DiscordianTokkan: Pffftaahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Gross, Alex
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Kramburger: The Corgo Boy
BrowneePoints: Yea airplane man chopped his arms off with the propeller blades
Gildan_Bladeborn: Double-back to where Duke is?
GlennSeto: I missed this.
Mister_BlueSky: There's one coming up before anything big.
Seth_Erickson: It saves soon Adam
Diabore: ISNT THERE A SAVE ON THE ELEVATOR?
Seth_Erickson: automatically
Gildan_Bladeborn: There is.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Go to Duke!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Wrong lever!
JadedCynic: why does EVERY player shoot the goats; fair choice to you but I've NEVER seen anyone NOT shoot the goat toys
Diabore: srry, i swear im taking the caps button off my keyboard
Timagio: Wroooong leveeeeer
WalrusOntheCourt: I would love an autosave being at abandoned cars
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wrong Lever
dougma: TY for sharing your time with us Alex, we are all the better for it
Seth_Erickson: it saves after this cutscene unless I'm construing things
Mr_Horrible: Propellerhead, the direct-to-video sequel
Gildan_Bladeborn: Heisenberg wants to kill Mother Miranda.
Dmc3628: Kronk
Jobot180: They make rust here
plummeting_sloth: this is Valve headquarters
BrindleBoar: TOTAL GLOBAL SATURATION
Makrosian_Tae: Heisenberg wants to rebel against his creator, essentially, so he's making an army
A_Dub888: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Lysander_Gustav: actually, a good question. He doesn't have a reason to have an army?
JadedCynic: diesel punk cyborg-zombies
Kramburger: The is like the historical source of the zombie virus
Dmc3628: that was literally that crapshot
nightraven949: I mean this is the first real time we encountered zombies it's been mostly werewolves the entire game
fastlane250: writing The Weapon 5 in here
azninsect: we got a man. shoved an engine into him. attached chainsaws and let 'er rip!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mother Miranda has not remotely been explained at this present juncture.
Gryff1n: Sounds like we need another Weapons Vendor crapshot
ICitizenErasedI: he wants an army to fight against mother miranda
Pharmacistjudge: I am Magneto! Master of Magnet!
Mister_BlueSky: I love how he made a staircase out of bits of metal there.
Lysander_Gustav: oh, he's building the army to fight Miranda. Okay
dougma: Still more believable than the latest fast and furious movie
SirMorek: living dead guuurrrl
Pharmacistjudge: Hahaha Ethan. Welcome to die!
Laserbeaks_Fury: KANEDA!
Makrosian_Tae: YASS BABY
Lysander_Gustav: He has a mecha now
JoTyler: oh, he's a transformer
UncannyJimjams: It's Nick Cage in a weirder Mandy costume
JadedCynic: "This isn't even my final form!" ;D
Makrosian_Tae: ZOMBIE GUNDAM
K_t_Imp000: Oh, he made himself a trash monster
josh___something: Did he mash himself into a mech?
Gildan_Bladeborn: So.... I think we need to break up with Heisenberg, is what I'm getting from this cutscene.
Ashton: mETaL gEaR
Mr_Horrible: the Heisenberg Bulk-up Routine
plummeting_sloth: good form Ethan
SirenSongSeas: Hey good dive technique
nightraven949: *Insert Evangellion theme here*
Seth_Erickson: Nice Form Ethan
DiscordianTokkan: hahahah
Boon_33: good thing none of your guns are made of metal.
plummeting_sloth: very little splash
MegaDosX: That writing tho
Lysander_Gustav: Ethan is a dork
korvys: I'M THE BEST
K_t_Imp000: Wait a second, is he a Conduit?!
plummeting_sloth: it's just Ethan
ashesandmochi: ethan's just Like That
Phailhammer: "Cave Johnson here!"
CaptainSpam: "What a dink."
WalrusOntheCourt: Russians only gave the dive a 7.
Mr_Horrible: I love how stupid Ethan is
SnackPak_: maybe Ethan is just a dork
ICitizenErasedI: oh man best line coming up soon though
JadedCynic: well, you spent all this time climing, and he knocks you down AGAIN
Kramburger: What a poop-face
eric_christian_berg: Yowzers!
Seth_Erickson: Ethan's one liners are pretty rough
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ethan's lines are great. For ALL the wrong reasons.
josh___something: "I'm the BEST"
Mr_Horrible: he's *such* a dipshit
MegaDosX: Here's the question: which has better writing, this or Dead Space 3?
ButButTheJesus: "He fixed my little red wagon!"
Seth_Erickson: I'm the Best
Mister_BlueSky: "LOOK AT ME, MAMA!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Heisenberg is a hard boss because you can only know where he is or where he's going Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben isn't even joking Alex, he ACTUALLY said that verbatim.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That too.
Dezufnocosem: Ethan only stays alive via Mr Magoo powers
Dmc3628: literally did the Miro
ashesandmochi: chris!!
Lysander_Gustav: Chris is so annoying
hexy_lexy: LIBERATED
circusofkirkus: is that a TANK?!?
BrowneePoints: DADDY! I mean...Chris
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
MadWolf1290: What.
plummeting_sloth: Chris do you know HOW expensive those bullets were?
nightraven949: I mean ya
Mr_Horrible: you might've *MENTIONED* that, Chris
NimrodXIV: chainsaw tank!!
Mister_BlueSky: YEP
ButButTheJesus: HYES.
Lysander_Gustav: See, if you just explained this at the beginnning
dougma: O M F G
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
YeetTheRich_: WHAT THE SHIT CHRIS
circusofkirkus: HELL YEAH
ButButTheJesus: HYES. HYES. HYES.
azninsect: YES we here now
Forgotten_Lizard: EXACTLY THE REACTION I WANTED
Seth_Erickson: @LoadingReadyRun it autosaves here after the cutscene
Tangsm: Chris finished building his model.
nightraven949: you did shoot her like 60 times in the face
ICitizenErasedI: could have told us ... oh i dont know ... ANY OTHER TIME CHRIS
UncannyJimjams: It's the Chris Machine!
azninsect: yessssssssss
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ben, you called it!
Rhynerd: Chainsaw tank!
JadedCynic: "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear" Alex :D
strebenherz: Chainsaw Tank may interrupt the tone of this conversation
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah the third act twists in this game
DeGunner: Looks like an ork kill rig
lyropithic: Chainsaw tank boiiiii
sydnius: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
shendaras: Ah, the Chris machine.
Gryff1n: And now we have gone full RE
armoredassaultpossum: what the actual fuck Chris
blip2004: It gets better
Manae: Wow, Chris, we killed four of the kids already
Mysticman89: this is a miltary grade chainsaw tank
Jensling: NEEEDS MORE DAKKA! SMOrc
SirMorek: BIOWEAPON
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: We got capcom'd so hard
Anaerin: They went entirely ScrapHeap Challenge on it.
strebenherz: RE Devs, may I suggest not putting a chainsaw tank in the same room as a serious conversation
dumbo3k: I mean, you've been doing a better job than chris, you've been killing her underlings
Sanityis0verrated: but we did that military training
Tangsm: But... didn't they train Ethan? Is he a civilian now?
Mister_BlueSky: Man, I could actually like cosplay as this version of Chris Redfield.
armoredassaultpossum: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: you think we wouldn't wanna be involved if you *killed our wife*
BusTed: Gentlemen, behold!
GhostValv: this has two gears :)
K_t_Imp000: About time!
CaptainSpam: Well, Chris, you failed to keep Ethan uninvolved- ETHAN, mind you- so now you have to deal with him.
ButButTheJesus snort-laughs
ashesandmochi: i'm so glad we're back to classic RE don't get me wrong i loved the other stuff but man this is good
JadedCynic: Chris - I'm not a civilian anymore - you GAVE ME MILITARY TRAINING
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MegaDosX: "I guess?" - Chris, probably
BrowneePoints: Heisenberg made that, not Chris
rangerboy87: Chris that reason is stupid
Boon_33: METAL GEAR or ORKBOYS
RusstyECE: yooooooooo Alex is there!!!! Blessed night SeemsGood100
plummeting_sloth: you owed us an explanation like 20 hours ago my dude
NimrodXIV: there's a typewriter here
Tripleyew: no, Chris - the *writers*: the writers owe us an explanation
JadedCynic: @Boon_33 why not both?
BrindleBoar: thanks Chris, that clears it all up
arcaneIllumination: Should have saves this reveal for after the “serious dialogue"
frozenphoenix7: Yeah thanks Chris, we got that
Mister_BlueSky: So we're like 20 minutes or so from the end if y'all just wanna go for it.
YawnLance: Wait did he build this?
OmnipotentTrevor: That is Chris's submission for battlebots
JadedCynic: Recoilless rifle, Alex
Anaerin: It has both, yes.
niccus: is the village a metaphor for depression
plummeting_sloth: it's a chainsaw/recoiless rifle
Pharmacistjudge: trust me, nothing is like Louisiana.
YeetTheRich_: chainsaw launcher
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Once again...things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
iamn0tg00d: It's a rocket CHAINSHAW launcher.
Rhynerd: And a light machine gun
jetpixi: “I hope you know I pack a chainsaw”
ButButTheJesus: "I call this YES-AND"
eric_christian_berg: Had one of those in the latest Serious Sam.
Kazman20a: recoiless rifle on the other side
BrowneePoints: it's a recoil-less rifle, minigun and chainsaw
Mashamino: Rocket Propelled Chainsaws
MyBuddySuperfly: a functioning cellphone? After all that??
Anaerin: How has that cellphone survived?
Lysander_Gustav: yay
ashesandmochi: i love chris lmao
strebenherz: Rocket Launcher chainsaw tank
Mr_Horrible: you gotta have a hobby
ShifuDaxiongmao: I am sad the rocket launcher is not firing chainsaws...
shendaras: So now we know what Chris has been doing this whole time
Lysander_Gustav: drive me closer I want to hit it with my sword
BrowneePoints: Heisenberg made it Ben. Not Chris
CataclysmicReverb: Is this dieselpunk?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now drive this awesome tank I built.
JadedCynic: AND a ma deuce, too
Mister_BlueSky: FBCatch Survival horror.
lyropithic: Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my chainsaw!
RedRaptor: How long was he working on this thing?
MadWolf1290: I *DON'T* believe you
quigonginnjuice: Time to liberate
strebenherz: How to make people NOT pay attention to your dialogue
armoredassaultpossum: Carl Gustov with a Chainsaw Bayonet.
MegaDosX: benginFacepalm
Tangsm: Even Chris is annoyed by you, Ethan.
plummeting_sloth: no it wasn't Adam you take that back
UncannyJimjams: I've said this like a million times as I played through this one, Chris looks like Sean Connery
DeM0nFiRe: Chris: "You need to stop getting involved, I am super serious this ti-- ok let's team up buddy"
jetpixi: There had to be a trade off. Balance.
dougma: they can't all be 7
Anaerin: Chris: Hey, Ethan... Didn't you have more fingers?
Stripe_dog: No it didn't Adam that is a lie
Usquebaugh67: That Chris smirk after that line LUL
armoredassaultpossum: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was meant to be ironic, I think?
NimrodXIV: Stealthy!
Kazman20a: walk around
hexy_lexy: LIBERATED
A_Dub888: L I B E R A T E
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spoop force liberation
Haroldholmes25: good place to stop
Lysander_Gustav: yay again
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: YOu don't need Ammo PogChamp
MadWolf1290: GREAT endpoint
sydnius: THICC CHRIS
Kazman20a: we need to see the GLORy
rasterscan: What an ending point.
ashesandmochi: YAY
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
strebenherz: "Time to LIBERATE"
SirenSongSeas: L I B E R A T E D
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: Plan for another game next time.
plummeting_sloth: wait, did he build that to use the recoiless rifle ONCE?
Pharmacistjudge: bigger tonal whiplash than Yakuza
sadfleck: holy shit lol
beaujagr: amaziiiing
v_nome: I'm in the chainsaw tank. I'm in the rocket tank. I'm in the combination chainsaw-rocket tank.
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MegaDosX: That was a heck of a return stream to in-person
nightraven949: You think this is goofy just wait till later
BrowneePoints: btw Heisenberg made that tank, not Chris
boristhewizard: literal perfect game
KWardJenx: Awesome end point!
monakai: What a cliffhanger
Lysander_Gustav: something to look forward to for next week
xantos69: I fills me with joy to watch you fine folks together again.
Lysander_Gustav: It's all boss fights from here
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Mister_BlueSky: There's not a lot left.
IanJacek: Next week, the best line in the game
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josh___something: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: I feel like this is like "Naked Came the Stranger" - the writers split up and each wrote a seperate 'chapter' and miniboss, then they all got together and stitched their stuff together into this :D
Kramburger: Smooth
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
blip2004: man, having to wait a week for the tank fight is going to be tough
rasterscan: This storm count is out of control!@
OmnipotentTrevor: Chris, do you actually understand what the words "stay under the rader" actually mean?
armoredassaultpossum: it was great to see y'all back in the same room. y'all have a good evening.
Makrosian_Tae: It was worth it all just to see yall again. I wish you nothing but happiness. Let the spoop times roll!
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Lysander_Gustav: I mean, as long as he doesn't reach a certain altitude he probably won't show up on the radar
Mysticman89: same room with bonus alex is a treat
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair to Chris's voice actor... the script probably didn't meticulously explain the ridiculous tank contraption he was just handing you when he delivered those lines and told you to "stay under the radar".
domslashryan: @OmnipotentTrevor Blow the radar up with the rocvket launcher and send it to space so everyone is under it!
Jobot180: That was fun to watch. Glad to see you all together again. It warms my frozen little heart 💕
Excalibur_1867_: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RoseJuneAster: nyan
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav yeah, even at like 20-30feet up there's ground clutter that obscures you from being a distinct radar signal
armoredassaultpossum: lrrHERE_SG
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Makrosian_Tae: lrrSHINE
Lysander_Gustav: It explains in the readable material nearby that the battlebot is actually not made of metal, somehow. So it's immune from magneto.
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ShifuDaxiongmao: lrrHEART lrrBEN lrrHEART lrrADAM lrrHEART
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
e_bloc: got you Adam <3
Seth_Erickson: I think it's some special alloy Lysander is their cop out
josh___something: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
domslashryan: Cheer142 But wait, there's more!
CraziestOwl: lrrGOAT
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean.. metal that is non-magnetic IS a thing.
Nigouki: lrrSHINE Thanks for the stream and Welcome Back! lrrSHINE
TropeArcana: I’m typically a lurker but this was an absolute joy to watch, so glad you can be in the same room again lrrHEART
NimrodXIV: lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't give the writers crap for that, specifically.
armoredassaultpossum: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Jobot180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav funny about that... ;) Well the body might be fibreglass...
TheMerricat: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
GhostValv: you sure?
lemmel: lrrSPOOPY lrrSHINE
ShifuDaxiongmao: only the boomers dab now
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: benginDab
Driosenth: but do you dob?
DaVeganPolice: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
azninsect: benginDab
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
Easilycrazyhat: Dab 4 Vaccine!
hexy_lexy: dab? not a dob?!
electra310: Great stream guys, so much fun!
korvys: lrrSPOOPY
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ButButTheJesus: right meow!
flatluigi: H R O T
JadedCynic scrutinizes Ben skeptically
Boon_33: HROT
Mister_BlueSky: Ø/
YeetTheRich_: hrot
azninsect: HROT
Phailhammer: cya :)
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrALEX
K_t_Imp000: BONUS
Rhynerd: HROT time!
Humble: Oh hey, it us sponsoring Jackbox.
HarmonisedMelody: Can Play Hrots Club
Mysticman89: the image is a horse in a gas mask? yeah that scans for alex.
ButButTheJesus: oh heck its LRRMANS time again?!
Easilycrazyhat: Sweet!
HarmonisedMelody: Yay Humble!
quigonginnjuice: The picture looks like a Hrorse
rasterscan: Jackbox is sponsoring LRR now?!
JoTyler: super... hrot.... super.... hrot
electra310: Yay, Humble and Jackbox!
Boon_33: Alex didn't just come to eat dinner and use the restroom.
Scarbble: good ol sponcon
Rhynerd: Party time!
Seth_Erickson: !homestreams
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MadWolf1290: YAY
lamina5432: gnight
GhostValv: :)
JadedCynic: yay <3
kinslayer6788: fingers crossed
HarmonisedMelody: Wooo Humble!
Humble: Codefall | Humble Summer Jackbox Bundle (Humble Bundle) https://pump19.eu/codefall/svwoyg I am among you. I know your secrets.
tidehollowcat: HROT looks like a very Alex game.
ButButTheJesus: @JoTyler :D
TheAinMAP: lrrBEN lrrADAM
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSPOOPY
gravity_pike: seperate... but equal?
Mister_BlueSky: Umm...
BusTed: Don't pay no mind.
KWardJenx: Kiss, kiss, kiss...
beaujagr: Thanks guys!
kinslayer6788: they actually just came out with a new album
Driosenth: Offspring just release a new album
HarmonisedMelody: Heeeey that stream was fine
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: Hah!
Atreides42: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: thanks for the stream
strebenherz: Bye!
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeeee
electra310: Byeeeee!
Nigouki: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
Lysander_Gustav: thanks for playing!
ashesandmochi: BYE
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Bye boys!
ButButTheJesus: BYE
snortwaffle: lol
Seth_Erickson: Byeeeee
Mister_BlueSky: I listen to a lot of the Offspring for... some reason.
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
gundamschwing: k bye
goldreaver: cirLove thanks for the stream
SentientRatKing: Thanks for the fun stream guys
dabudder: And heeeeeeeellloooooo alex
tidehollowcat: Byeeeeeee
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep yeeted straight into the sea
Mr_Horrible: what a delight, thanks for the stream you two! lrrSHINE
gravity_pike: one of the offspring had a doctorate and contributed to mRNA research
whitebadgerwolf88: bye bye everyone!!
azninsect: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
electra310: I feel so happy after seeing them together again. What a good night!
Humble: See y'all tomorrow during Jackbox. We'll have more codes. :D
Manae: I thought the drummer was at least more an unable to get the vaccine, and the leaving was mostly amicable
electra310: Oooh
Manae: but I'd have to check again to find that source
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TheMerricat: "Pete Parada, the drummer for the Offspring, has revealed that he has been forced to depart the group for refusing the Covid-19 vaccine. In a lengthy Instagram post, Parada explained that he will not be able to record or tour with the Offspring unless he agrees to get vaccinated." - "Parada noted that his decision to not get vaccinated is because he has a long history of Guillain-Barré Syndrome. That decision was made with his doctor, according to the drummer’s post." - https://www.rollingstone.
GhostValv: hi
electra310: Hi Alex!
fastlane250: Hello!
TheMerricat: "Pete Parada, the drummer for the Offspring, has revealed that he has been forced to depart the group for refusing the Covid-19 vaccine. In a lengthy Instagram post, Parada explained that he will not be able to record or tour with the Offspring unless he agrees to get vaccinated." - "Parada noted that his decision to not get vaccinated is because he has a long history of Guillain-Barré Syndrome. That decision was made with his doctor, according to the drummer’s post."
Lysander_Gustav: oh hai
Scarbble: HROT
electra310: No sound
ButButTheJesus: a alex!
SnackPak_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Silence
matthaus_c: :o
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eric_christian_berg: A wild Alex has appeared.
dabudder: Hello alex
e_bloc: hi Alex
SirenSongSeas: time for HROT
xantos69: cheer50 Bits! Yay for the mighty return of Alex!
Mysticman89: oh hey it alex with some degree of sound and going onlineness how does this work again
azninsect: hi Alex!
matthaus_c: WHAT
Arclight_Dynamo: Yo, all!
RedRaptor: Oh hey. Fancy meeting everyone here.
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JoTyler: Have a good stream~! <3
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Lysander_Gustav: yay
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens!
YeetTheRich_: lrrSPOOP
fastlane250: time remaining: null
RealGamerCow: Oh never heard of this game before
rosesmcgee: It's getting HROT in here?
ButButTheJesus: SOON
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
e_bloc: Corgo334 no time long see, love your comics Alex
eric_christian_berg: Time has no meaning here.
electra310: Time remaining, wouldn't YOU like to know
NotCainNorAbel: @fastlane250 never thought I would get to null
djalternative: What is time?
matthaus_c: hot damn I didn't know there was a bonus stream tonight
eric_christian_berg: Which is good, because I don't want to go to bed.
Ba_Dum_Tish: S O O N
Rhynerd: Gotta do the timer first to finish setup and also so Heather doesn’t kill you?
Scarbble: time remaining hr:ot
LoadingReadyRun: oh god how do I do t his
JadedCynic: the time is.....NOW!....wait....no.....NOW....oh....wait....uh-oh....
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hrot or not?
Mysticman89: use the button
ButButTheJesus: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
eric_christian_berg: We believe in you!
Mister_BlueSky: Super. Hrot. Super. Hrot.
electra310: Push all the buttons
Mysticman89: its probably labled "do not press"
NotCainNorAbel: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Rhynerd: Best of luck, Alex.
Mister_BlueSky: (before anyone else makes that joke)
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrHERE
eric_christian_berg: Victory!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG !
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
matthaus_c: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
electra310: Ah, there we go, looks good!
ButButTheJesus: @Mister_BlueSky someone did i think
Boon_33: lrrSIG
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Skizard88: bonus.... BONUS!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Believe it or Hrot
Scarbble: hrot blooded. check it and see
CaptainSpam: TIMER!
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSIG lrrSIG
electra310: I got tired during my road trip today and listened to four or five episodes of QWERPline to help me stay awake
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vouru: long time no see! miss ya Alex.
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Alex is Czeching out HROT: episode 1 as a bonus stream! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9CrEfiXsAs3cff.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1427829189839925256
avi_miller: I made it home from work today in time for the b-b-b-Bonus Stream
rabbitgta: h y p e
GhostValv: lrrSHINE
Mattmitchell45: It was a Hrot one. 90 seconds on the LRR countdown
Skizard88: lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now Bobby you can't listen ta what those Duke boys say I tell ya hrot
ButButTheJesus: does anyone know what "HROT" means
YeetTheRich_: I'm reading through the "About this Game" on steam and I think the point "Flushable toilets and destructible light bulbs." just sold me on it
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HarmonisedMelody: Yay, Bonus Stream with Alex!
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thraximore: it's just "TROH" backwards
ButButTheJesus: @Ba_Dum_Tish :D
ButButTheJesus: @thraximore ah ok
thraximore: 👍
HarmonisedMelody: Storm count is high today, I hope they can' resolve a spell or we're all domoed
Fruan: Bonus stream?!
control_rig: Bonus indeed!
Martin_FcG: Im keen for a bonus stream!
Mister_BlueSky: My cat is now sitting right next to my arm on my desk. Must be interested in the mouse.
hexy_lexy: reminder that i love and value each and every one of you! <3
Electrodyne: awwww
GhostValv: lrrSHINE
ButButTheJesus: <3
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Obligatoryheart
control_rig: This is an Alex plays retro-style FPS stream, I believe. Also, right back at ya @hexy_lexy
fragilepaper: seabatClap
BraveNewFaves: @LoadingReadyRun Alex I think you've gotta update the stream info
BraveNewFaves: (oops this is G)
matthaus_c: hi there Kathl-G!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
SirenSongSeas: Kath-G-een
NightValien28: stream info is now up to date lrrSPOOPY
control_rig: Hi Graham-poster
mnemonicman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
matthaus_c: mmm spicy pun, Alex
GhostValv: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
matthaus_c: really choice
JadedCynic: love this intro - very 70's art for kids program
TheAinMAP: Hello.
YeetTheRich_: hullo
Kramburger: Oh hey there
electra310: Hi Alex!
control_rig: Alex! Hi!
Easilycrazyhat: Hi Alex!!
Nigouki: lrrSHINE Hallo lrrSHINE
monakai: Hi!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Alex is a thirsty boy
Scarbble: eyyyy we got there
W_Livi: howdy Alex
fastlane250: Greetings!
KV1NN4: XD
dougma: hi
Boon_33: why hello there
FerociousPeach: Hi Alex!
SirMorek: Whassup
Zyme86: Is the water gag a thing now?
Lysander_Gustav: I didn't know the bonus streams had their intros
DiscordianTokkan: Introooo~
thraximore: suh
SirenSongSeas: Hello!
ButButTheJesus: ur here!
Bahumot: It's the Greatest Alex!
fragilepaper: Hey Alex!
BrindleBoar: seabatClap
thraximore: good to see ya
pn55: Hi Alex! Long time no see! lrrSHINE lrrALEX lrrSHINE
Martin_FcG: Alex!! He's back!
rabbitgta: hype for Alex yay!
countingku: ALEX!
thraximore: seabatClap
Mashamino: o hai
Inkompetence: Welcome back!
Rhynerd: Welcome back!
Kramburger: The Current Circumstances™
serramarkov: So glad to see you!
elah806: It's the boi!
iamn0tg00d: He's there!
electra310: <3
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thraximore: neaet
JadedCynic: oooo
gwamhurt: we will treat you well alex
piercefc9: Welcome back!!!!
dougma: stay healthy!
NightValien28: hope you have a good time alex
DiscordianTokkan: Glad to have you back!
hexy_lexy: you got this, alex! <3
gwamhurt: ~~~~
rucdoc: Welcome Back Alex, Glad you're here :)
Nigouki: オカエリナサイ
RealGamerCow: looks like a quake
thraximore: ooooh looks promising already
cardboardhorde: Nice to see you, Alex!
matthaus_c: people are calling them boomer shooters and I'm here for that name :p
Master_Gunner: ah, Q U A K E
JadedCynic: okay, yeah, that font feels familiar
Boon_33: lrrAWESOME
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eric_christian_berg: Wow. Nostalgia just from the menu.
LaconicLad: welcome back, Alex!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, bassy.
GlennSeto: So brown visuals and Nine Inch Nails ambiance?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it's Alex! and he has his hat! Hi Alex and Alex's hat! lrrHEART
reportt_: The Prodigal Alex returns to the stream.
Lysander_Gustav: There was a trailer for a new game coming out that uses the brutal doom engine, called Selaco. It looks like it might be fun.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: A train for the win
JadedCynic: "I ain't afraid of no quake" Kappa
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Atomic_Marshmallow: Ah yeah, Alex stream!!
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Mysticman89: has a quake aesthetic
Ba_Dum_Tish: If Dab is over is it now Dobs time?
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matthaus_c: Lauren! :O
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
thraximore: if you insist
YeetTheRich_: game audio is a bit loud I think
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Martin_FcG: yes
Arclight_Dynamo: We can see it, but the game audio is very high.
thraximore: what year is it
vouru: loha Alex
nightraven949: can gustav take me to dinner first?
Lysander_Gustav: so much brown
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virgil82: *Keeps poking Twitch until it works*
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ANeMzero: just saw LRR streaming Hrot in the twitch sidebar and knew it would be Alex.
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xythrogar: i have heard good things about this game
NightValien28: thraximore 1980
Anaerin: Quake Called, they'd like their palette back.
TheMerricat: I'm guessing as a quake-like, lore is going to be lite :)
ButButTheJesus: D'AAAA MOTHERLAND
W_Livi: very software-rendering Quake in aesthetics
thraximore: audio is a little high, yeah
JadedCynic: oh wow, this IS literally using the quake engine?
thraximore: or maybe that's just me
ANeMzero: It was a country that existed when this game takes place.
W_Livi: custom engine, I believe
xythrogar: Isn't this published by new blood?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is there a reason for the radio crackle?
JadedCynic: czech made Tokarev?
GlennSeto: lol of course
Arclight_Dynamo: Snork?!
elah806: Checkoslovakia is in fact formerly two parts of the Soviet Union
Zyme86: Czech people were one of the centers of industry and military equipment during hte soviet bloc era
YeetTheRich_: "set after an unspecified disaster in 1986." what could that possibly be? Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: new record
eldirtsnake: LuL
NightValien28: granada
TheMerricat: lol
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BusTed: Lesson learned.
YeetTheRich_: ha!
control_rig: Welp
thraximore: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mnemonicman: lrrSPOOP
pickleplop: oh no
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Nigouki: amazing
rabbitgta: grats
NightValien28: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
pickleplop: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hello mother, hello grenda
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown
Stripe_dog: F
strebenherz: Welcome back XD
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
vouru: lkfao
fastlane250: lrrCOW
Bladinus: lrrCOW
Martin_FcG: haha learning happens quickly
Lord_ZYRK: lrrCOW
NightValien28: so good
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
SirMorek: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: so speedy
shendaras: <3
JadedCynic: but wait, that wasn't red; THE GAME LIED!
elah806: o7
Buxx345: hi highlight reel!
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
UnusuallyLargeMoth: clip it! Clip Alex's first time back! please!
prince_infidel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
itomeshi: Watch and Play is back!
ricin: uxieuLUL uxieuWheeze
Mal2mad: benginTry benginTry benginTry bronzeFIRST
Rhynerd: Starting off strong
NightValien28: missed you so much
Catastrophil: The best of starts
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
Scarbble: love it
Boon_33: FBtouchdown
elah806: We missed ya bud
Anaerin: Objection! Exploding barrels are RED!
vouru: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Efficient highlights
GlennSeto: I'm no expert, but this might be the beginning of the next highlight reel.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is this pistol based on anything real do you think?
control_rig: That was indeed clip-worthy
matthaus_c: nothing like having you back, Alex <3
Mister_BlueSky: I really liked Project Warlock, came out a while back. Also had a old school FPS vibe.
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown benginTry
Lysander_Gustav: refreshing that your player isn't trundling about at a slow pace
JadedCynic: F6 and F9 - niiiice :D
pn55: Hey yea! That barrel wasn't red!
TacitusVigil: Wait, bonus W+P?
iamn0tg00d: My dad's best friend was from Czechoslavakia. This is exactly as he described it.
korvys: Oh, this is very Quake 1, isn't it?
matthaus_c: oh this is not a W+P, game good.
Mysticman89: very quake
Magnamus0: hellll yeaaaa
Ba_Dum_Tish: My brain has just started playing the doom soundtrack
Catastrophil: I love this pixel-shadowing effect a lot
JadedCynic: See, Romero? the Czechs can tape a flashlight to their guns!
TacitusVigil: What about Slovaks?
garfacemcgar: the grenade bounce sfx reminds me of Worms
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Derpsofdoom: Woot!!! Alex is back!!! Been a while since I have seen my favorite LRR member.
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Magnamus0: its really hard to get grenades to blow uo where you want em to
Arklith: Hey Alex, just wanted to say hi. you, graham and watch&play are what got me into watching streams. so thank you!
korvys: I think you just shot the cover off?
control_rig: The door opened I think?
GlennSeto: So what does the protag in this game yell, "prepare to be unionized?"
Mysticman89: this door opens elsewhere has been opened elsewhere by way of bullat i think
Zackri: it's time.
control_rig: Rat!
DiscordianTokkan: Those are BIG rats
UnusuallyLargeMoth: that rat you shot exploded into more blood than I think it could have in its body...
pn55: Liking this music!
Ba_Dum_Tish: So bullets are keys is what we have learnt
JadedCynic: cosomline?
matthaus_c: if we could get an Alex Plays Boomer Shooters stream I wouldn't complain
Nigouki: tushonka?
goombalax: Alex! its so cool to see you!
reportt_: Hammer Time?
Robot_Bones: Shells of Condensed Milk
BrindleBoar: dellicious
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Spam.
fragilepaper: Uhhhh
control_rig: Yum
niccus: sausage huh
Manae: Black pudding?
ANeMzero: I really like how there is poly wobble on the weapon models, something that was characteristic of the vertex animation in Quake
Magnamus0: yum
matthaus_c: do you buy offal by volume or quantity?
garfacemcgar: just like nan used to make
Lysander_Gustav: kind of reminds me of Rise of the Triad
Anaerin: It's Colonialism!
Magnifisquatch: OH HEK its an Alex! Hi! I hope you're well, friend.
iamn0tg00d: Blood AND fat? We're spoiling ourselves.
TacitusVigil: A sickle means either we're an an Ancient Egyptian or a Communist. Or an Ancient Communist Egyptian...I must consult with Thoth
JadedCynic: yeah, you desecrate those corpses ;)
GlennSeto: You'll enjoy your can of blood & fat and not question the state, comrade.
matthaus_c: dude. your tweets about people disarming landmines. nnnnngggggg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yes you keep landmines in the mortuary to stop the zombie outbreak
UnusuallyLargeMoth: the, uh, the music is rattling my speakers a bit... hmm.
fragilepaper: Hey @Atomic_Marshmallow PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
JadedCynic: @iamn0tg00d yeah, this socialist paradise is more luxurious than I'd expected
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toenolla: ah yes, the best GRRM book...a Can of Blood and Fat
Lysander_Gustav: nice moody music
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
SentientRatKing: it might be a vz 52
TacitusVigil: Somewhere out there, Cameron is smiling.
JadedCynic: am I hearing a geiger counter rattling away?
matthaus_c: moloko!
red_shoes_jeff: KEY
control_rig: Key = Get
NightValien28: mleko
matthaus_c: some of the ol' mleko vellocet
FerociousPeach: that doggo had a lot of blood on it *before* you shot it....
WolfgangCloud: Hey Bagged Milk!
iamn0tg00d: Well I think we just figured out where the blood and fat came from.
LurkingLuusi: this kinda reminds me of the pony horror game
Arclight_Dynamo: I think that unpleasant radio sound was a numbers station.
Moonspeak721: was that radio tuned to a numbers station
BrindleBoar: LUL
thraximore: HAHA
FerociousPeach: bahahahah
control_rig: Hahaha
ashesandmochi: OH
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TheAinMAP: lrrGARBO
dougma: o m g
eric_christian_berg: Destructible toilet?
Magnamus0: Lmao
control_rig: Theeeere it is
YeetTheRich_: I want this game
Magnifisquatch: HA
matthaus_c: I'm sold
Mal2mad: This dork
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah, maybe it was the Woodpecker? ;)
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
rabbitgta: shitter wroks
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic One of the ones with a cutesy name, definitely. :P
Anaerin: Did he just throw up before chasing you?
Mal2mad: They remind me of penguins
ButButTheJesus: super hrot
DiscordianTokkan: hahahah
rasterscan: Pfftahahahaha
Nigouki: hahahaha
thraximore: NICE
NightValien28: muah
flatluigi: mwah
GlennSeto: huh
Magnamus0: Lmao
Magnifisquatch: roflmao
matthaus_c: is that Kruschev?
ashesandmochi: is-is that brezhnev
JadedCynic: kiss Glorious Genocidal Leader '
Magnifisquatch: def a secret behind that flag
JadedCynic: Brezhnev had BLACK hair and BIG eyebrows
UnusuallyLargeMoth: oh god, this game moves speedy enough to give me motion sickness x _ x I hope you don't midn if I turn you into a podcast
TacitusVigil: For a moment I thought it was a Kissinger joke but that doesn't make sense for a communist base.
W_Livi: Don't hate him for his throwing of explosives - he's just 'nade that way
GlennSeto: Valtiel just hanging out behind the bars...
Mysticman89: I don't remember, did quake have 'spam space on walls to find secrets' or was that only a wolfenstein thing?
Magnifisquatch: @W_Livi HA
ashesandmochi: krushchev then (my soviet history class didn't include many pictures lmao)
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, just lookit these Big Fuckniks.
JohnLockeCole: well this reminds me pleasantly of quake 1
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, the milk IS Health
GlennSeto: nawww, love me those Duke3D features.
NightValien28: blood and fat?
YeetTheRich_: you know it's a good game when the first weapons you pick up are a shotgun and a RPG
Magnamus0: be careful, its real easy to blow yourself up with that thing
JadedCynic: That was Czech president Gustav Husak
control_rig: Splortch
GlennSeto: you had it until you didn't
Mashamino: CQ-see ya
matthaus_c: I'm glad you czeched @JadedCynic
Arclight_Dynamo: The photo we kissed would be Gustáv Husák, the president of Czechoslovakia at the time. The country was in fact an independent country, not part of the USSR, though it was a member of the Warsaw Pact.
JohnLockeCole: mm love that fast Restarting
TacitusVigil: "Independent"
rabbitgta: nice attempt, always get chaotic when they throw many enemies your way
JadedCynic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gust%C3%A1v_Hus%C3%A1k - the wiki page exactly matches the portrait ingame :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil I mean, yes. :D
W_Livi: There are some visual effects that clearly separate this from actual Quake. The simulated reflections on 'shiny' surfaces aren't a thing that ever appeared in ol' software-mode Q1
GlennSeto: okay, honest to god, I only just now realized I was watching in 480p at my desktop
CaptainSask: A wild Alex! Great to see you!
TacitusVigil: I was wondering if it was Husak based on wikipedia. Good catch @Arclight_Dynamo
swampcat12: lmao
thraximore: unisex bathrooms
W_Livi: 👍
NightValien28: genderless bathrooms
JohnLockeCole: @W_Livi also we haven't picked up an automatic Nailgun yet
ANeMzero: @GlennSeto oh hey, me too. Oops
JadedCynic: "Warning - he's gotten into the ductwork"
Moonspeak721: do these bathrooms not have sinks
A_Dub888: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always restarting the generator.
thraximore: secret get FBtouchdown
Atomic_Marshmallow: HEY-YO <3 @fragilepaper
matthaus_c: gross
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
JadedCynic: i.e. do NOT FLUSH them
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
JadedCynic: "Surprise, surprise, I need another key"
matthaus_c: man I gotta play Metro
Mashamino: corporealization
DiscordianTokkan: WAT
JoTyler: a pig??
Laserbeaks_Fury: used to dream of getting quake to run this smooth
ANeMzero: They were under you
NightValien28: surprise
GlennSeto: huh
ashesandmochi: w h a t
YeetTheRich_: creeper?
DeM0nFiRe: Wow that scared the poop out of me LUL
rabbitgta: that was bogus
GhostValv: ??
Anaerin: The grunts are the 'nade launcher guys.
Magnamus0: they uhhh shoot through that floor
Mattmitchell45: ladder down they mught have climbed up
matthaus_c: your death sound is chef's kiss
Anaerin: Can you backtrack and grab the milk you left behind?
TacitusVigil: So as not to distract Alex, what's the story so far Chat?
GlennSeto: I think you got the first guy.
demigodchaos: is there maybe an inventory since you picked up a backpack?
matthaus_c: woke up started shooting @TacitusVigil
TacitusVigil: Oooh, I get it, it's a Capitalist Pig! Kappa
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil given the fluff text on signs and stuff, this seems to be pre-soviet fall czechosolvakia
ButButTheJesus: that Big Pig energy
ANeMzero: Monster closets, fun for everyone
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm tickled that we're fighting snorks.
GlennSeto: I'm really digging this so far.
JadedCynic: I dunno if we are a dissident or are we a loyal socialist defending motherland from post-apoc invaders?
Penguino_Rojo: so this is the Czech version of Metro 2033?
Mashamino: I love the quick little "ack" when you die
JoTyler: minecraft pigmen AU
matthaus_c: plink
TacitusVigil: In the Warsaw Pact, all comrades wake up with no memory and gun. Is typical start of day.
K_t_Imp000: Comrade requires food
Graham_LRR: Why does that one grunt sound like Tim Allen?
thraximore: and this is why quicksaving is the most powerful ability ever
DiscordianTokkan: This reminds me. What are your thoughts, if any, on Escape from Tarkov, Alex?
JadedCynic: yep, milk bag, good save
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
BrindleBoar: zap!
Mashamino: LUL
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
matthaus_c: OMG
BusTed: bzap
Newbiespud: Hello, highlight reel!
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
TacitusVigil: @Graham_LRR More power...to the proletariat!
pickleplop: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Glorious Comrade Tim Allen
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, it had a warning label. :D
Golldum: rip
GlennSeto: Remember when Super Hot was just save-scumming in Max Payne?
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Boon_33: hahaha
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
fastlane250: zappo
ButButTheJesus: this some Miami Hotline
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Magnamus0: Lul
Redbassist: lol
matthaus_c: love it
JadedCynic: yeah, old school frenetic gunplay
NightValien28: fragilepaper hello friend
FerociousPeach: well then, an accurate warning, lol
matthaus_c: and gasoline!
Arclight_Dynamo: Digging the soundtrack, too.
TacitusVigil: I love the idea of Communist Tim Allen only because it would make Actual Former Drug Dealer Tim Allen so upset.
thraximore: that's just for speedrunners
NightValien28: mlok
YeetTheRich_: I think I want to sink a weekend into completing this game on ultra now
fastlane250: malk
Magnifisquatch: myilk
matthaus_c: mlok vellocet
Graved: Cauldrons cant fly
Mysticman89: mleko
TacitusVigil: Queen is banned in Czechoslovakia. Not monarchs, only people's music. Kappa
GlennSeto: Imagine if the sky was clear and bright blue.
Martin_FcG: These textures are great
Magnifisquatch: get yourself the uranium lung
thraximore: yellowcake: brought to you by Betty Crocker :)
jibkat: But Queen is the peoples music TacitusVigil
JadedCynic: dang I keep getting discord emoji and twitch emoji confused :D
DeM0nFiRe: He's got hops
matthaus_c: this boomer shooter trend after DUSK has been awesome. would love to see them go further above what DOOM and Quake couldn't tho
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
NightValien28: rocket jump
YeetTheRich_: uhh
Arclight_Dynamo: I think you can ride that merry-go-round?
K_t_Imp000: Some leap strats there
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Mashamino: pigs can fly
TacitusVigil: @jibkat I *do* want to break free, true.
fragilepaper: seabatPjorg
Magnamus0: LUL
CaptainSask: Why are we stealing Adam's piss?
JadedCynic: so WE can't mantle, but THOSE LITERALLY walking BALLS...
GlennSeto: Right, yellow cake... I recently learned that term in a certain Twitter thread.
JohnLockeCole: well you can get a cup of his piss now
DiscordianTokkan: Snooker?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: and in ben's words, "then you should test him for drugs"
xythrogar: To test for drugs, right?
TacitusVigil: I had a professor from Bulgaria and music smuggling was a thing.
Chaotically_Random: HEY ITS AN ALEX! Long Glad to see your doing good mate, :D
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: Also he had to listen to a Soviet Colonel force his class to listen to his shitty poetry once a month.
ANeMzero: oh that is why everyone got murderous, beers out
JadedCynic: see, that SHOULD reward you lwith like a a mag
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, the beer is out.
matthaus_c: beer is out now
YeetTheRich_: now beer is out
josh___something: I feel like piggo man is much easier on a nohit/ low life than the regular peeps since they can't instahit you
Juliamon: Beer is out (on the table)
GlennSeto: That sign has been there since the bar opened.
red_shoes_jeff: And now we're out of beer.
Boon_33: Beer is out? it must really be the end of the world.
thraximore: ah!
WoodenRabbitB: did you pass "notes" in class...hehe
Magnifisquatch: cpicsDab cpicsDab cpicsDab
JohnLockeCole: I do enjoy surviving Grenades
GlennSeto: oh, weather
YeetTheRich_: beer is out is a warning that the beer escaped
Sogheim: neat
swampcat12: that comforting heartbeat sound is back
K_t_Imp000: Oh no, you don't heal between levels!
Anaerin: Luna? We're going to the moon!
JadedCynic: Jalopy!
thraximore: hahaha
BrindleBoar: LUL
matthaus_c: hah
GlennSeto: XD
josh___something: AHAHAAH\
YeetTheRich_: don't harvest the lada
CaptainSask: hahaha
Magnamus0: LUL
elah806: Nice
fastlane250: lrrCOW
TheAinMAP: Welp.
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Graved: *names level Moon* *No Moon in the sky*
matthaus_c: game great
josh___something: The death "animation" is gold XD
GlennSeto: eh, wasn't even a Wartburg
luke1x: we playing Russian doom?
TacitusVigil: Now there's a Khruschev.
JoTyler: you want to kiss a COMMUNIST?
JadedCynic: @Graved clouds are a thing - it gets overcast and the moon can be above the horizon and yet not visible from the ground
Arclight_Dynamo: THAT is Brezhnev.
Penguino_Rojo: @luke1x Czech Quake
CaptainSask: Wait.... so did the key come already rusted? or are they implying they were kept together so they rusted together? Or is it some sort of constant where the key will rust at exactly the same rate as the lock?
JadedCynic: @JoTyler not 'want' but MUST
TacitusVigil: Er, Brezhnev. Yes.
TacitusVigil: Thought one thing, said another. I am dumbs.
JoTyler: @TacitusVigil kisses for all
DeM0nFiRe: Haha nice
BrindleBoar: nice
matthaus_c: tickle the ivories!
thraximore: mind if I tickle the ivories for the first time in my life? LUL
ANeMzero: Play Freebird
YeetTheRich_: we're playing доом
K_t_Imp000: Hahaha, most excellent
TheAinMAP: SingsNote
ButButTheJesus: oh my goodness
SnackPak_: fancy
BrindleBoar: HROTstep
JadedCynic: yeah Leonid was at the bottom right
fragilepaper: @JoTyler Hey! PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
JadedCynic:
Mashamino: I appreciate this
DeM0nFiRe: Heh multiple sounds that is neat
TacitusVigil: For a moment, I thought I heard...singing.
elah806: It has different voices? Game of the year
NightValien28: that is amazing
BrindleBoar: now play "the east is red"
JoTyler: @fragilepaper hiii! lrrHEART
Magnamus0: Beautiful
FerociousPeach: i was not expecting that level of detail
BrindleBoar: do not open that newspaper
josh___something: Someone's gonna make playing songs on this a YouTube career :p
JadedCynic: destructible lighting, deece
GlennSeto: great, will take 2 months til that's fixed
elah806: Ah, it's a toilet with a threatening aura
OhaiMireiya: Boop!
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K_t_Imp000: Ha, imagine if the plant exploded when you broke it xD
W_Livi: Is it just me, or is the console font's ampersand backwards?
JoTyler: dogs in the vents?!
JadedCynic: nimble dogz
BigMikeDog: D: pupper
JadedCynic: WHAT?!?
JadedCynic: that SPAZ-12?
GlennSeto: oh nooo
TacitusVigil: Oh no
ButButTheJesus: oh nooo
YeetTheRich_: oofa
FerociousPeach: ugh
BrindleBoar: oof
OhaiMireiya: Ouch
Easilycrazyhat: That sounds painful
CaptainSask: A friend!
meepsalot: oof is right
JadedCynic: zomg no - that's a mistake you don't make twice
thraximore: ay lmao?
strebenherz: Quickdraw zombie
BrindleBoar: you are on the moon, alieums are to be expected
FerociousPeach: skinny guy in a hazmat suit, i think
ButButTheJesus: ayyy lmao
thraximore: @BrindleBoar are we?
JadedCynic: looked like skinny dude in hazmat suit...and gun
matthaus_c: 5 health feels like home
NightValien28: shotgun zombies
KingfisherGames: fun story! I once fired black powder and the shockwave knocked the earphones right off my head. range instructor had to call ceasefire so i could put them back on to avoid permanent hearing damage @LoadingReadyRun
swampcat12: who gave the ay lmaos guns
JadedCynic: so WE cannot mantle, but THEY can just fine :(
matthaus_c: slice the typewriter to fight back against sedition
BrindleBoar: thraximore the first level was "cosmonaut station" and this level is "luna", so I assume so
FlamingSpidernado: now we know why it said monsters killed instead of enemies killed at the end of the first level?
GlennSeto: How many nuclear power plants did Czechoslovakia have?
Arclight_Dynamo: International Workers' Day?
TacitusVigil: Famous Soviet Army, as seen in Time Magazine and Pravda.
fragilepaper: I should try and sleep again, have a good stream everyone!
JoTyler: night fragilepaper !
battlemonk: I had the doom 2016 soundtrack on in the background and just assumed it was in game
matthaus_c: have a good sleep @fragilepaper !
JadedCynic: gnite fragile
NightValien28: fragilepaper sleep well friend
matthaus_c: sedition eliminated
Nigouki: March 8th is International Women's Day
GlennSeto: Because I'm suspecting at least one of them blew up and made mutants.
strangelee: did you just mine a typewriter?
SkylerRingtail: 5 HP and a dream
strangelee: with a sickle
fastlane250: 5 health and a dream
strangelee: what is this game
JoTyler: this game is HROT
OhaiMireiya: Hrot
Mashamino: this game really doesn't want you to have any more blood than is necessary
JoTyler: super hrot
OhaiMireiya: Hehe
thraximore: super
strebenherz: Soviet Quake
thraximore: hrot
GragSmash: evidence shows you can get hit once.
meepsalot: Yeah this has serious quake vibes
JadedCynic: two plants in the modern czech republic - Temelin & Dukovany
elah806: The sound design in this is great
GragSmash: sometimes many times.
elah806: Loving the drone soundtrack
JadedCynic: (also four research reactors)
matthaus_c: you can't just fill an area with ayy lmaos and plinkmen!
Arclight_Dynamo: It looks like Czechoslovakia had three nuclear power plants. Two in what is now the Czech Republic, one in what is now Slovakia.
YeetTheRich_: oh we gaming
strebenherz: Nicely done
TacitusVigil: I, for one, blame the bourgeoisie.
GragSmash: the last decade+ has warped my brain so it just looks like Minecraft to me.
ANeMzero: 2hp, twice as much as you need.
K_t_Imp000: Nice!
kristian_fischer: Is this Communist Block Combine we're fighting?
CaptainSask: No one expects the jack rabbit style attack
kristian_fischer: Hi, all.
thraximore: kroner?
battlemonk: Is that a lada?
OhaiMireiya: Hurro
thraximore: @battlemonk a lada NONSENSE amirite
BrindleBoar: sewer level
ButButTheJesus: at LEAST 3 kroner
BrindleBoar: LUL
FerociousPeach: box of bullets and a ladder down, that's not foreshadowing, lol
Magnamus0: LUL
TacitusVigil: It is worth exactly as much as Comrade Brezhnev says it is worth.
seanmrwick: never heard of this before
strangelee: no your Karuna
strebenherz: I appreciate the quick reloads
ButButTheJesus: @thraximore hurp a derp
W_Livi: not sure I've ever heard that expression with a definite article before
JadedCynic: @kristian_fischer no idea - MAYBE we're a dissident fighting the loyal Czechs, or maybe we're a loyal Czech fending off....??? mutants?
matthaus_c: @itomeshi yeah, the famous Whore of Babylon. The Bitch
strebenherz: This seems very much a game that benefits from quick reloads
seanmrwick: how old is this game
thraximore: @seanmrwick brand new I think
Magnamus0: came out a few months ago
matthaus_c: 2 weeks? at most?
GlennSeto: That's not dangerous, right?
kristian_fischer: January 29th of this year
Arclight_Dynamo: Twelve days.
elah806: Oh that's poop
JoTyler: the early access came otu in january
battlemonk: speed poop
strebenherz: "the runs"
matthaus_c: well lol I was wrong
ButButTheJesus: so... much... piss
seanmrwick: @thraximore didn't know that. looks like it's older
CaptainSask: There's gotta be a sandwich or something around here you can scarf.
DistractedMOSFET: this game is committed to the quake 1/2 brown
NightValien28: speed run
JadedCynic: hey guys - there's my GI tract earlier today! :(
elah806: Not a lot of fiber in the Czech diet apparently
thraximore: definitely intentional
rosesmcgee: sewage? that's the drinking water
JoTyler: @CaptainSask eww dont eat a sewer sandwich
rasterscan: Secret was exactly 5 HP.
kristian_fischer: Can of Blood & Fat is my ska band.
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic messy!
JadedCynic: yup
Mashamino: wow, even the secrets barely heal you, this game is cruel
strebenherz: Murderfeesh!
elah806: Suddenly Drainers
BrindleBoar: poo-ranhas
strangelee: nah, I'm out
kristian_fischer: Communist sewer fish!
strangelee: sewage fish
battlemonk: @rosesmcgee genuinely gave me a chuckle
GlennSeto: Can you eat the fish?
fastlane250: just dunkin' right in the poowater jolliBlerg
kristian_fischer: "So you like diseases, huh? Well, HAVE EVERY DISEASE IN THE WORLD!"
OhaiMireiya: Those fish seem a bit grumps
matthaus_c: but what kind fish? hootie and the blowkind?
strebenherz: @BrindleBoar I boo'd, I laughed
rosesmcgee: @rosesmcgee You honor me
Fanklok: If this is a quake-like that means you should be able to open the console and use the impulse 9 command
Mysticman89: vodnik is apparently something from czech fairy tailes
JadedCynic: @Fanklok you mean, "if this is the quake engine"
ANeMzero: Sadly it is a proprietary engine so probably no quake cheats
ricin: it's not the quake engine
JadedCynic: vOv
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun missed some MLOK on the ground
JohnLockeCole: wait did I see a bag of milk back there?
rasterscan: You missed milk
GlennSeto: It feels like it does more than Quake, but I dunno...
JadedCynic: 2%
ricin: malk
NightValien28: LUL
matthaus_c: skimming factor?
vidStrickland: feels kind of GoldSrc
CaptainSask: 1.73%
matthaus_c: I mean you did heal a lot off blood and fat
kristian_fischer: With Vitamin K!
goombalax: full heal is just a tub of smetana
rasterscan: This game is super generous with grenades and I am here for it
seanmrwick: makes sense
JadedCynic: nice falling without damage
ANeMzero: Grenades are a good solution to screaming
ButButTheJesus: is that how og Halo PC did it?
matthaus_c: huh. he went to clown school
red_shoes_jeff: He's up to the ceiling, from the look of it.
thraximore: frowny face D:
JadedCynic: literally head-and-shoulders
ANeMzero: oh hey the motorcycle
JadedCynic: ???
thraximore: pardon
ButButTheJesus: wtf
GlennSeto: uuuh
NightValien28: wat
BrindleBoar: !
JoTyler: omgg
strangelee: uuhh
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YeetTheRich_: yooooo
Juliamon: yoooooooo
JadedCynic: ooo
CaptainSask: Perfectly normal czech weather
ojii: GOTY confirmed
Arclight_Dynamo: WAT
Mashamino: ohhhhhh?
ButButTheJesus: AW SHIIIIII
matthaus_c: oh HELL YEAH
NightValien28: DRIFT
strangelee: Wait that was a space man
Kyir: Now we're gaming
elah806: The one mirror
GlennSeto: okay, I wanna say that's not the Quake engine
JoTyler: can you do the kaneda slide
vidStrickland: was that a skellington?!
kristian_fischer: And now we're on the air boat from HL2
JadedCynic: makes me wonder if we might find the key to the lada in a a secret or something
matthaus_c: running people over is harder than it looks like. smol targets
JadedCynic: !game good
Magnamus0: LUL
thraximore: astronaut
JadedCynic: cosmonaut...
ButButTheJesus: he had a bad day
Xiff_: Dr Spaceman?
Arclight_Dynamo: This level is called "Luna."
CaptainSask: He fell a LOOOOOOONG way
fastlane250: spacheemann
GlennSeto: well, he didn't burn up or go splat
Perivale: so this is the 80s?
AngelicKnighthood: Cosmonaut fell long ways!
CraziestOwl: Well i have to go to work have fun you’ll
Bahumot: Getting Jalopy vibes with that store.
strangelee: Prices? What is this? Capitalism?
matthaus_c: monument looks like a holy hand grenade ngl
GhassanPL: Woah, more in-studio streams
GhassanPL: It's weird
seanmrwick: Wait....Alex can translate these?
rosesmcgee: So, are these monsters or just the current batch of conscripts being a little... off?
JadedCynic: @Perivale seems so? or maybe alternate history post-apoc 90s?
matthaus_c: the game translates them @seanmrwick
seanmrwick: also, doesnwa
JadedCynic: @rosesmcgee vOv
GhassanPL: Oh hey, it's a Czech FPS this time
seanmrwick: does watch and play still exist
seanmrwick: @matthaus_c gotcha
thraximore: gieger counter going OFF
YeetTheRich_: rocket jump? Kappa
TeacherSeanTV: A random Alex appears?? :O
strangelee: Can you bring the bike down here?
JadedCynic: okay, teleporter
GhassanPL: Some of those sound effects seem ripped straight outta Quake
ButButTheJesus: spooks!
JadedCynic: @TeacherSeanTV pish, alex has been here for like an hour
BrindleBoar: gottem
NightValien28: oh heck
matthaus_c: fucksicles
ANeMzero: yay Teleporters
meepsalot: I heard a headcrab scream earlier
JadedCynic: teleporters...
Lord_ZYRK: Wizzrobe with a shotgun :O
therealkeyens: teleportin tankies
fastlane250: teleportin' lrrSPOOP m'ns
rasterscan: Welcome to the CCCP reboot of Destiny 2
GhassanPL: I missed Alex streams :)
goombalax: rararasputin
matthaus_c: bombs away!
rasterscan: Space Communist Wizards
garfacemcgar: suddenly its serious sam
ricin: always be circle strafing noclipvidDoomer2
Perivale: I think you annoyed them
MyBuddySuperfly: cool glasses, btw! :)
seanmrwick: smash the state!
JadedCynic: "Hung Up On Level Geometry" is the name of my Arcade Fire tribute band
Mysticman89: could run them down on the motorcycle now thats there more so its harder to miss
thraximore: hm
xantos69: Looks like the mines take a moment to arm?
Martin_FcG: anti vehicle?
red_shoes_jeff: Looks like the - yeah.
CaptainSask: Surprise, you're the meat!
JadedCynic: @Mysticman89 we'd be out in the open with no cover, shot by everyone tho :(
iamn0tg00d: Are those toilet seats?
seanmrwick: smash the state is my new rage against the machine cover band
thraximore: friend?
ANeMzero: it chikn
JadedCynic: so our MAX health is 30?
snortablecola: have you tried ultrakill yet alex?
JadedCynic: hey those look like those things from Half-life
DeM0nFiRe: Reminds me of the weird alien eye doggos from Half Life
fastlane250: some half-life rejects up in there
matthaus_c: what we say to piggus is fuck the police
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe yeah
Magnamus0: no the max health is 100 @jadedcynic
DeM0nFiRe: Haha everyone had the same thought LUL
A_Dub888: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
DiscordianTokkan: they're presenting
rosesmcgee: Soviets were going to solve the food shortages with cloning, these were the results
Juliamon: I enjoy that you can gib them
JadedCynic: @Magnamus0 oh wait, we just get out of RED health when we get up to 30, right :D
thraximore: 1 health and a dream
Arclight_Dynamo: Milk on the shelf.
GlennSeto: That's not the T-pose...
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ANeMzero: Don't forget the malk
Perivale: well that's new
Anaerin: Might want to grab the milk off the shelf.
DeM0nFiRe: NOthing bad can happen in an amusement park
CaptainSask: Fun room
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeeee
YeetTheRich_: I love this
Magnamus0: this is where the game gets fun
Mysticman89: given you're eating meat tand fat, I'm slightly disappointed that gibbing doesnt give you health
GhassanPL: Jesus that's so Soviet
BrindleBoar: MECHAGORILLA
JadedCynic: boss fight
Martin_FcG: boss fight
thraximore: it's adam savidan!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
CaptainSask: Soviet Cyber Gorilla!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY
Magnamus0: LUL
Mal2mad: Run Alex, Run
matthaus_c: what if we blow the bike up in his face
Pantsravaganza: What did the oil company say to the world? F the poleice
DigitalSeahorse: ohshit
NightValien28: comradge kong is gonna get ya
Rhynerd: Gorilla angered
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
Martin_FcG: hahaha
JohnLockeCole: time to Fuck a donut?
W_Livi: Can we drive the motorcycle in there?
GlennSeto: monkey-cubus?
rasterscan: Mine?
DigitalSeahorse: you didn't say you were on today
iamn0tg00d: Use the mines
Rhynerd: Gorilla has rocket arms
FerociousPeach: well that escalated quickly
strangelee: it's healthbar is the screen
JadedCynic: fat dude in jumpsuit with rocket launcher harms
xantos69: so lay a path of mines for him to follow?
aWabbajack: lrrALEX yay Alex
rosesmcgee: In Soviet Russia, Kong Donkeys You
seanmrwick: spaghettf*cked
ButButTheJesus: Soviet Mancubus
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:54.
JadedCynic: no wait, yeah that's an ape
Manae: Oh he also has a health bar
JoTyler: well it is yours
thraximore: stepped on thine mine
garfacemcgar: never mine'd
fastlane250: lrrCOW
JadedCynic: so, no IFF on mines, noted
iamn0tg00d: Okay, mines are confirmed useless
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lrrALEX
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
YeetTheRich_: lrrCOW
DeM0nFiRe: You stepped on the Ours. This is a soviet country
Mysticman89: he melted pretty quick when you got a close shotgun blast into him
matthaus_c: mine's sus
Mashamino: that petard did some hoisting
JohnLockeCole: there is still some milk inside
Mysticman89: can you climb the ride and goomba stomp him?
FlamingSpidernado: milk on the table
TrueLimm: He forgot to get the health before he saved
GhassanPL: So does this mark the return of honest-to-goodness in-studio LRR streams?
rosesmcgee: what happens if you shoot a swan instead of the gorilla?
GlennSeto: You could lure it to the bike too.
matthaus_c: this is a let's try program
snortablecola: does bike beat monke
ANeMzero: @GhassanPL there have been a bunch of solo streams from the broadcast studio
BrindleBoar: prostrats
fastlane250: that is one slippy slidy bike
OhaiMireiya: Do a sweet jump!
GhassanPL: @ANeMzero I know, but a lot of them have changed to from-home and stuff, and I always enjoyed the in-studio multiple-person ones
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
virgil82: Emergent gameplay
YeetTheRich_: I love this game holy shit
JadedCynic: yay, another piece of geometry to trip on ;)
DiscordianTokkan: I think it's the best something
Juliamon: !return
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY lrrJUDGECALL more spoopy animation!
thraximore: @DigitalSeahorse ooh shiny
Juliamon: Some folks are still more comfortable solo streaming from home.
GhassanPL: Could this mean the return of... Watch+Play?!
matthaus_c: covered all the... engels?
DigitalSeahorse: piggu meat?
BrindleBoar: now, with the power of bike
GhassanPL: Can you asplode the bike?
thraximore: the mine is still there D:
pencilsnake: @GhassanPL yes please yes yes yes please please please be right :D
CptMurphey: hah
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GlennSeto: worth it
pickleplop: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Pffftahahaha
JadedCynic: karma
fastlane250: LUL
W_Livi: A valiant attempt
BrindleBoar: Realistic Motorally Action!
YeetTheRich_: *tokyo drift tune*
sporkraptor: sudden bear
eldirtsnake: LuL
Magnamus0: LUL
electra310: cronch
NightValien28: monkey smart
ButButTheJesus: a valiant effort
DigitalSeahorse: is this swan lake?
CaptainSask: We're all winning with this battle.
goombalax: maybe detonate bike at monke?
ANeMzero: You got Mario'd by Donkey Kong
GhassanPL: Das some ape ass
thraximore: goomba stomped
matthaus_c: blowing the bike up on his face is an option
ButButTheJesus: well I guess this Gorilla doesn't feel good...
tangokilo421: This monke is putting in the work in hopes of banan, methinks
DigitalSeahorse: BOSS boss
Shadwhawk: I thought the pistol-like gun was doing a lot of damage; is it out of ammo?
CptMurphey: oh that's just rude
thraximore: that's some nonsense
DeM0nFiRe: That is hella rude
fastlane250: dick move, game
DigitalSeahorse: doh
matthaus_c: aw piss
thraximore: and the mine finally went off
CaptainSask: I like to think they were watching and taking bets on which one would win.
swampcat12: did monke at least drop health?
vouru: thta aome bullshit
Mysticman89: maybe wave 3 is the swans. wave 4 is capitalism.
strebenherz: Harambe's Revenge
GlennSeto: You could probably blow up the bike.
JadedCynic: he can even gib you :(
josh___something: contact dmg, huh
vouru: collision is just a suggestion
BrindleBoar: mechagorilla is the king of melee
Shadwhawk: Maybe destroy the mine first since enemies seem to avoid them?
iamn0tg00d: I remember this guy from one punch man.
JadedCynic: feels like the mines are on THEIR side :(
thraximore: really does
matthaus_c: the mines are class traitors
matthaus_c: there is no mine in communism
luke1x: 10 out of 10 death noise
JadedCynic: YAY
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiiice
thraximore: is it over?
Arclight_Dynamo: Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
matthaus_c: impressive!
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
Martin_FcG: what a fight
JoeKim: OOO BBY
SytYoshi: pennyBwomp
matthaus_c: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GlennSeto: So did the meat delivery come in?
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
JoeKim: ALEX IS DOIN MURDERS
GhassanPL: I don't know if this game is more Soviet or more Quake :P
thraximore: hey the mine got a kill! seabatClap
JadedCynic: and the bike is STILL standing :D
strebenherz: @Arclight_Dynamo bravo XD
JoeKim: RIP
YeetTheRich_: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Bonk
BrindleBoar: LUL
dukeofbread: LOOOOL
matthaus_c: god damn pig
Xiff_: Bap
Magnamus0: LUL
strebenherz: Oink Oink
dukeofbread: ahhh fresh meat
DeM0nFiRe: Everyone knows grenade pig pokemon are strong against bike pokemon
Mysticman89: ineffective guard rail
JoTyler: i have an OSHA complaint
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
thraximore: missed FIVE secrets? :O
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatClap
W_Livi: Kong-gratulations!
pickleplop: nice!
SytYoshi: pennySnowbwomp pennyBwomp
JoTyler: oh man and you killed everyone on that level!
FerociousPeach: goat there!
shendaras: seabatClap
rasterscan: The secrets are well hidden in this game.
matthaus_c: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
JadedCynic: killed ALL the doodz
YeetTheRich_: aight, Imma go play this game myself first and then come back to the VOD, yall have a great time
Driosenth: Mic 5
Anaerin: Hot mic!
DigitalSeahorse: 😂👌💯
JadedCynic: mic's hot...
thraximore: I hear the gentle sounds of walking away
JoTyler: @LoadingReadyRun might want to mute yourself too
DigitalSeahorse: hot mic all over the place
Boon_33: Hot Mic!
DigitalSeahorse: Alex also left a discord stream on pause :P
ButButTheJesus: unfortunately i have to bed but I'll catch the VOD later - bye folks, good to see you Alex <3
thraximore: hot mic parrrrrrrty! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mysticman89: hopefully mic 5 isn't going to pick up anything too spicy
JadedCynic: gotta give him credit; for not having done this in ages, he's remembering most of it!
electra310: #hotmicsummer
FerociousPeach: same with me, have a good night everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: brb
JadedCynic: @Mysticman89 I heard a door close :D
thraximore: Suddenly, secret podcast with heather?
thraximore: Just imagine
agilemania: How does one get to the VODs while the channel is live?
matthaus_c: you click the channel avatar, then Videos
thraximore: @electra310 that's very good LUL
agilemania: @matthaus_c Thanks, that's the most non-intuitive change to the Twitch interface yet
matthaus_c: @agilemania with you there. I found out about it by accident.
DeM0nFiRe: Also below the player next to name of title schedule, videos, clips
DeM0nFiRe: "name of title" good job brain, thanks for that
Boon_33: Hot Mic
thraximore: hot mic
Mysticman89: comrade returns
electra310: Back!
Anaerin: Welcome back!
BrindleBoar: :O
thraximore: we heard you walking around :D
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah, chat is awful
JadedCynic: whale plaid, alex <3
W_Livi: Welcome to the back
matthaus_c: another thing about chat?
Magnamus0: what about me!
matthaus_c: the only HP that matters is the last one
GhassanPL: Who needs health when you have SHOTGUN
JadedCynic: capital
Arclight_Dynamo: I love the Prague waterfront. Kappa
thraximore: we really are seeing the whole gamut of locations
OhaiMireiya: You were the banana all along
iamn0tg00d: We're in prague... in what I can only assume is raw sewage.
JadedCynic: Yatri! <3
MatthewDennisMTG: Hi Alex! I like your glasses frames.
Akchipman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
Akchipman: One year? Where did the time go? Right. Covid. But, LRR, you helped get me through it!
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DiscordianTokkan: They are very good, even if Yatri brings Coal Coke to parties instead of the soda
JadedCynic: "No grenades? Hey, laughing boy! No grenades!" ;)
avi_miller: Did someone say Golem?
thraximore: SpaceShipping? or am I thinking of a different one?
JoTyler: @thraximore correct!
DeM0nFiRe: They dont skip leg day
thraximore: dem got LEGS
Anaerin: Unreal's a different engine.
GhassanPL: Okay chat, how many of you lean 20 degrees to the side when moving sideways?
Akchipman: Why why is your character puking may be a better question.
AdmiralMemo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months, currently on a 91 month streak!
AdmiralMemo: Subiversary with an Alex stream with an old-school FPS? What sort of luck did I have today?
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matthaus_c: Spaceshipping has been an oasis in the desert hell of twitter doomscrolling
Robot_Bones: real question is why aren't you puking
avi_miller: If you are over 18, Y’all should read Alex’s Comic. It is good.
W_Livi: I've been digging a whole bunch of your Spaceshipping content
thraximore: Purifier was an interesting project, tough to write that subject matter though given the circumstances
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan I imagine Benny (the cook) would bring baking soda if asked to 'bring soda' ;)
matthaus_c: why you always PUUKIN'
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidTHype lucidHype
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Rocksalad: Hello!
ethanunofficial: get raided
JoTyler: Alex Online – Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy || Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy || Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/alexsteacy || Gumroad: gumroad.com/alexsteacy
DigitalSeahorse: lucidTUltra lucidUltra
GhassanPL: I've had a horrible day, but seeing Alex on stream again is definitely a great ending to it :)
matthaus_c: a raid?! :O
JoTyler: can get the first book of his comic on his gumroad!
Akchipman: Ok, who gave the zombies guns?
JadedCynic: welcome raiders! :)
matthaus_c: thank you raiders! lrrDARK
Sunday_of_Nothing: a whole 4 person raid
Juliamon: Henlo raid!
ghyllnox: I've spent some time during the pandemic reading some of your comics! Your art style lends itself well to the environment of the two I was following.
AdmiralMemo: RAAAAAAAAAAAID!
InfinityToPlanck subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 70 month streak!
InfinityToPlanck: Always happy to see an Alex on LRR :)
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rosesmcgee: I think they're just very ill
red_shoes_jeff: Raid!? *POOF*
JRandomHacker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
JRandomHacker: I do appreciate me an AlexBonusStream - always some interesting game picks
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Rocksalad: shadow legends
ethanunofficial: i raided ;-;
thraximore: hahaha
ethanunofficial: wasnt big
AdmiralMemo: admira108Heart admira108Heart admira108Heart admira108Heart admira108Heart
TeacherSeanTV: teache17Oreo teache17Oreo teache17Oreo teache17Oreo teache17Oreo
josh___something: Good guard rails XD
Akchipman: OSHA rates these guardrails dead/10
JadedCynic: hey Memo! <3
Mysticman89: suffiecntly fin that you can quantum tunnel through them reliably
Robot_Bones: so rusted you just phase through
MAPBoardgames: Oh yay, bonus Alex stream!
matthaus_c: @ethanunofficial I don't think we got a notification, but it's much appreciated lrrDARK
Mysticman89: fin? thin
JadedCynic: that bag of milk was BAIT!
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, I remember that.
BrindleBoar: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: sound fx is on the loud side
Morendur subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
Morendur: What a delightful surprise! Not only do I get to catch a live stream for once, but it's an Alex! (loved the full comic release btw, one of these days Ill not be horrible and post a review!)
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JadedCynic: dangit I never thought of that...gee thanks
Magnamus0: LUL
MrQBear: wow, grenades are bouncy.
MatthewDennisMTG: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Jabba DOES seem like someone that'd have plentiful rank shits
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:14.
matthaus_c: hand cannon empty?
ethanunofficial: @MatthewDennisMTG oops my bad i raided from @sunday_of_nothing but logged into other account here lol
thraximore: nice! glad that's an option
ethanunofficial: but thanks either way lol
Mysticman89: I imagine Jabba exretes a consistent slime, similar to a snail. But perhaps its fecal.
Arclight_Dynamo: There is a no-spiders mode. That rather indicates there are spiders.
DiscordianTokkan: Aww, but I LIKE Spider in Spaceshipping, they're neat
JadedCynic: well, we've had rats already...
GhassanPL: More games should have phobialess modes
JadedCynic: agreed @GhassanPL
GhassanPL: Though I'd prefer that more games just had a FOV slider :P
DigitalSeahorse: at least the most common phobias
thraximore: not the subtlest secret, but we take those
JadedCynic: hard to not trigger *acrophobia*...
ky0dar: I just got here.whats this?
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JadedCynic: unless you make a flat level...
matthaus_c: @GhassanPL every time I play a game that doesn't have an FOV slider I feel the ghost of TotalBiscuit screaming inside me
Juliamon: ky0dar Quake, but make it Czech
GhassanPL: @matthaus_c Yeah, same
ky0dar: also, digging Alex's new specs
thraximore: @matthaus_c dead by daylight must be a neverending scream then LUL
AdmiralMemo: We are here to Czech it out
GhassanPL: Sometimes I scream "has TB taught us nothing?!"
DigitalSeahorse: impossible not to trigger a fear of games whatever that phobia is called
thraximore: @DigitalSeahorse gamerphobia
matthaus_c: we are here to czech around and find out
JadedCynic: Ludophobia?
kumatsu: So I just got here, is this built off Quake or just massively inspired by it?
kenohki2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
kenohki2: Good frand Alex! How be you?
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DigitalSeahorse: thraximore ah
Rocksalad: Spider-Man game with Spiderless Mode. Open the title screen and it just says Man
Mysticman89: oh those look like earthbound starmen enemies
JadedCynic: @kumatsu inspired
DigitalSeahorse: hai, kenohki2!
thraximore: legit might be ludophobia though
DigitalSeahorse: escher3FOX lucidDuck
AdmiralMemo: I'm getting Half Life vibes along with Quake
azninsect: i think its shifted, at this point. Are you OK...enough
DigitalSeahorse: yep the entire metric is shifted
kenohki2: Still waiting for my first shot at the end of the month, but still ok
DigitalSeahorse: okay considering
AdmiralMemo: My answer is usually "I' no worse than usual."
Akchipman: Flock teh button, not press it. Wow.
Morendur: I mean, I'm alive, my wife and kids are healthy and sound, hard to argue that all things considered these days
thraximore: Hussite. Interesting
JadedCynic: "are you okay?" -1980 - having a good day? 2020 - are you free from immediate peril?
DigitalSeahorse: yay for first shot soon
kenohki2: really bad
DigitalSeahorse: horribly
Bahumot: Alex is still on this plane of existence and functioning. That is reason to celebrate.
thraximore: I heard they got Lambda strain recently
DiscordianTokkan: They're STARTING last I heard
kumatsu: My response is usually the end-of-undertale "Despite everything, I'm still me"
Akchipman: Masks? Problems? Madness.
SkylerRingtail: Lamda strain? *Goes to google*
kenohki2: less than 30% in total and the number of cases keeps going up
GhassanPL: Thankfully, the only thing Covid managed to damage in me is my faith in humanity
Arclight_Dynamo: Japan is at 37.9% fully vaccinated. That's... not good.
Rocksalad: Yep, wearing masks has been a thing in Japan for years now
Shadwhawk: Reuters says Japan is at 44% based on dose
DigitalSeahorse: Tokyo: no we need the Olympics first, vaccines can wait!
matthaus_c: world leaders, man. they don't change
Juliamon: More likely the IOC forced them into it
Akchipman: We found the out. Problem, the out found us too.
InfinityToPlanck: Japan has been having more trouble than one would have expected but still no where near the trouble that the US, UK, and entire continent of South American have been having
MatthewDennisMTG: This game looks a lot like Dusk which is very good
kenohki2: And now they have no room in hospitals so they are having people stay home if they have any symptoms
thraximore: @GhassanPL I used to think that even stupid people experienced a rudimentary instinct for self-preservation. I have been disabused of this notion.
matthaus_c: oh geez ken
GhassanPL: @LoadingReadyRun So is this the full version of HROT or still Early Access?
Magnamus0: jumpscare
DigitalSeahorse: kenohki2 yikes
matthaus_c: @GhassanPL still in EA
GhassanPL: Dang
kenohki2: it is as they say, a shit show over here
Robot_Bones: @GhassanPL The phrase "Avoid it like the plague" has been discontinued
AdmiralMemo: Oh man... I didn't realize just HOW much I missed this experience. Now I kind of want to go back and watch some IDDQDerp VODs after this.
JadedCynic: Well, I will NEVER complain about a horror movie having 'unbelievably stupid' characters :\
matthaus_c: is that wall taking the piss
GhassanPL: I wonder if we'll get to see LRR play Back 4 Blood when that comes out
Boon_33: wall leaking may have been a secret
DigitalSeahorse: I super miss AAAL
kenohki2: Indeed
GhassanPL: Hey Alex, did you manage to play the Back 4 Blood beta?
incslayer: including mission to moscow?
JadedCynic: @Boon_33 yeah, been wondering about that spigot dribbling water...but maybe weak point?
DigitalSeahorse: and Top Guns
zed_alpha: what in by all that is sacred and fuck, is that Alex on stream?! Hell yeah
zed_alpha: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: HROT
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait I mean Naked Guns
JadedCynic: hot shots holds up pretty good
Mysticman89: My parents finally got their second doses today. Kinda late considering they had access months ago, but got there at least.
swampcat12: Can you drown in this game?
kenohki2: I hate back 4 blood only because they canceled the beta for only Japan so I couldn't play with anyone
JoTyler: @Mysticman89 that's great!
avi_miller: Rewatching Indy was fun
JadedCynic: okay that's totally from Serious Sam
DigitalSeahorse: put down the barrel and nobody will get hurt! ....um that's the point
matthaus_c: retreat to the shit water
AdmiralMemo: Police Academy just kind of... didn't know what to do in the sequels. It feels like they used up their material in the first one, but it was economically profitable to make sequels and they were like WELP
MAPBoardgames: 4hp seems like not a lot.
vouru: idk if the AI is really smart or really dumb
swampcat12: You only need 1 😎
DigitalSeahorse: kenohki2 awww lucidHands
Bahumot: For a game like this, other than leaning on regenerating health, what's a good solution to the lack of health and healing items like this?
GhassanPL: I played the beta, it seemed quite fun; a worthy sequel to L4D in my opinion; of course unless the publisher fucks it up or something :P
incslayer: 9 health we are getting ther
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't got to it either
MAPBoardgames: Can of blood and fat?
Akchipman: Blood and Fat. that sounds perfectly safe.
DeM0nFiRe: Seems like the game doesn't give you a lot of health, but also gives yuo a chance of getting out of fights without taking a hit
AdmiralMemo: Now we're at 9 health! Almost double!
Bahumot: Okay!
JadedCynic: yeah, positive stress
GhassanPL: Resource management is a mainstay in "doom-clones" :P
JadedCynic: it's still productive
Juliamon: Some games are fun *because* of the difficulty.
Mysticman89: it's a very fast turn around time when you die (i.e. fails fast) which makes losing not awful
GhassanPL: The niche is still there :) I love games like this :)
Magnamus0: there also is the option to back out and start the level with full health bit you just lose your guns
JadedCynic: it's feeling very nostalgic
Akchipman: It's like Jazz vs Country. They're different.
Kelderan: That was an appreciated breakdown. I don't think I could have done nearly as well
HadesLeprechaun: I feel like Control did that a little bit, no regenerating health, and playing aggressively was more rewarded
AdmiralMemo: I do PREFER these types of games, though.
Juliamon: It's a lesson in "not every game has to be for everyone" both in style and difficulty.
JadedCynic: @Mysticman89 yeah, the low demand engine makes loading times REAL SHORT
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah regenerating health ends up becoming "Well just pause after every fight" instead of health being a resource
Bahumot: Not surprised regenerating health has impacted level design.
InfinityToPlanck: Yeah endless monster spam is an obnoxious side effect of regen
JadedCynic: not a grognard
GhassanPL: Every game mechanic and style has its place :)
emthemarvelous: Do you squeeze your player out of the tube from the middle?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not that regen health *always* causes worse level design. it's that it *allows* for worse level design.
thraximore: @GhassanPL wellllllllllllll :D
PMAvers: I sort of like a hybrid that the new Wolfensteins used, where you might get a little bit of regenerating health out of combat if you were out of combat to get back up to like a cap of 25 HP, but to bring it up past that you gotta get health packs.
Fanklok: I think Halo 1 did it well with only half of your effective health pool recovering
kumatsu: people who say things were better didn't try booting up WoW Classic
GhassanPL: @thraximore ?
MAPBoardgames: I miss Alex on Talking Sim
ashteranic: there were some really, REALLY bad games even built upon good genres, and even with (contemporarily) okay engines.
JadedCynic: I mean, you wanna talk old-school, I like that we've got MouseLook Kappa
Kelderan: I just missed Alex
ANeMzero: been watching a playthrough of Bioshock Infinite and something that keeps coming up is how everything kind of just resets to 0 at the end of every combat section.
TheMerricat: People forget that part of the reason why we had regenning health was because people got tired of hunting for health packs. But then regenning health lead to horde mode bs and spending all your game hiding behind sandbags.
DigitalSeahorse: I like being able to go back and play retro stuff with a save mod on it so I can actually beat it now
thraximore: I would argue that some game mechanics simply... don't work in the context of gameplay.
Koios7: succinHead
AnOddSmith: ???
BrindleBoar: LUL
JadedCynic: HA!
ANeMzero: One time!
swampcat12: lmao
Akchipman: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?
Boon_33: omg
Mysticman89: greedy
SigiledScryfish: WAIT WHAT
josh___something: RUDE XD
Magnamus0: LUL
matthaus_c: occupado!
GhassanPL: @thraximore I disagree, I think those are just failures of the designers
DigitalSeahorse: devicatSpook
Nenluen: someone was already in there
PMAvers: Killdozer, no!
JadedCynic: there was already someone in the bobcat! :D
rosesmcgee: This is a great game
Phailhammer: JadedCynic Now I want a "Four Yorkshiremen of Gaming" sketch. :D
HadesLeprechaun: nobody expects the possessed bulldozer!
MAPBoardgames: Forklift says "NO"
ATrophonian: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ashteranic: damnit, i looked away
MrQBear: @Kelderan I agree with this sentiment.
Bahumot: He tried to kill you with a Fork Lift!
ATrophonian: lrrJUDGE
JadedCynic: *Bob cat
Akchipman: He *DID* kill Alex, though.
thraximore: @GhassanPL Fair enough. I can't think of any examples to the contrary off the top of my head
JadedCynic: you can have BOTH.
GhassanPL: @thraximore Most things that should stay in the past are bad input schemes :P
AdmiralMemo: @GhassanPL Also, inputs that are not customizable
GhassanPL: I tried to play the original Tomb Raider recently, dang was the input janky
matthaus_c: it polarised into "Dark Souls is supposed to be inaccessible", which is BOGUS
DigitalSeahorse: those are compatible things
swampcat12: Putting ramps in buildings is against the artistic integrity of the architect /s
JadedCynic: that's the secret - people get contrary and....argumentative
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prince_infidel: That a game can't be challenging & accessible. Which isn't true
Akchipman: Or DK bongos.
DigitalSeahorse: a great artist with art the heck out of accessibility
CataclysmicReverb: So, I couldn't get into Sekiro. When you design your game around the idea of "you always try again," starting with a supposed to lose fight felt like a clutch gear slip
kumatsu: @Akchipman Beat things with DK Bongos is my favorite meme
Kelderan: @matthaus_c Alex had a really good description of Dark Souls that opened my eyes to the game. It's not a dear favorite of mine.
MAPBoardgames: Dance Dance Dark Souls
matthaus_c: I have a friend who's beat it with a bussing guitar hero drumkit
Mysticman89: dark souls is punishing, but thats a different thing
Phailhammer: I think Rudeism is planning to do it with a single button. :D
GhassanPL: @AdmiralMemo FOV and nonrebindable input are examples of things that make games extremely inacessible
JadedCynic: but Alex - nuance takes WORK, ppl wanna win arugments NOW Kappa
thraximore: @GhassanPL I guess the best example I can think of is pay-to-win mechanics. It just doesn't work as anything but a way to siphon money from abusive psychology
GhassanPL: Lack of FOV I mean
kenohki2: I just watched someone play Touhou with a Taiko drum controller which only allowed them to move left/right and shot. It was amazing
SirMorek: i worked with the guy who got the world record for most different methods for beating dark souls. i remember the voice controls being specifically hellish on him
MrQBear: @kenohki2 That sounds amazing.
DeM0nFiRe: Dying Is Fun (tm)
AdmiralMemo: @JadedCynic Nuance? On the Internet? You must be joking! Kappa
Juliamon: Some people just want to be mad at other people and will take any position that lets them do so.
avi_miller: People wanted to win arguments and internet karma, not have a conversation
TheBearBee: I'm wondering if someone has beaten Dark Souls with sex toys. A dude is just sitting there without a controller in sight when Twitch chat asks they just look into the camera and smiles
GhassanPL: @thraximore I wouldn't even call pay-to-win "mechanics" :P Maybe "meta-mechanics"; but to me they're just a monetization scheme, on the level of "buy game, have fun"
swampcat12: I don't like the RPG mechanics in Dark Souls
GhassanPL: @TheBearBee Of course they did :P
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DeM0nFiRe: I also like that Dark Souls basically lets you set your own difficulty by deciding how much you want to level up
josh___something: I'm still happy I was able to beat nightmare king Grimm without getting hit in Hollow Knight
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
DigitalSeahorse: anything
AdmiralMemo: Hey! It's Wiggles!
Mysticman89: People grind through it and eventually learn how to kill everything, and then they end up discovering you can run by everything and not need to utlize that skill anymore
CaptainSpam: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH mattlrGolden
matthaus_c: wiggins raid!
MAPBoardgames: Protip: Don't use Twitter.
avi_miller: Ohai Raiders
JoTyler: Hi chatthew!
BrindleBoar: don't tweet, don't look at tweets
GhassanPL: Is it even possible to have a true "discussion" on Twitter xD
Juliamon: What up chatthew!
eDRoaCH: why is the forklift mad at you
swampcat12: maybe it cant fit through a door
JadedCynic: I don't even look at 'my timeline' anymore - I just check a handful of people I like's tweets, and that's it
northos: awww I really hoped it would be defeated by stairs
DigitalSeahorse: I've gone a bit overboard into not looking at twitter missing notifiers cause discord
Akchipman: Semi-skimmed milk. Another terrible itme.
dunderhosen: A significant problem with this style of health system is it’s quite susceptible to snowballing, in the sense that the worse you’re doing the harder the game gets.
AnOddSmith: frankly I use it as an RSS of people I think are cool
owleyedman: Twitter is fine if you have less than 2000 followers and moderately curate your followers.
swampcat12: twitter isn't designed for discussion
Bezekric: Whoo, an Alex
JadedCynic: twitter was NEVER intended for discourse - char limits are dumb
Phailhammer: I still remember the time you killed the Capra Demon by flinging shit over his wall. :D
Koios7: succinHead
SkylerRingtail: I'm so so happy I abandoned Twitter over a year ago. Done wonders for my mental health
Akchipman: Did it just get in the building?!
DeM0nFiRe: Just like the old saying, caught between a truck and a gun guy
shendaras: Things are usually too nuanced for the twitter format I think.
DigitalSeahorse: so yeah thanks when posting notifiers to discord when it does happen
AdmiralMemo: The old "turkey carving" argument.
matthaus_c: twitter technically has the tools for debate, but it has bent its every design aspect into discouraging discussion
Royal_Pride21: go discord
Shadwhawk: Do you have any mines? Maybe that'll work on the bobcat
thraximore: @Juliamon I wonder how much of that is genuine conflict-seeking and how much is sheer numbers resulting in filtering towards extremes
JadedCynic: I'd have dropped twitter completely but there are a few friends I can only contact thru the medium
Ba_Dum_Tish: Feeling hrot hrot hrot
DigitalSeahorse: and the report button
CaptainSpam: I'm just glad I somehow dodged Twitter entirely.
avi_miller: There are literally people on Twitter who search terms to yell at people they do not know
Bezekric: At least something good came from waking up with a fever after The Vaccine
DigitalSeahorse: if there's a report catagory for it
owleyedman: Ok but what if they are literally your boss lol
nebulosDisconcertion: I had an account just to follow people, and then I made a few tweets into the void about shouting into the void. That somehow got me a follower and I panicked and deleted my account.
DigitalSeahorse: category*
MWGNZ: get weird vibes from someone? block them
GhassanPL: My twitter is wall to wall smut artists and it's a great experience :D
Juliamon: thraximore I don't think it particularly matters in the end
Kelderan: @CaptainSpam Ditto. But, I'm also not an entertainer
PMAvers: They don't pay my Twitter sub.
strebenherz: you're not being paid to deal with someone being dumb on the internet
DigitalSeahorse: tech them with report button if they that far off base
matthaus_c: TQ tried, recently. it didn't go well.
Mysticman89: I don't use social media, but on forums and even random chats I'll type out responses that might be confrontational, and then I'll usually delete it before sending
OhaiMireiya: Digger boss?
AdmiralMemo: @Royal_Pride21 There is ONE thing I hate about Discord, and it's that it's killed forums. I used to love asynchronous communication and that doesn't exist anymore.
thraximore: Maybe just ignore the ammo? :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i play dota solo queue a lot, and "potentially" winning a game even is not worth unblocking some of the people i've come across.
JadedCynic: I think a mine might be useful against that Bobcat...
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swampcat12: i wonder if maybe you just shouldn't pick up that ammo or whatever
TheMerricat: do we still have rocket ammo?
Ba_Dum_Tish: My twitter is 90% animal picture accounts like dog rates and I pet that dog/cat
rosesmcgee: what if you just leave the ammo in front of it alone
ashteranic: They usually aren't there to be educated, they're there to be performative for either their followers, or to get access to your followers
eDRoaCH: idk why people have convos on twitter. do they have them on ig?
josh___something: Perhaps don't pick the ammo crate up maybe until the end?
Stripe_dog: Do we still have that land mine?
JadedCynic: there's LITERALLY billions of other people on the planet
samwonk: Twitter is for self-promotion, following other people's self-promotion, and promoting your friends' self-promotion.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you so much Alex. i've struggled with tring to word that for a while
eDRoaCH: youre in a position where randos msg you tho
adamjford: Twitter is very important to me. Have my current job and most of my closest friends thanks to it. My feed is heavily curated
JadedCynic: @Stripe_dog nah, we dropped it back at the rocket ape
Ba_Dum_Tish: Semi skinned milk?
JadedCynic: @eDRoaCH yeah, and?
ANeMzero: I see a terf, I block a terf.
thraximore: wow I don't think we've seen this much health since the beginning of the game seabatClap
rosesmcgee: did anyone else see an electric box above that exterior door?
AdmiralMemo: I'd like to KNOW why I'm blocked, so I could try to change my behavior, though, so I don't cause more harm to other people. I know the person should not be REQUIRED to tell me why I was blocked, but it'd be nice, helpful, and edifying.
GhassanPL: Especially if you want to care of your mental health - zero patience for bullshit on socials is a great way to lower your BP :P
matthaus_c: @Ba_Dum_Tish skimmed, not skinned :p
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JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish yep, 2.1% M.F. instead of 3.75%
emthemarvelous: professional twitter vs personal?
GhassanPL: Btw. are you informed when people block you on twitter?
Twilight_Spark: Join me on the don't-have-Twitter side!
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo if you are being blocked it's highly likely that you actually don't care to know or already know why you were blocked.
Styxseus: Its this really weird mindset of, wanting to make a good impression on others, while ignoring how others behave towards you in order to achieve that :P
adamjford: I have notifications hidden from people who don’t follow me. That helps
Fruan: If you can't figure out why you were blocked from context, do you really think an explaination would go well?
CubeStreams: oh hey, its Alex! Good to see you're doing well
JadedCynic: I hear a chopper?
Despoiler98: sure sounds like it
thraximore: sure sounds like it
Arclight_Dynamo: A Hind D?!?!
thraximore: jinx!
AnOddSmith: this sounds like boss music
Despoiler98: @thraximore jinx
BrindleBoar: yesssss
matthaus_c: we full half-life now
Koios7: succinHead
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
AdmiralMemo: So then I go around causing more inadvertent pain and harm to others. I guess the pain of others is the trade-off. *shrug*
swampcat12: i love the way the lighting looks in this game
Arclight_Dynamo: (...it's not.)
JadedCynic: looks like a Mi-8 with guns
CataclysmicReverb: oops
thraximore: ha too slow! :p
GhassanPL: We Half Life now boiz!
Despoiler98: oh dear a Hind
Royal_Pride21: i agee with you that y i only discord with friend
PMAvers: I'm waiting for a Metal Gear to j ust come up and swat it
DigitalSeahorse: hello copter
Fanklok: Colonel what's a Russian gun ship doing here?
Anaerin: Hello Half-Life Apache.
JadedCynic: dropped by the chopper, I guess
Shadwhawk: No health bar, that's worrying
matthaus_c: I can't look at a helicopter anymore without thinking of the helicopter at the end of STALKER Clear Sky. that was such a silly fight
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get away from the choppa
JadedCynic: we still haven't triggered the bobcat...
northos: lrrGOAT
JadedCynic: yay, easier than the bobcat :P
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat See, I'm oblvious to most things that people don't tell me straight-out. I just assume that the average person doesn't WANT to change, and I'm not average.
AnOddSmith: making it look easy
DeM0nFiRe: Worst pinata ever
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lrrGOAT
DigitalSeahorse: devicatGlo1 devicatLoL devicatGlo2
matthaus_c: seabatClap
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: well done, alex!
JadedCynic: :D
azureHaights: Mm, delicious lrrHAM grenades
AdmiralMemo: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Pangogie: Henlo Alex.
GhassanPL: @LoadingReadyRun So, what are the chances we'll see you streaming more slav jank in 2021? :)
thraximore: they did get back up, how rude!
xythrogar: there's a keyhole down there it seems
Ba_Dum_Tish: @GhassanPL Matters of Import (RU edition)
matthaus_c: there are no stupid questions
GhassanPL: Poland is Slavic, so I guess Czech's are Slavic as well
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
Phailhammer: It's not, and I believe they are.
Lord_ZYRK: It is. You decide which part I'm answering to lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: "The Czechs (Czech: Češi, pronounced [ˈtʃɛʃɪ]; singular masculine: Čech [ˈtʃɛx], singular feminine: Češka [ˈtʃɛʃka]), or the Czech people (Český lid), are a West Slavic ethnic group and a nation native to the Czech Republic in Central Europe, who share a common ancestry, culture, history, and the Czech language."
Arclight_Dynamo: Czechs and Slovaks are both Western Slavs, according to Wiki.
Akchipman: Only stupid times for questions.
matthaus_c: stupid behaviours definitely
countingku: I mean Slav is literally in the name.
RonaldMcDownload: Czechs speak Czech
thraximore: On the contrary: "How come meteorites always land in craters?"
Ba_Dum_Tish: We need to czech ourselves before we wreck ourselves
JadedCynic: @countingku "The Czech Repulic"?
DigitalSeahorse: more stupid to assume instead of asking things
corianderd: Czechoslovakia was... created in 1918 when it split from Austria-Hungary
josh___something: Is there fall damage?
azureHaights: @Ba_Dum_Tish Czechia self before you wrechia self
InfinityToPlanck: Slavic accounts for the bulk of Eastern Europe although the baltic states and Hungary are an exception
Ba_Dum_Tish: If Alex did do a steam of this kind of thing it could be called the Soviet Block
GhassanPL: Well, an Allied controlled side :P
JadedCynic: yeah, it was basically a land rush in 45
TacitusVigil: The Western side was split by the US, UK, and France.
Zatengo: well, it was soviets on one, and us, france, uk on the other
Laserbeaks_Fury: And also the city of berlin
matthaus_c: like literal american control? no national sovereignty?
kumatsu: makes me think of the nameless Slavic city that HL2 takes place across
xythrogar: These levels are Large
JadedCynic: so say 'bizzare' that was my childhood! :D
DiscordianTokkan: The TV show Counterpoint is EXTRA weird watching now
MAPBoardgames: @matthaus_c puppet govt
azureHaights: East Berlin, and Vesper Lynd
Akchipman: The Allied portion was self-governing, just supplied by Allies.
Phailhammer: Like the Laika...uh, Trabant.
AnOddSmith: yes, berlin was also split in half, despite being squarely in the eastern half
TacitusVigil: Plus France carved off parts of Germany into other countries.
Arclight_Dynamo: @matthaus_c West Germany was basically the Germany there is today. East Germany was nominally independent but was very Soviet-controlled.
JadedCynic: well four parts - american british french and soviet sectors
Zatengo: @matthaus_c in the beginning not, then progressively more
Laserbeaks_Fury: Even though I think Berlin was totally surrounded by West Germany
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames ah of course. classic USA move
ANeMzero: Yeah, Berlin was split despite being so heavily on the Eastern side of the country which made it.. difficult.
DiscordianTokkan: Because it was based on an East-West split, but also a timeline divergence
TacitusVigil: @Laserbeaks_Fury East Germany
JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury *East
DigitalSeahorse: lucidG katesNotes2
Rootpotato: oh shoot. alex in the flesh.
luke1x: very good to see you streaming again Alex missed seeing you!
Rootpotato: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
Nenluen: heh i remember seeing the man from uncle TV show on meTV.. it was a thing
DigitalSeahorse: a Lyka
Laserbeaks_Fury: K, couldn't remember
DigitalSeahorse: or however it spelled
DeM0nFiRe: I like that there's no fall damage, doesn't punish you for going for it
DigitalSeahorse: a dollar car
GhassanPL: Post-war European engineering was insanely brilliant
egoseventh: IIRC, to this day you can tell what half of Berlin you are in, based on the coloration of the street lights - Cold/blueish LED is West, warm incandescent is East.
DigitalSeahorse: I could sure use a dollar car, avoid sketchy anti-maskers on buses
Lord_ZYRK: "I made this with a hammer head and a tangled mass of bailing wire"
Akchipman: Does Gold Key come from botcat boss?
TacitusVigil: @egoseventh Not just Berlin. You can tell East and West Germany from space.
Phailhammer: Alex, have you heard of a book called Extra Lemon? I think you'd get a kick out of the Trabant's entry.
thraximore: just looking for holes in the sewer
GhassanPL: There are materials to this day that we don't use anymore because they are expensive to make, that were created for post-war Europe, that are like 10x the strength of steel, or 10x the durability and elasticity of plastic...
Magnamus0: there was some spinny bits in the sewer you didnt spin
InfinityToPlanck: Context is indeed exceptionally important
JadedCynic: @Akchipman ugh, it's starting to look like it :(
MAPBoardgames: I have high praise for the game Jelopy. Pick it up (or watch Alex play it on the youtubes)
Arclight_Dynamo: The wildest thing to me about Berlin is the subway system. The tunnels run beneath both halves of the city. So East and West Berlin trains ran on the same rails. They just only stopped at their own stops. While the wall was still up.
nebulosDisconcertion: Waste cotton or waste wood pulp
Zatengo: i have a east german motorbike, its amazingly simple and simple to fix. also duroplast in parts you dont expec
GhassanPL: Yup duroplast/bakelite was one of them :)
nebulosDisconcertion: Whichever was cheaper at the moment
TacitusVigil: I've heard that material differences/accessibility is noticeable in East/West dentistry too.
TheMerricat: Ah Alex is talking about the Trabant.
Stripe_dog: So the trabant is a massive fire hazard?
CranstonSnord: ^
incslayer: how meltable is it though?
Lord_ZYRK: Sounds like you're not applying enough fire
InfinityToPlanck: Steel is an absurdly diverse collection of materials in pure strength there is little besides carbon nanotubes, graphene, and diamond that can outperform the high end alloys
DigitalSeahorse: mcd00dWaddle mcd00dDuck more efficient than walking
Nefasine: What do the wheels near the bridge do? Might open up something
Akchipman: Found the key.
BrindleBoar: floaty lads
Akchipman: Ah, yes. RANDOM SKULL MACHINES!
Zackri: They got backpacks
thraximore: wow. really is Doom
josh___something: Floating heads
josh___something: neat
incslayer: they are navigators from dune?
DigitalSeahorse: they got aHEAD of you
matthaus_c: I guess we pop a save down there huh
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: okay, this isn't just 'normal rebellion in Warsaw Pact country'
Fruan: Heads wearing backpacks. Checks out.
matthaus_c: hoverfishheads
TacitusVigil: You've heard of the Red Army, now meet the...Head Army!
matthaus_c: ayyyy
DiscordianTokkan: @TacitusVigil Eyyyyy
GhassanPL: Second to the trabant is the Fiat 126p
GhassanPL: The Polish Fiat that conquered the world :D
DigitalSeahorse: TacitusVigil pfft
Pangogie: æ
matthaus_c: pop a save before turning the second valve?
Phailhammer: JadedCynic What are you talking about? There is no rebellion. lrrBEEJ
emthemarvelous: how terrible are mines if you know the spawn?
Morendur: Well Alex it has been a delight to chill out playing Minecraft while chilling to your stream, but alas, I must sleep, have a good one and enjoy the rest of the game!
Brozard: Oh, it's an Alex! Good to see you
matthaus_c: the opposite of death!
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes!
GhassanPL: OH MY GOD
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeee
GhassanPL: This is so soviet it hurts
Bahumot: Oh that brings back memories
BrindleBoar: LUL
Fracaswell: ooh, game and watch!
matthaus_c: oh my god YES
AdmiralMemo: Oh I love this!
DigitalSeahorse: hahahha yes the Russian cartoon character
incslayer: now this is hardcore gameplay :p
ComradeMik: i've played this handhold game
DeM0nFiRe: Isn't this like literal game & watch, like not even a copy?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
midichlorianuser: The real game begins
Arclight_Dynamo: This is a real Soviet game:
Stripe_dog: The hell is that egg made of
ashteranic: It's a game+watch!
ComradeMik: also hello alex, you're looking well
JadedCynic: Casio game watch... <3
ashteranic: the 80's are coming back
josh___something: That's adorable XD
W_Livi: that sure was an amusing easter egg
mantuka17: holy quake vibes
GhassanPL: Ah, the 90s "is that monster a flower vase or a diagram of a uretus?" polygon aesthetic
JadedCynic: Imean, I've played nearly identical lcd games to that 'in the West'
DeM0nFiRe: @Arclight_Dynamo Interesting, is that a copy of Game & Watch Egg or the other way around
GhassanPL: This specific LCD game was based on a soviet cartoon
incslayer: @Arclight_Dynamo how/why do you know? im impressed but im surprised anyone would know that?
GhassanPL: @incslayer Well, some of us actually played that game :D
DeM0nFiRe: It's identical to https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/d/d8/Egg-GameWatch.jpg basically
JadedCynic: I don't get the reference
Arclight_Dynamo: @DeM0nFiRe Rip-off of Nintendo.
JadedCynic: oh - thank you
Arclight_Dynamo: @incslayer I, uh, take an interest in retro computing and gaming.
DigitalSeahorse: GhassanPL, I was in a Russian sandart stream and the artist said she played and watched that as a kid
Robot_Bones: thought we were talking about the moon base for a sec
Rootpotato: unit 4? like... Eva unit 04?
JadedCynic: HAH, alex!
TacitusVigil: I don't know, I'm pretty sure I saw Adam play Communist Mario. Kappa
JadedCynic: check the idle animation!
Arclight_Dynamo: Chernobyl and Afghanistan.
TacitusVigil: Chernobyl, Afghanistan
TacitusVigil: Taking your foot off the neck of your satellite states and realizing they all kinda still hate you for controlling them.
ashteranic: "did y'all run a nuclear test and not tell anyone?"
InfinityToPlanck: Afghanistan is after all the Graveyard of Empires
JadedCynic: "what fresh hell is this?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, man, that's awkward. "Hey, so, just a head's up... we think you may have a bit of a uranium problem... thought you'd like to know."
Lysander_Gustav: I keep meaning to watch the Chernobyl tv series
DeM0nFiRe: Has this game had any music before now?
GhassanPL: @TacitusVigil The differences is that 80 years of control makes for great stokholm syndrome
incslayer: yep us swedes had an issue where people who where coming to work at one of our nuclear power plants was showing too high levels of radiation on their way IN to work and based on wind patterns and such it could only be chernobyl that was the cause
shendaras: That reminds me of the story about kodak or another film company seeing the evidence of the first nuclear test explosions
DigitalSeahorse: Sweden: "Pfew, did you fart?"
TacitusVigil: @GhassanPL There is that.
JadedCynic: filters
Bearudite: should ask red
DigitalSeahorse: yeah filters
shendaras: This was some place in NY if I remember it correctly where they were making the film and they saw exposures that shouldn't have happened.
DigitalSeahorse: I agree, ask Red
AnOddSmith: IIRC the kodak thing is that the nuclear fllaout of Trinity just screwed up all the film out of a factory of thiers?
Magnamus0: honestly, safe fear to have
Bahumot: Vehicles are either static, driveable, or come to life and try to kill you.
Boon_33: Mirrors help with taking a picture of something while keeping the film behind a lead shield.
TacitusVigil: Have you ever heard of/tried Kvass Alex? Kappa
JadedCynic: well, alex - given previous experience, that's a reasonable assumption to make of the game! :D
thraximore: oh they're definitely throwing up because of radiation sickness, right
AnOddSmith: wait why is the melee weapon a sickle
AnOddSmith: oh I get it
Zatengo: hey alex, sorry if you answered this before, but what do you think about escape from tarkov?
AnOddSmith: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
incslayer: thats actually kinda funny
AnOddSmith: subtle
josh___something: That idle animation XD
Magnamus0: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: nice
ashteranic: Eat The Rich
InfinityToPlanck: Nice
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JadedCynic: @ashteranic so 'Eat The State'?
thmanwithnoname: this reminds me a bit of the early section of half life 2
Anaerin: Fun Fact: This isn't the Quake engine. This is an entirely custom engine, written by the devs in PASCAL.
emthemarvelous: Anne: from 6 to 18 was a fascinating view of the last years of soviet russia
Lysander_Gustav: I hope they release some gameplay videos soon for Stalker 2
matthaus_c: from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs
JadedCynic: in *pascal*? wow
thmanwithnoname: PASCAL???
Bratmon: @Anaerin Why would anyone do that?
Kelderan: @Zatengo I think at some point James answered this in a Tarkov stream, but I forget
Bahumot: I like how the levels are starting to feel like a real place, not just a random maze.
Anaerin: @Bratmon They're Czech?
GhassanPL: @Anaerin Wow, that's dedication I suppose
matthaus_c: these cars are all sus
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Zincus: An Alex stream! <3
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dunderhosen: Pascal for extra 90s cred
DigitalSeahorse: how'd they get the cars in there
SkylerRingtail: Pascal?! God help these devs
DeM0nFiRe: I am liking how the levels in this game at least kind of sort of make logical sense
TacitusVigil: I hear that much like Dark Souls, there's a walled off miniboss named Havel we need to fight at some point. Kappa
CompSciJedi: Cheer100 Yay, Alex stream!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY Matt was sneaky lrrFRUMP
AdmiralMemo: Lots of raids don't fire for whatever reason.
BrindleBoar: does something change when the lights are off?
JadedCynic: oh wow, the 'plink' noise of the failing fluorescent light :D
northos: booooo
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehheheh
Anaerin: @BrindleBoar Yes. It gets darker.
Stripe_dog: heh
Bearudite: dags
MAPBoardgames: Can you pet the dog? Yes, for certain values of 'pet'.
Fruan: That dog is made of kevlar
Stripe_dog: You can PELT the dog with buckshot
BrindleBoar: Anaerin NotLikeThis
MAPBoardgames: Yes, the garage
Stripe_dog: What's the SMG?
DigitalSeahorse: <message deleted>D:\Screenshots_sort\2021-08-18 01_02_08-Greenshot.png
DigitalSeahorse: oops
DigitalSeahorse: wrong button
Stripe_dog: Nondescript bullet tube
Anaerin: The PS1 wobbling.
Juliamon: I know that didn't have anything private, but I figured you wouldn't want it lingering in chat anyway :)
DigitalSeahorse: devicatHug devicatPow ramaLove modlov
matthaus_c: mines are useful!
Lysander_Gustav: The game's description said the jaggy edges and floating points were intentional
JadedCynic: yay, a mine actually killed an ENEMY for once :D
ballesta25: Is that from the fast_inv_sqrt calculations that did funky bit hacking to approximate?
JadedCynic: kk, thnx
thraximore: don't forget to mute!
Anaerin: @ballesta25 Nope. That actually helped and stopped geometry wobbling. The PS1 didn't have fractional calculation for geometry, so it would "wobble"
GhassanPL: @Anaerin Also that's not the only reason :P
Fruan: Who needs a Z-buffer? It just costs extra
GhassanPL: Apparently my spinach tortilla chips are "suitable for vegans"; as opposed to, you know, tortilla chips made out of corn, which as we know is made out of animal parts
Juliamon: GhassanPL It's not unheard-of for tortilla chips to be made with lard
incslayer: @GhassanPL ahh yes the well known corn beast
GhassanPL: @Juliamon Wow; that's definitely not the case in Poland :D
DigitalSeahorse: ramaGasp mattlrPika_SG katesWot HahaReindeer 4 pika surprise!
DeM0nFiRe: I've never seen the train depot outside my window lit up at night and now it is lit at 1AM wonder if they're doing something interesting
OhaiMireiya: starlight express flash mob
matthaus_c: they're probably investigating a murder attempt against Artemy Burakh
prince_infidel: Does anyone know why it's called HROT? I think I missed that
DigitalSeahorse: good question
matthaus_c: no more questions
GhassanPL: Well, it's check for "tip" or "spuke"
GhassanPL: spike*
BrindleBoar: Super. HROT. Super. HROT.
GhassanPL: Czech*
GhassanPL: Wow
MWGNZ: Thor got confused while writing his name
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe pay no attention - it's just the Deep State smuggling in crates of RFIDs to put in the vaccine syringes to mind-control anyone; no good can come from anyone realizing you know, so just go back to stream as if everything was normal lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: BrindleBoar xD
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe Ah yeah that's probably it, good point
GhassanPL: @JadedCynic The pandemic made your joke way less funny than it should have been :(
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DigitalSeahorse: LoadingReadyRun, do you know why this is called HROT?
GhassanPL: I mean, it is a Czech word
GhassanPL: It means "tip", "spear"
DigitalSeahorse: HahaReindeer katesWot ramaGasp mattlrPika_SG
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DigitalSeahorse: oh cool
thraximore: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: so it's all dick metaphors
GhassanPL: Or, sometimes, "prick" :P
DigitalSeahorse: just the tip
DigitalSeahorse: xD
A_Dub888: benginFingers
BrindleBoar: Alex.
JadedCynic: @GhassanPL haven't you heard? that's totally what the 'covid vaccine' is - "it was made by Bill Gates to monitor everything we say and do." lrrFRUMP
JoTyler: "prong" (thin, pointed, projecting part) or "nib", the writing end of a fountain pen or a dip pen
dunderhosen: My brain keeps anticipating Quake guy pain sounds but they never happen =/
GhassanPL: @JadedCynic I heard, that's why it's less funny :( Because some people actually believe that
thraximore: the rat got him!
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika_SG pegaSass just the tip lrrSPOOPY
JadedCynic: @GhassanPL that's the grim, gallows humour. sorry.
GhassanPL: Also, HROT is sort of an onomatopoeia for "oink"
matthaus_c: space magic for everyone
MAPBoardgames: So there has been a spate of games "based" around Chernobyl. Do you think we will ever see similar games "based" around Fukoshima?
CompSciJedi: SOCIAL DISTANCING!
thraximore: death
DigitalSeahorse: hi ratties
DigitalSeahorse: bye ratties
KevlarGiraffe: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: eep
BrindleBoar: LUL
GhassanPL: This is so nostalgic :D
AshBurnem: I just got here, and was gonna make a joke about this looking like a Quake mod, but... this is sweet.
MAPBoardgames: Lightning gun?
thraximore: uh lightning gun?
CaptainSpam: Get the lightning gun?
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun
thraximore: whoopsie
Bearudite: dang
thraximore: sorry!
thraximore: just let me !duh myself
Bahumot: A Floating Head spawns every time you say the word Secret.
DeM0nFiRe: @Bahumot Like the worse version of a secret slime word
GhassanPL: I imagine the speed run of this game is like 3 minutes :D
Kelderan: @Bahumot What if you say it like it's said in Gish?
matthaus_c: we will also do better with the ayy lmaos getting stuck on geometry lol
matthaus_c: welp
Fruan: Is this the Quake 1 engine?
GhassanPL: Wow, I am one of the 5 I guess, I loved Gish :D
Kelderan: So pleased someone got that. Thanks Alex
MAPBoardgames: @GhassanPL 14m 9sec
GhassanPL: I almost forgot about it :D
JadedCynic: Custom engine made to emulate ol Quake 1
AdmiralMemo: I've never even heard of it.
GhassanPL: One of Ed McMillen's first projects
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit I haven't thought about Gish in like ten years
Anaerin: @Fruan Nope. Custom engine, built specifically to look like old school FPSs', and built in Pascal.
Bearudite: I am one of the 5
narset6691: OOoo bonus alex stream
Kelderan: You never forget that "Secret" from Gish
AdmiralMemo: Oh it's a game?
niccus: gish isn't really playable but it was mood
GhassanPL: Excellent music, too
dunderhosen: Almost need a !gameengine for this :P
DeM0nFiRe: Wow, built in Pascal. That is a name I have not heard in a long time
GhassanPL: @niccus Blasphemy, it was a great game :)
Fruan: @Fruan PASCAL?! Wow. Neat!
Kelderan: I think we officially have the 5 man Gish gang now. Hoo boi.
SkylerRingtail: What's it do? Work.
goombalax: ah tesla gun
GhassanPL: Gish was also the first game I ever bought
matthaus_c: speedrun strats strats strats
GhassanPL: One of the first real indies, too
narset6691: this game seems hard D:
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JadedCynic: now that I sit back and soak up the atmosphere, the 'mood music' is quite good
ReddestSix: Unless you have one of those curved guns, then you can shoot around corners
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
matthaus_c: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
JuniorRoll: Nice
Fracaswell: FBtouchdown
Omthebox: seabatClap
AshBurnem: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
swampcat12: PogChamp
SgtBrink: sammytYAY
Anaerin: That was, indeed, a triple.
ReddestSix: Get the camera!
GhassanPL: Man I would save scum in this game so hard my F5 key had an orgasm
JadedCynic: *F6
Shadwhawk: Rats have a lot of blood in them
JadedCynic: lrrAWESOME
GhassanPL: I can say that, right? We're post-watershed, 18+ jokes are all right? :)
Juliamon: GhassanPL We've had bluer jokes on earlier streams
JadedCynic: oh yeah, even in BC it's past 'PG stream' time
Juliamon: Footie time!
DigitalSeahorse: I think it's funny 3 of us verified the triple xD
matthaus_c: just score up to 69 and call it a day
ReddestSix: I guess we have to take it with us now
Arclight_Dynamo: Oi! No footie in The Zone!
KenKopin: Apparent playing against that guy.
BrindleBoar: I think you knocked that dude down with the ball
JadedCynic: did you actually knock over a hazmat dude? :D
CompSciJedi: New personal goal: Make the score read 7:2
thraximore: @JadedCynic I think so :D
JadedCynic: (with the soccer ball)
princesskayla94: Alex! My favourite boy is back!
josh___something: Man, the minecraft zombie noises these guys make
shendaras: mitchell and webb
Anaerin: Mine the door?
Lord_ZYRK: Don't mix those with alcohol, Alex
MAPBoardgames: In early versions of DnD, fireball didn't have a radius, it had a volume. So throwing a fireball in a narrow corridor could result in massive blowback.
thraximore: @MAPBoardgames that makes more sense to me, actually
josh___something: HAHAHAHAAH
JadedCynic: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DeM0nFiRe: Fire Restinguisher
Boon_33: it was full of fire
AshBurnem: But fire's right in the name
GhassanPL: Tell that to Duke Nukem :D
TeacherSeanTV: Yes, you do.... or have I learned life wrong
Koios7: dont you fight fire with fire though?
narset6691: are you an expert of czech fire extinguishers alex?
DiscordianTokkan: It's where all the fire goes
thraximore: guess that extinguisher was inflammible LUL
CaptainSpam: Clearly, it is an extinguisher that is made of fire. Exactly what it extinguishes is unspecified.
darkspiredragon: You don't fill your fire extinguishers with fire?
Omthebox: Gotta fight that fire with fire
djalternative: That wasn't a fire extinguisher. That was a fire provider
DigitalSeahorse: ramaTrash andyboFire lrrFINE
emthemarvelous: Kitty?
CataclysmicReverb: The fire was already there, it was only being supressed by the extinguisher
BrindleBoar: milk get
narset6691: @CataclysmicReverb best idea
DeM0nFiRe: If I had a nickel for every time I opened a locker and a bag of semi-skimmed milk flew out at me
BrindleBoar: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: HOERS
vouru: what do you mean flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?!?
JoTyler: a horse!
BusTed: Haha.
emthemarvelous: (I could swear there is purring)
matthaus_c: HROSE
Arclight_Dynamo: Pommelhorse.
GhassanPL: I mean, that's what it's there for? If you remove the fire extinguisher, you get fire; working as intended
Bahumot: Soviets extinguish fire with More Fire!
Arclight_Dynamo: From a gym.
thraximore: extraordinary
CaptainSpam: The pommelhorse is after us!
Arclight_Dynamo: So...
Bearudite: pommelhorse BAYBEEEEEEE
Fruan: A binary fire extinguisher - two very explosive chemicals, that when mixed become inert.
TeacherSeanTV: why ISNT every boss a wooden horse
AshBurnem: It's a mimic!
Anaerin: The most aggressive pommel horse.
BusTed: Getting pommeled alright
Koios7: succinHead
josh___something: This is disturbingly close to the gorilla boss
DiscordianTokkan: Pommelhorse? No. PUMMELhorse
goombalax: more like pummel horse
Lord_ZYRK: Because you've been skipping practice, Alex
Omthebox: Alright, that was unexpected
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DigitalSeahorse: did it just bleet?
thraximore: oddly terrifying
MAPBoardgames: I give their boss design an A for creativity.
GhassanPL: I've asked this question many times in PE: *why* is there a saw horse?!
Schatten88: night everyone
chaostreader: What else would a saw horse shoot but missles?
matthaus_c: hrotse
virgil82: Bad horse!
BrindleBoar: it was made of meat
JoTyler: oh it was full of blood and fat, great
TeacherSeanTV: scary because can
DeM0nFiRe: It's made of wood but also meat!
BusTed: It was full of meat.
JadedCynic: someone on the dev team hates gymnastics?
Fruan: Concrete donkey?
KenKopin: I'm starting to understand why the Soviets win the Gymnastics in the Olympics all the time.
Omthebox: It sure was full of meat
Lord_ZYRK: Are horses not full of meat where you people come from?
InfinityToPlanck: Maybe it was a chemical fire extinguisher and there happens to be the appropriate chemical containment in the air to cause combustion to occur
darkspiredragon: Going all out to defeat Simone Biles
TheWormbo: did it really count the scores?
thraximore: Oh I see where this is going
AdmiralMemo: NO FOOTIE IN THE YJ
PsychoI3oy: thanks for the gift sub RonaldMcDownload
theevermist: LUL
BrindleBoar: LUL
strebenherz: PFFFFT
Arclight_Dynamo: The slight "pwing" sound just as you kick the ball is sergeJustRight
thraximore: ??
CptMurphey: hahah
strebenherz: SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED
DeM0nFiRe: wat
BusTed: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
TeacherSeanTV: 1 kicking strength of YEET
Lord_ZYRK: Clean shirt big pog
JuniorRoll: lol
JadedCynic: wifebeater is ARMOR
DigitalSeahorse: secrets
Boon_33: Wifebeater Armor
Omthebox: Gratz
BrindleBoar: one (1) wifebeater
ComradeMik: top tier slav armour
Lord_ZYRK: I hope we get a track suit later
AdmiralMemo: I HATE that name for that item of clothing, honestly
JadedCynic: I'd like to think we were wearing MORE than that previously
TheMightyTaylor: I dunno. John McLean seemed pretty invincible
djalternative: A-tee. we use A-tee now.
BartholemewTheKitten: Not cotton, cotton waste and phenols
Kelderan: Best way to find a secret.
MAPBoardgames: This is a better soccer simulator than that awful GTA/FIFA W+P game.
Juliamon: It's a literal tank top
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, tank top. Why don't people use that more?
JadedCynic: @TheMightyTaylor I don't think his singlet was the source of that
BartholemewTheKitten: Does that mean you were shirtless previously?
BrindleBoar: not to be confused with a healer top, or a dps top
DigitalSeahorse: TANK TOP hahahhahhaha
matthaus_c: these are some good looking signs
Rootpotato: @djalternative like A-T field?
Arclight_Dynamo: God, the music is good.
GhassanPL: @LoadingReadyRun The "Palace of Culture" is a type of building the USSR "gifted" (built) in many satellite capitals, as a Soviet symbol
djalternative: oh. that is an absolutely great pun
TheMightyTaylor: @JadedCynic Oh, most assuredly not.
GhassanPL: We have one in the middle of Warsaw :)
JoTyler: @AdmiralMemo prolly because "tank top" is used for the feminine style tight top with the thin shoulder straps (at least around here?)
AdmiralMemo: @JoTyler I mean... it's a top... with thin shoulder straps... that's tight.
Arclight_Dynamo: The SMG here is a proud member of the "pipe with other pipe" family.
matthaus_c: mind the gap, slenade guy
JadedCynic: "this is the part where you stay down"
ComradeMik: looks like a british grease gun
CompSciJedi: what's the story to this, if there is one?
BrindleBoar: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Shitter's full
thraximore: wow!
DigitalSeahorse: an poop
DeM0nFiRe: k
electra310: oooh, don't like that
GhassanPL: First time for everything I guess
Clench_Eastwood: shitters full
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames not anymore
Bearudite: un dookered
thraximore: I don't think I've ever seen a game do that
Juliamon: I always knew them as tank tops here, nobody ever called them wifebeaters, so I guess it's regional
BusTed: We live in a brave new world.
Rootpotato: poop physics 10/10
JadedCynic: @Clench_Eastwood nope, not anymore
Arclight_Dynamo: I don't think I've ever seen a game toilet that ever flushed a polygonal turd.
Arclight_Dynamo: So that's a new experience for the day. :D
AdmiralMemo: @Juliamon Might be. It's very common here in Maryland.
BrindleBoar: so are these guys vomiting because of radiation poisoning, or what?
ComradeMik: i remember in the ascent i got a chievo for washing my hands after flushing the toilet
thraximore: @BrindleBoar That was my assumption.
JadedCynic: Yeah, I think that's the very first time I've seen that in a game...
ComradeMik: they're normally called wifebeaters in australia
ComradeMik: or wifeys
matthaus_c: I prefer the toilets in Fallout, or their true name, drinking fountains
AdmiralMemo: Tesla TVs eh?
CompSciJedi: They're called wifebeaters here in the US South, again with that "joking" connotation
JadedCynic: @BrindleBoar yeah...seems likely - esp given they're all wearing NBC gear or hazmat suits...
BusTed: Rocket jumping?
BrindleBoar: I am sure there's a secret inside that train tunnel
Arclight_Dynamo: The helicopter is delightfully janky.
JadedCynic: alex, fart patrol never left
GhassanPL: Anyone know the backstory of this game?
MAPBoardgames: What about a cookie? Would you risk it for a biscuit?
JadedCynic: it was probably sitting stationary and took off when you started up the stairs?
MAPBoardgames: Um..
JadedCynic: O_o
thraximore: pardon
Adamantcheese: fleshy turret
CptMurphey: why did the turret groan
CaptainSpam: It was a living thing and you killed it.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Flesh Turret" was my nickname in college. Kappa
matthaus_c: "I thought you loved me"
Fanklok: Do your turrets not groan?
CptMurphey: well then
DistractedMOSFET: turrets that scream in pain provide extra deterrence
Bearudite: no not the tiny man in the turret!
TheWormbo: this game is weird
Anaerin: Turret actually tiny man.
JadedCynic: @Fanklok maybe creak if we don't oil them...
PMAvers: I mean how do you think the turrets work? They put a tiny man in them to man them.
Fruan: Turret is operated by tiny trained hamster inside
GhassanPL: In soviet czechoslovakia, you make turrets bleed
Rootpotato: i love how this game has different color keys, but the entire game is just different shades of beige
DigitalSeahorse: yup
thraximore: It's a stealth reference to Animal Farm
teavian: four legs good...
Lord_Hosk: How many legs do your pigs walk on in your country?
JadedCynic: Of course, this is the soviet bloc - 'automation' is just hiding a worker inside somehow
Rootpotato: @Lord_Hosk 2
AshBurnem: Pigs on two legs? Insert joke about politicians here!
JoTyler: @Lord_Hosk eight or so
dunderhosen: Can’t tell if you’re just reaching the more early access parts of the game or if it’s just a bit surreal…
GhassanPL: Yeah, this game could technically be considered monochromatic :D
matthaus_c: can't be sitting around waiting for the autobahn
Arclight_Dynamo: Hubris?
thraximore: wheelerHub
Anaerin: @JadedCynic I mean, look up the original definition of "Computer".
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk four...unless they're near Lake Erie, then it varies between 6-12
MAPBoardgames: zzzit!
AdmiralMemo: It's 1:30 AM... sleep or keep watching... sleep or keep watching?
DeM0nFiRe: Hey maybe the land mine will work against the helicopter
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic or "Robot"
TacitusVigil: String Cheese Gun is OP
matthaus_c: @AdmiralMemo if it makes you feel any better, 2:33 here
BartholemewTheKitten: Helicopters don't like lightning I guess
JoTyler: @AdmiralMemo keep watching! only another half hour or so probably, yeah?
CompSciJedi: Nope, still do not like
AdmiralMemo: @matthaus_c You're out in the ocean? Kappa
GhassanPL: I want pasta now for some reason
matthaus_c: very close to it, yes :p
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c nah, maritimes - he's west of me at 3:04am :D
matthaus_c: now that's what I call projectile vomiting
MAPBoardgames: The trail of blood left by the projectiles is a bit disconerting.
thraximore: just a tad
narset6691: i dont like this place
AdmiralMemo: @MAPBoardgames You don't fill your weapons with blood? Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: I really like the way this game looks
matthaus_c: calling in all pigs for projectile vomiting contest
MAPBoardgames: @MAPBoardgames Yeah, but it usually just leaks out where I am, not all the way across the field.
JadedCynic: guns with propellant of hydraulic rams...the hydraulic fluid being red-tinted oil
theevermist: I thought there was a mine down there
Anaerin: There was. It took out an enemy.
MAPBoardgames: @theevermist Yeah. That's what I thought too.
CptMurphey: boomstick
matthaus_c: DUSK TIME
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika_SG
GhassanPL: THE COCK OF GOD
Lysander_Gustav: ah, the classic
JadedCynic: Brno!
AdmiralMemo: Gudinov: The Russian man who does adequate work.
Arclight_Dynamo: Blyam!
Lysander_Gustav: oh, both barrels
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika_SG ramaGasp katesWot HahaReindeer
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh hello Alex! Oooh new QUAKE-like?
coriolis_storm: Explosive find!
JadedCynic: go FLYIN' you....inexplicable thing
JadedCynic: that was the copper key?
MAPBoardgames: now you just need the triple-barrel shotgun!
theevermist: there was a mine down there
theevermist: I knew it
matthaus_c: breeky
GhassanPL: The sound is a bit weak, but still dope
Lysander_Gustav: a fine red mist
theevermist: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Mind the gap
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Lysander_Gustav: ahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DeM0nFiRe: is he gonna be ok?
matthaus_c: the sound that made holy shit
GhassanPL: "Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun"
Juliamon: That whole sequence was beauty
AdmiralMemo: Looks like both you made a whoopsie
chaostreader: I think the lock was on the wall there.
CompSciJedi: can confirm, they're fun
JadedCynic: alex's error was less costly than the aylmao's
prince_infidel: Hammerless?
Lithobraker: I just want the Russian space survival gun
Arclight_Dynamo: A Lupara would be fun, too, but is almost certainly illegal in Canada.
MAPBoardgames: You Aught-two? was that an intentional pun? Double-aught?
Anaerin: There's another key in the metro, I wonder if you have to run beside the tracks to get it.
emthemarvelous: Am I the only one hearing a cat in the microphone purr occasionally?
AdmiralMemo: What's interesting is that whenever someone says "shotgun" my brain goes to double-barreled as the first idea, even though there are plenty of single-barreled ones.
JadedCynic: @Anaerin emphasis on BESIDE
Arclight_Dynamo: (A Lupara is a sawed-off double barrel traditionally used by the Sicilian Marfia.)
Arclight_Dynamo: *Mafia, even
prince_infidel: Huh. Sweet
GhassanPL: Okay, this is a stupid question but: why two barrels?
narset6691: it was the silver key
GhassanPL: What benefit does it give?
Anaerin: Check the metro, I'm pretty sure I saw a key there.
thmanwithnoname: another big one is redundancy
Arclight_Dynamo: @GhassanPL Double barrel shotguns only have two rounds in them. One in each barrel. There's no magazine or pump action on them.
chaostreader: I think subway had the rusty key lock.
Lord_ZYRK: I make you custom shotgun. It have finest steel pipe my Alexei can find. He is very dependable business associate.
JadedCynic: ysbrydPunjail
Arclight_Dynamo: @GhassanPL So this lets you have two shots before needing to reload.
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
AshBurnem: Double barrels means twice the warcrimes!
Arclight_Dynamo: That's the reason.
iamn0tg00d: Can you go on top of the train station?
GhassanPL: @Arclight_Dynamo So you can fire them separately?
GhassanPL: Ah
MAPBoardgames: rusty key there
narset6691: i saw the key!
AdmiralMemo: Did you flush the key? Kappa
TheWormbo: do fire extinguishers explode in this?
JadedCynic: if you miss with the first shot, you still have a second shot available ebfore having to reload
Arclight_Dynamo: @GhassanPL You almost always shoot them separately. Many guns will not let you shoot both.
LittleVesuvius: what have i found, thiis is interesting
Kelderan: Who needs that shoulder?
I_Am_Clockwork: its a way to have multiple shots before relaod without needing a feeding mechanism
Lysander_Gustav: the recoil is ridiculous
DigitalSeahorse: twice the recoil
Elwesto: a double discharge hurts, happened to me
MAPBoardgames: You need the key
Lord_Hosk: it makes your shoulder say "owwwy that wasn't pleasant"
Asimech: Some actually have a mechanism to stop them from firing in tandem or in quick succession.
AdmiralMemo: I've fired one once... One shot of birdshot and one shot of deershot and I was like "Nope" after that. My shoulder was sore.
CataclysmicReverb: Ehh... as long as your body's not tense it's not that bad
Molladia: Afternoon Alex, hope you're doing well.
GhassanPL: I've only ever fired revolvers in terms of live weapons :P As you might imagine, long, automatic and high caliber weapons are not very popular in Poland :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Am I crazy for kind of liking smaller gauges, on principle? Anyone can hunt with a 12-gauge; it takes skill to hit something with a .410 bore. :p
AdmiralMemo: Also, Alex, can I say that I loved when you and Graham went to the firing range in Vegas and shared your thoughts on the GVlog. It was quite insightful and interesting.
Lithobraker: I feel like it would be cheaper to just new York reload instead of getting a properly aligned twin barrel
MAPBoardgames: New York Reload?
Lord_ZYRK: Drop gun grab your OTHER gun
Hadhayosh: dropping the gun and grabbing another
LittleVesuvius: ah
Anaerin: It's a reload that takes a New York Minute?
thraximore: hahaha
AdmiralMemo: "From New York City Police Department officers carrying a backup revolver rather than an unwieldy speed loader."
LittleVesuvius: i have a friend who enjoys going to the shooting range and I've never heard this but she is not from NY lol
TacitusVigil: I prefer Chicago Deep Dish Reloads myself.
matthaus_c: unwieldy speed loader.
thraximore: Ah yes, speed loaders, known for their... bulkiness
Arclight_Dynamo: Drilings and dreilings are fantastic things, too.
JadedCynic: Ah yes, we call that the "Safari Reload" - "Porter! Hand me my other mime rifle!"
BrindleBoar: so the Reaper reload.
Lysander_Gustav: ah the "elephant" gun
nightraven949: you mean the 700 Nitro express cartrige used to hunt Lions?
I_Am_Clockwork: That sounds.... MISERABLE
incslayer: if you want to go overpowered on your rifle you get a volley gun
Kelderan: That's a trip. Never knew that about double barrel rifles. Seems like a cumbersome design.
JadedCynic: bespoke handmade
Arclight_Dynamo: I cannot imagine using a .700 Nitro on a big cat. That's way overkill.
JadedCynic: and landed gentry
emthemarvelous: I am reminded of the gun with 7 barrels that was used briefly by the royal navy
iamn0tg00d: If you can afford to kill an elephant, you can afford an expensive gun.
incslayer: @emthemarvelous your thinking of the volley i believe
incslayer: volley gun*
JadedCynic: @emthemarvelous ah, the 'volley' gun - back in the muzzleloading smoothbore days
emthemarvelous: Yes, I believe so
DigitalSeahorse: stopping poweh
LittleVesuvius: stoppin powah
Lithobraker: I'd imagine the extra mass of the second barrel also helps with the recoil of the absurd bullet
Hadhayosh: stopping guns are fun. theres a 2 gauge that forgotten weapons did a video on a while back
Anaerin: In case of bad gun: More gun!
DigitalSeahorse: yup
BrindleBoar: that's correct
matthaus_c: sure is
AdmiralMemo: Agreed
iamn0tg00d: I previously had a neighbor that literally build an entire extension on his house to hold the giraffe he shot in Africa. His gun was the least expensive part of that investment.
JadedCynic: hell, don't use a gun; use a camera
prince_infidel: Yep
thraximore: the sparing use of the geiger counter in some areas is a nice touch
I_Am_Clockwork: now picturing double barreled cameras
DigitalSeahorse: poachers can get trampled
incslayer: @iamn0tg00d what the WHOLE giraffe?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, agree on the scumbags part. I still find discussing the particulars of it interesting, though. Is that odd?
Anaerin: "Snapshot" was originally a hunting term.
TacitusVigil: You get a knife, your prey gets a gun.
Angnor33: 100%
PMAvers: Call sport hunting a roguelike mode.
AdmiralMemo: So... go to Florida? :D
matthaus_c: helicopter drop rich assholes with a bowie knife in the middle of a herd of rhino
Fanklok: what if the animal also gets a gun?
iamn0tg00d: Yes, the whole giraffe. It was giant.
BrindleBoar: you get a knife and a coating of BBQ sauce, to make sure the animal is incentivized
emthemarvelous: I would even go for bow hunters
Hadhayosh: knife fight an elephant and you get my respect.
GhassanPL: Hey Mr Animal, check me out, I have 8x your IQ and an explosion-powered mass driver, let me feel powerful by killing you!
electra310: A handbag with a brick in it!
JadedCynic: @PMAvers your target audience won't know what that term means
DigitalSeahorse: gotta train the animal on gun safety tho
Lord_ZYRK: You and the lion both get laser tag equipment. First to twenty points wins.
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
matthaus_c: this game has it all
Lithobraker: So give them a WWII Japanese firearm, just don't give them any ammo Kappa
AdmiralMemo: 3rd try's the charm
I_Am_Clockwork: I miss laser tag
AdmiralMemo: I haven't been to laser tag in YEARS...
iamn0tg00d: To be fair, hunting a cape buffalo is still pretty dangerous, even with a rifle. It's definitely more "equal" than something like duck hunting.
JadedCynic: @Lithobraker nah, give them the Japanese 25mm aa gun with plenty of ammo, like 5 rounds - they'll never fire all of it Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Hell, I'll even say: If you can build a firearm from *literal* scratch - like, mine the iron and stuff - I will let you hunt with it. You earned it.
BartholemewTheKitten: Its a method of boat propulsion
electra310: I feel like that would damage the edibility of the duck
GhassanPL: > me, who drank 3 cans of energy drink Why am I still awake at 7 AM?
Gorchiza: am I crazy or this looks crazy like Quake ?
incslayer: isnt a punt gun a primitive version of an orion drive?
Anaerin: "To whom it may concern"
JadedCynic: so you're less hunting, and more engaging in naval AA fire
TacitusVigil: A grapeshot gun?
Lysander_Gustav: They used to use anti-aircraft guns, back when feathered hats were all the rage
Anaerin: @Gorchiza That is the idea, yes.
MAPBoardgames: Does this game have a plot? It's okay if it doesn't. I was just wondering.
DigitalSeahorse: movie tiem
iamn0tg00d: You can take out most of a small flock with one.
MrQBear: oh hey, it's the theater from duke nukem 3d!
AdmiralMemo: It's a literal flick
matthaus_c: oh of course it's Lenin
Arclight_Dynamo: It's ya boi, Lenin
DistractedMOSFET: eat your heart out duke nukem
DigitalSeahorse: katesNom
Lysander_Gustav: Nearly made several breeds of duck extinct
Lord_Hosk: and it wipes out... several generations of water foul at once
DistractedMOSFET: now THIS is fan service
matthaus_c: best boi Lenin
Solahwin_Tampramain: I love the sounds of this game
CaptainSpam: No, your wifebeater finally fell apart!
Robot_Bones: you converted that man into bullets
PMAvers: I wonder, if you shoot a explosive into the screen, will it blow up and a secret will be behind it like Duke3D?
Borgrim_: This reminds me of a duke nukem 3D level
matthaus_c: name a better boi than Lenin
BrindleBoar: I mean, not wrong
Mornish: oh hey Alex, how's it going?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade katesBless
JadedCynic: isn't he still propping up the coat check in a moscow disco?
Lithobraker: Soo... How long until people start hunting with loitering munitions?
Fanklok: I saw a truck towing a fan boat today, I do not live in an area where a fan boat is viable transportation
DistractedMOSFET: There's almost no way it's not a duke 3d reference.
AdmiralMemo: Haha
AdmiralMemo: Kiss that painting!
TacitusVigil: What does that make Marx, Soviet John the Baptist?
Koios7: good ol Hollywood Holocaust
DigitalSeahorse: ramaPray lucidComrade
AdmiralMemo: wat
JadedCynic: @Fanklok you'd be surprised
matthaus_c: it's funny how Lenin gets to be Soviet Jesus and Stalin gets to be Soviet Satan. the cults of personality around those two still influence a lot of how we think about them
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Anaerin: "Evacuate"
LittleVesuvius: i take it this is no longer in early access
Natimus_Prime: Ah, the secret missile bunker!
MAPBoardgames: You are standing in a room with no windows and no doors...
GhassanPL: This seems like something the Soviets would make
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Moses? Bringing down the word of god?
LittleVesuvius: oh no
Lord_ZYRK: Fanklok not with that attitude
BrindleBoar: no fighting in the war room
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil and Soviet Saint Paul is "Papa Joe"?
TacitusVigil: @matthaus_c Stalin is shockingly popular in Russia today.
CompSciJedi: is secret bunker, is fine
matthaus_c: @TacitusVigil as he should be
dumbo3k: OSHA would like to have a stern word about that elevator. I'm just imagining going on break, walking into the lounge, only to plunge about a hundred feet down
thraximore: stalin
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c that's a case of surviorship bias Kappa
thraximore: stalin?*
DistractedMOSFET: @TacitusVigil Sadly, some people want to have a dictator.
matthaus_c: @JadedCynic LOL fuck that got me
DistractedMOSFET: @JadedCynic Oh yeah, definitely.
BrowneePoints: I missed an Alex Bonus Stream! Also Hi Alex hope you've been doing well bud!
Arclight_Dynamo: So... is that background static-y sound we sometimes hear meant to be a Geiger counter that goes off in irradiated areas?
Bahumot: So what childhood toy is going to be the next boss?
DistractedMOSFET: Some people's political beliefs can be summarized as "uwu step on me"
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo I think so.
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints sorry - hope you enjoy the VOD!
TacitusVigil: @DistractedMOSFET Yep. Or the whole "Well we were strong under him" and ignore everything else
JadedCynic: @DistractedMOSFET I resent that you're not actually wrong...
BrowneePoints: @JadedCynic Got my 2nd moderna shot today and i've been in and out of it all evening lol
Lysander_Gustav: yay
JoTyler: woooo!
TacitusVigil: I'm *mad*...at how accurate that is.
matthaus_c: I'll take the strictest socialist autocracy over liberal democracy capitalism any day
BrindleBoar: another biiiiike
DigitalSeahorse: devicatUwU pegaUWU
incslayer: national palace of culture aka "ndk" there is one of those in bulgaria too
electra310: Good bonus stream!
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints congrats! got my second pfizer shot two weeks ago; gonna call my boss about getting back in the taxi tomorrow! :D
GhassanPL: Woo
Kelderan: Been lovely having you back.
Lysander_Gustav: I think I'll try out the demo. Seems fun.
Boon_33: It's been fun, Thanks for the Stream!
Bearudite: was good streams bront
BrowneePoints: aw man. I missed the whole stream! Hope it was a good time y'all! Glad to see ya back enjoying some games Alex!
shendaras: It's been great to see you.
Anaerin: Thanks very much for the stream, Alex.
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Alex! Glad to have you back!
MAPBoardgames: Thanks for the stream, Alex!
Excalibur_1867_: lrrSHINE Thanks for the stream lrrSHINE
Bahumot: Seeing you on stream again was a great treat :) !
JadedCynic: what's up next?
iamn0tg00d: This has been delightful.
TacitusVigil: Thanks for this bonus stream, I needed this Alex. :)
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
LittleVesuvius: nice to see you Alex
dumbo3k: Thanks for the stream Alex! Have a good night!
Phailhammer: cya :)
LittleVesuvius: ty!
Juliamon: !schedule
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matthaus_c: thank you for being here, Alex!
Lithobraker: The gun I've always wanted is an Anschutz straight pull action pistol integrally suppressed with .45 ACP
JadedCynic: stuff!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the stream
GhassanPL: I feel like everything is slowly getting back to normal :D
AdmiralMemo: "Thanks for watching! It's great!"
Hadhayosh: barb1HP
MAPBoardgames: !patron
strebenherz: Thank you for streaming Alex!
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
josh___something: This was a wonderful stream <3
thmanwithnoname: Thanks!
coriolis_storm: lrrSHINE lrrALEX lrrSHINE
TacitusVigil: Wait, this isn't the French Revolutionary Calendar...
BrowneePoints: Well we are happy to have ya back Alex
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Lord_Hosk: !patreon
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DigitalSeahorse: us people
matthaus_c: Alex was brought to you here today *by you*
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun - the game looks cool and the discussion was great <3
strebenherz: ooh comic?
AdmiralMemo: I would, if I had money
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
electra310: Goodnight Alex!
JadedCynic: take care everyone!
Koios7: succinWave
Spacecarl: I just got home but it was really nice to see ya!
countingku: Welcome back, Alex!
AshBurnem: lrrSHINE
serramarkov: G'night, Alex!
Lysander_Gustav: when you can if you can
TheMightyTaylor: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
TacitusVigil: Quick, someone wake up Paul to do the post-credits!
JadedCynic: (run closing ads)
AdmiralMemo: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Boon_33: Good Night!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty
Electrodyne: Secret Paul Message PokPikachu
DeM0nFiRe: lol I assume Paul is asleep I dont think you're getting a secret paul message