marxmarksman: Watch out, that zombogre has a knife!
asthanius: Xorn, Creature - Xorn
Sibwow: half elf monk counts
MegaDosX: !card gnoll hunter
LRRbot: Gnoll Hunter [1G] | Creature — Gnoll [2/2] | Pack tactics — Whenever Gnoll Hunter attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, put a +1/+1 counter on Gnoll Hunter.
Rootpotato: owl bear is a bird bear right
LinearGif: You've also got Red Dragon the Red Dragon et al, yeah
asthanius: Purple Worm isn't purple
Denis_Dobrolubov: !card flumph
LRRbot: Flumph [1W] | Creature — Jellyfish [0/4] | Defender, flying / Whenever Flumph is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.
MegaDosX: One plus one plus two plus one?
LinearGif: And Adult Gold Dragon, which is gold
QuixoticScrivener: @lineargif, gotta distinguish it from all those other gold dragons.
RandomTrivia: "How does it move?" "Planarally"
Sogheim: Green Dragon is odd, I remember when Jugan, the Rising Star was an issue because "flying breaks the color pie for green"
MegaDosX: !card half elf monk
LRRbot: Half-Elf Monk [3W] | Creature — Human Elf Monk [1/4] | Vigilance / Stunning Strike — {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Jake_The_Pirate: !card Xorn
LRRbot: Xorn [2R] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.
Akaiatana: Elf this human in particular
Rootpotato: !card half-orc
LRRbot: Half-Orc, Half- | Creature — Orc Warrior [+3/+1] | Trample / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, / Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Traion: @sogheim now Green just laughs at the concept of the color pie
frogomb: wait, is the etymology of Owlbear someone miss hearing someone else say "Albert" with a French accent?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Manticore is a manticore, that sorta counts.
Sibwow: wheeler do you want EW
Sogheim: @Traion yeah Green went from flab to fab over the years
QuixoticScrivener: lrrPAUL lrrAWESOME
Robot_Bones: G2 Brute?
Jake_The_Pirate: oh, wheeler got a good blue card
lirazel64: Are we not hearing Arena on purpose?
QuixoticScrivener: Nope that wasn’t the Wheeler 8bit.
RandomTrivia: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
Akaiatana: Now we have the Cawcawphony
Ranakel: I mean, burb's nice, but it's no turn 1 Healer's Hawk
Sibwow: here comes elspeth into wrath
RandomTrivia: Everything is under control
TheWriterAleph: omg wheeler
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
Ranakel: Oh no no no no no
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Serpens77: this is how the Magic gathers
Gaz_L: that birb's ability is surprisingly relevant sometimes
Kyir: bag
Symphoneers: Gathering magic? In this economy?
A_Dub888: !card ranger's hawk
LRRbot: Ranger's Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / {3}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery.
SnowbirdMike: @Kyir Salt and Vinegar or ketchup
RandomTrivia: WELP
TehAmelie: it's true, Richard Garfield invented "best of three"
marxmarksman: I see Graham is a left-lander and Benjamin is a right-lander.
RandomTrivia: LUL Cameron
Ranakel: LUL
marxmarksman: Atla-Paladin, Nest Tender.
boonf: get him out of me!
rasterscan: !card you are ambushed
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
rasterscan: !card you're ambushed
LRRbot: You're Ambushed on the Road [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Make a Retreat — Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. / • Stand and Fight — Target creature gets +1/+3 until end of turn.
Kalpho: the hit song in Palladin - I Can Show You the Ward
TheWooglie: Wheeler sideboarded into mono white
RandomTrivia: Uho h#
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
laikagoat: fionaVoid
DeM0nFiRe: Apparently "planarally" is the magic word to kill the stream
underhill33: heck
F1SHOR: OK cool not just me
sheer_falacy: oh not just me
MegaDosX: Oh good that wasn't just me
belgo1: someone activated
TheWooglie: oshiF
RandomTrivia: panicBasket lrrFINE panicBasket
sporkraptor: oh nooooo
DeM0nFiRe: twitch pls
TiagoToledo: Blame Cam Kappq
nobodez: very odd
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silaslunark: Oh noooo
AveryCorvus: Unts unts unts
MurphEP: Uh oh
prestonhd: @DeM0nFiRe Power Word: Planarally
Gritgutz: F
ravenlord_xix: Planar ally is the new Power Word Kill
jessieimproved: strobe warning
TiagoToledo: Kappa
CanisLupusAqua: monkaS
Sibwow: planarally for sure
MAPBoardgames: Twitch please?
hd_dabnado: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: twitch goes "you activated my trap card"
Tingeltangelibach: lrrFINE
malc: heck, indeed
lirazel64: f
silaslunark: Gnarly indeed
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe LUL
thraximore: wheeler pulled the plug to escape the match LUL
lithopseffect: rip
korvys: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
freshmaker__: haha i thought it was my internet dying until chat kept scrolling
sporkraptor: welp XD
thraximore: there it is, indeed
RaklarLS: Flumph goes the stream
MegaDosX: Twitch didn't like two Planar Allies showing up
RandomTrivia: A good way to test is if it freezes, pause and unpause - if it replays a bit you've already seen, it's dead
TiagoToledo: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
eshplode: Oh no, my life is flashing before my eyes
sovietbear1919: lrrFINE moon2SPIN lrrFINE
SpaceVelociraptor: I'm also getting auto draws in my arena games? anybody else?
Gaz_L: Damn Lars
sheer_falacy: phew
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TheWooglie: Did Paul's machine do the thing again?
MegaDosX: Reload the page if the stream is flashing for you, that should fix it
LoadingReadyRun: Be right back! Sorry, everyone!
IbunWest: moist7
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE_SQ
sporkraptor: lrrHEART
SergeYager: you're the best paul <3
MegaDosX: All good Paul!
RandomTrivia: Cameron spake the word of power and lo, the stream did perish
lirazel64: TPFufun TPFufun TPFufun Paul will fix it.
MegaDosX: We can wait for you to work your wizardry
CraschBot: LuvSign
silaslunark: We’ll time to chat amongst ourselves chat. What spoiler from midnight hunt most interests you
Dog_of_Myth: Just got back, what happened?
aerohydra: stream died
SergeYager: technical difficulties
silaslunark: Will we see black werewolves again, will arlinn find love
BrowneePoints: you broke it @dog_of_myth
KeytarCat: Planar Ally struck the stream
benjamin_wheeler: for those that missed it I drew a Wrath of God that also gains me 10 life and draws me 10 cards
CraschBot: @silaslunark Those basic lands!
aerohydra: wrenn and seven is pretty awesome
Nukified: planarally borked the stream
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electra310: Turns out mispronouncing Planar Ally is the secret word that ends the world.
nobodez: lrrFINE
Traion: Checks out Wheeler
BrowneePoints: Arlinn better get a card in a format that supports her this time
TiagoToledo: !blame Cam
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints But I wasn't near engineering!
MAPBoardgames: Quick! Someone post a picture of Ian with a dozen connectors in his mouth!
silaslunark: Wrenn and seven is pretty neat although I wish it wasn’t mono coloured
rasterscan: @benjamin_wheeler So you drew Hydroid Krasis?
benjamin_wheeler: Arlinn Kord saw high tier Vintage play
KWardJenx: So we all agree, the blame lies with Cam.
Dog_of_Myth: Those new basic lands are *chef's kiss*
electra310: I am comfortable blaming Cam, yes
BrowneePoints: I was so Sad Arlinn's first card was so good but R/G was just baaaaad in standard her entire lifetime
BrowneePoints: @benjamin_wheeler holy crap really!?
silaslunark: I hope arlinn aggressively takes over domri territory cause like fight lord for werewolves seems primo
silaslunark: Also he is dead
MegaDosX: Also, shout out to strictly better Shock and strictly better Doom Blade from the sneak peek spoilers
RandomTrivia: Hey, I played Arlinn Kord in several standard decks and it was fine. Aggressively fine
cabforpitt: the doom blade does make you lose 2
silaslunark: Oh jeez yeah the new black kill spell is nuts
Dog_of_Myth: New zombie seems fun
cabforpitt: it's better but not strictly better
RandomTrivia: Have you ever upticked Arlinn Kord on a freshly cast Dragonlord Dromoka? It feels good.
BrowneePoints: the new zombie is a staple
MegaDosX: @cabforpitt That will be relevant in a nonzero number of cases, but people happily played Murderous Rider for a while that does the same thing
silaslunark: I’m so excited to slot that kill spell into angels I usually have so much health
MegaDosX: Destroy a creature, no questions asked, is pretty strong at 2 mana
silaslunark: Also come on more orzhov angels on innistrad
BrowneePoints: champion of the parish helped put humans Into modern
silaslunark: And deep sea vamps
Diabore: @MegaDosX the difference with rider is it hit walkers too, it was a heros downfall, not just murder
Traion: @megadosx strictly better means no additional downside though. So loosing 2 makes it better, not strictly better
BrowneePoints: and champion of the perished is in a good tribe
silaslunark: Also we already have the best pun in the set
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, we don't get strong removal at 2 mana that often anymore.
cabforpitt: we've had a pretty strong run of black removal in standard since DOM
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MegaDosX: I honestly don't think the losing 2 life thing is that big of a downside.
benjamin_wheeler: powering up the base cannon
BrowneePoints: I hope we get Runo Stromkirk as a legendary U/B Vamp
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought white was the colour for removal though /s
laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL
KeytarCat: lrrSIGNAL
MegaDosX: Ayyyyy
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
electra310: Signal!
silaslunark: Me neither the 2 life is so incosiquential
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
RainyMint: lrrSIGNAL
theovenbird: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: (if you don't see it, refresh the page)
Traion: @megadosx it isn't but it makes it not *strictly * better, that is what strictly means
AshBurnem: lrrSIGNAL
spiffinn: i mean it is a real downside but most creatures will deal more than 2 damage if you let them live
Dog_of_Myth: Ooo new removal spell + Book of Vile Darkness....
lirazel64: Annnnd... backà
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KeytarCat: @lirazel64 b-b-baka!
MegaDosX: @Traion Fair enough, though I considered it strictly better since all other two mana mono-black removal I've seen carries a rider, like Cast Down or Power Word Kill. The new one does not beyond the 2 life, which is going to be occasionally relevant but mostly a fair price to pay.
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL escher3DOOT escher3DOOT tootDEE tootToot
Kyir: Hello!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: hello
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls :p
laikagoat: fionaLOL
thraximore: hahahaha
pickleplop: oh there is an emrakul
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWW
silaslunark: Honestly I feel like power word kill got a lot worse by comparison
spiffinn: compare to feed the swarm, for example
asthanius: cool eldrazi
RandomTrivia: Just don't say "planarally" again :D
TheWriterAleph: hey what are all those creatures doing on the board
5fivecents: Hi
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NotCainNorAbel: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
BrowneePoints: Stromkirk is the one bloodline we dont have the Sire for right?
drcthulu: emrakrul?
MegaDosX: !card emrakul, the aeons torn
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
pickleplop: LUL
HyperionHawk_: wait, what?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MurphEP: It's hard to say
Ranakel: Beautiful
TheWriterAleph: oh, emmy phased out. it's fine.
silaslunark: Graham might have 15 flash squirrels with reach
silaslunark: You never know
LinearGif: Max Goof over here
pickleplop: wheeler is missing a color Sadge
asthanius: a-hyuk welcome back to Goofy Gaming
marxmarksman: It's goofy! It's gaming! It's goofy gaming!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good to see Cleric Class still has double strike.
cabforpitt: pawning yortle
shurtal: gawrsh, sora, we gotta d-d-d-duel
MegaDosX: Cam pls
electra310: He said it again!
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrCAMERON
nobodez: didn't kill the stream this time
alikaoz: how long ago did we start?
TheWriterAleph: gawrsh
sheer_falacy: very nice
MAPBoardgames: Flunge!
enkor2113: it'd been great if the stream crashed again after that joke
silaslunark: No cam don’t crash the stream again with puns!!!
pickleplop: ouch
LinearGif: Honestly this is my favorite matchup for goofy banter
BrowneePoints: Myrkul(Merkle) is a fun God
BrowneePoints: Hi I'm Brownee, a big FR fan and massive dork
pickleplop: right on time LUL
Twilight_Spark: Not this turn...Unless?
marxmarksman: Double Delver.
pickleplop: LUL
pickleplop: seems a little late
Natedogg2: If only you still had that Emrakul in play.
MegaDosX: That's how I've always heard it pronounced
asthanius: Urkel?
cabforpitt: angela?
TiagoToledo: Anguela! Kappa
TheMicah21: Steve Myrkul
Ranakel: Myrs ARE kool
LinearGif: Myr are pretty cool it's true
asthanius: Stefan Merkel
Sibwow: the myrkul with a mouth
BrowneePoints: yep. Merkle like Angela
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sheer_falacy: he can see the future!
silaslunark: Oh also it’s been announced no eldrazi on innistrad this time around
silaslunark: According to Mario
rasterscan: What was that Prophecy saga that drew two cards? Something during theros.
silaslunark: Maro
asthanius: Luigi
silaslunark: Goddamit auto correct. You had one job
RandomTrivia: @rasterscan Medomai's Prophecy
A_Dub888: Narrator: He didn't misclick
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Sibwow: if only you had an evolving wilds @benjamin_wheeler
cabforpitt: ordeal of thassa?
Pharmacistjudge: take a break
RandomTrivia: An small oopsie-boingo
asthanius: up to clup
kumatsu: Where those boots, Whiskers
FadedOverseer: i like big boots and i cannot lie
asthanius: Cowboy Whiskers
MegaDosX: You don't need a hat to be a cowboy though
BrowneePoints: Serge donald ducking it in a Polo and rubber boots
PerplexedPensive: mull
RandomTrivia: Powerful
drcthulu: send it back
obijam_: mull
rasterscan: Poor Cam. :(
TheWriterAleph: technically correct
MegaDosX: Dramatically better
RandomTrivia: I love that Growth Spiral has become the default UG effect now
MegaDosX: Send a message!
Meaches101: altruism is worth it.
Jake_The_Pirate: Adam was the only one in red?
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Rootpotato: well, i called jers deck rright
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia I've seen it put that Gretchen is the fair Thrasios, so that effect has been around for a bit
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX I would argue that Gretchen is *better* Thrasios
tehfewl: there were like 6
asthanius: get got
DiscordianTokkan: om nom nom
Sogheim: caw caw
marxmarksman: Owlbert
MegaDosX: Ah, I see Jer is just playing good cards
Haroldholmes25: You may not realize it but owlbear is owl bear
MegaDosX: I feel like Owlbear is a pretty powerful common tbh
BrowneePoints: I mean it's the most iconic monster besides dragon and beholder
BrowneePoints: makes sense
obijam_: Stephen Owlbert
FullOfLiesAndBees: I just love that Arena just plays the bird and roar noises simultaneously for it.
Meaches101: this sets power level at common is impressive
Sogheim: that Illithid is messed up in Commander. You really wanna block the Snapcaster Mage? You want it bounced back?
MegaDosX: Oh no
baskwalla: yikes
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RandomTrivia: DAGRON
Nukified: big bird
offbeatwitch: card's good
Meaches101: can confirm, NAWBONE good
asthanius: Reading's for nerds
Natedogg2: Reading is for blockers.
marxmarksman: Reading? in this economy!?
BrowneePoints: Old Gnawbone is a good lady
Sogheim: Serge is right, that's how I deal with foreign language cards
f_tan_theta: serge how could you call me out like this
BrowneePoints: well shes actually evil but you know
NotCainNorAbel: I look at the art and figure things out from there
SnowbirdMike: I always at least read the first 4 words.
Manae: That seems like a worthwhile quote
QuixoticScrivener: Questing Beast: Chapter 3, damage cannot be prevented.
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MegaDosX: SO MUCH MANA
RandomTrivia: A mighty hoard
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrindleBoar: pay off student loans, then buy a boat
MegaDosX: Jer is secretly playing Hoard of the Dragon Queen
couchboyj: revealing in riches over there
marxmarksman: Mana mananan, mana manamana
RandomTrivia: "Come back, I haven't finished winning at you!"
sheer_falacy: the most powerfull counterspell, conceding
BrowneePoints: Jer's Deck should be called "Monster Manual" or "The Dungeonmaster"
DeM0nFiRe: "Concede" is an uncounterable counterspell for 0
silaslunark: Ah yes, the classic, Cam playing solid midrange value and being utterly run over by nonsense tamp
Meaches101: countered spell by scooping!
drcthulu: where's a comfy chair when you need one
Loonatic93: Why is Purple Wurm Green and not Red/Blue?
MegaDosX: Both entirely reasonable first picks imo
couchboyj: I cast scoop as an interrupt
asthanius: Jer has a constructed deck
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Because it's a big dumb creature, and it's not really conducive to either colour in MTG terms
Loonatic93: @MegaDosX But, flavor fail!
BrowneePoints: @megadosx red and blue make purple. har har
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 I get what you're going for, but purple worms just burrow and eat, really
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Don't make me come over there :p
BrowneePoints: @megadosx and kill entire parties
Loonatic93: Well, so do I, and I play a lot of Izzet!
Haroldholmes25: jer's deck is really just all gas huh
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Like I said, they eat.
Jake_The_Pirate: In terms of colour, I like that gold dragon is gold bordered
MegaDosX: Oh no Cam
DiscordianTokkan: F
RandomTrivia: oh no
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Good lord he really is just playing a Standard 2022 deck
Scar_Red_Tiger: whom among us
Kyir: Is Graham muted?
BrowneePoints: fly and mage hand. my kind of caster Cam
Pharmacistjudge: did G say something?
underhill33: Graham's talking?
MegaDosX: If Graham is talking we can't hear him
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM My bad! I'm not "on" in this scene.
RandomTrivia: Paper Magic upside #37: If THIS happens, you can say "oh no wait, the other land" and your opponent will probably be fine with it
F1SHOR: Ohh I thought serge was talking to him self 😂
RealLegitStreamer: Serge is just talking to the G in his head
justthorne: just what he needed
kumatsu: well yeah Serge, Graham's been dead for 5 years.... lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: Double Troubadour would be a hell of a thing to deal with
bullseye3265: just waiting for the froghemoth
RandomTrivia: Got there!
omdorastrix: @LoadingReadyRun That "Telepathy" crapshot was based on a real story, eh?
BrowneePoints: a Troopadours
marxmarksman: Doubador
BrowneePoints: Troupeadours*
Symphoneers: Tribadour
A_Dub888: !card disrupt
LRRbot: Disrupt [U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Draw a card.
Loonatic93: Green Dragon? That's one of my favorite sushi rolls!
MegaDosX: A very strong card
Pharmacistjudge: I'm surprised at Cam's line there
rasterscan: !card ranger class
LRRbot: Ranger Class [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Ranger Class enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {3} {G}: Level 3 / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
MegaDosX: I feel like it's one of the main reasons mono-green stompy is really good in the Standard 2022 queue
belgo1: we could use more camera flipping
BrowneePoints: I have to make an all Bard party called The Troupeadours now
Ranakel: Ranger Class, or as I like to call it "Bear with upside"
belgo1: don't really use it
RandomTrivia: @Pharmacistjudge Are you? Why?
TimIAm: I enjoy the art on Minimus Containment
Pharmacistjudge: I'm surprised he didn't cast green dragon last turn
RandomTrivia: It costs double G
Pharmacistjudge: using conjurer to untap the forest.
MegaDosX: So Selesnya Dragons seems kinda neat :p
RandomTrivia: Hmmm
RandomTrivia: Guess he didn't see it
TimIAm: Jer is a monster
laikagoat: fionaVoid
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
j3573rblack: !streamtime
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
j3573rblack: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:52.
rasterscan: I mean getting any of the named dragons in this set is just such a bomb.
TheWriterAleph: Gnawb own'd
BrowneePoints: She's a good lass Jer, a good dragon lass
rasterscan: Especially because the one cheap removal doesn't hit dragons.
Kadenus: ranger class. good card
SnowbirdMike: So. Just asking. Did anyone pay attention to what they were passing Jer?
RandomTrivia: Turns out 7-mana Legends are strong. Neat.
Dog_of_Myth: So Dragons seems good
silaslunark: i feel like this is a very "prince" format IE everything swings around the rares and mythic
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Loonatic93: Generally speaking named dragons are generally bombs in pretty much any set.
Revelia: if cam didn't get dumped on at the ppr it's happening here
MegaDosX: The dragons like that are one of the main reasons I like a single Plummet in the main deck
Traion: Jer's deck is absurd
FadedOverseer: graham whispers to go to break
QuixoticScrivener: Are dragons important in this format?
DiscordianTokkan: Did they miss Graham's whisper?
Kyir: Did someone just whisper "throw to break"
SnowbirdMike: woohoo
Sibwow: so just call it early?
RandomTrivia: That would be Graham, yes
freshmaker__: the ghost of magic's present
TimIAm: Serge passed his perception check and heard the ethereal whispering
LoadingReadyRun: @Sibwow more magic!
Dog_of_Myth: Yay, more magic!
Sibwow: thats much better
ZackTheCatKing: Hey all just joined, how's it going. Jer is here!
NotCainNorAbel: ala cuisine
NotCainNorAbel: For James at least
Sibwow: !odds
itira: seabatClap Adams hand!
MagicalAttackGecko: Graham, always make sure to share your belch with the class.
Sibwow: i drafted 6 hording ogres once
Sibwow: it was great
djalternative: @Sibwow the arena fnpf streams tend to go a lot quicker than 3 bo3 matches
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: X O R N
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
FadedOverseer: !card xorn
LRRbot: Xorn [2R] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.
Pharmacistjudge: assuming you have 33 cards in your deck and 16 lands in the deck, you're looking at 74.2% chance of drawing a land in the next two draws.
RandomTrivia: Xorn Xorn!
benjamin_wheeler: Cruisin' AFR
RandomTrivia: "like, Xorns Scoob!"
Tiesonthewall: Hoarding Ogre may be one of my fav cards of the set
NotCainNorAbel: according to a blog post: if you are running 17 lands and have two in hand and need three. You are ~70% likely to draw a land in the first two draws
TheWriterAleph: Too Many Xorns! Too many xorns...
MegaDosX: Beep beep
freshmaker__: 🎵How many Xorns do you have to eat before they make your skin turn gold.🎵
thraximore: What Vrooms May Come
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Loonatic93: So a Celestial Unicorn would just be really REALLY shiny, wouldn't it.
AntiSnowman: Owl Bear PogChamp
RandomTrivia: The corner is turned!
Sibwow: screw beats flood
DiscordianTokkan: Owl Pairs
Sibwow: theyre called owl pears
Natedogg2: So they don't get lonely.
MegaDosX: Adam just needs to draw that Damnation that's definitely in his deck
Aarek: this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
TheWriterAleph: it ain't over til its owlbear
AntiSnowman: Yogi Owl Bear
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: There is nothing quite like the feeling of turning the corner as a ramp deck
denizenofdarkness: Had a really awful match on Quick Draft today where I was on the draw with two lands in hand, proceeded not to draw any lands until turn 8 or so
AntiSnowman: SourPls
silaslunark: duel of the fates was not what i was expecting
RandomTrivia: Can we get a soundpack of Adam saying "vroom" for LRRMans this year? lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: "Beebeep! Beebeep! Beebeep! BEBEEP."
silaslunark: but its glorious
DeM0nFiRe: Absolutely
SnowBuddy18: LRR a capellalbum
RandomTrivia: YES. Windmill slam
MAPBoardgames: Prolly, yes.
Lord_Durin: Vrmmm
RealLegitStreamer: Yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Do you not know us
ZackTheCatKing: Yes, I'd pay for a live stream concert
electra310: YES GIVE
MrTulip: adam has mastered the format
thraximore: You know what card I genuinely wish was good? I remember playing Wrack with Madness in mono red because it just destroyed my friends' big dumb idiots umbraUWU
frogomb: Adam is actually several car noises in a trench coat
LordSaphni: make Adam's "vroom" sound the resub sound lol
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc :p
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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DiscordianTokkan: [Vrooms Intensify]
LordSaphni: RealLegitStreamer thanks for the sub lrrHEART
sheer_falacy: car ASMR
orimazer: acarpella?
freshmaker__: i remember top gear did their opening theme on car engines one time.
MegaDosX: Oh no
Loonatic93: Top Gear did. They did the song "Jessica".
ClockWisely: ASMcar
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
MegaDosX: Adam just /obliterated/ Jer there, holy crap
MagicalAttackGecko: Choooo choooo
SpaceVelociraptor: yeah, Top Gear did that
Loonatic93: I think it was Brian May who tuned a bunch of cars to play the song Jessica!
RandomTrivia: It's utter Car-nage out there! lrrBEEJ
TiagoToledo: VVVVRRRROOOOOMMM.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: They did it on top gear with the theme tune. It was ......bad
justthorne: nice one @ClockWisely
Manae: Next Grand Prix, all Adam's opponents concede just to stop hearing car noises
djalternative: oh I thought we were going to talk about the AMP commercial where a man uses jumper cables attacked to the car battery as nipple clamps
FadedOverseer: they'll bring back the pro tour just so Adam can vroom onto the Big Stage
KWardJenx: Just recognized that Adam is Vrruming, "Trampled Under Foot."
SpaceVelociraptor: Top Gear has also done one of those "musical roads" to the tune of Jessica
RandomTrivia: James May has a music degree. He put it together
LackingSanity_: the 6 drop removal is also probably too slow and clunky
MegaDosX: Also I like how Adam's deck is basically mono-red splashing black, rather than an actual Rakdos deck
BluePlainCreek: you can also find Renault F1 playing God save the Queen
Manae: Take the mystery box instead!
Loonatic93: James May! Right! Brian May is the guitarist for Queen.
KWardJenx: UHF reference!!!
rabbitgta: there was a fun experiment with rumble strips, where the strips rumble at the right frequency of a couple of songs
RandomTrivia: Car noises aren't very green! Jer should be making ELECTRIC car noises! lrrBEEJ
enkor2113: the man's vrooming i dont know what to do about it
MegaDosX: Of note, if you're holding a card when you draw a card, Arena makes it enter your hand faster
MegaDosX: Or at least it appears to
DeM0nFiRe: A real power move is to do that in paper magic, hold up a card during your opponents whole turn
AntiSnowman: 🚴 ding ding
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
El_Funko: an aggressive ting-a-ling
TiagoToledo: Lawnmower, obvs
RandomTrivia: Once you get to the BIG green creatures, you need the horn from a freight locomotive
RomanGoro: Yes, an angle grinder
enkor2113: 7am lawnmower
RandomTrivia: "It goes Xorn, and Xorn and Xorn an Xorn!"
AntiSnowman: Jebaited
lirazel64: Fooled you... I had a bike with an awOOOga honk.
Symphoneers: Serge speaking my language, lawnmowers are a scourge
telemacus: rip
Loonatic93: If it was Boros, it would be an Angel Grinder!
TiagoToledo: And I'm not "chat" Serge, we have names! Kappa
RandomTrivia: Twitch Chat is one entity
RomanGoro: A dude deciding to cut a stack of tiles with an angle grinder under your window in the first nice enough to have your windows open day after winter is way worst than any lawnmower
drcthulu: hoarding ogre is in a jar, he's dead to Adam now
AntiSnowman: my name is chat :)
TiagoToledo: We are individuals tatGlam
RandomTrivia: A hivemind of good, bad and hilarious ideas
RandomTrivia: Impersonating a bard is just being a False-badour
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
sheer_falacy: the troubadors are on the roof again!
KWardJenx: This was super fun!
TiagoToledo: Adam got vroomed tatGlam
MegaDosX: Good pun there Graham
MegaDosX: "Ready to roll"
RandomTrivia: Ah, this is the Hitchhikers' Guide of FNPF, the increasingly inaptly named trilogy of 5
Loonatic93: Do you think Serra was a mistress of trigonometry? She always seem to be making acute Angels!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TiagoToledo: #ad Kappq
TiagoToledo: Kappa
MurphEP: Baked beyahns
RandomTrivia: Wheeler's deck functioning as intended
KWardJenx: Touche Cam. Touche
djalternative: Have Luck, Will Travel
Tiesonthewall: So when they draft, do they draft against anyone, or are they able to draft with eachother?
MegaDosX: Hateful
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electra310: They used another program to draft, then used wildcards for any cards they drafted but didn't have on Arena
Jake_The_Pirate: @tiesonthewall they use a website to draft against each other then import the decks
SergeYager: @Tiesonthewall we draft with each other digitally, save the lists, and then use wildcards on Arena to challenge each other.
RandomTrivia: For this stream (and other FNPFs) they used mtgadraft.tk and did a simulated draft together
Tiesonthewall: ohhh, that makes sense. neat!
Tiesonthewall: Thanks for the info!
Loonatic93: That's a lot of chonk.
sheer_falacy: first time that spider actually got created
asthanius: I don't think I've ever seen that token
MegaDosX: I love the flavour text on Split the Party
MegaDosX: "Don't."
AveryCorvus: Fun fact: Did you know that driders don't balloon using the earth's electric currents, like spiders do, but magical eddies? It's true!
Dog_of_Myth: @asthanius The Spider is eating a horse....
Fruan: I was sad there wasn't a wrath called "Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies"
PIayswithFlRE: or at least have a kicker to bounce or kill everyone
RandomTrivia: Non-circular Big Giant
TiagoToledo: What a big giant that is Kappa
thmanwithnoname: split the party should be a Shahrazad effect. split your hand and your permanents and play two games.
TiagoToledo: and doofa
SnowBuddy18: @thmanwithnoname Artifact, as Richard Garfield intended
Kyir: Barely beat out the Delina that was about to come down
DeM0nFiRe: Gotta do a Barbarian internship
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SirMorek: so good
Inkompetence: They haven't done Barbarian Co-op.
MegaDosX: The rare "shut up, Paul"
drcthulu: to be fair Barbarians don't really have class, they just run in a break things
AntiSnowman: LUL
MegaDosX: That was definitely an unreasonably large thief
ancientspark: @drcthulu Well that's why the Barbarian class isn't very effective, now is it?
RandomTrivia: A Guild Thief waving a severed hand around
Martin_FcG: Got the barbarian class, but now has to do an unpaid internship Kappa
Sogheim: lairs are not dungeons, it says so on the sign out front
SnowbirdMike: haha
SnowBuddy18: @Martin_FcG ahh yes, or as we call it, level 1
Sogheim: dungeons can be lairs if they fill out the proper zoning forms in their municipality
MegaDosX: Exactsies!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
offbeatwitch: nice!
RandomTrivia: *POW*
DiscordianTokkan: So VASCULAR
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: !card guild thief
LRRbot: Guild Thief [1U] | Creature — Orc Rogue [1/1] | Whenever Guild Thief deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Cunning Action — {3}{U}: Guild Thief can't be blocked this turn.
MegaDosX: It kinda makes sense the Guild Thief gets that big since it's an Orc
Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler do you want to play an evolving wilds perhaps
corefluxx: MY NOSE!?!
asthanius: Work first, then nose
Radyin: Warlock Class is absolutely brutal in two headed giant.
MegaDosX: Warlock Class needs to be respected when an opponent's running it, since though it takes a lot of mana to get there, it can just outright kill you
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Sogheim: your little pony!
TastyArsenic: !card warlock class
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
RandomTrivia: LUL
baskwalla: That was good Ben
thraximore: hahahaha
MurphEP: That got a laugh from me
codatski: It's alright Wheeler I accidentally baited G into saying fuck on LRRMTG
thraximore: My mouth was full of food, thanks wheeler
MegaDosX: Minimus Containment is part of a 9th level spell
MegaDosX: Power Word Kill is an outright 9th level spell
RandomTrivia: Wish too
MegaDosX: Yeah, Wish as well
SirMorek: This is just planar ally on their off day, you didn't pay their retainer
Sogheim: well, it does have one of White's well known keywords, Dies to Lightning Bolt
thraximore: was that kiefer in the background?
Revelia: wish doesn't make you roll a dice to lose the game when it resolves so it's not all bad
TheArchitectX: Planar Ally knocks off 15% of the average demi-god's health. How bad do they think that is?
AtomicAlchemical: I think of Power Word: Kill as high skill, low energy. It doesn't take much to end something if you've got precision
thraximore: @AtomicAlchemical I like that interpretation
Sibwow: horse with a nintendo
RandomTrivia: Good thing it isn't Monday or you would never cast it lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: #Can'tHorseClub
korvys: Antennorse
asthanius: Nintendo Sixty-Horse
MegaDosX: Djinni djinn-djinn
MegaDosX: Adam no
korvys: @AtomicAlchemical Power Word: Gun
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sogheim: Adam plz
themenace1: seabatClap
coachNelly: Used to scry a little now I scry a lot
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Nelly! sergeHi
DiscordianTokkan: Vrooom
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown
coachNelly: What up trivia
Dog_of_Myth: @coachNelly Nice one
Pharmacistjudge: scry, scry baby, I guess that I'm a bad guy now
asthanius: and shocklands
coachNelly: I want food all the time
FannyBabbs: womp womp
MegaDosX: Tireless Provisioner's coming to Historic though
Sibwow: he found the line
korvys: Close
denizenofdarkness: dang
offbeatwitch: good game!
thraximore: very good game
El_Funko: Adam's pirate ancestors: I really like treasures, I think they're cool
KWardJenx: Really good stuff
Dog_of_Myth: Good games
coachNelly: Good games!
Pharmacistjudge: the format is really fasxzt
Pharmacistjudge: fast
Jake_The_Pirate: good games.
alikaoz: And the shuffling!
SnowbirdMike: thanks streamers
Martin_FcG: Nice paintings Jer
RandomTrivia: Mystery!
SimpleThings02: will there ever be a "tap, tap, concede" mat?
RandomTrivia: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: @SimpleThings02 possibly! Good idea!
thraximore: Ah, an Australian game
Styxseus: Poor bleepin' Infantry :P
RandomTrivia: Yep
SimpleThings02: @LoadingReadyRun ty!
MegaDosX: Shots fired, Cam
teikiatsu2: is there a new nickname queue soon?
Sibwow: oh baby
laikagoat: fionaClap
RandomTrivia: BOOK HYPE
thraximore: @teikiatsu2 they're skipping AFR
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
Dog_of_Myth: YES
itira: yaaaas
MurphEP: Yes!
MurphEP: Let's goooo
Radyin: When does Adam get his own Dice Friends intro?
electra310: yessssssss
Sibwow: gnome time
teikiatsu2: the TTC page is still on Strixhaven
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
Juliamon: The book with the false gorilla!
thraximore: oh maaaaaaan I loved this one
rosesmcgee: Yes! seabatBRAIN
electra310: The catapult!
Sogheim: it kept stealing things for Adam to do!
itira: i missed it the first time so this is grrrreat!
Sogheim: the mechanical ape ran away
RandomTrivia: We just had like 60 gnomes following us around
DiscordianTokkan: Kept getting teleported by Imps
KWardJenx: Can't wait. Adam for the win!
thraximore: Discovering a balding machine!
Pharmacistjudge: book stream hype!
lirazel64: Wheeeeee! 100 gnomes gnomes on the wall, 100 gnomes gnomes....
DiscordianTokkan: And the giant King Kong illusion
thraximore: 68 gnomes, as I recall
Sogheim: didn't you open every casket in a tomb and die to every obvious trap
Talin06: just don't touch the nuke this time
MurphEP: It's 68 gnomes, specifically
thraximore: EXACTLY 68 gnomes. No more, no less
Juliamon: And that time you greased up an imp and it was so mortified it ditched the story entirely
DiscordianTokkan: 68 Gnomes, becuase it's gnice
Sibwow: like what are yo ugonna call xorn?
f_tan_theta: woof, July
Sibwow: xon xeremy?
Sogheim: oh no the greased up imp
thraximore: @Sibwow hardcore xorn
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Oh RIGHT
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
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Aarek: So many months!
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silvern7552: okay next they gotta call out every follower too
MegaDosX: Paul pls
itira: ohhaiyalc
RandomTrivia: Paul LUL
MegaDosX: Cam don't swear on the MTG stream!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Nice.
RandomTrivia: Nice
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
MegaDosX: There are some really good names subbed to this channel
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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itira: lrrHEART
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
RandomTrivia: Yeah a bunch of the actual regular subs are fantastic names
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
lirazel64: You're welcome!
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream!
Martin_FcG: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you!
ShaneLeeAtk: Must Hold
RandomTrivia: <stand by for Paul Call>
baskwalla: You don't have to go home but you can't Paul here.... unless you're Paul
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM btw, here's that weird Cars commercial I mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4YsMVA8DoU
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Cunobelenos: Gnight Paul! Good advice
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Night Paul
DeM0nFiRe: Solid career advice o/ lrrPAUL gdqHeart
aleriacarventus: <3 Paul