xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
Fanklok: Or as I like to call these, Can three adult men finish a book designed for children in three hours
Earthenone: i mean, no, thats why we are on the third try here :P
TheMerricat: And to be fair this particular book isn't trying to help them much either ;)
Fanklok: Well Adam's resolve to say fuck the rules I'm the Boshy is probably going to help
DarkMorford: Story time?
TheMerricat: If we ever get to the part where they actually fight the draconian army I'm going to laugh at their reaction, I have full confidence that at that point Adam will just say "eff it, we win".
DarkMorford: But we already destroyed all the dragons with that machine
Earthenone: all ted dragons, yes :P
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
rasterscan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
rasterscan: So excited for more of this
rasterscan: :D
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (30s from now).
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
TemporallyAwry: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NightValien28: hello Sarah_Serinde
rasterscan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
YeetTheRich_: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
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Sarah_Serinde: There is a cat in front of my monitor but he's lying down so lrrFINE
TemporallyAwry: Glad to catch this one live - I need a good end to this day lrrSHINE
gualdhar: Bets on Adam pulling out "chucklefucks" to start?
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of fast talking gnomes, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
bat_wool: Omg I need this to lighten my mood
KilrenKrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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beckett_brass: @bat_wool I hope things go better for you, whatever is going on. Praying for you.
CranstonSnord subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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MAPBoardgames: YAY!
TehAmelie: i just got my hands on a pair of magnetic dice in Disco Elysium. they are. . .dice friends
bat_wool: Just work bs giving me a foul mood, nothing major. And thank you
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Sarah_Serinde: Adam pls
dslucia: katesHi katesHi katesHi
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: UM
NotCainNorAbel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 37 month streak!
NotCainNorAbel: I see Adam I re-sub. Plus 37 is a prime number.
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xantos69: in a row?
saucemaster5000: good start
NightValien28: FUCK THEM GNOMES
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: Wait what kind of book store did you find this book in?
RandomTrivia: Starting as we mean to go on
TimIAm: I'm told the dragon is bad
Pteraspidomorphi: Not enough energy
Styxseus: \o/
AshBurnem: Mm, gnomes
NarishmaReborn: hello youtube
Fanklok: I mean I wasn't hinking about fuckig gnomes but I guess?
beckett_brass: Beej seems to have an interesting hairstyle
Sarah_Serinde: I mean maybe if you buy them dinner first
thraximore: Just us and our 68 friends :)
Driosenth: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS
Lord_ZYRK: Gnomes 100 Your Dick 1
YeetTheRich_: at least oil the gnomes up first
TehAmelie: that's a nice cave you're broadcasting from though
bat_wool: Continuous enthusiastic consent!
saucemaster5000: you know that rule about gum? If you frack one gnome, is there enough for everyone?
Sarah_Serinde: Lord_ZYRK jlrrNo
CranstonSnord: welcome to Dice Friends With Benefits
Sarah_Serinde: CranstonSnord lrrWOW
Electrodyne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Electrodyne: I am a Leif Ericsson on the wind. Watch how I soar.
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thraximore: I can tell already this is gonna be a stream to remember :D
TheThirdTail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
TheThirdTail: <3
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Kyir: Just learned to fly
Simonark: Adam Savidan, Le Professional
MAPBoardgames: I'd make a joke about kicking little people but Gnome Punt Intended.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW deep cut :D
Styxseus: XD
Lord_ZYRK: CranstonSnord seabatClap
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: It's dangerous to go alone
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
ContingentCat: katesLol
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:22.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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boristhewizard: did you take the griffin's door?
TemporallyAwry: Yup. It's going to be a good stream.
Sarah_Serinde: This is your fault chat :P
NightValien28: we did this? we did this!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Kyir: dang
Lord_ZYRK: Damn, Beej is breaking open the bottle of vintage single malt memes that have been sitting on his mantle
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: ayyy real fans :)
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
JadedCynic: lrrWOW BURN....
opal_moth: ook ook we deserve banana
Driosenth: not the people who watch at 2x speed
Sarah_Serinde watches/mods too many streams during work >_>
YeetTheRich_: oh wow is adam actually being nice to the monkeys?
RandomTrivia: It is definitely more than 6
NonjaBiru: 6+ people
NightValien28: bold of you to assume my time is precious
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Sarah_Serinde: Adam's mom is the real hero
RandomTrivia: @YeetTheRich_ Give it a second
Lord_ZYRK: Youtube bots are more powerful than you know
NewtyNewts: Let's do a choose!
RebekahWSD: Just setting up the vod to show the cats
opal_moth: i fall asleep to lrr play list on youtube
Kyir: Is Adam's mom also all of the patreons
noSmokeFire: adam's mom runs a botnet
AshBurnem: There are dozens of us. Dozens!\
DoodlestheGreat: Every comp in the local library.
letfireraindown: Looks like more than six of us... but still...
Lord_ZYRK: YeetTheRich_ don't take off your crash helmet yet
CaptainSpam: We are in a gryphon nest, as one does...
TheMerricat: You also got an aircraft.
JadedCynic: Hey Europe, Asia, etc - don't go to sleep; Adam wants you to stay awake and watch the stream!!! :D
NewtyNewts: And you know how to fly that hang-glider
noSmokeFire: you say "he can spot fakes" but he got locked in a real ass capsule
Lord_ZYRK: Learning to fly, but we ain't got wings
TemporallyAwry: A gnome sized hang-glider that works for a human in power-armor. Gotta love gnomish engineering.
10of9: Finally! a positive experience letting someone out of a jar!
beckett_brass: @TemporallyAwry My brain temporarily hurt, then suddenly hit the "Stop thinking about physics" button.
NewtyNewts: We did a bunch of insta-losses as well
WampaX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
WampaX: Apparently, I'm one of Adam's moms
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Sarah_Serinde: lol nope
Kyir: The hang glider was +3 something against the dragon
Tinasaurus_Rex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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noSmokeFire: we also have a thing that turns the next imp we fight into a demon
ContingentCat: sure
saucemaster5000: You killed all ted dragons, remember that
Kyir: You teleport to 178F
Kyir: Oh no, we're back here
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, I remember this lady.
Kyir: I remember this place
KartoffelKaiser: 🐮 weclome back
YeetTheRich_: aha!
Fanklok: Oh yeah hot vampire lady
NightValien28: oooooh my
asthanius: "mummy cases"
opal_moth: oh yeah this one
Lord_ZYRK: oh no SHE'S HOT
ContingentCat: oh yeah this lady
thraximore: Oh THIS room
asthanius: k but how tall is she?
RandomTrivia: Oliver nooooo! :D
Lord_ZYRK: oh no she's A MORON
TheMerricat: Why do the gnomes even have this room?
YeetTheRich_: "the sarcophagi couldn't possibly all be bad"
NightValien28: asthanius she is a demitriscus to the gnomes
thraximore: @TheMerricat It's HER room, not theirs
RealGamerCow: They were ALL bad
ContingentCat: she's hot what's the worst that can happen?
asthanius: Now hold on, maybe the mummy cases changed since last time we were here Kappa
Drew_64 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
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mtvcdm: I do absolutely remember the coffins were all bad
NewtyNewts: We don't know what's in some of them though...
Lord_Hosk: But there could be something really good if you keep going FAR enough
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat they don't controll ALL the caves and rooms, they just have access to some
Sarah_Serinde: so rude
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Lord_ZYRK: "You fool! The vampire was a distraction!" - The Mummy
asthanius: What if we're an illusion?
noSmokeFire: there's no imp
Kyir: She's just hanging out in that big pot
Fanklok: full
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
DiscordianTokkan: 73 Months?! I think that's a prime number, neat!
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Kyir: 56
Talin06: 69
10of9: Magnets are an illusion!
circusofkirkus: it was at least 2
NewtyNewts: It was at Plentyy
opal_moth: 69
TheMerricat: 35 and 35
YeetTheRich_: 2
Kyir: 3000
circusofkirkus: 2999
Fanklok: You removed the magnet
MagicalAttackGecko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
MagicalAttackGecko: Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes! seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
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10of9: 69420
kusinohki: "it's over 9000!"
noSmokeFire: didn't we get the magnet off in the griffin nest/
hexy_lexy: hey nerds who i love beyond measure!!!!!!!
ypsilonkappa subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
ypsilonkappa: 69 HP for the mummy cases fight
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KeytarCat: we cleared the magnet
bytecaster: A googolplex of hp
RandomTrivia: "This is our generic model"
NightValien28: mummy #5
RandomTrivia: Woah
Kyir: You know what they say, don't get mummied
kusinohki: the adequate mummy is a bit more expensive
YeetTheRich_: !card disposal mummy
LRRbot: Disposal Mummy [2W] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/3] | When Disposal Mummy enters the battlefield, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.
mtvcdm: Just don't get hit
Catcard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
Catcard: BEWKS
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shendaras subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
shendaras: Are you my mummy?
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thraximore: damage is important still
bytecaster: It is important for our suspension of disbelief!
Fanklok: The cops are coming for Adam since he's cheating
TehAmelie: the mummy copyright police is after us
JadedCynic: let's SEE if we can win, or if we have to 'wave our Wand of Retcon'
noSmokeFire: > you contract mummy rot
kusinohki: "this game is so easy when we cheat at it"
RebekahWSD: Luscious female is not a pair of words I liked
Kyir: Silent applause, another sign of an illusion
asthanius: Well...done...young man
NightValien28: well, done
thraximore: Adam's one voice umbraHappy
JadedCynic: punctuation, the traffic cops of speech
NightValien28: I love the voice LUL
YeetTheRich_: we back to *vaguely erotic* i see
SrMuskrat: Why is the vampire a middle aged eastern european man
Izandai: gross
thraximore: We stan the One Voice
asthanius: death by snu snu
RandomTrivia: Time for a WIS save!
Pteraspidomorphi: SrMuskrat: That actually makes sense
JadedCynic: One thing - were we SUPPOSED to roll d12's for combat or d20s?
NewtyNewts: D12s
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: You never know what you can grab.
RandomTrivia: Pretty sure it's meant to be D12s
YeetTheRich_: is anybody?
Diabore: get some nitro in your feet and run
opal_moth: @asthanius thank you for reminding me of snu snu and making me spit take giggle
Izandai: Bring the WHAT????????????
JadedCynic: @NewtyNewts thanks!
NightValien28: cannot handle the savidan smolder
SrMuskrat: Adam is always down for a scrap
NewtyNewts: NP
MAPBoardgames: Sexy Wrestling?
Ravynn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months, currently on a 89 month streak!
Ravynn: 89! We're HERE
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bytecaster: I think it is a name-brand vampire
Izandai: PrideLaugh
asthanius: Gorilla Catapult
GDwarf: As opposed to the generic drow horde
RandomTrivia: "What a generic Drow individual!"
noSmokeFire: that's my DJ name
TehAmelie: watch out for Vampire™ though
Sogheim: "legally distinct Drizz't"
kusinohki: vampire tree?
SrMuskrat: "Vampire Tree"
Kyir: 46
YeetTheRich_: yup
Izandai: ADAM
YeetTheRich_: sure adam
Kyir: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: 👀
Diabore: phrasing?
RandomTrivia: Adam pls
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Ravynn: Savidan.
noSmokeFire: we suuuuure do
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW
NightValien28: I beg your fucking pardon?
thraximore: Advantageous cocks
asthanius: Did y'all miss last time?
hexy_lexy: ADAM
asthanius: We've been over cocks in our favor
opal_moth: Adam me
TemporallyAwry: I'd say "wanna take that again" but it makes it worse PrideLaugh
kusinohki: adam in favor of cocks... check
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: I'm sure Cori can find the perfect line to pair that with :D
bat_wool: Naturally, most OG vampires actually were middle aged Eastern European men.
NewtyNewts: Or is it 12 I
Ashton: Y'all knew what you signed up for
Kyir: They probably shouldn't use Is
asthanius: @Ashton cocks?
goombalax: Squid4 Squid4
Diabore: welp
Kyir: Another mummy pops out!
Diabore: theres a trap
KartoffelKaiser: *surprise minotaur intensifies*
YeetTheRich_: free to explore all these mysterious sarcophagi
NightValien28: dun dun DUUUN
saucemaster5000: Make sure to check all the cases
10of9: can someone add that to the quotes? I forgot the formatting
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
bytecaster: That would be terrible RNG
NewtyNewts: What's in the mummy cases we didn't see?
asthanius: I hear they patched the mummy cases
noSmokeFire: maybe they patched the mummy cases
Diabore: can we farm her for exp?
Kyir: So many magnets
Going_Medium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
Going_Medium: I love watching Adam making bad choices! One of my favorite streams!
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MAPBoardgames: GM, I grab some of the potions and start drinking.
thraximore: the dark end of the pool
Izandai: Oh hey, she *is* hot.
noSmokeFire: dark end of chamber sure is a mouth, huh
Kyir: There's also an angry tentacle slime
RealGamerCow: oh we visited him before
UponMyOath subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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MAPBoardgames: And a Roper and a Naga
JadedCynic: naga
Izandai: The naga?
Athelgar: a roper, rust monster and naga?
Diabore: snake with a human face
Veste: itz definitely the day of the tentacle dudes
DiscordianTokkan: Thing on the left is A Roper, but probably not named after Tim Roper
brainbosh: All of these are in the new dnd mtg, right?
thraximore: Neat.
RandomTrivia: Neat, flavour text
Izandai: Someone got *paid* to write that.
YeetTheRich_: if the gnomes could fight these things they would not need you
kusinohki: that was written on a friday
Sogheim: it's interesting how many ways they have to say it's not interesting
Seth_Erickson: Got paid to waste your time specifically Kappa
MAPBoardgames: I'm convinced that they make the art first, then write the story.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> As part of LRR slowly returning to The Moonbase, this week you’ll start seeing some* streams with two co-hosts broadcasting from the same room again! | *But not all 2-person streams. There are many factors here, so please be patient. | Updates on streams with more people, later! || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1427425106880458752
LadyAiluros: "it's a cow, all right"
Diabore: WE DRINKING GOO
RandomTrivia: Well that tweet is incredibly exciting
BlackIsis: sorry WHAT
TheMerricat: WOOT on the tweet! WOOT!
thraximore: New overlay! seabatClap
Pteraspidomorphi: two co-hosts :O
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
bytecaster: Paul came prepared
kusinohki: not sure I can handle 2 lrr folk in the same box at the same time anymore...
ContingentCat: katesLol nice Paul
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, I forgot about this amazing chart
TheMerricat: Paul! :)
Diabore: TWEET COMING IN HOT
shendaras: I hope it has the dungeon creaking sounds.
Pteraspidomorphi: Party like it's 2019
Diabore: WHAT
YeetTheRich_: yoooo
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
Diabore: YES
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh yay for feeling safe enough to do that!
MAPBoardgames: Yay!
Nigouki: yoooooooooooo
RandomTrivia: benginHype
TehAmelie: YAAY
shendaras: !!!!
Wrexadecimal: ooh
thraximore: woooooooah
Shirts_: lrrAWESOME
hexy_lexy: HOLY BUS YES
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
Earthenone: ventureing into the gnomes... wait
opal_moth: loud boys back in action !
LadyAiluros: WOOOOO
YeetTheRich_: lets fucking goooo
CaptainSpam gasps with volume
DeM0nFiRe: Hell yeah! PogChamp lrrHEART
Seth_Erickson: Wow LRR is sponsoring that PogChamp
rosesmcgee: what about the restraining order?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: benginChamp
ContingentCat: katesParty2 katesParty2
thraximore: is it... is it over? umbraCry
LadyAiluros: loudbois!
Diabore: totally fair
Uzumaki15: Holy moly that's awesome
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
saucemaster5000: you haven'et been in the same room this whole time???
NewtyNewts: Ooh!
obionedrop: Of course I have to miss most of tomorrow's :(
Kyir: I appreciate how responsible you all have been about everything
epsilondelphine: exciting!
Sarah_Serinde: Yay for everyone doing what they're comfortable with lrrHEART
RomanGoro: I asume the compressor has been set to max power alreadyt
Perchipy: Heck Yes!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
theevermist: Is there any word on not a drop 2 drink 2?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: can remy come too?
shendaras: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: benginLol
prince_infidel: Wow!
theevermist: LUL
AtomicAlchemical: Nature is healing lrrSHINE
Going_Medium: YAY! Thanks!
TehAmelie: i'm getting my second shot in two days. so exciting
rosesmcgee: benginLol
MAPBoardgames: But if Ben comes in, it'll mean he'll have to put on pants.
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Perchipy gifted a Tier 1 sub to supernothing99!
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Lord_ZYRK: Calling Benjamin a coward on stream. Bold move benginTraitor
Diabore: @TehAmelie good luck, hope you dont get hit hard by side effects
Kyir: I love that we're venturing into the dungeon for the gnome machine
TehAmelie: that's always the hope
theevermist: @TehAmelie yay!
RandomTrivia: Oops, Adam's broken again LUL
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
RandomTrivia: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: ?!?
Izandai: WHAT
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHHAHAA
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Diabore: NOOOOO
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie katesParty2 congrats!
Sarah_Serinde: tqsRIP
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Kyir: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Awwww
Izandai: PrideLaugh
thraximore: oh for FU-
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
RandomTrivia: LUL
goombalax: lolololol
KartoffelKaiser: Jebaited
pickleplop: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
thraximore: phew
NewtyNewts: Haha!
Lord_ZYRK: seabatClap genius by the way seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Earthenone: ASK HIM!
ContingentCat: katesLol
theevermist: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: I was expecting fairy mound mechanics
AntiSnowman: Jebaited
quillilian: Confidence!
TehAmelie: is the tabele Judas?
opal_moth: everyone gets a banana except adam
dslucia: JOY BENIUS
Kyir: It could have been a good hole!
kusinohki: adam is a fae??
RealGamerCow: To be faaaaaaair
Ashton: "You're on the right track. GTFO and go back to the gnome finger"
Lord_Hosk: Hello highlight reel
prince_infidel: Genius!
noSmokeFire: now to be fair, leaving these rooms alive IS a good thing
VoodontWoW: Cocks crowing
shendaras: seabatClap
TheMerricat: we now have 40 life points btw
thraximore: I thought we got this one last time?
Diabore: qualifies
Sogheim: tastes like baked witch
MAPBoardgames: two ones!
Izandai: ADAM
theevermist: it's a good thing he is cute
mtvcdm: We need a chart for figuring out the chart
TehAmelie: when a volcanic went is on the GOOD table. . .
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: Hit the table!
Izandai: ADAM
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Izandai: ADAM YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE
theevermist: Amazing
Dog_of_Myth: ADAM!
Lord_ZYRK: Sounds about right
Going_Medium: It's good you're so pretty :)
Scarbble: hi highlight reel!
Nigouki: it's a good thing Adam is REAL cute
shendaras: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: It's been a long March
asthanius: It's a good thing you're cute
dslucia: katesLol katesLol katesLol
TehAmelie: the simulation is too good!
Kyir: We're gaming tonight
KeytarCat: I mean, so did I, and I'm watching...
Kazman20a: need a bump command
ContingentCat: it's ok I do that sometimes too
bat_wool: Who has been getting into the edibles? Adam?
saucemaster5000: my 8 month old niece has object permanence
noSmokeFire: paul needs to install bump sensors in the desk so the die roller can yell at you like a pinball machine
kusinohki: what dice rolling physics thing are they using? it might be possible to add a "pinball bump"
TheMerricat: we now have 45 life points btw
KartoffelKaiser: a _ w h a t
Diabore: NO WHAT WHY
Earthenone: new blood, who dis?
Kyir: It's gnome blood probably
Catcard: NEW BLOOD
Catcard: askdjlsdjkg
Lord_ZYRK: Congrats on the new blood
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TemporallyAwry: Oh cool - stuff the vampire in it :D
NewtyNewts: Bad vampire!
AshBurnem: So, dialysis?
DeM0nFiRe: You are now banned from the Olympics
Blade_Tiger: More blood is more healthy
CaptainSpam: 64B: "NO"
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ContingentCat: that
Blade_Tiger: That's how that works right
ContingentCat: yup that's how that works
bytecaster: Maybe purified blood tastes better?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: a few friends from uni actually did that
Izandai: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Diabore: open them up
Zu_o: Maybe the vamp actually only drinks Plasma
Earthenone: jars jars jars!
shendaras: Jar... oh no
noSmokeFire: radioactive! radioactive!
Tangsm: See, this is why you need a blood purifier.
SquareDotCube: The magic property was RADIATION!
ContingentCat: according to google the first blood transfusion happened in 1665 so
RandomTrivia: The jars don't have PEOPLE in them, we can open them :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You let the slime out of the jar!
kusinohki: bottle -> Jar -> Box
Luminaire_p: You let it out of the jar!
Earthenone: he only wanted a snack
RandomTrivia: Just a snack for the road, and then leaves
NewtyNewts: That would've been good to throw at a dragon
theevermist: @ContingentCat when was the first one where they survived?
KartoffelKaiser: the game Jebaited you into letting a creature out of a jar NotLikeThis
shendaras: You finally let something out of the jar.
YeetTheRich_: after 10.000 years I'm free wheelerRita
CaptainSpam: "Sorry 'bout your armor, these things just happen, right? Slime blob OUT!"
BlackIsis: Sweet.
RandomTrivia: Just cloaks?
KartoffelKaiser: lmao
GDwarf: It only washes cloaks? Not, like, pants? Or shirts?
Mysticman89: free laundry!
Sogheim: no capes!
RandomTrivia: Like, not shirts, pants or anything else?
Manae: Free cloak
YeetTheRich_: we did not need the figure out chart for that huh?
hexy_lexy: 100% take it
TehAmelie: "recorded" medicine is a bit iffy, of course. in what's now Uganda they were doing c-sections before there was Caesars in Rome. . .
kusinohki: "NO CAPES!"
NewtyNewts: Where were those minotaurs now?
Mysticman89: ted dragon wantts his cloak back
thraximore: Someone left that there to clean it, you just ran off with someone's stuff!
KartoffelKaiser: ascot PogChamp
Diabore: i was thinking vampire sized
SquareDotCube: It's a mantle
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Tangsm: Was the cloak always red?
thebrokenhaiku: !live
Sibwow: gnussy
AshBurnem: A red bib? Does it have a lobster print on it?
YeetTheRich_: maybe it's a horseshoe
Izandai: SIBWOW
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:01.
ElektroTal: is this the time for me to give the Deep Lore
RandomTrivia: ElektroTal IS there any?
RealGamerCow: I think you get fucked by the mind flayer as well
ShaneLeeAtk: I will always vote for the Deep Lore.
TehAmelie: is the malefic table even worse than the bad table?
Lord_Hosk: We need the deep lore!
AshBurnem: mmm, Deep Lore
asthanius: Just never go to the malefic table, 4head
hexy_lexy: it is ALWAYS time for deep lote
RandomTrivia: I'm always happy to listen to Shivam Deep Dives [thing]
Diabore: @TehAmelie i think malefic table is bad table
Izandai: That doesn't make sense.
NewtyNewts: I think it means falling to either side gives you bad things
hexy_lexy: lore*
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Snowcookies: lol Paul
NewtyNewts: Baited
hatboozeparty: FBtouchdown ?
Lord_ZYRK: Cute AND persuasive
saucemaster5000: galaxy brain
Kazman20a: I think 11-12 or the only Misses
ElektroTal: (there is no deep lore)
Snowcookies: There are two devils on your shoulder
SrMuskrat: After all why shouldn't I roll a 1-6
RandomTrivia: Chat, did we just get jebaited?
DeM0nFiRe: lol
NewtyNewts: One is lawful evil, one is chaotic evil
saucemaster5000: good gaming there
RandomTrivia: Always Be Charting
serramarkov: Yay!
LordZarano: lrrGOAT lrrSACK
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Perchipy: Adam gets away with so much, the universe isn't fair
Lord_ZYRK: You built a cave?
MAPBoardgames: Press 'X' to doubt
asthanius: lrrADAM
Lord_Hosk: ElektroTal you could have said... LITERALY ANYTHING and we would have bought it
Izandai: Welcome to Adam's House of Cheats? Kappa
TehAmelie: if you combine magical thinking and moral relativism it's like two negatives canceling each other out right
asthanius:
Sogheim: holy crap?! what?!
asthanius: Well shit
saucemaster5000: sorry, what?
Sogheim: are we Jeffrey Combs now?!
YeetTheRich_: can we bring back the vampire?
RealGamerCow: The chances of Adam just doing that was about equal to calling a nat 20 shot
asthanius: ALL THE MINOTAURS
KartoffelKaiser: you now have the power over life and death
Diabore: does the vampire count?
AshBurnem: All the dead electric minotaurs?
Mysticman89: any of them you've ever killed ever? or local ones
YeetTheRich_: we have a vampire mistress now
Mysticman89: you theoretically killed ted dragon
RandomTrivia: Nah, they're still a bit stiff from being taxidermied :D
noSmokeFire: the formaldehyde slows them down
skulinate: So glad us US folks can go visit Canada again I did Victoria 70.3 Ironman and the people there are wonderful
TheMerricat: we now have 47 life points btw
Diabore: glutton it
YeetTheRich_: wheelerFee wheelerEed
TehAmelie: ooh, we can manage even if we somehow take 40 points of acid damage
Izandai: They heal you when you break them.
TheMerricat: we now have 65 life points btw
YeetTheRich_: > you OD on crystals
NewtyNewts: You get eaten by a Grue.
TehAmelie: Meaning of Life is the most underrated Python movie i think
Izandai: THERE'S WHAT
RandomTrivia: A gnome shunt
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie I watched at a way too young age
YeetTheRich_: they also did not warm us when the mummy attacked us from behind
saucemaster5000: they're taking bets the whole time and you don't want to know the odds
Kyir: Super erotic
Sogheim: no!
thraximore: back and forth
thraximore: forever
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: why did you make me see that?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Sogheim: yeah, never watching that movie ever again
samwonk: In my case, roughly zero point two times.
theevermist: jokes on you never seen that movie
AshBurnem: That dude loves him some axen.
lyropithic: Vaguely erotic?
lirazel64: I think your work here is done, Beej.
noSmokeFire: faintly racist!
koikingufm: "Cooling" is not what that anvil is doing.
ElektroTal: dark elves in Dragonlance aren't drow
Lord_Hosk: Elektrotal you could have said the red cloak washer was invented by raistlins first gnomish servant in the tower of high sorcery in Palanthas hoping that his black cloaks would somehow turn back red and he would be turned from darkness and we would have all be like "oh thats believable yes yes we buy it"
ElektroTal: They're normal looking elves who've turned to evil, not vague stand ins for racist depictions
RandomTrivia: Well THAT'S a challenge
hexy_lexy: A B C - Always Be Fighting :p
YeetTheRich_: the book is calling us a coward?
noSmokeFire: the next imp we fight turns into a demon, right?
MAPBoardgames: Got your nose!
YeetTheRich_: ah classic
JadedCynic: for someone that wrote a LOT of books intended to fill the shelves of school libraries, there's a lot of unsubtle subtexts...I mean the art is from other people, but whoever CHOSE the art...*ahem*
YeetTheRich_: this has to fail at SOME point
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait
RandomTrivia: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
Diabore: im sorry, glowing spear?
Nigouki: that hole is James' department
noSmokeFire: I get the feeling that the "talk to imp" option is *supposed* to be gated behind a room, but there's absolutely no indication of that
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: logic has no power here
lirazel64: We'll get "killed."
monakai: "What are you doing here?" "Well, what are YOU doing here?"
Lord_Hosk: IM SORRY WHAT?
YeetTheRich_: how convenient
thraximore: umbraHmm awful convenient...
LadyAiluros: Dragonslance Dragonlance .....
ElektroTal: and you found why this is non-canon. no drow on krynn
Pywodwagon: Is this an off brand dragonlance
Kyir: Who needs to fly?
bytecaster: I bet it just glows and does nothing else
Driosenth: you are going to use that red bib?
hexy_lexy: give the cloak!!!
AshBurnem: Give the ted-dragon killer!
JadedCynic: Baz?
Lord_Hosk: red bib
Kyir: Cloak and glider
TheMerricat: I'd give them the monsters.
noSmokeFire: we've got the illusion guy
AtomicAlchemical: @bytecaster oh no... this is *on brand* dragonlance
RandomTrivia: Pywodwagon Nah, it's a dragon SPEAR, that's a different weapon lrrBEEJ
shendaras: Didn't you have like an icemaker?
Pharmacistjudge: Popping in saying, thanks for the stream. Can't stick around because I save this vod for when I workout.
KeytarCat: Give them the AI that might not exist
MAPBoardgames: !card dragon spear
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Lord_ZYRK: "I was going to use these two muffins as mid-battle snacks, but here you go!"
KeytarCat: two healing crystals
RandomTrivia: Hi Pharmacistjudge! Bye Pharmacistjudge! sergeHi
Pteraspidomorphi: That is true
Tangsm: He works in a lava room, a snow cone might be welcome.
NarishmaReborn: dragon spear will totally be fake
TheDefiledPrince: ice machine and the bib :V
NewtyNewts: How about the Ted Dragon killer?
Pywodwagon: @elektrotal I think in Dragons of Autumn they use the term drow but obviously that can be put down to early installment weirdness
bytecaster: Baaz is Ted's cousin
Diabore: im guessing none
noSmokeFire: the draconians are dragon people, "baaz" is a type of draconian..
TheMerricat: Chat we left the Ted Dragon killer in the maze.
Izandai: @Pywodwagon Did drow used to just mean "evil elf" and only later got split off as their own subrace?
AshBurnem: Killing draconians suuucks.
Pywodwagon: Just because I remember going “huh weird” when I reread it recently
Pywodwagon: @izandai maybe? I’m not sure
YeetTheRich_: the face on the octopus LUL
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TheMerricat: "Dark Elves are Elves that have been banished from elven society for a crime that they have committed. Some have been found to have turned from the Gods of Good. This could be a wizard who chose the Red Robes, or Black Robes. Others may have done nothing more than fall in love with one who was above their station in society. These elves have been "cast from the light", and are either shunned, or hunted down by their fellow elves."
thraximore: @ElektroTal might know about the Drow
TheMerricat: "Sometimes in Dragonlance novels the name "Drow" pops up to refer to a dark elf. This is a D&D term and not generally accepted on Krynn."
Pywodwagon: @themerricat seabatClap
Kyir: Touch those asses!
Diabore: we touching it
circusofkirkus: DO IT
Vanbael: touch the butt!
Izandai: @TheMerricat Huh, interesting. Thanks for the info.
YeetTheRich_: slap it
OmnipotentTrevor: consent is important
hexy_lexy: T O U C H T H E M
MAPBoardgames: Stick your hand between the bums!
monakai: Unless...
circusofkirkus: gargoyles or grotesques?
Sogheim: when Goliath gave me life advice 'cause Xanatos was a jerk
Kyir: Ass to ass to ass
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
YeetTheRich_: paul cracked the code
Izandai: PrideLaugh WOW
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Timagio: RIP
Vanbael: amazing ending
Snowcookies: nice job
koikingufm: How did that woman get her t-shirt tailored like that?
CranstonSnord: truly, we died as we lived
NewtyNewts: Good job Paul
Sogheim: I believe his name was Lexington
JadedCynic: at least you look buff AF, adam?
bytecaster: Maybe you are at least allowed to still wear the bib?
Timagio: @koikingufm Once, and never took it off since.
Kyir: 30 hours
rosesmcgee: the way it's supposed to be played? Never. Straight into the trash.
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
Izandai: Oh boy!
Kyir: Wooooo!
JadedCynic: oh LAWKS
Sarah_Serinde: oh no what a shame
adelius3: yes please
Diabore: im into it
Dog_of_Myth: YES
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
Perchipy: oh heck yeah
KeytarCat: We did pick up some evasion from the griffin, mI think?
shendaras: !
YeetTheRich_: yeeeeeeee
Sibwow: i would love that
opal_moth: we have 100
DiscordianTokkan: yesssss
theevermist: what about bite club?
dslucia: hell yeah
Sarah_Serinde: (I am always here for more of this :D )
ContingentCat: yeaaaah
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Kikazi: I'm cool with that
NarishmaReborn: more gnomes!
Perchipy: I would love that sooooo much
koikingufm: Full rules play through! Full rules play through!
YeetTheRich_: GNOMES! GNOMES! GNOMES!
saucemaster5000: honestly these are my favorite streams y'all do
NewtyNewts: Speedrun, 100%
Going_Medium: Yeah! More bad choices for our amusement.
MAPBoardgames: You-all should play a one-shot of Dusk City Outlaws.
f_tan_theta: who were they trying to fool, this is how you're supposed to do it
YeetTheRich_: vaguely racist
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: FUCK
Timagio: No table for you
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so one thing to remember that you might have forgotten is that you 'end' this book whenever you want. There is no path that leads to the end, once the time runs out you turn to the page the book gave you to start the dragon army fight and use what you found to help your fight.
KartoffelKaiser: LUL Jebaited
Diabore: waait, a-b-c-d-e-f-c?
TheMerricat: You got rid of the imp
noSmokeFire: an illllllusion
Izandai: Because you let the imp get away.
RandomTrivia: Seems about right
ContingentCat: whoops
Sarah_Serinde: Diabore Yeah I guess a typo for G
SkylerRingtail: Spicy hole!
JadedCynic: deus ex machina doesn't always just help the protag
MAPBoardgames: Stick your head into the lava hole!
HorusFive: Death is the only way out here Beej
TheDefiledPrince: Spicy hole?
Diabore: uh oh
Twilight_Spark: Absolute CRINGE Kappa
YeetTheRich_: water AND lava? we can make obsidian
Lord_ZYRK: That waterfall has very Aqua Teen Hunger Force energy
JadedCynic: oh, drop is NOT a verb, but dot IS a verb :p
Scy_Anide: Your ears...cringe?
lirazel64: I want to see cringing ears.
JadedCynic: must be steamy in there
SquareDotCube: oh no it's waterfall mom and tornado dad
DeM0nFiRe: One of the other 2 imps you told already told this imp, so he already left
YeetTheRich_: ohgoodiegoodiegoodie
NarishmaReborn: red cloak of convincing imps
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: That Waterfall wants to FUCK
Tangsm: Normal room.
Scy_Anide: This is the cover of a Tingle novel
ToastyLoaff: "not much going on"
RandomTrivia: HAAHHHAHAHAAHA
ContingentCat: at
Snowcookies: wow
ContingentCat: wat
TehAmelie: maybe we can MAKE much go on in the room
ToastyLoaff: "ignore the tornado"
koikingufm: Tornado drilling the f out of that waterfall's pond.
JadedCynic: The writers didn't confer much with the artist
TehAmelie: cave rave!
NewtyNewts: Is something weird? I don't see anything
ContingentCat: just a waterfall with a face, those are everywhere
Pinwiz11: sassy vortex
hexy_lexy: totally normal evening
bytecaster: And a wyvern or two, just standard stuff, you know
ToastyLoaff: ignore the waterwheel and steel door
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey what's up" "Shut up sexy waterfall, I'm trying to find loot!"
YeetTheRich_: I feel like that waterwheel should not be working like that
asthanius: Don’t go chasing sexy waterfalls
Pinwiz11: is the waterfall thirsty?
Izandai: Barrels
asthanius: They’re all illusions
Diabore: metal door
Seth_Erickson: Water wheel imo
korvys: door
YeetTheRich_: waterwheel is obv fake because it should not work like that
bytecaster: dragon fountain
JadedCynic: again, editing could've made this book...more fun 'to play', but also less entertaining *to stream* :)
YeetTheRich_: calling it now Kappa
shendaras: Wow
Izandai: PrideLaugh
ToastyLoaff: Adam is genius
shendaras: seabatClap
TheDefiledPrince: Legendary!
Izandai: CALLED IT
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ExhaustedElox: BOOM! Called it!
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
dslucia: INVISIBLE BARRELS
lyropithic: He's become too powerful
A_Dub888: There were never any barrels
ToastyLoaff: Top minds
Twilight_Spark: Porque no los dos?
TheExactSame: do we need a sign for that?
Izandai: I can't believe I'm as smart as Adam.
ToastyLoaff: Please use your power for good
hexy_lexy: its both sad and impressive
bytecaster: It is a skill for the CV at least, I guess
MAPBoardgames: !findquote alex upset
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
noSmokeFire: hey now. one time it was a gorilla machine
62MGcobra: Adam sees the line
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
Pinwiz11: the waterfall has major drip
YeetTheRich_: I believe we already established the headcanon that adam went back in time and wrote all those books
JadedCynic: Seriously I should dig out my old 'Middle Earth Adventure' books that are like this and get them to ya - very different tone (and better editing)
asthanius: You have to fuck it
asthanius: It’s the only way
Sarah_Serinde: Apparently this is where you draw the line :D
thraximore: @asthanius the ol' "Kirk" maneuver
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, I've seen this video
YeetTheRich_: fuck the pool
JadedCynic: Everyone has their limits
Pinwiz11: water wheel watusi!
YeetTheRich_: is that a good or a bad thing then?
asthanius: “Vaguely”
Tangsm: Could have said slapped, but no. It's spanking.
RandomTrivia: Hang on, Paul did you reuse the AFR dungeon engine for this chart?
ContingentCat: I can't wait to see how Cori handles these clips
Izandai: Yes
maidhco: spanking water elementals with preindustrial agrarian equipment is my kink
MAPBoardgames: It is
JadedCynic: no, more like being constantly CHURNED - the buckets in the wheel would pull water out of the pool
RandomTrivia: ContingentCat I have faith that she can make a truly incredible narrative
YeetTheRich_: game punishes you for thinking about math
DeM0nFiRe: oof
RandomTrivia: Ouch
TehAmelie: game: "Math is for blockers, and if you're blocking you're losing"
LibraryWitchKei: @JadedCynic That's like sending a good game in for Watch & Play
Blade_Tiger: Just don't get into any more battles 4Head
TehAmelie: does anyone really understand a water wheel?
epsilondelphine: *grant kirkhope voice* thaaaaaank youuuuuuuu...
jawz77: My favourite series I haven't been able to watch one lives normally :D I always re watch this on vods! Awesome work to all involved :D
JadedCynic: @LibraryWitchKei hey, not saying that Adam et al. couldn't make fun streams from being the 'Paul Revere' messenger who crosses the dales to get word of the approaching Nazgul out to all, and pass vital info to 'Strider' (yes, one book is a literal prequel to FotR)
TehAmelie: (of course people do. it's not like they use magnets)
SkylerRingtail: How many effects are there? Are we going to run out?
Sarah_Serinde: I think there's at least one good effect that says you can only get it once, though
JadedCynic: @LibraryWitchKei I can totally see Adam getting lots of fun investigating barrows and playing riddle games with the wights inside for loot :D
TehAmelie: did you roll the bone hurting juice?
SquareDotCube: They're made of hard water
TwitchingPokki: and then turn it off to get more boons :3
BlackIsis: Ah, yes...silky and golden.
maidhco: so silky and feminine
Pinwiz11: the spirit is missing belopa!
GDwarf: "I am not my house, I just live there"
hexy_lexy: its belopa!!!
Alephred: "I can live in your blood!"
TehAmelie: still quite auspicious
YeetTheRich_: in fact you are about 70% water
mtvcdm: do ittttttt
goombalax: doeeet
electra310: Praise Belopa!
spurius: this sounds like a great idea
TwitchingPokki: this is the perfect idea
DiscordianTokkan: So what you're saying is that she's Hot and Thirsty
Pinwiz11: belopa!!!
PaperDoopliss: But he's honest! It'd be more suspicious if he said everything would be fine
Twilight_Spark: This isn't a good idea, it's a GREAT IDEA.
adelius3: dont you want a girlfriend
circusofkirkus: JARVIS
Perchipy: do ittttt
mtvcdm: Ghost in the machine!
DiscordianTokkan: as Steam
epsilondelphine: a literal, actual ghost in your shell
Izandai: Do it!
Lord_ZYRK: Water is stored in the balls, btw
Perchipy: doooo ittttt
Going_Medium: Ghost in the machine!
sydnius: water spirit Snively Whiplash
NewtyNewts: Ghost into the Shell
Nigouki: this is Ant-Man insice the Iron Man suit
jawz77: monkaS
Snowcookies: ghosts are cool tho
ContingentCat: the human body is like 70% water
saucemaster5000: casper gon' get ya
LadyAiluros: JARVIS
hexy_lexy: its a bad idea. do it, adam
BlindProphet32: Come on now adam. Use your armor as a bottle and put her in
kdefinition: Fluid-based Cortana
theevermist: give your power armour an ai
noSmokeFire: I believe you said something earlier about your predilection to fuck spiders
Blade_Tiger: I'm with Paul, having a ghost friend in your armour sounds like fun
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Are you a coward Adam?
serramarkov: Haven't you seen Evangelion, how bad could it be?
TehAmelie: would you like your gravestone to say "I want the record to show I thought this was a bad idea"?
TheMerricat: 30 armor hp now
JadedCynic: honest
TwitchingPokki: this is just a book now
electra310: Auspicious armor!
dslucia: katesLol
JadedCynic: I appreciate your honesty
NewtyNewts: This isn't an RPG. It's a CYOA
Izandai: PrideLaugh
kusinohki: he's blue beetle now? talking to his armor all the time?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Adam playing the book like a kid inevitably would
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sydnius: moist
KeytarCat: "when did you last floss?" // "what do you mean, you were there!"
JadedCynic: @NewtyNewts yeah....always was
jwholla: this adventure is fantastic
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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NewtyNewts: Is this a Sevcon remix?
Juliamon: I believe so
TheMerricat: So chat if you haven't figured it out yet or not, the 'intended' way to play this book was to memorize which rooms had good stuff in them and and beeline to them while the author inserted as many 'roadblock' rooms as they could with a few restorative items in them so you didn't automatically lose to attrition. Essentially you keep loosing till you know where everything is then win. This isn't helped by the lack of editors :D
NewtyNewts: I hope it's got a section like the breakdown after the first 'chorus'
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Sounds like a CYOA book all right.
NewtyNewts: "Just learn what things are bad, and never do them!"
sydnius: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
LordZarano: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5732: "I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon." —James [2019-01-17]
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat or even proofreaders....but IIRC these books came out fairly late in TSR's being a solvent company and not just a brand; money was starting to hemorrhage
thraximore: Very good question.
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FitalShell: Gnomes are overrated
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jetpixi: ghost armor lrrSPOOP
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerT
BrindleBoar: the yeeter
strebenherz: "The gnome flinger"
JadedCynic: B)
NewtyNewts: So much magitech...
jetpixi: just thrust
adelius3: umm
electra310: do it!
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic yes exactly. I don't know if you were in last sessions chat, but by this time in the history of the company when folk finished their 'books' they were instructed to bundle all their work into a packet and leave them in this one office that was reserved for 'finished product' and it was essentially just a grab bag room for when new product was released
NewtyNewts: Incoming telescope prank, I bet
Pteraspidomorphi: The only good imp is a dead imp, it turns out
YeetTheRich_: lrrADAM_SG
strebenherz: PFT
TheMerricat: 62 life points now :)
ContingentCat: opposite sunglasses! how dare
thraximore: what a little scamp
JadedCynic: @spethycakes nah, anti-sunglasses I guess
sydnius: lrrFINE
dslucia: the ol' magnifying glass trick
f_tan_theta: I'm angry about this
BrindleBoar: That imp is on the escalator again!
LordZarano: The danger is to the body
thraximore: @LordZarano It is present in your time, as it was in ours.
NewtyNewts: Dragon time!
SkylerRingtail: Finally!
RandomTrivia: Well then
Snowcookies: Hello
jetpixi: PrideDragon
Pteraspidomorphi: Hey it's the elf....errr, draconian
saucemaster5000: Wow, didn't know this book had this
KWardJenx: Adam, you beautiful, trusting creature. You are to pure for this realm.
Mr_Dirty: lrrADAM_SG
sydnius: PokCharizard
ContingentCat: I forgot about those katesLol
hexy_lexy: i love the "dun dun duuun" thanks paul
noSmokeFire: of COURSE it was a surprise!
JadedCynic: "I told you never to meet me here!"
sydnius: i hope he brought a present
RealGamerCow: So large...so vascular
Sibwow: dont we have the draconian killer
noSmokeFire: it just dies instantly because of th steam
shendaras: It's already dead
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: This is good though, a free hit but it's a weak one
NewtyNewts: No battle.
YeetTheRich_: hmm steamed drake
niccus: that's why the scout is surprised
RealGamerCow: It was surprised Beej
SquareDotCube: Also that thing fell off our armor
JadedCynic: good thing is, he was surprised
sydnius: not many surprise dragons working in the laundry
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
dslucia: steam exploded out of it because it froze up katesLol
NewtyNewts: It was all thanks to waterghost
JadedCynic: Folks these are DRACONIANS of Krynn, not *dragons* nor *drakes* - think Dragonborn but with several varieties that each have special abilities (on death)
NewtyNewts: Mummy coffins...
JadedCynic: Are you SURE about that Adam?
ContingentCat: do itttt
SnackPak_: don't do it, book
62MGcobra: Adam I believe you said that before
Sarah_Serinde: That's definitely not something this book would do
Tiber727: gambler's fallacy, but with relationships.
sydnius: CoolCat
thraximore: remember the mummies? LUL
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde there WAS the possibility that the 'gnome' was just another imp in disguise, but fortunately not <3
Twilight_Spark: The internet's precursors were weird.
JadedCynic: @Twilight_Spark thank you
ContingentCat: oh shade, with that accent I thought Adam said shed
hexy_lexy: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginButt
jetpixi: just like pyramid head
GhostValv: :O
Zyme86: Looks like hes wearing nothing at all
A_Dub888: benginButt
iris_of_ether: benginButt
Zyme86: nothing at all
YeetTheRich_: or really long boots?
epsilondelphine: for the purposes of TOS, those are pants, sure
monakai: Nothing at all
NewtyNewts: Nothing at all...
KWardJenx: This is awakening something...
Tiber727: Steam powered light diffusion is just venting steam.
YeetTheRich_: let the jinn out of the jar
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
BrindleBoar: RUN AWAY
ContingentCat: wat
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Pywodwagon: Somehow the Gnomes having a neon open sign feels like it could be canon in dragonlance
DarkMorford: BEEP BEEP
YeetTheRich_: rub
ToastyLoaff: run
CaptainSpam: It'll be hilarious if they ARE just ordinary lamps.
Nigouki: Open the jar Adam
Izandai: Everything
ShaneLeeAtk: Bricks
gualdhar: Acme is a grocery store
jetpixi: not dynamite?
CaptainSpam: Acme is a common company name.
serramarkov: it means superlative
Wrexadecimal: grocery store chain
TheThirdPhaseOfLumpyGravy: acme is a grocery store here in the states
RedRaptor: Rocket sleds, I believe.
Sibwow: they make everything
Izandai: A Company that Makes Everything
ContingentCat: oh I thought Acme was a loony toons thing
JadedCynic: 'acme' - noun - pinnacle of ability
lirazel64: Acme is also just a word?
lamina5432: grocery chain
RandomTrivia: Acme is also a word meaning the highest point of something, its peak
Shigamori: ACME: A Company Making Everything
saucemaster5000: Acme's REAL? Am I being reverse santa claused?
ToastyLoaff: they will hurt you if cartoons taught me anything
GhostValv: uh ...
HorusFive: Acme is also a common word- and therefore not copyrightable
Malkmaven1176: Nothing good can come from taking something made from Acme
LordZarano: "Acme" is a word meaning "the best" iirc
hexy_lexy: i always thought it meant "A Company that Makes Everything"
epsilondelphine: I believe it used to be a very popular name to make your company appear first in the phone book
prince_infidel: Exactly
iris_of_ether: Or "the highest point"
JadedCynic: "Acme <thing>" is just like saying "Apex <thing>"
blip2004: there is a town in Alberta called Acme
InquisitorGaia: ACME from looney toons means A Company Making Everything
HorusFive: I love these streams- 'cause I can drop in and out, and when I come back nothing makes any goddam sense and doesn't matter
prince_infidel: That's why loony tunes chose it
YeetTheRich_: second one is the good one for sure
ToastyLoaff: nope
hexy_lexy: A B C - Always Be Rubbing :p
Shigamori: talk to it!
RealGamerCow: Acme is also not what would be the fun of tht
serramarkov: If they wrote the same thing
Half_Duplex: acme means the peak, zenith or prime
TheMerricat: "Acme means "highest point", so the name was popularized by companies wanting to symbolize the best. A real-world advertisement for ACME anvils An early global Acme brand name was the "Acme City" whistle made from mid-1870s onwards by J Hudson & Co, followed by the "Acme Thunderer" and "Acme siren" in 1895. The name became particularly popular for businesses in the 1920s, when alphabetized business telephone directories such as the Yellow Pages began.....
JadedCynic: @InquisitorGaia more importantly, a mail-order company that delivers to empty wastes in the Mojave desert
mtvcdm: I was robbed by two lamps
LordZarano: Companies called themselves "Acme" because A came first in phone books
YeetTheRich_: ha!
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun "If this is your first lamp"
TheMerricat: to be widespread: A name at the beginning of the alphabet would be listed first, and a name implying "the best" was even better. There was a flood of businesses named Acme; some survive to this day, including Acme Brick, Acme Markets and Acme Boots. Early Sears catalogues contained a number of products with the "Acme" trademark, including anvils, which are frequently used in Warner Bros. cartoons.
YeetTheRich_: HAHA
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
hexy_lexy: LUL
NewtyNewts: Well, you didn't break it at least...
GhostValv: seabatClap
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: We DO love lamp...
sydnius: LUL
HorusFive: Take 2 points of psychic damage
ToastyLoaff: this book has gorilla machines....
SquareDotCube: Take two points of self-pride damage
saucemaster5000: game told you to eat gnome shit
ToastyLoaff: why mock?
NewtyNewts: Incoming electric shock?
ContingentCat: you can talk to lots of things, and nothing bad happens
LordZarano: Yes!
HorusFive: This is a sign of LIES
hexy_lexy: touch it!
YeetTheRich_: are you SURE you want to do this (y/n)?
sydnius: PokPikachu
shendaras: use lamp on sign
Going_Medium: Is this book scratch and sniff???
Pteraspidomorphi: We found the fridge
JadedCynic: ???
HorusFive: @shendaras I'm sorry, I don't understand that command.
Sarah_Serinde: dammit now I want desserts
Veste: christmas door!
ElementalAlchemist: "a glazed donut and hot cider" sounds amazing though
TemporallyAwry: Oh - this is why the one room smelled "weird" the last session.
electra310: The game is making me hungry
Lord_ZYRK: *insert foghorn here*
JadedCynic: now I'm hungry
YeetTheRich_: musty old dry has to be treasure
Xaunaught: Roll a die for it
ContingentCat: first one
sydnius: stanky room hall yay
hexy_lexy: musty old dry scent!!!
SquareDotCube: musty sounds like the tomb
RedRaptor: Ahh. The other side is a Bed, Bath & Beyond
electra310: Apple cider!
JadedCynic: Sugar Mama's is closed - no tasty fresh confections around here :(
Lord_ZYRK: "You find yourself in Mr. Tumnus's cottage"
GhostValv: oh no
JadedCynic: @RedRaptor the caverns are the "Beyond" of Bed Bath & Beyond! lrrWOW
ToastyLoaff: you join a D&D session
ContingentCat: that's not very christmasy
Vonbane: the cake was a LIE
YeetTheRich_: make friends with the dragons
Twilight_Spark: The two in the in the upper-right are about to kiss 100%.
circusofkirkus: do we have to help?!?
Sarah_Serinde: Beej asking the important questions
Juliamon: We finally found dragons!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mysticman89: frost giant musk is like a donut
JadedCynic: in this era, both monsters are 'evil'...
sydnius: IN THE MOUNTAINS
noSmokeFire: no!
Fanklok: White dragons are chromatic dragons which are evil
Alephred: They're both evil.
ToastyLoaff: you dragons are not donuts
JadedCynic: ^^^
ContingentCat: eeryone's like "yeah let's get donuts!"
blip2004: White or Silver? cause yeah
electra310: I thought we were supposed to fight the dragons
th3mpire: Ted dragon did nothing wrong
bainard656: This is specifically dragonlance, isn't it?
JadedCynic: Frost Giants are ALSO 'evil'...
YeetTheRich_: don't bring logic to a knife fight
electra310: Giants seem more likely to have cider
Zyme86: paul washing his hands of this
ContingentCat: maybe they're both bad
ancientspark: But is this thing really have any logic at all?
JadedCynic: @bainard656 yep, on Krynn
kusinohki: surprised there's no 3rd option of "stay out of fight, wait and watch"
JadedCynic: Frost Giants: "oh okay, tag - your turn"
shendaras: 7,9,11, but 1-9 hits now, I think?
Two_Hats: Would you get in the way of Doom Guy when he's fighting dragons
shendaras: Or was the accuracy only one combat?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Diabore: oh we duggered
Timagio: Weeeelp.
NewtyNewts: We made a choice
CaptainSpam: Peace was never an option, of course.
lirazel64: Don't you get hit first?
lirazel64: Because of past stuff?
TheMerricat: 35
JadedCynic: yeah, I have suspicions that regardless of which side you help, it'd be hard not to end up being attacked by the surviors if you win the first match
NewtyNewts: We already skipped that one in the past battle @lirazel64
jetpixi: benginDab
lirazel64: @newtynewts thanks.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ElementalAlchemist: lrrSACK
HorusFive: Finally- we killed a dragon in this stupid book
ElementalAlchemist: Those were killable
CaptainSpam: Awesome, so it's Giants 1, Dragons 0... wait, no...
JadedCynic: oh they are helping, good
MAPBoardgames: My glaiven!
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
Timagio: Kick em in the dick!
CranstonSnord: you really... tipped the scales
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: "You raise your arms in victory against the dragons just before feeling a frost giant fist slam into the back of your skull"
DeM0nFiRe: He said banned, not fanned
ElementalAlchemist: Beej.
Zyme86: hit em in the dragon balz
Twilight_Spark: D:
thraximore: umbraHappy
hexy_lexy: BEEJ YES
electra310: Oh, it's Beej's onlyfans
Sarah_Serinde bans Tuxbeej
SquareDotCube: Work the groin!
Lord_ZYRK: "Do you moisturize or. . ."
DeM0nFiRe: Sick
NewtyNewts: Nice.
JadedCynic: hit them in The Weak Spot
thraximore: Nice! Two of... five?
DeM0nFiRe: So you've erased 2 kinds of enemies from the final battle
samwonk: If they knew the secret for dealing with white dragons, why were they losing to white dragons?
sydnius: noice
MAPBoardgames: If they knew the secret, why was there a fight?
SmashTCG: what frienly dragon
HorusFive: The donut is a lie
thraximore: Assuming Tiamat is the model here
NewtyNewts: And no Baaz dragons either
JadedCynic: *Draconians
SmashTCG: Impgnored
Veste: it's back at home
Lord_ZYRK: The secret is: don't fuck with White Dragons
HorusFive: The secret "Get somebody else to fight them for you"
BlindProphet32: The secret is have humans in power armor show up
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun those were the last 3 dragons, of the 30 they were fighting
JadedCynic: "We've finally lived long enough to find the advantages"
Diabore: but the ice is like a jar adam
Mr_Dirty: If ice not a jar?
xantos69: But they are Trapped in a JAR!
ButButTheJesus: but Adam! your brand!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
TemporallyAwry: Ice Cubes aren't a Jar ;p
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHA
Lord_ZYRK: HahaThink
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ExhaustedElox: Uh oh....
shendaras: Hahaha
AtomicAlchemical: GOTTEM
GhostValv: seabatApp
HorusFive: seabatClap
jessieimproved: it's totally a jar
YeetTheRich_: there must be a reason they are trapped there Kappa
niccus: humans in a clear container
TheAinMAP: PrideLaugh
hexy_lexy: HIS BRAND
sydnius: make a gin and tonic
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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62MGcobra: how didn't you see that?
ToastyLoaff: ice jars
Izandai: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: pls :D
Rhynerd: To be fair, the white dragons might have been the freezing party here.
thraximore: Oh yeah??
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Adam has a brand.
Morrigan9: meta gamed adam
Lord_ZYRK: Are you, though?
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
GhostValv: character growth :)
hexy_lexy: LUL
JadedCynic: for a completely different book, too!
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for personal growth!
JadedCynic: <3
saucemaster5000: dance to the tune you wrote, monkey
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol OKAY
Nigouki: Adam gonna open every jar in the moonbase
GhostValv: seabatClap
asthanius: Okay
Shirts_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: tssk tssk
Shigamori: I feel attacked
Mysticman89: your situation is literally in philsophy textbooks as the adam conundrum
Sethalidos: Adam RAGE!
BrindleBoar: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Vonbane: yelling at chat, that's so on brand LUL
atlr: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zyme86: That's what Adam thinks, we are the puppetmanster
noSmokeFire: mad someone's locked you in a jar, aren't you
SmashTCG: WHo put them in the ice adam why did they put them in
HorusFive: We've unlocked something deep in Adam today
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
jetpixi: WutFace
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam is letting HIMSELF out of the jar
Sethalidos: OOK OOK
Snowcookies: lol
JadedCynic: lrrWOW lrrHORN You GO Adam! lrrHORN moosea2Dab
strebenherz: Do you need a hug Adam
RomanGoro: That was too long for a clip
thraximore: The only L here is the one Adam's picking up LUL
InquisitorGaia: adam i fucking love you
ButButTheJesus continues to giggle
SkylerRingtail: Chat...are we the gnomes?
sydnius: 75🤪
hexy_lexy: im howling LUL
strebenherz: Vibrating gnomes everywhere
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Lord_ZYRK: A few dozen gnomes twerking to generate heat
JadedCynic: @SkylerRingtail ...good LORD! lrrWOW
asthanius: Pikmin gnomes
Shigamori: Dibs on being Gnome #32
hexy_lexy: @SkylerRingtail 100%
Sarah_Serinde: whoops
Diabore: aw shit
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
thraximore: oopsie DOOPSIE
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
JadedCynic: thank you for the clips, folks! lrrDARK
JadedCynic: yeah...
Sarah_Serinde: See Adam this is what happens
electra310: Shoulda left them in the jar
InquisitorGaia: shoulda left em in the jar
thraximore: hmmmm SHOULDA KEPT EM IN THE JAR
TemporallyAwry: Now - what did we learn about Jars?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mr_Dirty: So chat was right not to open this jar
CaptainSpam: You try to casually nudge the white dragon corpses behind a wall with your feet.
Lord_ZYRK: But hey at least you aren't defined by the jar thing
Izandai: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: :D
RandomTrivia: ADAM
JadedCynic: LUL
hexy_lexy: THERE IT IS
GhostValv: seabatUseless
NewtyNewts: You learned your (own) lesson
Izandai: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE BOTH!
SkylerRingtail: 507 gnomes roll their eyes
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Vonbane: VALIDATION
thraximore: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
jetpixi: jetpixSalt ?
Morrigan9: i learned nothing
sydnius: HSWP
circusofkirkus: Adam "The Hypocrite" Savidan
JadedCynic: I think we need another clip, folks! LUL
ButButTheJesus continues to giggle
YeetTheRich_: oh wow thanks adam
shendaras: seabatCHOICE
GhostValv: I'm sure :)
electra310: Always forward, never learning!
RandomTrivia: Adam "Has Cake AND Eats It" Savidan
HorusFive: seabatBRAIN
saucemaster5000: This some american politics logic
ContingentCat: we're definitly learning A message, maybe nt that one
Lord_ZYRK: The lesson is "even if Adam knows the right thing he won't do it"
Tiber727: Adam did it intentionally for our sake.
prince_infidel: & NOTHING WAS LEARNED!
thraximore: When will you learn that your actions have CONSEQUENCES?!
GhostValv: seabatNogood
hexy_lexy: Adam "Jar" Savidan
JadedCynic: @circusofkirkus nah, Adam "Object Lesson" Savidan
ToastyLoaff: Adam is more than a jar of ice
electra310: Against his brand!
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is too generous with his gifts.
Sarah_Serinde: So noble
Izandai: This sequence better fucking get into the highlight reel.
raemart2016: StinkyGlitch
JadedCynic: Adam sacrificed his beliefs for chat <3
Zyme86: That last one was a 6 not a 9
YeetTheRich_: adam is basically jesus when you think about it for long enough
JadedCynic: ^^^
Robot_Bones: Name Race and occupation? Human Warrior, Human Warrior and HUman Warrior
Lord_ZYRK: Wasn't it more to *spite* chat?
serramarkov: They were cultists.
NewtyNewts: Unless it's a Metallic dragon
Sarah_Serinde: Or in spite of chat
Zu_o: They were members of the dragons freeze our face off party
sydnius: bonechewers are expendable
AtomicAlchemical: Motive: don't get eaten by dragon
ButButTheJesus: their what now
JadedCynic: "humanness"?
JadedCynic: ugh
asthanius: Talk gnomes
MAPBoardgames: Dehumanized them, did you.
strebenherz: oh god the book even acknowleges it
ContingentCat: I think their motives were "we don't want this dragon to kill us"
JadedCynic: well, they're not humans anymore, they're corpses now :D
jetpixi: "They always go for the E"
AveryCorvus: They're bureaucrats Morty that means I don't respect them
YeetTheRich_: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy
SquareDotCube: "It's a snowmobile"
Diabore: now, theres a machine in a jar in a forest
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thawing out the people in ice worked so well...
Alephred: This is where an editor would have put a red line through 'human-ness' and written 'humanity' in the margin.
snowmonkey99: what's the stance on machines in jars?
hivefleetdarknell: this is a machine in a jar...
NewtyNewts: Or are forced to flee perhaps
RealGamerCow: oh right, the gnome friends that are just kind of there but never help
HorusFive: "You couldn't have mentioned Norgus BEFORE we unfroze it Aholes?
YeetTheRich_: nice
NewtyNewts: Awful things.
JadedCynic: @Alephred makes me worry about all the reference books written for school libraries - did THEY get to have editors?
Twilight_Spark: This is an impossible game for babies!
raemart2016: they RUN. uh, run?
jetpixi: it's gettin hot in here...
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic What does that have to do with this book, unless they had the same publisher?
spethycakes: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
sydnius: take that, chart
jetpixi: Eeeee
JadedCynic: InB4 ambulance passes by someone's sultry open window *turns on fan*
RealGamerCow: steam powered frost, sure
Mysticman89: you already had a ice machine
samwonk: I could really use a steam powered frost machine right now, actually.
sydnius: @realgamercow LUL
thraximore: uni-cicle, even
Lord_Hosk: Dragonlance fun fact: If you took a average gnomes intestines and stretched them out from Mount Nevermind as far as they would go. That gnome would die.
SquareDotCube: Steam-powered frost ray seems counter to its intentions
JadedCynic: @samwonk yeahhh
TemporallyAwry: And Ted's - don't forget Ted
Territan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Territan: Continuing to stick it out, while my work schedule continues to hump both legs and an arm...
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thraximore: un-icicle*, fuck
TheMerricat: Chat just in case you want to discover the bat**** crazy scenario that TSR was in when this book was written - https://plotpoints.libsyn.com/how-tsr-failed-2020-ep-205 is an hour-ish long podcast that goes over a lot of the crazy business decisions the management of TSR was making at this time, before it failed.
azureHaights: Isn't a steampowered frost ray just a refrigerator, but remote
Twilight_Spark: Oh I love empenice.
NewtyNewts: @thraximore Unicycle?
jetpixi: Impanada Ice
ancientspark: You think so? The final fight won't BS you out?
Tiber727: @SquareDotCube A fridge is steam powered, in a way.
sydnius: cherry plz
thraximore: @NewtyNewts it's too late, the joke is ruined
SmashTCG: Journy before before destination
samwonk: Don't tell me how I feel, book.
frank_the_great: What is an Imp in Ice but a different kind of Man in a Jar?
HorusFive: Get Froze Imp
BrindleBoar: seabatCHOICE
Lord_ZYRK: Are you sure it's really frozen, though?
DiscordianTokkan: Ice IS a kind of jar
ContingentCat: what is ice but a water jar
jetpixi: the bay area but a mountain
atlr: The Gnome from Imp-in-Ice
incredulouspasserby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
incredulouspasserby: Ah gnomes. i hate gnomes. Why are we saving their ungrateful butts again?
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Territan: A proper mountain would keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold.
RandomTrivia: E G G
Vonbane: eggs you say?
Fanklok: You're colf then you're hot, you're yes then you're no, you're up then you're down, you're in then you're out
frank_the_great: Good job Yu-gi!
MAPBoardgames: To the Blaggole!
hexy_lexy: E G G
RealGamerCow: would you care for an egg in these troubling times?
JadedCynic: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Twilight_Spark: D:
ButButTheJesus: LUL
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sydnius: eggspert
frank_the_great: Adam is punchy tonight
Vonbane: shots fired
MAPBoardgames: Adam is punchy
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hexy_lexy: LUL i love punchy adam
NewtyNewts: Adam is our illusion-tester
Going_Medium: Lump Lump lump!
quillilian: "Why don't you just tell us where the illusion is?"
control_rig: It absolutely does
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Paul the tech fairy
Kyir: or traps you in the mirror
YeetTheRich_: ok now, insulting paul is the line, monkes revolt wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
noSmokeFire: we're a medieval baker. how do we know what color lions are
SquareDotCube: Can we bring it to life?
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Isaac3567: That Lion looks like the Claymation toy king from the old rudolph movies
RandomTrivia: *vaguely* erotic
ToastyLoaff: lion is a color?
xantos69: You would need two hands
DeM0nFiRe: You had to get one of the big 128 crayon boxes to get a lion crayon
dslucia: beej!
iris_of_ether: Beej no
Twilight_Spark: Continuous, enthusiastic, CONSENT.
JadedCynic: Beej is just here to push the limits of Twitch's ToS :D
YeetTheRich_: what
RandomTrivia: wat
hexy_lexy: W A T
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
MAPBoardgames: A french dragon.
JadedCynic: Dragonne - um, that's nothing to mess with
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I love these creatures in D&D
GDwarf: That's an awfully descriptive name
jetpixi: sounds like a bad idea
JadedCynic: oh, "Mirror of Dragon Control" you say...
dslucia: it can't move, how can it fight
samwonk: Put up your... dukes,
frank_the_great: There seems to be a lack of choice in this CYOA game
Electrodyne: I'm just tied to this truck with a three foot fuckin rope
Sogheim: ok, I ante my Duke Nukem and Duke of Earl, what ya got, albino dragon?
MAPBoardgames: Them Duke boys are at it again!
jetpixi: like a dragon Dorian Grey
Territan: Being statue-colored is also a strong indicator of statue-ness.
Electrodyne: BUTTONHOOK HIM
incredulouspasserby: dragon or dragonne
Twilight_Spark: There's a dragonne in a jar, but the jar is held closed by a mirror. Do you open the jar? Kappa
Zu_o: put up your viscounts chat
RandomTrivia: HAH
Electrodyne: Hey goat, go out for a pass
vrecken: isn't it a white dragon? don't we auto beat those
DiscordianTokkan: "What if the mirror stops the dragon?" "What if shut up?" -This Game
JadedCynic: can I get awya with putting up my Earls?
jetpixi: Will he sink your battleship?
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: @incredulouspasserby Dragonne - lion/brass dragon 'drake'
Zu_o: @JadedCynic whoa, someone's got a stiff upper royal.
Kyir: I feel kind of bad for it
YeetTheRich_: wow I feel bad for the dragonne now
Officinalis: I like how "Dinger" can be a good OR bad thing for Adam.
Zu_o: that sounded better in my head
Kyir: Maybe we're the villain here
azureHaights: Why did you play stupid games if you didn't want to win stupid prizes
JadedCynic: @vrecken nope, a 'dragonne' - a hydrid of a brass dragon & a giant lion
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ButButTheJesus: oops all dragons
Vonbane: eggs
JadedCynic: the dragonne didn't have to attack us; it made its choice
YeetTheRich_: a mound huh?
incredulouspasserby: what if it's a faerie
Sogheim: I'm betting rust monster
asthanius: Do what you gotta do
jetpixi: you do you
circusofkirkus: nope
JadedCynic: could it be another evil imp?
asthanius: Cloths are basically soft jars
circusofkirkus: I'd understand
HorusFive: I would expect nothing less Adam
JadedCynic: sounds fine
control_rig: Yeah it's up to you
incredulouspasserby: I would not be mad, this one seems fine to leave
Lord_Hosk: its your game
thraximore: eh
electra310: leave i in the jar
Officinalis: Napping gnome.
thraximore: it'd be in character for you
Mysticman89: the cloth is the jar in this case
JadedCynic: okay either way
frank_the_great: We value your chaotic energy, but yes, I'd be a little mad
Twilight_Spark: Why wasn't the character worried about the statue being alive, but is with a lump on the floor?
ghyllnox: If you see a man in a lump covered in a cloth, do you release him?
Nigouki: "cloth covered lump" sounds like something a strange man in an alley asks you to examine
JadedCynic: BACKUP!
Fanklok: What is a tabard but a linen jar
Manae: Are we leaving the water spirit behind?
Vellrick: big tabard
control_rig: That is a 100% trap
NewtyNewts: Mimic!
ContingentCat: and no host
Kyir: It could be sweet!
control_rig: 100000% trap
Isaac3567: Quicksave and try it out
Alephred: It might be a mimic.
Going_Medium: What about our water friend?
shendaras: What about our ghost ?
SnackPak_: It'll be fine
JadedCynic: how many improvements have we put on the old suit?
AtomicAlchemical: definitely a mimic
electra310: Our ghost friend!
snowmonkey99: this from the last person to play this book?
serramarkov: Don't give up your water spirit!
incredulouspasserby: naw just take the time to transplant
sydnius: it’s a tarp!
ButButTheJesus: "There's no way this ends well! I'm doing it." -Adam Savidan
YeetTheRich_: LUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Check the shelves
Kyir: Nice!
vrecken: +1 CHA
asthanius: 3001
NewtyNewts: Not a mimic!
Kyir: 56
JadedCynic: I say keep the old suit
SmashTCG: do we assume it has the water spirit?
HorusFive: Can't you transfer the buffs? Why not?
asthanius: Says it's exactly the same damage
Kyir: same damage
SquareDotCube: just transfer the spirit and whatever else beneficial
JadedCynic: @HorusFive we're not a Krynn's gnome - we don't know how
theevermist: I mean I don't know why you cant just move the water spirit to the new one
Going_Medium: Eggs in thise trying time.
Fanklok: Eggs? I hear Wheeler activating
Territan: Eggs are like natural jars.
Styxseus: It doesnt say anything about any ongoing effects
Officinalis: Did somebody call Wheeler?
incredulouspasserby: @JadedCynic we have 68 of them with us, surely they'll help with this one
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPog
DarkMorford: E G G
JadedCynic: @incredulouspasserby by the same logic, why don't they fix any damage we take in a combat after winning?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWHEELER
ButButTheJesus: E G G
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
vrecken: deck of things!
eric_christian_berg: This is the door all over again.
raemart2016: SeemsGood
TheMerricat: pot of greed time :P
MAPBoardgames: Gambling? I'm in!
corefluxx: A shelf of many things
control_rig: Yeah this is the Door
JadedCynic: how many cards do you want to draw from teh Deck of Many Things
Fanklok: Amazing Adam managed to get everything on the benefits table
JadedCynic: YAY!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: what about the hole in the celling
YeetTheRich_: thanks game
dslucia: yay a useless beneficial effect
JadedCynic: Savidan knows his limits
NewtyNewts: We got another roll on the table!
sydnius: DxCat
DarkMorford: Hey, at least we burned that "good" entry so the next time we look one up it might actually do something
Vonbane: butter cake goes to bakery i bet
xantos69: that sure is a...large...device
JadedCynic: hmmmm
Fanklok: Unl;ess you now otherwise?
HorusFive: Flashlight actually seems like something we should keep and use
sydnius: x=x
BrindleBoar: :O
foopoiuyt: Which for a potentially gnomish device is kind of surprising.
ContingentCat: tell dale
JadedCynic: @Fanklok yeah, I feel like we 'learn the secret of the flashlight' somewhere else...
Fanklok: I bet it's a lightsabre
MAPBoardgames: I used to be a footballer, then I took a glass shard to the knee
Sarah_Serinde: Caaaake
Shigamori: steak!
Vonbane: steak
ContingentCat: butter cake!
NewtyNewts: You did white dragons, now time to do red dragons with steak?
sydnius: steak
Electrodyne: I took a buttonhook to de knee
SquareDotCube: high steaks!
Fanklok: Why A meat smell? Because those hot Drow are a slab of beef
Mysticman89: steak and ass on ass is a similar scent
ContingentCat: cake time?
HorusFive: None of the other smells meant a damn thing- why would the cake one be different?
JadedCynic: the eggs?
JadedCynic: hot water with the lava nearby
bat_wool: @mysticman89 That seems unnecessarily specific and probably accurate.
JadedCynic: new room!
DeM0nFiRe: They look friendly
JadedCynic: driders and spiders
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: UH OH
SkylerRingtail: What were you saying earlier about fucking spiders?
Fanklok: And a Drider
HorusFive: lrrHERE
eric_christian_berg: Look at the bright side, imp's webbed to the wall.
RomanGoro: Yike
ContingentCat: lrrHORN new room
Kramburger: Thicc Webs
ButButTheJesus: NYOPE
YeetTheRich_: !card drider
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Veste: oh no. if that hits us it'll make 2/1 babies
Kyir: "I hate being threatened, and I love murder and looting!"
Fanklok: Spelf for short
Alephred: Were driders spiders with elf heads at this point? Rather than spider-centaurs?
KWardJenx: Welp, we didn't come here to fuck spiders. It's go time!
HorusFive: @Kyir I've never heard a more concise explaination of DnD
Juliamon: That's.. a weak drider
JadedCynic: oh, nice that we have the option to withdraw, but yeah, gotta face off with this darkelf/spider 'centaur'
JadedCynic: poisoned bolts from the xbow and then magic
sydnius: adam is now in charge of moonbase driders
Kramburger: AFTER 10,000 YEARS
JadedCynic: round 2 - FIGHT!
HorusFive: Is this getting more gruesome descriptions? Or is it just me?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: !findquote spiders
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SnackPak_: neither, Paul
control_rig: Hahahha
JadedCynic: dammit paul! :D
Going_Medium: Do the spiders have spider bodies and elf heads?
Going_Medium: Or elf bodies and spider heads?
control_rig: Oooof
JadedCynic: @Going_Medium spider bodies and heads - they're not driders, just normal spiders
HorusFive: Next page "If the spiders hit you at all- you're poisoned and die"
TheMerricat: door door door
mulligan2six: chip death!!
Officinalis: SPI-DERS! SPI-DERS!
RandomTrivia: Welp
NewtyNewts: Just break down the door!
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NotCainNorAbel: it isn't a door
ContingentCat: like the door!
Kazman20a: round 3?
Going_Medium: Tiny spiders with elf heads is funnier...
control_rig: The spider Door
Snowcookies: remember the door
Kramburger: Adam headbutting a door made of spiders
ButButTheJesus: #somanyspiders
Twilight_Spark: Delighted?
control_rig: " 'Sup"
Lord_Hosk: De-lighted? is this a torchless run?
Territan: "He hit Buddy! Get 'im, girls!"
NewtyNewts: Other spider is just that girl from Dark Souls.
MAPBoardgames: We don't talk about the elephant-spider in the room
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JadedCynic: one thing I've learned from this book - there's ALWAYS an imp in EVERY room
JadedCynic: there ya go - there's the other big spider
JadedCynic: Cool!
NewtyNewts: Maybe imp is magicking up one of the exits
Territan: Harumph. In other news, I just bought my FOURTH VTT license. I am such a whoer.
couldntpickausername: the imps are actually previous failed adventurers
raulghoulia: oh snap
eric_christian_berg: @Territan Which ones have you got?
Kramburger: Now it's a Ghost Drider
blip2004: still starring Nic Cage?
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger OH U
HorusFive: Big spider is an illusion?
abracadaver23: Helll yeah, where's the gorilla
f_tan_theta: this is the chest of a carpenter
Territan: D20Pro, Foundry, Tabletop Simulator, and Fantasy Grounds.
MAPBoardgames: What good are coins?
Juliamon: We're literally here because of unemployment though
Mysticman89: instantly lethal poison
eric_christian_berg: @Territan I only just got my second. D20Pro and now Foundry. :)
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: admiral ackbar feels satisfied
Lord_Hosk: So the armor DID prevent the poison dagger!
lyropithic: Occasionally punished
Kramburger: seabatClap TOUCHDOWN seabatClap
Lord_Hosk: the book lied
RandomTrivia: LUL
Territan: @eric_christian_berg And now I'm going through and installing systems.
SmashTCG: inb4 mimic
SquareDotCube: "The chest explodes and kills you"
Nigouki: the glowing chest is glowing because it's radioactive
Juliamon: This chest is not a chest of honor
Kramburger: Do you think a mimic could pretend to be a health potion?
eric_christian_berg: Gnomes are idiots.
Mysticman89: nuclear waste
asthanius: That sign won't stop me because I can't read
thraximore: ask the gnomes?
thraximore: all 68 of them?
SkylerRingtail: "This is not a place of honor." - The gnomes, probably
JadedCynic: Paul? Yes, it's "this is of gnomish make"
ArgentumFlare: Is it this book that we got Radiation poisoning in last time?
electra310: What could gnomes possibly consider dangerous?
snowmonkey99: quality assured
chaostreader: Is this chest radioactive?
eric_christian_berg: @Territan I got Foundry just because of the official support for Forbidden Lands.
opal_moth: spooder
letfireraindown: Gnomish "danger" is just Work In Progress
JadedCynic: @electra310 dangerously boring?
ButButTheJesus: nopenopenope
KeytarCat: wow, I hate this!
Lord_Hosk: are we spider man now?
f_tan_theta: ghost lrrSPOOP spider
AmpleAppleLamps: So the spider goes twice
Kramburger: OMG Litreral Ghost Drider I called it
AmpleAppleLamps: The spider has Double Strike
YeetTheRich_: bitten by radioactive spider you say?
JadedCynic: no, drider != spider
lirazel64: Mail Time!
asthanius: Two tiny spider hits
lumlite: 2 shots from the little spiders.
Shirts_: 2994 hp left
Twilight_Spark: Hot
Electrodyne: a drider is what you get after the sun comes out and dries up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy drider goes up the spout again
NewtyNewts: Must be a Mummy
RandomTrivia: Paul, don't say that out loud :D
asthanius: welp
asthanius: Oh!
Kramburger: Classic Adam
HorusFive: I don't want to murder any more living things... but I'm also already bored with that other room- so murder it is
mtvcdm: That turnaround from 'I've murdered enough things' to 'I'm gonna go kill that other spider'
SquareDotCube: Or a spider-sized man?!?
Driosenth: spiders man
Territan: With any luck, it'll be the size of a very small man.
RandomTrivia: Is there a "100 spider-sized men" option?
lumlite: If the spider didn't want to get killed, it shouldn't have been hanging out and minding it's own business.
ContingentCat: does he do the things a man does?
Territan: Manmanman, manmanman, doing everything a manman does...
YeetTheRich_: yeah take another cock, spider
YeetTheRich_: wait no
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RoastedGravy: Eat shit, spider!
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Mysticman89: shambler
YeetTheRich_: 102 is rome
ContingentCat: couldn't having it roll in a bowl fix it getting stuck on edges
eric_christian_berg: Gnome architecture violates space and time.
RoastedGravy: Gnomes be skilled in that 4D architecture.
eric_christian_berg: They are like shitty Time Lords.
lirazel64: Non-Euclidian geometry at its finest.
YeetTheRich_: big shrooms
Twilight_Spark: Techno dragon doesn't like that.
RealGamerCow: katesBonk2
MadWolf1290: they knew what they wrote
eric_christian_berg: Best place to burn your coal? Right in the mine.
HorusFive: Adam is no coward1
Kyir: "Sorry buddy, I need to save this for later"
SquareDotCube: Let's go take a stab at it
JadedCynic: not a coward, but not obligated to help
Territan: What software are you using to skip to specific pages?
JadedCynic: @Territan I'm guessing Adobe PDF reader?
YeetTheRich_: I imagine it is a pdf and you can just strg+f
JadedCynic: it's a draCONIAN, a human-sized 'dragonborn' like creature
Xaunaught: wait I left for a work meeting and now we have 2000+ HP???
asthanius: I can't wait until we find a draconan barbarian
JadedCynic: @Xaunaught we found a fresh suit of power armor :)
Xaunaught: Certainly an upgrade
YeetTheRich_: @Xaunaught adam decided he is god and does not need to obey to any rules
ButButTheJesus: mmm, delicious dragon death
Sogheim: for a second there, I thought you were still reading
Kyir: I like those 125K skeletons
Kyir: They look friendly
Countjondi: nah hell man, killing that dragon was almost as good as that apple pie+
JadedCynic: iirc there's 3 common varieties of draconians; I can't remember which one a 'baaz' is - one turns to stone on death, trapping your weapon in it, another explodes, and then the third turns to a pool of acid
RoastedGravy: Yeah, loot! PogChamp
Mysticman89: definitely no medusas around ehre
JadedCynic: okay, so baaz dracs turn to stone
MAPBoardgames: Turning to stone is a thing draconians do.
RoastedGravy: We got the Elder Scroll! PogChamp
Rynehawk: out of the way peck!
JadedCynic: then there's.....dathak? and bozak?
MacSquizzy: Oh wait is this a dragonlance thing?
Kyir: To be fair, you were going to let that gnome die
ShaneLeeAtk: Baaz-draconians are the magic users, I think
Sogheim: draconians in Krynn turn to stone when they die. it's a whole... thing
JadedCynic: @MacSquizzy yep; this is Krynn
asthanius: "I want that imp obliterated"
RoastedGravy: Let's do some mushrooms with the gnome.
asthanius: coal hole
Sarah_Serinde: An imp...did something good for us? Inadvertently, though
RoastedGravy: That hole was made for you, though. Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: You gotta pay the imp toll if you want to get in this coal hole
Driosenth: but this hole was made for you
control_rig: ~moist~
JadedCynic: we're preparing to defend this enclave of Krynn's Gnomes from an advancing draconian army of Takhisis
ButButTheJesus: eat the shroom!
RoastedGravy: Hell ya, mushroom farming.
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde I guess the imp simply tried to do ill and failed?
JadedCynic: ow?
VmKid: BOP
NightValien28: *dark souls mushroom gif*
RoastedGravy: Good lord
JadedCynic: gnomes - their own worst enemies
Zyme86: The cap is the mushrrom sex organ too, you just got smacked by a mushroom chode
RoastedGravy: Ugh.
JadedCynic: book knows how to pace itself :D
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JadedCynic: "borer" - drill
asthanius: Betting she's an imp
Mysticman89: don't touch that 'woman'
MechaKuuga: I bet its a werewolf lady
Mysticman89: oh boy
Snowcookies: medusa?
Tz_BG: Bet that is the Medusa
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
asthanius: we're fucked
Diabore: oh no
fastlane250: now youve done it
RandomTrivia: UH OH
RealGamerCow: hooped
JadedCynic: how's your blind-fighting
NightValien28: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Well, she could kill someone following the rules in one hit MiniK
JadedCynic: OH! I missed that detail
NewtyNewts: Yup, it's a 'dusa
YeetTheRich_: no, that would be backseating
DarkMorford: M'dusa
asthanius: Guess you're not friends, then
RoastedGravy: But it's funnier this way.
Mysticman89: i mean, he did mention theres one in here at some point
asthanius: she lives here
Juliamon: It's a medusa the same way we battled multiple minotaurs
JadedCynic: why do you assume the gnomes CONTROL these caverns - why were there frost giants and dragons?
serramarkov: Hey, you're being kind
asthanius: That's her damage
epsilondelphine: she has 11 life points, and her damage is "1 hit wins"
couldntpickausername: remember when people complained about LRR 'cheating' at geogussr? where are yo now? where are you now?
DiscordianTokkan: And they were ROOMMATES
RoastedGravy: Oh, is this like in some RPGs where Medusas are a species and not the specific Medusa?
asthanius: Cocks in our favor
BusTed: tqsShrug
RoastedGravy: I remember that being the case in Castlevania.
mtvcdm: I didn't know Medusa was a pacifist
NDCazzy: popkfunPanic
JadedCynic: @RoastedGravy yep
ForOhForError: it's dnd school of medusa
RealGamerCow: your new armor was so shiny it was like a mirror and she stoned herself
NightValien28: ora ora ora ora
NDCazzy: popkfunRIP popkfunRIP popkfunRIP
ForOhForError: where gorgons are bulls because catoblepas is a weird word
asthanius: I wouldn't
JadedCynic: blind-fight
mtvcdm: Call in an airstrike
SquareDotCube: Lariat to win
Diabore: i would stone cold die, i aint beating no medusa
Mysticman89: maybe shes lonely because all her friends turned to stone
lamina5432: mirror
RoastedGravy: I'd share weed with Medusa. Show her a different kind of stoned. Kappa
Visserian: I wouldn't be fighting the medusa. I leave strange crying women alone as a rule.
TheOtherTrevor: mirror shield
letfireraindown: Heh, I would flirt... it would fail and she would turn me to stone
JadedCynic: @ForOhForError funnily enough D&D DOES have catoblepas too
NewtyNewts: It's directly seeing her eyes, I think
Mysticman89: I've heard different details on the stoning.
DarkMorford: I'd reveal my Mirror Force trap card!
RomanGoro: Traditionally is when the medusa looks at you
TacitusVigil: That assumes Medusa knows how to fight, she might lean on the "turn you to rock" too much
BrindleBoar: kinky
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
RoastedGravy: Deeper into the hole we go.
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil in TSR 2nd ed. medusas also had a 'normal attack' of the snake hair that required poison saves on hit
Morrigan9: leaving the corpse undescecrated
RandomTrivia: benginLol
MechaKuuga: There is a WHAT now?
NightValien28: is that a V8?
JadedCynic: given that the REACH wouldn't be that great with 'hair' it leaves medusas kinda weak for 'normal combat'
MAPBoardgames: Super-fun Happy Slide?!
RoastedGravy: *cue Mario 64 slide music*
JadedCynic: @NightValien28 actually looks like two indeterminate ICEs
fastlane250: s l i d e
YeetTheRich_: !card goblinslide
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NightValien28: JadedCynic LUL
BrindleBoar: LUL
ElementalAlchemist: Silly rabbit!
JadedCynic: maybe inline maybe v...maybe even an H at the back
strebenherz: gnome needs a hug apparently
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
JadedCynic: TMI, gnomes?
RandomTrivia: LUL
SirMorek: Does he also have a huge wallet?
JadedCynic: wheeeee
RoastedGravy: Are we in a dump?
asthanius: Choo choo!
JadedCynic: mine car ride!
RoastedGravy: Is this Temple of Doom?!
BrindleBoar: shut down all the trash compactors on level 40!
NewtyNewts: Are we almost out of 'hours' and time for a finale?
TheMerricat: you found the train this is the only way to get to the train due to typos
Vonbane: temple of doom time
JadedCynic: funny you mentioned Indiana Jones again
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeChoo
MAPBoardgames: This adventures is on rails.
KeytarCat: Or Resident Evil 4!
Sarah_Serinde: I am immediately suspicious
Sarah_Serinde: But also I vote stay
Rynehawk: 2814
JadedCynic: first Last Crusade, now Temple of Doom, soon we're gonna find an ominous golden chest?
Twilight_Spark: I can't believe you've done this.
RoastedGravy: LUL You okay, Adam?
Mysticman89: time to mod the desk
Lord_ZYRK: Take two points of damage
RandomTrivia: oh no
Micsig: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
asthanius: t u b e
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mtvcdm: Punch the chunk
JadedCynic: returning to the moonbase has it's costs - relearning the layout
Twilight_Spark: What?
Chesul: why not both?
Mysticman89: maybe they all go to magic mike
YeetTheRich_: no, these a dragonlance licensed miniatures
CranstonSnord: is that a small dragonlance, or a lance only effective on miniature dragons
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Except Adam's already been streaming here during the pandemic?
JadedCynic: gold?!?
Chesul: gold dragons are good in DND lore!
MAPBoardgames: Dragons: Color-coded for your convenience.
JadedCynic: time for a FRIEND <3
AzureishDragoon: Yo, Huma! Good ref
TheMerricat: no human is a knight
YeetTheRich_: huh??
blip2004: Huma is a legendary hero in Dragonlance
TheMerricat: huma
RoastedGravy: Wooooooooooow
Pywodwagon: Hums is an old hero who’s defeated the dragon queen
corefluxx: Huma was the founder of the Solamnic Knights
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
JadedCynic: Lord Huma - Krynn's equivlaent to Gilgamesh or similar
saucemaster5000: gotta give it to the book -- that's clever
Pywodwagon: @corefluxx he didn’t found them
LidofLoathing: yeah, he's famous in the Dragonlance stuff
JadedCynic: TOUCHE!
fastlane250: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: no way
JadedCynic: whale plaid, book SeemsGood
asthanius: Gottem!
JadedCynic: Metallic dragons are good and helpful <3
DeM0nFiRe: Wow 3 types of enemies erased now
NewtyNewts: Wow, red dragons and white dragons gone
JadedCynic: pulling knobs opens doors
RoastedGravy: Lying pays. PogChamp
asthanius: baz luhrmann
DoctorHutch: and also TED
corefluxx: @Pywodwagon Right... it has been a while. He was there greatest hero.
YeetTheRich_: and no ted dragons
Micsig: what was the machine, ted dragons?
th3mpire: also no teds
Ritaspirithntr: All hail Metallic Dragons!!
YeetTheRich_: fuck ted
OmnipotentTrevor: So is Adam just going to decide when to start the battle when he feels he has explored enough?
RoastedGravy: And no Minotaurs.
asthanius: tube
eric_christian_berg: Orb in fun to say.
JadedCynic: brass, bronze, silver, gold, copper...
fastlane250: t u b e
NewtyNewts: This tube will now be a tuba joke
YeetTheRich_: @ElektroTal we need the deep lore
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Pywodwagon: There’s almost as many of us as there are dragonlance books
asthanius: NEW RIDE
RandomTrivia: WAT
Chesul: Dave? where's Dave?
strebenherz: I love the facepalm of Beej's there
NightValien28: chrome and not shiny
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I would love to get Shivam to sit in on this.
CranstonSnord: only used once, please ignore the blood stains
Zyme86: smacks hood of chariot
VmKid: You mean Dave's Spokesman
JadedCynic: I mean, that might be one of the selling points of the book - people who read the dragonlance books might be more enclined to buy and play an adventure set in krynn
strebenherz: "Gnomish WAR CHARRIOT"
RandomTrivia: "...and they can achieve speeds-"
matthaus_c: is THIS PrideCute a JoJo reference
Chesul: VmKid no, I mean Dave, I'm assuming his spokesman would be right in our face.
JadedCynic: I want adam's desire to come true <3
VmKid: yougotmethere.png
asthanius: "Go Boom"
asthanius: I love tiktok
mtvcdm: "Go Boom"
Fanboy_of_Bolas: tik tok?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: ticktok
BrindleBoar: let us not go to Tik Tok. It is a silly place.
ContingentCat: Tiktok!
Mysticman89: library sounds useful to me
Rynehawk: how are you not picking Go Boom?
RoastedGravy: Gotta go TikTok.
Zyme86: WELCOME TO DISCOUNT DAN'S DISCOUNT WAR CHARIOT IMPORIUM AND Pretty Above Board House of Bargains
shendaras: I think you did art gallery, right?
Snowcookies: TikTok
TheDailyMapleSyrup: ticktok!
ContingentCat: not amazon, eff Bezorb
JadedCynic: amazon - would that take us on a delivery run? the tiktok would take us to a stage or theater?
JadedCynic: @Zyme86 <3
mtvcdm: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
YeetTheRich_: ook ook go boom
Mysticman89: library has books, and books make your smarter
NightValien28: you have not
matthaus_c: go boom and then banana
SkylerRingtail: Well except for the human in the ice, and that door, and -
MacSquizzy: Adam: seabatBRAIN Twitch Chat: brizziOOK
Zyme86: @JadedCynic I was genuinely curious if anyone would pick up that reference.
JadedCynic: "You want weapons? You're in a library; books - the most powerful weapons there are!"
TheMerricat: @skylerringtail he 'knew' those were bad he was doing it for us
asthanius: oof
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeah, I'm positive that Adam always takes 'the most interesting choice' not automatically the best or worst
SkylerRingtail: Is this the author's self-insert?
inconsideratehat: JAR
Vonbane: jar
couldntpickausername: What if Adam is the illusion?
JadedCynic: @SkylerRingtail which author; there's two listed
DarkMorford: Mouse on desk? I assume there's a keyboard and monitor too.
Sarah_Serinde: Dragon?
electra310: Gail the goldfish?
Sogheim: oh no
Twilight_Spark: Talk to us Adam.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: "If you have the tarantula with a human's face, turn to page..."
62MGcobra: Belopa!!!!
mtvcdm: Belopa!
Sarah_Serinde: Hah!
HorusFive: Yes- take it out of the water to talk to it!?!?
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
electra310: Praise Belopa!
YeetTheRich_: !card adult gold dragon
LRRbot: Adult Gold Dragon [3RW] | Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying, lifelink, haste
saucemaster5000: BELOPA
HorusFive: @electra310 An Auspicious fish
JadedCynic: hey, another good dragon! hmmm info or aid...
Twilight_Spark: StinkyCheese
RoastedGravy: "The pouch is evil."
Mysticman89: "are ghosts real"
JadedCynic: if it tells you the info, that's your choice, Paul :D
inconsideratehat: Moooost auspiciouuuus
saucemaster5000: ask it for Bezos' bank number
Kramburger: Ask it who killed JFK
Lord_Hosk: The information that it has is, which side of the bowl has the best food
Sogheim: yeah, Krynn is lousy with ghosts. ghosts everywhere
NewtyNewts: Waah, Nintendo is Real
YeetTheRich_: is this seath?
mtvcdm: So obviously we go to Tiktok
asthanius: time for tick tock
JadedCynic: ooooo, that could get us MORE dragons...
RoastedGravy: Don't worry about it, Paul.
NightValien28: those gnomes are not very smart
HorusFive: We seem to be burying the lead here
JadedCynic: @NightValien28 they're very intelligent, but not terribly WISE...
Sogheim: yeah, time travel is a thing HOWEVER humans, elves, dwarves, and any other originally created races cannot change the flow of time
NightValien28: JadedCynic indeed
chaostreader: Tick tock probably takes you to the clock tower.
DarkMorford: No Ted
Lord_Hosk: Red white and green
lirazel64: Hey, is this and "It Takes Two" 9verlapping?
asthanius: I mean...
Mysticman89: what about ted
Rhynerd: What’s left? Is there blue dragons?
matthaus_c: it's not all dragons, it's just the dragon army
couldntpickausername: I'm amazed at how effective these dragons are?
NotCainNorAbel: It isn't like it is a rhino
electra310: The dragons that don't start shit are fine
HorusFive: Natural order of dragon things
JadedCynic: the dragons of the ARMY APPROACHING
Kramburger: Don't start nothing, won't be nothing
Sogheim: Adam, the draconians are the corrupted eggs of the gold, silver, bronze dragons. they're all dying either way
Mysticman89: all ted dragons are dead tho
DiscordianTokkan: Blue and Black dragons left
matthaus_c: it's just the dragons that signed up to die
YeetTheRich_: it's what you have to do to become a master baker
couldntpickausername: how man of each color of dragon are going to be?
ContingentCat: fred dragons
DoctorHutch: rainbow dragons?
asthanius: cyan dragons, magenta dragons...
JadedCynic: blue and black - red, green and white are dealt with
TStodden: Pendragons?
62MGcobra: tiamat?
Chesul: blue and black are the only chromatic dragons left.
Kramburger: Imagine Dragons
JadedCynic: Brass, Silver, Copper, Bronze and Gold are GOOD
electra310: Metallic dragons are presumably on our side
matthaus_c: fucking Silumgar
Lord_Hosk: In dragonlance the evil Dragons are Red, White, Blue Black Green and Ted
ninja_theory_ashrams: luck Dragons
Tiber727: But the polka dot dragons still have the element of surprise.
OmnipotentTrevor: If you play long enough, you won't have an army to fight at all
Vonbane: jar
TStodden: "I Fight Dragons"?
NewtyNewts: Get the 'man in the jar
JadedCynic: @electra310 they tend to - brass IIRC like playing pranks and might be a little aloof, tho
Sarah_Serinde: Gosh, nice chair
Mattmitchell45: Film Reel!
matthaus_c: this book really is making me start to hate adverbs benginLol
control_rig: Uhhhh oh that's worrying
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JadedCynic: lrrFINE
asthanius: um...
Kramburger: "What's your passive perception?" "14" "Okay cool, nevermind"
asthanius: something's missing
HorusFive: Nobody made that spot check, eh? Well then you don't see anything odd
corefluxx: A yes... mount nevermind... the mountain whos name was so long that the humans just said nevermind when the gnomes were telling them... so the gnomes kept the new name.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: wait wut
ancientspark: Excuse me?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
asthanius: "typos", eh?
Rynehawk: its a mad lib
ContingentCat: wow this book really didn't have an editor
Rynehawk: some kind of fart
NotCainNorAbel: aaaaghhhhhhhhhh
Snowcookies: lol
HorusFive: Actually seems on par for this book
JadedCynic: "maybe he was dictating?"
RealGamerCow: Like the beast of Aaaaaargh
SquareDotCube: It's a killer rabbit clearly
Morrigan9: castle aaaaarrrggghhh
BrokenGolem: the dreaded author brainfart
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Could've been a typesetting, printing, or scanning issue
MAPBoardgames: I would sometimes ask my party to make a perception check randomly. When they pass, I'd just say "nothing, just keeping you on your toes."
asthanius: true
asthanius: Adam is so smart
Kramburger: Bjookworms
Mysticman89: good because the bookworms have no hp
matthaus_c: book worms are all fictional! DUNE can't hurt you
NDCazzy: big brain gaming
MacSquizzy: The absolute genius of this lad
RomanGoro: Oh, so they ate the words
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JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde which would then fall back to the 'editor'
ToastyLoaff: jokes on you worms, I cant read!
Going_Medium: Don't fight the bookworms because part of the book is missing... I suspect a bookworm plot!
lyropithic: Woo!
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde For one or two of the three, yes, but I don't see what that has to do with the author proofreading their own book
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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lamina5432: gnight
strebenherz: <3
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
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JadedCynic: thank you so much for the fun, guys!
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KWardJenx: This is always fun.
Morrigan9: the tick tok room
NDCazzy: starting vacation tomorrow... lots of LRR to watch when traveling
Vonbane: that was passive aggressive LUL
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Juliamon: The every-status-effect one is bullshit
TheMerricat: like punching a chunk?
ContingentCat: the ish is not doing all the effects at the same time
Fanboy_of_Bolas: dumb achievements? In video games?
JadedCynic: "ride a minecart for one km non-stop"
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Snowcookies: You can do it with nether portals but it's still ludicrous
NDCazzy: bring back big lady!
CaptainSpam: They'll be IN PERSON!
MAPBoardgames: Talking Sim is better with a co-host
Fanboy_of_Bolas: the first ten minutes is just adam and ben hugging.
Sarah_Serinde: Solo Cori Talking Sim streams are a lot of fun though
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Yay Alex!!
YeetTheRich_: oh hey alex!
Kramburger: First in Boss order, first in Adam's heart
ButButTheJesus: no i think you have more than 1 session
GredGredmansson: tbf it was the internet that built her up, Capcom just took advangtage of it
Mysticman89: they'll probably eventually get those mega grindy achivements through their natural play, at least in spirit across their various minecraft streams
ContingentCat: Oooo Alex bonus stream!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Alex stream!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
JadedCynic: *raises eyebrow*
Snowcookies: ooh
MAPBoardgames: Tuesdays are so packed!
monakai: That horse had a gas mask. I am intrigued
LordZarano: Visit every biome, breed every animal, hit someone with lightning...
dslucia: GROT
dslucia: hrot even
RomanGoro: Is that a picture from the game or an artist impression of Alex?
Japolai: That poor elephant!
mtvcdm: It's great. It's just.... so deeply weird
ButButTheJesus: its called HROT and looks like a horse with a gas mask. that seems very alex.
NDCazzy: game play is great... story... BibleThump
Mysticman89: solid relationship advice from a character with moxie
Kramburger: I've heard that it's a game about a couple that just needs to pull the trigger on the divorce
Juliamon: The less said about the elephant, the better
mtvcdm: They gave Heather fire
DeM0nFiRe: 🐘 lrrAWW
Sogheim: I don't wanna know about the elephant
MAPBoardgames: It was very Spec Ops
Snowcookies: riv elephant
Dog_of_Myth: Jackbox!!
ContingentCat: katesParty Jackbox
GredGredmansson: the best kind of sponsored content
Snowcookies: sponsored stream!
CaptainSpam: It's a great bundle, pity shame I own literally all of it already. :p
JadedCynic: oooh!
Juliamon: We'll have a command ready for it soon
LordZarano: ~lasttweet humble
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TheMerricat: is this a standard affiliate link on humble which means it works for anything that we buy on humble?
GredGredmansson: oh wow i just noticed lrrWHEELER lrrNELSON
JadedCynic: okay - I'd been on the fence about the bundle, that cinches it!
GredGredmansson: congrats
Juliamon: The most meta of gunpla
DarkMorford: Humble *does* know about the kinds of jokes that tend to get made on your Jackbox streams, right? :p
DiscordianTokkan: Injection Mould Gunpla? Nice!
Dog_of_Myth: @DarkMorford Callbacks....always callbacks. :p
Manae: Does the injection molding machine gunpla make even smaller gunpla?
TheMerricat: thanks! @sarah_serinde for anyone who is already bought the bundle or just wants to give other love to lrr,
TheMerricat: that link should work for anything that we buy on humble after we visited until we leave the page
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford I've played Jackbox stuff elsewhere - I'm sure Humble knows what they got involved in linking up with Jackbox Games
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: If you already own everything, buy it anyway and take advantage of codefall to spread the love!
JadedCynic: and TBH @DarkMorford I'd say that LRR tends to be classier than MY friends :D
RomanGoro: Are we getting to someone subscribed for 100 months by the end of the year?
JadedCynic: @Juliamon good point!
GredGredmansson: you're welcome lrrADAM
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks Shirts, Thirts
Going_Medium: I hear they hate skins...
GredGredmansson: have a great night lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Dog_of_Myth: Smooth Beej
HorusFive: PrideParty
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Snowcookies: lol
electra310: ooooh
Juliamon: Those are still around? lmao
SkylerRingtail: Whatever happened with that UK/EU shipping thing?
Shirts_: lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrHORN
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, that explains why mine has Road Quest on it
NotCainNorAbel: oh hell yeah
MAPBoardgames: Rock on, New Yerk!
BrokenGolem: just happen to be wearing that shirt right now, though with the "correct" logo
GredGredmansson: Bugs this big are called features
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Electrodyne: I'd buy a stainless steel thermos style water bottle
Snowcookies: houserule
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PixelArtDragon: THIS time? *heads for the VODs*
JadedCynic: Adam, I think what we just saw literally contradicts your statement (not that there's anything wrong with it)
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
NDCazzy: I got my pride shirt! thanks Beej!
KWardJenx: Thank you for the fun!
HorusFive: Beej "Not a misprint, a limited edition" Deary
JadedCynic: yeah, thanks for the fun!
Going_Medium: G'nite all.
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
Sogheim: !advice
LRRbot: Try to keep a handle on your skeleton.
strebenherz: Have a good night!
Snowcookies: bye
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
HorusFive: Night
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
DoodlestheGreat: That's making lemonade out of lemons, Beej.
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, gents.
ContingentCat: !findquote lemon
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LordZarano: !findquote shirt
LRRbot: Quote #6891: "A shirt is just a series of tubes." —Beej [2020-04-08]
ContingentCat: !findquote pride
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
NewtyNewts: Good games everyone!
corefluxx: !findquote shirt
LRRbot: Quote #65: "Frankly, it's a miracle he gets through anything without taking off his shirt." —Cameron, about Beej [2015-03-25]
Lord_Hosk: ouch!
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: ow
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
albatros064: oof
BrokenGolem: goodnight!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
TheMerricat: lol
ButButTheJesus: dammit dragon!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
Snowcookies: night Paul
couldntpickausername: no
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
Zyme86: OW HE HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS
KWardJenx: LOL! Nite Paul
corefluxx: Secret Paul! lrrPAUL lrrHEART
couldntpickausername: I lose three kickpoints
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
Going_Medium: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: Just because they're GOOD dragons in alignment does NOT mean they have no sense of humor ;)
serramarkov: Good night, Paul; good night all!
Cunobelenos: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Juliamon: They're "good"
JadedCynic: (though usually brass dragons are the pranksters)
NewtyNewts: How did that silver dragon get behind me?
Juliamon: Probably wrote the note and gave it to an imp to deploy
JadedCynic: iirc silvers have the ability to turn invisible...
JadedCynic: wait no, brass ones like to talk, copper are the pranksters
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL My favorite bit of metallic dragon lore is that Brass dragons love to tell long boring stories that don't go anywhere and get upset if you interrupt them.
JadedCynic: bronze like battle and will join armies to fight evil, silver tend to hide themselves as humanoids among good encampments/villages/etc
LoadingReadyRun: They are *good*, but also very annoying
JadedCynic: gold are....inscrutable; most older dragons start learning magic spells as they age but golds seem to start off pretty potent
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun oh yeah, brass are...pompous
LordZarano: Oh no, it's the horse joke
JadedCynic: Wheeler is an ancient brass dragon: CONFIRMED!
JadedCynic: :D
LoadingReadyRun: I know the whole "races have inherent alignment" think has fallen out of favor in D&D lately, but I actually quite like the flavor of it. I feel like it adds to the magical fantasy strangeness of the world