LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft β€” Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
Ouzora: niiiice
Perivale: Serge seems very excited by making a huge slime
sporkraptor: huuuubriiiissss
WitchyTQ: what a suck up my goodness
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Well that's an enormous problem
eeeeetsben_1wk: oh gawd! the hammers coming down!
Perivale: uh oh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Durzo_Blint_: hello TQ
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hammer SLIME?
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is now a large problem
Veraphage: Deathcrunch
MegaDosX: With trample
Taveena: Snake Ooze Ooze?
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun booooooo
Perivale: MULTI-Deathtouch
Ouzora: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: The 2nd deathtouch is what really gets you
MegaDosX: WOW
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DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben, that was just pandering. Take 14.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
62MGcobra: ha
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW
vellebastet: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Boom, roasted
MegaDosX: Welp, can't attack anyone now Serge, them's the rules
lirazel64: lrrWOW
TheBorzoi: Roll a D3 to decide?
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Ouzora: LOL
obionedrop: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Kyir: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
eeeeetsben_1wk: Nice play Ben!
mrsarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart
sporkraptor: XD daaaaaaaamn
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
vellebastet: BEN
KeytarCat: CALLED IT
heartofgoldfish: gamer move!
BurgerGamer: LUL
vellebastet: NICE
Grady: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatClap
obionedrop: gg Ben!
MegaDosX: Ben with the mind games
sporkraptor: that's going in the highlights
Ouzora: i tried that with my group...it did not work
WitchyTQ: oh you thanks dog tqsHug
sporkraptor: but wait there's more!
62MGcobra: o7 scooze
Ouzora: yessss
eeeeetsben_1wk: tell me someone got a clip of all taht
DiscordianTokkan: OOooooHHHHH
LRRbot: Fleecemane Lion [GW] | Creature β€” Cat [3/3] | {3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. / As long as Fleecemane Lion is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.
Durzo_Blint_: 🀒
Ouzora: i forgot how fun that card is
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a problem
MegaDosX: Do you though?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Just indestructible? What kind of trash card would that be?
darkinfinite888: now I have monarch by mtgremy on my mind
62MGcobra: serge IS the archenemy!!!
vellebastet: Oofa and/or doofa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Scope creep
gnome_friend: sergeScopeCreep
sporkraptor: nooooo
Easilycrazyhat: RIP?
Serpens77: F?
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
laikagoat: fionaVoid
TheBorzoi: Uh oh
AngelicKnighthood: f?
sheer_falacy: :(
nobodez: f
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welp ben is going
Veraphage: panicBasket
rosesmcgee: Not like this
niccus: strem
Beleqwaya: lrrFINE
62MGcobra: lrrHERE
lirazel64: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, it's not just mine
SpookySpaghooti: "I accept it"
AngelicKnighthood: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
obionedrop: lrrFINE
Perivale: F
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE zeldaFine
nobodez: lrrFINE
13Ghost13: panicBasket
patbaer: lrrFINE
damn_i_am_pretty: Hey, somebody go outside and give the internet a kick
sporkraptor: Wheeler was so scared he nuked the entire stream
Veraphage: duDudu
plastipaws: capgroNerves
Favre_the_Undead: lrrFINE
thraximore: wheelerMuldr
Ouzora: F
mrsarkhan: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
virgil82: Better call lrrPAUL
Khalahd: Oh my. lrrFINE
lirazel64: welp
62MGcobra: rolled a 1
LinearGif: NotLikeThis
SeismicLawns: uh
Durzo_Blint_: it was back for a second
drcthulu: panicBasket
fritobandeeto: barbGOY barbGOY barbGOY barbGOY
t7112: who ya gonna call?
Durzo_Blint_: now it's frozen
sporkraptor: lrrFINE
Dish_KP: "Uhh, I'm going....." /runs over and pulls the plug.
nkcola: Pacience
vellebastet: Um..?
lirazel64: Twitch....
Dish_KP: ^^
Ouzora: lrrFINE
Zephyr256k: Fleecemane lion knocked the server over didn't it.
5fivecents: Bye guys
vellebastet: Oh, okay. Not just me
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW
MaddogM: stream couldn't handle fleecemane lion?
eeeeetsben_1wk: Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion of Kittenball Z
5fivecents: Stasis is banned
fritobandeeto: barbTURTLE barbAwk barbTURTLE barbAwk barbTURTLE barbAwk
damn_i_am_pretty: yeah, down signal for all atm
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NotCainNorAbel: um...twitch you messed up way more than usual here.
ThingsOnMyStream: One sec
gnome_friend: This is why he's Paul
lirazel64 casts LRR from exile
5fivecents: Stacks
SpookySpaghooti: Paul multiclassed into Technomancer for this reason
ThingsOnMyStream: Really windows? Now you need to update. :(
Beleqwaya: Ok, Chat ends its turn. The Stream phases back in.
gnome_friend: Oh no
Ba_Dum_Tish: Windows does as it pleases
sporkraptor: XD yeah, it's like it *waits* for you to be doing something important...
stavingewart: rip
stavingewart: what happened to the stream?
Radyin: WIndows Update happened.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah. Windows decided to claw-hammer an update in for me this morning. Despite "Oh, we won't download unless you say so"
5fivecents: Teferri’s protection
serramarkov: But I'm a Mac!
Dog_of_Myth: Paul's computer saw that the Lion powered up and said "I want to do that too"
MegaDosX: Windows pls
sporkraptor: big indestructible monstrous cat happened
5fivecents: Them not you
Fruan: Oh boy. I hope this isn't one of those Windows Updates that messes up the audio settings. Those are the worst.
sporkraptor: twitch got scared and shorted the stream
serramarkov: I hate Windows
stavingewart: that sucks
Dog_of_Myth: SIdenote, I may have to pick up one or two of these decks. They seem sweet.
eeeeetsben_1wk: Maybe they banned the stream for swears spewing from voltron kitty?
sporkraptor: so, how's the weather where you're at, chat?
sporkraptor: up here in Seattle it's nasty hot, with a smoke haze. :P
Ritaspirithntr: @sporkraptor too hot
thegitrogsquirrel: warm
damn_i_am_pretty: it is I, John Q Windows, here to update you (swings at computer with hammer)
everybody1982: It raining
Ritaspirithntr: Lucky
rosesmcgee: @sporkraptor Hey neighbor, it sure does suck
sporkraptor: @everybody1982 I will happily take all your rain pls o_____o
fritobandeeto: PowerUpL barbTURTLE PowerUpR
damn_i_am_pretty: smokey haze all day here
lirazel64: Finally cool enough to sleep well.
Dog_of_Myth: Hot and humid here in Indiana...
eeeeetsben_1wk: melted into a sentient puddle three days ago
thegitrogsquirrel: would like the rain here too plz
eeeeetsben_1wk: in New Hampshire
everybody1982: @sporkraptor Gladly give it away. It almost flooded here
rosesmcgee: I left the southwest to get away from the heat and drought.
sporkraptor: @everybody1982 yeah, I've heard there's some bad flooding happening in some places... meanwhile we're having the first drought in... ever?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm hoping it will actually cool off here tonight. It rained for all of, like, 3 minutes when a thunder storm swept through, so it just maxed out the humidity without dropping the temp
Juliamon: It's warm but not unreasonably so in NH... considering basically all of July was a steady rainstorm while the rest of the country roasted
sporkraptor: makes me miss living in Humboldt County, CA, which rarely gets above 70 or below 60, at any time in the year...
eeeeetsben_1wk: @Juliamon Yeah but its the humidity that gets to me
DiscordianTokkan: That sounds perfect
lirazel64: @juliamon It was unreasonable here in the Boston area.
Ritaspirithntr: @juliamon hey! Don’t hog all the rain!
Durzo_Blint_: all July in MA was thunderstorms, heat, and humidity
Juliamon: Oh yeah the humidity sucks ass for sure (I'm surrounded by a pond tho so I'm used to it)
Durzo_Blint_: this summer has sucked
lirazel64: 96 f, real feels 103
Durzo_Blint_: there's been like 3 good days
sporkraptor: the national weather service forecast page is down too XD
rosesmcgee: we're just glad we have AC, a lot in the PNW are not so lucky
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I am also in Boston area. Heat and humidity has been bad
Radyin: There are a surprising number of fellow New Englanders in chat tonight.
sporkraptor: oh, it was down, it's back up now... and we're back to chance of showers Monday. :/
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
DiscordianTokkan: (checks F conversion) It's 74 here, at 10:43pm, feels like 91
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
damn_i_am_pretty: yay!
lemmel: lrrSIG
MurphEP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
mrsarkhan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Styxseus: \o/
obionedrop: lrrSIG
sporkraptor: lrrSIG
eeeeetsben_1wk: I felt closer to the LRR crew last month as it rained every day, I felt like it was the Pacific Northwest
theamc2000: \o/
RainyMint: lrrSIG
eeeeetsben_1wk: It LIVES!!!
Juliamon: I am adapted to breathing humid air, it almost makes up for being coldblooded
AngelicKnighthood: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SgtBrink: lrrSIG
sporkraptor: woop! hold onto your butts! :D
electra310: Yaaaay!
sporkraptor: hi! :D
stavingewart: aw man. I wish I was getting rain out here in the prairies. It's been weeks!!
theamc2000: rip internet
MegaDosX: We back!
LRRbot: Klauth's Will [XRRG] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both. / β€’ Breathe Flame β€” Klauth's Will deals X damage to each creature without flying. / β€’ Smash Relics β€” Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments.
sporkraptor: when we last left our intrepid adventurers
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MurphEP: I really like the new animated LRR emotes - first time seeing them
electra310: ooooh nooo
sporkraptor: dragon goes *fwoosh*
eeeeetsben_1wk: so brutal
sporkraptor: fwooooooosh
LoadingReadyRun: oh anyone remember what everyone's commander tax is?
benjamin_wheeler: @LoadingReadyRun ive cast my commander twice, everyone else at 1
MegaDosX: Goozled!
DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun Wheeler Kathleen 4, Ben Serge 2 as of teh time the stream went down
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
DeM0nFiRe: (according to overlay at the end of the vod)
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
damn_i_am_pretty: cheer404 Paul is great bits
MegaDosX: Imagine if Wheeler still had that enchantment that Ben blew up
LRRbot: Disrupt Decorum [2RR] | Sorcery | Goad all creatures you don't control.
MegaDosX: Baxter is such a loud cat
LRRbot: Radiant Solar [5W] | Creature β€” Angel [3/6] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Radiant Solar or another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, venture into the dungeon. / {W}, Discard Radiant Solar: Venture into the dungeon and you gain 3 life.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Baxter has demands
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I appreciate the support, but it makes me very mad that it keeps randomly happening
Pywodwagon: That plus sefris can get you through the entire tomb of annihilation every turn
niccus: venture from solar -> commander?
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MegaDosX: Then venture again
MegaDosX: Solar triggers
MegaDosX: I can't emphasise enough how much I love Paul's dungeon effects
99dcwolf: Heyo! How's everyone doing?
LRRbot: Sword of Hours [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, roll a d12. If the result is greater than the damage dealt or the result is 12, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature. / Equip {2}
eeeeetsben_1wk: cheer300 Thank you Paul for saving the stream!
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
ElektroTal: i love these precons a lot
99dcwolf: Serge, have you tried shenanigans with Auratog + Rancor?
thebaconator1902: does the overlay say that galea is jeskai?
Easilycrazyhat: Serge clearly bumped the table lrrBEEJ
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - All the love and all the bits for Paul.
LRRbot: Shivan Hellkite [5RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying / {1}{R}: Shivan Hellkite deals 1 damage to any target.
thebaconator1902: shivam's here?
theamc2000: maybe
99dcwolf: Shivam's Hellkite?
MegaDosX: Holy shit
dividesBy0: How can you say that about Shivam's kite?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Orpheus
DiscordianTokkan: Orpheus
ironeyes52: What card did Serge mean when he said "exploroscope" or something like that?
ElektroTal: wait
MegaDosX: Orpheus went looking for Eurydice
ElektroTal: what kite?
damn_i_am_pretty: Shivan
dividesBy0: The hell kite. The kite from hell belonging specifically to Shivan
Durzo_Blint_: math is for blockers Serge
thebaconator1902: yes that kite. Shivan's kite
Ouzora: @ironeyes52 explorer's scope is one of the artifacts on his lion :]
99dcwolf: The Red player, doing math? :p
damn_i_am_pretty: Shiv has very good winds for flying all sorts of kites
ironeyes52: @Ouzora TY!
affinityartifacts: <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maow
Ouzora: @affinityartifacts omg i love your username <3
MegaDosX: Oh boy, Olivia's here too?
BrowneePoints: Omg is that Olivia Swolbert-Hicks in chat!?
99dcwolf: Hi Olivia!!!
affinityartifacts: #party amirite @MegaDosX
MajorFrostbyte: Baxter want to play swap, swap, concede
Juliamon: Commander brings all the big names to the yard
eeeeetsben_1wk: Olivia's handle is fitting for what serge is doing
MegaDosX: @affinityartifacts So many cool people in chat and on stream!
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrAWESOME
affinityartifacts: @Juliamon i may or may not be streaming commander on my channel too lmao
benjamin_wheeler: @ElektroTal Urza's Saga all-star, Shivan Hellkite
serramarkov: But, Kathleen, he loves you and is hoping you'll introduce him to something called... food.
LRRbot: Underdark Rift | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Exile Underdark Rift: Roll a d10. Put target artifact, creature, or planeswalker into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result. Activate only as a sorcery.
affinityartifacts: @benjamin_wheeler b o o m p i l e
laikagoat: yes
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: FWIW, he can return it to the command zone
Ouzora: yep
Taveena: yeah, replacement effect.
BrowneePoints: yes
laikagoat: time to dance
Ouzora: any time it changes zones
F1SHOR: I said this... "we" said this
LRRbot: Danse Macabre [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature. Roll a d20 and add the toughness of the creature you sacrificed this way. / 1β€”14 | Return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. / 15+ | Return up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way to the battlefield under your control.
BrowneePoints: Macabre Waltz
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nice play Kathleen
asthanius: !card Macabre Waltz
LRRbot: Macabre Waltz [1B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card.
ElektroTal: look at that olivia bomb
MegaDosX: Oh that's a sick play
MurphEP: Goes by Dansiel Macabre now
Durzo_Blint_: Dance Macabre is also a great song by Ghost
benjamin_wheeler: @affinityartifacts PLEASE
Ouzora: I always get it confused with Macabre Waltz
laikagoat: @Durzo_Blint_ i put it on in anticipation of the casting :P
damn_i_am_pretty: lots of people dancing in their graves
spiffinn: spelled with an s interestingly
affinityartifacts: @benjamin_wheeler i'll record some boompiles for you
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap
LRRbot: Shivan Hellkite [5RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying / {1}{R}: Shivan Hellkite deals 1 damage to any target.
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatCHOICE
MegaDosX: And Kathleen can use the treasures to make the lion monstrous!
Ouzora: oh those tokens are super cool
LRRbot: Fleecemane Lion [GW] | Creature β€” Cat [3/3] | {3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. / As long as Fleecemane Lion is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.
objectivefailure: I miss the original Shivan Hellkite art.
Dog_of_Myth: @Ouzora Those are Infinitokens
Ouzora: @Dog_of_Myth thanks fror dropping the name. Imma go look for em online ^^
ElektroTal: @affinityartifacts that sounds salacious
Ouzora: I missed it; was the fleecemane targeted?
damn_i_am_pretty: everyday venturin'
sheer_falacy: sacrificed
MegaDosX: @Ouzora Yeah Kathleen reanimated the lion
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
Ouzora: @MegaDosX ahh oki. thanks!
MegaDosX: Trigger trigger trigger
99dcwolf: Now that Ulmer made the reference: The pastor at my church looks like Ned Flanders, ha ha
DiscordianTokkan: @Ouzora Fleecemane was sacrified, and then targetted from the graveyard
benjamin_wheeler: @affinityartifacts oh please yes
99dcwolf: Glasses, the mustache
benjamin_wheeler: god bless
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damn_i_am_pretty: Sefris, Venture Capitalist
Dog_of_Myth: I had to do it.... :p
LRRbot: Ashen Rider [4WWBB] | Creature β€” Archon [5/5] | Flying / When Ashen Rider enters the battlefield or dies, exile target permanent.
MegaDosX: I remember that came up a couple of times in the PPR
spiffinn: is solar on nontoken?
MegaDosX: @spiffinn It is
spiffinn: ok good lol
LRRbot: Galea, Kindler of Hope [1GUW] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Knight [4/4] | Vigilance / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control."
MegaDosX: I like how all four decks have had the opportunity to pop off so far this stream
sheer_falacy: isn't it the back of the other dungeon
damn_i_am_pretty: need that skeleton bone rattle .wav when they come into play
LRRbot: Colossal Majesty [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Garruk's Uprising is messed up
MegaDosX: Particularly with the big bois getting trample
LRRbot: Thunderbreak Regent [2RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a Dragon you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, Thunderbreak Regent deals 3 damage to that player.
MegaDosX: That one's coming to Arena!
Dog_of_Myth: I miss that dragon. So much fun
ZackTheCatKing: I see Wheeler is a dragon lord
damn_i_am_pretty: everybody so anger
Dog_of_Myth: Yes? :p
MegaDosX: Wheeler's whole board angery
benjamin_wheeler: I think tjh
benjamin_wheeler: This is the 5th Dragon deck in a row I've played on FNPF
SK__Ren: I love this card
LRRbot: You Find Some Prisoners [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Break Their Chains β€” Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Interrogate Them β€” Exile the top three cards of target opponent's library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.
LRRbot: Indomitable Might [3G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / Enchanted creature's controller may have it assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
99dcwolf: *Throws Pokeball at Wheeler*
JaymicUnyielding: @benjamin_wheeler Well, you are the premier Dragon Dad of the format.
MegaDosX: Oh that's potentially terrifying in the dragon deck
LRRbot: Fleecemane Lion [GW] | Creature β€” Cat [3/3] | {3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. / As long as Fleecemane Lion is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.
Ouzora: I never realized how good it was when it was first in standard
MegaDosX: It's a 6/6 with the aura
damn_i_am_pretty: build your own Baxter
MegaDosX: Oh wait, +3/+3, good lord
MegaDosX: It's a functionally unblockable indestructible 7/7
99dcwolf: I keep forgetting: Baxter is the Maine Coon, correct?
DiscordianTokkan: 2 treasures, you can just ping Serge with the Hellkite
spiffinn: super trample is p good on indestructible
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MegaDosX: Welp
Ouzora: awwwww
Perivale: Kathleen chose violence
sporkraptor: one down!
DeM0nFiRe: o7 lrrSERGE
DiscordianTokkan: sergeGift sergeGift
lirazel64: Serge gets dinner.
iboltmyself: sαΊ»geeee
Ouzora: i was about to say haha
DeM0nFiRe: "I'm sorry that you killed me"
Darleysam: *dies* "GOTTEM!"
Veraphage: "I'm sorry my death inconvenienced you."
MegaDosX: Now I want to make a wizard with a component couch
Ouzora: Component Couch should be in the next un-set LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
resistentialism: booo
BurgerGamer: @affinityartifacts Thanks for the gift sub!
goombalax: F+
asthanius: becky with the big board
JCMaxw3ll: serge seems to be a bit behind on this board
Ouzora: "You find a food token in the cushion. it has infect"
XyZiron: What surface are you guys playing on?
LRRbot: Victimize [2B] | Sorcery | Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.
XyZiron: It doesn't look like a playmat
Tiber727: All the components are in one of those armrests that open up.
benjamin_wheeler: @XyZiron playmat + desk
MegaDosX: I assume the Solar should be untapped?
lirazel64: @ouzora Well said.
DiscordianTokkan: Many Triggers, Left Beef
im_da_real_groot: SO Serge is The premier lands Player of the format with his ample amount of lands? LUL Kappa
Ouzora: I also want to point out it looks like Ming and Ashen rider are quarreling
99dcwolf: @im_da_real_groot He's got...VAST tracks of land
99dcwolf: *tracts
thebaconator1902: serge we have the technology
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ZackTheCatKing: Serge, even though you didn't win the game, what do you think of your precon?
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
Veraphage: lrrHORN
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
im_da_real_groot: @im_da_real_groot Quick all we need to do is slip Serge a Fastbond LUL Kappa
sheer_falacy: every creature he doesn't control is a big dragon
99dcwolf: A lot of cardboard
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
lirazel64: Cardboard army.
solarsheeptoken: lrrAWESOME
sheer_falacy: that dragon now goes to Wheeler's graveyard, right?
MegaDosX: Oh boy, double triggers in the Tomb
LRRbot: Hama Pashar, Ruin Seeker [1WU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time.
goombalax: you only get one sefris trigger per turn
spiffinn: that wasn't sefris
damn_i_am_pretty: !radiant solar
ContingentCat: oh wow a paper fight still in action when I get home from work
MegaDosX: I think most of Ben's venture triggers have been from that Solar, yeah
damn_i_am_pretty: !card radiant solar
LRRbot: Radiant Solar [5W] | Creature β€” Angel [3/6] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Radiant Solar or another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, venture into the dungeon. / {W}, Discard Radiant Solar: Venture into the dungeon and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Crucible of the Spirit Dragon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on Crucible of the Spirit Dragon. / {T}, Remove X storage counters from Crucible of the Spirit Dragon: Add X mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons.
AntiSnowman: "Oh, you're the bad one." -Billy Irish
thebaconator1902: where's crucible of woooorld
LRRbot: Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Barbarian [5/4] | Enrage β€” Whenever Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this creature deals damage, sacrifice it." / Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss deal 1 damage to itself.
88 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
sarahtheanimetomboy: breyaBust breyaChut
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
MegaDosX: Raiders!
ArgentumFlare: I equip my time wizard to my baby dwagon
MrOrion24: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
eeeeetsben_1wk: breyaBust breyaChut
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut breyaChut
LRRbot: Bucknard's Everfull Purse [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of Bucknard's Everfull Purse.
im_da_real_groot: How many dungeons is a player allowed to have for their commander deck??
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RonaldMcDownload: @im_da_real_groot all of them
iboltmyself: I want to play paper commander so bad but it's impossible because of my time zone BibleThump
damn_i_am_pretty: @im_da_real_groot the three dungeons everyone is allowed to have, but you can only enter one at a time
MegaDosX: That sounds so much fun
LRRbot: Wild-Magic Sorcerer [3R] | Creature β€” Orc Shaman [4/3] | The first spell you cast from exile each turn has cascade.
NovaLynxTra: I play commander on discord @iboltmyself
LRRbot: Fiend of the Shadows [3BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Fiend of the Shadows deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles a card from their hand. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / Sacrifice a Human: Regenerate Fiend of the Shadows.
MegaDosX: "Go ahead Wheeler, Ben we're gonna skip your turn lmao" - Kathleen, probably
code1300: Don’t forget Kathleen has a rebound card in grave
LRRbot: Arcane Endeavor [5UU] | Sorcery | Roll two d8 and choose one result. Draw cards equal to that result. Then you may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to the other result from your hand without paying its mana cost.
sheer_falacy: who gets the pouch
code1300: Or was that last gamr
im_da_real_groot: Do Dungeons work in Highlander???
spiffinn: no i think we have the retrace card
chaostreader: @im_da_real_groot yes.
MegaDosX: Basically Into the Story but without the cost reduction
InfiniTokens: Hey friends!
LRRbot: Nihiloor [2WUB] | Legendary Creature β€” Horror [3/5] | When Nihiloor enters the battlefield, for each opponent, tap up to one untapped creature you control. When you do, gain control of target creature that player controls with power less than or equal to the tapped creature's power for as long as you control Nihiloor. / Whenever you attack with a creature an opponent owns, you gain 2 life and that player loses 2 life.
asthanius: Ah, Swedish Chef
affinityartifacts: what about long long man
ElektroTal: nihiloor, fahiloor, wherever you aaahiloor
goombalax: lolol
grendel_original: Ben finish the dungeon!
MegaDosX: Shivam pls :p
InfiniTokens: How about one-and-a-half-man>
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Achievement get!
affinityartifacts: nice work Ben
lemmel: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Delved the Cycle!
FenrisSchafer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
resistentialism: make that legendary token twice
obionedrop: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BurgerGamer: double atropal, and then one dies to legend rule
AntiSnowman: PogChamp
ElektroTal: if you get a pair of atrophals you earn an atrophe
RonaldMcDownload: lrrSIG lrrBEN lrrSIG
MegaDosX: Just need a Sakashima
Darleysam: atropol pointing at atropol
RonaldMcDownload: @ElektroTal Boo
VazSun: sefris trigger?
ContingentCat: FBtouchown
damn_i_am_pretty: Double your atropols with this Mirror Gallery
chaostreader: Create Undead trigger
InfiniTokens: @ElektroTal Would that be a cat-atrophe?
ElektroTal: double your pleasure, double your fun, that's the statement of a great mint with atrophal gum
MegaDosX: "Wait weren't you just here?" - Acererak, probably
LRRbot: Chittering Witch [3B] | Creature β€” Human Warlock [2/2] | When Chittering Witch enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 black Rat creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’2 until end of turn.
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaLookAtMyRat
InfiniTokens: <3
rosesmcgee: he's wearing a leisure suit and a big medallion
Darleysam: something something "lockdown hasn't been kind to TQ"
Veraphage: Look at this rat πŸ€ Every time I do it makes me laugh
ElektroTal: that's a rat that works for charles entertainment cheese, that is
nobodez: gg
MegaDosX: !card necromantic selection
LRRbot: Necromantic Selection [4BBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. It's a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Exile Necromantic Selection.
SkiaSymphonia: ggz
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Dog_of_Myth: GG
MegaDosX: This stream was awesome! Thanks LRRfolk!
AvianTorva: tootClap
lirazel64: lrrWHEELER
Ouzora: LUL
Beleqwaya: lrrCREEPL lrrGREED lrrCREEPR
Veraphage: Why use many word when few word do trick.
affinityartifacts: omfg Wheeler
ElektroTal: Hey Serge, what are you doing this evening
patbaer: money please . gif
solarsheeptoken: lrrSACK
99dcwolf: It Play Forwar
99dcwolf: Forward
SergeYager: @ElektroTal dinner
eeeeetsben_1wk: Me english Ben love much
bullseye3265: LUL
Beleqwaya: @Veraphage Why words when few do?
SergeYager: @ElektroTal poor jo has waited for me this whole time
ElektroTal: @SergeYager ah, you should have done what i did and eaten during the LRR stream
eeeeetsben_1wk: very crogslist
SergeYager: @ElektroTal LOL
affinityartifacts: I CAN
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
affinityartifacts: 't wait to raid it's my card
SergeYager: @ElektroTal my tomorrow is pretty open, wanna slide intomy dms?
affinityartifacts: *also slides into serges DMs for the yolos*
ElektroTal: thumbs up dot emoji
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SergeYager: @affinityartifacts yes plz
Ouzora: Wait are they all Canadians?
benjamin_wheeler: @affinityartifacts best part of the night
affinityartifacts: @benjamin_wheeler <3 <3 <3
DiscordianTokkan: @Ouzora Always have been
ElektroTal: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0 aka the Weirdest Dragonlance Book
Juliamon: Dragon count so far: 0
SergeYager: @Ouzora you mean us? yea
XyZiron: Achievement run for what game?
asthanius: Can be not great for motion sickness, so heads up
Ouzora: @DiscordianTokkan @SergeYager das super cool
iamn0tg00d: tall lady :(
SergeYager: @XyZiron minecraft
Beleqwaya: Wait does all it take to slide into @SergeYager DMs is mentioning food? I mean - I've got a spare serving of Poke and cake here with your name on it. :-p
Juliamon: Manifold Garden warning: if you have ever gotten motion sick from a video game, give this episode a pass. Like, for real real.
SergeYager: @Beleqwaya oh hey winky face
MegaDosX: Adam had hearts floating around his head whenever she was on screen, it was quite something
laikagoat: fionaClap
Dog_of_Myth: OOO Jackbox
MegaDosX: Oh neat
affinityartifacts: oh hell yeah
Radyin: $20 for almost everything.
eeeeetsben_1wk: I cant wait for Jackbox!
Beleqwaya: That seems like a massive deal
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
MegaDosX: benginRemy !
affinityartifacts: R E M YYYYYYY
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
DiscordianTokkan: benginRemy
Beleqwaya: LOOK DOG!
obionedrop: Remy!!
mrsarkhan: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Ouzora: DOGGO :D
99dcwolf: Is beb
eeeeetsben_1wk: Dog cam so cute!
NotCainNorAbel: Nearly as big as baxter
MegaDosX: He looks so soft
Beleqwaya: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
lirazel64: dogdogdog
Easilycrazyhat: Sweet Remy
vellebastet: DOG
ZackTheCatKing: PIgggy!
ContingentCat: aww Remmy
Ouzora: i am so glad I tuned in today
damn_i_am_pretty: dog strem
Sibwow: benginRemy wheelerPig
Beleqwaya: This goes back to the previous stream lol
Beleqwaya: But only by a bit!
Ouzora: omg moar doggos
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
vellebastet: benginRemy
laikagoat: wheelerPig wheelerPig
mrsarkhan: Pig!
frozenphoenix7: DOGS
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerPig wheelerPig lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
asthanius: Animal Stream!
mrsarkhan: Baxter!
MegaDosX: Look at the floof!
damn_i_am_pretty: oh, and Kathleen's dog, Baxter
DeM0nFiRe: SHARK!
Veraphage: 🦈
obionedrop: Baxter!!
DiscordianTokkan: The Mimes
mrsarkhan: Wheeler why???
nightraven949: Hi Baxter!
DeM0nFiRe: aggrokrag is a top tier username
Beleqwaya: So many good stuffy bois
Juliamon: Baxter looks so happy getting that attention
ElektroTal: HAH
Ouzora: LUL
Shotgunfists: caught the subs end of this stream wanted to say thanks for the content guys
Serpens77: TQ!
DiscordianTokkan: Awwwww
ContingentCat: awww Baxter
virgil82: @Bengineering You could always cullde the Gorkanaught
affinityartifacts: <3 <3 <3
affinityartifacts: thank you, Remy!!!!
Serpens77: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Twilight_Spark: Show PETS
ElektroTal: sergeSqueak
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you
laikagoat: lrrHEART fionaLove lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! And big ups to Paul for fixing the technical difficulties
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
serramarkov: lrrSHINE
virgil82: Thanks for the Stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
damn_i_am_pretty: good strem, 14/10, would do again
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
damn_i_am_pretty: lol
ContingentCat: g'night Paul lrrHEART
MurphEP: You too, Paul
laikagoat: fionaLOL lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
MaddogM: sergeHeart