DarkMorford sneaks in and spoops chat
TheMerricat: Is it better to be vored or spooped?
Juliamon: Depends on your kink
TheMerricat: lol
DiscordianTokkan: @DarkMorford *flinch* BUH! lrrSPOOP
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil Village) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (15m from now).
TheMerricat: I really wish Microsoft would fix the memory leak in their app that links your phone to your computer, I keep having to pop open the task manager and kill and restart it because it grows to eating up 2-3gb of memory.
CAKHost: Don't have time for Graham's more recent video but I did watch James finally pays off the ice cream debt. That was nice of him!
DeM0nFiRe: The ice cream one was such a nice chill video
TheMerricat: I'm kinda surprised renting an ice cream truck just gets them to drive by, not actually gets you any free ice cream
DarkMorford: Probably depends on the rental service
DeM0nFiRe: I think it kinda makes sense. If they aren't booked they will go to wherever they think they will make the most money. If you book them, you are kind of like paying them for the lost business by going somewhere less trafficed
jessieimproved: If it's anything like a food truck rental, there is a minimum cost to get it to come out, and you'll have to pay the difference if they don't sell enough
Lithobraker: Wait what video was this?
DeM0nFiRe: It's on Graham's channel
jessieimproved: @Lithobraker check the Youtube
TheMerricat: It was a gvlog on Graham's channel @Lithobraker
electra310: It's a really fun video
TheMerricat: and I just realized what @CAKHost host meant by the latest video as I notice there is a new one about the Olympic logo on his channel too.
electra310: Ooh, new video
CAKHost: I only saw it because I saw LRRBot post the update on Graham's opinion on Olympic icons and went to his channel; the Olympic one I feel will be humorous and witty as per Graham's usual manner
CAKHost: lol
electra310: Oh my god, it's 40 minutes of Graham talking about a thing. I'm so pleased!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
Mysticman89: there is a stirring
GhostValv: bloobyLurk
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ben and Adam are back playing Resident Evil: Village with such popular characters as SLUDGE BABY, CANNON FODDER DAUGHTERS, and SHOPKEEPER THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1425244574725836800
kumatsu: "Shopkeeper Thar Rhymes with Puke" is my Earthbound-themed metal band
jessieimproved: Sludge Baby is legitimately spoopy tbh
ButButTheJesus: "ahh-Hyeh-heh-heh, whaddya playin'?"
Mister_BlueSky: Doesn't rhyme with puke. Rhymes with OOK OOK. 🐒
DeM0nFiRe: Oh getting eaten by sludge baby is the last thing that happened, isn't it?
Gaytanic_Panic: FamilyMan FamilyMan FamilyMan FamilyMan
Gaytanic_Panic: Feet first, wasn't it?
RobocracyNow subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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DeM0nFiRe: Yeah
Crimall subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Crimall: Yaaaaas My sexy spoopy bois back at it again!
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Easilycrazyhat: @DeM0nFiRe it was indeed
red_cleaver: How far into the game are we
Mister_BlueSky: I'd say about 1/3 the way.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP noises
Orgmastron: We're in the second area
red_cleaver: I’ve only watched till Ethan was de-handed
MadmanOreo: we cleared the castle and are mid-doll house
red_cleaver: Gotcha
GapFiller: a dark wind blows
red_cleaver: L8a
Makrosian_Tae: ITS TIME
Drathak: spoooks xomNODDERS spooks xomNODDERS
opal_moth: hiya everyone
TheWriterAleph: @GapFiller my bad.
CastleOtranto: My body is ready
LordZarano: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: TheWriterAleph nalvLUL
Drathak: I took an edible and now it's nope time CoolCat
electra310: Ooh, creepy dolls
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ook ook creepy dolls
Kramburger: lrrADAM_TK Just thinkin my thoughts about giant ladies
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP benginChamp seabatClap
Getter404: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap :D
YawnLance: Hello I am here for goo baby
TropeArcana: lrrSPOOP
LinearGif: lrrSPOOP
GapFiller: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mister_BlueSky: Time to put this on the main screen.
Nigouki: so long Giant Woman, time for Giant Moist Baby
opal_moth: ook ook must find keys to get banana
GhostValv: woo!
SnackPak_: Hi Adam
circusofkirkus: HE"S HERE
Just_Herby: YES
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatClap lrrSPOOP
strebenherz: Ello ello!
TheWriterAleph: LES GOOOO
electra310: Adam's back!
YeetTheRich_: oh hi adam
DeM0nFiRe: Sweet we get called dumbasses two nights in a row!
Welshy_23 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! KonCha <3 <3 <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatClap
SquirrelLord1111: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mister_BlueSky: !clip
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Brozard: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drathak: LOL
YawnLance: Hello Highlight Reel
YeetTheRich_: jesus christ
Talin06: HELL YEAH
strebenherz: Welcome back home dude
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp <3
silenceaux: Adam pls
BrindleBoar: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown 2020Party
GapFiller: !picnic
BusTed: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mysticman89: Who gave adam caffeine
opal_moth: adam....
GhostValv: seabatClap
HugeCandySquids: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
kumatsu: Good job, Adam
YeetTheRich_: dude
Kreiseler: did we just watch a man die?
lonlycracker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
lonlycracker: I see my money is being spent wisely
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Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHAM FBtouchdown FBtouchdown wheelerHub wheelerHub
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jessieimproved: jlrrPunch lrrSPOOP lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: OH YEA
YawnLance: Someone gave Adam too much sugar
CastleOtranto: Hello highloght reel
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
notkimboslice: underd4Dogeangery underd4Dogeangery underd4Dogeangery
DingledStew: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: man brought some of the fire home with him
hatboozeparty: FBtouchdown ?
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Koios7: succinHead
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Getter404: FBtouchdown OOK OOOK UNION LES GO FBtouchdown
Easilycrazyhat: insert beejmeme.gif "Get out"
Juliamon: That's a highlight reel opener if I ever saw one
GapFiller: good evening time Baby Geniu- wait wheres James Kappa
BusTed: 😬
TheWriterAleph: you're a MENACE, Savidan!!
Anstu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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BrowneePoints: I mean, I was going to start off with "look and at this kind and handsome man" but then you did that
LinearGif: Tap Adam to destroy all lands
ButButTheJesus: poor trashcan
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dix: Sup nerds
Earthenone: ahh the real KFC
NarishmaReborn: for dunch
GapFiller: hai Dix
Makrosian_Tae: Hello highlight reel!
Gaytanic_Panic: GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG
kevenwith2es: Welp, time to bring in Dave for Let's Nope
KV1NN4: How did Adam get hold of my waifu?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You'd better win on LRRMtG, or you'll really be at risk of getting fired.
Pvtsadsack: Oh so that's how we're starting the stream off
Drathak: A moist sweaty Ben
TheWriterAleph: "ooooh ho ho ho"
SnackPak_: so evocative
MegaDosX: But can Ben do a Jabba the Hutt laugh?
serramarkov subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
serramarkov: I love you all!
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plummeting_sloth: hot AND greasy!
GapFiller: meat sweats
CAKHost: Oh hi Adam and Ben!
SmithKurosaki: That sounds awesome :p
Gaytanic_Panic: Hot n D A N K fried chicken. Fuck yeah
ButButTheJesus: "wanchee kooja"
Easilycrazyhat: "'jabba the hut'-in it" ok then.
MilkInBags: ADAM <3
YawnLance: All of our waifus
TheWriterAleph: "Can-Chan!"
BrowneePoints: That's me Adam
opal_moth: be nice to our waifu!
KV1NN4: Trashchan whyyy?
BusTed: Remy is your Salacious Crumb
Gaytanic_Panic: Uh oh stinkyyyyyyyyyyy
GhostValv: tqsLeave
jessieimproved: pennyWhat
BrowneePoints: That's just me
Enki1256: Mhmmm, Korean fried chicken... I got some wings heating up and a gochujeong sauce waiting for em.
Drathak: Yours too adam
Makrosian_Tae: Bargon wanchee kox-pah, Solo!
Mister_BlueSky: What if I don't have a waifu?
kumatsu: just a pile o' waifus
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MilkInBags: If you look carefully, I'm in this trash can
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, I don't have a waifu
electra310: Stop kissing the trashcan, you're going to catch something
GapFiller: this is the quality content we all crave
CastleOtranto: Moocha shaka paka
Nigouki: please sanitize your hands after touching someone else's waifu
unicornvector subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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Seth_Erickson: Wow yep look there's Mae's Hughes Kappa
opal_moth: Lady D is in the can
Makrosian_Tae: NOOOOOO NotLikeThis
KV1NN4: @Nigouki LOL
jessieimproved: so *that's* what horny jail looks like
MilkInBags: Canshin Impact
CAKHost: The one Trash Can to Bind Them All
YawnLance: It's good to have the boys back
Makrosian_Tae: The elephant graveyard of waifu
BrowneePoints: Isn't Ur-can that guy with the glasses and suspenders?
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap
MilkInBags: LUL
TheWriterAleph: STREAMIN like a ROCK STAR! BITCH
opal_moth: adam are you going to fall out of the chair again
MilkInBags: BREAK IT IN HALF SwiftRage
MegaDosX: Adam's coming in hot today!
Joalni: You come across a trash can of waifus. Do you let them out?
niccus: what does that mean
Seth_Erickson: oh PogChamp
Kramburger: It was a GIFT, Ben
Enki1256: I love how the tree's are freaking out.
Gaytanic_Panic: The "Cementary" guy?
Easilycrazyhat: Hey! That sign is Frankie's. Be nice to it.
unicornvector: the heats really getting to the spoop bois
GhostValv: d:
monakai: It's ... Tell
GapFiller: this is the nxt LRL segment isnt it
opal_moth: surprise its remy
electra310: It's amazing!
NarishmaReborn: When everyone comes back, you should do a big LRR show and tell!
ButButTheJesus: HOEURSE
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it amazing?
kumatsu: horse gang
itira: it could be a boat!
Dix: It is amazing
saucemaster5000: fried chicken bones don't count
TheWooglie: Ben was so scared without Adam
Lithobraker: The Polish dude from the warehouse?
SnackPak_: fancy
AdamYMHMI subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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rabbitgta: Caligula the horse ?
BrowneePoints: Hol Horse!? The JoJo character!?
YawnLance: Sick
GhostValv: hol horse?
corianderd: pls draw picture of horse and send to chat
Dmc3628: don't take that handshake
MadmanOreo: his horse is amazing.
plummeting_sloth: better than having half a horse, let me tell you
NightValien28: did you make that all by yourself adam?
Seth_Erickson: Sounds imposing
thraximore: Is that Native American?
saucemaster5000: that horse is dead
kumatsu: that horse is ancient
TheWooglie: horse is dead
YawnLance: OC Do not steal
DiscordianTokkan: This is my horse, Horus.
Lithobraker: Did he get a handshake for winning?
Getter404: We don't die we multiply
Orgmastron: Does Shawinigan shake? Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey all, happy tuesday
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Eille_k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Eille_k: happy spoopin day
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Anstu: Vampire Horse!
electra310: Portrait of Horsius Gray
shendaras: Is it very tall?
opal_moth: the green screening on the palm trees lol
CAKHost: It's also a Skyrim horse
TheWriterAleph: do vampire horses just eat the red out of apples?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nope, can't draw that horse, it's a vampire
plummeting_sloth: Horsepire is my favorite direct to TV horror movie
jessieimproved: I've been re-listening to Welcome to Nightvale a horse that won the derby in 58 tracks
thraximore: Wait I thought vampires don't show up on streams LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
TheMerricat: but Ben, vampires don't have reflections :P
mulligan2six: Don't you dare try to take the credit away from Tim Tam, the true winner!!
CastleOtranto: Oh, I think the McElroys had a song about a vampire horse
Seth_Erickson: Hey Vampire Horse, RELAX
Pteraspidomorphi: slate!
shendaras: See, wood you could have used to slay the vampire horse.
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to vampirehorse! They have given 910 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Nigouki: that sounds like slate
plummeting_sloth: Frankie and also Adam say relax
Mister_BlueSky: Get your real fake wood signs.
Getter404: Never took Adam for a parrothead.
Mister_Dee: I think it's radium
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: dang, that's a lotta work
GhostValv: D:
YawnLance: Ben please
electra310: Dude, you kissed the trash can!
itira: grooossss
MegaDosX: Ben no
MilkInBags: that's what you get for the chocolate milk
jessieimproved: You'll kiss a trash can but cross the line at James DNA
kumatsu: there's probably easier things around the office to get James Material from
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, Ben has a Horseferatu!
Easilycrazyhat: Hahah! You got James cooties!
BrowneePoints: It's like you kissed James now Adam
OmnipotentTrevor: Turner lickability in action
Makrosian_Tae: lrrFRUMP
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam will start falling in holes
CastleOtranto: "Hahaha... I'm inside of you!"
Mister_BlueSky: "That's faiiirrrrr!"
SmithKurosaki: sergeScopeCreep ?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
MilkInBags: popping james D:
Pteraspidomorphi: "this is how the world works"
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
YeetTheRich_: it wakes you up at like 7 AM
Kramburger: The James pimple doesn't pop, it just falls off your face
Seth_Erickson: If I give you 500 bits will you not pop me?
GapFiller: somewhere James just started sneezing fiercely
MadmanOreo: ben's james impression is impeccable.
SmithKurosaki: Welcome back
Gaytanic_Panic: Adam's wired and I'm LIVING FOR IT
thraximore: Shit's on fire, yo
itira: its a firey mess here
Makrosian_Tae: "Stuff", like fire
YawnLance: We might get scared maybe
saucemaster5000: aw. I only came for show and tell
MegaDosX: The game Ben played while you were gone was actually kinda spooky at times too
Mister_BlueSky: Resident Evil 8 by a baby.
YawnLance: We got vored by a giant goo baby
TheWooglie: Ben was scared without you
CAKHost: You guys have a weird bucket list
YeetTheRich_: ok now you made it weird
plummeting_sloth: ate by a baby? Huh... I must have missed a stream
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm here for creepy dolls
Easilycrazyhat: Think about the words you are about to say before you say them...
MegaDosX: Oh good he's not talking to me
BrowneePoints: Fetal Vore
HugeCandySquids: LUL
Dix: Chunguses
MadmanOreo: and yet we completely flew by national vore day =/
MaxTurkeyFlaps: What a weird moment to log in
Arclight_Dynamo: "With all the subtlety of Adam starting the stream today." Kappa
TheWriterAleph: sometimes baby-related violence
spethycakes: seabatTROG
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am dingus
YawnLance: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
HondoTrigger: this stream isn't scary till I get into chat SeriousSloth
Nigouki: they went full Akira on our daughter D:
Easilycrazyhat: All the subtlety of Adam opening up a stream.
YawnLance: Bodily harm happens a lot
LinearGif: We love the mods
Dix: o7
Drathak: Yeah especially hand hurting stuff
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Kramburger: Don't body the moddie
Ba_Dum_Tish: All the subtelty of a Adam Going live treat
YawnLance: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
ButButTheJesus: o7
Ba_Dum_Tish: tweet
plummeting_sloth: It turns out Konami thought the most REsident of Evils was subtly
Omega_Lairon: Jokes on you, I barely work at all : p
CastleOtranto: All praise the mods
Mister_BlueSky: If you don't like violence toward hands... this game might not be for you.
Gildan_Bladeborn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to see if Adam gets swallowed alive by the sludge baby again.
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Robot_Bones: We have gotten loud since 1 minute ago Kappa
TheWooglie: Adam's back, there goes the neighbourhood
Drathak: The boys are almost back in town?
Seth_Erickson: This stream particularly is body mutilation heavy
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah, Ethan is *not* lucky when it comes to massive hand trauma
YawnLance: Sick, I get a day off benginChamp
rabbitgta: the energy will be unreal
plummeting_sloth: so, just like normal
BrindleBoar: that is your A-game, Adam
Drathak: In person streams are hype as hell now
Makrosian_Tae: It has been [Adam] days without an accident
itira: im nervous about when you all are together ... chaos
Easilycrazyhat: Ben: "Welcome back to live streams!" Adam: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
ButButTheJesus: that sounds like a music video. Adam screams in face for 20 mins
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turns out, giant babies CAN open doors.
Mister_BlueSky: Uh huh.
saucemaster5000: can you speak up?
Mysticman89: oh right, last we saw we ggot consumed by vagina mouth baby
Pteraspidomorphi: Compared to the rest of LRR?
YawnLance: On a scale from 1-Voxy
HondoTrigger: they aren't loud, I fall asleep to this stream every week Kappa
shendaras: I imagine off stream you just sit quietly, maybe nod at each other.
Arclight_Dynamo: Twitch 6 is LRR 10, tho.
Lord_ZYRK: Roll that beautiful scream footage
Juliamon: Look, Ben, you can't just compare yourself to Voxy
thraximore: They're no Markipliers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam is only loud when you are trying to film in other areas of the moonbase
Laserbeaks_Fury: You just took the fuse
kevenwith2es: "What's up, fucking dumbasses?!" *throws trash can* "I'm not that loud!"
BrindleBoar: twitch chat is comin'
Mysticman89: we established that the baby can in fact open doors.
corianderd: i bet baby can't open door
Talin06: Adam Chat is always here
AdzyW subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
AdzyW: Who the F is Bern!?
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YeetTheRich_: *somewhere voxy feels a disturbance in the force*
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're going to run into him and then he'll chase you.
monakai: Run!
chefryto90: in a scale from Cameron to Voxy, they are in the center.
BusTed: BabyRage
Tangsm: This is why you put up baby gates.
Easilycrazyhat: "Hey baby! You ok!?"
thraximore: badbdbddbddbdbdbm
plummeting_sloth: forgot to put the baby gate over the stairs
Ba_Dum_Tish: I have fallen down stairs it is not fun
Darleysam: it's trying to get past the childlocks on the kitchen cupboards
Easilycrazyhat: Fuckin' got me again XD
ButButTheJesus: @corianderd yep that's correctAAAAAAAAAAA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BrowneePoints: GOTH IM AGAIN!
Gaytanic_Panic: @chefryto90 Violently oscillating from one end to the other.
thraximore: I LIED
Mister_BlueSky: NOT scared of big baby huh. 🤔
HugeCandySquids: LUL
NightValien28: not scared eh
SnackPak_: that's a loud baby
thraximore: I'm scared
itira: uhmmmmmm grossss
the_yawgfather: you just hear a series of thumps and a baby crying noise
jessieimproved: yeah it got me
GapFiller: its good to be back
ashesandmochi: BABY!
PaperDoopliss: Run, it's twitch chat!
corianderd: do under bed!
corianderd: yesssssss
itira: mum mum mum
Tangsm: This is a horror game, don't you have any keys you could jingle at it?
BrindleBoar: peanut butter baby time
Easilycrazyhat: I hate the fuckin' giggle
ButButTheJesus: get out that wadda
gualdhar: dude, babies ALWAYS look under the bed!
blip2004: i hate everything about it
itira: i hate the laugh omg
Drathak: Hide and seek
Juliamon: It wants to play!
Arclight_Dynamo: F'real, this is extremely disconcerting.
DeM0nFiRe: play peek a boo with sludge baby
circusofkirkus: those are some big hands
hatboozeparty: He can smell the food
Kramburger: My baby makes these noises right now so this is profoundly weird
YawnLance: Sounds wet
plummeting_sloth: it found a juice box on the way here
thraximore: It's having a great time :)
Rynehawk: stupid baby
chefryto90: i hate it. i hate it
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's very happy about the possibility of swallowing you whole again.
Earthenone: hiding actually makes sense here, it dosent have object permanace yet!
Mister_BlueSky: It's vision is based on vision.
ashesandmochi: oh i LOVE gore baby
the_yawgfather: this is the peanut butter baby 5 years later
Vergotterung: I saw a 3rd person shot of this scene, your legs are sticking way out
Mysticman89: moist baby
KeytarCat: @DeM0nFiRe that's a !badadvice
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nooooo, Adam, the hubris!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hate babies so much
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: It’s so ….slurpy… sounding
10of9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
10of9: You got this Adam! just use your superior object permanence skills!
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YeetTheRich_: I don't feel scared, I feel ... annoyed?
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe LUL
Makrosian_Tae: I CANNOT express to you just how much I hate this scene
Easilycrazyhat: Adam, this is how you died last time XD
novrdd: babeesss
Gildan_Bladeborn: Definitely the last time.
Makrosian_Tae: I am having a VISCERAL reaction to it
plummeting_sloth: it's fine, Baby's can't look up
itira: da bebe
Kramburger: That's a series wrap on the giant baby
corianderd: hard to believe these two outsmarted a baby
Gildan_Bladeborn: You were here before.
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that youre all beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!!! <3
ashesandmochi: future hiding place
TheBearBee: Baby Seller! I would like your most powerful baby!
BrowneePoints: @corianderd takes one to outsmart one
YawnLance: @corianderd 2 babies > 1 baby
Diabore: @corianderd they know how it thinks
Rynehawk: changing table
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
ButButTheJesus: @hexy_lexy d'awww <3
YeetTheRich_: oh uh stinkyy
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is when we first ran away from giant friendo.
spethycakes: these ARE two of the baby geniuses, though
Gildan_Bladeborn: This music is definitely not ominous at all.
LmagiaLive: ben...did u die?
Lithobraker: Wait, we're in the seminal theater play, "The Doll House"?
KeytarCat: Oh, I can pop out chat! now I'm full screen!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no!
novrdd: why this place is so dark WutFace
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp, you're eaten.
novrdd: baaabeeee
Rynehawk: give em the old razzle dazzle
MegaDosX: Sekiro!
Rynehawk: stupid baby
itira: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Easilycrazyhat: "None for me, thank you"
plummeting_sloth: good luck with object permanence, idiot!
YeetTheRich_: fuck you baby
Dix: whole lot of nope there
jessieimproved: that om nom nom sound tho lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: I really want there to be 2 of them.
thraximore: Ben is all muffled
LmagiaLive: that's some GOOD-ASS NOPE
Korhalis: take that you dumbass baby get a job
novrdd: StinkyGlitch StinkyGlitch StinkyGlitch
KeytarCat: That was disconcerting
Dog_of_Myth: @Dix Just wait
Gaytanic_Panic: THAT was
RaklarLS: I love it just makes happy baby sounds
Justin_Bailey: whelp, good luck Ben
ashesandmochi: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sogheim: sounds like they're having fun
MegaDosX: That's so extra
BrindleBoar: doll living its best life
Easilycrazyhat: Are those real eyes?
Dmc3628: Ben oh wait
itira: yeesh
plummeting_sloth: ah, a Tickle-me-Hellmo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, admit it, after big baby, Angie isn't so bad
novrdd: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
silenceaux: Literally rolling on the floor
Mister_BlueSky laughs slightly
Drathak: Nah I gently exhale often
saucemaster5000: is this one of those jokes you don't get so you just start laughing along with to fit in?
Makrosian_Tae: This actor is BRINGING it
ButButTheJesus: @plummeting_sloth katesLol
lamina5432: you pulled the classic horror scene there
DeM0nFiRe: Yes, I stand on my chair, A-pose, and giggle
MegaDosX: Nah, we do what Adam's said in the past, just that brief exhale from the nose when you guys make a funny
Lithobraker: Good. Joke. Streamer.
itira: gently and often
KeytarCat: I fully giggle!
BusTed: 😤
ashesandmochi: ohmygod
corianderd: ah. my collection
Gildan_Bladeborn: There seem to be... more dolls than last time.
Arclight_Dynamo: Why's our vision all fucky?
Gaytanic_Panic: WutFace WutFace WutFace
thraximore: I have a hearty laugh every once in a while
Korhalis: i exclaim HAH
itira: its bens nightmare
Easilycrazyhat: "Not the hands! Not the hands!"
novrdd: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
ashesandmochi: AND a spider doll
Mister_BlueSky: And now we play hide and seek.
Dmc3628: and now a timed segment good luck
Pteraspidomorphi: "No"
Sogheim: wasn't this a movie in the eighties?
SkylerRingtail: Time for a nice game of hide and seek
LmagiaLive: quick!
YeetTheRich_: was that ethan or ben screaming? LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well this can only end... great.
Gaytanic_Panic: Man. Spiders AND dolls. NotLikeThis BibleThump WutFace
LinearGif: Yeah that happens to me sometimes too
novrdd: omg this is a nightmare NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
CastleOtranto: Oh, this'll be FUN
plummeting_sloth: man, I would be just smashing these dolls with whatever I had on hand
AdamYMHMI: I assume this is the experience of walking into an American Girl Doll store.
corianderd: just like forest spirits
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd like to know how a virus causes sentient flying doll-itis.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is certainly not going to run out of time and die.
SkylerRingtail: Maybe, uh, we shouldn't waste time
drcthulu: it's a young adam in doll form
MegaDosX: Adam when was the last time you were clean shaven?
ashesandmochi: the glitchy dolls are very good
DiscordianTokkan: I love the video that was released of the Mocap actress doing the doll's movements
averythetiger: Time to find out if this is a real time limit or not
Mister_BlueSky: YET?!
electra310: Not yet?
YeetTheRich_: the soundscape here is just annoying
Traion: It's not a virus it is mold so that answers your question right? @arclight_dynamo
thraximore: They seem quite amiable umbraSmile
Cartographers_Ink: The dolls are getting excited
Sogheim: I feel like this would be scarier if there were less dolls
novrdd: uhm...
Arclight_Dynamo: @Traion Oh, 100%. Solved it. :p
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: The creepy doll lady kind of "did" imply a time limit.
YeetTheRich_: again with the fucking hands
Mysticman89: getting chased by your grandparents asking about grandkids
circusofkirkus: Sonic voice: "You're too slow"
itira: oh dear me
Tangsm: Spider dolls. Ben's favorite.
Gaytanic_Panic: God, so much hand damage
Pteraspidomorphi: It's only your fifth arm
Anstu: wow, that one got me
novrdd: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
charlie_victor7: Yep the time limit is real
monakai: You're Ethan Winters, this is breakfast
Drathak: We're like a shitty wolverine
Easilycrazyhat: I'm pretty sure every nerve in Ethan's arms is dead at this point.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hashtag just ethan things
Dmc3628: there's a cheevo for this fight much like Lady D's (defeat Angine in less than Sixty Seconds)
Sogheim: why is it bleeding?!
prince_infidel: Gets stabbed through the hand. Just Ethan things
Tangsm: Do they, though?
thraximore: @Sogheim Do your dolls not bleed?
BrowneePoints: Someone add that to quotes
Vyous: No dolls need to bleed!
saucemaster5000: gushy the bleeding cabbage patch doll did not take off
BrowneePoints: Ben: "More Dolls Need to Bleed"
ButButTheJesus: ben no!
Easilycrazyhat: Ben, why...
YeetTheRich_: majorly cursed
niccus: that can be arranged
NarishmaReborn: Yours... don't?
YawnLance: Like from their eyes?...
Lord_ZYRK: Do they not?
DeM0nFiRe: yogNO
TalecArashi: "More dolls need to bleed" shoutouts to illbleed
itira: why would you....
Masslost: dam thats a hot take
thraximore: Anything but a Furby
Nigouki: as Arnie said: if it bleeds, we can kill it
Mysticman89: they bleed for awhile, but eventually they dry up
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Why do I keep logging back in at the worst times?!?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben must never have owned "Captain Bleedy" as a child.
ashesandmochi: someone mod this area with furbies instead
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Darth_Litigious: How do you know they don't?
ArkhamArchivist: What do you mean “if”, Ben?
Tangsm: They already make dolls that pee. The technology is there.
the_yawgfather: N O
LinearGif: Picking out a doll at the store like "Do you bleed?"
fastlane250: Get your stab on
BrowneePoints: They did a great job of making you feel empowered after the baby segment
ButButTheJesus: i think that's an appropriate response in this scenario
Gaytanic_Panic: "Hey Angie." *boop*
KeytarCat: She bit him last time, he's made up his mind!
plummeting_sloth: "Oh, a stab wound? Yawn" Ethan Winters
drcthulu: do you have any questions? yes does the doll bleed?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Ethan definitely solves his problems a little more thoroughly than some other Resi protags
MadmanOreo: "we only did this to rose because adam chose the bad ending last time"
CAKHost: Tag! You get stabbed!
corianderd: spagget
Easilycrazyhat: what...the fuck...
Mister_BlueSky: Cute?
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
BrindleBoar: murdalizin'
raulghoulia: so she just allows you to stab her to death?
MegaDosX: Holy crap
thraximore: ah
fastlane250: Uh
monakai: Wow, we're a jerk
BrowneePoints: THAT is why Angie was bleeding
MilkInBags: you accidently a murder
YeetTheRich_: maybe it's like with mosquitoes and that is not their own blood
CastleOtranto: O-kay
novrdd: dieee u dieeee angieee
Manae: Was that a baby on the key?
rosesmcgee: hey wait, make with the torso
raulghoulia: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Tangsm: Is the giant baby okay?
MegaDosX: The second canopic jar!
BrindleBoar: free baby juice
Rhynerd: Huh, I arrive just in tome to see you murder a lord.
Mysticman89: do you have a perfectly weighted bag of sand
plummeting_sloth: Mia... I'll make things right. Also fuck dolls
itira: 1 pile of news paper later
thraximore: a cup of this man's piss!
CastleOtranto: Oh, another piss jar
fastlane250: Baby Part Jar Get!
Lithobraker: Piss jar!
GhostValv: and a free doll :)
ButButTheJesus: pick up her
ButButTheJesus: there
Mister_BlueSky: Tactical crouching.
DeM0nFiRe: "Legs Flask" lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now you have a puppet friend!
the_yawgfather: pick up da doll. free cash
YawnLance: "Collect Rose 2/4"
corianderd: head, legs, doll body
Easilycrazyhat: "Hey Duke, you want a dead doll?"
DiscordianTokkan: Assembling Baby Exodia
NightValien28: that's basically a child
AdamYMHMI: ZZ Top is satisfied with your progress now.
BurgerGamer: head and legs is like, 90% of a baby
Sogheim: are we Build-a-Bear'ing our daughter?
Juliamon: It didn't wear out its welcome
CastleOtranto: Legs flask? So, 9 Chickweed Lane?
Arclight_Dynamo: We getting frame stutter?
monakai: Let's get our guns and kill that giant baby
shendaras: Is there an orb thiing?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Escape room, and run for your life from sludge baby room.
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo A little
Sogheim: @CastleOtranto oh god why would you bring that up?!
Makrosian_Tae: It didn't overstay its welcome
plummeting_sloth: also, we're gonna have to remember there's a shooting component eventually
NightValien28: Arclight_Dynamo oh I am getting some, I thought it was just me
Makrosian_Tae: That's good
YeetTheRich_: boreal valley
Vergotterung: where are your gunz
drcthulu: dark souls 3 1st dlc
5fivecents: 2/4 ?
Mysticman89: welcome to the painted world
CastleOtranto: @Sogheim Because I am a monster
Seth_Erickson: Knock Knock
Earthenone: ahh, you're awake
Seth_Erickson: January here I come
Traion: This is the painted world of arandel
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder what upgrades the Duke will have for that 2nd pistol you picked up.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Horseferatu
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, did you get your guns back?
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWat
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dmc3628: DAMN
YeetTheRich_: gottem
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
monakai: Roasted
Seth_Erickson: LUL
saucemaster5000: shots fired
Anstu: benginDab
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
Gaytanic_Panic: Hello, 911?
NightValien28: wooooooooooow
Stormthius: Damn dude
itira: oof
CastleOtranto: Ya burnt
electra310: So harsh
chefryto90: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: yes I need to report a murder
HadesLeprechaun: you didn't do a whole Returnal playthrough? lol
djalternative: Where's the collection counter for gun daycare?
NightValien28: says the pokemon unite player
kevenwith2es: Wait, but James plays shooters
Dix: burn
DiscordianTokkan: The Baby Highlander Bloodmoon Jeser Lives run
novrdd: ouch
Uzumaki15: Quick Adam time him out XD
Rynehawk: narrator: it was this that caused the rift between Adam and Ben
DiscordianTokkan: *Jester
Vergotterung: you had them the whole time?
RayFK: Oh weird. Adam is playing a Shooter.
thraximore: When you killed the doll
Laserbeaks_Fury: You always had them
Makrosian_Tae: Aw shit I missed it, what happened?
Sogheim: does this mean you weren't really stabbed in the arms by flying dolls because of the illusions?
plummeting_sloth: you have 7
LinearGif: The real not having guns was the friends we killed along the way
Gildan_Bladeborn: Rusted scrap and Scrap are different things.
plummeting_sloth: aaah
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah. One has rust. :)
rosesmcgee: On the one hand Adam dislikes shooters, on the other hand "LLLLLIBERATED!"
GenericHerooo: xD
Gildan_Bladeborn: In that they make different types of bullets.
ButButTheJesus: you didn't yet
YeetTheRich_: Is ben looking for new teammates because of that JoeKim thing? Kappa
plummeting_sloth: Rusted Scrap, Scrap and eventually Really Nice Scrap
InquisitorGaia: you didnt get it cause you cannot yet
BrowneePoints: Yea, JoeKim trapped Ben in a wall. It was hilarious
ButButTheJesus: yeah you can't yet
Seth_Erickson: Need the other half of the name plate?
Mister_BlueSky: Yep. You might find it later.
Kelderan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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KeytarCat: I recommended my brother (who doesn't play L4D-likes) play a few rounds while it's free, because it has enough weird stuff that he likes. Same might be true of Adam, but he has enough games to play LUL
Juliamon: Alright yeah, now I'm seeing stutter
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ooh.
Korhalis: some milky milky content
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun What does content milk taste like?
shendaras: orb
saucemaster5000: just give in and make it a putt-putt stream
Makrosian_Tae: Milking content from the con-teats
Gildan_Bladeborn: That looks like a ball for one of those moving castles. We haven't found a 2nd one yet though.
BrowneePoints: Framerate wut u doin
ButButTheJesus: @Makrosian_Tae ...ew
Mister_BlueSky: The Medium would probably be pretty good.
TheWriterAleph: cuz this is THRILLEEER
kevenwith2es: See, Adam's playing Back4Blood right now
MegaDosX: A collateral there would've been so amazing
lamina5432: dropped a roof
Gildan_Bladeborn: Let Adam spend a lot of money on a gun immediately before he found a better one, is what Duke did.
Vergotterung: red house?
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KeytarCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:17.
YeetTheRich_: duke didn't tell us about his second pistol when we put our upgrades into the first pistol
Gildan_Bladeborn: We're a few fish short of one of the recipes if memory serves.
the_yawgfather: i actually think the duke is pretty cool
ButButTheJesus: neat!
Tangsm: I mean, if the Duke hadn't told you there was hope, you'd just be collecting baby parts for funsies.
Mister_BlueSky: G O O D.
LinearGif: Well wheel, what do we have here
N30dude: awe man, i missed the dolls
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The most unbelievable thing is that the well made no noise
DiscordianTokkan: We were, the Doll Area just wasn't done with YOU
Mysticman89: dolls bleed, but they certianly dont shit.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey!
pariahjrl: Twitch has changed and I can’t find the Amazon Prime sub choice anymore. Anyone know how that works now?
frogomb: this is the weirdest fireball island board
Ba_Dum_Tish: An oily baby
ButButTheJesus: like a large devouring baby
SnackPak_: a giant slimy baby's bottom
kevenwith2es: Like a sludge baby's oozing bottom
Mister_BlueSky: Just tap it in. Give it a little tap tap tapperoo.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: pro gamer move
Transmuted_Elf: its stardew minecart all over again
Robot_Bones: TIL ben puts pepper on babies bottoms
Nigouki: just drift it, this is basically downhill racing
Mysticman89: speedrun strats
ButButTheJesus: "go to your HOLE"
electra310: Speedrun strats
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: speedrun strats
spo_okymulder: hi spooky friends! GlitchCat
MegaDosX: It looks like it registers a fall before it can hit the next bit of track
Tangsm: Marble Madness speedrun skip.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Anti-cheat technology.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @electra310 jinx
Vergotterung: lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam *very much* wants to invert these controls.
InquisitorGaia: watching adam futz with this stupid ball puzzle makes me feel bad
electra310: Great minds think alike, get banana
Korhalis: move the stick the way you want to go i think
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's more that the ball reacts in the opposite way that you move the castle.
ButButTheJesus: you're not moving the BALL, you're moving the platform
Musicsquid: The final one of these took me ages
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ook
thraximore: That is also a possibility
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: use keyboard for it?
MadmanOreo: Did no one teach you children mable madness when you were kids? DansGame
Mister_BlueSky: The last one of these took me so long.
Lord_ZYRK: What Adam is saying is that nothing is wrong with the controls seabatUseless
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey
Diabore: i havent actually seen this one
NightValien28: get good Kappa
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YeetTheRich_: oh we gaming
Arclight_Dynamo: SEKIROLL!
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEAAA
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: TOUCHDOWN
Ba_Dum_Tish: He gaming
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Korhalis: i mean the ball goes the way you point stick :C
DeM0nFiRe: He's gaming
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown
rabbitgta: gamer FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That was great!
shendaras: Just needed some twitch chat motivation.
Mysticman89: see, our advice helped
empyreon: SPITE WORKED!
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: seabatClap
prince_infidel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
chefryto90: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
charlie_victor7: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
spethycakes: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: OK but why would you not just put the ball into the hole, rather than doing the whole thing?
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatClap
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: dare be sour?
circusofkirkus: did we just get hustled?
frogomb: touchdown man
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kevenwith2es: Not loud, btw
electra310: See, it worked!
Juliamon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YawnLance: Looks like he just moved the stick the way he wanted it to go :)
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: drift king!
drcthulu: until the next time
Sogheim: the boshy reclaims his title
thraximore: Backseating works!
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: I'm betting you moved the stick in the direction you wanted it to go though Kappa
shendaras: you're welcome
Pywodwagon: seabatClap
YeetTheRich_: "I am not a loud streamer"
BurgerGamer: seems like the advice worked Kappa
ButButTheJesus: I mean we just wanted to keep the game going Keepo
KWardJenx: Jeese. The gun ain't the only tihng with a trigger around here I guess.
Robot_Bones: Next time savidan, next time
MilkInBags: voxyDab
aldruon: Eatin' Dumplings while watching Ben and Adam spook? today's a good Day
jessieimproved: She's got voice in her name
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah. Not loud compared to a jet engine.
GhostValv: voxyCrabdance
Seth_Erickson: In the grand scheme of things everyone's quiet
Juliamon: Voxy is an outlier adn should not be counted
shendaras: Compared to loud things like explosions or jet engines...
MegaDosX: Voxy in Phasmophobia is always hilarious
Vergotterung: missed something in the other house
PerfectDarkRitual: voxyRage
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dear Adam: You want to go back to that red house
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler was messing with Voxy so much and it was hilarious XD
InquisitorGaia: you missed some stuff in the other house there
jessieimproved: Voxy is the spice we all need in our Phasmaphobia game
ghyllnox: That stream was great!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Don't get me wrong, Voxy is super entertaining. But I do have to decimate my volume
LinearGif: Voxy is like, you know the microphone power in Kirby Air Ride?
Traion: Voxy has no mic. She is loud enough that people hear her across continents
Mysticman89: goat em
Seth_Erickson: We're all quiet to the sound of a massive meteor crashing into the earth
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
KeytarCat: I thought that was a real goat
Obsolete2885: Goat-cha!
thraximore: lrrGOAT
Korhalis: if they didin't want the costs do be shot they would have made them bulletproof
MadmanOreo: goat there *pointing*
Korhalis: goats*
MegaDosX: It's not like you're speedrunning this
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should absolutely, 100%, enable Adam's obsessive desire to make all red spots on the map blue. This is not sarcasm.
Seth_Erickson: The longer you take on this the longer it takes to play Little Nightmares 2 though NotLikeThis
electra310: Yours
MegaDosX: I don't think anyone would complain if you took a bit longer to get through the game
ButButTheJesus: laaaandmines!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ooh.
Mister_BlueSky: New shotgun who dis.
EvilBadman: gotta make sure Resident Evil 9 is out before we're done
Gildan_Bladeborn: New shotgun seems like it would probably be better than the one you already had.
Dix: Adam "I don't play shooters" Savidan
jessieimproved: Hi this is Angela we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's warranty
Two_Hats: that skin is not silky smooth
fcloud: get up and go more like lay down and stop
Gildan_Bladeborn: We have 2 shotguns and 2 pistols.
Seth_Erickson: Just sell one to the Duke
Mister_BlueSky: There's some cages in the trees that have stuff btw.
TheWriterAleph: Now I have two shotguns. Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
Tangsm: Do the birdcages have stuff?
raulghoulia: Ben's got jokes
Korhalis: let the streamer akimbo shotguns
hexy_lexy: bebber bupgrades, bebber bizza, bubba bongs
BrindleBoar: but are you playing 3, or one of the mediocre HoMM's
YeetTheRich_: twitch alert: *Bengineering just started streaming*
MWGNZ: rich birds
noSmokeFire: those birds were RICH
Pywodwagon: Adam true gamer, didn’t look up
Drathak: I liked 5 also
Kaorti: 3 best homm
let_me_have_shucklez: 3 is the best, Geru is the best
Kaorti: Fave faction?
BrindleBoar: HoA didn't do much for me, but the HD mod is chef's kiss
Traion: Ben is a man of taste of course he plays 3
Easilycrazyhat: Modders a fucking awesome.
BrindleBoar: yeah Eastern Europe is still in love with it, which is weird.
Rynehawk: in soviet russia, game play you
Shemerson: cause it runs on potato machines?
Easilycrazyhat: potato potato
Seth_Erickson: Find me one that doesn't Kappa
Blightfight: Doesn't everyone loves Tertris, thouhg?
YeetTheRich_: and counter strike
Laserbeaks_Fury: Only square based games....RED SQUARE'
YeetTheRich_: ok wow
LinearGif: Only the highly cultured know that chessris is the best
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam speaks the truth.
Mister_BlueSky: I prefer Dr Mario. :|
raulghoulia: Idris Elba cast in Knuckles in the new Sonic
saucemaster5000: wow that's like saying bread sucks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tetris is boring and not fun.
Juliamon: Watch TGM competitions is sweet
ButButTheJesus: y'know in all the commotion i lost count
Rynehawk: now im picturing adam slapping handhelds out of peoples hands whenever he sees them play tetris
Gildan_Bladeborn: Some bread absolutely sucks.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Seth_Erickson: Fuck Tetris there I said it
ashesandmochi: my old roommate is russian, her parents were mostly into soccer
SnackPak_: nailed that one
Queginn: If any game is bread it's Tetris
YeetTheRich_: adam actively looking for new ways to antagonize twitch chat
MilkInBags: saying tetris sucks is like saying tetris sucks
the_yawgfather: i also dislike Tetris. i just dont find it that enjoyable
BrindleBoar: "I wasn't going to say anything but I'm glad you brought it up..."
Gaytanic_Panic: That movie Willow? Just ok.
jessieimproved: I have put so may hours into Tetris that they are uncountable but I have no retort
Traion: Adam Beej called, you are fired
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam's Mario Sunshine Play it Forward when?
KV1NN4: are these guys falling out of the trees??
Vergotterung: click on heads
MilkInBags: actual toxic D:
the_yawgfather: its not a bad game, i just would rather play something else
NightValien28: woow look at the body shot sniper over here
thraximore: Maybe the reason Adam doesn't like classic games is because he's bad at em LUL
BusTed: What if Adam just hated the L-shaped Tetris pieces.
DiscordianTokkan: Aunt Viv!
Easilycrazyhat: Clearly you're not a golfer.
CanisLupusAqua: evolves from vivionair
Seth_Erickson: I see that darkest dungeon is dulling our fps gaming skills
Haroldholmes25: they're minerals marie
Vergotterung: lol you have to hit
Earthenone: i went through a tetris phase in school, it was one of the few games on my TI calculator :P
Robot_Bones: Ben missed that episode of Steven Universe
Pteraspidomorphi: Why was this deathbloom addict stuck in the ground
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a tribute to the most charming and heartbreaking FF character
the_yawgfather: its a shiny rock
fastlane250: I guess they call it a Fire TV stick because it gets very hot
silenceaux: Evolves an eevee into vivianeon
thraximore: @Pteraspidomorphi umbraHappy
KeytarCat: Still 7, even with a headshot
shendaras: wikipedia says it's a hydrated iron phosphate mineral
Seth_Erickson: Lay off Twitch Chat, Ben's the only bully here
NarishmaReborn: 1000 bits per insult
Omthebox: No thanks, earning things is for chumps. OpieOP
Rhynerd: Work for banana?
InquisitorGaia: dont we pay for the privilege?
Two_Hats: It's part of Ben's paycheck
MegaDosX: Can we praise him? Or is that only reserved for Ben too?
ashesandmochi: why baby parts in stone
ArkhamArchivist: messing with our Snark Equity
corefluxx: Is that the baby?
Easilycrazyhat: You ever think about how fucking weird RE is?
Earthenone: Adam is.
Omthebox: Adam sure exists today.
TheWooglie: Adam is "fine"
Mister_BlueSky: Adam exists.
MWGNZ: adam is.
LinearGif: No bully, no bully, big whammy, stop
theambivalentagender: This is sure a stream.
kevenwith2es: Adam is a streamer :)
BurgerGamer: adam sure is
Gaytanic_Panic: Adam is a man
Seth_Erickson: Adam is a human being
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, was that a flashback to the RE7 home?
x0den: this game exists
Tangsm: What makes a man turn neutral?
Talin06: Adam is.
MegaDosX: Adam I think you're great!
DeM0nFiRe: You are playing a video game.
ashesandmochi: duke!
Darth_Litigious: Adam is a human
spethycakes: This is a statement.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Adam Savidan has hair
ButButTheJesus: Adam is heeeeeeeere
Kramburger: Adam is a streamer
Drathak: I watch this stream sometimes
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam is Adam
Robot_Bones: Adam completes Game Actions
CanisLupusAqua: adam is playing a game
noSmokeFire: I am feeling neutral about this game
BrindleBoar: How about that weather?
SirenSongSeas: Adam sure is playing a video game
ArkhamArchivist: Adequate Joke, Streamer
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is.
lawful_neutral_wizard: Aiming and hitting is the path to victory.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only mockery in the form of Twitch emotes, that are subject to interpretation.
monakai: Duke has feet
Sogheim: Adam is a streamer who is engaging with a video game
Pywodwagon: Does Adam’s mom get banned for compliments in here too
chefryto90: Adam is a human
Seth_Erickson: Adam can shoot the gun.
Omthebox: Adam's hair is made of hair
Lord_ZYRK: Adam have I ever told you that you have both hair *and* skin?
AtomicAlchemical: Adam sure is a streamer, am I right gamers?
hexy_lexy: heres a neutral statement! i adore you adam and you inspire me on a daily basis!!!
the_yawgfather: adam could be gaming
ghyllnox: Adam has many teeth
noSmokeFire: we're here
BusTed: seabatNogood
Gaytanic_Panic: Adam's my favourite! *BANNED*
Saxpython: Adam plays videogames
Laserbeaks_Fury: have you tried shooting the Duke?
SquareDotCube: Ben is a voice.
latchbox: Adam is playing RE8
Seth_Erickson: Necklace plus gem?
theambivalentagender: Don't lose your head
corianderd: head for baby
the_yawgfather: this videogame is a game
Robot_Bones: Combine it with your gun
YeetTheRich_: Adams bones are wet
corianderd: all bones are wet
Easilycrazyhat: Have you tried cooking yet?
BrowneePoints: Bones are wet
BusTed: 🤔
DiscordianTokkan: ALL bones are wet
Juliamon: Bones require moisture
CanisLupusAqua: @corianderd please don't generalize
Seth_Erickson: ^
Omthebox: Would dry bones be...better?
monakai: They're not wrapped in plastic
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's nice that they don't make you guess if you need to hold onto stuff for more money later.
Earthenone: Adam has a neutral PH balance
DiscordianTokkan: Teeth technically aren't bones, so they can dry out
Darth_Litigious: Adam's bones are moist.
DarkMorford: Dem bones, dem bones, dem dryyyy bones
Easilycrazyhat: Some bones are wet benginFingers
saucemaster5000: dry bones are just mario villains
spethycakes: The hip bone's connected to the...wet bone
BrindleBoar: put your bones back inside you this instant young man
Seth_Erickson: Ben are you a skeleton wearing only a skin suit?
InquisitorGaia: Adam appears to have skin
LinearGif: dusty old bones, full of green dust
shendaras: Sell old stuff?
TheExactSame: adam I filled with darkness
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sell the original pistol and shotgun.
SirenSongSeas: So if Ben's bones are dry, should we call him Dry Ben?
Mister_BlueSky: You only get 1 upgraded weapon per type if that helps.
Seth_Erickson: You can sell the lemi back to the Duke
MilkInBags: 1911 is its power level
TheWriterAleph: big numbers good, ook ook
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a bigger number than 160, Ben.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that guy from Hellboy didn't have wet bones, he was all full of sand
mulligan2six: 170 boom numbers
MegaDosX: Big numbers are better I guess?
Dmc3628: stonk go up dmg goes up
niccus: number goes up
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's damage per shot
theambivalentagender: 170 bullat
Gaytanic_Panic: Number go up FamilyMan FamilyMan
Easilycrazyhat: @SirenSongSeas Dry Ben's dry bones.
Traion: You can sell the old pistol and shotgun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Making the numbers get larger is how you win. That's what MMOs taught me.
Seth_Erickson: Why so rude to the Duke DansGame
MegaDosX: Wow, Adam's feeling punchy today!
Pywodwagon: You can sell the old ones for a good amount
YeetTheRich_: so much for our good friend duke
kevenwith2es: Adam's burning all bridges tonight
MilkInBags: adam is so toxic since he saw his mom Kappa
OmnipotentTrevor: higher number > smaller number
Nigouki: tbf Duke has been rather insensitive to our daughter's situation
thraximore: @MegaDosX Darkest Dungeon was NOT kind to him earlier today LUL
SirenSongSeas: Adam is making the numbers go bigger
Saxpython: This one does 1080 no scope
shendaras: Sell old guns?
plummeting_sloth: no gods no kings and no dukes either I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sell him the old ones.
Vergotterung: sell old guns maybe?
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah you can sell old guns, and if you want them back you can buy them.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah but if one gun is 170 and another is 340, you know the 340 takes exactly halfs as many shots
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't they use the same ammo?
InquisitorGaia: nope no punishment
Mister_BlueSky: They don't suddenly get better.
Seth_Erickson: Not really
Pywodwagon: No, you can sell old ones
ButButTheJesus: you can give your meats in his kitchen menu
Tangsm: Can't you use the meat? Or is that just inventory clutter now?
Rynehawk: classic gamer mentality
kevenwith2es: That one's got tape on it, it's not gonna get better, homie.
latchbox: the duke definitely talks like he'd offer unsolicited backrubs
Seth_Erickson: the lemi has more upgrade potential
lady_ramkin: examine the family photo
Rynehawk: no gamer sells stuff without doubt
Seth_Erickson: and that's about it
MilkInBags: unless you're playing at the hardest difficulty, guns upgrades are not like, mandatory
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can we cook anything yet?
plummeting_sloth: bloody decent of you Duke
thraximore: D:< excuse you
Seth_Erickson: We can have some Bird and Beast Pilaf
DiscordianTokkan: Health Increases are always good
Vergotterung: get stock maybe?
lamina5432: diss my favorite gun class
NarishmaReborn: capitalism
thraximore: Strictly business
Mister_BlueSky: Duke's gotta make money too.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Buy low, sell high.
ButButTheJesus: you can give your meats in his kitchen menu
Seth_Erickson: There's food everywhere Adam I'd just make one of the dishes
plummeting_sloth: I thought this was a charity Duke!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The dishes DO make us... stronger.
prince_infidel: The real horror is capitalism
Mister_BlueSky: Speaking of Tetris...
Vergotterung: don't forget to shortcut the guns
YeetTheRich_: now adam, aren't you technically playing tetris here?
fcloud: adam "i dont like tetris" savidan
YeetTheRich_: how does this make you feel?
Robot_Bones: no egg in inventory? 0/10 unplayable
Nigouki: what does it take to go from Benjamin to Benjamax?
ButButTheJesus: you can give your meats in his kitchen menu
ashesandmochi: food?
saucemaster5000: to be fair, this isn't making a case for tetris being fun
novrdd: adam hates tetris
novrdd: meanwhile...
lumlite: Don't forget to add the new weapons to the quick select.
Saxpython: Vin Diesel Intesifies
plummeting_sloth: ah, that's good. Otherwise your character would be walking all crooken
plummeting_sloth: crooked
electra310: Put it in a recipe
electra310: They will stay there
Seth_Erickson: You can put stuff in ahead of time
electra310: Until you are ready
latchbox: do NOT give your meat tonthe baron
latchbox: duke
noSmokeFire: Duke has a minifridge you can use
Gildan_Bladeborn: Saves us carrying them around all the time.
brainbosh: I mean, you get enough meat for every recipe
YeetTheRich_: *nomnomnom* what was that?
Dmc3628: they are single use so once you make one you reap their benefits permanently
opal_moth: how does he not have frost bite on his toes
Mister_BlueSky hums "mixed messages"
BurgerGamer: look at me!
ButButTheJesus: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
spethycakes: LOOK AT US
MWGNZ: rayfkDont
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ignore the monkeys in the back
BrowneePoints: Nope
ashesandmochi: ohh does that mean there's a bunch of backtracking-ish
Earthenone: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6250: "Everything's fine, it's all part of stuff." —Adam Koebel [2019-07-29]
Kreiseler: witness me!
BusTed: Sure loves to manage inventory for how much he dislikes Tetris.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The comment to not give you "meat" to the Duke may have been using "meat" as a... euphemism.
electra310: Attention to chat plz
Mister_BlueSky: You did get a key that goes to a treasure.
YeetTheRich_: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #5674: "I think Twitch chat's great." —Adam [2019-01-03]
latchbox: nonono i was making a lewd joke something something meat
Seth_Erickson: There's new stuff in the church
YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot thanks adam
Seth_Erickson: also no that's not where you're supposed to go
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, it indeed was.
dabudder: Hey yall! This is my first RE stream live, I am thankful that ben and adam have made watching horror games enjoyable for me.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Luthier: a maker of stringed instruments such as violins or guitars.
plummeting_sloth: sweet, we can steal a violin and turn it into a sweet katana
brainbosh: The chest for it is labeled on the map
AmpleAppleLamps: "West side of the village" looking at east old town
electra310: We can shred like Ellywick
BloodnBullets: yeah that map is upside down
saucemaster5000: everyone get on the gloves
Bengineering: Alright u chucklefucks
thraximore: umbraWut
YeetTheRich_: I thought you said "Weast"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would they make "up" not be "north?
Bengineering: *slaps baton*
Korhalis: gamedevs making the super cool move of making north down
Makrosian_Tae: That's a paddlin
BusTed: oshit
thraximore: umbraCop
SirenSongSeas: Ook Ook
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMonkey
NightValien28: watch out the popo is here
corefluxx: Looks like north is down on this map
gualdhar: Ben stop I'm into that shit
saucemaster5000: baton eh? we in marching band now?
thraximore: 🍌
ArkhamArchivist: Chat is Benginfearing right now
plummeting_sloth: in Romania, all maps are printed upside. Ol' Carpathian tradition
opal_moth: map is upside down we now know Ethan cant read maps
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you want direct directoions?
overlordstowell: ACAB
dabudder: @gualdhar my thoughts exactly
Traion: Ben you look good in uniform, but maybe put on the pants too next time
MegaDosX: Monorail!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Monorail!
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, Chat, do I have an episode of The West Wing for YOU.
Easilycrazyhat: @opal_moth Maybe he put his hands on backwards.
Robot_Bones: Did some one say Monorail?
thraximore: @overlordstowell All Cops are Bengineering?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The map being a mirror image of the way that everyone reads maps, always, forever, and always has done, offends me on a personal level.
Roger_Job329: Monorail
chaostreader: There was a path through a house.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Because this village is a maze, especiialy 2 weeks removed
AmpleAppleLamps: @Arclight_Dynamo are you sure it's not the east wing
saucemaster5000: @Arclight_Dynamo that was the north wing
Juliamon: It Has Been [0] Let's Nopes since our last Simpsons reference
electra310: I can't watch that episode, I feel too sad about Pluey
ashesandmochi: inspector gadget-ass
Easilycrazyhat: Ethan needs spairs
Mister_BlueSky: Ethan's actually just Goro.
MegaDosX: There are totally frames there where Ethan has four hands
Easilycrazyhat: *spares
Tangsm: Well, they keep chopping them off, So Ethan has evolved extras.
ButButTheJesus: i know that threw me too when i was playing
opal_moth: well he does do hand replacements
Transmuted_Elf: lets not think to deeply about ethans physiology
BloodnBullets: each gun comes with its own pair of arms
Ukon_Cairns: most ppl have forearms
ArkhamArchivist: Four Armed and Forewarned
Gildan_Bladeborn: We've literally seen him just... stick a hand back on his wrist stump, and have it be fine moments later.
dabudder: wait did adam sell the gun he upgraded during this stream or the last one
BrowneePoints: This one is super tricky
TheWriterAleph: what till you see him use the ink shoot
SirenSongSeas: Maybe that's why Rose wass such a big deal?
CanisLupusAqua: it started when an alien device did what it did
Rynehawk: but can he?
plummeting_sloth: Goro never looks bashful and I don't like it
NarishmaReborn: they are too muscular to hold them down
MegaDosX: Probably
SirenSongSeas: She's a Goro baby
Tangsm: He's constantly knitting.
Dog_of_Myth: Never can be too careful.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sad truth Ben is that he CAN'T put his arms down. He's simply too muscular.
ArkhamArchivist: 3/4 arms always at the ready. One can hold the teacup
Seth_Erickson: @Gildan_Bladeborn don't forget the heal juice he poured on it
ArdCollider: if you could be mortally kombatted upon at any moment, you'd be like that too
fastlane250: no a-posing goros
ButButTheJesus: he's so.... BIG
YeetTheRich_: In case his tea tries to escape
BurgerGamer: I feel like he had his hands down at some point in the MK movie
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like Machamp
Vergotterung: he can cross his arms and hands on hips at the same time
prince_infidel: The top arms can't go down
frogomb: sometimes it's crossed arms
BusTed: What about when Machamp is carrying your lovingly in his arms?
plummeting_sloth: well because 4 arms don't look right in a relaxed pose. CAuse they don't know where to attach them
Mister_BlueSky: Do you have any experience with having 4 arms?
Seth_Erickson: I am the homeowner :)
DeM0nFiRe: idk if we can afford the property taxes tbh
ArkhamArchivist: it's hard to find artistic reference for 4 armed dudes relaxing
YeetTheRich_: in this economy?
latchbox: I know there's probably an in story reason but I love the idea that they just don't explain ethan casually sticking his hand back on
thraximore: That's where I keep my strings
MegaDosX: Resident Evil pls
snowmonkey99: People.... don't write your address on your keyring!
Seth_Erickson: They'll never expect it
plummeting_sloth: it's to catch all the change you drop down the drain
Ukon_Cairns: rainy day fund
BusTed: That's where the trash can goes.
YeetTheRich_: it's the end of the rainbow
Gildan_Bladeborn: The bag of gold underneath the sink is honestly less plausible than the giant violin on the door.
DiscordianTokkan: "I scraped it into the trash" "MY TREASURE"
thraximore: That bugs me
Seth_Erickson: Why would you keep it there
Seth_Erickson: DansGame
SirenSongSeas: I also don't have my garbage under the sink?
gualdhar: My garbage can has a lid dude
DeM0nFiRe: I have never heard of garbage being under the sink
Arclight_Dynamo: Garbage goes under sink. Period.
korvys: My bin wouldn't fit under my sink? My pipes are in there?
opal_moth: mine is on a wall....
Pteraspidomorphi: Likewise
Nigouki: wait where do you keep it if not under the sink?
NarishmaReborn: mine would not fit there
Robot_Bones: I got no space down there
eric_christian_berg: My garbage doesn't fit under the sink?
MegaDosX: Mine is in the corner of my kitchen because it won't fit under my sink
BurgerGamer: I have a large trash can, it won't fit in a cabinet
monakai: That's why you get a lid
DiscordianTokkan: I think they said they didn't have a small enough garbage can? But, small cans exist
Vergotterung: ours wouldn't fit under the sink
ashteranic: I only have recycling under my sink. my trash can is way too big (and automated) to go under the sink
Omthebox: Because a reasonable sized garbage can would not fit under the sink
thraximore: @Seth_Erickson So when you're doing dishes you can scrape dirty dishes right into the trash...?
ashesandmochi: we did for a while but our kitchen sink was too small for that and the recycling so at some point we gave up lol
Seth_Erickson: This one isn't too tough
Kreiseler: what kind of kitchen garbage can even fits under a sink?
LinearGif: Because I'm not walking a sink cabinet's worth of trash down three flights of stairs every day
ashteranic: that baby has a hand-wave sensor
fastlane250: bin too big, and I’ve already got too many delightful chemicals under the sink to begin with
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
gualdhar: garbage can is too big to fit under the sink, it has a sealing lid next to the kitchen
Seth_Erickson: Why wouldn't you just do that ahead of time
MadmanOreo: try 'dickbutt'
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: That's what I do
Mister_BlueSky: 🤔
BusTed: 763934
ashteranic: plus, you know, i empty it before it becomes smelly
korvys: If you have a bin under your sink, you have a tiny bin.
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Laserbeaks_Fury: FOOLED YOU
mulligan2six: You're gonna be mad for a different reason
Seth_Erickson: 945
latchbox: excellent security
Blightfight: IF it's not the code, BRUTE FORCE time?
thraximore: @Seth_Erickson You... don't need to? Cuz it's right there when you get to cleaning?
MegaDosX: You got the fifth digit wrong
AmpleAppleLamps: 934 not 964
Seth_Erickson: 934
opal_moth: 763934
7gorobei: 34
chaselazuli: 934!
MilkInBags: oh yeah that puzzle sucks
corefluxx: 934
Gildan_Bladeborn: We also don't have our garbage cans underneath the sink Ben... because we have a special pull out Ikea cabinet thing that slides underneath the kitchen bar thingie we have now instead of a table (also from Ikea).
BrindleBoar: add 5
Rynehawk: 123456
MegaDosX: OK good so Adam's not gonna get mad
Rynehawk: surely
Seth_Erickson: I actually know where the answer to this is
prince_infidel: Her birthday plus 5 years?
chaselazuli: +5?
LinearGif: 2027
korvys: -5
SquareDotCube: 1917 :p
thraximore: 2017 was four years ago
mulligan2six: 270917
plummeting_sloth: 20xx
Mister_BlueSky: They have 27 months on their calendar? Weird.
Laserbeaks_Fury: 2020
MilkInBags: 1417 maybe, since it's a castle
Tangsm: It's the year 17.
ButButTheJesus: CAW
LinearGif: Ah, the Maltese Falcon
BusTed: Like ya do.
Sogheim: the Eagle that sits atop the World Tree!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Custom sniper
raulghoulia: just what I keep my my daughter's birthday safe
ArkhamArchivist: it came with 8 free bullets
frogomb: hooty?
plummeting_sloth: that was the childs favorite magazine extension
DiscordianTokkan: Why did the Luthier have a sniper mag? "Good question, next question"
Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:49.
plummeting_sloth: for the childs sniper rifle
ashesandmochi: why's the luthier got a sniper rifle extension
Sogheim: I only know who "Hresvelgar" is because I played too many SMT games
LinearGif: Too scared to aim
Gildan_Bladeborn: How is getting up close and personal a cowardly weapon?
BrowneePoints: Shotgun: Gunmetal Courage
BusTed: Who needs courage when you have... a gun?
NarishmaReborn: nah, shotgun requires you to at least get up close
chaselazuli: shoot me in the forehead on the toilet like a real man!
noSmokeFire: if someone spooks you with a sniper rifle, you're in trouble. but if you flinch and shoot them you're fine
khdjah: did u guys exaime luiza's necklace yet?
YeetTheRich_: I believe doomguy wants to have a word with you ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: Go back to the Altar and go down
LinearGif: @BusTed No, world! You put *your* hands up!
saucemaster5000: coward's weapon is an air strike
Mister_BlueSky: You can get there, yes.
Seth_Erickson: Lookin at the wrong gate
Blightfight: Is the smell of gunpowder the smell of Courage?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Traion: That one red house Adam hasn't cleared bothers me more than it should
Nigouki: Adam you need consent if they're still alive
latchbox: i feel like its a distance thing. a shotgun kinda has to be in the action, a sniper can (and should sit back in safety)
GivemTheBeans: Absolutely gonna pay for that tea bag
Seth_Erickson: Is that grave there open?
Mister_BlueSky: It is.
plummeting_sloth: Ethan Winters, Cemetery Attendant: VISITING HOURS ARE CLOSED
plummeting_sloth: BLAM
BusTed: benginO7
Juliamon: Rest In Poultry
FlopsyDingo: rest in poultry
Mister_BlueSky: Rest in nuggets.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you also name the pigs, Ben?
FlopsyDingo: @Juliamon wow great minds
Laserbeaks_Fury: more like Golden Coral amiright
YeetTheRich_: just go east Kappa
khdjah: this map is abusive
ArkhamArchivist: Loot Goblin Intensifies
Gildan_Bladeborn: There looks like a panel.
Rhynerd: I could argue an automatic weapon is the coward’s weapon but I’m not gonna call myself out like that.
Seth_Erickson: on the chains?
dumbo3k: Those shackles are not suspicious at all
Mister_BlueSky: Usually if you can't find it, it's up.
Blightfight: We allowed to scream into the void in this here chat, or should I find somewhere else to vent?
Arclight_Dynamo: Frames, pls.
Seth_Erickson: I think it's a gem on the chains
YeetTheRich_: lookind for the loot in the haystack are we? Kappa
Seth_Erickson: ah nvm then
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thraximore: @Blightfight the discord is probably a better place
Blightfight: Hey, if they didn't want it picked up, it wouldn't be lying around.
Mysticman89: always follow the right wall, works for mazes unless they're goodd ones.
plummeting_sloth: that bird was packing
Mister_BlueSky: Just get back to the altar and go straight down from it.
latchbox: you could drive players crazy by just setting one room to always be red
Seth_Erickson: I think you need to go to the altar and use your new key to get there
Traion: ^
Mister_BlueSky: ^
kevenwith2es: You're going in circles. Where you wanna go is just the story path from the altar.
Blightfight: Is there a jump button?
Gildan_Bladeborn: There is no jump button.
YeetTheRich_: ethan is unable to jump
YeetTheRich_: he has too many arms
Blightfight: Ethan cannot play ball, it seems.
chaselazuli: @YeetTheRich_ lame
Mister_BlueSky: Mhmm.
Seth_Erickson: It is indeed where you must go
Mysticman89: theres red stuff over there at least
Splosion: Ow! My legs!
BrowneePoints: Also that grave on the map is still red
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm okay with RE game designers not making us solve jumping puzzles.
plummeting_sloth: Ethan is held together with ducktape and first aid liquid. If he jumps he will fall apart
hayhaiya: honestly watching someone else be a loot goblin is very enjoyable to me
chaselazuli: make resident evil a movement shooter
Seth_Erickson: It's likely one of those doors that's locked from the other side
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your key didn't have enough fancy bits on it earlier.
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah the village stinks to navigate until you have all the keys.
Enki1256: Muppet monster!
SnackPak_: It's a dog!
Mr_Horrible: pubby :)
BrindleBoar: a hongry boi
Ukon_Cairns: bad dog
YeetTheRich_: how are we not dead?
Blightfight: He got Mop Dog hair.
Tangsm: Well, now we know why that door was locked.
Easilycrazyhat: Ah, so it's all of his limbs. Fun.
Nigouki: at least it's our legs and not our arms this time
DiscordianTokkan: We Bloodborne now!
eric_christian_berg: Come on beastie! Mangle his hand!
korvys: How do you still have legs?
latchbox: wereface
Rynehawk: life after the muppets was hard on Animal
Seth_Erickson: Did it have horse hooves?
LinearGif: There sure is a lot of casual cutscene injuries in this game
OmnipotentTrevor: That thing was very bad at eating you
toenolla: ok I just got an idea for my next puppet project
kevenwith2es: It's okay, it's an illusion like the werebears
Mister_BlueSky: Captain Obvious.
Korhalis: that's no wolf...
latchbox: bitten by a wild face on the night of the full moon
BrowneePoints: Remember how Luiza said her husband went looking for help?
Splosion: Hey there, Louisa
Seth_Erickson: Luiza's husband didn't make it BibleThump
BusTed: None Luiza
Kreiseler: hey there luiza....
monakai: None the Luiza
spethycakes: And you'll be none Lowiza
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah I'm sure it's all gone forever.
LinearGif: Where wolf?
ashesandmochi: chickens!
Splosion: There wolf!
Mister_BlueSky: Why wolf?
ashesandmochi: oh are there fish here too
brainbosh: If onlythe game had given you a clue......
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Their wolf
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure it won't catch you or anything.
Mr_Horrible: "Getting my ass kicked by a large wolf" was like, 50% of my gameplay in Bloodborne
latchbox: whatthefuckisthatwolf
Gildan_Bladeborn: The note said something about water wheels.
Roger_Job329: No doors so a vampire not a werewolf
DiscordianTokkan: A Death Muppet
Blightfight: It kinda reminds me of Envy.
eric_christian_berg: Shoot the butt!
LinearGif: Hey baby, does that face go all the way up
BusTed: YEs.
Tangsm: It reminds me of Sweetums the muppet.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you know they made a My Pet Monster film?
plummeting_sloth: bloodborne "where the wild things are"
Sogheim: no, what's that?
Mysticman89: some people look like that during lockdown, shouldnt judge too hard
paeladin: Beastor!!
saucemaster5000: ska -- the solution to and cause of all life's problems
matthaus_c: oh no I'm an hour late!
LithelyUnshod: IIRC correctly My Pet Monster had like 12 episodes total
BusTed: Better or worse than Turbo Teen?
Splosion: ok, game, chill with the nightmare strings
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh I remember this house.
Nuurgle: is that the one with the breakable orange shackles?
plummeting_sloth: I was about to say, big Turbo Teen energy
Mysticman89: ckn
Seth_Erickson: I heard a chicken 👀
Rynehawk: im here to sneeze and take benedryl, and im all outta benedryl
Gildan_Bladeborn: We came through here a bunch when the wolfmen were chasing us in the beginning.
ButButTheJesus: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
CastleOtranto: With handcuffs!
BrowneePoints: You LITTLE Mother Clucker!
DarknessKingCoH: Turns out his human form was the monster all along
Arclight_Dynamo: RIP Clucktopher.
archon458: Oh my god, I remember that Ben. There was one episode involving the characters playing a card game
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archon458: f
hattingston: You feelin' clucky, punk?
CastleOtranto: I might have just told on myself.
matthaus_c: sub hype nice
raulghoulia: I read recently that ska music is best described as the background music that plays in a teens head when they order extra mozzarella sticks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember you can stab the chickens, to save on bullets.
Mister_BlueSky: What kind of hero would get rekt by chickens?
YeetTheRich_: and fill it with blood?
snowmonkey99: Was that a green wheelie bin? SEeems out of place
plummeting_sloth: dang, that chicken has some good security
Seth_Erickson: Might need to come back later
Nuurgle: $350 used
BusTed: What
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think large friendo has spotted us.
BusTed: What's Adam's happiness worth?
SnackPak_: nah
brainbosh: You can see the water wheel out the window
Mister_BlueSky: You go up the river a bit to get to the house, if it helps.
Nuurgle: and some weird knockoff at Gamestop for like $25
brainbosh: Follow the water up
saucemaster5000: monkey no banana, no $400 investment
Manae: I had a My Pet Monster as a kid and was terrified of it
Mr_Horrible: "I knew I shouldn't have made all those mad gains!"
matthaus_c: what's that? like 700 tier 1 subs after amazon cut?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I have no idea how a water wheel is stopping this dude exactly.
Mr_Horrible: "Now I can't fit anywhere!"
Manae: Mainly because of seeing Child's Play when I was like 4
Lithobraker: @raulghoulia hey can you go to the motzarella sticks and pick it up pick it up pickitup?
TheWriterAleph: wendoggo
Arclight_Dynamo: It's like a werebison.
YeetTheRich_: nom
CastleOtranto: Surely there is a My Pet Monster FunkoPop
jessieimproved: he looks prickly
Mister_BlueSky: Gross.
MilkInBags: ethan's going to be fine
Easilycrazyhat: he's got a very Dark Souls look to him.
korvys: Just throw some of that magic liquid on it
matthaus_c: we traded big lady for *this* guy?
ashesandmochi: break!
saucemaster5000: he looks like he's out of "where the wild things are." but the spike jones one
CanisLupusAqua: nasty!
brainbosh: If only healing were a thing :P
ashesandmochi: time for tea and crackers
Juliamon: That framerate got *real* bad there
Nigouki: silly wolfman, our insides belong on the inside! tiis' in their name!
Lithobraker: Mmmmmm... Noodles for dinner!
kevenwith2es: Healing, like snipers, is for cowards
ThornedKelp: do they like resident evil?
magresta: why that monster look like the girl/dog chimera from FMA
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Remember the Wild Things? This is them now."
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I know there was an nvidia update today
CastleOtranto: Hey, the FunkoPop is only $15
Bengineering: hey i found something cursed while searching
hexy_lexy: breaktime reminder that yall are so ding dang lovely and yall mean the world to me <3
Mr_Horrible: magresta I think it's just an extremely jacked-up version of one of the normal werewolf enemies
LithelyUnshod: Ben, no
Kramburger: BEN WHY
matthaus_c: welp, got something to send in to Mail Time
saucemaster5000: jesus ben
BusTed: seabatYIKES
SmoreThanAFeelin: cursed!
hexy_lexy: yall didnt have to click the link, chat :p
Mr_Horrible: but Ben's normally so trustworthy Kappa
matthaus_c: didn't we though
breathlessisthehunt: o wow thats terrifying
Kramburger: Lexy that's beside the point
CastleOtranto: Ben, I screamed so loud I scared my cat. Apologize to him.
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c no, you didnt :p
matthaus_c: if Ben told me to shrink myself and go down a waterfall in a precarious sci-fi boat, I would
Bengineering: PrideWave
matthaus_c: *and* I would kobe that crystalbloom too
Juliamon: meanwhile I don't understand what's so cursed
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c and thats why you wont find a shrunken me going down a waterfall in a precarious sci-fi boat. i love ben, but not THAT much :p
matthaus_c: @Juliamon probably the double pogging
raulghoulia: totally normal
matthaus_c: @hexy_lexy does that mean I'm a more powerful love god than you
Gaytanic_Panic: FamilyMan
MilkInBags: big fart voice
saucemaster5000: did he eat more chicken wings?
SirenSongSeas: Ben, eat a snickers
Laserbeaks_Fury: ZUUL
korvys: You'd get big on Tiktok
electra310: Full Jabba
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c no, it means i have better self control
Gildan_Bladeborn: This was the house we couldn't find the treasure in, yeah.
matthaus_c: @hexy_lexy ... shit, that scans too well
plummeting_sloth: a delicious secret!
ashesandmochi: do you think duke gets his garlic from everyone's homes
Tam9876: please find this item Ben, after like 4 playthroughs never found this stupid thing
korvys: Damn, dude, who do you think you are? Link Zelda?
electra310: Rude!
Vergotterung: were those Ikea cabinets?
matthaus_c: and our child's college fund
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben jokes, but these people? Totally dead already.
plummeting_sloth: and our hummel figurine
Tangsm: They're entire life savings was invested through QVC.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think all the surviving people in this village have at this point died in front of you.
Mister_BlueSky: Yes?
brainbosh: Yes
kevenwith2es: Yes.
blip2004: yes, its the iron gate key
Gildan_Bladeborn: That note the guy left seems like it would be a clue.
matthaus_c: hey twitch chat remember that time in Deathbloom we had to tell Ben that the poem he found had numbers in it? :p
Tam9876: no not everyone, the Duke is perfectly fine right now @Gildan_Bladeborn
InquisitorGaia: it is that key
hexy_lexy: magneto? more like SWAG-NEATO
gundamschwing: Waterwheel Room? we're playing Myst now?
Tam9876: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: "I just love writing down my wife's maiden name: k*89sjHH6--!" Kappa
Rhynerd: Some of the people in that house might have been werewolves and zomboes we killed.
Mister_BlueSky: A key? In a Resident Evil game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dear Adam: What date would YOU choose for your combination lock on the bathroom?
brainbosh: Iron Insignia key, the one that matches the door
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Tam9876 - Yes, but HE doesn't live there. He has that traveling cart, don'cha know.
BrindleBoar: hello friend
gundamschwing: Cute dog.
plummeting_sloth: time to reenact that scene from The Revenent
BloodnBullets: how are you still alive ethan?
Mysticman89: hair boy needs better dental
raulghoulia: Hey Ma!
Tam9876: @Gildan_Bladeborn squatters rights LUL
BrowneePoints: It's like a werewolf from Shadow of the Colossus
TheWriterAleph: ya like dags
Mr_Horrible: no no, that's *Doug*
matthaus_c: these writers really hate Ethan having any limbs
Mr_Horrible: matthaus_c we all know Ethan's had it too good for too long Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: Ethan gets bitten and dismemebered so often I lose track of what is and is not an instant death animation.
Cartographers_Ink: Imagine if this bulletproof dog learned to turn sideways
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c where Ethans going, he doesnt need any limbs! Kappa
BrindleBoar: a blooper
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Easilycrazyhat: uh...ok
Mysticman89: you said that about babies too
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to grunch some slenades!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Now to find that chicken.
theambivalentagender: Werewolf: cannot open doors. Slug baby: can open door.
Mr_Horrible: kachoonk! FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: Time to grunch some slenades.
Tam9876: best werewolf that cant break through walls
opal_moth: maybe thats what we needed all along
Makrosian_Tae: Time to go kill that chicken!
matthaus_c: you'd need to have hands to climb that
plummeting_sloth: bullets cannot hurt the beast, but grenades? Oh definitely
Gildan_Bladeborn: Treasure later, monster killing now.
gundamschwing: Show it the American way.
matthaus_c: where's your defence for this situation, twitch chat
Rhynerd: Let’s give these lycans the grunch.
Masslost: ben, adam, and chat did you hear they're making alcoholic mountain dew
ashesandmochi: grenadeh name
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Lithobraker: @Nigouki if you could afford a grenade launcher wouldn't you want it engraved?
plummeting_sloth: Nooooo Dogs Alllloooowed
hexy_lexy: LUL KABOOM
matthaus_c: prepare for LIBERATION
hexy_lexy: LIBERATED
Mysticman89: thankful lack of splash damage friendly fire
Tam9876: scared is a strong word for what it is
MadmanOreo: lockpick puzzle "solved" VoHiYo
brainbosh: No
Mister_BlueSky: It is not.
MegaDosX: How is it still alive?!?
matthaus_c: this is not bullets
BrindleBoar: 5 grenades deep
Rhynerd: It’s not.
BrowneePoints: They just have a TON of hp
MegaDosX: Good lord it took five grenades
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
DeM0nFiRe: Slenades affect it it turns out
Mr_Horrible: you knocked its skeleton sideways
gundamschwing: Is that dog's corpse a key?
CanisLupusAqua: uh
Mysticman89: that was a jellyfish carrying a skeleton
theambivalentagender: Simply remove the skeleton
NDCazzy: the gnomes can carry the skeleton for you...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Empty into him with slenades.
Seth_Erickson: Time to die chickens?
matthaus_c: if you're not a coward you could have knifed him lrrBEEJ
shendaras: Chickens
corefluxx: Dead dude just needed to get good
Mister_BlueSky: For NOW...
Mr_Horrible: Ethan Winters, the world's greatest field-dresser
brainbosh: You cannot get ye chicken
Tam9876: yes yes that chicken is safe LUL
BrindleBoar: what was to the right of that door
Tangsm: Is it safe from a grenade launcher?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Until you find the way to open the door, and THEN chickens, then there will be a reckoning.
BloodnBullets: it took 5 grenades, but how many organs did WE go through and were still standing
LinearGif: Werewolf said, "Gonna die over some chickens?"
Mysticman89: if he mastered the roly poly, he would be fine
matthaus_c: if you can't beat grenade spam, what does that say about you really
plummeting_sloth: I liked how dead dude didn't want to use the words Grenade Launcher
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BrindleBoar: a chickening
ashesandmochi: delicious chekynns
thraximore: sweat drooooop
Gildan_Bladeborn: We'll have to start calling Adam the colonel when he finds a way to open the door. Because were making KFC.
Mr_Horrible: "Hey now, slow down fella, let's talk"
corefluxx: Adams greatest nemesis.....Chicken!
Mister_BlueSky: Lookin' for some insta-fried chicken tonight.
YeetTheRich_: "ah shit, here we go again"
ashesandmochi: is there fish here?
DeM0nFiRe: pwease mr ethan I'm just a level one dog monster
thraximore: should have saved the grenades for the chicken umbraSmug
ButButTheJesus: oooooh I'm just a wee chicken only 3 hp
brainbosh: *OVERKILL*
Mr_Horrible: you're observing a puppet show, Ben
magresta: sry brands are people now
LinearGif: Corporate twitter is a cringefest
BrowneePoints: Unless the game devs are tweeting
mulligan2six: MaRkEtInG
Tam9876: that grenade was way overkill
thraximore: !card silence
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I would have expected a grenade not to work, but they made the logical thing actually do what you'd expect it to.
Seth_Erickson: Moreau
thraximore: brand
corefluxx: Was that a booger wall?
BrindleBoar: reply to them with the kermit and dark kermit meme Kappa
Orgmastron: Brands need to stop trying to be cool
Mr_Horrible: the Hunchback of Fishtre Dam
BloodnBullets: ah yes, that ONE weird dude..
brainbosh: Please just try a knife
matthaus_c: two social media managers watching their souls leave their body for clicks
Mysticman89: just scrape the goo away
corianderd: wotc made dark alliance??
Seth_Erickson: you don't have to blow this stuff up Adam
matthaus_c: at least they're in this together
brainbosh: Such overkill
Seth_Erickson: You can just cut it
Transmuted_Elf: other bullets will work
corianderd: i don't think that's how licensing works ben
EvilBadman: nah, the social media managers are probably enjoying themselves
YeetTheRich_: nooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wow, this shotgun SLAPS.
Seth_Erickson: The Day of Reckoning Has Arrived
Mysticman89: porkchop! wait
corefluxx: BACON!
Mr_Horrible: disrespectful
CastleOtranto: Wooow, Adam!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam emptied multiple barrels at that first pig and it walked away until he pulled out a pipe bomb.
plummeting_sloth: finally, a place to mill our corn!
ArkhamArchivist: okay, now deal with the other 28-48
BrowneePoints: Adam "Bacon Bully Boshy" Savidan
Nebula662: "Run Porkchop" bang (ad plays for me)
plummeting_sloth: Some Pig
DiscordianTokkan: Baconbaconbacon
thraximore: The one you killed?
Mister_BlueSky: Already got that one.
Seth_Erickson: We already killed that one I think
gundamschwing: Allergies Ben? Or slowly becoming a zombie?
LinearGif: It's very rare, practically raw
Tangsm: It's the golden pig.
ButButTheJesus: you see, this pig is rare
YeetTheRich_: we about to make these rare
Mr_Horrible: I mean, they're rare now that Ethan's in town
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: More than anything else in this game so far, Adam shooting the first pig the moment it moved shook me to my core
kevenwith2es: You blew up that pig already, whoops
Pharmacistjudge: it's a perfectly normal non-mutated animal...that's really rare in these parts
plummeting_sloth: I mean, it's rare before you cook it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh THAT was why it was so resilient.
thraximore: @plummeting_sloth lrrWOW
Mysticman89: presumably that makes its meat rare too
matthaus_c: oh god damn it @plummeting_sloth
Seth_Erickson: She said Down
Mr_Horrible: Ethan just wants to find his daughter, but Adam craves C H A O S
thraximore: I'm enjoying this slideshow
fcloud: pigs are the one thing in this game that doesnt take 500 rounds to kill
YeetTheRich_: pigs used to roam this land, but one day a mad man with a shotgun showed up
Arclight_Dynamo: Surely after you blew it up it became medium-rare.
MadmanOreo: was that the one that fought back?
gundamschwing: But will he have teeth?
Nigouki: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: "Tails are you takin' notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?"
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was just watching The Suicide Squad last night, Idris Elba was great in that.
SirenSongSeas: "It's time to bang Kuckles" - The Drifter
Mysticman89: if they ddint
YeetTheRich_: haha .... unless?
plummeting_sloth: *sweats* hehe, yeah weird right
Makrosian_Tae: Y-yeah...relatable...
BrindleBoar: I mean, he fists.
BusTed: 😅
mulligan2six: Here come the fan fics
thraximore: time to knuck chuckles
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, don't knock it 'til you've knucked it.
YeetTheRich_: no i will not thank you
BrowneePoints: Who DOESN'T want to Knuck Fuckles
SkylerRingtail: Time for Ethan to do something dumb
ThornedKelp: lmfai
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh fuckles, it's Knuckles.
OmnipotentTrevor: Fun fact, Echidnas have 4 penis heads.
gundamschwing: Knuck if you fuck.
Seth_Erickson: His name is Moreau
hd_dabnado: id rather fuck my knuckles
matthaus_c: hi discount Nurgle
Mr_Horrible: daughter get?
Nigouki: oh hi Walter White
Mr_Horrible: daughter get!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That seemed... too easy.
YeetTheRich_: KnuckFuckles is a good user tag tbh
EvilBadman: @omnipotenttrevor We have different definitions of fun
SkylerRingtail: Just. Fucking. Leave.
BrindleBoar: 'kay
Easilycrazyhat: uuuhhh....hi
Tam9876: my favorite channel random static
thraximore: Hi!
Seth_Erickson: And here come One Line Ethan
Nigouki: oh, not time for Walter White yet?
plummeting_sloth: Ethan, you dumb fuck
Manae: Don't upset the Elcor!
corianderd: don't make eye contact
Mr_Horrible: Ethan don't quip, just leave
Mr_Horrible: Ethan please
Bearudite: RIBS
BrindleBoar: RIBS
Makrosian_Tae: JUST. LEAVE.
DiscordianTokkan: BabybackRIBS
CastleOtranto: Ribs
YeetTheRich_: don't screw with me he says
CanisLupusAqua: i want my baby back baby back baby back baby back
prince_infidel: LEAVE!
Easilycrazyhat: This guy's got some big Invader Zim energy
YeetTheRich_: jokes on you we don't even get to make the decision
PaperDoopliss: I thought the massive slime baby was twitch chat
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Ethan, you *are* stupid
OnyxOblivion: he's way too cool to be us
DiscordianTokkan: A goopy boi
TheWriterAleph: Gweneth Paltrow???
YawnLance: Goo control? Definitely Twitch chat
plummeting_sloth: Ethan you complete spoon
Rynehawk: sir....sir......have you had that goiter looked at?
Nebula662: Well thats......gross
thraximore: ohhhhh it's the oozelord wheeler keeps talking about!!
Seth_Erickson: I like Moreau's character style
LinearGif: Shouldn't have stopped to taunt the weirdo
MegaDosX: Ethan really should've just left when he had the chance
matthaus_c: you didn't tell us you had Crowd Control on, Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ethan is... real dumb.
MWGNZ: forbidden jelly
ArkhamArchivist: Ah, like famous story, The Bile of Dr Moreau
Enki1256: Ethan did kind of announce he was there.
plummeting_sloth: after everything that happened to you you had to get a quip in
korvys: "Tricksy little man thing"
Obsolete2885: Shouldnt have interrupted his stories!
BusTed: seabatTROG
gundamschwing: "I won't let you leave, expect if you follow a very specific path, kill these certain enemies, and use three different keys."
Tangsm: So you blow up the goop to get to this location, and now the goop is impassable?
ashesandmochi: dang, creepy castle with pretty goth girls, dolls and sciencey gore house, now fungi.... this whole game is my aesthetic
Rynehawk: how do i get out of here, other than the only direction i can go?
Diabore: @Tangsm it was bait goop
circusofkirkus: OPEN WATER
Vyous: Fishing time?
plummeting_sloth: ah, I remember this level in Dark Souls 2
Easilycrazyhat: aaawwwwwwyeeeeaaaa
Haroldholmes25: water level pog
Mr_Horrible: Del Lago's Revenge
JakeKamas: Just as a heads up, this area has a bunch of fish and it's easy to go past them
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, I don't think you've actually escaped.
DiscordianTokkan: Where's the Jetski?
Vergotterung: lol
Seth_Erickson: Hey old buddy oh pal
matthaus_c: we need to find ALL the fish
Mister_BlueSky: Yes shoot the fish. Just like last time.
ashesandmochi: yeah, fish!
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Mr_Horrible: that was the *greatest* fuckin' clip
Kramburger: I like this as a comcept, the goo is gross and opressive and slow enough for the play to get out without feeling like the enemy is imcompentent
SmoreThanAFeelin: water means jetskis
CanisLupusAqua: it's like shooting fish in a barrel just without the barrel
Mister_BlueSky: I'm sure they wouldn't do that bit again?
matthaus_c: this Stardew Valley now BAYBEE
opal_moth: get the jetski
brainbosh: I just played through this section. Dont leave after you beat the boss!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Gildan_Bladeborn: LAST time there wasn't a cooking system that encouraged us to kill fish - Adam just did that on his own.
Seth_Erickson: Big Fish is back
corianderd: sounds like fishing is a good idea
plummeting_sloth: surely the giant fish is full now
Mr_Horrible: "RIP to Hans but I'm different"
Masslost: adam can you find my van i left it by the river near the lake
The_Color_Twelve: giant fish is back on the menu
mulligan2six: Must be a coincidence
Gildan_Bladeborn: After we heavily encouraged him to.
Mister_BlueSky: When has a Resident Evil ever done something more than once?
Arclight_Dynamo: Dopefish lives!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Knowing what would happen.
TheWriterAleph: itty bitty baby itty bitty boat
Uzumaki15: There's always a bigger fish Adam
LinearGif: "no more fishing for a while"
saucemaster5000: overfeed it and the dude in a pot will take its place
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're getting on a boat
BurgerGamer: sounds like the giant fish already ate, don't gotta worry anymore, its full
Tangsm: Should have been a jet ski.
Seth_Erickson: Key got left in the shack in the mine
Mr_Horrible: 1 person... and a giant fish!
opal_moth: lets trade it in for a jetski only good things happen on jetskis
YeetTheRich_: now we wish // to catch a fish // so juicy sweeet
electra310: Get in that bo-at
Ba_Dum_Tish: We have to go to mine o clock
gundamschwing: @tangsm You mean a jets key?
Lithobraker: Some of us like giant lady, but Troy McClure likes BIG FISH
matthaus_c: it feels like we only go backwards SingsNote
gundamschwing: The illusion of choice.
The_Color_Twelve: getting your limbs bit off/impaled is one thing but getting your shoes/hands wet is too much
Arclight_Dynamo: Ethan is just Duke Nukem without the roids.
ashesandmochi: he learned from chris
shendaras: The element of surprise
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah but how often do you jump in real life Adam?
YeetTheRich_: ethan has been through A LOT
matthaus_c: wait. was Nurgle the giant fish
electra310: deeeeeeeeeee
Seth_Erickson: I knew Adam would not be sneaking this part LUL
BloodnBullets: fast backwards
corefluxx: These boys go SPLAT!
plummeting_sloth: "These boys go fast" *dodge this*
j3573rblack: !streamtime
Seth_Erickson: Every streamer and youtuber I've seen play this has sneaked it
j3573rblack: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:50.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pfft, STEALTH is for cowards Ben.
Seth_Erickson: It's nice to have some variety
strebenherz: A shotgun is just a different kind of sneaking
matthaus_c: Adam has no fear
matthaus_c: he's built different
brainbosh: If you stealth you cant look!
brainbosh: *loot
Rhynerd: Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice.
strebenherz: Exactly
plummeting_sloth: well done getting a perfect crystal skill out of a head you obliterated
matthaus_c: is *this* stealth? PrideCute
MegaDosX: Reminds me of Ben just unloading on things in that other game he was playing while Adam was away
LinearGif: So these are the mines of Phandelver
Seth_Erickson: Man about to cross you up
gundamschwing: This is stealth for Adam
Korhalis: you can dodge aim easy
GhostValv: a really slow bullet :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben could dodge a bullet if the bullet was going to miss Ben anyways.
Korhalis: the bullet is the hard part
BipolarExpres5: what's up guys its been a little while
YeetTheRich_: well there is one way to find that out
eric_christian_berg: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet!
Mister_BlueSky: You'd have to start dodging before they even pull the trigger.
thraximore: parkour!
fin9n: what % of dodging a bullet is them really missing
Nenluen: they tested that on mythbusters.. no.. you can't
matthaus_c: dark souls it, roll through the bullet
YeetTheRich_: looking forward to next months lrl
Seth_Erickson: strike it
fcloud: you also have to finish dodging before they pull the trigger
CastleOtranto: If I were outside of the gun's range? Eh... maybe
shendaras: Gun kata
MegaDosX: I think you're underestimating how fast a bullet is >_>
LinearGif: If it were me, I would simply not get shot at
RayFK: The only thing I'm dodging is a ban Kappa
cthulhudude23: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:31:23.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret is to just claim that all bullets that fail to hit you are bullets that you've "dodged".
thraximore: The key to dodging a bullet is to not get shot at
plummeting_sloth: you can realistically dodge an arrow, as long as there's only one person shooting
Mysticman89: we all watched mythbusters
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:40:23. lrrSPOT
ryuhimora: Mythbusters pretty conclusively confirmed you can't do it if you can the person holding the gun
brainbosh: You think twitch chat is NOT the kind of people to think about this???
matthaus_c: I couldn't dodge a bullet if Alex was shooting, I don't think
Sogheim: is it not the bags of flour with the yellow text?
BurgerGamer: back when I got bronze in olympic bullet dodging...
Korhalis: even inside your shoes
ryuhimora: if you can see the person*
Rynehawk: i would just try to dodge the person I knew with the worst aim. Then when they miss claim I dodged it.
j3573rblack: In Krav training, they teach you to push the barrel away before they pull the trigger
j3573rblack: It is not easy
Mister_BlueSky: Hey. I've never been shot. It makes me an expert. Clearly. :)
electra310: Twitch chat has approximate knowledge of many things
Orlantia: the key to dodging a bullet is not getting shot at in the first place
DeM0nFiRe: It's red. Hands are tied.
hayhaiya: I think I saw a glint on the ceiling in one of the tunnels? idk
Vergotterung: wow, giving up?
thraximore: I have never been shot, therefore I must be an expert at not being shot
InquisitorGaia: i believe theres like an herb somewhere on the ground
YeetTheRich_: we need alex for this
plummeting_sloth: in Krab training, they teach you to pinch the barrel with your claws
shendaras: If you're in grapple distance.. I mean
YeetTheRich_: of somebody who is good at shooters? Kappa
Mysticman89: the reaction speed of an unladen swallow
ButButTheJesus: a sloth on weed?
Seth_Erickson: Do burn easy at least
mulligan2six: Sounds like you would be shot
BrindleBoar: I have the reaction speed of an unusually lazy snail. So, doomed.
j3573rblack: @plummeting_sloth holy shit
Orlantia: reaction speed of a slug on morphine?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Stay Puft
mulligan2six: Bullet dodging is all about confidence
j3573rblack: @plummeting_sloth i need that training
darkspiredragon: Ever traded a card before it dropped in price? Dodged a bullet ;)
BrindleBoar: I'm not a fukken werewolf.
Seth_Erickson: Well no one said we needed to dodge 2 bullets
corefluxx: boat
InquisitorGaia: you come back for it later
crunchbite_1: youll come back
Sogheim: so it's just there to taunt you?
ButButTheJesus: haha boat go brrrrrrr
plummeting_sloth: I would ahve never in a million years would have looked for a key hole back there
Sogheim: Ben with the motorboat
Rynehawk: schpeedboat
NovaKat13: Boat stops on a dime
thraximore: if you don't make the noise with your mouth are you even boating?
DarkMorford: In Toon training, they teach you to plug the barrel by sticking your finger in it. Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: What?!? There was a big fish the whole time?!?
Arclight_Dynamo: I got to ride on the life-sized Theodore as a kid!
Seth_Erickson: Big Fish Big Fish
ashesandmochi: oh man another RE boat fish fight
Mysticman89: I've interacted with theodore the tugboat in person
YeetTheRich_: benginHeck
Easilycrazyhat: This lake is very viscous
strebenherz: BOAT PHYSICS HOW DO
Seth_Erickson: Haven't you played RE4 Ethan DansGame
AdamYMHMI: Ah video game boats lol
plummeting_sloth: in Romania, water is very thick
BurgerGamer: thats a reel big fish right there
Korhalis: lotta torque you go there bud
gundamschwing: What was the steamboat game Adam played last year?
LinearGif: ol' Teddy Tuggy we called him
DiscordianTokkan: It got sold recently, IIRC
Arclight_Dynamo: The tugboat was in Halifax, but someone bought it and it's in Hamilton, Ontario now.
Seth_Erickson: THere might be fish around here Adam
Mysticman89: formerly halifax, NS
Seth_Erickson: We missed the fish NotLikeThis
darkspiredragon: Squid1 Squid2 lrrCREEPL lrrADAM lrrCREEPR Squid2 Squid4
DiscordianTokkan: This IS Tarkov!
DarkMorford: Roger!
Seth_Erickson: That man shot up my WIFE
Mister_BlueSky: Sup boulder puncher?
plummeting_sloth: Do me Chris
hesterbyrde: PHRASING
YeetTheRich_: do me christ
Pharmacistjudge: phrasing
itira: chriiiis!
niccus: phrasing
Nigouki: chris you fuck
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
shendaras: Do me Ethan
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Chris, "do" us... mizzLewd
ashesandmochi: what IS that accent
Arclight_Dynamo: Australian trying to be NA?
Vyous: Why do they have NVG in the day time?
Nigouki: gamer accent
Makrosian_Tae: South African maybe?
Easilycrazyhat: South Africa seems right
CastleOtranto: Now let's go bowling
Mr_Horrible: We've killed 2 of these nerds already how are we out of our depth?
Easilycrazyhat: XD wtf?
Arclight_Dynamo: Fish business, I guess.
Senor_Diablo: why isn't Chris wearing tactical gear?
MegaDosX: Welp, RIP Chris I guess
BrowneePoints: Our husband saved us
plummeting_sloth: 2 straight games of everyone just leaving ethan in the dark for no good reason
BrindleBoar: lrrFINE
Sogheim: Chris saved us? but he's our mortal enemy
circusofkirkus: Reel Big Fish
TheWriterAleph: fyish fyood
Seth_Erickson: Adam we missed fish back there btw
DeM0nFiRe: Time for Water Temple
KV1NN4: Stay out of your bi=unsiness, dude you kille dhis wife!
BrowneePoints: @Senor_Diablo looks like recon gear
Lordofironstorm: Bass fishing time
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Water temple!
itira: oh shit
OmnipotentTrevor: "sure, just forget about your dead family, it isn't your business"
ashesandmochi: chris finally looking like a normal dude
thraximore: @Senor_Diablo it's called fashion, sweaty umbraSmile
NarishmaReborn: Chris getting eaten by a fish seems like the most dignified end he could get
josh___something: Hi friends! o/
silenceaux: Cool, time to die of hypothermia
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... if Chris was wearing tactical gear... how would we know it was Chris?
YawnLance: Oh hey it's us!
Mr_Horrible: Time to take on Gobul again, Adam Kappa
tim19862: glad there wasn't a QTE
opal_moth: is this subnautica
Lordofironstorm: Is that a Deep One?
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fcloud: you don't have time for learning about the exit?
silenceaux: you shouldn't have an eye there
Rynehawk: ben your voice changer is broken
thraximore: Is this a Grouper?
Easilycrazyhat: So many...globules
Pteraspidomorphi: This guy talks like ben's voice changer
fcloud: this guy stole ben's voice changer
Nigouki: i forget, do we actually know when in the timeline this is? 7 was before 1, right?
Pteraspidomorphi: hahaha
plummeting_sloth: Ethan who are you this dumb
ashesandmochi: oh that's a fish man alright
Makrosian_Tae: How the hell is ANYONE supposed to understand this dialogue WITHOUT subtitles??
KV1NN4: Which.. eyes do we.. look at?
YeetTheRich_: oh COME ON
itira: oh dear
Easilycrazyhat: Dude, party foul
BusTed: seabatTROG
BrindleBoar: just shoot him?
strebenherz: I chose a bad time to start eating
strebenherz: XD
BrindleBoar: just shoot him.
DiscordianTokkan: seabatPjorg seabatTROG elfunkScav
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: seabatBRAIN
YawnLance: With all those tentacles it must be Seachats
Pywodwagon: Enemies in the coves have gotten weird
Gildan_Bladeborn: High ground? Probably clutch.
Makrosian_Tae: There's no way that dialogue is understandable to anyone or anything in this world
BusTed: Did we choose a Champion dungeon?
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah this segment is an experience
Mr_Horrible: All manner of... pelagic nightmares
Makrosian_Tae: Subtitles are NOT OPTIONAL in this game
plummeting_sloth: in which Ethan briefly relearns how ot jump, then forgets again
Lordofironstorm: lol
Seth_Erickson: This was Voxy's least favorite part
YeetTheRich_: fishin for fishies
josh___something: What... what happens if you jump in? 🤔
Pharmacistjudge: Adam...remember RE4?
MegaDosX: Now is not the time for dynamite fishing Adam :p
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: "blurb blurb i'm a dumb fish i'm gonna eat a worm blurb blurb"
Cartographers_Ink: You never deserved Miranda's love!
Tangsm: Just overfeed him flakes. That works on most goldfish.
Seth_Erickson: But Ben the exit's underwater
Easilycrazyhat: Concussive waves are way more dangerous underwater, right? Or is it the opposite?
Mister_BlueSky: I've slept since then.
fcloud: morose clinic
MegaDosX: Meester Kennedy!
BrindleBoar: not even the giant Salazar robot?
Pharmacistjudge: fair, fair
archon458: in RE 4 you had fun
thraximore: @Easilycrazyhat no that's correct
Easilycrazyhat: Nice
Mr_Horrible: better turn on the generator, nerd
thraximore: key time! FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: how?
ButButTheJesus: we have to staaaaart THE GEEEEEENARAAAAATORRRR
korvys: Wouldn't be a horror game unless you had to turn on a generator
Blue_Link13: I think he was taking a nap
Mr_Horrible: Duke: "So yeah, dude's a fish. Wild, huh?"
tidehollowcat: I missed the first half of the stream due to a power outage, so I have no context for what's going on.
Seth_Erickson: That says necklace stone
DeM0nFiRe: Wait necklace stone doesnt fit with necklace? That seems weird
Seth_Erickson: and you had a necklace that had two holes
Nigouki: necklace stone probably goes in necklace :V
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Mister_BlueSky: Best I can do is 2 bucks.
BrindleBoar: he took it out of the necklace, in order to get a key
Dmc3628: just Pawn Stars meme
Mr_Horrible: "Best I can do is like 4 rubles"
korvys: It's made of rock candy
EvilBadman: Those are a dime a dozen out here
Sogheim: to be fair, those skulls are growing everywhere up here
Seth_Erickson: We got some more meat btw Adam
corianderd: 0.12 Norwegian Krone
LinearGif: Wow four whole reubens
Mister_BlueSky: 4 rubles is about 0.068 Canadian.
Saintnex: No refunds!
korvys: But if you fight the fish, imagine how much fish meat you'd get
BrindleBoar: GOTTEM
serramarkov: A ruble is approximately worth a square of tp. and used the same way.
Korhalis: doodoo check
Blue_Link13: 1 rouble is 1.4 US cents
YeetTheRich_: I sure hope it doesn't break
itira: Adam!
corianderd: I would give Windmill Two a better name
Mr_Horrible: this person's mutation was to write weirdly expository notes, Adam
strebenherz: CLUCKY
ashesandmochi: chris just comes back to find ethan chasing chickens with a knife
Saskquatchewan: nom nom
plummeting_sloth: ah, he distracted you with note talk to get the chicken
opal_moth: clucky 2 electric cluck a loo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sir Cluckington III, Esq!
tim19862: I find it more weird that the shop guy is in so many places LUL
Mister_BlueSky: At this rate the final boss is gonna be some giant mutated chicken.
mulligan2six: These thumbs don't miss
shendaras: Those damn thumbs, there's no way to beat them
korvys: I dunno man, we'll see who's on top if you gave the chicken a knife...
YeetTheRich_: not just the clucky-men, the clucky-women and -children too
Seth_Erickson: Give our foods to the Duke?
kumatsu: Yep, thumbs are the top of the food chain, they'll eat anything
Mr_Horrible: "My Gamer Thumbs make me an apex organism"
strebenherz: Dramatic serious horror game. Also chasing chickens with your weapon of choice.
Seth_Erickson: Time to go get crank #2 PogChamp
fcloud: i dont think they even bother explaining how the duke can be in 50 places at once
Mysticman89: sorry my message wasnt formated properly
opal_moth: babba johns babba pizza
YeetTheRich_: ben you're breaking nda by saying this Kappa
itira: thats a good beat
shendaras: He has a wagon
Blue_Link13: Also the lei is worth .25 USD, so ethan is loaded
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DeM0nFiRe: 🪜
BrowneePoints: that's a ...REEL big fish
plummeting_sloth: snake eater but sped up Benny Hill style for short ladders
YeetTheRich_: chomp
Haroldholmes25: lol
Haroldholmes25: rip
Dmc3628: and insta gameover
ashesandmochi: well, ethan
Easilycrazyhat: yes
ashesandmochi: got some news
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: Welp fish food it is
Gildan_Bladeborn: Glug glug.
Rynehawk: stupid water
kumatsu: so much auto loss vore in this game
DiscordianTokkan: Nomnoms
corianderd: i tried to get across lake but the slapping of my drawbridge alerted giant fish
tim19862: yep, glad you don't have to fight that fish guy again LUL
plummeting_sloth: Ethan, whenever you have an instict to say a one-liner, just go ahead and suppress it
LinearGif: It's fine, fish never strike twice in the same place
strebenherz: F, but for fishy
Seth_Erickson: @corianderd LUL
crunchbite_1: no stop
strebenherz: @corianderd XD
Kramburger: Fish travel in single file to hide their numbers
darkspiredragon: casually leaving ammo on the table
Vergotterung: you walked right by handgun ammo
Pharmacistjudge: Red Light! Green Light! Fish Light!
fcloud: balletic
Sogheim: these waters run deep
corianderd: fish is good swimmer
CAKHost: That water looks a lot more viscus than it should be
Korhalis: this fish is an scp
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's clearly a fish warlock.
ButButTheJesus: he's mastered the sub-ocean
Seth_Erickson: That's already someone's devil fruit sorry
MechaKuuga: So kitty pride mixed with a fish
YeetTheRich_: Fish-Man! he can ... swim
Mr_Horrible: tfw Mother Miranda's sick of hearing about your Cool Fish Power
plummeting_sloth: boooo
YeetTheRich_: sergeCanal
Rynehawk: goddammit
Kramburger: We're gonna need a bigger damn
TheWriterAleph: good joke streamer
Easilycrazyhat: -_-
opal_moth: ewww
magresta: that was a good one adam dont listen to chat
Dmc3628: and now the Bullcrap part
Mister_BlueSky: That was a good dam joke.
BrowneePoints: We're gonna need a boater big
tim19862: :D I liked it
magresta: except me listen to me
blip2004: this part sucks
Seth_Erickson: The fish guy
Kramburger: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
ButButTheJesus: oh look its Adam's house
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is such a RE game section.
ButButTheJesus: you did Adam. you did.
opal_moth: we built this
theambivalentagender: Why doesn't the fish just break through the thing?
BrindleBoar: OSHA had nothing to do with this setup
SnackPak_: this is some myst-type shit
corianderd: is this... The Witness?
CAKHost: We bango kazooie now?
LinearGif: I demand to see the certificate of inspection on file
Korhalis: blue for gotta go fast
jetpixi: rayfkSanic
Sogheim: yeah this part makes no sense
YeetTheRich_: chris redfield
shendaras: We shall build this bridge but you see, we will make it submerge and have it on a timer
plummeting_sloth: they put a switch in the platform that goes underwater?
crunchbite_1: blue orange white
Kramburger: Speaking of going fast, has everyone seen that Idris Elba is gonna be the voice of Knuckles in the next sonic movie?
silenceaux: maybe the white switch as well.
Seth_Erickson: got hit a yellow switch
rasterscan: Let them figure it out chat.
Nigouki: gaaaaaaameplaaaaaay
BrindleBoar: Kramburger I do not believe you.
rasterscan: Criminy.
jetpixi: Blasphemy @kramburger
Mr_Horrible: it was in that shack
Seth_Erickson: It's over there
Mr_Horrible: across the other 2
Kramburger: I promise this is not a bit, Irdis Elba is Knuckles
silenceaux: It was inside that shack where you just were
corianderd: three switches in the shack
kumatsu: in the shack
BrowneePoints: It wouldn't be Resident Evil without REALLY weird puzzles
Rynehawk: no thats the wong one
zeathean: no is in the room
Mr_Horrible: the lighting in there just stinks
Dmc3628: if Castle was memes and House was Layers Reservoir is the msot RE part of the game
Tangsm: Who had this many knife switches lying around?
korvys: Yeah
opal_moth: omnomnom
crunchbite_1: blue orange white for safe cross
zeathean: gameplay
Rhynerd: Did we go flying?
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ashteranic: did that throw adam really far when it dropped on him? lol
tim19862: terrifying puzzle Kappa
SnackPak_: that's tight
Vergotterung: get box
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
brainbosh: RIP the magnum ammo in the box
ashesandmochi: EYES
jetpixi: seabatClap
BrindleBoar: because he got in the SEE Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
ashesandmochi: PFFFFTTTTT
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
strebenherz: PFFFT
kumatsu: Adam is that you?
YawnLance: It really is Twitch chat...
ashesandmochi: I LOVE HIM
mowdownjoe: GRANT US EYES
CanisLupusAqua: channeling toad
YeetTheRich_: good for you, buddy
Seth_Erickson: I love Moreau's voice lines
Pharmacistjudge: fish with an ego
crunchbite_1: mao
silenceaux: Good for him
tim19862: LUL
ashteranic: what the
CAKHost: Did he just Mario us?
CanisLupusAqua: actually can you mod toad saying these things into the game
Rynehawk: mama! just killed a man!
CanisLupusAqua: how hard would that be
plummeting_sloth: finally, a positive male roll model
Mister_BlueSky: But I'm not the best. >_>
korvys: "Mom! Mom look! Mom, you're not looking!"
Mr_Horrible: We *are* know to say that
LinearGif: Mama, UwU
Nigouki: hell yeah dude! positive attitude!~
GoblinPieromancer: that is us!
crunchbite_1: up
opal_moth: hey look ma i maid it?
saucemaster5000: twitch chat can't swim
jetpixi: Diddleoop
DiscordianTokkan: Mamaaaa, I didn't mean to make a fish-fry..
Mr_Horrible: Moreau we're walkin' here! gabyB
Nigouki: "I'm the best", "Watch me mama", wait, is this fish Asuka?
plummeting_sloth: more RE movies need puzzle bosses
Easilycrazyhat: Also, more weird ass puzzles.
shendaras: Move things around in your suitcase
tim19862: do they do the puzzles in the movies?
kevenwith2es: Counter point, we need less Resident Evil movies
SkylerRingtail: Between the frame rate, frame skips, and camera shaking, I'm getting a bit of motion sickness from this section
YeetTheRich_: has the sky always been red?
BurgerGamer: we need a full scene in an RE movie of doing a switch puzzle while constantly looping 2 zombies
Mister_BlueSky: BOO
strebenherz: GDI Ethan
Seth_Erickson: LUL
rasterscan: ETHAN.
Mr_Horrible: he's a Dad - he gets *some* leeway
ashesandmochi: ethan's lines at least track with him being a giant nerd
Kramburger: Shut the fuck up Ethan, you're clearly out of your depth!
Mr_Horrible: big fish; make goop; hunch
plummeting_sloth: fish goo power
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's a tentacle-fish.
kumatsu: that's a mill, Ben
plummeting_sloth: it's a millstone
Sogheim: it's a windmill
Vergotterung: it's a wind mill
silenceaux: !card millstone
LRRbot: Millstone [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target player mills two cards.
mulligan2six: mill stone
YeetTheRich_: !card millstone
LRRbot: Millstone [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target player mills two cards.
ashteranic: it's a mill
opal_moth: fish eggs?
Mister_BlueSky: Beeg peeg.
ashteranic: old timey mill
LinearGif: That rarset of animals
kumatsu: D:
ashesandmochi: this knife must be so dull by now
korvys: !card Ilharg
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
FlamingSpidernado: so he's a water version of Dune's worms?
Haroldholmes25: crank time baybee
BrindleBoar: crank up the jams
Seth_Erickson: Now use the crank where you got it from
zeathean: half of painter combo
YeetTheRich_: finally you can crank that soulja
FlamingSpidernado: and he's all moldy because he needs that dry climate!
mulligan2six: It's bad design
crunchbite_1: because RE logic
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turn your crank to Frank!
BrindleBoar: I think the one there was broken
Gaytanic_Panic: yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
YeetTheRich_: ah yes
plummeting_sloth: god bless you, St Yellow Paint
YeetTheRich_: sure
TheWriterAleph: you were saying?
Mister_BlueSky: Also it's painted yellow, so that you know you can climb it. :)
Haroldholmes25: he's got a hook or something
MegaDosX: That's a great way to get awful rope burn
ashteranic: yay a zipline, we're saved
ashesandmochi: OWW
Seth_Erickson: He had a little hook
plummeting_sloth: we... did get the crank again right?
kumatsu: you grabbed it with your half-hand
Mr_Horrible: there was a little handle thing, I saw
MWGNZ: that was the bad hand too
NarishmaReborn: his hands are magic
kevenwith2es: He used the thing he got from the first zipline in the castle
shendaras: Your bad hand that's missing fingers, even.
plummeting_sloth: phew!
Sogheim: held it in the groove of your missing fingers
Laserbeaks_Fury: You've got the hook thingy from Lady D's castle
YeetTheRich_: ehtans hands are just built different
mulligan2six: Steel cable slivers don't hurt. It's fine
ButButTheJesus: HI REMY
Gildan_Bladeborn: This series has abundantly illustrated that Ethan does not take very good care of his hands Adam.
Mr_Horrible: also yeah, Ethan's hands are basically leather hamburger at this point anyway
BusTed: 👌
plummeting_sloth: alrighty!
Dog_of_Myth: Crank it real good.
Seth_Erickson: Power's back on baby
EvilBadman: hell yeah crank, we can kill that damn chicken now
holz1994: He literally reattached his hand earlier in the game, but the Zipline is where adam draws the line!
Haroldholmes25: Oh yeah weird puzzles
Tangsm: More monsters should be shouting "Look how cool I am, Mom!"
tim19862: tic tac toe?
Haroldholmes25: Take a look "around"
silenceaux: Oh hah, I get it. This sucks
Mr_Horrible: go relative to the dark square
BrindleBoar: maybe it's turned?
BusTed: Pretend that its Twitch chat trying to read a map.
brainbosh: Look at the paler
Seth_Erickson: Make sure you understand your orientation
crunchbite_1: its turned
ghyllnox: It's rotated
Mister_BlueSky: Flip it turnways.
Mr_Horrible: the picture isn't oriented, yeah
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBTouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Salient point, Streamer
circusofkirkus: seabatClap Bengineering seabatClap
Kramburger: Nice solve, Streamer!
silenceaux: 39
silenceaux: #9, sorry
Tam9876: Adam one of those colors is no0t blue LUL
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: this village must buy yellow tape and paint by the shitton
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatHITBOX
BusTed: seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap
NDCazzy: bye fish
Tam9876: Adam a lil colorblind
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap is a treasure
YeetTheRich_: fish is not happy
DarkMorford: Dam.
thraximore: seabatClap
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap is so good
korvys: benginChamp
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LinearGif: The sluice is loose
Pywodwagon: It’s quickly become my most used emote seabatClap seabatClap
Rynehawk: stupid fish
Seth_Erickson: Do we want to talk to the duke?
Blightfight: Why the butt is there a color coded password thing when a key would be more secure?
Brozard: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Easilycrazyhat: "My precious bodily fluids!"
Mister_BlueSky: Where's my animated touchdown emote? 😠
crunchbite_1: should have saved and sold meat
BusTed: Scout flies
SkylerRingtail: Going to the boss arena I wager
Rebornflames: this is a weird sequel to the dreamcast fishman game
Seth_Erickson: TIme to finish the fight
Mr_Horrible: LUL Ben beat me to the joke
Manae: I hope he has insurance!
EvilBadman: Capcom put this dude in Monster Hunter you cowards
BurgerGamer: who's got a shock trap?
BusTed: seabatUseless
Gaytanic_Panic: I hope you got INSURANCE
tim19862: WutFace
Kramburger: And the I put Cailou in their tummies
Rynehawk: wait she put cailou in their tummies??
korvys: Isn't Cadou that bald child?
plummeting_sloth: ah, this sounds like a man who has a lab
Gaytanic_Panic: Mr Monster, meet Mr W E A P O N
spethycakes: seabatUseless
tim19862: LUL korvys
Rynehawk: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatClap seabatClap
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: gun on PED's
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Cadou are the flies that Lady D used to make her "daughters".
Mr_Horrible: a clip, or a cliiiiiip
YeetTheRich_: this looks stupid clap clap clapclapclap
Blightfight: Now your gun is EXTRA AMERICAN.
Gaytanic_Panic: bring me a cup of that gun's piss
ashteranic: not legal in california
Seth_Erickson: Frames have been known to tank here
plummeting_sloth: you're 2 ply, you big dumb fish
cutaos: so this guy is just some tendies eating man baby?
Mr_Horrible: Big Stupid Pelagic Nightmare
BrowneePoints: A Piscine Pterror
shendaras: pelagic?
BusTed: 'Bout to make this guy Sell Out.
LinearGif: So this is a Froghemoth
Kramburger: Look at this idiot fish, crawling out of the primordial soup
korvys: "Big Dumb Fish" - Isn't that that musician that James likes?
BrindleBoar: it's weird how often resident evil villains end up being tongue
Korhalis: there was a clip of the new jersey governor who called some people "ultimate knuckleheads"
YeetTheRich_: he is that one paracite that eats fishes tongues and sits in their spot
Lithobraker: @Korhalis let me know when he pulls out the jabronies gun
BloodnBullets: "im a nice guy!'...
Easilycrazyhat: "Why do you hate me?" Maybe stop trying to eat us, dude...
CastleOtranto: Me on a bad allergy morning
Lordofironstorm: ewww
Twizted_Seed: was that 2 less fingers on your hand?
Seth_Erickson: Red barrel 👀
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's got fish-like refluxes
Easilycrazyhat: @Twizted_Seed They got monched at the beginning of the game
BrowneePoints: @Twizted_Seed the lycan at the beginning bit two of them off
saucemaster5000: it IS twitch chat
YeetTheRich_: careful ...
Easilycrazyhat: acid rain?
SkylerRingtail: Acid rain
silenceaux: Acid rain?
MegaDosX: WOW
kevenwith2es: Ooooof
BusTed: 😬
iris_of_ether: Oh NO
SmoreThanAFeelin: OHHH LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Barf rain
Seth_Erickson: acid rain
shendaras: Hmm
Vergotterung: lol
circusofkirkus: AHAHAHHA
Rebornflames: thanks game
Pywodwagon: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
BrindleBoar: seabatNogood
ashesandmochi: PFFFFFFTTTTTT
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: LUL
josh___something: ahahaha
Mister_BlueSky: XD
crystalbravest: THE CALLOUT
Rhynerd: He made it rain acid.
Mr_Gainsworth: uff
Mr_Horrible: wow, game sofieBlank
spethycakes: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
niccus: oh no
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
Easilycrazyhat: lol. gottem!
YeetTheRich_: HA
tim19862: LUL oh no
strebenherz: Casual mode shade
brainbosh: THAT'S why you heal!
ashteranic: hahahaha
YeetTheRich_: HAHA
K_t_Imp000: Oof
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tam9876: roof Adam
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap seabatClap
hesterbyrde: excellent
Sogheim: dang, game, that's cold
cuttlefishman: Clip it
fastlane250: LUL
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
opal_moth: the game just called you out
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Nigouki: woooooooooooooow
chefryto90: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Gaytanic_Panic: D A M N
kevenwith2es: "We've sensed you don't play shooters, and are therefore, not a gamer."
chaostreader: Acid rain!
Uzumaki15: Time to mute Ben
Raketon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shendaras: seabatNogood
zeathean: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Easilycrazyhat: I'm pretty sure you died to acid rain, fyi
LinearGif: This game called you a casual smh
crunchbite_1: lol hide under canopy
rasterscan: Break before attempt 2?
Transmuted_Elf: FBtouchdown
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: Get AOE'd
Jensling: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Laserbeaks_Fury: He did say he was the best!
Mister_BlueSky: True though.
darkspiredragon: Game being cold blooded
ButButTheJesus: Hey Adam! Did you know you've been injured for 2 hours?
Saxpython: Someone may have made highlights
Rynehawk: that screen was basically: do you want a bankie?
mulligan2six: This isn't horny?
SkylerRingtail: What, aren't YOU horny for slimy frog fish man?
BrowneePoints: You just missed him climbing a building and mortarting down bile
Pywodwagon: The game is still horny just not in the same way
crunchbite_1: hide under
Tangsm: Some people are into mermen.
Seth_Erickson: you just don't walk into the acid rain :)
Blue_Link13: Yeah at some point he just barfs acir into the sky and that is not good
Lord_ZYRK: Look, Ben, some people want to fuck fish man and this is their time.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think having the roof there when the sky rained acid might be... a clue.
Laserbeaks_Fury: To tell you there's stuff there to loot
Transmuted_Elf: how do you avoid the rain?
corianderd: possibly shows you shelter from barf
Rhynerd: Yellow marks safe from his acid rain attack
Lithobraker: This is incredibly horny for Troy McClure
ButButTheJesus: FINALLY
Manae: So he's basically one of those fish tongue parasites right now, isn't he?
saucemaster5000: bro it's okay for men to get therapy
Easilycrazyhat: Save us, Magic Juice!
plummeting_sloth: clear juice to counteract the green juice
electric_claire: @Manae I had forgotten about those so thanks for reminding me
Seth_Erickson: Acid rain time
Haroldholmes25: Oooh yeah mommy issues
Mr_Gainsworth: find a roof
silenceaux: Or just tank it, you know
Easilycrazyhat: Dude, excuse you
Seth_Erickson: Time for tokyo drift
Mr_Horrible: I remember these dudes from the fishing hamlet
Lordofironstorm: uh
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Kraid?
Lord_ZYRK: Ethan's just doing up his Hackers cosplay. He's going as Acid Burn.
silenceaux: It don't stop
Mr_Horrible: he moves fast for a big fella
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Tam9876: slimer no sliming, slimer no sliming, slimer no sliming Kappa
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
Makrosian_Tae: NotLikeThis
Kramburger: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Mr_Horrible: how the Grunch Slenaded Christmas
opal_moth: gut him like a fish
rasterscan: Still got all dem mines.
Rynehawk: chocolate raaain
Makrosian_Tae: Mines?
korvys: Shoot the wall while you wait?
Lithobraker: This guy needs therapy
korvys: Oh, the wall died
Easilycrazyhat: oh he makes walls. That's neat.
Seth_Erickson: Really comin down today
Twizted_Seed: doing up his pants
ButButTheJesus: Bangarang!
YeetTheRich_: that was a transformer
Easilycrazyhat: Dude needs more fiber
Tam9876: you can stack mines on top of eachother
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: @Tam9876 That sounds very dangerous!
Saxpython: gg
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT em
Lordofironstorm: 1st try Kappa
NDCazzy: GG
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown benginTry critroleTouchdown benginTry
silenceaux: Camera Angles
DeM0nFiRe: who's ready for phase 3? Kappa
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing FBtouchdown FBtouchdown PowerUpR
DarkMorford: She's gonna blow!
jonasjonIV: pop
Rynehawk: meanwhile in Little China
BloodnBullets: just a wafer thin mint..
DiscordianTokkan: Beeg Ballooooon
Transmuted_Elf: transm8Yay transm8Yay transm8Yay
Easilycrazyhat: Blade?
kumatsu: he's turning into a blueberry!
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Tam9876: @rasterscan it can be LUL
KV1NN4: ew
CAKHost: Ew
chefryto90: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
tim19862: LUL
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saxpython: water thin
Seth_Erickson: Doesn't Resident Evil have a flip around button?
MegaDosX: He had a wafer thin mint!
Saskquatchewan: It's wafer thin
josh___something: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: It's WAFER theen
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown seabatClap
mowdownjoe: @kumatsu Put him on the train!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we refrence Big Trouble in Little China instead?
Easilycrazyhat: Or Big Trouble in LIttle China.
Obsolete2885: Big Trouble in Little China
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think he was a blueberry.
raulghoulia: Slither
radioshackraider: Yeah, this game was made by people who were too damn horny.
Twizted_Seed: mr. creosote
brainbosh: FYI, DO NOT go up the elevator yet!
rosesmcgee: I was thinking the Baron from Dune
Blue_Link13: Worth it for another Ethan One Liner
Pharmacistjudge: Now i got a blueberry for a daughter
corefluxx: are you permanently missing fingers now?
Seth_Erickson: There are treasures Adam so avoid the elevator out for a bit
NovaKat13: Big trouble in little china?
CanisLupusAqua: space jam?
BrowneePoints: Naked gun with the water hose?
BusTed: Story of Ricky?
BurgerGamer: space jam
YeetTheRich_: jackass?
Rynehawk: smurfs?
corefluxx: Yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
Getter404: There was Last Action Hero where that mob boss was a bomb
MadmanOreo: naked gun 2 and a half?
Laserbeaks_Fury: In the opening cartoon
cutaos: its in a bond movie too
EvilBadman: totally recall?
corefluxx: Roger rabbit
brainbosh: If you go up the elevator you can't come back down
Seth_Erickson: ^
Dmc3628: it was in Live and Let Die
Tam9876: yes in Roger Rabbit
plummeting_sloth: There was also that scene in the Living Daylights
korvys: Rocks
raulghoulia: Darude Sandstorm
CAKHost: Pie
mercano82: I think Roger More James Bond killed a big bad that way, too.
kumatsu: pizza's a little dry
Makrosian_Tae: Mold pizza
grometty: cheese
Lord_ZYRK: An entire wheel of cheese?
Pharmacistjudge: pizza's a little dry
ButterBall000: Cheese wheel?
SirenSongSeas: Eating brick
Twizted_Seed: who the feck cut that pie?
corefluxx: Also, the ending of Big Trouble in Little China
Easilycrazyhat: Charlie Kelly?
YeetTheRich_: I respect your joke there ben
sirene_89: no?
Saskquatchewan: Yes?
DeM0nFiRe: yogNO yogNO yogNO yogNO yogNO
Nigouki: yep, this is totally Asuka
crunchbite_1: but yes?
hurricanealpaca: No!
Makrosian_Tae: NO NO NO NO NO
silenceaux: Okay, now do the Meow Mix song
zer0killstreams: no
ashesandmochi: oh no
MechaKuuga: NO
SnackPak_: no! no! no!
Academicks: Nooooooo
Mr_Gainsworth: perfect narration
ButButTheJesus: Know your current events!
YeetTheRich_: benginNo benginNo benginNo
LinearGif: No God please no, no. No. No!
Rhynerd: No no no no
Two_Hats: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
korvys: Well done Adam. Commitment.
Academicks: Nooooorway
Jabells666: maybe yes Kappa
Blightfight: Have you lost your place yet?
darkspiredragon: lrrCREEPL No! lrrCREEPR
circusofkirkus: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
PixelArtDragon: seabatCHOICE
Rebornflames: no no no, no limits
fastlane250: no-ing into the reel
Brozard: mama mia mama mia
opal_moth: welcome to the highlights?
ICitizenErasedI: you said one of those without an exclamation mark
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
josh___something: FBtouchdown
Nigouki: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
ICitizenErasedI: start again!
CAKHost: Chicken chicken chicken
Pteraspidomorphi: You missed one
YeetTheRich_: thanks streamer
Kreiseler: wait I think he skipped a line
lucha_libro: no no no Nobody can do the shing a ling, like I do!!
Mister_BlueSky: What was that last bit? I missed it.
itira: wait i didnt hear. can you say that again?
iamn0tg00d: It's heel Daniel Bryan.
Haroldholmes25: Look it's caillou
Easilycrazyhat: 👉👈 But maybe?
korvys: Caliou
frank_the_great: I think you missed one, you should start again
saucemaster5000: Nobody can do the boogaloo like I do!
BusTed: \ seabatUseless /
Seth_Erickson: Don't go up the elevator yet btw Adam
Transmuted_Elf: you did it two to many times
Pharmacistjudge: are you waiting for Cadou?
plummeting_sloth: 23 cadou!
YeetTheRich_: oh god
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
kumatsu: seabatUseless
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Brozard: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
YeetTheRich_: no
Seth_Erickson: seabatUseless
GhostValv: seabatUseless
crunchbite_1: fuck caillou
Saxpython: it's a Caillou
Nigouki: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
SmoreThanAFeelin: It's Caaaadouu
electra310: nonononononononono
itira: seabatUseless
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm just a grub who's cold, Each day I grow some Mold, I'm decomposing, I'm Cadou
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: seabatUseless
ButButTheJesus: no no no no
mulligan2six: seabatUseless
DiscordianTokkan: seabatUseless jlrrNo jlrrCai jlrrLlou
BusTed: Our key's getting fancy.
BrindleBoar: Miranda TV
YeetTheRich_: that's what the note was for ... no! no! no!
iamn0tg00d: No No No No Yes just kidding No.
LinearGif: Is he the one who knocks?
Easilycrazyhat: This guy oozes Patrick Bateman
Transmuted_Elf: its nick cage!
CAKHost: Oh its Magneto guy?
edgeyberzerker: He reminds me of an evil Snaggle Puss (it's his voice)
Omthebox: 4 flasks!? What is this PoE?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you guys ever play the RE3 remake?
Rynehawk: werent worth the trouble?
Rynehawk: hrm
Seth_Erickson: This is Heisenberg
thraximore: This is the guy who doesn't have Uno
plummeting_sloth: Cochella Magneto
YeetTheRich_: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
BurgerGamer: heisenberg owns so hard
saucemaster5000: I'd kill you if you weren't worth the... nevermind
Blue_Link13: Once I have all the baby juice? well get a blender, a baby shaped ice tray and a freezer
jonasjonIV: im uncertain about this
rasterscan: Break time?
brainbosh: I have to say again, if you go up the elevator you will miss fish and treasure.
mulligan2six: You are worth the trouble, so he has elected not to kill you
silenceaux: turns out being a nobleman in a remote mountain town tends to make you a real piece of shit
BrowneePoints: Folks LOVE Lady D and Heisenberg
Seth_Erickson: Don't forget about the treasure in this area Adam now that the water's drained
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is the same VA as Nikolai
OmnipotentTrevor: There's a ton of side games you could play
Pharmacistjudge: they are definitely doing 4 remake, they said they are working on it
MegaDosX: There's also a Dead Space remaster or something coming out isn't there?
brainbosh: No elevator!!
SkylerRingtail: Oh god please no more RE
plummeting_sloth: Salazar voiced every character
mulligan2six: RE:m4ke
korvys: Are there any other iconic horror franchises?
OmnipotentTrevor: LIke that one with Barry's...niece, I think?
YeetTheRich_: you mean you didn't get the job adam?
BrindleBoar: I feel like they should wait another ten years or so before remaking 4
Seth_Erickson: Welp no treasure for Adam
brainbosh: RIP all those fish
Getter404: Norio Wakamoto?
AmpleAppleLamps: Salazaar but it's Peter Dinklage
Blightfight: Watch RE4 RE has CS:S gunplay.
BusTed: yuyuhase
Mr_Horrible: Salazar now voiced by Patrick Warburton
hesterbyrde: Sephiroth?
Pywodwagon: What if Wayne June voices Salazar
BlueBuddhaX: Kennedy. . . . . Kennedy
Pteraspidomorphi: Norio Wakamoto is the archetypal deep voice
Makrosian_Tae: For famous deep voices, for me, it's gotta be Jouji Nakata. Bless that man
Vergotterung: can he go back?
Driosenth: what about Gilbert Godfrey?
Seth_Erickson: No
brainbosh: JNO YOU CAN"T
circusofkirkus: nope :(
Dmc3628: nope
Lord_ZYRK: Everyone's favorite Lalafel Yuyuhakusho
Blightfight: What about Jaleel White?
josh___something: RIP
Seth_Erickson: We tried to tell you
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, that's a pretty good Wharburton, Ben.
BrowneePoints: @brainbosh easy there
Vergotterung: rip magnum
Rhynerd: It’s gone forever.
Dmc3628: once you ride the elevator it's point no return back down
LinearGif: It's too late baby, yeah, it's too late
flashflip55: benginDab
Mr_Horrible: smart play, honestly
sirene_89: :-(
brainbosh: If only there was someone else to read chat..../
Mister_BlueSky: You just read Twitch chat to respond to that though.
zeathean: but keep them for what?
GhostValv: seabatNogood
Rhynerd: Wait, the treasure was the magnum?
ICitizenErasedI: i bet adam has been paid off by big elevator
kumatsu: Adam doesn't read twitch chat, we can say as many nice things about him as we want
Dmc3628: but what if there are no thoughts in the collective ook ook
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: whoa whoa whoa Ben....
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: It doesn't matter how right you are, Adam won't listen anyway seabatUseless
PixelArtDragon: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
MadmanOreo: On the bright side we can go get those nuggies now.
prince_infidel: Damn Adam! ;_;
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fastlane250: oh right you guys still have toys r us right?
BrindleBoar: Double Christmas \o/
NDCazzy: jokes on you toys'r'us is closed in the US
Sogheim: all that matters is that Adam is having fun
SirMorek: Anyways, here's wonderwall
darkspiredragon: Titch chat Christmas isn't worth the divorce though :(
Pharmacistjudge: and. "Sources said that the Resident Evil 4 Remake would now be partially rebooted under the new mandate, which could see its release delayed by as much as a year to 2023."
Easilycrazyhat: oof
Roger_Job329: the map will forever be red
BusTed: seabatYIKES
MegaDosX: Ooof
Omthebox: Two christmasses don't mean shit if both your parents are poor as dirt OpieOP
DeM0nFiRe: oof
BrowneePoints: wait what
Makrosian_Tae: seabatYIKES
GhostValv: oofa
sirene_89: lord
hesterbyrde: JEsus
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh geez.
electra310: oof
SirMorek: seabatYIKES
Seth_Erickson: Really seabatYIKES
SkylerRingtail: Your graduation had tables?
Rhynerd: Ouch
opal_moth: Adam is a great person who brings joy to any place he is
DiscordianTokkan: seabatYIKES
Makrosian_Tae: Big Ouphe
Saxpython: :(
saucemaster5000: I mean, love you guys
LinearGif: But Ben we can't all fit at one table, we are many
brainbosh: You missed fish is the big thing
crunchbite_1: go back go back
Transmuted_Elf: cabin?
DeM0nFiRe: social distancing!
MegaDosX: That'd be a pretty big table
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
plummeting_sloth: I mean, what IS a table really
opal_moth: and they would still only give us one banana at the table to eat
kumatsu: "mermaid ball" is my favorite con party
SirMorek: biiiiiig table
rasterscan: Er, I don't want to nag but you're still supposed to have one more ad break right?
Korhalis: mermaid ball and barnacle cylinder
shendaras: <3
DarknessKingCoH: Ah classic Mermaid Ball and Barnacle Bobber
Pharmacistjudge: So Adam, how was the workout?
CommiePuddin: @lineargif nah, we are one with many personalities. our name is "chat'
electra310: One banana is better than no banana
frozenphoenix7: So chat I just got back power and internet. What all have I missed so far?
YeetTheRich_: you sure you have enough bananas for that?
raulghoulia: Ragtime
plummeting_sloth: that's The Entertainer
BusTed: The Entertainer, I think.
Omthebox: I don't want to be that close to 700 people no matter who they are
corianderd: that's the entertainer
Alephred: Ben that's the Entertainer.
Vyous: That's the Entertainer. Piano Man is Billy Joel
DiscordianTokkan: Unfortunately, I live in Ontario, so we got emailed proof, but no actual CARD. Because effing Ford.
Arclight_Dynamo: Piano Man is Billy Joel.
Makrosian_Tae: That's "The Entertainer"
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
ButButTheJesus: BEN
CastleOtranto: That's the Entertainer, Ben!
BusTed: Asked and answered.
ashesandmochi: like that
GhostValv: :)
Dmc3628: he says///
MegaDosX: Call and answer!
LinearGif: Sing us a song, you're the Entertainer
mulligan2six: Like that
DeM0nFiRe: The timing is too good
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Now THERE'S a highlight
Rebornflames: like that
BurgerGamer: lul
Veste: he figured it out what a genius
Easilycrazyhat: Hmmm, how *do* you fuck this one up? ;p
frank_the_great: This puzzle was more fun in Twilight Princess
OliverWight: i thought piano man was billy joel
Rhynerd: Timing!
Lordofironstorm: That's The Entertainer, Ben
Roger_Job329: hmmmm
kevenwith2es: I legit thought this one was impossible to fail. Now I know
prince_infidel: Thanks Ben
K_t_Imp000: Harsh xD
Transmuted_Elf: ask and be rewarded?
Roger_Job329: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
avatg5: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:18:40.
itira: LUL
fcloud: ask and you shall receive. adam was just satisfying the requesgt
BurgerGamer: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:11:06. lrrSPOT
Sogheim: oh hey it's Windmill 1 and Windmill 2 we were just there
isabelnoid: LUL
corianderd: should play enter the gladiators
Jennie_Fuchsia: People keep trying to hand me back their vaccine cards when checking out of their appointments and I’m very “you can’t use that here” about it
avatg5: came here from the ep2 VOD
misskale: That was the Entertainer
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dmc3628: no promises
thraximore: umbraSmug
brainbosh: Not saying anything
Saintnex: Ben continually roasting Adam here lol
Rhynerd: Our poor boy
tim19862: you got this
Sogheim: these marble puzzles are not intuitive
fcloud: it controls like ass but it LOOKS easy
MegaDosX: Why does Ethan actually do the puzzle? Why not just drop the ball in the end slot?
Sogheim: it's a game of balancing something you can't hold
thraximore: It's ok adam; we like to watch umbraSmile
a_Weakling: is the next lets nope going to be Super Monkey Ball then?
Mister_BlueSky: The last one of these is a nightmare.
frank_the_great: "You said down"
Dmc3628: oh yeah Heisenberg's ball puzzle is absolute bullbus
CastleOtranto: SING us a song YOU'RE the PIANO MAN
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @MegaDosX something something sequential switches
Easilycrazyhat: Did someone take a bite out of the bridge? o.O
SnackPak_: ezpz
BusTed: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: benginTry
Sogheim: maybe this helps Ethan practice his fine motor control since he has some problems with his hands
sirene_89: wooooooot
Saxpython: gg
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown
K_t_Imp000: Woo!
electra310: Gamer gaming!
thraximore: congration
DoctorHutch: book first try
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap seabatClap
plummeting_sloth: if this was a realistic version of one of these, the actual prize would be like 50 dollar gift card to a Shoneys
dabudder: @easilycrazyhat moroue gets lonely
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Mountain Dew Skull!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: as someone that takes horror games badly I do earnestly hope you don't take it personally if I treat you like a podcast and just stick to listening
CastleOtranto: Weed Get!
Seth_Erickson: There's a really good gun here I'm pretty sure
BrindleBoar: Rhynerd is that a new flavor
BusTed: These are Minecraft phantoms.
SirenSongSeas: Weed Skull obtained!
Dmc3628: they like cliff racers
Seth_Erickson: Hollow bones Adam
LinearGif: Go my pretties, fly
rosesmcgee: you sure complain about being able to walk a lot for a multiple amputee
Blightfight: Oh dang, they got that long tongue so they cal lick all of the ice cream from the tub.
thraximore: 👅
plummeting_sloth: why does the larger athlete simply not eat the smaller one
Rhynerd: @brindleboar yes, limited time run at this village.
Easilycrazyhat: "Hello. We've been trying to reach you about your auto insurance."
tim19862: LUL
SirenSongSeas: Bath tub full of ice cream....
Sogheim: no, Ben. no.
Seth_Erickson: No
UnusuallyLargeMoth: YEE
mulligan2six: What...?
Dmc3628: if properly vaccinated YES
ButButTheJesus: um, Ben?
opal_moth: yes
AmpleAppleLamps: Are you offering, Ben?
thraximore: for money
theambivalentagender: It'd be so cold on one's bits :(
BurgerGamer: that sounds painfully cold
prince_infidel: NO
UnusuallyLargeMoth: wait @LoadingReadyRun put it to a vote!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You dont have to eat it
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
BrindleBoar: recreational soft serve bathing
Driosenth: New Live Segment?
K_t_Imp000: That would get so sticky...
itira: ohhh myyyyy
Blightfight: Depends on if there's hot fudge or not.
SirenSongSeas: Yknow what sure I'd let someone pour softserve all over me
DoctorHutch: it would probably be painful after a minute or 2....really cold
Gaytanic_Panic: like it*
opal_moth: is that bens next cold tub time machine segment ?
LinearGif: How else do you plan on keeping your skin silky and young
Mister_BlueSky: It Takes Two? Awesome.
hesterbyrde: The blood of the innocent like everyone else
YeetTheRich_: you just need to eat it faster than they can pour
RealGamerCow: Did It Takes Two start today or tomorrow?
opal_moth: @RealGamerCow tommorrow
theambivalentagender: Plus the ice cream would get stuck in your cheeks
Mister_BlueSky: I'm curious to see that game.
Mister_BlueSky: I wonder if I can solo co-op it.
opal_moth: yeah i excited to see the paul and heather antics with it
Lithobraker: @Mister_BlueSky it's a really fun game tonwatch the stream of. There's a horny book that you want to ki
Lithobraker: *kill
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
YeetTheRich_: horny book?
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
Juliamon: I appreciate "kill" being the word that got cut there
YeetTheRich_: we talking about faerie mound again? Kappa
Juliamon: let us think "a game abt smooching books"
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Mister_BlueSky: I did the co-op campaign of Portal by myself since no one would play it with me. >_>
Mister_BlueSky: Portal 2, rather.
Makrosian_Tae: Impressive
Makrosian_Tae: You should stream that
EldarLuin: welcome back
YeetTheRich_: hullo
Korhalis: yeah we got re-fried beans but an we get some re-popped tarts
Seth_Erickson: Oh did Ben talk to himself for a bit
Lithobraker: Faerie mound was vaguely erotic. It takes two book is uncomfortably horny
Mister_BlueSky: Basically, yes.
Seth_Erickson: This gun is good btw
tim19862: LUL
Dmc3628: Cowboy Sh*t
Kramburger: There's a snake in my boot!
Mister_BlueSky: You don't get too much ammo for it, and it one shots wolves? I think?
Seth_Erickson: Should definitely test it on a wolf
hurricanealpaca: that's a werewolf killing gun if I've ever seen one
MegaDosX: Oooooh! What does /this/ button do?
Darleysam: iiiiiiiit's lunchtime
CaptinOfBeez: I feel ya ben, looking to get a diagnosis as an adult finally
Easilycrazyhat: Ahaha, ahaha, ahahahaha.
Mister_BlueSky: I mean it IS called Wolfsbane.
Kramburger: Frame rate pls
Seth_Erickson: corner of the house
Nigouki: is it twitch framerate or game framerate?
Getter404: Work first, then banana. Scrap banana.
iamn0tg00d: You made the murderous wolfman monster, now you have to take care of it. Responsibilities are a bummer.
Kramburger: I assume it's dropped frames if Adam has commented on it
LinearGif: Hungry like the wolf
Kramburger: *hasn't
DeM0nFiRe: WOW
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
DeM0nFiRe: That is a powerful gun
BrowneePoints: The end game pistol lol
K_t_Imp000: NOICE
EldarLuin: eldarl1Pressf
BrowneePoints: Magnums are usually the big deeps RE pistols right?
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Xiff_: I saw a shiny through the boards above the door
Rhynerd: Did I hear that our boys found the magnum!
Seth_Erickson: It shoot the big bullet real good
DoctorHutch: well...it makes sense that it would do the most for a pistol
darkspiredragon: Big bullets are too off for RE. They must be nanobot bullets or something
BrindleBoar: for some reason I thought you said solar, and was so confused
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam and Ben, and howdy all
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have a crank now, so theres some things you can do
LinearGif: Barrett is powerful because his arm is gun
Mister_BlueSky: If you shoot a big enough bullet you don't have to aim.
BrowneePoints: 50 caliber rounds are HUGE
GhostValv: many big boolet :)
MegaDosX: 50cal rounds are no joke
thraximore: depends on your budget
saucemaster5000: are we talking bullet bill big?
ghyllnox: Shotgun says otherwise
NavelWarfare: Why not lots of big bullet?
Tangsm: Wouldn't the best gun be a potato gun then?
Saintnex: One big bullet tends to do more damage
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: we should go back to pepperbox designs
Getter404: What is a frag grenade if not a big thrown bullet full of a bunch of smaller bullets
Seth_Erickson: look up
OmnipotentTrevor: f=ma. Either make the bullets heavier, or faster. That's about it.
BrowneePoints: FF7? It's okay. Now FF9? Play that crap
BusTed: papa!
Mister_BlueSky: Papa! Please!
itira: papa!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hell yeah FF9
K_t_Imp000: Pfft
SirMorek: Papa!
BrowneePoints: Adam..why Q.Q
Arclight_Dynamo: Tell it, Ben.
GhostValv: :O
MegaDosX: Shots fired!
LinearGif: Ben you breaking my heart
BrowneePoints: Ben Why Q.Q
BrindleBoar: uh, some of them are MMOs, Ben
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: ben no!
Mr_Horrible: Papa! Please! You said we could go to McDonald's for Ladyfinger McFlurries after we escaped the castle!
Seth_Erickson: Yuna:"hhhuhmmhuuhhm"
electric_claire: The people hated him because he spoke the truth
OmnipotentTrevor: They stopped being turn based years ago
Mister_BlueSky: They're ALL turn based? Mmmm...
NavelWarfare: That is certainly an opinion
raulghoulia: Pokemon is a turnbased JRPG, BEN
BusTed: lrrGOAT
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, ben chose Violence today
GhostValv: deserved
Mr_Horrible: REVENGE
Kyir: Goats are the most dangerous enemies in the game
SnackPak_: justice
Easilycrazyhat: Black Bart is pissed
weff47: Ben and Adam, you just made my gf cry
YeetTheRich_: get him goats
Seth_Erickson: It was an ambush
obionedrop: Pokemon is a turn based jrpg?
BusTed: They were aggro first!
BrowneePoints: man, they really got your goat
lucha_libro: I like ben, then he says things that make me just shake my head. :p
Mr_Horrible: the first goat's got your scent now
DiscordianTokkan: Goat 'em
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
Pywodwagon: And suddenly Graham has reason to fire them both
Getter404: This is what happens when you shoot too many goats! You have angered them!
ButButTheJesus: is not real gun unless it cost 400k to fire for 12 seconds
BusTed: Some kind of Ragu festival.
Seth_Erickson: yes
K_t_Imp000: Goats, the true boss
Seth_Erickson: past duke
Sogheim: dang that goat wrecked you yay goat
BrowneePoints: you can
Mr_Horrible: do you *really* want an answer to that? Kappa
CastleOtranto: Imma let you in on a secret Ben: I'm too old to be hurt by your video game opinions.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's a lot to find in the village here before you go meet the last guy
hurricanealpaca: The big treasure is right here! In Twitch chat
Makrosian_Tae: 15 was an action RPG
MadmanOreo: rwo things can be true, adam
Enki1256: 12 was half'n'half turn-based
DeM0nFiRe: Technically it DID come out years ago lol
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 12 was a cRPG
Mister_BlueSky: And 11.
LinearGif: Man what even was 12
niccus: 15 was years ago
Roger_Job329: 12 isnt
EvilBadman: Ben, pokemon is a turn-based RPG.
hesterbyrde: They tried to do a hybrid system that was..... eh?
Mr_Horrible: wait hold on, there's literally a Super-Metroid final area entrance?
lamina5432: 13 kinda is kind isn't
ICitizenErasedI: do you cadou?
Saintnex: 13-3 is more of a hybrid no?
BrindleBoar: 12, 13, 15 are action games you can pause, not turn-based games
LinearGif: benginOh benginNo
Mr_Horrible: 13-3 is where the active combat started, iirc, yeah
overlordstowell: Save these hot takes for Twitter, Ben'
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because it's a COOLER looking shotgun.
Seth_Erickson: Different rate of fires
Seth_Erickson: I think
ICitizenErasedI: there were 3 different shotguns in re4
ComradeMik: better rate of fire, better range, quicker loading, better ammo capacity?
Easilycrazyhat: Getting a new thing occasionally feels better than upgrading the same thing all game.
thraximore: Duke is flirting
ICitizenErasedI: and like 4 different handguns
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 1st shotgun had tighter spread, 2nd is better for crowds
CastleOtranto: Forget all y'all. I'm busting out my GameBoy Micro and playing FF6.
plummeting_sloth: I do appreciate the ammo capacity on the revolver being locked
saucemaster5000: don't you dare back down Ben
Mr_Horrible: Farming us for content D:
LinearGif: You can't unfire a shot ben
Asimech: Because this shotgun is more TACTICAL.
Arclight_Dynamo: But it was a good hot take!
Seth_Erickson: At some point you should just click in and out of the sell screen for an easter egg
Mister_BlueSky: Also I like turn based RPG's. Hey, wait a minute.
Mr_Horrible: speaking of turn-based JRPGs, I should pick up the pixel remaster of FFV
DarknessKingCoH: Crisis Core wasn't turn based, and that's the ony ff game I've ever played
AdamYMHMI: I love that the issue being contested is not: "turn-based combat is horrible," but "FF is no longer a turn-based game."
raulghoulia: toothpaste - tube
ButButTheJesus: Tenet
niccus: you will never see adam play a turn-based RPG, especially not at twitch.tv/seabats
SirMorek: Time to shoot some healing bullets
Tempest2097: No, it's a waste of a potato
Tempest2097: That potato could feed someone
Asimech: Potato is really just a big bullet.
Seth_Erickson: can't wait for them to see this big guy
Gildan_Bladeborn: As someone who has never understood the appeal of JRPGs of any variety... Ben's opinions on them can't hurt me.
LinearGif: I'm just glad nobody has dragged Persona into this
GhostValv: potato is edibullet
Kazman20a: they sunk a Uboat with a potaoe gun
shendaras: Human cannonball?
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Pywodwagon: The best gun is a sword, because what is a sword but a large flat bullet
Tangsm: @Tempest2097 Maybe it is, but a higher velocity?
Asimech: @Tempest2097 If it kills someone that's still one mouth less to feed.
Tempest2097: You can't even get discarding sabot custom case rounds for a potato
hurricanealpaca: It's going to be another shotgun
Laserbeaks_Fury: Goats Who Stare At Men
NavelWarfare: @tempest2097 That potato IS feeding someone, just at very high speed
serramarkov: Potato gun is a fun (albeit slow) way to rice potatoes.
ashesandmochi: as goats do
ButButTheJesus: "if you strike me down..."
Asimech: @Tempest2097 And you know what they say: Give a man a potato and they're fed for a day, shoot a man with a potato and they're fed for the rest of their lives.
darkspiredragon: I know you want a piece of this Baaa meat...
EvilBadman: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
AdamYMHMI: Adam is not allowed into petting zoos anymore...
LinearGif: Excuse me sir
Dmc3628: hello large lad
plummeting_sloth: I mean, if I was an animal in this world, I would long for the quick death of a gunshot compared to anything else in this world
Orgmastron: El Gigante!
Mister_BlueSky: "Did you shoot my goats?!"
Seth_Erickson: This a large lad
CastleOtranto: Oh, it's Garruk!
Obsolete2885: Its like the goat from vvitch
Rhynerd: Here comes the boy!
Laserbeaks_Fury: D-pad down should 180
ICitizenErasedI: he can scoot but can he scat?
Seth_Erickson: I'm pretty sure there is a quick turn button
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or wait, maybe its a stick button
mulligan2six: Back on the stick plus B I think is quick turn
Tempest2097: Do you know how many times I've tried to find discarding sabot custom case rounds for potatoes?
Tempest2097: It's zero. Zero times.
fcloud: at least this guy staggers when you damage him
Seth_Erickson: This guy is a mega bullet sponge
Easilycrazyhat: This is on PC, right? Is k&m not an option?
ICitizenErasedI: down and b is 180 turn i think
Tempest2097: HOW
BusTed: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
plummeting_sloth: the juke!
DeM0nFiRe: Gaming!
YeetTheRich_: haha
josh___something: JUKED
kumatsu: just dodge 4Head
Tempest2097: FUCKING HOW
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: SEKIRO
ButButTheJesus: OKAY
LinearGif: Lean in, deny their momentum
EvilBadman: Sekiro!
SmoreThanAFeelin: He swung right over you JUKED
shendaras: wow
ashesandmochi: CLOSE RANGE
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
NotCainNorAbel: gamer seabatHITBOX
K_t_Imp000: Woooowwwww
DeM0nFiRe: This game is actually Dark Soul 4
Saskquatchewan: Liberated!
zer0killstreams: damn son
shendaras: Gamer
Mr_Horrible: "I would simply dodge *into* the attack with my i-frames"
jmhodges: Lean into the punch
CastleOtranto: Daria?
Talin06: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
SirMorek: god gamer
ThePov42: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdownFBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NDCazzy: footsies
Musicsquid: Now THAT was some Bloodborne
plummeting_sloth: so... money then
Tripleyew: Just gotta get inside their defense
sirene_89: hell yeah
cutaos: wasnt there a chalace room?
thraximore: Sure looks like a dead body
raulghoulia: I thought you didn't like the grave robber in DD, Adam
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, a holy grail. That explains what's causing this Lostbelt!
Mister_BlueSky: Enough to buy some more Magnum amm.... oh.
YeetTheRich_: please tell me the axe we picked up is a weapon we can use
plummeting_sloth: dat axe though
thraximore: We Bloodborne now
Seth_Erickson: Enough to replace 4 magnum shots though maybe not
Tempest2097: Well you should probably save to the cloud. So you can back that axe up.
cutaos: i might be way off
EvilBadman: we didn't spec for STR though
Seth_Erickson: Chalice dungeon time? 👀
Mr_Horrible: that's how you unlock the Chalice Dungeons Kappa
Tripleyew: @tempest2097 slow clap
LinearGif: Doesn't every house have a chalice room
plummeting_sloth: gotta spend money to spend money
Kipstar: must be nice
YeetTheRich_: interesting hot take
itira: oh... lolol
Easilycrazyhat: I bought all the Ice Cream and now I'm broke
Seth_Erickson: The Duke
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
plummeting_sloth: I literally said gotta spend money to SPEND money
NotCainNorAbel: if that was true then my aunt would be a billionaire
Pharmacistjudge: Doge?
Seth_Erickson: We're investing in the Duke
SirMorek: mostly crypto
EvilBadman: Adam just spent two weeks jet-setting in the Maldives
cutaos: this is where i was thinking of the chalaces
Dog_of_Myth: What's it like being like Bezos, Adam?
YeetTheRich_: duke coin
shendaras: Can you cook food?
BusTed: That's usually something associated with a pyramid scheme.
raulghoulia: probably don't want to take any financial advice from someone who's plummeting
Seth_Erickson: We can give the duke our food
ArkhamArchivist: DukeCoin more like DookCoin
mulligan2six: The value goes up when Elon Musk tweets about it
EvilBadman: he takes the nest for stuff even if the recipe is incomplete
plummeting_sloth: juicy game, we gotta kill something that looks moist
shendaras: Ciorba?
Makrosian_Tae: Juicy Game is my favorite brand of bubble gum
Nigouki: Ciorba looks doable
EvilBadman: meat*
ICitizenErasedI: he can make ciorba
Kramburger: One Duke Coin will be worth 10 British pounds, for the is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set when I kidnap their Queen!
Mister_BlueSky: I think you can get the juicy game now?
Seth_Erickson: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: Yes
plummeting_sloth: BOTW scene ruined
BloodnBullets: thats some serious BotW sounds
BusTed: Delicious.
circusofkirkus: no Monster Hunter cooking scene?
korvys: "You kill it, we cook it!" lol
Mr_Horrible: Ethan just chomping on 3 big fuckin' dango in one go
BusTed: It does, yeah.
Kramburger: Ew, no eaty noises pls game
itira: ugh the swollowing noise
Easilycrazyhat: That one has music
Gaytanic_Panic: Eaty noises The TRUE horror of this game.
fcloud: breath of the wild? it's no turn-based jrpg
LinearGif: What is Breadth of the While
kumatsu: I don't care if it "enhances gameplay", weapon fatigue sucks
Seth_Erickson: IT's fun but not for everyone
YawnLance: ASMR Mukbang with Duke pls
Mister_BlueSky: So the juicy game is in the cemetery here.
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, who needs breath of the Wild, when you can play...Breath of the Waifu?
saucemaster5000: nobody has good tastes in video games, they were a mistake
DiscordianTokkan: It's the wet lip smacks that are the fucking WORST
EvilBadman: @yawnlance Different site
ICitizenErasedI: like shooting fish in a ... small pond
Mr_Horrible: The lead is seasoning, Ben
62MGcobra: shouldn't you be using gernades?
EvilBadman: We got that crank to kill those damn chickens too
Gaytanic_Panic: Gun goes in, guts come out. Gun goes in, guts come out.
plummeting_sloth: lead salts are sweet
Tempest2097: Remember, lead is good for you, just ask the Romans
Seth_Erickson: The Day of Reckoning is upon those chickens btw
Tripleyew: The Homer Simpson school of fishing
Tempest2097: They used to boil their wine in it
Seth_Erickson: we found the crank
Tangsm: They should have made the giant fish guy drop meat.
Mister_BlueSky: The juicy game is here in the cemetery if you want to grab it before you go.
Kramburger: I really regret opening up about the fact that I find loud eating noises extremely triggering. TBF, I'm in therapy for it, amongst other things
Tempest2097: (DO NOT DO THIS)
AdamYMHMI: Real fishing uses C4
Lysander_Gustav: it's the O'
Tempest2097: LEAD IS BAD
Seth_Erickson: There were the chickens you couldn't get to last time
Laserbeaks_Fury: There are 2 places you've found to use the crank
YeetTheRich_: mr. wangkey the christmas poo?
MadmanOreo: crabk gib nuggies
Seth_Erickson: Drawbridge is one too
Lysander_Gustav: slab incident?
Makrosian_Tae: @Kramburger I wish you the best of luck and I hope it helps you <3
Kramburger: @Makrosian_Tae Cheers!
ashesandmochi: fish? :o
kumatsu: a fish, a fish, a fishie. oh?
BusTed: Misophonia sucks
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, it wastes a barrel
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hope you don't need that later
a_Weakling: my wife just walked into the room. paused looked at Adam and said "that's not Ben!"
Gaytanic_Panic: ok
Korhalis: alakablam
MegaDosX: r/brandnewsentence
Lord_ZYRK cocks gun
Seth_Erickson: Pew
Easilycrazyhat: I'm not sure I've ever seen a barrel irl
ICitizenErasedI: that smarts!
Kramburger: I choose to think of it as putting the barrel out of it's misery
kumatsu: fund it
ashesandmochi: new gamer saying
MegaDosX: That sounds amazing
ButButTheJesus: omg yes
plummeting_sloth: does killing animals certain ways give you better meat?
KWardJenx: LOL! Brilliant Ben!
MegaDosX: Ben pls
BrindleBoar: Ben did you know you're a genius
Rootpotato: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:47:33.
korvys: Did you see the mod where everytime you saw Tall Vampire Lady her hat was bigger?
MegaDosX: Gross.
ICitizenErasedI: need to be in the right mineset for this place :P
plummeting_sloth: yes
zer0killstreams: mine your business
thraximore: I see dead people
tim19862: WutFace
Lysander_Gustav: I guess?
Easilycrazyhat: Looks like feet
mercano82: What if the animals did the "My toe, my toe" sound effect from TMNT on the SNES?
SnackPak_: bottom
ashesandmochi: that was a clever way to make you look up though
Rootpotato: man, im gonna have to go back and watch the vod, stupid work keeling me from watching videogames
YeetTheRich_: now these are dry bones, you don't want to have those
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
tim19862: :D
Seth_Erickson: bottom
YeetTheRich_: is that a threat?
Makrosian_Tae: LRRBOT CALLS IT
Lord_ZYRK: Are you a top or a bottom (sausage)
Kramburger: Techinally, part of my bottom half is a sausage
MegaDosX: I can honestly say that question has literally never occurred to me before
Easilycrazyhat: "Look at me! I'm Sausage Savidan!"
tim19862: mermaid sausage?
MegaDosX: In fact I'd be surprised if anyone has ever asked that question before
ButButTheJesus: i mean my bottom half already kinda is HEYOOOO
Easilycrazyhat: funniest shit I've ever seen
PerfectDarkRitual: Like a mer-sausage?
rosesmcgee: wasn't that an episode of Invader Zim?
electra310: phrasing?
MegaDosX: Snipe the back of the head?
shendaras: Thumbs are too important
Lord_ZYRK: rosesmcgee I was just thinking the same thing
chaostreader: Time to mine an ax guy.
Seth_Erickson: Sure did eat 4 of our magnum shots
mercano82: Where do you get a sausage casing as wide as your waist?
Arclight_Dynamo: Huge rusty sawblades make me want a gravity gun.
Talin06: i will stay a doughnut thank you
ashesandmochi: ahhh that's why mines
Gaytanic_Panic: stelth
NavelWarfare: You got mines, lad
NotCainNorAbel: fee fi fo fum...
ashesandmochi: oh no
7gorobei: red barrel
ashesandmochi: barrel?
tim19862: reminds me of that one invader zim episode LUL
YeetTheRich_: sergeHubris
Tripleyew: Maybe lure him near an exploding barr- oh, uh, never mind
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: ooh that was satisfying
Lord_ZYRK: He's learned to use his barrels for good
Lord_ZYRK: I'm so proud AngelThump
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the killer shack?
Gaytanic_Panic: Hell yeah, dope that rope!
Rootpotato: try plunging attack
Rootpotato: Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: "Skip Ads"
FakeFiend: adam shooting makes it feel like its turn based
Kramburger: Good boss fight for the sniper rifle /.s
shendaras: You killed him so quick last time you skipped the adds
Lord_ZYRK: Wait, he's swinging a big heavy thing at us as we attack him with barrels. Are. . . are we the Donkey Kong?
dumbo3k: Is a sniper rifle no longer a cowards weapon if you try to point blank them with it?
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jeffschine: @loadingreadyrun What up brotha. Enjoy the playthrough. Cheers - Jeff (Chris)
Easilycrazyhat: I believe there's a button combo to instant-180
BrindleBoar: Lord_ZYRK it's on like Ethan Kong
YeetTheRich_: what is this, the capra demon fight?
EvilBadman: that bird Gruntilda?
Lord_ZYRK: Aw heck, thanks Kramburger seabatPjorg
Seth_Erickson: tbf Ben we did use 4 magnum shots on the last one
kumatsu: Adam's practicing looping for when he gets into DBD
BloodnBullets: "hold this"
kumatsu: 2 barrels
saucemaster5000: At what point is the monster's mass more bullet than flesh?
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: and barrels!
MegaDosX: Ta-da!
plummeting_sloth: oh good, another one of those
SnackPak_: free axe
darkspiredragon: Pockets
Easilycrazyhat: Hammer Space
Lysander_Gustav: is it worth it?
ashesandmochi: it's BIGGER than ethan
mulligan2six: Prison pocket?
EvilBadman: @jeffschine Welcome!
plummeting_sloth: thank god we made space for it by using all our ammo
Tangsm: The duke looks up and you're just dragging that thing down the street.
Lord_ZYRK: One of your offscreen arms is just carrying it
Mister_BlueSky: You can also knife those locks.
jeffschine: @evilbadman 👍
Gaytanic_Panic: You can hear the axe dragging behind you
Seth_Erickson: could have knifed them shooting them was entirely on you
Kramburger: @Lord_ZYRK Tired of seeing your sub lapse
YeetTheRich_: well ... yes it's still resident evil
Lysander_Gustav: meat!
DiscordianTokkan: MEAT
Gaytanic_Panic: m e t e
plummeting_sloth: so, we killed a butcher?
opal_moth: bacon
BrindleBoar: maybe you were supposed to break the locks and run if you're low on ammo?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Delicious meat!
Kramburger: bief
SnackPak_: Is this Arby's?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHAM
corianderd: plankton
Dmc3628: """umbrella"""
Tripleyew: Perfectly normal meats. Nothing creepy. Nope. Definitely not icky.
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Kramburger gifted a Tier 1 sub to corianderd! They have given 50 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Tangsm: Finally, everything is explained.
YeetTheRich_: neoneoumbrella
Haroldholmes25: umbrella ella ella
opal_moth: wow time flew tonight
corianderd: @Kramburger Thanks for the gift sub!
plummeting_sloth: loot?
Gildan_Bladeborn: All that meat.
corefluxx: Cheer100
corianderd: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Was the point of that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: treasure, meats
darkspiredragon: His suitcase is just brimming with meat and bullets
Dmc3628: meat for recipes and treasure
Mister_BlueSky: Nope. This was all optional. :)
Seth_Erickson: Free treasure
DiscordianTokkan: Free Meat. Freat
shendaras: Got some meats
jmhodges: Nah optional boss?
Seth_Erickson: This was a side area
Rootpotato: @SnackPak_ your daughter is dead, the world is ended, and vampires and werewolves are real and hunting you. Eat Arby's
Roger_Job329: Damage check
plummeting_sloth: please use your inside beastial screamin
Dmc3628: we can just go back to duke and save if need me
korvys: Do you have enough fish for the food now?
Seth_Erickson: back at the duke as well also you went through a side area not the main area
jmhodges: That was a side area you did
Kramburger: 100% Arbys would get into virus research in this universe because it seems to generate meat mass out of thin air
DiscordianTokkan: A LAPTOP, Adam
shendaras: You went backwards
Lysander_Gustav: yay
hesterbyrde: YAY!
YeetTheRich_: yaay
Easilycrazyhat: gg Gamers
darkspiredragon: Thanks for the stream!
Tripleyew: All right! Time to play some vidja games!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, max 2. Maybe 1.
SmoreThanAFeelin: Woo!
Seth_Erickson: You'll finish next week I think
Laserbeaks_Fury: i would predict 2 more streams
YeetTheRich_: any plans for after that?
Tripleyew: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_Gustav: reverb was nice
Naesiir: Thanks for the stream! Great having the Spoop Boys back together.
DEATHlikescats: I always think y'all run til 9!
Rhynerd: 2 or 2.5, methinks.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
DEATHlikescats: Yea I think I'm just hoping
Mister_BlueSky: Depends how much backtracking we do. >_>
genghiskhan526: Ggs folks! Thanks for the stream!
isabelnoid: Thank you for the stream! I'm glad to see you two playing!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream! Have a good one!
BusTed: Finish the fight.
YeetTheRich_: masterchief?
DEATHlikescats: thanks for this stream
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 88 month streak!
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corianderd: whomst
Seth_Erickson: It's a fun game
kumatsu: It Takes Two gets... very real at times
BusTed: Some parts are probably darker than A Way Out.
Kramburger: It's a game about a couple that just needs to divorce already and that's not that much of a joke
kumatsu: I know Boyks bounced off it hard
hurricanealpaca: Thanks Adam and Ben!
Seth_Erickson: It does get pretty real
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you Boys. Great stream
genghiskhan526: Just did an AKR draft- it’s good.
BusTed: It was fun.
hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream guys. It's been a rough day and this helped me feel better
frank_the_great: So, Ben is going back to Back 4 Blood
frank_the_great: 2022 is 4 moths away
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeeeee
Easilycrazyhat: BAI
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
Nigouki: byeeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
ashesandmochi: yay! byeeee
ButButTheJesus: byeee
frank_the_great: Byeeeee!
Saintnex: Bye!
DiscordianTokkan: @frank_the_great Dang, big moths
serramarkov: G'night all you greatly loved people (if you're here, you're one of them).
novrdd: see yaaa
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul and Heather are checking out It Takes Two on Play it Forward! Game: It Takes Two) at Wed 11:00 AM PDT (14:51 from now).
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