DarkMorford: STORY TIME
WowoT: there once was a man
SquareDotCube: who ate a lot of bran
LunarJade: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
Juliamon: Timely!
IbunWest: pkroseHello
Garfman314: i just shipped my desert bus crafts!
Fanklok: Oh man its almost Desert Bus time isn't it
WowoT: 3 months away
Garfman314: depends on your definition of "almost"?
Fanklok: DB 20 sure will be great huh
Juliamon: I mean, I guess, but it's always "almost" Desert Bus time
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
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Garfman314: this is technically DB15 this year, right?
ContingentCat: !findquote desert bus
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
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PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Fanklok: They better not be late
WowoT: why what you gona do if they are?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (22s from now).
Fanklok: Uhhhh uhmm, not pay them any more?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
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BogglesUrMind: I thought they finally beat Gnomes 100 Dragons 0 at some point? Or was that Faerie Mound?
Fanklok: Faerie Mouind
IbunWest: I think that was Faerie Mound
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CranstonSnord: those gnomes tho!
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PharaohBender27: @BogglesUrMind That was Faerie Mound
Fanklok: All they've done in this one is get radiation poisoning and fight a hot vampire
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, is this a CYOA?
fuuyuhan8: I love this one
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Tonight Adam is playing the Catacombs book, Gnomes 100, Dragons 0! Beej and Paul are also here to "help" http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8Yy2zbVoAoya9S.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1424883243623489550
Earthenone: also a lubed up gnome
IbunWest: You bet it's a CYOA
Fanklok: A legally distinct CYOA
DoodlestheGreat: :tf:
Mister_BlueSky: Does the music sound super warped or is it just me?
Fanklok: Does it still?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL None of us can remember much about the last session, so we might end up repeating some stuff :)
thraximore: Sounds a bit funny to me, dunno if that's because it was mentioned
Royal_Pride21: im on side of underdog the dragons
GapFiller: repetition is its on kinda of progress
RomanGoro: Check if you have the low latency setting on, Mister_BlueSky, that makes music sound weird
flatluigi: twitch does a thing where if you're behind it'll warp the audio as it speeds up the stream to try to catch up
PharaohBender27: ^
Mister_BlueSky: Weird.
Juliamon: It's not a score, it's just a count. There are 100 gnomes and no dragons in the book.
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GapFiller: the audio warping is oddly one of the things I miss abt having underpowered hardware
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GapFiller: cz it doesnt happen when yr gear is power ful enough to handle source quality
Fanklok: Hey with modern technology you can warp your own audio
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gilder13: 13 months! My lucky number!
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BogglesUrMind: I have a question for Adam, where are "we"?
ShaneLeeAtk: Here we go!
Fanklok: here?
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn
ButButTheJesus: SOON
ToastyLoaff: We are all at this locatioooooooooon!
Earthenone: i know we are not there, but where are we?
saucemaster5000: woo! got her exactly on time!
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laikagoat: fionaLOL
TheWriterAleph: LUL
noSmokeFire: we're theeeere
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: They're heeeeere!
lord_wertornion: wow mean!
GapFiller: love yr too Adam
ButButTheJesus: adam pls
DeM0nFiRe: Yep, that's us
ElissenRedux: seabatClap
BusTed: roasted
offbeatwitch: gottem
felrender: HI ADAM
CranstonSnord: spethS
azidbern95: you got me
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Veraphage: Dang
DoodlestheGreat: KEKW
YeetTheRich_: hey that's me
SnackPak_: starting off punchy tonight
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jpost042: that's us
ScottieJustDid: <3
thraximore: Helllllllllo
Mr_Whyt: that's me !! I feel seen
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
corbinisms: Truly, I have become booboo the fool.
Fairgrim: we walked right into that
MrQBear: beej's hair is amazing
GapFiller: fighty is the best mood to be in
noSmokeFire: adam? punchy? *never*
gilder13: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's how it's gonna be, eh?
Mister_BlueSky: "Kind of".
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey
monakai: Darn. I got got
DoodlestheGreat: HahaBall
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spethycakes: Things looking dicey tonight...
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Sarah_Serinde: Hi friends I just barely missed Punchy Adam but I'm sure it's fine :D
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Punchy tonight? I’ll say!
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e_bloc: fire up that gnomeapult
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that i love you all beyond measure!!! <3
saucemaster5000: what famous nordic explorer will we find this time??
Malkmaven1176: Lets see how many times Adam will Die!
ButButTheJesus: i also remember very little
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YeetTheRich_: the one thing I remember is the radiation poisoning
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
noSmokeFire: the grimp
SquareDotCube: and the gorilla!
PharaohBender27: There was a gorilla machine that disappeared when we went to look at it
BogglesUrMind: I recall a nuclear bomb I think?
Earthenone: no one mentioned the gorilla
e_bloc: isn't this the one with the catapult that shoots us into a mountain
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Yep!
noSmokeFire: that's the thing about coffins. one of them always kills you
SquareDotCube: What gorilla machine?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just a heads up, I messed around with the book after last stream and there are apparently a lot of typos in the book, I know you were semi-keeping track of page numbers before but this one you might really need to to avoid being bricked.
SquareDotCube: Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: They can't ALL hurt us? Right?
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e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 hell yeah!
thraximore: I think it was an illusion actually, not even a real machine
ToastyLoaff: nonchalant gorilla machine
e_bloc: Corgo100 LRR 100, e_bloc, someodd months
Akaiatana: The gorilla machine was an illusion that disappeared when we talked to someone
hexy_lexy: this is gonna be A DELIGHT
trilemma85: We're heeeeeeeeeere.
MilkInBags: Gnomes 100 - Dragon 0 - Dolphins 1
YeetTheRich_: thick wallet book
PharaohBender27: Yep, The Final Bug
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DoodlestheGreat: Good enough for government work.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Alas_Babylon: Two years! That's almost 24 months!
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NewtyNewts: Let's do an adventure!
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea
e_bloc: I do love that spy book
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aussie_rob_w: Oh god the man’s romance.
GapFiller: turns out yr CAN shit where yr eat!
MilkInBags: You can use your output while using your input seabatBRAIN
YeetTheRich_: ah this is already a shitshow I love it
NewtyNewts: Time to gnome!
trilemma85: I also love tea! PrideLGBTea
GapFiller: MilkInBags nalv5head feedback loops
PharaohBender27: As I recall, the introduction makes it clear our protagonist isn't exactly the brightest bulb, as it were
thraximore: Time mechanics are doody
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YeetTheRich_: the presence of beej allows us to ignore time
ToastyLoaff: house rules
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SnackPak_: does this book have an errata? lrrBEEJ
thraximore: This is true
PharaohBender27: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
jessieimproved: It's true, I was there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This game got rollback netcode!
NewtyNewts: @YeetTheRich_ Experience Beej time.
TheMerricat: @SnackPak_ I looked really hard for one and couldn't find it.
ShaneLeeAtk: There needs to be a room with a BeejDrop.
BusTed: Banana in the tailpipe.
trilemma85: Is Nick Nolte still the smartest man alive?
hexy_lexy: "everybody in the 80s was stupid" Adam Savidan (2021)
offbeatwitch: i'm a member of the blue chips free throw truther association
Arclight_Dynamo: "Patch notes"
mrbuzzfuzz: what does his shirt say?
BusTed: "Show Me Your Moves"
mrbuzzfuzz: thx :)
NewtyNewts: 3.5E adventure book
Xenguin47: Oh crud, I'm late!
YeetTheRich_: "show me toilet"
Terr0rc0tta: Beej is thinking of Blue Streak
Xenguin47: Are we still vamping?
mtvcdm: Something something card kingdom
ContingentCat: technically aren't we all owned by Hasbero at this point
thraximore: Rye? Bit on the nose
Xenguin47: Sweet!
ButButTheJesus: We are Rye
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe if we let 'em know, we can get new ones! :tf:
MilkInBags: bakerhood
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Featherweight_: they don't know ? ha. this will be a magic set in two years
korvys: Aptronym
CranstonSnord: at last, now we're no longer half-baked
Xenguin47: I guess we rose to the occasion.
Zyme86: Baker in da hood
hexy_lexy: its a beautiful day in the Bakerhood
Sniknob: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: paul hollywood shook your hand!
felrender: Assassin's Creed: Bakerhood
NewtyNewts: Well done. Here is your Baker's Hood
hurricanealpaca: I was part of the bakers guild in college
jessieimproved: It's ok I don't remember what happened last week
Akaiatana: Sherlock Holmes Lived in the Bakerhood
e_bloc: I called the Turkey store and they're all out
ButButTheJesus: a beautiful day for a baker
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Xenguin47: @saucemaster5000 I get that reference!
ContingentCat: wow what a mood
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, we're an idiot!
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, there's a recent book that came out from Ursula Vernon called "The Wizard's Guide To Defensive baking." I wonder if she's ever heard of this.
YeetTheRich_: ah yes we are stupid once again
Seth_Erickson: I've learned all I'll ever need
monakai: Ah, so we're dumb. Gotcha
Seth_Erickson: kappa
Sniknob: Is this a baking anime?
Garfman314: @DoodlestheGreat Ah! another Vernon fan!
DoodlestheGreat: No, "Restaurant to another Worls is in October." ForeverAlone
mtvcdm: Ah yes, we are the thickest baker
NarishmaReborn: wow, we're not just dumb. We're really dumb.
Xenguin47: Um
ContingentCat: this is how we lost a kidney
e_bloc: no wonder it all went to shit
NarishmaReborn: Er, foolish
Seth_Erickson: That was pretty painless
Sarah_Serinde: That book by Vernon is fantastic :)
ButButTheJesus: oops all army
thraximore: Tiamat?
aussie_rob_w: Oh no
frank_the_great: F yeah! I missed these books playthroughs
SnackPak_: I've heard worse origin stories
TheMerricat: In case anyone was wondering the last new Dragonlance book was published in 2010, Wizards licensed the Dragonlance property out to Margret Weis's own publishing company for most of the early 2000's. I think the license has lapsed back to Wizards now and mostly you can just get reprints of the old modules now.
DoodlestheGreat: @Sarah_Serinde Along with everything else she's written.
NightValien28: dragonarmy]
DeM0nFiRe: That's why you gotta read the EULA. Gotta watch out for the arbitration clauses and the generalship clauses
NewtyNewts: Drag O'Narmy
SquareDotCube: "I think my great aunt had one of those"
Sarah_Serinde: DoodlestheGreat Totally, though I haven't read all of it yet
Pteraspidomorphi: Qualifications: Human
Garfman314: @Sarah_Serinde you'll love it
Seth_Erickson: Margret Weis has one of my favorite book series 👀
thraximore: gnomes kinda racist 👀
Xenguin47: I feel like if they've been here for thousands of years, they could just tell us what's there
Juliamon: Qualifications: Unemployed, Desperate
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
LidofLoathing: you need to be liberated, you say?
Sarah_Serinde: Garfman314 Don't need to convince me of that! :P
blip2004: Gnomes can barely tell each other apart
Electrodyne: Gnomericans
thraximore: I thought it was 68?
ButButTheJesus: oh right
DoodlestheGreat: Who knew the Gnomes were republicans?
Ivannorr: 68
CranstonSnord: nice
thraximore: Riiiiiight
noSmokeFire: gnomes: 100
ContingentCat: Nice
YeetTheRich_: nice
frank_the_great: Nice
TheWriterAleph: nice
ButButTheJesus: nice
hexy_lexy: nice
Vonbane: nice
Alas_Babylon: Nice.
Sniknob: Nice
MilkInBags: what's nice?
Mister_BlueSky: 👌
CastleOtranto: katesLewd
frank_the_great: Otaku Jeff, the 69th gnome
NewtyNewts: No ice
PharaohBender27: What page are we on?
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beckett_brass: I heard the sound of gnomes, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
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saucemaster5000: introduction still
frank_the_great: @PharaohBender27 Just started it looks like
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Electrodyne: Cheer100 We also have Leif "I am a Leif on the wind, watch how I soar" Ericcson
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 12
YeetTheRich_: soarry
DoodlestheGreat: Make friends with the imps! Then you can call in the Immediate Murder Professionals!
blip2004: Gnomes never finish
Garfman314: dra-GONO-mee
NightValien28: in before there is no dragon army coming they just got you there to do menial tasks
PharaohBender27: @frank_the_great No, I mean I'm not seeing the text - oh, there we go
mitomanox: yay!
ContingentCat: oh well as long as there's a comittee on it
mitomanox: what a cool surprise to see those people playing this game again
gamercat88: yeet time
ContingentCat: catapult or trubuchet?
CasterMilo: the best book
felrender: I thought Gnomflinger was what Amish kids did at 18
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat Catachet.
TheMerricat: While we are on page 12,, the irony is the entries start after page 12 on entry # 8, this is pure gnomish numbering ;P
Electrodyne: Ball lista
KeytarCat: @felrender LUL
lirazel64: Greetings, group!
Snowcookies: neveer never never mind
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam - Greatest Gnome Alive.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: by rogers
SnackPak_: I'm sure it's fine
frank_the_great: LET'S GOOO
Snowcookies: High school the book
ShaneLeeAtk: Somewhere, Shivam shuddered
TheWriterAleph: Steamflinger Boss?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah yes story time with Adam
MilkInBags: makeitbetterandbetterallthetime that's me
lirazel64: Anyone have a clue why Twitch doesn't want to tell me when LRR goes live?
TheMerricat: Oh joy, apparently Margert Weis and Tracy Hickman are suing Wizards of the Coast over DragonLance because they were working on a new trilogy and according to them Wizards of the Coast yanked permissions out from under them at the end of 2020 for 'no reason'.
NightValien28: lirazel64 there's a setting in notifications called smart notifications, if that thing is on sometimes you get no notification
blip2004: Reorx is the god of crafting/forging that created the greygem which led to gnomes
YeetTheRich_: "oh boy our general really is stupid af"
lirazel64: @nightvalien28 Thanks!
NewtyNewts: Oh no, he's Stuuppiiiid!
noSmokeFire: @TheMerricat I'm pretty sure they settled that lawsuit amicably
MilkInBags: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Also sometimes LRR streams less than 4 hours from the start of a previous stream, in which case Twitch refuses to send out a new notification
LadyAiluros: @TheMerricat Yeah that's been a THING
Ba_Dum_Tish: At least our protag is better than the spy one
fastlane250: @Sarah_Serinde THAT'S why?! ... Good thing I have the schedule bookmarked
TheMerricat: Ah yeah, I see here the suit was voluntarily dismissed in December.
lirazel64: @themerricat Good to know.
felrender: Fart Alking
LadyAiluros: oh noooo
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LadyAiluros: gnomeflingers
Mister_BlueSky: How many levels of cliff are you on?
ContingentCat: oh yeah this
NightValien28: which hole is made for us?
Alas_Babylon: Oooh, the Batcave
Sarah_Serinde: fastlane250 Yeah it's good for preventing people from being spammed if there are stream problems and the stream goes down and back up multiple times, and to prevent someone from abusing notifications by sending a lot. But it makes it awkward for LRR because of how they stream
MilkInBags: the one on the right on the second row from bottom is...
flouncy_magooo: I was promised no math!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so one of the typos is on this entry you'll noticed there is no page number for the train entry.
ContingentCat: half a day to get back? how far are be being flung?
TheMerricat: Searching around I think the right page to land on the train is 40.
thraximore: Instead of careening straight into the sea
djalternative: we did visit batman last time
fastlane250: @Sarah_Serinde I guess "Channel that is scheduled kinda like a broadcast TV channel" is an edge case
saucemaster5000: definitely visited explosives
noSmokeFire: wasn't the explosives room the nuke?
MilkInBags: the signals!
Sarah_Serinde: fastlane250 Yeah I'm sure LRR isn't the only one but they must be very much in the minority
NewtyNewts: Ooh, the spork! ...wait, that says spark. Dangit
Zyme86: 10 miles
kusinohki: they don't have a flinger for the return trip? bad planning
thraximore: They haven't invented elevators yet
djalternative: 5 hours worth
PharaohBender27: Yeah, and through all the various tunnels and whatnot
TheWriterAleph: "I use Escape Rope."
TheMerricat: @kusinohki would you want to ride a catapult that was pointing down at the ground? :P
coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun do any of you guys remeber anything from last time?
Chesul: Half a days Climb, which is shorter, yeah.
SpacePotato01: it takes them half a day of missed attempts before they shoot you where you need to go.
blip2004: imp time lrrGOAT
Sarah_Serinde: coolbond You don't really need to @ them for that question, and they've said not much, no
MilkInBags: t h e y k n o w
fastlane250: IMPlication lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure some of it will come back to them when they hit places they went to last time though
johnalogue: "how prejudiced are you against this *malicious little creature*?"
djalternative: oh. adam was in prison last week? that makes sense
beckett_brass: @fastlane250 I appreciate that pun
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ElissenRedux: LUL
BusTed: rayfkWelp
MilkInBags: is it instant game over?
saucemaster5000: good start
YeetTheRich_: welp
spethycakes: NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: We! Fucked! Up!
azidbern95: lol
YeetTheRich_: good stream
ContingentCat: yup we're an idiot
GDwarf: But is it an *iron* suit?
ButButTheJesus: CLONK
NewtyNewts: Good Job!
gilder13: gooooooood start
TheWriterAleph: "What do I pay you idiots for?!"
OmnipotentTrevor: They thought you could figure it out
frank_the_great: All 68 gnomes also have metal suits
saucemaster5000: they thought you had a plan!
MilkInBags: great first choice
YeetTheRich_: are we naked now?
gualdhar: oh that's better than I thought would happen. I figured we'd be crushed by the magnet
Arclight_Dynamo: Did we already lose?
saucemaster5000: wow
BusTed: good start, good start.
DeM0nFiRe: Off to a great start
GDwarf: Huh, welp
MilkInBags: MAGNETS rlyStonks
kusinohki: reverse the polarity of the neutrino flow!
TheWooglie: #blameadam
thraximore: seabatClap
johnalogue: instant fail
gilder13: lrrHERE
hexy_lexy: good start, good start Kappa
kevenwith2es: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: the good endiung
TheWriterAleph: swing-an'-a-miss
gilder13: good stream!
MilkInBags: 2nd choice!
BusTed: speed run strats
TheWooglie: save scum
Zyme86: ggez
gilder13: see y'all next week
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Vonbane: good stream everyone
DeM0nFiRe: Ok, good stream, see you guys next time gdqClap
Sarah_Serinde: And that's the game, good stream everyone
DoodlestheGreat: OKAY WE'RE DONE!
NewtyNewts: NEXT!!
ToastyLoaff: gg
Mister_BlueSky: Any% complete!
Snowcookies: lol
Mr_Horrible: you'd think they'd mention the device their grandad built that would singlehandedly put a stop to this initiative
Electrodyne: Good speedrun gamer
ButButTheJesus: MASH f8
MilkInBags: s l i d e
YeetTheRich_: weeeee
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeeeee
DoodlestheGreat: The Velvet Slide?
ButButTheJesus: wheee
saucemaster5000: he chose down??
fastlane250: Super Fun Happy Slide!
MilkInBags: big device on right that's me
Mister_BlueSky: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
YeetTheRich_: technically we should be naked now Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: just popping in. I am saving this for a workout reward. See y'all in the vods
Ragnarakk: OH BOY is it more booktime?
MilkInBags: the left track is quite funny
Alas_Babylon: It's heckin' booktime
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge lrrHEART
saucemaster5000: last time we did this we got radiation poisoning
kevenwith2es: When in Rome, do as the Gnomish
Ivannorr: If you get a right side you get a boon
Ragnarakk: We got this! *jinxed*
s4ems: beej has a glorious mane of hair rn
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
MilkInBags: well
YeetTheRich_: gameplay!
gilder13: GAMEPLAY!@
saucemaster5000: There are negative effects if you hit the left areas
mulligan2six: There's no way to lose...
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Hello. Welcome to a loss of power armor.
OmnipotentTrevor: You saw from the last game's machine that there are worse things that can happen
MilkInBags: huh oh
electra310: Twitch, why do you not send me notifications anymore? :O
Ivannorr: Getting one of the right side ones gives you a boon from the table. Left side gives a bane from the table
frank_the_great: What's the point of this?
MilkInBags: now it is
TheWriterAleph: cocked
saucemaster5000: yeah the left sides are supposed to do damage based on a chart at the beginning of the book
MilkInBags: 4
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: LUL
YeetTheRich_: you think you know what you're doing
laikagoat: fionaLOL
electra310: We got there!
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: victory!
Snowcookies: Woo
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBTouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ragnarakk: protonFootball protonFootball protonFootball
thraximore: seabatClap
Veraphage: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown LUL
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArdCollider: FootGoal
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
HarmonisedMelody: FBtouchdown
Ivannorr: Getting one of the right side ones gives you a boon from the table. Left side gives a bane from the table
gilder13: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: I think this is also record time for "you know what game, fuck your rules!"
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: there are boons and banes at the beginning of thebook
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Vonbane: there are effects
ContingentCat: @YeetTheRich_ in a way we started with that by completely ignoring the time mechnanic
YeetTheRich_: well we always do that, but sure
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Buxx345: you went to H twice
DiscordianTokkan: You hit H a bunch a times
saucemaster5000: I J K L, E F G H all have effects
Ivannorr: You rolled 3 positive 2 negative
NewtyNewts: I think it was E, H, I, H in that order
TheWooglie: didn't it tell you which letter you were trying for?
NewtyNewts: Right, J was after I
TheMerricat: GNOMISH Design Paul :P
saucemaster5000: ignore for now for sure, movin on
gilder13: gnomish technology? simple?
gilder13: not on Krynn, my friend
YeetTheRich_: ha!
Snowcookies: faceppalm
e_bloc: lrrWOW
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:08.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: get fucked otaku jeff
DiscordianTokkan: GDI, Krynn Gnomes.
ToastyLoaff: Rude
TheWriterAleph: I think this DM's mean, y'all.
sporkraptor: okay saving these gnomes is looking less and less optimal
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for you. Super glad to see more of this!
TheWooglie: well D is the hardest one to get, right?
ButButTheJesus: POOF
kusinohki: maybe that's what the slide is for?
TheWriterAleph: bzZZZzt
DiscordianTokkan: DMing as Gygax intended. That is, belittling and aggrivating your PCs to make you feel better. (Eff Gygax.)
Mister_BlueSky: Only good things will happen.
noSmokeFire: positively charged
sporkraptor: this is very poorly written tbh...
johnalogue: maybe these gnomes suck
CururuGuasu: That’s where they keep the Surge
TheWriterAleph: fuggeddaboutit
Fire_Summoner: yeah
sporkraptor: yeah these gnomes are pretty useless.
YeetTheRich_: destroy the crystal to disable the dragons invincibility, this is a dark souls fight
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHubris
sporkraptor: feed 'em all to dragons
thraximore: Static charge?
marshacado: electric range beej
MilkInBags: it's magic, don't ask questions
Garfman314: you know the effects of electricity but not magnets
noSmokeFire: the bakers of kyrnn are highly advanced
Mysticman89: they took electrodynamics in university, but discovered a passion for baking
Lord_ZYRK: He uses an electric dough mixer
DeM0nFiRe: gnome ore questions
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sporkraptor: what.
DiscordianTokkan: It me!
thraximore: !card werebear
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NightValien28: Sorry what
Mister_BlueSky: Where bears?
NarishmaReborn: sufficiently advanced baking seems like magic to those who do not understand it
YeetTheRich_: LUL
bytecaster: You know, just more of the same: Two werebears
sporkraptor: how... how do they know they're bears?
ButButTheJesus: "hurrrr"
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
electra310: Excellent Spaceballs reference, A+
kusinohki: are they on a honey heist?
DiscordianTokkan: Were-Bears are GOOD in D&D though! Like, don't they go Lawful Good?
GDwarf: Oh, yep, a comb. I thought it was a cone, but no.
Mattmitchell45: Chef kiss
MrQBear: aha. bears! I like this adventure more.
raulghoulia: were bears lawful good
noSmokeFire: the one in front is clearly a big gopher
Lord_ZYRK: "TGIF am I right?" -That bear, probably
Sarah_Serinde: Beej
thraximore: How can you tell at a glance?
ContingentCat: that's how we know they're not care bares
ToastyLoaff: I wonder if they know anything about the gorrilla machine
Diabore: fight im!
sporkraptor: Bad Imp
Mister_BlueSky: DEE DEE!
NewtyNewts: Incoming electrocution?
YeetTheRich_: ah this one
YeetTheRich_: yup
DoctorHutch: I think dealing with the imp is always the same?
DoctorHutch: or at least, the same tree of possibilities
MilkInBags: this book is not easy to follow
ButButTheJesus: i have to go bed now, take care and try not to die horribly lrrHEART
AtomicAlchemical: Lying solves everything
ToastyLoaff: This book is my first D&D dungeon I ever made
DiscordianTokkan: The Big Comb is ALSO a magnet, just different, maybe?
ToastyLoaff: But good
gilder13: It's TIME
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DoctorHutch: honey comb?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Garfman314: ggez?
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
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DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: aren't there also effects when you reach A B C D?
noSmokeFire: dammit, Jim! I'm a baker, not a salon owner!
ToastyLoaff: ez
gualdhar: so why are tehy happening to Adam?
bytecaster: 78K : You are now well groomed
YeetTheRich_: we just straight up lied to an imp we are not nice people
TheWooglie: @MilkInBags those are the success states
e_bloc: good question! no more questions!
electra310: Good question, no more questions
PixelArtDragon: Gee, I wonder what electricity could be used for. Nothing, I guess.
MilkInBags: how do you turn off the power in the comb
YeetTheRich_: casket, obviously
Featherweight_: ICBM fine. Plastic? I'm out.
YeetTheRich_: yesss
Brozard: He's turned it on, chat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cool sword bro
Garfman314: he's an ADVANCED idiot
felrender: i think it's the casket in the sense of like, a small weird chest
kusinohki: adam is definately an extrordinary idiot
ContingentCat: No we're an above average idiot
noSmokeFire: it's full of mummy dust, you die
bytecaster: Maybe you can find Robin Hood again?
Diabore: the sword is 100% not a trap for the sole fact that adam didnt pick it
kevenwith2es: That's the static electricity tingling, not your gamer senses
TheWriterAleph: DRINK EM ALL
DiscordianTokkan: Oh hey, one of the bears is Morpheus
e_bloc: cut the blue vial
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: When you punch a polar bear, that's bedtime.
thraximore: mix em together
NarishmaReborn: so does Hydrate
SkylerRingtail: Also Zydrate
ghyllnox: If you come across a man in a small casket, do you let him out?
Seth_Erickson: Drink the Tomb Juice PogChamp
electra310: That's how he kept you from drinking the vanilla extract
Fanklok: Uhh no Zydrate comes in a little glass phial
PixelArtDragon: How else are you going to identify the potion seller's strongest potion?
gilder13: mix 'em all together
MilkInBags: that's how kids start eating tide pods
x0den: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:58.
saucemaster5000: remember the advice from my dad on my wedding night "if you ever go back in time..."
aussie_rob_w: A little glass vial? A little glass vial!
Diabore: 3 VIALS
TheWriterAleph: YESSSS
thraximore: Good advice
ghyllnox: Mix them baybeeee
hexy_lexy: ALL 3
itsr67: I like the idea that it's everclear, dawn dish soap, and mountain dew code red
YeetTheRich_: now, are we a coward?
Featherweight_: Don't you put it in you mouth!
Seth_Erickson: Time to slam 3 straight shots
MilkInBags: red = bad according to video games
lemmel: CHUG
ContingentCat: All or nothing!
spethycakes: Definitely clear
LordZarano: All three!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shot shot shots
kevenwith2es: Jungle juice potion seabatTROG
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica
YeetTheRich_: clear is parmesan vodka
thraximore: Clear is just bleach
niccus: the choice is clear
ToastyLoaff: blue
DeM0nFiRe: @MilkInBags counterpoint: red = health
electra310: Red health, blue mana, clear vodka
QuietJay: Hope it's not pepsi clear
TheWriterAleph: @itsr67 we'll call that cocktail the Dirty Savidan
rosesmcgee: here for a good time not a long time, pound them all
Diabore: water LUL
e_bloc: fucking water
Snowcookies: water of course
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha that was my guess
Seth_Erickson: LUL
ToastyLoaff: mix em in a bucket
Mr_Horrible: THICK WET
hexy_lexy: LUL
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jwiley129: THICC WATER
Mr_Horrible: WE FOUND IT
YeetTheRich_: holy shit
Ragnarakk: MAGIC water though
johnalogue: "dad is just drinking his...magic potion. Definitely not just alcohol."
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Lifestream is thicc wet
PixelArtDragon: Potion casket! I'm going into battle, and I require your most thirst-quenching potions!
thraximore: umbraHappy unbelievable
ContingentCat: it's a hydrating potion
Pywodwagon: clear potion tastes like thick wet send tweet
MilkInBags: a n o t h e r
bytecaster: Glass bottles always contain magic potions or you know, water
felrender: Pocari Sweat Concentrate
NewtyNewts: Love a good vial of Wet.
lemmel: Its got what plants crave!
mtvcdm: Non-thirst-provoking water
fastlane250: !findquote lifestream
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
YeetTheRich_: mana potion
ToastyLoaff: not even vodka
NightValien28: hell yeah beej
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
MilkInBags: YEAH, mom
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
YeetTheRich_: yeah get fucked, mom
ghyllnox: Suck it!
ElissenRedux: This fucking book
NightValien28: suck it MOM
BusTed: Bit of editorializing in the narrator.
Tiber727: It's a Potion of Hydration, thank you very much.
thraximore: This book is art
saucemaster5000: hahahahaha!!!
spethycakes: YEAH, MOM
DiscordianTokkan: SO much Baggage
ContingentCat: katesLol
Ragnarakk: Are we gonna go 3 for three and fucking DIE
YeetTheRich_: what do you know about life, mom
ToastyLoaff: this dude has issues
MilkInBags: Me, sipping LSD: "YEAH, MOM"
hexy_lexy: YEAH MOM
Seth_Erickson: I knew it was worth it to drink the Tomb Juice PogChamp
NightValien28: need some therapy there fella
Pteraspidomorphi: The 68 gnomes sigh
mtvcdm: I mean clearly the red now
TheWriterAleph: our chara drinks to work through some stuff
DiscordianTokkan: Mom never believed you'd be a good baker
niccus: the gnomes can't help you carry *that* baggage
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHubris
MilkInBags: red is vampire blood, you are now a vampire
YeetTheRich_: just plain tabasco
ContingentCat: lrrGREED
YeetTheRich_: opp
saucemaster5000: HA!
ToastyLoaff: ketchup
beckett_brass: I'm back with dinner. What has happened?
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Snowcookies: lmao
e_bloc: predictably horrible
Malkmaven1176: And...he's dead
GDwarf: XD
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrGREED
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ElissenRedux: seabatClap
bytecaster: Okay, maybe mom had a point
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TheWriterAleph: LUL
QuietJay: ded
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: stream's over
monakai: Always punished
hexy_lexy: HAH
obionedrop: perfect
electra310: F
Pteraspidomorphi: So there, son!
Mr_Horrible: fucking BODIED
thraximore: Naturally.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerEed
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: Got him
ContingentCat: whoops
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: welcome to the highlight reel FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: That You Are Parents, thanks Editor
MilkInBags: baby genius
NewtyNewts: Bodied...
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Just_Herby: Wrong your.
gilder13: GG
Rustpile: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sometimes you should listen to mom
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ToastyLoaff: what were his parents teaching him
Stormthius: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerGreed Kreygasm
rosesmcgee: seabatBRAIN
gilder13: red bad blue good
beckett_brass: Wait, what happened? I just got back.
MilkInBags: I said that red = bad
PixelArtDragon: benginO7
aussie_rob_w: Drink the WATER.
YeetTheRich_: @beckett_brass we drank poison
noSmokeFire: this if from before health potions were always red
beckett_brass: @YeetTheRich_ Got it. Why are we trying drinks?
Pteraspidomorphi: It said it exceeded max
DeM0nFiRe: It did say "even if you didnt have that many before"
johnalogue: blue sounds much less safe a choice than red
MaelstronSolenor: it said regarless if you had that or not
The_Color_Twelve: it said it did
ToastyLoaff: House rules!
DiscordianTokkan: The wording was the 5 HP went over max
rucdoc: the game said, "even if you didn't have them."
Ragnarakk: it says "even if you didnt have them"
ghyllnox: Isn't the quest to find things for the coming war? And you're just chugging all the options you come across?
noSmokeFire: Sash of Mayordom
MilkInBags: glowing sash contains a bomb, it explodes, you die
The_Color_Twelve: glowing can't be harmful
YeetTheRich_: @beckett_brass we found a casket with three potions ... one was positive, one was neutral so naturally we had to drink the third one
DiscordianTokkan: The Sash of David Carradine has VERY different connotations in the 90s
ghyllnox: Potions, even
Micsig: neat, it glows
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sure it won't come up later
ToastyLoaff: ok...
MilkInBags: keep the sword for the end
fastlane250: "A glowy belt! A GLOWY BELT!"
beckett_brass: @YeetTheRich_ Welp. How things go, I guess.
saucemaster5000: oh my god this man's an idiot
MilkInBags: so 2 choices lead to tonight, and 1 leads to unavoidable death
PharaohBender27: Except . . . we lost our armor
Seth_Erickson: But think about how much more time of people's time they wasted
Pteraspidomorphi: It's no gorilla machine
PixelArtDragon: jlrrCoolgame
ghyllnox: There's a war coming! Surely someone else can use it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 100 deez nuts
Robot_Bones: 100 deez nuts
DiscordianTokkan: 100 Deez NUTS, gottem
saucemaster5000: let's find out how this does nothing
Seth_Erickson: They wasted an equal amount of time for each person who purchased this book, that's like millions times the time they wasted.
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: Sometimes, it decides it wants to take a break
GragSmash: we're playing AFR limited tonight?
PixelArtDragon: ONLY 1
GragSmash: roll lots of dice!
Mattmitchell45: Can already envision Adam screaming as the Attack Device instantly attacks him upon first use
DiscordianTokkan: Were-bears are usually NICE in D&D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RoastedGravy: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ah
SpacePotato01: Improbable
PharaohBender27: It
TheMerricat: they were illusions
saucemaster5000: nothing happens in this book!
Pteraspidomorphi: Into the gorilla machine dimension
NewtyNewts: It was a joooooke!
PharaohBender27: *It's gorilla machine all over again!
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown ?
MilkInBags: 148L is spooky LUL
Featherweight_: shifts over, clocked out.
CururuGuasu: Where bears?
SpacePotato01: They are past tense bears
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: The werebears have been dead for 20 years. Kappa
spethycakes: They were bears
PixelArtDragon: They're were-bears
NewtyNewts: @SpacePotato01 Those are when bears
RoastedGravy: Were bears. LUL
johnalogue: where bears?
SpacePotato01: @NewtyNewts Now, yes. But once they were bears.
kusinohki: no one asks How-bears
TheMerricat: Adam really wants to try out the benefitial effects chart :P
PixelArtDragon: I guess those bears are worn out. Wear-bears.
Fanklok: Always werebears but never hobears
MilkInBags: rlyRigged
Fanklok: howbears*
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
RoastedGravy: We never ask whybears, either.
MilkInBags: how are you supposed to track that AND have fun
PharaohBender27: Welp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Go to Game Over
DiscordianTokkan: Free Oil-steam!
kusinohki: well, they're X-bears, not Y-bears
quillilian: In this case, whatbears?
RoastedGravy: Wasn't this the thing that made your hair fall out from radiation poisoning the last time you did this?
brainbosh: Wait, I missed where you got your armor back?
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 Nah, we mulliganed that
kusinohki: they "save scummed" to keep the armor
PharaohBender27: Ah, got it
ContingentCat: I think we save scumed armour being lost
draco_301: Not thaco anything but thaco
Pteraspidomorphi: You had done literally nothing before that so you can just stay you went back there
spethycakes: don't tell me what I was doing! lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: "The Usual"
TheWriterAleph: Immobile Artilerry
bytecaster: You use lightning, while wearing a METAL suit of armor.
saucemaster5000: this room sucks!
ContingentCat: cool technology!
MadWolf1290: how's that for "not playing the game"
MilkInBags: Gnomes 100 - Having Fun 0 Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: This book RULES, despite how much it sucks
johnalogue: another useless thing!
mtvcdm: This book is a lot of 'look, if you're gonna savescum, so can I'.
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
RoastedGravy: This book is so stupid. I love it.
saucemaster5000: oh my god...
YeetTheRich_: what
YeetTheRich_: what?
MilkInBags: OZ!
e_bloc: show me what you GOT
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: WAT LUL
ContingentCat: wat
DiscordianTokkan: oh my fuck
NightValien28: OZ
MilkInBags: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
LadyAiluros: it is
MadWolf1290: WOW
spethycakes: LUL
Snowcookies: lmao
TheWriterAleph: this book STINKS
NightValien28: WOOOOW
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
ElissenRedux: omfg
YeetTheRich_: fuck off oz
ContingentCat: katesLol WOW
LadyAiluros: Oz is in fact public domain
NewtyNewts: Ha!
e_bloc: this book SUCKS
felrender: they had like 3 jojk
godpigeon: OZ is public domain now at least...
Ragnarakk: SixtyalmostNice
johnalogue: oh, a large head, not the head of a mammoth
ElementalAlchemist: "The device you pick up is obviously useless." --68A
TheMerricat: The BOOK Wizard of Oz is in PD, everything else related to it is still under copyright
felrender: The people who made these had three jokes: You do something you'd think will help and die, Pop Culture reference, and insult the player's intelligence
TheWriterAleph: @johnalogue that's how i heard it too LUL
kusinohki: no machine that goes "ping"?
RoastedGravy: @felrender Sounds like every 90s adventure game on PC.
RoastedGravy: Wait, this is high fantasy Spud!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
MilkInBags: lol
YeetTheRich_: sure
kusinohki: @felrender sounds like most sit-coms tbh
Pteraspidomorphi: It was a brittle lever
jonnykefka: @RoastedGravy that is uncomfortably accurate
MilkInBags: healed for 0 and fell off
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: why do we even have that lever
MilkInBags: is the lever an occultist?
Garfman314: it's 68 little gnomes!
johnalogue: @roastedgravy at least it isn't the Quivering
brainbosh: So what, two heals now before taking any damage?
thraximore: @MilkInBags LUL
MadWolf1290: unlimited POWAR
bytecaster: Raw power as opposed to a lightning strike?
DiscordianTokkan: Fwooooaaah
mtvcdm: MORE POWER
MilkInBags: become the senate
YeetTheRich_: coward
gilder13: I'm with Paul
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerEed
kusinohki: cooked power avoids all the bacteria
MilkInBags: You gotta love democracy
RoastedGravy: More power!
saucemaster5000: this is like trying to wake up by clipping yourself to a car battery
MilkInBags: also what is 'raw' power
MilkInBags: nuclear?
DoctorHutch: *tool time snort*
SkiaSymphonia: we in Tool time now
The_Color_Twelve: more pressure
YeetTheRich_: you chug battery acid
mtvcdm: Get those gains
ForOhForError: stopping power
Pteraspidomorphi: Lower?
TheMerricat: 1-6
MilkInBags: huh oh
ElementalAlchemist: max damage!
bytecaster: And remember children, when someone offers you raw power, just walk away.
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: Maximum !
MilkInBags: You explode. The end.
Electrodyne: It's "Fine Joulery"
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
saucemaster5000: sorry adam
MadWolf1290: HA
ElementalAlchemist: oh NO
e_bloc: "dont. . . fuck. . . . ADAM!"
Violentfrog: What’s watts? ;)
YeetTheRich_: LUL
MilkInBags: LUL
SpacePotato01: 'raw power' ... the closest thing I can think of is electrons of the item going to a higher energy state.
Borgrim_: You are now Max Power
mtvcdm: Beg unheeded
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
gilder13: HAHAHA
RoastedGravy: Should've put a condom on the machine.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
The_Color_Twelve: killed you
LadyAiluros: YUP
ContingentCat: whoops
Snowcookies: You Died
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: shattering a human is a powerful verb
fastlane250: You A Splode
DiscordianTokkan: It's true!
ContingentCat: the book isn't our real dad
kusinohki: do we have a death/game over counter?
Vanbael: RIV...again
YeetTheRich_: that's magic for you Kappa
theevermist: If these books are going to cheat so will we
MilkInBags: you feel a rock band inside you
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
bytecaster: All that healing seems really inconsequential.
Cephallope: Denying the dice roll is against Twitch TOS
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kevenwith2es: Man's a Darkest Dungeon streamer and he's incredulous about dying to a dice roll
Pteraspidomorphi: You're so lucky
MilkInBags: What luck!
MilkInBags: Adam is SO lucky
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
Ragnarakk: it was feast or famine
DiscordianTokkan: I want a cup of this exo-suit's OIL
noSmokeFire: elephants: famously good at math
The_Color_Twelve: incredible luck
adelius3: its not luck its skill
SkiaSymphonia: we are totally forgetting that new stat..
Mattmitchell45: Elephant stuck in a bear trap
ContingentCat: chat'll remember
sporkraptor: so you're going to fight the dragons yourself?
ghyllnox: Never punished
Borgrim_: what luck
ForOhForError: what luck first try 🤔
johnalogue: what's the point of stats and health when almost everything instakills?
ElementalAlchemist: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
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saucemaster5000: punchy indeed tioday
MilkInBags: more like guy fieri's sequence
Fanklok: Can we get Wheeler in here to count for Beej
YeetTheRich_: "fibonacci damage" in the tune of quad-damage!
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Fire_Summoner: Too late!
Borgrim_: ahh the unobtainium ratio
bytecaster: And don't drink the red potion!
Snowcookies: lewd
Gobukiller: Anyone else have the Stooges stuck in their heads now?
kusinohki: RAW power - as in the wrestling organization?
DiscordianTokkan: Fibonaccdeez Sequence
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh I do have some pretty good booze
NewtyNewts: Raw power? Don't mind if I do...
NDCazzy: I just joined lol this always happens to me
Borgrim_: gonna go get another can of raw power while on break
shendaras: Unfortunately the OEIS doesn't have 0, 0, 10, 12, 15 =(
bytecaster: @shendaras Honestly, that is almost a bit suprising
sporkraptor: are the ads blurry for everyone, or do I need to reload the page?
kusinohki: @sporkraptor looks fine to me. guess reload?
sporkraptor: @kusinohki yep, reloading fixed it.
adelius3: man this music makes me want to watch roadquest every time
sporkraptor: and brought on the Road Quest music! :D
DiscordianTokkan: Reload page, and/or have some eyedrops. I know my eyes have been jacked up from pollen lately...
lirazel64: Not improving.my typing, though.
saucemaster5000: so I have the PDF for this open, and reading the prompts out of sequence makes almost as much sense as playing the game
ky0dar: I missed the announcement. how are we going chat
kusinohki: I've accidentally done that with a CYOA book. missed a "goto page" prompt and kept reading. was a little surreal
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I did that so often when I was young
ky0dar: saaaame
sporkraptor: there was one CYOA book where you could only get the "best ending" by randomly flipping to the page, it wasn't actually linked at any point in the text.
sporkraptor: one about Atlantis, I think. I read a lot of them when I was a kid...
Pteraspidomorphi: ky0dar: We have examined and figured a lot of largely useless machinery
RoastedGravy: Also the werebears are gone. They've become wherebears.
DiscordianTokkan: And found glowing swords and sashes "I don't know how to use this!" and leaving it.
Violentfrog: There bear…there castle
DiscordianTokkan: Very "This sign can't stop me, I can't read!" energy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think the benefit of working out machinery is the boon table more than the machinery itself so farm
saucemaster5000: @RoastedGravy don't do that when I'm sipping my wine!
RoastedGravy: LUL
kusinohki: @sporkraptor woof. I don't even know where to begin with that. sounds worse than the CYOA they did at last DB. only 1 ending. It was quite difficult to find. everything kept looping back to previous stuff until you found it though
Fanklok: Is it good wine?
Violentfrog: Praise balopa etc
DiscordianTokkan: The REAL treasure is the exo-suit that we souped up along the way. Or friends.
saucemaster5000: It's a barbaresco, and I like it so it's good enough for me
NewtyNewts: We're Baaaaack!
ElementalAlchemist: kusinohki: and apparently there was a like 5-jump or something path through it
sporkraptor: @kusinohki nah, it had a lot of other endings, it was a typical CYOA book--it was just the *best* ending was one you could only get randomly.
DiscordianTokkan: Or a TV!
e_bloc: oh the automatic question answereer
sporkraptor: @kusinohki and it had a thing about "you could only find this page by breaking the rules--good for you!" too, encouraging young people to be chaotic hooligans. XD
TheMerricat: @kusinohki I don't know how many people remember the Time Machine series but they were set up so that every 'bad ending' looped back to the start there was only one true path through the book to get to the one true ending.
aussie_rob_w: @sporkraptor that sounds terrible.
ElementalAlchemist: The answer to EVERY YES OR NO QUESTION is 54A
DiscordianTokkan: 5-8. This book needed an editor
PixelArtDragon: "How do I beat this book?"
e_bloc: "what's the fucking end to this book" - "ask again later"
PixelArtDragon: I'm guessing one of the ranges just kills you
johnalogue: @kusinohki you mean the journey where we were guided by the wisened fish?
NarishmaReborn: for that, it will turn you into a ghost
YeetTheRich_: nice
ElementalAlchemist: Well, it answered the question.
Sarah_Serinde: Good to know
SAJewers: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
Buxx345: it never lies
Snowcookies: !clip
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saucemaster5000: the end
Ragnarakk: XD
Bladinus: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: YES
NotCainNorAbel: yes, your quest is now over
Borgrim_: confirmed
Mysticman89: "yes" *game ends*
aussie_rob_w: LUL
RoastedGravy: CONFIRMED
noSmokeFire: eat it, skeptics
PixelArtDragon: Look, nothing said it was right, just that it would answer
ToastyLoaff: ok. good
DeM0nFiRe: It doesnt tell you to go anywhere else after this, does that mean it is an ending?
aussie_rob_w: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
NewtyNewts: YES
RoastedGravy: I'd love if this ended the game.
PixelArtDragon: seabatCHOICE
RoastedGravy: Just an ending where you eternally ask a machine yes or no questions.
Borgrim_: only dumbledore's left
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Do I win?" "Yes"
YeetTheRich_: ha!
YeetTheRich_: good thing we have that
Borgrim_: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat that might be the only way to beat the book actually
MinnieKin: I've never made a live before, I'm so happy and sacrificing my sleeping schedule is worth it xD
LadyAiluros: gnomes, man
YeetTheRich_: welcome to the fucked up sleep schedule club
Sarah_Serinde: MinnieKin Welcome!
MinnieKin: Thank you, thank you! <3
Snowcookies: What was the editor doing
frogomb: too many typos? try playing wearhammer
saucemaster5000: these authors didn't read anything back this was a one and done draft
frogomb: warhammer
th3mpire: they were laugh too hard while writing the book to spell correctly
KeytarCat: Editor? what's that?
Borgrim_: Denses of shrub clump
MinnieKin: Joined here right after joining poor student club! 8D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @frogomb nah, you got it first time
DiscordianTokkan: I think this book was written during a peyote fever-dream, and they blew the editor's money on the peyote.
PixelArtDragon: "What imp?"
silenceaux: Ooh labyrinthine
fastlane250: oh I got a baaad feeling about this
sporkraptor: it's a massive hedge-maze... inside a cavern.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
RoastedGravy: In before Minotaur.
kusinohki: break out the maze map generator software
MinnieKin: "How hard can a maze be?" Famous last words.
RoastedGravy: Or, like, a gnomish minotaur.
noSmokeFire: that only works in some mazes
GhostValv: because lefty loosie
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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sporkraptor: only if the maze is properly buillt
TheMerricat: So a fun fact for anyone interested in TSR history, but during the period of time that TSR published this book, the way books got published was you essentially put all of your work into a file folder and dropped it off into a designated room in the office where all the 'finished products' lived, they didn't actually have editors for the books unless you had an editor assigned to you.
YeetTheRich_: I feel like we don't get to make our own decisions where to go in the maze ...
silenceaux: The outside border of the maze forms a contiguous shape that borders on both the entrance and exit
sporkraptor: I used to make mazes for fun XD
MinnieKin: Didn't they play that one book with the hammer? Pull out a pen and paper and start mapping it out!
Mysticman89: Kids can do topology
RoastedGravy: KNEW IT
sporkraptor: and now, there's a minotaur.
hexy_lexy: MINOTAUR?!?!
PixelArtDragon: It's okay, Dragonlance minotaurs are sapient
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW katesPalm
Lysander_Gustav: it's so if you take the wrong turn, you can just go left to try the previous set of branches
SnackPak_: maze! maze! maze!
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat NotLikeThis
silenceaux: I am clapping to the syllables of minotaur
frogomb: the MANotaur! half man half minotaur
RoastedGravy: This book is nothing but fantasy pop culture references.
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Arclight_Dynamo: The minotaur wasn't even in a maze. It was in a labyrinth, which is *not* a maze.
RoastedGravy: And surprise Billy Shakeshpeare
Borgrim_: near where i live they have an hedge maze in a park that's copied off the Minos labyrinth
sporkraptor: okay but this maze is made of shrubbery. why is the minotaur not grazing it down to sticks? hmmmm
Pteraspidomorphi: Not Theseus!
Officinalis: *snort* "Short one."
YeetTheRich_: 2 adults and adam
DiscordianTokkan: !adult
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Garfman314: "adults"
MAPBoardgames: ook?
YeetTheRich_: ook ook
saucemaster5000: chat has some great advice on what direction to turn
Snowcookies: hello
Veraphage: 🍌
noSmokeFire: no, monkeys is accurate
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej and Paul here to be the devil on both Adams Shoulders
kusinohki: banana first, then maze
godpigeon: chalk wouldn't work.. the imps would be changing the symbols randomly by spinning the stones
hexy_lexy: ook ook giv banan
DiscordianTokkan: bonk
bytecaster: But chat is also here, as a handicap
ShaneLeeAtk: "Adults"
Borgrim_: !badvice
CanisLupusAqua: i resent being described as anything other than an ape
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey seabatBRAIN
sporkraptor: that's... not the best way to track your progress, but okay...
aussie_rob_w: @arclight_dynamo but then why did Theseus need the string to get out, if it wasn’t a maze he could get lost in?
PixelArtDragon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
BusTed: Built in!
silenceaux: Oh, it's actually greenery
sporkraptor: this book is like. "you make a bad decision! roll a die to see how bad your decision turns out!"
PixelArtDragon: They threw you an escape rope!
fastlane250: Maze Bypass
YeetTheRich_: oh that's actually cool
sporkraptor: "set maze on fire"
frogomb: europeans called them "corns"
YeetTheRich_: wow
YeetTheRich_: WOW
Pteraspidomorphi: That was quick
Borgrim_: dafuk
Snowcookies: lmoao
sporkraptor: welp
RoastedGravy: Grab the horns!
bytecaster: First choice
Ba_Dum_Tish: Immediate minotaur
DiscordianTokkan: Aw beans
Borgrim_: staight up mino^
DiscordianTokkan: One of the 13 classic blunders! orz
sporkraptor: fight music cues up
Borgrim_: adventurers never go straight
aussie_rob_w: Straight into the Minotaur,
DarkMorford: Guess it's time to Dance With Minotaurus
RoastedGravy: Wow, that's rude. "Generic" minotaur.
lamina5432: roll for summon
sporkraptor: for some reason I'm craving barbeque
shendaras: 0, 0, 10, 12, 15; 47; 15.
Borgrim_: oh it's generic
phydeux: beej was wrong, this is specifically a generic minotaur
johnalogue: is this maze going to pour an unlimited number of minotaurs at us?
RoastedGravy: No wonder the minotaur's pissed. I'd be pissed too if I was a generic minotaur.
sporkraptor: you get punched! oh noes
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrCOW
rosesmcgee: hamburger
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sporkraptor: steak for everybody
PharaohBender27: lrrCOW
Dog_of_Myth: Are we Doom Slayer now?
gilder13: lrrSACK
RoastedGravy: We having prime rib tonight!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Food for the gnomes
noSmokeFire: ground beef goes everywhere
sporkraptor: it's the secret cow level
YeetTheRich_: lrrCOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCOW
Snowcookies: ha
PerryTheBanana: love watching Adam cheat on stream
DiscordianTokkan: omae wa Moo shindeiru lrrCOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Vanbael: lrrCOW
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
YeetTheRich_: thanks james
Fire_Summoner: lrrCOW
Fairgrim: lrrCOW
MAPBoardgames: #BlameJames
Snowcookies: lrrCOW
Wondermoo: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
aussie_rob_w: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
spethycakes: lrrCOW lrrCOW
RoastedGravy: lrrCOW
hexy_lexy: lrrCOW
Officinalis: #ThanksJames
fastlane250: lrrCOW FBtouchdown
Korolan: Alistar got Ganked
sporkraptor: the minotaur gets up and eats you, you die
RoastedGravy: No one ever suspects the surprise second minotaur.
KeytarCat: @DiscordianTokkan Oh that's real good
LordZarano: lrrCOW jlrrCreeper
YeetTheRich_: drink it
noSmokeFire: viscous, like thick
sporkraptor: vicious-looking liquid, eh
MAPBoardgames: Honey is a vicious liquid
RoastedGravy: Gross.
sporkraptor: that liquid is *mean*
Mysticman89: quit dissen terry
sporkraptor: belly-flop right on into that pool, yeah
Borgrim_: it would be devious to fill a pool with a gelatinous cube
Borgrim_: also both viscous and vicious
sporkraptor: @Borgrim_ I like that, I'm not telling my GM about it XD
bytecaster: The illusion of choice
Korolan: seabatCHOICE
fastlane250: Commodore 128D
YeetTheRich_: keep to your right wall
Borgrim_: the saying is to follow the right wall
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh dang I missed these books
RoastedGravy: This is some riveting gameplay.
TheMerricat: They are going to get so lost :D
PixelArtDragon: Watch it loop back and be one of the ones that the rule doesn't work for
ToastyLoaff: the rightmost
leebenningfield: no you're in the maze
saucemaster5000: guess whos back?
Sarah_Serinde: Beej
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
sporkraptor: this looks familiar
TheMerricat: beej
YeetTheRich_: jesus beej LUL
NewtyNewts: Oh Beej...
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW Beej
hexy_lexy: BEEJ
fastlane250: lrrWOW
silenceaux: Dang, just realized my current mapping method is very inefficient
YeetTheRich_: this is just where they like to live
RoastedGravy: No one expects the surprise second minotaur!
Borgrim_: another 'the minotaur'
Pteraspidomorphi: Those minotaurs know how maze solvers think
silenceaux: also that I can't keep up with you
DiscordianTokkan: Phrasing!
codatski: Yeah chat, get beej for that one lol
YeetTheRich_: yup
Korolan: Alistar Respawns. Jangle is Dangerous.
shendaras: <3
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Borgrim_: um
TotallyNotaBeholder: Phrasing?
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Scarbble: wanna take that one again?
ToastyLoaff: this book is so thematically disjointed
CranstonSnord: baraWurst baraLol
gilder13: lolol
hexy_lexy: LUL GDI ADAM
brainbosh: katesBonk2
Borgrim_: !adult
Ragnarakk: are we just not doing phrasing anymore
Buxx345: no takebacks
YeetTheRich_: *vaguely erotic* .gif
ElementalAlchemist: thank you Beej
sporkraptor: minotaur's gonna kill ya
Kramburger: Judge?
sporkraptor: whiff
fastlane250: lrrCOW count: 2
YeetTheRich_: lrrCOW
silenceaux: lrrCOW
UWDJohn: Steaks anyone?
spethycakes: lrrCOW lrrCOW
Wondermoo: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
sporkraptor: lrrCOW
DiscordianTokkan: So much ground pork and beef for hotdogs!
LordZarano: lrrCOW lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: The minotaur is reduced to a smear of components roughly the total volume of a minotaur!
NecroDaddy80: what game is this?
Korolan: Score: Rumble 2, Alistar 0
RoastedGravy: Uh oh
BDXIIX: After taking those cocks, you come in the clearing.
YeetTheRich_: it's the dragon armor-destroyer
Fanklok: dragon-armor destroyer or dragon armor-destroyer
Niahlah: wait.. Adam is back at this AGAIN!?!?
YeetTheRich_: kill ted
Dog_of_Myth: What
TotallyNotaBeholder: poor ted
bytecaster: Poor Ted
Pywodwagon: Hello, I'm Ted Dragons-
DiscordianTokkan: Ted Dragons is a GOOD COACH, OK?
Seth_Erickson: Ted Dragons NotLikeThis
saucemaster5000: what did you do?!?
RoastedGravy: No, it's TED dragon.
Kramburger: Ted's Dead
Izandai: Hey, that guy helped me move! What the fuck!
Akaiatana: Also kill 6 bill demons
BDXIIX: Uther Tendragon?
NecroDaddy80: anyone know what game this is?
YeetTheRich_: ted dragon from accounting?
Niahlah: Ted Dragon... life insurance sales dragon
savorycookie: Justice for Ted Dragons >:(
RoastedGravy: It's dragons that go to TED talks.
CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, famed knight Tendragon.
NightValien28: watch s there are no red dragons LUL
sporkraptor: welp
Borgrim_: Ted the magic dragon lives by the sea
Kramburger: Roll your face across the keyboard
Cainnech91: Be excellent to each other… also hoard gold.
Seth_Erickson: One of these buttons will work
Seth_Erickson: Problem solved let's get baking
DiscordianTokkan: "I know there was a prompt about an Imp but it's FINE"
RoastedGravy: I totally forgot there are gnomes following you.
phydeux: i push the war crime button
CaptainSpam: Theodore Dragons.
bytecaster: If I were the gnomes, I would simply press the "Kill dragon button" on their own machine
TheMerricat: <message deleted>"smaller, evil-created relatives, the draconians, The fierce, evil, destructive dragons and their arrive at Mount Nevermind in hordes. You are among the first to die because the Dragon Armor Destroyer you observed was just an illusion created by an imp."
PixelArtDragon: Is it a typo for "ten" or "red"?
bytecaster: Maybe it's an illusion again?
Izandai: red
thraximore: @bytecaster probably
Sarah_Serinde: No pasting passages in chat unless LRR wants them, please
ContingentCat: maybe it's a bad portmanteau for ten and red, and it kills ten red dragons
CaptainSpam: "I am Bill S Pegacorn!" "And I am Ted 'Theodore' Dragons!" "And together, we are... WYLD STALLIONS!"
sporkraptor: sure are a lot of random minotaurs in this maze...
RoastedGravy: Will there be a fourth minotaur?
BDXIIX: what gameplay
fastlane250: lrrCOW count: 3
YeetTheRich_: the gnomes see you leaving behind the thing that is specifically designed to kill dragons
Pteraspidomorphi: They're an endangered species!
RoastedGravy: And 68 gnomes are watching you do this.
Electrodyne: One more minot
Garfman314: it's the minitaur's natural habitat
bytecaster: What if the Minotaurs are just the ones keeping the maze all nice and neat?
GhostValv: it's just going to be a ground beef maze now
e_bloc: 118Beej
YeetTheRich_: the right wall strategy does not work if the exit is in the middle of the maze
johnalogue: @bytecaster they're gardeners and we're stepping on the grass with giant metal feet
sporkraptor: the minotaurs are the groundkeepers, sheesh
ContingentCat: the Minotaurs will tell the tale of the deaths of Otaku Jeff
RoastedGravy: Four Minotaurs! Ah! Ah! Ah!
TheMerricat: so the secret here is that the pages where the pages where the minotaurs are found don't say anything about if "if you've been here" so they respawn infinitely
Pteraspidomorphi: They probably give you the grid pictures so you can make a map,hmm
InquisitorGaia: beej over here using zork skills to help
saucemaster5000: this is for ted dragons!
fastlane250: lrrCOW: 4
fastlane250: * lrrCOW
Borgrim_: i was hoping we'd find a chest here
TheMerricat: Feel like we've been to this one before
PharaohBender27: My God this maze just keeps going
BDXIIX: @Borgrim_ either here or 38D, yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: Well we know there are 3 machines in total
Borgrim_: we want D tho right?
DiscordianTokkan: Because it wraps around to the BAD side from the good side
bytecaster: It would be dumb to use it in the chart, because the bonus can only happen in the chart
TheMerricat: This assumes A is positive.
bytecaster: But you know, gamedesign
YeetTheRich_: oh hey
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
Izandai: This was not the beneficial result.
DiscordianTokkan: H, for Horns!
NewtyNewts: Minotaur time!
BusTed: Naturally.
Izandai: You wanted to go to D.
BDXIIX: Put it in H!
noSmokeFire: but wait, that means that number wasn't beneficial
silenceaux: Notably, A - D are not numbers
Borgrim_: yeah we wanted to get to D to figure out the machine
ghyllnox: This is their only minotaur maze
gilder13: I think I can hear a Didgeridoo in the distance . . .
noSmokeFire: @silenceaux but we generate numbers to move between them
ghyllnox: It's infested
sporkraptor: you're gonna get killed by mad cows
RoastedGravy: lrrCOW count: 5
ghyllnox: We've seen more minotaurs than imps
Niahlah: minotaurs are a real MOO-d
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: technically we could get whatever roll we needed to get the good result, so we could have skipped and gone to D instead, I think
DiscordianTokkan: That's a LOT of beef
silenceaux: @noSmokeFire Okay, that explains a lot
justthorne: Way off topic, but I love Adam's Cruella hair.
johnalogue: there was only supposed to be one minotaur!
YeetTheRich_: this used to be a minotaur maze, but one day a madman arrived and just killed them all. now it is just a maze
bytecaster: Wave mode!
BDXIIX: well, I think we found where the minotaurs come from
BDXIIX: this machine generates them
PixelArtDragon: This was actually the minotaurs' passion project and they're just attacking you for punching it all the time
sporkraptor: another minotaur
Niahlah: wait wait.. D is the goal??
thraximore: @BDXIIX seabatBRAIN
johnalogue: @discordiantokkan can we call it beef? Minotaurs are half human so I have concerns
DiscordianTokkan: Now we just need to remember where that greased up imp is
TheMerricat: Have we already used our "fight for us" artifact?
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DoctorHutch: I thought we were just on C
RoastedGravy: I think fantasy minotaurs are just cow people.
RoastedGravy: Not a cow/human hybrid.
DiscordianTokkan: @johnalogue It'll be used to make SOME kind of hotdogs, maybe not all-beef. Some pork in there too. Well, long pork
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Snowcookies: Always a minotaur
NewtyNewts: So this is where the minotaurs come from!
phydeux: eventually id start checking the bushes
fastlane250: lrrCOW lgioMeatSweats count: 6
Ba_Dum_Tish: Search for treasure
Wondermoo: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
RoastedGravy: lrrCOW
PixelArtDragon: This maze is actually how minotaurs reproduce- by wandering adventurers that spawn them as encounters
sporkraptor: another minotaur
saucemaster5000: just... reroll
RoastedGravy: Hopefully this means that the next minotaur fight you one-shot it on the first turn.
shendaras: But do you have to fight all the minotaurs again?
saucemaster5000: fair
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
korvys: Nice roll! two 1's
Akaiatana: It says 'before you continue - you continue
BDXIIX: yeah, that seems fair
ContingentCat: wow
RoastedGravy: Just ignore all the imps.
Ba_Dum_Tish: IMPressive
BusTed: FBtouchdown
RoastedGravy: PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap seabatClap
frogomb: touchdown man
Lithobraker: !uptime
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Borgrim_: first time everytime
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: Called it!
ContingentCat: WAT
BDXIIX: shit I called it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god we found a spawn point
NightValien28: we found the spawner
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
PixelArtDragon: Oh hey, I was right!
Borgrim_: touch
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Borgrim_: touché book
YeetTheRich_: yes that could be a problem
silenceaux: I like that machine though
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: This book SUCKS!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we don't get ANYTHING??
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sporkraptor: whaaaaaat
TheMerricat: This book punishes curiosity so badly :P
thraximore: chat called it LMAO
PixelArtDragon: This entire stream is going to be the next highlight reel
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW
ToastyLoaff: Does this mean you can ignore all the minotaurs now?
bytecaster: They could at least heal you a little after all that
sporkraptor: this is *so bad*.
Lysander_Gustav: why though
fastlane250: MrDestructoid lrrCOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: We got suit damage
ElementalAlchemist: "What do minotaurs have inside of them?" "Servos, duh"
frogomb: look, Adam is not a minotaur scientist
PaperDoopliss: The line between adventure books Adam loves and adventure books Adam hates is extremely blurry
johnalogue: why?!
sporkraptor: how many minotaurs are you going to have to fight to get to the other machine which does nothing
thraximore: @PaperDoopliss "They're the same picture."
BusTed: Hahaha.
Borgrim_: gosh darnit
RoastedGravy: lrrCOW count: 7
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCOW
TheMerricat: Do we still have our own bot or has it died already?
bytecaster: We also still have the fighty statuette
RoastedGravy: Or whatever number it is now.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Damn so close to 64K
Shigamori: spent all your luck on DD
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh I love 64B
Nekuia: Adam you luck today was great. Karma is just a thing.
e_bloc: always a fucking trap
Kramburger: Lick the treasure!
ContingentCat: lrrGREED
thraximore: ====> that is a trap
RoastedGravy: This is obviously a trap.
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrGREED
DiscordianTokkan: "You can if you want, I guess"
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
ElementalAlchemist: There's no page
ElementalAlchemist: so surely there is no problem
mtvcdm: Surely this is legit
RoastedGravy: Let's take the gold.
Pywodwagon: wheelerGreed
Borgrim_: if you want to regret it later, you may take gold
Pteraspidomorphi: 30 minutes later : "If you took the gold..."
Pywodwagon: wheelerGre wheelerEed
fastlane250: "Help me steal from you!"
PixelArtDragon: There's definitely going to be a "if you have any gold" thing
Kramburger: 63K by loaded Ready Ran
DiscordianTokkan: Also, I declare any time you fight a minotaur from now on, you can skip the fight, because you broke the machine. Even if it didn't SAY it, fuck it
Lord_ZYRK: "You jump into the river to escape the dragon's fiery breath. If your pockets are weighed down with treasure. . ."
ContingentCat: it not perfect system
DiscordianTokkan: seabatCHOICE
Borgrim_: just before minotaur machine we turned left
Borgrim_: when we could have gone straight
RoastedGravy: There's going to be someone that requires treasure for services. I just know it.
TheMerricat: I'm going to laugh when they discover that there is no 'exit' from this maze other than giving up or dying (not saying it is, just predicting) :D
RoastedGravy: Like a toll gate or something.
NDCazzy: we've demonstrated a loop... many of them
RoastedGravy: God, if there's no end to this maze... That'd fit with this book, honestly.
Borgrim_: magic
DiscordianTokkan: Pea Wet machine
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait this looks convenient
Lord_ZYRK: Can we get pea wet seabatTROG
Ba_Dum_Tish: Canned pea minotaur
sporkraptor: how do we know it does that.
YeetTheRich_: so we know what this is, but a magnet is too complex
sporkraptor: it's so obvious!
DiscordianTokkan: Oooo
Ragnarakk: Its probably a minotaur
Mysticman89: a machine specifically designed to create pea wet
fcloud: joke's on you, it just makes canned peas
Seth_Erickson: Hmm
Lysander_Gustav: heck yes
sporkraptor: imp! don't do it!
bytecaster: There is not a lot of it left, anyway
RoastedGravy: Beej, don't tempt it.
DiscordianTokkan: Your armour gets turned into a many pea-cans
sporkraptor: it'll fill your suit with canned peas!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NewtyNewts: Yeah, this'll be impish I'm sure
Seth_Erickson: Do we still have a free get the best roll
Sarah_Serinde: Beej pls
Lord_ZYRK: You get six cans of peas wrapped in what used to be your armor
TheMerricat: "Once again I'm asking you...."
fastlane250: double-dipping on miracles
spethycakes: BEEJ
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: armor is now perfectly suited for the purpose of canning peas
thraximore: hahahahaa
Borgrim_: invoking rnjesus
Basic_Human_Decency: uwu we drift farther away everyday~
Lysander_Gustav: such a rich narrative
thraximore: Worth it
Pteraspidomorphi: :(
ContingentCat: good to know God'd priorities
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej having an argument with god
fastlane250: LUL
YeetTheRich_: god smites beej
sporkraptor: a pile of cans of peas, yep
TheMerricat: Beej's cam died this was soo bad
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is one of those "careful what you wish for" scenarios isn't it
Snowcookies: ha
Pteraspidomorphi: This has never happened
saiarcot895: LUL
BusTed: 🆒
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Seth_Erickson: God gave you what you asked for
RoastedGravy: That's why God gave you the favor.
PharaohBender27: Cool game! Kappa
NewtyNewts: Savescum time
DoctorHutch: did beej just get smote?
sporkraptor: this book *sucks*
Ragnarakk: God is an asshole
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatCHOICE
Borgrim_: wow, 2 out of 3 chances to die from a dice roll here
aussie_rob_w: lrrBEEEJ
UWDJohn: God, you tricked me!
PixelArtDragon: This book is awful and I wish there were more exactly like it
RoastedGravy: 10 points where?
ContingentCat: what
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why would you suddenly change what is the good option
DiscordianTokkan: So, repaired to the full cap, and then an additional 10?
RoastedGravy: Like, hit points? Attack strength?
TheMerricat: @Ba_Dum_Tish for the cheaters :)
TheMerricat: @DiscordianTokkan I read it as healing 10 points.
lumlite: Ja-Rule, patron saint of save scumming
BusTed: Guess we just fell down a pit.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @TheMerricat A cheater would just ignore the result
Pteraspidomorphi: Can't you just leave the maze now?
johnalogue: @themerricat but they can just cheat twice
ElementalAlchemist: Which branch of the fork?
DiscordianTokkan: @TheMerricat That's probably closer. This book isn't exactly well-made, lol
ContingentCat: Remember how we heard there could be typos, what if the maze is unsolvable?
TheMerricat: 64
noSmokeFire: wait. is the only GOOD thing that happened in that maze repairing the damage we took IN the maze?
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire I believe so
Pteraspidomorphi: No, there was the ted dragon machine
saucemaster5000: All that to kill ted dragon
saucemaster5000: what did he do???
ElementalAlchemist: and we got some gold
NewtyNewts: Just wait and see that the Imp Dragon Machine was actually real...
Vonbane: and some gold
aussie_rob_w: A huuuuge waste of time.
Borgrim_: yeah there's that ominous pile of gold
DoctorHutch: did we ever try to see if the outcome of the Ted dragon machine was if we think it worked?
tzimisce_joe: !quote fireball
Ragnarakk: so the final boss has to be named Ted right?
NarishmaReborn: we can go back and chase off the imp and try
Sarah_Serinde: DoctorHutch Adam decided not to
johnalogue: Wargame: Ted Dragon is my favorite strategy game...
ElementalAlchemist: nice
Ba_Dum_Tish: Most of this book is a giant waste of time. Luckily we are spending it with good people
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: MOOD
Sarah_Serinde: Relatable
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hawkeye437: wow almost 3 years
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DiscordianTokkan: Nice
bytecaster: That means you can ask another question!
Sogheim: sweet bear dude
Ba_Dum_Tish: Where bears?
Borgrim_: I guess they turned the Gnomish shenanigans theme to 11
DiscordianTokkan: The suit got JUICED, but damaged
saucemaster5000: you didn't even find leif erikson....
BusTed: 🐉
Mattmitchell45: A Potion?
bytecaster: Except if he is called ted
Borgrim_: we did get hurt a bunch, that's something
NewtyNewts: Maybe you'll be able to use Ted killer
Ba_Dum_Tish: Poor Ted
PharaohBender27: Something tells me we aren't finishing this book tonight :p
DeM0nFiRe: I think you might still have the ted dragon machine? But you just decided you wiull also find other stuff?
fastlane250: You activated a *maybe* helpful machine?
Sogheim: it's gonna be neat when you defeat the dragon by just giving it all your gnomes to eat and it's too full to fight
DiscordianTokkan: That extra 5 suit punch power was a good result of the run, at least!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just need to commandline rename all dragons
Pteraspidomorphi: Judging from the picture the ted dragon machine was very large
YeetTheRich_: NO PLEASE, I can't watch road quest AGAIN I need to feed my family
Pteraspidomorphi: The maze aerial view
saucemaster5000: I did just search the pdf for "ted dragon."
TheMerricat: Chat for a long time this book was actually available for free download on TSR's old site. So if you search for the book name, you should easily find the PDF for it. In case anyone wanted to know what the Dragon Armor Destroying machine did. Page 55C is the final entry for that line.
Mysticman89: Just announce at the start of each fight "I decalre thee to be named Ted Dragon" and the power of the machine will explode them
Royal_Pride21: and we got water
NewtyNewts: Oh yeah, water!
NewtyNewts: Potion of Rehydration!
DarkMorford: So apparently there's going to be a badminton anime coming out in 2022. Didn't someone make a joke about that in the LRL prerecord? x_x
Mysticman89: yeah later in the book "If you rehydrated during your journey, turn to page 420, otherwise, you die."
Twizted_Seed: is this a pause or end?
TheMerricat: pause, commercial break
DiscordianTokkan: Just a short break!
Lithobraker: @DarkMorford I'm surprised that isn't already a thing
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DiscordianTokkan: There totally has already been a Badminton anime. Hanebado, or something?
TheMerricat: Hanebado! (はねバド!), also known as The Badminton Play of Ayano Hanesaki! or Hanebad!, is a Japanese sports manga series by Kōsuke Hamada. It was serialized in Kodansha's seinen manga magazine good! Afternoon from June 7, 2013 to October 7, 2019, and has been collected in sixteen tankōbon volumes. An anime television series adaptation by Liden Films aired from July 2018 to October 2018.
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Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
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Arcv2: @Sarah_Serinde ty
TheMerricat: The new anime is called "'Love All Play'"
DarkMorford: Okay, I'd forgotten about that. Then there's *another* badminton anime coming out next year. https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2021/08/08-1/asami-kosekis-badminton-themed-novel-love-all-play-gets-tv-anime-in-spring-2022
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TheMerricat: "The story follows Ryō Mizushima, who joined his middle school's badminton team full of motivation — but without a proper coach, ended up in obscurity. Nevertheless, he did eventually reach the prefectural tournament on his physical strength. Now he joins the prestigious Yokohama-Minato High School's badminton team under the legendary coach Ebihara and surrounded by talented teammates. He strives to become a top athlete and take his high school team to the inter-high tournament."
DiscordianTokkan: That makes me want to watch Ping Pong again, at least
TheMerricat: TBH I'm looking forward to seeing if The Faraway Paladin coming out in October is any good. The manga is.
DiscordianTokkan: And Akagi
ElektroTal: I AM SO SAD
BusTed: The *experience* is the reward.
NewtyNewts: Time to return to the gnome searching!
Kramburger: No banana after all work? Sad.
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rosesmcgee: Good news! Adam will be interested to know my new coffee maker has arrived.
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Pteraspidomorphi: There is a limited amount of numbered sections though so some of these rooms must be faster to clear
DiscordianTokkan: @ElektroTal It's still going! The Suit got souped up, and Adam drank the Blue healing potion and the potion of water.
Basic_Human_Decency: but which hole is made for you?
TheMerricat: congrats @rosesmcgee :)
YeetTheRich_: @ElektroTal some people have had trouble with the twitch notifications earlier, might want to check that
mtvcdm: Did we do The Explosives?
rosesmcgee: thanks @TheMerricat it was a rough twelve hours
saucemaster5000: nope, bakery is new
Ba_Dum_Tish: Does any of this spark joy?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm starting to wonder if saving these damn gnomes is worth it.
PixelArtDragon: Bakery!
Basic_Human_Decency: YEAST
Lithobraker: Omg I forgot about radiation poisoning, that was wild
Mysticman89: that expression
DiscordianTokkan: To yeast, perhaps to beer
DiscordianTokkan: Eff this imp UP
bytecaster: But this one is extra strong
Ba_Dum_Tish: I love that we can just ignore everyone
TheMerricat: if you fight it
noSmokeFire: we gotta fight one eventually
DiscordianTokkan: If you talk to the imp directly, sometimes you can tell it to piss off
DeM0nFiRe: I think it sais "next one you fight" because you cant fight every gnome anyway
NewtyNewts: You also do double damage the next fight
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: show him your baker's license
TheMerricat: this book is full of "so you thought you figured the scheme out did you?" gotchas :D
LidofLoathing: it's the tale of life. "so many choices, all of them wrong"
BusTed: lilacs.... gooseberries...
ContingentCat: it's a life lesson for the kids
DarkMorford: Pop-tarts!
bytecaster: Ahhh, a gatekeeper
DiscordianTokkan: He's gatekeeping baking!
Dog_of_Myth: Baker Pop Quizzes
noSmokeFire: it's a technical baking exam
Sarah_Serinde: Bakekeeper?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bakeeping
RoastedGravy: You're a baker? Name every pastry.
YeetTheRich_: know what, that's on me for setting the bar too low
RoastedGravy: Kappa
BusTed: Dark.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
DiscordianTokkan: This baker RULES
hexy_lexy: HOLY BUS
PixelArtDragon: They're going to eat the imp!
NewtyNewts: What a badass
ForOhForError: yo what
ContingentCat: dang
Bearudite: yeeeet
MAPBoardgames: That got dark fast
Fanklok: Why did they hire us
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what the fuck. Why don't we get this guy to fight the dragons??
shendaras: Some black removal there.
johnalogue: what?!
RoastedGravy: Can he be gnome #69?
spethycakes: that imp had a FAMILY
Dog_of_Myth: This Imp is on fire....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: !card Bake into
LRRbot: Bake into a Pie [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Create a Food token.
stormcooper256: have we figured out that THIS is why they hired a baker?!?!
BusTed: Legally distinct Kneebler Elf
MAPBoardgames: I love Niebler's cookies
DiscordianTokkan: "It's like lobsters, it's just steam escaping their shell" "NO IT'S NOT THIS HURTS VERY MUCH"
Officinalis: What if...we just become the baker and he saves the gnomes?
Enki1256: Hell yah
thraximore: Niebler? Suuuuubtle LUL
Electrodyne: In Canada they're Bieblers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah why don't we just do the baking and this guy goes and cans the dragons
TheMerricat: bones are good for stock
Fanklok: "They can't feel pain they just squirm because their scared"
ElementalAlchemist: ah, making dinosaur stock
ContingentCat: making some good stock
lamina5432: dragon
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Sogheim: well, the only dinosaurs Paul deals with are Yoshis, so I can see how he'd be concerned
YeetTheRich_: this is like the sour toe whiskey, it's an old relic they dip in every soup
Pteraspidomorphi: Toss the dragons into a pie
ElementalAlchemist: When do we want it?
sporkraptor: can't wait to see how the ice machine is going to kill you
DiscordianTokkan: It sounds like an ice machine
Garfman314: @Sogheim but he has a tail composed of several large osteoderms
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's really no way to get good at these damn books. It's all just random.
serramarkov: I work at a Cakery, sometimes I make cookies... we do not incorporate creatures into our food.
bytecaster: Maybe god can help again?
RoastedGravy: Alright, God.
Ragnarakk: ice coner!
BusTed: High is usually bad.
noSmokeFire: ~*game design*~
TheMerricat: Adam you are asking questions the author of this book never thought of.... :P
Zaraka00: we have demonstrated a loop
Fanklok: There's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play basketball
DiscordianTokkan: NO GOD intended this
Lysander_Gustav: Originally there's a "turn limit" but screw that rule.
TheMerricat: Rules are RE:Laxed
noSmokeFire: god had no part in this
sporkraptor: no gods, no masters
stormcooper256: DM: no idea comes to mind. ME: I look at the ice machine HARDER!!!
Snowcookies: No Gods, No Masters
Lord_ZYRK: Richard Garfield is crying and he doesn't know why
Kreiseler: did Adam just "air bud" a choose your own adventure book?
YeetTheRich_: god may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own
thraximore: author is in the chat LUL
DeM0nFiRe: I am already typiing up a letter to the International Association of Choose Your Own Adventure Esports
Lysander_Gustav: wow
Pywodwagon: This is not a place of honor
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: don't they have wings....?
BusTed: Sure.
NarishmaReborn: WAT? Something that helps?
Lysander_Gustav: finally
saucemaster5000: brilliant napolean
BusTed: That's progress I guess.
PharaohBender27: Got there!
RoastedGravy: We did it!
DiscordianTokkan: A very Nice machine
Ragnarakk: It was an ICE MINOTAUR ALL ALONG
Mysticman89: and you don't slip and slide yourself somehow
NarishmaReborn: Should have gone to the bakery first. we are a baker
ContingentCat: yeah ice cool
TheMerricat: Oh wait, chat, was this the book where we found Leif Erikson?
fcloud: that makes... dragons... slip on the ground
KWardJenx: It was a, "N-Ice," machine
ForOhForError: rewarded! exactly once.
Sogheim: an ice cone machine. THAT'S what saves you.
Dog_of_Myth: Dragon Hockey League when?
sporkraptor: it's wAcKy lololol *siiiiiiigh*
RoastedGravy: No, Leif Erikson was a different book.
RoastedGravy: It was the Faerie Mound.
RoastedGravy: The one with William Shakespeare and Peter Pan in it.
saucemaster5000: leif erikson was gnomes 100
sporkraptor: he's gonna kill you
RoastedGravy: Oh, it was?
PharaohBender27: @RoastedGravy And Robin Hood!
DiscordianTokkan: Remember, this IS the setting that has KENDER, which are the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral LolRandumb
YeetTheRich_: the eye of a baker
NotCainNorAbel: this is got to be a sleeper agent
saucemaster5000: Yeah, I have the PDF
stormcooper256: how do we know, we were STARING at the ice machine
Lord_ZYRK: infinite minotaurs ✋ infinite ice 👉
Fanklok: "That's his raise he's spilling"
sporkraptor: bakers are *extremely* judgmental
RoastedGravy: Is it bad that the only things I remember from these books are the pop culture references?
Sogheim: oh no, I think we're gonna get baked into a pie if we stay here too long
saucemaster5000: I mean, it's all the same nonsense anyway
sporkraptor: you're going to die
Pteraspidomorphi: What could possibly go wrong
Seth_Erickson: Give the man some advice
YeetTheRich_: no backseating boxrRI
ShaneLeeAtk: Cutscene bullets
DiscordianTokkan: This is Gygaxian. Having empathy will TOTALLY fuck us, but is right to do
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Sogheim: he gives you a magic cookie to restore health maybe?
Pteraspidomorphi: ooooh
sporkraptor: he used to be a post carrier
TotallyNotaBeholder: Glocky, the 8th dwarf
sporkraptor: "stop being such a fuckup"
noSmokeFire: stop dropping rolls
Lysander_Gustav: aw
sporkraptor: it's a grenade
Sogheim: how lucky can it be?! he spills everything!
opal_moth: we are now sempai
ContingentCat: do you like me []Yes []no
NewtyNewts: Ooh, another of those
Vonbane: doesn't work in combat though
rosesmcgee: you just saw his boss cook someone alive, he might need it
Lysander_Gustav: It's only useable once, so maybe he was saving it for a really bad screwup?
YeetTheRich_: gnome is like "no it is me who should pity YOU"
ContingentCat: or it doesn't work period from the looks of him
CaptainSpam: "If you choose to continue failing, please consider failing with *style*."
MaelstronSolenor: you know this is gonna make you succeed in something that kills you on success
sporkraptor: Imp Cookies
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: but how do we know which one is the "good
Pteraspidomorphi: There's an imp in the oven
RoastedGravy: "I could go for some gingerbread imps."
TheMerricat: LOL
YeetTheRich_: ah
Sogheim: oh dang
Ragnarakk: 1110 sounds like a LARGE book
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Snowcookies: oh my
YeetTheRich_: OH COME ON
DiscordianTokkan: *tugs collar*
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RoastedGravy: Uhhhhh
ContingentCat: wow
Lysander_Gustav: step one put witch in oven
johnalogue: this guy is a baking serial killer
MAPBoardgames: 3 in the last hour
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Sogheim: can we lure the dragon here? Kneebler looks like he can handle it
noSmokeFire: neebler has the highest kill count of the whole mountain
shadowwolfs: we're going to end up in the oven arent we......
shendaras: Oh, have to reset the "days since someone died in the oven" sign
bytecaster: You look into the soup. Robin Hood looks back at you from the pot, half dead.
NewtyNewts: Seven loaves of bread for delivery
Kikazi: ding dong
opal_moth: how many men are we cooking
johnalogue: are we the only one here not dying horribly in this kitchen?!
DiscordianTokkan: SURE DID
sporkraptor: humans make human soup, obviously
ContingentCat: baby food is the exception
saucemaster5000: Kneebler gon' get you
FITorion: girlscout cookies
Snowcookies: Stone Soup is made for stones
TheMerricat: Beej, have you been paying attention to what Keebler has been tossing into his oven?
DiscordianTokkan: These gnomes are like Halflings in Darksun
Lord_ZYRK: They either fucked up naming this, or cream of mushroom soup has frightening new implications
Kramburger: This is getting weirdly erotic
Dog_of_Myth: Has anyone seen Gnome_Friend recently?
YeetTheRich_: meester kennedy
Dog_of_Myth: :p
DiscordianTokkan: Eeeeh, StrongBad voice!
TheMerricat: OH god.... NO!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh MY
Sogheim: don't say it, Adam
Lysander_Gustav: Is your character going to be dumb enough to jump into the pot?
Fanklok: Time to jump on in
sporkraptor: uuummmmm
NightValien28: BULLSHIT
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
johnalogue: NO
thraximore: umbraSmug
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Earthenone: mushroom soup baby!
Mysticman89: dont do it
djalternative: get roided up Adam
NightValien28: adam NO
mtvcdm: bigger than before
Kramburger: Man Adam's going to be so excited when Wario shows up at the end of the book and steals the chaos emeralds
ContingentCat: ADAM
MAPBoardgames: I get emails about this
Lord_ZYRK: Some shoes so you finally have some that fit?
gualdhar: NO DICK POTS
thraximore: stick your dick in it umbraSmile
Lysander_Gustav: this seems like a bad idea
RoastedGravy: BIG BRAIN SOUP
samwonk: A gnomish chicken?
DeM0nFiRe: @mtvcdm quality reference LUL
Mysticman89: theres already a bone in there
ArcOfTheConclave: brain stew
ElementalAlchemist: oh yes
Lysander_Gustav: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: "muscles"
YeetTheRich_: "muscles"
Fanklok: @thraximore It's not a party till someone sticks their dick in the soup
Sogheim: we gonna get cooked
hexy_lexy: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
opal_moth: directions unclear stuck in oven
PixelArtDragon: Your "muscles"
mtvcdm: GET IN THE POT
saucemaster5000: please cook yourself
Lord_ZYRK: Shootin up some soup
ContingentCat: one in particular
MadWolf1290: get. in. the. pot.
Seth_Erickson: I'm jumping right in
ForOhForError: mussels only
Earthenone: get in the pot shinji!
Mysticman89: its a hot tub now
BusTed: *Chalks up another tally*
Nosser2: I mean... you kinda gotta.
NightValien28: you are about to become that weird mess from inside
RoastedGravy: Onsen episode! Onsen episode!
thraximore: NO
Lysander_Gustav: This baker is so dumb
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: also get in we have the luck stone!
SnackPak_: pot! pot! pot!
thraximore: no no no no no
NightValien28: DO IT
johnalogue: this guy wants to make us into soup 100%
Sogheim: our character is a moron
Calaban161: GET IN THE POT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: luck stoooooone
hexy_lexy: DO IT
NewtyNewts: Get in the pot Shinji!
thraximore: suddenly Darkest Dungeon
Kramburger: COWARD
VoodontWoW: NO
BusTed: What are ya... chicken..?
Fanklok: Get in the pot Shinji
PixelArtDragon: Oh, it's DARING you
Ragnarakk: Eh... Could be bigger
YeetTheRich_: this is human soup now
Vonbane: you get a guaranteed good roll at least
electra310: Get in!
NightValien28: sauce sauce sauce
DiscordianTokkan: I remember that Kids in the Hall sketch!
PixelArtDragon: You won't fit in the armor
ContingentCat: watch it just makes your skin bigger
Ragnarakk: youre so friggin dead
thraximore: lrrWOW
johnalogue: without the armor? Will it fit?
YeetTheRich_: holy shit what
BusTed: FBtouchdown
johnalogue: IT WORKED?!
sporkraptor: OF COURSE
atinyspacemarine: the fuck
Lysander_Gustav: hey! It worked
NightValien28: not punished????????????
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
mtvcdm: how did this work
sporkraptor: *headdesk*
SnackPak_: giant baker!
DeM0nFiRe: Sound reasoning
DiscordianTokkan: I want a cup of that Baker's YEAST
Mysticman89: but what of square cube laws
ArmadilloAL: wait....we only have muscles in our arms?
TheMerricat: The author of this book has to have ghost written Dumb and Dumber, you can't prove they didn't.
Sogheim: why, you would have to grind bones to bake bread at that size
Dog_of_Myth: Do Pot, Get Swole.
Snowcookies: what is this game
thraximore: This book is something else
NightValien28: pacific rim those dragons
rosesmcgee: suck it Charles Atlas
djalternative: build our own bakery for giants
ForOhForError: SOUPED UP
RoastedGravy: He'd be too big to make cannoli!
sporkraptor: you're now a giant himbo, but you'll never bake again
Lord_ZYRK: Being an unstoppable giant just isn't sustainable in the long run HahaShrugLeft seabatTROG HahaShrugRight
Akaiatana: SOUPER MAN
DiscordianTokkan: yessss
mtvcdm: so vascular
Lysander_Gustav: oh god you're right
Lysander_Gustav: You are Souper Man
noSmokeFire: get me a cup of that gnome's soup
thraximore: I want a cup of that man's soup!
Earthenone: no wonder olympic athletes cant use pot!
hexy_lexy: @Akaiatana BOO
YeetTheRich_: you do the vince mcmahon power walk out of the soup
NewtyNewts: It made you thiccer
Tiber727: But a 90 ft baker is a great marketing opportunity!
Kramburger: It makes you taller and huger, it's literally everything Vince wants
TheMerricat: Chat soon we won't need power armor :D
DiscordianTokkan: @Earthenone seabatClap
ContingentCat: yeah it's decorative muscle size
Korolan: all I wanna do... Is see you turn into... a Giant Baker! A GIANT BAKER!
rosesmcgee: I want a cup of that man's bisque
ArcOfTheConclave: Prof Mirror: He's so BIG!
Lord_ZYRK: "If you got jacked up on soup, turn to 96B"
YeetTheRich_: ah
ContingentCat: UM
hexy_lexy: vaguely erotic
Ragnarakk: GODDAMN IT
FITorion: he's totally going to serve that soup... your "bath water"
Lysander_Gustav: more slippery things
saucemaster5000: lube up!
noSmokeFire: "could it lubricate my muscles?"
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
DiscordianTokkan: The lube helped on the suit before!
PixelArtDragon: Vague erotic
sporkraptor: ?????? noooooooooo
PharaohBender27: !adult
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RoastedGravy: Kreygasm
sporkraptor: how is this going to kill you
VoodontWoW: Nonono
HorusFive: WOW I came in at JUST the right time seabatClap lrrBEEJ
PixelArtDragon: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
TheMerricat: vaguely erotic entries in this book series?
mtvcdm: lrrFINE
Fanklok: It's honey
YeetTheRich_: gotta lubricate when you put it in the soup too often
Lysander_Gustav: I want the slipperiest armor around
ghyllnox: This guy has lubricant and enlargement soup?
noSmokeFire: neebler the gnome knows lube
HorusFive: [it was totally glue]
NightValien28: how do you repair an oven with glue
saucemaster5000: take a squirt!
Seth_Erickson: He was right about the bot
NightValien28: why do you repair oven with glue
PixelArtDragon: Squirting device!
Sarah_Serinde: ghyllnox I mean, if you're going to have one...
Seth_Erickson: pot*
djalternative: how about "one more spluge of lubricant"?
sporkraptor: yeah, you've got the magic luck rock
ToastyLoaff: this guy seems trusting
ContingentCat: no consequences here!
DiscordianTokkan: Lubeseller, I want your SLIPPERIEST Lube "You can't handle my lube! It might be glue. Seriously, don't."
ElementalAlchemist: "huge squirter"
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
YeetTheRich_: what the fuck
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
BusTed: Hey, nice.
PharaohBender27: :O It actually worked!
sporkraptor: ??????
Ragnarakk: hey nice yo
Ferisar: we squirtin?
VoodontWoW: Get out of the horny kitchen already
Seth_Erickson: See how dare you second guess this man
ContingentCat: never punished
YeetTheRich_: he can't keep getting away with this
NarishmaReborn: We're a BAKER and everything in the BAKERY has been good... weird
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHubris
sporkraptor: you're huge and lubed and ready to brube
PixelArtDragon: The book is setting you up for some POWERFUL losses
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHubris
hexy_lexy: please never aim a nozel of a huge squirter at me
Borgrim_: huge squirter get!
johnalogue: we're in this room with a SERIAL KILLER baker
rosesmcgee: hurtin for a squir... nvm
korvys: Oh, the dude's french-ish, right? Horny on Pain
Aceofkings72: got any rolls wioth that loaf ya got there
Kramburger: Lubing ub like Big E before a Rumble
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like there's no gravity.
sporkraptor: defeat the dragons with the POWER OF POTATO
korvys: Horny on Pain (de campagne)
YeetTheRich_: your kitchens have doors? Kappa
Garfman314: Adam "Strong Bad" Savidan
hexy_lexy: "theres an exit in the back" im sure there is
RoastedGravy: Nice and toasty.
opal_moth: the witch was secretly his wife
shendaras: That's why there was only one squirt of lubricant left.
noSmokeFire: born in the bakery, die in the bakery. that's the bakelife
PixelArtDragon: No wonder the imps keep getting in, you don't lock the door
ContingentCat: neibler needs to learn about a work life balance
DiscordianTokkan: @shendaras FUCK I was taking a sip! Hahaha
YeetTheRich_: why would he not?
serramarkov: Food is love.
fastlane250: thiccbread
HorusFive: lude
RoastedGravy: They got nice buns in the bakery. Kreygasm
noSmokeFire: never had a thicc bread/
spethycakes: get that bread
sporkraptor: bakery section is basically porn
ContingentCat: don't kinkshame them Paul
ElementalAlchemist: I'm sensing some projection
opal_moth: do not corrupt our sweet innocent paul
sporkraptor: cat pee
hexy_lexy: its VAGUELY erotic, paul, not OVERTLY erotic :p
jchinnock: Kitchens is a good place to quench your thirst
spethycakes: I mean, bread can be nice buns
ElementalAlchemist: "aware of fresh air"
Earthenone: maybe the smell will pay off in the next book
DiscordianTokkan: You're a baker, yeast is home
thraximore: gnome BO
ElementalAlchemist: "Ah! The concept of fresh air! I remember!"
hexy_lexy: LUL
BusTed: Uh ohhh
YeetTheRich_: this is not what I expected
CaptainSpam: UM.
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bytecaster: Amazing
sporkraptor: ! ???? !!!!
NotCainNorAbel: maybe it is Ted
ContingentCat: ya think? important? nahhh
ElementalAlchemist: Oh no! My heart! I need that for my blood!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RoastedGravy: Thinking positive!
YeetTheRich_: these eggs seem really big for this griffin?
DiscordianTokkan: escher3THUMBSUP
sporkraptor: I was right, it *was* cat pee
HorusFive: Yeah- lrrEFF that Imp
PharaohBender27: escher3THUMBSUP
Akaiatana: WHAT'S ON ME AAAH
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did that griffin lay those eggs? because that looks very painful.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah GCU I was about to say :D
Kramburger: Seduce the Griffan
sporkraptor: she's intelligent, and she built *that* nest? um
Sarah_Serinde: That must have required...fortitude
Garfman314: maybe it's the kiwi problem
KV1NN4: she did better than most pigeons as far as nests go
Mysticman89: are you going to amte with the griffen
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
SkylerRingtail: The pants off it you say? Kappa
MAPBoardgames: monkeys in chat, not so lucky.
DiscordianTokkan: The gnomes dipped the eggs in the soup pot
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, no! she doesn't have any pants!
Kramburger: Adam Savidan is a bard confirmed
noSmokeFire: griffins have long been friends to the bakers
opal_moth: host a baby shower for her
DiamondMX: Adam is rolling to seduce the griffin?
MungoDude: what would happen if Adam charmed the pants off a pair of pants?
fastlane250: Charm the pants on, then off. Somehow.
lirazel64: I refuse to comment
SoundGuy0dB: Hey guys, hello from hospital - broke my femur where ot attaches to my hip - fell badly when I slipped on a wet Mcdonalds floor!
Arclight_Dynamo: *Rolls a 1* "Hey, Griffon, wanna boink?"
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
ToastyLoaff: "Do you come here often?"
YeetTheRich_: eastern european griffin
jchinnock: “Want to visit my kitchen?”
saucemaster5000: everything's abraxis now
Ferisar: soup can griffin
lirazel64: @soundguy0db OH NO!
Lord_ZYRK: She has such a beautiful speaking voice
YeetTheRich_: piotr griffin
Aceofkings72: whatcha selling?
sporkraptor: that's such a bad nest.
Ciennas0219: She very franch, I see.
sporkraptor: use the ice machine!!
opal_moth: awww
DiscordianTokkan: "Please, My wets, they need dusting"
bytecaster: Luck stone!
MadWolf1290: it is not ALWAYS good
Kramburger: We set the nest on fire
Pteraspidomorphi: Please don't fart on the eggs
DiscordianTokkan: It's "Always positive"
PharaohBender27: Low seems the generally be good
Vonbane: you get auto good
Mysticman89: thermodynamics
YeetTheRich_: thermodynamics adam
TheEmeraldOrc: eggs in the oven
YeetTheRich_: duh
DeM0nFiRe: If this game was that smart about this specifically that would be hilarious
Lithobraker: We grab the eggs and throw them in the baker's oven
opal_moth: there is an oven....
noSmokeFire: that's the second law of thermodynamics, yeah
Earthenone: put them in the oven?
Kramburger: Set her on fire and she'll be warm for the rest of her life
sporkraptor: thembodynamics
Lord_ZYRK: You could've stopped before "thermodynamics" MiniK
Mysticman89: just rattle off the laws of thermodynamics
Manae: Adam, I've known plenty of engineers that you could fit in with just fine looks-wise
lirazel64: @soundguy0db Are you going to be OK?
NotCainNorAbel: kind of; all of my professors had beards
hexy_lexy: thermodynamics?! AH MUH HAND
NarishmaReborn: just don't try opening your freezer to cool your room
SoundGuy0dB: at least I have the streams to keep me going - am on morphine and codine & hospital wifi is surprisingly letting me watch streams
ContingentCat: well you are known for having the biggest brain
Ferisar: m'griffin
justthorne: i mean, he doesn't need to, he's hot enough on his own!
DoctorHutch: ther-gnome-dynamics is dangerous stuff
HorusFive: Actual spit-take on that one
hexy_lexy: LUL i love you adam
YeetTheRich_: babushka griffin
Fanklok: I went to get some water, the griffon is cool?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: those eggs are gonna get boiled.
sporkraptor: yeeesssss
DeM0nFiRe: if human has warm
Earthenone: she is in her nest, demand her as a reward! free the genie!
SoundGuy0dB: @lirazel64 op went well to re-attach with a screw & plate but recovery will be a long process
opal_moth: welcome to fantasy costco
vellebastet: Adam lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiamondMX: Take the eggs.
YeetTheRich_: put the eggs in the gnome soup
MAPBoardgames: I understand the griffin drops a sweet katana.
Garfman314: "pick of the litter" literaly
BusTed: I've got a flying machine!
Earthenone: gatcha time?
Fanklok: It's a time capsule
ElementalAlchemist: The capsule can have anything in it! It can even be a flying machine!
SquareDotCube: sounds like a hard pill to swallow
sporkraptor: now let's see how it kills you
YeetTheRich_: it's a snowglobe
sporkraptor: it's an alien
ghyllnox: It's a gatcha
DiamondMX: The something turns out to be weapons grade plutonium. Boom.
opal_moth: its a suppository
fastlane250: froosh
ghyllnox: Lollll
MAPBoardgames: Do they draw the picture first or write the story first?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
NewtyNewts: It was almost a gacha
SoundGuy0dB: lol
YeetTheRich_: wow you let the gnome out of the jar
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: take the eggs, hold them hostage to get the griffon to fight the dragons for you
sporkraptor: and then he shoots you
DiamondMX: He's in a jar?
TheMerricat: Says the guy who just got into SOUP
Earthenone: we got into a pot convinced it would make us stronger
ContingentCat: wat
YeetTheRich_: oh wow
Fanklok: Nice
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! Actually useful
YeetTheRich_: a good thing
ghyllnox: Does a lot of.... "waste" fall out as well?
Fanklok: Good pick Paul
DiscordianTokkan: Ted Dragon: Fake
SoundGuy0dB: sweet
vellebastet: oh God what if all of your upgrades are illusions?
NewtyNewts: Good job Ted!
bytecaster: The gnome just tells you matter of factly: "There is no dragon named Ted"
NarishmaReborn: so if we hadn't found this guy, would we start the last battle and find that half the stuff we brought is illusions?
Vonbane: is it 151 or 15 I?
MAPBoardgames: Well I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the weapons won't hurt. The bad news: all of the the weapons are illusions.
sporkraptor: "I disbelieve" *poke* "nope, that one's real. next!"
YeetTheRich_: *slaps minotaur* oh it's real
Kazman20a: 148a looks like a bazuka must be a trap
Fanklok: Beej the genius
NewtyNewts: Beej got the joke, I guess
Earthenone: 10?!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
SoundGuy0dB: @sporkraptor loved classic chaos
sporkraptor: how many of them will kill you
Fanklok: Quick drop a save
NewtyNewts: Hmm... I remember something about a list in order and coffins...
Mysticman89: which one gives you tetinus
RoastedGravy: Is this gonna be the sarcophagus thing?
TheMerricat: Just in case it matters for note taking that gnomish tester entry is 15 i @LoadingReadyRun
Earthenone: F5
Easilycrazyhat: Didn't we do this with coffins? XD
TheMerricat: 151 is just an art page
ToastyLoaff: it kills you on the first one
johnalogue: 10 items, 1 will be useful, the rest will kill you or do nothing
sporkraptor: it's... obviously useless? I mean, you could at least bean a draconid with it?
YeetTheRich_: did it clean up the lube?
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a push your luck thing isn't it
amam741: Riveting game design decision here
MAPBoardgames: They are all good. Take them all!
YeetTheRich_: 10 is gonna kill us
ToastyLoaff: I say stop just short of 10
YeetTheRich_: calling it now
frank_the_great: Surely there's gonna be something bad, right?
Seth_Erickson: I hope they're all useless
sporkraptor: you have been given the deed to a castle in the countryside
Easilycrazyhat: yes
ContingentCat: yes
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
YeetTheRich_: what
ToastyLoaff: an imp
ContingentCat: huh
YeetTheRich_: fuck you book
Earthenone: net positive
NewtyNewts: On the whole, 5 armor positivve
frank_the_great: +5, yeah!
sporkraptor: "long instrument below capsule" = gun
YeetTheRich_: yoooo
sporkraptor: it's a rifle
DiscordianTokkan: That's an RPG yep
BusTed: *foomp*
MAPBoardgames: I thought the whole game was an RPG
HorusFive: lrrCOW
YeetTheRich_: remember: we are a massive idiot
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Earthenone: looney tunes time
ContingentCat: oh no
hexy_lexy: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: So it's definitely a bazooka then
vellebastet: sykLaugh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that tracks
ElementalAlchemist: You use the bazooka as a digeridoo. It works mediocrely.
sporkraptor: dying
DiscordianTokkan: LLLIBERATED
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW katesLol
Snowcookies: wow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: LIBERATED
frank_the_great: KEKW
SoundGuy0dB: lol
FITorion: and RPG in an RPG?
ToastyLoaff: They usually have an arrow at the side you point with
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe this one makes mechanical imps
SoundGuy0dB: this end towards dragon
MAPBoardgames: Option L: you fear for your life
NewtyNewts: Which means multiple times!
ghyllnox: Oh well that's what we do anyways
Sarah_Serinde: Ah so we've had them with us this whole time :D
sporkraptor: ? Random Gnome: Helps You
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
mtvcdm: The gnome that we've had all game goes public
thraximore: So nothing changes LUL
YeetTheRich_: they comittee should really have known better and given us this gnome earlier
PharaohBender27: O_o
Lord_ZYRK: "The entire chamber bursts into flames" Rye: "This is fine"
BusTed: tqsFine
RoastedGravy: What if the dragon is all just a ploy? Maybe the gnomes are secretly planning a surprise birthday party for you. Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Enjoy your VAC ban
DiamondMX: It's all good :)
sporkraptor: no this is fine
Sogheim: you didn't go straight to D, I'll allow it
Sarah_Serinde: The spirit of the thing is to have fun. We're having fun :D
sporkraptor: this book is garbage
Earthenone: we have an illusion tester to test the dragon at least :)
DiscordianTokkan: Move Along Home, famous Deep Space 9 episode
Ciennas0219: Wait, 148 Canadian?
ContingentCat: at this point it's fine
Lord_ZYRK: Instead of dragging things out just get to the part where you get the D
saucemaster5000: yeah -- we're here for fun, not rules
frank_the_great: It's late here, so I'm game to say "fuck it"
thraximore: It absolutely is against the spirit, but that's good with me
RealGamerCow: Was this the book with the actual nuclear device?
Garfman314: pocket an RPG
johnalogue: @roastedgravy a lot of chances for instant death if that's the goal
NewtyNewts: As in, inflatable launcher? It throws inflatable things?
Snowcookies: it throws a bomb
Lord_ZYRK: What are you, The Mask?
thraximore: Has there EVER been someone who actually plays these books legit?
ToastyLoaff: Bag of holding
NotCainNorAbel: is that a blow up device in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
MAPBoardgames: Is that a bazooka in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
SoundGuy0dB: nice
PharaohBender27: PREACH!
vellebastet: PREACH!
ContingentCat: YES
frank_the_great: We've got video game pocket space
Fanklok: Leon Kennedy pocketed several RPGs when you played RE4 Adam
HorusFive: They CAN give a dress pockets. They just don't
Earthenone: is one of our gnomes named poket?
ToastyLoaff: Dress Pocket Liberty!
NewtyNewts: You give it to the gnome named Pocket
bytecaster: All of the gnomes want to carry it for you and you just pocket it. The gnomes all look very sad
Sogheim: @RealGamerCow wait, nuclear device???
sporkraptor: Ted Pockets
YeetTheRich_: no.
BusTed: 🤔
mtvcdm: I like your steam-powered armor! 'Thanks! It has pockets!'
SkylerRingtail: The most dangerous dildo
DiscordianTokkan: The gnome HOOPS it?!
MungoDude: you hand it to your good friend, "Pocket"
Garfman314: adam, don't put the RPG up your butt
YeetTheRich_: !badadvice
LRRbot: Oil your manual.
Earthenone: lick it!
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
SoundGuy0dB: prison wallet
DiamondMX: I believe bazookas are flared. Butt-safe.
Fanklok: Nothing bad can happen right
johnalogue: now we know what a magnet is?
BusTed: We have a thing to separate things from our armor, right?
amam741: Canonically, magnets haven’t down anything bad to us
saucemaster5000: radiation poisoning
NewtyNewts: Wonder what it'll do...
Vonbane: nothing bad can happen?
RoastedGravy: Glowing magnet? Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh.
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Seth_Erickson: This doesn't happen though right
Vonbane: you get a free undo though
sporkraptor: yep
YeetTheRich_: oh good catch
DiamondMX: Yeah, it gave you 5hp
sporkraptor: also, doesn't the stone reverse a decision?
YeetTheRich_: welp
ToastyLoaff: You got Full Healed
SoundGuy0dB: gonna shoot off now, was fun & will catch up on the VOD
Seth_Erickson: but also the gnome they sent us lets us retcon this anyway
TheMerricat: loop for infinity hp :P
Lysander_Gustav: sure why not
ToastyLoaff: Designers missed a lot of glitches
amam741: I’ll allow it
sporkraptor: it explodes
mtvcdm: Ignore the gnome because we've gone full into a gnome build to begin with
sporkraptor: and kills you
DeM0nFiRe: I dont think this run will be accepted on the leaderboards
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Pteraspidomorphi: Why does it glow?
Klandox: Its like a Tool assisted Speed run with cheats allowed bleedPurple
amam741: We maxed out Gnome in character creation
HorusFive: This is a kill, right?
Vonbane: woot flying machine
Lysander_Gustav: oh, thanks for that!
thraximore: Everyone starts these books intending not to cheat. Invariably, that feeling does not hold.
BusTed: mmhm
YeetTheRich_: fucks sake
NewtyNewts: Leonard.
DiscordianTokkan: Da Gninci
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
ContingentCat: wow
saucemaster5000: lenny, buddy....
sporkraptor: hhnnnngggghhhhh
HorusFive: nope
RoastedGravy: NotLikeThis
JamieAllOver2: Da Gninci code
Fanklok: Meester Ryye
Seth_Erickson: nah you get blasted if you try to fight dragons in the air
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like...we're quite a lot heavier than a gnome
Arclight_Dynamo: "As an idiot, I am willing to try!"
TheMerricat: are all gnomes psuedolatino now? :D
Sarah_Serinde: Especially with our armour on
sporkraptor: yep, you're gonna die
YeetTheRich_: "so we have a list here with public domain people. put all of these into the book, printers close in 2 hours"
Sogheim: wow it carries the whole armor?
Seth_Erickson: Dragons are great at fighting while flying or so I'm told
Sogheim: and our 68 gnomes?
Earthenone: everyone knows dragons dont look up!
Seth_Erickson: Not a single person has ever heard Leonardo Davinci so
TheMerricat: So this negates the imp double sized
Fanklok: My work here is done
Lord_ZYRK: We've actually got this brass disc engraved with audio recorded by Davinci himself *puts on record player* "eeey eet's meee, Devinceee"
TheMerricat: 25
YeetTheRich_: @Lord_ZYRK LUL
NewtyNewts: Huh... isn't that nice of them. Feeding you while you're solving a machine.
HorusFive: It doesn't matter- because we have a rocket launcher. And everything we can't blow up is an insta-kill
ContingentCat: I just noticed Beej's chair, is it new and is it the same as Kathneen's new green chair?
sporkraptor: immediately plummeting to your death
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
sporkraptor: the gnome caddys will take it
MAPBoardgames: I stick the flying machine into my pocket
Lysander_Gustav: so it's up to 2 things?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the LRR folk.
TheMerricat: in POWER ARMOR
YeetTheRich_: is this conformation that we will continue next week?
stormcooper256: we have an ice machine and a gnome flying machine now?
PharaohBender27: Party300
YeetTheRich_: *confirmation
VoodontWoW: HahaShrugMiddle
ContingentCat: wit a hang glider made for gnomes
Mysticman89: so it sounds like the final battle just a standard battle but with presumably big numbers, that you could conceivably win through sheer luck and good rolls
bytecaster: Not only hang glide, hang glide well enough to fight a dragon
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Thanks for the great story.
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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electra310: Flying machines and ice cubes, we're ready!
HorusFive: Flying power armor with a rocket launcher. Are we a Gundam now? MrDestructoid100
Ciennas0219: Whee!
sporkraptor: I pateronize you! lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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YeetTheRich_: yesss
VoodontWoW: Thanks guys!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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johnalogue: right, we were flying *in full power armor*
Earthenone: ice machine, flying machine, and illusion tester are the ones i have noted that will affect the end fight
electra310: Thanks for the stream, it was awesome!
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: bye youtube
saucemaster5000: cheers!
Ciennas0219: Bye!
korvys: If you give them $10, Beej will thank you personally *wiggles eyebrows*
bytecaster: This was fun!
sporkraptor: l8tr!
Seth_Erickson: ok byeeee
NewtyNewts: Good show everyone!
frank_the_great: This was a lot of fun, night all!
NewtyNewts: We still supposed to be live?
NotCainNorAbel: Progress, right...we had progress
johnalogue: steampunk power armor is among the heavier kinds, too
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until_may: Adam your Brain is all knowing
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PharaohBender27: Will probably have to see the VOD for the next episode, since third Monday of the month's when I have to help with my union local's monthly audit
stormcooper256: you're welcome, i came in for the last hour and that is why it went better haha
frank_the_great: You should have gnome
remyjette: corn mazes are fun!
saucemaster5000: I like mazes...
MungoDude: I kinda like mazes
DiscordianTokkan: The ONLY good thing about Corn Mazes, is that you hang out with friends and drink before, or after
stormcooper256: I have worked in a haunted corn maze and that was awesome
Vonbane: only 2 insta deaths, not bad
until_may: The process of adams decision making is a maze on its own
Lithobraker: Mazes are just glass jars without the walls
Ciijay: Isn't that what escape rooms are?
BusTed: It was good times.
DeM0nFiRe: Very fun
sporkraptor: I won the maze!
DEATHlikescats: that's not a maze, that's a job
NotCainNorAbel: yeah, love this
YeetTheRich_: more
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes :D
DiscordianTokkan: This WAS fun!
MungoDude: I don't think they're as interesting to read/hear about as to do
HorusFive: seabatClap
spethycakes: supes fun
PharaohBender27: Yes!
RoastedGravy: It was fun!
vellebastet: Yes! lrrHEART lrrHEART
sporkraptor: yes/no
MungoDude: I had fun
ContingentCat: yes!
TheAinMAP: @NewtyNewts Yes. That was the sign off for the YouTube VoD.
johnalogue: Corn mazes: Another way Americans justify our sheer volume of pointless corn
DEATHlikescats: very
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is playing Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers, which I'm not convinced is a real thing. Game: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:05 from now).
Ciijay: Escape rooms are like mazes without the fluff
YeetTheRich_: what
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KWardJenx: I'm glad he can't see the tears rolling down my cheek, after all the hurtful things Adam said about liking mazes.
BirdSorcerer: good times
sporkraptor: it was *deeply* aggravating, but I laughed a lot, so
electra310: Yes!
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DiscordianTokkan: Yu-Gi-O'Clock!
DEATHlikescats: yoooooo
DarkMorford: THE MAD LAD
RoastedGravy: Oh no.
vellebastet: What??
RoastedGravy: OH NO.
ElementalAlchemist: on motorcycles?
Snowcookies: wow
MAPBoardgames: 5D's nutz
sporkraptor: whaaaaat
vellebastet: OMG
korvys: Yu-gi-oh mario cart?
ContingentCat: Cheer69 thanks lads
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds wheelie interesting.
Sogheim: card games on motorcycles!
YeetTheRich_: his name is wheeler! he is a trained duelist!
NewtyNewts: Card Games on Motorcycles
NonjaBiru: Card games on motorcycles!
BusTed: Recently released.
vellebastet: Huh
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
DoodlestheGreat: So, for about a month...
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
xantos69: Yep It is GOOD.
HorusFive: LUL
BusTed: It looks like a worthy successor to 2.
Ciennas0219: I tried to play that game again recently. I had let it alone for a few years. It is now pleasantly incomprehensible to me. Duel Monsters has completely lost me.
Styxseus: Yeees, an actual one! and not the moba one!
YeetTheRich_: i saw an exploit video that looked fun
Styxseus: This has some issues, but is like 2 but more
DeM0nFiRe: The 3rd I think only just came out on Steam (was Stadia only for a bit)
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
RoastedGravy: They also made a third Terminator.
raulghoulia: George Lucas is in it
djalternative: No one has played it yet. Brand new
DiscordianTokkan: @RoastedGravy Terminator Dark Fate? Yeah, it ruled
Easilycrazyhat: Return to Baby
TheMerricat: @Mysticman89 So the final battle is really complicated but once everything has been worked out then yes it's just regular combat rolls between your army and the dragon army.
62MGcobra: @RoastedGravy and forth and fifth....
MrsLlante: Thanks so much! Honestly made my morning :) Thanks expecially to Adam for being so awesome
SquareDotCube: They made a third awful TMNT movie too!
Vonbane: Bronson Pinchot returns in 3 though...
Sarah_Serinde: There is nothing left in this game for Adam anymore :D
CururuGuasu: More sludge baby!
YeetTheRich_: adam is just afraid of the puppets Kappa
johnalogue: what?!
Ciennas0219: Just cut it there, I guess?
electra310: RIP beeeg lady
johnalogue: They kill the giant lady?! What's even the point, then?
BusTed: tqsShrug
SquareDotCube: Yeah that was Far Cry 3 for me
Lysander_Gustav: don't worry, there's fanfic
ContingentCat: ooooo
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh, Paul and Heather!
DeM0nFiRe: That should be fun
hexy_lexy: new Pif?!?! :D
YeetTheRich_: in this game, unlike other RE games, dead people mostly stay dead
DEATHlikescats: I hope big lady comes back. everything in RE does
BusTed: By the makers of A Way Out
misskale: Oh no
Easilycrazyhat: It's weirdly dark
electra310: Oh, fun! Finally a PiF on a game I actually have, that is cool!
Lithobraker: Omg It takes two is WILD
RealGamerCow: Oh this is SO GOOD
DiscordianTokkan: Adam Sagrada
BusTed: They're playing famous game Savidan.
RealGamerCow: Sagrada is beautiful
saucemaster5000: nice! That's a game in my collection I played exactly once, had a fine time, and never played again
YeetTheRich_: adam sagradan
RealGamerCow: Nope, didn't like that
DiscordianTokkan: Pfft
DarkMorford: Isn't Sagrada some kind of slushy wine beverage? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: @DarkMorford Now I wanna try Grappa slushies
Mysticman89: It'll be neat to see more than 1 session of its takes two, everyone I've seen did one session and then scheduling didn't work for their partner
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you'll have a free Amonkhet draft waiting for you
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DEATHlikescats: you three working together to make this fun
DEATHlikescats: PrideRise PrideLove PridePog KPOPfan
DiscordianTokkan: 96? Ecin
Arclight_Dynamo: Paper Mario and Flat Luigi.
HorusFive: That's how they getcha
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Snowcookies: wow
NotCainNorAbel: what year?
DeM0nFiRe: 17nice
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
DEATHlikescats: every year
ContingentCat: remember when we thought it would be 2 weeks
BusTed: seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
Revelations520: yeee soup
sporkraptor: also insta-die several times
electra310: Yay!
serramarkov: Imagine fighting dragons.
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream.
HorusFive: Fairymound was "You wake up"
Lord_ZYRK: Best case scenario: the ending is entirely whelming
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART
HorusFive: buy!
sporkraptor: byeeeee
Snowcookies: bye!
ElementalAlchemist: see ya next time
PharaohBender27: o/ lrrHEART
Lithobraker: To the VOD!
TheMerricat: Chat, you all are awesome! Be safe, be well, and be happy!
serramarkov: Despite the fact my camera is not on, I too wave goodbye.
Snowcookies: I sometimes wave goodbye
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight, everyone!
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Goodnight!
ContingentCat: I regularly say goodnight aloud yeah
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
Snowcookies: omg Paul
DeM0nFiRe: Wow that is interesting LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Haha okay that's cute though
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Snowcookies: Night Paul
serramarkov: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Good night Paul.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: lrrHEART
TheMerricat: It's repeatable too. :D
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
xantos69: Night Paul!
mtvcdm: So you could just go to the ending
mtvcdm: If you can find the ending you can just go there
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm ah but here's the snag, the ending doesn't have artwork. :D
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Repeatable? When its power burns out? After you use it?
Sarah_Serinde: That was a question mark too many but sure, brain
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde spoilers but the part that Paul didn't read out loud is "Every time you come back to this area to get a helmet you must re-figure it out using the Gnomish Machinery Figure-Out Chart. "
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh got it :D