PaperDoopliss: Listing demos as "prologue" under their own steam page is, as I understand it, a marketing trick used to get a free product to the top of the trending lists when a demo wouldn't count
Mysticman89: this game was described as ps2 era in reviews a bunch
ContingentCat: so full
DarkMorford: @TheMerricat LUL
Saxpython: @TheMerricat That is LrrAmazing
Lysander_Gustav: neat
Styxseus: Haha @TheMerricat
TheMerricat: Not my work, from the dev's twitter :)
Saxpython: :|
Lysander_Gustav: Thank you TheMerricat
Styxseus: My face hurts :D
Juliamon: đź‘€ I see you LRRmans
Saxpython: @Juliamon :-D
ContingentCat: !! LRRmans next weekend
serramarkov: I feel like we want to be George Carlin in this game, but we don't have a phone booth.
SoldieroFortune: Resident Evil: Seven Point One Point Age
Saxpython: East coast has good timeslot. 10 am is great
PharaohBender27: Well, minus that one scene today . . .
Saxpython: o7 Queen
mtvcdm: It Takes Two is 'remember how Fast and Furious used to be about stealing DVD's', but a single videogame.
TheMerricat: ?codefall 2
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Saxpython: @mtvcdm Truth
DeM0nFiRe: Meta af
ContingentCat: how meta, nice
Lysander_Gustav: well, cool
hexy_lexy: YEAH LRRMANS
Saxpython: :-(
ContingentCat: I'm sure we'll cope
offbeatwitch: oh so THAT'S what the trash cans are for
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Styxseus: :D
Saxpython: The casual 8
djalternative: I have arrived to see the Wheels come off this stream
mtvcdm: Fun fact: a 365-day challenge only asks you for *one* stream a day
Mordin_Solus_Sings: AH, this game has the same composer as TIIK. That makes sense.
asthanius: Head oils have destroyed the headphones
ContingentCat: fun
Mordin_Solus_Sings: *YIIK
Styxseus: :D
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Styxseus: This was such a treat, thank you so much for streaming this <3
Saxpython: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: thank Heather and Ian
Saxpython: I worked on this during the stream
djalternative: @mtvcdm Why do that when you can do 25 streams each 0.96 hours long every day?
Saxpython: Do you guys know that hit movie theme by Kermitt - "Rain-Refraction Phenomena Bond" For what reasons are their such an abundance of/ musical works about rain-refraction phenomena/ and how they relate to your current location
Saxpython: Thanks guys
kusinohki: @Saxpython I just watched a muppet show episode that had the lead singer from Blondie. She and Kermit dueted that song...
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out with us! <3
Saxpython: PogChamp
DarkMorford: Have a good evening, Heather and Ian!
LordZarano: Name a third song about rainbows
Saxpython: lol
Saxpython: Best I can offer is 2
djalternative: @LordZarano Rainbow Bright's theme song?
Saxpython: what a great bar trivia question
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
benjamin_wheeler: gonna need a hot minute
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DarkMorford: @benjamin_wheeler All I got's a cool 60 seconds
ContingentCat: how about a luke warm 5 minutes?
Gaz_L: Big thanks to Wheeler for pointing me at Team Leviathan for deck lists, btw. Been having a lot of fun this week jamming games while building up their budget Scoia'tael deck
asthanius: May I offer you a scalding hour?
djalternative: I've got a scalding hour. Going once
djalternative: Scalding Hour going twice
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
djalternative: Sold to @asthanius and their scalding hour
asthanius: lrrARROWS
asthanius: Turns out you can't modify animated emotes
Gaz_L: Wheeler panickedly opening the 500 kegs he talked James into letting him buy
DarkMorford: Not surprising
asthanius: I just want to squish the signal emote
asthanius: squishnal
charli3_r: hey bennnn
asthanius: I was walking in the lab late one night
Kramburger: What is this S'uun you speak of?
Gaz_L: Perfect
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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serramarkov: Time and hydration help fix those things for me.
Shaena: Hey Ben, wanted to say that you got me back into Gwent and I'm having a ton of fun with it <3
TheMerricat: lrrSHINE lrrBEEJ lrrSHINE
ZackTheCatKing: Ahoy hoy
djalternative: You should've gone for the full can
asthanius: Ben's never played a combo in their life
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved beyond measure!!! <3
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DarkMorford: I like combos, too. Burger, fries, *and* a Coke! Kappa
gualdhar: Combo's great, it's the fastest way to learn to lose
serramarkov: That can lead to fun and potentially embarrassing noises- I speak from experience.
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: i'm here for bald sons
asthanius: We learned to eat, love, and pray
KWardJenx: Who doesn't like savory Combos? Cheddar filled cracker-y goodness? Or maybe pizza cheesy pretzel? Delightful
asthanius: X-Men?
Gaz_L: Or like actual medieval army tactics!
asthanius: Les Mis?
bat_wool: @loadingreadyrun Hi Wheeler, you've inspired me to get into Gwent again.
Gaz_L: That's me!
djalternative: What game is Gaz going to play on The Card is Right tonight?
DarkMorford: Jacked Pot of Greed?
Gaz_L: Oh, I hope Plinko is on the menu!
Gaz_L: I assume that's a Syndicate deck?
Gaz_L: The Assimilate Nilfgaard decks are the ones I have trouble with
ContingentCat: I keep hearing jacked pot as jackbox but that's wed
psykoki114: dont thin kicking oneiro or assualt is ever correct
bat_wool: Have you tried making a Monster deck exploiting the Consume mechanic? It can be fun.
Gaz_L: Just say what's in the picture
djalternative: You shoul've tucked... you bald son into bed for the night
TheMerricat: ?codefall 3
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thraximore: !duh
thraximore: Darn
gualdhar: !quote backseat
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gualdhar: !quote seat
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
djalternative: !findquote R1
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Gaz_L: It's tricky. The squirrel list I'm playing has like 3 tutors but it also has at least one creature that tutors for the tutors, so like, do i mull one of the spells and hope i get the creature?
djalternative: @gualdhar you're looking for findquote. Seat and Backseat have never said anything that's been quoted in the database
rasterscan: !findquote backseat
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
asthanius: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2218: "Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?" —Cameron [2016-03-30]
TheMerricat: !findquote lrrbot
Kramburger: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
gualdhar: !findquote seat
gualdhar: @djalternative thanks I never use chat commands
Juliamon: !help
TheMerricat: !findquote lrrbot
Juliamon: also we do have !backseat
djalternative: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
djalternative: darn
TheMerricat: !backseat
TheMerricat: LOL Lrrbot doesn't like me today, keeps telling me to shut up :P
Gaz_L: oh, it's a spells deck, i think
Kramburger: !quote 7060
LRRbot: Quote #7060: "You're being very helpful today chat, are you feeling alright?" —Cameron [2020-07-15]
Gaz_L: whenever they play a spell, that flute lady clones herself
djalternative: oh. it's splintertwin?
Xx_JAG_xX: How have you found the deck building part of the game with the ration limits? I personally think it's a neat way to make decks since there;s no mana curve and stuff
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Gaz_L: boosting to 10 is a little scary because Geralt
Xx_JAG_xX: very rude of the opponent to respond like that
CAKHost: I briefly mistook that root in the opponent's field as a lizard XD
gualdhar: too late Wheeler you already said it
Gaz_L: Geralt hits 9 or more, yes
Gaz_L: oh, right, they can have 2 Whisperers.
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Ahoy-hoy, how goes the Gwenting?
Xx_JAG_xX: ah yes, bald son tribal
rabbitgta: Is it balled sun, or bald son ?
Sibwow: Gwent stephani
PharaohBender27: @Sibwow katesLol
Gaz_L: does the sorceress tutor or does she spawn a random spell?
BranderBuddy: WHEEEELER i love you
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CAKHost: Aren't all suns bald?
Gaz_L: Big Harry
asthanius: Shouldn't have done that thing the one chat person said you shouldn't have done SMH
Gaz_L: Didn't count, we weren't ready
Gaz_L: i mean, there's only 6, so 5 of them is pretty good
Xx_JAG_xX: oh you say you play gwent??? Name 3 factions
asthanius: Name 5 gwents
Xx_JAG_xX: name 5 bald sons
Gaz_L: hashtag content
Gaz_L: me babby gwent, me want know how card do thing
thraximore: I haven't caught any of the prior Gwent streams so I'm completely lost :)
thraximore: The numbers mean NOTHING
Kreiseler: get trubucketed, opponent Kappa
Xx_JAG_xX: she ain't bald that's why
asthanius: where her eyes go
Gaz_L: @thraximore basically you can play one card a turn, you're trying to build a board with more total power than your opponent, and matches are best 2 of 3
Gaz_L: you get 10 cards at the start, can mull up to 3 and draw 3 in round 2 and 3
TheMerricat: bald, blind.... potato, tomato. :P
PMAvers: I mean, it's not that hard. Play the good cards, make your numbers go up.
Gaz_L: Yeah, Pokemon, YGO, Hearthstone, Runeterra are all kinda "like Magic but X" but Gwent isn't really
thraximore: @Gaz_L Ah I wondered if that's what it was. Kinda like... just building up a board state as the objective
Gaz_L: there's also a bluffing element, because you can low ball your early plays to bait your opponent into overcomitting
PMAvers: Once you get off the beaten path of card games, things get *very* different from Magic quickly.
TheMerricat: They sorta created the industry.
Gaz_L: There has to be a reason for it to be different, instead of different to just be different
thraximore: Turns out MtG has refined a lot of mechanics over the past... quarter century plus
TheMerricat: Unless you count old made, uno, and go fish :P
TheMerricat: maid even
TheMerricat: Are we still round one on this match?
betweenmyself: Sometime I gotta dig up my Monty Python and the Holy Grail ccg decks and try to refigure out how the thing worked.
Gaz_L: yep, no one has a lil half crown thingy
bat_wool: Gwent probably rewards having decks with low card diversity more than most games.
asthanius: Anyone got a holo-foil Dirty Bastard for trade?
Gaz_L: i think that's why they have the 2-of rule now
voslan: BB5 is the best sci-fi show ever made, so don't blame you
PMAvers: I think it's probably one of those things I kinda miss about the old card game era, where things have been pretty... stagnant, really. And you can tell rot has really set in up in the top.
BranderBuddy: do you know what Gwent needs? An auto battler option Kappa
Gaz_L: RE: card diversity, because otherwise you'd just fill the deck with like playsets of 3 cards
bat_wool: @gaz_l Oh did they lower the limits?
asthanius: Can you imagine an RPG in the world of Gwent? That'd be pretty neat
Gaz_L: @bat_wool yes, i believe it's 2 of any bronze and 1 of any gold
bat_wool: I hadn't noticed yet, thanks for the heads up.
Gaz_L: @asthanius You could be like a badass queen building her army!
Traion: I think the idea of cursed scroll is to always grab oneiromancy? To turn cursed scroll into 2 cards of your choice?
Traion: Just trying to figure out the non bald son lines of this deck
glubo97: the idea of cursed scroll is to get foltest and start making copies of the bluestripes round 1
Gaz_L: the princess?
Traion: oh that makes sense Glubo
Gaz_L: it's kind of a shame that Thronebreaker is outside the remit of Is This Your Card cuz it's really good and they bend Gwent mechanics about as far as they can
TheMerricat: Are they also playing commando deck? baldy vs baldy?
glubo97: im playing this game for a while now, foltest is your round 1 and siege usually round 2
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:26.
Gaz_L: Like, there's puzzles where you're sneaking out of dungeons but it's a Gwent board
Traion: All our bald sons carry us to victory
Gaz_L: so many cheevos
Gaz_L: uhhhh... one more?
betweenmyself: Wheeee! Sphere grid riffYeti
TheMerricat: uhh...... one more?
TheMerricat: Jynx @Gaz_L :P
rabbitgta: the nice thing about listening to chat, is you get to blame chat when it goes wrong
Traion: He is a king Wheeler, Kings get a lot of bread
Gaz_L: the only thing that bugs me about Gwent is that the deck import function is very bad. it basically tries to craft every card in the deck, whether you already have it or not
asthanius: Prima Nocta is about bread, right?
thraximore: hahaha they put it on the roof? guess it's canon
thraximore: Love that
Gaz_L: yep, that's the whole point of the card
Driosenth: that horse is on the escalator again!
TheMerricat: lol
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP!
asthanius: đź‘Ź
GhostValv: topical :)
Gaz_L: actually, that card is literally because TW3 had a few infamous glitches with the horse
asthanius: Ben knows all horses
thraximore: Ben this game is called Gwent not the Witcher :)
Gaz_L: yep, they spawn a bunch of those 2 power dudes and turn them into the 4s with the activates ability
Gaz_L: i think they also probably run the 'boost everyone by 1' spell
thraximore: Oh no I've been owned
charbroiledmonk: @gaz_l bone talisman
asthanius: Gwent is the Witcher the same way Magic is the Gathering
BranderBuddy: Aww don't be mean to 'em :(
Traion: Don't you get the copy even if you pass?
thraximore: @BranderBuddy that wasn't mean, you'll know when he's mean LUL
kekerim00: dude are you drunk or something? LUL
Xx_JAG_xX: the hardest part of the game... MATH
BranderBuddy: Me? Not yet...
charbroiledmonk: reading? Kappa
Gaz_L: they could have anything! Even a boat... except they're not Skellige
asthanius: I chimed in with a shut the frick up
charbroiledmonk: she is so beautiful tho Kreygasm
Traion: The timer is a tad to strict I think
asthanius: is this boggles?
asthanius: It has veil at least
Xx_JAG_xX: one of the funny things about the game is how a lot of the emotes for the characters make you sound like a real A-hole. Like you'll choose "nice move" and your character will be like "I'll kill your family"
Gaz_L: you can still deal damage to veil, you just can't give them other effects
Gaz_L: which also applies to positive effects, which i keep goozling myself with
glubo97: we still have siege :)
Kreiseler: chapter one of siege is still not bad right?
Xx_JAG_xX: eeeeeeh we got em
Kreiseler: EZ W
charbroiledmonk: this level of Gwent gameplay, magnifique
Gaz_L: off by one! In the good way!
Xx_JAG_xX: the good old win by 1 point
Kreiseler: q r s t u v....what comes next gamers?
asthanius: Witcher
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Gaz_L: If I were the opponent, I would simply win the game
asthanius: Yeah, they BM. Be Mediocre
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djalternative: hola Chatthey
djalternative: Chatthew*
Gaz_L: the multi-colour cards are kinda neat, they weren't there when I played before ITYC got me back in
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Xx_JAG_xX: ooooh you basically got double rare
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Diabore: wait gwent has drafting?
damn_i_am_pretty: toss a gwent to your wheeler
djalternative: Gwent draft in early access
Gaz_L: it looks like it's kinda like Runeterra draft. it uses the same 'pick one of these 3' system as the rare from kegs
BusTed: tqsShrug
Gaz_L: i remember ages ago they had a kind of sealed/draft thing where faction restrictions didn't count
Gaz_L: but i think that was a few overhauls ago
CAKHost: @BusTed my brain just read your user name as "Bus Ted" instead of "busted" and now will not unread it as such. Just figured I would let you know it amused me. :D
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charbroiledmonk: economy is very rewarding. lots of people have said it's very feasible to get a full collection in a few months
charbroiledmonk: I wouldn't know personally, I'm still sitting on a beta hoard
glubo97: correct is to open with defender into bluestripes into foltest
Gaz_L: the 7 power dude, i think they mean
glubo97: the guy with the armor
asthanius: That narrows it down
Danstri: That beautiful knight on a horse
Danstri: Haha
charbroiledmonk: @glubo97 it's rank 24, they're quite far off proper gameplay LUL
Gaz_L: protects Foltest from removal
Danstri: What do you mean? Plenty of resources out there
Danstri: The thing though is that at your rank, the best way to learn is playing
djalternative: hey. Some of us have definitely been here long enough to not be considered randoms. We're just the ones that'd rather make jokes than help
PharaohBender27: Yep, there was some backseating going on last week
Sibwow: That’s penis ridiculous
Diabore: playing a video game on the internet,
PharaohBender27: Or any game, actually :\
djalternative: All I was really trying to say is that I'd rather Hat Draft than climb to mythic
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Diabore: huh, gwent has exile
charbroiledmonk: heatwave cherry popped Kreygasm
thraximore: @Diabore So it does
djalternative: Mono-fblthp WAR draft let's go
PMAvers: They activated their special witcher eyes of go-away
f_tan_theta: I haven't played in ages. Is Scorch still stupid good?
charbroiledmonk: @f_tan_theta scorch is never played
f_tan_theta: weird
charbroiledmonk: it got something called "initiative" where you can't set up damage pings for it on the same turn you use it
WatchFlake: Good ol' Commandos. Love to see em
Danstri: The type of deck you're playing is commonly called a "commandos" deck and there are probably quite a few tutorials on how to play it on youtube, or at least experienced youtubers just jamming it, if you ever feel like looking it up
charbroiledmonk: Flake HeyGuys
Danstri: Such as @WatchFlake here, amazing gwent content creator!
WatchFlake: You're kind, Danstri.
chumpofthemonth: It's a lovely Sunday night with the #1 Gwent streamer
Danstri: @WatchFlake I'm not being kind enough you mean. This man here is literally one of the most experienced official gwent tournament casters and host.
Diabore: cmon 11
Diabore: awww
charbroiledmonk: Flake wishing he had just stayed lurking at this point Kappa
glubo97: you can find the defender with assault aswell
CAKHost: I'm going to head off to bed. Thanks for the stream, Ben!
Dr_fragenstien: Stolen valor Kappa
PMAvers: "I've fought a few times in Vegas. You can surmise I'm pretty good at this card thing."
strebenherz: Take care Cakhost!
Sibwow: of all the things to steal i think valor is very medium on the list
thraximore: You're right- it's even funnier LUL
thraximore: Didn't Troy... lose?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
AbyssEtc: did you ever play the gwent in the witcher 3?
strebenherz: How's the heat affecting you lately?
PharaohBender27: @AbyssEtc Wheeler has gone on record that he's never played a Witcher game, so no
charbroiledmonk: megascope says directly to the right i believe
Sibwow: witcher? i hardly know her
charbroiledmonk: if megascope was to the right of foltest he wouldn't boost anything
NotCainNorAbel: plant eggs
Juliamon: egg plants
TheGreatHarambino: if you crew the ballista is it sentient HahaThink ?
PMAvers: I hope that the Total War card game actually ends up coming out, there was a bunch of stuff like that in it when I played that beta.
Sibwow: dave ballista
rabbitgta: crossbowzard?
charbroiledmonk: David Crossbow?
Gaz_L: @Sibwow I loved him in Blade Runner
cKKKKKK: Palmetto right?
Gaz_L: that's just how ballistae work
Gaz_L: they can't fire themselves
strebenherz: "You are now inside the Balista. It shoots off in happiness"
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TheGreatHarambino: haven't played gwent? gwhynot??
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Sibwow: what about the would you spend james's money on it vs your own money
Gaz_L: the battle pass is actually pretty reasonable, cost wise
TheGreatHarambino: have you all played thronebreaker?
chumpofthemonth: Does Gwent have a good mobile client?
charbroiledmonk: @chumpofthemonth yes it's very good
TheGreatHarambino: i've played on ipad, dunno about phone
Gaz_L: it does, but it does have a little quirk of playing the first card you look at in a turn, even if you change your mind
Gaz_L: i've found
djalternative: I kinda want to look at Storybook Brawl on this. It always looks so interesting when it shows up on my twitch homepage
Sibwow: i didnt know kermit was in this game
Gaz_L: Storybrooke Brawl? The Once Upon A Time card game? Kappa
TheGreatHarambino: renewed RyuChamp
djalternative: wait. LRR does Upfronts?!?!
Gaz_L: Math is kool, kidz!
djalternative: oh. I was ready to do a whole bit about LRR going to upfronts with people like HBO and NBC but real answers work too
Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:07.
Gaz_L: I love that card's name
djalternative: Triangle within a Triangle is one hell of a name
charbroiledmonk: duels don't necessarily need to be larger
djalternative: "Oh god. That man made two triangles!!!!"
charbroiledmonk: no
Gaz_L: Nah, Triangle Within A Triangle
charbroiledmonk: whatever remainder would be targeted back to you
charbroiledmonk: yes it keeps going
cKKKKKK: Yeah but 7+1 armour -7 is 1. Are we so afraid of 1 damage.
charbroiledmonk: then your guy hits for his remainder
djalternative: the card that murdered your creature in the graveyard is called "Triangle within a Triangle spell"
serramarkov: I am glad you do this show, I learn new things.
charbroiledmonk: the duel continues until one of them dies
TheGreatHarambino: i haven't played gwent in a year.. i'm interested to see what the meta looks like
pyro_phage: What are the odds you can get James/Beej to sign off on "Ben's Bald Boys" merch?
TheGreatHarambino: I like gwent because its more of a puzzle game than a battler card game
chumpofthemonth: Math, boys, baldness. What else do you need?
Sibwow: it helps if yo uhave a design already made
Martin_FcG: Can go in a collection with "Ben's big birds"
Gaz_L: Yeah, i think the idea with Roche is to get a bald son in rd 2 or 3 after you've shuffled a bunch into the deck?
ghyllnox: What if we spelled it with a Z? "Ben's Bald Boyz"?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
PMAvers: What if the design is just iron'd on to the old surplus WiiPlay shirts?
pyro_phage: God i just realized these all have the BBB acroynm and I'm imaging Wheeler and Ulmer on a shirt titled Big Beautiful Bens
pyro_phage: and uh, that is a concept
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
Gaz_L: were about a half second away from breaking into All Star there
PharaohBender27: SomeBODY
PMAvers: He's gotta stay limber so the world will never roll him.
Xx_JAG_xX: hey now you're a ben now....
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: fiorabLads fiorabLads fiorabLads fiorabLads
charbroiledmonk: what do you mean, that card is great Kappa
Martin_FcG: big dumb idiot
Sibwow: grink time
TheBurninator89: a regular chonk
charbroiledmonk: 9 for 10, that's a meta breaker right there
Kreiseler: knowing the card by name? slow down there gwent pathfinder KAPPA
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: to the shadow realm with them
Jensling: Off by ONE!
Xx_JAG_xX: keys can be used to get you pacls
pyro_phage: Opponent had a good hustle there, but in the end our bois just showed up and gave 110%
xherorush: doggos
Gaz_L: no no, it's 'crime doesn't not pay'
PharaohBender27: Wheeler no NotLikeThis
djalternative bursts into Peaches by PotUSA
benjamin_wheeler: @djalternative see thats the thing, these don't come from a can
djalternative: but were they put there by a man in a factory down toooooowwwwn?
drewm1022: If you had your little way would you eat peaches every day?
Mysticman89: ah, greasy peaches
gualdhar: guessing not a lot of peaches grown in Canada
lemmel: Is it the dinner of champions?
crouplique: LRR playing Gwent? How are you liking it?
Sibwow: canada is known for its juicy peaches
djalternative: Michigan is also big Peach country
IanJacek: Oh Peachland
Xx_JAG_xX: I respect that fact that you just started playing and the 2 decks u want to play are decks that would be too complicated for me to play and i've been playing the game for 2 years. And the facts you're playing them well
Sibwow: trial by fire
crouplique: This Commando deck has been the scourge of ranked play for a long time, so you're on track with that ambition.
Xx_JAG_xX: oh so u want to learn magic, here's a deck for you (hands them a storm deck)
crouplique: You didn't get the second Foltest activation because your siege ladder boosted the Blue Stripes Scout first.
thraximore: @Xx_JAG_xX (It's just a deck of 52 playing cards. It's solitaire.) wheelerKappa
Xx_JAG_xX: @thraximore aw jeez but i've never played solitaire tho :(
asthanius: War Ladder
asthanius: Fight Ladder
KChai90: MTG and Gwent fan here, great selection of ccg LRR. This is such a unique game very different to mtg
Kyir: It being called siege ladder when the art is focused on the guy is some serious misdirection
asthanius: What makes a ladder a Siege Ladder? Is it the length?
drewm1022: More the girth.
crouplique: @drewm1022 LUL
asthanius: Don't tell Beej Ladder
Shaudius: what makes a ladder a sadge ladder?
Svengineer: i c what you did there
Xx_JAG_xX: @thraximore ogroid just means it has layers
CommiePuddin: Does Beej get mad when you take his ladder?
thraximore: @Xx_JAG_xX Like a cake, got it.
Kyir: w o o f
Kreiseler: they maybe two cards up, but they played their leader ability and played a lot of very good cards
KChai90: try not to hit the larva as they have thrive. If u must, hit to kill it
thraximore: !duh
Kreiseler: "if it were me, I would simply draw the correct cards" - ben wheeler, 2021
Xx_JAG_xX: im very excited to see if u make ur own deck and run into the problem of being 1 point over your ration limit and having to see what to cut
charbroiledmonk: correct duel usage SeemsGood
crouplique: lol
asthanius: 42 points worth of Bald Sons
Kreiseler: knock knock open up the door, its 50 points
asthanius: "We're dressed up a bald men!"
Sibwow: good luck with your little duel
PharaohBender27: I mean, fucking up less is growing
thraximore: unfuck this deck!
Kramburger: Unfuck this game
asthanius: 3 business days
crouplique: Getting their best cards out in round 2 was also a good move. That deck could have out-pointed you if you passed straight into round 3.
damn_i_am_pretty: ah, fermentation
PMAvers: Mutant Peaches have been imparting their strength to Ben
Kreiseler: see through the peach-time continuium
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
pyro_phage: planned obsolence, tsk tsk, big peach at it again
damn_i_am_pretty: expiration dates are a guess anyway Ben, you're fine
Xx_JAG_xX: gotta ask james for money to buy those card backs and leader skins
KChai90: Thats Triss from Witcher series
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Kreiseler: "exposed, destroy self"...too close to home
asthanius: Can you trade in the shirt for card backs?
ghyllnox: Ben's Bald Boys are more important
charbroiledmonk: it's carryover, it needs to die
Kreiseler: if you can. resilience is busted
thraximore: That power only works on Sundays? Talk about niche wheelerKappa
Xx_JAG_xX: i played 2 games with that she who knows card and trust me it's good
asthanius: "Papa!"
asthanius: "Papa, please, we are so bald"
Svengineer: more kids in the deck means more kids on the battlefield
Kreiseler: sure, you can retain card advantage if you pass on 7 or more cards.
charbroiledmonk: no pass. SMOrc
Kreiseler: what if instead I just won? :)
charbroiledmonk: no pass good. SMOrc always SMOrc
thraximore: What if instead I just flip the table? umbraSmug
thraximore: Zombie tribal, good to know it exists in every card game
estevezemilio: how Do you feel about Trudeau dissolving parliament and going to elections?
crouplique: No, your opponent is expecting your Trebuchet, and that's why they're playing melee.
Kreiseler: not really. the opponent is specifically looking to get 25+ points on a single row to trigger an ability
djalternative: Zombie tribal exists in every card game except The Walking Dead card game that def exists
thraximore: @djalternative The Walking Dead card game is just Magic umbraHappy
charbroiledmonk: redramePika
charbroiledmonk: that's a weird card for that list LUL
estevezemilio: @thraximore hahaha
djalternative: The fist ever tcg to do Zombie tribal was Tops baseball cards when Kenny Griffith JR became a necromancer
Xx_JAG_xX: zombies and boggles??? what a rip off of magic B)
thraximore: unbelivable
thraximore: ooh nice animation
thraximore: very creepy
asthanius: Only if they have 25 points
Xx_JAG_xX: uh oh
thraximore: wheelerHub
Xx_JAG_xX: stinky
crouplique: You're learning.
PMAvers: Limit testing.
asthanius: Should've attacked with Blastoise
thraximore: and now he'll never do it againnnnnn
aldruon: Just got here, no idea what's goin on, just here for the Ben
TormentoMateus: u started playing gwent recently ??
serramarkov: Keep learning, keep playing, have yummy food and sweet dreams when y'all go to bed. lrrSHINE
Kreiseler: but what if opponent make their own numher smaller? or your number bigger?
Kreiseler: wow what a great username.
jonnyprimed: Come on wheeler, you can do it
crouplique: Now I'm wondering if they love doing laundry or if they just love the laundry itself.
djalternative: If you like making number go up, you should try Number Go Up Idle (or NGU Idle for short)
Kreiseler: "what are your feelings about laundry" "I LOVE fact...I need to make sure EVERYONE knows"
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fhorrigan: I hope you're enjoying Gwunt.
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Kreiseler: *JUDGE* my opponent had a second copy of a card!
tetradd01: I'm seeing double, four elves!
Xx_JAG_xX: ha in the next 4 turns that elf is dead
PharaohBender27: Wheeler, that was SingsNote cold as ice SingsNote
PharaohBender27: Oh shit
Kreiseler: yes, hitting that special elf below four power would be very good as it would turn it off completely. it can't activate as their are no cards below 4 provisions
thraximore: You don't like foreigners??? wheelerPog
PharaohBender27: The BAND, chat, the band!
thraximore: Thanks
ghyllnox: Banana?
djalternative: I'll be honest. I wasn't paying attention for the music reference
djalternative: I mostly have wheeler on as a voice in the room tonight
thraximore: The name of that card is "Swallow".
tetradd01: I believe it was an Ape, Sir
AbyssEtc: lrrJUDGE
damn_i_am_pretty: skin of teeth
Xx_JAG_xX: i panicked cause i know for a fact that the elf deck has a card that just pops out of the deck, but i don't think this version runs that card
thraximore: They've tilted out of the their chair
thraximore: Onto the basement floor
Kreiseler: @xx_jag_xx it can, but they need 5 elves. usually they rely on getting enough whisperer (the 3bpower card ben just killed) to do that
damn_i_am_pretty: I love laundry
PMAvers: 7-0, any losses are just warm-up games and don't count.
Xx_JAG_xX: @Kreiseler thanks for the reminder it's been a hot minute since i played and i remwber that card being in the meta
damn_i_am_pretty: you're a winner, wheeler dealer
Kreiseler: 2 more weeks baaaaay beeeeee
AbyssEtc: oh, very nice! whats on the docket for september?
bernardo013: 5 weeks, exactly what the gods intended
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2661 patrons for a total of $19,595.23 per month.
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
damn_i_am_pretty: Some people spell Yu Gi Oh Yu Gwent Oh
DeM0nFiRe: oh if you think 5 weeks of duel links isn't enough you could just do it for the rest of the year
benjamin_wheeler: !homestream
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djalternative: 5 weeks of duel links you say?!?!
benjamin_wheeler: Hi
bokochaos: thanks for the stream!
bernardo013: I just got that humble bundle today!
LonelyTex: wheelerMonkey
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
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