an after school special.
SquareDotCube: instead, join the meme cults
Gildan_Bladeborn: How could something called "deathbloom" be anything but benign, and good for you?
LadyLockwood92: !findquote cult
LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" —TQ [2020-07-26]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: especially cults with drugs
Seth_Erickson: might be timed
neisan2112: Don't drink any Flavoraid
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why a name like "deathbloom" just invokes "extremely healthy" to me!
YeetTheRich_: welp
PlatinumVixen: deathbloom just turns out to be ordinary weed and you're all just hallucinating for an unrelated reason
SydPreviouslyHeadache: excuse me?
matthaus_c: oh, the sickness means you're getting high af on deathbloom
kalen06: hold up
Seth_Erickson: The sickness overtook us
awesomeman2099: wait what
LadyLockwood92: It's 'cause of all those gazebos.
Lord_ZYRK: I think that lamp just murdered you
adamjford: @PlatinumVixen carbon monoxide poisoning
objectivefailure: Nani?
coldhands0802: She just got some sick slo-mo, for sure!
Gobukiller: You got whispered to death
strebenherz: time for butt stabs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Ben... you got stabbed.
YeetTheRich_: looks like you had a heart attack or sth
MrOrange1987: Got ‘im
theambivalentagender: Billy the bookcase says hello
plummeting_sloth: a heart attack with a cutting SFX
Tangsm: So, where's the room that's slowly filling with water? As long as we're in trap room cliche land.
matthaus_c: deathbloom overdose, prubs
Gildan_Bladeborn: I heard a knife sound when you died.
Mister_BlueSky: Maybe have to rush through there?
Seth_Erickson: perhaps we just don't come in this room
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, did a lamp start to flicker?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The whispers are super helping.
Seth_Erickson: Also someone get nosferatu off the light switch
matthaus_c: no, you just die to deathbloom overdose
BrindleBoar: lïghtpøle
kalen06: spooky
PlatinumVixen: ah, punch it to flip them obviously
Dog_of_Myth: Is this......Art?
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
adamjford: I was thinking Super Mario World grates
SydPreviouslyHeadache: my thought was the SMW fence mario climbs with the reverse side
shendaras: Yeah, SMW
PlatinumVixen: yes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you Adamjford
kalen06: can ben hit the high notes tho?
matthaus_c: ben please
itomeshi: @adamjford I was just about to say that
strebenherz: *locking noises*
plummeting_sloth: this is about how we live in a society
iamn0tg00d: Okay, we spent all our money on gazebos and flamethrowers, so we can't afford walls in this room. Just put up chainlink fence.
Mister_BlueSky: FBCatch A R T
EldarLuin: Getting Ocarina of Time Fire Temple flashbacks
Kramburger: Fine Art is just a huge money laundering scheme
Mysticman89: society is just putting up walls man, and you can see where you're going but cant get there
Tangsm: Each one of these empty frames costs 100,000 dollars.
Mysticman89: HahaShrugRight
sing_o_muse: this feels like the line at the tower of terror ride
Gildan_Bladeborn: Find the statue probably, yeah.
neisan2112: This sounds like $hitCoin, which was a real nft from the art place my friend works at....
Gildan_Bladeborn: THAT music?!
charli3_r: that musiccc
PlatinumVixen: *aggressively jiggles light bulb*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no, I mean that this is SUPER familiar, as in, we've heard it before in another game.
mnemonicman: kite stabby lady into the fire room?
Gobukiller: Ok, that was just Neil young
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't remember if that was a Watch & Play game or a Let's Nope game. It was definitely something Alex played either way though.
MegaDosX: Wow!
YeetTheRich_: actually not bad
Fat_Rolls: beautiful!
matthaus_c: we can't all be Daniel Avidaniel
Dish_KP: NOT BAD!
MegaDosX: That was really good
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: Pretty close, though
Makrosian_Tae: TOUCHDOWN
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rob Halfords voice is incredible.
mnemonicman: zachyw1Chefskiss
kalen06: thank you... i needed that
TheMerricat: and now by Te
Mysticman89: just twist a knob on your devices and you can get right up there
Dish_KP: Crushing it!
NDCazzy: sergeHolyMoly
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c Danny rarely uses Falsetto
Seth_Erickson: And striked
FPNY41: Demonetized
electra310: Wow!
Nigouki: well guess what you're doing at DB this year? Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: I just purposely don't hit the high note, for uhhh... comedic effect.
theambivalentagender: My SO can hit some really high pitched notes and likes to do it while singing along to songs right next to my ear in the car
korvys: Nice note!
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints however. he sure can
Seth_Erickson: maybe on the floor back by the cabinets
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender My absolute favorite is hitting Joanne's High C in Seasons of Love. Got that 4+ octave range baby!
thehokeypokey: It said this was man and the other was beast, so maybe the head?
Arclight_Dynamo: Do you need to stand under the flickering light?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
NDCazzy: WAIT... driver gets to choose the musics!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we're looking for a human head?
adamjford: And drive can sometimes delegate that responsibility
Makrosian_Tae: How sure are we that it's in this room?
LithelyUnshod: Man on the left, Beast on the right? Maybe it's the bust
adamjford: driver*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Things connected to the go fast/not move pedals probably shouldn't be pushed on whilst operating the autosmobileon, no.
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePoints He likes Mika and Bee Gees
awesomeman2099: run
matthaus_c: twitch chat's brain is expanding at an alarming rate
EldarLuin: SMRT
Dumori: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
YeetTheRich_: giv banan
iamn0tg00d: Run for the hills! Run for your liiiiiiiiiife.
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5537: "Twitch chat's never let me down before." —Adam [2018-11-17]
Gildan_Bladeborn: What was... that sound?
Mysticman89: this is why we're paid the big bananas
matthaus_c: where banan ook ook
ICitizenErasedI: twitch chat's smooth brain occasionally has a wrinkle or two
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Gobukiller: Luger?
neisan2112: Making up for the other puzzle
coldhands0802: When one of us is smart, all of us are ... mad we didn't say it first.
Makrosian_Tae: !advice
LRRbot: All of the bones are in the skin.
BrindleBoar: Hello old friend Kappa
PlatinumVixen: hello shotgun my old friend
Gildan_Bladeborn: Okay, now I'm worried.
LadyLockwood92: I wonder if you're gonna need a gun...
Mr_Bitterness: Hello old friend
Mister_BlueSky: With a lamp?
BrindleBoar: 420
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh so she's a tonberry?
SnackPak_: yike
lucha_libro: Augustine Bachman turner overdrive?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy. Super junkie powers!
MadmanOreo: tall lady? PogChamp
lamina5432: aunt??
plummeting_sloth: we gave her somethign every day we just got done saying would kill someone after 3 doses
iamn0tg00d: But 5 times zero is still zero...
PlatinumVixen: If amnesia taught me anything it's that the darkness bleeds all the time, it's fine
Gascitygaming: Maybe Augustine Bachman is in.... Overdrive
MegaDosX: The backstory of this game is just a series of poor choices
Nigouki: Steve Jobs thought he did too
matthaus_c: do you think... Agustine Bachman might be... the bad guy?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chainsaw friend?
EldarLuin: BFG
YeetTheRich_: brrrr
shendaras: Nooo
Easilycrazyhat: Well, you probably talked to somebody that talked to somebody that talked to somebody that does, so same thing, right?
iamn0tg00d: Well then.
matthaus_c: LLLLLIBERATED
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Dog_of_Myth: Yas
plummeting_sloth: doesn't that mean the other one was the sword?
Lord_ZYRK: Well, whoever called the boss rush gets a cookie
charli3_r: holly hit
Nigouki: more dakka
Gildan_Bladeborn: 5.56 assault rifle? Yay!
ICitizenErasedI: bubba don't flinch
Mr_Horrible: oh hey, called it
MegaDosX: Alexa, play The Only Thing They Fear Is You
electra310: GUN
Gildan_Bladeborn: He seems to be... faster than before.
charli3_r: ar mag on the table back there
Mr_Horrible: although I guess this is probably a hallucination rather than them actually being back
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Good choice
Easilycrazyhat: Nice
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT em
Dumori: Ammo on some of the tables
Gildan_Bladeborn: But less durable.
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: if Bubba's back, you know what that means, right? we're down to CLOWN
fastlane250: EZ
Lord_ZYRK: Homie came equipped to fight trees smh
DrasonSpike: rubber skellys?
Spacepup: Skeleetons
Arclight_Dynamo: Bomblezees!
e_bloc: rip n tear
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers, down Ben's spine...
ICitizenErasedI: they're looking for ... some body
YeetTheRich_: uhm
YeetTheRich_: ok
Makrosian_Tae: Ben continuing to "this game is easy" and then screaming at the nearest NPC is my favorite thing
LadyLockwood92: Spare ribs?
MegaDosX: Save scum time :p
Tangsm: The road not taken.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Watch it's just another, different gun.
matthaus_c: take nourishment from this supple flesh!
LadyLockwood92: Double guns!
Dumori: Now we have BOTH!
BrindleBoar: perfect game no flaws
plummeting_sloth: huh
PlatinumVixen: wow you are REALLY high
Soul1355: exploits!
plummeting_sloth: that'sa fun trick
iamn0tg00d: Wait... that's a .22... where's our .45 pistol?!?
Soul1355: :P
charli3_r: huh
YeetTheRich_: infinite gun exploit?
EldarLuin: Start over
Gobukiller: no ammo
TheMerricat: game didn't reset correctly
Saintnex: Free ammo?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're a wizard!
Mister_BlueSky: Yes, strange sense of deja vu.
Arclight_Dynamo: Bigger boolats, tho.
charli3_r: tbe other is cooler
PlatinumVixen: goldeneye time
LadyLockwood92: Butts.
Lord_ZYRK: *Soviet anthem swells in the distance*
coldhands0802: JUST an AK? I've got TWO jobs, mate!
plummeting_sloth: but we can chain ammo to the moon now
YeetTheRich_: did we break it?
EldarLuin: Video Games!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Tangsm: Foiled by table.
MegaDosX: Cool game!
Lord_ZYRK: Unluckyyy
Mister_BlueSky: OH! Oh...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 10/10
PlatinumVixen: he's super ready
awesomeman2099: hi buddy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh please tell me he's stuck.
matthaus_c: Bummer Bubba they call him
Makrosian_Tae: Deathbloom 2: Electric Boogaloo
charli3_r: theres a mag on the table in the big room
charli3_r: ar mag
Rhynerd: So, how many .22 rounds would it take to kill him?
Lord_ZYRK: seabatClap cool pathing seabatClap
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
egoseventh: The hit markers kill me
Inkompetence: Oh good, a lamp collider wasn't getting in the way.
Mr_Horrible: you didn't have to *insult* the man, Ben LUL
fastlane250: I mean, you got him once, he figured you didn’t need to go through all that again on the do-over.
Mister_BlueSky: The valve is for the monster faucet, you see.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was honestly kind of considerate of them.
iamn0tg00d: spooky spooky skeletons
FPNY41: A* is hard
Haroldholmes25: that's coward talk
charli3_r: ammo on the dresser in that room
BrindleBoar: now looking for valve 2 episode 1
ICitizenErasedI: dolphins?
YeetTheRich_: c-caw
Gildan_Bladeborn: Birds.
matthaus_c: wait, do they give you ammo for both assault rifles? like at all? cause if they do you might as well have both
Lord_ZYRK: Sorry, I had Indian food for lunch MiniK
cutaos: hl3 confirmed
plummeting_sloth: nice budding valve collection you have now
Gildan_Bladeborn: The hubris!
BaconL0rdes: Good christ, is it one hit to death?
BrindleBoar: just die to chainsaw guy, get infinite ammo
snortablecola: just got here, has the death bloomed yet?
Rhynerd: Is your .22 doing the same damage as a karate sword does to these skeletons?
theneatestburrito: How many valves until you can redeem them for a steam deck?
Gobukiller: it didn't give you ammo
BrindleBoar: ruh roh
Rhynerd: @snortablecola our character is very high on deathbloom,
Dumori: Oh no we broke the game
Mister_BlueSky: NotLikeThis
thehokeypokey: or you can grab all the stuff while it is just him
Rhynerd: Yes
PlatinumVixen: A+ game design
MegaDosX: I think you broke the game Ben
charli3_r: on the table
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ruined!
shendaras: Can you collect the valves?
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah. Just gotta get goos with the knife. :p
matthaus_c: keep both rifles and get ammo for both?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Must go faster...
Mr_Bitterness: there's ammo on all the little tables
Gobukiller: This is like the intro to Zombieland
Dumori: also couldn't we ditch the .22 for the 7.62
matthaus_c: can you ditch the ruger for the AK?
charli3_r: look all over for ammo
iamn0tg00d: I think you should actually go get the other rifle if it's still there
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, both rifles seems like a good idea.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Since they take different ammo.
matthaus_c: we am heavy weapons guy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just need a sandwich
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ammo on the table in the center of this room.
Dumori: shot gun shells first small table
objectivefailure: That hallway of hands just reminds me of peewee soccer. Good game.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shotgun shells I tink.
BrindleBoar: that's Duke Nukem
YeetTheRich_: rip and tear
iamn0tg00d: Ben Nukem
matthaus_c: bit too deep but checks out
eric_christian_berg: I prefer Serious Sam.
theneatestburrito: UNREAL aNNOUCER, IS THAT YOU?
itomeshi: nice
coldhands0802: GROVY KILL
plummeting_sloth: GOD-LIKE
Rhynerd: Or the Padre
JoshSanville: That was the Mortal Kombat announcer holy shit
MegaDosX: Unstoppable!
Mister_BlueSky: That just sounds like me.
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Mox_Hagdorm: Yay for spoops! This game seems rather Watch and Nope and I'm here for it.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I think each valve spawns in a corresponding number of skeletals.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: groovy is a word that has been forever tainted to me :(
ButButTheJesus: M-M-M-MONSTERKILLLLLL
awesomeman2099: ULTRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOO
MrOrange1987: I’m a world…
MrOrange1987: In a world*
matthaus_c: SEX KILL
spawnofhastur: this seems more watch and play-y than let's nope.
BusTed: Nice.
Rhynerd: Hell’s Janitor
BaconL0rdes: KILLIMANJARO.
kalen06: ok ben is voice acting a secondary job?
Dumori: I think each valve spawns X
Mister_BlueSky: *click*
eric_christian_berg: Short, controlled bursts.
NDCazzy: there was some shotgun ammo on a table I think
BusTed: we've gone full da sh4re z0ne in here
matthaus_c: this is Agatha Fisty all over again
plummeting_sloth: Uhoh, I'm getting Agatha Fisty Flashbacks
neisan2112: Ayyyy
Dumori: Yay~
PlatinumVixen: hooray!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Dumori: MURDER_FIRE!
Mr_Bitterness: Picking up each one spawns guys, yeah
iamn0tg00d: Yay?
lamina5432: our aunt
BaconL0rdes: Hurrah for arson!
PlatinumVixen: hooray for dead guy!
ICitizenErasedI: weekend at bernie's time!
Nigouki: double tap to be sure?
NDCazzy: please take a seat I will be right with you
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah! I remember! That music it played in the chainlink fence room when you'd moved the statue and the scary maid lady chased you was the "you're being hunted" noises they played in that horrible, HORRIBLE "Hospital" game Alex played at the start of a Watch & Play stream, where you walked around holding a phone in a dark hospital and the game would throw images from creepypastas onto the screen.
MegaDosX: Augustine can't spell shepherd apparently >_>
FPNY41: Is that jack skellington
Gildan_Bladeborn: It must come from some asset pack.
Tangsm: The gazebos were just covers for the construction of a complex underground ventilation system.
iamn0tg00d: What a hypocrite.
EldarLuin: Nope... it wasn't.
YeetTheRich_: sure
matthaus_c: that's what all cult leaders say
BrindleBoar: "Just because I filled this place with zombies doesn't mean I was wrong"
Mister_BlueSky: Nah I'm good bruh.
plummeting_sloth: "This weed has brought nothing but ruin to my life... please spread it around"
objectivefailure: And thus spoke the Prophet Augustine "420 Blaze it"
coldhands0802: It's a house of "growth and healing" and they call their miracle drug DEATHbloom. -__-
Kramburger: This house was a place of honour, great deeds were commemorated in this house
YeetTheRich_: marketing wise maybe we change the name to something different than deathbloom first ...
ICitizenErasedI: he basically had a branding problem - needed to call it ultra-potpurri instead of DEATHbloom
plummeting_sloth: PS: I am also scared of elevators
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gasp!
iamn0tg00d: This plant is the key to spiritual enlightenment... but I'm going to put a seperate ventilation system in to protect me. From the enlightenment.
ICitizenErasedI: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
ButButTheJesus: I say!
MegaDosX: Yike.
matthaus_c: oh no.
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck, I'm down
awesomeman2099: uhh vote?
theneatestburrito: hmmmmm
Seth_Erickson: I say stay
SnackPak_: food and games?
neisan2112: Food and games??? Fuck yeah
TheExactSame: don't be rude
Dumori: Oh sweet a firend!
plummeting_sloth: 3 2 1 to the illusion of choice
coldhands0802: Dude, she's got an N64.
Mister_BlueSky: Illusion of choice?
EldarLuin: Illusion of choice!!!?
awesomeman2099: can we vote
YeetTheRich_: FOOD and GAMES?
Seth_Erickson: food and games that's a mega deal
ButButTheJesus: Food! Games!
spethycakes: it's a trap
PlatinumVixen: i bet the elevator will break
Gobukiller: I mean, she's lying it's the opposite, right?
Lord_ZYRK: Food and games and no rent, Ben
matthaus_c: she's totally killing us if we reject her
BrindleBoar: she 100% kills you if you try to leave
matthaus_c: she's a control freak
Arclight_Dynamo: Peace!
iamn0tg00d: I mean you have to go left.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should go make friends my dude.
Knife_Crow: Food and games, though!
MadmanOreo: tall lady time?
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
Lord_ZYRK: Just saying. Maybe think about it.
monsieur_nick_tamer: left
Haroldholmes25: it's a trap
egoseventh: *Right* decision
Gascitygaming: n64 and didy king racing maybe though?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wanna know both, but
neisan2112: Food tho
theneatestburrito: Right decision means go right, yeah?
shendaras: Would the mysterious person really do that to you?
iamn0tg00d: Then shoot her.
Manae: You die either way me thinks
fastlane250: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
Kaaosa: make friend
electra310: Well, time to die
EldarLuin: She said she had games!!!
Haroldholmes25: bold choice
sing_o_muse: save and do both?
Kirkygirl: Hey all
NDCazzy: its the friends we made along the way...
Gildan_Bladebor