ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Valorant) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Wash off that goo.
ContingentCat: !findquote wash
LRRbot: Quote #1665: "Romance the washing machine." —Ian [2016-01-26]
ContingentCat: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #6697: "I would have to be in labour for 83 hours to bring home a bird." —Ian [2020-01-12]
corianderd: weird
DarkMorford: Yup, that's an Ian quote all right. :D
coachNelly: ITS QUIET
coachNelly: too quiet...
ContingentCat: !findquote quiet
LRRbot: Quote #4408: "Quiet you, I'm sneaking!" —Paul, While firing machine gun [2017-10-19]
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Valorant) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2s ago).
DarkMorford: Ouphe
ContingentCat: ah close
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
CaptainEnder7: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Valorant) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Team VaLRRant returns this evening on Crossing the Streams! @James_LRR is joined by @apsalar @coachNellyMTG @BWheelerMTG and @jrhwhite for what's sure to be an evening of wildly competent Valorant gameplay! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/E7_ENjxVEAERQid.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1423071754574983173
AttackCowboy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
AttackCowboy: 20 months? That’s almost 3 baker’s half dozens of months!
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LoadingReadyRun: Ice Cream Debt Paid! https://youtu.be/RRmtO3Bt_0M
DarkMorford: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for James to shoot arrows
ContingentCat: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
VmKid: lrrDILLY
benjamin_wheeler: How do we get James to play a different character?
MagicalAttackGecko: Bribes
DeM0nFiRe: Pick it before he does, it will be funny
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey I just saw the icream debt video
VmKid: Tell him that if he plays the same character he has to buy everyone ice cream again
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Hope everyone is doing well!
LoadingReadyRun: I mean, I'll just sit here and grump. Leave my Sova alone :P
Sybased: who all's playing tonight?
corianderd: we drew straws james but you didn't respond so you were cut from the sova pool
FacelessManAboutTown: @Sybased LRR I presume
LoadingReadyRun: James, Cori, Nelson, Wheeler and maybe Jeremy? He's currently MIA.
Dog_of_Myth: Hot Take. Let James play Sova and be happy.
Ba_Dum_Tish: For every time James doesn't play Sova he gets a get out of ice cream debt free card?
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
DarkMorford: Best Intro
TheAinMAP: Hello.
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! <3
Loonatic93: Boy, howdy! I hope James tries something new this time and play Sova!
DeM0nFiRe: Welcome to Crossing the One Bonus
Dog_of_Myth: @hexy_lexy No, you!
Mai_Andra: I like your desktop wallpaper. curiousjoiKupo
TacitusVigil: Is it time for James to Punch a Chunk again?
TacitusVigil checks watch
ArdCollider: didn't notice anything, admiring desktop wallpaper
Loonatic93: I love that wallpaper!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to JamesSucksAtGaming!
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RandomTrivia: oh no
YeetTheRich_: ha
YeetTheRich_: LUL
hexy_lexy: oh no, i hope Jer is ok
RandomTrivia: Pffft
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jeremy is stick in a hole James left unmarked
enkor2113: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not you. A different James.
mowdownjoe: LUL LUL LUL
CururuGuasu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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RandomTrivia: Oh hai Wheeler!
SquareDotCube: You know, the vacuum James
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: [suspects Wheeler made that anonymous gift]
LadyAiluros: 11
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to jamesisgoodatthegame! They have given 372 Gift Subs in the channel!
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TheCheeseStandAlone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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baskwalla: Cool ice cream video James(and Graham)
Luminaire_p: on a scale of 3 to 47 where 3 is the best
GoblinRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
GoblinRanger: Ooh Valorant
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AWildMeeep: hey hey!
big_blue_man subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
big_blue_man: hey james
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underhill33 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun can you tell Cori that i appreciate the heck out of her?
asthanius: Shrek?
TacitusVigil: All we need is a gift sub for "JamesIsSufficientAtGames" and we have the trifecta Kappa
FacelessManAboutTown: Asthanius beat me to the joke
heroscaperguy: i think of the grinch in the middle of august too
big_blue_man: @LoadingReadyRun we're not related, but we're confused all the time
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Incredible Hulk?
VmKid: some
VmKid: BODY\
Darleysam: Pete's Dragon, a timeless classic
kevenwith2es: Shrek's at least an eight on the gamer scale
TheMerricat: no
SmoreThanAFeelin: nope
TacitusVigil: No
RandomTrivia: We're not hearing those
TwitchTVsFrank: nope
asthanius: quick, someone sub to test
baskwalla: no sub noises, no
GoblinRanger: Nope
big_blue_man: nope
hexy_lexy: no sub noise
Swamplor: Wait, how does Nelly know Steve Sunu?
Loonatic93: Wait... Shrek is nearly 20 years old? Yikes!
Coolhand2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
Coolhand2: Y'all are AWESOME!!!
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TacitusVigil: That's a lie, Wheeler never pays attention to chat. Kappa
Chedamann: the promise of some valorant has dragged me out of bed, let's go!
asthanius: James' moonbase is on Io
GoblinRanger: Heard that one
Seth_Erickson: Moonbase: James
TwitchTVsFrank: fixed
TheMerricat: I heard
Vyous subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 48 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Vyous! (Today's storm count: 10)
Seth_Erickson: as we dubbed it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James is at a base on a different moon.
TacitusVigil: Io? Charon?
Gadora: lairofLove lairofLove lairofLove
TheMerricat: plot twists they only main Sova
GoblinRanger: Doing great, thanks Wheeler
swaggytaco: great day
Seth_Erickson: Europa seems potentially likely
FacelessManAboutTown: Pretty good, thanks for asking Mr. Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: that's no moonbase! it's a space station
Kaorti: phenn is great
RandomTrivia: New frand!
SmoreThanAFeelin: Hi!
swaggytaco: hi
Gadora: lairofHi lairofTrain
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hello substitute
Fruan: Fenn with two ns? Or Fen with one?
hexy_lexy: hi Fen! ... or how i spell your name... please correct me
MWGNZ: @Fruan Phenn
TacitusVigil: Hello Phenn!
Kaorti: with a ph
hexy_lexy: hi Phenn!!!
Sibwow: phenn!!!!!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: cheer500 The day the prophecy spoke of has come to pass, the return of James "second round vandal" Turner!
Vyous: Gun game?
VmKid: Good ol' gungame
Sibwow: is that american or canadian
Chedamann: i wish that's how i was paid for my valorant skills
VmKid: Careful, this is how Jerma ended up in debt to his own chat
Loonatic93: @Sibwow Liberian
TacitusVigil: So least kills buys everyone else on the team ice cream?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: LUL
Sibwow: classic
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BaconL0rdes: I mean, what did you expect?
hexy_lexy: LUL i love you wheeler
Chedamann: nice one wheeler
ChainedDreamer: Ooooh, Valorant. Neat. Who's playing?
shadowbow464: No honor
RandomTrivia: James, Wheeler, Cori, Nelly and Phenn
Darleysam: there's no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that we're knife-fighting right now, means that you're energetically aligned with me
YeetTheRich_: you fool fell victim for one of the classic blunders
RandomTrivia: Phenn is our replacement Jer, and is great
hexy_lexy: someone remind me what pronounces Phenn uses
Sibwow: she/they
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: nice shot
hexy_lexy: thanks, sib!
MWGNZ: @hexy_lexy discord says They/Sher
MWGNZ: **she
Chedamann: no respect for the knives only
Sibwow: lairofTrain lairofTrain
5fivecents: Is there a goal? Or are you just Americaning?
VmKid: Valorant, Slappers Only
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Chedamann: revenge!!!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: betrayled!
SnackPak_: rude
MWGNZ: perfect
hexy_lexy: LUL PERFECT
TacitusVigil: Revenge!
5fivecents: Okay I can understand that.
thraximore: she had a knife!
BaconL0rdes: All's unfair in love and war.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: @5fivecents they are doing a ffa deathmatch to warmup
VmKid: Alright alright alright alright now ladies
5fivecents: Okay. I get it??..Practice is good.
5fivecents: 23 kills average per death?
TheCrownedClown55: is that THE james turner pro valorant player?
Sibwow: !patreon
LRRbot: 2645 patrons for a total of $19,525.65 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
RandomTrivia: This game has adds now? What is this, an MMO? lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
ZombieHendrix subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
ZombieHendrix: James is the one true gamer
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ZombieHendrix! (Today's storm count: 11)
VmKid: (Knife fight may only happen once)
Sibwow: machete tarp game
ChaoticObserver: Require the Star Trek dramatic music behind it or no sale
ArdentSlacker: We could have knife fights in my country if we had universal healthcare. But nooooo.
TacitusVigil: No knife games! We learned our lesson after that one segment on LRL.
Nuurgle: socially distant knife fights
sithenin: I just saw the ice cream vid
meachamo: So good!
Dog_of_Myth: I've heard good things.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: I hear green knight is quite good
underhill33: It's so amazing
Chedamann: the release has been delayed in my country!
TacitusVigil: Didn't realize it was out already.
sithenin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Loonatic93: Is it an actual mideval knight story?
Loonatic93: As in the setting?
superdude097: @Loonatic93 Part of the King Arthur mythos
Dog_of_Myth: @Loonatic93 Yes
TacitusVigil: ^
TacitusVigil: Sir Galahad specifically, I believe.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: which shorty skin you going for nelson
DarkMorford: Brave Sir Robin ran away!
Loonatic93: Okay. I may check it out post theater. Not big on those sorts o' movies. Besides, Suicide Squad is my current theater budget.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: LUL
tenthtechpriest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
tenthtechpriest: ugly as sin. MUST BUY
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tenthtechpriest! (Today's storm count: 12)
TacitusVigil: James, remember, skins are almost certainly tax write offs for you.
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Loonatic93: The Valorant budget was taken over by the Tarp budget.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: COOL ARROW TIME
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: it was adam iirc
ZombieHendrix: it was cool
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (James) [now] I'm not above being a four-year-old.
LRRbot: New quote #7716: "I'm not above being a four-year-old." —James [2021-08-04]
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RT @Graham_LRR> This very small vlog serves as a record that @James_LRR completed his ice cream debt, as earned by Twitch chat. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmtO3Bt_0M || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1423078584084615168
Dog_of_Myth: @Sarah_Serinde Nice
LadyAiluros: I just watched the VLOG and that was amazing James
tenthtechpriest: they're all good ARs brent
hexy_lexy: James "4 Year Old" Turner
TacitusVigil: Is is currently [March 2020]
Sarah_Serinde: That's just over a month
Mr_Horrible: "Computer... the logs"
Sarah_Serinde: It was June 30th
tenthtechpriest: computer, enhance
darkspiredragon: Valorant with the LRRfolk? Awesome!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: noice
flouncy_magooo: I can't unhear "enemy spotted bee".
LordZarano: @Sarah_Serinde 5 weeks 1 day
tahoebyker: Look, time works funny in COVID
TacitusVigil: July and August are 31
TacitusVigil: Because Caesars had egos
Sarah_Serinde: It was exactly 5 weeks because it was also on a Wednesday :D
tahoebyker: Julius Ceasar wanted an extra day for his month, and then Augustus had to do the same
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to jamesisadequate!
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tahoebyker: and poor February had no one advocating for it
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good, glad James is moving up
RandomTrivia: LUL
TacitusVigil: That's high praise.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: ljgami1Adequate lrrJAMES
TacitusVigil: I aspire to adequate.
josh___something: adequate? that's high praise
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Darleysam: ljgami1Adequate ljgami1Adequate ljgami1Adequate
josh___something: ljgami1Adequate
RandomTrivia: That's one step up from mediocre! lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to jamesis! They have given 373 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jamesis! (Today's storm count: 14)
josh___something: oh hi @Darleysam PrideLionHey
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde @josh___something o7
RandomTrivia: Ahh, going for the philosophical approach DeM0nFiRe
tahoebyker: I mean, Michael Bay is an adequate filmmaker
ChaoticObserver: I mean, if you keep using the same strategy, it will eventually work
Sarah_Serinde: Darleysam sergeHi
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to highlight_reel!
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ChaoticObserver: That's just the law of large numbers
Sarah_Serinde: DeM0nFiRe gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Nice! FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: Flawless
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to JamesisBasic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JamesisBasic! (Today's storm count: 16)
DeM0nFiRe: @RandomTrivia If you want to go really meta you could look for a "JamesThins"
DeM0nFiRe: thinks*
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Kumakaori: XD;.
Chedamann: James is acidic?
darkspiredragon: All you have to do is Bulldog main then noone wants your guns
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Since when?
Sarah_Serinde: Good to know that James is
TacitusVigil: JamesIs is...oddly Biblical
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: james forgot to buy armor F
LordZarano: James thinks and therefore James is
TacitusVigil: Cogito Ergo James
josh___something: It's comforting to know you exist
TheWriterAleph: cha cha real smooth
lirazel64: But what if James only thinks he thinks?
Loonatic93: I love the lore of this game. Like how the dude with the red hat has a best girl named Molly.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: looks slick
TacitusVigil: @lirazel64 Welcome to the horrible world of metaphysics!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to jamesishavingabruhmoment!
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TheWriterAleph: ^ LUL
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: oof
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: :D
tahoebyker: Perception occurs in a vaguely James arranged bundle
ChaoticObserver: Ok, are these names also for real or is this part of the joke
Sibwow: what about just @ james
TacitusVigil: You'll only giving James more money, anonymous gifter! :D
DeM0nFiRe: @ChaoticObserver The ones I gifted to already existed
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
ChaoticObserver: Alright
Sarah_Serinde: You can search for usernames when you gift subs, so you can start with "Jamesis" and see what comes up
RandomTrivia: Most of the goof-t subs are to existing accounts
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jamesisnotaduck!
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flouncy_magooo: Can we gift a sub to Jamesworthdoesntdependonhisskillingames?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: got one tho
the1thatcreatetheheavens: who on the team?
darkspiredragon: James got kills LUL
Chedamann: got some kills on the board at least
Sarah_Serinde: We're learning so much about James today
TacitusVigil: I've heard James quack.
maduncan1976 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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VmKid: I thought Jer was the duck
RandomTrivia: Today we have James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn
josh___something: We are narrowing down what a james consists of
covo375: We can judge by the quack
Chedamann: process of elimination
floki4242: I'm 50/50 on 5h3 duck thing
Mr_Horrible: James Turner, Small Waterfowl? Find out tonight on our scathing expose
RandomTrivia: Phenn is our short notice replacement for Jer and is great
flameeye7: The greek philosophy method
tahoebyker: James is a featherless bipedal
VmKid: BEHOLD, a James
Loonatic93: James is mostly water.
Sibwow: @RandomTrivia are you a phenn fan
Loonatic93: I'm a flan fan.
RandomTrivia: @Sibwow You could say I'm a phann :D
RandomTrivia: !flan
Loonatic93: And now I'm hungry for Flan.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
tenthtechpriest: big oof
RandomTrivia: Ouch
fluttermouse_: Their sage is pretty okay.
RandomTrivia: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: That was a great shot though
Loonatic93: Gotta say, I approve of the name CousinMochi.
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
TheWriterAleph: wowee zowee
pyro_phage: legit read that as "their Serge is pretty ok" And i was so confused how you could which one was their Serge
sithenin: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:51:36. lrrSPOT
fluttermouse_: lol, has one headshotted someone and then immediately apologized?
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
RandomTrivia: Nice shot on the recon bolt there
TheWriterAleph: that's a good sniper
MAPBoardgames: Should've just hid
RandomTrivia: Bloody hellfire that sniper is good
RandomTrivia: J A M E S I S LUL
sithenin: New Gvlog was nice
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
tahoebyker: JamesIsnt
MAPBoardgames: You had ONE job!
TheWooglie: don't die james
TacitusVigil: JamesWas
VmKid: Jamesn't
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to jameswas! They have given 374 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jameswas! (Today's storm count: 20)
tenthtechpriest: lrrWOW
TheWooglie: James died twice
RandomTrivia: DeM0nFiRe sergeJustRight
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
Spooky_Noises: What's that racking sound comming from the right in spawn
RandomTrivia: Put a bunch of damage in at least
TacitusVigil: James is, James was, James will be again.
MAPBoardgames: B hopping?
underhill33: we take those
RandomTrivia: He James, he Jaws, he Joncquered lrrBEEJ
TheWriterAleph: you're the old dog now, dog
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If I'm remembering correctly, they haven't planted once.
Loonatic93: The Valorant C9!
RandomTrivia: They planted once a couple rounds ago and then got the team kill
MAPBoardgames: The opposing team seems to be going for a TPK strat rather than the actual objectives.
Loonatic93: That seems like a risky strategy.
DarkMorford: @MAPBoardgames So, just like every other multiplayer shooter, then? >_>
RandomTrivia: YEAH
RandomTrivia: Nice
SmoreThanAFeelin: obviously a group of non gardeners
kevenwith2es: That ult was pretty adequate :)
Chedamann: this opposing team really don't like planting
drfox17: pistol roooound
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe they don't know how mogThinking
RandomTrivia: WOAH
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Chedamann: the knife!!!!
TheWriterAleph: lrrWOW
TheWooglie: Good thing no-one was watching, that would be embarrasing
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
DeM0nFiRe: James: What do you have there? Enemy: A knife! James: NO!
josh___something: The disrespect NotLikeThis
tenthtechpriest: I believe that is called a 'big oof'
RandomTrivia: Maybe the other team doesn't know how the spike works :D
Ashton: guess I joined at the perfet time :D
Kumakaori: wat .-.;
darkspiredragon: @DeM0nFiRe Nice
Loonatic93: And this is the moment that the other team learned about "The Spike."
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Ashton sergeHi
Spooky_Noises: If you don't die as defender you get no money.
Ashton: I'm your good knife charm
RandomTrivia: It's knife to have you with us
Sarah_Serinde: Why mess with a successful strategy
covo375: Ant argue with results
Mr_Horrible: is this the Valorant equivalent of "falls in hole"?
RandomTrivia: Pretty much :D
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha so close
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Chedamann: again!
RandomTrivia: LUL
theneatestburrito: Amazing trap
RandomTrivia: This will be interesting
VmKid: I can't believe that worked
Chedamann: James didn't die? Is this really a win
TheAinMAP: jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: They're really going for that straight-forward gun game strategy here
7gorobei: big brain moves
josh___something: Who's the squad?
Loonatic93: Like a broken weaving machine, they only have one pattern.
RandomTrivia: Our squad to day is James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn
PixelArtDragon: Stoop down, then stand up, then stoop, then stand up...
RandomTrivia: Cotton-Skye Joe? lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: Darn you, Random Trivia... *shakes fist*
RandomTrivia grins, unreasonably smug
Loonatic93: Yeah, that's the correct response.
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
RandomTrivia: I love how the other team quite clearly has no interest in playing Valorant, and would rather just play some other FPS
LadyAiluros: nice shot
Lord_ZYRK: Emphasis on "was"
darkspiredragon: Match point time! Hype!
TeacherSeanTV: Play smart, get it done
darkspiredragon: He gets people over 12?
huffboi1: I have no idea why lrr is playing valorant but im into it
RandomTrivia: Because they enjoy it?
Mr_Horrible: just start quoting passages from the Tom Bombadil chapter of Fellowship
Loonatic93: Naw @RandomTrivia That just couldn't be the reason.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, they got James! lrrBEEJ
darkspiredragon: wall with a hole
RandomTrivia: Did they all hand the controllers to their siblings at once?
covo375: all didn't cover all the way to the wall
pyro_phage: narrow gap by wall
huffboi1: @RandomTrivia im sure, i just have never seen them play fps's on the channel before
darkspiredragon: I like walling with enough room to give hope and shoot through
RassilonDND: guess it's time to flap on down to the apple patch
Loonatic93: Turns out, they are all Valorant pros and are now starting to play.
RandomTrivia: @huffboi1 Normally it's James who really enjoys them, you may have seen his PiF of Escape from Tarkov.
RandomTrivia: I like to think that in one motion, all five of them handed their keyboards to their older brothers and sisters
darkspiredragon: I felt that Op hit :(
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: WOoOOOO
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: With the pistol!
fluttermouse_: nice
VmKid: lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown lrrHORN
SmoreThanAFeelin: Lets goooo
Nigouki: James, congrats on paying The Ice Cream Debt!
ZombieHendrix: true gamer
RandomTrivia: The pistol match point!
darkspiredragon: Classic
Chedamann: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN
Ashton: a real gamer
covo375: its a bilbo quote
Loonatic93: ICECREAM!!!!! Gotta go to da door. BRB!
combattwombat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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theneatestburrito: Baldo Baggins?
CaptainSpam: William Bagboy, I believe he's known.
SquareDotCube: Baldi Waggins
covo375: I love that Lenord Nemoy song
josh___something: Freelo baggins
TheWriterAleph: Bobs Bigboy
SquareDotCube: Or was it Matt Wiggins?
Joalni: So who do we have in the team today?
RandomTrivia: Today we have James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn
Joalni: Thank you @randomtrivia
tenthtechpriest: when did valorant get so many non-sova characters?
josh___something: Never estimate the breach
Loonatic93: Ah, Breach... The Symmetra of Valorant.
RandomTrivia: If I ever cave and learn this game, Breach seems like a really interesting character to learn
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TheWriterAleph: eyyy
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Lokolos: Oh hey, came in at the start of a new round. Nice.
RandomTrivia: Hello there Lokolos sergeHi
DeM0nFiRe: As someone who doesn't know the callouts for this game, [person] is up in heaven sounds like a gentle way of reporting someone is dead
Seth_Erickson: person in heaven just sent to heaven ok push Kappa
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (19:47 from now).
matthaus_c: James got that gamer face on
Loonatic93: Uh ho... These folks may know about the Spike Strategy.
matthaus_c: those kills were impressive though
pyro_phage: timerfor the yawgfather to become to pogfather
pyro_phage: or maybe not
TheWriterAleph: HOLY WOW LUL
RandomTrivia: I think this enemy team might be quite good at this
RandomTrivia: :D
Spooky_Noises: shoots the knife? throws the knife?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
josh___something: That was evil XD
RandomTrivia: Don't you get a cash bonus for an Ace?
RandomTrivia: Or did I imagine that
TheAinMAP: unarmeClick
zuchen_120: I don't even like this game, but I love when you all play it.
RandomTrivia: Yeah!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: 1 =/= 0!
Gadora: @zuchen_120 Same hat. Nothing like what I'd play, but it's neat to watch.
DeM0nFiRe: @RandomTrivia 1 is actually equal to 0 factorial though
RandomTrivia: Ah shoot, I didn't see that one coming benginFacepalm
HundreydAundre: Decoys?! Aw geez....
RandomTrivia: Good try, good try
Loonatic93: So is their Sova a bot or something?
Lokolos: Cori stealing the skinned gun made me laugh.
MAPBoardgames: I think the one player on the opp team is a match for the LRR crew.
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: Geez, this team they're against seems thoroughly unfun.
RandomTrivia: OOF
RandomTrivia: LUL
CapitalisToast: @CaptainSpam just joined. why do you say that?
HundreydAundre: My... hath it been so long tuning in Cross-Streamin' that I took a while to realize Benjamin, Nelson, & Cori are playing? (& also James, the given)
tenthtechpriest: yes, the commercial break. that's why you're surrendering
HundreydAundre: Team: How did you miss that!? The Spike literally only has TWO BUTTONS.
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Fracaswell: 8 years! I'm at a loss for words.
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RandomTrivia: Number SO BEEG
RandomTrivia: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DarkMorford: 8 years is almost a whole year!
GhostValv: ecin
sporkraptor: I just got here, so I'll sit through the break. XD
sporkraptor: ugh, commercials
sporkraptor: okay, back to the good break music XD
pyro_phage: hotmic?
DarkMorford noms icream
sporkraptor: *noms radishes*
PharaohBender27: !team
LRRbot: Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page! https://www.twitch.tv/team/loadingreadyrun
PharaohBender27: Welp, wrong command
RandomTrivia: James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn (short notice replacement for Jer, is great)
GhostValv: killjoy is a cool boy
SerGarretCameron: did stream get quieter, or is JoeKim just that much louder than y'all.
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Thanks
RandomTrivia: :)
Juliamon: Whoops, didn't realize !players was still on mod-only!
Juliamon: That's fixed now.
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RandomTrivia: Wait the command was updated the whole time, and I've been typing all five names like a sucker?
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
MAPBoardgames: I still read Cori's name as CoriandNerd
sporkraptor: :D thank you! :D
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Thanks, though I typed in "team" instead of "players," so it wouldn't have worked even if it wasn't mod-only :p
corianderd: @MAPBoardgames no ur the nerd
sporkraptor: oooh, dragon gun... does it shoot dragons?
RandomTrivia: DRAGON OP HYPE
MAPBoardgames: @MAPBoardgames Guilty.
sporkraptor: pew pew dragon
thesoftestbunny: !players
LRRbot: Today's Valorant players are: James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn.
lirazel64: @sporkraptor I, too, enjoy radishes.
thesoftestbunny: ''I'm my own kid'' is a hell of a phrase
SquareDotCube: !findquote twelve
LRRbot: Quote #5705: "It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
DarkMorford: Mmm, cheese
A_Bullett: I just slammed some pizza flavor
sporkraptor: @lirazel64 *toasts with a radish* :D
thraximore: D: cut the choccy milk??
Sibwow: james whats your ideal pretzel shape?
zuchen_120: bolthouse makes something that LIKE chocolate milk but technically isn't, so I get it every so often.
PharaohBender27: I haven't had chocolate milk in . . . some years
Lord_ZYRK: James no longer drinks chocolate milk. He now drinks melted chocolate ice cream.
tenthtechpriest: ok but stawberry chocolate milk
PharaohBender27: @Lord_ZYRK I believe that's called a chocolate milkshake Kappa
Tiber727: @Lord_ZYRK And probably exclusively the ice cream he promised to other people.
RandomTrivia: I love this map
RandomTrivia: It's SUPER interesting
PharaohBender27: @Tiber727 Oh I see SOMEONE hasn't seen LRR
flameeye7: I like how many cubes are on this map
PharaohBender27: *LRR's latest YouTube upload
Lord_ZYRK: PharaohBender27 tooooooo milky
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Cupstr: i got into this game because of LRR
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Loonatic93: So, are they going up against bots? They don't seem to have usernames.
Tiber727: @PharaohBender27 I haven't, but at the same time he promises a lot of ice cream. I never said he *never* delivers on his promises.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 It's not a LRR upload, it's on Graham's YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmtO3Bt_0M
Sarah_Serinde: Tiber727 ^
paulplayssomegames: evening james!
paulplayssomegames: hey chat!
Sarah_Serinde: He does still owe ME ice cream though, from like 2 years ago :D
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh whoops, my bad, sorry
RandomTrivia: Hello there paulplayssomegames! sergeHi
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe also more than 2 years ago, I forget
tenthtechpriest: james is a man of many debts. only some of which are dairy-related
gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
gualdhar: Sub message, please stop making me feel old
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TheAinMAP: unarmeClick
pyro_phage: in all fairness it's only been up for 1hr tho
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde You clearly need to nag him. half-Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I really don't
Earthenone: i cant watch this stream due to motion sickness, watching the debt be paid right now :)
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Fair
darkspiredragon: The downside to the knife skins in the battlepass is I can't make faces in walls anymore :(
Lord_ZYRK: Sarah_Serinde you reminded me that Adam's owed me five bucks since 2016.
RandomTrivia: Nice shot!
Sarah_Serinde: Lord_ZYRK You're welcome?
zuchen_120: nice
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covo375: Now thats a proudfoot
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh, just about
TheAinMAP: Got there.
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME
darkspiredragon: I like killing by sending bomb buddy through tele
matthaus_c: hot damn this round
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
MAPBoardgames: Found the Awp
matthaus_c: cori with the triple
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RandomTrivia: Sweet, we take those!
TheAinMAP: unarmeClick
aussie316: lrrSACK
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
RandomTrivia: Hello there Dandinstorm12
RandomTrivia: sergeHi
ExhaustedElox: Click on some heads, James! :D
Dandinstorm12: that's James' thing, also punching chunks
kevenwith2es: 69 damage tho
ExhaustedElox: Wow, James didn't do any damage with his shots? He looked right on that one.
RandomTrivia: Good try
ExhaustedElox: This makes me want to reinstall this. I loved the dude with tripwires... whose name escapes me.
Dandinstorm12: Cipher?
heroscaperguy: cypher
ExhaustedElox: That's it. Thanks.
TheAinMAP: unarmeClick
ExhaustedElox: I knew it... I just knew they were up there.
RandomTrivia: Good try, good try
RandomTrivia: That was a good match
LonelyTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
LonelyTex: Wow, that's almost <undefined> years!
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Sibwow: oh hai tex
LonelyTex: ohai Sibwow
hexy_lexy: oh look, its LovelyTex!!!
darkspiredragon: Breeze is anything but
LonelyTex: @hexy_lexy lrrSPOOP
darkspiredragon: lrrCREEPL lrrJAMES lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: I do appreciate that the callouts are on the map
TheAinMAP: Nice.
sporkraptor: who all is playing? James, Wheeler, Nelson, Cori, and ?
RandomTrivia: Phenn, who stepped in when Jer couldn't make it
sporkraptor: ah, cool, thanks. :D
RandomTrivia: Ouch
DeM0nFiRe: NIce
RandomTrivia: Nice one
TheAinMAP: Got them.
Dandinstorm12: gun sloth best sloth
sporkraptor: gun sloth friend just hanging out
TheAinMAP: lrrSLOTH
SnackPak_: it's up-cycling the gun
Dandinstorm12: good shot James
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: F
RandomTrivia: Welp
MAPBoardgames: HAX!
HundreydAundre: James "dyes every round' Turner, eh?
Chedamann: James lining up the headshot on his teammate
RandomTrivia: OH
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkChunk
TheMerricat: Is that Jade's squeek toy we are hearing?
spiffinn: love the squeaks in this moment of drama
TheMerricat: I do too :D
sporkraptor: technically we are all tubes
spiffinn: a tube of tubes
TubaTaylor: double awp is rough!
sporkraptor: complicated tubes with appendages
Lord_ZYRK: Tubes wrapped and around a skeleton and extremely haunted
sporkraptor: @Lord_ZYRK oooh that is an excellent description, yes
spiffinn: broke: conciousness lives in the brain; woke: our bodies are haunted
Hailrig: Just came in. Who all is on the stream?
Lord_ZYRK: Brain's haunted
MAPBoardgames: !players
LRRbot: Today's Valorant players are: James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn.
Hailrig: Thanks!
sporkraptor: we are the spirits that haunt our weird meat tubes
MAPBoardgames: I'm noticing the Opp team wasn't doing well until they got top-end weapons.
RandomTrivia: That is a fair point
Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to Nelly's Valoracademy
Hailrig: I want Nelly in my games XD
TheMandrew: he's not called CoachNelly for nothing
KCazduke: Cheer100 Press ctrl to crouch, then depress to stand up. You are penalized for doing this over a body more than three times in one second.
flameeye7: Pistol round champions
KCazduke: Melee round?
DarkMorford: That took me a minute to parse, because press and depress mean the same thing.
NavelWarfare: Heya friends! How goes the shooty shoots?
Lord_ZYRK: Inflammable means flammable?!
Aarek: @DarkMorford what about a half press?
KCazduke: inflammable or flammable?
spiffinn: i guess it would be unpress?
DarkMorford: Or release.
spiffinn: haha sure
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkPopcorn
TheAinMAP: unarmeClick unarmeClick
DeM0nFiRe: He's gaming!
DarkMorford: He got on the point!
Dandinstorm12: actively
MAPBoardgames: I want skin
Twilight_Spark: Just click heads 4Head
Evochron13: who's playing tonight again?
tenthtechpriest: good flank
Lord_ZYRK: !players
LRRbot: Today's Valorant players are: James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn.
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darkspiredragon: James has to end this on a good note or he owes VaLLRant ice cream.
HundreydAundre: Cool, but no one was choking Phoenix so,....
Nigouki: y'all go see the G-Vlog video about Ice Cream after this
darkspiredragon: Nelson with those classic skills
PharaohBender27: @darkspiredragon Cut to lrrJAMES calling that ice cream truck and going, "Hi, it's me again. (sigh) I know, but I really do need to employ your services again."
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkChunk extra chunky elfunkChunk
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quatoria: I can't believe it's already been a year!
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HundreydAundre: Eye Cream Truck: Sure. But this time it will cost you.
NightBook1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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ExhaustedElox: That was such a NightBook resub.
DarkMorford: Classic NightBook
ExhaustedElox: Just Classic NightBook all night.
tenthtechpriest: classic nightbook
Loonatic93: If you have to yell at folks that you "ARE THE HUNTER;" you may not actually be "The Hunter."
xantos69: cheer50 Hey team, how's this going?
ExhaustedElox: uhhhhhhhh one more?
DarkMorford: Don't you have to win by two? Kappa
darkspiredragon: @Loonatic93 Any man that has to say "I am the hunter!" is no Hunter.
PharaohBender27: Welp
TheAinMAP: It's come to this.
DarkMorford: "Sudden death" With James sniping? Accurate. ;)
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkSad
TheAinMAP: Aw.
underhill33: oof
PharaohBender27: Well, win some, lose some
flameeye7: Good games
darkspiredragon: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Gg
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
corefluxx: Cheer100
sporkraptor: lrrHEART
SytYoshi: ggs
Lord_ZYRK: ThankEgg
sporkraptor: thanks all!
ExhaustedElox: Thanks for the stream everybody! :D
GoblinRanger: Thanks everyone
meachamo: Thanks!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Raurrrrr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Hailrig: Thanks for the stream
sporkraptor: oooh pretty scales!
SytYoshi: Thanks for the games and stream.
DarkMorford: Cori, have the fire extinguisher ready! ;)
sporkraptor: hopefully not cheese vodka
Enki1256: Schedule says Udon Noodles.
Enki1256: Kitsune Udon to be exact.
pyro_phage: does anyone ever know what ian is doing
sporkraptor: fox noodles?
sporkraptor: squeak?
Lord_ZYRK: Story time seabatTROG
DarkMorford: BOOK
sporkraptor: ooh book readin'!
ExhaustedElox: Yes! I lvoe the CTOA streams! :D
sporkraptor: woop!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
sporkraptor: thanks again! lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: AFR Adven Chores?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
sporkraptor: thanks to everybody in chat too! lrrHEART y'all are the best. :)
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART