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Manae: !next
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gnome_friend: !findquote kingdom
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." β€”Paul [2018-09-03]
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gnome_friend: !card collector ouphe
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature β€” Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
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Ba_Dum_Tish: What is on second
bwk789: has serge moved stream locations/camera?
paronomasiac042: A traditional French omelet only has one egg, because in France, one egg is un oeuf
RandomTrivia: benginTry
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @paronomasiac042
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
PIayswithFlRE: I don't know is on third
LoadingReadyRun: !card Galea, Kindler of Hope
LRRbot: Galea, Kindler of Hope [1GUW] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Knight [4/4] | Vigilance / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control."
vellebastet: hihi
BrowneePoints: Galea is such a powerful card
gnome_friend: !card bag of tricks
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
lirazel64: very on flavor for Serge.
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients deal 1 damage to itself.
RandomTrivia: Old angry guy
gnome_friend: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #3302: "Oh, he dragoned right in my mouth..." β€”Alex [2016-08-24]
Desruprot: limesD
Mangledpixel: ah, a Barbagon
millswills: no sleeve wheeler
MegaDosX: Serge plays a Path of Ancestry, and Vrondiss is a Path of Ancestral Guardian Barbarian :p
LRRbot: Prosper, Tome-Bound [2BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Tiefling Warlock [1/4] | Deathtouch / Mystic Arcanum β€” At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Pact Boon β€” Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.
Graham_LRR: The dragon spirits do not fly, FYI
SnowbirdMike: Good evening all
thraximore: Prosper is very good.
bullseye3265: Ummm, judge, i believe enrage is from Rivals of Ixalan...
LarkSachrosis: Prosper is so fun, powerfully does thingsβ„’
thraximore: My experience was much closer to Storm than I expected
asthanius: Prosper, comma, "live long and"
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
Sogheim: Prosper is stronger than I thought it'd be
BrowneePoints: Prosper and Galea do very Powerful Things(tm)
MegaDosX: A wincon on turn 1? Yike.
RandomTrivia: @bullseye3265 It was in Ixalan as well
monakai: The flavor win
bullseye3265: @RandomTrivia well damn
LRRbot: Sefris of the Hidden Ways [WUB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Create Undead β€” Whenever you complete a dungeon, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia No no, Damn was in MH2 lrrBEEJ
SnowBuddy18: Bengineering Dungeoneering
monakai: Cool Dungeons!
Gaz_L: Sefris seems like a very thinky deck, lots of making sure you loot on each opponent's turn and stuff
MegaDosX: How did we lose the mine again? We were just there yesterday!
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: The esper deck has a LOT of artifact ramp
LRRbot: Sram, Senior Edificer [1W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.
Robot_Bones: Ben playing the existential horror of no sleeves. true to the lets nope
Mangledpixel: install your SRAM
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ElissenRedux: I'm here and I've got tendies on the way. Lets goooo
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SnowbirdMike: Haha
Sogheim: hold on, Wayfarer's Bauble got reprinted?
BrowneePoints: yep!
RandomTrivia: Some days you just need a permanent that enters tapped...
γΎγ™γŠγƒΌ: if the glove equips...
elah806: Time til Hover Myr
Dog_of_Myth: @Sogheim Yep
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.
gnome_friend: !findquote hovermyr
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
garunkl: Ive been away for quite a while. does serge have a new hairstyle? I like it!
BrowneePoints: The mana bases in these decks is honestly about the best they've ever been
RockPusher: lrrJUDGE Ben has good cards!
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
BrowneePoints: are honestly*
RandomTrivia: Baxter!
KaleidoscopeMind: Hi Baxter!
bwk789: Baxter!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Baxter!
SmoreThanAFeelin: hi baxter
blip2004: Kitty!
LarkSachrosis: CoolCat
ElissenRedux: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: F L O O F
RockPusher: Lookit that floof
theclawmasheen: Hey Baxter :D
Easilycrazyhat: Baxter wants to play XD
Mangledpixel: such a yelly boy
Gaytanic_Panic: B E X T E R
Mr_Bitterness: Hello Baxter
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Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Best pre con mana base for sure.
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RockPusher: Baxter screm
LRRbot: Shielding Plax [2{G/U}] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Shielding Plax enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Wonderdoc: Big Floof
stizzet: kitty!
Pantsravaganza: Aww. Beautiful boy
Ritaspirithntr: Kitty!!
Robot_Bones: Bless you
ElissenRedux: There are few things in life I love more than vocal cattens
RandomTrivia: It's not hexproof, or it would say hexproof. That's the current oracle text
F1SHOR: better late then never! Hey everyone benginHi benginHi
elah806: Relevant against Shadowspear
Dog_of_Myth: First Blood
nkcola: If not Wheeler then who?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @F1SHOR
Ashton: He has the most health
DiscordianTokkan: I guess better than hexproof, since some things can remove hexproof
RockPusher: Baxter casts Floof - it cannot be countered
NrgSpoon: dodges cards that remove hexproof
amam741: Me and some friends had a blast dying to Galea a while ago, looking forward to this game
BrowneePoints: Baxter being good tonight
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
elah806: I love exotic orchard
sblue333: I still remember the time Commander 2016 came out, Serge played Burgeoning T1 and absolutely demolished everyone. Let's see if he can do that again
BrowneePoints: It's a slow rock, but it's FUN
RandomTrivia: It has a lot of words or a simple effect
RandomTrivia: *for
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: iirc, exotic orchard can produce any colour of mana just because path of ancestry could produce any colour
MegaDosX: Aw, kitty
amam741: Strictly better Coalition Relic
RandomTrivia: Path makes any colour in your commander's colour identity
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
RandomTrivia: Orchard currently taps for any colour because there's everything on the table
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
gnome_friend: !card potion of healing
LRRbot: Potion of Healing [1W] | Artifact | When Potion of Healing enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {W}, {T}, Sacrifice Potion of Healing: You gain 3 life.
MegaDosX: Can Fellwar Stone also tap for any colour because of Exotic Orchard?
superdude097: Ransack the Lab
gnome_friend draws a card
matthaus_c: ransack that lab
RandomTrivia: Yes it can, MegaDosX
MegaDosX: Neat!
paronomasiac042: labsack the man! no, wait...
NarishmaReborn: when killing five is not enough
RandomTrivia: If both players have an Exotic Orchard and one player plays Mana Confluence, BOTH Orchards tap for any colour
elah806: Always a good sign for a Kathleen deck when she makes sure you can see where her graveryard is
gnome_friend: lazrack the nab
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Desruprot: if it were a 3/3 that'd be pretty strong
MegaDosX: Eldritch Blast!
NarishmaReborn: time to get that first eldritch invocation
magical_girl_amelia: wow, level 2 warlocks get pact powers, hooray
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Desruprot: Eldritch Blast
RandomTrivia: [Sram is eaten by a Grue]
LRRbot: Galea, Kindler of Hope [1GUW] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Knight [4/4] | Vigilance / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control."
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ElissenRedux: Part of me almost wants to build a 5c deck with all the classes and just call it "Power Gamer"
magical_girl_amelia: Galea is great, a cool card
MegaDosX: Oh that's cool
paronomasiac042: Is Galea phonetically different from Galia?
magical_girl_amelia: not really although maybe a stronger e sound?
Gaz_L: I figure it's like Gal-ay-a
Thatwasademo: diced dice
RonaldMcDownload: When I dice you dice we dice
paronomasiac042: dice, dice, baby
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Desruprot: desrupBerThink I remember there was a card pre-errata that had to make its own decision
MaddogM: did Serge just say it costs 4 drinks to enter Galea?
RandomTrivia: LUL
magical_girl_amelia: D2D - down to dice
atlr: dice dice babeeeee
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
Fire_Summoner: lrrWOW
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atlr: oh friend got there 1st
Sogheim: oh dang my favorite new equipment
ElissenRedux: Lots of fun new art in these
NarishmaReborn: it's sort of ours
niccus: it's not the sword of theirs
sheer_falacy: just needs a creature
MegaDosX: Oh right, these decks make use of the whole dice set
Desruprot: its only sort of ours
MegaDosX: Rather than just d20s
paronomasiac042: @atlr great minds have thoughts!
matthaus_c: finally a reason to bust out my d3
gnome_friend: !findquote roll dice
LRRbot: Quote #4960: "I demand you roll dice to amuse me." β€”Kathleen [2018-05-07]
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BrowneePoints: It's a Comrade Sword, because it's Sword of Ours
Thatwasademo: !advice
LRRbot: Escape the cheesecake.
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MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
LRRbot: Prosper, Tome-Bound [2BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Tiefling Warlock [1/4] | Deathtouch / Mystic Arcanum β€” At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Pact Boon β€” Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.
matthaus_c: !fart
LRRbot: The sphincter whistle!
RandomTrivia: Badvice? lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Loyal Apprentice [1R] | Creature β€” Human Artificer [2/1] | Haste / Lieutenant β€” At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. That token gains haste until end of turn.
paronomasiac042: force-manteau
offbeatwitch: i played with the rakdos precon recently, it's v. cool
MegaDosX: Vroom!
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sheer_falacy: love the temporary haste in case someone steals it
NarishmaReborn: thop for whop
DeM0nFiRe: Magic the Tit-for-Tat-ering
maddoraptor: Tit for Tathering
maddoraptor: @DeM0nFiRe !!!!! same hat!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sblue333: And here I thought it was magic the gathering
Robot_Bones: no this is patrick
sblue333: !cstl
matthaus_c: non, c'est go
sheer_falacy: plus it's your end step
offbeatwitch: yeah exile is face up by default
amam741: The fact that Prosper can hit lands makes him so great
Thatwasademo: Yes, cards are exiled face up unless it says face down specifically
LRRbot: Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
offbeatwitch: Cool Note: prosper's treasure ability triggers on ANY play from exile
samu_btdp1985: what's warlock class first ability
sblue333: !card prosper
LRRbot: Did you mean: Prosper, Tome-Bound; Prosperous Innkeeper; Pendant of Prosperity; Prosperous Pirates; Prosperity
TheMicah21: WHat is Serge's colorless land?
LRRbot: Sefris of the Hidden Ways [WUB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Create Undead β€” Whenever you complete a dungeon, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Thatwasademo: !card Warlock Class
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
samu_btdp1985: cheers
Martin_FcG: no sleeves, hurt hurts me.
pacotaco009: same
gnome_friend: But is it both cool AND good?
LRRbot: Bant Panorama | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Bant Panorama: Search your library for a basic Forest, Plains, or Island card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TheMicah21: nvm lol
MegaDosX: Bananarama?
gnome_friend: Kathleen forcing the portmanteau
RandomTrivia: benginFingers
maddoraptor: Bangarang!
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Rashwe_: Black Betty?
DiscordianTokkan: Bangarang, yes
Martin_FcG: Thats a pretty cloud
BrowneePoints: I was making a Bangarang joke but Serge beat me to it
Ashton: bananarang
paronomasiac042: I gotchu, Serge
asthanius: Rufio
ElissenRedux: I got it Serge
niccus: sniped
offbeatwitch: LMAO
LarkSachrosis: Good joak streamerβ„’
MegaDosX: Oh Serge
BrowneePoints: @Ashton Banangarang
thraximore: too smart for the room
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
randombillfolds: That Hook line was not a sinker.
Desruprot: ha!
ElissenRedux: Collar is so op lol. The broken things you can do with it LUL
LRRbot: Masterwork of Ingenuity [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | You may have Masterwork of Ingenuity enter the battlefield as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.
Sogheim: oh no
MegaDosX: Woah
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
thraximore: πŸ‘€
DiscordianTokkan: I wouldn't
godeckyourself: huggies to all! i love watching y'all soo much!
amam741: Truly the Sword of Ours
ElissenRedux: I would not tbh. I would copy the Collar LUL
flipandrip: sword of Ours
BrowneePoints: Sword of all of ours
MegaDosX: !card galea
LRRbot: Galea, Kindler of Hope [1GUW] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Knight [4/4] | Vigilance / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control."
notthepenguins: id take the collar but the sword is so cool
electra310: It lived up to its name
vellebastet: foxmarLOVE
Thatwasademo: !card Hours
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ninja of the Deep Hours; Sage of Hours; Lost Hours
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sogheim: Sword of Hours is Armory of Iroas but beefier
Styxseus: A sword of ours? :D
DiscordianTokkan: (But I'm bad at Magic)
Thatwasademo: !card Sword of Hours
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Martin_FcG: Thats apretty sweet deck
RockPusher: Seize the means of slicing and dicing!
garunkl: !card sword of hours
Thatwasademo: huh, poor lrrbot
superdude097: So is Wheeler's Sword actually a Hammer, and Serge's a Sickle?
asthanius: Notably NOT only damage to players
magical_girl_amelia: this sword is a hydra friend
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
gnome_friend: LRRbot doesn't seem to have most of the new commander cards in it
magical_girl_amelia: a friend to all hydras
DeM0nFiRe: That sword seems good
asthanius: !card sword of hours
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sblue333: not attacking Ben seems like uhhh
MegaDosX: Gross.
sblue333: watch out y'all
tff_coco: Are these precons straight out of the box or upgraded?
Sogheim: this is straight out of the box
sheer_falacy: ah, the rare case where the 55% kicks in
PIayswithFlRE: is it an 8/8 or a 6/6 that will become a 7/7 when it attacks?
sheer_falacy: not a coin fip!
Dog_of_Myth: Serge chose violence tonight.
sblue333: !card component pouch
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
matthaus_c: shouldn't the 5 commander damage be on wheeler?
Thatwasademo: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
LarkSachrosis: Ben commander also cares about his stuff dying
hd_dabnado: please never look at us
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c The new overlay puts it on the commander, because it shows better for partners
monakai: We're famously unreliable
theinvisiblevoice: they're tracking cmd dmage dealt, not received, it all works out the same
gnome_friend: Vrondiss was a man
BrowneePoints: wat about Vrondat?
sblue333: Never trust us I literally just joined the stream
hd_dabnado: we are wrong about things and stats 110% of the time
DiscordianTokkan: @matthaus_c It is, it marks how much Serge's commander has dealt
matthaus_c: oh gotcha, thanks you two <3
Pantsravaganza: !advice
LRRbot: Go do self care.
thraximore: @LRRbot I refuse!
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
sblue333: So is the rakdos deck primarily treasure or primarily exile?
thraximore: omg
amam741: Prosper is pure value
Sogheim: ow, LRRbot, ow
thraximore: that's a goooood one
MegaDosX: Kathleen has eight mana right now, my goodness
JokerBoney: !card Prosper
LRRbot: Did you mean: Prosper, Tome-Bound; Prosperous Innkeeper; Pendant of Prosperity; Prosperous Pirates; Prosperity
Wonderdoc: Oh thats how trickledown economics work Kappa
BrowneePoints: mmmmm Board Meat
Thatwasademo: ah yes, taking the Play a Land special action with a card you are permitted to play from exile
LRRbot: Tectonic Giant [2RR] | Creature β€” Elemental Giant [3/4] | Whenever Tectonic Giant attacks or becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, choose one β€” / β€’ Tectonic Giant deals 3 damage to each opponent. / β€’ Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
JokerBoney: !card Prosper, Tome-Bound
LRRbot: Prosper, Tome-Bound [2BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Tiefling Warlock [1/4] | Deathtouch / Mystic Arcanum β€” At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Pact Boon β€” Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that giant
Xaunaught: Kathleen considering casting meat storm
sheer_falacy: Tectonic: we have the meats
MegaDosX: Also when he attacks
philippekav: it's more stone then meat but I'll allow it
Goatthulu: he's the most emo of giants
sblue333: I love that card. Run it in giant tribal
Sky_Kast: yeah I knew it was kinda the reason Detroit chose that town they even explained it ... in excruciating detail
damn_i_am_pretty: *jurassic park theme plays*
MegaDosX: Beep beep
thraximore: @damn_i_am_pretty the kazoo cover, of course
magical_girl_amelia: double thop-thop whop whop
paronomasiac042: thop thop
damn_i_am_pretty: @damn_i_am_pretty lol
sblue333: Kathleen is the proud owner of two consulate corp thopters!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
sheer_falacy: the dragons are another good reason not to attack him with fliers
DiscordianTokkan: The monkey bars all worn and bent wheelerMonkey
randombillfolds: I do love me some fun razers,
paronomasiac042: Do thopters thop? or do they thopt?
BrowneePoints: The Board Meat School Board Meet
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Curious to see how the AFR Pre Constructed Commander decks play against one another? Do we have the stream for you! | @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Kathleen, Wheeler, Serge and Ben are playing with the D&D AFR Commander Precon Decks! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8taTKRVkAIX_s6.jpg || ‡
sblue333: the park or their acne, wheeler?
Thatwasademo: just play all your lands from exile for the rest of the game, it's fine
fcloud: thopters thopt. otherwise they would be thoppers
sheer_falacy: is land is hours land
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MegaDosX: Now I wonder if Ben's deck has Rift in it >_>
sblue333: furiously checking if rout is in the list
sblue333: Is there not a card called Sedris? That's not this guy I mean
Gaz_L: like, say a deer dying to get him some land
benjamin_wheeler: @sblue333 yes
sblue333: yeahhhh, Sedris the Traitor King. Oh man that's gonna be confusing
Thatwasademo: also doesn't Serge have a trigger here too
nobodez: @Thatwasademo no combat damage
notthepenguins: he needs to deal damage
LarkSachrosis: Just now looking at the art for Galea, that is a metal helm.
Dog_of_Myth: @Thatwasademo no combat damage
sheer_falacy: nice
Thatwasademo: oh, sacrificed before damage, got it
damn_i_am_pretty: He's goin in! :o
Thatwasademo: the ol' blocked by nothing
MegaDosX: I feel like going to Mad Mage with the dedicated dungeon deck seems reasonable
Vampiricsloth: do you get to pick which dungeon you go to or is it random?
LarkSachrosis: It's Commander, he has time.
MegaDosX: @Vampiricsloth You pick
blaw2020: you chose
blaw2020: choose
MegaDosX: That pouch is getting very full!
Vampiricsloth: thats nifty. i've not gotten to play any afr yet :3
matthaus_c: I didn't know there were dungeons other than ToA Kappa
sheer_falacy: !card component p
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bwk789: !card vrondiss
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients deal 1 damage to itself.
sheer_falacy: are AFR cards still not in the db?
bwk789: aha it is a may
MurphEP: Wheeler just wants ta pouch
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients deal 1 damage to itself.
KaleidoscopeMind: (yet)
MegaDosX: Warlock Class is a card you have to keep an eye on in limited because it can just /get/ you
sheer_falacy: oh I assumed they did fly, whoops
DiscordianTokkan: And they explode into mist once they do damage
Ba_Dum_Tish: They are swoleborn
BrowneePoints: Yep. Dragonborn Ancestors
Gaz_L: they're basically clones of Vrondiss, yep
Nydestroyer: I think they are just him
BrowneePoints: Vrondiss is an Ancestral Guardian Barbarian
DiscordianTokkan: (So they can't even take advantage of double strike)
PIayswithFlRE: I think its the dragonborn ancestors of the commander
LarkSachrosis: You made this?
LarkSachrosis: I made this.
MegaDosX: Big cheats Serge!
RockPusher: Move to cheat step
amam741: Born too fragile to stick around after hitting something, and born too thick to fly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Move to cheat
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGE
PIayswithFlRE: also, I like him having enrage if only because non-flying dragon=dinosaur
agentofsaruman69: game rules violation, serge take 10 damage
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
amam741: Serge loses Judges’ Tower
monakai: Our lawyers told us we had to say, "don't smoke the delicious cards."
Nydestroyer: "You cheated and you have to live with it, forever" no maximum handsize for you!
eeeeetsben_1wk: Is smoking the whole deck a good deterrent to keeping a large hand?
Darleysam: So you like cards, eh? Well have all the cards in the game!
DiscordianTokkan: And that's a die roll
sheer_falacy: but is 2 equal to 12
Rogue_07: Does LRR use Tabletop Simulator for the dice rolling?
sblue333: Perhaps I'll just decide which deck to buy based on who wins this lmao
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MegaDosX: Vrondiss feels like a card that can get out of control quickly
Fruan: When do the ghost sons go away?
sheer_falacy: it is important that the 5/4s are single use
Loonatic93: Green still very good.
MegaDosX: @Fruan They don't, unless they die or get bounced
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vellebastet: Yes!
Sogheim: and Kathleen's is Rakdos Impulse Ramp dot Deck
agentofsaruman69: @MegaDosX they go away when they deal damage
amam741: They die when the deal damage, right?
sheer_falacy: yes
MegaDosX: Oh right, yes they do
MegaDosX: My bad
HadesLeprechaun: I played with these decks and Sefris eventually steamrolled
offbeatwitch: the rakdos deck is cool
nobodez: Did Wheeler remember the counter double from the combat damage?
gnome_friend: !unsubscribe servo facts
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PIayswithFlRE: you sacrifice when they deal damage, yeah
Ba_Dum_Tish: Making a servo
sheer_falacy: @nobodez he failed the roll to do that
Sogheim: was not expected to have thopters live
agentofsaruman69: he didn't roll high enough @nobodez
nobodez: cool, thanks
MegaDosX: What an adorable thopter
Nydestroyer: one for blocks one for attacks, clearly
damn_i_am_pretty: thopting away at my heart
DiscordianTokkan: escher3ANGRY
RockPusher: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
MegaDosX: Art skills on point
SnowBuddy18: it'll BEE a thopter
raulghoulia: another knife
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Nydestroyer: dont they have a built in knife?
novrdd: PrideCute PrideCute hewwoo
Taveena: A robot bee with a knife!
HadesLeprechaun: is his sword the elven blade Sting, by any chance?
fourtoedsloth: it's not a bee, just a normal bug with a knife
BrowneePoints: Wheeler, ya like jazz?
niccus: should the next one be a butterfly knife
RockPusher: gabySlay escher3ANGRY
Mr_Bitterness: The Bee Movie ruins itself
Fruan: Is the d12 supposed to still be there?
sheer_falacy: float like a butterthopter, sting like a bee
serramarkov: Too much power is what shuts down (melts down?) the system.
LRRbot: Fiend of the Shadows [3BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Fiend of the Shadows deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles a card from their hand. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / Sacrifice a Human: Regenerate Fiend of the Shadows.
RockPusher: benginSpoop gabySlay escher3ANGRY
Mai_Andra: It's the D12 of Shame.
benjamin_wheeler: dka classic
offbeatwitch: hell yes
Dmc3628: she a old card from the DKA
MegaDosX: Seems alright
Nydestroyer: new thief of x! Love those flier
Nydestroyer: fliers*
LRRbot: Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
amam741: Fun card, and the treasures let you take full advantage
magical_girl_amelia: eeeeeeeeeeeeel
LRRbot: Eel Umbra [1U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Totem armor
Dr_Shandor: Just got salt roped hard on Arena
SpookySpaghooti: I send you to the Sanitarium
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MegaDosX: WOOF
objectivefailure: "It seems that the thopter assembly workers are unionizing. Bring in the vampires."
DiscordianTokkan: Vorp
SpookySpaghooti: @Dr_Shandor Thats the worst, I hope you were able to win eventually
Easilycrazyhat: RIP
MurphEP: No
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
GhostValv: tqsSip
asthanius: *sickos* Yessss
MurphEP: Voltron's 1 weakness
Dog_of_Myth: Knight became a Farmer
Dmc3628: Absolute Punish
magical_girl_amelia: in response: oofa doofa
damn_i_am_pretty: live by the Swords, die by the Plowshares
dalek_kosh: Came in to a STP. Nice
sheer_falacy: would have gained 8 instead
sblue333: hmmmmmm
MegaDosX: Did Serge draw from the Sram trigger?
dalek_kosh: I'm loving the Dungeon Deck.
Dmc3628: das seems bad
matthaus_c: Serge did draw
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Yes
MegaDosX: OK cool
resistentialism: get in there you tiny little head
Desruprot: the dungeon level within the dungeon
SnowbirdMike: Discarding sun titan is not a phrase heard often in commander
MegaDosX: At least Kathleen isn't missing land drops this way
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL anyone else think new Swords look like the guy takes up golfing?
asthanius: so fetid
RockPusher: Bogs! Bogs! Bogs!
eeeeetsben_1wk: SCENIC bogs Ben
Thatwasademo: at the end of your turn, find out what land you're going to play next turn
hd_dabnado: buy one bog get one bog half off!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are they at least filled with bog witches?
sblue333: now I do lrrPAUL
404namesnotfound: Prosper currently digging for treasure in said fetid bog.
MegaDosX: Welp
sheer_falacy: better than drawing the land
agentofsaruman69: 4-irons-to-plowshares @LoadingReadyRun
YawnLance: BogChamp or whatever the youths are saying nowadays
LRRbot: Unburial Rites [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flashback {3}{W}
Nydestroyer: Its just the bog class from the sketch from strixhaven
resistentialism: free elk robot
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're bringing elky back
thesoftestbunny: Sunny T and rhum yum yum
Nydestroyer: the engine is starting
magical_girl_amelia: time for sram to take up the blade
LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
asthanius: ~We're on the road to Viridian Longbow~
Desruprot: Sunny T's pre-release promo was amazing art
HadesLeprechaun: it kills dragon spirits very well
sheer_falacy: is the bow also named Tim
MegaDosX: Sramtron!
MurphEP: Sram cannon
objectivefailure: Just a dwarf with a gun.
damn_i_am_pretty: big Sram so Serge can play those bigger video games
Desruprot: shramcannon
Dmc3628: dwarf with a revolver
millswills: cant you not equip with shroud?
before_damage: Shroud?
Nydestroyer: does it have shroud?
Dmc3628: plax is hexproof
KidAmn: pretty sure a creature with shroud can't be targetted for Equip abilities?
Thatwasademo: I think Serge meant hexproof
damn_i_am_pretty: it has hexproof, not shroud
sblue333: It's actually hexproof
KidAmn: oh, okay, never mind
spiffinn: what's the aura on sram?
DeM0nFiRe: Never talk to me or my son or my son or my son ever again
Dog_of_Myth: !twitchchat
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #7275: "Core gamers are 18-34, have disposable income, and love free 2-day shipping." β€”Fugi [2016-10-03]
before_damage: Serge did say shoud
trilemma85: Hello fellow G A M E R S.
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Ba_Dum_Tish: We can be gamers and chat
BrowneePoints: either way, they know what they meant
KidAmn: Serge said shroud, but NBD as the kids say
sblue333: !findquote attack
LRRbot: Quote #1359: "Why are the Luftwaffe attacking you?" β€”Graham [2014-08-01]
MegaDosX: Vroom!
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Destroy target enchantment. / β€’ Exile target card from a graveyard.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
sheer_falacy: pro strats
sblue333: ooc
Dog_of_Myth: Good play
Nydestroyer: wow
MurphEP: Have been gotted
sblue333: oof
KidAmn: the dream is ogre
magical_girl_amelia: woah
Landgraft: Wheelers hate collars, especially Basilisk's collar, the symbol of her church
MegaDosX: 22?!?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maximum got
dalek_kosh: Ooofa
Thatwasademo: gottem
raulghoulia: was that cocked?
chaostreader: All the spirits die after combat.
fourtoedsloth: spirits are gone, right?
MegaDosX: Already replaced though!
damn_i_am_pretty: Board wipes are a endangered species
vellebastet: BEN
Easilycrazyhat: The episode is hilarious XD
betazed15: Hello, friends!!
Grusommegeir: LUL
vellebastet: BEN WHEELER
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: Perfect metaphor
BjjBrain: reminds me of the speed walker episode lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: This bog is filled with treasure
AtrusOfMyst: "You are the Brute Squad"
SpookySpaghooti: Im glad Serge is playing Galea, he's the closest person in Lrr to being a real life paladin
bullseye3265: Bryan Cranston was great in malcom in the middle
bullseye3265: dudes got range
LRRbot: Ogre Slumlord [3BB] | Creature β€” Ogre Rogue [3/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. / Rats you control have deathtouch.
before_damage: @BrowneePoints I just got here so I did not know the card
sheer_falacy: there's more text
A_Dub888: Kathleen "Big Board" De'Vere
lirazel64: @spookyspaghooti Well, one of the closest.
resistentialism: more robots
JokerBoney: more thopter
bullseye3265: Infighting on the PTA
Johnlocke1632: Does that vampire let Kathleen choose?
BrowneePoints: @before_damage "they" being the people playing. not you
novrdd: PrideCute PrideCute
RockPusher: gabySlay escher3ANGRY gabySlay escher3ANGRY
Garfman314: threebs?
LRRbot: Decree of Savagery [7GG] | Instant | Put four +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / Cycling {4}{G}{G} / When you cycle Decree of Savagery, you may put four +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Sogheim: you can't cycle the exiled card, yes?
sheer_falacy: no, but can play
MegaDosX: Not this turn, but Kathleen could cast that next turn and swing for a gazillion
before_damage: @BrowneePoints Ah, thanks for the clarification on the group referenced. Was wondering what was happening.
resistentialism: need to discard the card to cycle, can't discard it
JokerBoney: wheeler suiting up for Kathleen to kill the table
Thatwasademo: can't cycle exiled cards you're permitted to play from exile, no
JokerBoney: I love it
MegaDosX: Cascade hype!
LRRbot: Throes of Chaos [3R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Retrace
superdude097: "A mere 7 mana" does Kathleen play Tron? Kapp
matthaus_c: thop thops thopping towards lethal
Thatwasademo: cascade cares about color, not just mana value, right?
amam741: Throes is so fun in this deck
Traion: Oh cascade triggers Prosper
LRRbot: Dead Man's Chest [1B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / When enchanted creature dies, exile cards equal to its power from the top of its owner's library. You may cast spells from among those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast those spells.
amam741: Cascade doesn’t look at color
Thatwasademo: no, apparently it is mana value
MegaDosX: You need something like Averna to get lands from cascading
chaostreader: @thatwasademo No. just mana value.
Thatwasademo: cool got there at the same time as chat
NarishmaReborn: notably can target hexproof person
Sogheim: oh my gosh what the heckin' heck
JokerBoney: and kathleen gets a treasure. perfect
agentofsaruman69: put it on one of the spirit dinos lol
Sogheim: did the precons get even more powerful?
mowdownjoe: I'd put it on a large son of Wheeler's.
sheer_falacy: this deck is very awkward for remote mtg
Dog_of_Myth: @Sogheim The AFR ones are pretty great.
nobodez: should have been a large dragon son
Traion: Prosper is not remote commander friendly LUL
MegaDosX: Putting it on one of the spirits would be a safe play, but Kathleen did just get Wheeler, so spreading it around makes sense
HadesLeprechaun: oooh yeah there's that red chaos card in the deck, too, lol
Tregelen: treasure from cascade?
Desruprot: I hear Dead Men tell no tale
JokerBoney: dont forget you get a treasure from the cascade cast
MegaDosX: Also yeah Kathleen should have gotten a treasure from casting that from cascade
agentofsaruman69: until your next turn, which is coming right up if he does this on kathleen's turn lol
PIayswithFlRE: @agentofsaruman69 heh, good point
sheer_falacy: so many weird things exile then cast
laikagoat: fionaClap
sheer_falacy: like madness
MegaDosX: Also I love how the Rakdos deck is the one that's ahead on mana
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL these decks are quite spicy
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaLookAtMyRat zeldaLookAtMyRat zeldaLookAtMyRat
damn_i_am_pretty: Kathleen is going to need another screen for her board
MegaDosX: And she has the four +1/+1 counters card!
Thatwasademo: Kathleen going wiiiiiiiiiiide
thraximore: The Prosper deck has SO many triggers to keep track of
Loonatic93: That deck makes a thick gravy!
Alex_Frostfire: I liked what I saw of Prosper during spoiler season, and I don't usually play Rakdos!
Wonderdoc: That decree becomes scarier every second
Beleqwaya: Warlock class is actually kind of ridiculous. I originally thought that the final step was a one-time activation, but it just triggers every time you go to your end step
sheer_falacy: sun titan doing so much hart surgery over here
Gaz_L: !card sun titan
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature β€” Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
FrostbiteCoyote: where might one acquire these dry erase tokens?
Gaz_L: speaking of awkward for remote Magic
BrowneePoints: It's an Alhoon!
LackingSanity_: I've been wanting to put together a Bell Borca impulse draw deck, but now I might do it with Prosper instead
SpookySpaghooti: Nihiloor, owner of Nihiloor's Door Stoor
Serpens77: @FrostbiteCoyote InfiniTOkens
GhostValv: :O
asthanius: Once you figure it out, it's easy to understand. Until then, word soup
ya_boi_choco: Sefris kinda feels like Aminatu
sheer_falacy: less than or EQUAL
agentofsaruman69: !card nihiloor
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sheer_falacy: can't it take the thing it taps?
nobodez: @FrostbiteCoyote I believe they're called infinitokens, but you can also purchase like 180 dray-erase cards for like five bucks off amazon
Gaz_L: you can also tap Nihiloor, can't you?
sheer_falacy: oh Serge's is hexproof
MegaDosX: Grasp of Fate but it still does things
SpookySpaghooti: !card Prosper, Tome Bound
LRRbot: Prosper, Tome-Bound [2BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Tiefling Warlock [1/4] | Deathtouch / Mystic Arcanum β€” At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Pact Boon β€” Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.
TheWooglie: !card nihi
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
TheWooglie: !card nihiloor
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
thraximore: card reader doesn't like this creature
Darleysam: Nihiloor has also taken control of the card reader
LRRbot: Curator of Mysteries [2UU] | Creature β€” Sphinx [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cycle or discard another card, scry 1. / Cycling {U}
theclawmasheen: Nihiloor is a morkoth
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KeytarCat: @MegaDosX tyty AsexualPride
BrowneePoints: @theclawmasheen "Nihiloor (pronounced: /ˈnaΙͺhΙ›lΚŠΙ™r/ NY-heh-loor) was a mind flayer who worked for the Xanathar's Thieves' Guild in the late 15th century DR, by creating and spreading intellect devourers throughout the sewers of Waterdeep."
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nobodez: @FrostbiteCoyote Also, they real ones are on backorder on etsy
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Ashen_Prime: !break
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serramarkov: I'ma stay.
Rashwe_: Time to relocate some fluids, everyone.
Thatwasademo: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever explain yourself to the chat.
DiscordianTokkan: I should watch Road Quest again
MegaDosX: Man, this song brings so much nostalgia
vellebastet: Aaaaah this soundtrack is amazing
vellebastet: @discordiantokkan Roght??
Rashwe_: LRR should do a short video series about a group of Canadian friends trying to watch a travel documentary. It could be called Road Quest Quest.
MegaDosX: Loving Ben's artwork there
LRRbot: Lumbering Falls | Land | Lumbering Falls enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}: Lumbering Falls becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof until end of turn. It's still a land.
Taveena: LRR FNPF AFR CMDR?
MegaDosX: Also count up nontoken creatures, Kathleen gets rats equal to the number
Taveena: Prosper only has 1 power
MegaDosX: Regenerate's weird
Taveena: So Prosper wouldn't die to it, I think?
n3ther: regenerate should really have been called something else
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
superdude097: LUL
TetraRay: lol
agentofsaruman69: lmao
YeetTheRich_: "make me"
MegaDosX: So by my count Kathleen gets nine rats from this resolution
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
gnome_friend: ouphe
TheBorzoi: You could just say Ben did a blind scry
Alex_Frostfire: @MegaDosX At least they won't have deathtouch.
t7112: ouphe ouphe
MegaDosX: @MegaDosX Correct, but she still has that counters card from Wheeler
resistentialism: wow these dice have been rolling a long time
A_Dub888: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
MegaDosX: I think that brings it down to eight rats
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Wait, no, nine, the rats don't die
Rashwe_: Kathleen makes nine rats?
MegaDosX: And she should have gotten one from the Burnished Hart too
sheer_falacy: but they don't have deathtouch
sheer_falacy: so sad
magical_girl_amelia: ooooo i love that rat drawing
MegaDosX: !card ogre slumlord
LRRbot: Ogre Slumlord [3BB] | Creature β€” Ogre Rogue [3/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. / Rats you control have deathtouch.
Taveena: Isn't Prosper still Ben's, because it has 1 power?
Taveena: Oh! Neat.
code1300: 2 power
laikagoat: dead man's chest too
magical_girl_amelia: omg she can end the game with that exiled counters card
trilemma85: Kathleen has a Dead Man's Chest on the Sun Titan.
MegaDosX: Kathleen is the lord of the swarm now
Traion: Also the the curse on the titan for Kathleen
MegaDosX: Oh right Dead Man's Chest!
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
YeetTheRich_: can't spell wrath without rat
patbaer: I mean, you gotta make the rat cool
LRRbot: Dead Man's Chest [1B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / When enchanted creature dies, exile cards equal to its power from the top of its owner's library. You may cast spells from among those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast those spells.
MegaDosX: OK there's some hype stuff in there
superdude097: Das Boots!
Diabore: do we still need the dice on screen?
asthanius: Boxnard's D&D character
Rashwe_: So, Game 2?
DeGunner: does ben get a dungeon delve off the wraith?
MegaDosX: The Rakdos deck has done so many things this game, I love it
notthepenguins: thats some hits...
Graham_LRR: Bucknard’s what now??
vellebastet: Paul sykLaugh
thraximore: I believe it's pronounced "Ni-al-or", as in the latin "Nihil"
JokerBoney: @degunner only once per turn and he sac'd Heart in response
LRRbot: Dungeon Map [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery.
Pywodwagon: Yea, for our precon league in wheelers discord the person with that deck basically had to cut all the annoying cards
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
HadesLeprechaun: oooh, Ben wanted that Plaguecrafter in his deck, lol
LRRbot: Minimus Containment [2W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities.
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
sheer_falacy: you're going to get so much treasure
LRRbot: Cataclysmic Gearhulk [3WW] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [4/5] | Vigilance / When Cataclysmic Gearhulk enters the battlefield, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, then sacrifices the rest.
BrowneePoints: it's Cataclysm on a creature
QuixoticScrivener: Can we clear the dice?
MegaDosX: Also I like how this all happened from one spell
sheer_falacy: wrath of god is like that
QuixoticScrivener: Thank you!
DeM0nFiRe: @MegaDosX It's not a Commander game if there's no 15 minute turn
sheer_falacy: I love Kathleen's tokens
YeetTheRich_: lrrFINE
Alex_Frostfire: Rat-th.
MegaDosX: Wheeler has consistently rolled well for that component pouch
sheer_falacy: he can only use one component a turn, I think he's set
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7657: "I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this." β€”Wheeler [2021-06-19]
Dmc3628: that is def weirder
ya_boi_choco: you should sell lrr designed tokens !
LRRbot: Dragonmaster Outcast [R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control six or more lands, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
PIayswithFlRE: !card warlock class
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
nobodez: Imagine all those +1/+1 counters on Kathleen's rats!
MegaDosX: So...Kathleen could do some powerful stuff this turn
Robot_Bones: Little Dragon manby Mumford and Sons
EHarber1: ok I was gone for a bit what happened to Ben ulmers board?
sheer_falacy: pretty sure she could kill one or more players
MegaDosX: @Eharber1 A wrath happened, that only hit big things
serramarkov: Serge happened
lirazel64: Serge happened.
Dmc3628: and now decree can end the game
Nydestroyer: @EHarber1 the knights showed up
chaostreader: Kathleen can turn all her creatures to 5 power
LRRbot: Decree of Savagery [7GG] | Instant | Put four +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / Cycling {4}{G}{G} / When you cycle Decree of Savagery, you may put four +1/+1 counters on target creature.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
MegaDosX: With her board that's /terrifying/
YeetTheRich_: let's gooo kathleen
notthepenguins: oh
DeM0nFiRe: That card is especially good for Kathleen too lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: I love those rats
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TetraRay: those rats been working out
Veraphage: aw, rats
Favre_the_Undead: awesome!
Dmc3628: those rats are 45 damage alone
sheer_falacy: Serge has blockers and they don't have trample
Traion: Cool board wipe Serge
laikagoat: now just tick up warlock class
JokerBoney: Wheeler and Serge just gave the lay up
JokerBoney: she can kill everyone
MegaDosX: Nine times five
sheer_falacy: oh flyers help
Ba_Dum_Tish: 9*5
bytecaster: Times 5
JokerBoney: 90% sure
MegaDosX: Four +1/+1 counters on 1/1s
nobodez: 5/5s, not 4/4s
JokerBoney: 9 * 5
Darleysam: so.... one more?
dumbo3k: 1/1 with 4 1/1 counters, so 5/5
notthepenguins: she can do if with warlock class at least
Favre_the_Undead: 9*5
laikagoat: huzzah
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
sheer_falacy: oh my
Dog_of_Myth: GG
nobodez: gg
YeetTheRich_: GG
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
MegaDosX: Wow!
Rashwe_: Good job Serge.
Veraphage: gg
raulghoulia: good game
MurphEP: GG
HadesLeprechaun: Prosper: pretty good commander!
Malkmaven1176: gg
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
gMilk: GG
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
sheer_falacy: move to concede step
theinvisiblevoice: "oops"
donovanchanceofficial: GG
dumbo3k: GG, pretty fun looking
MurphEP: These decks are all really cool
Fire_Summoner: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
garunkl: GG Kathleen
aleriacarventus: v nice
Traion: So Serge how about that board wipe? Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy
notthepenguins: gg, very cool game
DeM0nFiRe: "I am gonna activate level 3 of Warlock, which causes all opponents to scoop"
BrowneePoints: That's an entire deck time
HadesLeprechaun: but that's what the deck does! so very intentional
sheer_falacy: she could never have done it without Wheeler and Serge!
MegaDosX: Kathleen won off the back of a wrath from Serge and a spell from Wheeler
quigonginnjuice: What a finish!
MegaDosX: Though she'd built a hilarious board on her own
Fire_Summoner: "Board Wipe"
Fugi: everyone worked together to help Kathleen won, so its like everyone won. Right?
Graham_LRR: Amazing
philippekav: she had enough mana for all that ?
Beleqwaya: And that Level 3 could be used multiple times once it has been leveled up.
LackingSanity_: turns out when you can spend like 18 mana in a turn you can do some crazy things
MegaDosX: I think the only player who didn't contribute directly to that win was Ben
fourtoedsloth: sometimes you just look down and you have 70 power on the board
offbeatwitch: i also wrecked my friends with that rakdos deck last week
PIayswithFlRE: dice roll board wipe is pretty funny, though
obijam_: it's really everyone else's fault for putting spells in they're decks
lirazel64: That's a very D&D outcome
nyquister_: I just turnrd up for Serge's assist. Hell yeah for game 2
dumbo3k: She'd have even more rats
MegaDosX: I like how Serge went straight to jester, rather than something like being her herald :p
spiffinn: i just noticed wheeler is wearing the Shirt
eshplode: Shuffling is the worst part of commander
vellebastet: I know your pain, Kathleen
MegaDosX: Speaking of 100 cards, who else is enjoying 100-card Historic Brawl in Arena right now?
MurphEP: Hulk hands
DoctorHoneyDew: catch these hilk hands
thraximore: who even made this format anyway? :p
NarishmaReborn: poorly
DoctorHoneyDew: hulk
bullseye3265: @MegaDosX love it, so glad they made it permenat
offbeatwitch: report if you start mulling 20 times
spiffinn: i'm enjoying 100CHB but field of the dead is a stupid card
Robot_Bones: ib4 serge storms on turn 2
DiscordianTokkan: Mulligan until you can make a Cool S Seven
frozenphoenix7: Hello folks. Have I missed any gaming, or just the draft portion?
spiffinn: i kind of hate 5 color commanders in brawl
Alex_Frostfire: Here's the question: do you shuffle between every copy of Mind's Desire?
MegaDosX: @frozenphoenix7 This is a Commander game, so no drafting, but this is the start of game 2
sheer_falacy: you missed the draft where they played a whole commander game
MurphEP: Thinking about that time Wheeler brought the 200+ card deck to FNPF
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
thraximore: wheeler: confessed shuffle connoisseur
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LRRbot: Thriving Isle | Land | Thriving Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Isle enters the battlefield, choose a color other than blue. / {T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.
lirazel64: @frozenphoenix7 It's commander, so yes?
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gnome_friend: sergeHi
YeetTheRich_: what a gamer
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sheer_falacy: oooh, the one up
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
bullseye3265: seems good
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Fire_Summoner: lrrSPOOP
f_tan_theta: I see I joined at a good time
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Echo__12: Pride100 A rare live watch, gotta celebrate!
thraximore: umbraHmm
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
sheer_falacy: poor Serge
LRRbot: Dungeon Map [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery.
fourtoedsloth: Serge forgot to play his sol ring
youruineverything: Benjamin you sound exactly like Parks and Recreation's Ron
Sogheim: I was gone ten minutes and it's a new game???
YeetTheRich_: another example of wotc rigging the shuffler in favour of content creators Kappa
thraximore: @Sogheim Kathleen got a LOT of rats off a sweeper
LRRbot: Sram, Senior Edificer [1W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Sram is a good turn 2 play, tbf
Dmc3628: no justice confirmed
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sram is a play
Traion: @sogheim Serge boardwiped which gave Kathleen 70 power on an empty board
LRRbot: Game Trail | Land | As Game Trail enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, Game Trail enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
MegaDosX: Cascade!
LRRbot: Throes of Chaos [3R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Retrace
LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
Veraphage: Phthisis!
Traion: !card Phtisis
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card phthisis
LRRbot: Phthisis [3BBBB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness. / Suspend 5β€”{1}{B}
Traion: !card Phthisis
LRRbot: Phthisis [3BBBB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness. / Suspend 5β€”{1}{B}
Alex_Frostfire: I love that Throes of Chaos is just two keywords and nothing else.
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land β€” Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
MegaDosX: Tomb!
sheer_falacy: go to tomb, sac all your own stuff
Perivale: That dungeon exploring graphic is my favourite thing ever
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LRRbot: Explorer's Scope [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. / Equip {1}
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LRRbot: Sungrass Prairie | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
MegaDosX: Hammertime?!?
Dog_of_Myth: OH Hammer Time
SpookySpaghooti: Do we have dungeon sound effects now or did Paul just unleash a monster from the Moonbase basement
sheer_falacy: why not both
LackingSanity_: puresteel paladin off the top?
LRRbot: Warstorm Surge [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
DiscordianTokkan: Always have had Dungeon sfx
Dog_of_Myth: YES
raulghoulia: oop
gnome_friend: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #5775: "That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner"." β€”Serge [2019-01-29]
gnome_friend: warstorm lrrSERGE
LackingSanity_: It's a warstorm, serge
DoctorHoneyDew: Warstorm Serge
sheer_falacy: suddenly Vrondiss reads "do 5 damage on die roll"
Grady: that's badass
iamn0tg00d: It's terror of the peaks, but in enchantment form.
vellebastet: Every parent's dream
sheer_falacy: we call this the dragonflinger, guess why
Electrodyne: Hey isn't it Snerge's birthday soon?
DiscordianTokkan: The Ancestral Trebuchet
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
ShaneLeeAtk: A meaty son rail gun
Veraphage: Vrondis, Dragapult
thraximore: @sheer_falacy ... it's french? umbraThink
BrowneePoints: Warstorm Surge, indestruct effect, Goblin Bombardment and Vrondiss. Kill the whole table
obijam_: man-a-pult
f_tan_theta: hey thanks @Echo__12
gnome_friend: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #6099: "Damn milennials, releasing dragons upon the world!" β€”Serge [2019-06-09]
WarCorrespondent: Oh I've seen that magic item!
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com/lrr
Grady: :O
gnome_friend: !ck
Dog_of_Myth: #Sponsor
SpookySpaghooti: A kingdom of cards, you say?
Fugi: Didn't even mention the code, wheeler please
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
gnome_friend: !quote Fugi
LRRbot: Quote #6973: "You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead." β€”Fugi [2020-05-27]
sheer_falacy: without that she won't be able to do double your life totals!
RonaldMcDownload: Warlock Class is in session
benjamin_wheeler: @Fugi promo code "Wheeler"
MegaDosX: Warlock Class and a swarm of rats and thopters
Fugi: @benjamin_wheeler thank you
AlchemicalPanda: Wheeler... watch the game :P
gnome_friend: Seven = math
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: Oh boy, Meteor Golem
Grady: we know where that's going
gnome_friend: RIP Serge
sheer_falacy: oh hey previously Kathleen had a meaty boy, now Ben has a meatier boy
Pharmacistjudge: rip Serge
Taveena: Destroy Target Player
MegaDosX: "I gotta destroy the Serge" - Ben, probably
ShaneLeeAtk: So long meaty son rail gun
Fire_Summoner: its huge when you have no board
MegaDosX: I remember when I first started playing, not long after M20 dropped, and I though Meteor Golem was so cool
LRRbot: Fortified Village | Land | As Fortified Village enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Forest or Plains card from your hand. If you don't, Fortified Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Grady: I love how a 3/3 can destroy literally anything in existence that is targetable LUL
BrowneePoints: hey the slow duals are still okay
LRRbot: Riverwise Augur [3U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | When Riverwise Augur enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
SpookySpaghooti: Riversaid Oger
sheer_falacy: you know, brainstorm is the best creature in magic
SpookySpaghooti: Oger in the infinitf form
SpookySpaghooti: *infinitif
gnome_friend: You can riverwise augur WRONG?
MegaDosX: Serge is popping off!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mulligan2six: If he had a sol ring...
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
Grady: the shot LUL
sheer_falacy: Serge was unable to get his rocks off
MegaDosX: Don't be fooled by the rocks that he don't got
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kathleen commiting murder
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients deal 1 damage to itself.
SpookySpaghooti: Also why is Serge's commander sticking out of his library?
gMilk: @Ba_Dum_Tish its on color at least
Traion: Pig having some opinions?
superdude097: Sigarda's Aid
sheer_falacy: but for some reason they play more than one copy of those things
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
JokerBoney: some versions have played Red for Magnetic Theft
JokerBoney: @spookyspaghooti it's a thing that I think Olivia started doing it's just a way to have the commander out of the way but on camera and easy to locate
Pharmacistjudge: @SpookySpaghooti some commander players "float" their commander in their library like that to save space...it has no battlefield meaning
Grady: das a spicy meatball
offbeatwitch: love kathleen's keyboard :D
SpookySpaghooti: Oh thats kinda neat! Thanks folks @JokerBoney @Pharmacistjudge I just thought it was tucked in by some weird card and wasnt sure why she was face up
sheer_falacy: it's funny how Unstable is now just black border magic
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
MegaDosX: Also end step trigger?
offbeatwitch: saucy
YeetTheRich_: is that a good thing?
MegaDosX: Kathleen exiles a thing doesn't she?
sheer_falacy: can't wait for Hydradoodle in M22
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
justthorne: coukldn't her commander have attacked because it had flying too?
offbeatwitch: 'ave a proper gander
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
YeetTheRich_: meow
SpookySpaghooti: Meow!
LemonOnRye: CoolCat
gnome_friend: KITTY?
Grady: propaganda Kreygasm
Traion: MaRo has said that they use UN-sets to experiment.
SpookySpaghooti: Is that Baxter meowing furiously
virgil82: Hi Baxter!
LordZarano: Hello Baxter!
fourtoedsloth: Kathleen should have the top card of her deck exiled
BrowneePoints: if you attack serge you're going to become a cannibal corpse song....(hammer smashed face)
SpookySpaghooti: Kathleen in the void
electra310: Someone love Baxter!
gnome_friend: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." β€”Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
SpookySpaghooti: Prosper's patron took her!
offbeatwitch: a very quiet "oh" :D
LinearGif: Kathleyline of the Void
sheer_falacy: Kathleen won so they have conspired to destroy her
MegaDosX: What was it? We can't see it!
sheer_falacy: we can't hear her
MegaDosX: We also can't hear Paul
sheer_falacy: !card terminate
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
gnome_friend: COOL TECHNOLOGY
Dog_of_Myth: Cool Technology
LRRbot: Fortified Village | Land | As Fortified Village enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Forest or Plains card from your hand. If you don't, Fortified Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
thraximore: huh yeah we can't hear either of them
dalek_kosh: Serge thought it was Krosan Verge
LRRbot: Grasslands | Land | Grasslands enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}, Sacrifice Grasslands: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Grady: that fetch is doing its best!!
Veraphage: Slow, bad fetch
dalek_kosh: I love slow fetch
Easilycrazyhat: XD Mean Girls joke, yes
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
BrowneePoints: The older I get the more I realize Mean Girls is just PG Heathers
gnome_friend: Perf- ooh, OH! -ect
LRRbot: Seaside Citadel | Land | Seaside Citadel enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
gnome_friend: She sells seashells down by the seaside citadel
heartofgoldfish: ooh, the Fri Ni Pie Fight
MegaDosX: Oh no
LRRbot: Psychic Impetus [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you scry 2.
NrgSpoon: what allowed multiple land drops there?
Grady: 🐏
MaddogM: Serge with the streamer loot
TheBorzoi: It also cannot attack Serge
MegaDosX: @NrgSpoon The equipment on Sram
sheer_falacy: waiting for Goadot
NrgSpoon: thx
gnome_friend: lrrDARK lrrKATHLEEN
MegaDosX: Hi Baxter!
Taveena: waiting for goat.dek
MegaDosX: They should totally include a thumb war card in the next un-set
sheer_falacy: but Krark can't plqy that
damn_i_am_pretty: Every time Baxter meows on stream, Chat gets three mana of any color
LRRbot: Chain Reaction [2RR] | Sorcery | Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
sheer_falacy: it's still Goaded and can't hit you
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sheer_falacy: it can't
gnome_friend: Vrondiss burninates the thatched roof cottages
asthanius: One less damage then
MegaDosX: And Kathleen gets a treasure off that
sheer_falacy: so how many creatures were there
sheer_falacy: does the commander still die?
MegaDosX: Four in the end
MegaDosX: Kathleen's commander is a 1/4 I think
Dog_of_Myth: There were 5, then 4, then none
LRRbot: Warlock Class [B] | Enchantment β€” Class | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / {6}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.
damn_i_am_pretty: I love Warlock class, so nice for a nerfed blood artist
bullseye3265: wheelers commander dies to kathleen's terminate
FullOfLiesAndBees: I am the warrior
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
BrowneePoints: I just realized I'm surprised they didn't make an "eldritch blast" card for the D&D set
gnome_friend: Kathleen "Wazomph" De Vere
damn_i_am_pretty: Eldritch Blast just isn't as iconic as other D&D stuff, unfortunately
MegaDosX: End step trigger
justthorne: exile Kathleen
gnome_friend: !card magic missile
LRRbot: Magic Missile [1RR] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
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Molladia: Paper Magic, soon in person?
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laikagoat: ooooo
Grady: YES
sheer_falacy: let chaos reign
MegaDosX: Chaos Wand!
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
MegaDosX: I love Kathleen's deck
Grady: love chaos wand
dalek_kosh: the wand of chaos!!
Grady: don't see it enough
damn_i_am_pretty: Team Chaos rides again
offbeatwitch: hell yes i won a game with chaos wand in this deck
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: benginChaos
MegaDosX: The dragon deck was the one I was originally most interested in if I bought a precon (and actually had a commander group), but the Rakdos one looks amazingly fun
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Galea, Kindler of Hope [1GUW] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Knight [4/4] | Vigilance / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control."
sheer_falacy: the nice part of playing the Rakdos one is you get to play the others too
LRRbot: Canopy Vista | Land β€” Forest Plains | Canopy Vista enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LRRbot: Curse of Verbosity [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
176 raiders from AliasV have joined!
gnome_friend: Welcome raiders
Nukified: aliasLove aliasLove aliasLove
Grady: welcome raiders!
justthorne: Welcome raiders!
Serpens77: CAT ATTACK!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
offbeatwitch: hey it's the cursed planeswalker
AliasV: aliasLove aliasLove aliasLove aliasHi aliasHi aliasHi
offbeatwitch: love that guy
eeeeetsben_1wk: Aloha Raiders!!!
Gnrt: I like to call it curse of punchable face
Ba_Dum_Tish: The poor unfortunate plainswalker
Favre_the_Undead: hey raiders!
nobodez: Hello riaders
MegaDosX: More raiders!
AliasV: Hi friends! Who's winning??
SpookySpaghooti: Its an Eilidh! Hello
MegaDosX: Kathleen won game 1
Fantusta: chat is winning as always
SpookySpaghooti: @AliasV We're all winning :)
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Serpens77: aliasHi lrrHEART aliasHi lrrHEART
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss deal 1 damage to itself.
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck really is the Timmy dream
Grady: and take names?
Grady: LUL
nobodez: treasure!
noSmokeFire: "Can I use your phone for an uber?"
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
elah806: Kathleen's deck is sick, but also Kathleen is an absurdly good Magic player
BrowneePoints: the entire lrr cast is good at magic
sheer_falacy: and wand taps
Grady: yessss love me some chaos wand
SpookySpaghooti: !card progenitor sphinx
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TotallyNotaBeholder: mooostache
LRRbot: Valorous Stance [1W] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / β€’ Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.
frozenphoenix7: Theros Block Constructed all star
MegaDosX: Doing it this turn also gets Warlock Class to ping everyone at EOT
BrowneePoints: Prosper does very gross things
sheer_falacy: it's a personal howling mine
SpookySpaghooti: Is that a background Penelope?
sheer_falacy: and mana, seems very nice
gnome_friend: Hrrrnnm
BrowneePoints: as expected of a Tiefling Warlock
MegaDosX: Yeah Prosper seems very good as a Rakdos creature, let alone as a commander
MegaDosX: Card advantage and ramp, both things those colours struggle with
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
LRRbot: Apex of Power [7RRR] | Sorcery | Exile the top seven cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among them. / If this spell was cast from your hand, add ten mana of any one color.
Dog_of_Myth: OH MY
Grady: oh dear
DreadMisery: does casting a spell with the wand give her a tresure?
noSmokeFire: Ape...X!
sheer_falacy: exile them first, then choose I think
Alex_Frostfire: You exile and then pick the color.
Grady: I've never seen this card actually used in play hopefully it hits
thraximore: Marionette Master is MUCH better than it looks
LRRbot: Marionette Master [4BB] | Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/3] | Fabricate 3 / Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to Marionette Master's power.
thraximore: Especially in a treasure deck? Sheeeeeesh
LarkSachrosis: Marionette Master Closes
MegaDosX: I think Kathleen can cast both spells because of the treasure
eeeeetsben_1wk: oh lord, that card is gonna put in work with treasures
elah806: eot revel in riches?
thraximore: @eeeeetsben_1wk uh huuuuuuh
damn_i_am_pretty: yikes, the First National Bank of Exile
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
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sheer_falacy: which you just did
sheer_falacy: so it happens
noSmokeFire: oh that's SPICY
mrsarkhan: !unsubscribe servo facts
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Grady: LUL
MegaDosX: That Rakdos deck is absurd
noSmokeFire: so which creature did she cast firt?
Alex_Frostfire: It should be 3... right?
sheer_falacy: you got a treasure from her and used it to cast the other creature
Haroldholmes25: So would kathleen get a trigger for casting the second spell cause she spent a treasure?
Dog_of_Myth: The Ben Ben Serge Alliance
LackingSanity_: so that happened once already when she cast the red card, correct?
Durzo_Blint_: Why 4 counters?
Dr_Shandor: Three counters
superdude097: !card marionette master
LRRbot: Marionette Master [4BB] | Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/3] | Fabricate 3 / Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to Marionette Master's power.
MegaDosX: !card apex of power
LRRbot: Apex of Power [7RRR] | Sorcery | Exile the top seven cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among them. / If this spell was cast from your hand, add ten mana of any one color.
Radyin: If she cast the Marionette Master first, didn't she get the trigger?
stizzet: she cracked a treasure, so doesn't she get the trigger for damage?
TheBorzoi: Shouldn't Serge's Aura which was on Wheeler's commander be in the graveyard?
NrgSpoon: 4/6?
theinvisiblevoice: @TheBorzoi it did, that's a curse on kaffleen
asthanius: 4/6
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
eeeeetsben_1wk: 4/6?
Dr_Shandor: 4/6
Alex_Frostfire: Nonsquare stats are hard.
offbeatwitch: math is hard
superdude097: If she cast Master first, doesn't she deal 4 to someone for saccing the treasure?
justthorne: warlock trigger
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, you're just vibing I think
Radyin: Doesn't Kathleen nug someone for 4 damage?
nobodez: lots of triggers
TheBorzoi: @TheBorzoi @theinvisiblevoice Ah, m mistake
eeeeetsben_1wk: but how can she math when shes counting all that VALUE?
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Blue_man7: This game must be played EXACTLY!!!! Kappa
elah806: The REL has been axed
MegaDosX: Entirely fair :p
LRRbot: Utter End [2WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent.
MegaDosX: !card marionette master
LRRbot: Marionette Master [4BB] | Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/3] | Fabricate 3 / Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to Marionette Master's power.
Radyin: So, the four damage she did to cast the other creature didn't happen?
AtrusOfMyst: Ya'll are doing great, this is super fun to watch! <3
DeM0nFiRe: I am reporting this stream to Gabe Newell for not playing the game the way Nintendo intended
sheer_falacy: the lands are basically just as exiled since they can't be played
Pharmacistjudge: the exile zone is a giant space, but some cards exile but are linked to other abilities.
bullseye3265: if you can play any exiled card it would be sooooo much better!
Pharmacistjudge: and some are exiled with no links
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
Alex_Frostfire: I only care about representing counts of things correctly, not sums of things.
Durzo_Blint_: one person takes 8
Dog_of_Myth: Target
RonaldMcDownload: All cards are exiled, some are more exiled than others.
Dog_of_Myth: You all are doing great.
Pharmacistjudge: !card AWOL
LRRbot: AWOL [2W] | Instant | Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
sheer_falacy: exile zone, also known as "Well, we have to put it somewhere, I guess"
gnome_friend: !findquote zone
LRRbot: Quote #1018: "Welcome to the bone zone!" β€”Ian [2015-11-03]
Pharmacistjudge: @sheer_falacy that's more the command zone.
MegaDosX: !card utter end
LRRbot: Utter End [2WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent.
hopeofdetroit421: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: I wish the Kevin Korner was still called the Bone Zone
eeeeetsben_1wk: I cant wait for Wizards to print the Unfortunate Planeswalker from those curse cards
MegaDosX: !card chill
LRRbot: Chill [1U] | Enchantment | Red spells cost {2} more to cast.
Pharmacistjudge: command zone...it's technically where stuff like Emblems and Dungeons and stuff exist
noSmokeFire: @eeeeetsben_1wk I really want that PW to basically be a curse that you play under an opponent's control
Blue_man7: idk if it's copyrighted but they should name them Fortunato
LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature β€” Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
Veraphage: Deathertouch
eeeeetsben_1wk: Maybe he gives players an artifact called "lucky charm" that burns them on triggers or something
tmpldg: Exiletouch
LRRbot: Gruul Turf | Land | Gruul Turf enters the battlefield tapped. / When Gruul Turf enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {R}{G}.
Pharmacistjudge: Ben untapping? In this part of commander game? Localized entirely within the battlefield?
SpookySpaghooti: "this slime is so fucking swole wow"
gnome_friend: sergeScopeCreep
Taveena: Rimuru!
MegaDosX: I picture that slime just slorping over the field picking up fallen weapons
noSmokeFire: someone rolled that slime over some gear katamari style
Pharmacistjudge: what happens when an ooze enters an onsen?
SpookySpaghooti: It just grows 100 pseudopods to hold a whole deck's worth of equipment
Dog_of_Myth: Start your own kingdom?
Pharmacistjudge: does it just absorb all the hot spring water?
noSmokeFire: @Pharmacistjudge a health code violation
omdorastrix: is serge"s deck an isekai?
eeeeetsben_1wk: I feel it got the equipment from that guy it ate
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge would open a coffee shop in another world
SpookySpaghooti: @omdorastrix LRR is always an isekai when Ben is involved
TetraRay: that serge curse?
Dog_of_Myth: @Ba_Dum_Tish Perfect
Pharmacistjudge: oh wait, we have an answer to ooze in onsen...it's in Spirited Away
gnome_friend: !findquote isekai
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: What if the other world doesn't *have* coffee
gnome_friend: First Serge must invent coffee
gnome_friend: Or I guess, find the closest equivalent plant
theinvisiblevoice: is the gruul turf tapped? that was land for turn iirc
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature β€” Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
BurgerGamer: BabyRage
DoctorHoneyDew: pisssed off baby!
gnome_friend: Baby with a knife!
LRRbot: Dark-Dweller Oracle [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
theinvisiblevoice: thank's wheeler, they all lookk the same ^_^
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
nightraven949: I mean aren't all curses rude?
chaostreader: !quote dana
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." β€”Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
MegaDosX: This could backfire, but chaos!
Sibwow: are we ready for the same curse back
nightraven949: SPIN THE WHEEL
SpookySpaghooti: @chaostreader wow that Dana quote is brutal, love it
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
SpookySpaghooti: why is Serge revealing a card?
MegaDosX: Oh wow, there's so few non-permanents in Serge's deck, that's unlucky
SpookySpaghooti: nevermind I got it
Dog_of_Myth: Chaos Warp
MegaDosX: @SpookySpaghooti Chaos Warp
gnome_friend: Is it?
LRRbot: Izzet Chemister [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Wizard [1/3] | Haste / {R}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. / {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Izzet Chemister: Cast any number of cards exiled with Izzet Chemister without paying their mana costs.
SpookySpaghooti: I zoned out and forgot Warp got cast lmao
Favre_the_Undead: izzet a chemister?
gnome_friend: IS it? IS IT? I dunno - G-Money and A-Train
Blue_man7: Where's my SERVO FACTS
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LRRbot: Phantom Steed [3U] | Creature β€” Horse Illusion [4/3] | Flash / When Phantom Steed enters the battlefield, exile another target creature you control until Phantom Steed leaves the battlefield. / Whenever Phantom Steed attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
Perivale: it's Steve!
Ukon_Cairns: fake horse miasWow
Perivale: he's a phantom
Serpens77: that's the loyal mount of Phantom Steve
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MegaDosX: Oh my god
sheer_falacy: oh my
MegaDosX: That's a hell of an engine
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's spicy
Ba_Dum_Tish: I loved having this with Karmic Guide so it looped
nobodez: nice
noSmokeFire: I hope the sad robot enjoys its horsie ride
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SgtBrink: lrrSHINE
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Veraphage: A sad robot with low battery
gnome_friend: Sad robot on ghost horse
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
eeeeetsben_1wk: He put that Robot on the horse tornado!
tangojuls: Flying?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Sefris
LRRbot: Sefris of the Hidden Ways [WUB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Create Undead β€” Whenever you complete a dungeon, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
noSmokeFire: it isn't a card
LRRbot: Sefris of the Hidden Ways [WUB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Create Undead β€” Whenever you complete a dungeon, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Nenluen: it used to, yes
Blue_man7: isn't the toen exiled?
asthanius: No, because tokens aren't cards
niccus: it says "card", not "creature"
MegaDosX: These tokens aren't
redrumekki: creature cards, tokens arent cards
SpookySpaghooti: I dont think tokens ever hit the graveyard
Nenluen: token would 'hit the graveyard' and then instantly be exiled
Taveena: tokens are not cards, sadly.
superdude097: ^
eeeeetsben_1wk: I wonder if that was on oversight on WOTC's part?
gnome_friend looks at the cards
MegaDosX: These tokens don't get exiled at EOT, so Ben gets the death trigger from the sad robot token, so there's still some value there
gnome_friend: It's a little GNOME!
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
LRRbot: Minn, Wily Illusionist [1UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Gnome Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with "This creature gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control." / Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.
dalek_kosh: Oh. I kept hearing both
spiffinn: it needs to be card so it works with milling etc but then it doesn't work with tokens
FullOfLiesAndBees: I love that card for the art alone.
MegaDosX: Illusion tribal seems neat
Sogheim: horse makes sad robot illusions each turn, uh oh
LRRbot: Component Pouch [3] | Artifact | {T}, Remove a component counter from Component Pouch: Add two mana of different colors. / {T}: Roll a d20. / 1β€”9 | Put a component counter on Component Pouch. / 10β€”20 | Put two component counters on Component Pouch.
gnome_friend: Ben is a marsupial
Dog_of_Myth: Pouch Bros
WanderingOmen: oh snap wily and steed synergy
asthanius: hey man you got legs?
DoctorHoneyDew: mice pouch bro!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
eeeeetsben_1wk: is that illusion a tiny owlbear!?!
Dog_of_Myth: @eeeeetsben_1wk Yes.
gnome_friend: @eeeeetsben_1wk it is! So cute!
eeeeetsben_1wk: My heart lrrSHINE it skipped a beat at all the cute!
chaostreader: If Ben has a permanent with mana value 3 or less he can put it on the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: @eeeeetsben_1wk I was wrong, It's an bear
Dog_of_Myth: Found a better image on google.
gnome_friend: On scryfall it's an owlbear
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Dog_of_Myth: Ooooh I thought you were talking about the illusion that Minn is riding. My bad.
eeeeetsben_1wk: to be fair, there are a lot of illusions on the board state art-wise, but yes, i meant the token
Dog_of_Myth: I got confuddled
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, there's an illusory intellect devourer on her card also, which is... terrifying
gnome_friend: Let's see if we get a gnome quote that isn't from spud
eeeeetsben_1wk: @Dog_of_Myth confuddled about the boardstate of a commander game? unheard of! lol, i have been able to follow half of whats going on at any given point
gnome_friend: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1544: "I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his lrrEFF ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent." β€”Graham [2015-03-27]
gnome_friend: nope
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:26:45.
KeytarCat: My god, the gnomes
sporkraptor: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:20.
obijam_: as the serge turns
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft β€” Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
Ouzora: niiiice
Perivale: Serge seems very excited by making a huge slime
sporkraptor: huuuubriiiissss
WitchyTQ: what a suck up my goodness
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Well that's an enormous problem
eeeeetsben_1wk: oh gawd! the hammers coming down!
Perivale: uh oh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Durzo_Blint_: hello TQ
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hammer SLIME?
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is now a large problem
Veraphage: Deathcrunch
MegaDosX: With trample
Taveena: Snake Ooze Ooze?
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun booooooo
Perivale: MULTI-Deathtouch
Ouzora: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: The 2nd deathtouch is what really gets you
MegaDosX: WOW
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DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben, that was just pandering. Take 14.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
62MGcobra: ha
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW
vellebastet: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Boom, roasted
MegaDosX: Welp, can't attack anyone now Serge, them's the rules
lirazel64: lrrWOW
TheBorzoi: Roll a D3 to decide?
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Ouzora: LOL
obionedrop: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Kyir: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
eeeeetsben_1wk: Nice play Ben!
mrsarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart
sporkraptor: XD daaaaaaaamn
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
vellebastet: BEN
KeytarCat: CALLED IT
heartofgoldfish: gamer move!
BurgerGamer: LUL
vellebastet: NICE
Grady: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatClap
obionedrop: gg Ben!
MegaDosX: Ben with the mind games
sporkraptor: that's going in the highlights
Ouzora: i tried that with my group...it did not work
WitchyTQ: oh you thanks dog tqsHug
sporkraptor: but wait there's more!
62MGcobra: o7 scooze
Ouzora: yessss
eeeeetsben_1wk: tell me someone got a clip of all taht
DiscordianTokkan: OOooooHHHHH
LRRbot: Fleecemane Lion [GW] | Creature β€” Cat [3/3] | {3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. / As long as Fleecemane Lion is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.
Durzo_Blint_: 🀒
Ouzora: i forgot how fun that card is
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a problem
MegaDosX: Do you though?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Just indestructible? What kind of trash card would that be?
darkinfinite888: now I have monarch by mtgremy on my mind
62MGcobra: serge IS the archenemy!!!
vellebastet: Oofa and/or doofa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Scope creep
gnome_friend: sergeScopeCreep
sporkraptor: nooooo
Easilycrazyhat: RIP?
Serpens77: F?
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
laikagoat: fionaVoid
TheBorzoi: Uh oh
AngelicKnighthood: f?
sheer_falacy: :(
nobodez: f
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welp ben is going
Veraphage: panicBasket
rosesmcgee: Not like this
niccus: strem
Beleqwaya: lrrFINE
62MGcobra: lrrHERE
lirazel64: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, it's not just mine
SpookySpaghooti: "I accept it"
AngelicKnighthood: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
obionedrop: lrrFINE
Perivale: F
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE zeldaFine
nobodez: lrrFINE
13Ghost13: panicBasket
patbaer: lrrFINE
damn_i_am_pretty: Hey, somebody go outside and give the internet a kick
sporkraptor: Wheeler was so scared he nuked the entire stream
Veraphage: duDudu
plastipaws: capgroNerves
Favre_the_Undead: lrrFINE
thraximore: wheelerMuldr
Ouzora: F
mrsarkhan: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
virgil82: Better call lrrPAUL
Khalahd: Oh my. lrrFINE
lirazel64: welp
62MGcobra: rolled a 1
LinearGif: NotLikeThis
SeismicLawns: uh
Durzo_Blint_: it was back for a second
drcthulu: panicBasket
fritobandeeto: barbGOY barbGOY barbGOY barbGOY
t7112: who ya gonna call?
Durzo_Blint_: now it's frozen
sporkraptor: lrrFINE
Dish_KP: "Uhh, I'm going....." /runs over and pulls the plug.
nkcola: Pacience
vellebastet: Um..?
lirazel64: Twitch....
Dish_KP: ^^
Ouzora: lrrFINE
Zephyr256k: Fleecemane lion knocked the server over didn't it.
5fivecents: Bye guys
vellebastet: Oh, okay. Not just me
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW
MaddogM: stream couldn't handle fleecemane lion?
eeeeetsben_1wk: Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion of Kittenball Z
5fivecents: Stasis is banned
fritobandeeto: barbTURTLE barbAwk barbTURTLE barbAwk barbTURTLE barbAwk
damn_i_am_pretty: yeah, down signal for all atm
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Khalahd: lrrFINE
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NotCainNorAbel: um...twitch you messed up way more than usual here.
ThingsOnMyStream: One sec
gnome_friend: This is why he's Paul
lirazel64 casts LRR from exile
5fivecents: Stacks
SpookySpaghooti: Paul multiclassed into Technomancer for this reason
ThingsOnMyStream: Really windows? Now you need to update. :(
Beleqwaya: Ok, Chat ends its turn. The Stream phases back in.
gnome_friend: Oh no
Ba_Dum_Tish: Windows does as it pleases
sporkraptor: XD yeah, it's like it *waits* for you to be doing something important...
stavingewart: rip
stavingewart: what happened to the stream?
Radyin: WIndows Update happened.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah. Windows decided to claw-hammer an update in for me this morning. Despite "Oh, we won't download unless you say so"
5fivecents: Teferri’s protection
serramarkov: But I'm a Mac!
Dog_of_Myth: Paul's computer saw that the Lion powered up and said "I want to do that too"
MegaDosX: Windows pls
sporkraptor: big indestructible monstrous cat happened
5fivecents: Them not you
Fruan: Oh boy. I hope this isn't one of those Windows Updates that messes up the audio settings. Those are the worst.
sporkraptor: twitch got scared and shorted the stream
serramarkov: I hate Windows
stavingewart: that sucks
Dog_of_Myth: SIdenote, I may have to pick up one or two of these decks. They seem sweet.
eeeeetsben_1wk: Maybe they banned the stream for swears spewing from voltron kitty?
sporkraptor: so, how's the weather where you're at, chat?
sporkraptor: up here in Seattle it's nasty hot, with a smoke haze. :P
Ritaspirithntr: @sporkraptor too hot
thegitrogsquirrel: warm
damn_i_am_pretty: it is I, John Q Windows, here to update you (swings at computer with hammer)
everybody1982: It raining
Ritaspirithntr: Lucky
rosesmcgee: @sporkraptor Hey neighbor, it sure does suck
sporkraptor: @everybody1982 I will happily take all your rain pls o_____o
fritobandeeto: PowerUpL barbTURTLE PowerUpR
damn_i_am_pretty: smokey haze all day here
lirazel64: Finally cool enough to sleep well.
Dog_of_Myth: Hot and humid here in Indiana...
eeeeetsben_1wk: melted into a sentient puddle three days ago
thegitrogsquirrel: would like the rain here too plz
eeeeetsben_1wk: in New Hampshire
everybody1982: @sporkraptor Gladly give it away. It almost flooded here
rosesmcgee: I left the southwest to get away from the heat and drought.
sporkraptor: @everybody1982 yeah, I've heard there's some bad flooding happening in some places... meanwhile we're having the first drought in... ever?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm hoping it will actually cool off here tonight. It rained for all of, like, 3 minutes when a thunder storm swept through, so it just maxed out the humidity without dropping the temp
Juliamon: It's warm but not unreasonably so in NH... considering basically all of July was a steady rainstorm while the rest of the country roasted
sporkraptor: makes me miss living in Humboldt County, CA, which rarely gets above 70 or below 60, at any time in the year...
eeeeetsben_1wk: @Juliamon Yeah but its the humidity that gets to me
DiscordianTokkan: That sounds perfect
lirazel64: @juliamon It was unreasonable here in the Boston area.
Ritaspirithntr: @juliamon hey! Don’t hog all the rain!
Durzo_Blint_: all July in MA was thunderstorms, heat, and humidity
Juliamon: Oh yeah the humidity sucks ass for sure (I'm surrounded by a pond tho so I'm used to it)
Durzo_Blint_: this summer has sucked
lirazel64: 96 f, real feels 103
Durzo_Blint_: there's been like 3 good days
sporkraptor: the national weather service forecast page is down too XD
rosesmcgee: we're just glad we have AC, a lot in the PNW are not so lucky
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I am also in Boston area. Heat and humidity has been bad
Radyin: There are a surprising number of fellow New Englanders in chat tonight.
sporkraptor: oh, it was down, it's back up now... and we're back to chance of showers Monday. :/
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
DiscordianTokkan: (checks F conversion) It's 74 here, at 10:43pm, feels like 91
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
damn_i_am_pretty: yay!
lemmel: lrrSIG
MurphEP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
mrsarkhan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Styxseus: \o/
obionedrop: lrrSIG
sporkraptor: lrrSIG
eeeeetsben_1wk: I felt closer to the LRR crew last month as it rained every day, I felt like it was the Pacific Northwest
theamc2000: \o/
RainyMint: lrrSIG
eeeeetsben_1wk: It LIVES!!!
Juliamon: I am adapted to breathing humid air, it almost makes up for being coldblooded
AngelicKnighthood: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SgtBrink: lrrSIG
sporkraptor: woop! hold onto your butts! :D
electra310: Yaaaay!
sporkraptor: hi! :D
stavingewart: aw man. I wish I was getting rain out here in the prairies. It's been weeks!!
theamc2000: rip internet
MegaDosX: We back!
LRRbot: Klauth's Will [XRRG] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both. / β€’ Breathe Flame β€” Klauth's Will deals X damage to each creature without flying. / β€’ Smash Relics β€” Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments.
sporkraptor: when we last left our intrepid adventurers
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MurphEP: I really like the new animated LRR emotes - first time seeing them
electra310: ooooh nooo
sporkraptor: dragon goes *fwoosh*
eeeeetsben_1wk: so brutal
sporkraptor: fwooooooosh
LoadingReadyRun: oh anyone remember what everyone's commander tax is?
benjamin_wheeler: @LoadingReadyRun ive cast my commander twice, everyone else at 1
MegaDosX: Goozled!
DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun Wheeler Kathleen 4, Ben Serge 2 as of teh time the stream went down
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
DeM0nFiRe: (according to overlay at the end of the vod)
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL