Saxpython: What's good pre-game chat?
beowuuf: walking around looking at pigs, funnily given a a previous lrrbot quote. It's an art trail and a good excuse to get out of the house. daylight 1998 seems to suck, but is funny when let's noped
Saxpython: :-)
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! We ready for a Sunday dose of PH Balance?
Metric_Furlong: ready and able
Saxpython: I'm not sure
v_nome: You are not prepared!
Saxpython: Do we think PH balance means pH of 7? because I think we're a little acidic
Saxpython: maybe pH=6.25
beowuuf: i mean given how bananas the game has been so far, and given the current plan our our protagonists, i would be a fool, a fool i say, to think i was prepared for what may come next :D
Metric_Furlong: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
beowuuf: yeah, isn't skin mildly acidic, like some soap that says it's pH balanced for skin is actually aiming for 5.5?
v_nome: @LRRbot I think it has something to do with canals.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Googling indicates that skin is indeed "weakly acidic"
LunarJade: hihi
PharaohBender27: @v_nome Particularly ones in Panama? tqsSmug
Saxpython: I know milk is in the 6s. I just wanted to get a read on whether people thought balanced was pH=7
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrHEATHER !
Saxpython: lunarj1Heart
beowuuf: @beowuuf googling made me hit skin care stuff and I worried it was just skincare mumbo jumbo. But cool, my brain still has some useful retention of facts then :p
Metric_Furlong: hey Heather
beowuuf: hey heather!
LunarJade: Hope the day is going well for everyone
PharaohBender27: @Saxpython pH 7 is "neutral," so I would say that yes, that would be the level for a pH balance
Didero: Yay, it's PiF o'clock. Hello everybody!
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
beowuuf: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, other times its a canal
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: Doing all right, all things considered. Made some gazpacho for this evening's dinner a little while ago. :)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Heather and Paul are continuing their Play it Forward of It Takes Two! đź“· ||
v_nome: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul and Heather are checking out It Takes Two on Play it Forward! Game: It Takes Two) at Sun 11:00 AM PDT (0s ago).
NightValien28: what and up wonderful chat lrrSIG
beowuuf subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 96 months, currently on a 96 month streak!
beowuuf: Yay to the pH balance and jolly co-operation! 96 months is about the time I think our protagonists will learn not to be bad parents :p
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PharaohBender27: Nice high-five there, lrrHEATHER and lrrPAUL katesLol
beowuuf: sergeHi nightvalien28
TheAinMAP: Ah, the tweet went live at he correct time today. :)
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Decaped: Hooray for more childhood trauma simulator!
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PharaohBender27: It's going to be wild when we start hitting triple-digit sub lengths later this year
beowuuf: lol, thanks to the wall it looks like paul and heather and trapped in a prison next door to each other and trying to make contact
PharaohBender27: @TheAinMAP Yes, LRR filed a complaint with Jack Twitter and got everything sorted out Kappa
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf That too :p
BrowneePoints: Sunday Funday HYPE
Snowcookies: heyo
beowuuf: yeah, december time for the 100 months? maybe late november?
omdorastrix: Ahh... the PH balance, for Saturday...
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Yeah, I think late November/early December is when we'll start seeing those.
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PharaohBender27: Where the heck is it still Saturday?
Didero: In my heart
BrowneePoints: In a multiverse where it is still yesterday
LunarJade: Oh please don't make me retake Saturday.
beowuuf: in our hearts? certainly isn't effectively work right after this stream (given stupid sleep requirements)
BrowneePoints: Wait, did I just steal the plot from Michael Crichton's Timeline?
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NightValien28: it will be always be saturday as long as we believe
beowuuf: oh no, was saturday not a good saturday? :(
v_nome: @LunarJade Don't worry, you actually fell asleep during your Biology final and this has all been a dream.
LunarJade: excellent
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf I'd say past few days haven't been great for folks in the PNW, given we had another heat wave (albeit not as bad as the one in June) and the air's a bit hazy from wildfire smoke
beowuuf: see didero gets it! hey didero :)
matthaus_c: YOU'RE excellent!
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RomanGoro: Heeeeeeeey (everybody)
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Didero: @beowuuf Hi!
matthaus_c: banger alert
beowuuf: ah yes, those wonderful environmental thingies
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: hey paul! hey non-chat heather!
Fairgrim: party time
Snowcookies: hello!
Didero: Heather already getting some fidget spinner practice in for the hovering
matthaus_c: so It Takes More Than Two now
Fairgrim: this game is quaint
beowuuf: in a tree, don't forget the tree
BrowneePoints: while Preparing for Pachyderm Regicide!
Didero: Forgot about or repressed? :p
TehAmelie: more like a collideoscope eh
Saxpython: :(
Didero: And our bodies didn't respond to the kid's remarks. Did we died?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TheNerdWonder: more like a villian's journey
beowuuf: for no reason other than a presumably faulty assumption backed up by no facts, the parents are looking to make the daughter cry :p
pyroangelo: Uh oh have we passed regicide already?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 !
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27
beowuuf: the father just seems mindless but upright, rather than dead
Angreed66: It is a trip
opal_moth: hiya everyone
beowuuf: @pyroangelo no, we're on our way to do it, have no fear
matthaus_c: seriously. the biggest thing keeping me playing psychonauts was "what the hell is the next psyche gonna be like"
TheNerdWonder: ooo, Psychonauts 2 in 10 days!
TXC2: hello opal_moth welcome
Didero: I've been replaying Psychonauts to prepare for the sequel release in two weeks. It's still very inventive, but the actual gameplay maybe didn't age perfectly >_>
beowuuf: hey txc2
accountmadeforants: We could become Gundam... *crosses fingers*
TXC2: hello beowuuf
beowuuf: such forgiveness when trying ot co-ordinate timing
PharaohBender27: Nice!
BrowneePoints: @Didero it's still good by early 2000s adventure platforming standards
pyroangelo: @beowuuf in terms of that incident I in fact have THE fear.
Meyari subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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ContingentCat: oh cool I thought that was a nifty paul thing
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I asked that last time. The splits are neat.
matthaus_c: honestly the splits are what convinced me it was a Paul concoction
corpocracy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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beowuuf: @pyroangelo yeah, it doesn't feel like we're heading towards the hapy ending of the game, more a very bad turn
Didero: @BrowneePoints I completely forgot that it still uses lives though, and that seems especially rude considering there's a level where falling off is REALLY easy
Didero: Or maybe I got worse at videogames...
BrowneePoints: These are the same devs as Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons and A Way Out. Co-op games have become their wheelhouse @LoadingReadyRun
Didero: No, it is the videogame that is wrong
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RAICx: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrARROWS Oooooh! Shiny new animated emotes!
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TehAmelie: they have done some fun invention in split screen gaming in the last decades that almost never get used because who does split screen
Decaped: Psychonauts has probably the most frustrating final level in video games, too. Everything else is pretty cool
beowuuf: also lrrNELSON and lrrWHEELER :)
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matthaus_c: on a scale of 1 to original Crash Bandicoot, how is the 3d platforming
TXC2: it is yes :p
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kumatsu: The Origin(al) Friend?
Snowcookies: !clip
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ButButTheJesus: aww heather, chat can be fwend
BrowneePoints: So who was it that asked about a train? Was it Heather or Paul?
beowuuf: paul is deadpool in deadpool 2 and origins is the mansion
Didero: That's great too because the game doesn't say what skills each character gets, so it's good that you can switch later
Didero: One's got blue hair, the other's got a leaf for hair :p
matthaus_c: we are all love Coraline
johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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TXC2: on the one play mat that EVERY pre-school had
Metric_Furlong: hopefully I'll be able to finish painting my toy soldiers before the stream ends this time
noSmokeFire: I think the cutscene we left on was pointing you towards the push car thing in the middle
pyroangelo: Ones got blue hair for Heather and ones got a thing on his head for Paul. Lines up great.
BrowneePoints: Matryoshka dolls!
BrowneePoints: Matroyshka*
Didero: I thought maybe I could get some simple piano practice in while watching the stream, but there's already too much happening for that :p
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever skip the cake.
accountmadeforants: Putting people in their place MiniK
beowuuf: that sounds like paranoia advice...
kusinohki: Hi all! almost forgot about this and lost track of time
TXC2: lrrbot somehow knows I skipped pudding :p
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
PharaohBender27: We're setting up train station figurines? Is this a stealth lrrIAN level? Kappa
Didero: Elephant is on the balcony
accountmadeforants: The seems to be someone inside that little stall?
XandaxDK: cheer200
matthaus_c: that other doll is Kujo Jotaro!
TXC2: I'm gonna tell my kids these were what amiibos were Kappa
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Didero: Good news, we found a boyfriend
matthaus_c: smooch energy!
TXC2: the power of love
ContingentCat: the power of smooches
kusinohki: kissing is electrifying
beowuuf: aww, the romance sub-plot. sprinkle- lrrEFF -ing-tastic
PharaohBender27: O_o
Didero: Not eaten, accepted!
TXC2: "ah fresh air" said the person made of clay
Didero: Heather's an honorary Matrushka doll now
Didero: @TXC2 She's made of wood, so she needs air for photosynthesis. Or something
vegetalss4: This whole toy area seems to have a lot of stuff you can play with
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, Venus Fly Matryoshka
matthaus_c: maybe you can hide in the Matryoshka doll from a spooooky moonsteeerr
Didero: I look away for one sec and suddenly it's Jurrasic Park
beowuuf: trust me says the person who wants to make their daughter cry for really tenuous reasons
matthaus_c: oh hey bowser's castle
Jogela: How did we have budget for lava?
TXC2: we had lava in dinosaur times
kusinohki: the floor is always lava
xerjen: Murder... definitely murder
Fairgrim: are we mario now?
PharaohBender27: Someone decided to take "the floor is lava" game WAY too literally
CururuGuasu: Step 1: Open the door
kusinohki: first, open the door. 2nd, get on the floor
Fairgrim: or the flinstones
CururuGuasu: Step 2: Get on the floor
TXC2: wow Cody is a 5 year old :p
matthaus_c: get in the dinosaur, shinji
kusinohki: @CururuGuasu jynx!
beowuuf: @Jogela we skimped on the costs of our protagonists common sense, intelligence, and morality and the budget worked out :p
Didero: Assymetric co-op is fun
TXC2: it's a dinosaur and a backhoe? how is this toy not real?
CururuGuasu: @kusinohki benginFingers
ButButTheJesus: katesAw
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 I would KILL for a Brachiosaurus Backhoe as a kid
Didero: Go back and smack again?
TXC2: BrowneePoints right?
beowuuf: ok, this just needs to transform in to a robot and have further robots that combine to a giant robot and it would be the ultimate toy. Donoconstructabotcons
kusinohki: this is very flintstone-ish. surprised this toy doesn't actually exist (as far as I know)
Jogela: @Jogela At least we spent proper money on Rose
Didero: Maybe it doesn't flip if you're biting down on it?
beowuuf: @Jogela true, maybe the parents subsidised the lava :)
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: @Jogela We've more or less determined we bought Rose a ton of toys as compensation for otherwise being crappy parents
beowuuf: hey randomtrivia sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Glad I made it for this again
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
beowuuf: you've not missed much except the power of kissing wooden dolls to electrify a train rail
Earthenone: im glad that bite down on a bar to stop the flip worked, but i also wish it contorted the dinos head and killed it
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf UH
Saxpython: I love the intro to puzzles rooms they give you with new equipment. They do a great job building-in tutorials
beowuuf: you've come in in time to see the best toy ever
Jogela: @PharaohBender27 Yes, I know. It was more the budget for the *stars* of this game... I have seen how awful their plan is
RandomTrivia: I agree that it's the best toy ever
Didero: Now flip it again/
TXC2: flip it turnwise
BrowneePoints: See, simple but subtle puzzles
TheNerdWonder: Collaboration!
MAPBoardgames: !tarp
Didero: Just hard enough to make you feel clever for solving it, without getting frustrating
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Saxpython: :|
accountmadeforants: This is delightful
Didero: That dino's dead now
RandomTrivia: Even if Cody and May's relationship is unstable, Heather and Paul are remembering to stop, collaborate AND listen
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia wait, is the dino crane the brand new invention?
Didero: How many bits do we need to donate for Paul to let Heather fall into the spike pit? :p
RandomTrivia: :D
beowuuf: @Didero i'm sure paul still recalls a certain incident last time :p
TXC2: Paul's too smart to betray Heather like that
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
BrowneePoints: Every time I see this I'm just like "man this game is just so well designed"
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia I just realized: Is this game a stealth test of how well you work with whoever you're playing with?
Saxpython: Rude!
Snowcookies: he was asleep
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Almost certainly
kusinohki: you had to wake it up first??
RandomTrivia: lrrFIRE
BrowneePoints: Oh hey Mine O Clock
beowuuf: the best lrr emote that doens't exist, everything is fire
Fairgrim: molten magma
Didero: This is scarier for the person made of wood
xerjen: it's not lava it's just burning hot juice...
TXC2: our kid plays minecraft for sure
Earthenone: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
Genie_M: it's just fantasy - the floor is lava
RandomTrivia: It isn't Mine O Clock until someone falls down a hole
Snowcookies: pirate time
noSmokeFire: well the skeletons come free when you play with lava
Saxpython: We made it to a... moat?
RandomTrivia: UH
PharaohBender27: We called it!
beowuuf: something something are we the baddies something
Sanityis0verrated: I mean if this game has taught is anything it's that you are terrible parents
BrowneePoints: Okay yall grasped the boat controls so fast.
Saxpython: Heather chose violence
TXC2: peace was never an option
Fairgrim: ohh no we have a life bar
Didero: OctoPirates!
PharaohBender27: Oh my God, we're invading the Octopus Nation!
CaptainSpam: This is not how Splatoon works...
BrowneePoints: I'm so chuffed at how fast Paul and Heather grokked the controls for this part
beowuuf: do i own the octopus? is the squid mine?
RandomTrivia: sergePun
beowuuf: LOL
RomanGoro: And some lava damage
DeM0nFiRe: What's worse from an insurance point of view, water damage or lava damage?
beowuuf: we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
PharaohBender27: "If you came in peace, why did you just kill a bunch of us!?"
Didero: We briefly considered peace, but that didn't work, so violence it is!
Jogela: @beowuuf Depends if you are a real cuttlefish Kappa
CururuGuasu: Rose in the distance: “why do I hear explosions?”
accountmadeforants: I like how the octopuses have some kind of cartoon explosion to hide the gratuitous violence, but the spiky things disintegrate into some kind of blood on the water.
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Welp, now that's gonna be in my head all evening
Decaped: These would be LEGO branded if the company wasn't Swedish.
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe Ironically probably water
RomanGoro: @DeM0nFiRe I'd say lava damage, because you're more likely to be insured for water damage
Saxpython: The negotiations were short
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia only going forwards, and things are getting worse!
Snowcookies: @CururuGuasu the kid can't hear these two so she probably can't hear the explosions
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!
BrowneePoints: the water graphics are really good
kusinohki: not hitting us..... yet
beowuuf: @beowuuf i'm worried if the opposition have scuttlefish :p
Saxpython: legally distinct Pirates of the Caribbean
RandomTrivia: Did May just do a Bond one-liner?
Decaped: the level designers really had fun with this game
RandomTrivia: Yeah, keep talking and you'll get flat-tery!
RandomTrivia: Ooh that's chuggin'
beowuuf: shield down 60%!
RandomTrivia: Ducks with dynamite?!
accountmadeforants: Speedrunstratsalloneword, just DPS your way through the phase!
beowuuf: i love this game o7
DeM0nFiRe: pjdDuck mcgDuck
TXC2: how are the fuses being lit?
BrowneePoints: but the US weaponized Dukws in ww2
Nydestroyer: nice to know they give their kid explosives
PharaohBender27: I mean, octopi *are* smart
kusinohki: wasn't this the penguin's plan in batman returns?
TheOtherTrevor: Why do your child's toys have access to dynamite?
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Maybe it's a spark-topus?
beowuuf: @kusinohki clearly penguin just needed more tentacles and less flipper arms
Saxpython: GG!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown lrrHORN
Didero: Cody is one to talk, he's already thrown up
beowuuf: yay, we killed the cute and huggable toy
Jogela: Rest in Peace Octo!
TehAmelie: did we just sink Ultros?
RandomTrivia: To be fair, the toolbox didn't have ANY arms in the real world...
Decaped: giving fireworks to children was a popular reccomendation by Dr Spock.
beowuuf: moon baboon did nothing wrong except fail to stop these monsters :p
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie I'm sure he'll be back...
RandomTrivia: ZOOOM
PharaohBender27: @Decaped O_o
kusinohki: "mom, dad? why are all my toys broken now?"
RandomTrivia: Awww, they're re-bonding!
Jogela: I know the tree was big, but how big is this house?
Kyir: Oh no, clown zone
TXC2: what a crap sounding first date
beowuuf: the circus of VAAAALUUUUUE
NightValien28: circus are fun
PharaohBender27: Wait, they had their first date in a haunted house ride?
Kyir: I hate this creepy balloon too
NightValien28: look at least this is not a meat circus
Kyir: OH NO
Saxpython: Nier Automata Intensifies
RandomTrivia: NOPE
control_rig: Jumpscare!
PharaohBender27: katesScared
RandomTrivia: NO THANKS
ContingentCat: oh noo
kusinohki: "everyone is having lots of fun in the fun house"
Didero: "Hey, that's Rose's balloon!" Literally everything is Rose's
RandomTrivia: Oh no, "we don'
RandomTrivia: "we don't talk about that"
ContingentCat: that makes sense
TehAmelie: an abandoned mental hospital circus would be the ultimate videogame level
RomanGoro: The concept art for this game must be a doorstopper of a book
beowuuf: LMAO
beowuuf: nice. save.
Easilycrazyhat: Down with the Monarchy!
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Saxpython: Netflix and Regicide
NightValien28: this is better than GOT
BrowneePoints: Pachyderm Regicide
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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beowuuf: @Saxpython sergeJustRight
accountmadeforants: I was gone for one minute and what cursed shit did this game bring upon us?
Didero: Game heavily signposts a button, both players immediately ignore it :p
Snowcookies: oh I see
Didero: Heather has turned to the dark side :O
Saxpython: uh oh
TXC2: accountmadeforants we beat the pirate octopus, and now we're at the circus
Didero: We all knew this day would come
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Turns out the elephant we're trying to break is literal royalty and the jack-in-the-box is a royal concierge of sorts
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants the usual, circus at the entrance to the castle, just need to kill a creepy clown balloon to prove ourselves. Nothing out of the ordinary :p
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
beowuuf: nooooo, heather!
TXC2: uh oh
RandomTrivia: panicBasket
ButButTheJesus: heather nuuu
accountmadeforants: Thanks everyone, and oh no Heather!
Snowcookies: oh no heather
noSmokeFire: the ph balance has been disturbed!
TXC2: Pray for Heather
RandomTrivia: Heather nooooo!
fry_dx: Heather has left the building
Metric_Furlong: !panic
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
CaptainSpam: The game's title, mocking your lack of a co-op partner.
RandomTrivia: The circus ate Heather!
DeM0nFiRe: Welcome to Play it Paulward
beowuuf: aww
RandomTrivia: benginO7
accountmadeforants: benginPray
Saxpython: The "It Takes Two" splash is a cruel reminder
beowuuf: sad music while we wait
gualdhar: will Heather be ok?!?! Is she alive?!?!? Find out next time on Play it Forward!
Genie_M: commercial break?
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Easilycrazyhat: May found her way out without Cody.
beowuuf: uh oh
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote circus
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
pyroangelo: The clowns got to heather
ContingentCat: oh no
Excalibur_1867_: doodYelp lrrFINE
v_nome: !findquote power
LRRbot: Quote #4706: "Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers." —Paul [2018-02-22]
Snowcookies: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
beowuuf: good luck!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
accountmadeforants: Some of the floor lava may have chewed through the cables.
PharaohBender27: It looks like from the clip lrrHEATHER 's place may have lost power?
RandomTrivia: That's what Paul said, yeah
PharaohBender27: That being this clip I made:
RandomTrivia: Heather must have messaged
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 yeah heather just said to paul they had a power flicker
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Oh, my bad - was busy clipping :p
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia i guessed :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL heather is just working on booting up again
PharaohBender27: I can't really listen to the livestream when I'm making a clip because otherwise the competing sounds mess with me
TehAmelie: when people in Eve Online go to the other team's house and cut their wires to win at spaceships they called it criminal, but maybe it was just before its time
beowuuf: oh no, win10 has a chance to launch upgrades! as does obs!
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Why am I somehow not surprised this was a thing with Eve Online?
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 yup, totally understandable
accountmadeforants: LRR employees don't all have UPSs in their own homes? How unprofessional KappaHD
Saxpython: So Chat, should a qequel to this be "It Takes Three", or "It takes Two 2" or...?
TXC2: there's a famous EVE story about literal actual fraud
accountmadeforants: Saxpython It Takes 2
RomanGoro: @accountmadeforants They do, that's why we saw the lights go out and then she dropped from the game
beowuuf: that's scary tehamelie except i just recalled that eve online has real money sunk in to all its play, so i can see why someone might do shady crap to not lose hundreds of dollars/pounds/euros, etc
RomanGoro: The sequel should be "It keeps taking two" or "It takes two again"
Earthenone: its just ARG PVP
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants owing to a mess up, they do, but it's just a man in a brown shirt looking really confused and holding some power wires
RomanGoro: Or "it take2 two"
accountmadeforants: RomanGoro I'd say that's more due to power supplies holding charge a bit longer than lights, given that she needs to reboot things. (But I could be wrong.)
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Like lrrGRAHAM once said, Eve Online is a fascinating game to learn about which I never, ever want to play
BrowneePoints: or it's about a polycule and it's It Takes Many
Earthenone: the sequel is threes a crowd :P
beowuuf: @beowuuf definitely
Lithobraker: I remember the halcyon days of the Alliance Tournament, where you would compete from McDonald's to avoid getting DDOSed
RomanGoro: accountmadeforants I expect them to have an UPS more because it's also Beej's house than because LRR
TehAmelie: going into a fighting tournament you can't afford to lose would be pretty silly
Earthenone: most anime disagrees tehamelie
Saxpython: @BrowneePoints lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: @TehAmelie i mean if you *can't* lose it's just silly not to enter though :p
Earthenone: its quite rare if the protagonists can afford to lose
matthaus_c: Yu Yu Hakusho heavily disagrees
RandomTrivia: I would call the sequel "It Takes, Two"
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Fairgrim: anime are pretty silly so its still correct
Saxpython: Maybe more Fast and Furitous Inspired "it 2 Takes Two"
Lithobraker: have we committed regicide yet?
TheNerdWonder: having a UPS is useful and everyone should have one, really. Still won't help if the network hardware outside your house also loses power, unfortunately
beowuuf: not yet
TXC2: surely the sequel is two takes it, and it's a heist game
PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker Nope. lrrHEATHER had a power flicker
accountmadeforants: @Lithobraker I find it hard to believe McDonald's wi-fi is better than getting DDOSed :P
TheNerdWonder: nope, we're at the circus
beowuuf: a creept clown balloon and irl power disruption got in the way
Saxpython: @TXC2 Brilliant
lirazel64: I think the sequel should be called Paying for Rose's Therapy: It Takes Millions.
beowuuf: @TXC2 ooh, nice
Decaped: It Takes .22 (staring the daughter as James Bond)
TXC2: Saxpython beowuuf thank you
TehAmelie: now i want to see the crossover game It Takes Billions
RomanGoro: Maybe it should be "I takes 2 two"
Saxpython: Do we think this power flicker is a little to DDLC? Is the game coming after Heather?
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: wb heather! wb paul!
PharaohBender27: Mic 5!
accountmadeforants: @TheNerdWonder Yeah, it's mainly for giving everything a fighting chance to shut down nicely, or persist through short hiccups.
RandomTrivia: The triumphant return!
DeM0nFiRe: \o/
Saxpython: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
Didero: Is Beej doing weird experiments? Again?
PharaohBender27: Oh wait no, that was me :p
ContingentCat: yay heather!
CaptainSpam: The clown always did it.
TXC2: Clowns are always to blame
PharaohBender27: Welcome back, lrrHEATHER ! lunarj1Heart
accountmadeforants: Oh, there was a UPS. That's unfortunate, then.
beowuuf: lol, so see, your faith in beej was correct, the computer does have a ups (or it's heather's, showing how compatible they are)
beowuuf: ups can also stand for 'uuuuh, power supply?'
RandomTrivia: I see what you did there, May
accountmadeforants: Uninterruptible Problem Supply
PharaohBender27: Am I the only one who had to look up UPS for this context because they just know that acronym as the delivery service? :p
Lithobraker: accountmadeforants see the thing is that EVE + discord doesn't actually need that strong of internet, so McD's would work, and due to the diplomacy nature of Eve it was fairly common to visit an opposing alliance's Discord, so they would know your IP.
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 i work for a power supply manufacturer, who also gets regular ups deliveries, so not the best person to ask :p
TStodden: lrrFINE
electric_claire: Really looked like the ball fell off
TheThromborax: oh boy. THIS level
accountmadeforants: Hope you don't get motion sickness, I guess. (Though it's a bit late for that.)
beowuuf: oopsie
TXC2: "step right up and shoot my wife...out of a cannon."
accountmadeforants: That mans is 50% chest hair
TheThromborax: I do love the Pelvic Woooo for Cody
beowuuf: may's window sees the trajectory better
Didero: Try flapping your arms! :p
Didero: How much horizontal control do you have while flying?
Saxpython: bend the bullet
beowuuf: nice
Didero: oh sweet
beowuuf: clearly a wanted film reference :p
TXC2: the ferries wheel was invented as a means of transportation
Didero: What film?
TXC2: Didero Wanted
Jogela: LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Didero: And then the unicycle exploded
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TXC2: the uike as we call them now Kappa
TheThromborax: oh snap! thanks anonymous!
xerjen: You could also just take the ball from the ramp. :D
RandomTrivia: benginTry
TheThromborax: lrrSHINE
beowuuf: @Didero since the comics are different from the film i added film, sorry for the confusion :p
Didero: @Didero That's ok, I'm very easily confused :p
PharaohBender27: Oh no, lrrPAUL !
beowuuf: trust leap
iamn0tg00d: Too soon Paul. Too soon.
cuttlefishman: Was that a yeet or a kobe?
beowuuf: lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: There's also a game, which tries to blend the film and the game. It's not great. (I got it for 50 cents from a bucket outside a proper store!)
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: *film and the comic
BrowneePoints: Didn't they get shot?
Didero: Their trapeze got sabotaged
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints No, that was Barman's parents
kusinohki: didn't toyman turn the justice league into dolls at some point?
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints if they were tiny dolls they would have regenerated
Saxpython: lrrFINE
TXC2: kusinohki sounds like a thing toyman would do
Saxpython: @RAICx :-)
CaptainSpam: It was a living creature! You killed it!
objectivefailure: Congratulations, you killed a sentient balloon.
Didero: Wait, but Checkpoint is YOUR thing! :O
beowuuf: might just have missed it somewhere?
PharaohBender27: @Didero katesLol
TXC2: Get to the castle in the key of get to the choppa
mowdownjoe: First time tuning in. Is the game doing all the split screening? That's neat.
kusinohki: and entire minigame row at a carnival
DeM0nFiRe: The swingset?
iamn0tg00d: The AHHHHHH!
PharaohBender27: tsk tsk tsk
beowuuf: @mowdownjoe yeah, game intelligently split screens, very useful to see what the other person is doing, sometimes horizonal or vertical. This game is just good in so many ways :)
Angreed66: There are a bunch of minigames in this area
Didero: @mowdownjoe And both players see the splitscreen too, it's great
BrowneePoints: @PharaohBender27 Okay I was thinking of Batman Forever where Two Face shoots the cabling
Didero: If you miss a minigame, does it still show up in the Minigames option in the menu?
Jogela: Please Dr. Hakim, can you be good once and stop the parent in the this evil plan
beowuuf: note: parent's really questionable morality is part of the game, you're not supposed to be rooting for their plans :p
TheThromborax: this is a cool sequence, until the end
ffifofu: That jack in the box was so cute. From voice to acting. I wish there was more of her.
BrowneePoints: I like how it also kinda insinuates Cody helped her with all this
mowdownjoe: Neat. I wish the previous streams weren't at inconvenient times for me. And no VODs yet.
TheThromborax: @browneepoints and now more explicit
BrowneePoints: oo is that a dartboard?
beowuuf: @mowdownjoe twitch vods? or too many adverts?
A_Dub888: !findquote pie
LRRbot: Quote #6599: "You're gonna be a pie!" —Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
gualdhar: oops caps
mowdownjoe: @mowdownjoe Yeah, I can't cope with the ads.
TXC2: gualdhar Pie flavour
ContingentCat: mince pie I think
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Didero: That's maffia slang...
Mangledpixel: !birb
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beowuuf: oops my finger slipped :p
accountmadeforants: Could just be chocolate, too.
TheThromborax: brown pie
vingris_: TOS?
TXC2: and Yet Paul is in the lead
Saxpython: @gualdhar Nah we all know you're just really into pie :-p
beowuuf: *now* it's a rythmn game
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: it was pretty clsoe for the most part
accountmadeforants: Okay, Rhythm Café can stay :V
PharaohBender27: Think we all knew who'd win that game katesSip
Snowcookies: Team Rhythm Cafe
kusinohki: has paul won a mini game yet??
Didero: The winner has to present Rhythm Cafe
Lithobraker: BrowneePoints I'm fairly certain the reason Cody is such a horrible stay at home dad is because he spends 90% of his time at home building fantasy playgrounds with Rose instead of keeping the house clean
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ooh, what's the game?
TXC2: and I can't !next that command 'cause the hour is up yet :p
beowuuf: paul has won some, at least the firing back and forth one where you were sending targets back at the other person
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BrowneePoints: @Lithobraker doesn't that make him a good dad but a bad husband?
vegetalss4: @Lithobraker He won the "shoot targets to make them go toward the other player" one, off the top of my head.
beowuuf: nice velcro sound
TXC2: "too low!....lower"
Lithobraker: BrowneePoints I feel like a big part of being a good dad is making sure your daughter gets to her dentist appointments.
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: @Lithobraker as someone who has BASICALLY raised his niece and nephew the past decade, scheduling mixups happen
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logophile99: I don´t know what the aim of this game is but it looks like fun
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beowuuf: i like the fact it mixes between co-op and friendly competition, it's like stealth training you to compete in a fun way :p
DoctorHutch: It probably takes two lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: Split the arrow! By which I mean the other player! Oh no!
beowuuf: really great environment, imagine how they will *all* look at you when you kill their queen right in front of them :p
BrowneePoints: Are Trains that childhood fascination everyone kinda keeps in adulthood?
accountmadeforants: Imagine if this game pulls one of those "haha, you were co-oping all this time but now you must fight to the death!" moments, and you're fighting for the daughter's love.
TXC2: choo choo train
CaptainSpam: This castle has excellent transit.
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants double dragon-ing it? bold move
TStodden: Only a 6 lb ball?
xerjen: oh no, I see a lot of things breaking
kusinohki: @TStodden child sized I guess?
TXC2: maybe it's a 9?
xerjen: Well...
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants i'm more expecting this to go full revengence and have a president appear at the end you have to fight, after saying 'nanomachines!'
PharaohBender27: Pretty sure knocking this now qualifies as an assault on the castle
Didero: are those people in the towers all right
TXC2: do shave and a haircut Kappa
TehAmelie: seems like you want a third to manipulate bowling balls
CaptainSpam: The guards are quite happy to be doing their duty.
kusinohki: cutie, daughter of adorable
vegetalss4: I think the spaces like this are less literal and more metaphorical
ContingentCat: well not that far
BrowneePoints: Heather keeps call shotting this
Lithobraker: We come with a message! The message is DEATH
beowuuf: horny book, why? why would you betray the evil plan like this!
Invitare: Wait... a Doctor... of... Love?
Invitare: Oh no
Jogela: Thanks! Dr. Hakim to the rescue!
mowdownjoe: Book title: Book of Love
Saxpython: my man, big Chaos
accountmadeforants: Objection! Uhhhhh
beowuuf: mental note: the parents' plan is so terrible horny book is now sympathetic
cuttlefishman: Book of Love is a jerk
Didero: But the toilet doesn't look happy about it
cuttlefishman: this is well established
Alness49: The toilet looks too happy for a toilet
beowuuf: O.O
PharaohBender27: O_o
TheThromborax: oh, this part is great
mowdownjoe: Hey, why did only May get toilet paper?
xerjen: @cuttlefishman Well, everyone is kind of a jerk in this game it seems
Snowcookies: why?
accountmadeforants: lrrBEEJ
TXC2: beowuuf brand new sentence there :p
beowuuf: @TXC2 i fear patenting it might get me visited by concerned people
iamn0tg00d: That's attention to detail.
cuttlefishman: For the pipes
cuttlefishman: clearly
Invitare: Every dungeon needs a secret exit Heather
Invitare: what if someone put YOU in it?
PharaohBender27: How did we change so fast?
accountmadeforants: Dead!
beowuuf: fire and ice
saucemaster5000: you just apparated that toy to the moon
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beowuuf: LOL
Didero: That's cool looking armor too
mowdownjoe: Oh, no... Heather has Fire now.
TXC2: I like that they made the mum be the knight
TehAmelie: this Song of Ice and Fire adaptation is strange
cuttlefishman: Are those... damage?
Didero: We Magicka now
Saxpython: @beowuuf i wonder if anyones written a song about it?
accountmadeforants: Oh, it's Magicka!
TStodden: Gauntlet Time!
Valiant_Cookie: Reminds me of Gauntlet
Didero: Oh, your faces are covering the controls
Saxpython: @TehAmelie lrrHEART
Lord_ZYRK: Magic Castle doesn't play anything like this DansGame
accountmadeforants: Mayduka, become meguca
beowuuf: @TehAmelie it was always *a* song of fire an ice, not the only one. This is another. Has the same brutal deaths sand horrible POV characters doing evil things though :p
TehAmelie: mm-hmm
beowuuf: ice ray!
Didero: Always go the wrong way first
Saxpython: Range
TehAmelie: Cody is an ice guy
accountmadeforants: There's also the Dance of Fire and Ice, which is a brutal rhythm game.
beowuuf: oh no, both died
Didero: How did you make that ice platform before?
CaptainSpam: Remember, kids, a relationship is like firey, flamey death!
electric_claire: That's totally a secret area back there
Snowcookies: teleport?
TStodden: Open grate Paul...
TXC2: laser crossbows!
beowuuf: where was the secret?
TehAmelie: now it's very Warcraft 3
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
TehAmelie: non-base building mission maps specifically
beowuuf: huh, that's quite the secret
Saxpython: Have an ice day!
beowuuf: "ice to meet you"
Saxpython: @beowuuf :-)
AveryCorvus: For some reason I'm getting some real Nier Automata vibes
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
beowuuf: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
BrowneePoints: and the best part is, all these other random subsegments are ALSO well designed!
CaptainSpam: "All we're trying to do is kill your beloved and just monarch! Geez!"
RvLeshrac: Hit teen coming-of-age movie, Holes?
Zaghrog: the gameplay is much better in this than Nier Automata, although the comparison is not entirely fair
Lithobraker: AveryCorvus enemy robots with spherical heads and glowing particle effect style projectiles?
Snowcookies: this is the perfect game for James Kappa
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
beowuuf: clearly adam and james need to play this, the morality of the parents is right in line with adam's core gameplay values. :p
AveryCorvus: @Lithobraker Yeah. But also, Nier had a thing where different sections were effectively different games.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf lrrWOW
GRrrrrat: "You stand before the gates of the Lord's Labyrinth"
Zaghrog: oh yeah, this definitely reminds me of Lord's Labyrinth
TehAmelie: the shield guy probably thinks it's unfair there are two of you
cuttlefishman: are we the bad guys
CaptainSpam: We could've let those guys go, but Heather's one to choose violence. Kappa
beowuuf: @beowuuf watch any game with a moral choice system and adam and tell me i'm lying :p
accountmadeforants: I like how there's nothing in the treasure chests, you're just finding the ideal of a secret treasure.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: That voiceline cut off was sergeJustRight
matthaus_c: gaming!
TXC2: it worked enough
TehAmelie: are those carpets chocolate mint packages?
beowuuf: UUUH
Valiant_Cookie: but it's so much satisfaction
RandomTrivia: UH
PharaohBender27: katesScared
control_rig: nope nope nope
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
accountmadeforants: Just like Resident Evil Village!
xerjen: These parents should be banned from buying toys altogether
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TXC2: why does the rolling pin have meat tenderisers on it?
RandomTrivia: Rip
beowuuf: lol, forgot the whole co-op aspect when the rolling pin appears
TehAmelie: it's a pin for making holey or dimpled bread or whatever it's called
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Don't worry about it
noSmokeFire: oh god. it's crawling out of an oven
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 To flatten the the perfect meatloaf, of course! Kappa
accountmadeforants: TXC2 Uhhh, for uhhh, docking pancakes, surely
iamn0tg00d: Why did you buy that toy? Well why did you put spinning death blades in our daughter's toy castle?
RandomTrivia: There's a LOT going on in this view
beowuuf: @TXC2 clearly making one of those kfc double doubles where you don't use buns, just more meat
AveryCorvus: This is fine
RandomTrivia: That's absolutely nightmarish
Jogela: :(
beowuuf: thumb, had to be done
PharaohBender27: escher3THUMBSUP
BrowneePoints: ALWAYS do the Terminator reference
RandomTrivia: Full Resident Evil at this point
Critterbot: Haa! :D
CaptainSpam: Remember, kids, a relationship allows you to horribly burn bakers alive!
beowuuf: lol to erika's emote sergeJustRight
TXC2: thanks for the answers chat
MAPBoardgames: This is a weird D3 mod
mitomanox: that's a pretty scary game i guess
control_rig: This is literally the Diablo III Butcher fight
accountmadeforants: Oh, it really was for docking:
Wolfstrike_NL: Where's Adam with power armor when you could use him..
beowuuf: I hope we murder the elephant doll only to look over and see rose is already crying at the death of all these other toys like cute octopus and sad clown baloon and oven lady
TXC2: accountmadeforants huh, neat
Saxpython: If Gnomes 100 has taught me anything, there's more than 1 minitour
beowuuf: and switching off the machine does nothing
TXC2: 20 past 8 and I need the light on, screw you changing of the seasons
Nuurgle: that's a much different kind of docking than the one I was thinking
beowuuf: yeah, i wanted to start walking early yesterday and had to wait until 5.30am.. stupid days getting shorter
RandomTrivia: If we've truly gone full Resident Evil, that minotaur will rise out of the lava as a super-lava-minotaur
BrowneePoints: that's a LITTLE rude Cody
CaptainSpam: Chess: It's not a toy, it's REAL LIFE!
matthaus_c: @TXC2 it gets pitch dark here at 6 all year round lrrFRUMP
BrowneePoints: ask before using treasured family heirlooms
RvLeshrac: Battlechess
beowuuf: lol, i assumed you'd be locked to grid patterns
RandomTrivia: The pawns have been buffed to take in all directions, I see :D
beowuuf: battlechess, barely ever played a game, mostly set up games to see all the death animations
TXC2: matthaus_c I'll take that over it getting dark at 4 like it does here :p
control_rig: Ornstein and Smogh move over
fuzzy_died: How did LRR Remove the split screen?
Didero: Shouldn't just defeating the king be enough? :p
CaptainSpam: That is not how knights move.
Wolfstrike_NL: that's to many knights!
oyleslyck: those were illegal knight moves
BrowneePoints: Cuz they're horses. they charge
Lithobraker: Is this the "New Chess" from that old LRR video? when do we get multiball?
lirazel64: Wait, FOUR Knights?
AveryCorvus: Knights move wrong, 0/5 game
Didero: @fuzzy_died They didn't, the game did
MAPBoardgames: Are we still on a quest to kill our daughter's favorite toy for the lolz?
LathosTiran: @fuzzy_died it changes based on situation
CaptainSpam: @fuzzy_died The splitscreen comes and goes depending on the part of the game.
GRrrrrat: @MAPBoardgames yep
TXC2: MAPBoardgames yes
beowuuf: @fuzzy_died they didn't, this is diablo so it's gone isomateric like the game
Fairgrim: the screen change is all in game
RandomTrivia: I mean, that is basically what Rooks do, they invalidate entire rows and ranks
beowuuf: lrrJUDGE my opponent has too many knights
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: that boss music was a banger too
RomanGoro: Why are the knights moving like rooks?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: seabatClap seabatClap
matthaus_c: seabatClap
mitomanox: this stage is a reference to paul presenting chess 2.0 in that LRR classic sketch
BrowneePoints: yea but the knight pieces are more iconic @RandomTrivia
RvLeshrac: This is Adam with the levers
mowdownjoe: Promotions?
Mangledpixel: you can promote pawns to knights, I suppose
Saxpython: Wrong Lever?
TehAmelie: there are even times you want extra knights rather than queens
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: Worked like a charm!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wrong lever!
Saxpython: lol
oyleslyck: self owned
beowuuf: lrrWOW
beowuuf: no
beowuuf: please
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the elephant queen is so adorable
CaptainSpam: Time to die, beloved monarch!
Jogela: Please no :(
BrowneePoints: CW coming up for trauma
xerjen: bestest friend
Lithobraker: Oh you have no idea Heather,
Fairgrim: Let them eat cake!
saucemaster5000: have you ever heard of the ivory trade?
Didero: Wait, she's Cutie III, what happened to the previous two?
RvLeshrac: Don't worry, I'm sure nothing bad will happen to Cutie III
bytecaster: Viva la Revolution!
TehAmelie: the elephant is a radio
xerjen: Cuddle time!
TehAmelie: something something trunk call
Decaped: they use the same voice for the daughter......
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
MAPBoardgames: Death to the Tyrant!
Snowcookies: awww
PharaohBender27: :(
BrowneePoints: @Decaped symbolism
RandomTrivia: Every word the elephant says is another dagger in my heart...
beowuuf: yes you do!
Abavus: No choice has been called
Lithobraker: Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
iamn0tg00d: I don't want to, I HAVE to murder you.
TXC2: we going back to space?
TheNerdWonder: are...are we the baddies?
Saxpython: Teaming up with moon baboon
xerjen: We're totally the baddies
RandomTrivia: Aww, the little paper exhaust traill!
RandomTrivia: CODY
TheThromborax: fuckin' buckle up, chat
RandomTrivia: READ THE ROOM
HundreydAundre: *facepalmed*
Lithobraker: Who built her rocket, Elon? Kappa
HundreydAundre: crumblin' cringe...
beowuuf: cody, you're not james bond, please stop doing cold blooded one liners while trying ot murder someone
PharaohBender27: Calling it now: This will not work.
blip2004: I missed why they need to commit regicide
Jogela: What about happy tears? Like tears of joy?
TXC2: blip2004 to get their daughter to cry
RandomTrivia: Tears of Joy™ should count just as much as tears of sadness
Didero: True Grief's First Tear, sort of thing
PharaohBender27: @blip2004 The idea is it will make Rose cry, which will turn our protags back into humans
iamn0tg00d: I'm not sure why they keep saying the murder part out loud. It's not making it better.
TehAmelie: wait, do toys necessarily die if you rip their heads off? i'm sure that'd be enough to make Rose cry
noSmokeFire: @blip2004 Rose cried when she brought the dolls to life, so they think making her cry will fix it
RomanGoro: We all know the actual solution is making Rose laugh, right?
bytecaster: "We don't want to do this, but we have to" is what a villain would say.
Zaghrog: blip2004 Rose can't see or hear them, but they can interact with objects in a visible way. Breaking Rose's favorite toy is sure to make Rose cry
Didero: That's the entire plot of Monsters Inc, happiness is more powerful than fear
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 what, the fact they don't know for sure it was the daughter's tears that caused this, and also why would you assume the same trigger would undo something? totally gunna work, not just a turning point to show them how horrible they've been :p
RandomTrivia: Yep, regular arcade claw machine :D
TheThromborax: @beowuuf Nostradamus over here
Lithobraker: To the guillotine!
BrowneePoints: CW chat
RandomTrivia: NOooooo
TheThromborax: "be bad"
CaptainSpam: Tear the queen limb from limb!
Saxpython: We're Metal Gear
TXC2: this is upsetting
Abavus: this is much worse than the vacuum cleaner
kusinohki: deep fried elephant ears
xerjen: This will be so slow
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 yea hence the CW mention, this part is really tough to watch
RandomTrivia: My heart
ContingentCat: lrrAWW oh noo
MAPBoardgames: Rose's parents are Kratos
iamn0tg00d: We don't want to torture you, we just have to.
RAICx: This is legitimately upsetting
Saxpython: A Hideo Kojima game
PharaohBender27: This has turned into Spec Ops: The Line
mitomanox: toy mutilation is the name of the game? wtf
vrulg: something something spec opps: the line
Fairgrim: we are monsters
TehAmelie: there is that. so annoying to me when characters deal with magic they don't understand with the assumption "if we make the exact same thing happen again it'll undo what it did the first time"
LathosTiran: we Spec Ops now
Alness49: Someone thought this was a good idea?
flouncy_magooo: Are we the baddies?
TabbyLavalamp: I just got here and I think I have to leave already.
MAPBoardgames: @PharaohBender27 You're exactly correct.
Boon_33: big spec ops vibe
Jean_Jacques_EB: I'm really enjoying this...
CastleOtranto: This makes me profoundly uncomfortable.
beowuuf: yeah, browniepoints wasn't making a joke earlier, hope that was clear
Didero: I don't want to be negative but I don't think these are nice people
PharaohBender27: I see the chat hivemind is at work again
RandomTrivia: THANK YOU MAY
CaptainSpam: Collaboration and relationships, kids!
HundreydAundre: hush lil' heffalump!! It'll bee over soon....
Boon_33: I wonder why you feel evil.
Jogela: @Fairgrim Monsters are nicer than Cody and May
BrowneePoints: Yep. I wasn't making a joke. This part is legitimately heartbreakingly upsetting
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
Mangledpixel: therapy for everyone!
RandomTrivia: Fucking hell
Saxpython: :-(
cuttlefishman: Jesus, this is worse than The Line
Wolfstrike_NL: No!
saucemaster5000: jes christ
RandomTrivia: This game is super fucking horrific
ContingentCat: lrrAWW
matthaus_c: this took a turn
beowuuf: i was wrong, this is james bond, the part at the start of casino roale where the head of the department asks james if his firts kill made him feel it
TheThromborax: everyone together: "Fuck the devs!"
RandomTrivia: "Long live... the king"
Snowcookies: this is a horror game
bytecaster: And at no point, one of them is thinking, maybe we are going a touch too far?
Lord_ZYRK: I've seen some real dark shit before, but this is fucked up
Jean_Jacques_EB: do it!
TXC2: Christ if the truck had ripped off there
TXC2: *trunk
Saxpython: >( >( >(
beowuuf: nah, knew they would go through with it
DoctorHutch: TableHere
noSmokeFire: I don't think this game is about them learning to be better people
HundreydAundre: mmm whatcha say,.....
matthaus_c: long live the queen
cuttlefishman: fupp
BrowneePoints: probably screwed up her electronics Paul
Jogela: Nooooooooooooooo! F :(
RandomTrivia: benginO7
beowuuf: @noSmokeFire i think it is, just they are starting from waaaay o nthe wrong side
Didero: Even if this were to work, dont they need to catch her tears?
Metric_Furlong: do you not remember the vacuum cleaner death?
RandomTrivia: I feel like I just watched a puppy get murdered on live tv
CaptainSpam: If she starts laughing and turns evil, that'd be appropriate.
HundreydAundre: Chat's advice: Never get raised by a Paul.
Abavus: an unfortunate accident
TehAmelie: imma predict the actual trick is they have to make her laugh
TXC2: those cuts are real clean though
mitomanox: twisted
A_Dub888: Hurrah! We made a child cry!
iamn0tg00d: Yes! We've continued to traumatize our child!
TheNerdWonder: she fell down the stairs...honest!
MAPBoardgames: BibleThump
HundreydAundre: creeps!!
saucemaster5000: tears turn cutie into "living" cutie?
BrowneePoints: The point is chat, sometimes when going through a Divorce the parents get so selfish/self-centered they do things that hurt their kids without realizing
beowuuf: @TehAmelie i'm going to go with the darker ending of she just has to realise it's not her fault and it's ok and the parents will still be friends?
RandomTrivia: Jesus fucking Emrakul what even is this game
TheNerdWonder: yep, we're definitely the baddies
CaptainSpam: Still, long live the queen and all, right?
Didero: Ruined a prosperous kingdom, for THIS
RandomTrivia: Let's Nope has nothing on this game
matthaus_c: Jesus Emrakul Christ
Fairgrim: we are monsters
Saxpython: I need a NewGame+ where you make good parenting decisions
RandomTrivia: Oh no she blames herself
RandomTrivia: Book! Not the time!
TheNerdWonder: this is a very adorable psychological horror game
bytecaster: "All you have to do is not kill cutie for 24h"
Kyir: I really hate this book
mitomanox: @TheNerdWonder yup
CaptainSpam: Wow, this book is a dink.
TXC2: the child all ways blames themselves
Didero: Instead of murdering a cute elephant, can we murder this book instead?
RAICx: lrrEFF this book
Jogela: @Kyir I prefer the book to cody and may
Snowcookies: lol
Lord_ZYRK: Well, it was hard, but they made a character suck harder than these protags
Kyir: Saw movie
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints oh yeah, it's perfectly on point, uncomfortable to experience
RandomTrivia: "Collect the four elements spread around the world, in order to gain the power to defeat me!"
BrowneePoints: also this insinuates Cody and May didn't seek therapy before deciding to divorce chat
RandomTrivia: Oh good spot Heather
MAPBoardgames: If the book isn't the end boss, I'm going to be very upset.
electric_claire: The writing in this game is atrocious
xerjen: It doesn't look to hard to get out of these rings...
RandomTrivia: Oh no the book is a moron
BrowneePoints: I think the writing is good if heavy handed @electric_claire
Snowcookies: I don't call this progress
Didero: Or worse, that book is going to send us an invoice
TehAmelie: we keep falling down. also just like Spec Ops The Line
xerjen: @BrowneePoints I agree, the writing gives me headache
Fairgrim: I bet if we kill the book then it would break the spell
Kyir: I feel like if this book has so much power, there has to be an easier way to help people
CaptainSpam: Book, you are a stone-cold freak.
RandomTrivia: This could be complicated...
TXC2: that seems.....dangerous
beowuuf: yeah, the characters feel like they are deliberately pitched. I;ve enjoyed it
Decaped: The writing is bad because it actually says the opposite of what they're trying to say.
Abavus: kyir, no shortcuts, one has to work for it
Lithobraker: Cody absolutely has ADHD with all the executive functioning disorders doesn't he...
cuttlefishman: Are we Braid now
iamn0tg00d: I'm starting to think that book isn't really a professional therapist.
RandomTrivia: Ah ok, so the time control doesn't affect May then?
Kyir: @Abavus There are shotcuts if you have magic!
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 I'm starting to think Dr Hakim might not be a very good relationship therapist
TXC2: Metric_Furlong indeed
HundreydAundre: Codie, wtf happened to u?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RandomTrivia: I'm starting to think Dr Hakim's doctorate might be phoney...
beowuuf: i mean it feels like the book is rose's subconscious desire for things to just be fixed mixed in with what she's learned from the real life 'self help' book
Saxpython: This is so heavy. I need the Let's Nope disclaimer.
BrowneePoints: I feel like a lot of the issues with some of the chunks of writing would be helped if it was more obvious that Cody and May didn't seek help or therapy when things got rocky
PharaohBender27: I'm really hoping Cutie III gets fixed before games' end
Fairgrim: ohh gosh the nope team should play this game
saucemaster5000: I do genuinely hope this doesn't end with their marriage being solved by platforming peril
RandomTrivia: "Horror games tend to deal with delicate subjects like trauma, abuse and mental health and usually handle them with all the subtlety of a brick strapped to a larger brick
Didero: I should move to Canada, just so all the LRR streams happen at times I'm awake
Zaghrog: This game does seem like a well concealed horror game
RandomTrivia: I hope it doesn't end with them patching up their relationship for the sake of their daughter, which will only lead to problems down the line for all three of them
Zaghrog: like, a lot of heavy padding around it
PharaohBender27: @Didero I mean, even if you live in the same timezone, like I do, you won't be able to catch them all, just because there's so much content and so little time :p
HundreydAundre: Just so we all know... This Perverted Codex decided to trust man; with the power of TIME. Right?
Didero: @Didero There IS too much content, yeah
xerjen: @RandomTrivia That's exactly my big problem with the writing. But I fear that will just be the "happy ending"
Fairgrim: also pacific vs eastern is still a big difference in time zones
Didero: I guess alternatively I could turn nocturnal...
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: "somewhat"
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accountmadeforants: I'm only now catching up to Beej's PIF (1.5 VODs to go), and that's with Twitch helping along by eating the VODs.
PharaohBender27: This is OUR FAULT
Saxpython: These subs are in no way Monsters
TXC2: I watch the Handmaid's tale, and the scene was more harrowing :p
TXC2: *that
RandomTrivia: We did this? Oh shit, sorry
saucemaster5000: hey, what? I'm taking any deal I can to turn on y'all
matthaus_c: reverse nice
RAICx: How do I take back a subscription for later?
Didero: @accountmadeforants LRR also upload all the VODs to a separate Youtube channel
beowuuf: yeah, i'm a few weeks behind the founders but it's still the highest :)
HundreydAundre: YES. This; This is all your fault!! -Cameron, somewhere out there
RAICx: Completely right, Heather!
Didero: I tried keeping up with VODs for a while, but it was just too much
accountmadeforants: Didero I know, but I like having the chat and secret podcasts.
Didero: So, in conclusion, LRR is too good at their job
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants i found beej speaks slowly enough that 1.5x or 2x works, which is the only way i kept up :)
accountmadeforants: (And it puts a timer on things, so I don't just end up with an endless backlog.)
Didero: @accountmadeforants Yeah, we LRR chat people are pretty great Kappa Also, what secret podcasts?
XIIV13C100111: Is this the first episode of this game?
mowdownjoe: lrrAWESOME YAY! Thanks for the gift, @beowuuf!
TXC2: XIIV13C100111 no, this is episode 3
PharaohBender27: @XIIV13C100111 Nope, third
accountmadeforants: Didero Heather occasionally hopped in during the ad breaks.
Saxpython: :-(
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TXC2: "you watched it, you can't unwatch it"
Snowcookies: Nice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Noo! don't make me complicit! I didn't watch!
Didero: "If you didn't watch, we woldn't be doing this" *viwer count immediately halves*
matthaus_c: booth
Jean_Jacques_EB: booth
LathosTiran: booth view
RomanGoro: You're not bad parents, you're just scripted that way
RAICx: Booth
Fairgrim: gameplay pls
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun still on booth
Snowcookies: Booth
RandomTrivia: Do we, uh... get to see the gameplay?
Didero: @LoadingReadyRun We can't see the game
oyleslyck: change camera view pls
TXC2: there we go
RandomTrivia: Thanks Paul!
oyleslyck: thank you
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Vanbael: I'm sure nothing bad will come from Heather and Paul's actions
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RandomTrivia: Aww that would have made a great clip, I'm sure :D
MrVirite: booth cam is nice
Lithobraker: Guess who won't be able to sign up for health insurance by the August 15th deadline because their identity verification is still pending :/
matthaus_c: why is our cuckoo clock like this
beowuuf: @Lithobraker cool system :(
HundreydAundre: Cuz Paul messed with time.
mitomanox: sounds appropriate that a game about marriage is a psychological horror one
TXC2: Lithobraker ooof, I'm sorry to hear that lrrHEART
beowuuf: lrrWOW
HundreydAundre: You DON"T! MESS. WITH: TIME?(...%$#@$)
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: "and really what is time?"
beowuuf: except the relationship police
Vanbael: And they call this contraption an heirloom
RandomTrivia: "the laws of time are mine, and they will obey me!" - the tenth doctor, shortly before hubris ensues
Didero: Seems like the clone thing stays even aftert he bird collapses
PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker Oh no katesCri
Saxpython: Now, you're thinking with Clones!
BrowneePoints: This is legit one of my fave stages in the whole game cuz of the powersets
TheThromborax: yeah, the game doesn't really explain that the clone doesn't fall
Didero: I would appreciate it if the ringing could stop
Didero: ah, there we go
Lithobraker: beowuuf I also fall into the bracket where I don't make enough to get the premium tax credit discounts, but can't get Medicaid because my state didn't expand it to childless adults :/
matthaus_c: time is collapsing all around you
TheThromborax: @BrowneePoints This one is really fun. Though, if I could, I would live in the "cold" one later on
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:38.
beowuuf: @Lithobraker ugh, great when you fall between the cracks like that :(
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheThromborax: let me just say that as someone who grew up with a coocoo clock in the house, this is exactly like what I imagined it was like on the inside
mitomanox: spider ragdoll, spider ragdoll
RandomTrivia: Clone seems like a misleading name, it's just a teleport point
Didero: Launch Your Wfe Simulator 2020
kusinohki: clocks all the way down
beowuuf: game still going the extra 1000 miles with these environment
TheThromborax: all clocks have clocks inside them
Didero: I was about to make the same joke, Paul :D
ContingentCat: it's clocks all the way down
TheThromborax: all the way to ticking quarks
BrowneePoints: The environment artists flexed hard on this game @beowuuf
TXC2: "the clock knows what time it is because the clock know what time it isn't."
iamn0tg00d: Yes.
RandomTrivia: LUL TXC2
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints i imagined they flexed so hard they were in traction for months
Didero: "How else would we afford these literal milllions of toys?!"
BrowneePoints: Yay therapy!
AveryCorvus: Yeah but think of how much cheaper this is
ContingentCat: that's a less fun game though
RandomTrivia: Regular couples therapy doesn't start with your daughter literally casting a spell that traps your consciousnesses in wooden dolls
AveryCorvus: If you could get effective couples therapy at a discount but you had to break some toys...
TheThromborax: the kinda-toxic moral of this game is that if someone doesn't love you, you can pester them until they change
matthaus_c: everyone knows the only way to save a relationship is to murder a perfectly innocent elephant queen
RandomTrivia: AveryCorvus Is that a Split the Room prompt? :D
Fairgrim: communication
l0gin4me: Killing an elephant didn't help your relationship?
TheThromborax: no, very toxic, kinda-moral
Saxpython: If this game was developed with videogame time "Crunch" I am going to be very upset.
beowuuf: the moral is, if you don't do the hard thing, then you'll eventually be forced to do the much harder thing
RandomTrivia: ^
Didero: Yeah, seems like this is far too detailed an environment to just rush you through like this
RandomTrivia: Sounds perfectly safe
TheThromborax: no, fucking take your time and explore
TheThromborax: these levels are amazing
lirazel64: Well, married with kids can *feel* like a crazy platformer with no time to talk...
beowuuf: @TheThromborax that's not a moral i've seen, it seems to be a a couple who both have their issues
CaptainSpam: Follow the time bubbles, as one does...
BrowneePoints: what beowuuf said. as that little interlude shows, cody and may still very much love each other, they just haven't been communicating, or doing therapy
kusinohki: am I hearing legally distinct harry potter music? or is it just me?
RandomTrivia: Chalk up another use for lrrCOW :D
BrowneePoints: Keep Running and Nobody Explodes
Didero: Yeah, I'm also in favour of calm exploration, but I'm not gonna tell Heather and Paul how to play :p
accountmadeforants: Here's a suggestion: Everyone who doesn't explode is a winner.
PharaohBender27: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
matthaus_c: best of three!
iamn0tg00d: Don't you control time?
RandomTrivia: Keep Racing and Nobody Explodes
Saxpython: @RandomTrivia :-)
TheThromborax: I don't buy it. This is a couple who have decided to split. the idea that someone can trick them into staying together is gross.
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flouncy_magooo: Yes, we're allabout saving the lives of toys
beowuuf: @kusinohki i want to say earlier music sounded sneakily like jurassic park, so it's possible? or it's based on temp music liek that
BrowneePoints: @TheThromborax what I see is a couple who decided to split after trying absolutely nothing
Didero: @TheThromborax I think they just gave up without even trying to fix their relationship, and this at least forces them to, a bit
saucemaster5000: I'm also not really buying this as a couple repairing anything -- couples therapy is hard work, and this is quite trivializing
TStodden: Manipulate time, while the other manipulate space
Snowcookies: I think I saw a time thing?
cuttlefishman: If only there was some way to stop a raincloud
RandomTrivia: It does look to me like they decided to split rather than talk to each other about problems
TXC2: "you gotta help us Doc, we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
RandomTrivia: As though they thought it was the easy option
RomanGoro: Of course it's trivializing what couples' issues are, this is all a child's vision of what's going on
BrowneePoints: and having a sibling who literally did the same thing to her partner earlier this year, it VERY much is a thing that happens, and you DO very much stare at them in disbelief
RandomTrivia: Watch your head, Paul
TheThromborax: I agree that it's implied they didn't talk or try to work it out. I just think it's gross that someone outside of their relationship is forcing them to work on it. If they decided to split that's valid
RandomTrivia: :D
RandomTrivia: Remember that the book is the manifestation of their daughter's desire for them to stay together
beowuuf: @TheThromborax this is a couple who don't communicate. They're being 'tricked' in to communicating. Note how we all hate the book, the book is not being painted as some 100% correct benign fairy who we believe is doing thigns the right way. Anyway, we can disagree with the story presentation, but the game itself is sweet
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Mr_Horrible: but was it always burning since the world's been turning?
Saxpython: @kusinohki I heard legally distinct Pirates of the Caribbean also
TXC2: TheThromborax to be fair that person is their daughter
mowdownjoe: Narrator: Paul was not helping.
TheThromborax: @TXC2 no, that person is the evil book pixie.
BrowneePoints: @TheThromborax you do have a very valid point. Like I said though, I enjoy the writing in this game, but it is VERY heavy handed
Didero: Wait, there's a woodcutting area too?
TehAmelie: the music sounds highly Tim Burton to me
Snowcookies: @TheThromborax tbf this is only happening because the kid wants the parents to talk to each other . If the kid didn't buy the book and wish for their parents to be on good terms again, this wouldn't have happened.
Transmuted_Elf: hm i guess this is about how she is in two places at once work and home and he has time to spare.....idk
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beowuuf: It feels like the book is just a personification of the daughter's maybe misplaced maybe not desires combined with the questionable content of a cheap book she's read?
RandomTrivia: @kusinohki Sometimes if you want your soundtrack to evoke a particular feeling, you can just use a snippet or motif of something that has cultural meaning. The audience will notice it (even if only subconciously) and the mood is evoked without risking IP law problems
BrowneePoints: @Transmuted_Elf hakim talked to them, cody says she needs to be two places at once and she said he doesn't respect time
TheThromborax: @BrowneePoints don't get me wrong, I enjoy the gameplay. This game shows unbelievable levels of game design. They try so many things and almost everything works great. And, yes, I agree that the writing is very heavy handed.
RandomTrivia: Are you SURE we can't just burn down the thorns?
TXC2: this level is literalising the metaphor
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Didero: I agree that the gameplay is better than the story, yeah
RomanGoro: Plus it's been clear that these two are self centered enough to have no trouble manipulating her daughter to cry to solve their troubles
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Transmuted_Elf: @BrowneePoints just tuned in about 10 min ago
RomanGoro: Which is 100% a thing that real people do, humans can be very falible
mitomanox: whay an annoying book
BrowneePoints: It's clear they are at the point in their fighting/relationship troubles that they are self-centered enough @RomanGoro
RandomTrivia: And now we're just BotW
TXC2: !vagh
LRRbot: bIQtIq labtaH RebelliousUno je. bIQtIq jorchanDaj yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
Kyir: That doesn't seem like good advice
Saxpython: Do we think this book has a Mary Poppins existence? Going from one relationship crisis to another?
Snowcookies: why does that command exist
saucemaster5000: The point at the bottom is -- this didn't have to be a game about a daughter's wish magically repairing a couple's divorce and that working -- that was a choice, along with choosing to make it work without thinking about what it would take to actually make this feel earned. They're borrowing emotion from real world problems to earn brownie points.
TXC2: Snowcookies because it's funny :p
TStodden: Time is an illusion... Lunchtime doubley so...
TheThromborax: @TXC2 why is that a command?
RomanGoro: Why wouldn't it exist, Snowcookies don't you know us yet?
TheThromborax: oh, ok
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Snowcookies there's a whole series of commands like !uno just in other languages
RandomTrivia: !uno
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RandomTrivia: That's why
iamn0tg00d: Hey Cody, I've got an idea... let's murder the book.
RomanGoro: !dos
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mowdownjoe: !russell
RomanGoro: !tres
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beowuuf: I'll be interested to see what the ending actually is, and how many steps it takes to get there. I'd forgive a happy ending if there are enough steps in between (we seems to have four stages to get through, so if there's enough character beats in them then maybe...) or i'm currently expecting a more 'stay friends' downer ending for them to reach
TXC2: !shi
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beowuuf: !vagh
LRRbot: bIQtIq labtaH RebelliousUno je. bIQtIq jorchanDaj yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
accountmadeforants: !een
mitomanox: he's like the dungeon master in the d&d saturday morning cartoon
TheThromborax: is that klingon?
TXC2: TheThromborax sure is
RandomTrivia: It is Klingon
TheThromborax: did you do Russian?
saucemaster5000: but we'll see, I quite like these developers previous games and this does look fun
TXC2: no, it's just those five
TheThromborax: "just"
TheThromborax: for a joke command that most people will never see, it's an impressive amount of effort
RandomTrivia: Oh we see it regularly on MoC
RandomTrivia: But I guess it never comes up on other streams
TrueTransSoulAlesha: !updog
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accountmadeforants: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
DarkMorford: Hey folks
RandomTrivia: Hey there DarkMorford sergehI
beowuuf: sergeHi DM
RandomTrivia: sergeHi
Saxpython: hey
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @DarkMorford ! You missed the part where our protags are absolute horrific monsters
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: Lrrbot having obscure commands that sometimes even us Mods don't know about? the devil you say
Didero: c-c-c-clone time
accountmadeforants: !saveallgnomes
LRRbot: *Looks down and whispers*... No
TXC2: Hello DarkMorford welcome
RandomTrivia: Hey if you want large amounts of effort for low-payoff commands, we have plenty
RandomTrivia: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
DarkMorford: @PharaohBender27 I thought that was just assumed for any game. :p
RandomTrivia: That one is itself a reference to a command in Serge's stream, where !sassplan gets you "I don't know, ask the mods"
accountmadeforants: !sær
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
Didero: The sound effect for the timefreeze power is the WORST part of this game by far
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PharaohBender27: Oh hey, that little arrow icon is reminiscent of the Checkpoint logo
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Active gaming!
accountmadeforants: Anyway
accountmadeforants: !hide
LRRbot: You disappear from sight.
Didero: "I thought I'd make time for you" is a fun joke, but it becomes mean since he just told May she doesn't make enough time for him or Rose
TXC2: most ominous
RandomTrivia: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
iamn0tg00d: To murder the book.
cuttlefishman: Calling it
cuttlefishman: She's a software engineer
BrowneePoints: I mean, she's an engineer, and blowing it up is the obvious solution
Lithobraker: May works for BAE systems Kappa
RomanGoro: No, seriously, can I get the concept art for this game as a coffee table book?
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! how much have I missed? are we still trying to make rose cry?
Zaghrog: @TheMerricat No, did that
RomanGoro: No, we did that already
RandomTrivia: We made her cry by brutally torturing the elephant queen
RandomTrivia: It did nothing
RomanGoro: didn't work
TXC2: hello TheMerricat we've killed the elephant, and now we're a in clock
TheMerricat: how shocking
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat we did. it was really heavy. I suggest the VOD
beowuuf: @Didero you could argue that him not doing some of the housework stuff means she doens't have all her free time to herself when she gets back from work? So him 'making time for her' could mean something else? Not sure :)
RAICx: TheMerricat it was legitimately upsetting
DeM0nFiRe: *slap slap slap slap slap slap*
BrowneePoints: although CW on it. it's REALLY messed up @TheMerricat
Metric_Furlong: we brutally murdered a helpless elephant as it cried for mercy the entire time for nothing
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Don't watch the VoD unless you're sat down and in a good place psychologically
Lithobraker: @TheMerricat nah, we successfully committed regicide and bathed in Rose's tears, surprisingly that didn't work.
Didero: @Didero Hmm, yeah, I forgot that Cody isn't the best househusband either.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat We did that by being the absolute fucking worst, and of course it didn't work. We saw a lead via a letter Rose had written, but the magical book tore it into four pieces we have to retrieve.
Metric_Furlong: (I am in no way exegerating)
PharaohBender27: ^
TXC2: is this a rhythm game? Kappa
TheMerricat: so what is our current 'bright' idea for fixing our size?
beowuuf: themerricat: yeah, big surprise, making rose cry was just mean and didn't work. She'd wrote a note saying she knew how to fix things (ominously it started wiht 'i know it's my fault' but the book tore it in four and is forcing the couple to start talking to each other, and doing a quest to get the four parts to get the note back
Didero: Aw, I should be going. See you all in Wednesday and in the VOD!
RandomTrivia: We have to gather the four pieces of Rose's letter (which the asshole book tore up) in order to get the secret (to something)
vegetalss4: @TheMerricat Rose wrote a letter, book tore it in four, we think it has the solution on it.
TXC2: TheMerricat right now, Cody has time powers, and May can make copies of herself
TheMerricat: ah! thanks chat :)!
BrowneePoints: @TheMerricat Hakim took Rose's letter and ripped it into 4, when they get all 4 pieces back they'll have the key. Basically couple's therapy
beowuuf: night didero!
TXC2: so long Didero stay safe
TheMerricat: night! @didero
TehAmelie: is that a Simon Says game with just three choices?
TXC2: you go to some odd parks May
PharaohBender27: katesLol
beowuuf: no i totally recall that in battersea park :p
BrowneePoints: Idioms rarely make logical sense in the sentences they're used in @TXC2
Fairgrim: I like how the ammo is stored inside the tower
Metric_Furlong: !birb
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TXC2: BrowneePoints indeed
Nydestroyer: wait I just realized is this another case of the eagles saving the day at the end? LUL
BrowneePoints: I turned into Lemony Snicket there for a second @TXC2 xD
Lithobraker: It's funny watching Heather and Paul play this compared to the couples I've watched play this, the couples spend a lot more time killing each other as a joke
accountmadeforants: See, this is what LotR would have been like if the eagles had helped along Kappa
PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker katesLol I didn't realize you could do that
TXC2: Paul is too smart to kill Heather
beowuuf: @Lithobraker yeah, paul and heather have only engaged in that 1 - 5% of the time. So far.
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 You mean *try* to kill
TXC2: PharaohBender27 yes...yes I do mean try
RandomTrivia: Paul and Heather are videogames-minded streamers, not just looking for cheap laughs but actually trying to play the game :D
accountmadeforants: A discount puzzzle
TXC2 wipes sweat from brow
CaptainSpam: Y'know, my parents always had cuckoo clocks when I was growing up. Maybe I should've taken more time to see what was inside them.
RandomTrivia: Pffft
beowuuf: @TheMerricat right now they are chasing wooden cookoo versions of their real selves that are on a track
accountmadeforants: Squish
RandomTrivia: That was DARK
Snowcookies: death
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP katesRip
Styxseus: Ok, wow
RandomTrivia: We didn't see it, but we know EXACTLY what happened there
Lokolos: Has there been an explanation as to why these two got married in the first place? Seems like there wasn't much in common...
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Well, they deserved it after what they did to that poor elephant
Lithobraker: @PharaohBender27 remember the hammer and nail section? You can absolutely bonk each other and spear them with the nails
Saxpython: lrrDARK
TheMerricat: that hasn't stopped so many people @lokolos
accountmadeforants: Oh, can may put a clone of herself somewhere in the way, then teleport to it once the wall passes it?
SquirrelLord1111: Clone so you're behind it?
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 I will not disagree with you. My heart still aches from that scene
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vegetalss4: My prediction is that the solution involves cloning "behind" the wall
beowuuf: @Lokolos feels like part of couple's therapy is to explore that, so hopefully we'll find out. They've mentioned their first date so far
DarkMorford: Okay, chat, do I need to go back and watch the first two VODs right away, or can I watch this live and then catch up later?
RandomTrivia: Remember the advice of Nightcrawler and try NOT to teleport into a wall
RandomTrivia: LUL
BrowneePoints: @DarkMorford I'd suggest the VODs
McMims: no rush, just getting squished
TheMerricat: @darkmorford key things to remember dysfunctional couple book bad little girl crying
TehAmelie: "I don't want to rush you or anything but" - Paul Saunders, last words
Snowcookies: first try even
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford I mean, if you understand the basic gist, you can probably keep watching this and catch up later. But content warning for a scene earlier in this session.
Lithobraker: @Lokolos ironically they seem to have been way more happy before they had Rose. Like 90% of their problems arise from the stress of parentjood
cuttlefishman: Rose is stealing all of their toys
TheMerricat: @lithobraker or the stress of parent hood combined with the refusal to adjust their lifestyle to being parents
Saxpython: Clocktower? We're now Castlevania
mitomanox: so the lesson from all of this is that good parenting is easier than fighting demons summoned by your daughter
Metric_Furlong: just need to watch out for a rat that sounds like Vincent Price
RandomTrivia: benginTry
beowuuf: @DarkMorford this is a series of puzzles, and the story has 'reset' right now, so you could keep going? basiclly coupel getting divorced, their kid cried on some dolls while reading a self help book, and the parents are now dolls. The book has torn up a note fro mtheir daughter, ans is forcing them to work together to get the note. They hope the note will let them find out how to stop being dolls (because they are in the selfish part of their divorce and not thinking about their kid right now_
DeM0nFiRe: mcgFirst
RandomTrivia: That looked like a soft cutscene to me
BrowneePoints: This visual direction in this level is AMAZING
RandomTrivia: Oh hey Heimdall
TXC2: "he can't move" 1000000% means he'll move
ContingentCat: lrrEFF gatekeepers
BrowneePoints: but I also love clockwork stuff so there's that
Lokolos: Ben and Alex just got chills and don't know why
noSmokeFire: is this Let's Nope? sure is a lot of keys...
accountmadeforants: The Cryptkeeper...
mowdownjoe: Keys? Is this Let's Nope?
Snowcookies: he looks to be holding a key
RandomTrivia: !quote 6020
LRRbot: Quote #6020: "Doors: my greatest video game enemy." —Heather [2019-04-29]
Lithobraker: Like they both gave up their hobbies after having Rose...
Zaghrog: this being a horror game is not even a joke, really
accountmadeforants: I do have a moment once in a while where I just go "Man... video games...", this is one of those moments.
ContingentCat: and we've had to get batteries too
PharaohBender27: Generator? Keys? Oh my God, this IS a horror game!
Saxpython: Is May the Master of Unlocking?
kusinohki: heather may have video gamed before
beowuuf: @Lithobraker feels liek they know what they should be doing, but haven't actually spoken to each other about the best way to do it (in terms of parenting, their needs, etc), so have fallen in to a pattern of obligation and resentment.
RandomTrivia: It is VERY Rube Goldberg in here
Snowcookies: wow
RandomTrivia: And this is part Divine Beast, part Snake Way
CaptainSpam: Why is there a sundial INSIDE a cuckoo clock?
BrowneePoints: Excellent design
RandomTrivia: Videogames!
kusinohki: @CaptainSpam redundant time keeping?
fry_dx: @CaptainSpam how else would the cuckoo know what time it is?
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Good question. No more questions. Kappa
Metric_Furlong: this game has been really good for that, honestly
RandomTrivia: Heather's gone off the rails! lrrBEEJ
lirazel64: I like that excuses the stereotypical man gives ("Of course I'm never home, I'm working for all our stuff!") is in May's voice, and the stereotypical woman's complaint ("You never have time for me and the kid!") is in Cody's voice.
beowuuf: it's like no one watches marshall's watch videos. He takes apart the watches, finds the cuckoos inside, and makes sure their sundials are correctly lined up. Classic
accountmadeforants: See, if you average out a bunch of bad clocks you get a mediocre clock. And that's why some clocks have so many gears. Gear reduction of time.
Saxpython: @beowuuf lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: it's classic reasons but not given in cliched ways
BrowneePoints: @lirazel64 i rather enjoy the gender role reversals
RandomTrivia: @accountmadeforants benginFacepalm
lirazel64: @browneepoints Me too.
BrowneePoints: May is mechanically minded and logical and Cody is the creative dreamer
RandomTrivia: Nice!
RandomTrivia: Oh hey I remember this shrine
Styxseus: I was gonna say, wait why does this seem so familiar? :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: we?
RandomTrivia: Same way you got in?
Snowcookies: can you clone and get the object out?
TStodden: Clone out?
RandomTrivia: "Will my clothes teleport with me?"
beowuuf: this is the teleporter problem, clone goes with the key, and original heather just left to die?
HundreydAundre: Heimdall?!
HundreydAundre: Were he'd bee?
TXC2: beowuuf the prestige problem
RandomTrivia: Oh good, it wasn't just me getting Heimdall vibes
ContingentCat: and have the character insist it won't move, they're definitly going to fight it
accountmadeforants: And now it becomes Kingdom Hearts
BrowneePoints: Wait that's a Keyblade! Is that just Sora!?
beowuuf: i mean we've done every other game, we need to do dark souls sooner or later. Giant armoured monster seems about right
beowuuf: @TXC2 :D
HundreydAundre: This is literally Straight Outta the Bifrost
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noSmokeFire: oh I love it
mtvcdm: Well, this is some kind of bull
PharaohBender27: Clockwork minotaur?
beowuuf: it's the mechanical bull, we're hercules now
mowdownjoe: Asterius?
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Snowcookies: bulls don't really care about the colour, just the moving object
TehAmelie: is this a metaphor for struggling against the clock?
TXC2: being bullish with time?
accountmadeforants: Snowcookies And, you know, being stabbed a bunch
HundreydAundre: Colours when taken literally can be deemed provocative, I guess...
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
Saxpython: lol
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP katesRip
TXC2: how Ironic
RandomTrivia: Top ten anime betrayals
Styxseus: :D
BrowneePoints: That's a tpk style cascade failure
beowuuf: cool, not a heath bar, it's how broken we get the seal
Nydestroyer: what a bunch of bull Kappa
kusinohki: must remember to mooooove out of the way
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki lrrWOW
lirazel64: Daedalus has a lot to answer for.
mitomanox: i'm baffled on how long this game has gone in terms of variety of gameplay and visuals from since they began playing it. loving it
beowuuf: @kusinohki b-oooooo
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: ok that one will be a better clip
beowuuf: @mitomanox it's amazing, and given we're only on part one of the four part note, we're not done yet :)
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
beowuuf: killed another toy! yay!
Nydestroyer: @beowuuf at least this one didnt beg for its life
BrindleBoar: lrrJUDGE
HundreydAundre: Remember chat. Don't mess with time at home kids....
Styxseus: :D
TXC2: !clips
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SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Saxpython: lol
DarkMorford: LUL
Mr_Horrible: LUL
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
TheMerricat: tbf I don't think a killer mechanical bull was one of roses toys, or if it was, she likely didn't play with it. :)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TXC2: the Betrayal!
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
BrowneePoints: !clip
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Styxseus: That was perfect!
RandomTrivia: The revenge!
Transmuted_Elf: FBtouchdown
noSmokeFire: ideal
TehAmelie: that never happened in Life is Strange
lirazel64: The soundscape in the game is excellent.
RandomTrivia: I have the perfect title for that
Dr_Noonian_Soong: that was genuinely funny
Fairgrim: send us to the highlight reel
Styxseus: Oh boy
RandomTrivia: Mmmmm, delicious netcode
PharaohBender27: Dang, so many folks beat me to it
mowdownjoe: This bit feels like it was made for local co-op.
Mangledpixel: oh, the desync is not kind for this section
HundreydAundre: Strange clippin' anomalies goin' down here, game.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Zaghrog: seabatClap
TehAmelie: how ironic, having total control over time and still having timing troubles
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: this is like the first time there's been any sort of issue, which feels bloody impressive given we're 8 hours in
TheMerricat: May seems a bit... homicidal
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee!
Styxseus: I like the theme thats starting to form
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TXC2: if there was gonna be a section to have time desync, this is it
mitomanox: @mitomanox wow, 4 parts. btw, thank you for being such a long time subscriber to my favorite channel in the world. i haven't been able to subscribe lately, but will as soon as my situation allows me to do it again i will, and i appreciate who does it, because LRR is GOLD
kusinohki: oh no! we have to face the Clock King!
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
BrowneePoints: the visual design of this level is so good
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RandomTrivia: This level is incredibly satisfying to behold
BrowneePoints: all this polished brass and burnished gold is PRETTY
mitomanox: @TheMerricat wow Thanks for the gift sub man
CaptainSpam: NOW KISS!
BrowneePoints: I remember this Mario Party game!
RandomTrivia: We're covering all the LRR streams one by one!
circusofkirkus: oh, Fall Guys
BrowneePoints: I wanna say Mario Party 3?
HundreydAundre: Kind of felt Paul Timewalkin' could hold stairs in place but also... Stop messin' w/ time, ME!
noSmokeFire: couldn't you just stand on the edge?
beowuuf: @mitomanox never underestimate the value of just being able to watch the content and chat :) it all helps them and creates the community!
bobhopp: Ooo, dirty pool, clock!
Snowcookies: Fall Guys
MadmanOreo: suddenly Fall Guys
accountmadeforants: This is why people warn you about the dangers of time travel. Messes with time and causes it to stab you
RandomTrivia: It's an elevator stage, which makes this a Megaman level
TXC2: chat games existed before Fall guys
RandomTrivia: This clock is telling us it's time to die
Saxpython: @RandomTrivia :-)
Wolfstrike_NL: can't we just stand in the middle
BrowneePoints: The time is....DEATH O' CLOCK!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: @TXC2 citation needed
kusinohki: "time for you to die Mr Bond"
TXC2: noSmokeFire :D
ghyllnox: I do not think that word means what you think it means
Styxseus: Time to die.
BrowneePoints: I'm a huge Dethklok fan
saucemaster5000: but fall guys is the most recent game that required jumping!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: RandomTrivia but it took a long time to finish the journey, so it has to be a Mass Effect stage Kappa
HundreydAundre: See kids? Ya mess w/ time, only for it to fork out of it. Minutes and hours.
mitomanox: @mitomanox here for it <3
RandomTrivia: @Metric_Furlong :D
iamn0tg00d: Not get them together, get them on the same track.
beowuuf: lol, they keep going their separate ways, how metaphoric
kusinohki: they got together and then split up? just like your marriage?
RandomTrivia: They understand that they are their own people, but by working separately towards the same goal, stuff gets done
TehAmelie: some clocks may have lost theirs
ZawaAmaz: Astar a robot from Planet Danger?
Styxseus: That rope is moveing in some strange ways
beowuuf: looks like an arena
PharaohBender27: !birb
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TXC2: !birb
Mr_Horrible: oh hey, we Bioshock Infinite now
TheMerricat: BTW chat, I know I missed most of the front of today's stream but as I was coming in there was a discussion about what I perceived to be a certain distrust over how this game is going to end. I will admit that I couldn't wait to find out the ending due to that issue myself and I think folk will be pleasantly surprised by how the game handles things, despite it all.
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
TheAinMAP: Cookoo?
Saxpython: Time Owl
accountmadeforants: Bioshock Infinite time!
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat That's reassuring to hear
BrowneePoints: It's the Deep Doodoo Cuckoo
accountmadeforants: This is extremely cool
Saxpython: @TheMerricat LRRAwesome
Saxpython: close enough
mitomanox: @accountmadeforants it surely borrows from many aesthetic styles such as that one
mitomanox: and ALL the harry potter references omg
BrowneePoints: this entire sequence kicks ass
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
PharaohBender27: GET WREKT
TXC2: ever forward, never learning
BrowneePoints: oooooh. stream did NOT like this part. frames why lol
RandomTrivia: Nah, the Resident Evil principle tells us that bird will be back anyway
jibkat: Ever again
mtvcdm: This game has been full of nothing but good things happening to you.
Alex_Frostfire: bbirbLurk
Red_Mage__: Last time I saw someone play this section the framerate went really weird
beowuuf: one more, gosh this environment
ContingentCat: yet
jibkat: Ever again, ever again, ever again
Metric_Furlong: we didn't have to fight him *then*
jibkat: Ever, AGAIN
RandomTrivia: UM
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
mitomanox: rhythm cafe
accountmadeforants: Seriously, the sound design, phenomenal.
RandomTrivia: This seems fine
beowuuf: time is the fire in which we all burn
BrowneePoints: you broke the clock
Styxseus: Hows it going? Like clockwork! But like in a bad way!
jibkat: All clocks are angry
RandomTrivia: Oh I love the dolly zoom there
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RandomTrivia: Into the gameplay
kusinohki: *chants* Cagliostro ending! Cagliostro ending!
mitomanox: it has no integration with your smartphone
mtvcdm: Why do we have half the things we have
cuttlefishman: This was inherited
RandomTrivia: You definitely got upsold on this
TheMerricat: Chat is this just an anti-squirrel measure that we forgot we installed? :P
ContingentCat: or was it suspisciously cheap?
PharaohBender27: O_o
cuttlefishman: Also, "A Way Out" was the previous game by this dev
Styxseus: Oh thats neat
RandomTrivia: Oh that is very clever
Saxpython: Dormamu, i've come to bargain!
PharaohBender27: Three! The answer is three, Data! Kappa
beowuuf: suspiciously multidimensional clock sellers, no, we don't have transdimensional technology, so stop asking
TXC2: !findquote clock
LRRbot: Quote #5089: "I think it might be gun o'clock." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
Styxseus: Why is clock full of grenades? xD
accountmadeforants: It's (mad) about time
Styxseus: Uhhhhh
TheAinMAP: Dang.
BrowneePoints: that sound effect was GOOD
CaptainSpam: Okay, that one wasn't our fault.
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Metric_Furlong: it's feeling very.... wound-up
ContingentCat: it's been working 24/7
Jogela: BEcause you cannot time? Maybe it is just an illusion?
kusinohki: the constant ticking drives it insane?
Red_Mage__: Hit us right in the frames
buemmschaf: is the clock going to be okay?
Snowcookies: is this a metaphor
iamn0tg00d: You just deathstared the clock.
mitomanox: the slow mo voice scene because yes
mtvcdm: This game is one of The Most Extra games in the whole world
RomanGoro: This clock is a bit of a hazard
RandomTrivia: Everything is FIRE
TehAmelie: everything you meet is unreasonably angry at you. except that elephant we killed i guess
Saxpython: We're exploring the relationship perils of Time
TehAmelie: i think these people are unlikable or something
beowuuf: he can't make infinite time :p
noSmokeFire: time to kill another precious family heirloom
BrowneePoints: this sequence is SO cool
accountmadeforants: Reasonably angry
TheNerdWonder: everything is Fine.
Boon_33: Got this great clock at WMD clocks LLC
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie Moon Baboon was entirely reasonably angry at us, tbf
RandomTrivia: "I'm sorry my love" "I'm sorry my love" "I'm sorry my love"
mtvcdm: This game is an allegory about remembering how the Fast and Furious franchise started out about stealing DVD players.
ContingentCat: the slowed down voices is great
beowuuf: cody learning the valuable lesson of actually creating some time for your busy spouce.
TheAinMAP: Right into the heart.
noSmokeFire: wait, but that means the clock was always going to explode
mtvcdm: Run for your life! Again! Some more!
beowuuf: I presume now she will have to figure out how to be present in two places?
CaptainSpam: Well, now you broke time. Good job.
Styxseus: What
RandomTrivia: wat
Saxpython: Now Kiss?
mtvcdm: The devs had A LOT of fun making this it's obvious.
TXC2: "if i could turn back time!"
mowdownjoe: METAPHOR
RandomTrivia: Neat
TheMerricat: Oh chat, I get it! Rewind time to heal our hearts :P
jibkat: Never going to give you up
RandomTrivia: D'aww
jibkat: Never going to let you down
beowuuf: nice use of split screen
RandomTrivia: *Kathleen*: JUST KISS ALREADY!
mtvcdm: punch book
noSmokeFire: unfortunately for this metaphor, the tracks don't actually connect
BrowneePoints: Cody and Hakim having the same VO is so great. The Actor is just arguing with himself xD
RandomTrivia: Good grief Book, take a god damn breath every once in a while
Styxseus: Timey wimey, wibbly wobbly
Sanityis0verrated: tardis clock
Snowcookies: oh
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
Saxpython: Let's find out how we dissapoint Rose next!
CaptainSpam: Mom's been comatose for a good long time, Rose.
RandomTrivia: oh no, even now Rose is trying to please her parents and make things better... lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: Oh good, I was worried it was going to fall on Rose or something
iamn0tg00d: I can't wait until the end of this game when you both realize you're both very different people, and your relationship has run it's natural course, and divorce is the best option for everyone.
AveryCorvus: That age old saying, a broken clock is right 100% of the time because it fixes itself
Dreamlettuce: Elephant broke, clock works again. It's equivalent exchange.
BrowneePoints: I mean, at least Rose used caution and safety getting up and down
Sanityis0verrated: you just have to hit it hard enough
TheMerricat: So chat how old do we think Rose is?
jibkat: Toilet fridge?
Lithobraker: "Mom are you having one of those wine naps again?"
Transmuted_Elf: did she set the time before putting it back up?
LaskoReadsComics: This game is so weird
TheAinMAP: Therapy time?
kusinohki: @TheMerricat 8-10 ?
TXC2: TheMerricat 7?
Styxseus: Hmmmm
Fairgrim: we knew the first two corners were a trick
blip2004: magnet time
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia remmeber the note started 'i know this is my fault but i know how to fix it' before it got snatched away :(
Saxpython: @TheMerricat Agreed
Styxseus: Hey book, heard of.. repulsion..?
beowuuf: horny book, please stop
Zaghrog: ok, I kind of liked that
noSmokeFire: definitely the fridge
TheAinMAP: Snowglobe?
mtvcdm: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
TheMerricat: LOL chat :P
beowuuf: LOL
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, a magnet with Morth and Couth poles...
SoldieroFortune: Did ... did that book just make a monopole ...?
Fairgrim: red vs blue
mtvcdm: Are we literally, magnets how the bus do they work?
TXC2: Magnets: how do they work?
Metric_Furlong: well, Hakim doesn't want to talk to no scientist
TehAmelie: paramagnetic powers, eh
Saxpython: We Insane Clown Posse Now?
mitomanox: another cruel trick of the game master
jibkat: They are in the wedding photos?
RandomTrivia: That, kids, is NOT how dipolar magnets work...
TheAinMAP: Yep, snow globe.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, wouldn't they both have both poles now?
circusofkirkus: This is a weird SAW reboot
beowuuf: @TheMerricat like 10?
ContingentCat: I feel like arguing about science with a magical talking book might be a futile battle
RandomTrivia: That's ALSO not how magnets work!
noSmokeFire: what the fuck, book
Styxseus: Yeeeaahhh
mitomanox: yup a cruel dm
noSmokeFire: "Welcome to my magical realm!"
Decaped: Book is big fan of pseudoscience.
A_Dub888: All in favor of burning the book with, like, a LOT of kerasine
Snowcookies: that book needs a restraining order
TehAmelie: railroading the players is not just his strategy, it's his lifestyle
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300
Saxpython: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
BrowneePoints: It is! I can't believe y'all keep getting these in perfect stopping points
TXC2: thanks for streaming Heather and Paul
beowuuf: thanks for the stream! and thanks for the chat, chat!
mitomanox: quite a journey
Saxpython: That got Heavy
kusinohki: just had a thought - this is all going to end with them kissing and reversing the doll curse.... not sure how I feel about that
RandomTrivia: This game is very good at being unpredictable
SnowbirdMike: Great game.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrHEATHER and lrrPAUL ! lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
Lithobraker: I like how the magnets have a "M" and "C" on them instead of "N" and "S"
CaptainSpam: It's looked like a fun game thus far.
lirazel64: I
RandomTrivia: I need to go watch footage of kittens to forget what we did to Cutie
TXC2: it was upsetting :p
BrowneePoints: Yea, you can look up YouTube compilations of it now Paul.
BrowneePoints: The reactions are...great
PharaohBender27: Yeah, YouTube VOD's going to need a content warning
BrowneePoints: people are generally horrified
cuttlefishman: It was lit. worse than Spec Ops the Line
lirazel64: I'm not sure I like the mind behind this game.
ihlendrax: The baking doll was creepy, too.
Styxseus: I need to go back and watch the vod, I keep hearing people mentioning the elephant after playing this
RandomTrivia: It was like watching a puppy murdered on live tv
Metric_Furlong: Styxseus it's a bit messed-up, be advised
Saxpython: I hope to "earn" page 4, we need to Repair Queen Cuttie III
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia That's actually an apt comparison
SnowbirdMike: Haha
Styxseus: Np, but thanks for the heads-up! @Metric_Furlong
Snowcookies: a year is 30 months
RandomTrivia: Warning to anyone who didn't see it live - If you are not in a good place mentally, do not watch the elephant scene, if you empathise easily, it will fuck you up
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Starstruck Prologue) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1:58 from now).
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Paul! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
TXC2: we'll know in our hearts
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
beowuuf: i finally watched scream ninja, stocked up on faces from both of you for a while p
beowuuf: 'help'
RandomTrivia: *heckling
Styxseus: :D
TXC2: they're going to """"""help"""""""
lirazel64: Very moral.
mitomanox: thanks for the fun lovely people
TheMerricat: I mean it's not as if the book wasn't actively working against you anyway.....
beowuuf: i mean compared to the book itself, paul and beej are very helpful
TheMerricat: Kinda like this game :D
gamblingaregood: Aw I pretty much exactly missed it.
RandomTrivia: They keep coming up with new abilities! How can they KEEP doing that?!
Wolfstrike_NL: This game feels really big for a co-op game
ContingentCat: maybe put the let's nope spoop message on the vod?
beowuuf: they clearly have three more levels and mechanics up their sleeve at least :)
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2661 patrons for a total of $19,594.76 per month.
Styxseus: Thanks for the stream <3
Saxpython: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
Snowcookies: bye
beowuuf: thanks! byyyye!
TXC2: !twitter
SnowbirdMike: bye
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !ytmember
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Metric_Furlong: by paul and heather, thanks for the stream
beowuuf: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart seabatClap
TXC2: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
RandomTrivia: Bear in mind that we've already had a solid 7 hours of gameplay and we don't seem to be close to done, that's enormous for a couch co-op game
HundreydAundre: M...Kay-Byeeeeeccss!!!
Saxpython: hey TXC2
TXC2: hi
beowuuf: night chat! thanks for all the opinions and respectful discussions, it's been cool
Saxpython: can someone put newlines in the !homestramscommand
RandomTrivia: Night beowuuf! benginHi
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
RandomTrivia: Carriage returns are not supported in Twitch Chat
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out with us!
RandomTrivia: Additional spaces are removed
Saxpython: k thanks
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
beowuuf: sergeHi night heather
RandomTrivia: Plus, if you have a different sized window, it will newline differently
TXC2: what RandomTrivia said, trust me it BUGS me too
TXC2: LunarJade lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: It really makes me mad when I can't separate the setup and punchline of a joke
Juliamon: yeah, the inability to control that is SO frustrating
RandomTrivia: Especially joke formats like "Person" "Also person"
TXC2 tags in Juliamon
Saxpython: hmmm
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
beowuuf: sergeModLove mods both coming and going
beowuuf: night txc2
Saxpython: My software brain is going to chew on that a little
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2! Take care! sergeModLove
Saxpython: Thanks guys
Saxpython: lrrHEART
beowuuf: time to fall asleep to finale of daymare 1998 and have weird dreams
Juliamon: Twitch chat is basically a really ugly hack of IRC
RandomTrivia: This message has five spaces between words
RandomTrivia: But of course, it doesn't
Juliamon: There's only so much they can do with it unless they scrap it entirely.
HundreydAundre: were subtle, yet toxic more or less, right?
HundreydAundre: Subtle toxicity, Or did I tangle myself without context?
Juliamon: We're talking about the chat client itself, not the members
RandomTrivia: Any platform for online discourse becomes a reflection of the people who take part in it
RandomTrivia: That's why the LRR community is so good, because it's full of Good People™
RandomTrivia runs away before hexy_lexy finds out
Juliamon: hmm... I smell a burning-food smell, I should investigate
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine