djalternative: Has anyone else arrived yet?
LoadingReadyRun: sup
djalternative: We're getting innestrad spoilers just a couple of days after JMP2, it's wild
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
djalternative: get ready to go for 0
monkeyrama: benginHi
djalternative: hola monkeyrama
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (31s from now).
djalternative: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Martin_FcG: wooo In early! thats a change.
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
djalternative: Woo!
r3fr4ct0r: Adam's back!
TheMerricat: I think this was the line that James was drafting this deck for, ultradungeoneering.
Mr_Horrible: but I liked those things!
averythetiger: Whose ready for Innistrad cards in like 5 minutes? My guess is nobody.
monkeyrama: oh my, we have so many targets 👀
BusTed: Plenty of fun things to hit.
boredkid07: so many hits
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abracadaver23: Gross
TehAmelie: just hand-adjacent
RokuNalaar: That would actually make it good
hexy_lexy: its fixed!!!
monkeyrama: Moon-blessed cleric is... not great?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: yay
Sandeon: That would be an OP Heliod's Pilgrim
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: now I can do this again
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6250: "Everything's fine, it's all part of stuff." —Adam Koebel [2019-07-29]
flukeyluke89: Damn, for a second I thought I was first :D
abracadaver23: Man LRRbot I'm going to have to have you start counting if you're gonna play storm
Diabore: thats... a choice knowing we have charmed sleep
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Instant level 3 class next turn?
monkeyrama: wizard class is so strong
HundreydAundre: Great. Now don't get back up Mr. Dragon.
TehAmelie: i'm trying to picture this huge dragon that's using a bow
Trahas: they need 2 creatures
monkeyrama: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
sporkraptor: is their pet Evil Tomey?
Trahas: or removal
MrPipboy3000: Now THIS is pod racing!
RAZRBCK08: if you equip the Goblin you win
Diabore: ^
boredkid07: that's why it takes 3 mana to "equip" gotta make it fit
lamina5432: switch equip
TehAmelie: a bit late for class heheh
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Get the value before killing though
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Why else play mtg than to draw cards?
abracadaver23: RATTLE ME BONES
BusTed: FBtouchdown
monkeyrama: Nicely done!
CaptainSpam: You've defeated AMERICA!
Diabore: if we do that first we dont win though?
UncannyJimjams: heck the world police benginDab
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: oh god, it's 1812 all over again
TehAmelie: Solomon America
sporkraptor: LIBERATED
TehAmelie: sounds like an important guy
notthepenguins: heck yeah go for it
raulghoulia: we often do
SmoreThanAFeelin: LIBERATED!
BusTed: 🇺🇸
monkeyrama: Canadians play football?
aerohydra: tomorrow morning
Diabore: tomorrow at 8am
abracadaver23: cheer100 I am sending this to make sure your drafts are never as bad as mine have been
boredkid07: Please, bring us your health care :(
TheMerricat: Anyone else watch that new Netflix movie, America the Motion Picture?
djalternative: oooohh. the midnight hunk preview is starting!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh no, we were the ones getting liberated!
DiscordianTokkan: Football = Soccer
Juliamon: Canadians play *actual* football
Wiliart: You did also got them at some athletics.
Foxmar320: Wait G is not all of Canada?
DiscordianTokkan: And not Hand Egg
sporkraptor: you're not *all* canadians? hmmm
TehAmelie: is this clear sleeves or sleeves that have Magic card backs?
Diabore: we have a whole league for it
djalternative: That wasn't an autocorrect, Adam. I know what I said
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: OWO midnight hunk?
wulfram77: You even play Rugby Football
geail: Canadian arena football is pretty fun to watch
Harvest25: First game of the CFL season is tonight! Go Blue Bombers
Simonark: Were you not invited to the annual all-Canadian Voltron party? That means NONE of us were all Canadians that time.
monkeyrama: Flumph PogChamp
PaperDoopliss: Always trust a flumph
sporkraptor: let the flumph win! :D
virre_: The final is late tomorrow it was moved after both teams complained, as it was set to a NBC adapted time.
weff47: that Flumph could trigger our wizard class lvl 3
BusTed: Heheheh.
floki4242: what did I just come back to
monkeyrama: LUL
hexy_lexy: LUL IM HOWLING
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
codatski: Ouphe, that was aggressively Canadian
Shadowsoflife: ^
monkeyrama: 30 Rock is a very good show
BusTed: Don't forget the Roughriders and the Rough Riders.
Chillie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Chillie: 42
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f_tan_theta: yo F nbc
NotCainNorAbel: yeah, I can't watch sports in NBC
brainiac4: "aggressively Canadian" is an unexpected prhase
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "I want all 12 of us to fight for every meter on all 3 downs"
Simonark: Go Team Venture
MegaDosX: Trading seems optimistic with that equipment
hexy_lexy: @brainiac4 "aggressively canadian" was my nickname in high school
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nadaar is going to be huge. We need some sort of solution to that.
monkeyrama: wait what
ChrisGMiller: 30 Rock, i was always more of Studio 60 guy
Harvest25: Checked out CBC coverage based on Graham's comments.
virre_: I know the time in CET , 14.00 but not sure in NA times, but very early?
Wonderdoc: Hi G-ham how is the Magics?
aerohydra: 8 am
jocelm: just chump
blip2004: what team would even play on boxing day?
Diabore: triple block?
aerohydra: est, so 5 am pst
jocelm: w8 triple block is nice
floki4242: have you seen Snoop Dogg commenting on dressage
raulghoulia: youtube algorithm randomly gave me superbowl commercial of 30 Rock and nbc singing Brotherhood of Man. It featured no less than 3 sex pests and/or disgraced ex presidents
hexy_lexy: now im just imagining Wiggins screaming "ROCK 30" instead of "MIC 5"
monkeyrama: Wild
NotCainNorAbel: that would be a dream
Harvest25: Yeah it is great. We have been watching some wild stuff.
Sogheim: that sounds amazing, why can't I get that?
sporkraptor: it might be a cockroach XD
MrPipboy3000: Level up wizard and chump nadar until you can dump nadar?
jocelm: go mine and get chump blockers
Harvest25: So good to find sports that inspire my daughters
balfizan: yeah Snoop commenting on weird olympic events is better than most of the Olympics
blip2004: you can also view some of the feeds on amazon prime
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Come on Flumph block
Foxmar320: Yeah NBC's coverage is horrid.
monkeyrama: Priest 👀 Solid common right there
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Pheonix888: Woo 42 Hype! Just enjoying some of your wholesome content. Thanks!
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UncannyJimjams: Hama is putting in a ton of work
PaperDoopliss: Never chumph with the flumph
twistedlock23: @Foxmar320 NBC is pain
monkeyrama: loool
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That sounds like some kind of euphemism
floki4242: thanks I hate it
dcqc79: Will you guys (LRR) make more Commander games based videos when it's possible ? I loved those ! :D
Simonark: He's a grumpf about the flumpf chumpf.
HundreydAundre: votes to rename deck to "Olympic Fire Tossers"
HundreydAundre: Aw, shit! Ye Bee out-tossed!
Galacticcyrus: just do more commander dude Kappa
monkeyrama: deck techs?
Fr0Dough subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Fr0Dough: I will live vicariously through you! I drafted a similar deck today and all three opponents had teleportation circle. Card is good with ETBs
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Chesul: They Pumped the Flumph!
dcqc79: Like the one when James retired champion :P
Wiliart: Nadaar goes into the dungeon and encounters some goblins, how more DnD can it get?
Harvest25: Paper commander is more enjoyable than remote Commander
Chillie: 41? Still good. ^_^
hexy_lexy: @Chesul theyve pumphed
notthepenguins: I'd love to see more of the commander games prerecorded + lightly edited, that last one was super fun
Martin_FcG: I enjoy watching LRR playing paper magic. Doesn't matter the format
codatski: I don't remember the context, but at one point someone referred to LRR as: "Wholesome the fuck" and I have never been able to shake that.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm picturing these 2 mages on a hill with these creatures in front of them, and instead of fighting they both just dash off in opposite directions to dungeon delve with the Planeswalkers standing there confused
HundreydAundre: Yes, Teleportation Circle seems very Doctor Strange vibing.
monkeyrama: Oopsie LUL
Foxmar320: Thats accurate
Simonark: That monk's OCD-based solving of murders is more annoying than charming, get rid of it!
Galacticcyrus: LUL
BusTed: It's ok when you're quoting someone else.
codatski: Oh NO I'm sorry
Chillie: lrrBEEJ
maagipoiss: Hi! I'm from europe!
hexy_lexy: LUL gottem
Fr0Dough: Is graham now a business man
monkeyrama: looool
kumatsu: but did you get Sky Ladied seabatSKYLADY
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
monkeyrama: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
UncannyJimjams: You tried to play footsie with the swearing and you got got
Ba_Dum_Tish: G lacks footsies
Galacticcyrus: meaty tho
monkeyrama: oubliette??
djalternative: I got Rollback Net Coded!
f_tan_theta: got whatever-the-hell-voldo-does'd
HundreydAundre: That's why most common mode triggers destroy only one card type in play.
TehAmelie: 30 Rock poses a problem for my cousin who after a break doesn't want to watch the later seasons without remembering what happened earlier and doesn't like the earlier seasons to rewatch them and refresh her memory. what do?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I guess they wanna get Nadaar asap?
Shadowsoflife: @f_tan_theta Weird things.
BusTed: Nadaarier
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itsr67: we're not gonna talk about meaties, another fighting game term
codatski: Cheer100 Sorry G
Masslost: graham got got like he was wwe staff watching aew while doing a taping
monkeyrama: oh niiiiice, look at all this value
TheWriterAleph: the value!
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think getting the paladin up to 7/7 is valid.
hexy_lexy: dungeoneer? im more a fan of dungeon Far :p
Chesul: I feel like forcing them to tap the pally would be really good, since then they can't tap the pixie.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I've discovered the track "Out of Space" by The Prodigy and I am absolutely obsessed
monkeyrama: Oh man
notabrit: What did I stumble upon?
mrshazboto: Did we confirm if the crew are playing the back 4 blood beta this weekend?
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, so Meaties are like feeties into their meats
TehAmelie: but why "meaties"?
JDMan94: uh, opponent down to 3?
monkeyrama: Fighting game terms are so weird
JDMan94: strange that that decided to take the damage
itsr67: why it's called a meatie is very vague and kinda comes from nowhere
Mr_Horrible: so wait, is it "meatie" or "meetie"?
MegaDosX: Good thing you blocked I guess
BusTed: meaty
monkeyrama: Meaty
beowuuf: @djalternative did it take your brain to another dimension?
Wiliart: ray of frost the monk?
MegaDosX: You can then freeze the monk
djalternative: @djalternative YES
TehAmelie: something about the target "materializing" from being knocked down maybe?
Flyingdelorion: @djalternative Wow and that after 30 years? that's cool. I remember when it came out and bought the cd -single right away. If I look to the right I can see it standing on a shelf!
f_tan_theta: tappers are always so annoying
beowuuf: @djalternative glad you were paying close attention then :p
monkeyrama: Tomb OpieOP
HundreydAundre: Off to work it is. Hopes for well Ggeez.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Tomb, tomb, tomb!
TehAmelie: you time the attack to when they become meat again?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go into the tomb; they're dead to our next venture.
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
ArcOfTheConclave: 2 v 11
Chesul: next turn, double venture into the tomb for the win.
monkeyrama: We have to make sure we don't die to it, too LUL
Galacticcyrus: casually take eleven
MegaDosX: Don't go to 1 or you die
Mr_Horrible: don't take 11 or tomb will kill you
Galacticcyrus: dont take eleven tho
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The_Battle_Of_Hastings: You can do it!
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monkeyrama: You can't take 11
Chesul: but they die on the first trigger!
Chesul: since they'll have lost 1 life.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Map first.
Mr_Horrible: map first, yeah
Chesul: *2 life.
monkeyrama: Niiiiiice
Galacticcyrus: graham, about to win "oh theyre gonna draw a card!"
CaptainSpam: Nice!
MrPipboy3000: Nice
monkeyrama: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Fr0Dough: Tight plays
SmoreThanAFeelin: nice!
BusTed: Nice find.
TheWriterAleph: buhbam
JDMan94: Sick
dcqc79: Great work Graham ! :D
TheMerricat: never didn't have it
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap seabatClap
Fanklok: Annihilated!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
monkeyrama: Goodaye
Mr_Horrible: like a real dungeon, full of possible pitfalls LUL
TehAmelie: tomb of annihilation lives up to its name
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DiscordianTokkan: "Funko, is that YOU?"
UncannyJimjams: thickGALAXY thickGALAXY thickGALAXY
MegaDosX: Terrible Australian accents, keep it up
Chillie: this format has a lot of things involved lrrSPOOP
Martin_FcG: As an Australian, im hear for this content.
Martin_FcG: here*
monkeyrama: Only one Kappa
Chesul: "my Cleric is better than you!"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: There are so many that they've exhausted most permutations of the Tricolor with r/w/b
TehAmelie: "these colors don't run", to quote John C Rielly in Talladega Nights
monkeyrama: oh, the green and yellow
korvys: NZ has the sweet Black/White/Silver tech
LinearGif: Gold is just fancy yellow
MaelstronSolenor: blue and yellow for brazil in general
MaelstronSolenor: green and yellow is a secondary
LinearGif: Alternatively yellow is diet gold
Plasterboard: The most maddening thing with the Team USA track & field uniforms is they _all_ look different.
Flyingdelorion: @TehAmelie and great track by Iron Maiden
LinearGif: The Netherlands do love their orange
Marcanius: Even our flags get a little orange flag on top of them!
Athelgar: all the various AtLA embellishments are quite awesome
Harvest25: Tulip orange?
virre_: For some reason Brazil use yellow and blue a lot and as a Swede its a challenge. Also have you seen the neon of Swedens Uniqlo uniform this Olympics
Juliamon: (cue every Dutch person in chat yelling about how important orange is to NL)
UncannyJimjams: There's a lot to be said for the high vis uniforms
fiftymcnasty: Orange is an important color to the Dutch
Wiliart: It's the colour of the royal family.
PendrellVale: orange is in the national anthem as well
korvys: I guess if Canada was Red/White, you might think they were poland or Indonesia
Japolai: Australian flag is red, white, blue, but at the Olympics its green and gold
Flyingdelorion: I am from the Netherlands and I feel a little attacked...
DiscordianTokkan: Loved Orange so hard that they almost entirely bred non-orange carrots out of existence
LinearGif: William of Orange, something like that
TehAmelie: well the line in the movie is funny cause he's talking about the colors of the American flag being superior to the colors of the French flag
Wonderdoc: A man called William of Orange is kind of a big deal for the dutch
monkeyrama: that's a spooky board
Juliamon: Like, I feel yall, orange is a *great* color
Juliamon: you don't have to justify it!
LinearGif: The funny thing is I'm a fan of the Dutch and their language, but orange is my least favorite color
Plasterboard: Kinda partial to green myself
monkeyrama: lands please
MegaDosX: Someone call James
TehAmelie: orange is statistically everyone's least favorite color
Galacticcyrus: arena giveth, arena taketh
monkeyrama: Jaaames
Plasterboard: QUICK! Summon the JAMES!
Chillie: Is James out of town?
Flyingdelorion: Fun fact: Our Dutch flag also used to be orange, white, blue!
LadyLockwood92: Hi folks ^^
frnknstn: In the Netherlands they dye all the fountains orange for big sports events
TheWriterAleph: nah they seem fine on lands
Shadowsoflife: @Flyingdelorion neat
TheMerricat: If you torch a secret door can it attack?
NovaTiempo: oh no
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
MegaDosX: Deck pls
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back Adam ^^
Fr0Dough: I feel I have cursed you
Harvest25: Is James eating jlrrIcream ?
electra310: Ummm
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crazyburrito7: 26 months? That's almost another amount of months!
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Juliamon: np, you got there eventually!
Chillie: Probably asleep? ResidentSleeper
Wiliart: Did James feel a disturbance in the draws?
monkeyrama: It's so good LUL
DiscordianTokkan: It's SO good
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The curse has evolved, James now attracts all land to him depriving it from others
Galacticcyrus: oof LUL
monkeyrama: oh nooooooooooo
MegaDosX: I think you might be dead
LadyLockwood92: Oh dea
TheMerricat: scoop
Sogheim: she speaks!
mulligan2six: seabatYIKES
Galacticcyrus: very fair game imo
LadyLockwood92: Oh dear.
Rebbers: Maybe this is the signal that James is in danger somewhere?
Chillie: ING SHUFFLER
The_Battle_Of_Hastings: lrrSCOOP
TheOtterWhoLies: I think the "oops" message would have been good here
MegaDosX: Graham may I suggest shuffling your deck better next time?
raulghoulia: both teams played hard
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !quote shuffler
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Featherweight_: Did they make the hound a tiny jade?
DiscordianTokkan: So. Yeah, the James Houndmaster is extremely good
bullseye3265: afternoon all!
RegulusPratus: Run Ad O'Clock?
mulligan2six: Just draw more lands! EZ
monkeyrama: The houndmaster was renamed to James and Jade, tho
korvys: Played hard, or hardly played?
Wiliart: May I suggest a break followed by a draft?
mrshazboto: Are any of the crew playing the B4B demo this weekend?
monkeyrama: Oh yeah, Graham!
DiscordianTokkan: OH YEAH
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Dromos_GHG: Enjoying the Crack-a-Packs on YouTube.
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mrshazboto: beta*
Galacticcyrus: its agatha Pog
TehAmelie: looks familiar
TheWriterAleph: LUL
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
CaptainSpam: what
monkeyrama: Warranted
BusTed: pennyCuss
hexy_lexy: ITS AGATHA FISTY
Flyingdelorion: Agatha Fistie!
Chillie: OMG
Chesul: Agatha?!?
MegaDosX: Excuse?
monkeyrama: completely warranted LUL
mrshazboto: That's....REAL CLOSE
Voidhawk42: I saw a review lately that said "Cyberpunk 2077: sequel to Fallout 2076"
floki4242: how
deinonychus24: They owe you royalties
Mr_Horrible: they *gotta*
Rebbers subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
Rebbers: We're yeeeeeearrrrrrr!
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That's almost too close to be a coincidence
djalternative: Stip draft time???
Chesul: that's absolutely Agatha.
hexy_lexy: thats 100% Agatha
Mr_Horrible: with the shoulderpad? It's *gotta* be an homage
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Have fun folks, glad I could watch what I could live
floki4242: well we know what happened after she punched everything in the Wasteland
monkeyrama: That... just made me realize I never finished watching Fisty. I should do that
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Flyingdelorion: Time for Crack-a-Pack Dragon's Maze with, wait a minute, I know that guy......
CastleOtranto: Chat: has anyone written a parody of Elanor Rigby as Agatha Fisty yet? Because if not, I have work to do.
TehAmelie: where it gets really wild is, if they paid G royalties would he have to pay it forward to whoever it was who named Agatha Fisty in that Bloodborne stream?
LoadingReadyRun: @CastleOtranto omg
Galacticcyrus: t
hexy_lexy: @CastleOtranto PLEASE DO IT
TehAmelie: hay
vigilanteheatengineer: I did one verse for the YT comments couldt come up with more
BusTed: @TehAmelie That was me!
monkeyrama: oh my gooooood
TehAmelie: wow!
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MrTheWalrus: First LLRMTG in my new house, yay!
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MegaDosX: For now, at least
monkeyrama: Wrestling 👀
djalternative: so, are we plain drafting or stip drafting?
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vigilanteheatengineer: Agatha Fisty - punches a man with a bomb by the door who is it for?
Flyingdelorion: Also thanx @djalternative for giving me an idea for my car ride music tomorrow: The Fat of The Land it is!
vigilanteheatengineer: All the super mutants, where do they all come from?
monkeyrama: That would be wiiiiiiild
floki4242: I heard they got in trouble for doing something with a pizza cutter
Pinwiz11: I have tickets to all the Chicago AEW shows... I'm going to be sooooo tired
Diabore: malakai black
JDMan94: yeah, at this point, AEW seems like the only way to go
monkeyrama: they did?
vigilanteheatengineer: All the super mutants, where do the all belong?
notthepenguins: still cant believe they dropped Bray Wyatt
MegaDosX: They didn't, that was one guy
vigilanteheatengineer: That’s all I got
EOstby: I definitely suggest checking out the Labours of Jericho.
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Alphonse the Scoundrel in Smash, you cowards!
Pinwiz11: But we ended up with that PBR ad so it's all good
KingJimmeh: I love the conspiracy theory around the Dominos/WWE thing
BusTed: Wow.
monkeyrama: oh my god, WWE
MegaDosX: Yeah
Diabore: ya, they released wyatt
monkeyrama: Oh yeah, the Fiend is gone 😬
ArdCollider: yeah, released him and sold his gear at the Chicago match the same night
Klandox: And Ric Flair got released
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We interrupt this LRRMtG for Sidewalk Slam.
Senshi5609: Cost cutting aparently
notthepenguins: holy what @ArdCollider
monkeyrama: of course LUL
greg1756: Ric Flair and Wyatt are away, Adam Cole looking like he's to follow too
hexy_lexy: wow WWE sounds like a mess
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun we getting goofy with the draft?
ArdCollider: @notthepenguins hand to God I saw a pic on Twitter from someone who was at the Chicago match.
greg1756: @hexy_lexy yuuuuup
korvys: And there was something happening with Adam Cole's contract as well?
Ivannorr: Wyatt was the only thing that I considered getting back in for
Rebbers: Twitch is telling me that I can get sub discount because you guys are local to me! I'm from the UK :)
Diabore: he was #1 in merch for like a year straight
MegaDosX: The bright spots of WWE are pretty damn bright, but a lot of it is just eh
Masslost: graham guess who else might be coming to aew ... Ruby Riott
TheMerricat: "It was earlier this week where Vince was part of an earnings call with investors and was asked about AEW. Were they competition? What did Vince think about all the talent heading to the promotion that used to work with WWE? Multiple media outlets, including Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful report that Vince's response was that AEW is not competition for WWE and Vince was quoted as saying, "I’m not sure where their investments are. When it comes to their talent, perhaps we could give them some more."
monkeyrama: I have heard Adam Cole is possibly leaving as well?
virre_: I am so happy I stopped giving WWE money years ago (or giving anything wrestling that is not podcasts money)
EOstby: It sounds like he might be trying to get money of WWE's books so that maybe possibly (doubtfully, but you never know) they can sell themselves to somebody else.
notthepenguins: @notthepenguins that is just such peak WWE tbh
greg1756: @korvys aye word is that he's refused to sign on passed Summerslam
Klandox: summerslam might be cool
hexy_lexy: @greg1756 glad all my experience (aside from SWS) is with New Japan
MegaDosX: I mean, Zayn vs Nakamura's a hell of a bar to clear
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun oh right, apparently wwe didnt know adam cole's contract was up this month
KingJimmeh: Did either of you see the intros for the 10 man tag last week on Dynamite?
greg1756: @hexy_lexy yeah there's loads of great alternate WWE promotions to watch
greg1756: @KingJimmeh Yeah budddyyy!
Senshi5609: ive dropped wwe after what happened with the company going after personal twitch streams
Shadowsoflife: I want to get into the AWE stuff.
monkeyrama: Spoilers NotLikeThis
Countjondi: Drzzt is stupid
Pinwiz11: I can't wait for the Chicago AEW shows, but I've also bought new masks to protect myself
korvys: Yeah, reading about Adam Cole now - his contract expired, and he re-signed a short term deal *without a non-compete*, which is... *eyes emoji*
hexy_lexy: @greg1756 a buddy showed me a promo that Hiromu did and it made my weeb heart flutter
RegulusPratus: Time to be a Twink
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MegaDosX: Owlbear all ay
MegaDosX: day*
Chillie: Doesn't look like a building at all.
Countjondi: Bear>Torch
Fanklok: Adam's favorite character Dr'izzt
Countjondi: outlander
Countjondi: this draft is getting one hell of a start
Diabore: hes now "matt on the floor" according to upupdowndown
BusTed: Nice.
greg1756: @hexy_lexy LOL there's an all female japanese promotion who have Superhero gimmicks and another wrestler who has a gimmick that she's a reborn period frenchwoman
MegaDosX: Says a lot for Breeze's ability
f_tan_theta: what does it mean to "put the match together"
EOstby: Breeze is just a delightful guy.
TheMerricat: @greg1756 O.O
korvys: You know something - I'd love to hear more about how wrestler put matches together.
frozenphoenix7: @f_tan_theta Plan out spots, pacing, etc.
Shadowsoflife: @greg1756 That's a thing
hexy_lexy: @greg1756 man, wrestling is WILD
RegulusPratus: Ranger Tribal time
KingJimmeh: These first 2 weeks of AEW Rampage should be interesting.
greg1756: @Shadowsoflife it absolutely is hahaha
MegaDosX: Put some armour on that Drow
virre_: I am considering starting watching Stardom and/or possibly DDT
xantos69: So...that's like...the script?
Pinwiz11: @virre_ DDT/TJPW is so good
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Diabore: and then triple h grabs the shovel
MegaDosX: @xantos69 Sort of? It's not always scripted, it's more like "here's the finish, here's the big spots we want to do, let's make up the rest"
greg1756: @TheMerricat @hexy_lexy hahaha it's so good though. It's Maki Itoh's home company
ArdCollider: there is a Sidewalk Slam where everyone explains Maki Itoh to Beej and it is monumental.
Shadowsoflife: @greg1756 wrestling is weird and awesome.
f_tan_theta: cool, thanks for explaining
frozenphoenix7: @xantos69 Yes and no. Like, someone else will have who wins, and any other big angles/spots that need to be involved, but like everything inbetween will be up to the wrestlers themselves mostly.
KingJimmeh: Apparently Zayn/Nakamura was entirely called in the ring
Fanklok: Wait wait wait, are you telling me wrestling is staged!?
Senshi5609: CM Punk v Cena at Money in the Bank didnt have a complete lay out only the big spots
frozenphoenix7: (Someone else being the people who are in charge obviously)
Countjondi: So it's basically a Dance Director
monkeyrama: That's nuts @KingJimmeh
morbis237: aaaand now I can't unsee wrestlers as bards and I'm here for it
MegaDosX: Yeah some wrestlers can literally just talk to each other about the finish and that's it
TheMerricat: Everytime I hear LRRFolk and community talk about pro wrestling, I feel like the story writers are veterns from writing 80
KingOfDoma: Wrestling is as real as a play in a theater
hexy_lexy: @greg1756 oh, dont worry, i was 100% sold
greg1756: @ArdCollider haha! I need to rewatch that one, it's a blast lol.
TehAmelie: The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke is fairly accurate huh
TheMerricat: 80's kid cartoons like GI JOE. :D
MegaDosX: It's also why wrestlers always had long hair back in the day, because long hair masks them talking
EOstby: Which is a large part of why wrestling fans recommend Zayn/Nak as "This is why wrestling is great."
frozenphoenix7: It's a real wrestler style thing too. Lots of wrestlers work out the stuff ahead of time, lots of wrestlers prefer to just call stuff on the fly.
Wonderdoc: My wrestling knowledge extends to the LRR slams and the names Rey Mysterio&Batista so this is very educational
floki4242: thieves tools has been putting in work in my poison counter deck
korvys: @Senshi5609 Funny you should say that - I saw them live a month or so before that show, and they did the AA/Flip out spot, which was cool
lamina5432: plummet
Chillie: Have we ever mentioned Glow? Did you see any parts of it?
Masslost: one reason i love watching aew is Eddie Kingston the man cuts promos with zero cares and are very good and funny
theambivalentagender: It's a soap opera, with brusing
Vyous: As real as "Spiderman: Turn off the dark" Kappa
Ragnarakk: mornin Grahadam. how goes the dungeons and or dragoning?
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun you two got me into wrestling and i can not thank you enough for that, honestly
frnknstn: I was hugely surprised when I read the Forrest Gump novel there was a multi-chaper wrestling plotline
TehAmelie: much like The Good Place simulations, the pain is real
theclawmasheen: So it's rhythmic gymnastics?
monkeyrama: The first season was the best season, tbh
dougma: with actors who regularly get concussions and no company provided health care
strahdvondread: i can't bring myself to finish glow since i know it was cancelled
KingOfDoma: Agreed! That wasn't a dig. It may be off a script, but you'll still feel things, dangit!
Ragnarakk: good timing then!
LadyLockwood92: I think I have a problem...I can't stop putting Commander decks together TT^TT
maddoraptor: !uptime
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ArdCollider: my house has adopted the Batista "gimme what I want! gimme what I want!" for all manner of work trifles
ArdCollider: it's cathartic
Trahas: she is splashable if you get an evolving
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Shadowsoflife: Anyone remember WMC masters?
MegaDosX: Or just flicker Drizzt and legendary rule
monkeyrama: GLOW season one was great, season two was pretty good, s3 was... not
virre_: I feel like my taste in Wrestling is heavily effected by watching The New Generation but then wrestling beeing off TV before the Attitude Era so I missed all of that and hardly seen nothing untill recently
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh that's how her normal art looks, I've only ever seen her alt art
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And we already have a Moon-Blessed Cleric to go get it.
Ragnarakk: "i dont like the herbalist" next pack -> "take me dammit"
monkeyrama: Teleportation Circle is a h o u s e
RAZRBCK08: Circle is so fun
kumatsu: Innistrad preview coming out the gate swinging
MegaDosX: Teleportation Circle is outstanding in limited from my experience
Ragnarakk: moonblazed 420?
TheMerricat: !card teleportation circle
LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
korvys: Need to get some minimus containment to take advantage of that
Chillie: monkeyrama does it look like they'll get a 4th?
Diabore: troubador
frnknstn: wait Innistrad spoilers are starting already?
Countjondi: wandering troubador
theambivalentagender: Troubadour
Masslost: also aew is getting a Friday night show btw
cisco236: spoils is amazing
Ragnarakk: troubly doubly
theclawmasheen: trowbowdow
cisco236: troubadour is overrated
greg1756: @frnknstn I've seen a couple yeah
monkeyrama: @Chillie It was unfortunately cancelled, so... no NotLikeThis
Pinwiz11: I forgot about Zayn/Nakamura as an entry vector, I've been using Tyler Bate vs Pete Dunne for the same thing
Diabore: works with circle
Frankenkeen: Hi Graham and Adam, speaking of wrestling: any chance we'll be treated to an Autumnal Rumble this year?
maddoraptor: love a gardevoir
MegaDosX: Priest plus Circle :O
electra310: Troubadour is adorable
Sogheim: no, we don't jinx it, the deck is medium, medium gets most wins
ArdCollider: when Wandering Troubadour playmat.
KaleidoscopeMind: troubadorable?
weff47: moon blessed cleric was a great early pick to get the circle
ArdCollider: I don't even play paper and I need that playmat so badly.
electra310: Some of my favorite magic art
strahdvondread: trooboodoo
Diabore: i would love for wwe to release a good game to autumnal rumble with
Fanklok: Oh man this MID blue rare that got spoiled is fucking great
shendaras: I do look forward to when you're able to all be together again.
monkeyrama: Everyone being double vaxxed means there's more of a chance to do it safely, at least
hexy_lexy: yeah, autumnal rumble NEEDS to be in person imo
JarofGoats: A pod where everyone isn't forcing Rakdos??? Lots of red
Countjondi: I just discovered Autumnal rumble like a few months ago and binged through them, they were fantastic
Rebbers: Any clues on what the fnpf is tomorrow?
Frankenkeen: Awesome! I'll be crossing my fingers. The rumbles are some of my favorite streams ya'll have done :)
monkeyrama: You like dehgs?
hexy_lexy: also, chat! im sending all of you large hugs so long as you consent
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun new rare, champion of the parished, its champion of the parish for 1 black and zombies give counters
Chillie: ty hexy_lexy
RAZRBCK08: potion with circle is good
Diabore: nelly?
TehAmelie: it's like hugs by a ghost
wulfram77: Healing + Circle?
monkeyrama: Good crew
LadyLockwood92: Ty hexy_lexy, hugs are appreciated
theclawmasheen: Healing Circle
kumatsu: Hopefully Ben's recovered tomorrow, sounds like dose 2 is hitting him hard
vigilanteheatengineer: I like the choose a weapon
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vigilanteheatengineer: Very versitile
monkeyrama: Spicy
Rebbers: Cool thanks! Any plans for AFR precon commander in the future?
theambivalentagender: I opened an Adult Gold Dragon and just got passed an AGD in pack 2, I think this is going well
Countjondi: i don't know find the path gettting you to your 5's on turn 4 seems dope
PBlackcoat: just watched the MTG stream
strahdvondread: trooboodoo!
djalternative: the midnight hunt lands are dope
PBlackcoat: the basics look like something I'm gonna spend too much money one
codatski: Circle bouncing priest to untap roper is hilarious and gross
Fozzy1203: full art Black and white Innistrad lands looking very pretty
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djalternative: basic spoils https://i.imgur.com/0AI1W1m.jpeg
EvilBadman: The Magic reveals hype will continue until morale improves
xantos69: You hear something kills anything in the format that isn't a mythic. Also its a pump spell sometimes.
JarofGoats: Another watch?
JDMan94: oh my god those full art lands
goldreaver: spoil is so strong
JDMan94: those are SO GOOD
monkeyrama: The new lands are so pretty BibleThump
Masslost: new Innistrad basic lands are amazing as hell
Diabore: oh my god, they made fucking wrenn and seven LUL
Chillie: Gorgeous
zenican82: How about those full art B/w lands?
hexy_lexy: dont @ me or my big honker ever again Kappa
JDMan94: i'd LOVE to have a break from spoilers tho
goldreaver: WTF HOW
goldreaver: how is that a pick 4
MegaDosX: That is the sound of inevitability
EvilBadman: Whoever we kept passing black to is now sad, lol
PBlackcoat: @zenican82 I'm gonna spend so much money getting a set of them
cisco236: yeah i had that a couple of times ppl dont know how messed up this is
electra310: Skelliiiiees
xantos69: Yea the players on your right 3 spaces are just not correct. I would splash that enchantment if I was in red blue.
DeM0nFiRe: Adam technically just advised you to draft himself rpgThinking
zenican82: @PBlackcoat They look so sick!
goldreaver: if you are splashing it is better to just have one black card
JarofGoats: There was that goblin too, this is a weiiiird draft pod
cisco236: you have venture ?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pit trap makes treasure half the time.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i have to say, they made wrenn and six better, its now wrenn and seven (im not kidding)
shendaras: Is this Bo1?
goldreaver: plummet out?
Countjondi: It gets you to 5 a turn early, that's a huge spike for your deck
MegaDosX: I like a single copy of Plummet for all of the dragons and Planar Allies and such
monkeyrama: Swarming is 1000% worth a splash
GredGredmansson: Hello Magic fellows
GredGredmansson: just came in from the Weekly Stream
Countjondi: Circle of the moon druid is also a cut
theaguajardo: troll is really good with drizzt
goldreaver: unless you are me. swarming can win the game by itself. I played it three time on turn 5 and the first too times it was destroyed. The third time I lost on turn 6
monkeyrama: This looks good
monkeyrama: I really don't like troll, tbh
Joalni: How about the other BG card for splash?
TehAmelie: "almost all my creatures have skeletons so well"
TimIAm: What was the name of Adam's circle of the oon druid character in D&D
DiZzY2k: 3 swamps is a bit too many. 1-2 would be enough Id say
LadyLockwood92: I made a custom commander purely off the back of Skeletal Swarming and I cannot for the life of me get it to go off.
savorycookie: Dear Graham, the current MTGO cube has a lands archetype and I won a game today by making 20+ bear tokens with Ayula's Influence. classic Bear Force One situation
MegaDosX: We have the perfect Abzan, opponent, you must concede
djalternative: We equipped the book for the College Cup
EvilBadman: Book's got many pages for our Paladins and Bards
adi_pie: Is a library a pet day care for a book like that?
theaguajardo: have either of yall been watching aew since fans have come back?
monkeyrama: We're big Phans
Fanklok: @EvilBadman Don't be ridiculous. Paladins can't read
goldreaver: 100% dead
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Ah xylobones
KingOfDoma: I made a Hama Pashar list and called it "enthusiast cave diver"
goldreaver: Getting a bit flooded but bard lizard is doing solid work
monkeyrama: Spelunky, what a game
adi_pie: Yeah, it was great
monkeyrama: Sounds very Adam LUL
BusTed: That tracks.
adi_pie: I would never get mad at you, it was hilarious
djalternative: No, we call it Spelunky 2
EvilBadman: Spelunk 2 is all right also
Chillie: Does Adam know about Noita?
MegaDosX: Flickering big boi seems hilarious
monkeyrama: Bounce the big idiot PogChamp
marxmarksman: Wow, you don't call it Moon Base cleric?
Derthon: oof, that new innistrad black removal looks good
korvys: Choo choo, here comes the value train
marxmarksman: Isn't your space called The Moon Base?
MegaDosX: Even if flickering the priest is probably better
Featherweight_: Spelunky soon for switch,
satyropodobny: the Kronkening
goldreaver: You win when hit 40 life no?
objectivefailure: That's a big boy
JarofGoats: Dummy thicc thicc dummy
garion99: Felidar soverign
monkeyrama: There are a few that are basically that
EvilBadman: Felidar Sovereign
monkeyrama: Bless you
wulfram77: Felidar something
Fanklok: FElidar Sovereign
goldreaver: 50 for artifact thingie
Senshi5609: bless thee
MegaDosX: !card felidar sovereign
LRRbot: Felidar Sovereign [4WW] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/6] | Vigilance, lifelink / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.
Sampy104: My sovereign?
BlindRift98: test of endurance or is that 50?
josh___something: Nice dab
Ictanike: @goldreaver You don't win, you get dropped into a commander game with your draft deck.
monkeyrama: Oh wait, this is top of the library NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Circle first
4dSwissCheese: Blink moon-blessed to get swarming
GredGredmansson: skeleton man?
korvys: Circle
RAZRBCK08: circle
Countjondi: circle can get swarming
MegaDosX: Then you can flicker the Moon-Blessed to find the Swarming
korvys: Cause then you can blink the cleric again
goldreaver: !card Aetherflux Reservoir
LRRbot: Aetherflux Reservoir [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. / Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target.
xantos69: Swarming just ends games
marxmarksman: Teleportation circle to get the swarming next turn with Moon Base Cleric?
monkeyrama: Probably swarming, ngl
Sampy104: @Ictanike So it's like moving up a league in English football?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Circle, then you can flicker the cleric to get swarming.
lamina5432: hard decisions
JarofGoats: Circle, flicker cleric, grab swarming
theclawmasheen: Circle gets you swarming
Lupus2253: Circle first, get swarming after?
goldreaver: that bard is flood protection
monkeyrama: PogChamp
GredGredmansson: you FOOLS
MegaDosX: All according to keikaku
GredGredmansson: then we can still get value from bard
JarofGoats: Somehow I wouldn't trust flood insurance a bard sold me...
Fanklok: (translator's note keikaku means keikaku)
Crimall: YAAAAAAY Adam's back!!!!!
hammith: All according to cake
goldreaver: YOU FOOL
cisco236: its weiered that there are 2 seasons of ranked this month
goldreaver: I'd concede ngl
MegaDosX: Only issue flickering the Cleric is this puts you another turn away from a land drop
Sampy104: Smash cut to a bleached white Skeletal Swarming
MegaDosX: Land drop ventures
MegaDosX: It's a minor issue tbh
f_tan_theta: ventures are nice, bombs are bombs
hammith: Skeletal Swarming may be my favorite card in AFR limited
GredGredmansson: AGGGH
JarofGoats: 'Surely they don't have a THIRD bomb enchantment'
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Chillie: @MegaDosX Title of my mass effect 1 standalone driving game?...
monkeyrama: You get one regardless, which is nuts
Fanklok: !card skeletal swarming
LRRbot: Skeletal Swarming [3BG] | Enchantment | Each Skeleton you control has trample, attacks each combat if able, and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other Skeletons you control. / At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 1/1 black Skeleton creature token. If a creature died this turn, create two of those tokens instead.
BloodnBullets: cleric has done its work too
Sampy104: Remember everyone: the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than one
TotallyNotaBeholder: !card +2 mace
LRRbot: +2 Mace [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Equip {3}
Shadowsoflife: @MegaDosX With the same controls?
hexy_lexy: "Skeletal Swarming" was my nickname in high school :p
marxmarksman: Can flicker spike trap so you can hear the yell again.
Anubis169: Greetings everybody lrrAWESOME
Fanklok: explain
monkeyrama: Pee quick
GredGredmansson: !card teleportation circle
LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
monkeyrama: Ook Ook
Anubis169: lrrGARBO RUN LIKE THE WIND!!
goldreaver: GO CHAIR YOU CAN DO THIS
MegaDosX: Ook ook give banan
EOstby: Adam, take the wheel!
happypanda109: hello friends
Ba_Dum_Tish: ook
Durdenstein: What's up indeed
Crimall: sup adam!
monkeyrama: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
codatski: ook ook
Wiliart: Ook ook
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
BrassHeron: ook
hexy_lexy: OOK OOK GIV BANAN
Dragonality: ook
Drathak: Assume direct control adam
baskwalla: Hi Adam, welcome back
zenican82: Hey Adam!
Knife_Crow: ook ook
Chillie: *EXCITED MONKEY NOISES*
KayOfAvalon: We're not gorillas we're jackals :(
Sampy104: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Kramburger: BE FUNNY FUNNY MAN
wulfram77: *Beats chest"
floki4242: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Anubis169: Hihi Adam <3
mulligan2six: Ook ook
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ook
PBlackcoat: how's your vacation going, Adams?
Johnlocke1632: i am monke
hammith: Adam. How did you like Returnal's ending?
josh___something: ook
hurricanealpaca: Hi Adam! Glad you're back! wheelerMonkey
Rustpile: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerY
cisco236: lrrADAM
monkeyrama: oh dear
LibraryWitchKei: Wait how does a spikepit trap kill a dragon anyway
twistedlock23: unga bunga
zenican82: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Fanklok: Hack the local app data and take over
Anubis169: You were just funny, deal with it
GredGredmansson: very carefully
OldManJohnsonMB: Its a nice time to get timed out
goldreaver: bad equip ngl
cisco236: lrrAWESOME
MegaDosX: @LibraryWitchKei When it's secretly a SAM site
Ictanike: @LibraryWitchKei With the spikes.
Durdenstein: You throw the trap at the dragon... duh.
OldManJohnsonMB: of the match, that is
monkeyrama: What /would/ you do here, Adam
happypanda109: we drafting?
TheWriterAleph: @LibraryWitchKei spring-loaded
OldManJohnsonMB: not chat
strahdvondread: oooo chair stream
Drathak: xomNODDERS xomNODDERS
Kramburger: Can we get Paul to remote desktop in?
zenican82: That sure is a Wandering Troubadour
sporkraptor: HI!
RegulusPratus: Pit Trap the Dragon?
Rustpile: Hey Adam you should attack
satyropodobny: remote desktop go
josh___something: PogChamp
sporkraptor: sorry capslock
hexy_lexy: "i dont know how to be funny" Adam lied
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeChair
KayOfAvalon: Didja see the spoilers, Adam?
LibraryWitchKei: I love the variety of ideas
monkeyrama: Curling PogChamp
KayOfAvalon: Some spicy meatballs in there.
hammith: Trying. To move. Mouse. With mind.
marshacado: wait what happened to g
KingOfDoma: Shooting.
JDMan94: Archery, free
GredGredmansson: @KayOfAvalon probably not, they were streaming
wulfram77: I'll be a Cox
ArdCollider: yeah, it was 50M
monkeyrama: Oh....
shendaras: "just a bronze"
monkeyrama: lol
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
JDMan94: oh that too
pyro_asc: basketball lol
virre_: Adam who wins in Wrestling between an Alien and a Dentist?
RakdosDragon88: taekwando
AdamYMHMI: "Just" a bronze :P
monkeyrama: So no Curling then LUL
floki4242: windmill slam shooting
Vyous: Shooting?
korvys: shooting, maybe?
hurricanealpaca: Water Polo here I come
geail: Skeleton
Rustpile: Yeah I did see twitter, your swimmy photo was 10/10
mysticsage1: trampoline?
PBlackcoat: skeleton luge
frozenphoenix7: "Just" a bronze
Crimall: Soccer as water boy
kumatsu: can I pick getting Adam to blow air out his nose?
monkeyrama: They're the best
Anubis169: Welcome back!
heyalexdaily: Curling. I can do curling.
twistedlock23: as an american, i would use guns
GredGredmansson: graham is speed lrrFINE
KayOfAvalon: Time for a... SPIKE TRAP
EOstby: I would go for USA Curling, tbh.
wulfram77: Be the guy who shouts at the rowers
DeM0nFiRe: Spend the 4 years convincing them to add a sport that you made up and only you know about, get free gold, easy 50m
hexy_lexy: lrrFINE
aeonoris: The obvious answer is to not even qualify D:
Fanklok: Only 1 tiem out used
xantos69: Honestly I would just dust of my fencing skills and quit my day job. 50 mil is worth the work.
Drathak: They wouldn't LET you on the american basketball team bro
RegulusPratus: I pick an obscure-ish track and field thing, and rely on my naturally powerful quads
MoxCubitZirconium: Statistician
frozenphoenix7: I wouldn't even get Bronze for Benchwarming
BusTed: 😤
satyropodobny: the easy answer is curling, the dad sport of the future
zenican82: It's Graham! Welcome Back!!
TehAmelie: i'd go for solo synchronized swimming. no one has done it since 1900, i'll get the gold by default
Plasterboard: Can we move to Russia and or China in this hypothetical?
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Anubis169: I would love to try fencing
MegaDosX: Troubadour plus land is hilarious here
KayOfAvalon: I used to fence.
JarofGoats: What happens if we don't manage at least a bronze?
monkeyrama: Easier said then done LUL
GredGredmansson: do we try to mad mage this time?
djalternative: you absolutely don't have to get citezenship to compete for a country
Drathak: Not even close
KingOfDoma: I still say shooting
OldManJohnsonMB: Get good enough to be the worst player on a third-place olympic team
AdamYMHMI: @JarofGoats Then you spent four years training for the olympics and get nothing.
Anubis169: At the olympics, with just 4 years of training... you wouldn't even get a hand on the ball
raulghoulia: "just"
f_tan_theta: I mean, do you get olympic level coaching and facilities? Can I just hang out for four years with the US Ski Team and then come in last?
Darleysam: not that I think I'd be good at it, but some kind of shooting is probably my best bet solo
PabstBlueFalcon: Do you NEED to get those minimums to actually get a medal?
murphyskick: I'd go for curling
xantos69: Adam...you are like 6'13" of course you would pick basketball.
GredGredmansson: I thought you had to commit to a country for life, but that's the World Cup
Plasterboard: Agreed @KingOfDoma
pyro_asc: 4 rebounds would be tough
JDMan94: I mean, even if you dont get the medal and money, just going to the Olympics itself as a competitor sounds fun
Diabore: @JarofGoats "you competed in the olympics" is a pretty big flex regardless imo
MegaDosX: Tomb tho
BloodnBullets: be the cocswain for a rowing team.
GredGredmansson: I vote for mad mage
smirsmirnov: Is MTG related to Dungeons & Dragons?
RegulusPratus: I have some weird genetics vis a vis jumping, so probably that?
MoxCubitZirconium: Isn't there Shuffleboard? I mean Curling's there...
Ictanike: I think annihilation might be decent here?
Quickfire809: skeletons from mad mage
Derthon: vote for mad mage
monkeyrama: MAd mage's final room is so good
Ictanike: feels like you're far enough ahead.
EOstby: Mad Mage, go for extra skelly bois?
satyropodobny: mad mage makes skellies
geail: Curling is fun
Shadowsoflife: @smirsmirnov Same company makes them
korvys: Into a ball?
marxmarksman: I like how Wandering Troubadour doesn't care about sequencing. What a bro.
SAJewers: have you curled adam?
baskwalla: It's super tough
KidAmn: bro, do you even curl?
monkeyrama: It sounds easier than professional basketball though LUL
MoxCubitZirconium: Oh not doubting the difficulty of Curling
theclawmasheen: The Oub would let you sac creatures to make more skelemans
ZombieHendrix: speed walking?
Monktacular: Curling is fun but hard to be good at
Derthon: oh yeah, mad mage makes more skeletons
Chillie: @smirsmirnov WotC make both. So this is a set with D&D as a theme.
Athelgar: fun, but Hurry Hard
mulligan2six: Thank you Adam!! It's not a joke sport people!
RegulusPratus: If I have four years to prepare, can I spend that time lobbying for a silly exhibition sport?
greg1756: Curlings easy - but I'm Scottish so it's in our DNA lol
GredGredmansson: mad mage DOES make skeletons!
Anubis169: Never done curling, but I've done Lawn Bowls which is similar in concept. Shit's difficult!
Schatten88: curling is hard. but fun if you have a good group
Ashton: I'd need 4 years just to learn how to stand on the ice without falling over
MoxCubitZirconium: Just saying if there's Curling there should be Shuffleboard
aeonoris: I'm great at curling into a ball
GredGredmansson: yes
smirsmirnov: @shadowsoflife @chillie thanks
PBlackcoat: i have! but basketball is *also* super hard
TehAmelie: curling is easy if you get to be the star player who just shoots and never has to run with the brooms
KingJimmeh: Can we make Cheese Wheel an olympic sport?
SAJewers: well, if you ever streamed cureling adam, i'd 100% watch
Shadowsoflife: @smirsmirnov Welcome
MrPipboy3000: I played minor league Baseball, so yea, I could dust off the cleats
SAJewers: curling*
pyro_asc: all sport is hard. bronze is no easy
GredGredmansson: ok i see
RegulusPratus: America doesn't OFFICIALLY teach shooting in schools
SquareDotCube: Just start a petition to make couch surfing an Olympic sport
Anubis169: Shooting, Archery, Fencing... those are the only ones I'd stand an earthly chance in.
MoxCubitZirconium: I'll just wait til Dodgeball becomes an Oltmpic Sport in 2032. US Team needs a surly 50-something who was bullied in middle school.
Monktacular: All Canadian schools get you to play curling at least once
BloodnBullets: no draw is a bad draw now right? ...right?
LadyLockwood92: Skateboarding was at Tokyo, right?
Anubis169: but then again, I couldn't use my bow, I'd have to use one of the olympic ones
virre_: Korea is surprisingly dominant in Archery
monkeyrama: 4 years to get to that level is a little ridiculous
floki4242: shooting is the only thing I stand a chance with
Durdenstein: I think if you devoted 4 years to air pistol you might be able to get there
SAJewers: what about the race walk event?
Diabore: its a shit ton of work and also a metric fuck ton of talent
korvys: Roll the dice on Modern Pentathlon?
hurricanealpaca: hit me up when they add hotdog eating
wulfram77: She did Triathlon before I think?
MrPipboy3000: Same idea as basketball Adam, come off the bench, get one walk or pinch run, and just coast
dcqc79: BloodnBullets : If it's the 5th land in a row that you draw, yes! YEs there are bad draws ! :|
Darleysam: spent today watching the skateboarding finals, and that was a good time
hexy_lexy: holy bus!
OldManJohnsonMB: That must have been very dissapointing for number 2
jparnold: Pistol
Anubis169: wait, she had a Maths PhD from here!?
Plasterboard: I would enter into one of the sports that relies heavily on subjective/artistic scoring and bribe the judges
monkeyrama: ezpz
theclawmasheen: Wait where did the land go
Philologia: The Italian 100m run winner has been running for just a few years tbh. He was doing jumping before.
RatekStormcrow: For endurance sports you have to win the gene lottery with your VO2max
Diabore: being so far ahead you juke 2nd place is such a flex
SquareDotCube: oof ow our bones
geail: !teleportation circle
monkeyrama: Bunting is not as easy as you think LUL
ArdCollider: the Witcher fangirl who medaled in air pistol had been trained to sport shoot for 12 years.
mulligan2six: Designated runner would be easier
geail: !card Teleportation circle
LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
wulfram77: The one who came second crashed while leading in Brazil, but she won the Time Trial this year so things worked out
Drathak: Yes there he is, Adam "The Bunter" Savidan comes out to the plate
monkeyrama: I think you gotta fish for getting hit by the baseball
ArdCollider: might be a little tough to keep up with that.
PBlackcoat: does Olympic baseball have the DH?
Anubis169: chump it
Diabore: we're at 32
cisco236: !card blink dog
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
happypanda109: chump
korvys: Graham, does Adam know about Modern Pentathlon (which you were tweeting about today)
zenican82: Chump tho
Anubis169: oh 32 not 22
Anubis169: yeah sure take 10 why not
SquareDotCube: Still have to run laps around the outside of the diamond though
hammith: I mean, am I paid for the 4 years of training? Because I'd take that even with no chance of getting a medal
marxmarksman: Alright opponent, do your moderatest.
happypanda109: oh we were at 30
MehallD: @Anubis169 well now it's 22
Fanklok: Wait, why the fuck would you want to get beaned by a ball from an OLYMPIC athlete? They throw balls at like mach 3
hexy_lexy: whats the modern pentathalon?
shendaras: What if Magic as the sport? Could you get bronze after 4 years?
monkeyrama: Canadian gold 👀
PabstBlueFalcon: Warner got over 9000 points, it was wild
Durdenstein: Destroy both equipments
Diabore: annihilated the previous olympic record too
GredGredmansson: so, the way Blink Dog works, can you blink it after first strike but before regular strike?
Anubis169: I've done one Decathlon... NEVER again, that shiz nearly killed me.
KayOfAvalon: Artifacts aren't enchantments, @Durdenstein
Durdenstein: D'oh
monkeyrama: what an odd group of events
Chillie: "modern"? :\
blip2004: horse riding?
earlgrey82: It was deigned to replicate a cavalry soldier trapped behind enemy lines
hexy_lexy: that sounds INTENSE
geail: Draw your horse
Drathak: My kind of event
spurius: its supposed to be the skills a soldier should have
TheWriterAleph: ugh, i hate having to pug my horse
DeM0nFiRe: I did a decathalon in high school. It was fun but it was like 97 degrees so it was also miserable
Dandinstorm12: Hello chat
Anubis169: it has firearms
floki4242: horses are terrifying
KingJimmeh: The random horse is the best part
satyropodobny: horse rng
hurricanealpaca: What do you run from?
marxmarksman: You have to run into the stable and pick a random horse, like you were fleeing a crime scene.
SquareDotCube: Wait, none of those activities is covering your foes in gold
OldManJohnsonMB: I hope part of the event is breaking the horse into tehir first saddle. I would tune into that broadcast
RegulusPratus: *Bond Music Intensifies*
Shadowsoflife: @hurricanealpaca bond?
EvilBadman: these are the Modern Olympics
Darleysam: "select your gun, and then, select your horse"
Plasterboard: They should give you the option of taking a random horse or hotwiring a motorcycle
BusTed: I want to train for the Future Pentathelon.
LibraryWitchKei: As opposed to Legacy or Standard Pentathalon
monkeyrama: "Modern" indeed
AdamYMHMI: Modern is an era rather than "right now" (like Ancient doesn't necessarily mean just "old")
Drathak: So they need a more modern version where you're driving instead of riding a horse
SAJewers: are either of you two gonna watch the 50km Race Walk?
monkeyrama: MAmmoth dog
TehAmelie: the decathlon is the whole spread of soldier skills, i guess then you get derivatives for more specialized troops
geail: !card Moon-blessed cleric
LRRbot: Moon-Blessed Cleric [2W] | Creature — Human Elf Cleric [3/2] | Divine Intervention — When Moon-Blessed Cleric enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
monkeyrama: Great Danes, tho
Dandinstorm12: hold on everyone, that dog has a SWORD!
JoannaTastic: Makes you wonder what disciplines feature in the Postmodern Pentathlon
vigilanteheatengineer: See now I can’t help hearing Droopy dog on the podium
Flyingdelorion: I would love to participate in the old Olympics, cause then I maybe could qualify for the poetry contest....
Dandinstorm12: You idiot, we all have swords
Anubis169: original Pentathlon... Stadion (foot race), Javelin, Discus, Long Jump, and Greco-Roman Wrestling
TheMandrew: race walk is very silly
weff47: Mom: What do you got there? Dog: A knife. Mom: NO!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Who gave that dog all those knives?
SAJewers: apparently it's live now
SquareDotCube: Like the Mabari in Dragon Age
RegulusPratus: That's so many K's
jparnold: Should we be exiling troublesome cards in case they can get things back from the yard?
eye_h_bar: That's a lot of walking
cisco236: this is a really grindy first match
virre_: Poetry was in the modern Olympics to something like the 50s (as where Architecture etc)
SAJewers: though it was later tonight
GredGredmansson: Speaking of which, has anyone heard of "50K Racewalker" from Videlectrix?
monkeyrama: Land finally not a dead draw
enkor2113: look like you a few mins ago heyoo
enkor2113: i'm sorry
Fozzy1203: Sorry climbing is best thing in Olympics this year
MrPipboy3000: You can attack withthe outlander next turn and pack tactics withthe kelletons
RayFK: Have you considered, winning?
GredGredmansson: you are already attacking with skeletons
Anubis169: btw, I have the utmost respect for anybody that can Triple Jump
Dandinstorm12: never
marxmarksman: You have to attack with the skellies though.
KayOfAvalon: You have to attack with 2 skeletons anyhow
monkeyrama: I mean, you have to attack with two skeletons a turn
korvys: When the dog is tapped, maybe need to start getting in with the bards?
happypanda109: but the skeles have to attack anyways
RayFK: Graham my plays are always big brain. If they look like they aren't, it's because they're too big brain for you.
Chillie: That dog has its own deck
mulligan2six: @Anubis169 It's gotta be so hard on the knees!!
Ictanike: can we put enough toughness in front of the dog to kill it? oh, they just phase out after first strike, don't they?
BloodnBullets: pack tactics is a weird mechanic, seems so odd for the set.
monkeyrama: Oh baby
monkeyrama: infinite blockers
JDMan94: ok, sick draw
Dandinstorm12: go to the caves
ArdCollider: I like to think that pack tactics is a weird nod back to Tucker's Kobolds.
Japolai: for the bronze medal thing you could choose a sport that is only being introduced in that Olympics, such as rock climbing, or skateboard this year
ArdCollider: (I'm probably wrong. but kobolds in organized packs caused some controversy back in the day.)
ckupf: make a wolf each turn with the ranger
Anubis169: mulligan2six: Not that... Have you seen the first hop in a triple jump? Anybody that can hop the length they do deserves a free beer at the end regardless.
Flyingdelorion: Really @virre_ so I never knew that, neat. Hopefully they will bring it back sometime and more arty contests as well please!
GredGredmansson: whatup dog
Durdenstein: Chump blockers forever
weff47: man if we had an innkeeper...
JarofGoats: Critical bone density almost achieved
LinearGif: Where wolves? Awoo
JDMan94: there are a lot of wolves inside you
EsperDerek1: Sadly they'll probably use their Spare Dagger to kill the Ranger.
eye_h_bar: Inside that ranger were 2 wolves
zenican82: Some cool synergies here SeemsGood
Chillie: "Wolves" x4 sounded like a commercial from interdimentional cable
JDMan94: there are also a lot of skeletons inside you
LibraryWitchKei: Bony weather
Anubis169: All the better to eat you with my dear
happypanda109: dogs and clerics and skulls oh my
LadyLockwood92: Time to get that Calcium, gamers
Derthon: cohhBongos
satyropodobny: Calcium Intensifies
abracadaver23: Going to my first FNM in years tomorrow
Fanklok: Thank Mr. Skeltal
monkeyrama: large wanderer
Dandinstorm12: this Ranger had more than 1 animal companion
hammith: Son, you're full of puppies and that just ain't right
Dandinstorm12: why not take 9?
TehAmelie: maybe it was the cheesy ranger-ranger dual class
monkeyrama: Drizzt hanging out
Anubis169: Drizzl?
RayFK: Taking nine and feeling fine!
Dandinstorm12: drizzt is a card
LibraryWitchKei: The Drizzle?
Dandinstorm12: oho
monkeyrama: oh what a draw
geail: Bouncebear
PabstBlueFalcon: Bro, how many maces did you pack for this expedition?
LinearGif: Oh I love me a good blinkbear
Dandinstorm12: why is this deck so good
RayFK: It's easy to forget about Drizzt, he's a remarkably uninspiring fellow.
GredGredmansson: Drizzl? From 8 Bit Theater?
virre_: Double checked, 1948 was the last Olympics with the arts competitions @Flyingdelorion
EOstby: Well, that's a good target.
Borgrim_: I guess we're about to get in a 'situation' with an owlbear
Dandinstorm12: plains!
GredGredmansson: hooray land drp
korvys: How many cards do we have left?
monkeyrama: skeletons incoming 👀
TehAmelie: an owlbear in plate armor
TehAmelie: i think at that point you just pack up and go home
geail: Skeleton in plate armor
monkeyrama: lol
BusTed: Nice.
hurricanealpaca: lol
monkeyrama: well alright then
goldreaver: LUL
TehAmelie: and they did?
Anubis169: bahahahahaha
cisco236: had enough
BusTed: We take those.
Anubis169: A win is a win
Dandinstorm12: Thanks for the game op
GredGredmansson: aw man
tyrantcorporation: sweet
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: OP like "wait I don't have to actually deal with this"
TheWriterAleph: "enuff o this" *concede*
LinearGif: Patience as a wincon comes through once more
Chillie: lrrGOAT
eye_h_bar: You were going to win that game
KingJimmeh: Take it
goldreaver: Can't blame him
deinonychus24: they were dead to skeletons
RayFK: I think "Demoralized" is the word you were looking for rather than Bored Graham
Anubis169: Victory through Misery
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !they
LRRbot: Reminder! Your opponent may not be a "he" so try to use "they" or "opp" instead!
monkeyrama: Stax player at heart
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dandinstorm12: We know Adan
Sogheim: Teleportation Circle Control draft deck
GredGredmansson: the way richard garfield intended
monkeyrama: of course LUL
MrPipboy3000: Winning by De Fault .. the two best words in the English Language!!
voslan: Hence why you had ANgus Meckenzie commander for that episode?
f_tan_theta: you gotta want it to win it
dcqc79: With what he just said, I'm pretty sure I never want to play with Adam in a commander game :P
Fanklok: Maybe they're in a Fam Jam and don't want a 2 hour long game
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I hope OP had the "kill creatures" quest. Because they're done with it now.
LordSaphni: how many cards did they have left? cause you were about to win via decking them
TehAmelie: ezeep, if you will
GredGredmansson: DE! FAULT!
BloodnBullets: I hope I never get matched up against adam...
LadyLockwood92: Perfect mana
Wonderdoc: They were unable to throw a +2 wrench in the value engine
EOstby: I played RTR limited. If you can't kill me, I will play out the game until I can play no longer.
Dandinstorm12: ha
CardKingdom: And if you ALSO want to demoralize your opponents by grinding a game to a halt, you can get a Teleportation circle here: https://www.cardkingdom.com/mtg/adventures-in-the-forgotten-realms/teleportation-circle
MehallD: I looked away, what happened to end the last game?
LinearGif: And circle takes the square
goldreaver: This is the bluest Abzan deck I have ever seen
Dandinstorm12: Thanks Card Kingdom
Chillie: eeey, CK :D
electra310: OP got bored
MehallD: ahh
LibraryWitchKei: Thanks Jordan
Dandinstorm12: Magic Missle!
Darleysam: thank Mr skeltal, doot doot
CardKingdom: Sorry I had to take a break to tweet faster than Wizards
LinearGif: Teleportation Circle looks great inside my Conjurer's Closet
Anubis169: CardKingdom: That's less a segue, more one of those shepherd's hooks from stage right Kappa
Fanklok: It's a crook not a hook
satyropodobny: we blink the gargoyle
Anubis169: but we'll allow it :P
EOstby: That's Card Kingdom, a kingdom of Cards, from Seattle to the World. Use phrase "LRR sent me, button please" to acquire a button that says......something.
hammith: Blink the Gargoyle
Librarian_Oz: Don't worry Card Kingdom, you'll be seeing my business soon when I buy stuff for my Codie ManLands deck
Dandinstorm12: top that scry
LibraryWitchKei: @Anubis169 That's a really weird new motto for them Kappa
monkeyrama: Georgeous
Chillie: But what does the buttons say?
Dandinstorm12: Magic Missle!
TheWriterAleph: "i'm attacking the darkness"
Fanklok: They're bound to run out of spell slots eventualluy
Dandinstorm12: ouphe?
Chillie: oef?
monkeyrama: Circle for venture every turn vs pressure with a 7/6
cisco236: oooof
Dandinstorm12: ouphe
cisco236: so much removal
1y1e: it works!
TheWriterAleph: they're out of cards
JDMan94: Opponent has absolutely nothing
monkeyrama: Oh my god
cisco236: lol
monkeyrama: that's so good, wow
Fanklok: I think you'll find that the giant is eating sheep which are mutton not beef
Thandres: gross
Dandinstorm12: man magic
BlindRift98: biggest brain plays
Dandinstorm12: what an easy game
TriforceDrummer: Yeah I've done that before. It was quite fun
Ictanike: I pulled that move in my prerelease and it was sooooo fun to watch them realize in person.
LinearGif: It's clobbering time
RAZRBCK08: we can venture or gain life
Wolfstrike_NL: mtg should be an olympic sports
Ragnarakk: big oof >:
TotallyNotaBeholder: teleportation circle is really good in limited, alot of removal is enchantment based
morbis237: MTG, game of luck, no skill involved
monkeyrama: That gargoyle is so close to flying
Dandinstorm12: also etbs are already good
BusTed: pure vanilla
EOstby: Big sippy.
LibraryWitchKei: I drink your milkshake
goldreaver: aggro deck is getting destroyed
monkeyrama: Yeup
RayFK: GAWRSH SORA, YOU STEPPED INTO MY CIRCLE DIDN'T YA?
Dandinstorm12: op didn't check for traps
Fanklok: Is it a gargoyle or a grotesque
LibraryWitchKei: Grotesque
Dandinstorm12: or both
BusTed: rayfkKing
LinearGif: If it doesn't come from the gargoyle region of france it's a sparkling statue
GredGredmansson: Donald can't heal you know
Cartographers_Ink: This deck slaps!
EOstby: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
RegulusPratus: Opponent was playing Equipment, they deserve it
Sogheim: I'm not close enough to the gargoyle to tell the difference
Dandinstorm12: hey Jordan
monkeyrama: "No."
RayFK: I did
voslan: Hi Phantom voice
virre_: Vampire - The Masqurade do have blood Gargoyles so
GredGredmansson: Cursed
Drathak: Degen
CastleOtranto: I'm going to say yes to the blood gargoyle thing
cisco236: vile
Chillie: Toxic?
MrPipboy3000: Risque?
Dandinstorm12: unwholesome
mulligan2six: loathesome
floki4242: deeply cursed
TehAmelie: troublesome?
wulfram77: Fulsome?
LinearGif: opposite of wholesome is wholeless
LibraryWitchKei: Cursed
KaleidoscopeMind: nonesome?
theambivalentagender: Emptiness
leidrienne: I think if its blood then its rather grotesque either way
BlindRift98: degenerate
Revelia: partless
LarkSachrosis: Degenerate
ArdCollider: seedy
Nenluen: decadent?
f_tan_theta: a kingdom of hearts
monkeyrama: Degenerate prob works LUL
Kramburger: Jordan continuing to use his discord access for single sentence cameos
ponbern: As long as liquid can go in and out it is a gargoyle
Joalni: Read it yourself, coward!
LibraryWitchKei: Oh degenerate, yeah
theambivalentagender: Holesome
Revelia: sorry, partfull
Drathak: All 3 bombs woo
Fanklok: 100% chance of neer drawing a land for the first 5 turns
electra310: Unwholesome
BloodnBullets: moonblessed cleric is going to be a really sad draw
Garfman314: I'm getting ready to send my desert bus craft soon!
GredGredmansson: ooh natural mardu
raulghoulia: HOLsim - Cursed
RayFK: Look G, it's not my fault you have a good Goofy voice and a proven history of saying cursed shit I write
Shadowsoflife: @theambivalentagender HA
cisco236: magic is easy just draw what you need
monkeyrama: The Abzan gods are smiling on you today, Graham
adi_pie: He makes a good point, Graham.
KayOfAvalon: Delver's Torch looks so slow and bad, but it always wrecks me.
Dandinstorm12: why I'd smash here
TheWriterAleph: dungeon double date
LibraryWitchKei: All the way across the sky?
monkeyrama: torch is very good
Dandinstorm12: Torch is fine
Spluuga: we need a more modernthlon with archery, shooting, parkour and alpine skiing..
Dandinstorm12: lol
Joalni: @adi_pie He's out of line, but he's right.
MrPipboy3000: Ahhh, a Mad Mage of culture I see
leidrienne: All op's eggs
Fanklok: circle swarming and Drizzt, what's it like being good a magic
goldreaver: Graham, I'm having an intense reverse schadenfreude from seeing your draws. Is that a thing? reverse schadenfreude?
AdamYMHMI: I love Delver's Torch way too much in limited.
EOstby: To shreds, you say?
LinearGif: I assume the Mad Mage is the Bakshi version of Saruman
RayFK: This deck is quite good
monkeyrama: all our rares in once place
adi_pie: A Mad Mage or a Madge.
Dandinstorm12: I see me and @monkeyrama have different experiences
Chillie: goldreaver delight? :P
EvilBadman: Quite. Yes. Pip, pip.
GredGredmansson: whoa, fullon esper dungeons
Garfman314: @goldreaver i think that's just called "enjoyment"
KayOfAvalon: If you blink Drizzt and have to sac one of the tokens, does he get the counter? :O
LibraryWitchKei: @goldreaver I think that's just happiness
monkeyrama: @Dandinstorm12 lol, tbf, it's normally in a dedicated venture shell
GredGredmansson: and then untap it
Kramburger: This deck is Drizzt compatable
goldreaver: cirThink Fair enough
RayFK: Pogchamp fellow gamers
Dandinstorm12: we did it chat
monkeyrama: complicated vigilance
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
LibraryWitchKei: The vigilance at home
Kramburger: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I'M RIGHT
ZachtlyAsIntended: I LOVED that game
RayFK: And it's SEQUEL
RayFK: *its
monkeyrama: There was a car combat game that /wasn't/ twisted metal
monkeyrama: wild
Dandinstorm12: nooo our land
goldreaver: <message deleted>OUR LAND NOO
KingJimmeh: That was a fun game, Destruction Derby was fun to play on the old demo disc
GredGredmansson: oh no, land drop
kumatsu: I'm kinda surprised twisted metal hasn't gotten some kind of reboot
GredGredmansson: oh yay, removal spell
ZachtlyAsIntended: Twisted Metal, I was an Axel player
TehAmelie: made from scratch vigilance
leidrienne: Krydle me a river
WizardDanceParty: can we get vigilance? we have vigilance at home
Dandinstorm12: scrying 2
RayFK: Venturing
RayFK: Esper Ventures
monkeyrama: esper venture is solid
Dandinstorm12: more torch
KayOfAvalon: They're using the two venture matters colour pairs.
thejoetoknow: did either of you play WWE Crush Hour? the wrestling car combat game?
monkeyrama: that exists? lol
Durdenstein: You ought to try to draw another land.
Durdenstein: Put some real effort into it.
JarofGoats: Seems mostly WB. Kydle alone isn't a huge splash. Hana Pashar or Xanathar?
Dandinstorm12: sorry Krydle, you set off traps
Durdenstein: Good job. I knew you could do it.
Dandinstorm12: Big Drizzt
Dandinstorm12: or just Drizzt
LinearGif: Very nice
Dandinstorm12: seems good
1y1e: love that corner case
Kramburger: Speaking of WWE games, Battlegrounds is free on PS Plus this month
Fanklok: Fair and balanced
monkeyrama: Just a constant tiger sacrifice engine
LarkSachrosis: gross™
v01d10: massive brain
ponbern: thunde211Hype thunde211Hype thunde211Hype
RayFK: Play your last pathetic card opponent
goldreaver: <message deleted>And you can block with it with no remose whatsoever
Dandinstorm12: giant
MehallD: bone zone
ToddSenate: This is the first time I've caught a stream live and this looks like a sweet deck
Countjondi: just attack with cat first
LinearGif: My greed can only take so much
MrPipboy3000: Swarm, Swarm Swarm
ponbern: train time
xantos69: begin the skeliys!
monkeyrama: Drizzt would wipe the board and die
GredGredmansson: yeah drizzt dies to a quad block
Dandinstorm12: attack with the non paladin creatures
TotallyNotaBeholder: Attack them swarm I feel
GredGredmansson: they'd keep 1 skeleton
EOstby: Drizzt would die, and they would keep An Skeleton.
LinearGif: Yeah that's a free skelly
monkeyrama: Look at all these rares
hurricanealpaca: think of the kitties you monsters
satyropodobny: attacking wit cat was basically free there
Dandinstorm12: and uh
BusTed: mattlrConfus
RayFK: Gwyn is tired of this shit
xantos69: How many of there are there?
Dandinstorm12: op
goldreaver: <message deleted>WHAT
cisco236: opp pls
LinearGif: That buys them a turn of drizztlessness
monkeyrama: We can still just blink it LUL Circle is messed up
JarofGoats: I like the idea that the skeleton was upset at being used as a chump and defected to our side
TheWriterAleph: Opp: "it's the only thing I can doooo!"
Painfully_Dyslexic: Hey G and chat, told not to go into work so I guess I get paid to stay home and watch some magic and get paid
floki4242: why
GredGredmansson: Overuse of teleportation circle is leading to time paradoxes
LarkSachrosis: !read
LRRbot: Reading the card explains the card! lrrBEEJ
Dandinstorm12: op really wanted to attack
Athelgar: <message deleted>those bronze plays
Darleysam: gwyn now understands The Prestige
monkeyrama: that's so unlucky for them
Rustpile: My high point as a wrestling fan is learning that Randy Savage has a diss track about Hulk Hogan on his rap album. 10/10 would listen again.
Kramburger: "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"
monkeyrama: It did save them a turn
Athelgar: lol true enough
Kramburger: Chat? BE COOL
Mangledpixel: bean ice
RAZRBCK08: you have reach
ProtatoBlood: <message deleted>monkaS hide your salt chat adam is gunna fight us
goldreaver: <message deleted>They are in bronze, technically all their plays are bronze plays.
Johnlocke1632: Adam you're the best
MrPipboy3000: Block with outlander?
LinearGif: We got the giant for life if we wanna
Dandinstorm12: nah
Athelgar: i apologize OP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can gain 6 next turn if we want.
MrPipboy3000: Gotta unfreeze Drizzt
Countjondi: flunge?
Shadowsoflife: @Rustpile Randy Savage has a rap album What?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I mean, if they drew sleep, they're gonna play it
RayFK: Heeeey Chat, don't argue the semantics.
GredGredmansson: or we can blink drizzt again
Ictanike: dawnbringer kills it too?
monkeyrama: huuuuuh
MrPipboy3000: gg
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stack your triggers and you can get 2.
Drathak: The swarm begins
Dandinstorm12: hill giant
esamson3: I mean, was charmed sleep getting any better for the opponent?
Rustpile: @Rustpile Oh yeah, its wild.
MrPipboy3000: No, you blink Drizzt and gwinvar dies
Durdenstein: Blink Drizzt, kill duplicate Guenhyvar
Durdenstein: Get two skeletons?
Borgrim_: gigant go smash
cisco236: swarming is a confunsing card if you read it for the first time
BusTed: tp circle is messed up
Fanklok: You could have gotten 2 skeletons if you circled first
hammith: It's weird watching this AND watching you open a Dragon's Maze pack
Rustpile: @Shadowsoflife He has a song dedicated to Mr. Perfect
Shadowsoflife: @Rustpile That's a thing. Weird. TIL.
1y1e: OP is a legend for playing it out
Painfully_Dyslexic: why is swarming green!?
monkeyrama: if you stacked those triggers the other way, does Drizzt's token death mean you get two zombies
satyropodobny: gotta stack the triggers manually
Dandinstorm12: yes
Derthon: could probably attack wit the cat if it's replaced every turn
lamina5432: blinking drizzt kills something so you could have gotten two skelies
cisco236: i played it at the prerealse at destroyed ppl with it LUL
monkeyrama: "equal to the difference" wtffffffffff
frittenoli: if you order the circle and the swarming in the other order the legend token would have died and you could get 2 skeletons
GredGredmansson: so Drizzt becomes a 7/7
Dandinstorm12: yeah Drizzt is a good card
monkeyrama: I never read that part
Shadowsoflife: @Rustpile Still weird
hurricanealpaca: block with kitty because you'll probs make another
Kramburger: Oupha Doupha
Drathak: Why can't I hold all these wincons LUL
Rustpile: @Shadowsoflife Very much so, yes
frnknstn: but they become 1/1s if the swarming enchantment dies
Countjondi: flunge
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Indeed
Dandinstorm12: everything
geail: !card hill giant herdgorger
LRRbot: Hill Giant Herdgorger [4GG] | Creature — Giant [7/6] | When Hill Giant Herdgorger enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
Ictanike: was that "to the funny farm"?
BloodnBullets: does swarming work for a creature being exiled or just dying? could you stack the triggers with circle?
ponbern: and archer
Drathak: flunge dude they're at 10
Darleysam: skeletal swarming and maskwood nexus is my current favourite combo
Dandinstorm12: everything?
ponbern: venture
monkeyrama: just.. flunge?
satyropodobny: FLUNGE
monkeyrama: that works LUL
josh___something: Skeletons go BRRRR
monkeyrama: that's a nasty combo you got there
Dandinstorm12: Turns out, good cards are good
BloodnBullets: !card skeletal swarming
LRRbot: Skeletal Swarming [3BG] | Enchantment | Each Skeleton you control has trample, attacks each combat if able, and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other Skeletons you control. / At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 1/1 black Skeleton creature token. If a creature died this turn, create two of those tokens instead.
josh___something: Oh hi @darleysam PrideLionHey
monkeyrama: lol
Kramburger: UM
cisco236: !card wrenn and seven
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: Monogreen
Darleysam: @josh___something oh hey!
floki4242: but what happened to six
frozenphoenix7: The Six, Seven, etc. refers to what number of Treebody Wrenn is on
goldreaver: oh no we are missing our most important color
RonaldMcDownload: Did Wrenn lose ANOTHER one?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ren and Stimpy
monkeyrama: bunch of forests in the deck, too
JDMan94: yeah, they basically use up every treefolk they bond to
Derthon: the black removal is really nice
josh___something: wrenn and seven wasn't a JOKE?
LinearGif: Surely the deck will provide
cisco236: !card wrenn and six
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
Fanklok: But what about Triskaidekaphile
voslan: Time to find out in the Book!
TheWriterAleph: six died
frozenphoenix7: Lose....."life siphoned"....you know
Borgrim_: Ren and Stimpy?
frozenphoenix7: Similar things
Diabore: seven eight nine
satyropodobny: They also got new Iphone
ponbern: He's moved onto his next treefolk girlfriend
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6?! What happened to 7? (Just kidding)
bisaflau: Maybe their friend can't planeswalkt with them?
Rebbers: I thought Wrenn made new treepals when they planeawalked
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Wrenn gets a new tree-mech every time they planeswalk
frozenphoenix7: @Rebbers They do
monkeyrama: lol
wulfram77: Its a big old token
GredGredmansson: 4 abilities
Ictanike: Wrenn and Ten: Because Seven Eight Nine.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge "Premier lands player of the format" Yager?
LinearGif: holy moly
more_alpacas: more important news, they murdered Champion of the Parish
poisonako: woot
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JDMan94: yeah, its real good
codatski: Holy crap
Fanklok: Wrenn the Mind Sculptor
hammith: Never didn't have it
Dandinstorm12: Seems good
daredewley92: ok cool @frozenphoenix7 and @rebbers i I thought i had heard that somewhere
monkeyrama: You could say that, yeah
TehAmelie: it does nonbo with Fastbond though lrrBEEJ
josh___something: Wut
monkeyrama: Seems neat
GredGredmansson: @more_alpacas YES, Champion of the "Perished"
Shadowsoflife: @wulfram77 its a big oak* token
goldreaver: I'd just wait
yallz: id chill out there is not clock on
GredGredmansson: Also, multicolored flashback now
GredGredmansson: not just off-color anymore
ponbern: bar the gate is up
samu_btdp1985: bar the gate
Rebbers: Champion of the Perished is SO good flavour
GredGredmansson: what is the flavor for Hunter's Mark hating on Blue anyway
monkeyrama: uncounterable fight card is nice
Rebbers: @gredgredmansson Green hate Blue grrr
RayFK: I prefer Jellying
Dandinstorm12: I prefer Marmalade
Mangledpixel: I prefer marmalading
Dandinstorm12: jk that's a lie
Mangledpixel: heh
maxthefourth: sergePun sergeCrimes sergePun sergeCrimes
Borgrim_: jamming in the name of Kord
djalternative: I take your brain to another dimension
monkeyrama: huh
ponbern: @RayFK your always jelly
RayFK: Rarely
triniculo: was that a mistake?
satyropodobny: hubris
Dandinstorm12: eats oul bears
RayFK: I'm a happy lad with no real reason to be jelly
Dandinstorm12: owl
Dandinstorm12: bears
TheWriterAleph: hoot force.
TheWooglie: guess what Graham is doing next turn
sporkraptor: bear owls
KayOfAvalon: Could swing out and then hear something on watch - anthems the team, right?
I_Am_Clockwork: Owlbeear draws our bomb rares Kappa
Diabore: i really like ward as a hexproof replacement
Dandinstorm12: G, what card could you draw that would make you not slam swarm here
sporkraptor: choo choo!
Fanklok: Probably Circle
Dandinstorm12: mmmk
monkeyrama: These skeletons sure don't get through those things easily
sporkraptor: get some at the Big Lots store
weff47: All a conspiracy from Big Toughness
TheWriterAleph: i found out today just how bad [Improvised Weaponry] is in this format
mulligan2six: Aww man, they were all out of eggs and big toughness at the store!
I_Am_Clockwork: We have big toughness at home
Dandinstorm12: Damnit Steve, I said Big Toughness Idiots, they're on sale!
KayOfAvalon: You Hear Something on watch has two modes, though.
Dragonality: on the payroll of big toughness
Mangledpixel: some Toughness Z?
ponbern: no thats Adam
LinearGif: Mom said it's my turn to be big tough
monkeyrama: Fun for one seabatPjorg
TotallyNotaBeholder: That one I can see worrying about a combat trick
Dandinstorm12: fun for the whole Grahamule Stark
Dandinstorm12: does ward counter abilities?
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cthulhudude23: cheers, friends. just finished the re6 vods. i forgot how bad man fellating giraffe was. did you warn them, graham?
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BloodnBullets: yup
Syntheticuh: Hey Graham, just wanted to say I loved having the gvlog back. Glad you all got your ice cream!
RedJackz: Damnit Mr. Stark. Why are you so handsome today?
Dandinstorm12: mmm ok
Dandinstorm12: same with magic missle etc
monkeyrama: mark ignores ward 👀
satyropodobny: nerd tax
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun So G, quick off topic question, what did everyone end up picking at the icecream truck?
Derthon: you need 9 mana to kill the giant with spike trap, its ward 3
Ictanike: That seems ... weird? It gets the 3 blue discount which counteracts the ward ANYway? And they gave it can't be countered? Seems ... redundant.
monkeyrama: It's a perfect Let's Nope game, tbh
SeiichiSin: Adam, I think you just love playing bad games to just enjoy how bad they are.
DiscordianTokkan: The Golden Graham looked tasty
Chillie: locally made yikes :D
Dandinstorm12: op sure has some frost giants
GredGredmansson: lrrGRAHAM cracker
Durdenstein: I'm jealous
Dragonality: they don't outsource their yikes
hexy_lexy: "a locally made yikes" -Graham Stark (2021)
Dandinstorm12: we've been oned
RedJackz: Graham cracker?
shendaras: The baby from the prop room sure has grown up.
goldreaver: equip skelly warrior bawkPoggers
GredGredmansson: what is the other mode of Watch again?
Chillie: the green future of yikes: yikes on bikes, locally made
codatski: That sounds delicious and also easily to make potentially?
ponbern: you will get 2 skellys from it
codatski: *easy
I_Am_Clockwork: Time for biiig Toughness
GredGredmansson: !card you hear something on watch
LRRbot: You Hear Something on Watch [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Rouse the Party — Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Set Off Traps — This spell deals 5 damage to target attacking creature.
MrPipboy3000: Cant you also buff with Watch?
Dandinstorm12: thanks arena
RayFK: You can buff!
RayFK: And keep the bear
DeM0nFiRe: Putting plate armor on an owlbear seems like it would be challenging
hurricanealpaca: save the bear?
GredGredmansson: watch is only +1/+1
KayOfAvalon: Owlbear survives, skele kills a thing
satyropodobny: we pump
Dandinstorm12: ooh yeah you could pump
josh___something: I thouroughly enjoy GVlogs, they're good content
PhenaxDK: Now i picture an Owlbear in full plate mail armor. That picture is amusing to me... Somehow.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We could have before we went to damage.
GredGredmansson: right?
goldreaver: that would have been a great turn to pump them yeah
GredGredmansson: buff with what?
GredGredmansson: watch was only +1/+1
goldreaver: @GredGredmansson their only card in hand
Dandinstorm12: ha now you have to cast it again
GredGredmansson: or am i missing something
Joalni: !card you hear
LRRbot: You Hear Something on Watch [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Rouse the Party — Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Set Off Traps — This spell deals 5 damage to target attacking creature.
Durdenstein: The Owlbear was a 7/7 and they were doing 7 damage to it.
GredGredmansson: oh, i was looking at it backwards
Durdenstein: Making it an 8/8 allows it to live through the turn
monkeyrama: Positive on skeletons 👀
GredGredmansson: i was thinking "they have 9 toughness of blockers, it doesn't live"
DiscordianTokkan: Biggr than before
mulligan2six: The opponent is "boned" now
Fanklok: I believe it was referred to as "critical bone density"
RayFK: LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAPH
BusTed: tqsStonks
SeiichiSin: Graham, did you forget to make the graph?
gizmobaggins: he ain't got shit
MrPipboy3000: If the average person has 1 skelleton, you have 3, so an above average amount of skeletons ...
Dandinstorm12: our research has concluded that we are up on skeles
LadyLockwood92: This really rattles my bones
goldreaver: oh no you are down to 23
kumatsu: forgot to pick up the graph from kinko's
goldreaver: 25 even
kevenwith2es: More skeleton -> more morale -> ??? -> profit
hexy_lexy: @RayFK LOOK AT THIS GRAHAMPPPHHH
monkeyrama: Circle incoming 👀
GredGredmansson: who's ready to teleport
Dandinstorm12: these 2/5s, always forgetting to check for traps
TehAmelie: i want to argue you're controlling easily 7 skeletons here
Kramburger: We hope you like jammin' too
BusTed: Riding that skeletrain.
MrPipboy3000: these are choices ...
Dandinstorm12: we accept this trades
codatski: That's probably great
Dandinstorm12: *these
DiscordianTokkan: Skexponential Bone growth
monkeyrama: Skeleton+
Durdenstein: Kill the giant and you win this turn
TheWriterAleph: this is a skeleton-positive channel
PhenaxDK: More Skelebois for us i guess
mulligan2six: body positivity?
DeM0nFiRe: The tests came back... you tested positive for skeleton
Chillie: Normally you wanna be skeleton neutral
kevenwith2es: I have skeleton positive written on my donor card
Fanklok: If you test skeleton+ contact your doctor today
LinearGif: Skeleton positivity, heck yeah
Dandinstorm12: going to four I guess
Wolfstrike_NL: how does this work out on the graph?
GredGredmansson: I'm seeing double, 8 skeletons!
Ictanike: The skeletons have trample, right?
monkeyrama: Thay're groooowingggg
Dandinstorm12: the Y axis goes up
wulfram77: They start swarming
TheWriterAleph: t = skeletons over time
Denis_Dobrolubov: But bananas do not have skeletons.
Dandinstorm12: Cool Game
Darleysam: everything has a skeleton, really
codatski: b anana s
LinearGif: Skeleton attrition is a wonderful thing
monkeyrama: Ooohdon
Painfully_Dyslexic: hahaha skeleton go BRRRRRRR
DiscordianTokkan: Uuuuu! Don!
TehAmelie: forcing them to attack every turn is the only thing holding them back
RayFK: WHAT ABOUT THE TWITCH VOD?
TheWooglie: what about the twitch VOD?
RayFK: HUHHHHHH
Dandinstorm12: coming to the highlight reel
SeiichiSin: From youtube: Hello Graham!
ponbern: is swarming your only black card?
Dandinstorm12: this clip
TotallyNotaBeholder: I am watching you live
Fanklok: Always what's up youtube but never any love for Twitch VOD watchers
CastleOtranto: If you're not watching us live, Ian still made udon
raulghoulia: hi future me!
theamc2000: Hi graham
GredGredmansson: please, in a month everyone will forget about the twtich vod
xantos69: Am I watching live? Only one way to be sure. cheer50
Chillie: lrrAWESOME
RegulusPratus: Oh no, I normally don't care, but I really love Udon
monkeyrama: Maybe slightly less Kappa
RayFK: Ha, get fucked YouTube Graham likes Twitch VOD more
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're not watching us live, you can probably find the VOD of Ian making Udon over on the LeadingReadyLive YouTube channel.
xantos69: Yep it popped up.
goldreaver: the stream is live, but chat is prerecorded
Thandres: but are they as valuable as skeleton swarming
Thandres: :o
E_Westra: Eh, time zones are a thing, so VODs for me most of the time
Dandinstorm12: op deploying a tapped forest
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BloodnBullets: I tend to prefere twitch VOD over youtube to get the chat history
Foxmar320: "balls" is an understatement G
monkeyrama: Right on time
Chillie: As an /archive dweller I can confirm that.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I prefer the Twitch VODs, because I like seeing chat, even if I can't add to it
SpoonfullOfSugar: as a watcher of twitch vods, i can see no issue with that claim
LinearGif: I can't even find the page half the time, YouTube may do questionable things with the interface, but you can usually find videos
wulfram77: Good card calling skills there
KingOfDoma: Also, the YT vods have the advantage of being edited
MrPipboy3000: I have a Gnoll deck called Gnoll with the Changes ... I'll see myself out
TheWooglie: I usually watch VODs due to being in the UK
cthulhudude23: usually warch vods when im excited and dont wanna wait for the youtube upload
Dandinstorm12: block
echolyte: I watch most of the LRR through Twitch VODs :)
daredewley92: i watch the twitch vod when i had to be a sleepy boy and miss the end of streams
GredGredmansson: Twitch vods are terrible when you aren't subbed though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're watching Live, something's gonna happen.
GredGredmansson: good thing i'm subbed here
monkeyrama: I do prefer twitch vods to youtube, while they're up
LinearGif: Support our troubs
Abavus: No delay waiting for youtube uploads tho
Dandinstorm12: ya boi the troubs
BoBrinkman: I often finish watching the stream on VoDs because I have to go make dinner or something ... and then I get very confused when I can't comment, or can't join the audience for Jackbox. :D
LadyLockwood92: Bards are always there when you need 'em.
Dandinstorm12: I'd ship
Abavus: Fast as they may be
GredGredmansson: oooh, what if they have minsc
Dragonality: I can happily say I'm a twitch VOD viewer. I work until 2am most days, so yeah.
kevenwith2es: Muy poggers
SeiichiSin: Your removal is having more skeletons.
GredGredmansson: what color did they pick for dragon
xantos69: Your removal is your skeleton army.
BusTed: @kevenwith2es as they say.
Dandinstorm12: working as intended
Joalni: Counterpoint: Twitch vods save the spot I stop at, Youtube doesn't. Makes it easier to watch lobg streams.
Fanklok: @Dragonality Same
monkeyrama: skeleton armies are probbaly pretty good at taking out humans
Joalni: *long
LinearGif: Biggus bearus, would be the scientific name
kumatsu: I'm gonna regret ordering the Big Bear Fast. Hungry Bears are grumpy
Dandinstorm12: hold up op
Borgrim_: screeeeee
Dandinstorm12: I didn't have the spiderman meme ready
GredGredmansson: don't forget the bird, everyone forgets about the bird
monkeyrama: Ca-grrr?
Dragonality: @only off today because COVID Delta exposure and I work around food. Goota get that negative test first so everyone is safe.
TheWooglie: owls hoot more than cacaw?
Athelgar: if a show is still going after im done my stream i usually rewind to the start of FNPF or CTS. Does that count as a live view or a VOD?
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Caw-caw! Growl" Stark
cthulhudude23: graham, not that its in the discussion with the world like it is, but was lrrcon profitable enough to ever consider doing it again? or was it weird for you guys hosting something so centered around yourselves?
MrPipboy3000: Knock Knock ... Who's Bear?
mulligan2six: @TheWooglie But what about owl's that are also bears?
ArkhamArchivist: As strong as an owl, as wise as a bear
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer1000 Fair dinkum
Dandinstorm12: take it
GredGredmansson: because it uses the same voice line for all of the same type
Dandinstorm12: welp
GredGredmansson: and apparenlty all birds are hawks
monkeyrama: lol
wulfram77: I thought it was funny
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Foxmar320: An attempt was made to be funny
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hexy_lexy: shut up adam, youre funny!!!
Dandinstorm12: get ye troub on
Dandinstorm12: also yes Adam is funny
mulligan2six: Too much of me is still visible in the camera: The Adam Savidan story
Dragonality: I roll for humor! Crap, rolled low...
Dandinstorm12: goblin?
GredGredmansson: Bugbear*
TheWriterAleph: suit UP
GredGredmansson: Den of the Owlbear sounds like something different
LinearGif: Den of the Insect Bear
Dandinstorm12: plate up and swing
Izandai: The 2/3 triggers on attack.
Dandinstorm12: Den of the Supergoblin
GredGredmansson: that's not plate
monkeyrama: teensy weensy 🤏
Dandinstorm12: probably
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MrPipboy3000: Potion and draw a land?
SeiichiSin: And hey, another land.
narset6691: gives them a chance to concede i suppose :)
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BloodnBullets: lets see how well it flys wearing plate armor!
TheWriterAleph: Durn a dah burg burr
monkeyrama: we're supposed to see it?
GredGredmansson: I see ears
DiscordianTokkan: And big ol' ears
raulghoulia: the bugbear isn't home
narset6691: if you could see the bugbear it wouldnt be a good lair would it!?
BloodnBullets: its just the head
Diabore: oh i see it now
Izandai: I think I see it, there's eyes a nose and ears.
strahdvondread: his face and ears are in the stone
Dragonality: Cause they's sneaky like
TotallyNotaBeholder: I find it easier to see when it's smaller
satyropodobny: It's in the den.
ponbern: wolf on wolf
Borgrim_: bugbears are pretty good at hiding
Dandinstorm12: Spoilers chat, don't give Drizzt -4/-0 it has consequenses
Izandai: I like just taking this.
Dandinstorm12: just pass
KayOfAvalon: The stalagmites are teeth, and above them is the face and ears - looks more like a classic goblin, tho.
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Dandinstorm12 I never would have thought of that until after I did it, woof
Wonderdoc: @dandinstorm12 oh no that sounds horrible
Dandinstorm12: @TotallyNotaBeholder I watched Kenji's op do that the other day
DiscordianTokkan: !card Drizzt
LRRbot: Drizzt Do'Urden [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Ranger [3/3] | Double strike / When Drizzt Do'Urden enters the battlefield, create Guenhwyvar, a legendary 4/1 green Cat creature token with trample. / Whenever a creature dies, if it had power greater than Drizzt's power, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Drizzt equal to the difference.
TotallyNotaBeholder: well, things were learned
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think this is a tomb entry.
Dandinstorm12: yeah
KayOfAvalon: Not moving the plate around?
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Magnifisquatch: THANKS GRAHAM... now I want icecream.
TheWriterAleph: "i'm gunna sing the tomb song now!"
DeM0nFiRe: @TheWriterAleph LUL
satyropodobny: "It's a small world after aaaaall!"
monkeyrama: RIP gargoyle
KayOfAvalon: Hah, they paid the one.
GredGredmansson: wait, they didn't have to pay that ward, right?
ginganinja314: Hello! Not caught you live since the ppr. How’re you liking the format?
TheBorzoi: They paid the ward cost when the spell was uncounterable anyway
Ragnarakk: did they still pay fr ward lol
monkeyrama: It's a confusing interaction
I_Am_Clockwork: If we kill using the troub and equip the troub too?
monkeyrama: they can't double block at all
GredGredmansson: they can't double block ANYTHING
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The wolf can only activate once.
Dandinstorm12: we take 5?
Dandinstorm12: oh 7
monkeyrama: that goblin was READY to hit you LUL
RayFK: BLAZE IT
TheWriterAleph: Cool Deck
Dandinstorm12: notthatPraise it
I_Am_Clockwork: A meme still burns
monkeyrama: oh baby
ChaoticObserver: Bring on the noise, bring on da funk
GredGredmansson: we need dafaunk
Borgrim_: the Ole 5&0
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Gamer hand" Savidan
darkspiredragon: Adam is back! Hope the vacation was relaxing.
ginganinja314: This deck seems cool
echolyte: it means it's dad takes it to Applebee's
monkeyrama: ook ook?
TheBorzoi: Are there any cards in this set which are an automatic take for you in draft no matter what colour you're in?
Ragnarakk: at the end of this game he will be... defunk-t
Foxmar320: Id love to
kevenwith2es: A gamer hand doesn't have skin on its thumbs because of Mario Party
Vyous: The Circle of Value!
I_Am_Clockwork: “All shall fall before my ultimate technique: The Gamer Hand”
Dandinstorm12: is that like the circus
Darleysam: serving up hot teleportatos
monkeyrama: Oh hey
Dandinstorm12: I command, the Gamer hand
Chillie: Hey!
PhenaxDK: :O
goldreaver: WAIT THAT IS ILLEGAL
ginganinja314: Omg lol
GredGredmansson: shame we can't cast that skeleton thinger
Dandinstorm12: they have considered
Borgrim_: drizztception
Dandinstorm12: and decided not too
canyonms: just played you, thanks for the game!
PhenaxDK: They resolved their Drizzt first.
Mr_Horrible: *Spider Goddess pointing at Spider Goddess dot jpeg*
Dandinstorm12: we could bard
DiscordianTokkan: !card teleportation circle
LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
monkeyrama: We don't have the land yet for swarming yet, but hopefully soon 👀
Dandinstorm12: sure
monkeyrama: Oooooh dear
Dandinstorm12: we're dead
UWDJohn: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
Flotil: oh perfect a magic stream with green forgotten realms. Does anyone know how the fight from "spoils of the hunt" interacts in the case of a creature with "ward"?
Darleysam: their hand was more gamer hand!
mulligan2six: Judge, my opponent did a cool thing!
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
josh___something: Ruhroh
Dandinstorm12: GGs
monkeyrama: They had a real strong hand
PhenaxDK: Big Yikes
ginganinja314: Seems bad
Dandinstorm12: we're well rested
novrdd: we can blink life gain...
monkeyrama: oh right, that cave flies
GredGredmansson: jiminy crimbob
I_Am_Clockwork: Mans screw was bound to happen eventually
Dandinstorm12: do it
PhenaxDK: Drizzt vs Drizzt
Dandinstorm12: might as well
GredGredmansson: yes
TheBorzoi: Attack with the bard then blink it
Theycallmejokke: Pfff, it's not like an evergrowing double striker is that scary ;)
monkeyrama: Trade the Drizzts LUL
NrgSpoon: you'll probably blink the bard anyway?
RayFK: Reminder that your Drizzt will be smoller
PhenaxDK: Circle though
BloodnBullets: you arnt blocking with it
monkeyrama: Our drizzt will grow, Jordan
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can also chump drist infinitely with panthers.
Dandinstorm12: we can do the thing
novrdd: blink drzzzt :3
DiscordianTokkan: I guess it'd be Drizzt and Gwen blocking?
TheWriterAleph: "i see your drizzt is as big as mine"
Dandinstorm12: the flyers will get us
monkeyrama: oooh dear
BloodnBullets: @RayFK we have a solution for the smaller thing.
RayFK: ah, right Rama
GredGredmansson: good thing circle works on artifacts
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RayFK: Attack with Drizzt, drop bear
Dandinstorm12: offer the Drizztrade?
snowb0und: Is this the show where we make the bones touch?
monkeyrama: Chumping the cat to drizzt?
GredGredmansson: then we blink the treasure token
hey_kelvin: blinking bard for the life sounds good
Dandinstorm12: idk I think we blink the bard
I_Am_Clockwork: Chump with cat?
LordSaphni: why not attack with the cat too, since you would of made another one?
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Nydestroyer: the portal can blink the mini right?
JDMan94: what a nailbiter
Nydestroyer: no need to dawnbringer
GredGredmansson: Portal works on artifacts
monkeyrama: That cave is a big problem, dang
GredGredmansson: hunters mark their drizzt
ckupf: you have lethal
TheBorzoi: You can blink the bard for life
LordSaphni: rooDerp oh right double strike
Dandinstorm12: we have lethal?
MrPipboy3000: Blink the bard?
GredGredmansson: how?
hurricanealpaca: no they chump
monkeyrama: We have 11 damage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We don't; they chump drizt, and go to 1.
Dandinstorm12: ckupf said we have lethal
Dandinstorm12: idk
ckupf: oh shoot 12, not 13 my bad
GredGredmansson: it's not a counter
mattfox12: Trample
Dandinstorm12: keeping us alive
monkeyrama: Solid play there
invickthus: this always feels like a master class. I should be taking notes!
Dandinstorm12: skeleton time?
GredGredmansson: move to flunge step
PhenaxDK: This is... FINE
Ragnarakk: We have what i like too call "poisoned cup lethal" an inevitable death
monkeyrama: Drizzt makes such a pretty treasure chest
hurricanealpaca: venture
MrPipboy3000: Trubes and venture
NrgSpoon: lethal with trample
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Swing all should be lethal because of the trample.
Mr_Horrible: we have 8 trample, they've only 6 toughness
hurricanealpaca: and win
TheBorzoi: Swing with everything then at trample wins it
oracle23i: you can blink the treasure btw
iamn0tg00d: You can blink drizzt treasure
monkeyrama: We did earlier SeemsGood
mulligan2six: You just win here
monkeyrama: GGs
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap
monkeyrama: what a recovery
NotCainNorAbel: brought that one back
PhenaxDK: GGs
weff47: what a game
Ragnarakk: Poisoned Cup lethal!
hurricanealpaca: what a game!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
monkeyrama: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Darleysam: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GredGredmansson: we are the superior Drizzt
LadyLockwood92: Dang, well played
Dandinstorm12: Drizzt is a silly card
Nydestroyer: who expected that come back
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatClap
GredGredmansson: 7-0?
ginganinja314: That was sweet
invickthus: y'all, I do math for my job. please don't ban my job!
josh___something: Wait a minute, I love math
Chillie: How are you gonna play magic??
weff47: no don't ban math, I'll be out of a job!
monkeyrama: So Drizzt is even better than I thought he was
eye_h_bar: "Ban math!!| - Twitch immediately ceases to exist
varmintx0: Aren't you using a lot of math when you play this game?
Dandinstorm12: Wait a second, math is for blockers!
LinearGif: Parents, talk to your children about math
MrPipboy3000: @varmintx0 Math is for blockers!
RayFK: It's been a WHIIIIILE
djalternative: If you're out of water, we need you back in water, G
monkeyrama: nice name, lol
Dandinstorm12: damnit Adam
DiscordianTokkan: Ahhhhh, red SNAPPER
monkeyrama: flumph 👀
Dandinstorm12: oh dear
kumatsu: @RayFK Since I went and mathed things up, just like I always Block
TotallyNotaBeholder: da flumph!
Dandinstorm12: hey kids
abracadaver23: Hey Kid wanna buy some cards?
Nydestroyer: da flump came back the very next day
Dandinstorm12: cleric?
RayFK: Jesus Ku
Dandinstorm12: they thought it was a goner
TheWooglie: bluffed em
Theycallmejokke: They fear us!
mulligan2six: Free cards!
UWDJohn: An OP of sophistication, I see.
PhenaxDK: Drizzt is back to rumble.
Mr_Horrible: high concentration of Flumphs today
monkeyrama: in a selesnya deck, no less
GredGredmansson: in white, no less
LinearGif: They may love it too
Nydestroyer: but you have two more life :P
RayFK: Good joke streamer
Dandinstorm12: the Hole
monkeyrama: A hole NotLikeThis
kumatsu: @RayFK Off the top song parodies is a skill I'm very strong in with absolutely no practical application
satyropodobny: you've been hit by, and struck by, a Flumph criminal
monkeyrama: Holes??
DiscordianTokkan: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
sporkraptor: good grief, is this still the game where you were going to skeleton swarm??
Dandinstorm12: Get in a Hole!
Diabore: get in the hole
GredGredmansson: paladin do down the hooooooooooole
Chillie: Is that worse than the bag?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nobody puts a paladin in the hole!
DeM0nFiRe: Watch out, the National Weather Service put out a FLash Flumph warning
NonUniqueGuy: holey paladin
Theycallmejokke: Blag 'Ole
RayFK: I thought Paladins were chaste?
Nydestroyer: I do wonder if arena has any special animation if you put a bag of holding into a portable hole
Dandinstorm12: op storming off
mulligan2six: @Nydestroyer This crashes the arena
LinearGif: A nice splashy "nice try" animation that gets sucked into the astral plane
TotallyNotaBeholder: so.... which 5 drop would you like next turn?
Wiliart: They have nothing special for when you create Vecna. :(
Dandinstorm12: Drizzt probs
Dandinstorm12: holy
monkeyrama: WELP
virre_: 4 or 5 dice I think it is
GredGredmansson: oh hi bahamut
Dandinstorm12: heck
LarkSachrosis: It's yer boi
Dandinstorm12: we're in fer it now lads
invickthus: how flowers when specifically birds.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That can't hit double strikers, right?
monkeyrama: Drizzt dodges the grand master's +1
Dandinstorm12: can target the wolf
Easilycrazyhat: With a jar!
GredGredmansson: she is a panther
monkeyrama: By being an immortal 7/7 sragon OpieOP
Dandinstorm12: oops
Joalni: !card grand master of flowers
LRRbot: Grand Master of Flowers [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Bahamut [3] | As long as Grand Master of Flowers has seven or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 7/7 Dragon God creature with flying and indestructible. / [+1]: Target creature without first strike, double strike, or vigilance can't attack or block until your next turn. / [+1]: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Monk of the Open Hand, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your lib…
Dandinstorm12: you right
monkeyrama: love that clip LUL
GredGredmansson: which clip?
monkeyrama: The knife one
Joalni: Wait! Bahamut!?
Dandinstorm12: op disagreed
SeiichiSin: in before the creature from FF7 just comes up and starts walking towards Drizzt.
MrPipboy3000: So Drizzt can draw 2 off of Flumph ...
Nydestroyer: maybe the name means its some type of bot
Diabore: we draw 2 cards if they block with flumph POG
mulligan2six: @SeiichiSin Tonberry
Dandinstorm12: so
PhenaxDK: Drizzt in plate armor sounds... Dangerous.
SeiichiSin: Yep, that one!
GredGredmansson: oh that's classic
Dandinstorm12: uh huh
monkeyrama: we're gonna have to discard 👀
shea_wolfe: Time for the opponent to learn about tempo!
RayFK: This isn't my Bahamut. I see no Mega Flare
DiscordianTokkan: Kekekeke, Skelle-rush
hexy_lexy: i cant wait until Penelope has kids, that way G will be a GRAHAMpa
Dandinstorm12: Damnit G
Easilycrazyhat: "Two of your finest corpses, please."
Athelgar: lol
LinearGif: Skeleton seller, sell me your strongest skeletons
monkeyrama: Man, your rares are so gross LUL
1y1e: a skelletonne
Nydestroyer: Drizzt needing to use all his power to kill the flomph
voslan: They did it the "Old Fashioned" Way!
Borgrim_: is there enchantment removal in the set ?
GredGredmansson: with a dragon!
I_Am_Clockwork: Le Skellete
ZipZip45: Noooooo Driztttttt
GredGredmansson: @Borgrim_ there is quite a bit
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monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Probably give one of the tramplers plate armor and finish off Grandmaster.
iamn0tg00d: Bold
ghyllnox: Drizzt in plate armor seems "disadvantage"ous
DiscordianTokkan: Téléfrancais!
Dandinstorm12: yeah a dragon is definetly the old fashioned way
TotallyNotaBeholder: What is this? Whose line?
Athelgar: did the have Telefrancais on the west coast and prarries?
Borgrim_: was it the French class Halloween video ?
GredGredmansson: We have an enchantment removal in our deck, plus there's that Beholder in black
Dandinstorm12: mmm french class
NrgSpoon: bonjour allo salut
OldManJohnsonMB: Telefrancais, telefrancais. Telefrancais.
darkspiredragon: Is that like Muzzy?
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OldManJohnsonMB: 90% of my french comes from telefrancias
abracadaver23: Graham, you spoiled the secret, HE'S UNDER COVER
monkeyrama: Seems good
voslan: Teleportation Circle! SWARM THEM!
DiscordianTokkan: UN ANANAS QUI PARLE? C'EST n'est pas POSSIBLE! (Oui c'est possible! Oui c'est possible!)
monkeyrama: Bigger idiots seabatPjorg
Dandinstorm12: eating the little one does nothing
monkeyrama: party town, population: you!
Dandinstorm12: they're all party town when you've skeles
Easilycrazyhat: "Party Town is the one with very poor city planning"
Dandinstorm12: Wrath?
LinearGif: Oh pog, we like to party
monkeyrama: It's a race!
I_Am_Clockwork: Party Town population: these skeletons
Dandinstorm12: or we getting wrathed
GredGredmansson: what wrath?
DiscordianTokkan: Skelerace?
Ragnarakk: partytown has skeleTONS of fun!
Dandinstorm12: Sphere?
Dragonality: I much prefer the Hangout Hamlet. Less populated.
PhenaxDK: Wipe?
GredGredmansson: this set has no wrath
monkeyrama: Whole lotta trample up in here
MrPipboy3000: pump with Watch and they are DOB
Wolfstrike_NL: we can pump
hurricanealpaca: "you wanna race?" pulls on gloves
Dandinstorm12: oh wait sphere is upkeep
goldreaver: you hear something is great for wide
LinearGif: Orcus also
Dandinstorm12: Orcus
monkeyrama: Quite delayed
Diabore: not a lot of wraths in standard 2022
Dandinstorm12: but Orcus is red
savorycookie: I think you have 20 damage if you pump?
ToddSenate: meteor swarm is kind of a wrath
DiscordianTokkan: Orcus is Commander, remember chat
GredGredmansson: move to slams step
Dandinstorm12: all aboard the pain train
Diabore: thats very death
monkeyrama: RIP
DiscordianTokkan: I think?
Dandinstorm12: choices are being made
LadyLockwood92: Oh, honey...no.
GredGredmansson: math is for blockers anyway
UWDJohn: See, that's what happens when you ban math. :)
flukeyluke89: I think they go to 1
CaptainSpam: Interesting opponent name.
LinearGif: blocking like there's banding
monkeyrama: Hahaa
Diabore: to 1 i think, we have 24 damage and they block with 2 toughness
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
TheBorzoi: I think he's trying to target something else but Arena keeps reorganising your creatures for them
Dandinstorm12: Damnit Adam
MrPipboy3000: they go to 1
invickthus: I showed you my stack please respond.
josh___something: Good joke streamer
satyropodobny: math checks out
DiscordianTokkan: Please, my stacks
novrdd: they wants to make the skele smooler
Dandinstorm12: ok
monkeyrama: theeeere they go
Easilycrazyhat: aayy, they got there
Ragnarakk: OP plz
hexy_lexy: are they ok?
Xiff_: lrrGOAT there
The_Myrddraal: My kingdom for the stack
Diabore: also, a creature died so 2 skellies
monkeyrama: That was a dilly bar :eeys
josh___something: I miss watch+play
TheWooglie: is there a swarm of skeletons?
RayFK: You've got a SkeleTON of theme Graham
hexy_lexy: GARBAGE DAY!!! NO!!!
Dandinstorm12: Graham not playing circle is classic Still had all these
nkcola: so many Skellymen, Amy would be proud
PhenaxDK: ggs
snowb0und: Please make the bones touch
SolarBlitz1: As per the graph
flailingsoup: how can they name a card "owlbear" and not have its types be exactly "owl bear" :(
Ragnarakk: @RayFK oy quit stealng my joke
MrPipboy3000: Please advise
Easilycrazyhat: No bones in chat
TheWooglie: look at my green graph
mulligan2six: I propose that you concede now
GredGredmansson: owl is a bird
ghyllnox: No bones in chat!!!
nkcola: is this draft?
flailingsoup: owl should be a type :(
Painfully_Dyslexic: are you a bone man, Adam?
LinearGif: Albert the Owl Bear
Dandinstorm12: op in need of a treasure
flailingsoup: we could've had owl wizards!
hexy_lexy: @RayFK skeleTON OF DEEZ NUTZ
Xiff_: Yet "Otter" is a creature type for some reason
KingOfPho: not the skeleton!
Shemerson: skeleton archer
monkeyrama: Skeleton Archer MVP
Ragnarakk: zogre
voslan: Dragon Turtle is pretty strong to be honest
Dandinstorm12: keep looking op
LinearGif: Also fun fact, we got two nontoken Citizen creatures, which is apparently a new thing
Featherweight_: hells heart
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe they just want to Venture
eye_h_bar: They have a quest to finish it seems
LadyLockwood92: What would Otter's be otherwise though?
Orlantia: Adam said Garbage Day! The return has been foretold!!! NO TAKESESE BACKSESE!!!
monkeyrama: vroom vroom
TheBorzoi: Half-elfs are Human Elf which is an interesting way od depicting them
GredGredmansson: they're going to leave this world the way they entered it; flunging
Dandinstorm12: GG
Electrodyne: Summon Owlbu Jafar
Flotil: oh perfect a magic stream with green forgotten realms. Does anyone know how the fight from "spoils of the hunt" interacts in the case of a creature with "ward"?
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
ZachtlyAsIntended: @LadyLockwood92 Beast?
monkeyrama: Right on time, too PogChamp
Chillie: 7-0 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ShaneLeeAtk: Easy Clap
Wonderdoc: Got there
monkeyrama: Niiiicely done
RayFK: Both Simple AND Clean
RayFK: Gawrsh
TheWooglie: open packs
DiscordianTokkan: tqsStonks
BusTed: seabatClap tqsStonks
flukeyluke89: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Xanthaar: Otters are Lutrinae :)
GredGredmansson: @Flotil yes, it was a topic of discussion earlier
I_Am_Clockwork: Skeletal Swarming is fair and balanced limited magic xD
kumatsu: @RayFK I see only Darkness... before me....
monkeyrama: Adam's job is safe for one more week
monkeyrama: LUL
PhenaxDK: Drizzt doesnt mess around.
CardKingdom: All according to Keikaku
Officinalis: Just open Drizzt and Skeles every draft.
UWDJohn: Now banana?
Flotil: @GredGredmansson oh do you know at what timestamp?
Durdenstein: Adam gets paid in gems.
GredGredmansson: Just watched the TTC with Graham flexing his wildcard collection
nkcola: Buisness Man!
monkeyrama: lol
Dandinstorm12: lrrADAM lrrGRAHAM
CardKingdom: Adam and Rama making the same joke? That's how it works.
GredGredmansson: @Flotil I don't know it
Athelgar: adding to that wildcard pool
monkeyrama: ook ook?
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, what's the button currently?
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
abracadaver23: All according to Cake
monkeyrama: I watch too much LUL
MegaDosX: So how did the deck go? Had to step away for a bit after first game
CardKingdom: If you don't play Standard, you have a lot of wildcards
GredGredmansson: 7-0
MegaDosX: Sick
The_Myrddraal: Step 1: Buy in Gold. Step 2: 7-0 Step 3: Profit
TimIAm: Card Kingdom dot com: spend your real life dollars (USD)
djalternative: Wait. Next week we'll be able to play JMP2, right?
Dandinstorm12: this is what happens if you don't play constructed
Chillie: I thought James was the outlier...
monkeyrama: She plays this game like 50 hours a week, I bet she has a bunch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Voxy plays almost nothing but limited.
TimIAm: I meant real life wild cards
Easilycrazyhat: But the other number goes up
Nydestroyer: thats what I do... LUL
shea_wolfe: This is like Kenji's vault isn't it?
theclawmasheen: No, she parts with them like smegol and the ring
TheBorzoi: I have 45 mythic wildcard, 41 are, 358 uncommon and 278 commons
MegaDosX: Yep
KaleidoscopeMind: but the other numbers go up
f_tan_theta: modern horizons stuff is gonna destroy my wildcards
virre_: I did write a program to create decklists for each rarity of each set
monkeyrama: Yes, the 12th?
Dandinstorm12: yarp
MegaDosX: Graham, Ayula!
TheBorzoi: 41 rare*
invickthus: listen, as someone who hordes enhancement cores, I am all about that dragon gremlin hording life
Flotil: @GredGredmansson do you know what the conclusion of the discussion was?
Easilycrazyhat: XD
monkeyrama: Kenji LUL
RAZRBCK08: yea Jumpstart is next week
satyropodobny: and that's how you get billionaires people
GredGredmansson: @Flotil ...that they know about it?
djalternative: Jumpstart Next Week!
pacotaco009: Voxy says thats not true
djalternative: 12th
darkspiredragon: Geraldo will open it one day and it will be empty...
GredGredmansson: it was about Hunter's Mark and Ward
Easilycrazyhat: The Discussion (tm)
pacotaco009: i just went and asked
BrindleBoar: The Di lrrSPOOP sion
Wonderdoc: If Kenji ever opens that thing it‘ll crash the servers
Mr_Horrible: Voxy *is* live, yes
Flotil: @GredGredmansson ah ok thanks
Chillie: Thanks, G and Adam!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrGRAHAM lrrADAM lrrHEART
darkspiredragon: Thanks for streaming!
LinearGif: It was a pleasure hanging with you folks
Mr_Horrible: he's just Manufacturing Content Kappa
hexy_lexy: #BlamesTurner
GapFiller: before we go G lookin forward to the Modern Pentathlon tomorrow today?
foxtail34: Thanks!
djalternative: Jumpstart is next Thursday!
GapFiller: oooh Don
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: *ME*don? honkThink
monkeyrama: Oh myyyyy
TheWooglie: phat noodles
TheBorzoi: Oodles of Noodles
GredGredmansson: ooh, don
invickthus: cursed
Chillie: booo~
hexy_lexy: UwUdon
Easilycrazyhat: LRR is over
NotCainNorAbel: stick to the script G
DiscordianTokkan: Send Noods? No.
GredGredmansson: that's context
CardKingdom: Graham we have one rule
monkeyrama: Thanks for that LUL
sporkraptor: okbye
GapFiller: udon neu dan
CardKingdom: And that's none of Ian's hot noods
sporkraptor: lrrHEART
twistedlock23: uh oh
Foxmar320: Im clicking on Graham but the option to ban is not popping up
fistofposeidon: lol i just got here
Wiliart: Clip and highlight?
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe this is how it all ends
GredGredmansson: also that's the end of a highlights vid
LoadingReadyRun: @CardKingdom you 100% do not
Revelia: since Graham is banned Adam's job is definitely safe
GapFiller: fistofposeidon just in time for the start of the stream
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Can you believe Ian’s never made Udon Noodles? Neither can he. Let’s fix that tonight! Game: Kitsune Udon) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
NotCainNorAbel: monkey good title
monkeyrama: @NotCainNorAbel Same to you OpieOP
ArdCollider: do you ever wonder if Heather sometimes refreshes the clip bin and just goes "okay! I guess we know what happened there!"
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Can you believe Ian’s never made Udon Noodles? Neither can he. Let’s fix that tonight! Game: Kitsune Udon) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Manae: Appears the Moonbase is still synced to Microsoft Standard TIme
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
GapFiller: again
Evochron13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
Evochron13: ooh udon
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Evochron13! (Today's storm count: 33)
lostluckDev: udon't need to tell me twice to watch this stream.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Manae: lrrIAN heyjayEat
Foxmar320: Ive never had Udon so this will be interesting
Jay_Blanc: If you wish to make udon from scratch, you must first invent the anime.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
jjcard: oh cool, I've been meaning to learn to make Kitsune Ramen (assume it will translate easily)
RandomTrivia: UH
TheAinMAP: Hello?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
patbaer: Ian.
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
ChaoticObserver: Oh, the Good Eats view
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Driosenth: please don't microwave chat
ManOCatherby: Oh Ian you champion you
Phailhammer: Hi Highlight Reel! :D
felrender: put us back in, we're not done yet!
patbaer: hell yeah, time to try
GredGredmansson: this is my first TTSF, looking forward to it
Arclight_Dynamo: Udon is delicious and I love it.
Lord_ZYRK: joosy noods
Manae: heyjayEat expexpFighting heyjayEat
jadereaver99: Must see how to make my own Udon
jjcard: Space Brothers was good, but long (haven't got around to finishing it)
hexy_lexy: hey Ian! reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and an inspiration to me!!!
Foxmar320: Huh, neat
KyubiStormMage: tinker toeler tailer fry
RandomTrivia: (sorry that took so long, messed up the cut the first time)
patbaer: not to be confused with professional wrestler Maki Itoh
quietcat: I still need to get the second just bento cookbook haha
MaladyDark: ha-ha! i made it to a live one
xantos69: bits for Ian! Cheer50