DarkMorford: Hey early chat
TheMerricat: Evening @DarkMorford :)
tapdancingbeavers: Hi all :D
TheMerricat: Looking forward to this. I've seen a few videos of folk testing out Back 4 Blood so far, including Tyler McVicker. and it definitely has some rough edges so far, but it also looks like it could be something big if they polish it enough.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Go left.
ContingentCat: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #6106: "I wish I knew how much blood I have left." —RebelliousUno [2019-06-11]
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin
DarkMorford: So is Uno coming back for his blood? Kappa
laikagoat: lrrWOW
El_Funko: well I'm here and people call me Uno all the time, so close enough
SergeYager: oh hey uno
SquareDotCube: !findquote blood
LRRbot: Quote #2650: "Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around." —Heather [2016-05-30]
DarkMorford: How's it going, Funko?
El_Funko: Hey Serge
r10pez10: serge being rude in chat i see
El_Funko: Good thanks! My cat wants morning attention
DarkMorford: Cats will do that.
El_Funko: How are you, DarkMorford?
SquareDotCube: Guess we should inform James that Funko and Uno are the same person now Kappa
DarkMorford: Not bad. Finally got a cool weekend in the Seattle area, which is nice.
NotCainNorAbel: and afternoon attention and evening attention. Really attention anytime you can't give them it and will bite you when you do have time.
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ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
jessieimproved: Was watching Ben + crew playing this earlier, pretty cool
MWGNZ: joekimHi
ContingentCat: oo game sounds
manfred909: joekimHi
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART I have no idea what this will be like but it's good people so WOOOOOO!
matthaus_c: this gun be GOOD
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SmoreThanAFeelin: woooooo
Simonark: I heard a survivor cough
Sniknob: Hi nelly
manfred909: lol Nelly
Fruan: Pills here?
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Bengineering: benginO7
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
matthaus_c: benginO7
MWGNZ: 2 good things about this game: the subtitles are great, and the literal first thing the game does on first launch is put you in the accessibility settings menu
Sibwow: oh my a joekim
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CommanderSethB: 4 months, and I'm here to watch some Back 4 Blood!
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novrdd: omg i was from @bengineering 'stream and arrived here just to see yet another of this game PridePog
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mistakes will be made
TheMerricat: Nelly attacking the survivors there?
ContingentCat: Nelly's got the zoomies
ponbern: Is the diffuclty still being set at hard?
jessieimproved: mic 5
matthaus_c: mic 5
NimrodXIV: muted
DeM0nFiRe: Mic muted
Pangogie: Hehehehe.
TheMerricat: muted
MWGNZ: jamieMute ?
Wyatt46692: muted
novrdd: sound :0
ContingentCat: Mic 5!
Sibwow: mime 5
mowdownjoe: MIC 5
laikagoat: fionaVoid
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are muted :)
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Optimuspony: I'm also back (for another month, not blood)
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RandomTrivia: Ben pls, you're muted
Caffine1138: Mic 5
Azsedcf: Check your MIC
SnowbirdMike: My lip reading sucks
Leditzig: no sound
ponbern: mic
Lushian_Cybasi: Muted
James_LRR: He's saying, I love James
Terr0rc0tta: Michael
James_LRR: What a guy
bokochaos: RIP stream
CastleOtranto: No Ben, your dulcet tomes!
Juliamon: "Oh, okay.... hang on..."
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Got there! FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: Ayeeee
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
Sibwow: there we go
novrdd: yesss
SmithKurosaki: Mic5?
Caffine1138: o7
Sniknob: seabatClap
blip2004: checked
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
Lushian_Cybasi: woot
SnowbirdMike: yay
JL_Ulfhednar: yay
CastleOtranto: *tones
NimrodXIV: got you now!
ContingentCat: there's or boy!
Leditzig: yes
manfred909: much better
BusTed: Hallo.
Azsedcf: Yep
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Everyone loves James; it barely needs to be said.
TheMerricat: We hear you now :)
bokochaos: AUDIO!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh I thought it was my headphones
Optimuspony: we got there!
AranMathai: Ohno
Juliamon: Oh no, now it's doubled
Cartographers_Ink: That sultry voice! I swoon for you!!
NimrodXIV: marvelous echo
elistan4: check
polygonalpizza: echo!
RandomTrivia: Double intros!
SnackPak_: that was fun
jessieimproved: Beej scatception
Sibwow: booboo daadaa
DoubleMayCare: yesssssssss give me the chaos
SmithKurosaki: Nice
RandomTrivia: Or tripple, I guess :D
CastleOtranto: Oh you done goofed so hard
Cartographers_Ink: oh no!!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: double the intro double the fun
Sniknob: First try
Azsedcf: Intro Audio Doubled!
Mister_BlueSky: Sounded kinda neat actually.
Lushian_Cybasi: was that doubled for anyone else
James_LRR: Want me to tweet about this Ben? Cause I'll do that if you'd like.
Alephred: Only the intro was doubled, it's fine now.
SnowbirdMike: @James_LRR Seems like he would
Optimuspony: if you double the second intro, is that triple intro or quadruple intro?
matthaus_c: I have posted 3 keys into the #videogames channel in the LRR discord
Mister_BlueSky: Definitely Not Left For Dead 3™.
LordZarano: Left 3 Dead
Pteraspidomorphi: clang
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elistan4: yeah keys
novrdd: left 4 ded 2.0
SnowbirdMike: haha
RandomTrivia: LUL
manfred909: lol
SnowbirdMike: ding
SnackPak_: fire twice if it's you Nelson
RandomTrivia: Nelly pls
NotCainNorAbel: lol
bokochaos: AYYY Face into the mic!
TheMerricat: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: Mic muted again LUL
bokochaos: That was on my bingo card
Optimuspony: you knew what you signed up for
mercano82: This is why we can’t have nice things.
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Mic is muted on the gameplays cene
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHHAA
James_LRR: no audio on that scene either.
coachNelly: what nelly do wrong?
Kaaosa: back 4 ben
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Muted in game view; game sound & mic.
NimrodXIV: the game was muted, btw
El_Funko: Game scene no mic
Rasputyne: Everything was muted when you switched to in-game
redrags7: poggers
ponbern: cohhPog benginHype benginDab
offbeatwitch: you were muted on the game screen yeah
TheMerricat: btw in case it matters the game audio there was muted @LoadingReadyRun :)
Revelia: the mute made it better
Cartographers_Ink: That was hilarious
AranMathai: ^
BrowneePoints: the original L4D devs Valve South, left Valve and founded Turtle Rock and the others went to make the team that made Vermintide
rosesmcgee: benginRip Nelly
Vergotterung: yoyo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its live so something is going to happen
matthaus_c: !clip
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YeetTheRich_: guess your teammates are just a bunch of trolls Kappa
Sibwow: but ben i dont know left 4 dead
YeetTheRich_: benginChaos
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ANeMzero: Not sure where people are getting Vermintide.. Fat Shark is based in Sweden
ponbern: is assassin50009 coming back ben?
IbunWest: owo what’s this
manfred909: slow start for Joe then
ANeMzero: The split was some of the L4D team re-established Turtle Rock and some stayed at Valve
37calorieghost: oh hey check out the morbid stuff vinyl
SnowbirdMike: Noobs
TheMerricat: I think the big new thing is the cards.
matthaus_c: when someone picks up a gas canister, you'll feel right at home
SnowbirdMike: shoot stuff, dont die
wordswords1: is this first, second, or third person shooter?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Ridden....That's a mood
Optimuspony: it's been 84 years
Anubis169: Bonus Ben! lrrAWESOME
averythetiger: Many angry problems to solve with firearms
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We're live with this evenings Bonus Stream! @BengineeringTV @sergeyager @coachNellyMTG and @MyLifeAsJoeKim are checking out Back 4 Blood! Will they survive the zombie horde? | *Shakes Magic 8-Ball*... Outlook not so good. | Yah, that checks out. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8OiZe6VIAAy1lm.jpg || ⤵
gualdhar: yeah Allegheny is mid pennsylvania
TheMerricat: 1st @wordswords1
matthaus_c: nice tweet, james
BrowneePoints: @anemzero a couple of the turtle rock folks did work on Vermintide
Optimuspony: as an Ohioan, I'm displeased (not really) this game is in PA
CastleOtranto: I was gonna say, Holly's shirt says PA or WV
wordswords1: awww
Masslost: the porta john has a funny easter egg
matthaus_c: how is the Ukraine Exclusion Zone
Mister_BlueSky: And who's to say you didn't?
gualdhar: The Candians tried to invade the US...
RandomTrivia: Did Madagascar close its borders already? lrrBEEJ
SnowbirdMike: zombie moose?
DaMullet14: it was overrun by percentage
DaMullet14: Of the three people 2 got it
YeetTheRich_: damn mainlanders
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Optimuspony: I assume it started with an infected moose
TheMerricat: everything is a tcg now. :P
LordZarano: Children's card games?
f_tan_theta: it's a deckbuilder? Can you play monored?
springbreezedancin: Or a beaver
ContingentCat: Goose is more likely to have spread it
JoeKim: you literally can play monored
BrowneePoints: they dug up a weird worm in the Antarctic that was resuscitated by blood and oops lab accident
TheMerricat: each round of the map you get more cards
YeetTheRich_: !card second chance
LRRbot: Second Chance [2U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, sacrifice Second Chance and take an extra turn after this one.
f_tan_theta: well suddenly I'm interested
SnowbirdMike: Hey. No AMD box for folders?
gualdhar: if you "run out" of cards in your deck, you can get additional generic ones
ContingentCat: !find butts
ponbern: how is serge already hurt?
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Optimuspony: butt fight?
ContingentCat: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
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KeytarCat: Back 4 Back 4 Blood!
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matthaus_c: !fart
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theevermist: 14 months? That's almost a year!
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ContingentCat: reading the gun explains the ammo
matthaus_c: and if you're into guns at all, the guns in this game are so well made
SnackPak_: Let's do the thing!
glencon: @contingentcat Except for Companions
BrowneePoints: mhmm the attention to detail is amazing
KeytarCat: Oh right, Serge on a horror stream!
SnowbirdMike: So Nelly picked Tom Arnold as his avatar.
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyoo friends, how goes?
matthaus_c: huh. nice tower of hanoi reference, Joe
SnowbirdMike: I cant unsee it.
Taveena: Green is uncommon, purple is epic, orange is double epic,
Nigouki: this seems a lot less drop in and play immediately vs L4D
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YeetTheRich_: nelly's character is oliver tyndall from not a drop to drink
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Optimuspony: mmmmm delicious asymmetry
tenthtechpriest: playing on babby mode for babbies like me
Cartographers_Ink: Ah, yes, the colours I hate for rarity because I can't tell the difference between green/orange and blue/purple
YeetTheRich_: nightmarenightmarenightmare
NateThePancake: lrrSPOOP_TK
dumbo3k: Veteran also has a lot more modifier cards for difficulty
Greyah: Game doesn't mess around.
Dog_of_Myth: The game doesn't pull punches
gualdhar: not having good cards and doing nightmare is a recipe for disaster
tenthtechpriest: is there a double baby mode for babies like me then?
Optimuspony: nightmarish?
El_Funko: @Cartographers_Ink The game also gives you the green up arrow or red down arrow on gun stats to tell you if it's better or worse than your currently equipped gun, so you could just look at the numbers
Traion: Medium was rough when Ben played it earlier
SnackPak_: Thanks Mom
glencon: Punch Butts!
matthaus_c: Holly also just has the bonus skill Best Voice Lines
NateThePancake: Ben, thank you for playing this game and showing me that it's the exact opposite direction I wanted from a L4D sequel.
NateThePancake: I genuinely hope you all have a great time with this game.
Veraphage: Watch out for creature type - BIRD
ContingentCat: I imagine by triggering a bird is like spooking it?
TheMerricat: BTW chat, Ben mentioned that drops were enabled for this stream, if you want to be eligble to receive a beta key, make sure you've signedup for them - https://back4blood.com/en-us/twitch-drops it's not automatic. you need a WB account and have it connected to your twitch account. @LoadingReadyRun
Taveena: Snitches get witches.
Simriel: @natethepancake I get exactly what you mean xD
tenthtechpriest: can you give them stitches?
ContingentCat: Do they give you sugar?
YeetTheRich_: Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches ?
springbreezedancin: Dragula?
wordswords1: anyone know if drops are enabled?
TheMerricat: @wordswords1 Ben said they were.
Simriel: I feel like this game has Too Many Mechanics
Darleysam: you can check if your drops progress is going up by going to your twitch drops page, if you're unsure
TheMerricat: @Simriel modern L4D, it's going to be a bit comlex
SnowbirdMike: Hahaha
El_Funko: @Simriel It's pretty straight forward once it gets going
matthaus_c: @Simriel it's a bit front loaded, but not too much if you take your time
matthaus_c: also what's up Funko!
dumbo3k: You do share copper as far as I could tell
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Greyah: Can you break doors?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: welp, this game is over :p
MegaDosX: I see the axe, but where's the fire?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
gualdhar: Ben woke up and chose violence
hermatic1: @loadingreadyrun just to let you know the twitch notification I got on my phone stated the same notice I got yesterday, saying you peeps were playing fnpf and drafting afr, which btw was very good.
theevermist: and it's on easy so he doesn't even have to worry about team kills
YawnLance: Axe axe axe benginHype
Darleysam: @MegaDosX inside all the zombies, I suppose
CastleOtranto: Serge is doing molly?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX the fire is what I have for Holly :p
glencon: Ben "Axe me about my build" gineering
Dog_of_Myth: Axe Gang hype
Pangogie: Oooo.
Pangogie: GENERIC CURRENCY
Mister_BlueSky: Something something high ground.
MrPipboy3000: Don't try is Zombies ... I have the high ground!
TheMerricat: BTW chat, Ben mentioned that drops were enabled for this stream, if you want to be eligble to receive a beta key, make sure you've signedup for them - https://back4blood.com/en-us/twitch-drops it's not automatic. you need a WB account and have it connected to your twitch account. @LoadingReadyRun
KeytarCat: bonked!
El_Funko: zombie people potty mouth
Masslost: ben there is a profanity filter in the options btw
glencon: If there was a Zombie apocalypse, I think fewer people would care about language
Darleysam: get a scope on that axe
matthaus_c: If anyone can't wait for their drop, I have three codes posted in the #videogames channel in the LRR discord, help yourself! https://discord.com/channels/288920509272555520/289172094934188033/873694708700950538
KeytarCat: @Darleysam Increased ZOOM!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Less risen dead, more 28 days later
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Darleysam: @KeytarCat hit zombies from further away!
RandomTrivia: Slack on stream, not yours!
El_Funko: I don't believe drops are enabled on the channel right now
YawnLance: Something something Ben's slack, don't panic :p
matthaus_c: James is a boy with attention to detail <3
wordswords1: good luck with drops everyone!
dumbo3k: Can confirm, at least on survivor mode, copper pickups are shared. If you pick up 50 copper, each party member gets it as well.
Wilimac: is drops active on stream?
matthaus_c: drops are active
TheMerricat: BTW chat, Ben mentioned that drops were enabled for this stream, if you want to be eligble to receive a beta key, make sure you've signedup for them - https://back4blood.com/en-us/twitch-drops it's not automatic. you need a WB account and have it connected to your twitch account. @LoadingReadyRun
RebekahWSD: Oh I'm late!
gualdhar: because for some reason birds alert zombies more than guns and screaming...
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahaha
matthaus_c: If anyone can't wait for their drop, I have three codes posted in the #videogames channel in the LRR discord, help yourself! https://discord.com/channels/288920509272555520/289172094934188033/873694708700950538
Optimuspony: technically he's had two jobs tonight...
Taveena: garbage and beeees
Greyah: That was JoeKim being a good teammate.
SnowbirdMike: This is too good
red_cleaver: CHOPPIN EM UP!
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
pyro_phage: Nelly just wants KFC way too much
RebekahWSD: Birds are just government drones
KidAmn: "what IS a bird, really, when you get down to it?"
raulghoulia: Nelly needs to read Diogenes
MrPipboy3000: A bird is a not human ... since its not a featherless biped
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until_may: serge how do you get into any room
matthaus_c: you get dirtier than a bloodborne pc
Optimuspony: bird is a relevant creature type
SnowbirdMike: Cool
YeetTheRich_: !card veil of birds
LRRbot: Veil of Birds [U] | Enchantment | When an opponent casts a spell, if Veil of Birds is an enchantment, Veil of Birds becomes a 1/1 Bird creature with flying.
Fanklok: Is this the Left 4 Dead 3 game?
MegaDosX: !card dovescape
LRRbot: Dovescape [3{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}] | Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, counter that spell. That player creates X 1/1 white and blue Bird creature tokens with flying, where X is the spell's mana value.
Taveena: Nelson: Terror of Birds
RandomTrivia: LUL
drcthulu: Birds go tweet
asthanius: What *are* birds?
asthanius: We just don't know
Dog_of_Myth: What is a bird but.....
TheMerricat: @Fanklok yes, it's the spiritual successor to L4D, Back 4 Blood.
pyro_phage: ok, making a twitter to teach nelson abt birbs brb
ContingentCat: what
Optimuspony: birds aren't real
James_LRR: Is anyone else progressing with drops?
asthanius: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
tenthtechpriest: everyone asking what are birds, nobody asking WHY are birds
ponbern: birds are government surveillance drones
ContingentCat: what's Nelly's Twitter again?
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Fanklok: Everyone asks what are birds, but never how are birds.
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until_may: @Fanklok or why are birds?
enkor2113: how do we know if we're progressing on drops
kevenwith2es: @James_LRR Stream doesn't show as 'Drops Enabled' but I also already have mine, so I can't see progress
James_LRR: Click on your profile pic in the top right
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BigJDerpy: What are BEEEERRRRDDS?
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gualdhar: oh yeah, it's "that" time
averythetiger: Or very bad fog everywhere
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart
Fanklok: The Ole' Silent Hill treatment
SnackPak_: Hello ogre
gualdhar: somebody's hangry
until_may: i feel like adam should play this
CaptainSpam: As a long-time Resident Evil fan, you know that it's only when a boss goes to zero health that it's guaranteed to come back!
SplittingImage77: You think we'd make it in real life if a zombie epidemic broke out?
averythetiger: Fire axe. Equip (2) +1/+0 and lifelink
asmodeus110: Are their any permanent progression mechanics?
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TheMerricat: The one thing I think is really missing from this that I loved in l4d was the AI driven music that the 'director' used to amp up attacks
Fruan: In a real life zombie epidemic, I would last about 30 seconds.
averythetiger: Yes. You get cards to put in the deck of upgrades
SnowbirdMike: It was a Bird door
kevenwith2es: Doors are birds too NotLikeThis
pyro_phage: nelson is the traitor, right?
silenceaux: Also, sometimes you don't want to talk over your friends
Koios7: @TheMerricat Or the actual conversations between characters
asmodeus110: How do you earn the cards
TheMerricat: Nelson is the guy in zombie movies that ends up dooming the entire group by accidently letting in the infected guy. :P
JadedCynic: @pyro_phage I literally was typing that when you posted it
Optimuspony: don't dead open inside
RendezVoodoo: can i turn the zombies into anime girls like in left for dead?
mercano82: Nelly is sus, he should get ejected in the next saferoom
KeytarCat: good thing you're a vampire!
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Pywodwagon: "I feel like a god!" *Is immediately set on fire*
ContingentCat: hugs have been monitized? lrrAWW
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: Hugs are $0.99 in the game store
Kazman20a: the first time I found the bridge , even on survivor that can be rough if people don't run
Dog_of_Myth: Hold the line
TheMerricat: Chat - as a reminder drops are enabled for the game but you need to link your twitch account to your WB account to be eligible for them - https://back4blood.com/en-us/twitch-drops# to set that up, check your progress on drops here: https://www.twitch.tv/drops/inventory
Fanklok: Ben can hold the door
BusTed: Just establish all your bad habits now!
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: that is a BIG BOI
SnowbirdMike: Bird car?
gualdhar: but the car has goodies
TheMerricat: lol ben watching nelly around the car ;P
Optimuspony: I was waiting for Nelly there
Laserbeaks_Fury: HERE'S JOHNNY
Kazman20a: depends
dkosa: you can't just open the door?
kerbalized_: this game is sooooooo good
Fanklok: What if you leave one survivor
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: there are gonna be so many mods for this, it's gonna be amazing.
El_Funko: This game looks fantastic, their fire effects especially
SnowbirdMike: Nice
gualdhar: Holly is fucking amazing
Sogheim: it's good to know that the thing that makes people zombies isn't their blood because y'all are soaked in gore
SkylerRingtail: Just worried about how they plan to monetize. Those in game cards are ripe for abuse
lord_wertornion: I am playing my second game of it right now and it is so much fun
Laserbeaks_Fury: my guess is loot crates of cards
Greyah: Funny how that final screen messes up who's who. It displays Serge beneath Holly, for some reason.
thmanwithnoname: Wings are like arms, but with feathers instead of fingers.
BigJDerpy: lrrSERGE MercyWing2 MercyWing2 MercyWing2
Mister_BlueSky: 🐦 🔫
ContingentCat: cue incomming Kiwi bird
Kazman20a: RPK makes a great sniper
x0den: just curious, is this bonus because the crossing the stream slot was taken or just because?
TheMerricat: @x0den it's bonus because it's not in one of the scheduled slots, I would imagine.
gualdhar: do team upgrades stack? never figured that out
Diabore: @x0den usually bonus is as in "not a regularly scheduled stream"
ContingentCat: how is it an offensive item? Does it use slurs?
TheMerricat: Chat - as a reminder drops are enabled for the game but you need to link your twitch account to your WB account to be eligible for them - https://back4blood.com/en-us/twitch-drops# to set that up, check your progress on drops here: https://www.twitch.tv/drops/inventory
thmanwithnoname: I had one because of the lord of the rings games
James_LRR: I don't think Drops will work on this channel FYI
The_Color_Twelve: I had one from something apparently
onetrueseth: Was the Gauntlet remake WB?
SquareDotCube: Also both Middle-Earth Mordor games
James_LRR: Because you have to link your WB account
TheMerricat: @James_LRR They are for me James. I think? my counter is listed and this was the first stream I started watching since linking
Greyah: Stealth shotgun, go!
James_LRR: and we don't have one
BigJDerpy: I clicked the drop and got an error
El_Funko: It seems like the stream needs to be linked too yeah
Styxseus: I thought I had one from the LOTR sneaky-games, but apparently not
James_LRR: The backend says you do. I tried to make it work.
mercano82: I think I may have had one for a Batman 4 v 4 arcade shooter. It was knock-off Batmen vs knock-off Jokers, I forget what it was called
El_Funko: Yeah it's not working on LRR for some reason
ContingentCat: well in about 20 min we'll know
Styxseus: There is a link in the drop (if you get it) with instructions
SquareDotCube: @mercano82 Gotham City Impostors, iirc
Fanklok: !card Trusty Machete
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TheMerricat: ah you must be able to retroactively get credit if you link your account later, I do have drop credits but James is right mine hasn't gone up
soulessgamer: You're not listed on the official list of channels supporting the drop.
Optimuspony: I've confirmed link and no progress on my end
UpstageJMC: i think the axe did better
mowdownjoe: Machete was a fun movie.
mercano82: @squaredotcube Sounds right. Thank you.
Greyah: Punch build, when?
James_LRR: This beta ends in like 36 hours anyways, and then goes full open. So I'm not super concerned.
El_Funko: yeah open beta starts noon pst on the 12th
lion_byte: owo
Greyah: But if it's a knife, it's not a punch anymore.
SocraticMethod: "Turns into a knife" So knife hands?
gualdhar: knife is much better for long reload guns
pyro_phage: we now have the answer to who would win in a fight, Danny Trejo or Jack Nicholson
niccus: well
Mister_BlueSky: I'd be more inclined to play betas if some progress carried over, but they usually don't.
kevenwith2es: Time to tweet Ben about birds
dumbo3k: X is the default quick swap button, maybe you bumped it?
mowdownjoe: It's alright, Ben. Just #blameJames.
Serpens77: benginTraitor benginTraitor
Optimuspony: Ben is an odd way to spell Nelly
Professor_Rakor: Check out that legally distinct spitter.
betazed15: Hello, friends! Zombie hunting!!
rosesmcgee: so if you line up the whole team can you friendly fire through all of them?
ponbern: batman doesn't kill BEN!!!!!
MrPipboy3000: This seems like an awful lot of people to have died in a train yard and then reanimated as zombies ...
BusTed: Batman well known for murdering with a machete.
ponbern: more like Moon Knight
Mister_BlueSky: I feel like Batman would be okay killing zombies.
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JadedCynic: see, I'm the opposite - beta is one thing but then you get to start over (in case you might regret choices you make), and you also start on an even footing with other people
manfred909: silence is not a yes SERGE
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MrPipboy3000: HOLLY MOLEY!!
x0den: its fun to see ben punch zombies
RendezVoodoo: I like Holly
Fanklok: Those punches are coming from pretty high up, are her shoulders mounted on her ears?
SocraticMethod: What are those punches. Like someone else is punching from sides
JadedCynic: Holly's last name is Sass, right?
egoseventh: I think holly is currently more gore than person!
RandomTrivia: Holly has changed into the "Viscera" outfit :D
wordswords1: wait so do drops work or not?
TheMerricat: @wordswords1 seems not.
wordswords1: rip
El_Funko: noon PST 12th
Flux27: drops depend upon how you got the key
Foxmar320: I have the beta but none of my friends were interested so I haven't bothered playing yet
TheBurninator89: oh snap it's out already?!
TheMerricat: My OCD will forever taunt me about my 18% completion on the drop. :P
ContingentCat: by killing 5 earlier Serges
baronsamedi23: Cheer100 PILLS HERE, meds reminders for those who may need it
dumbo3k: support item upgrade is very useful. Green bandages or better have a reuse chance
SocraticMethod: Is the graffiti as good as in L4D?
kevenwith2es: Teammates who actually buy the upgrades, what a luxury
TheMerricat: It's a bit odd that the 'team' upgraades are purchased through 'personal currency' that isn't shared.
dumbo3k: The currency gains are shared
YeetTheRich_: this is like wrenn and six/seven, this is merely the 6th host serge has inhabited
Fanklok: Who is Mom's VA she sounds very familiar
lonlycracker: I can't stop hearing Patrick Star when Walker talks for some reason
glencon: @themerricat I thought you can drop your money for others to pick up?
KeytarCat: IKnife to see ben so happy
Optimuspony: knife to meet you
TheMerricat: @glencon you can, but you have to drop it, it's not a shared pool.
TheMerricat: Danielle Judovits as Holly. William Christopher Stephens as Walker. Barbara Crampton as Mom. Abby Trott as Karlee. William Salyers as Hoffman. André Sogliuzzo as Jim. Michelle Wong as Doc. Alan Ayala as Evangelo.
dumbo3k: Picking up 50 copper also gives 50 copper to everyone else
RandomTrivia: I see Chat is ready with the cutting commentary tonight :D
RandomTrivia: This is what happens when you *slash* the pun budget
codatski: pills here!
DeM0nFiRe: Ben, what do you have!
glencon: Everyone is so SHARP tonight
baronsamedi23: Ben what do you have?
SentientRatKing: The ones we have just aren't cutting it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Knife puns? I guess I could take a stab at it
Mister_BlueSky: What's the POINT of more puns?
MrPipboy3000: We'll STICK AROUND for more knife puns
mowdownjoe: Ben, do you seriously expect cutting edge puns from Twitch Chat?
redrags7: i can take a stab at one if you want
Greyah: Knife puns? I might take a stab at that.
DarkMorford: This game looks really fun, no matter how you slice it.
RandomTrivia: "His veins are full of knives!" "What?" "He's blading out!" lrrBEEJ
MrPipboy3000: All these knife puns have me on EDGE
head_cannon: Quality puns. LRR chat is pretty sharp.
Optimuspony: aw fork, I'm out of jokes
El_Funko: When they finish the level, they can celebrate with some Tang
silenceaux: Just keep stabbin'
SquareDotCube: Man, BC ferries have really gone downhill :p
glencon: Good to see everyone's got a HANDLE on making puns
glencon: That didn't really work
RandomTrivia: That one left a TANG in the mouth...
RandomTrivia: Ok that one is tenuous as that's a part of a sword, not a knife, but...
TheMerricat: @El_Funko lrrFRUMP
SentientRatKing: I can't wait to CQC how you're going to get out of this
RandomTrivia: Ah shit and Funko beat me to it an all LUL
ContingentCat: ah humans, you can tell they're not birds because of the lack of feathers
Mister_BlueSky: Just whittling away at that pool of puns, eh?
DarkMorford: Good to see that the crew's being bolstered by Ben's good mood.
IbunWest: This level looks familiar. Did they play this in Beta or something? moistThink
RandomTrivia: Pardon me, Trivia correction: The tang is in fact the part of ANY bladed tool that extends into the handle or stock
RandomTrivia: So yes, the joke is accurate
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: rip bn
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: thats not in his contract
ContingentCat: still some fight
JadedCynic: seems like an important details
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: Why did they not simply have a longer timer?
SnowbirdMike: Nice
SnowbirdMike: James bond moment
JadedCynic: @Mister_BlueSky not trained to alter settings, just use
SentientRatKing: audio cue
ContingentCat: and ben saying "I've been grabbed"
Optimuspony: could cut the tension with a knife
KWardJenx: phrasing...
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnowbirdMike: The yelling the screaming
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SquareDotCube: Serge running scared like usual :p
ContingentCat: we're all learning things today
RandomTrivia: Nelly doesn't know what a bird is, he's just winging it lrrBEEJ
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glencon: The entrance exam for this stream sounds like it didn't cover everything...
Optimuspony: Nelly didn't load the bird module when he booted up today
kevenwith2es: Don't even get me started on birds grabbing things. Incomprehensible
DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia Maybe if we give him a seed, he can improvise the rest.
SocraticMethod: "Grabbed? Is this newfangled millenial word like 'creaked'"? Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Terns out, Nelson plays wingspan to learn
Mister_BlueSky: Knife and day?
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia I'm sure he can claw his way out of this one
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DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia If he doesn't, he'll be at the bottom of the pecking order.
Fluffy776: Honestly, "l4D2 but you can aim down sights" is pretty much everything I wanted
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia For now he's cooped up with the rest of the crew
whitebadgerwolf88: Oh cool!! A bonus CTS!! Who all playin?
SocraticMethod: Ben is sending twitch chat to the horny jail
SquareDotCube: but what if chainsaw Ben?
ContingentCat: It's a feathered biped Nelly
omniep1c: birds arent real
Optimuspony: @socraticmethod they can't arrest us all!
YeetTheRich_: birds are government drones
JadedCynic: ♫I wanna know, have you ever seen a bird?♫
InquisitorGaia: Birds are a Qanon conspiracy
gualdhar: birds are small robots
CastleOtranto: Why do birds suddenly appear?
Juliamon: We just don't know.
justthorne: any time you are near?
adamjford: Everyone always asks, what is bird? but they never ask, /how/ is bird?
RandomTrivia: Some things mortal minds were never meant to know
SirMorek: chickens aren't birds, chickens are chickens. this is obvious
Vergotterung: birds come from the grocery store
Antitonic: Thanks birds. Thirds.
kookaburra_85: Someone talking trash about birds?
JadedCynic: ♫flyin' 'round, to alert the horde♫
Laserbeaks_Fury: If your best friend is Mr. Snuffaluffgus, you might be a bird
dumbo3k: Honestly, I don't think a chainsaw would be very wieldly in a zombie apocalypse, probably more risk of me chopping myself up
Earthenone: !birb
vivianshade: I've definitely grabbed a chicken
Taveena: a gun that shoots dressing
thmanwithnoname: thank god it's not a blue cheese rifle
averythetiger: Hehe. Call backs
DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia I'm running out of bird puns; these jokes are getting kinda fowl.
BusTed: benginFingers
SquareDotCube: Or a sour and cream rifle
TheMerricat: So if I'm reading the convos correctly one of the differences between this and L4D is that you aren't 'escaping' from the zombies but are litterally going out to 'clean them out'
CastleOtranto: Oh please, let's not start the Ranch argument again.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JadedCynic: blue cheese is lethal to people with pennicillin allergies
ContingentCat: the best dipping gun
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia I believe in you, you can poulet off
andy1503: is it really an argument we all know ranch is better than blue cheese
TheMerricat: blue cheese is awesome for dipping sauce.
codatski: But he's right and he should say it
SocraticMethod: Woodworking chainsaw is bad working with flesh and bone, need smaller teeth. Now butcher's saw on the other hand ...
MrPipboy3000: Ranch is garbage tier
Basic_Human_Decency: could be honey mussy Kappa
justthorne: @CastleOtranto Just like me, they long to be, close to you...
Optimuspony: blue cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ranch
Juliamon: Both are gross, ok
dkosa: ranch is horrible, vomit inducing stuff
JadedCynic: blue cheese likers are murders Kappa
kevenwith2es: What if they're both bad
andy1503: ranch is mediocre blue cheese is trash tho
RendezVoodoo: Joekim just chooses violence and being wrong
Thatwasademo: @kevenwith2es see, this is the correct take
Greyah: I've never had ranch, but I always imagined it tasting like how horses smell?
spiffinn: i like blue cheese in general, but i don't like salad dressing
dumbo3k: uhhh, do not use Razorwire as a rope, please
SquareDotCube: gotta find the rare franch rifle
Traion: @kevenwith2es then you are #TeamTQ
gualdhar: it hocks a loogie
empyreon: I only learned to enjoy bleu cheese until 2 years ago, but now I'm 100% team bleu
kevenwith2es: I accept
Basic_Human_Decency: ranch is just unfermented blue
Dog_of_Myth: Honey Sriracha beats all.
AlienNanobots: This is an especially disgusting zombie apocalypse
andy1503: also how in this discussion of bad condiments did the actual trashiest condiment not come up: mayo
andy1503: how did*
DaMullet14: mayonnaise is delicious shut your mouth
empyreon: ranch is diet bleu lrrBEEJ
dkosa: Mayo is egg and oil
DarkMorford: @andy1503 That's a weird way to spell Miracle Whip. 🤮
SocraticMethod: What is this minnesota with all those people hocking loogies Kappa
andy1503: @DarkMorford this is fair
JadedCynic: @empyreon ranch doesn't close my throat and kill me, windmill slam winner
ponbern: this stream verus the one with jordan is worlds different
empyreon: @JadedCynic fair dinkum!
RandomTrivia: Welp
ContingentCat: how nice of them
ContingentCat: welp
Vergotterung: get slept
JadedCynic: there ya go
andy1503: like don't get me wrong mayo used in stuff solid. Salsa rosada is solid just mayo/miracle whip on its own is bad
SentientRatKing: horizontal half life barnacle
Lord_ZYRK: Bouncing barnacles D:
empyreon: exactly @andy1503 if I can taste the mayo there is too much lol
dkosa: Mayo and onion sandwiches
JadedCynic: mayo != miracle whip - if you can't tell the difference check with a doctor
TheMerricat: Miracle Whip is the margarine of Mayonnaise
SquareDotCube: zombonis with trombonis
andy1503: they aren't the same but they do both kind of suck
BigJDerpy: I can punch differently, but you get the POINT!
RandomTrivia: Not a Ranch M16 then lrrBEEJ
Basic_Human_Decency: kewpie is the only good mayo~
TheWriterAleph: there is a LOT of player splatter in this game holy s LUL
andy1503: @empyreon thank you yes
dumbo3k: Stabbing the pustules is very effective
Painfully_Dyslexic: is there a multi?
andy1503: them zombies have hops apparently
SquareDotCube: haha mini go brrr
DarkMorford: I like mayo on sandwiches and burgers. The only miracle about Miracle Whip is that people buy it.
JadedCynic: so the key to IFF (identify friend or foe) is - the enemies are NOT completely covered in gore?
LordZarano: So what's with all the giant intestines everywhere?
empyreon: holy heck y'all get COATED in gibs
Electrodyne: Kraft Sandwich Spread is better than Miracle Whip
andy1503: have never had but i believe you
BrindleBoar: also if you run out of ammo and find something different
Electrodyne: it's America's Favorite
andy1503: i do really hope outside of closed beta they give allies like an outline because everyone is impossible to see with all the gore
ContingentCat: I'd believe most things are better than miracle whip, it's a low bar
Veraphage: 🇺🇸
Optimuspony: lllllllliberated
TheWriterAleph: @andy1503 it's weird, right? they outline nearly everything else
Kazman20a: three trips through there before I saw the husband
InquisitorGaia: its been an hour, ads?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DarkMorford: When I was a kid we always had Sandwich Spread with fish sticks/sandwiches, as a sweeter alternative to tartar sauce. These days I just go for tartar, though.
andy1503: @TheWriterAleph I have to assume it is an oversight
andy1503: and that they plan to later
Juliamon: There is precisely one instance where I haven't hated Miracle Whip, and it's a pasta salad recipe that uses other dressings in combination with it so it's partially masked.
BusTed: wooo
JadedCynic: so does the game itself inconsistently call them both 'cards' and 'perks'?
TheWriterAleph: because rrrred dog isn't enough, and grrreen dog is too many...
Vergotterung: @JadedCynic perk cards
maxthefourth: !next
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maxthefourth: !updog
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SocraticMethod: @JadedCynic card perks?
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Agitate the hole.
KeytarCat: Does !updog return a useful time?
ContingentCat: Ooo next play it forward is Paul and Heather
Juliamon: If you're quick with maths it does
RandomTrivia: It's in dogyears
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @KeytarCat I think it's just 7 times faster
BrowneePoints: with It Takes Two! gonna be a good time
RandomTrivia: Just divide by 7
TheMerricat: @KeytarCat it's how long the stream has been up in dog time
ContingentCat: I suppose if you know the dog to human conversion it's helpful
TheWriterAleph: !upcat
TheWriterAleph: =(
TheMerricat: Paul AND Heather? What's the game and neat!
BrowneePoints: It Takes Two
Earthenone: it takes two
Earthenone: specificly those two :P
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BrowneePoints: co op game by the A Way Out devs
LordZarano: !uptortoise
DarkMorford: Those are a good two to take.
SocraticMethod: It Takes Two: a minigame compilation that tries to mask itself as a game.
Juliamon: I don't think I could name a better pair if you needed a game done.
TheMerricat: Oh this definately looks like a game for Paul and Heather - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Takes_Two_(video_game)#/media/File:It_Takes_Two_cover_art.png
BrowneePoints: I feel that's a bit disingenuous @socraticmethod
RandomTrivia: Well that looks cool, should be a great series
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat It takes two, just the two friday streams schedualed
KeytarCat: Now I feel like I should have figured it out?
KeytarCat: thanks!
BusTed: Hello.
Nameless_Sword: Let's try to survive
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: we seem to be doing a string of short PiFs after a bunch of long ones
SnackPak_: Ah, that make's sense
DeM0nFiRe: Nelson is alerting the birds because he's on their side
PaperDoopliss: Not Foreshadowing
head_cannon: The real bird was the friends we made along the way.
ContingentCat: Oh no
RandomTrivia: UHHH
BusTed: He's a little under the weather.
Nameless_Sword: oh wow....
Lord_ZYRK: Two words for you, my guy: low shun
melodiifrost: THAT'S TOO REAL
ContingentCat: he's not making do
RandomTrivia: Yeah she ded
Nameless_Sword: and she might not make it either...
YawnLance: Sleeping like the dead benginFingers
RandomTrivia: Every principle of storytelling tells us that she SUPER ded
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Lord_ZYRK: He was counting Z's but got stuck at 1
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
1y1e: Nelly is the canary specifically
averythetiger: To be fair, he was MAINLY trying to goozle Serge
Nameless_Sword: So curious, first time seeing this game... how does this differ (if at all) from left 4 dead?
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints TBH I think they succeeded in minigames much more than the main game. At least from what I've seen people had much more fun with those. Also, winner of "This is rated Teens how?" award
Xenguin47: 2 less than they do right now
JadedCynic: yeah, spikey - more developed?
TheMerricat: I'm shooting you to save you! :P
kevenwith2es: You'd think Nelly would know about birds after his hit 2000s single I'm Like a Bird
BrindleBoar: they've also got wolverine claws
Dog_of_Myth: Healing with bullets
JadedCynic: seems like "the Scorched" from FO76 without glowy green
averythetiger: Blue ranch. A compromise
RendezVoodoo: save the wee turtles
Soul1355: Turtles?!
Lord_ZYRK: turts mcgurts
Earthenone: another turtle made it to the water!
mitomanox: bloody indeed
TheWriterAleph: "in my defense, you look, sound, AND SMELL like a zombie."
El_Funko: That's all the Blood that you're Back 4
thraximore: the Bloodborne treatment
Lord_ZYRK: Oh I thought Serge just had the hiccups lrrBEEJ
Nameless_Sword: oh no not the turtles!
baronsamedi23: I like turtles
MWGNZ: tur-toys
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one @Lord_ZYRK LUL
DoubleMayCare: Perfectly normal turtle noises
TheMerricat: Turtle Rock...
Taveena: @TheWriterAleph "Do NOT lick me." "I NEED TO CHECK."
Phailhammer: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Nameless_Sword: you call that a knife? THIS is a knife!
kevenwith2es: Ben you can't just try that accent while Funko's in chat
azureHaights: "Why does everyone laugh at that? That's my ribs crushin my lungs!" -- DBZA Goku... of KAME HOUSE ohhh it all comes full circle
TheWriterAleph: @Taveena where do zombies land on the James Turner Lickability Scale?
TheMerricat: Game has a crowbar too but sadly it's not a weapon.
Taveena: @TheWriterAleph Hopefully, very low!
Optimuspony: I thought Blade only hunted vampires
ContingentCat: congradulations?
BusTed: Retch Death Redemption indeed.
kerbalized_: lol
saucemaster5000: Blade hunts anything that tries to iceskate uphill. He's banned from the olympics btw
baronsamedi23: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
TheMerricat: I'm going to hate the toolkit mechanic. I want to be able to get everywhere.
Lord_ZYRK: Is that a Predator skull?
gualdhar: It's an easter egg
Lord_ZYRK: Oh those are hands
Dog_of_Myth: ooo Secrets
matthaus_c: might just be an easter egg
TheMerricat: Evolve?
ContingentCat: lore?
Mister_BlueSky: Yet?
raulghoulia: Easter
gualdhar: it's the old developer's icon I thin?
KeytarCat: It looks like a level from Halo CE, kinda
lamina5432: it seems the miniguns are mostly uneeded unless your all almost dead so maybe save the toolkits for closets
Optimuspony: secret secret I got a secret
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: That's that Prince song, right?
KeytarCat: but any swamp would
TheInnsanity: FBtouchdown
baronsamedi23: aint this the same devs as evolve?
RendezVoodoo: no horny worm fellas
BigJDerpy: NANANANANA BATMAN
JadedCynic: what other games did the devs make? wasn't that pretator asym shooter under WB games?
AlienNanobots: Is that something from Evolve? Hard to tell since no one played that game
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
Xenguin47: So are we the same L4D characters?
Lord_ZYRK: DeM0nFiRe SingsNote I just want to bash your skull in with my purple bat SingsNote
JadedCynic: @Xenguin47 oh hell no
RandomTrivia: LUL
timble4: ah dang ben's bat heals too!
baronsamedi23: wait are you healing per kill?
Xenguin47: Follow-up question: Will there be the same controversy as with L4D re: nude mods.
TheMerricat: appearently that state is also on the map the were playing with the ferry. in suitcase.
TheMerricat: statue even
RandomTrivia: I'm sure that's Janet Varney's voice...
JadedCynic: Ben has a perk card that heals on melee kill
redrags7: The sound is so satifying
TheThromborax: all those Darth Maul cosplayers have too many legs
LordZarano: Hells Bells
ContingentCat: don't worry about making it pretty Serge
Optimuspony: sanctuary!!
TheWriterAleph: that is a horrible sentence @TheThromborax
kevenwith2es: Four wood planks equals metal sheeting? What is this alchemy
TheMerricat: The voice actors in beta are : Danielle Judovits as Holly. William Christopher Stephens as Walker. Barbara Crampton as Mom. Abby Trott as Karlee. William Salyers as Hoffman. André Sogliuzzo as Jim. Michelle Wong as Doc. Alan Ayala as Evangelo.
thatladyinplaid: !uptime
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azureHaights: And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
kerbalized_: voicelines for Mom are A+++
TheThromborax: @TheWriterAleph well it's not wrong!
Optimuspony: I've never seen Windows install that fast
saucemaster5000: wow Barbara Crampton? There's some scream queen cred for ya
TheWriterAleph: @TheThromborax that makes it worse LUL
KeytarCat: I kinda like the stable 30% HP builds
PMAvers: Something about how reading the cards explains the cards.
RandomTrivia: Nelly going for the strat of understanding the card :D
JadedCynic: handling is your ...what joe said
Optimuspony: sounds like Joekim had a handle on it
SocraticMethod: SO what was the timer at the beginning?
DeM0nFiRe: Bug report: ivories not ticklable
AlienNanobots: Door isn't the only one who's alarmed
Xenguin47: Hello! I'd like to BAT you a question!
Toxxick: shitters full
Fr0Dough: is this legally distinct not left for dead
El_Funko: All these zombies are horny on main, that's why Ben's bonking them
azureHaights: Purple K, eh
DiscordianTokkan: Lol
TheMerricat: @Fr0Dough made by the original devs of l4d, or what was left of them when the team split
Serpens77: pop goes the weasle
JadedCynic: the beeping draws them in
kerbalized_: one thing this game really needs is a way to remove attachments, so you can put them on new guns
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
El_Funko: That's a specific design decision kerbalized_ to make the gun choices tougher
kerbalized_: oooohhhh
El_Funko: If you were just constantly upgrading attachments it would be much easier true
kerbalized_: makes sense
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! <3
TheMerricat: my question too Evangeleo
MWGNZ: and you'd just remove the bad attachies
AlchemicalPanda: Wait, where did Ben's axe go?
El_Funko: mid game having to choose between grey gun with lots of attachments, or higher tier gun with no attachments becomes a fun debate
JadedCynic: ridden are fleeing to the suburbs
MWGNZ: @AlchemicalPanda he found a pruple axe instead
JadedCynic: @AlchemicalPanda purple bat
frozenphoenix7: So how's the game feeling so far?
kerbalized_: @El_Funko wait the color isn't determined by the attachments??
InquisitorGaia: bens swapped mele at least twice @alchemicalpanda
TheMerricat: god I remember living in a place that looked exactly like this map but without the zombies.
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 Walker is also Rude in ff7 remake, holly was Batgirl in 2004's the batman cartoon and Hoffman was Otto Octavous in ps4 Spider-man
AlchemicalPanda: mmm, purple loots
kerbalized_: That explains so much
El_Funko: @kerbalized_ colour is an overall indicator of tier, both for guns and attachments. higher tier guns do more base damage
saucemaster5000: decent cast
Serpens77: mmmmm meat moss
Nameless_Sword: wow gross house... i hate it
saucemaster5000: crampton surprised me cause I dont think of her as a voice actor, but hey good for everyone
azureHaights: "The pustules that you have to shoot" [proceeds to bludgeon the pustules]
f_tan_theta: wow I do not love the word "pustule"
BrowneePoints: pustules you gotta bustule
MWGNZ: @azureHaights you know, shoot with a bat
Taveena: evangelo don't reuse bullets
El_Funko: Bats shoot by being swung
Serpens77: not sure why Ben incysts on using the word "pustule" Kappa
timble4: Wall thing that heals? like castlevania wall meat?
El_Funko: Ultimately bullets are things that swing at you very quickly
JadedCynic: recover your trauma
BrowneePoints: theres no wall chicken here
Serpens77: benginFingers
BrowneePoints: only wall sadness
DarkMorford: How about wall diamonds?
Fr0Dough: The best bullets are the friends we made along the way
azureHaights: @Serpens77 lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: @el_funko the real bullets were the friends we made along the way
CaptainSpam: It's an unsafe house.
BrowneePoints: a not quite safe house
Mister_BlueSky: Safe-ish house.
betazed15: Dammit, Ben...I'm over here humming "Take Me out to the Ballgame..." I don't even like baseball.
azureHaights: Give Ben some peanuts and Cracker Jack / He don't care if he breaks all their backs
Thatwasademo: I hear Ben singing the LRR theme lrrBEEJ
txzen_: ben's a beast nice
Toxxick: NO SOLICITERS
InquisitorGaia: The note on the door said no solicitors
DiscordianTokkan: Melee you sayyy
BrowneePoints: no ticket
KeytarCat: ben, serge has a melee for you
txzen_: "there are no brains in this house"
SocraticMethod: Dunno if Ben heard it but there is epic hatchet somewhere
txzen_: damn sassy
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RandomTrivia: I love her enthusiasm!
txzen_: that must be a fun voice acting role
kevenwith2es: Pew pew goes the spiked bat
txzen_: propane tank like a red barrel?
ContingentCat: I have to go some idiot is setting off fireworks and it's upsetting my cat an I don't think the shooty sounds are helping
SocraticMethod: Where's the earthshattering kaboom? I was promised earthshattering kaboom!
RandomTrivia: WAT
BrindleBoar: there's your kaboom
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MWGNZ: jamieOhjeez
Mister_BlueSky: I saw that coming from a mile away.
kerbalized_: LOL
YeetTheRich_: benginTraitor benginTraitor
TheAinMAP: HahaThisisfine
hexy_lexy: hello highlights!
Duetic: rip ben, incinerated by a rogue JoeKim
AlienNanobots: into the fire-sea!
txzen_: Ben was handling business
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Phailhammer: katesRip katesRip katesRip
azureHaights: That was a Ben-shattering kaboom tho @BrindleBoar
BrowneePoints: hello highlight reel
Kazman20a: should get him upstairs
f_tan_theta: F o7
AlchemicalPanda: Highlight Highlight here we come!
Nameless_Sword: wow stabbed in the back.... hurtful
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
KeytarCat: I'd like to report a bug?
TheMerricat: You all thought Nelly was the traitor chat but it was JoeKim all along! :P
kevenwith2es: Joe said no to padding your zombie kill stats
YeetTheRich_: joekim sus
hexy_lexy: "joekims just trying to find the problems" but what if he IS the problem? Kappa
txzen_: dude just hates spawn camping?
averythetiger: Is it gonna take our bat?
RandomTrivia: Ook
munchelll: ook ook
txzen_: was there a high level hatchet?
Fugi: Ape strong together, until one of the apes is Joe Kim
hexy_lexy: OOK
Mister_BlueSky: Ook ook, etc. et al.
SquareDotCube: So does it do the thing where you could be found in a closet?
BrowneePoints: Gibbon
Xenguin47: Human
Taveena: Macaque?
TheInnsanity: macac
laikagoat: mojo jojo?
BrowneePoints: macaqur
Enki1256: Macau
kevenwith2es: Monkey monkey
txzen_: bomb happy macaque
RandomTrivia: LUL
drcthulu: manfrill
TheThromborax: makak
drcthulu: mandrill*
TheWriterAleph: deez nuts
SentientRatKing: I mean chimps are evil
Taveena: It's Macaque, Serge-
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey lrrSLOTH wheelerMonkey
JadedCynic: monkey?
BrowneePoints: muh KACK
Juliamon: Monkey is macaque, bird is macaw
onetrueseth: macaque
underhill33: Macau is a parrot
TheInnsanity: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
Pywodwagon: OOOOOH
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kerbalized_: macaw definitely a parrot
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: WOAH
AlienNanobots: OOOOO
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
dkosa: Ben gets his weapons back then immediately turns on joekim
TheInnsanity: SERGE
CamperBob_: Mandril?
YeetTheRich_: ha
Pywodwagon: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SnowbirdMike: touche
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Darleysam: Serge: also fired
YeetTheRich_: get fucked ben
Serpens77: lrrWOW
BusTed: 😬
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: UNISON
RandomTrivia: REKT
txzen_: mischevious chimpanzee
redrags7: f
vivianshade: baboon?
RandomTrivia: Absolutely obliterated
BrowneePoints: Ben didnt die through his fault r00d
dkosa: F
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Ben was murdered twice
BusTed: At least the bots listen to you.
kevenwith2es: Wow, both Joe and Serge killed Ben within five minutes
txzen_: 1 was Ben
drcthulu: A wild Snerge appears
absurd_notion: macaques are monkeys (pronounced muh-kak)
YawnLance: A better time with Assassin5009
iamn0tg00d: He's a kinkajou. A cruel, taunting kinkajou.
Pywodwagon: what if the other 3 unionize and just fire ben instead
BrowneePoints: Serge killed an already dead man
JadedCynic: ^^^
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Next Checkpoint - "In other news LRR dropped 3 members on Saturday unexpectedly..." :P
RandomTrivia: LUL
txzen_: woosah
YeetTheRich_: !findquote caw
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheArchitectX: Wow, Serge with the Absolute 0 degree shade.
txzen_: too close to the saw horse
JadedCynic: Beta Test Operating As Intended
SentientRatKing: Oh wait what kind of monkeys are the ones in Japan that have traumatized Beej?
iamn0tg00d: His trap card has been activated.
BrowneePoints: Joe Kim pulled the classic Cask of Amontillado move
DeM0nFiRe: My first time playing L4D2 basically the same thing that happeend to Ben happened to me and I was playing with AI so I just had to quit the game ands tart over
SocraticMethod: What's this timer about?
txzen_: joekim's like "oh you got your weapons back? yeah so sad :/"
gualdhar: higher rarity weapons are worth it, especially if it's 2+ rarities higher
txzen_: Yeah long tailed macaques are the thief monkeys that steal from tourists
AlchemicalPanda: heal at the wall?
AlchemicalPanda: or is that used?
TheMerricat: @SentientRatKing Japanese macaque
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SentientRatKing: @SentientRatKing Thank you yes those
BrowneePoints: Nelson SalaHowitzer
JadedCynic: you actually have to operate the artillery piece
JadedCynic: CLEAR!
BrowneePoints: that's how they work irl
SentientRatKing: Oh god your characters are all going to go deaf
Mister_BlueSky: Just like real life.
SachielOne: It's ARTILLERY. It isn't exactly fast loading.
cdutson: why shoot when you can stab
DiscordianTokkan: Reading the task explains the task
JadedCynic: again, something the Devs might wanna keep in mind
BrowneePoints: they actually kept some really close attention to detail in this
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints only thing missing is tinnitus
BrindleBoar: beep beep I'm a jeep
BrowneePoints: like theres an Audible clink when you fire the last round in a clip
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod WHAT???
BigJDerpy: WINRAR
cdutson: the bat is the perfect weapon
BrowneePoints: ben really went to bat this playthrough
SocraticMethod: @JadedCynic I saiEEEEEEEEinnitus
BrindleBoar: needs a draft mode Kappa
JadedCynic: OH! OKAY! THANKS @SocraticMethod SeemsGood
YeetTheRich_: yeah boyy
Optimuspony: you can go down to YJ and get some cards
cdutson: i wanna play this more, but i wanna play with people i at least kinda know
BrowneePoints: healing costs money and friendly fire. key to remember
JadedCynic: wait, "Paul's Alley"? Has he been informed?
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JadedCynic: score!
BrowneePoints: @cdutson I bet tons of games in the lrrcord will be firing once this is up
cdutson: @BrowneePoints I am not in the lrrcord. is there a requirement?
TheInnsanity: do you get access to cards at different times at random? or is it just called a card for no gameplay reason
thehokeypokey: doesn't the first card show up every time
DiscordianTokkan: Yep, step one, have Discord. :P
gualdhar: don't think you can delete the starter deck
Optimuspony: if the Alien game is also good I'm gonna have to make a tough decision
Mister_BlueSky: I was expecting "shoot butts".
BrowneePoints: serge slowly getting hooked
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints if you want to play with the folk in discord, you'l probably have to be in the discord to coordinate starting games with them on your friends list otherwise.
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints "or have them on your friends list even"
BrowneePoints: @themerricat I'm on the discord ya goof :p
gualdhar: yeah game is kinda meh with randoms and actively bad solo imo, the bots are just awful
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints that was a response to @cdutson who was asking if they needed to be on discord to play.
BrowneePoints: @themerricat I just assumed ya replied to the wrong person lol
Juliamon: Twitch replies: it not perfect system
YeetTheRich_: can we really afford to go three colors in this pool though?
gualdhar: reload speed is great
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints yeah, the way twitch implemented threads and didn't bother porting them over to mobile is annoying.
Lord_ZYRK: Twitch Replies: no that's not a bug
TheInnsanity: second chance could be good
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Twitch Replies have the entire thread, but continually ping the first one in the thread. D:
munchelll: knife seems always good tbh
TheInnsanity: since the healer always dies first
gualdhar: copper scavenger is great for buying meds
AlienNanobots: I'm surprised there isn't a cosmetics shop in this
SentientRatKing: I'll bet cosmetics will come post beta
TheMerricat: @AlienNanobots this is the same company that made Evolve. so either it'll be drenched in cosmetics and gacha post beta or they've been so traumatized by the response to Evolve that it'll never have them :P
TheWriterAleph: dev says mtx store for cosmetics is incoming
ArdentSlacker: This game will have ALL the hats.
cdutson: @BrowneePoints i am now in the discord!
AlienNanobots: I like chasing skins as part of a larger progression system, so that I wouldn't mind. Just buying outfits for cash is way less interesting
TheMerricat: I don't mind mtx for games that are being actively developed (and that means new maps/patches etc, not new hats) and when they are things that 'last'.
InquisitorGaia: i generally enjoy skins for acchivos cause theyre usually really dope
gualdhar: those poor boys
kerbalized_: yall try the silly PvP in the firing range?
AlienNanobots: Oh yeah, you gotta love the flex skins
BusTed: wild
YeetTheRich_: who would do such a thing?
Mister_BlueSky: But what IS a bird? 🤔
InquisitorGaia: Birds are fake and cannot hurt you
GhostValv: bloobyCAW
cdutson: birds are a conspiracy
gualdhar: Glasses guy gives ammo drops?
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gualdhar: Hoffman is amazing
cdutson: @gualdhar and some creeer vibes
cdutson: creeper vibes*
BrowneePoints: Hoffman is a Redditor Prepper
cdutson: yeah he is uncomfortable to listen to
gualdhar: @cdutson I mean, if you were a crazy incel wouldn't you?
BrowneePoints: He's also voiced by the guy who did Otto Octavius in Spider-Man
cdutson: @gualdhar i mean, sure
cdutson: @BrowneePoints wait like, the game or the movie
BrowneePoints: @cdutson The game!
cdutson: @BrowneePoints ahh ok
BrowneePoints: @cdutson and if you haven't played it holy cow I cannot overstate the performances in it
cdutson: i noticed that the card guy is Jenson from Deus Ex
BrowneePoints: yea! the card guy is Adam Jensen's VO
BrowneePoints: wait ben
BrowneePoints: can you read the sign by the store
cdutson: that VA ALSO does another voice in this? mission. just without all the gruff
TheMerricat: "I didn't ask to be a card guy"
cdutson: @TheMerricat "I never asked for cards"
BrowneePoints: Things Adam Jensen didn't ask for: This
BrowneePoints: the clip emptying sound is so perfect
MrSwissLion: Ben's weapon is reminding me i need to find my copy of world war Z
cdutson: @BrowneePoints he did ask for the cowboy hat though.
BrowneePoints: It's gonna happen
ContingentCat: ah Canadians
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: there was a fly on your cheek
BrowneePoints: it's part of the harder difficulty in these games
cdutson: at least you're not playing with bots. the bots in this game are terrible and also shoot you a lot.
BrowneePoints: I look forward to many a Crossing the Streams of this
cdutson: punch that door mom
BrowneePoints: I can just hear Graham saying "ow, you SHOT me"
cdutson: she's got mom power
MillerDark: The bots should not deal or receive friendly fire damage. Doing so is giving an insane amount of trust to the ai
cdutson: i was WONDERING if this game was gonna have gun volume in it
RandomTrivia: Welp
BrowneePoints: Nelly's gameplay is lit tonight
kevenwith2es: This ladder was bugged in the alpha and would just kill people trying to climb it.
kevenwith2es: It's fixed now, but they added voice lines about how dangerous it is LUL
cdutson: this segment has so many birbs
MillerDark: I don't understand how the blue and red segments on the health bars work?
BrowneePoints: oh yea, did you tell Nelly and Serge to put on Subtitles to help?
BrowneePoints: @MillerDark red is damage, blue is temp hp, the darkened black parts are trauma which limit your max hp
cdutson: that was a fun reveal
TheMerricat: lol the pillow fort.
darkspiredragon: Left 4 Dead 2.0?
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averythetiger: We did make the time limit!
Basic_Human_Decency: ammo tho
darkspiredragon: I got into beta but haven't tried it yet
frostflash666: OMGOMGOMGOMG BENBENBEN!!!! hi
TheMerricat: @darkspiredragon game is the spiritual successor to l4d, made by most of the same devs. in case you didn't hear joekim
TheMerricat: Or nelly :P
frostflash666: awww he noticed me!!!!! how ya?
BrowneePoints: Wanna try that again JoeKim? This time with more Self-Love
RandomTrivia: Joe, don't make us summon hexy_lexy now
BrowneePoints: HEY BEN STARTED USING MY CATCHPHRASE!
BrindleBoar: the ogre hangs around for longer on Veteran, killing him on the first appearance is feasible
TheMerricat: nelly wanted to heal the team :P
DeM0nFiRe: "Guy's I'm like at full he--" "HE WAS SO YOUNG"
darkspiredragon: @TheMerricat Thanks
BrowneePoints: Yep, if you stand in one place too long you get overwhelmed by specials, but if you go too fast you make mistakes. it's a good balance
RandomTrivia: "Ever forward, never learning" would do here I think :D
averythetiger: That heal seems great. Stops cascading downs
MillerDark: It's the same, but /better.
BrowneePoints: Oh hey, Hoffman isn't a COMPLETE jackass
BrowneePoints: ooo that was a good gurgle sound
AlienNanobots: I really hope they do something to make the PCs "pop" more from the background. It's so hard to tell teammates from zombies
bakerydragon: Good luck team, you got this!
TheMerricat: definately a lot more gore than L4D :D
Basic_Human_Decency: it's shrek Kappa
thraximore: Unit of absolute size
BrowneePoints: Shrek HATES nelly
Laserbeaks_Fury: Taint no thang
BrowneePoints: man the exploder gurgle is such a good sfx
Taveena: Healing Serge? What is this, 4e D&D?
Taveena: nyehehe
JadedCynic: @Taveena SeemsGood
gralamin: Nicely done
ProfBadger: This will only end poorly
gralamin: >_> I had fun with 4e, but won't be taking questions
gundamschwing: Ben and JoeKim are now on the 43rd hour straight streaming Back 4 Blood
Electrodyne: I hope the monster doesn't get them this time
gundamschwing: is this the lowest difficulty or the middle one?
BrowneePoints: this is "normal"
TheMerricat: Congratz Nelly :)
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Taveena: (4e is literally my favorite version of D&D)
TheMerricat: So is there a limit to how many times you can fall like in L4D or is it just how much max HP you have left?
BrowneePoints: That Ogre punched Nelly so hard he briefly became a Yu-Gi-Oh streamer
gundamschwing: Middle difficulty is definitely the sweet spot of doable, but hard.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ughman617: I always felt 4e was designed to be a videogame rather than an actual trpg
TheMerricat: Ok so I see a deck build based on having a sacrificial goat member who keeps falling down to trigger the healing and boosts.
ArdentSlacker: @ughman617 So, Neverwinter, the MMO? :D
niccus: they should add pot of greed to this. 2 cards but you don't pick
ughman617: Never played it
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat there ARE some things that outright down you
gundamschwing: Has the thing happened to Serge that we want Serge to experience but don't want to spoil?
BrowneePoints: It happened to Nelly
BrowneePoints: Serge hasn't experienced a Sleeper attack yet
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints So back in L4D you were allowed to be knocked down a set number of times based on the difficulty, and once you fell that many times you'd go into 'black and white' vision when you got up which signified the next time you got knocked down, you were dead.
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat Mhmm! I remember( I put in several hundred hours of L4D2) i'm not sure the mechanics on THIS one
Fanklok: !uptime
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f_tan_theta: well that was dark
AlienNanobots: Oof, yeah, that voice line hit hard the first time I heard it
DiscordianTokkan: Heh heh heh
SmoreThanAFeelin: hehe
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
BrowneePoints: P Mag is my Drag name
Taveena: hee hee pee mag
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: benginDance
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
thraximore: Pee is stored in the mag
YawnLance: Hehe Serge said pee benginLol
empyreon: ehhehehehehe
NotCainNorAbel: M N O P (hehe) Q R
JadedCynic: Ben: Sickos_YES.jpg
TheMerricat: serge did learn recently what tinkle meant on mine'o'clock :P
SachielOne: Are you TRYING to summon Alex?
bakerydragon: Bless you and good luck being the adult Joe Kim katskrLUL
Fluffy776: Ow
BrowneePoints: I really want to see Cam and Alex play this to react to the guns
manfred909: Clips aare what Civvies use in there hair
SocraticMethod: Gods, Bangalore was such a tryhard
matthaus_c: Alex is already 100% on board with this game, he doesn't *need* any more summoning
thraximore: Ok what is the actual difference
kevenwith2es: "Clips are what civvies use in their hair. This is a magazine"
bakerydragon: (to be clear I absolutely laughed with Ben )
thmanwithnoname: "Clips are what civvies put in their hair. This is a magazine." Combat mom Bangalore is great.
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints I'm just so happy that the lever action guns don't shoot empty shells to the left
Lord_ZYRK: *ziiip* *splplplplplplplpl. . .plpl. . .pl* "MAG OUT"
gundamschwing: Clipazines full of boolats
TheMerricat: @thraximore the magazine is like a box that you put bullets into a clip is more like a strip of metal that just holds bullets.
thmanwithnoname: @kevenwith2es beat me to it :D
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c they paid SO MUCH ATTENTION, the "near the end of the clip" clicks, the visuals, just all of it
offbeatwitch: what ARE birds?
offbeatwitch: we just don't know
AlienNanobots: Birds are government robot spies
SocraticMethod: @thraximore Clips are bunch of ammo together, magazine is where guns stores ammo. M1 and SKS have internal mags and they are loaded with clips
RandomTrivia: sergeScopeCreep
TheMerricat: @thraximore in real life soldiers carry bullets in clips to load bullets into the magazine to put into the gun. most of the time, sorta.
SnackPak_: nice Serge
BusTed: getting a little hot in here
kevenwith2es: @kevenwith2es ;)
Moonspeak721: wow i haven't thought about that song in like 10 years
Mister_BlueSky: I'm glad I'm not the only one who went to that song.
SocraticMethod: The terminology comes from artillery, where magazine was where the shell and powder charges were loaded. Clip is just "a clip of rounds"
Darleysam: I will never stop substituting 'sandwiches' for 'bandages' when I hear it, though
BrowneePoints: if you think about it, clips are a string of ammo "clipped" together
thraximore: So what I'm hearing is that /usually/ clips are the thing that puts ammo into the mag
TheMerricat: exactly.
BrowneePoints: pretty much @thraximore
Xenguin47: Can and will
SocraticMethod: AR and semi-auto pistols have external magazines unlike old guns
TheMerricat: These are examples of what a clip looks like - https://writingexplained.org/wp-content/uploads/gun-clip-vs-gun-magazine.png
TheMerricat: Most folk know what a generic magazine looks like.
matthaus_c: yeah I read em all the time
TheMerricat: the reason folk carry multiple clips instead of multiple magazines are cost and weight.
thraximore: When you see a character reloading by sliding a bunch of bullets into a revolver, that thing they're using is a clip VS when a character slides a cartridge into the actual firearm
BrowneePoints: Also found out most Standard Issue Army clips are made from Aluminum so they can be crushed after use
BrowneePoints: err magazines*
matthaus_c: oh that's so cool brownee
BrindleBoar: thraximore that's a speedloader, not a clip
thraximore: @BrindleBoar I was curious, good to know
SentientRatKing: he might be talking about moon clips brindleboar
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c a local welding place in my state has govt contract and we got to do a tour for career day in middle school and the supervisor told us about it
TheMerricat: also magazines tend to need to be machined far more closely to spec where clips often are just a stip of metal with holes punched in it.
thraximore: Guns are neat, wish we had a better relationship with them in the states
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c aluminum magazines so when a soldier empties it or doesn't need it they can drop it out and stomp on it and enemy combatants can't repurpose them
BrowneePoints: @thraximore guns are fascinating, but terrifying feats of engineering that are co-opted by some people in extremely bad faith and ignorance
thraximore: @BrowneePoints the duality of engineering
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints that sounds like an awesome experience, and yeah it makes total sense. I wish everything I know about guns wasn't from internet sources / STALKER fandoms because those two can be sketchy af :|
matthaus_c: nelly taking the heal turn
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c my dad is a bit of a conservative Gun nut. Wish I had a better relationship with him because my grandpa left me a German Officer's pistol he took off one in WW2
thraximore: @matthaus_c lrrWOW
thraximore: @BrowneePoints wow, that's a fascinating heirloom
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints holy shit, that's a badass heirloom
BrowneePoints: Mhmm. Grandpa was a Purple Heart recipient but he lost his service medals when their old farmhouse went up in flames
thraximore: That's a shame.
thraximore: is it possible to have them replaced? It can't be unheard of for that kind of accident to occur.
BrowneePoints: I don't know? it was in the like 60s/70s
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints Don't know how important it is to you but the military does replace lost service medals if asked, though it can be a process depending on who is asking and how much work 'proving' it is.
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat yea I think it's a mix of losing the documentation and it being DECADES ago when those departments may not have been as diligent as now
APODionysus: So is this like L4D ? And maybe a touch of Killing Floor?
dumbo3k: Random Basic Cards are personal, so you specifically Ben, will start each level with more money
BrowneePoints: @APODionysus This is made by a huge bunch of the original L4D team
APODionysus: Ah
APODionysus: I never actually played L4D
averythetiger: Pairs well with the speedrun
APODionysus: Played a ton of KF which is kiiiiiiiinda similar
TheMerricat: the studio is the same, Turtle Rock Studios, but they split a while ago so it's made by the folk who were left from that.
AlienNanobots: Real talk, L4D still holds up
TheMerricat: ^
SentientRatKing: @APODionysus It would probably also be officially L4D but valve owns the copyright so when they formed a new company they had to make it legally distinct.
BrowneePoints: Mhmm. Basically there was Turtle Rock, they got bought by Valve and became Valve South, they then eventually left and Reformed Turtle Rock
TheMerricat: I love some of the modded servers out there. I joined one last year that let 64 players on at once. that was .... an experience :)
APODionysus: Ah thanks brownie
r10pez10: rejected back 4 blood names: late 4 work
APODionysus: Thinking of valve buying studios makes me sad about the Firewatch devs
timble4: so serge was out of ammo because he wasn't buying it?
Tiber727: @AlienNanobots Heck, I even miss elements of old L4D, like no unlocks.
BrowneePoints: and a couple of the original devs helped Fat Shark over in Sweden with Vermintide I believe
APODionysus: I was soooo looking forward to their next game
APODionysus: Then valve bought them
TheMerricat: yeah the other half of turtle rock that left before this game went on to make vermentide :D
APODionysus: Now no games get bade
APODionysus: made
Scrubbodiestobears: that zombie is well armed
TheMerricat: nelly is sooo canadian :P
BrowneePoints: @Tiber727 I think the changes in this like locked doors etc in this help add longevity to the gameplay loop
TheMerricat: I like the map raondization but like I said before the toolkit mechanic will probably piss me off some, I don't like not being able to get everywhere on a map
JadedCynic: well, that sucked; 10 minute long power outage...and my phone was off-off, and decided to 'optimize' and didn't finish before the power came back on...
TheMerricat: ack sorry @JadedCynic been there and done that during a stream too.
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat that's fair. I think the toolkits force cooperation in your group
BrowneePoints: The Minigun Meetup is a Garage Pop-Punk band
Tiber727: @BrowneePoints Sure. I'm just saying sometimes new trends in games feel worse than old games. An example would be games with stupidly long tutorials.
SocraticMethod: Miniguns and minigun accessories galore, at the Minigun Meetup!
BrowneePoints: @Tiber727 also true. Since this is most of the original devs I feel the changes are a way to add some complexity and "modernize" the gameplay
TheMerricat: mom sounds really winded. is that her reduced stamina?
BrindleBoar: the Magnum uses Assault Rifle ammo, so if someone drops pistol rifle you will be disappointed
BrindleBoar: *pistol ammo
BrowneePoints: Clean as hell y'all!
TheMerricat: you all thought you weren't going to make it to the bridge Ben. so little faith :P
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
whitebadgerwolf88: this isn't really my type of game, but I really appreciate that the characters/guns get bloody while you play. nice design choice from the devs
BusTed: lrrCOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: very niceeee
averythetiger: Practice pays
empyreon: lrrBEEJ
virgil82: Very clean engagment chaps!
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeah, not fun at midnight on a cloudy, muggy night...missed the fan most :D
matthaus_c: Ben killed Jordan like 3 times
JadedCynic: congrats on that good run!
darkspiredragon: Thanks for the stream!
SnowbirdMike: Thanks streamers
El_Funko: until next week
BrowneePoints: it opens from the 12-16
DoubleMayCare: thanks for the stream, this has been really fun
BrowneePoints: as well
DeM0nFiRe: For a second I thought you meant everyone in the chat has their own home streaming schedule I was like wut
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe I mean by default having a twitch handle means we have a stream, whether or not we ever actually use it... :-P
matthaus_c: the ongoing goings-on
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe I mean, you HAVE a twitch account; just some of us have a streaming schedule of 'never' ;)
RandomTrivia: LUL
matthaus_c: rhythm café is banned
JadedCynic: gnite! don't forget to tip your wait staff! :D
RandomTrivia: *distant angry Heather noises*
BrowneePoints: I mean the calendar DOES go from Sun-Sat
BibitteNoire: Sunday day 1 gang
LordZarano: @BrowneePoints Not here they don't
JadedCynic: woooo, back to gnomes!
BusTed: seabatClap
blip2004: they also do voices
RandomTrivia: Heckling
Serpens77: peanut gallery
darkspiredragon: Spoop!
BrowneePoints: @LordZarano i mean in the US we have both. Monday and Sunday start calendars
Phailhammer: Tune in for another episode of "This Book SUCKS!" lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: that's gotta need a giant portal
matthaus_c: THE SPIDER DOLL HOUSE
darkspiredragon: No more tall lady :(
TheMerricat: btw chat, it's been being passed around by mod type folk, but ATM there is an exploit that you can add malicious code to your twitch profile to scrape certain info from browsers of anyone who viists your profile, so don't visit random twitch profiles (the other channels mods that I've been on have been talking about it since sometimes you get the urge to visit someone's profile before banning them - don't)
Mister_BlueSky: PogChamp
JadedCynic: more like "Hahahahahahaha, hahaha! This! Book! SUCKS! (I love it)"
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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gualdhar: @TheMerricat yikes, that's messed up
ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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JadedCynic: streeeeeeeeetch for time
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Juliamon: BrowneePoints Oh man, what *really* gets my goat is that pillminder makers haven't picked a side, so a bunch of ours don't start on the same day!
TheMerricat: Wednesday is the true start of the week chat. prove me wrong.
JadedCynic: o7
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - hey watch where you are pointing those bits
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darkspiredragon: Pills here!
RandomTrivia: LUL
gualdhar: this is the perfect time for JoeKim to throw out random fake sub names
BusTed: benginO7
SnowbirdMike: Gnite
SnackPak_: Thanks Joe!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
darkspiredragon: Thanks for the great content!
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
dougma: So, Joe, are we seeing you in the other stream Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Byeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
TheMerricat: Chat you all are awesome! Be safe, be well, and be happy!
DeM0nFiRe: Hey random question, anyone else ever have twitch tell you you cancelled a sub but also won't let you purchase a re-sub?
RandomTrivia: You can't resub for a few days after cancelling a sub
TheMerricat: No, but I could definately see it happening. especially on the same day.
RandomTrivia: I think it's 3 days?
DeM0nFiRe: It says I cancelled it a month ago
RandomTrivia: Oh. Weird
DeM0nFiRe: Ohhh
DeM0nFiRe: I know why
DeM0nFiRe: I changed my sub on that channel to a tier 2, it's my tier 1 that it says I cancelled
RandomTrivia: Ah, that would do it
DeM0nFiRe: And I can't resub because I still am subbed at tier 2, that is such a weird way to convey that information
DeM0nFiRe: They even sent me an email saying I cancelled and to resub if it was accidental lol
LordZarano: New Moon, First Quarter, Full Moon, & Last Quarter are the starts of the weeks KappaPride
TheMerricat: Twitch is a patchwork of spaghetti code. I doubt they even considered that case when creating the error messages
DeM0nFiRe: twitch wut r u doin
TheMerricat: an hour and a half till Brave New Favs, do I catch up on my two year long backlog of Crunchyroll anime or my two year long backlog of manga in Tachiyoma? :P
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!