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YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldcb
NotCainNorAbel: it's youre very clean boy
ViscountStyx: Lint free stream
djalternative: I see we're playing the lint roller card game this week
Styxseus: The cat walking away during that open was perfect
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Kramburger: Hahahahah good Joke streamer
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YeetTheRich_: *james with credit card in hand*: "are ya winning son?"
Earthenone: did you build a poor fucking tribal deck?
djalternative: there's milling in gwent?!?!
Kramburger: 'Gwent Best deck for new player who is also and experienced card game player'
asthanius: Monsters are some of my favorite types of beasts!
YeetTheRich_: it's called lantern control, you wouldn't understand
dragonbloon: If you're still talking about lined pockets lined pockets isn't monsters, it's the orange faction whose name I forget
Kramburger: Nobody's tossed us any coins yet
Earthenone: toss a coin to your wheeler
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asthanius: Command-O's
djalternative: Command-O's is a cereal
Fanklok: Shmandos?
DarkMorford: Commando is against TOS I think
YeetTheRich_: so what you are saying is that you're not wearing underwear?
Kramburger: Commandos is a 100 card singleton format that you play under the table
ContingentCat: as time is wont to do
djalternative: @Kramburger the players in the commander game above mysteriously lose life
asthanius: oh that seems very good
Kramburger: Wait that's just a saga
djalternative: sounds like we're cracking a lot of packs
Kramburger: It's old man Saga waering a rubber mask
djalternative: "What's a scenerio" is a popular lyric from a 90's song
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Gaz_L: dream magic
Fanklok: O-Near-oh-mancy
ContingentCat: it's irish O'Neiromancy lrrBEEJ
asthanius: Tutor and cast with rebound????
asthanius: Ben is the Baby Spice of LRR
Earthenone: as long as its james' money
Fanklok: Sanwich is a strong word
Earthenone: sanwitch is a strong card :P
asthanius: We're early
Kramburger: WTB [Cursed Scroll] PST
Fanklok: !card cursed scroll
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
asthanius: Commandos in the Classroom
giga_lag: not sure if backseating is allowed but you will want to place foltest on the left of the commandos to copy
YeetTheRich_: trap hole
Earthenone: if you learn by losing, maybe crafting a good deck was a poor decision :P
theSupportSystem: this game is strangely very different from how I recall Gwent from Witcher 3, which had an artillery row
chaselazuli: ahoy!
TheMerricat: @theSupportSystem they decided three rows was too hard to balance around
Xaunaught: Hello Mr Wheeler how is the GWENT
Fanklok: The Witcher 3 iteration was wildly imbalanced and more favored toward a single player experience
theSupportSystem: oh that makes sense Fanklok
Kramburger: They cut the 3rd row for time on the TV show and the game was legally obligated to reflect that
Asimech: @Earthenone Yeah. Wheeler should've had me make the deck if losing is learning.
TheMerricat: The alpha of this game did have three rows in it, and weather cards I think that all got cut due to complexity.
Fanklok: End game content was trading Ancestral Recalls back and forth then playing wrath of god
Fanklok: (which was a giant fuck off dragon)
Asimech: I don't think I've made a single deck in any game with constructed play where it has taken more than 5 minutes into a game before I've gone "oh no, my deck doesn't work" and been wrong.
Fanklok: Yeah Wheeler you've played Gwent for approximately 3 hours why aren't you in the top 50 playrs of all time yet
asthanius: @Fanklok There's 51 players
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:53.
ContingentCat: our old rival Time strikes again
YeetTheRich_: I think the hardest thing to learn when getting into gwent is when you should stop playing your cards
TheMerricat: Yeah the whole, I need to reserve some goods for the next round...
YeetTheRich_: oh no
chaselazuli: doogKermit
Sibwow: drawing cards? in my benjamin wheeler?
Fanklok: Drawing cards? Really makes you ponder huh.
Sibwow: your opt-ions
Gaz_L: It's neat that they implemented something like sagas in Gwent :)
gulox2: the card represents a very stressful time in her life :D
asthanius: This deck feels very much like it wants to do the exact same thing as often as possible
gulox2: most Gwent decks are that way
asthanius: Progress when you play a Siege Engine
gulox2: you played it correct.
Fanklok: I would argue that most decks want to do the exact same thing as often as possible
asthanius: It's Glen Pathcutter's cousin
Gaz_L: yeah, it seems to work like a saga, but it progresses when you play siege engine units, if i'm reading right?
gulox2: it is the community manager for the game, yeah :D
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub ?
asthanius: God I love the GG system
Gaz_L: Any thoughts on the factions?
TheMerricat: so the one thing that squicked me when I picked Gwent up in Alpha was that some of the cards were.... borderline animated torture porn... are those still around?
Gaz_L: to be fair, there are the unalligned cards, right? So it might be relevant to make it only be Northern Realms units it works on
Fanklok: That was me I'm the famous teacher of Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: !card oneirophage
LRRbot: Oneirophage [3U] | Creature — Squid Illusion [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Oneirophage.
ktmtg: whats up wheeler!!
gulox2: there are some decks that play the horse LUL
YeetTheRich_: no roach is still on your roof
Gaz_L: i think CDPR kinda did that on purpose
Fanklok: CDPR didn't invent the Witcher though
Gaz_L: Oh, you spoil us Mr Wheeler
Gaz_L: CDPR did invent Vernon Roche, I think, though?
PMAvers: Everyone, get. In. Here.
Fanklok: They did
Fanklok: You win this round
TheMerricat: Vernon Roche is a CDPR character but there is a Narses de la Roche in the books, AFIAK there is no relation implied between the two.
gulox2: Makes more Commandoes
Fanklok: Golly gosh @TheMerricat you sure do know everything about everything
TheMerricat: Me? No. Google? Yes :)
Gaz_L: I wouldn't put it past them to have given him the name seeing as he's a sidekick that can hang out with Geralt for most of the story in TW2
Williams4jesus: VoteYea
Fanklok: Is there even a trebuchet?
Gaz_L: damn lazy balistae
Gobukiller: It was engineered for a siege, so... yes?
asthanius: Play the things and if you don't have the things then get the things
PMAvers: So we're Cheating out Commandos? Buy all the playsets and toys.
Fanklok: I do
YeetTheRich_: dammit where did I save the netdecking copy pasta
asthanius: My favorite is Gunhaver
Gaz_L: There was that vampire that did the same thing in... Ikoria?
Gobukiller: My favorite thing about squadron hawk is that it can hold a sword
chaselazuli: love squad hawk
WalkingProfanity: I still have my hawks
Fanklok: Ixalan
Fanklok: !card legion conquistador
LRRbot: Legion Conquistador [2W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | When Legion Conquistador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Legion Conquistador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
asthanius: birds hold swords
Gaz_L: oh, i was thinking of the one that tutors for more copies and puts them on to the battlefield, whoops
Fanklok: That ship is the size of god
YeetTheRich_: !card whisper squad
LRRbot: Whisper Squad [B] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | {1}{B}: Search your library for a card named Whisper Squad, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
gulox2: The Gwent community is sort of fed up with Foltest, actually, because it's become somewhat binary in if you have an answer for the card or not as the deciding factor for victory.
asthanius: Gwentmunity
gulox2: :D
Fanklok: Irish Red or Stout
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGE
asthanius: It’s more of a batch
gulox2: yes, you picked a very good deck :D
circusofkirkus: is this the ADP of Gwent?
SpaceVelociraptor: this seems to have changed a lot since it came out. I don't remember directly damaging enemy units?
Xaunaught: so damage is like Hearthstone and it lasts forever, and if it goes to 0 the card is removed?
Xaunaught: yeah cool
Mattmitchell45: The Sloop Geralt B
KubaTwister: he used leader, so you should have just passed
YeetTheRich_: ranomly? in my digital card game?
holidayMD: I thought gwent had 3 lane per side?
TheMerricat: @holidayMD they dropped the third lane in later versions.
Twilight_Spark: Streamer, have you considered just winning at game? lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: blue stripes are not the same since jack blue left
KubaTwister: haha
hd_dabnado: @KubaTwister I am laughing as well right now haha but not at streamer
cdutson: oh hey, I have that standing fan! got it from Costco. it's a good fan. That's all I've got to contribute
Fanklok: Is it one of those spinny blade fans or one of the ones that pushes the air with witch craft
Fanklok: Thunderbolt is a potion
ElfLawyer: hidey ho Benjamin & chat
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lamina5432: kills all the fish in the sea around it
lamina5432: free food??
YeetTheRich_: good for you opponent
Fanklok: You know what they say, location location location
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Fanklok: Well when a horse and a mule love each other very much
YeetTheRich_: !card assquatch
LRRbot: Assquatch [4R] | Creature — Donkey [3½/3½] | Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. / Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
tetradd01: I've just gotten back into Gwent and am loving this Commandos deck
asthanius: !card dumbass
LRRbot: Dumb Ass [2R] | Creature — Donkey Barbarian [3½/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
sing_o_muse: isnt it the other way srounf
sing_o_muse: around
Fanklok: Of course you would know everything even tangentially related for horse Wheeler
Kreiseler: oh no I'm late! how have the games gone so far? and I see wheeler is playing mandos, where's the list from?
sing_o_muse: yeah
A_Bullett: other way around like donkey + mule = horse
asthanius: And if they're Russian, it's a Moscow Mule
YeetTheRich_: grizzly + polar bear hybrids are called brolar bears (I am not making this up)
Fanklok: Iunno that sounds very made up
asthanius: "i got da wist fwom team weviathan gaming"
circusofkirkus: how convenient
YeetTheRich_: commence the DDoS
circusofkirkus: what a good excuse for OP
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: so strange zoomizThink
Fanklok: Wheeler activating his lag switch
asthanius: every streamer gets one lag switch per stream
TheMerricat: Your boats were big opponent, but they weren't big enough to hold my commandos!
Fanklok: I like to think the lag switch makes dial-up noises
Kreiseler: tlg always have great lists and some great beginner guides that show step by step how to upgrade starting decks
YeetTheRich_: peak clown stream
asthanius: tripods are notoriously good shovels
TheMerricat: so is this just BMing here by the opponent or do we think they really have a connection issue?
TheNipplesOfAquaman: I'll come clean, I'm messing with your opponent's internet
chaselazuli: doogDab doogDab doogDab
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sleepmaster1011: good bit for the highlight reel
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Kreiseler: @themerricat proooobably bm, its somewhat common to alt f4, which shows as a lost connection. but could be legit
asthanius: More lag after this
Fanklok: Time to go fill a comically large mug with beer
TheMerricat: So I stopped playing Gwent before they rejiggered it but it still looks to me as if the 'winning' strategy is to do your best to get the opponent to overcommit in round one, lose it, and then just keep your card advantage alive in round 2.
benjamin_wheeler: I hope the beer is comical too
Kreiseler: @themerricat it really depends on the match up. the fact that there is a 10 card max hand limit now severely cut down on the importance of huge tempo plays
YeetTheRich_: smol wheeler
tetradd01: Some decks want to win Round 1, keep round 2 alive as long as possible, then have a short round 3 for example to Slam at the end.
SirMorek: The tallest budget?
SirMorek: #onlyfans
SirMorek: they're very large, as the fellow "average height" dude surrounded by freaks
asthanius: Does KD stand for Kraft Dinner or Kill/Death
SirMorek: yes
objectivefailure: It's got electrolytes.
kevenwith2es: Kevin Durant must eat KD too. 🤔
TheMerricat: I'm still pissed about finding out that in Canada you can buy flavor packets for KD. Not that I want cotton candy flavored mac and cheese, but the other flavors I've found out about sound awesome.
Fanklok: A bit late, but it's Left Hand Brewings Stout so its as comical as you find that to be I guess
SirMorek: @TheMerricat you'd enjoy the various Premium KD brands, for the bespoke hand crafted KD experience
tetradd01: If you play it starts copying into your deck right now. So you'll have like 8 by end of round
Fanklok: It's a fairly cool night
YeetTheRich_: the blue flag under your opponents hero makes him look like a jinn when you squint your eyes ...
SirMorek: notably, not made by kraft
Juliamon: Left Hand is great. I swear by their milk stout.
Fanklok: That's what I;m drinking Julia
tetradd01: Foltest boosts at end of turn automatically
Juliamon: I have some peanut butter stout that I really have to be in the mood for tho
tetradd01: Without you using leader ability
Fanklok: I generally prefer Evil Genius but the store only had their IPA's in
Xaunaught: some Mysty Boosties?
CrustyCheezuz: he boosts them himself
KubaTwister: foltest boost the card to the right himself
Fanklok: Use the boost to get through
TheMerricat: does foltest's boost count?
KubaTwister: yup
TheMerricat: lol
CrustyCheezuz: AA
kritum_: opponent's deck looks like nilfgard starter
CrustyCheezuz: or marching for another scout
48 raiders from wiggins have joined!
SirMorek: so many bald children
Izandai: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
YeetTheRich_: is there a max limit on units in the same row?
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: my many bald children
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Fanklok: And this is to go further beyond?
killian_panala: hello
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Bald Children" Wheeler
KubaTwister: @YeetTheRich_ yes, 9
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ ah thx lrrHEART
CrustyCheezuz: you messsed up your round 3 mulligans
asthanius: But it's round 2?
CrustyCheezuz: pavetta shuffles
TheMerricat: only matters if we get to round 3 even :)
YeetTheRich_: what round 3? we just win here Kappa
Fanklok: We don't round 3 in this house hold
CrustyCheezuz: 2_0 machine
Dandinstorm12: bold claim
9 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
asthanius: You frying chicken in there?
TheAinMAP: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
mrMorphius: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Dandinstorm12: we've been raided again
RomanGoro: Round 3 made more sense when the opening hand was three cards
Fanklok: So many raiders, what is this clan An Craite?
YeetTheRich_: wheeler famously never lost a single game on this show, everything that says otherwise is fake
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Dandinstorm12: it's like medieval Ireland round here
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mrMorphius: Did someone say boosties?
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Dandinstorm12: you've been seized
Fanklok: The ballista is the boat of siege weaponry
YeetTheRich_: ballista on ballista violence
98 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
thecrimsonchaos: breyaBust breyaTreasure breyaChut breyaTreasure
YeetTheRich_: welp
Dandinstorm12: yet further raids
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
YeetTheRich_: hello raiders
kritum_: round 3?
spritedragon_: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
kustomkrunch: breyaBust breyaTreasure breyaChut breyaTreasure
sarahtheanimetomboy: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Fanklok: Was there some kind of meeting? Everyone is raiding right now
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
TheMerricat: lol
Sage0fMadness: "A bald child" LUL
kritum_: lmao
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
CrustyCheezuz: we have a place for one more
CrustyCheezuz: scout
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YeetTheRich_: don't talk to me or any of my bald children again
kustomkrunch: we just had a long conversation about making a thirst trap EDH deck
craddaddy: I truly appreciate your random 90s/00s hip-hop references
Sage0fMadness: A sub baby! it's probably also bald
CrustyCheezuz: you pass now for the mythical mound 3
Mysticman89: so I'm playing the prey DLC, and I've stumbled upon a corpse with the name "benjamin wheeler" and that name seems familiar.
Lysander_Gustav: Is this like a rat-pack deck?
Fanklok: !card pack rat
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
TotallyNotaBeholder: I watched Avatar the First airbender
TheMerricat: so what does purify do chat? do we know?
Dandinstorm12: not a bug, a feature
TheMerricat: LOL
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Fanklok: It clears bad stuff I think?
Fanklok: Like lock
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown wheelerClown
KubaTwister: well played SeemsGood
CrustyCheezuz: round 3 modCheck
rosesmcgee: I was promised a round three, I want rare wildcards as compensation. Get Glen Pathfinder on the phone.
YeetTheRich_: hi shupe
Dandinstorm12: boosties?
Fanklok: Kegs that a troll gives you
Dandinstorm12: None of those men are bald
obionedrop: oh that's neat
kritum_: does this game have duplicate protection?
CrustyCheezuz: envoy is a consideration with Mandos deck
mawashiro: bro try playing nr witcher
mawashiro: nr witcher real fun
YeetTheRich_: king of games in 20 days speedrun
CrustyCheezuz: NR: northen realms
CrustyCheezuz: the faction you are olaying as
mawashiro: northern realm witcher im sorry
Dandinstorm12: I'm guessing it's north of you
Fanklok: That was a bunch of sword ladies
mawashiro: the factoon you are playing bro
TheMerricat: @kritum_ So I haven't played since they completely rejiggered the game due to playtesting feedback but at least when I was playing you could 'dust' cards to get crafting components.
YeetTheRich_: there are no witchers in the yukon
YeetTheRich_: not anymore
MrTulip: sasquach ate them all
kritum_: @kritum_ thx
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: i love factoon
KubaTwister: LUL
Dandinstorm12: awk
mawashiro: slap down a roche
jaege8: it's just weird
mrMorphius: lrrJUDGE
CrustyCheezuz: animations are clunky
asthanius: never trust a boat
YeetTheRich_: bolt the boat
CrustyCheezuz: you save roach for other rounds when you want to have commandoes and don't have a tutor for them
mawashiro: oh ffs
asthanius: boats: the silent killer
mawashiro: you wasted a point man
PharaohBender27: Wheeler dreads the arrival of the ferry Kappa
CrustyCheezuz: scout for more mandos
asthanius: 99% of all deaths occur on boats
SirMorek: what's this game and supporting boat violence?
YeetTheRich_: pointy stick man
Dandinstorm12: boat point man
CrustyCheezuz: click
Dandinstorm12: the boats aren't on point?
asthanius: boats on fleek
CrustyCheezuz: other scout
Fanklok: Islands are just boats made of dirt right?
asthanius: scout from tf2?
mawashiro: if youre against skellige then the boat aint what you have to worry about
Dandinstorm12: oof
asthanius: I'm looking at a monitor lizard. Is that the right one?
mawashiro: lmao never mind
PharaohBender27: I see we've got some hard-core Gwent players who don't get that Wheeler don't give AF
jaege8: the faction opponent using is Skellige LUL
Dandinstorm12: wait a second
Dandinstorm12: Wheeler don't give Air Force?
asthanius: don't give a poor fucking infantry
PharaohBender27: Oh, my bad :D
kritum_: Jebaited
Simonark: They bask on rocks all day, its fine
YeetTheRich_: the rules commitee called, boats are now pointed at three points each
PMAvers: A boat built this city on ROCK and ROL
Kramburger: The Boats built the boatbuilders
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: is build-a-boat like build-a-bear?
asthanius: Maroon 5?
CrustyCheezuz: you're overfilling your row
Fanklok: Marron is a color ya fool
PharaohBender27: @asthanius I was thinking the same thing katesLol
mawashiro: save roache for next round
mawashiro: good thinning
jaege8: click the commando?
Kramburger: Okay chat, maybe ease up on the backseating
asthanius: Ferrero Roache
Simonark: No, monitor lizards bask in the sun. So they dont cool down
YeetTheRich_: (I want to stop the backseaters but I also want more wheeler sass and I don't know what to do)
TheMerricat: lol chat now you are in for it.
Darleysam: good news, the game's free to play so instead of trying to play this game for Wheeler, you can load it up yourself
asthanius: Hit the switch!
jaege8: chair is playing the game Pog
Xaunaught: Backseating? much like this Comfy Human Chair that Wheeler is sitting in
asthanius: nice back seat
Xaunaught: that is perfectly supporting his back
mawashiro: ayy the chair is popping of
Dandinstorm12: probably
Kramburger: Wowe, the game plays itself while you're away? The future is amazing isn't it
Xaunaught: wait can I make that joke on LRR and not the Rodeo lmao
SirMorek: See, this is why wheeler is king among streamers. He invites you into his home and makes you feel welcome!
Nydestroyer: Luckily like most of the card games so far I dont know enough to backseat!
asthanius: 👏👏👏
Elypants: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Kramburger: TBF, the chair subscribed to the patreon
Nydestroyer: *clap*
SirMorek: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TheMerricat: seabatClap
PMAvers: katesChair is the hero we desereve
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Darleysam: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
kritum_: clap
Dandinstorm12: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
asddsa28: PrideGasp chair
rosesmcgee: All glory to the chair!
Fanklok: Oh good lots of Adam's horrible clapping emote
WalkingProfanity: cupahChair cupahChair cupahChair cupahChair cupahChair cupahClap cupahClap cupahClap
Juliamon: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Elypants: seabatClap seabatClap sergeChair seabatClap seabatClap
jaege8: 👏 👏
asthanius: oh man i love papa roach
Kramburger: seabatUseless
randombillfolds: Isn't Roache the horse that Gwent rides?
Nydestroyer: I thought roach was a horse
YeetTheRich_: now you think this is a joke but after you end the stream there will be james sitting in this chair, golf clapping and handing you his credit card
TheMerricat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
asthanius: no the horse is a horse, not a roach
Darleysam: @randombillfolds yeah he transforms into a man, it's really cool
Dandinstorm12: highly suspicious
Kreiseler: @randombillfolds no thats Roche's monster
Nydestroyer: @Darleysam what? Really?
PharaohBender27: @Kreiseler katesLol
TheWarDoctor8: What week of Gwent is this for ITYC?
Fanklok: That person has a concerning amount of arrows in them
kritum_: i like this pass
Darleysam: yep, Roach/Roche are the same person (spoiler for end of The Witcher 2)
TheWarDoctor8: Cool, see you in the VODlands
Kramburger: Each new moth is a complete reboot of Is This Your Card, so this is Ben's second ever stream
Kramburger: *month
mawashiro: Roach is the best in the world while Roche is a weirdo with issues
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: is rochelle also the same?
Fanklok: Every time a moth is born Wheeler forgets all of his streaming knowledge
TheMerricat: that lets you bring the bald men again
jaege8: Princess PogChamp
Asimech: @Kramburger You've accidentally planted the idea of a "Reboot Moth" to pair with "Chaos Butterfly".
mawashiro: it lets you bring back bald man
Dandinstorm12: Wait you're supposed to read the cards? Damnit
TheMerricat: oh wait does the duplication card make duplicates of the princess or is she too powerful?
DaMullet14: Between Two Soldiers sounds like an autobiographuy
Kramburger: @Asimech A moth flaps it's wings in china and causes another unwanted reboot in Hollywood?
Fanklok: Wheeler is a magic player he doesn't read cards is infersrs what they do based on the artwork
Asimech: Bogart voice "Of all the cards in the game, I had to read this card."
Asimech: @Kramburger Exactly.
ElfLawyer: Benjamin, which of the several games you've tried on this show have you liked the best?
Kramburger: At least it's not YuGiOh
mawashiro: card games players never read their cards
Fanklok: I bet its Hearthstone
PharaohBender27: And this is from someone who plays MtG!
CrustyCheezuz: roche
rosesmcgee: so I wasn't paying attention, do you just win this game by having the most bald sons? or boats?
TheMerricat: ah crud, it's bronze isn't it.
Kreiseler: is it bad that I want wheeler to play dwarfs just so he'll say all the voice lines?
Dandinstorm12: @rosesmcgee both
kritum_: ez pass
Fanklok: But then he has to switch to squirrels and can't do the mandos
sovietbear1919: "Yer skull will make a fine 'noledge"
jaege8: The Crew on the ladder can only trigger when deploy
rosesmcgee: thanks @Dandinstorm12 clears that up for me
Kramburger: Damnit, accidently closed my window. ctrl+shift+T is the greatest shortcut I've ever learnt and it's not even close
TheMerricat: yep
jaege8: yes
Dandinstorm12: @rosesmcgee huh, I'm still in the dark
SirMorek: @Kramburger how about win+shift+s?
Darleysam: @Kramburger that and Shift+Tab felt like I'd unlocked the pro browsing experience
mawashiro: yeah
Kreiseler: yes. technically they get a turn but don't play anything (but eot things would still trigger)
CrustyCheezuz: zeal anyway it'll boost it
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: fiorabLads fiorabLads bald children fiorabLads fiorabLads
Kramburger: @SirMorek Actually, that one actually makes my job easier, so it's pretty close
jaege8: you have 1 bleed
rosesmcgee: not enough bald sons or boats
mawashiro: u didnt use bald man
CrustyCheezuz: land boats are the best
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Nydestroyer: wait, the packs are kegs? LUL
asthanius: geralt-tee?
Fanklok: Gerald from Hey Arnold but as a witcher?
CrustyCheezuz: they might have a lock
asthanius: he hides a sword in his hair
CrustyCheezuz: doregaray of vole?
mawashiro: monsters dont have lock no worry
Fanklok: Nailed it
DaMullet14: Gerald
Mysticman89: its "jim"
asthanius: his name is gwent
iris_of_ether: Geralto Rivera
rosesmcgee: He goes by Jerry
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The_Ninjurai: Gebraltor
Juliamon: it's Susan
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon katesLol
YeetTheRich_: big bald
Dandinstorm12: double ship
Dandinstorm12: double the fun
YeetTheRich_: you can emote "bad move" in this game? LUL
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YeetTheRich_: "not so fast kaiba"
asthanius: "Hurry up" "Thanks"
CrustyCheezuz: you can AA a scout
Nydestroyer: Every game does need the ability to just yell some random name like Kaiba
Kramburger: Remember when people got salty because you could only give positive reinforcement in Death Stranding?
CrustyCheezuz: Amohibious assault for scout
rosesmcgee: the most and the baldest
Kreiseler: but how many bald men is TOO many bald men?
CrustyCheezuz: scout makes more bald babies
Fanklok: 10
Kramburger: So many bald men the Dead Kennedy will write a song about it
Jensling: huh... didn't Gwent use to have 3 rows on each side? Melee, Range and Siege or something?
Fanklok: yes
CrustyCheezuz: make sure you have 2 siege engines for the scenario
CrustyCheezuz: 2 boats for the card
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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asthanius: make sure you have 7 siege engines for the scenario
Nydestroyer: buckets
Jensling: When did that change? Seems like a pretty big thing
KubaTwister: this is pretty hilarious to watch LUL
CrustyCheezuz: read melusine text then
YeetTheRich_: make sure you have at least 5 siege engine when going for constantinople
Fanklok: Ah finally a superior siege engine
rosesmcgee: why does OP have the love child of sauron and lord zedd standing on their side?
Kreiseler: @jensling too hard to balance, and just as much decision making with 2 rows instead of 3
CrustyCheezuz: leftmost boat
PMAvers: But is it a siege engine to rival Metal Gear?
PharaohBender27: "Reading is for CHUMPS!" - Benjamin Wheeler
Fanklok: That's the Wild Hunt, an angry elf(?)
Nydestroyer: yea, one holds water, the other floats on it
Nydestroyer: completely different
Asimech: Très buckets.
Stellabrate: Trebuchets are the superior siege you know how far a trebuchet can hurl a stone?
Fanklok: Ratdog, ratdog, all alone in the world was a little ratdog
PharaohBender27: For those new to LRR, the pronunciation of trebuchet as "trebucket" is something of an in-joke
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rats and dogs, living together....MASS HYSTERIA!
YeetTheRich_: !venga
LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus.
Twilight_Spark: Sir, this is a Wendy's Kappa
Kreiseler: crew depends on the ability its referring to, not necessarily just when you play the card
Stellabrate: Playing Gwent and going bald go hand in hand
kookaburra_85: I like watching you play, but I have been watching for 2 hours and still have no idea what's going on.
Darleysam: @PharaohBender27 the correct pronunciation, of course, being with the hard 'Chet' on the end
Fanklok: You know streamer if it were me I would simply not click more than necessary
asthanius: don't forget to smash that bell, gamers
Nydestroyer: is the way to win this game just to have the higher number?
Xaunaught: never gonna let that one die are we lmao
hd_dabnado: those are some wild jeans
kookaburra_85: Genes or Jeans?
PharaohBender27: lrrBEEEJ : "If you're so good at counting, how about YOU be the business manager!?" (throws a ledger a Wheeler)
Kreiseler: just can't take that risk Kappa
Fanklok: No more Gwent? Don't make me tell old man Turner you're skipping out on work
asthanius: Don't you usually shave your entire head every year anyway?
YeetTheRich_: "kiefer said I'm not allowed to play anymore"
Xaunaught: can we get some baldmen in the chat
CrustyCheezuz: the ladder boy triggers the ability
asthanius: 👨🦲
Nydestroyer: lionNice
sovietbear1919: moon2M
rosesmcgee: reporting for duty, as requested
SirMorek: Who's got that caillou emote?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CrustyCheezuz: mr ladder man
YeetTheRich_: dammit the one time i needed james' calliou emote my sub runs out LUL
KWardJenx: Bald 2, standing by
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerMonkey
Kreiseler: @sirmorek beat me to it
rosesmcgee: seabatUseless
Xaunaught: brizziOOK wheelerMonkey
Fanklok: I'm fairly certain Ladderman is a trademarked comic book character please pick a legally distinct name
SirMorek: seabatUseless ahh yessss
SirMorek: I have the power!
rosesmcgee: seabatUseless seabatUseless wheelerMonkey
Fanklok: That emote is so terible
Fanklok: The mouth is just the nose but copy pasted
PMAvers: Spite?
SirMorek: spite seems like a good bet
Stellabrate: This is an EZ 2-0
asthanius: They're called Gwent Bits
Mysticman89: are you under par though
Fanklok: Gwent Bux
Stellabrate: Deny his dailies SwiftRage
SirMorek: bottom left card, so it stops wiggling like that D:
SirMorek: oh sorry, bottom right
Fanklok: @Stellabrate we try to refer to ops we don't know with they/them
YeetTheRich_: usually at first you go bald in the back
SirMorek: me and my six brothers will have words with your manager!
Darleysam: you get a Gwent if you complete both rows, and automatically win the game
YeetTheRich_: wait really?
Darleysam: no not really
asthanius: Are you McKidding me right now?
YeetTheRich_: ah, shame
YeetTheRich_: I could totally believe that
YeetTheRich_: would severely limit design space though
Stellabrate: @Fanklok I'm sorry, I will flog myself, 10 lashes while maintaining eye contact with myself in the mirror, before I go to bed tonight
SirMorek: What are keys for? Unlocking... kegs?
benjamin_wheeler: Keys open doors
benjamin_wheeler: but they also open up parts of the reward progression line
SirMorek: Exchange fluids!
PharaohBender27 cannot help but notice that the backseating hardcore Gwent players have left since Wheeler called them out
rosesmcgee: Wheeler has a softer touch with the backseaters on the LRR stream, so it takes a while to get the hint across
YeetTheRich_: I find the trolling the backseaters strategy really amusing though
SirMorek: that sure is a long animation
Xx_JAG_xX: oooh hope im nt to late for the stream
rosesmcgee: it's why I subbed to wheeler initially @YeetTheRich_ but I stayed for the love
PharaohBender27: @rosesmcgee True, but it was funny/exasperating to see them not getting the hint
rosesmcgee: ditto @PharaohBender27
SirMorek: Hey wheeler, can you point me in the direction of the tip jar? TIA
SirMorek: Just the tip mind you...
YeetTheRich_: but doctor, I AM the king of trolls
glencon: Saying "boat" over and over? That's a habit I can get on board with.
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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benjamin_wheeler: !donate
benjamin_wheeler: !tip
PharaohBender27: As I indicated earlier, I'm pretty sure they were all hard-core Gwent players who turned in specifically because it was this game being streamed
YeetTheRich_: !y
PharaohBender27: *tuned in
Xx_JAG_xX: 1 thing i liked about the game is that since i was at the beginning of the reboot it's fun to see how some abilities and, cards and how things worked changed
charbroiledmonk: hard-core Gwent players monkaS you make us sound like a street gang
LiveFaust: Semper Shady
Xx_JAG_xX: i almost missed when the #1 deck was all special cards and 2 Units
YeetTheRich_: they're coming for your kneecaps when you refer to the wrong things as points Kappa
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: why would they turn our son against us mynttiCry
PharaohBender27: Also, wait, since when is Latin a thing in the Witcher universe? I know that English/Polish/Whatever language people get the books and/or games in gets sort of handwaved, but including Latin phrases seems like it's pushing that
Xx_JAG_xX: have a favorite region yet??
f_tan_theta: this game has changed a lot since I last played
YeetTheRich_: canadian likes nothern realms
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Xx_JAG_xX: @YeetTheRich_ you'd assumed they'd like the wild hunt being winter themed and all
PMAvers: It definitely feels like it can depict some siege warfare.
PharaohBender27: @charbroiledmonk Maybe "hardcore" was a bit much, I'll own up to that. But it seemed there were folks earlier who were pretty experienced with the game and giving Wheeler unsolicited advice based on their experiences
Kramburger: Ben liked the Monsters because he's a huge Space Jam fan
YeetTheRich_: ffs LUL
charbroiledmonk: @pharaohbender27 oh ok, I just here, yes the Gwent community is fairly pepega
Xx_JAG_xX: Tbh i was in the gwent discord for a hot minute and i quickly got on out of there it wasn't good
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: still not enough sons
Kreiseler: viy? I hope it was viy
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: fiorabLads fiorabLads fiorabLads fiorabLads
Kramburger: Easy mistake to make Wheeler, we understand
Kramburger: We established last week -1 card advantage is worth a win
PharaohBender27: Oh hey I just realized that was the sound when you leveled up in Witcher 3 (the sort of drum/yell thing)
Xx_JAG_xX: You say that until a unit gets locked then you'd wish you had them
charbroiledmonk: for a lock on your side mahakam ale is better
asthanius: Ben's Gaming at a 10th-grade level
Kramburger: Richard Gwentfield gave you both timers for a reason
CrustyCheezuz: ale is always good
rosesmcgee: a bald man?
Fanklok: Very funny Kramburger
Kreiseler: ah yes playing as Richard gwentfield intended
asthanius: Gwentfield and his owner, Jon of Rivia
Kreiseler: but what about glen gwentcutter?
asthanius: BALD ARMY
Darleysam: oh I see, it's scute swarm!
YeetTheRich_: @asthanius I don't think it is allowed to put these words in a sentence together
asthanius: too late
Xx_JAG_xX: pro gamer
rosesmcgee: never underestimate the power of the bald men
asthanius: Is that the gamer alarm?
PharaohBender27: A train!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
f_tan_theta: LUL
asthanius: wait wait hold on, what kind of gravy?
Kramburger: FINALLY, I've been eating dry chips for the last week
Kreiseler: its always w o'clock at the w station
YeetTheRich_: shoop sounds better
charbroiledmonk: larvae is the best
Xx_JAG_xX: right one is good
Kreiseler: larva
PharaohBender27: So trolls have become loot box merchants, I see
rosesmcgee: none of them look like bald men, so I say pass
YeetTheRich_: sick art on all three
rosesmcgee: ancient foglet, that's a bald man-thing kinda
SirMorek: I'm not going to call it tribal, but that right thing is bald
asthanius: Bald Tribal
asthanius: call it what it is
rosesmcgee: looks like pissed off Gollum
Makrosian_Tae: Is he literally running bald tribal?
YeetTheRich_: gollum is pissed of smeagol if anything
rosesmcgee: well, you got me there. I guess bigger Gollum
asthanius: Gollum with a hole in his chest
YeetTheRich_: gollum if he got the one ring back
Kreiseler: gollum, when the walls fell
PMAvers: Shot through the heart, and Frodo's to blame, don't take it so serioiusly it's a card game
chumpofthemonth: Gandalf, his arms wide
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chaosblade244: why didnt you use defender?
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Kramburger: Didn't King Foltest bang his own sister?
Xx_JAG_xX: it means they have to get through it before they target any other unit in the row
chaosblade244: you put it back to the deck
Kreiseler: yes, yes he did
Kreiseler: and thats how he got monster daughter
Xx_JAG_xX: it's mtg flagbearer that's defender
chaosblade244: it prevent the enemy to do anything with your cards in the row you put it
dpj2009: how has your summer been Ben?
chumpofthemonth: Yeah but you didn't win the right way, so it doesn't count
YeetTheRich_: machiavellian gwent
Xx_JAG_xX: nah man a win's a win B)
Kramburger: Why new player no play perfectly in my opinion?
dpj2009: beginning of games actions Kappa
sockpuppt: "suboptimal plays are bad?" no, "suboptimal plays are anti-meta plays"
YeetTheRich_: playing suboptimally for more information
sockpuppt: "suboptimal plays are meta-counters"
chaosblade244: this was actually a meta deck last season
Twilight_Spark: You know how a new chess player can win against a grandmaster because their moves are so bad? It's like that, in the sense that's fantastical.
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Xx_JAG_xX: i'm so glad they added that feature that tells me when i'm being a dingus and putting it in the wrong row
dpj2009: !storm
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Twilight_Spark: It's got soul.
Twilight_Spark: But y'know, it's not a soldier.
Xx_JAG_xX: back in my day you would put ur unit in the wrong row and live with it like a man!!!
dpj2009: we should create a celebrity card game
Xx_JAG_xX: i thought that was the austin powers card game B)
PharaohBender27: How's is spelled?
PharaohBender27: *it
YeetTheRich_: weiß schwarz
PharaohBender27: Ah, OK
dpj2009: "I will deploy Dwayne the Rock Johnson"
chaosblade244: boost commandos and use leader
Xx_JAG_xX: end this man's whole career
mljesus6222: how do you play this game
Twilight_Spark: It's levi-OH-sa, not levioh-SA.
PharaohBender27: "Weiß" is probably best thought of as being pronounced like "vise" only with the s in vise being pronounced like an s, but your "Schwartz" pronunciation wasn't too bad
YeetTheRich_: oofa
SirMorek: All i know about german is that the weird B shape is a "double S, sort of"
YeetTheRich_: never didn't have it
PharaohBender27: Or actually, better thought - "weiß" is pronounced like "vice"
SirMorek: like a 2021 green card
Xx_JAG_xX: gotta admit i respect that play by the open
dpj2009: Ben's had it since birth chat
SirMorek: Oh my apologies, i didn't mean to year you like that
chumpofthemonth: You're playing against the rona,n this can't be good
YeetTheRich_: ok "yawgfather" Kappa
PharaohBender27: @SirMorek It is. It actually derives from the old gothic font for a "long s" followed by as "short s" (think like how in the Declaration of Independence "Congress" looks like it's spelled "Congrefs")
SirMorek: I mean, in his early years he had some great ideas?
hd_dabnado: well there is a great video by Spice8rack
Mr_Horrible: yawgmoth just gave out free prosthetics, it's fine :)
SirMorek: Who doesn't like an "idea man"?
rosesmcgee: Seej?
CrustyCheezuz: the old bald dude can make bald baby work again
YeetTheRich_: i have a spice8rack video for you if you have an hour Kappa
dpj2009: siege gang him
SirMorek: seabatUseless
z_ava_: soon you will figure out that there was a better way to get more points just keep playing
SirMorek: Remember when gene roddenberry said that in the distant future, people wouldn't care about baldness?
SirMorek: I wish to live in the distant future is all i'm sayin
YeetTheRich_: ballista betrayal again
SirMorek: "non disloyal"? I believe that's called... loyal
Asimech: @SirMorek I wish to live in that distant future where, presumably, I would also have better tools for shaving my head.
Asimech: And hopefully nickel-free ones too.
YeetTheRich_: I have built that commander deck
CrustyCheezuz: yes actually the deck is called assimilate
dpj2009: who would win a group of bald babies or a 30 ft tall bald bb?
Kreiseler: ya, thats pretty much that factions whole schtick
CrustyCheezuz: they get more value out of your own cards
Xx_JAG_xX: yeah it's the "who are you.... I'm you but stronger" deck
PharaohBender27: OK what the hell is going on in that center front card of the Nilfgaard deck? Because it looks super painful
Xx_JAG_xX: why play good cards when you can let your opponent do it for you?
YeetTheRich_: is that what it is called when you build siege engines inside your own walls to kill of their besieging units?
Xx_JAG_xX: oooooh nice play
Xenguin47: Did Gwent going from W3 to standalone get an increase in scope? Because this seems to be a lot more cards per lane than I remember.
Xx_JAG_xX: @Xenguin47 nah i tgink both version was max 9-10 card per row (i think)
YeetTheRich_: greetings traveler
Kramburger: It's defiantly more complicated than it was in W3
CrustyCheezuz: when he killed it with "coated weapons" he put it on top of your deck the mechanic is called clogging
Xenguin47: There are no bad answers. :D
Xenguin47: @Kramburger Yeah, it looked like there were more unit abilities and suchlike.
Xenguin47: Hey Twitch Chat! There are no bad answers!
CrustyCheezuz: we pass
Asimech: if there are no bad answers, how do I keep losing despite playing cards in response to my opponent's actions.
Xenguin47: Oh, there are definitely better answers.
YeetTheRich_: "I think we let the dude out of the jar"
CrustyCheezuz: you hit armor
Xx_JAG_xX: you bled them out which is good
Xenguin47: Hey, I'm firmly in the Let Them Out camp, soooo...
CrustyCheezuz: you can still get it through oneiromancy
CrustyCheezuz: aa
Xx_JAG_xX: a tie
CrustyCheezuz: amphibious assault
Kreiseler: 9 or less provisions, not powet
Xx_JAG_xX: a tie's still good
Kreiseler: power*
CrustyCheezuz: it boosts the cards of lower provisions than 9 by the difference defender is 9
asthanius: A tie isn't a win, therefore it's useless
asthanius: Worse than losing, in fact
tenthtechpriest: uhhhhhhhhhhhh one more
SirMorek: I think i've seen that in the monhun crossover?
asthanius: That's one o' them cryptids
Asimech: @asthanius Yeah: If losing is learning then we learned nothing _and_ we didn't win.
Xx_JAG_xX: just a canadian moose
YeetTheRich_: actual wendigo
asthanius: Good luck with your little duel
randombillfolds: Oh no, all their ETBs will trigger twice.
CrustyCheezuz: bleeding in macro plan meaning after you win riund 1 you play round 2 so you can "bleed" good cards out of opponent
CrustyCheezuz: it's different than the bleeding mechanic here (damage by one every turn) basically
SirMorek: Ballistae seem pretty cool
Xx_JAG_xX: yeah that's a respectable move
PMAvers: As Adam would say if he were here, "Big."
CrustyCheezuz: round 3 is a myth
chumpofthemonth: I say that's very poggers
PharaohBender27: :O
Kreiseler: understanding what gwent cards do? preposterous
asthanius: gonna have to drop a different game to make time. I suggest magic
tenthtechpriest: spare time? what's that?
Xx_JAG_xX: are you telling me reading the card.... describes the card???
Asimech: A horse is really just a kind of a moose.
asthanius: great story, you should tell it at parties
Xenguin47: Thank you for this important Wheeler Butt Status Update.
SirMorek: Moose cavalry has been tried. We need a couple centuries of breeding to make it work, but how glorious it would be
Orlantia: i thought the butt hurting was meta-commentary on being a twitch streamer
SirMorek: #fundit
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Kramburger: Wheeler, are you tweeting while streaming?
Xx_JAG_xX: Unsubscribe to butt facts
YeetTheRich_: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
Kramburger: :D
Mysticman89: tweet directly at your opponnent
asthanius: It's called Engagement
Asimech: @SirMorek That would make for a lot more interesting "alt history/fantasy" setting than most I've heard of.
YeetTheRich_: james bought nintendo holy shit
Kramburger: It's lego, so the frame rate is one.
Kreiseler: tweet the life points directly
Asimech: "Instead of tanks, we got mecha and moose cavalry. The mecha are losing."
SirMorek: lego got really good into video games, it's so weird
Kramburger: Enh, the lego games are hit and miss
SirMorek: Wait, olivia?
SirMorek: !card olivia
LRRbot: Did you mean: Olivia, Mobilized for War; Olivia's Dragoon; Olivia Voldaren; Olivia's Bloodsworn
SirMorek: Yes, sure one of those
PharaohBender27: @Asimech Grizzled veteran: "You ever seen what a cavalry moose's antler can do to a face? Because I have."
YeetTheRich_: !findquote olivia
LRRbot: Quote #1746: "Let's not think about Olivia Newton John anymore" —Ian [2016-02-09]
asthanius: Blood Moon is in this game?
Kreiseler: wow opponent spent a lot that round
SirMorek: wow, they just threw in an extra sweeper? sure thing dude
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 This needs to turn into a full feature film with a very serious "war movie" tone.
tenthtechpriest: blood moon? in this economy?
Xx_JAG_xX: plating the mind games i see, made the oppent scared and force them to play a card
Kreiseler: shield will block the first tick of damage
Kreiseler: you're thinking of veil
KeytarCat: I just played eternal :P
Jwiley129: BTW, Wheeler. I know this month is Gwent, but there is an Eternal Open $5k this weekend that is Draft.
asthanius: the hairy children can take it, but the bald ones are so frail
KeytarCat: My kind of low effort drafting
rosesmcgee: as if they don't have things hard enough, they're bald children for god's sake
tenthtechpriest: all the card games are blending together
SirMorek: That's not true, there's no Azir in this game. No Charizard either
YeetTheRich_: magic already has to many hexproof like effects
SirMorek: Yeah, like "divine shield" is the name of that mechanic in my head, and "protection from X"
asthanius: Daddy's home, my bald children!
rosesmcgee: come on kids, we're going to chuck e cheese
rosesmcgee: get in the minivan
InfinityToPlanck: 57 is pretty good
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SirMorek: Hey @benjamin_wheeler you're cool and good
Xx_JAG_xX: hope ur liking the game so far
YeetTheRich_: so what is the most egg-like thing I can play in gwent ... oh yes lots of bald men
asthanius: Gwentfield and Jon Finkle
AbyssEtc: Thx @sirmorek :)
TheMerricat: Excuse me, I have a PhD in TCG, it's not backseating, it's tutoring :P
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Rifter7: commandoes is pretty cool, if yoou can you should try some elves
benjamin_wheeler: !streams
YeetTheRich_: !homestreams
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Earthenone: !homestreams
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TheMerricat: !homestreams
rosesmcgee: I love the line above Inspired Zeal at the bottom, seems very appropriate
Fanklok: Hey you play Dark Souls too
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YeetTheRich_: yessss
asthanius: More Gnomes 100 Dragons 0!!!!
Juliamon: Oh no, it's more horny
Mr_Horrible: ah yes, the return of the Gnomes
Fanklok: This is attempt number 2 for said book
SirMorek: Oh oh, we're going back to the lets read, i'm excited!
hatboozeparty: Gnomes 100?! lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: wait, 3?
Xenguin47: Poor Orcs.
Mr_Horrible: there's a 3rd?
YeetTheRich_: less horny more radiation poisoning
Juliamon: The 3rd is new
kat2kool: Not horny?? Hard pass
Fanklok: It's still pretty horny
Fanklok: There's a vampire
Juliamon: Look, if a lubed-up imp isn't horny, this stream won't be for you
kat2kool: Oh phew, good good
PMAvers: It's a dice game about making stained glass windows.
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YeetTheRich_: I am not saying gnomes is not horny, I am just saying it is hard to be as horny as faeriemound LUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: In Sagrada da vida, baby
Fanklok: How horny was The Final Bug?
Xx_JAG_xX: sagrada? I barely know her
Xenguin47: I mean, with my cats, I normally call them Zoomies.
asthanius: @Fanklok If that was the spy one, we had a gunfight with a naked man
SirMorek: Good for your... pelvic floor
Juliamon: The Final Bug was kinda horny, but mostly horny for wealth
Fanklok: Ahh yes the fat wallet
Xenguin47: The fattest of wallets.
Fanklok: Or a French year
Fanklok: France made a new calendar and method of measuring time when they went all guillotiney back in the day
Xenguin47: No
Xenguin47: :P
YeetTheRich_: bbye
Xenguin47: 'Night, Wheeler
asthanius: night!
Phailhammer: cya :)
SirMorek: Byeesss
InfinityToPlanck: Night Wheeler
kat2kool: Thanks for the stream!
iris_of_ether: benginButt lrrHORN