beowuuf: i seem to always have left the lrr twitch open on some tab
TehAmelie: Pyramid head with an unsexy ass? heavens forbid
Didero: I just have Chatty open all day so it can notify my when somebody I follow goes live
beowuuf: i mean at least we're objectifying a male-presenting character, so... progress?
TehAmelie: not just male, but the incarnation of a male rape impulse
LunarJade: hihi!
TehAmelie: if i remember Silent Hill subtect accurately
TehAmelie: ahoy
beowuuf: sergeHi lunarj1Heart
Didero: Hi Heather!
Snowcookies: hoy Heather
beowuuf: never realised it makes it looks like serge has a robotic arm before, but I'm totally here for it
LunarJade: Hope the day is going well for everyone, and if not I hope our goofy game here makes it better.
beowuuf: aww, and the same in return to you!
Didero: I've been looking forward to PiF all day, and that helped today be better than it otherwise would've been, so thanks :)
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
Snowcookies: Imagine if all couples therapy turned you into tiny human dolls that had to collaborate to see how well they work together
beowuuf: i think the horny book might have it shut down through much legal action before we could gain any good statistics
LunarJade: I mean I'm a cute doll at least... I got that going for me.
TehAmelie: i think the logic runs, you have to risk real hurt to have real trust
beowuuf: that and being practically immortal!
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! PrideWave
beowuuf: hey themerricat!
Didero: @LunarJade And your character isn't bad looking either ;)
beowuuf: i'd rather not risk paper cuts from a badly timed paper cut. I suspect that makes me a poor romantic :p
beowuuf: *pelvic thrust
TehAmelie: maybe i'm biased as an extremely shitty sculptor but i really think the lady, who's not made of clay, looks much cooler
PharaohBender27: Huh, I see I'm going to need to look at the chat logs for today to get some text for that
PharaohBender27: *some context
beowuuf: naaaaaaaah and sergeHi
Snowcookies: hi phoaraohbender27 lol
Didero: Context is for blockers
TheMerricat: I assume we're talking about everyone's favorite couples therapist of the book of evil
Didero: or something
TehAmelie: you can also ask. when did you have the misfortune of getting here?
beowuuf: "TehAmelie: i think the logic runs, you have to risk real hurt to have real trust" is probably all the context you need?
Didero: @LunarJade Now I'm worried my remark was a bit inappropriate, sorry >_>
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Right when beowuuf was talking about badly-timed paper cuts making him a poor romantic
beowuuf: the book of vile thirstness
Didero: @TheMerricat No, we're talking about the book from the PiF game Kappa
TheMerricat: The book of bad stereotypes.
TheMerricat: :p
TehAmelie: yeah, that was in response to my line he quotes above
TXC2: Hello everybody
beowuuf: yeah, i typed paper cut twice for no good reason, the seocnd was supposed to say pelvic thrust. Which makes it much better, i'm sure you'll agree :p
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
LunarJade: @Didero It was maybe a little but I'll take it as the compliment it was intended. No hard feelings.
TheMerricat: Afternoon @txc2 !
TXC2: hello beowuuf and TheMerricat
Snowcookies: hi TXC2
TXC2: hello Snowcookies
TheMerricat: And late hi to @beowuuf :)
TehAmelie: it's safe to assume chat is mostly trying to be funny above all
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 ! Also ahoy-hoy everyone else, including people I've already @'ed :p
TheMerricat: trying chat is always funny we're not Adam
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27
TheMerricat: phone that was a very bad autocorrect
TXC2: very bad :p
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE What's good pre game chat. Happy Friday!
TXC2: hello Saxpython welcome
beowuuf: @TehAmelie *insert the crapshot here about being funny once, and being funny again, except it's chat talking about chat. Including the 'but not right now though' bit :p *
TheAinMAP: Signal.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Snowcookies: Signal!
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
kusinohki: lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
TehAmelie: we have lrrSIG
TXC2: time for lrrPAUL and lrrHEATHER
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TemporallyAwry: New lrrSIG is cool
Didero: Oh, so now the 'Going Online' screen doesn't even have to be playing Road Quest music to make me think I should rewatch Road Quest
wolgo: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Also known as the PH Balance
frnknstn: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: Didero that's how we get ya Kappa
TheMerricat: so since I'm on the mobile app I can't see animated emotes, but when I look at the list of emotes for lrr, it looks like we lost one of the signal emotes?
TXC2: PharaohBender27 indeed
TehAmelie: the Hewlett-Packard hardware
accountmadeforants: Unrelated, turns out Axiom Verge 2 just released. Which was a surprise to me!
beowuuf: @Didero the bgc behind the eyes, as they say. somewhere. maybe.
TXC2: TheMerricat indeed, we lost the static one, gained the animated one
TehAmelie: okay HP Balance is the best
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat It does. They've added a few new face emotes, so maybe they had to trade out some.
beowuuf: @TheMerricat there only seems to be animated signal, but i believe the other two stayed for discord reasons?
TheMerricat: ah that makes sense thanks chat :)
TXC2: yes we have lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER now
kusinohki: almost have enough face emotes for a guess who game
lirazel64: Love me more emotes
PharaohBender27: I also will never be able to fathom how someone can watch Twitch *and* read chat on a phone screen :p
TehAmelie: there are 47 emotes if i can count. what an odd limit
beowuuf: do they have a beard?
TXC2: "are they wearing glasses?" "yes" "folds down half the frames"
NightValien28: oh heck, got here in time
TheMerricat: I do a lot of switching between landscape and portrait modes @pharaohbender27 :D and I moved to the laptop when I really need to do something interactive with chat
kusinohki: @PharaohBender27 I'm barely able to watch twitch and read chat at the same time on my monitor
beowuuf: @NightValien28 well timed! sergeHi
TXC2: hello NightValien28 welcome
MAPBoardgames: Yay! perfect timing!
lirazel64: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: it also helps a little bit My phone is Gram-sized ;)
beowuuf: lrrFINE
wolgo: lrrFINE
beowuuf: go team!
TXC2: here we GO!
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I . . . assume that means big?
TXC2: Hello Heather and Paul
lirazel64: Best reason to buy a Note next time.
RocknGrohlNerd: avngrYo Hi gamers
Didero: Pif-fect timing!
TehAmelie: time for more radical couples counseling!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrHEATHER and lrrPAUL !
TheMerricat: lol yes :)
DeM0nFiRe: Clearly it was exponentiation
beowuuf: hey non-chat heather! hey non-chat paul
lirazel64: it's geometric!
Didero: "It Takes... Several People, YOU Count 'em!"
kusinohki: we have 3, we need 1, it takes 2
TXC2: it takes 2, 4, 8, 16, 32 oh shit it's spreading
mtvcdm: Heather don't be a square
TehAmelie: it takes...more than one
beowuuf: bee friend who abandoned us :p
Didero: Explaining this game makes it seem even weirder than watching it has been
PharaohBender27: Right. We've learned that squirrels are militant assholes.
TheMerricat: I'm a bit scared about why the underwear is rigid
TXC2: this game feels like it was made by David Lynch
Saxpython: Gears of War and Halo done, now time for Star Fox
TehAmelie: i have a Heathcliff comic where he makes an airplane out of underwear to escape prison. it involves a "lot" of starch
lirazel64: Note: no underwear was removed to make this aircraft.
mtvcdm: At the start of the day the parents were getting a divorce and now they're fleeing from a squirrel militia
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 See, what you need is a phone that folds out to a square aspect ratio:
opal_moth: so we need to hire an exterminator when we are big again for wasp and squirrels
TehAmelie: heat = light?
TXC2: heatwave? again? Gods this story is just all padding now
ContingentCat: oooo mysterious
TheMerricat: the aura of mystery is killing me :p
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Didero: The lighting still doesn't look bad either!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I'm currently typing in relative darkness because I have my blinds closed to my AC isn't running ALL the time.
beowuuf: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah paul's light looks a little orange and heather's light looks a little blue. It's complementary
Neddy471: The Death Fire! I'm getting the smoke from the Death Fire as well!
TehAmelie: we have a mild heatwave too. on top of the hottest summer in recorded history
beowuuf: due to point reasons
Neddy471: I was in Yosemite when the Death Fire decided to dump its smoke into the valley.
Neddy471: That was.... fun?
DeM0nFiRe: I bet you guys could beat the Chillpoint folks in a fight
CommiePuddin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul and Heather are checking out It Takes Two on Play it Forward! Game: It Takes Two) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (7m ago).
Didero: Well just kick those other streams off the channel then :p
TheMerricat: PH is a movie poster, blue orange highlights
TheWooglie: fancy wipe
Didero: That effect is pretty cool
mtvcdm: woosh!
kusinohki: I think you should just continue playing this while doing chillpoint
beowuuf: colour matched
TehAmelie: you can switch characters? wild
opal_moth: just wheel beej and have him so check point while yall play
mtvcdm: No game audio
Didero: We can't hear the game
Jogela: No game audio
beowuuf: no game sounds?
PharaohBender27: *so my AC. Problem of having blinds closed *and* my keyboard shifted to the left because I recently got a small secondary monitor is I keep hitting the wrong key :p
TehAmelie: what was the characters' names, if anyone knows? it comes up so rarely
Didero: Game audio!
TXC2: there we go
beowuuf: back
Snowcookies: Thanks Paul
Zaghrog: there it is!
MAPBoardgames: As the great sage Strongbad once said "gotta have blue hair!"
Neddy471: Much better.
kusinohki: @TehAmelie may and ....cody?
TehAmelie: Cody, clearly
TehAmelie: thanks
accountmadeforants: No, the audio was just representative of how small and underground everything is :p
PharaohBender27: Welp
beowuuf: uuuh
ContingentCat: whoops
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RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: "at least"
ContingentCat: learning experience
TXC2: "once"
beowuuf: we lost forward shields :p
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of some stories where people who have been married are no longer sure if their spouse actually remembers their name
kusinohki: lyer lyer pants on fire?
beowuuf: (not actually shields)
Didero: This is just Indiana Jones music
TehAmelie: was gonna write "married a long time"
accountmadeforants: I feel like you need a good reason to have flame-retardant underwear, and at that point you have bigger concerns.
PharaohBender27: Fighters on the tail!
beowuuf: huuuu...neeeil?
TXC2: this is inside ONE tree btw
Didero: Maybe they just want to talk to us about our plane insurance?
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Metric_Furlong: it's a big tree
PharaohBender27: Quick! Somebody praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
TehAmelie: it's bigger than The Great Hollow!
beowuuf: tiny people, big tree, 100% logical
RocknGrohlNerd: quick fetch emrakul
TehAmelie: the archest of arch trees
ContingentCat: is this some kind of tree of leaves?
Didero: This game is good at guiding where you have to go or look without being too pushy about it
beowuuf: is this some sort of inside bark slam?
NojhLivic: Underwear planes?
TehAmelie: wait are we going through termite channels? did the devs forget the scale guide, Evangelion style?
RocknGrohlNerd: @nojhlivic yes
beowuuf: yeah, this game has been good with lots of gameplay stuff
Didero: It's even a fighting game!
accountmadeforants: Wake-up DP!
Snowcookies: Now it's a fighting game
Metric_Furlong: footsies
DeM0nFiRe: Put Chief Squirrel in Smash you cowards!
Jogela: Plane figther?
Didero: Didn't you have a ground pound? Or was that only at the start of the game?
Jogela: LUL
BrowneePoints: Squirrel Hadouken
beowuuf: lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: Try a quarter-circle forward, then punch?
RocknGrohlNerd: fatality?
TXC2: that was down right fierce
NojhLivic: Can paul fly the plane such that it hurts the squirrel? The squirel is taller?
MAPBoardgames: I bet paul can scrape the squirel off
Snowcookies: first try!
PharaohBender27: GET REKT SQUIRREL
TehAmelie: i can tell you i lost like the fist 100 Street Fighter 2 games i played
accountmadeforants: sajamMash sajamFs
ContingentCat: oo cool finishing move
TehAmelie: first
BrowneePoints: those are some aerodynamic underpants
rocketjohn: howdy everyone
beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: May's engineering at work i expect
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
MAPBoardgames: Hey kids, if you get an engineering degree, you too can learn to fight like that.
rocketjohn: underpant glider?
beowuuf: underpant glider
Didero: Are we in a forest now?
TehAmelie: hey, my match teacher used to be in India's national youth soccer team, he was that good at math
ContingentCat: katesLol whoops
TXC2: this game is a very "just go with it" game
TheMerricat: we have a huge yard
beowuuf: kid's divorsing parents turned in to tiny immortal dolls, horny book is forcing then to co-operate to learn to love again
TehAmelie: correction: Iran's
TehAmelie: high school was 22 years ago. . .
rocketjohn: I guess these underpants have a fly.
circusofkirkus: MOON BABOON!
circusofkirkus: wheelerMonkey
flailingsoup: :'(
Snowcookies: moon baboon!
beowuuf: father decided kid's tears would make everything be ok and put them back in their bodies once more
ContingentCat: lrrAWW
Easilycrazyhat: Uuuugghh. I really don't like these parts :\
TXC2: Moon Baboon is a precious child that must be protected
NojhLivic: What's it say about their parenting that their kid can have entire conversations with them without noticing they're comatose?
CommiePuddin: Oh. :(
BrowneePoints: I mean, it's like the game is saying something lol
BounderTree: Are we going to find out mom is drunk right now?
Didero: "It's MY house now!"
TehAmelie: they did mention mom's wine naps earlier
Neddy471: MOOOOOOM! ::poking:: ::sits on face of parent:: MOOOOOOOOOOM!
beowuuf: @BounderTree mother's mind is in a doll right now
kusinohki: over under on moon babboon being a boss battle?
BounderTree: @BounderTree uh what
Easilycrazyhat: Aayyy
Snowcookies: tos
TehAmelie: that did sound like she had been thinking about it for a while
beowuuf: @BounderTree kid made a wish, parent's minds now in dolls she made
CaptainSpam: Oh, goodie, it's the book.
BounderTree: @BounderTree ah ok, well that explains it
TehAmelie: sometimes books gotta burn
Didero: Burning this book is just self-defense
BrowneePoints: "Take the shot"
beowuuf: cody going for father of the year right there
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt.
LRRbot: New quote #7725: "Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt." —Paul [2021-08-13]
BounderTree: ah yes, someone grunting while looking inside a house with binoculars...
Didero: Moon Babboon heard we want to make Rose cry and wants to protect Rose from us
zimmercj: It doesn’t say it but you can move
Easilycrazyhat: is this Video Games: The Video Game?
TehAmelie: i worked at second hand store tied to the municipal recycling plant, we ripped the covers of so many books to pulp and burn them, and that was the ones we couldn't sell for around five cents
beowuuf: and the shape somehow
TheOtherTrevor: I don't think that is how lava lamps work
Didero: So that colourblind people can also have fun with it!
CaptainSpam: Can confirm, that is exactly how lava lamps work.
TXC2: that is not how mass masses
beowuuf: so this is what dave grohl was talking about :p
TheFileClerk: is this game goood?
MAPBoardgames: luminary
DeM0nFiRe: Yuo know I am starting to think this game may not be scientifically accurate
TheFileClerk: !game good
beowuuf: game is good, fun multiplayer, bonkers story, forgiving gameplay, keeps changing
Didero: The game seems very creative, and like a great co-op game, yeah
TXC2: this kid's bedroom is huge
beowuuf: it's no ghost fish tree though :p
BrowneePoints: This is A Way Out easter egg!
swaggytaco: great game
CaptainSpam: Great kids' toys.
MAPBoardgames: Did he get them for her for Easter?
Easilycrazyhat: Is that that one guy from Top Gear? o.O
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun hit the button at the same time
TehAmelie: i haven't figured out if the game even has a single player mode, but, there's room for a number of two player games in the world i guess
TheMerricat: if the steam page is any indication it's two player only normally if it's single player they'll have a marker saying you can play solo
Snowcookies: moon landing sim game?
Earthenone: at least the title is upfront about how many players it takes
TehAmelie: it DOES take two
BrowneePoints: Yea, this is a reference to the Devs last game A Way Out.
Easilycrazyhat: That one doll really looks like Richard Hammond
Snowcookies: lol
circusofkirkus: interesting Toy Story reboot
BounderTree: yes it is
TehAmelie: wait where did those professionally made dolls come from?
swaggytaco: A way out, another game by same studio
TXC2: TehAmelie the dad gave them
TehAmelie: ah
BounderTree: it is a reference to that one game where you rob banks i think
TXC2: Crash override!
TehAmelie: if the game ends with a match of Pong i will not be the tiniest bit surprised
Snowcookies: smile
beowuuf: :)
Didero: Hah, make happy
CaptainSpam: lrrAWESOME
TheMerricat: Make them smile
MAPBoardgames: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CastleOtranto: lrrAWESOME
TehAmelie: shout outs to Crash Override Network though
BounderTree: are they in space?
CastleOtranto: My certificate of hacksmanship!
beowuuf: looks like, through the looking roof
CaptainSpam: MOON BABOON... he's a baboon... from the moon!
BrowneePoints: Whoever voices moon baboon is doing a great vo job
Easilycrazyhat: Moon Baboon spitting facts
Earthenone: this voice sounds familar
wolgo: 4ever
NojhLivic: I mean the moon baboon hasa point. Is one girl's eternal happiness worth tthe lives of two adults?
TXC2: technically we're always in space
TehAmelie: if i was told about a moon baboon i'd assume it involved their extremely colorful butts, so the astronaut is good
Easilycrazyhat: @Earthenone Sounds like Vinnie Jones, to me.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I dont think that is what cosmic inflation does LUL
CaptainSpam: So we get to use SPACE JUMP?
TehAmelie: that's what i wanna hear. space boots that do not merely attach to surfaces with magnets, but defy gravity
TXC2: "i'm a superstar on my way to mars!"
beowuuf: yes... the boots help her defy gravity (ignores the triple space jumps)
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
TXC2: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #4034: "I'm so bloody I'm on fire!" —Ian [2017-02-20]
TehAmelie: disintegrated! that was the fastest death sequence we have seen i think
TheOtherTrevor: The first rule is test the fire to see if you can touch it
BrowneePoints: I love how each level has a different very clear design/mechanic
BrowneePoints: oh god I forgot looking down on this part gives me anxiety and vertigo
beowuuf: :(
TehAmelie: that's totally the Bad Robot robot
TehAmelie: an elevator in space,. eh
Easilycrazyhat: Space can't be cheap
Metric_Furlong: "enough"
Earthenone: engineers make serious bank
beowuuf: nasa engineer over here
ContingentCat: engineers make good money
beowuuf: aww, but we like g lrrHAM
TehAmelie: engineers were the original defense contractors, back when it was pronounced "enginer"
TXC2: some engineers make good money
TehAmelie: of course they make mad skrilla
CaptainSpam: Paul! You killed them!
quasi79fu: explode a star on teh glass??
beowuuf: it would be a triumph
Didero: I'ts fine, you can't die!
Didero: squishy squishy
saucemaster5000: his voice didn't change when he became a doll, but it changes when the doll resizes...
Easilycrazyhat: This is trippy
Manae: Okay, last I saw it was bees. I miss 30 minutes of gameplay and they're in SPACE
BrowneePoints: You can really tell the devs put a lot of time and love into this. It's just...really well designed
TXC2: we'll yeah, that's just science, being bigger makes your voice pitch down Kappa
CaptainSpam: Now it's ranked up to a 5-star portal!
kusinohki: chevron 6.... engaged
beowuuf: yeah, we were chased to rose's room, who has lots of space stuff, and book put us in space where her moon baboon doll hates us
Zaghrog: @Manae in those 30 minutes, most was an aeroplane section, including a 2d fighting game section
wolgo: Fireballl throwing squirrel!
beowuuf: the vod of those 30 mins is worth checking out, yes :p
TXC2: "can't grind when I'm big" and other stories of adulthood
BrowneePoints: Squirrel Hadoukens
beowuuf: chris evans voice: it's called a grind, bro
BrowneePoints: technically in space you're always falling
Favre_the_Undead: it's microgravity, not zero
TXC2: it's Heather ball!
beowuuf: uncanny recreation of how the planets work
Easilycrazyhat: I love the display for the gravity-boot surface.
Snowcookies: everything is made out of toys and cardboard, yet we're in space
beowuuf: zero g makes it easier to suspend things, like belief :p
BrowneePoints: The perspective switch on the shrink is really good
Didero: Just teleporting you back is also such a nice touch
BrowneePoints: I know i keep praising this game, but I really think it's a masterclass in good game design
TXC2: teleporting back is something games 10000% would not have done even 10 years ago
BrowneePoints: and specifically a masterclass in MULTIPLAYER design
beowuuf: no arguments here, it's seemed intuitive so far for a two person puzzle game
MAPBoardgames: For Science!
TXC2: "oh what a feeling, when you're gaming on the ceiling"
beowuuf: tiiiiiiny
Easilycrazyhat: I like this puzzle
beowuuf: this has been good for playing remotely with the timing forgiveness
DeM0nFiRe: mcgFirst
CaptainSpam: Ah, the dishware dimension.
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeFirst guyjudgeTry
Snowcookies: those rabbits are having a tea party
Easilycrazyhat: It's just Plate Space
BrowneePoints: May, that stuff can mean a lot to people
beowuuf: i mean you want to collect your daughters tears... breaking that mug, especially with it saying woorld's greatest dad, seems right :p
Saxpython: #Physics
kusinohki: the enemy gate is down
control_rig: #Barf
Metric_Furlong: luckily, dolls don't have inner ears
BrowneePoints: This game is like a perfect game for PiF AND Talking Sim
BrowneePoints: would love to hear Cori and Cam's thoughts on the relationship psychology and game design
dumbo3k: Being weightless is definitely fun though
dumbo3k: speaking from experience
Easilycrazyhat: Can help you feel way better, though.
CaptainSpam: Books burn, don't they? Kappa
BrowneePoints: There's another mini game if you float down in the column
Snowcookies: Parent make kids cry all the time
Saxpython: :(
PendelSteven: 'Ello
CastleOtranto: Hey, they could be tears of joy.
BrowneePoints: Also the choice of Theremin + Harp is SO good
Saxpython: :)
PendelSteven: !dwr
TXC2: hello PendelSteven welcome
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
MAPBoardgames: @PendelSteven Did you say 'hello'?
control_rig: To be fair, it's often unintentional. Like telling them that it's bath time. Or giving them a choice of deserts.
beowuuf: how big of a jerk do we think cody is? cause there's one easy way i can think to make rose cry...
lirazel64: I feel that there was a certain amount of borrowing from Inside Out.
Lithobraker: aww, I missed seeing the reaction to mortal squirrel-bat
saucemaster5000: this is a weird episode of "Hoarders"
Didero: I mean, "We're still getting divorced" is probably enough for some crying
control_rig: Hahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrowneePoints: Highlights!
Wolfstrike_NL: wauw
BlueChloroplast: RI{
beowuuf: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuh
TXC2: Damg
Snowcookies: Nice touch game
TheAinMAP: Wow!
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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CaptainSpam: That was not the solution. LUL
Didero: That did get you more height, at least
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: someone clip that PLEASE
MAPBoardgames: Team paul is blasting off again
Evochron13: clip it
Didero: At some point I should probaby try to figure out the clip editor
Manae: Whoops, beat to it twice
lirazel64: "No weirder than anything else." is a MOOD.
CaptainSpam: How many robots did we buy for Rose, anyway?
BrowneePoints: So yea if you float down in the middle here there's another minigame you can miss
lirazel64: Guilt gelt.
Zaghrog: Cody probably gets paid pretty well as an engineer
Snowcookies: Yeah, seems like May doesn't spend much time with her
Saxpython: Retail Therapy
MAPBoardgames: That star had a family!
Zaghrog: sorry, May
TXC2: remember: you can't buy your child's love
BrowneePoints: May is the Engineer
BrowneePoints: They never really say what Cody does but I think he's stay at home
Didero: Yeah, at the start the conversation seemed to indicate Cody is a stay-at-home dad
BrowneePoints: it's a nice reversal
quasi79fu: aahahaha clip that
TheAinMAP: Yikes.
wolgo: "Oh no, i'm a pinball." I was not watching
Easilycrazyhat: I think you can shift left and right?
wolgo: Very confused
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: that was your first and second mistakes
TXC2: we're lrrning
Easilycrazyhat: Learning is a process
ContingentCat: just doing science figuring out the rules
Saxpython: #Cooperate
PendelSteven: Was this stream not planned?
Snowcookies: "We're learning a lot, often by killing me" - Paul
TXC2: PendelSteven no it was, on the schedule and everything
MrVirite: Has Heather stepped on Paul yet?
PendelSteven: Oh ok, nice to have a game on so early!
PendelSteven: It's still before 9 pm in Central Europe
beowuuf: @PendelSteven wednesday, friday, and sundays
BrowneePoints: I mean, to a kid's imagination an umbrella inverted DOES look like a sci-fi machine
TXC2: yes...a kid
Snowcookies: Umbrella satellite
cuttlefishman: What do y'alls think of the Manual?
kusinohki: I've seen an inverted umbrella used as a satelite dish *shrug*
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 we all know you're the biggest kid around ;)
cuttlefishman: My play of the game, he was a big jerk
beowuuf: horny book is ok to burn
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrSHINE
MrVirite: Damn
beowuuf: sergeHi
Didero: Is it break time?
RandomTrivia: Woah, when did we get shrinking powers?
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
rocketjohn: no steppy?
Didero: Breaks are about an hour in, right?
Mangledpixel: no steppy
RandomTrivia: No steppy? No steppy... lrrAWW
BrowneePoints: I don't know if you saw it heather, but there's a hidden minigame in the bottom of the float column
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia when we went to spaaaaaaaace
BlueChloroplast: go down!
RandomTrivia: Neat
CaptainSpam: We have now established no steppy.
TXC2: this is a game for kids chat, stop being so lewd Kappa
noSmokeFire: no steppy
Saxpython: Heather's House of Truths
Snowcookies: TXC lol
Mangledpixel: TXC2 what's so lewd about steppy? :p
PendelSteven: Well, I had a busy day
PendelSteven: I'd like to say in chat, but I feel tired already and I need to shower
Didero: What would've happened if you enlarged inside the tube?
beowuuf: that's quite dark... buy kid dangerous toys to avoid awkward divorce discussions
Saxpython: Let your daughter play with Fireworks
Snowcookies: I think that toy isn't actually dangerous but the kid's imagination of what the toy does
beowuuf: pendelstevens: rest well sergeHi
BrowneePoints: Yea a lot of this is very Alice in Wonderland "fantastical reality" stuff
Didero: Simply embed yourself into the platform
CaptainSpam: I think those were desynced between players.
PendelSteven: thanks @beowuuf
PendelSteven: I think I'll go in the shower now, on the hour
TXC2: Sometimes you have to split up to move forward
PendelSteven: be back soon hopefully - but you know how long that can take if you're tired :(
KevinTheShark: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:48.
Didero: That's probably what the big button is for
RandomTrivia: That was anticlimactic
Easilycrazyhat: Do dolls breathe?
beowuuf: lol they knew you'd pause and had lines :p
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Five mistakes will be forgiven.
saucemaster5000: thast was your chane!
saucemaster5000: *chance
CaptainSpam: Wait, that still needs a battery after all that?
beowuuf: clearly a rechargeable
MAPBoardgames: Break?
Saxpython: Best episode of Stargate ever
BrowneePoints: there's a hidden ledge
BrowneePoints: I think it's above you i apologize
CaptainSpam: There look to be alcoves in the tube under each floor?
noSmokeFire: what's the worst that can happen? it kills you?
BrowneePoints: Normally I wouldn't backseat like that but it's just a cool little missable thing
Didero: Are there other alcoves like this?
Mangledpixel: stealing is like hitting 2 at once
Snowcookies: !break
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Saxpython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Didero: I like how there's just a 'Play Minigames' option in the pause menu
beowuuf: this game is well executed
Saxpython: @didero Agreed!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Co-operation makes it happen, probably! Heather and Paul are playing It Takes Two on Play it Forward! 📷 ||
beowuuf: reminds me that even yahtzee didn't even have much nitpicky to say about it :p
TXC2: and we're back
DeM0nFiRe: Your twitch dashboard is on stream in case that wasn't intentional
beowuuf: we all saw that tweet an hour ago, we *all* saw it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TXC2: or is the game playing us?
PharaohBender27: This was a game!? katesWot
Mangledpixel: they intentially don't have any important info on the front page of the dashboard
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mangledpixel: that is, anything that shouldn't be shown on stream
Didero: There is no other possible explanation than a Twitter hiccup, I agree
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Didero: It's tennis but you're the ball?
MAPBoardgames: You can dodge things moving the speed of light
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Easilycrazyhat: May, you can't have so many things.
Manae: This is straight Mario Party
Didero: There was a middle button at the end
TXC2: turns out Heather's good at platforming and minigames
Science_and_Magic: Oh, I forgot about this today. Was the tweet a little late today? I wanted to see the escape from the squirrels
jessieimproved: oof
RandomTrivia: Hey there Science_and_Magic! The tweet was slightly delayed today, due to definitely a technical hiccup and not forgetting or anything, nope
Didero: @Science_and_Magic Yes, there was an, uh, Twitter hiccup, and Paul totally didn't forget to twet about it
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
TXC2: Science_and_Magic we flew away on the pants gilder, then had a fight with a squirrel, street fighter style
beowuuf: @Science_and_Magic do you want the truth or the lie chat is saying to hide the shameful tweet delay? :p vod is worth watching :)
PharaohBender27: @Science_and_Magic This is why VODs were invented :)
Favre_the_Undead: wall jump in
Science_and_Magic: Did Paul and Heather put you all up to this?
RandomTrivia: !quote 6994
LRRbot: Quote #6994: "Say good things about Heather. You've been warned." —Kathleen [2020-06-08]
TXC2: are you implying that the streamer can control chat's action?
RandomTrivia: Control? No. Influence? Yes
lirazel64: Inside Out again
beowuuf: lol
Mangledpixel: that is a very 70s computer
Didero: "No officer, I was only videotaping this child in her bedroom for good reasons"
MAPBoardgames: Moon Baboon is always watching.
TXC2: oh I get it, it's like that pixar movie, Cars Kappa
beowuuf: @TXC2 creepy, yup
CaptainSpam: Cody's definitely got a point, this IS creepy.
Snowcookies: Boss fight!
Saxpython: This is how Facebook gives you recommendations
TXC2: or it makes us DOUBLE evil!
BrowneePoints: don't forget you can sprint
swaggytaco: moon baboon did nothing wrong
ContingentCat: traitors, of evil! punctuation matters
TheMerricat: So May is the absent parent and Cody is the oblivious one, got it
beowuuf: the health bar isn't usually so segmented, is it?
Snowcookies: Fall Guys time
Didero: @beowuuf I just noticed that too. That's ominous
MAPBoardgames: I'm getting missile command vibes
PendelSteven: I'm back
familyfungaming8: This level was frustrating haha
beowuuf: @beowuuf especially given how little damage that burst did!
PendelSteven: Wearing my DesertBus t-shirt
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
BlueChloroplast: team work!
PharaohBender27: OUCH
beowuuf: lol
Saxpython: Run run run / As fast as you can / You can't catch Paul / Oh wait, they can
RandomTrivia: To your WHAT, Cody?
TXC2: your little what cody
BrowneePoints: Run run as fast you can! They can't catch Paul *boom* "ow..."
Saxpython: @browneepoints :-)
Didero: "Houston we have a problem" implies Moon Babboon works for NASA
TXC2: i've got it! Moon baboon sounds like the Guardian tank from Red Alert 3!
beowuuf: @Didero might just be another doll rose named with a nasa theme :p
MAPBoardgames: I like how paul gets slightly more screen in this part
TXC2: Didero NASA did send apes into space....
beowuuf: @TXC2 ... and back, right?
TXC2 stares blankly
beowuuf: @TXC2 ... *horrified face* and back, right?
wolgo: If you count humans as apes.
TXC2: beowuuf good we did the star wars prequal meme
andy1503: hullo all
CaptainSpam: We broke off the laser, but what about... SECOND LASER???
TXC2: hello andy1503 welcome
Saxpython: #StarFox
PendelSteven: These accents :)
andy1503: oh wow they have gotten through a lot since i watched yesterday
beowuuf: @TXC2 teamwork, inspired by the ph balance :p
TXC2: beowuuf :D
PendelSteven: stoap eet
swaggytaco: poor moon baboon
TheMerricat: I mean we really are kind of bad guys here aren't we chat
cuttlefishman: F
Didero: please don't kill the baboon :(
Caldurin: "are we the baddies?"
TXC2: "I have a laser now, ho ho ho"
andy1503: we aren't the full bad guys yet
andy1503: we still have another level
josh___something: Man, that baboon had A+ tracking
wolgo: OOF CODY Whats wrong with you
PharaohBender27: Oh wow we're going to make the baboon cry, aren't we?
beowuuf: lrrWOW may
PendelSteven: back te her
Didero: Bumblebee immediately betrayed us, so it's ok we broke our promise to her
swaggytaco: awkward
TheMerricat: I say we send the baboon against the squirrels
PharaohBender27: ^
Didero: Cue book?
TXC2: "tell my wife I said 'hello'"
Easilycrazyhat: Oh no, she's blind.
PendelSteven: Well you know how we Europeans at least English pronounce English
Didero: Time to cause a haunting phobia!
Juliamon: So we ARE dead!
Easilycrazyhat: So you ARE dead.
Mikiao: Ghosts of dolls.... that's terrifying
PharaohBender27: Oh we're poltergeists now, are we?
andy1503: chants "regicide, regicide"
Easilycrazyhat: Also, really awful parents.
TXC2: pump the fucking breaks there May
MrVirite: NO
beowuuf: sweet lord may
noSmokeFire: no, trauma is the only way
Didero: Ok, my first thought was to write her a note, but sure, ruin her possessions works too
cuttlefishman: May
beowuuf: sweet lord cody
BounderTree: what the fuck is wrong with these parent
cuttlefishman: May, no
Red_Mage__: "Are we the baddies?"
josh___something: These are horrible parents
CaptainSpam: Write things like "rose u smell". That'll do it!
TheMerricat: so hopefully at the end of this Rose goes to child protection services
Snowcookies: How do you write on the bed without accidentally making holes in the paper?
Saxpython: Oh No!
PharaohBender27: Can we send Rose to live with her grandparents or something?
Juliamon: I am deeply concerned that they haven't learned anything this entire adventure
saucemaster5000: I'll say it, these two should divorce
Didero: Moon boots only work on the moon, it's right in the name
BounderTree: puppet sneezes implies puppet lungs
wolgo: Elephant probably is just a better parent
noSmokeFire: this whole family needs therapy
beowuuf: i'm hoping this game still has a ways to go, partially cause it's fun, and mostly to give the parents a lot of time to learn something and make it up to rose
Snowcookies: These two should clean their kid's room
andy1503: @beowuuf they are at like the 40% point
RandomTrivia: UH
CAKHost: Yes, destroy the toy the child loves. This is clearly the right actions for someone who cares and loves said child :\
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
TXC2: was that a pinto?!
Saxpython: This is how you get ants
Didero: The car respawned, so it's probably part of a puzzle
andy1503: we still have lots of game
PendelSteven: Right, Annabelle Dowler from Merseyside is May
PendelSteven: (Think Liverpool)
Didero: oh no, poor Paul
beowuuf: @andy1503 huh, that seems like enough time for something to beat some sense in to them then!
ContingentCat: standing on a bull is an interesting choice
wolgo: We all know the three abilities of ghosts: Invisibility, The ability to move items, and the ability to make items explode
andy1503: @beowuuf let's just say the lessons they are supposed to learn get less subtle because may and cody are a little dense
PendelSteven: you can hear in her accent that is somewhat more American than standard British
Saxpython: Nitroghosterin
ContingentCat: katesLol oops
TheAinMAP: "Oops"
Science_and_Magic: Oh it's beginning
PendelSteven: not bott, but butt for example
TheMerricat: so the interesting thing I noticed here is that when Cody loses he acknowledges he loses but that he also got some quote hits in when May loses she downplays Cody's win.
beowuuf: @andy1503 probably best to leave it there to avoi spoilers, but good to hear :)
RandomTrivia: !y
Science_and_Magic: The resentment and pranking eachother
ContingentCat: doing good science
CAKHost: SCIENCE is happening!
Saxpython: #MakeItLookLikeAnAccident
PendelSteven: (a little history: most of the English that sailed to America were from the westcoast of England, no wonder)
andy1503: @beowuuf sounds good
RandomTrivia: LUL
andy1503: so now i can say that nothing happens when you do that
saucemaster5000: sartre's "No Exit" got some toys
ContingentCat: I think you're supposed to explode?
CAKHost: How big is this kid's room?!
andy1503: @CAKHost bigger than the tree
Saxpython: Car is new best minigame
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Didero: Are these people billionaires? How do they afford all of this?
TheMerricat: a ball pit with a ball fountain
TXC2: this kid is sad why? Kappa
TXC2: a ball fall
CAKHost: @andy1503 I guess!
PendelSteven: Anyhow in case ye were wondering how accent from the pretty much north-east England sound, listen to May's accent
saucemaster5000: imagine how bad their parenting must've been for them to compensate this much
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PendelSteven: lovely
Saxpython: GG
Didero: Wait, this is a skirting board, that means the floor fell away for that ballpit
Snowcookies: This feels more kid's imagination than actual reality of the room
PendelSteven: Crikey, May fell in the ballpit
CAKHost: Actually, the squirrels called the bubble bee a traitor. We didn't hear exactly why yet. If that matters
PharaohBender27: It really does evoke Fall Guys gameplay
andy1503: heather had some great hops there that second half is rough to get on the first try
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
beowuuf: @CAKHost because the bee took control of the wasps to attack the squirrels, rather than be the spy she was supposed to be.
TXC2: a leap to far
TXC2: *too
Mangledpixel: jlrrFall
x0den: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:42.
CAKHost: @CAKHost Ah. Of course!
noSmokeFire: "I guess I need to communicate with you" the game
andy1503: this bit is super cool
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RandomTrivia: LUL
Didero: cattle confusion
Saxpython: lol
TXC2: "pick a lane!"
beowuuf: pig the horse turnwise!
cuttlefishman: I feel like this has potential for good quotes
beowuuf: @TXC2 pig a lane
PendelSteven: a game from Hazelight Studios from beautiful Stockholm
Didero: This is really clever
TXC2: cuttlefishman that or a remix by Cori
beowuuf: LOL
kusinohki: clever... and a little cruel
PendelSteven: A bit ... European in other words
Saxpython: Does anyone know, can you couch co-op this?
RandomTrivia: This is great :D
RealGamerCow: Oh no, help!
andy1503: @Saxpython you can
noSmokeFire: there is no cow, only frog
Lord_ZYRK: There is no cow level
kusinohki: it's like, "I just watched you do this, I'll copy" then they change the symbols
PendelSteven: Yatta!
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'
LRRbot: New quote #7726: "The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'" —Paul [2021-08-13]
Saxpython: @andy1503 Thanks lrrSHINE
BlueChloroplast: is this on ps4?
andy1503: uh paul i have some bad news
PendelSteven: That's English for ye
BounderTree: of course there is math, you are trying to make a child cry
PendelSteven: Certainly from the North
andy1503: @BlueChloroplast it is
CaptainSpam: There IS math!
CAKHost: Oh no!
BlueChloroplast: @andy1503 nice, thanks
PharaohBender27: We have to do math!? 0/10, quit, uninstall, and demand a refund Kappa
beowuuf: chat's only weakness
beowuuf: cody - no. just no. no.
RandomTrivia: Whoops :D
DeM0nFiRe: Wow I guess Heather really doesnt like this memory game
MAPBoardgames: Go banana!
PendelSteven: The Europe even
Didero: why is this on a test
beowuuf: next table, Ouija board!
BlueChloroplast: LOL
TheMerricat: this is going to be an interesting picture
beowuuf: wow
ContingentCat: wow
Snowcookies: that book is killer
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
CaptainSpam: Man, school is tough in Europe.
PendelSteven: It's a European test, a Swedish one probably
TXC2: in before it's a horse Kappa
kusinohki: "are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
kat2kool: oh god
beowuuf: is it just a picture of a terrified doll's face?
andy1503: @Didero because you always have to be prepared for anything in dream school tests
CAKHost: Elephant?
Didero: But this doesn't even test anything
BounderTree: how is this homework again?
beowuuf: pig?
Saxpython: Woah are we now Let's Nope?
BrowneePoints: This tests your number counting
TXC2: Didero hand eye co-ordination?
kat2kool: is it a rorshach blob?
CaptainSpam: Ah, it's a Rorsach test.
CAKHost: Uh
beowuuf: @Saxpython *astronaut gun* always has been
noSmokeFire: sure
PendelSteven: meow
RandomTrivia: "Draw the rest of the fucking cat"
TheMerricat: how to draw an ad owl
TheAinMAP: escher3MEOW
Saxpython: +1
CAKHost: ^
MAPBoardgames: "Draw the rest of the bussing cat
CaptainSpam: It's Labyrinth time!
TXC2: "draw circles, now the draw the rest of the fucking owl"
vegetalss4: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:03.
RandomTrivia: I remember that episode of CDHC
frnknstn: Can't draw cats club
andy1503: actually as someone who gives homework as part of their job draw by numbers is great for kindergarteners/preschoolers to practice counting while also practicing using a pencil more carefully
BrowneePoints: @andy1503 mad respect. Teaching is a hard, necessary and very thankless job
CAKHost: Oh it's a ball game!
CAKHost: you have to title it
kusinohki: @andy1503 sounds good, but rose looks to be in the 8-10 range to me and possibly pass that??
lirazel64: @andy1503 And still fin when you're older.
PendelSteven: Yes
PendelSteven: But no
andy1503: thanks @BrowneePoints
Didero: But Paul, that sounds like cheating
kat2kool: that genuinely never occurred to me but I like it
TheMerricat: that sounds like solving a Rubik's cube by moving the stickers
CAKHost: I had versions that had plastic to block you from that :(
TheOtherTrevor: I was more of a "quick flick to skip the ball over the walls"
PendelSteven: Comeon ye can do it
saucemaster5000: I remember flipping the lever really fast to jump walls
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Talin06: flip it upside down
ContingentCat: when I got one I tried it for a bit and gave up
beowuuf: the round tightly packed mazes
Didero: Part two!
PendelSteven: yay
TXC2: the trick was to turn the board upside down Kappa
kat2kool: this seems really hard without tactile feedback
PendelSteven: easy
PendelSteven: relax
DeM0nFiRe: Just do it like the shrine in BOTW and flip the whole board over til the ball lands in the right place
kat2kool: nice!
beowuuf: sounds like a ship creaking
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: The cheese was a key...
Snowcookies: that mouse seems sentient
andy1503: oh bot
andy1503: oh boy*
rocketjohn: the moon is made of cheese
PendelSteven: :)
rocketjohn: as wallace and grommit will con firm
saucemaster5000: that mouse will never reach the cheese... it's the myth of mousiphus
CAKHost: The floor is ...balls
Didero: Looks like they Fall, Guys
Foxmar320: Ive played this Destiny raid I think
kusinohki: hrm, would a 3d chutes and ladders game work here??
kat2kool: @saucemaster5000 I respect you but also oh my GOD
rocketjohn: that's a disconcerting floor
RandomTrivia: Maybe we can use some of the OoB tricks from last night :D
Saxpython: Winner Winner
Didero: I think it's a timed thing, yeah
andy1503: it is a timed thing
PendelSteven: Come on, May
TXC2: I've just realised we've lost the lrrchicken emote
RandomTrivia: lrrCHKN ?
RandomTrivia: Why did we lose it?
Juliamon: When's the last time anyone used it?
Easilycrazyhat: uh...
beowuuf: i guess without pubg it wasn't used much, lrrHORN and lrrGOAT tend to be used?
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Eh. As stated earlier, some emotes likely had to be phased out to make new ones. Also, what @Juliamon said.
TXC2: RandomTrivia to make room for the animated one/ nelly and wheeler
RandomTrivia: Fair enough
kat2kool: I love that lrrCOW is still here I hope it never leaves
TXC2: Juliamon when was the last time we played PUBG? :p
kusinohki: checkpoint had a pubg story and it got me thinking "when was the last time I watched a pubg stream?"
PendelSteven: There's a hook
andy1503: so i will say this about way too many of the puzzles in this game but this puzzle is so cool
Juliamon: lrrCOW has actually seen use lately
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: the other button Paul
RandomTrivia: I love lrrCOW, I use it a bunch
beowuuf: things fail explosively far often than they succeed well :p
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 @kusinohki Per the LRRwiki, the last time PUBG was featured on . . . One More? was June 2019.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
andy1503: oh no
andy1503: yeahhh
RandomTrivia: Welp
Didero: !clip
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TXC2: PharaohBender27 oof, well thanks for the research,
TheAinMAP: Wow!
beowuuf: ummm
PendelSteven: :)
Easilycrazyhat: XD
kusinohki: @PharaohBender27 well, I was counting more than just 1 more. I can't stay up late enough to watch funko, but he mostly plays tarkov. and it kind of looks like kate stopped playing too. *shrug*
andy1503: congratulations
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
Saxpython: "Water"
PendelSteven: Quick reminder this still is a game
Snowcookies: it's simon says
Didero: I think one of the devs was just proud of their confetti particle emitter :p
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki I think Kate maybe played it once earlier this year? But lately she's been on a noPixel (GTAV Online server that emphasizes roleplaying) kick since this spring.
RandomTrivia: !quote 7479
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PendelSteven: wow
PendelSteven: Oh hey look at that
beowuuf: cool
RandomTrivia: Yeah, you can complete this game! lrrBEEJ
TXC2: limitations breed creativity
kat2kool: One horse coming up
LarkSachrosis: Co-op drawing!
RandomTrivia: (I'm in so much trouble)
BrowneePoints: Yep. I've seen some people do crazy stuff with etch a sketches
Didero: But May and Cody ARE two knobs Kappa
PendelSteven: Can't draw Horses
kusinohki: draw a horse and you're kicked out of teh club
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, learn to use your knob, Cody lrrBEEJ
flouncy_magooo: Is this a horse?
Snowcookies: looks like a gun
Dmc3628: we will draw a horse
RandomTrivia: A R T is happening
beowuuf: legally allowed to but still cant draw horses club
BrowneePoints: This is a Dwarf Fortress level
BounderTree: It's a map of the london underground!
Juliamon: It's a Magnadoodle-Etchasketch hybrid
TheAinMAP: Magna doodle.
KevinTheShark: This is a rail map of Nsberg
RandomTrivia: It's a legally distinct Etch-a-Sketch
BlueChloroplast: oh yeah, with the magnet pen
PendelSteven: Offbrand Etch-a-Skecht
DeM0nFiRe: Seems like it's a mixture of both
beowuuf: legally distinct magnet-a-sketch
Easilycrazyhat: Who really knows what a horse is?
BrowneePoints: You drew a Metroid world map
MAPBoardgames: Legally distinct Etch-a-magnadoodle
TStodden: This is an etch-a-sketch... a manga-doodle used a magnetic pen
cuttlefishman: Have you had an etch a sketch on Horse Club yet?
PendelSteven: Horse succesfully not drawn
RandomTrivia: Successfully not drawn a horse, unless you squint REALLY hard
saucemaster5000: and whatever you draw is the final boss...
TheMerricat: Legally distinct Not Etch-a-sketch/Mangadoodle.
PendelSteven: :D
RandomTrivia: The amount of effort put into these utterly irrelevant sidegames is wonderful
PendelSteven: The meta ey
Didero: Does this count as a rhythm game?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh no, it's a rhythm game.
CaptainSpam: NOW we see all of Heather's Rhythm Cafe training come into play!
Raiger: Basically a Rhythm Heaven game right?
PendelSteven: Rubbish indeed
RandomTrivia: !findquote rhythm cafe
LRRbot: Quote #5376: "Hey kids, unflatten your earballs: it's time for Rhythm Cafe!" —Ian [2018-10-07]
BrowneePoints: I'm not much into sports, but going to baseball games is really fun. Just eating good food and getting drunk
TheAinMAP: Close one.
PendelSteven: Again: the meta :)
TXC2: Heather continuing her Joe DiMaggio like winning streak
Didero: They're finally cleaning up!
saucemaster5000: agreed- the point of baseball is to eat junk food and beer while shouting nonsense
RandomTrivia: LUL
opal_moth: O.O
Jogela: Yikes
Didero: !addcount murder
TheAinMAP: Whoa!!
DeM0nFiRe: F for pig 😢
Snowcookies: wow
Jogela: F
RandomTrivia: You murdered the piggybank!
PharaohBender27: f
RandomTrivia: benginO7
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
CastleOtranto: benginO7
TheMerricat: Worse, when they broke the piggy, the money evaporated.....
opal_moth: this game can be surprisingly dark
BrowneePoints: I remember seeing a vine of one of those loose tooth toys but they taped thumbtacks too the teeth
PendelSteven: Right one of those books
BrowneePoints: to the teeth*
DeM0nFiRe: What kind of video game has fun in it?!?
andy1503: fidget plane time
kusinohki: how dare you put random fun in my video game
Didero: Well that dates the game :p
RandomTrivia: Backpack flightpacks one time please?
RandomTrivia: YESSSSS
Snowcookies: Nice
ContingentCat: YESSS
RandomTrivia: 10/10 game of the year
PendelSteven: Where we're going we don't need roads
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
KevinTheShark: Hey there all parents, buying lots of toys doesn't compensate for poor parenting
CaptainSpam: "Yes, Mister Annoying Book, we HAVE learned imagination!" "No, no, COLLABORATION! Start over!"
opal_moth: now for the blue balls
saucemaster5000: @KevinTheShark yeah, that's what the dog is for
Nemo_Rasa: if fidget spinners did this irl I would probably have the same number of worries, just differ ones
Snowcookies: Bouncy castle
TheMerricat: consider how much electricity they are wasting keeping this castle inflated with those holes.....
kusinohki: totally not a zelda BotW glider
wolgo: What's a bouncy castle but an air matress for nobility.
opal_moth: i think we try to buy a daughters love alot
opal_moth: our*
RealGamerCow: I can *smell* those inflatable
BrowneePoints: @wolgo "Poggifers, bring me my inflate-a-castle!"
lirazel64: How big is this house?!?
Snowcookies: Yoshi's Infletable Course
theblakdeth: jeez, mom must be pulling in the buck at her engineering job
kusinohki: so cody stays at home and runs a childrens play place
saucemaster5000: I mean, rose is a confirmed witch, so sure
Didero: Death By Banana
cuttlefishman: Rose is training for Ultimate Ninja Warrior
cuttlefishman: right?
Dmc3628: the ook ook confirmed
RandomTrivia: First death, THEN banana
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ook ook
BrowneePoints: add quote
Snowcookies: I think this is Rose's imagination
PendelSteven: Look, it's a European game, those don't make sense in general
JakeKamas: if this is an imaginary world then maybe Rose drew this?
PendelSteven: Just go with the flow
PharaohBender27: @lirazel64 It's apparently some sort of eldritch house that looks normal-sized outside but is palace-sized inside
BlueChloroplast: or she is drawing it?
JakeKamas: Like in a sketch book?
PendelSteven: Did Rayman ever made sense?
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Bananas or death!
LRRbot: New quote #7727: "Bananas or death!" —Paul [2021-08-13]
opal_moth: also remember how small we are so this is pretty small scale for her toys
TheMerricat: By scale, Rose is making an obsticle course for pets... I don't think she'd fit in here based on the size of the beach balls and fidget spinners.
Didero: I like how Paul bounces on every single ball, makes sure none o them feel neglected
PendelSteven: Even the Rare games often don't make sense
rocketjohn: '...and didn't worry about their tax bill'
beowuuf: tube of watermelon is not a phrase that should exist
opal_moth: their tarp budget has been blown
Fried_Twinkie: Pretty sure somebody had to take a second mortgage to fund this
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Lithobraker: I'm fairly certain one of the reasons the husband is such a rubbish homemaker is that he spends 70% of his time making toy palaces with Rose
andy1503: content warning for folks
andy1503: this can be mad nauseating
saucemaster5000: @Pendelsteven you take that back, Treasure trove cove is REAL!
CAKHost: My parent's just called me the destroyer when I was a kid...most likely because I was cutting papers for a school assignment :(
BrowneePoints: yea content warning
CaptainSpam: "My plan is working! You WILL die!" "What?" "I-I mean, you WILL learn collaboration!"
Dmc3628: time to murder the compression
RandomTrivia: I wish the book would be just, like, a tiny bit less enthusiastic
KevinTheShark: Oh GOOD
PendelSteven: I love kaleidoscopes though
RandomTrivia: This is definitely a Control stage :D
PharaohBender27: O_o
PendelSteven: Love what they did with the delay here
Lithobraker: sweet sound design
TXC2: yeap this is gonna give some people motion sickness
MAPBoardgames: Please warn when past area
cuttlefishman: This is like those irl spinning tunnels
TheMerricat: Chat did anyone else ever watch the "how it's made" episode on kalidascopes? I was severely disillusioned after that.
Juliamon: We're out of the nausea tunnel
MAPBoardgames: Thanks @Juliamon
BlueChloroplast: I think I saw that how its made, but it was a while ago
beowuuf: 3d blockbusters
andy1503: yes
PendelSteven: Well, a kaleidoscope makes reflections
Didero: Maybe you have to link things up?
Mangledpixel: ohhh, I see it
CAKHost: Make a line connecting the two?
Snowcookies: Maybe connect the two areas?
CAKHost: On the walls
vegetalss4: I notice there's exactly two gaps in the yellow line
lirazel64: I love kaleidoscopes.
TXC2: oh it is blockbusters
BrowneePoints: It's a very simple visual puzzle, but it's subtle
RandomTrivia: Now THERE'S an old reference
PendelSteven: you did it
CAKHost: Is this irl overdrive?
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: UHH
ContingentCat: oh wow
Dmc3628: we're back in overdrive
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Mangledpixel: !findquote weird
LRRbot: Quote #5951: "The internet is weird and scary." —Graham [2019-03-29]
KevinTheShark: I said it before, and I'll say it now. Oh GOOD
Didero: I should be going. Thanks for the stream, and see you all on Sunday!
beowuuf: night didero sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Take care Didero! sergeHi
TXC2: so long Didero stay safe
andy1503: night didero
BrowneePoints: Sayonaro Didero
Didero: Everybody is always so friendly here lrrSHINE
CAKHost: compression no likie
PendelSteven: You did it
mechmagic: out of the mirror world!
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
BrowneePoints: Pachyderm Regicide
andy1503: Regicide! Regicide!
kusinohki: I feel like we need a "throw up" counter for cody. he's mentioned it several times now
andy1503: it is
andy1503: a checkpoint
Anubis169: This is a checkpoint
CaptainSpam: You have selected *Regicide*! If you know the name of the king or queen being killed, press 1!
RandomTrivia: Not a Chillpoint, that comes later :D
PendelSteven: Yeahok
Lithobraker: Regicide is good unless it's stuffed elephants
cuttlefishman: But surely checkpoint was yesterday
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
PendelSteven: But still fun
kusinohki: as you do
TheMerricat: Still trying to make our kid cry though.
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Juliamon: I like that that summary completely excludes the "going to space" bit
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrHEATHER and lrrPAUL ! And see you in like 40 minutes :D lrrSHINE
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe lrrHEART
CAKHost: Oh that book hasn't shown up
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
lirazel64: How much acid was consumed to make this trip?
TXC2: shockingly none
TheMerricat: Yeah, May is second guessing Cody on everything else he says, why did she go all in on making Rose cry without any prompting?
andy1503: may and cody are a bit self centered
saucemaster5000: destroy her toy then tell her you're still getting divorced is the plan
TheAinMAP: There was a comment about having to buy her a new one.
Saxpython: It's an calculated answer to an empathy problem
andy1503: Dr. Hakim is an asshole
Raiger: What better way to fix your relationship than to make your daughter cry...TOGETHER!
andy1503: like may and cody aren't great but the book is worse
MAPBoardgames: Book is sus
PendelSteven: Oh well
andy1503: see y
andy1503: all later
TheMerricat: I mean chat, the book is something Rose just 'found' somehow, I'm sure it's got everyone's best intentions in mind....
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
TXC2: !events
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beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (38m from now).
Snowcookies: yay Chillpoint
beowuuf: and for a sunday stream to chill to before work next day :)
PendelSteven: "Totall rediculous"
PendelSteven: Not more redicilous than FallGuys
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
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RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Paul and Heather! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: !homstreams
PendelSteven: Incidently FallGuys is made in London, also European game
TXC2: !homestreams
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beowuuf: right, washing machine, must not forget washing machine...
TheMerricat: So chat, in prep for chillpoint, what are your opinions about renaming McCree in Overwatch so he doesn't share the same name as the dev that left yesterday and happened to be one of the folk in that infamous "Cosby Suite" photo?
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
PendelSteven: Okay people good night then I'm gonna sleep I think
Juliamon: G'night Eurofriends
TheMerricat: night @PendelSteven :)
TXC2: sleep well PendelSteven
PendelSteven: Why not, it should sleep in 38 minutes anyhow
BlueChloroplast: replace with Bridgette Kappa
PendelSteven: Thanks! Bye bye!
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat Not renaming the character would be a pretty bad look
DeM0nFiRe: It's not like they can't afford to re-record voice lines
Saxpython: @themerricat it's gotta change. I don't have an answer to what.
TheMerricat: I agree. Though given he was also lead dev for the game.....
Juliamon: It's high... time to change
TheMerricat: It
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat So, to be clear, it was just named after that dev, right? The actual character wasn't based on his likeness or personality?
TheMerricat: It's a bit like putting wallpaper over a stain on the wall, it'll cover it up for a bit but doesn't actually fix much.
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 AFIAK it was just another homage to a very influental dev (who happened to also be one of the lead devs of the game)
Saxpython: So this is a riddle for our modern existence. am I allowed to enjoy the Cosby Show? Can I listen to Chris Brown.
Saxpython: I don't have answers for myself yet
TXC2: fuck the cosby show, we have fresh prince of bel air
KeytarCat: I feel bad when I make a Cosby joke, so I try not to
TheMerricat: It is possible to separate the artist from the work, but on the other hand it's also not a great idea to keep a virtual monument to someone who has behaved poorly up.
LarkSachrosis: Have they announced who's playing which precons for FNPF?
TXC2: LarkSachrosis not which precons no
TheMerricat: My main problem with the Cosby Show these days is less about Cosby himself and more about the reality that his co-star is still supporting him and a bit of fear of finding out what the younger ones had to go through that hasn't been revealed yet.
TXC2: anyway i'm off
Orgmastron: My personal barometer is "Is this person still alive and making money off their work?" If yes, fuck 'em. If no, fuck it, they're dead do whatever.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Orgmastron: Night TXC2
DeM0nFiRe: @Orgmastron Yeah, more or less how I handle it. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to read Lovecraft for example lol
TheMerricat: night @TXC2 !
Saxpython: I'm a US college football fan. The Penn State /Sandusky scandal was a total disaster. But it's not like a University will just change its name. Nor does that even make it better.
Juliamon: I personally feel that it's OK to enjoy something as long as you understand and accept the reality of things, and don't go out of your way to offer monetary benefit to those trying to profit off others' suffering.
Saxpython: Stay Good!
Juliamon: Like, there's more to the Cosby Show than just Cosby, y'know?
DeM0nFiRe: @Saxpython Didn't they remove statues though? I don't think anyone is saying they have to delete overwatch,
geldaran: @Juliamon the problem there is that there's very little to enjoy in this world that doesn't exploit or harm someone else in some way. :/
DeM0nFiRe: Just remove the equivalent of the statues
Saxpython: Agreed and Agreed. I guess I think the answer is not "one size fits all"
Juliamon: geldaran That's why I said "don't go out of your way." Some things are unavoidable, but there are ways around others.
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon That is also a good point to. There are so many battles to fight and no one can fight them all, so it's important to remember everybody has to pick their own battles
Orgmastron: @Juliamon Yes, there are many ways to enjoy a work without giving the people who made it money
TheMerricat: @Saxpython I sorta implied that idea given I was pointing out that he was a lead dev for the game and changing the name of McCree doesn't really do much other than wallpaper over the stain of his legacy. But I don't know if there are many folk other than me who are calling out for something like that.
Saxpython: Agreed. I think they do have to take more meaningful action.
Saxpython: I almost wish the victims could set the result.
Saxpython: I want anything triggering removed
TheMerricat: I agree a bit with @Juliamon's sentiment though I also remind myself of what the actor who played Theo said about Cosby's deal: "I feel several different ways. One, because the show was taken off the air; it's literally taking money out of my pocket. So I got my own personal feelings about that, because it personally affects me." - full rectification of all the shit that has gone down with A/B would mean a lot of the folk who suffered through it would also be harmed by the pure fact that they ar
TheMerricat: I agree a bit with @Juliamon's sentiment though I also remind myself of what the actor who played Theo said about Cosby's deal: "I feel several different ways. One, because the show was taken off the air; it's literally taking money out of my pocket. So I got my own personal feelings about that, because it personally affects me." - full rectification of all the shit that has gone down with A/B would mean a lot of the folk who suffered through it would also be harmed by the pure fact
TheMerricat: are still there. and why does it keep double posting on me?
Juliamon: Twitch gonna twitch
TheMerricat: didn't even hit enter :-/ sorry!
Manae: Did you type in on mobile? I often see chat doubled up (and avoid saying anything if it is)
TheMerricat: Nah I'm on my laptop now, I hit the character limit and for some reason it decided to just send the whole thing while I was backspacing.
Metric_Furlong: !y
TheMerricat: Oh, Humble Bundle has what looks like a substantial portion of the You Don't Know Jack and related games for sale as a $20 bundle....
beowuuf: weird thing about the double post is that the chat filter should hit you for spam for posting the same thing, and within thirty seconds. So even more impressive!
TheMerricat: Yeah, and obviously 'my side' didn't think it had sent the message as it was still in my buffer to edit/type more on... not even sure how that sort of bug could happen.
DeM0nFiRe: It technically wasn't the same thing, it was off by a few characters so probably why it didn't trigger