BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is playing Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers, which I'm not convinced is a real thing. Game: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (5m from now).
pogo162: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is playing Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers, which I'm not convinced is a real thing. Game: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (1m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: yo
maniac_fish: howdy
Didero: Hello!
Didero: Doesn't happen often that I get to catch a Wheeler stream
TXC2: indeed
benjamin_wheeler: get ready for the worst stream in LRR history
TXC2: don't threaten me with a good time
YeetTheRich_: my body is ready
Harvest25: Wait. No Mine O'Clock
TXC2: no, but we have Wheeler instead
Didero: I only barely know what Yu-Gi-Oh even is, but I'm sure it'll all be extremely clear to me at the end of this stream
accountmadeforants: Is this the game that will breakie Wheeler?
YeetTheRich_: his name is wheeler! he is a trained duelist!
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TehAmelie: i have read like the first ten weeks of the Yugioh manga when it came out, i'm sure it'll be easy to catch up right
accountmadeforants: Speaking of monkeys:
TehAmelie: also, should there be no sound?
YeetTheRich_: this is the sound of the shadow realm
Banana_Swonk: hihu
Banana_Swonk: hihi
TXC2: hello Banana_Swonk welcome
rasterscan: We return to the pit of madness.
rasterscan: YuGiOh.
benjamin_wheeler: @TehAmelie everything as [;ammed
Banana_Swonk: going live message was dice friends? but title says yugioh
accountmadeforants: Oh, and for anyone who plays Arena but hasn't been following the news: Jumpstart's delayed, but we're getting three drafts where the first entry is free (each!), right now is Amonkhet Remastered.
benjamin_wheeler: planned even
TehAmelie: *sweat drop*
PMAvers: Oh, you think we're in the same pit? Note the game.
Spluuga: I may have fallen into the yugioh hole again v.v
YeetTheRich_: the trap hole as we call it
cidalfos: Can’t be Adam on dice friends, he’s playing on his own channel right now.
Spluuga: I bought a bunch of the new god decks..
TXC2: here we GO!
accountmadeforants: The Pendulum Zone of No Escape
TheMerricat: Wheelie Breakers is based on the 5D cartoon, so I'm assuming it'll be part racer part card game?
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
TehAmelie: halo!
djalternative: Going fast makes me feel alive! My heart beats in hyperdrive!
QuixoticScrivener: A wild Wheeler has appeared!
rabbitgta: bonus wheeler is best wheeler!
olio22: oh my god
Didero: Hello!
accountmadeforants: Wait, is the card on the shirt foil, or is that just compression artifacts?
GapFiller: not the type to clean yr glasses w/ a shirt eh Wheels?
FadedOverseer: oh god that shirt
Sibwow: glad i made it
TehAmelie: i had an extremely greasy glasses day last month. i wonder if it's some part of climate change we have to get used to
TXC2: that shirt is a crime and you know it Wheeler Kappa
Sibwow: hi its great to be here
YeetTheRich_: this stream is a shitpost
Didero: Wasn't loud here
TehAmelie: barely audible
olio22: we don't hear anything
GapFiller: Today we have Better James
QuixoticScrivener: Card games on motorcycles!
TheMerricat: Actually almost quiet, as if it were coming from your headphones
FadedOverseer: where did you get that shirt wheeler?
xythrogar: It can't be worse than Adam's Putt Putt stream
PMAvers: Mostly James?
TXC2: !vod
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olio22: *Everyone disliked that*
Spluuga: I heard there's a new yugioh game coming too :P
maxthefourth: I for one am ready for the descent into madness
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KingKuPaa: please no harm, sir
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accountmadeforants: xythrogar I feel like few things can be better than the Putt Putt stream, but hey.
hamahimana: wheelerMonkey
YeetTheRich_: cardgame-boy, you're on
PMAvers: Senor Cardgame
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2657 patrons for a total of $19,640.61 per month.
thegitrogsquirrel: Ben Wheeler Breakers
Countjondi: isn't that the actual racing game?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: They CALL him, Wheelie-Breakers.
TXC2: what isn't there a category for on twitch ? :p
accountmadeforants: You are currently the Top Streamer for YGO5D'sWB (you are also the only one)
hexy_lexy: Benjamin "Wheelie Breaker" Wheeler
hamahimana: i hope Ben/Joey Wheelie breaking
itsr67: I'm so ready
itsr67: duel runner
YeetTheRich_: vroom-zooms
accountmadeforants: Cardyachts with wheels
lostindagame: d wheels or duel runner
hamahimana: vroomy zoomies
TehAmelie: zippitywhizbangs?
TXC2: getting out of hand and into the graveyard !
PaleGreySky: pump up the volume, pump up the volume, dance, dance.
TheMerricat: "Seventeen years prior, a reactor called Moment within the city malfunctioned and caused a great earthquake that split the city in two parts: Satellite, the rundown and poverty-stricken part (also the former Domino City), and Neo Domino City, the wealthier and urban part. In order to keep the two areas separate, access to the city from the Satellite is strictly prohibited and can result in imprisonment.
TheMerricat: Yusei Fudo, an aspiring duelist from Satellite, builds his own Duel Runner (D-Wheel in the Japanese version), but his best friend Jack Atlas betrays him and steals his vehicle along with his most precious monster, Stardust Dragon, escaping to Neo Domino.
Spluuga: we are driving to the extra zone?
TXC2: holy PS2 batman
Fanboy_of_Bolas: *clap*clap*
YeetTheRich_: insert coin
hamahimana: Thats awesome
olio22: wow
hexy_lexy: oh, this is gonna be A TREAT
TehAmelie: are we employing the 5 "D's" of Dodgeball?
accountmadeforants: That's got big "That goose looking down on you" energy
olio22: the wii??
YeetTheRich_: is this a garfield kart knock-off?
eshplode: Other video games were a mistake. This one was not.
themlin: feels like hot wheels bf5
mostlikeakumquat: oh what a wonderful day to finally catch a live stream :D
accountmadeforants: YeetTheRich_ It is in fact a Richard Garfield Card deriviative
TehAmelie: about 60& Akira, not a bad start
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL
TXC2: that person got paid to say that
YeetTheRich_: @accountmadeforants fuck LUL
Sibwow: hell yeah
TheMerricat: lol
PMAvers: Ian pulls out the cable crimpers.
olio22: LMAO
Fanboy_of_Bolas: WOOO
hexy_lexy: WHAT
TXC2: accountmadeforants SlowClap.wav
themlin: this can only go well
Hewdra: What's up what the hell are we playing
ShadyLantern: oh wow it's a racing game
Didero: James
Sibwow: james
Countjondi: Wheelie
Fanboy_of_Bolas: James
hexy_lexy: Blames Turner
xythrogar: Stanklin
PinoGraham: James
accountmadeforants: Breakie Wheels
mostlikeakumquat: only moderately disappointed he didn't pull out the steering wheel holder for the wiimote
olio22: Bongjhammin Wheeler
Banana_Swonk: FightStickMan
Hewdra: Bennie Wheels
TXC2: remember the LRR motto: Good Enough
hamahimana: James Wheelie
QuixoticScrivener: DDDDD
Master_Gunner: James
charredspark: no steering wheel controller? smh Kappa
TehAmelie: Two Robocops
Fanboy_of_Bolas: 8
Fanboy_of_Bolas: says at the bottom
Countjondi: Ulmer-Wheeler
Didero: It's impossible to say James's name lowercase
Wolfstrike_NL: Breaky James
Gadora: James Wheelie
djalternative: Wheeler-Boy as Pegasus would say
YeetTheRich_: hole boy
Didero: "Famous Youtuber James Turner"
themlin: james drifter
Durzostarfire: TAMES JURNER
TehAmelie: Video James would be a classic
rhyme410: YuGIOH
Sibwow: is that like a hamster
YeetTheRich_: gamestur is good
olio22: Gamestur
QuixoticScrivener: “Oh crap!”
Hewdra: yesss
hexy_lexy: GAMESTUR
SrMuskrat: Garf Kart
Didero: "hole boy" would actually fit too
xythrogar: close enough
Master_Gunner: ship it!
charredspark: ach hans run, it's the gamestur
TXC2: Gamestur is 10000% a knock off game stop
PaleGreySky: Oh Christ.
Hewdra: Been spending most our lives livin' in a GAMESTUR's paradise
YeetTheRich_: you fool i am not a mere gamer! I'M A GAMESTUR
Wolfstrike_NL: Is this name ok? No, but we wil go with it anyway!
TheMerricat: Duel Runner
Sibwow: fight cycle
ArrestedHouse: please, I'm not a gamer, I'm a gamestur
YeetTheRich_: pod racer
Hewdra: bike
TehAmelie: i've had a two speed bicycle. it was weird
Hewdra: bike 2
ArcOfTheConclave: podracer
PaleGreySky: Now *this* is pod racing.
Scopesightzx: character should have been named "now this", and the runner should have been named "is podracing"
Hewdra: PURBLE
charredspark: in darkest day, in blackest night, no evil will escape gamestur
Fanboy_of_Bolas: white looks sick
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MyBuddySuperfly: yay!
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TXC2: black: the coolest colour
accountmadeforants: Does this game have Pepsi Man? :B
truemortality: Oh, I picked the right time to see what was going on on twitch
mostlikeakumquat: white has nice contrast against the background
hamahimana: white ranger
QuixoticScrivener: Motorcycle Link
olio22: no Pink Captain Falcon skin? :(
Banana_Swonk: The Zelda Shirt
Didero: I rarely know what you're talking about :p
TXC2: yeah I can see some triforce there
Banana_Swonk: tm
YeetTheRich_: you should wear bright signal colours on a motorcycle i think
ArcOfTheConclave: Kamen rider Link
Pywodwagon: It looks like an off brand squall from FF8
SrMuskrat: I think the symbol on the shirt is the five signer dragons
hamahimana: just ask james what his favorite color is? @LoadingReadyRun
PaleGreySky: Man, Viewtiful Joe fell on some rough fucking times.
TehAmelie: white is always a bold choice for motorbikin
accountmadeforants: That's just Captain Falcon
charredspark: mighty grunging gamestur rangers
Banana_Swonk: what color is carrot milk
YeetTheRich_: black or white ye
Fanboy_of_Bolas: 07
accountmadeforants: Not enough logos on his shirt
beowuuf: jlrrCarrotmilk
djalternative: I say 14
Cavemanhar: all white
hexy_lexy: im thinking Type 07
accountmadeforants: 14 yeah, for the merch
TheMerricat: Are you saying Gamestur is a white knight?
Wolfstrike_NL: Team14
rabbitgta: also kinda looks like he might work for kiaba corp
MaverickArtist: 14
charredspark: gamestur sounds like some new but already forgotten batman villain
murphyskick: 14
TXC2: I think all white is better
accountmadeforants: Cyan, yeeeee
themlin: teal is too powerful
TheTekkieman: I didn't think a shade of blue would be blinding.
QuixoticScrivener: Pink!
hamahimana: 7 is great
TehAmelie: delicious pixels
eshplode: Now that's a sponsorship opportunity waiting to happen
accountmadeforants: Pink bike is strong, yeah
accountmadeforants: Oh fuck this game's great.
Wolfstrike_NL: Jade
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5688: "I have no idea why my dog went in the poop pipe but we have to follow it in there!" —Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
charredspark: erastur
hexy_lexy: BIKESTUR
TehAmelie: it's a DUEL runner, so, Two Robocops?
hamahimana: big wheels
Banana_Swonk: BIKESTUR
mostlikeakumquat: Lady
accountmadeforants: We'll say it's the name of our bike
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Wheelster
itsr67: bikestur is strong
QuixoticScrivener: Kimberly
charredspark: e-racer
accountmadeforants: And also if people address us with that name, they're addressing the bike
SrMuskrat: Benny Wheels
PaleGreySky: 12 characters? ALSOGAMESTUR
Kaorti: @TehAmelie Inside you are two robocops.
YeetTheRich_: nermal?
Sibwow: names turner
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Sinuhbsadak: Oh god, the number is still going up.
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Didero: GAYmesTurner
PaleGreySky: I feel like going back to Games Turner is a strict downgrade at this point
olio22: Hey good job Bob
Banana_Swonk: exclamation point
YeetTheRich_: @gamesturner
accountmadeforants: "Yo stop looking at that dragon and look what's over there!"
Fanboy_of_Bolas: gotta smash that story mode
hexy_lexy: it hasnt even been 30 minutes and im already cry laughing
TehAmelie: i wonder if you have to deal with that kind of limited space when you name race horses
Pheonixlord255: 5ds was the best
themlin: this is my oc do not steal
Sibwow: wii online doesnt work any more
hexy_lexy: GAMSTUR OC do not steal
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Does. This. Game. Have. Microtransactions??
TXC2: is this a racing game or a card game?
Didero: Wait, 'Save to Wii Remote'? The Wiimote has storage?!
kemykatze: @TXC2 yes
PinoGraham: both
rabbitgta: that doesn't seem like enough cards ? NotLikeThis
olio22: Yes
Sibwow: at least one
itsr67: Yes
Pheonixlord255: both?
ArcOfTheConclave: story mode!
YeetTheRich_: why though?
ArcOfTheConclave: racing
charredspark: real beep beep vroom vroom cards?
PaleGreySky: Do you summon blue eyes in order to do blue sparks?
mostlikeakumquat: both is good
TheMerricat: from the wikipedia you use card to attack your opponents speed, when they run out of speed they drop out of the race.
Kaorti: This won't, you will :P
Wolfstrike_NL: yes, it's both and it's confusing ?
olio22: "thankfully'
eshplode: @Didero I know it let you save Miis to the controller, but I don't remember any games doing it
hexy_lexy: @YeetTheRich_ anime
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ fair
DarkMorford: @Didero A small amount, yes. Hardly any games actually used it though.
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accountmadeforants: Hey kids, hope you can read fast!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL it's so fast
hexy_lexy: Wheeler Breakies?
TXC2: spreading as we call it Kappa
Didero: good joke, streamer
Didero: Am I helping?
YeetTheRich_: LUL
TehAmelie: you don't even have time to figure out how to pronounce the green text
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wheeler is playing ...*checks notes*... Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Wheelie Breakers on this mornings Bonus Stream. I'm watching right now, and he honestly just said "I have no idea what I'm doing", so you know it's gonna be a good stream. ||
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @TXC2 ew no
Kaorti: It works on the backend is a recipe for trouble.
Kaorti: don't ask me how I know
RayFK: Oh jesus you're diving into the dark of OLDER Yugioh games?
TheMerricat: The Wiimote had 16kb of storage available, mostly the idea was you could take your controller to a friends house and pair it to their Wii so you could play against them using your 'custom characters'. I have no idea how many games actually let you use the storage.
Kaorti: less diving, more driving
TXC2: hello RayFK
RayFK: This is also probably the last time I knew what the fuck was going on with Yugioh with Synchro Summon
RayFK: Hey TXC2!
hexy_lexy: hey Jordan, guess what?! youre wonderful and amazing and loved
Didero: Who is the "I" in that LRR tweet?
RayFK: You heard it here first folks, even the slum residents can play a game in this horrible universe
ConUK21: I saw the tweet and thought that "Wheelie Breakers" was the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh deck
RayFK: Where "Satellite" is a literal garbage island
themlin: the collective I?
Sibwow: then we just do cpu vs cpu right
YeetTheRich_: shrimp?
YeetTheRich_: I have a feeling that the left guy might be the baddie
TXC2: should have painted them red
Pheonixlord255: thr ds games werent bad
tsp397: Is this Yu-Gi-Oh Garf Kart?
PaleGreySky: That's just Bandit Keith in a shitty helmet
YeetTheRich_: this is actually the phantom menace??
accountmadeforants: That's a slick loading indicator
PaleGreySky: LUL
YeetTheRich_: actual factual pod racing plot line
hexy_lexy: LUL
beowuuf: just want to tell you and your controller both good luck, we're all counting on you
Fanboy_of_Bolas: good so far
olio22: f
TXC2: turbo tastic
TheMerricat: Do you have anything that can emulate a wiimote?
AutonomousTurtle: unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay
BusTed: Maybe it's motion controlled. Kappa
Fanboy_of_Bolas: you can't write comedy like this
Banana_Swonk: is it motion controlled
fiftymcnasty: So this is a dualing game >
charredspark: card games on motorcycles
YeetTheRich_: maybe you have to play a card first?
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Didero: Have you tried asking the controller nicely?
cronatos: wheelie breakers is the real and actual name. okay, game.
Scopesightzx: looks like we're gonna lose this duel runner
djalternative: So, back to duel links then?
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charredspark: there is no escape from this duel
PaleGreySky: This is fine.
murphyskick: dreams of being the best, doesn't know how to start bike
Didero: You keep doing this, beowuuf. Thanks so much! lrrHEART
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oooooh boy
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Natedogg2: Are we having a wheely good time now?
YeetTheRich_: nah, who needs control options anyway
Didero: hey we can read this again
beowuuf: @Didero i'm a supervillain, i admit it. muhahaha
thegitrogsquirrel: this games menu is so cool. that's all I need
TehAmelie: maybe we can play attract mode for two hours. it seemed cool
TXC2: rally's a boy?
Nightwing606: yup
TXC2: anime strikes again
accountmadeforants: They said GAMESTUR!
YeetTheRich_: I mean that is not what I expected but I am not really suprised either
olio22: *Metallica voice* GAMESTUR! GAMESTUR!
TXC2: Thrill as a man maps his keyboard LIVE!
Banana_Swonk: up up down down left right left right
bwk789: Just joined for
charredspark: unlock the contra mode
Desruprot: Card Games on Motorcycles!
PaleGreySky: WE DID IT
YeetTheRich_: we gaming
Didero: We have liftoff!
mostlikeakumquat: \o/
charredspark: vrooming and zooming
accountmadeforants: If you have real WiiMotes, you can actually connect them through Dolphin. They use Bluetooth.
rotarysorter: Heckin ZOOOMIN
YeetTheRich_: why does our bike sound like a blender
YeetTheRich_: huh?
GhostValv: bloobyBLINK
TXC2: why is game?
Didero: oh no, we lost wheeler
thesoftestbunny: LUL
Dmc3628: literal card games on motorcycles
TXC2: !clips
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YeetTheRich_: well that's the wheeler breaking part I guess
hawkeye437: yo how did we get junk warrior without a fusion?
charredspark: wheelie break count is at 1
Didero: Does that '!clip' command only show that explanation text, or does it also write down a time marker in some backend somewhere?
TXC2: yes Wheeler, this is the Hell of your choosing lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
olio22: Oh boy, Watch+Play is back for one day only!
YeetTheRich_: also I don't think you were allowed to summon him there but fuck if I know how this game works LUL
olio22: I wonder if you can find the subocean in this
TXC2: Didero no, just explains it
Didero: At least your LP is 4000, whatever that means
hawkeye437: eff I wrote the wrong thing. My question stands. We had no synchro material
accountmadeforants: Lifepoints on motorcycles, do you actually get to kill your opponents in real life?
Didero: @TXC2 Thanks!
TXC2: it's Duel Masters Kappa
Didero: The text at the bottom is the selected card text, I think
sleepmaster1011: what the heck is this
charredspark: jet set duelists
sleepmaster1011: this looks awesome
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers
rotarysorter: is it racing with duels or duels with racing?
TXC2: we have a Chocobo
bwk789: That’s a digimon
DiscordianTokkan: The menu doesn't even have an option of TELLING you the KEYBINDS? This game SUCKS! /adamvoice
arkbrik: It's just Mario Kart but the blue shells are blue eyes white dragons
YeetTheRich_: all gas no brakes
wabajck: its like mario kart with yugioh powerups
Didero: Is this just a kart game where the pickups are skinned like Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
fiftymcnasty: I think so
CelicaSpin: This game is supposed to be weird but totally OK
accountmadeforants: Clearly your mistake was not using motion controls OpieOP
Desruprot: an on rails shooter?
TXC2: this game switches between sucking and being great like a Gods damn metronome :p
maxthefourth: KaibaKart?
RayFK: Okay I'm back from a meeting and WHAT THE FUCK
Didero: Using an unintended controller probalby also doesn't help :p
YeetTheRich_: maybe you can't cycle through the cards and have to pick up the right things to play your left most card?
rotarysorter: Go speedracer GOOOO
TXC2: this feels like a Watch and Play game :p
Snowcookies: Is this game real?
bwk789: Is there multiplayer, we have to get G and Alex on this
TehAmelie: i missed something, why do we have a chocobo familiar?
YeetTheRich_: ohhh
accountmadeforants: He's literally spinning in place to hit you, rad
YeetTheRich_: ayyyy
YeetTheRich_: ez game
charredspark: send him to the shadowrealm
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: Touchdown
Didero: Nice stream everybody, see you all tomorrow Kappa
noSmokeFire: Hoodlum: Loser
Walk_the_Void: This games turorial is probably in the manual catsLul
Nydestroyer: what are life points even for then? lol
Snowcookies: first try?
raulghoulia: never any doubt
Desruprot: Now thats what I call racing
hawkeye437: I think you use d pad l/r to change card and d pad up to use
girlofthedragon: But you had less life points? Does that even matter?
accountmadeforants: This game's got replays but Arena still hasn't? Clearly the better game.
noSmokeFire: maybe killing your opponent is an alt win con?
TehAmelie: they don't matter unless they run out i guess
YeetTheRich_: sorry to say that but our opp's bike is infinitely cooler than ours
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: wow your bike is so much smaller than his
bwk789: That skull is the Luigi stare of this game
FadedOverseer: we won. but at what cost
YeetTheRich_: gamers don't read cards
hawkeye437: you can discard cards by down on d pad to get rid of them
accountmadeforants: Self-documenting game MiniK
TehAmelie: what? he had to go to the judge to confirm he lost or something?
hawkeye437: according to this gamefaqs guide I found
charredspark: petite pink powerbike
YeetTheRich_: (a) NEXT
hamahimana: #PPP
Didero: Are you playing in an emulator or on a real actual Wii?
Gadora: According to this, you can drive backwards by shaking the Wiimote.
ryuhimora: Was Yugi not miniature enough???
rotarysorter: getting some Sonic adventure battles vibes from this and I like it
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
noSmokeFire: legally speaking, this is a wii
Didero: That is what I assumed, thanks for confirming
Snowcookies: Can we quote you on that?
YeetTheRich_: what the fuck
accountmadeforants: There are two control schemes, it looks like, "Nunchuk" and "Classic", classic lets you do it without shaking.
ryuhimora: Zigzix!? he was barely in the anime at all!
TXC2: for legal reasons, the streamer does not know what an emulator is.
Mangledpixel: Professor Londo Mollari
daredewley92: this is the real ass name of the game? wild
noSmokeFire: I'm more concerned about his ring
RisingChurch: Yugioh is all about leather pants.
YeetTheRich_: yes, the leather pants are the weird thing here ...
Didero: That hair must take literal hours to get like that
TXC2: Mangledpixel yeap can't unseen that now :p
Fanboy_of_Bolas: for legal reasons, we totally didn't see an actual mouse on the screen.
daredewley92: is it a racing game?
accountmadeforants: Controls: blob:
Snowcookies: !clip
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accountmadeforants: Ah, bit too quick on that:
bwk789: He’s aerith and Sephiroth at the same time
hexy_lexy: yugioh 5 Wii's :p
TXC2: so it's the internet?
YeetTheRich_: is this the inventor of spelltable?
noSmokeFire: what if MTGO was crossed with Tron
hawkeye437: for classic control, R to change card, A to use, ZR to discard cards
flatluigi: so far this stream has been wheelie good
Didero: "Do you know how this works?" "No" "Great, let's dive right in"
RisingChurch: I remember when you had to get inside of a giant motorcycle contraption to connect to the internet. The dial up noises were awful.
VoodontWoW: Card games? On motorized bikes? whaaaaa
daredewley92: with theme music by prog legends Yes
ElektroTal: not that different from pokemon where every problem is solved by having your pets cockfight
Didero: Because actually playing a card game while motor-racing sounds very dangerous
DanielJGrouse: now to be fair, online racing with real motorcycles *is* an impressive and extremely wierd idea
hamahimana: cause futuristic stuff
v_nome: Do you have to be on a motorcycle still if it's online?
Pywodwagon: Konami thinks that only in a magical future can there be a an online client for their game
TXC2: ElektroTal yes, but not over the internet they don't, also hello, also Good job on TTC lrrHEART
TehAmelie: maybe they were inspired by Megarace
v_nome: sarcophogeese?
accountmadeforants: It really was the bike's name!
YeetTheRich_: what is going on?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: ancient Pharaoh on a motor cycle?
Didero: I'm not the only one who doesn't know what's going on, right?
itsr67: @yeettherich_ amazing question
YeetTheRich_: are we selling cards to tune our ride?
TXC2: what's going on?
flatluigi: i think we're just inserting them into the tailpipe
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Give the berzerker the pants.
flatluigi: and hoping that works
Zatengo: is your bike called Games Turner, famous youtuber?
YeetTheRich_: what is a damage polarizer?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: is ur bike eating the cards?
accountmadeforants: Now it can't go back to its bike mom!
YeetTheRich_: what does ANY of this mean? LUL
accountmadeforants: It thinks it's a collectible card now!
cisco236: this is like a feverdream
RisingChurch: In order to prevent the over printing of cards, and combat climate change, all vehicles are powered by children's card games.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: there's cooking in this game too?
bwk789: Creatures is speed, spells are acceleration and traps manoeuvrability?
accountmadeforants: List of the controls here, or I can start typing them in chat:
TXC2: trunk is a VERY generous descriptor of those boxes on the side of the bike
hamahimana: card going from NM to PL?
maxthefourth: I know that digimon
hamahimana: or rather light played
RisingChurch: Do a wheelie
Didero: According to that image, discard is ZR, apparently
flatluigi: do you have all the keys correctly bound
v_nome: Is this just Yu-Gi-Oh Kart?
AlligatorsAreDope: Do you need the nunchuk bound?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: as classic as it get
RisingChurch: Is that a mayflash stick?
rhyme410: Why are you using an arcade stick?
AlligatorsAreDope: Oh I see the WiiBox a classic
AlligatorsAreDope: First Gen
TXC2: classic like new coke Kappa
maxthefourth: KaibaKart by KaibaCorp
MadraCrann: That loading icon is so cool
ravenlord_xix: all those polygons
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyoo chat
TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat welcome
Mangledpixel: mmm.... tuna monster....
RisingChurch: Way back in the day I was going to get a mayflash stick, but ended up getting a Madcatz TE stick due to my friend selling me his for cheap.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: cool thing
FadedOverseer: haha cool tech
ggodopaste: Whip out your Junk!
ggodopaste: Warrior!
YeetTheRich_: is junk warrior just gone now?
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RisingChurch: Activate pot of greed.
Snowcookies: Wow
Desruprot: oh right its Leo, <.< I dont really know much of 5Ds characters
TXC2: I don't have time to think :p
niccus: i've always dreamed of decking out while racing
YeetTheRich_: what do you mean you did not watch through every single episode of the anime? you're about to get quilt tripped
RisingChurch: So this is in America?
accountmadeforants: The "Classic" control scheme doesn't use the D-Pad it seems, so you can unmap that and map all the L/R/ZL/ZR stuff
charredspark: kill them with your cute bird
novrdd: PridePog PridePog PridePog
YeetTheRich_: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
FadedOverseer: the bus is coming
RisingChurch: They summoned Optimus Prime.
Mangledpixel: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
Desruprot: oh no a Bus
FurthestChunk: that's the gun truck from sonic adventure 2
MrUglama: its truck~kun
Didero: Simply put a truck on top of your bike to win
LurkerSpine: card games on motorcycles?
TXC2: !venga
LRRbot: The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Venga Bus Warning for the entire viewing area. Seek shelter immediately.
itsr67: gadget hauler, basically optimus prime
NapalmSideburns: aw hell, It's Zeta shift!
FurthestChunk: god that corner sucks
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FurthestChunk: god every corner sucks
Didero: The opponent seems to manage Kappa
CraziestOwl: Can we really call this a card game?
YeetTheRich_: you have let me down for the last time, starscream
TXC2: this is a game with cards, it's not a card game
Didero: It's a game, it's got cards, so why not
Zatengo: is this a roguelike?
charredspark: gamestur, more like losetur
TXC2: we need more cards from our uncle's store
Boon_33: buy a bus
YeetTheRich_: remember when winged kuriboh, the main character's "best friend", left him because he lost one time
FadedOverseer: is BP short for Bike Points?
Didero: I think BP stands for British Petroleum
TXC2: it's for Buy Points Kappa
Boon_33: BrowniePoint based economy
YeetTheRich_: BP is Boston Pizza
accountmadeforants: The recipe is for Jamesbalaya
hexy_lexy: BP stands for bebber pizza... bubba bongs :p
Didero: Meme O'Clock?
Zaraka00: Mimeoplasm's time keeping cousin
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] A Mime is like a Clown right?
LRRbot: New quote #7719: "A Mime is like a Clown right?" —Wheeler [2021-08-10]
Didero: Why would I even consider leaving? This is great!
TXC2: !break
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niccus: when your mimeoplasm is unblockable, that's a mimeoclock
DarkMorford: Swap your fluids, etc
TXC2: and we're back
Didero: Hi again!
novrdd: hi
DeM0nFiRe: Gamer alert!
Didero: That's not nauseating at all :p
rotarysorter: multi track drift!!!
Didero: Watch out, he's actively gaming!
YeetTheRich_: now we gaming
novrdd: do not try this at home kids
TheAinMAP: He can spin now. That's a good trick.
sporkraptor: so you have to drive *and* play a card game *at the same time*??
AlligatorsAreDope: monkaS
AlligatorsAreDope: CPS
miniwak: excuse me but leo is far too young to ride a d-wheel
ryuhimora: @sporkraptor that is the goal, yes
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TXC2: this game was a mistake :p
novrdd: LUL LUL LUL
mitomanox: omg, that's a wheeler!
Didero: It's almost as if this game wasn't made for a fightstick
TXC2: "vast tracts of land"
sporkraptor: @ryuhimora that seems like a great way to do two things badly XD
TehAmelie: an 18-wheeler at least!
sing_o_muse: why is there an 18 wheeler hovering over the child?
TehAmelie: how is that not the most broken item in the game?
Didero: What are Action Points even?
sporkraptor: "opponent has summoned a truck!"
YeetTheRich_: what
Genie_M: you ded
TehAmelie: knock knock, open up the door! who's there? oncoming traffic
Didero: In this hell, you don't get to die
ryuhimora: there's no release from cardgames on motorcycles
novrdd: LUL LUL LUL
RyleGrimrick: konnmi wants you to suffer because phrasing
YeetTheRich_: can't die if you're already in hell
FurthestChunk: you levelled down, which is something?
protoproxi: You have plot armor, obviously
sing_o_muse: wait you can dodge attacks?
RyleGrimrick: !quote child
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
novrdd: maybe the game knows we're bad....
sing_o_muse: what is this touhou on motorcycles?
TehAmelie: i think i can see the Autobots crest
TehAmelie: (because it's Optimus Prime)
ryuhimora: Leo doesn't have a big truck in the anime but this truck is in his archetype from the TCG
novrdd: not the game.... but we are bad.. at gaming
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?
LRRbot: New quote #7720: "How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?" —Wheeler [2021-08-10]
YeetTheRich_: cool move streamer
sporkraptor: the utterly bland and detached "announcer" is... definitely something
Genie_M: your deck ran out of cards
FurthestChunk: aren't you out of cards?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sporkraptor: "this is... so exciting. neither competitor is willing (yawn) to give an inch"
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Didero: If you beatbox your own, it should be fine
sing_o_muse: this bird is gonna get there
TehAmelie: can we get like a volvo to fight the truck? reenact the movie Duel in this game about biker dueling
TXC2: !findquote DMCA
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TheKingWiggins: So I have no idea what is going on....does that make me old?
Didero: No, that means you fit in perfectly, because none of us do :p
YeetTheRich_: I mean this game is 13 years old ...
sporkraptor: "that was... an unstoppable amount of power. ... wait are they done? phew, I get to take a break now"
ryuhimora: @TheKingWiggins we're playing card games while also riding a motorcycle
TehAmelie: money can be exchanged for trucks and playing cards?
TheKingWiggins: So wait...giant robot gun truck beats pink chicken?
MolaMolaphant: hold on what. What... even is this game. More importantly, *WHY* is this game???
ryuhimora: @MolaMolaphant Because anime.
Revelations520: yuf
TehAmelie: game confirmed "like Jesus"
sporkraptor: so if you can just summon monsters constantly
TXC2: I strongly doubt this game can absolve anyone of their sins
Revelations520: this is just the Harley Davidson dlc for Yu-Gi-Oh
TehAmelie: if i made this game that is just one-on-one races i'd put in very strong rubberband mechanics
ShinobiPhoenix: so why do people keep saying Rua/Leo didn't use that card in his anime deck? that's Gadget Hauler (Gadget Trailer), he literally used it in at least 4 episodes
Genie_M: if you throw away cards you are not getting them back
Didero: That lst turn went great!
TXC2: this is a game for BABIES!
YeetTheRich_: what? you've never driven a motorcyle backwards on full speed before?
TastyArsenic: so, umm, how do you even win here?
novrdd: and please do not try this at home kids
TehAmelie: it's okay, we won't tell the kids
Didero: @TastyArsenic Finish first
ShinobiPhoenix: so this is actually on a working Wii?
ggodopaste: Warrior!
TXC2: ShinobiPhoenix for legal reasons, yes
YeetTheRich_: *bonk*
sporkraptor: how do you get a truck card?
FurthestChunk: Definitely a working Wii, no other thing it could be, legally speaking
ShinobiPhoenix: I just can't believe anyone would find a copy
fiftymcnasty: So this is just Mario Kart with a Yugioh theme on it?
CelicaSpin: swilGrim46
ShinobiPhoenix: that card is a common in the real game
sporkraptor: what you need is more cards
Didero: Have we found out what Action Points are?
RisingChurch: Is there a city in the background just covered in smog?
Nydestroyer: but what the heck are action points
ArcOfTheConclave: @RisingChurch that's the satellite
ShinobiPhoenix: Rua used it a lot early in the Anime
sporkraptor: you're being bullied by a child
YeetTheRich_: too bad, eh?
eshplode: I think the bird was protecting against the truck weirdly enough
ryuhimora: his GUARDIAN
sing_o_muse: aren't his parents negelectful?
ShinobiPhoenix: his parents are alive in the Anime, it's Yusei who has dead parents
sing_o_muse: or are they dead?
sporkraptor: true, good point, you're stuck in a nightmare loop
novrdd: got bullied by kids in a motorcycle race,,,
Shragon: you're supposed to be able to move through your hand with left and right on the d-pad or with R in classic.
TXC2: I don't know, Trying sounds like a lot of effort
ShinobiPhoenix: Yusei's parents are so dead, they didn't even show his mother's face, only his father's force ghost
Didero: The list of controls had buttons for cycling through your cards, I think it was R
Didero: Gotta hook up a foot pedal :p
ShinobiPhoenix: if Rua's this hard, I assume Jack just cheats
TXC2: literately Kappa
YeetTheRich_: or a dance pad
TheKingWiggins: I need to see you play this with a driving wheel
vicky4060: What are you currently playing this game on?
ShinobiPhoenix: a Wii
TXC2: vicky4060 a fighting stick
Shragon: only missing buttons. just ttsf a few more on!
eshplode: A Twitch stream lrrBEEJ
ryuhimora: For legal reasons, this is being played on a Nintendo Wii
Didero: Wait, how did you take that turn without hitting the wall?
RisingChurch: That truck hits like a truck.
ShinobiPhoenix: well he wasn't on a pro controller, so I didn't know what he was on
Asimech: Obs that explosion has a shockwave because this game is more realistic and thought out than we expected.
RisingChurch: 360 no scoping it.
Shragon: *is this gaming?!*
Wolfstrike_NL: not truck-kun, how will people get isekai'd now
TXC2: he's actively gaming!
Nydestroyer: the motor the cards
RisingChurch: Now this is pod racing
niccus: now, does this game have rubberbanding
ShinobiPhoenix: well Gadget Hauler only has 1300 ATK. I hope yiu can beat it with a Junk Warrior
Nydestroyer: two trucks?
Nydestroyer: unfair
Didero: third time's the charm
ShinobiPhoenix: Rush Recklessly, usually gives 700ATK, doesn't in a game where that would be useful
TheKingWiggins: So is this a racing game with cards? or a card game with racing?
YeetTheRich_: ayy
Fanboy_of_Bolas: ez clap
obionedrop: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
arkbrik: Woooo
sporkraptor: it's definitely a game
sporkraptor: grats! XD
Didero: Woo!
RisingChurch: Take that small child.
novrdd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
AlliterativeAlternative: i have never seen 5d'S AND i have many questions
ShinobiPhoenix: oh, you actually race in this? not take down Life Points?
Didero: what is wrong with this person
TehAmelie: gotta win against trucks to get trucks, the rich get richer, the truck havers get more truck, etc
DeM0nFiRe: mcgFirst
sporkraptor: o_______o "Professor AUGH NO"
ShinobiPhoenix: oh, that dub name!
YeetTheRich_: we made day two!
Traion: What is this game? Who came up with this? Are they okay?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.
YeetTheRich_: (a) Next
eshplode: This screen intentionally left blank
Didero: Didn't they say there were 8 stages? We're moving through 'em rather quick
TXC2: Facility facility chief?
ShinobiPhoenix: the big mean black prison warden who literally tortures Yusei
RisingChurch: Zigzix looks like a Phoenix Wright character.
YeetTheRich_: oh I remember this guy LUL
itsr67: holy shit are we going to jail
RisingChurch: So does this guy.
ShinobiPhoenix: but it's "paint" in the dub
RisingChurch: Kermie!
YeetTheRich_: big gay kermit
ryuhimora: this guy literally lost to Yusei who had a deck of random cards from all the other prisoners
FurthestChunk: ah good ol' Syr Kermit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sporkraptor: still no truck
Didero: truckin' hell
sporkraptor: of course not.
SpydrXIII: the truck is like a mewtwo, you aren't ready for that power.
sporkraptor: truck is too powerful, you'd instantly win all the games
sing_o_muse: the truck has too many wheels for you wheeler
ShinobiPhoenix: he was also cheating his butt off. but Chain Dragon was actually nice back in the day
sporkraptor: you can only get the truck when you attain a Perfect Something Round Something
SkylerRingtail: What the heck did I just tune into?
TehAmelie: maybe they were scared of the game getting confused with Big Rig Racers if they put too many trucks in
TXC2: knees weak, palms sweaty, arms spaghetti
ShinobiPhoenix: so he should have a lot of Deck destruction if they follow
sing_o_muse: wait is the cop playing burn?
ShinobiPhoenix: with some burn
ShinobiPhoenix: yep, Chain Dragon!
RisingChurch: The man's on a harley.
TehAmelie: lrrEFF it's a Hanzo main
RisingChurch: He is using burn spells.
Traion: This game is bananas (Ha take that Wheeler I can say the b word here and you can't stop me!)
sing_o_muse: spell cards
Didero: Ok, so the number in the top right is your action points, and you need those to cast cards, and they refill over time and with the Action Points pickup
bytecaster: I feel they really could have splurged and gone for two different lines instead of one, when summoning a monster.
ShinobiPhoenix: seems like your monster is blocking Melee, but he's using burn
sporkraptor: bam! another hit with the spice weasel!
Traion: So we are spending a whole month of ITYC on this right?
SpydrXIII: it seems this game is more like mario kart and less like yugioh
itsr67: LUL
TXC2: and wheeler breaks again
novrdd: noooes
Wodar9: How is this not on "Is this your card" Kappa
ShinobiPhoenix: they were really trying to do a race out of what 5D'S does. ironic since 5D's has AUTO PILOT
ShinobiPhoenix: hey, aren't those attacks costing you DC points?
Didero: What's the point of the motorcycle if you have autopilot?
DarkMorford: Yeah, D-Wheels drive themselves so you can focus on the children's card game.
TXC2: why? because it's cool
thegitrogsquirrel: just as Richard Garfield intended
ShinobiPhoenix: but things are still happening to you while in motion and sometimes you have to take control back
Wodar9: @Didero Who doesn't like motorcycles?
ShinobiPhoenix: Richard Garfield intended for people do what they wanted with his creation if you ever read his notes and publications
accountmadeforants: This is just the set of Death Race
YeetTheRich_: I AM SPEED
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
Didero: woo!
tsp397: Actively gaming
FadedOverseer: what a GAMESTUR
YeetTheRich_: now that's what I call pod racing
novrdd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ariborealis: now THIS is podracing!
DarkMorford: Fun fact, "Mystical Space Typhoon" is just called "Cyclone" in Japanese. They really turned it up to 11 with the English card names.
YeetTheRich_: who?
TXC2: whose this fucker?
accountmadeforants: Man, it's gonna be so good if this turns out to be the long-con and it actually is a Wii with some horrendous thing in between it mapping the Mayflash to the Gamecube ports.
ShinobiPhoenix: that's what Upper Deck did, edge lord up everything
sporkraptor: cringing in anticipation of "Professor Yikes" showing up again. o______o
hamahimana: virtual card games on motorcycles in a video game
YeetTheRich_: bolt turner?
itsr67: bolt tanner is a specimen
sporkraptor: "face you a Duel"
YeetTheRich_: what are these names?
FurthestChunk: what the hell kind of name is that
sporkraptor: it's me, Worried-Looking Woman
DarkMorford: @ShinobiPhoenix I need to go back and rewatch the Japanese 5D's anime. I fell off about halfway through for some reason and never got around to finishing it.
ShinobiPhoenix: Himuro is still a good ally after all this
sporkraptor: "a youth"
Didero: Ugh, those youths
sporkraptor: there's *one* that's "a youth"
TXC2: stands out "a little"
accountmadeforants: Why's her suit so shiny. Why is her collar so popped?
Didero: With their shooting trucks and gunbirds
ShinobiPhoenix: I love how they just couldn't use the name Godwin... even though people in real life have that name.
YeetTheRich_: trudge returns
accountmadeforants: TRUDGE ALERT
TXC2: damn it's Chakotay
ShinobiPhoenix: Tetsu Ushio, from Yu-Gi-Oh "Season Zero" (the Bandai based show)
Traion: We all know if you beat the cops in a card game they have to let you go. It is in the rules
ShinobiPhoenix: the fact 5D's made him Canon to NAS and Konami's Version was a bold idea
sporkraptor: acab--but if you resist arrest by dueling it clears all charges? what
mostlikeakumquat: otherwise it's a trap card
margravetech: acab, especially when it involves CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
sporkraptor: this game is so full of "what" it's like a fractal vortex of "wtf"
ShinobiPhoenix: there's a lot of ACAB in 5D's, no doubt
TXC2: I can't read ACAB as anything other then "assigned cop at birth" :p
Didero: Is this the same announcer as in Wii Sports Resort?
sporkraptor: all cats are beautiful
Scar_Red_Tiger: This is the one where they End Classism
margravetech: yeah this track bops
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TXC2: boots and cats and boots and cats
Traion: Why doesn't it let you cycle through cards when it gives you conditional cards? Who came up with that?
YeetTheRich_: you could argue that yugioh's tendency of ignoring all rules even their own, is a form of anarchy ...
LordZarano: It sounds like the same announcer from F-Zero GX
ShinobiPhoenix: half of Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's is a ACAB protecting the 1% and the other half is FIGHTING GOD to stop it from saving the world... by killing all of you instead
TXC2: Traion it does, but it needs shoulder buttons
Didero: @Traion There is a button for it, but Wheeler's controller is too advanced so it doesn't support it
arkbrik: monsters that are just random household items? what is this, pokemon?
sporkraptor: he played Old Man Card
shurtal: is this the darks souls of card games?
sporkraptor: wait why did you just lose a whole bunch of life, just because he was mad?
YeetTheRich_: did we just eat a solemn judgment?
ShinobiPhoenix: so he played Was Banned Card now nerfed card
YeetTheRich_: yup
ShinobiPhoenix: yes
theevermist: I tuned in expecting a card game, now I am watching mario cart? what is going on?
sporkraptor: not in this game, woop
YeetTheRich_: normally, but what even is normal in yugioh ...
aldruon: i don't understand what is happening and it's hillarious
ShinobiPhoenix: probably half your Action Points?
TXC2: theevermist we're not sure, but it sure is happening
ShinobiPhoenix: most Cops don't
Didero: What are you even supposed to do against that attack
obionedrop: I watched 5Ds and I don't think it taught me how to play at all lol
Traion: Ben everyone cheats at Duel Monsters in these shows
ShinobiPhoenix: well Ushio actually completely reforms and turns into a good guy, unless most Cops
theevermist: @TXC2 boy is it
TheKingWiggins: Why would anyone see a glowing orb and thing "I need to dodge this" and not "Go into the light!"
LordZarano: "Yeah! The final lap!"
DarkMorford: This particular cop has a personal grudge against the protagonist in 5D's.
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't try to be something you're not.
TheWooglie: it's the big ball of light
ShinobiPhoenix: Nightmare's Steelcase should protect you, what stops him from playing it no
YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot hear that yugioh? you are not a racing game
sporkraptor: you're going to jail
YeetTheRich_: where is the lag switch?
vicky4060: Have fun in jail! Kappa
ShinobiPhoenix: ironically, this game's themes and mechanics would work with different rules and Quality of Life. I would remake it. or legally distinct it
Didero: Luckily I know nothing about the card game
Traion: I mean the card game is infuriating so that tracks Kappa
AlliterativeAlternative: straight to jail
TXC2: like that MtG RPG
Didero: Is this like with Beej and that weird MtG-like game that does all the cards wrong?
YeetTheRich_: I believe it is called chip-tuning
eshplode: I just assume we're sticking them in the spokes
AlliterativeAlternative: the card game is easy you put your monsetrs in the turtal hit his castel and win right
ShinobiPhoenix: he honestly gets way better
ShinobiPhoenix: that's not even a joke
ghyllnox: Sounds like when I'd put cards in my bike spokes to make it loud
Didero: He's actively gaming! :O
wolgo: Is this game teaching us that yu-gi-oh cards are fossil fuel? Are cards not created, but collected on oil-platforms?
TehAmelie: Bicycle brand playing cards was really onto something huh
ShinobiPhoenix: it's weird how if this actually played more like the Anime instead of half measures to make it like Mario Kart, it would actually be way better
Didero: All of these characters are very... very, aren't they?
YeetTheRich_: I don't know but I feel like there is some serious rubber banding in this game so I don't think anything you do really matters too much before the last stretch
YeetTheRich_: as long as you don't die and lose your cards
ShinobiPhoenix: you didn't have a monster to protect you
YeetTheRich_: holy shit that is goyo guardian I just noticed
chumpofthemonth: More card games should include motorcycles
ShinobiPhoenix: everyone has direct attack if you control no monsters
ShinobiPhoenix: this is WAY before Goyo Guardian was banned
noSmokeFire: are we about to murder a police officer?
YeetTheRich_: if his goyo guardian works the way it should you don't want him to destroy your monsters
LittleFXRadio: Is this the Jumpstart Horizons the kids are on about?
ShinobiPhoenix: Yusei murdered a few police officers, Kiryu ACTUALLY murdered a lot of police, I wonder if they showed that episode in the dub
Tom_Bruise: I only just arrived, what Mario Kard/Cart is this?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers
TehAmelie: these bikes would maybe be faster if they weren't built to run just as well in reverse
ShinobiPhoenix: they skipped like 1/3 of the whole show in the dub
frozenphoenix7: @shinobiphoenix Presumably not since the dub was on 4Kids
wolgo: Because you drove backwards into a wall.
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SirMorek: Loss of top speed? that sounds bad
ShinobiPhoenix: oh, Gateblocker!
Didero: what ARE these metal plates on the road
eshplode: Attacks having a maximum range seems not great
ShinobiPhoenix: that's what he's calling a book
wongtaogg: That's his grocery list, he keeps losing it
wolgo: The alternative is that this game somehow does apply the laws of physics to attacks and every attack shooting forward slows you down.
ShinobiPhoenix: it's Gateblocker, which they actually didn't make into a real card the last time I played
TXC2: this game seems hard
Traion: Ehm Ben you just lost Bo3
tsp397: Hasn't he won 2 of 3 already?
SkunkyBlitz: ShinobiPhoenix it's a real card now! It even saw niche competitive play in the Adamancipator deck last year
hips_dont_lijah: but he won bo3
ShinobiPhoenix: I should look up the Wheelie Breaker version of cards
ShinobiPhoenix: to be the recon guy
wolgo: Only counts if you murder the opponent, not if you finish first ofc
YeetTheRich_: bo5 but if I win once the match is over
Tom_Bruise: you're not playing this on a Hori RAP4?
TehAmelie: wait, when do we see some wheelie breakers? i don't think these bikes can even do wheelies
LibraryWitchKei: Oh this is intersting.
sporkraptor: this game seems very fun and well-made and not at all frustratingly random
ScurvyMitch: as my friend would always say 'drive fast and take chances' *proceeds to drive backwards* LUL
wolgo: It feels like the birds doesn't do any damage either
ShinobiPhoenix: this game is only 11 years old
Didero: The speedrun record for this game is apparently 38 minutes
wolgo: I so hope there are points where the speedrun just is making fast laps, ignoring the opponent
Didero: oh bus yes, next stream confirmed
ShinobiPhoenix: it takes a lot of points for Junk Warrior to attack apparently
CAKHost: *Gasp* We are playing card games on motorcycles?!
wolgo: One more shot! You can do it!
SkunkyBlitz: I feel like my understanding of this game is actively hampered by playing the tcg
hips_dont_lijah: you charge slower at not max speed
TehAmelie: i'll admit, i have not seen aerial bombing as a mechanic in any bike racing game before or after
YeetTheRich_: this is actually pretty intense now
wolgo: Yay!
Yosh1tailz: D:
YeetTheRich_: look at this gamer
TXC2: lrrGOAT em
Yosh1tailz: yo that man died
wolgo: And he just gets back all his life points
Yosh1tailz: twice!
YeetTheRich_: and now we face plant into a wall
Didero: So do we when our lifepoints run out though
Saxpython: GG no RE
Tom_Bruise: is that monster... wait, when did Q become a conductor captain?
YeetTheRich_: ayy
Didero: Woo, pure skill no luck
sporkraptor: woooooo
Partrap: this game looks confusing
sporkraptor: you're not going to jail! good job, you beat up a cop
AlliterativeAlternative: first try
YeetTheRich_: so much for the bo5 Kappa
wolgo: So... All that work to reduce life points, just so they are slowed down for a moment XD?
TehAmelie: it's just like Rock and Roll Racing, getting blown up just slows you down
tsp397: Don't you need 2 more wins?
Traion: ^
Hewdra: It's unbelievable how many monsters Trudge pulled out of his ass at the end there
noSmokeFire: this cop is like if Inspector Gadget was a Jojo villain
Juliamon: Black dude was Kermit
Didero: That big prison guard was Kermit
TXC2: hello Juliamon
Tom_Bruise: wait, did you just race-duel your way out of a parking ticket?
Juliamon: hello!
Traion: That is cheating Ben! And vandalism! Criminal! Wait.... winning against the cops makes you immune so go on I guess
ghyllnox: Beat up a cop, qualify for a game tournament
wolgo: If you drive fast enough, you can't get a speeding ticket.
Juliamon: This is sure a game
TXC2: we wheelie broke out of jail
Egotistical_DSO: Dafuq is this game
ShinobiPhoenix: so are they still acting like Rally is female?
noSmokeFire: "You see, I'm going to win. And in order to win, I'm going to not lose."
YeetTheRich_: who the fuck is that?
Didero: I absolutely love this entire stream
CAKHost: Hi Kafca Jr?
Traion: Am I the only one that reads Lazar's lines as Salazar from RE4?
Juliamon: if anyone was deserving of Adam's Meester Kennedy voice, it's this fucker
Tom_Bruise: there's so far been nothing about any of this that made sense
TXC2: !break
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CAKHost: Hi Kefka Jr*
ShinobiPhoenix: Jaeger was actually amazing, and he is basically Kefka in Yu-Gi-Oh
Scar_Red_Tiger: This is nothing like the DS game I played with Turdo Duels
TXC2: ShinobiPhoenix opening naration said rally was a boy
ShinobiPhoenix: nice
ShinobiPhoenix: so what ads is everyone else seeing
Juliamon: The LRR retro pixel tee
CAKHost: Same
ShinobiPhoenix: I am on 4 of 8, Playstation Plus ad
heyalexdaily: Free Guy trailer, now the regular LRR ads.
CAKHost: Now the ARENA playmat
TehAmelie: huh, Doom 64 is on sale on Steam for $1.25. if people are in a retro mood
ShinobiPhoenix: now a Vaccination ad
heyalexdaily: On the one hand I'd rather advertising algorithms know nothing about me, on the other hand, if I could let them know I'm already seeing Free Guy tomorrow...
ShinobiPhoenix: I have Doom 64 on my Switch
TehAmelie: sneaky
TXC2: heyalexdaily big mood
ShinobiPhoenix: I would like to never see an ad for a game I own unless you look for it
TXC2: I'd like to stop having alcohol advertised to me :p
wolgo: Welcome back
TXC2: and we're back
ShinobiPhoenix: more ads would just be making more money off me when I already gave them money
wolgo: That's not a lot of cards to choose from
Tom_Bruise: let's kick this whoever in the deck
ShinobiPhoenix: to be fair, I don't think card shops in Yu-Gi-Oh games have ever been good or fair, but closer was Legacy of the Duelist Link Evolution
Scar_Red_Tiger: Just one?
Didero: But only a virtual motorcycle
wolgo: Honestly I really like the card shops in yu-gi-oh games
ShinobiPhoenix: well you KNOW to expect Black Rose Dragon
Didero: Is the 300 extra LP because of the card you put in your bike?
Tom_Bruise: not THAT recklessly, just with a bit more less reck
ShinobiPhoenix: and her weird plants
CAKHost: Bidomon?
wolgo: Maybe all the AI has direct damage because the programmers weren't able to make them hit attacks
TXC2: wow we died fast
Tom_Bruise: now what did we learn last time about walls?
CAKHost: I can't remember what that Digimon's name is...but it definitely looks a lot like her
CAKHost: I need to watch my Digimon collection...
mostlikeakumquat: Biyomon!
ShinobiPhoenix: Biyomon is the name you're thinking of, Roadrunner is modeled clearly off
wolgo: Why cant our bike make the normal turns of the road?
CAKHost: Thank you!
TXC2: we have no brakes
Didero: Hah, I just noticed I was watching at 480p, so I changed it to 1080p, and the game looks equally pixel-y :p
wolgo: Maybe we need to put some cards that increase turning speed in the bike
TehAmelie: lrrJUDGE they have a bigger bird than i have
FadedOverseer: its not the size of the bird. it's how you use it
Rustpile: Hi just got here, are we winning?
Rustpile: Also, is this garfcart?
eshplode: Too bad this isn't on an emulator. I've heard people make HD patches for beloved games on those
TXC2: hello Rustpile welcome
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers
Tom_Bruise: this was what gaming was like back in 2011, but that could just be me playing Skyrim on my TI-83
tsp397: I'm not sure there are winners in Yu-Gi-Oh 5D Wheelie Breakers
Mangledpixel: but the real question is: is this when a duellist really gets to show their stuff?
Enmity777: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: what\
Arcadion: IF AI = "Losing" THEN AI = "Cheat";
Didero: yeah, fair
Nemosaur: Sorry for the caps but , WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I WATCHING WutFace FamilyMan
AlliterativeAlternative: the forbidden technique
TXC2: Nemosaur art Kappa
Arcadion: @Nemosaur It's card games, on motorcycles.
YeetTheRich_: you don't choose to be the king of games
Didero: @Nemosaur Yu-Gi-Oh card racer
Scar_Red_Tiger: This breaks the Wheeler
ShinobiPhoenix: honestly, this GAME COULD have been good
TehAmelie: *slaps tank on motorcycle* this baby can fit so many cards
wolgo: It so looks like you can't avoid the walls
Mangledpixel: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
ShinobiPhoenix: it's a Dragon
Arcadion: This is where a duelist really gets to show their stuff.
YeetTheRich_: bird velocity if you will
ShinobiPhoenix: a plant dragon, because Yu-Gi-Oh
TehAmelie: is this what they call a "birdie" in sports?
eshplode: Protection from Birds is a solid ability in this meta
Didero: 360!
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ShinobiPhoenix: so Black Rose Dragon usually blows up the field, so what on earth would it do here
Didero: You quit story mode, so maybe not yet
thegitrogsquirrel: believe in the kidney of the cards
wolgo: No skip button T.T
TXC2: 5d's nuts
Didero: Oh good, you have your three bike cards here too
n3ther: best yugioh show no lie
Mangledpixel: what if Mario Kart but the powerups were YuGiOh cards
Easilycrazyhat: Didn't that saying come from this season?
n3ther: lmao
n3ther: what is happening omg
SirMorek: LUL
theevermist: LUL
Didero: We have liftoff!
n3ther: LUL
YeetTheRich_: VROOM
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Mangledpixel: wheeeeeee
SirMorek: putting the reckless in the rush
noSmokeFire: game why
Arcadion: gotta go fast... doesn't matter which way
TheKingWiggins: Welcome to the highlight wheel
YeetTheRich_: next up: card games in space
Snowcookies: lol
TehAmelie: that was such a wipeout it almost turned the game into Wipeout
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
Scar_Red_Tiger: More whip outs than Jack Atlas
Kyir: Just as planned
Tom_Bruise: yo I don't think this game is very good
TXC2: well glad i missed that due to twitch messing up :p
Didero: Maybe rebind the Discard button to Cycle? So we don't run out of cards?
Mangledpixel: mmm.... thoughtwich....
Kyir: The most challenging game of al ltime
Didero: So we DO need the reverse button :p
n3ther: impeccable game design
Hewdra: can we get a death counter on screen
YeetTheRich_: why do we start at 4300 lp?
TXC2: Hewdra we don't do that here anymore
noSmokeFire: there's no world where you can turn off that stupid camera feature, is there?
Didero: You're getting defeated already Kappa
Hewdra: @TXC2 I see
Mangledpixel: but do you have the heart of the motorcycle?
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Swamplor: There's a button for "spin around and start driving backwards?"
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TehAmelie: this commentator needs some new material
TehAmelie: can't live by your hair alone, even that hair
YeetTheRich_: remember not to rush recklessly backwards is just good life advice
Kyir: So is the objective to destroy the other bike or finish laps first or?
TXC2: finish first
Kyir: LUL
theevermist: I can't decide if this announcer is terrible or terribly good
TXC2: did she Reverse Uno card us? :p
Rustpile: @TXC2 indeed
Tom_Bruise: See, you thought it was you that got her, but in reality you and her got you
Kyir: When you die in the game you die in real life
Hewdra: @Kyir finishing first, but bringing the enemy to 0 basically wins you the game as well
Mangledpixel: wheelie bad time
Didero: If your LP gets to 0, you stand still for like 5 or 10 seconds
Didero: Wait, so playing a monster givers you invulnerabiility for the animation?
SkylerRingtail: Does Yami even work against the AI?
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Tom_Bruise: I imagine it does exactly nothing
springbreezedancin: Is this card games on motorcycles?
Didero: The controller also doesn't help :p
Mangledpixel: springbreezedancin literally, yes
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n3ther: your deck doesn't replenish?
KeirenH: Now THIS is card gaming!
noSmokeFire: can you get some kind of anti-direct damage trap card?
Tom_Bruise: just get the first death in quick, after that she'll be outta gas
SkylerRingtail: Are we going to have to grind to beat this fight?
YeetTheRich_: 🤷♂️ guess I'll die
YeetTheRich_: junk em out
n3ther: no inches given
springbreezedancin: Looks like that bike controls worse than a chocobo on Spira
TXC2: Never give up, never surrender
bwk789: Went for food, have we worked this game out yet?
Anexmedia: I came in at just the right time
n3ther: oh no
Tom_Bruise: yo I'm starting to think this game isn't very good
SirMorek: mull to 4, still going to win
neroropos: This game looks most excellent
Tom_Bruise: it's like taking a mulligan on turn 5
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Didero: Don't entirely blame the game, Wheeler is making things harder for himself with his fightstick
SkylerRingtail: Is there something we're missing with the corners, or is the game this
SAiconjr: oh right, the LK Card Games on Motorcycles meme :)
SAiconjr: oh you're being attacked by black rose dragon
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abracadaver23: Badabing, CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
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djalternative: What about card games on boatercycles?
TastyArsenic: so like did they test the game? the turning radius of your vehicles does not match the tracks at all
SAiconjr: that is his baby mama after all
TXC2: well they didn't test with a fightstick that's for sure
Tom_Bruise: should've gotten a sponsorship from DriftKingdom
TXC2: "only I may dance"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: DriftKingdom: a kingdom of bikes
undecided44: I can't figure out how much the race physics matter... like can you get ahead by just racing the course with proper braking/acceleration, or can you only get ahead by playing cards? I just understand what to pay attention to.
BogglesUrMind: I can't believe the game actually makes you play a racing game and yugioh at the same time
TXC2: DriftKingdom: A suzerain of cycles
undecided44: *I just don't understand...
Juliamon: undecided44 Think of the deck as Mario Kart items, and getting your opponent to 0 LP is like a blue shell
noSmokeFire: trust in the heart of the bike
Didero: I've forgotten the reason why Wheeler isn't using his Gamecube controller
SAiconjr: oh so you're on g2 now :)
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Never bet on the ghost.
n3ther: reading a review of this game and they say there is almost no way to take a turn without hitting the wall lol
KeirenH: @Didero it didn't work
noSmokeFire: so why does she get to just come back at full life once you take out her LP?
undecided44: @juliamon thanks.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Remember, if you ask drift kingdom for hubcaps, you'll get a pair with a funny message
n3ther: losing your LP just immobilizes you for 5 or so seconds
lartenhx: do you have to win the race or the duel?
lartenhx: or both?
lartenhx: or neither?
TXC2: win the race
Rustpile: I know its a deck of cards, but I can't help but see 2 ice cream sandwiches
KeirenH: the race, the duel mechanics just slow them down
Wodar9: I want to say there is another mode where you can basically take people out of the race by making their LP go to zero
Gwentian: LUL
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGE
Didero: Do you slow down while summoning or something?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: ah shit
n3ther: she hacked the game
SAiconjr: she's a cheap b in the show too
TheKingWiggins: Rubber banding bs
neroropos: Opponent card gamed harder
TXC2: !next
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: she's got a mad katz controller with turbo boost
Didero: !next
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Saxpython: Her Uncle at Kaiba Corp
Didero: woops, sorry
YeetTheRich_: maybe we are supposed to lose?
YeetTheRich_: ah gotcha
SAiconjr: it turned out she was actually the main character of this race
Tom_Bruise: now, this time, don't have her gain a bunch of speed for no seemable reason
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
n3ther: tf
n3ther: wtf
YeetTheRich_: thanks game
KeirenH: what a good video game
n3ther: this game i can't
noSmokeFire: but WHY
TXC2: this game fucks us so much
Didero: Does the bike handle differently in forward and in backwards mode?
Hewdra: this pains me massively
Ant__R: what the fuck is this game
Egotistical_DSO: This is a video game, technically speaking
Rustpile: I'm starting to think this game is really good
SAiconjr: force cam to race this and you play a dark souls thing to relax
Badmintonjedi: it's like watching a Boshy stream
seasikberry: hello, this is the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen
Tom_Bruise: I'm sending this game to the Library of Congress for preservation
TXC2: we need Adam to take a crack at this game
Raolin_Darkbane: I own this game, but never played it. Maybe I should give it a spin
MennoKnight42: the steering is real responsive
noSmokeFire: when are we getting this on FNPF?
SAiconjr: walls yo
YeetTheRich_: I actually found a thread on gamefaqs "how to beat akiza" ... I won't spoil the answer but it is not that different from what we are already doing
tearsofpirates: FNPF with Yugioh GX decks only. I'd watch that
Didero: @YeetTheRich_ "Finish in front of her"?
BlueMechanic: Do you think the announcer has some kind of wirework keeping his hair up or just a whole load of hair spray?
YeetTheRich_: @Didero "don't run into walls" Kappa
SkylerRingtail: I'm invested in seeing Wheeler beat this
SAiconjr: walls remember when this set came out and there was a request from the head of yugioh judges for all copies of wall of ivy found to put in her daughter Ivy's room as wallpaper
Tom_Bruise: @BlueMechanic I actually think it's a bunch of strings puppeteered like a marionette
Ant__R: theres gotta be some way to turn better
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SAiconjr: he died to something
Didero: can you somehow un-summon a monster?
seasikberry: cant wait for the mtg racing game
undecided44: silly Wheeler... trunks are for junk!
SnixT: She has trap cards that are killing your dudes and damaging you
ContingentCat: @BlueMechanic wig is the more likely answer, but I like to imagine a lot of hair spray and a team of helpers because it's so long
YeetTheRich_: if your junk is in the back you should probably go see a doctor
eshplode: That one corner is brutal
Hewdra: Benjamin I respect you deeply for playing this
SAiconjr: the bird doesnt die to creatures with 1900 or higher atk and the dragon has 2400. at least in game
eshplode: With the bird out, it's almost a normal racing game
TXC2: almost
Tom_Bruise: maybe the strat this race is doing the Ocarina of Time thing where you put your butt right in her face so she can't pass you at all
Clockwork_Penguin: Wait, the games really called “Wheely Breakers”?
n3ther: yes
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers
Clockwork_Penguin: I assumed that was James making a joke
YeetTheRich_: don't ask why ... god has left a long time ago
TheOtterWhoLies: Why text and drive when you can DUEL and drive. Am I right>
TehAmelie: you and Steven Spielberg
eshplode: Now that's some sweet tech on that corner
n3ther: sooo close
Fanboy_of_Bolas: ftfjftyui
TXC2: oh come on
seasikberry: geezus
Tom_Bruise: you tried so hard, and got so close...
novrdd: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Didero: Continuously getting closer
Rustpile: This game is so much....
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
n3ther: he's developing strats
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
undecided44: I have flashbacks of Gran Tourismo license tests... beating your fingers against the controller until bronze is enough.
Didero: I'm enjoying the stream!
SAiconjr: its a lot more competitive than the current version of the tcg
Tom_Bruise: is the fun *because* of the game, or *in spite* of the game?
ContingentCat: garf kart levels of good bad game?
TXC2: Like i Said, this is a Watch and Play game :p
DeM0nFiRe: So you're saying in addition to Duel Links ITYC there's gonna be a Wheelie Breakers ITYC?
Tom_Bruise: yo that dynamax magnemite seems pretty cool
n3ther: this little bird puts in work
TXC2: I'll let the hot goth girl kill me, sounds like a plan....
SAiconjr: not just a hot goth girl TX, its Carrie
beowuuf: when there were only one set of tire marks on the ground, that was when I was Carrie'd
TXC2: beowuuf boooo Kappa
beowuuf: :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah this seems confusing enough to be a yugioh game
accountmadeforants: !birb
heartofgoldfish: is this Is This Your Card
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we having a wheelie good time?
SAiconjr: oh, racing and tcging with half a controller is definitely a dark souls difficulty
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do we have breaks?
Ba_Dum_Tish: er brakes
TXC2: not that I've seen
Ba_Dum_Tish: No brakes in a racing game oh boy
TXC2: if you're braking, you're losing Kappa
Tom_Bruise: what's the point of brakes? Brakes make you go slower. Racing is about who's faster
SkylerRingtail: Guessing there's no drifting either
Paranundrox: god
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TXC2: !timr
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:01 PM
TehAmelie: is this a puzzle boss fight?
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Orcs Must Die 3) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (28m from now).
LordZarano: Do you really not have another controller that will work with this genuine Nintendo® Wii™?
Ba_Dum_Tish: 24hour wheelie breaker stream
TastyArsenic: not being able to switch cards seems pretty backbreaking
CAKHost: Chat, is the win objective getting first place and/or defeat the opponent?
Didero: First place
eshplode: First place
TXC2: CAKHost coming first
eshplode: Defeating someone just forces them to stop for a moment
Didero: If you get their LP to 0, they stand still for like 5 seconds
CAKHost: Ah, got it!
eshplode: Like that :p
CAKHost: Thanks!
SkylerRingtail: Looks like her monster reflected damage or something
YeetTheRich_: the plant wall damages you when you attack it in the tcg I believe
Ba_Dum_Tish: I love that you are just driving backwards
SAiconjr: it has a flip burn effect I think
Didero: So once you get a better controller working, will there be a second stream of this game?
CAKHost: So the Yu-Gi-Oh! aspect is kind of like the power ups in Mario Kart.
Tom_Bruise: I guess it could only correct so much
novrdd: also.. the turns in this track is super sharp...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is opponent so much faster?
TastyArsenic: this looks like the track from a game with much better controls
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Stop clenching your jaw.
beowuuf: !badadvice
LRRbot: Click "Good Game" as fast as you can
Didero: WOOOO
SkylerRingtail: FUCK YES!
Saxpython: GG
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Badmintonjedi: YAY!
dumpsterfire: WOOO
undecided44: !!!!!
n3ther: 1st try Pog
TheR34per5: this game looks so japanese and i love it
neroropos: *clap clap clap*
eshplode: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
SAiconjr: and that's how we end this stream :D
Rustpile: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown
TXC2: !clips
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
iceburg117: AYYYYY POGGERS
beowuuf: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
TheOtterWhoLies: FIRST TRY
Didero: The champest of pogs
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lemmel: FBtouchdown
TXC2: Ride on time
Fanboy_of_Bolas: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
djalternative: Woot!
DigitalSeahorse: I don't know what we did but yay
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OlinMercury: Way to go, Wheeler!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, OlinMercury! (Today's storm count: 22)
undecided44: lrrCHKN
beowuuf: seabatClap
eshplode: If this game wasn't so janky, the core mechanics do seem really fun
FadedOverseer: the next long game, right?
YeetTheRich_: now, when was the last time you played a card game that was this intense? Kappa
beowuuf: @TXC2 sergeJustRight just walked right in
Scar_Red_Tiger: Broken Ben Wheeler
TXC2: Thanks for streaming Wheeler
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Orcs Must Die 3) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (23m from now).
SAiconjr: so was yusei after dealing with Akiza
Didero: This was an amazing stream, thanks so much!
MrUglama: i loved mine o clock
beowuuf: thanks foe the stream, good minecrafting , 10/10
TheR34per5: you really mined those clocks
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mine o Cards
TXC2: !events
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benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Rustpile: Thanks for minecraft strem Ben!
SAiconjr: thanks for the games
GapFiller: thanks for streaming wheels lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: Cheer1000 It's time to d-d-d-d-d-drive motorcycles
CAKHost: Thank you Wheeler! Have a great rest of the day! lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: nukomaRonannto shockingly
GapFiller: it feels wheeler is overdue his Crew emote
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wheeler going off to play this on his home stream
Wolfstrike_NL: 11/10 enjoyed every fall
Hewdra: You're unbelievably strong for getting through this <3
OlinMercury: Thanks for enduring this game. Congrats again on that last win. Glad you had some fun, at least!
Juliamon: GapFiller It's in progress
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: I don't normally watch Mine O'Clock, but I might reconsider after this
TXC2: we have GAMESTUR, what more do we need?
beowuuf: @GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox this is exactly how a moc stream goes, every week :p
accountmadeforants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 38 month streak!
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, accountmadeforants! (Today's storm count: 23)
Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Graham.
beowuuf: !findquote graham
LRRbot: Quote #3849: "Graham, I'm going to put your phone in your butt." —Molly [2017-01-13]
beowuuf: i did mean to find a quote about graham not by him, but now I'm reconsidering my actions
CAKHost: I kind of want to know the context Molly said that but I'm cool with not knowing and just forgetting the quote
TXC2: the LRRbot giveth and the LRRbot taketh away beowuuf
Didero: I'm so glad there was finally a Wheeler stream at a time I could watch it live
TXC2: ^
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
beowuuf: @TXC2 i'll wait for lrrbot to take away my memory of that quote :p
beowuuf: thanks ben!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART more shitpost streams lrrHEART
Wolfstrike_NL: If we are to ignore "graham", is Molly threatening us?
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ContingentCat: thanks Wheeler
TXC2: !twitter
CAKHost: Bye!
TXC2: !ytmember
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Didero: So now we know the PiF after Paul and Heather's Kappa
benjamin_wheeler: oh and I'm supposed to plug myself
TXC2: !homestream
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benjamin_wheeler: click my hame for homestream
benjamin_wheeler: or that ^
beowuuf: @Wolfstrike_NL i find it more scary if we keep the graham in, but molly is still threatening us. Like we're not graham, how can we reason with her!!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Like, there could be a ityc month where it's just games like wheelie breakers
beowuuf: arena realised ben maybe needed a break from his epic set review and pushed it back a few weeks, which was nice of them
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
beowuuf: night txc2
novrdd: thanks yall
CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2~
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Orcs Must Die 3) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (18m from now).
Didero: Good night everybody!
beowuuf: sergeHi night!
CAKHost: Good night!
beowuuf: secret ben
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART
beowuuf: LOL
CAKHost: :o
MrUglama: nice
beowuuf: o7
TehAmelie: who needs brakes when you can just slow down by hitting the walls?
beowuuf: maybe sequence breaks?
ContingentCat: walls, natures breaks
TehAmelie: we've invented murobraking
CAKHost: To be fair, we probably need to save the brakes for Lrrman's coming up
TehAmelie: noo in that race you want to keep an even speed to last more laps without pit stops
TehAmelie: ideally only ever let go of the gas to slow down
Juliamon: LRRmans is not about ideals
Juliamon: it's about not DQing, and GANT GANT
TehAmelie: you're not wrong
CAKHost: Fair and I probably wouldn't want to break either if I was being chased by Zeta or any bus for that matter going at racing speed
TehAmelie: that too
TehAmelie: just unscrew the brake pedal and use it to weigh down the gas
beowuuf: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.